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April 17, 2024 37 mins

Morgan's 'man in uniform' returns home after being away for three weeks and she shares an update on how things are going between them. Plus, someone stole Eddie's package at the studio!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Committingla.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
What's up? Welcome to Wednesday show. More than studio. Let's
go around the room and check in with everybody. He
won't shave his head because his wife doesn't want him
to look like his dad. But once he stops trying
to hang on he shaves it, he'll probably be pretty glad.
It's producer ready, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
All right, all right, now's the time that you come
up and tell me if you did it or not.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
I don't know what it is. He stole my shoes?
What shoes? Somebody sent me a pair of shoes from
Brooks Running? Shoes coming come out? Because I didn't steal
any shoes. I have too many shoes. I'm good.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
You had a box from Brooks?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Who stole my shoes? There we go? Who stole our shoes?
I don't know. I didn't know this.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Abby sent me a text and said, hey, your shoes
are in the kitchen.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
They're in a box they sent. They sent them to you. Great.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
I show up the next day, they're not there. Who
stole my shoes? Hey, Scoop Steve. So we were set
shoes by Brooks Running? Where are they?

Speaker 2 (01:06):
I don't, I don't, I don't do Brooks running. Don't
know what that is. Well, no, they sent us shoes
according to Eddie apparently me too, and they're not here.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yeah, I see this everyone, huh, Yeah for you too.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
I don't know anything about the Brooks shoes or how
they get here. I'm not a part of that, but
I have seen him every once in a while. Amy,
What do you know?

Speaker 4 (01:22):
I don't know anything other than I saw a box
in the kitchen area.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Your name on watchbox.

Speaker 5 (01:27):
What do you know?

Speaker 6 (01:28):
I know that I have a pair of Brooks running
shoes from Brooks that came.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
They have your name on him and my name on
him taking picture, so your name on it. Yeah, because
you a lot of times either steal or don't get stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:39):
Nope, And didn't you know I can.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
I got a pair with my name. No, no, I'm
not asking about it. I don't keep track of anybody's mail.
What about Abby's the one that sent us the message? Abby?
Will you go look see if you can find him
during during this segment?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yeah, I can all look.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
I didn't see him yesterday. Well, just the guys get
shoos or what.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Well, if maybe there's something for you, don't come back
without them. Okay, I'm upset. He isn't a fan of
music despite working in country radio, and he provides the
bonehead story of the day right here for this show.
It's lunch Bob.

Speaker 6 (02:14):
It got me thinking. We talked about me being on
Garth's reality show, how they showed me over and over
and over again. So I was just wondering, how do
I get my royalty checks? Like I know Bobby was
in Bandslam and he gets a check in the mail
of rooms a while for royalties.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
So how does that work? You were not you didn't
have a role you want credited. You were just in
the crowd, so you weren't even an extra. You just
went to an event and were filmed at a public place,
so there are no royalties. And if you're not credited,
you're not even a part of the show. You didn't
even exist. Actually, and I think it was a docuseries,
not a reality show.

Speaker 6 (02:48):
Well wasn't that the same thing?

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Not quite a docuseries a little more integrity, a little
more honesty. A reality show. They can definitely flub on
some of the narratives, but it's reality show. Yeah, that's
the thing about Well they lie about that word right there,
but I don't think you're gonna get any checks if
you weren't credited. Did you check the credit to say
like random guy who appears ten times?

Speaker 6 (03:09):
No, I haven't even checked the credits. I've just been
getting sent screenshot. At the screenshot, check the credit shot,
check the credits, and if it's there, then we go
to court. Because I mean that is twice Garth has
used me in his documentary.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
You O boy would not leave Garth alone. There's a
big difference, like you were on his hip all night.

Speaker 6 (03:24):
Yes, but then also in his Vegas residency, he made
a video, he made a docuseries.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Who's in it? But you're going in the crowd, just
sitting there. I know when they were you in the credits. Nope,
I'm sorry about that. Check the credits. Let me know. Amy,
We're going on twenty years of being friends, and we
can catch you on your Women of Buy Our Country
show on the weekends. Here she has, Amy.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Okay, So I watched my saft stuff over the last seven.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Months, saw the movies. That's right, it feels like it
was six months ago.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
She lost the challenge. I had to watch every Saw
movie one through ten.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
One through ten, and my daughter loves horror movies, and
so she watched most of them with me.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Am I saying that cr well, I would just go
with the put a little or horror or horror. Yeah,
like because if you forget that second or it sounds
like a movie that maybe your daughter shouldn't be watching it,
but I got you horror horror.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
And even she's like kind of over it, especially the
one like in this last batch I had to watch,
they were like chopping off their own body parts for
waight to be And I was thinking like, if we
were all in that situation and it was like whoever
could produce the most body weight because they were gonna
weigh whatever body part on the scale.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
I'd be like, would we be capable of doing that?
I'd be like, kill me.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Now, I could cut off something? What would you anything? Everything?
You would cut it off yourself? Yeah? I could do
it to live. You guys don't even know things I've
done just to hang, not even to live, right, I
tell you? Well, So what so you watched all ten
Saw movies, your thoughts, your review?

