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February 15, 2024 36 mins

Find out how Bobby's doing sleeping with mouth tape on. Plus, Eddie shares why he had to cancel his Valentines Day plans. Mailbag: listener doesn't want their family to go on vacation with their phones. He only wants to take one phone for the vacation so everyone actually enjoys everything instead of being on their phones the whole.

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Transmitting show.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Welcome to Thursday Show, March Morning, big announcement tomorrow Abby's performance.
She been taking guitar lessons. Yes, we'll have our recital. Oh,
it's tomorrow. She'll be bringing her guitar in and performing.
She learned how to play guitar because we were like,
learn to play and pay somebody.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Abby's recital tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Can't wait, can't wait, can't wait, I can't wait.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Wow, let's go around the room now.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
He likes to sport the year we get on our
visits to different schools. And he started his career by
reporting on the news. Here's producer ready. Okay, okay, guys, guys,
bad news.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
You know, I've been talking about my Valentine's Day plans whatever,
and I do. I got ahead of it for the
first time in my life. I got our plans a
month before Valentine's Day.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
We're gonna go to a movie. We're gonna have a
little bit.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
You did that for you. No, no, no, you even
admitted that you did that for you. Well, I do
love Bob Marley, but so is my wife.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
But you didn't go.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
So No. The whole plan was we wanted to do
it before the kids got out of school, Like, I
leave work, I pick her up. We go to the movie,
so it's like a one o'clock movie. We'd be done
by like three and go pick up the kids. Well,
she called me last minute, was like, hey, I got
a work call.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
I can't go. So we couldn't do that. My whole
plans are ruined.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
We picked up the kids and I thought, maybe ooh ooh,
last minute, I can get a babysitter. All my babysitters
they got boyfriends, they have Valentine's Day plans.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Well, you just want to go to the movie, so
you can go to the movie anytime. No, no, no, we reschedule.
I think we're gonna have to do it next week.
Are you gonna take her where she really wants to go? Yeah,
to the Bob Marley movie, No Dinner and the Bob
Marley movie.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Look you know oh la Yeah, no, dude, because Scuba said,
if I don't get the first three segment sections.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Of the venue, you should go bones.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
I don't think I've been there many times in Hollywood,
bul Yes, I didn't like live there for like three
months when I was doing Dancing with the Stars.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
We lived right behind the hollyod Ball. I don't know, man,
I don't know what.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
You just don't want to do it anymore. Well, listen
for now. For now, we're just gonna we're gonna do
Valentine's Day this week.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Good.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Sorry, just canceled yesterday. That's just funny because I know
you wanted to watch the movie.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah, yah, I guess so yeah, all right, moving on.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
He will commit theft when it comes to your mail,
and if you ask him, he never fails.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Lunch Bob.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
Taylor Swift. Everyone loves her. I went to her concert,
like started a Ted talk. It was amazing Taylor Swift. Yeah,
go ahead, but she needs to calm down, She needs
to relax a little bit. There are reports out there
now that she had Kanye West removed from the super Bowl.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
What it does need to constantly go after Taylor Hill
or Abby it's always he's always had.

Speaker 5 (02:46):
No no, I don't understand because Kanye was supposedly bought ticket.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Supposedly though is the word. We don't know. This is
true right.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
In front of Taylor's box, So that way, every time
they would show Taylor, you would see Kanye.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
But you wouldn't though in front box. She made a
call Kanye. You don't know that for sure.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
This is according to Brandon Marshall on a podcast, on
a podcast, and had Kanye removed from the super Bowl.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
How does Brandon Marshall know this? And how do we
know Kanye would be telling the truth even if he
does know this.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
My only point is there's some rooted jealousy in Lunchbox
has for Taylor Swift.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
No, no, I think she says that she's fake. No, no,
he was still talking about the relationships night and really again,
I still don't believe it. Her concert was unbelievable.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
It was amazing, and I see why she is so
highly thought of as an entertainer.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
She was great. That's her job.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
No, No, as I'm saying, I never had seen her concert.
It was unbelievable. But this is out of control. If
you're having people removed on internet, it's a good point.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
It is on the internet, it's on a podcast, yea
yea yea yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
I also if somebody that had been harassing me was
anywhere near me and I could effect that they're not
near me, I would make that call. I don't know
that she did, but I would make that call. Is
this from like the music awards that.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Bowl. No, no, I know, but like.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
A fight.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yeah, it's been a thing for years.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
Okay, that's pretty funny. But he keeps the harassing her
like that.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
If that even happened.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Okay, lunchbox, thank you, thank you, no, thank you, no,
thank you, seriously, thank you.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Moving on.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
When it comes to cooking and parenting hacks, she is
where you want to go or if you want a
quick laugh, because she gives the morning corny on this show.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Here's Amy.

