December 3, 2024 • 8 mins
Andrew discusses his issue parking his car in the garage since every time he gets it back it smells like farts.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
What do you want to tell the story? Or do
you want to wait till he's here? Because it's it's
an interesting story. We can bring it back, so go ahead, okay,
go ahead, tell the story.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
So Andrew parks in a garage near our building, and
we love the guys in the garage.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
They're amazing.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I won't say which one it is, and he and
I will trade off because we do like a little
car share. Sometimes sometimes he'll drive the car home, sometimes
I will. But without fail, every time one of the
valets gives us our car, there's a fart inside of it,
a thick, heavy fart he releases before the car.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Comes back to it. Every single time. It's fascinating.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Is it lingering from hours before? Or was it freshly laid?
I mean, what's going on there?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Nothing about it is fresh, but it doesn't feel.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Hold on, akarri. How can you eat breakfast when we're
talking about farting? It's mush pretty much. I'm okay with it.
I'm good, okay, okay, thank you? So okay, So they're
farting in the cars. They bring it down to valet.
You know to let you drive home and it smells
like a freshly farted car.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
It's yeah, and it's it's one of those farts that
you're like, what was this a protein shake?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Like?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
What was going on here? Because oh, oh I feel
it in my lungs.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
It's bad. Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
So a lot of people who work for valet parking
and garages and stuff around the city, they listen to
our show. Yeah, and so maybe someone who is in
the business can call us and shine some light on this.
I mean, don't you you couldn't you wait and you
could wait until you get out of the car, right
or or is it planted on purpose?
Speaker 5 (01:32):
That's my question?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Okay, so that's our big question. Have we done something
to cross this guy?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Both of us tip.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I don't know what it would be to upset him.
I but it's bad, it's and it's almost every time
it's a rough one.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Right.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
So he's driving in now, Andrew's driving in now. So
today you're guaranteed a fart in the car?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yeah? Probably?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
All right?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Oh you have you have on the phone? Hi Andrew?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Hi, good morning. Hi.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
So is Gandhi exaggerating this or is it really true?
Every single time you get into your car, it smells
like someone late later fresh one from the one guy.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
I do not know what this man eats.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
I don't know what.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Okay, Okay, that's that's don't matter. We don't have to analyze.
We don't just send this to the lab.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
You know, I'm saying. I'm just saying, this is happening.
We're wondering, why.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Do you think it's a fetish?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Maybe like the guy likes farting in cars, like it's
a thingybe.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
You know, there's weird fetishs out there.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
I know that, Danielle.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
I'm starting to think it is because I feel like
I also and maybe I'm just thinking this now. I
feel like he gives like a devilish smile, like enjoy
the rest of your day, you know what you did?
I know?
Speaker 5 (02:40):
Maybe so some people are texting in some ideas.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Maybe it's not uh flatulence, Maybe he's got stinky feet
or something or.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Not.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
This is not feast. Okay, this comes from ass.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yes, it's wild, like it's I think it's one of
those things where there's just like a slight tinge of
green smoke in the card and.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
It like burns your eyes.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yeah, many hold on burning?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah, yes, scary if that was your mush.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
By the way, you know what I paused mid mush
because okay, good Okay, what's your thought here? Scary? I question?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yes, you say you tip, but how well do you
guys tip? Because that's a valid question. Dollar a day
ain't gonna do it?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
No, we actually the two of us will double tip
because Andrew will tip, and then I'll still tip.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Okay, what are you tipping? Maybe be so bold and
asked that you tipping.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I feel like it's like five bucks a day. It
does for me whenever I get it, it's five bucks,
and then Andrew does it too.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Oh that's more than enough. Yeah really, Oh I tipped
like a twenty. I don't want anyone farting in my car.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Hell, I don't think every day.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
I usually tip like once or twice a week a
bigger amount.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Okay, just leave.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah, I want my car to smell like a dozen
roses or something. Well, okay, so can we monitor this
because you're driving in right now? Are you about to
park your car in that garage?