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Are they gonna make more? Because this should just be done.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Mike movie, Mike got this one coming out next year
Saw Levin. There do you go watching Amy?

Speaker 4 (05:00):
I mean, I might just kind of keep it going.
But I guess if you're into that sort of thing,
I could see it. But like I said, even my
daughter is, and she was sort of getting over it.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
I would think they're watching them in a set to much.
It's not really meant how sal was supposed to be consumed.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Yeah, I'm supposed to be consumed over like decades.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Well, like you know, every year you'll watch another one
or something. Yeah, but thank you for finishing up on
your bed. Amy's watched all ten Saw movies all right, right,
going from Mountain Pine, Arkansas. He's rocking the old school
MTV shirt today. I love it. Nineties kids all the way,
Bobby Boone. So I have an old Bronco, old seventies Bronco.
It's pretty cool. I was ready, the weather's got pretty good,

(05:40):
got in it for the first time, ready to pop.
And the only music that plays in it is from seventies.
Uh turn the key? What what's that? That was it? It
did nothing nothing.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
I don't know anything about her. Oh my goodness. So
I turned it again even less than the first one.
First one was like this second was like this. So
it's it's basically a pair of weight right now. No
idea how to fix it. I have to get somebody
to come get it or to work on it. Is
it the first time you turn it on like this year?

Speaker 7 (06:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Okay, I mean the battery could started up like yeah, man, No,
you can't start it up. I tried to start it up.

Speaker 7 (06:14):
No.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
I meant like, is there when the last time you've
taken it in? Are they like?

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Hey, even if you're not going to drive it because
it's cold out, just go ahead and give it a start.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Every couple of weeks.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
They should have told you that. No one's ever told
me that. But it doesn't work right now. So that
was my first time firing up the Bronco. But I'll
let you guys know. We'll go on a group ride.
Oh that'd be fine.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
Man.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Can you imagine there are no shoulder seat belts, It's
only waist belts.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
I'm picturing y'all like Zoolander getting gas at the gas
station in your Bronco.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
That's because you it turns you on to think about us. Interesting, Yeah,
because she spray. She's spraying all of us with water
in the hand. That's what you want to do. I'm
picturing it horror movies. You want to get us wet amy,
I don't understand how Oh.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
This is right before y'all get murdered.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
We're done. Okay, let's open up the mail bag.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
You send the mail and.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
We read it all the air to get something we
call Bobby's mail bag.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Yeah, hello, Bobby. My fifteen year old daughter has a
pet rat, and now she claims it's her emotional support animal.
Though she's done some rather ballsy things, this is the
one that takes the cake. She discovers she can pretty
much take it wherever she wants, and then raises stink
about it because it's her support animal, so dope. She
seems to be getting addicted to the attention she's getting,

(07:31):
and I can assure you there's no emotional need for
this rat to be a part of her life, unless,
of course, you count attention addiction any thoughts and had
to break this disturbing trend short of feeding the rat
to the neighbor's cat. Signed grandpa of the rat, So
it's the dad here. It's that's hilarious maybe, but if
she's like treating the rat good. No, it's the problem.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
I am mouse too, by the way. Now, rat's how
you describe it when you don't like it. Oh, is
it the same animal, just one's bigger and dirtier.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
I would think that's not a big, dirty rat that
she has. It's probably a big mouse. It's hard to
get a rat as a pet.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
So could it potentially be a cute hamster?

Speaker 2 (08:08):
I think this is a phase. Yeah, think she'll go
through the phase, be out of it. It's hilarious. She
has a support animal that's a hamster.

Speaker 7 (08:17):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
I bet the attention is awesome, though. Was that a rat?
Can I touch your rat? And you know why? She's
learning responsibility. She got to keep the rat alive.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Yea.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
And they don't live that long anyway. It's not like
it's going to live three years. I would say, let
her have the emotional support animal. It will the sun
will go down on this one way or the other.
She will move on to something else. She is a teenager.
It's pretty funny. And you also have to let and go.
That's pretty funny.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Had a ferret in high school take her around? Yeah,
she'd be on my shoulder, she'd say, Yeah, she was awesome.
How long she live?

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Age? Nine years? Wow? Did you keep her all nine years? Yeah?
And then she got pancreatic cancer. But nine years is
probably long time for a Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
We had a chihuahua and a ferret at the same
time and they lived around the same time.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Both of them did were they like married? Like old couple?
One well as the other one goes?