Speaker 6 (04:38):
So I heard a clip from a podcast is Simon
Sineck's podcast, and he was talking about how when someone
is struggling or in need, like all they need is
eight minutes for some space to be held for them
and then they'll feel better. Simon Sinek Okay, he's got
a lot of followers on it for me as a
podcast called a bit off.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Oh, Simon says no.

Speaker 7 (04:56):
So here's a clip from.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Simon says, be nice to Abby all day to day. Okay,
here's a club.

Speaker 8 (05:01):
When someone is struggling or in need, all they need
is eight minutes from a friend to hold space with
them to make them feel better. And so now we
have a code word when one of us is struggling.
The text is to have eight minutes, and that simply
means I need you.

Speaker 6 (05:19):
So they have a code and it's like eight minutes like,
oh okay, if your friend's in need, doesn't mean like
set of time or like I would.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
I would think he's being literal. Okay, and eight minutes
starts now, go ahead.

Speaker 6 (05:29):
But it doesn't have to take that long, and it
can be a way where it's like, hey, your friend
knows I'm here to give this to you and you're
not going to take up too much of their time.
But apparently in eight minutes will feel better if we
can just vent or hear encouragement.

Speaker 7 (05:42):
Stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
That's good. I all like it.

Speaker 6 (05:44):
Yeah, so now we all know we can text each other.
Do you have eight minutes?

Speaker 3 (05:47):
I do not? Kenvin tomorrow? Oh oh, I thought you're
asking right now?

Speaker 9 (05:49):
No?

Speaker 3 (05:49):
No, no, okay, all right, right, go ahead. From Mountain Pine, Arkansas.
He's the king of a Valentine's Plan. That's why he's
Caitlin's man. Bobby Bones.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
I saw something I almost bought, and I've bought stuff
on the internet before, but I saw something maybe the
most substantial thing I've ever bought on the internet and
I just couldn't find it. But there was a whole
uh video on the earthquake bed. Have you guys seen
these No, So what they're doing is they're putting these
beds in invention. So imagine eure up on what do
you call that thing that goes under a bed, like

(06:18):
the frame? Bed frame is what it is? The box spring,
no fame that whatever, the wood or metal is OK.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
And then there's the headboard.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
So in these places that get crazy earthquakes, it could California,
it could be Japan wherever. Once it hits a certain vibration,
the bed goes in and it goes like falls into
the bottom of it, and the top of it closes
over the top of you, and you're in this box
that is basically steel. And in the box there's water

(06:48):
and there's like food. You could use it for more
than earthquakes break into your house.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Goes like a little bunker.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
It's like a safe room, a bed safe room. It's
it's awesome. So you wake up and you're in a box.
I think you probably wake up as you were going down,
Like if an earthquake hits while you're asleep, or if
somebody's breaking in your house and you're scared, because that,
to me is where it interests me. You just hit
something and it's not like it shoves you in a hole.
It just drops you onto another cushion below shuts over

(07:16):
the top of you. They can't get in because it's locked. Oh,
it's like a safe room. And then there's and they
have supplies in their water walkie talkie.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
It's the coolest invention I've ever seen.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
Okay, question when the burglar walks in, does it look
like a regular bed, It just looks like a like
a chest, a big box.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Okay, but he can't get it anyway. You can't get in. Okay. Yeah,
that's pretty cool man.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
It's called the proof bed. There's a few of them, Mike.
Do you see a price on any of this?

Speaker 7 (07:40):
How many of you?

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Because well that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
I started trying to look and I couldn't find on
an actual place to buy it.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Is this it endurance? Oh my good one, dude.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
That'll wake you up hard. Well, it doesn't really like
in the middle. It falls, but again you don't fall
out of like wood, I know, but they're showing people
fall and they go straight down they.

Speaker 6 (07:58):
Quick see you become like a little pig in a blanket.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
This is the most legit thing, and it is kind
of cool, like there's lights under there and it feels
like you know when you put the covers over and
you're like wow, intent And it's not even about what
kind of brand like a big sleep number guy, right,
this is what's like the frame of it that could
drop you.

