December 22, 2025 • 12 mins
From happy moments to times of reflection, here are a few of the biggest moments from Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.
Gandhi's underwear was stolen during her move... little did we know that would open a can of worms!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Moments that defined the year.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is the best of Elvis Duran in the Morning show.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
I can't believe we get into these conversations. Well, the
songs are played.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I'm sorry, it's awful.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
No, I'm talking about Gandhi.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Yeah, this is ridiculous. This room is ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
But yes, I know.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Gandhi was talking about how last time she moved, the
movers took all of her underwear, the whole drawer.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
The whole drawer.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Yes, they only be one pair. I only had what
I had in my little carry on when I moved.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
It was terrible, exactly.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
And of course you said, what's it accident? Don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
We're pretty pretty sure it was on purpose, don't you.
I mean no, I mean everything that was missing. It
was only underwear.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
That's it, only my underwear. And my sister told me
because I wasn't there when they packed up all my
stuff and actually like put it on the truck. But
she called me and told me, Hey, just the heads up.
These guys are kind of creepy. I can't really explain it.
They're just asking weird questions and they're being weird. So
have a friend with you when they drop your stuff
off because I don't like it. So my best friend
actually came to visit me in Boston the weekend. They
(01:01):
brought all my stuff, so we're unpacking it all together.
I opened my dresser. All the drawers were taped shut,
by the way, so I opened the dresser drawer. Not
one pair, every.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Pair was you know, they sold that and made lots
of cash.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
How much are you gonna sell used underwear?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
People? They do? You know, there's a market for that.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
They're scotty Bees and they're saying, you know what they
did with it, he did put on their faces story
inhaling it.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I mean, oh god, they didn't. Absolutely they say it's
all out of the laundry, isn't it. I mean, doesn't matter.
Creepy people like creepings. They were very creepy. Creepy people
do creepy things, said Scotty Bees. Seriously. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
But then so I called the moving company and I
told them what happened. They didn't act even kind of shocked.
They didn't say, oh my gosh, that's bizarre. I'm sorry
that have nothing. They said, Okay, our insurance policy is this,
And their insurance policy was something like sixty five cents
to the pound of whatever it is that you lost.
So I lost an entire drawer of underwear. Nice underwear, Danielle,
You know how much money that is.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
They're expensive.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, and they they.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Said it probably weighed about four pounds. So I got
back like two dollars and eighty.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Cent Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
I came prepare from Walmart for this.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
And you wait till Victoria's Secret has that sale to
sock up on underwear coming so expensive.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I got free panty coupons if you want. Ok thank
you for the Victoria's Secret. Okay.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
So do you wonder if it was just one of
the moving guys or are they working in tandem? I mean,
what it's like, Hello, look at look at this, lady's
look at that?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Look at this? I gotta I got a treasure chest
in here, litten, let's go.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
I was sort of hope, like best case scenario. I
was hoping that they were guys who like to wear
women's underwear and they just weren't comfortable like walking into
a store and buying it. So maybe I helped them
with something that they enjoyed that wasn't s pervy. But
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
They were weird. They know they were weird. Now what happened?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yeahs anyone ever stole in your underwear?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I not that I know of. I mean I guess
it could have happened, but not that.
Speaker 7 (03:03):
I know of.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
See, that's how you steal underwear one at a time.
You don't take a whole drawer of it.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
Yeah, because then you just think you're going crazy. You're like,
where is that polka dotted pear?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I know I had it. Where'd I put it?
Speaker 7 (03:16):
You know?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Even then you can blame the dryer for eating it. Yeah,
of course, And I can't blame the dryer for an
entire drawer of underwear.
Speaker 7 (03:24):
Wow? Mad?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Still you know what?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
I'm mad? Now I'm gonna call them later. You should
following up about ten years ago.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I mean, if you got it back, would you wear it?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Hell?