Speaker 4 (09:09):
Well?

Speaker 2 (09:09):
One of them look like Wren And then she looked
like Stimpy, so we named her Stimpy recipe Stimpy, Yeah, Dad,
let her have the pet long as it's not hurting anybody.
All good? All right, that's the mail bag. Close it up.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
We got your gamemail and we laid on your Now
let's find the clothes Bobby fail bag.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Yeah, Eddie. What's the question for the room?

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Question for you guys? How long will you wait for
a table at a restaurant? What's the longest?

Speaker 8 (09:34):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Anymore specifics or details? I mean, would you know?

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Just like if you show up to like a chili,
if you've got to wait in the little waiting area,
how long will you wait?

Speaker 2 (09:43):
No reservation, just show up? Yep, fifteen minutes. So if
they say twenty minutes is your weight? You're like I'm
out unless my wife is like, I think twenty is cool,
but I don't want to wait more than fifteen. I'd
rather go and have food not as good, but get
a quicker. We're big reservation people because we just do

(10:04):
it on the app.

Speaker 7 (10:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yeah, so mostly I wouldn't even try. And also I
ated a weird time four thirty five, five thirty. No,
I really wanted to worry about that for the most part,
and I've really got into the habit of just booking
on the app. It's open table just but I would
say fifteen twenty minutes. I'm not going to wait an hour.
It's like a ride at amusement park. Yeah, forty minutes
to go eleven seconds down at tube. That sounds terrible.

(10:29):
Of fifteen twenty minutes, Amy, kids.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
And I went to dinner last night and we went
up to the counter and she said it'd be thirty
forty five minutes, and I was like, well, okay, So
I put my name down and then we tried for
about five minutes, and my kids were like, we're hungry,
We're hungry, and I was like, so I go, and
I go remove my name and we went somewhere where
we got it fast, So I think I could do it,
But it just depends on how hungry everybody is.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Do you think that they're always a bit conservative or
do you think they're a bit aggressive with their time,
meaning if they say thirty minutes, is it really forty five?
Or if they say thirty is it really twenty? But
they just want to protect people from getting mad.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
These people were this place was covering their races. They
said thirty to forty five minutes.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
They to a big window, big windows.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Sometimes they go up and they say like it's gonna
be an hour, and it's really like twenty minutes that happens.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
I'd rather be that way.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
I'll go to a longer one if it's like Oh,
so we went to UH with Kaitlyn's family and we
go somewhere. We're driving into Tulsa and they were like,
we'll go to this place and we get there like
a thirty five to forty minute. Wait. I'm not afraid
to say my opinion even with them, but I think
they like, I don't know, they like to hang out
with each other and so they were cold, just all

(11:34):
just like hanging out and talking. People do that. So
we waited like forty five minutes, and I'm like, this
is crazy, Like what is happening here? So, yeah, I
would never wait that long lunchbox.

Speaker 6 (11:45):
Uh thirty minutes, because you have to calculate how long
it's going to take to get three kids back in
the car, drive to another place. Take the chance that
they're going to have a wait. So if they say
thirty minutes, we're staying. But if they say thirty minutes, also,
I'm like, do you know who I am? And then
they still say thirty minutes, I'm like, all right, well
I guess I'll wait.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Hey why did this come up?

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Yeah, because we went to eat somewhere and it was
a forty five minute wait, and we're like, ooh, this
is tough. But I took into consideration what Lunchpot's is saying,
like we're gonna have to get the family go somewhere else,
what if they have a wait? So I took the
forty five minutes, but they let us sit in the car.
So it was kind of one of those like we'll
text you when the table's ready, not just how long?

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Noough, what dovean how long did it take? Yeah? Twenty
five minutes?

Speaker 6 (12:26):
See usually there, Yeah, shorter than they say.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yes, it was coming up of yelling. I'm like, I've
better forty minutes. It's just better to be on the
conservative side, dude.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
I went to a place where the guy just said, like,
I'll be honest with you, man, it's gonna be like
maybe an hour two hours.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Like I would go somewhere else hour two hours tomorrow,
he said, I would go somewhere else while you're crazy.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Always perplexed me when I was a hostess, is like
you would tell people, Hey, it's going to be a
twenty minute wait, but then every two minutes in that
twenty minutes, so like has.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Anything come available yet?

Speaker 4 (12:58):
And they come back, hey, are we houses still and
it's like still the same or something.

Speaker 8 (13:02):
I can do?

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Maybe some people left or maybe people because we used
to have a list of the restaurant I worked at. Yeah,
write the names in and they'd be like, well they
didn't show up, so you'd move up the list pretty quick.
I love going up to check that, Yeah, that's all. Hey,
how are we doing? And I'm not really asking, I
just want to look over on the stand and see
where I am.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
I to call their name when it's time.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
No need to get mad at us what happened.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
It took me back.