Speaker 7 (08:18):
That's crazy and surely there and there's a way, you
see you can.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Get out, right, well, yeah, you can get out. All
you have to do is like push, let me out.
But fifty six hundred bucks it looks like for this thing,
I had no idea. I'm finding one here. I don't
know if that's the only one. Dude, you can put
your PS five in there. My wife wud never find
me or get me to get out.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
But isn't that the coolest.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
It's called the earthquake proof bed, but for me, it's
been on earthquakes because what could happen in an earthquake
is everything falls on top of you and you can't
get out.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
But it's steel, so all this is fine.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
And there's also like a button you push that sends
out an alert, so they can find you and we
do have tornadoes. Yeah, so that could work for that too.
It's crazy earthquake bed.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
It's I watched like the video for it about four
times and the video is only ninety seconds long. I
don't watch movies over and over again, but I watch
the earthquake bed commercial four times. Two You watchings?

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Yeah, I'm watching. There's whoever invented a shout out? Okay?
My question is though, do you have to be laying
right in the middle of the bed for it to work? Oh?
My collapse? So you roll in? That is so wow?
It's finish your sentence. It's so it's bananas, okay, Banana's good.
Oh are you good? Let's open up the mail bag.

(09:34):
Do you send the game mail?

Speaker 7 (09:36):
And we read it all the air. It's something we
call Bobby's mail bag.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Yeah, hello, Bobby Bones.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
My wife and kids are going on vacation for spring break,
and it sounds great. I want a real vacation. Now,
how do you think it would go over and how
realistic would it be? If I agreed under the condition
that everyone left their phones at home and we as
a group only brought one smartphone with us for emergencies,
we could all go and do something fun. I just

(10:02):
don't see the point of spending thousands of dollars on
a big trip. But everybody says glued to their phones
the whole time, playing games, scrolling social media? Is that
something you can work out at all this day and age. Again,
I don't mind taking the family for spring break and
paying the money for a trip. I just don't want
them to be on their phones the whole time. How
would you feel about a no phone vacation? Signed dad

(10:23):
of a simpler time? He did you send this in?

Speaker 7 (10:26):
No?

Speaker 3 (10:26):
But I like this guy.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
Yeah, that's I mean, it's a great goal, and I
think he's got his head in the right place. But realistically,
I think he's even gonna want that time. We're like,
all right, we all need a break. Everyone get on
your devices and chills.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
That could be it. That can be it the break. Yeah,
like you can. There's no way you're going with one phone. No, no, no, no.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
It sounds cool, but no.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
But what you can do is go, hey, we're going
on a vacation and these are the hours when we're
doing family stuff. There will be no phones. You can
set Dad like at the dinner table. If you have
no phone dinner table. Yeah, and the kids don't bring
it out, so oh your experience as you can heighten them.
But if you say no phones at all, it's gonna
hurt everything because they're just gonna be cranky the whole time,

(11:08):
the whole time. So I think that you can compromise
that and go, all right, we're gonna go and this
is what I originally wanted to do. As long as
you tell them that and that you've kind of made
a move back towards then they won't hate you fully.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Oh yeah, because you're you're making changes.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
I have to say that though what I want to
do no phones were taking one phone. However, I knew
that would upset you guys. So you can take your phones,
but between the hours of twelve and four every day,
no one will be on their phone, and then you
can be on the rest of us or whatever the
rule is. I think that will probably help more than

(11:44):
just demanding no phones, because they're gonna.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
Sneak it and then get contraband in the Yeah, exactly
what Yeah is that car ride?

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Dude?

Speaker 3 (11:53):
You need somebody on the maps tell you where to.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
You know, can someone starts where Chick fil A is,
so you can do it and have a little more
your way, because I do understand you're paying all this
and you don't get to experience what you're paying for
because everybody's glued to their phones.

Speaker 6 (12:06):
But gosh, camera pictures and videos.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
But there is a way to make that happen. There's
a compromise there, So chase that. But for sure, tell
them no phones at first, and then come off of
it so they know you're moving their direction.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Guys, I've been thinking about you all. No phones. I
don't know that sounds a little harsh.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Some phones. Yeah, good luck with that, and I hope
works out for you. I get it all right, thank you.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
Closing up, we got your.

Speaker 10 (12:31):
Gmail and we read it on your Now.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
Let's find the clothes. Bobby's mail died you.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
I want to go over and talk to Brian, who
lives in Wisconsin. Hey, Brian, you're on the Bobby Bone Show.
What's up, buddy?