Speaker 7 (03:33):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yeah, no, no those guys.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
What if the guy knocked to the door and it
was Carl car the guy the guy who moved you,
and said, I gotta be honest with you. You were so great,
you tipped us very well, here's your underw I'm giving
it back.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
God no, ew, I would give it to Scott to
sniff because I'm sure there'd be a trail of some
sort of tears.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Oh my gosh, all right, I think Paul steals your panties.
Sounds like a ball thing.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Don't know that what's written on the truck?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, ball's panties?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
All right? Well, okay, so that's years ago. You've bought
new under you've recovered.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
I have, I've recouped it.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
All.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
It's fine.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
See, I would think, you know, if you have a
drawer full of underwear and they're coming a movie, I
would actually just move the underwear myself. I would take
that that's not my private stash.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
It didn't even cross my mind that something so bizarre
would happen. I'm like, these guys are in a hurry,
they're just taping up Georgy. I wasn't there. And then
when I opened my stuff and they were just missing,
So what the hell?
Speaker 7 (04:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Okay, crazy, Okay, we'll get back that to that discussion
as needs as need be. Let's go talk to Michael
nine eighteen. Can we go back to panties that seemed
to be panties did better than some of the songs. Hey, Mike,
how are you doing out in Lancaster?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
What's going on? With you.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Oh my god, in the Morning Show. I can't believe
I'm talking my favorite It's the Morning.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Whoa, my god. I love that Mike talk about it.
You were moving a friend. By the way, you're a
good friend. You're a good friend if you move a friend. Yeah,
and what happened with the underwear?
Speaker 5 (05:09):
So I'm moving a friend's sister. She's moving from one
location to another, and they're following me. I've got everything
loaded up in my truck and I'm driving, and all
of a sudden, they are not behind me anymore. I'm like,
where the hell did they go? So we're up on
Windy Roads in New Hampshire. So I pull over, get
out of the truck, look in the back and I
realized one of the drawers is missing from the top
(05:31):
of the bureau. I forgot to tie it down correctly.
So I turn around, I go back. I turn around
the corner. There they are picking up all of her
underwear off of the highway.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Yeah, honestly, this this drawer launched out and hit the
highway and just spread her unware across. And God, he
was talking about moving and underwear. It was just a story.
I had to share it with all of you.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
She didn't want that we're back after he'd been on
the highway, did she.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
Yeah, they picked it up, and I'm sure she watched it.
But the tough thing was we cracked the store o dresser.
So yeah, yeah, it all worked out end, but it
was kind of a funny story.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
You see.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Okay, this is the answer to many questions that we've
had driving around, Mike, you know this. You'll see something
weird on the side of the road. You'll see like
one shoe or underwears underwear across the highway, and you
wonder what that story is like, you want to know, like,
there's a great story behind this undergrown. It's not that
they dropped it. There's a big story and you have
to make it up in your head, blow it up.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I don't know. Well, you're a good friend. Your a
friend who helps a friend move is a good friend.
Thank you very much.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Yeah, eighteen years. Next week is my last week commuting
with you guys. I am so excited to.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Well your last week commuting?
Speaker 7 (06:49):
What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Yeah, I'm changing jobs. I'm going from an in person
working job to a remote working job, so I won't
be commuting with you good morning anymore. So off to
figure out how to listen to you in the morning.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
There's a million ways to listen to it.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
You figure that out because we need you. Mike, thank
you so much for listening to us. And uh, hey,
if you see non to her, if you see underwear
on the side of the road, call Mike, it's it's
his friends. Appreciate all right, man, have a great day,
have a good week. Jeez, well, what about the sex
toy drawer? What if that doesn't make it?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Oh jeez, the lord, can you imagine that's just disgusting.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
There's just certain stuff I would never touch. Get that
away from me. I don't want to touch someone else's
anything like that. And then people steal it and do something.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
People make money off of these things. On now, how
many people? What did I see yesterday? She was, Oh,
this woman was chewing I'm not even kidding you, chewing food,
spitting it in a little ziplock bag and mailing it
out to people and making money off.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Oh, I could do like a mama burden like chewing.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
She said, I'm chewing food for men who don't have teeth.