Speaker 8 (13:24):
It's time for the good news.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
So this nurse Lou in Madisonville, Kentucky, she's working her
shift and a patient comes in.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
It's actually one that's been there before.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
So they were returning in the same old, worn out shoes,
and she remembered it and she's like, gosh, I just
really feel like I should donate my shoes to this person.
Like inside, she was telling herself this, So she do
but then she's like that might be weird, So I'm
not going to do it. That might be weird, and
she's like, Okay, I'm going to go do it. So
she went and she did it, and she donated her
shoes and it was just such a kind gesture. She
even left the hospital. I like those socks with the

(14:01):
rubber bottoms on the soles that you get at the hospital,
and that's how she left and other people saw. So
the story started to spread and then Brooks Footwear they
heard about it and they sent her a brand new
pair of shoes to make up for the ones that
she donated.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
The company that sent the shoes that somebody stole, Yeah,
the shoes that we don't have the same. Yeah, let's
get update. Just a complete coincidence. By the way, is
Abby in the room over their ray answerphones?

Speaker 4 (14:27):
You?

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Hey, Abby? Did you find out a running shoes? Somebody
stole find the running shoes? Somebody's no from Brooks? Okay,
who got shoes? I got shoes? Who took shoes? Mike
and lunchbox? Did we had? Abby? You've got shoes? Right?

Speaker 5 (14:42):
Yeah, so I got them and then Mike d, Eddie
and lunchbox because like I told that I had some.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah, I don't always saw a box from Brooks.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Let me go look and then where's Eddie's.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Then I don't know where Eddie's are.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
So I saw Eddie's shoes.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Yeah, I saw.

Speaker 5 (14:58):
Everybody's in there. Someone we're there, But I don't see
Eddies anymore.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
How would I not have some sin to me?

Speaker 1 (15:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (15:05):
Well, because I'm doing the half marathon. And then Mike
d runs and then they gave me when I did my.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Walk, I used to run.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
Yeah, I'm gonna go look right where I saw it.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Okay, we're gonna look for these shoes. Thank you. Because
somebody stole shoes. Somebody, there's some we have a nurse
donating shoes, and then we got somebody stealing shoes.

Speaker 6 (15:23):
You just blood tell me that's okay.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
You got going Oh no, no, she literally gonna look
for the shoes. All right, thank you. That's what it's
all about.

Speaker 8 (15:34):
That was telling me something good.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
I'll give you three famous actors. You tell me the
nineties movie they were in together. One movie for example,
say it if you know it. DiCaprio, Kate Winslet, Billy
Zaye t correct with Billy Zayne. He's a bad guy.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Oh okay, thick eyebrows.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Here we go. Write your answer now, then five of these.
Question Number one Julia Roberts, Jason, Alexander, Richard Gear. What
nineties movie were these three actors all in together? Julia Roberts, Jason, Alexander,

(16:17):
Richard Gear. I'm in Amy pretty Woman, Eddie, pretty Woman, Lunchbox,
pretty Woman. Correct. Number two Sally Field, Gary Sonise, Tom Hanks,
Sally Field, Gary Sonise, Tom Hanks and Amy for Stump

(16:45):
Lunchbox Forest Gump, Eddie Forrest Gump, Good job. Number three
Robin Williams, Ben A Flack, Matt Damon say it like
the duck, Ben Affleck, you do say it like the

(17:06):
Robin Williams, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon Amy good good
will hunting, good will hunting. Correct, Okay, those words good hard.
Number four woop Be Goldberg to me more, Patrick Swayze,
m woop be Goldberg to me more, Patrick Swayze for

(17:34):
the Wind and Eddie Ghost, lunchbox Ghost Amy. Number five
Renee Zeliger, Coopa Gooding Jr. Tom Cruise, Rense, Coupa Gooding Jr.

(17:54):
Tom Cruise, Man the Wind, lush Box, Jerry maguire, Amy,
Jerry McGuire, Eddie Jerry McGuire correct. Three way time, Yeah,
all right, keep going, you miss it? You're ount Number
six John Travolta, Bruce Willis, Samuel L. Jackson. Well shoot,

(18:20):
John Travolta, Bruce Willis, Samuel L. Jackson. I am in
in for the win.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
John Travolta and Bruce Willis and Samuel L.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Jackson heard of them?

Speaker 4 (18:34):
Yeah, Samuel L. Jackson's onish. Maybe I can think of
you in Oh he's in saw hm hmmm.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Really not five seconds, Amy, you need an answer, Okay.
Sixth sense that's tough. Huh. That's a tough one for
your list. That's also incorrect.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
I didn't think she meant to say pulp fiction, box
fiction correct to remain never gotten.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Maybe you have been a lemonade. I'm sorry.

