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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're listening to one of our favorite celebrity interviews from
twenty twenty five, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show from
the Mercedes Benz Interview Lounge.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
You know when Cheryl Underwood walked in the room. First
of all, I'm gonna do what Danielle does.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Oh, I'm gonna say the same thing to Danielle sniffs
our guests. You smell delicious, so.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Good Lolita Olympica, you can get it. It's reasonably priced.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yes, I'm going to Costco this weekend. Maybe the heads
of it.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Man, we love in Costco right now.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
We love and we did like a twenty minute conversation
about Costco this morning.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yes, yes, the chicken, the roast chicken, yes, I know, yeah,
the frozen pizza.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Absolutely, and what's the other thing? Are my best friend?
We go there the hot dogs. I know you're not
supposed to a ground of meat.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
But you can make That's Andrews's yes.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
And then then you go buy TV down the whole Absolutely,
it's addictive. You know, you can get like mortgagees, cars,
everything in Cosco. Yeah, coffin they coffin No in Costco.
Price get you coming and going right. But we salute
Costco right now.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
By the way, they're not paying a penny, not paying
a penny for us to do this. We do it
out of the love, absolutely.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Absolutely, but hey, we you know we love a Reil
Place integration.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
So Cheryl Underwood, of course you see every day on
the View. But now the.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Tour we used to be well I'm going to mix
and mingle to it right now, but we used to
be on CBS on the Talk, and I thought you
came and you visited us. I did, Yes, Okay, I
just had I just had a major brain fart. Let
me tell you what it is. I got. I think
what happened Rry Shepherd when she was on the View
(01:46):
and whoopee Goldberg recommended me for Joy Behar's uh comedy corner, right,
and and then I went on there and I did
two segments on the View doing political material, and I
think somebody from CBS saw that. And then I got
invited to a meeting that I was avoiding. I was
avoiding the meeting and Steve Harvey, who's been my friend
(02:07):
for years, said a word to me that begins with
a B and was like, call them back. It might
be real. Because I thought comedians were playing on my phone,
so I was cursing them out because I thought I
was playing a phone. So long story, Loan went to
the meeting and in seventy two hours I had a
job all the way from season two to season fifteen.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
You see, that's the thing. I get my v shows
mixed up. That's all right.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
So I met you in and they're dead. I showed
at the table. Yes, sure did, Sure did. And we
had a good time. And I think you were one
of the reasons why the men were added to the show,
because remember Jerry O'Connell and Baserbia Milli came because you
were so good at it and you were so warm
and you were fun.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
If you lived in la we would have kidnapped you.
There you go. Yeah, I can I tell you my
favorite story of coming on to the talk. What's your favorite?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
So the talks? It's on this You're You're definitely in
television city in Hollywood. It's the it's the lot, yes,
where they have the old the old buildings where all.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
The writers for the movies used to do.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
So they gave me my dressing room and we went
out to breakfast that morning and I got there and
I had. I was looking over my notes for the
little segment we're doing and I had to pooh that
is and that as one does. I lucked out. They
gave me a dressing room with a bathroom inside up.
That's right, Oh thank god?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
It apart town upon everybody walked around. AMAS was saying,
how do you know? I know? Trust me, I know?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
And they were Remember my guy was he was like,
you gotta come out, you got they need you on
set now you know.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
The director assistant director was there with the wet them
out of there. I'm like, you can't stop and that
makes you a real person. Well, I know, but a
real person leaving a mess.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
No, but we had enough toilet paper for you didn't.
Did that means we had a good budget. That means
the CBS when you have enough toilet paper, a big
time show, a budgeted CBS. Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Was it two ply or was it one plot?
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Yes? Yeah, you know you broke if you only have
one plot, get two plots? Where costcos coat.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I never was a TV guy, but I love doing
those segments with you guys. Reason to go to La
gave me a reason to hang on that table. You
guys are always so nice. Thank you so absolutely and
we had a lot of fun with you. Okay, so
board and raised in what Omaha, Nebraska?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Yeah, I grew up in Omaha, Nebraska. So everybody you're
on in Omaha right, we are what station? What station?