Speaker 9 (12:43):
Hello? I heard a while back talking about taking your mom.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
So I saw it on TikTok months and months ago,
and I was like, that seems crazy, and then I
would read about it, and then I was really struggling
with my sleep. So it's not like electric taper duct tape.
It's a tape that they make to put on your mouth.
So I guess if you have to rip it off,
you can. It doesn't hurt.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
But it's called hostage. So there's a couple different hostage.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
The kind that I was trying lastly it is like
it looked like an h So you had one upper lip,
one bottom lip, and then a one strap in the middle.
They kind of kept it together like a butterfly. So
if you yeah, so if you need it to, you
could you be a dish. But if you pulled, it
wouldn't open, but if you pulled hard, it would pop off.
There's one thing I like to do, pop off, pop off.

(13:31):
So yes, and I will tell you that I do
think it has helped a bit. I don't think it's
completely changed my life, but I do think that the
one thing I don't even get nearest thirsty at night
because what would happen is my mouth would be wide open.
I'm breathing like this, wow, So you dry out and
you're like, oh, I'm so thirsty, and you wake up
because I'm breathing through my nose I'm not dying a

(13:54):
thirst in the middle of the night. That that part
alone has probably made it ten percent.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
You ever tried this, Brian, this tape?

Speaker 9 (14:03):
Uh yeah, I went through the whole wrong and dance
to see pat machines and the long the long term
compliance with those is dismal. And I started looking online
for an answer and discovered people that will just take
their mouth stuck. Ultimately, what I found was called tag aderm.

(14:23):
It's made for on skin, and it's soon enough that
you can actually probably poke your tongue through it. Yeah,
because if you mentioned taping your mouth to a doctor,
they go into some kind of catatonic like, oh, you
can't do that. What if you throw up?

Speaker 3 (14:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Well yeah you could like fix like choke on your
throat out. But yeah, but it's like like Brian saying,
it's not so hardcore that you can't even if you really,
with a little bit of force pop it off.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
Your mouth right right, Ryan.

Speaker 9 (14:51):
But I could poke my finger right through it.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
I see that chocolate paper where you go you take
a tile and your tongue pop to it. Oh yeah,
that's fine, we should do that. Yeah, but you can
kind of do that with this but I'm telling you
I'm not an endorser. This is not a commercial. I'm
not even mentioning a brand. But for me, I've probably
taped my mouth with specific tapement.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
For it twelve.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Of the last fourteen nights, and I feel like it's
ten to fifteen percent better.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
So I'm not on TikTok going look at me. I'm healed.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
I had a wound and now it's gone, you know,
or you touched the forehead at three o'clock in the
morning and.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
That's not it.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
But it has actually done pretty good. But I'm gonna
let my my process grow. I'm gonna do a few
months and I'll let you know. Hey, Brian, I appreciate
that call, though, man, thanks for calling and sharing your
story too.

Speaker 9 (15:40):
Yeah, all right, have a good day.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Yep, it's time for the good news.

Speaker 7 (15:45):
I have you ever heard of the American Discovery Trail.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
No, I'm not a big trail guy. I get lost
a lot and I have to walk back to the sign.

Speaker 6 (15:56):
Yeah, well, then you would definitely not want to do this.
This is a sixty eight hundred a mile trek cross
the United States and a woman, Brianna DeSantis. She's forty
years old. She's from Maine, and she just completed it.
She's the first woman known to complete the trail.

Speaker 10 (16:13):
So low, Why are you saying words weird? Because I'm
just feel so low? Because this is not to touch
the kicker, okay kick. She started this hike.

Speaker 6 (16:25):
Her journey January twenty twenty two, and she just finished.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
Whoa oh did we lose her for a while? Missing?

Speaker 7 (16:34):
But that's how long it takes.

Speaker 6 (16:35):
She's going through like all kinds of terrains, the highest
peaks and the rockies, different landscapes, like.

Speaker 7 (16:41):
She met kind strangers that offer her food and shelter.
So it does, it says here.

Speaker 6 (16:48):
Despite facing challenges along the way, she emerged as an
inspiring figure and ambassador for the American Discovery Trail. And
now that she's done, she's going to do some public speaking.
She wants to write a memoir, and she just wants
to fire others to pursue their own dreams and adventures.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
A bunch of money saved up, Yeah, all right, two years.
The first thing I think of is how do you
not work? Yeah? But also it's that's that's maybe planned
for it. That's quite the commitment, and that's awesome. And
nature's cool, you know all that. Maybe learn about trails.
I took my wife and I went on a trail hike,
I don't know, six months ago or so. And I
was like, I got this. I know where we're gonna go.
She's like, all right, usually I'm not direction guy. I

(17:22):
need GPS even when I go home. So I'm like, no,
I've got that. I studied it up. And because they
are like six ways to go, one of them is
like a twelve mile loop once like, and so we
were gonna do it like a four mile loop and
go hike it and then be done and then go
have lunch, I think.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
And so we do like a mile and a half
of it.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
And I said her, the a lot of these because
there would be like little stations where they'd have the
map up and some water. Because it wasn't like super
rugged or anything. I was like, a lot of these
stations look exactly the same. And so we hit another one,
and then we hit another one, and she goes, I
think that's the same station we've passed two times. I
walked this in three circles, oh about a half mile,

(17:58):
and I was like, man, these all looking identical and Finally,
she's like, I think it's the same one, and it was,
so I don't take the lead anymore.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
No, no, no, I shouldn't.