I'm like, yeah, I'm sure that's what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
It's disgusting. Hey, you know you're doing your morning show.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
You never know what you're what you're gonna throw out
there that's actually going to turn into something. This, this
missing underwear thing has turned into. And the reason I'm
saying this is, you know we have text messages. You're
texting in at fifty five one hundred, so many text
messages came in just about their underwear being stolen at
some point in their lives or careers.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
So bizarre, and this calls my favorite.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I mean this text rather, it takes me back to
my slutty days. In my slutty days, when I'd be
fooling around with my boyfriends after we're all done with
the night, I'd throw my underwear out the window wherever
we were.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
What what and litter?
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Well then then this person goes on to say, uh,
And then it got me a little scared, wondering if
they take my DNA, can they arrest me for littering?
Do you think they have an underwear like criminal section?
What would you call that?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
It would be.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
The lab?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah, exactly, some guy way out of the pair of
poundies in here. We got to check these out so
much littering over there Fourth Street again.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
Gros you know?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Can I?
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Okay, So the men in this room, have any of
you ever stolen them?
Speaker 7 (09:07):
No?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
No, no, no silence from Scott? Yeah, okay, if anybody
be Scotty.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Really would anyone admit it?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Though, I mean I think Scott would admit it.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
I would admit it. I've been given them right, Wait,
someone gave you their underwear. I might have asked for it.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
What did you do with it?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Curiosity?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Did you frame them? Listen? That is not for the air.
We are God, yeah, you brought it up on the
phone right now, I'm not sure. Did you wear Yeah,
Daniel was a good question. Did you wear them? Did
you wear them? Did you? Yes?
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Or no?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
We got to move on, yes, not down there?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
What the hell do you move on? Talk to Sam?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Oh No, you can't start that. You can't part on
the elevator and get off like that. You guys are
forcing this fart by the way, I'm I'm not farting
this on this elevator.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
And you started it.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
You started it. You obviously want the attention. You want
to talk about it. Say we're giving it to you
were giving the spotlight. Now we're curious, did you wear
them on your head?
Speaker 7 (10:16):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Yes, okay, so you asked fordies to put on your face.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I did it. I did it once. I wasn't a
huge fan of it, and then so I never did
it again. But I did the problem. You should.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
You learned the hard way. You should never drive a
car while wearing underwear on your face. Now we will
move on, Sandy. Sandy actually caught a relative in her
room in her underwear drawer. Now, how did that work out?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Sandy?
Speaker 7 (10:42):
It was not my room, It was my mother in law's.
They caught them, They caught them. It was my husband
and I first started dating. And I kind of remember
this uncle from like reunions. It was kind of weird
taking pictures all the time, just l like just people,
and it was just creepy that I came to his
(11:04):
house one time and they're like, we caught uncle. And
I don't even remember his real name. We caught him
in the underwear drawer. And I've never seen him again,
but we always referred to him as Uncle Sniffy.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Start calling Nate, do not call Uncle Sniffy.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Your Uncle Sniffy would not be invited to Thanksgiving.
Speaker 7 (11:30):
I never saw him again.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Well, I could imagine Uncle Sniffy was in that drawer
and not thinking anything of it, and then when someone
catches Uncle Sniffy, he's like, wait, what does this look like?
This isn't what you think, Yes it is, Uncle Sniffy.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
You're in patty, Uncle Sniffy. Stupid. If you want to
smell something, you go to the hamper. You don't go
to cleaner.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Oh my god, idiot, Nate. Don't bring stuff up you
don't want to talk about. All right, all right, thank
you so much, Sandy. You've given us another great call.