That station that we love absolutely? Well, well let me
tell you why. So when we came up from Chicago
living in Omaha, you were going to the young man said,
you were going to the zoo, the Henry Doyley Zoo,
exorbing the rodeo.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
And you had.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Cross Roads and West Roads, Godfather's, Pizza Guy, Potato Guys,
Potato chips.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
You know.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
We used to go to Poni Park. That was the
amusement park and it was a lot from Carter's Lake.
We used to go out there and have barbecue and everything.
Omaha is a really great place to grow up. My
mother married a man who was stationed at off At
Air Force Base, and that's how we got to Castle
Air Force Base in San Joaquin Valley.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Next time you're in Omaha, turns us home ninety six
to one KISSFM.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
We're on there right now. That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
A matter of fact, everybody need to call in crush
the phone lines and made dedications and do everything because Omaha.
And the great part is the weather, you know, because
we would have great weather, and then we have a
tornado and the fun pot of bottle tornado.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Everybody goes, why is the tornado fund? How's that? Because
you go down to the base first, you got to
make all your food.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
You're making your sandwiches, You get all your snacks and
then you go down in the basement so that the
tornado watch will be over. But by the first hour
of the tornado watch, you've eaten all your sandwiches.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
See, we do that here for hurricanes. With hurricanes, we go.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Yes, yes, but what snacks do you have for when
you hunker down at hurrcue? Because my best friand earnedfusiated,
she lives in Florida. I don't know you know about
the hurricane. What do you eat when it's a hurricane?
This is you go pop tarts and you drink. Yes, yeah,
I drink a lot of alcohol and I eat a
lot of pop tarts. And pop tarts are good hot
and cold, yes, aren't they? And have you tasted the
(06:18):
pop tart bits? They're little bit bits? Yes, yeah, Because
when you're trying to keep your weight and be healthy.
You still want to eat everything you love pop Tars Integration.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Listen when they say they crains are good.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Come on, pop Tars, put some ads on this station
right here. We need to make this. iHeart radio money.
Hey man, you stopped lying.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Gl for the people in the back. I am.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
I am fascinated that you're talking about living in Omaha,
Nebraska because Diamond and I yesterday. Yes, we're contemplating if
any black people live in Tornado Alley.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Yes, and now we found.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
And here heyland, let me and when you do see us,
we all congregate. We just run toward each other and hug.
Right when one black person sees another baby.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
We get a nod and a hug. God hood to
see you. Dying Women Club.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Absolutely, let's take Brown Women Club because we'll run up
on and then we'll run up and hug and go
wait a minute, well hey girl. And then we got
to ask you where you got your hair that growing
out your scout and the men are handsome and O
my heart that well, there's anybody wearing some nice tight jeans.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Or some boots, we could get it. You make your notes.
Is she is she taking notes. She is, why are
you not doing a travel club?
Speaker 4 (07:47):
A travel club where we all get together and we
go places and we chase men, I chase.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Listen to me.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
I mean, I mean, what are we doing. I'm coming
back every month. Yes, And I want to do your podcast.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
We have it all your your Actually this is going
to be on a podcast. We make this a podcast.
We do podcasts. Gandhis' podcast. We all do parking.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
But I heard that the podcast is just a little
bit edgier because this is CC.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
THISCC.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Okay, when I come back, I want to do this
and do the podcast and then you can ask me
questions like how many sports teams have you slept with? Okay,
because because well then I can go into details. See
now we can only talk about me doing club sha shay,
okay doing We talked for three hours, but then we
can go into detail.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
We can get names and dates and locay s. I
love that.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Yeah, if you're just rolling in, this is Cheryl Underwood.
We got to talk about your mix and mingle comedy tour.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
How is it? Where are you there? How many cities?
I mean, this is a lot of work, it's you
know what, but it's fun work.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
It's fun to get out and make people laugh and
you know, be a respite in people's lives. We do
a little bit of news and politics at the top
at the top of the show because I'm the host
and the headliner. But I do think people kind of exhausted.