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Correct?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Yes, okay, and I will let you know tomorrow if
somebody yeah, if it's if it ain't good. That's that's
all I'll say.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Well, can you just like roll recording on your iPhone
and just kind of chase someone down like a shame
on you, like a shame on you?
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Uh, what is that? What is that on you?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Shame on poo, well, shame on, no, shame on you.
On channel whatever where they have the the investigative reporter, like.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Shame on you.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
We're out in front of the garage today. We're about
to ask this gentleman who just brought our car if
he laid a big, juicy fart in.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
They're like, sir, sir, may I have a may have
a moment, Yes you, sir, may have a moment with you.
I want to Can you do that? Absolutely?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
I love I would love to be an investigative journalist
to the bottom of this the bottom.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
I love that we have no problem. We have no problem.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
We have no problem eating food while talking about farts.
Look at froggies over there devouring and food. Yeah, Fox,
don't bother me.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah, you guys have been around this one.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I'm telling you, they bother me. If it's mine, I'm
okay with I don't want anyone else's.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Yeah anyway, Yeah, I know this one.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
It's just not good.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
It's okay, all right, right.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I think we've we've we've gone to the end of
this rope. Let's let's just monitor the situation if you
can record the guy, and I know you're gonna crumble.
You're not gonna be You're not gonna be aggressive with that.
You're your questioning.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
This is the biggest journalistic feet of my life.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
I'm on it.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Can I just say one more thing on this?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Real?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Sure it won't be gross if, in fact, it is
a fetish and he's like leaving it and chuckling like
ha ha, you guys are gonna revel in this. I'm
flattered that it's the two of us because he cannot
have that saved up for everybody all day targeted.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
You're making it all about you, You and Andrew, Andrew. He
loves us because he's how do you know he loves you?
Because he's farting in our car every day.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Just for anyone's car. But it is this car.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
But if it's every day, I mean the frequency is
how many times per week?
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Four or five times a week?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah, it's I mean it's only when he gets the car,
So it's not always him.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
But when he brings the car, it's like, yep, there
he had a fart.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Ye see, I've never heard of party on demand though.
He's like, oh, he'll come to you.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Oh no, no, no, you can do that.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I know I can.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
But I know somebody who could. Look who just woke
up froggy, I do. I know it's somebody. You could
tell them, hey, do.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
It, do it?
Speaker 5 (06:27):
They can do it. Okay, here comes the Ford Temple.
Let me threw it up. Well, thank you, Andrew, store
him up. He must be storing him up. That's weird. Yeah,
all right, thank you, Andrew. Will see you soon, I do.
That's a talent that could help me meet the wizard.
Oh god, I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Hey, you know speaking of cars in New York City,
do you guys remember cocaine car wash?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
What I know?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I think it was in the village somewhere in downtown.
It's no longer they are, and it's way before our time.
What's that name for West Upper West, like a fifty
years side right, you're right, you're right on the West
Side Highway because you told me. Yeah, yeah, so the
rumor has it it wasn't remember. I know people who
were old enough to remember the day you would drive
through this car wash and then you'd always pay a
(07:18):
little extra and they'd leave cocaine in your and your
like ashtray.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
They call it cocaine car was wash, cocaine car wash.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
The problem is, and this is where it all went
to hell, is you know these guys aren't they're not
very smart doing this thing. They got caught because they
put it in the wrong car. So people were like, oh,
look so they got busted. So cocaine car washes.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
No longer packet of sugar for my coffee.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Yeah right, it's just Also, you know another thing about
New York City and cars, gas stations. You know the
typical gas station where you just ding dang ding ding
and drive up to pumps. It's kind of unusual New
York City because we don't have room for those. They
have garages. You actually pulled into a garage and pulled
into a parking space and they'll gash you up.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Still have those two right, scary.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
It's like it's such a New York thing driving in
New York City, parking valet, parking, people farting in your cars,
cocade in your estray.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
We gotta get rid of cars here. This isn't a man.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
They're trying.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
They're trying to they are They're trying their best.
