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April 15, 2024 30 mins

Find out what Lunchbox claims Abby stole from him and if she's in trouble for it! Then, Amy has a list of signs someone may be living a double life because she thinks Morgan's man in uniform might be... Mailbag: Listener has been working on being healthier so he's not going out and wanted to find new hobbies. He picked up video games and his wife doesn't like that hobby because she says it's a "kid's hobby."

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Transmitting Alisca. Hey, welcome to Monday's show, Floria Studio Morning.
All right, let's get to know everybody. What do you
do every day here at this job that you wish
could be automated?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Oh, I don't even know what that means.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Like what part of the job do you wish could
be automated?

Speaker 3 (00:26):
You said, your ze Minds is so easy just running
the cameras. Like I wish that it was kind of
like Skype, you know, or Zoom. Whenever somebody talks, it
just goes to them.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
They do have that technology now.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Like we should do that because right now I'm going
to you and then I'm going to meet because I'm talking,
and when you say something, I'm gonna click your camera
and I'm going to go to you. And it's it's
I've got it down, like pretty good. But I wish
it was just automated.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
It'd be funny if you were at home when the
kids talk, you felt like you were pushing buttons naturally,
like because some people answer the phones here and they
go home and answer by Bone show and they're like,
oh no, yeah, but your family, you're just always pushing amy.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
What do you got?

Speaker 5 (00:59):
Oh God, I'm trying to think of what I would automated. Hmm.
I feel like I wish someone could go to the
bathroom for me.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Okay, you do go a lot, but I don't want to.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
Part automated because I want the I get Eddie's part.
That makes sense. But if I'm talking like like, I
like the organic like if it's automated, then I miss
out on the joke or the fun part of that.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Or I would have some automate my commercials. I sit
uprent and read commercials before the show. Commercials and like
station liners and they're needed. But I do the packet
every single day that I read, So that would be
a move for me to automate.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, lunchbox, I mean it's get me to work, drive
me to work, that'd be great. Or if someone could
feed me automatically, just like when I'm hung, I my
mouth and they feed me or pour my water in amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
I think that's a certain I think what we're trying
to get done is our job. Because you don't have that,
you don't already have that happen where somebody drives you,
a human drives you. See, you want to get that automated.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah, Okay, Well, I mean I guess someone could just
I could just I mean I don't know what I
have automated because or is it?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
You don't know what automated means.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
And someone would be done automatically, yeah, right, like a
computer would actually do it or a robot. Well, I
mean if I had an automated then they would just
talk for me. But then I would get bored? Is
I like talking?

Speaker 1 (02:10):
What if they talk to all your friends on Facebook
that you do during the show all day and like,
do you kept they kept them all talking?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Oh well, then I wouldn't have real connections with my friends.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
I don't like that.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
I don't want to lose that.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
That's fair enough, all right, glad everybody's here, Let's go.
We got a good show today. I appreciate it. You
can email us at any time and people will try
to call the phones. You can leave voicemail, but you
can also email us, especially for the mail bag. That
way of coming up in just a minute, Hey Morgan,
that email addresses.

Speaker 6 (02:35):
What mail bag at bobbybones dot com.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Let's open up the mail bag, you friendly game mail,
and we read it all the air.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
Pick something we call Bobby's mail bag.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah, hello, Bobby Bones. Over the last six months, I've
been working on healthier ways relaxed during the downtime, and
one of them is staying home instead of going out.
I've tried a lot of different stuff, yoga, watching movies,
but video games is what I've been drawn to. My
wife is now less than pleased, mostly because she says

(03:09):
it's a kid's habit. So I decided to put together
a list of less healthy things I could be doing drinking, drugging, gambling, cheating, etc.
When I presented this list to her, it had the
exact opposite effect from the point I was trying to
get across. How can I difuse the situation? Signed Gregory
the Gamer. So what I don't hear here is he's
playing way too much games. It's just his wife doesn't

(03:31):
like it because it's a kid. It's a kid hobby.
If it's not a kid hobby, though, like I don't
know who's playing with I don't play even play with kids.
We played two games Madden. It's being all my buddies
in NBA basketball. It's me and all my buddies. I
like it because I don't have to think about anything
but that That's how I literally stop the gears from grinding.