Speaker 7 (19:12):
Maybe sorry about that next time, Okay, John Cusack, John Malcovich,
what Nicholas Cage. Oh, John Cusack, John Malcovich, Nicholas Cage.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
Holy, I'm just gonna play by myself over here.

Speaker 9 (19:38):
Hold on, same that nineties movie, Sehn Malcovich, Sean say
the names again, John Cusack.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
John Malcovich, John Cusack, Nicholas Cage.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
WHOA, that's tough, dude, did you get it?

Speaker 2 (19:56):
I'm in Oh man, that's tough. Didn't an answer? Yeah, Box,
I put being John Malkovich. That is a movie that
John Malkovich is in.

Speaker 6 (20:12):
Because I don't know who he is, but I'm like,
was he inn? He could have been in conn Air though,
and I should have just guessed Connor. That'd have been
the smart thing.

Speaker 10 (20:18):
To dosh my gosh, I think I got it. What
do you have American Treasure? I know it's conn Air.
I'm such an I know you're thinking of treasure. You
gonna get the a movie, right.

Speaker 6 (20:29):
John c Saxon conn Air?

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Yeah, that's.

Speaker 9 (20:35):
Said.

Speaker 6 (20:35):
I'm so dumb.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Dang it, I'm so dumb, all right, next one? No, No,
you don't know the thing where you get it when
you're already out. You know, you get so annoyed when
they do that, when they're knocked out already and they're like,
oh God, and you didn't, Are you sure? Yellow card?

Speaker 1 (20:50):
I was?

Speaker 3 (20:51):
I was so wrong on American Treasure. I'm trying to
be so it was wrong, all right? Speed around so
you can buzz in your name at any time. That's tough,
so yell your name. I'll give one, then two, than three.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Oh my goodness, here we go. Kirsten Dunns, Bonnie Hunt,
Robin Williams, Eddie Eddie, Jumanji correct winner. Yeah, let's do

(21:23):
a couple of romantic updates. Let's go to Morgan first.
Morgan has been seeing a guy called the Man in Uniform.
He's been gone for a bit. Yeah, and we think
possibly because he's been gone, there's been time for you
to really build up, maybe get a little too over
excited about it. Amy thinks the guy could be living
a double life.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
We've had the potential, but maybe not.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Maybe not sure, maybe not. So you've been pretty excited
about it, which is not normal for you.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
No, not at all.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
So he's back.

Speaker 11 (21:53):
Yeah, he has returned, and we've hung out a few
times since he's returned, and it's still going really great.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Like he's a really good person.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
I can't she's smiling so hard that she's hard for
her to talk. Wow, that's good.

Speaker 11 (22:10):
Yeah, I mean he when I first saw him, he
showed up with some flowers.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
To my house.

Speaker 11 (22:15):
You saw him this time, Yeah, for the first time
since he had been gone and you weren't able to talk.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
He showed up with.

Speaker 11 (22:21):
Sunflowers at my house and we ate dinner together.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Do you like sunflowers? Especially my favorite flower? Got it? Yes?

Speaker 1 (22:28):
And she's from Kansas. Isn't that the sunflowers?

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Yeah, that's probably why her favorite flower. This is good.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
He pays attention.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
He does because he has to, because he lived a
double life. How does he do that.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
This has nothing to do with that.

Speaker 4 (22:42):
This is me.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
You're the one who threw that out there. So now
you're just like.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
No, no, I'm just like wow, he pays that's he's good.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Okay, So you he brings you some flowers, you have dinner.
That's the first time and you guys have seen each
other a few times, yes, okay, and what anything else
you want to share?

Speaker 11 (22:59):
I just said it's going really good. There's still no
red flags. I'm about to meet some people that are
important to him, so it's moving along.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Are you guys off the apps and the with the
option to date other people? Have you had that conversation
to your.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Conversation hasn't happened quite yet.

Speaker 11 (23:17):
It's kind of like things have been dropped and said,
but nothing official yet.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
If he were to be on if you were swiping
and somebody said, hey, is this your guy and you
were to see him on the app, still, what would
your thoughts be?

Speaker 1 (23:30):
I'd be bummed. But at this point I still can't
be mapped because we're not exclusive yet.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Do you feel differently about him at this stage than
you have your last couple of serious relationships.

Speaker 10 (23:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (23:40):
I don't think I've ever felt this feeling. And it's
not it's not like you know, oh my gosh, I'm
in love or whatever. It's I feel very secure. I
feel very confident in where it's going, and he's very consistent,
so I don't have any questions. There's no lingering, like
what's happening?

Speaker 1 (23:57):
What is going on?