They're exhausted in the discussion. But if I can get
people to just talk to each other and mix and
mingle and understanding love and we're eating great food and
(09:09):
having great drinks. Will be at the Stress Factory in
New Brunswick, New Jersey this weekend, but the dates are
on my website and everything is Sheryl Underwood with an
S because I can't remember anything else. We be very
funny women. I can't remember any of that, so I
just got to use my name. And if you follow
me on Instagram, I'm learning TikTok even though I'm afraid
(09:30):
of it, uh and I don't understand it. And then Snapchat,
I'm mad at them because they changed the filter.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Remember they used to have the little kitty cat filter
and they changed it. Right, I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
You should see. Gandhi has all these these stupid filters
that make us.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Look like and so you like the filters? You too beautiful.
You don't need a filter. Oh no, I used the
hideous ones. No hideous, but no, no, no, she used
the filter on us.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
On, you do a show under with filters.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Listen you you too handsome of a man to be
looking like a gargoyl or something.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Okay, what is filtering? Now? Hold on, we go. I'm
just I'm recording you right now.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Okay, So what filter did you use? I could, I
could use a little botox. Anybody want to advertise?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Where's the doctor advertising on the moto in this video?
Speaker 5 (10:19):
You don't need filter at all to get.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Your Oh that was cute. I have a filter. Okay,
I need to hold my stomach in a little bit.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
But you know, when you lose a lot of weight
and stuff start folding and bending and everything. I know,
So how did you lose? Because I know how.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
They ripped two thirds of my stomach ount really the
gastric sleeve.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Yes, my okay, it was recommended that I do that,
and I went through all the procedures. You got to
go through the psychiatric stuff and everything, and I did
it on and was having a good time.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Maybe I was having too much fun. So what happened?
So looking great?
Speaker 4 (10:55):
So I went to I went to my doctor, my
co directed doctor, doctor Zuri Morell. He's at Cedars SINAI,
very good doctor. So I was getting my colonoscopy, so
I said, you might as well do the endoscopy right
at the same time, right, because I.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Want to get a good, nice sleep right because that
sleep is amazing. It's amazing. Is in it? Oh my god?
You'd be like, can we do this? Is crazy? When
they woke me.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Up, I did both at the same time too, I said,
we're done, yes, Oh yeah, I want to go back
to bed.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
It's the strangest thing. It's the strangest thing. I mean,
you're totally totally in the favor of sleep and they're
up your button, down your throat size and you.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Don't know, I just got a bad taste in you.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Moum like.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
So I did that, and then by co director doctor said,
before you do this, consider this.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Can I say what it is? Sure? Because we're not
being paid for any of that, so I'm just telling you.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
So he put me on seck sind the first because
I was pre diabetic and high pretensive and so you know,
it's running in my family, and so he said, well
try this. Worked thirty pounds, no predie beds, no high
blood pressure. Then he put me on we gov and
I'm under a doctor's care. That's one of the things.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
You should be.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Under doctor's care when you consider any of this. And
we study my blood work and the side effects and everything.
And I just wish that everybody could be afforded either
if you need surgery or you need medical help. But
I was one of the first female celebrities. I didn't
want to lie about it. See people love we're so
sight stepping that. Yeah, why why you lying?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Just two times I was in the gym. You's a lie.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
I ain't seen you because I'm not in the gym.
You're lying, right, but you never came out of the local.
Absolutely be noble about it. Whatever you're doing, you're doing
if you're eating better do it. If you're meditating, if
you're doing pilates, if you had the sleeve or anything.
If we who are on a mic, let people know
what we're doing. That we're human just like them, right,
(12:51):
we can help people be better. Sales health and wellness
is the key. And you look amazing. Now was a
fun stuff. Well, we got to wait for the podcast
me to ask you know, what what stuff are you doing? Now?
Speaker 3 (13:03):
You got that body adi yadi?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Well I don't have a body at yaty You gotta
shirt off. I would clear this room and I'm folding
just like you're talking. Yes, but I tell you when
I first lost all that weight, I got a little crazy.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
What you do?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Well, you know I went a platinum blonde. My husband
said it look like a whore.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Listen, why lose weight and not get your freak on you?