(03:55):
Is playing Madden or playing two K. It's really the
only thing I got. Even when I play golf, I
hate myself because I'm like, but just SHOT's gonna suck.
Tang it. I'm right, I hate me, So it's fine.
I like to compete, but it's the the kid. It's
just not a kid's I hate to say, pull up
at like a study on most men are forty one game.

(04:15):
But then you just it's this is lame to do that.
I would just encourage her to listen to your needs,
which are you need to be able to shut it
down for a bit of time. This is the best,
even though she may not think that it is that
of an intelligent adult. That's okay. You're not spending too
much time doing it. I think that's a different factor

(04:37):
if like you're neglecting your kids, if you're neglecting going
to work. But if it's a kid's hobby, you should
even do. You could teach her a lesson what you
do even more kids to get even kiddier. No, like, dude,
start playing candy Land all day just to show her, like,
get kids games like fill the house with nothing but
like stuff for toddlers. Watch blues Clue, watch Bluey.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
You're watching Nick Yeah, yeah, and be like, what do
you think about this?

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Is that this kid enough for you?

Speaker 4 (05:03):
YouTube kids? Yeah? All day long?

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Because then she's going to go from that's kids you
to think and that's creepy, And explain to her that
it doesn't matter what it is. This is what helps you.
If that doesn't work, you have to go into hiding
instet up a screen at work.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
Oh man, what, no, you should know, but.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
You're not having an a fairy playing Call of Duty.
That's it. I go ahead.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
No, I just think, Yeah, you want to be in
a relationship where you get to do things that you
really want to do, as long as there it's something
safe and okay, like a video game. I feel bad
that she's kind of put a label on it. I
think I used to be that way. I used to
think that about y'all. But I get it now and
I think that as long as it's not unhealthy, we

(05:46):
sometimes I play too long, but again, well that's annoying.
But I mean I don't think it's a childish thing anymore.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
How do you get it now? Like what happened.

Speaker 5 (05:52):
I guess do y'all just convinced me that it is
a way that you connect keep black friends exactly. I
think that parts have.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
A tough time at like reaching out and just checking
it because it's like this whole masculinity thing. But if
you're like, let's play Madden, you're like, oh you suck.
Oh yeah, by the way, how's a wife? He's everything. Yeah,
it does give you that that that ramp to not
feeling at what society is called lame if you're a dude,
all those societies called video games lame. So your bas

(06:22):
average gamer is thirty five. Oh average age of a
gamer thirty five.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
Yeah. Probably. What else has changed is I've tried to
play video games with my son, which yeah, he's a kid,
but still it's it's it's difficult, but.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
He loves that.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
What when moments way video games.

Speaker 5 (06:37):
With him, he does so he invites me to play.
But what I mean is like, I feel like it
exercises parts of your brain, like it takes the ordination
and do you hear that?

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Caitlin? All right, that's the mailbag. Thank you.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
We got your gamemail and we laying it on your
air now.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
Let's find the clothes Bobby failed bag.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeam, Amy's a bit fascinated with the fact that Morgan's dude.
He's not your boyfriend yet, right, No, he's not, but
the dude that she's dating could possibly be living a
double life. Amy's even found an article. Oh good, that's
how you can tell if someone lives a double life.
Oh good, it's it's we call a man in uniform.

(07:17):
And at times he'll just be gone for a few weeks.
And Amy's like, I think he's living a double life,
meaning he has a whole other family, other girlfriend, wife,
somewhere else. So how many points do you have over
there you like to.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
Make to her?

Speaker 5 (07:28):
There's about five?

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Okay, go ahead, number one.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
So they're often away from home. For example, they take
regular weekends or long weeks away for work reasons.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
Which got it more than tru or false.