Speaker 11 (23:58):
I just feel and that's an new feeling for me.
I'm not used to people giving me that kind of security.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Five second instant reaction, Eddie, I'm so happy for her.
This is so great. I love it. Five second instant reaction.
Lunchbox love bombing and it's fine. It's it's working like
a charm. Coming back to that in a second, Ammy,
five second instant reaction.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
I'm happy for Morgan. If she's happy, you have a
look in your eye.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
But no, I'm.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Happy for Morgan.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
It is consistent with like I guess she wants consistency,
which he has been that. But how many times has she?
How long has she known him? And how long has he?
Oh yeah, how long? Sorry, I get used to just
looking at Bobby, But how long have y'all? Actually this
has been going on, like just a recap because some

(24:47):
people might be just diving into this.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
A little over a month and a half. A month
and a half, that's all.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
How much of that has he been out of town
those three weeks?

Speaker 2 (24:56):
So he's been here for two, gone for three, been here.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
For three, that'd been three and three a month and
a half.

Speaker 11 (25:02):
Yeah, like three, Yeah, we're going we're a little bit
over a month and a half, so we're getting closer.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
You're a month and a half, but three of those
weeks he's gone with no communication.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Right, Amy, Stop looking at me like you want me
to say double life. I'm not saying double life.

Speaker 11 (25:17):
I'm not jumping into anything. This is just how it's
very slow progression, Like we're not moving quickly at all.

Speaker 6 (25:23):
You're about to meet people that are very important to
his parents.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
No, I'm not meeting his parents like friends.

Speaker 11 (25:29):
Yes, like this is a normal progressions check.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
I agree. Amy just really wants someone else other than
her to think double lives and leading us.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
Wait, nobody, why No, nobody has to join me? And
I don't even think I'm all the ways sold on
a double life.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
I didn't think you said you were, though. The life
is kind of weird.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
One hundred percent.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Maybe double life. Lunch Box thinks maybe love bombing.

Speaker 6 (25:54):
One hundred percent love bombing. This is what love bombers do.
You're they're in your life for real quick, and they
shower you with gifts every time they see you. They
have something for you that you like or you love.
They know like they give you a purse, they give
you flowers, They send you a package.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
He's not giving me like big gifts. These are thoughtful, intentional. Yes,
it does.

Speaker 11 (26:13):
When it's love bombing, they're like, I want to marry you,
We're getting married.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Here is every piece of meat, and then they disappear.

Speaker 6 (26:21):
Three weeks and you said you have never felt this
way about someone.

Speaker 11 (26:26):
It's a new feeling for me. It doesn't mean like
there's love bombing. The security is something I haven't felt
because I haven't met a lot of guys with that
kind of intention.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Also, is it just a sign of how crappy dudes
are now that when someone brings flowers it's such a
big deal and so ordinary. They're like, something must be up.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Yeah, it's sad that she's used to like, oh, I
gotta look for a red flag. I gotta what's wrong,
Like it's something weird about this, Like that's sad, like.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Sad, but that's general dating. It's just the first time
where she feels like so secure about it. This is awesome.
This could be the one. Oh boy, here you're getting
there because it's still early. But I'm also not on
their team.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
I am. I don't know that I'm on lunchboxes, So
I hate a.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Guy hanging out. You know, I'm rooting for my friend.
It feels a little intense, but I like it.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
I'm just saying I'm probably a little more protective in
that I think that it's not as long as it
seems that has been.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
And we need to make sure, you know, it does
seem like three or four months where we.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
Proceed with caution because and maybe because he does have
to leave for work, like he does go hard in
these extra areas to make sure that like maybe it's
not love bombing, that maybe it is that I want
her to know that I care and it sucks that
I have to be gone, so I better, like go hard.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
I'm rooting for you.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
I'm excited for you, and I think that you're you're
still being aware you have your heads on a swibble.
You can you can keep your head on a swibble
and look around and see what's up while still enjoying
when something's going good.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Yeah, that's very much what's happening.

Speaker 11 (27:55):
And I'm still aware that the other shoe could drop
at any point in time. So it's more I'm just
trying to also be in the moment and know that
this is just could potentially.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Be a good guy. Are you weirded out? And because
I don't know the scenario and I don't even know
what to dude looks like, are you have you learned
anything about his past relationships that kind of weird you out? No?

Speaker 1 (28:14):
I mean he talks very kindly of all of them,
so no, me, like's there that would be It's like
if you're crying. No, yeah, but you're not a psycho. Okay,
but I can't talk like I wish I could be like, oh,
they were great, just but that's not the case.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
But if I'm trying to make someone seem like you're
an awesome guy, then you talk awesome about your guys.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Guys, aren't that smart?