You're actually my favorite.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Call of the day so far. So you're waiting that contest. Yeah,
thank you, Sandy. You go have a good day, Okay,
Moments that defined the year.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is the best of Elvis Duran in the Morning show.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
I can't believe we get into these conversations. Well, the
songs are played.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I'm sorry, it's awful.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
No, I'm talking about Gandhi.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Yeah, this is ridiculous. This room is ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
But yes, I know.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Gandhi was talking about how last time she moved, the
movers took all of her underwear, the whole drawer.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
The whole drawer.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Yes, they only be one pair. I only had what
I had in my little carry on when I moved.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
It was terrible, exactly.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
And of course you said, what's it accident? Don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
We're pretty pretty sure it was on purpose, don't you.
I mean no, I mean everything that was missing. It
was only underwear.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
That's it, only my underwear. And my sister told me
because I wasn't there when they packed up all my
stuff and actually like put it on the truck. But
she called me and told me, Hey, just the heads up.
These guys are kind of creepy. I can't really explain it.
They're just asking weird questions and they're being weird. So
have a friend with you when they drop your stuff
off because I don't like it. So my best friend
actually came to visit me in Boston the weekend. They
(01:01):
brought all my stuff, so we're unpacking it all together.
I opened my dresser. All the drawers were taped shut,
by the way, so I opened the dresser drawer. Not
one pair, every.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Pair was you know, they sold that and made lots
of cash.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
How much are you gonna sell used underwear?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
People? They do? You know, there's a market for that.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
They're scotty Bees and they're saying, you know what they
did with it, he did put on their faces story
inhaling it.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I mean, oh god, they didn't. Absolutely they say it's
all out of the laundry, isn't it. I mean, doesn't matter.
Creepy people like creepings. They were very creepy. Creepy people
do creepy things, said Scotty Bees. Seriously. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
But then so I called the moving company and I
told them what happened. They didn't act even kind of shocked.
They didn't say, oh my gosh, that's bizarre. I'm sorry
that have nothing. They said, Okay, our insurance policy is this,
And their insurance policy was something like sixty five cents
to the pound of whatever it is that you lost.
So I lost an entire drawer of underwear. Nice underwear, Danielle,
You know how much money that is.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
They're expensive.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, and they they.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Said it probably weighed about four pounds. So I got
back like two dollars and eighty.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Cent Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
I came prepare from Walmart for this.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
And you wait till Victoria's Secret has that sale to
sock up on underwear coming so expensive.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I got free panty coupons if you want. Ok thank
you for the Victoria's Secret. Okay.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
So do you wonder if it was just one of
the moving guys or are they working in tandem? I mean,
what it's like, Hello, look at look at this, lady's
look at that?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Look at this? I gotta I got a treasure chest
in here, litten, let's go.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
I was sort of hope, like best case scenario. I
was hoping that they were guys who like to wear
women's underwear and they just weren't comfortable like walking into
a store and buying it. So maybe I helped them
with something that they enjoyed that wasn't s pervy. But
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
They were weird. They know they were weird. Now what happened?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yeahs anyone ever stole in your underwear?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I not that I know of. I mean I guess
it could have happened, but not that.
Speaker 7 (03:03):
I know of.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
See, that's how you steal underwear one at a time.
You don't take a whole drawer of it.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
Yeah, because then you just think you're going crazy. You're like,
where is that polka dotted pear?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I know I had it. Where'd I put it?
Speaker 7 (03:16):
You know?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Even then you can blame the dryer for eating it. Yeah,
of course, And I can't blame the dryer for an
entire drawer of underwear.
Speaker 7 (03:24):
Wow? Mad?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Still you know what?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
I'm mad? Now I'm gonna call them later. You should
following up about ten years ago.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I mean, if you got it back, would you wear it?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Hell?