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
What do you want to tell the story? Or do
you want to wait till he's here? Because it's it's
an interesting story. We can bring it back, so go ahead, okay,
go ahead, tell the story.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
So Andrew parks in a garage near our building, and
we love the guys in the garage.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
They're amazing.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I won't say which one it is, and he and
I will trade off because we do like a little
car share. Sometimes sometimes he'll drive the car home, sometimes
I will. But without fail, every time one of the
valets gives us our car, there's a fart inside of it,
a thick, heavy fart he releases before the car.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Comes back to it. Every single time. It's fascinating.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Is it lingering from hours before? Or was it freshly laid?
I mean, what's going on there?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Nothing about it is fresh, but it doesn't feel.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Hold on, akarri. How can you eat breakfast when we're
talking about farting? It's mush pretty much. I'm okay with it.
I'm good, okay, okay, thank you? So okay, So they're
farting in the cars. They bring it down to valet.
You know to let you drive home and it smells
like a freshly farted car.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
It's yeah, and it's it's one of those farts that
you're like, what was this a protein shake?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Like?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
What was going on here? Because oh, oh I feel
it in my lungs.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
It's bad. Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
So a lot of people who work for valet parking
and garages and stuff around the city, they listen to
our show. Yeah, and so maybe someone who is in
the business can call us and shine some light on this.
I mean, don't you you couldn't you wait and you
could wait until you get out of the car, right
or or is it planted on purpose?
Speaker 5 (01:32):
That's my question?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Okay, so that's our big question. Have we done something
to cross this guy?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Both of us tip.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I don't know what it would be to upset him.
I but it's bad, it's and it's almost every time
it's a rough one.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Right.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
So he's driving in now, Andrew's driving in now. So
today you're guaranteed a fart in the car?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yeah? Probably?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
All right?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Oh you have you have on the phone? Hi Andrew?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Hi, good morning. Hi.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
So is Gandhi exaggerating this or is it really true?
Every single time you get into your car, it smells
like someone late later fresh one from the one guy.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
I do not know what this man eats.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
I don't know what.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Okay, Okay, that's that's don't matter. We don't have to analyze.
We don't just send this to the lab.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
You know, I'm saying. I'm just saying, this is happening.
We're wondering, why.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Do you think it's a fetish?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Maybe like the guy likes farting in cars, like it's
a thingybe.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
You know, there's weird fetishs out there.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
I know that, Danielle.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
I'm starting to think it is because I feel like
I also and maybe I'm just thinking this now. I
feel like he gives like a devilish smile, like enjoy
the rest of your day, you know what you did?
I know?
Speaker 5 (02:40):
Maybe so some people are texting in some ideas.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Maybe it's not uh flatulence, Maybe he's got stinky feet
or something or.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Not.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
This is not feast. Okay, this comes from ass.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yes, it's wild, like it's I think it's one of
those things where there's just like a slight tinge of
green smoke in the card and.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
It like burns your eyes.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yeah, many hold on burning?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah, yes, scary if that was your mush.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
By the way, you know what I paused mid mush
because okay, good Okay, what's your thought here? Scary? I question?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yes, you say you tip, but how well do you
guys tip? Because that's a valid question. Dollar a day
ain't gonna do it?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
No, we actually the two of us will double tip
because Andrew will tip, and then I'll still tip.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Okay, what are you tipping? Maybe be so bold and
asked that you tipping.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I feel like it's like five bucks a day. It
does for me whenever I get it, it's five bucks,
and then Andrew does it too.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Oh that's more than enough. Yeah really, Oh I tipped
like a twenty. I don't want anyone farting in my car.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Hell, I don't think every day.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
I usually tip like once or twice a week a
bigger amount.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Okay, just leave.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah, I want my car to smell like a dozen
roses or something. Well, okay, so can we monitor this
because you're driving in right now? Are you about to
park your car in that garage?
