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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The committing.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hey, welcome to Wednesday show more studio. Remember it's Wednesday, Okay, Wednesday.
It feels like Tuesday. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, And he's like, okay,
I remembering Wednesday. It's Wednesday. I hope everybody's good. Uh,
they get to know you. Questioned in the morning, is
is there one career that you can never do? One career,
(00:31):
one job, one that you think you could never do.
What's number one in the level? You already have one, Eddie?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah, accountant, because I have disc calcula and that's like
the dyslexic of math and numbers and stuff.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
So I did. I would like, give me like two
years for me to figure out your taxes. What's four
times nine? Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I can do the nines thirty six. He did his fingers.
He does that thing where he puts one.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Yeah, you put ten fingers up right. Yeah, and then
this is only how you do nines. Now give me another, Like,
give me a nine times four, nine times four. So
you take your fourth finger one, two, three, four, put
the fourth finger down. There's three on the left, six
on the right, So that's thirty six. Give me another
one eight times six. No, no, no, that's not that's not
nine eight times six thirty six, say sixty four.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I'm terrible. You do your kids suffer from trouble with numbers?
One of them really? Yeah, one of them does, the
other one does. Not about your dad or your mom.
My dad's really good at math, my mom. I don't know.
I wonder if it how it was passed down? No idea, man, lunchbox.
What is the one job or a career that you
cannot do?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Easy? The mortar funeral home. I don't know if they're
the same, Like they work in the same realm, but.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I could same area, but not exactly the same. The
dead thing. I can't do it, no way, too sad.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I'd rather be.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Homeless rather be homeless, let's take that jump. But like,
there's no way I could just deal with dead people
all day long.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
That's the option. I mean, not terrible. Would that be?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
That would just be depressing to me? Talking fine either, Yeah,
I get that. What about like crime scene like that?
Like autopsy people you do that? I don't know, watchbox,
you said you.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
That'd be tough to take out every body part.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
And see it.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Probably at some point just become science in another day.
But for me it would be tough too. But it's
not my the one I couldn't do because I think.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I could do that. I would just have to be
desensitized over time.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Amy, Yeah, judge, I can't be a judge. Yeah, because
whoever speaks last, I'd be like, Oh.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
That's a really good point, and then the next person
speaks up would be like, well, that's an amazing point too.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
I mean, hopefully I'd be able to like find justice
for the people, but I just feel.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Like coin flip justice. What does the judge decide sometimes
really depends on what kind of case it is.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Okay, find your judge.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
Anybody that has to make decisions like that.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Mine would be the military because I would run away.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Oh man, Like I'm thankful to have people to do
that and fight and go and risk their lives because
it'd be like all right, time to go.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
A soldier pusher because I'd have to do the first part.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Or a writer journalist, yeah, still, you gotta bear.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I just I don't have that kind of courage, so
I can.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I was watching a clip on TikTok of Vietnam when
they were announcing the birthdays on live television. It was
your elevision special and if your birthday comes up, they
pulled a ping on ball, you're the first one to
go on the draft, like you're watching to see if
you get drafted.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
There was an episode of gosh, what was that show
that they're all like step the family. They were all
like a step brothers and wonder yours No I was
on NBC was really big. But anyway, there was an
episode about the draft and it started with like the
nursery and everyone born on that.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Day, this is us, this is us.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
And it opened up with the nursery and all the
babies born in that day, and those were the babies
that were going to go to war.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
It's pretty crazy. That's intense. I can work with dead
bodies all day. I don't want to have to go
and be brave, because hey, look at me.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Not brave. Not a lot here, not at all.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Glad you guys are here. Thank you for being a
part of the show. Thanks for listening. You could be
listening to one hundred things, but you're here with us,
so we appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Alright, let's open up the mail bag. Are you sending
gay mail?
Speaker 7 (04:08):
And we read it all the air to tick something
we call Bobby's mail bag.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Yeah, hello, Bobby Bones. I'm a guy in my young forties.
I love rock music. I have the posters to prove it.
I've been talking and with an amazing woman for the
past couple of years. I've been even having conversations about
moving in together. But there's now a catch. Without saying
it directly, she made it clear that she wants to
live in an adult environment, which means taking down my
(04:34):
kiss and ACDC and Van Halen posters. I've collected these
for decades. I've even had some of them framed. I
love my girlfriend, but is it right for a guy
to remove part of himself from the walls of his
own place? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Is there a compromiser as a time for the rock
posters to go? Signed? The classic rocker?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Now, I've dealt with this, I mean semi recently, and
that it wasn't rock posters, but I single forever until
I was thirty nine. You know, I never had anybody
live with me, did my own thing. It was never
rock posters, but it was definitely like it's like a clinic.
His walls were clean. There really wasn't a whole lot
going on, for sure. A dude lived there, and my
(05:17):
wife came in was like, hey, why don't we uh, like,
I don't know, put some texture, put some love, some
warmth into the room. And I was like, no way
is how I like to live. Well, a smash cut.