Speaker 7 (03:33):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yeah, no, no those guys.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
What if the guy knocked to the door and it
was Carl car the guy the guy who moved you,
and said, I gotta be honest with you. You were so great,
you tipped us very well, here's your underw I'm giving
it back.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
God no, ew, I would give it to Scott to
sniff because I'm sure there'd be a trail of some
sort of tears.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Oh my gosh, all right, I think Paul steals your panties.
Sounds like a ball thing.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Don't know that what's written on the truck?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, ball's panties?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
All right? Well, okay, so that's years ago. You've bought
new under you've recovered.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
I have, I've recouped it.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
All.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
It's fine.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
See, I would think, you know, if you have a
drawer full of underwear and they're coming a movie, I
would actually just move the underwear myself. I would take
that that's not my private stash.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
It didn't even cross my mind that something so bizarre
would happen. I'm like, these guys are in a hurry,
they're just taping up Georgy. I wasn't there. And then
when I opened my stuff and they were just missing,
So what the hell?
Speaker 7 (04:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Okay, crazy, Okay, we'll get back that to that discussion
as needs as need be. Let's go talk to Michael
nine eighteen. Can we go back to panties that seemed
to be panties did better than some of the songs. Hey, Mike,
how are you doing out in Lancaster?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
What's going on? With you.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Oh my god, in the Morning Show. I can't believe
I'm talking my favorite It's the Morning.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Whoa, my god. I love that Mike talk about it.
You were moving a friend. By the way, you're a
good friend. You're a good friend if you move a friend. Yeah,
and what happened with the underwear?
Speaker 5 (05:09):
So I'm moving a friend's sister. She's moving from one
location to another, and they're following me. I've got everything
loaded up in my truck and I'm driving, and all
of a sudden, they are not behind me anymore. I'm like,
where the hell did they go? So we're up on
Windy Roads in New Hampshire. So I pull over, get
out of the truck, look in the back and I
realized one of the drawers is missing from the top
(05:31):
of the bureau. I forgot to tie it down correctly.
So I turn around, I go back. I turn around
the corner. There they are picking up all of her
underwear off of the highway.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Yeah, honestly, this this drawer launched out and hit the
highway and just spread her unware across. And God, he
was talking about moving and underwear. It was just a story.
I had to share it with all of you.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
She didn't want that we're back after he'd been on
the highway, did she.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
Yeah, they picked it up, and I'm sure she watched it.
But the tough thing was we cracked the store o dresser.
So yeah, yeah, it all worked out end, but it
was kind of a funny story.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
You see.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Okay, this is the answer to many questions that we've
had driving around, Mike, you know this. You'll see something
weird on the side of the road. You'll see like
one shoe or underwears underwear across the highway, and you
wonder what that story is like, you want to know, like,
there's a great story behind this undergrown. It's not that
they dropped it. There's a big story and you have
to make it up in your head, blow it up.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I don't know. Well, you're a good friend. Your a
friend who helps a friend move is a good friend.
Thank you very much.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Yeah, eighteen years. Next week is my last week commuting
with you guys. I am so excited to.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Well your last week commuting?
Speaker 7 (06:49):
What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Yeah, I'm changing jobs. I'm going from an in person
working job to a remote working job, so I won't
be commuting with you good morning anymore. So off to
figure out how to listen to you in the morning.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
There's a million ways to listen to it.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
You figure that out because we need you. Mike, thank
you so much for listening to us. And uh, hey,
if you see non to her, if you see underwear
on the side of the road, call Mike, it's it's
his friends. Appreciate all right, man, have a great day,
have a good week. Jeez, well, what about the sex
toy drawer? What if that doesn't make it?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Oh jeez, the lord, can you imagine that's just disgusting.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
There's just certain stuff I would never touch. Get that
away from me. I don't want to touch someone else's
anything like that. And then people steal it and do something.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
People make money off of these things. On now, how
many people? What did I see yesterday? She was, Oh,
this woman was chewing I'm not even kidding you, chewing food,
spitting it in a little ziplock bag and mailing it
out to people and making money off.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Oh, I could do like a mama burden like chewing.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
She said, I'm chewing food for men who don't have teeth.