Speaker 7 (18:08):
At least you were staying closed.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
I want to inspire people, and it wasn't.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
So low all right, great story, that's what it's all about.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
That was telling me something good.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
It's Eddie the oldest on our show and Swifty Lauren
the youngest on our show. It's elder versus millennial. Everybody ready, Yeah,
do it, Lauren. If you win this one, you're the champ.
First time you ever played champion, Eddie.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
You got to score to stay in.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
It's four to two, yeah, but you know what we
said that last week and she lost.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
So let's it go first.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
He's the dad of four, He's the Hispanic who don't panic.
He loves Faheta is a classic rock and he needs
to win today to make the block. It's producer Ready,
let's go his opponent. She's our youngest producer this season.
She's been on a roll and she loves that Taylor
Swift won her first super Bowl.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
It's Swift, Laura. Eddie questions for you, come on? Lauren
would probably know the answer to these Okay.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
No Strings attached is the name of an album by
what boy band released in the year two thousand.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Oh, no strings attached boy band?

Speaker 2 (19:15):
No Strings Attached is the name of an album by
what boy band released in the year two thousand.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
Yeah, I got it. That is Backstreet Boys. That's wrong,
Lauren and Sync is correct? There were the puppets that
like them?

Speaker 2 (19:28):
I thought about that, Lauren one at his zero Eddie,
what two thousands rock band had a breakout hit with
their song Sugar Were Going Down, Sugar.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
Going Down, Down, Down Down and Baby Sugar, We're going
down Damn.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
That's fallout boy correct? Yes, Eddie.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
What two thousands Hollywood couple was nicknamed Bennefer?

Speaker 3 (19:53):
That is what year?

Speaker 2 (19:54):
What two thousands Hollywood couple was nicknamed Bennefer?

Speaker 3 (19:59):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (20:00):
Oh, Bennifer, that's Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Correct, Eddie. Two, Lauren one, that was good, Lauren good luck.
Now these are all questions. Eddie will probably know the
answer to.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
What's the first name of the ten year old boy
who befriends e T in the movie Et Extraterrestrial?

Speaker 3 (20:21):
Have you ever seen that movie?

Speaker 7 (20:22):
I have, but it's been a long time.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
It wasn't my thing.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
It wasn't your thing. That's her Turner Classics. That's a
black and white.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
What is the first name of the ten year old
boy who befriends E. T and Et extraterrestrial E T?

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Michael Good?

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Guess wrong? Eddie Elliott Elliott. I wouldn't have known that
you had that in your mind.

Speaker 9 (20:52):
I actually did have that in my mind because I
was thinking about a story once Scuba Steve told me about.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Elliott Elliott Elliott.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Yeahplate, Lauren.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
What was MTV's sister station that featured programming such as
pop up videos and the documentary series Behind the Music
of VH one?

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Correct?

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Oh, strong, really strong. If she gets this, she's the champion.
If she misses this, Eddie doesn't win.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
But you have to get it in tie, got it? Ready?
Got it? Oh? Nevermind, good luck. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
I'm messed up the course A big word side. No,
you're not, so I'll just just play the game and
don't worry about score. Dust in the wind, Oh we
are is dust and the wind.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
Carry on, wayward Son, carry on, no Wayward Son.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Are songs from what seventies rock band? You need this
to tie? No?

Speaker 7 (21:50):
I think.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
I know, I think pink Floyd solid guess incorrect, you
know it?

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Yeah, I do know it. This is Kansas.

Speaker 7 (22:08):
For you.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
I think when you tell her that, like you know,
you need this one to win, it kind of stresses
her out.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Okay, well you don't need anything to win. Ever. We're
just having a good time, Lauren. You've done good but
not good enough. You know you got the homes over there.
Just yeah, let's bones. What do you always say to
beat the man? Wait? Wait, to be the man. You
got to beat the man. And I'm the man right now.
He's the man. Yeah, but the underdog always comes out.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Look at the Chiefs this past weekend.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Weird.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
That's a weird one. Yeah. Always, I feel like you
right there you go. If you guys had a good
Valentin's last night, good for you. That's cool. That a
pretty good one. Catch up later about that.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
But Lunchbox went out yesterday on Valentine's Afternoon as Captain
Cringe and tried to get people bull to what come
up by a Valentine's card.