Speaker 6 (07:42):
Yeah, he travels a lot for work, never the same place.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
And they never invite you long do you ever get invited?

Speaker 6 (07:47):
Well no, not yet.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
There's often an innocent explanation. Okay. They have unusual boundaries,
like refusing to add you on social media or not
allowing you to meet their family, friends, or colleagues.

Speaker 6 (08:02):
Well, the family friend stuff hasn't happened yet.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
We're not there.

Speaker 6 (08:04):
But he followed me on social media already.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
He followed you. Did you follow him?

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (08:10):
Their stories don't know. I'm going to go follow him
now just for.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Follow him now and then tell him like, hey, I
get But then he's gonna be like she's living double.

Speaker 5 (08:23):
Their stories don't add up.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
The addition of his stories.

Speaker 6 (08:27):
No, I mean he's like facetiming me at night and stuff.
So I don't see right.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
Now when he when he's been gone in.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
The beginning of our refe how many weeks have you
known him?

Speaker 6 (08:41):
It's been a little over a month.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
And then how many of those weeks has he been gone?

Speaker 6 (08:45):
Just this is the first time he's been gone like this.
He's been gone one other week.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
We have been part of the four weeks total, and
he's been gone like two of them. Yeah, what I'm not.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
Gonna know that I work exactly. He's living a double life.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
He's talking two weeks.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
They have a job that has him gone two weeks.

Speaker 5 (09:09):
They're extremely protective of their devices. No, okay, hardly even
on his You.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Don't even see him.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
How would you not allowed to use his.

Speaker 5 (09:17):
Devices and then they avoid simple questions.

Speaker 6 (09:20):
No, he's been pretty detailed in his answers about his life.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
Like to detailed.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
The other that's getting I got.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
A message though that said, this is about Amy. Amy,
What am I going on a day with Kenny Chesney?
I was getting those vibes throughout the interview. Had Kenny
in here, Oh.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
And my face turned red about something.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
The island, Amy got beach life? Wha what you're looking
for me?

Speaker 1 (09:44):
If Kenny hit you up? What you want to day
with him?

Speaker 5 (09:47):
No, you're saying no, he's not going to hit me.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
That's not that question.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
Okay, Well I'll just go ahead and it Kenny chess happened.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
If he's on the line one right now and he said, Amy,
and let's go on a day to the beach, what
would you say?

Speaker 5 (10:02):
Thank you? Kenny? Yes, but yeah, I don't think that
I'm his type.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
What I said, Gosh, Amy, play the game?

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Are you saying no?

Speaker 5 (10:13):
Yeah, I'm not. I don't know. No, No, no, Kenny.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
So you're saying no to a day with Kenny Chesney.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
He's not asking me, But if he did, you.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
Were so, yeah, you would go on to day? No?

Speaker 1 (10:26):
No, is.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
Double confused.

Speaker 5 (10:30):
What our age difference me and Kenny?

Speaker 1 (10:32):
He cares?

Speaker 5 (10:34):
What do you think? I'm just gonna go out with
Kenny because he's rich and successful and I was.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
Kenny ask me I'm married.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
I'll still go out with it.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
Fifty six, that's not that's not crazy.

Speaker 5 (10:43):
Fifty six okay, yeah, I'm forty three.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Would you go to day with Kenny Chesney?

Speaker 5 (10:48):
Well, he looks good for fifty six, it is that
thirteen apart?

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Would you go on to day with Kenny Chesney? I
don't even know.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
If no, because I have so many questions that not
quite you can ask him on the date.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
So you're saying no, you're flat turning him down.

Speaker 5 (11:04):
I'd be like, Kenny, what happened?

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Yes? Or yes or no? Kenny Chessy. Andy'd be like, Amy,
what happened with your ex? Oh?