I'm like, yeah, I'm sure that's what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
It's disgusting. Hey, you know you're doing your morning show.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
You never know what you're what you're gonna throw out
there that's actually going to turn into something. This, this
missing underwear thing has turned into. And the reason I'm
saying this is, you know we have text messages. You're
texting in at fifty five one hundred, so many text
messages came in just about their underwear being stolen at
some point in their lives or careers.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
So bizarre, and this calls my favorite.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I mean this text rather, it takes me back to
my slutty days. In my slutty days, when I'd be
fooling around with my boyfriends after we're all done with
the night, I'd throw my underwear out the window wherever
we were.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
What what and litter?
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Well then then this person goes on to say, uh,
And then it got me a little scared, wondering if
they take my DNA, can they arrest me for littering?
Do you think they have an underwear like criminal section?
What would you call that?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
It would be.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
The lab?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah, exactly, some guy way out of the pair of
poundies in here. We got to check these out so
much littering over there Fourth Street again.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
Gros you know?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Can I?
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Okay, So the men in this room, have any of
you ever stolen them?
Speaker 7 (09:07):
No?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
No, no, no silence from Scott? Yeah, okay, if anybody
be Scotty.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Really would anyone admit it?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Though, I mean I think Scott would admit it.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
I would admit it. I've been given them right, Wait,
someone gave you their underwear. I might have asked for it.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
What did you do with it?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Curiosity?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Did you frame them? Listen? That is not for the air.
We are God, yeah, you brought it up on the
phone right now, I'm not sure. Did you wear Yeah,
Daniel was a good question. Did you wear them? Did
you wear them? Did you? Yes?
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Or no?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
We got to move on, yes, not down there?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
What the hell do you move on? Talk to Sam?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Oh No, you can't start that. You can't part on
the elevator and get off like that. You guys are
forcing this fart by the way, I'm I'm not farting
this on this elevator.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
And you started it.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
You started it. You obviously want the attention. You want
to talk about it. Say we're giving it to you
were giving the spotlight. Now we're curious, did you wear
them on your head?
Speaker 7 (10:16):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Yes, okay, so you asked fordies to put on your face.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I did it. I did it once. I wasn't a
huge fan of it, and then so I never did
it again. But I did the problem. You should.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
You learned the hard way. You should never drive a
car while wearing underwear on your face. Now we will
move on, Sandy. Sandy actually caught a relative in her
room in her underwear drawer. Now, how did that work out?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Sandy?
Speaker 7 (10:42):
It was not my room, It was my mother in law's.
They caught them, They caught them. It was my husband
and I first started dating. And I kind of remember
this uncle from like reunions. It was kind of weird
taking pictures all the time, just l like just people,
and it was just creepy that I came to his
(11:04):
house one time and they're like, we caught uncle. And
I don't even remember his real name. We caught him
in the underwear drawer. And I've never seen him again,
but we always referred to him as Uncle Sniffy.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Start calling Nate, do not call Uncle Sniffy.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Your Uncle Sniffy would not be invited to Thanksgiving.
Speaker 7 (11:30):
I never saw him again.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Well, I could imagine Uncle Sniffy was in that drawer
and not thinking anything of it, and then when someone
catches Uncle Sniffy, he's like, wait, what does this look like?
This isn't what you think, Yes it is, Uncle Sniffy.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
You're in patty, Uncle Sniffy. Stupid. If you want to
smell something, you go to the hamper. You don't go
to cleaner.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Oh my god, idiot, Nate. Don't bring stuff up you
don't want to talk about. All right, all right, thank
you so much, Sandy. You've given us another great call.
You're actually my favorite.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Call of the day so far. So you're waiting that contest. Yeah,
thank you, Sandy. You go have a good day, Okay,
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