Why you gotta be fielming yourself. You're gonna be.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Doing all kinds of stuff. Why if you lose it? Whit?
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Somebody gotta see this. When I get a good face
and makeup, I gotta go out. Somebody gotta see this.
I gotta go up down the street or go to
Hall of Firs. Somebody need to see me. Cost nothing
wrong with going blonde and getting you a freak off.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
I got a little crazy.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
So that was like ten years ago, right right, So
now if your stomach does expand, yes, and so now
I'm on the go.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
I'm doing all that. Okay, do you like it? Do
you like it? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Yes, I love it? For the rest of my life.
If we can deep prices down. You and I need
to testify before Congress. The de pharmacutic companies need to
get this stuff down, or at least make us spokespeople
so we can.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Get it myself. Give me a break on it. Yes,
listen to me.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Every time I go. You thought drug didn't on was over?
You thought that was a war on drugs. Every time
I gotta go pick it up, I'm like, what you
got me? Feel my soul to get it. No more wigs,
no more nothing to pay for this stuff, but how
you love it? And I can feel when I need it,
when I need it coming back. You know what I'm saying.
I can feel it now. Did it make you like?
Speaker 3 (14:35):
For me?
Speaker 4 (14:36):
It changed my compulsions? You're like, I love a great drink.
Do you ladies love a great drink? Okay, so when
we do our travel club, we come back and do
our travel club and do our crawls and stuff like that.
I like a great drink, but it makes me feel
I don't have the feeling of anxiousness where I want
to shop or I want to drink or do something.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
It does change you, Yes, there's an edge it gets
you don't. I can't explain it.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
But yeah, my best friend Ernest said that I'm the
nicest person in the world that I'm calmer now, like
if somebody, if I'm doing a show and somebody don't
have all my money, I'm so calm now. So when
might you get it to me? And let's talk nor
be careful, But it does feel it's a it's a
great thing. It's a great asset that medicine can be
(15:23):
used for good.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
It is, but everybody needs access to it.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
And the greater good is that the middle class and
and different types of classes of people, they need access
to it. So let's not make something where it's a
half and half nots and other people can't agree.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Cheryl Underwood, by the way, on the Mix and Mingle
Comedy tour, if you go to our website, that's it's
all right there.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Yes, And we got two guys, Mike Washington and Kyle Irby.
And then at the end of the show, we let
men walk up on the stage and they can.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Win my money. They can win some of my money.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
And if we don't care about race or sexual orientation,
let me tell you something. We have some gay dudes
get up and toe the room apart, and here Houston
textas you remember in Houston, Texas. Well, we didn't know
he was gay. They didn't know he was gay. Listen
to me, this dude gets up, he got the cowboy,
had the tight jess and the hat, all tasks the
room apart and then pulls off his hat and then
(16:14):
eyebrows was arge. He was looking fierce and he was
like honey, and the room and still old exploded. And
to me, it's a salute for men, gay or straight
men are are they up against, you know, being a
man in this climate? You know what I'm saying. So
we just want to salute men. And they win my money.
My accounting is not happy about it because I've been
(16:34):
giving away money since twenty twenty three.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
You get us slow that down.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Well, no, if I'm making money, then why can't I
bless some guys and make the guys walking out with
they chest poked out and feeling.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Good giving money and this question give him money?
Speaker 5 (16:47):
How are they winning this money?
Speaker 3 (16:49):
They get the crowd on their side.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
Some men lip sync, some men dance, some men just
walk across the stage and if the crowd cheers for them,
they win.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
The money. So it's like a talent show. It's a
talent show without having a lot of talent.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
One Underwood show, absolutely, and different races of men. We've
had every race of men get up, and we've had
some really attractive guys and we have some regular looking
guys that we just uplift their self esteem, you know.
And that's the fun part about the in the show.
When you have female comic men, think you're gonna man
bash for a long time, you know. And I let
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my audience correct me if I'm wrong on something, and
I say, okay, what are you feeling? Correct me if
I'm wrong, make me a better meat. So it's a
house party inside of a comedy club. But it's very profane,
very sexual.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
It needs to be.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
Yes, I can tell you that on the podcast emphas
I'm feeling it already asmption.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
So you have to agree with this.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Ever since Cheryl walked into this room, how great has
she made us off here?