Speaker 5 (11:12):
I was married seventeen years? He was married like seventeen
hours exactly.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
So I'd be more scared of the second one.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
Real, yeah, seventeen hours.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
First one.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
So you're saying no to Kenny Chesney's if he did.

Speaker 5 (11:28):
It's so weird to say yes to somebody that hasn't
ever asked you out. Yes, okay, I know I'm being
really go ahead hold right now, but I'm the answer
is I'm going to get ahead of it and say no.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Okay said no. She turned out Kenny Chesney, I read
that article.

Speaker 5 (11:44):
I didn't, and he turns down.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Kenny Chesney.

Speaker 5 (11:46):
It was awkward.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
So it's time for the good news much Box.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Last week in man Noah, Hawaii, William's out with his
family getting some treats for his dog. A little Sparky
wants a treat when he notices, Hey, that apartment's on fire.
Hey Sparky, you save your tree for later. I gotta
go rescue him. He starts banging on the door, kicks
the door open, and gets two people out of the apartment.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
They were in there. And it's always say it's a
commitment to kick in a door. Oh yeah, specs the
door that ain't yours. Because you're going, okay, I think
this is a fire. I think it's bad. You kick
it in. All of a sudden, it's shish kebab day.
You feel pretty stupid.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Luckily, he's a volunteer fall firefighter for some energy services
in Hawaii, and that's why he knew how to act
and determine what's safe what's not safe. And he says
he's not a hero, just doing.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
His duty, but that is actually his duty. But he
was off the clock, so he's kind of still a hero.
Or is his duty heroic? I would say it is.
Have you guys ever kicked the door?

Speaker 2 (12:48):
It's hard, it's really hard.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Well, yeah, I only know how can is your husband?

Speaker 4 (12:53):
He tell you what he say him?

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Well, him and his uh, one of his best friends
who I know, they had to kick in a door
and they didn't expect the door to be kicked so
cleanly open if you kick in the exact right spot,
and they did and the door was kicked wideo. That's
why I learned from the Okay, Yeah, you kick in
the right spot as long as it's not like bolted.
If it's bolted, you just he's gonna hurt.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
But you can kick. There's some doors if you kick
it in the right spot.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
I always find it interesting how cops kick like facing forward.
I would think it'd be better to turn your back
and kick donkey it.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yeah. I don't think you can be as accurate with
a donkey kick.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yeah, And you don't want to kick it open with
your back to the suspect problem too.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yeah, because I think you're right. You can probably get
some good power out of that. But how I learned
was forward in the real spot, the right spot to
kick it, and that they've done it before and they
didn't mean for it to be kicked open. They were
practicing on somebody's right.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
And you know the story, Yeah, I do.

Speaker 5 (13:51):
I remember now. I think it well. I like it involved.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Yeah, yeah, okay, And I'm gonna tell you I read
that on Kihon two news job.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Source in that we ain't getting sue today, all right, Yes,
good news. Right, that's what it's all about.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
That was tell me something good.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Let's play the Bobby feud. We has two thousand Bobby
Bone show listeners on social media? Who is the best
musical duo? Think about that. Mike's gonna roll the dice.
We'll see who goes first. We has two thousand Bobby
Bone show listeners on social media? Who is the best
musical duo? Mad? Do you have a chance to win

(14:32):
twenty dollars here?

Speaker 2 (14:34):
And that's tough, dude, Yeah, it's really hard.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
One through ten ten answers on the board. Eddie, You're
up first, Go ahead.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
And I'm gonna go with the obvious. Dan and Shay
show me.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Dan and Shay, no answer?

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Nice job for three boys, excellent, Oh Florida Georgia line
fg L.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Number five.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
Woh, this one just came to me. Dude. Yep, Brooks
and done, Brooks and.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Doug number one where you have one, three and five.
There were still seven answers on the board.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
Give me Montgomery, gentry, show me Montgomery Gentry. Correct.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
There's one. Amy're coming over to you. He's got one strike.
Two thousand Bobby Bone show listeners on social media, who's
the best musical duo? The Judds show me the Judgs
have the ten answers?