Speaker 5 (23:02):
I had them help me write a line in a
Valentine's card. I had a Valentine's card, and I'm trying
to seduce. Would you say that?

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Yeah, seduce?

Speaker 5 (23:10):
You know so like some were like I said, I
have a hottie at work, or I said my son's teacher.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
I don't want to.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
And where are you when you're talking to these people?

Speaker 2 (23:22):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (23:22):
The store? The store you get in placed? Yeah, okay,
here we go. Here's the first one.

Speaker 11 (23:29):
Could you could you help me write something to seduce
a hotty in my office? Like I like the way
your bosom's jug Like, what's the opening line?

Speaker 3 (23:41):
I don't know what. I'd like to lick chocolate from
your lips.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
I like you to sit on me.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
How you sit at that desk?

Speaker 1 (23:50):
What?

Speaker 11 (23:53):
And then what do I say?

Speaker 5 (23:54):
Be mine?

Speaker 3 (23:54):
Or or you're super fine? Yah, you're super fine? All right?
She get hard? She did it sounded like Luke comes
in the back like that one.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Good for her? Jumped right in, no hesitation, jumped right in.
Did she that was a good line?

Speaker 3 (24:15):
She came up with what yes, yeah, okay, here's the
next one. I'm in love with those humps. They give
me up my jeans, you know what I mean? They
might be a.

Speaker 8 (24:26):
Little too much, they might be a little bit drug
like Roasta Vosa Blue.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
My name is my name is Joe, and hey, and
I like you? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (24:38):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (24:38):
What about roses are red? Violets are blue?

Speaker 5 (24:40):
I'd like to get naked with you. I'm just nervous,
like I'm nothing, just like like you're a hottie or
like you're the bomb dot com.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
That's not it.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
It is white and forward.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
Okay, okay, like whoa freaking line? I'm not gonna lie.
Old lady was a lady in line behind me. She
started chiming in.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
She went even the woman I was asking her working,
She was like, oh man, I feel bad for this guy.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Lunchbox Captain Cringe is back making people for awkward on
Valentine's Days, going to these places saying, hey, help me
write Valentine's card to seduce?

Speaker 3 (25:20):
Uh the third one? Who did you say? This was
a hobby of work? Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 11 (25:25):
I like it when I see your booty bounce, it
makes me want a pounce.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
That's not good his name.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
I like to look at you.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Oh, I like to look at you.

Speaker 5 (25:39):
You make my wheel can make my Okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
What about roses are red?

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Bywords are blue?

Speaker 3 (25:49):
I would love to spend the night with you. Do
you know you like him. Now let you be put
that on it. That's not good either, not good in either.
I wish you would get to them.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Okay, all right, thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
I appreciate it. People are nice, really nice.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Weirdo comes in there going hell, you write a dirty
card and they're like, yeah, maybe don't be that dirty weirdo.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
Yeah, that's funny. Did it work?

Speaker 5 (26:14):
Oh yeah, and let me tell you Valentine's cards are expensive.
They were seven bucks apiece. Yeah, just run a card.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
How made you buy three? You could use the same one,
dirty store.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
You just could have taken a piece of paper and
then like I'm writing a letter checking out.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
Yeah, I mean you bought the cards while you're in line.

Speaker 9 (26:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
I thought you just went up to them with the cards.
Me too, got it. It's not like he wouldn't do
that too though.

Speaker 7 (26:42):
True.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
That's funny.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Well, I hope everybody had a good Valentine's Day, and
thank you to everybody who's so nice to him and doesn't.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Call the cops. You know, we'd like to say that
thank you. You know what that line was that we
had to bleep?

Speaker 7 (26:51):
Yes, yes we do.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
I don't remember what the thing says. Well, if we'll
we'll bleep it again. If I say bleep ray, bleep
it again.

Speaker 5 (26:58):
Go ahead, Okay, I said, I'm in love with those humps.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
They give me a.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
Gene.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Okay, know what I mean. You gotta beat that again.
Ray Okay, No, we knew what you meant. Then I
thought it was something else.

Speaker 7 (27:14):
Oh, we get it.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Yeah, and that's too long of a rhyme, dude. Yeah,
and it's not even really rhythmic. Here's a voicemail we
got last night.