Speaker 3 (17:54):
That's what the show is about. Thank you.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
I try to be I don't try to I don't
want to be hateful, but I do want to get
my points across. And I use a lot of profane
labors because I think you can get anything across with
a good dirty joke that equalizes everything. And I would
love to do radio. I would love to do radio
and podcasting. Why I heart can't let me work here.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Somewhere we have a division podcast division.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
I have my own podcast network.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
So if I come up with a podcast, would you
put it on your nadwork deal?
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Who meet the podcast?
Speaker 4 (18:31):
So I need to be a contributor or something, because
I believe in terrestrial radio. Everybody wants to count out
terrestrial radio.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
You can't.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
It's in my house, It's in my car. It's the
soundtrack of my life. I know where I'm going. Nobody
believes Jesus is coming back, and tell Evers Durant says
the location where Jesus is coming and Diamond co sign
it because.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
And who knows Jesus?
Speaker 4 (18:51):
But black people go ahead, go ahead, danger will be
down in times squat.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Journey Almos.
Speaker 6 (19:04):
Yes, hi, hikay, we would like a podcast. I would
love to have you on our network. Fantastic.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
So if I create something, yes, and and then also
but I need to be a contributor, like like like
thirty seconds of Sheryl.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
On the Terrestrial promote your promoted.
Speaker 6 (19:23):
Yes, okay, we'll work it all out. But yes, we
would love to have you on a network.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Okay, but then, okay, we gotta talk. We'll talk. Yeah,
because I'm no longer on TV, so I need some money.
Not a lot though about that?
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Yeah, everybody else, you are getting the inside track show
bus negotiation.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Okay, what am I about that?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Yes, it takes a while to get it rolling, but
once you get it rolling, then the money comes, right.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
How that works?
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Yeah, well, listen, I'm probably one of the few people
I believe that when you're doing production, it needs to
be cost effective. That's why I keep Holland Integration the
business we're in right now, we need sponsors and integration.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Costco.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
Oh my goodness, wouldn't that be amazing if we could
get Costco to come on this show and talk.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
To emphas It seems like a natural fit. And then
we failm us shopping.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
In Costco, I dream I got three good, clean credit cards.
Speaker 6 (20:19):
Let's go to Costco. Andrew he was at Costco yesterday
with Gandhi. Yeah, what didn't I buy?
Speaker 3 (20:26):
That's a segment.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Let me tell you what they brought me? As high
as a kite on the fourth of July with this stuff.
This is Kirkland Allergy Medicine alter flow. I took two
hits of this thing and I just do well. I
saw dead relatives I did and they were in black
and white?
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Can I can I walk after I do this? What
is it? What does it taste like? You don't don't
share it with these?
Speaker 4 (20:51):
Do not?
Speaker 3 (20:52):
I didn't know. I thought this is what it was.
There you go.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Last time I stuck up in my nose, I think
it was the eighties, y'all looking like, how old is she?
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Good? Makeup? Black?
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Don't crack that b then, but I don't crack Okay,
So what are we gonna get together and.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Do after this? We'll chat for a little bit away,
and we need to do affiliate visits. You can do that. Yes,
we need to run around and do a philiate visits.
You've got to see better figure. Yes, she would work
for her? She who owned? iHeart? Who own? What's his name? Time? Dude,
(21:36):
Bob Pittman. Yeah, hey, Bob Pittman.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
This is show unders would If you want to stop
me from showing up at any time of the day,
employ me because I will be downstairs every day until
you get me a job, and if you don't give
me a job, I'll still show up.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
What does he look like? Is he had some hoo
like John Johnson? He like Don Johnson? Really? Who does he?
Who does he look like? Michael Douglas? Describe him? Who
does he look like? George Cody? George a bear? Show
me a picture, Show me a picture? Were picture? Is
he married? Is he married?
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Oh? Find out to be married because I could be
a pitman. You know last time they had Miss Jane
with cince Ly Tyson. I could be Oh he's handsome.