Speaker 4 (15:28):
So good?

Speaker 1 (15:29):
I have yourself ten points?

Speaker 2 (15:31):
What were you doing?

Speaker 5 (15:32):
Okay, then.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
That's all I got.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Yeah, we did best musical duo. Two thousand Bobby Bone showed.
Listeners were asked.

Speaker 5 (15:45):
Go ahead, Maddie and Tay show.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Me Maddie and Tay.

Speaker 4 (15:54):
Lunchbox.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
You go on last turn around number one. There are
still six answers on the board.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Yeah, give me Sonny and share.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Sonny and share.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
No.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
All right, points are doubled for round two.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
I know far from the famous. That's the biggest Eddie.
Oh man, it's tough.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
I feel like there aren't a lot out there. Well,
I've got six more that say you're wrong. Give me
Simon and garf Uncle, show me Simon and Garfuncle.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Yeah, number seven, answer worth fourteen.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
Wow, Wow, wow, wow, all right. I can't think I'm
on a roll.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Now give me wham wam.

Speaker 4 (16:36):
Yeah, two of them.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
George Christmas, I gave her way up before you go go.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
Yeah, no, okay, oh boy, hey there are two.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Wow, there are four five answers on the board.

Speaker 5 (16:54):
A Vanilli.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Duo you know what a bad guess but way wrong?
Oh dang, but not a bad do you ay have
their song at the grocery store the other day?

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Rain?

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Yeah, all right, lunch box five left Yeah, Tina and
that jerk.

Speaker 4 (17:14):
Tina and Ike.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Were bolded on this.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
This is the two thousand Bibo show listeners. Idiots, how
we've said it. There are five answers left, so Brooks
and Dunner at one, Dan and Share at three, Florida
Georgian lines at five, Simon and Garfunkal are at seven,
and the Juds are at ten. Eddie have twenty three
points points of trifled last round.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
Oh my gosh, I think he just gave me a
great idea. He called all our listeners idiots.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
Give me the raging idiots.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Huge raging idiots.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
Yeah wow, number four wow wow wow wow.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Twelve points.

Speaker 5 (17:52):
That's good.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
What lunch ones? No, thank you, dude, that was amazing.
Hall of notes.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Jommy Holland oates it.

Speaker 5 (18:02):
The lunchbox you do know?

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Come true?

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Oh? I got one?

Speaker 1 (18:09):
How many?

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Okay, here we go my last one lunchbox and Abby
Lunchbox and Abby.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
He has two thousand Bobby Bone show listeners on social media.
By the way, there's still enough points to win. Amy,
Who is the best musical duo?

Speaker 5 (18:27):
They've got nothing like Dolly and Kenney Rogers.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Is that your answer? Yeah, Dolly, they did have That
is what lunchbox for. You can in too, but you
gotta get all three of them.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Yeah. Well, I don't know. Here's the problem. I don't
even know if there's a duo. But I saw them
on a boat. I thought they were a local band.
People were freaking out. They're called the Doobie Brothers.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
They're full man, that's that's wrong. No, d forty one point,
you're the winner.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
Shadow you dominated Brothers.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yeah, that would have been That would have been number
eight answers Brothers, Osborne tounchbox right back in it.

Speaker 5 (19:17):
I don't know. I didn't think.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
Why didn't you pick up?

Speaker 1 (19:20):
There are two other answers, Tim and Faith.

Speaker 5 (19:24):
So Dolly and Kenny is not a stretch.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
No musical duo. I can't say they have to be
a band. And then sugar Land that's a duo. That's
a duo.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
Give me door number two, number two maybe for the money.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Open up door number two?

Speaker 4 (19:47):
Oh no, what was it?

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Three? I would have open up door number three too.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
So dumb. I would have normally gotten three. But you
want Hey, I want the game.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
You want the game? That's right, nice shot. There is
a winner, aday Abby. Did you steal a shirt from lunchbox?