Speaker 12 (27:24):
Hi, Morning Studio. I was calling to ask about Morgan's
vertigo glasses so random that I also have verdigo at
the same time as her, and I was looking online
and couldn't really find any. So Morgan went Brandy's and yeah,
that would be super helpful.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
Love the show, Love you, Morgan. What's the latest with
your vertigo?

Speaker 13 (27:44):
So I had another specialist appointment and it is clearing,
but it's not clearing as quickly as they would want it.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
What do you do in an appointment with a specialist.

Speaker 13 (27:52):
So the VR goggles that I talked about, where they
put them on and basically she takes away my line
of sight and they video my eyes and she does
maneuvers on me while.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Watching my eyes like you're in a video game, to.

Speaker 13 (28:04):
The kind of like she's moving my body like she
moves me backwards to the side. She's basically turning my
head to the crystals, moving my head back to where
they're supposed to be.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Are you slowly starting to get better? Do you feel it?
I am like I do feel better.

Speaker 13 (28:16):
I'm able to move a little bit more, but my
equilibrium is still really off and that's actually it's because
of the vertigo. But for what I have, it shouldn't
be what it is. So they're really concerned about where
my equilibrium is right now.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
Did they say don't jump on trampolines anymore?

Speaker 13 (28:31):
Kind of She's like, in my twenty years, I've never
had anybody coming here because of that class, you know,
so it's definitely unheard of for that to be the reason.
And yeah, now I can't like do things for a while.
I gotta wait till this episode totally clears, so I
don't reignite it.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
What about your glasses when you get to stop wearing those?

Speaker 13 (28:48):
Hopefully by the end of next week, I'm going to
keep wearing them. So essentially they're helping with any like simulation.
So because my brain is over stimulated essentially right now,
these glass are helping kind of baby.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
That's us. We'll overesteem like the crab out are you?

Speaker 13 (29:03):
Yeah? And like these two yelling like really puts me over,
which normally it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Really Eddie and lunchbox Yeah okay, Or you can just
keep wearing them forever. Horse grant it played ball in
the bulls or goggles and so he's no for us.
But then he had eye surgery and he kept wearing
the goggles because he said a lot of kids felt
like they could wear glasses and still be cool, be
a good ball player. So you could represent all of
the young thirty year olds, did vertigo.

Speaker 13 (29:26):
I don't know if there's a lot of us, but yes,
I have I have a new trend. They are I
do have the brand for her. They're called Fair Aspects
and they're legit like is not.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
Those Apple ones.

Speaker 13 (29:36):
They're not the Apple ones, but they are legit like
they'll they'll help you out, all right, thank you.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
I hope you get better.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Pile of stories.

Speaker 7 (29:46):
Pickleball problems, it's a real thing.

Speaker 6 (29:48):
According to orthopedic surgeons, bone fractures related to pickle ball
are of two hundred percent more people.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
Are playing right numbers games.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Yeah, and sure, you go, well, it's not tennis and
it doesn't move as fast, but you're still doing lots
of plants and cuts, and pickleball is a little easier,
so you don't have to be in as great as shape,
or you can be a little older, but then if
you go hard older, you can fall a lot harder.

Speaker 6 (30:12):
Yeah and yeah, ninety two percent of these fractures a
result of falling. The most common injuries from pickleball sprained ankles,
knee injuries, rotator cuff injuries.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
I've hurt my ankle. It hurts for it still hurts
like four months because I jumped. I was making a
great play too. It was awesome. It didn't quite happen,
but I thought it was, Oh yeah, I almost made
a great play. But yeah, land right on my ankle.
But it's like any other athletic, you know, task if
you land wrong or you don't stretch, you can get
hurt very easily.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
But pickleball is weird though, Like older people like in
their seventies are playing this like they're twenty again.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Yeah, because if you don't if you're playing doubles, you
don't actually have to go as hard. You can still
play and be somewhat competitive, Okay, without covering as much ground.
It's better if you can. They're not diving for the
ball like you. I'm stupid, though.

Speaker 6 (30:59):
Women is, especially those over sixty five, are more likely
than men to suffer a pickleball injury, right, which also
worsening of arthritis. Yeah, okay, so speaking of age, a
lot of women dread turning forty. But to make things
a little bit worse, there's a friendship dip that researchers
are realizing is taking place that comes with a forty
year old birthday in women, like, friendships tend to take

(31:21):
a nose die.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
People don't want to hang out with forty year olds anymore. Wow, sorry,
I can't go out on Friday. You turned forty last week.