Now see he looked like uh, he looked like a
man who loves a glass of wine and some symphony.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
He loves symphony. See, okay, Google? Is he married? Is
he be married?
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Because I don't want I don't want to be fighting
nobody down in the lobby we go to the symphony.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Well, who is that yelling? That's Bob Pittman's black wife. God,
I don't do it. You gonna get killed in the
next act. Oh, dear God. You know who I think
I should date? Tom Cruise?
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Okay, I think he would be perfect. Well let me
tell you why. First of all, I think Tom Cruise
needs somebody to go sit him down to go. Baby,
you are doing the most admission impossible. I love you
very very much, and we could stay together. Why because
I don't care what you talk about. I am now
missus Tom Cruise, and whatever you do, I'm gonna make
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even better. I don't think he has ever had a
woman that bring it to him. He's always talking to
the woman like, I'm gonna make you back. Baby, I'm
missus Tom Cruise. I'm about to change your.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Look at that.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
I vote for this all.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Right him right now?
Speaker 4 (23:34):
You know, everybody, I'm gonna read some of these texts
because it's good and read the ugly.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
I didn't know Cheryl before, but I already love her.
I can listen to Cheryl all day. I listened to
her every day. Are you coming to Omaha? Are you
coming to your hometown to know?
Speaker 4 (23:50):
I want to come back and do the comedy clubs there,
and I don't care what the price is.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
We bring the entire show and I will come back.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Oh my god, she's got me in stitches. Cheryl's amazing me.
Oh my god, she's are She needs to be a
frequent guest on the Elvis Duran Show.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Thank you. What a fabulous Friday. In my face hurts
from smiling and laughing. Thank you. I love Sherry. Interview
made my day.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
She's hysterical. I'm going to work at Costco right now. Okay,
when I come once a month.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
We got it.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
We gotta do the show, do the podcast, and then
get in these streets and film it.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Content is king.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Wait where I live in lots, but listen, plans come here.
I'm trying to rebuild a career. I couldn't believe I
was a talk show host. You talking about coming from
death comedy jamming an adult sexual comedy and then drop
in on the number one network CBS and have a
job from season two to season fifteen. I love all
the ladies and the gentlemen I work with. I think
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that the things that happen to you in your life
are always a blessing. But then to come here and
do radio and then possibly be working here, you work
out and marrying Bob Pittman, Bob Pittman if he well,
and then he can stay married to missus Bob Pittman,
and then I'll just be like a contributor to.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
The married, the unicorn as they call it. What does
that mean? What does that mean?
Speaker 5 (25:05):
It's you know, married couples who are searching for a
third to just have.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
A party with. What's kind of what? What's we doing
all the things?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (25:11):
I'm not doing that. You know what's her name?
Speaker 4 (25:14):
What's her name, Gladys Pittman, You're a godhead, Gladys.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
What's her name? Old school name? Well, your name is Pittman.
You need an old school name. You know Constance? You
know she's a yes, yeah, she beautiful type being missed?
What is she? Blind? Beautiful? Sexy talk that you as
the no fun I don't think there are any it's
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top secret. Is she right?
Speaker 4 (25:41):
Because you don't want nobody walking up on you while
you're on Fifth Avenue with the Pittman credit card?
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Can I get something? Can I get SOMEI? Okay? Who
was by a produ by Maasati?
Speaker 4 (25:52):
Yes, I need a job right now so I can
get my shop on from Costco and product and vasat.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Right down street. Yes, I need it. I need another job.
I heard I'm willing to work for a reasonable reasonable, reasonable.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
Price when I first got to CBS and they told
me what I was like.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
I was like for real me and then look at
what happens. You know you can.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
First of all, sometimes don't come in asking for a
lot of money. Come in thankful for the opportunity, and
then grow it when you get to speak to people
every day and touch their lives and make people happy,
and give clarity if something happens that you believe in.
Because this is a fun show, right, but if something
happens that you believe in, and you have to crack
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that mic in a serious way. Because we love and
trust you, we will receive the blessing of your knowledge.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
And we do that from time to time.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
That's right, But you don't need to do that all
the time, especially when I'm trying to be Bob Fitness.