Speaker 2 (28:40):
I'm I would say that if I were and a
guy was talking about how psycho his ex'es are, that's
not a good move. That's not a good.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
Thing, right, And they do that more often than you think.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Yeah, I would think they do all the time.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Yeah, like they were like, oh she was crazy.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Yes, in reality, No, dude, you've had four crazy girlfriends
in a row. Let's find a common denominator here, laser right,
So okay, Morgan, we're rooting for you. Thank you, you
are keep us up and oh I love it.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
And when do we get to meet him, like when
we're not pushing that Morgan make the move to what
bring around spect I don't think we're her first string
special people.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
I think she knows better and we will not. It'll
not be healthy if we get all day. You know
what I mean.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
And I'm rooting for you too.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
You know that, yes, you know that even off like
this is just what if I feel it and think it, say.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
It if your instincts saying he's living a double life,
and say it.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
I don't know that it's a double double life, but I'm.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Just a double single. He sneaks off and I'm.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
Just inn' like Morgan, let's just make sure to make
sure you can't rush these things.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
And she's not boom.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Well, I don't know that she's rushing anything. I think
it's happened right kind of fast that she's feeling. But
that's okay.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
I'm okay with what Morgan is doing. I'm just a
little weary of him.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
But you don't know him.

Speaker 8 (29:54):
Correct Amy's pile of stories.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
So the scam where you get a phone call and
you pick it up and they say, can you hear
me right away.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
It's back. It's making the rounds.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
So they going, can you hear me?

Speaker 4 (30:08):
And the goal is to get you to say yes,
and then they record you saying yes, and then they
use that yes for authorization elsewhere.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
With your voice.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
We're screwed. We say yes all the time on this show.
We're going to fall for that. I mean yes, but yeah,
I mean us, we're like yes, no, yeah, here's my
social here's yes, yes, you know we do we do
all that. But yeah, so so what do you do?

Speaker 4 (30:27):
I would think it says here, when you pick up
the phone, if you hear can you hear me?

Speaker 1 (30:33):
As the first thing, hang up immediately.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
But I guess if it comes from a number you
don't recognize, we're all gonna say yes. I really wouldn't
answer the phone from a number I don't recognize. I
rarely do, right, unless I'm expecting go yeah, I mean
ninety are wrong. I tell you a story real quick,
yeah I will. I will keep some names out of it.

(30:58):
So we're telling the old house that we used to
live in, and so we've moved. But there's a gate
and the front gate has a button you gotta push,
and so someone pushed the button. It still comes to
our phone, and the guy's like, hey, I'm just gonna
say Sabrino because that's not who it is, but it's

(31:20):
a country star, but I'm gonna use Sabrina. They call
and they go, hey, Sabrina invited me. Can you let
me in?

Speaker 5 (31:27):
Now?

Speaker 2 (31:27):
I realized that quote unquote Sabrina would never have invited
this dude, weird dude in a van like yelling at
the camera, and I'm like, I'm also kind of cognizant
of I don't want him to know Sabrina does or
doesn't live there. He can think she lives there for
all I care because nobody's there. I don't want him
to go, oh, Sabrina doesn't live here. Let me go

(31:48):
try another house. Remember Sabrina as a country artist. And
so I go, hey, Sabrina didn't invite you. You weren't invited,
and he's like, I was invited, so will you please
let me in? I said no, I don't open the gate.
I record the screen, push the button, recorded on my phone.

(32:08):
I then text Sabrina and I say, there is a
first I don't say weirdo in case it was like
Sabrina's brother or something smart. First, I say, hey, are
you expecting anybody at your house? And Sabrina says no.
I said, do you recognize this process in the video?
She goes no. I said, here's what happened. And Sabrina
was like, thank you for letting me know, because obviously
there are weirdos and this one was looking for her

(32:31):
and they were in a vand they were in a van.
Well and no, hey, you can do a lot more,
DA guess I mean, and Sabrino, what I think too
is Sabrina wasn't at home by themselves. And because Sabrina
was like, hey, what would you do in this situation,
I was like, well, make sure everything's locked up. I'm

(32:51):
sure you get you know, gateslock, I said, And I
just lit a little bit down the road from Sabrina,
and I was like, and if you like need a shotgun,
I got one. I can bring it over to you.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
And so you bring it over to her.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
But does she We don't know for sure, sop spring
as a girl.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Oh, we don't know.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
There could be other one. So but I would take
it just so they would feel comfortable. But they didn't
need it, and all good, that's crazy. But they called
me on the gate at it and I didn't even
say yes, nothing, So you.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
Think they were just shooting their shot with like you
know a house with a gate on that street and
they're like, I'm just going to go try to see.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
These tours drive around, these celebrity tours, and they tell
people where people live, and it makes it really unsafe
for people that live where these people are pointing out
and general vicinity they just pulled probably pulled into the
wrong place, but it was I I say, that's what
it is. Because people would drive down the side road

(33:47):
to once they would like, guess who lives here? So
it's unsafe. Yeah, uh go Sabrina Hope, hope, Sabrina safe. Yeah.
Weird story, right. What else?