Speaker 6 (31:28):
So no, it's just that that's the time of life,
a season for women where, especially if you know you've
got a career you are raising kids. They say, if
you work too much and you're a helicopter parent, this
definitely impacts your friendships for sure.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
I think when you get thirty five or more, you
start to take out the garbage a little more, meaning those
toxic relationships you start to weed them out because you
just don't have time for them. And so if they
become a little too dramatic, you naturally just evolve.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (31:59):
Yeah, So experts are saying, if you're a millennial that
is experiencing this, join more organized activities.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
And amy.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
You said helicopter parents. So you mean like a good parent.

Speaker 6 (32:12):
No, I mean someone that is a little too obsessed
with their children so they don't make time for them.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
To let them go to drake even though they're thirty one.

Speaker 6 (32:21):
So Ernest and Jelly Roll released a clip of their
new song together, and the lyrics are one was in
a dorm room and one was in a cell who
came out on top?

Speaker 7 (32:33):
It's hard to tell.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
Yeah, Dutch songs about them. They both grew up here
and what's it called.

Speaker 6 (32:39):
Yeah, they were well, they were friends and here's how
it came about. Like I guess, Ernest was telling Luke
Bryan the story about his friendship with jelly Roll, and
like he's like, yeah, I went to college and he
went to jail and that's when they sort of lost touch.

Speaker 7 (32:53):
And Luke said, you better write that song, right now.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Right on this show.

Speaker 7 (32:57):
Well, Luke, you been on the show. They told the
Luke Bryan's story told the whole thing. Yeah, well okay, then.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Did he really Yeah, I don't remember. I'm with you, Amy,
I don't remember that.

Speaker 7 (33:07):
Did he say it on the Bobby Cast?

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Are you guys doing wordle Mamy?

Speaker 7 (33:13):
That's my file.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
That was Amy's pile of stores. It's time for the
good news, much box man.

Speaker 5 (33:23):
That never missed a super Bowl club has struck again.
These old dudes started going to the super Bowl back
in nineteen sixty seven as a group of friends, and
over the years, I mean, now that they're in their eighties,
some of them.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
Have yea died. Yeah, say no. I was going to
say no, but you can say that. That's okay. Have
gone on yet, that's good.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
But we spent a bunch of time talking about how
we were going to say died. But that's okay, that's natural.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
Go ahead. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:52):
So the three guys they kept the tradition alive. They
went to the super Bowl again this year. They said
it's getting more expensive.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Yeah he yeah, they're giving up all their retirement money
to go in super Bowl.

Speaker 5 (34:03):
They have health issues, but they're making it a fact
a trick, and they went to Las Vegas, went to
the Super Bowl and they plan to hope it to
make it the number sixty in a couple of years.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
That's really cool that they've been able to do that
for that long because it's just like you always want
to like stay with your homies even if you don't.
Like I have friends now that I lost touch with
for a bit, but then the pandemic hit and we
started playing PS five like Madden in the league, and
now I mean I might see them once every year
and a half, but we talk once a three days

(34:35):
and maybe not playing each other, but just like hey,
because we well we gamble on league.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
We play league in Gamble.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
But it's like you want to have those friends for
a long time, and then you want to look better
than them when you get older.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
What do you mean like physically, yeah, yeah, oh you're
just a comparison. It's like exis.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
You know, everybody's like, ah, I look back at my
exes and they don't look very good. It's like you
want to win that race. Sometimes I go to Facebook
look at old high school dudes and like all right, yes,
and how do you feel about much better.

Speaker 6 (35:00):
Wait, you're in a competition right now with your friends
to look better.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
No, they're not in a competition with me.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
No, it's only an unhealthy yeah with me in in
the world.

Speaker 7 (35:12):
In the world, okay.

Speaker 9 (35:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
Sometimes I'll just google forty three year old man to
see what the average looks like.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
And my goodness, you're working. Yeah, yeah, you guys will
do that. I never knew I do it.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Sometimes you google forty three year old man, no average Facebook.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
Yeah, goes old the high school rivals to see how
they're works. Whatever makes you feel better, All right, great,
But my question, my question, when it's down to one,
does he go to the Super Bowl?

Speaker 9 (35:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (35:37):
No, unless he takes his wife and like dumpster ashes
in the place or something. He doesn't go by himself.
But you could take your but some of your buddy's ashes,
all of them, you save a little bit, and then
you put them all out in one of the the stadium.
But the problem is it doesn't stay in the same stadium.
Maybe you go to the first stadium if it's still there,
and put it there.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
That's a good one. That's yeah. I mean I just
wonder about that. Yeah, me too, I wonder too. Alive,
all right, there you go. Thank you. That's what it's
all out.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
That was telling me something good.
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