I don't know if I want to be a unicorn,
but I could be a unicorn because I had something
sticking out my head and beautiful flowing air. If you
have heard about me, but they've never seen me in person.
At your card, we gotta look at.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
The calendar when they're coming back. When anna look at it,
look at the calendar.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
You're back in New York, So y'all not when y'all
go on vacation, y'all give it a couple of weeks
I think I got some time in the May. We're
here in the main in the in the May. Okay,
wait a man that was talking to me. What's your
name again, Nathaniel, Nathaniel?
Speaker 3 (27:20):
What's your whole night? Nathan, Nate, Nathan? Look at how
do people listen? You need to go sue there, get
your money back.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
It was your family that started between you and he
Brew Nationals.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
He Brew Nationals hot didn't listen that God's hot dog? Right?
Are they good?
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Listen when black people now on some process meet and
I bet they sell them over were God?
Speaker 3 (27:46):
You know you please get Cherl back on here. I
mean we have some day of the warningyone. Everyone knows
to being out and you are not paying me anything.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
But love, that's right, and some of the bob we go.
I got a half sir, that's not working for us,
not in that sexual way. I gotta have her to
make money off of her.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Sexual way. That's gonna be love. We gotta give. We
need to make money off of you. I have to.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Some people are on the text asking who is the
she is?
Speaker 3 (28:23):
There's no one's business here she is? You don't know
to right you?
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Somebody need to go traffic break y'all best selling these
ads not praying Now.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
I'm sending to his wife. That's right.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Tell her I'm willing to arm all tires. She got
a lunch partner. I'm gonna be friends in the family
who they got kids. Yeah, I would be Auntie.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Cheryl to bomba the kids.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
She brought toys if they how old out the children?
Speaker 3 (28:53):
You children, I will show up at a school of college.
What you mean by putting the children not on the
honor road? What the hell?
Speaker 4 (29:02):
He's are my children right now? These are my nieces
and nephew roods.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
I thought you was an Underwood. What ain't Pittmans. It's
Pittman Underwood. I got people text me so they can't breathe.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Okay, So we're gonna figure out when I come back,
probably end of May, and then I want to do
the podcast.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
You got to talk a little Racie, a little racey.
We produced a podcast RUNNERUND nine thirty, okay, yes, so
then I come do this.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
Then we do the podcast, and I hope I'm as
fun and effervescent as as ever. And then Bob Pittman
just run down from his office, whis off the toplay
up there, Okay, then he comes down in his secret
elevator and then he calls Chryl and he got a
contract in the hand. He said, you don't even have
to go to business. Afans sign this right now.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
That's what we read it. Shut up. I need to.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
Favorite text number, hold on zero, shut up from Bob
my favorite, my favorite test.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
You need to have Bob Pittman's Black Wife on all
the time on the regular We Gotta Go.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
I'm gonna yell segment Bob's Secret Black Wife.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
That's a scream play, right, Yes, that's a Broadway.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Shot by Tyler Perry. God, oh, I got so.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Cheryl Underwood is going to be in your city unless
you're in her hometown of Omaha.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
Yes, yes, so go to Cheryl Cheryl Underwood.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
Dot com and find me on Instagram and Facebook all
the social media sites.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
But I have had a great time. Thank you for
welcoming and making this so much. Thank you. That's it.
You got to get back here. I will, I will.
But you're gonna start like at six am and we'll
go for four hours.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
Yeah, I'm ready. I well, I was up getting glammed
at four You look great. Yeah, because you can't come
and pay your crazy, You can't. There are cameras here, Yeah,
but you'll be looking.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
At me like you know what. That guy really has
changed since he's been on the top. Oh my god, I.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
Heard Nate screaming while he was in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Scott the Eternal, I can't see you.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Missed part of this week shows. Catch up with Elvis.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
Dran on demand.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
We never got on here. We're fit.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
The outside of the bathroom. All you hear is someone
taking a crab yeling.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
I can't see Elvis Duran on demand.
Speaker 6 (31:19):
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