Speaker 4 (33:56):
In a new poll, the average American says they rely
on Google more than their former education, and the average
person Google's five basic questions every day.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Well, I don't think we know. We rely on our
education because it's naturally inside of us. We don't ever
have to go, let me get into my natural education brain. Ah,
that's the answer. No, anything we've been educated on be
it through high school or college or like street like
me it's just in there Google. You have to actually
make an effort to go and search for it. So

(34:25):
I would say, we do probably go search for but
we know things now because of our education.

Speaker 9 (34:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
Then I second guess myself, and then I go to
Google thinking I need to confirm this because I'm not right.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
You need a better education.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
I'm I'm thinking about going back to school.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
I happy school could be anything. I know, it could
be the streets, like I said, thrown from Okay, thank you,
all right, that's it.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
No, jelly Roll is being sued for copyright infringement by
a wedding band called jelly Roll.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
One word though, they're jelly roll. Oh really yeah, jelly
as I'll call him for the sake of a lawsuit
and I will testify. I just know miss jelly that's
his first name. You mean, mister roll, either one pins
formal or not. Yeah. Also, jelly roll is not really
it's it's such a vague and generic thing. Isn't it
a pastry? We should all just be called jelly roll

(35:10):
for the sake of justice. For jelly rolls. What I say?

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Will they say it's causing confusion in the market.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Place, It's not. They're not getting high for any less
weddings because their name is a single jelly roll probably
more well, they.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
Have some notoriety because they were hired by the Bush
twins for something and then Laura but they came to
the White House and Laura Bush used it for their
high school, her high school reunion or something.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Let's compare that with a bunch of awards, you know,
I know, stop stop jelly Roll the band, chill out, Okay,
jelly Roll, mister Roll the artist. Totally different things that it.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
There's room for everybody. I'm Amy. That's my pile.

Speaker 8 (35:44):
That was Amy's pile of stores. It's time for the
good news.

Speaker 6 (35:49):
Brandt is from Fremont, Nebraska, and he stopped into the
supermarket to get some lunch. He wanted to order a salad,
and as he's waiting for his salad to be made,
he looks over. He says, Oh, I don't buy the
lottery tickets very often. Let me give me a couple
of make a Million's tickets.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Let's see here.

Speaker 6 (36:08):
All right, goes home that night after eating his salad.
Salad was delicious. By the way, it's like a recreational player,
like not somebody who yeah, got a hardcore like just
kind of you know salad a you know, might as
well get some tickets. He's looking at his tickets later
that night, and he won a million dollars. Wow, he's
a single dad.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
That's awesome. Man. What's the good thing about this?

Speaker 6 (36:32):
I mean he won a million bucks. Yeah, and he
had a salad, so he's eating healthy.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
Good good. We like it. Yeah, I'm happy for him.
You feel like you went.

Speaker 6 (36:41):
To Baker's Supermarket, I mean Baker's congrats. There's a little
negativity in your tone.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
We don't like that.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
No.

Speaker 6 (36:48):
He returned to the store a week later, uh, and
told them, don't pass out when I tell you this.
But I want a million dollars here.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
You being able to do that though, dude, if that's
what we need to write this aflection, go ahead.

Speaker 6 (37:02):
I would run into that store and jump up and
down and hug whoever I mean sold me that ticket.
One day, the.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Store gets a cut, right, they get some money?

Speaker 6 (37:11):
Would they get like, yeah, they.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Get a snag or no? No, like a flat feed
of like fifty thousand or something.

Speaker 6 (37:16):
Yes, depending on how big the prize is. There's like
set things that the store gets, but it doesn't come
out of your lottery winnings.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
What a positive day, What a positive story?

Speaker 6 (37:24):
I mean, how amazing would it be able to go
back to tell someone that, hey, dude, because of you,
I want a million dollars?

Speaker 2 (37:29):
How good do you feel? Is that?

Speaker 6 (37:31):
I would feel pretty good because you feel is.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
You gonna tell his story?

Speaker 6 (37:35):
It's not as good as winning myself?

Speaker 2 (37:36):
Okay? There?

Speaker 6 (37:37):
Would you agree?

Speaker 2 (37:38):
It's rather him win than you, he says, single dad,
the story said single dad. Okay, his money's tight. He
could be a single dad. He's not, though I could.

Speaker 6 (37:51):
How much am I gonna win?

Speaker 2 (37:52):
All right? That's what it's all about.

Speaker 8 (37:54):
That was telling me something good.
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