Speaker 5 (20:09):
A shirt?

Speaker 4 (20:10):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (20:10):
So you don't even know what this is? No, he
claims you stole a shirt from him.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
I have no, well, a shirt I don't even know.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
And he's usually the one that leaves stuff leave. If
they leave something, he takes it home with.

Speaker 5 (20:20):
Him, like a shirt you were wearing here. Why would
you just have a random shirt?

Speaker 2 (20:24):
So last minute I couldn't go to the Nashville soccer game.
One of my kids broke out in a rash and
I thought, okay, who is going to have nothing to
do in last minute? Let me think? So I hit
up Abby. I know she likes sports. I was like, hey,
do you want tickets.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
To the nation?

Speaker 1 (20:40):
That was nice of you. He'd have to go through
that hole. Let me think what the biggest loser is this.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Be Like I thought Abbey'd want to go, right, I
thought Abbie'd want to go, That's what I was saying.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
Yeah, And so I hit up Abby.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
I was like, hey, do you want to take your
your boyfriend of the game, you know, night out on me?
And she's like, let me check, and she goes, I'll
take them. So she goes to the game.

Speaker 4 (20:58):
Fu.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
Yeah, it was so fun.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
I've never been to a game.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
And she texts me. She goes, oh my gosh, we
had such a blast. I caught a shirt they threw
in the crowd and I said, you mean you're bringing
me that shirt because that's my shirt?

Speaker 4 (21:12):
And she was like, how is.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
It your shirt? She caught it.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
She ain't catch that shirt if it ain't for me.
Those are my seats. So she owes me The Nashville
s C shirt that she caught in my seats.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Was it a nice shirt? Yeah, it's pretty cool. It
has the mascot on it. Yeah, that's awesome.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
And who caught it?

Speaker 1 (21:31):
You or your boyfriend?

Speaker 5 (21:32):
Boyfriend? Okay, but I was making eye contact with the coyotes.
I was like, come on, past it to me.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
He would have thrown it to you. She's in the
lunchbox of seat. Does she owe him the shirt? Yeah,
let's vote. Let's let's take this stuff about those five
voting panel. Amy No, Eddie, No, he wasn't there. It's
not his shirt. That's my shirt. Morgan, No, Ray, Yeah,
it's not even closed. He gave up all of his
rights by giving her the ticke gets to the event.

(22:01):
Whatever happens with the event is associated with those tickets.
I agree. Now, you're you're a zero to five or
Supreme Court case.

Speaker 5 (22:07):
Ever, are you serious?

Speaker 2 (22:09):
She would not even she would not have the opportunity
to catch a shirt if it wasn't for me.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Maybe anything that happens to her. Let's say she's going
to the game, and let me she's going into the
games because you she buys a lottery ticket one thousand bucks,
five hundred Okay.

Speaker 5 (22:22):
Well let's reverse it. What if she's at the game
and she gets a parking ticket, do you have to pan.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
She partial if she wouldn't have been there, every.

Speaker 5 (22:32):
One for you.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
So what is your case here?

Speaker 2 (22:39):
So my case is due to the circumstances of my
kid getting a rash. I gave you the lifetime opportunity
of seeing a game, your first game, right in.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Her lifetime opportunity.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
Yeah, a lifetime.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Yes, I opened a new horizon for her and experience
she's never had. And the fact that you got the
shirt is because of me. So it should be my shirt.
Why do you want the shirt so bad? Just buy
a shirt.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
Yeah, you don't even know what it looks like.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
It may name fit you, okay, nae don't fit me, don't.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Fit hurt it's our boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
But who kept the shirt?

Speaker 5 (23:15):
Well, I have it now because I like it.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (23:18):
It's kind of big for me.

Speaker 5 (23:19):
It's actually probably you.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Please wear it to work the next couple days. Please
please wear your shirt to work.