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Correct?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Yes, okay, and I will let you know tomorrow if
somebody yeah, if it's if it ain't good. That's that's
all I'll say.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Well, can you just like roll recording on your iPhone
and just kind of chase someone down like a shame
on you, like a shame on you?
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Uh, what is that? What is that on you?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Shame on poo, well, shame on, no, shame on you.
On channel whatever where they have the the investigative reporter, like.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Shame on you.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
We're out in front of the garage today. We're about
to ask this gentleman who just brought our car if
he laid a big, juicy fart in.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
They're like, sir, sir, may I have a may have
a moment, Yes you, sir, may have a moment with you.
I want to Can you do that? Absolutely?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
I love I would love to be an investigative journalist
to the bottom of this the bottom.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
I love that we have no problem. We have no problem.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
We have no problem eating food while talking about farts.
Look at froggies over there devouring and food. Yeah, Fox,
don't bother me.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah, you guys have been around this one.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I'm telling you, they bother me. If it's mine, I'm
okay with I don't want anyone else's.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Yeah anyway, Yeah, I know this one.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
It's just not good.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
It's okay, all right, right.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I think we've we've we've gone to the end of
this rope. Let's let's just monitor the situation if you
can record the guy, and I know you're gonna crumble.
You're not gonna be You're not gonna be aggressive with that.
You're your questioning.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
This is the biggest journalistic feet of my life.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
I'm on it.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Can I just say one more thing on this?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Real?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Sure it won't be gross if, in fact, it is
a fetish and he's like leaving it and chuckling like
ha ha, you guys are gonna revel in this. I'm
flattered that it's the two of us because he cannot
have that saved up for everybody all day targeted.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
You're making it all about you, You and Andrew, Andrew. He
loves us because he's how do you know he loves you?
Because he's farting in our car every day.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Just for anyone's car. But it is this car.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
But if it's every day, I mean the frequency is
how many times per week?
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Four or five times a week?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah, it's I mean it's only when he gets the car,
So it's not always him.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
But when he brings the car, it's like, yep, there
he had a fart.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Ye see, I've never heard of party on demand though.
He's like, oh, he'll come to you.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Oh no, no, no, you can do that.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I know I can.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
But I know somebody who could. Look who just woke
up froggy, I do. I know it's somebody. You could
tell them, hey, do.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
It, do it?
Speaker 5 (06:27):
They can do it. Okay, here comes the Ford Temple.
Let me threw it up. Well, thank you, Andrew, store
him up. He must be storing him up. That's weird. Yeah,
all right, thank you, Andrew. Will see you soon, I do.
That's a talent that could help me meet the wizard.
Oh god, I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Hey, you know speaking of cars in New York City,
do you guys remember cocaine car wash?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
What I know?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I think it was in the village somewhere in downtown.
It's no longer they are, and it's way before our time.
What's that name for West Upper West, like a fifty
years side right, you're right, you're right on the West
Side Highway because you told me. Yeah, yeah, so the
rumor has it it wasn't remember. I know people who
were old enough to remember the day you would drive
through this car wash and then you'd always pay a
(07:18):
little extra and they'd leave cocaine in your and your
like ashtray.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
They call it cocaine car was wash, cocaine car wash.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
The problem is, and this is where it all went
to hell, is you know these guys aren't they're not
very smart doing this thing. They got caught because they
put it in the wrong car. So people were like, oh,
look so they got busted. So cocaine car washes.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
No longer packet of sugar for my coffee.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Yeah right, it's just Also, you know another thing about
New York City and cars, gas stations. You know the
typical gas station where you just ding dang ding ding
and drive up to pumps. It's kind of unusual New
York City because we don't have room for those. They
have garages. You actually pulled into a garage and pulled
into a parking space and they'll gash you up.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Still have those two right, scary.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
It's like it's such a New York thing driving in
New York City, parking valet, parking, people farting in your cars,
cocade in your estray.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
We gotta get rid of cars here. This isn't a man.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
They're trying.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
They're trying to they are They're trying their best.
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