Speaker 5 (23:26):
I would love to.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
Okay, I'm sorry everybody voted you down on this one.
It's not even one vote. Now, it's kind of down
in the green room. Talking with the guests.

Speaker 6 (23:36):
Okay, hey, but I'll take tickets anytime you want to
give them off.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
The list because she caught a shirt and didn't give
it to you.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
I mean, that's like saying, if you.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Okay, here, what's your analogy before you go ahead? Oh
you don't have one when you get the breadthast go ahead.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
No, I'm saying. It's like if you gave me gave
up your tickets to Arkansas football and I caught a
football in the stain.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
I wouldn't say give me the football. It's a nice
job catching the football. And that wasn't even really an analogy.
It was the exact same scenario exactly, But I wanted.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
To turn it on you to see how you'd feel.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Okay, someone stole something from share, please.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
Wear it, Okay, I will.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
So Abby is now a thief.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Okay, now Abby is within her rights. Looks the most
clutter filled place of your house?

Speaker 5 (24:21):
Oh, I have this closet under my stairs.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Oh so it's where nobody can see. So stuff goes there.
You'll get back to it later. A finger of quotes.

Speaker 5 (24:29):
Yeah, there's lots of things under there. And that's also
where we have like all of our wires and things
like plugged in, and so I ended up I end
up throwing lots of technology stuff back there too.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
It's a mess even that you don't even know what
it is. But like in case I need it exactly
this weird plug with three prongs, which I don't. I
do that crap all the time. Mine's probably the garage.
But over the last like three days, I've probably gotten
rid of eighty percent of stuff in the garage. Gotten
rid of yeah, chunked we put We got a trailer,

(24:59):
like a little t trailer filled it with stuff. And
then a guy that we know that hauls off stuff.
It does a bunch of stuff around the house that
I can't do because I'm not a real man. He
took it all off.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
I'm not a real man, No.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Not in anyway. I'm okay there, he's cool. Yeah no
no no, yeah no no, yeah no. I mean I'm
not really masculine at all when it comes to fixing
things like we have a we have a man that
comes to the house, the man that that was the
man stuff. Yeah, we call him the man of the house.

Speaker 5 (25:23):
I need to borrow him.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Yeah, yes, the.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Amy's pile of stories.

Speaker 5 (25:29):
So a fifty eight year old grandmother in Canada. She
set the world planking record for women.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
She's ripped his planking is where you drawbows in the
ground and you hold it tight.

Speaker 5 (25:42):
She held it for four hours.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Oh my gosh, four hour.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
That's crazy.

Speaker 5 (25:47):
Thirty minutes and eleven seconds.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
He's a grandma too.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (25:52):
That ten minutes longer than the record that was set
back in twenty nineteen.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
But you really probably get your most visit, like those
fifty year olds that run like that's like their prime,
those late forty to fifty year olds. So those marathon runners,
I mean, that's a long time.

Speaker 5 (26:07):
Well her son was talking to Guinness and said, yeah,
for as long as he can remember, he remembers his mom.
By the time he woke up, his mom and already
ran four miles.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Yeah, I'm looking at her. She also, I mean, yeah,
she has no fat in her body, and there's a
big timer on the wall behind her, like a digital screen.
And I just think the one second after I break
the record, that's why my body starts to shake long No, no,
I know, but even then, like why not go three
hours because it's probably your body probably feels different, like
as soon as you break it. There's a whole brain
thing going, Okay, you've already broke the record, and now

(26:38):
it gets harder automatically. It's like the last two tenths
of a mile when you're running on the treadmill, Like
all the rest of it, it's kind of sucked, but
when you get to the end, you're like, oh god,
this is never gonna and it gets feeling pretty miserable.

Speaker 5 (26:49):
Good for her, Yeah, her name is Donna Jean Wilde,
and I did look at the record for men too,
in case any of y'all are interested in breaking it.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
We're not. I don't even want to hear it. That's
how interested I am. I don't want to feel like
a loser.

Speaker 5 (26:59):
Oh well, nine hours, thirty eight minutes, forty seven second.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
I don't understand wh your body can do that training
we get bored, follows slow.

Speaker 4 (27:08):
Let's not even get bored. But like your everything.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
That's why I hate treadmills though getting bored, or even
marathons like it's it's a different muscle to keep your
brain from not going. I'm so over this. I want
to quit like that itself is a is a skill.
I Good for her, all right, I want to think
she got any endorsement deals. Just train on that and
it's over now, Like does she keep training? How what else?

Speaker 5 (27:31):
Well, speaking of the body, but cleavage is the latest
celeb trend and you're seeing that on the red carpet
and I'm like, why is this a thing? Please don't
make it a thing. And I hope young people don't follow,
like Katy Perry.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Doing this for years. Oh forday the celebrities act like
the theay we're doing buck cleavage? Oh yeah, think there's
from Lakeside. Used to come over a mountain pine. There's
some plumbing. Yeah, buck cleavage way before red carpet.

Speaker 5 (27:55):
Yeah, like Noah Sires apparently was sporting it at Paris
Fashion Week and then Kady Perry at the Billboard Women
and Music Awards.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Always stealing from the common man, acting like it's their own.

Speaker 5 (28:05):
Zindet the Dune premiere.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
I'm like, oh, pas, dude, though, like a.

Speaker 5 (28:12):
D that's gonna be a problem.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
I made.

Speaker 5 (28:15):
That's my pile.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
That was Amy's pile of stores. It's time for the
good news.

Speaker 5 (28:21):
Ready.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Mishka is a terrier mixed from San Diego and last July,
Mishika went to work with her owner and somewhere during
the workday, Michigan gets out the door, walks off, never
comes back. The owner's like, oh my gosh, can't find Mishka.
This was last July. They put out thousands of flyers,
put it on Facebook. Nothing update last week somebody found

(28:48):
a stray dog in Michigan and called the police. Said,
there's a stray dog in my front yard. Can you
in Michigan? And also why would you call the police?
First trade dog?

Speaker 4 (28:56):
Yeah, I don't know. That's a tough one. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
But they call the animal control got the dog, found
out that it had a chip. They scanned the chip.
This all connected them back to the owner in San Diego.
And now Mishka is on its way home.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
So either Mishka was stolen or Misia got on a
truck somewhere.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
Yeah, no idea, because no way.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Michia went fully homeward balance she ain't big enough.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
But I mean eight months, that's that's a long that's
enough time to walk all the way to Michigan.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
I would think this dog was surviving, like even homework
bound talking about a lab right, and it's big. I
found friends and right, right, that's a great story. I
bet the family was so happy when they got to call.
I bet they were even like, are we sure send
me a picture? They hold a newspaper up beside and
let IM prove of this this day.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
That's Muska.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
Hey, and I heard I found out that news story
on the AP and News side.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Did you guys get in trouble for not sourcing stuf?

Speaker 2 (29:48):
I don't know, man, I don't know. I was just
sure we need to sources.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Yeah you do. I mean I always say the sources. Yeah,
I'm telling you right now.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
I saw on AP News that's courtesy of the news.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
It's just like you guys are being extra about it.
Did you guys get in trouble? Did you Did somebody
talk to you about it?

Speaker 4 (30:02):
No?

Speaker 1 (30:02):
No, I.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Just started thinking, Man, how would I know news from Hawaii?

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Do they get in We haven't got so yet.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
But I think Eddie was the one who told a
story last week about someone at a kidney transplant.

Speaker 4 (30:14):
That person reached out and he said all the facts
were completely wrong. So I needed to have things cited. Yeah,
let's cite it. So if anything about Miska is wrong.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
I read on AP and News the thing about the
kidney transplant though is Yeah, the facts could have actually
been right.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
Eddie just could have read them wrong, that's what I'm saying.
But we don't know because I didn't. I didn't cite
that one anyway.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
That's what it's all about.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
Good job, that was telling me something good
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