There's texture and warmth and love in the room now, yeah,
and you know, I don't even care that much. What
I would suggest is take these off the wall. If
you need to dedicate a little room to them for yourself,
like a bedroom or like a man cave or whatever,
(05:37):
that is cool. If not, put them away for a
little bit until you get to the place where if
you guys buy a new house, build a new house,
dedicate something for that. But yeah, no, no, you're gonna
lose this one because the posters have to go now.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
And for one, I would assumed, like when you first
said he had these posters, that they're all framed because
he's in his young forties, so that means he's legit
just has posters.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
On the wall.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
That means he's mature and likes decor and takes care
of frame.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
That's I would say a compromise. We keep the framed.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
Ones like frame in jerseys, and maybe the ones that
are just posters stuck to the wall with tape or
whatever like.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Either have those framed and have your own little man room,
or let those ones go.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Roll them up, and if you need to put them
away for a second, that's okay.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
But you should lose this one. It's time to move
on a little bit.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
But you keep some of them, and then when you
have your own dedicated space, put them up.
Speaker 6 (06:26):
And then when y'all are married and you get obsessed
with things like memorabilia and helmets, you need to stop.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
But because you're talking, you're talking to me, not this season,
I know.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
But you acted like your home is all sterile and
now it's full of hope futball helmets.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
It's not. It is not everywhere you look.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
It is not meant.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Trying to sit on the counters a helmet. You get
to wear it when you sit on the couch. No,
only at the studio. All my helmets are at the studio.
And then not only that, there's one room upstairs or
it's like my gambling room or i'm sorry, my content room,
or I have multiple TVs and there's so a bunch
of Arkansas stuff up there. But that's kind of like
(07:04):
it's not a man cave. It's like a little man room.
But I have a dedicated.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Spot for that.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
It was just clarifying for it.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Need to clarify. I'm all good. I've grown up, Caryl.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I'm sterile. No, I'm not Cyril, not like I don't.
I don't think I'm Sarah.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
All right. Uh, you gotta move on, man, Maybe not fully,
but you gotta move on. That's every guy goes through
this man, every guy. But you're like me.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
He's like forties. Sure, time to change is hard to change.
I want you get older. That's my wife.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
We got your game mail and we ran in on
your air. Now let's find the clothes.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Bobby failed. Yeam, Eddy claims we need to declare a
state of emergency. I'm not going to play any sounder.
Last time we did that, we got five a million dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yeah yeah, now it will be like official. But that's
a big deal. Okay, what's the state of emergency? Guys?
Speaker 3 (07:49):
I went to five different grocery stores looking for Bell peppers.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
They're out. Oh that's it. I thought it was gonna
be something.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Oh no, no, no, it is a big deal. What's
going on? Like, why are we not producing bell peppers.
And everyone I asked, they said, yeah, I don't know.
That's a good question. We just haven't gotten any of
this week.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I thought it was gonna be the cicadas. They're just
killing us. That's weird too. Are they eating the bell peppers?
Why do you mean? Bell peppers? So many bell peppers?
Speaker 7 (08:11):
So he is.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
I got people coming over this weekend and I'm making
fahitas and I can't do that without bell peppers.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I hate bell peppers. No, no, but you understand that that's
a fata. Who's coming over yet?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Friends, other dads, other parents. I wasn't imagined. Can I
got tons of bell peppers? I bottom all just so
i'd be invited, And.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
I'm just googled. I don't see his shortage.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I guess I'm hostaging all the bell peppers.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
I went to five different grocery stores and I'm like,
I don't understand. Like usually I get strawberries, they're out
of season, blah blah, bell peppers?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
How are they out of season? What are you about
to say? Say?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Can you imagine you showing up to my house with
a bunch of other parents.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I've been to your house. I've been a ton kid around.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Okay, what do no, No, there's a thing going on.
You know, I'm not coming. I just want to be invited.
I don't want to come. It's terrible. I did in
no way do I want to come to that. You've
said this so many times. I'm like, so we just
invite you and assume you're not coming.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Just invite me and then I'll say no because it
sounds terrible, But then I'll still feel like I was invited.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Okay, it's awful. I got to start doing that. Yeah,
because you say that hundreds of times that I.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Never invite you.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
But what if it's a thing that like, you're.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Not But is there a chance you'll come? No? No, no,
not for something like that. No chance. Okay, so what
are you doing this weekend? I'm pretty sure you wap
us up? Hey man, you want to come over to
the house for them? For you? Is me a bunch
of other parents there and their kids? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Lots of kids? I don't know, Yeah, lots of kids.
Oh man, I appreciate the invite, but I'm a past
Are you sure? Yeah, I'm good. I just I just
looked at my calendar. I have some calendaring to do.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Hey, if you changed your mind, you know that's all
I need, right I started doing that all I need
right There no shortage.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
Not that I can tell Google to the grocery store.
Speaker 7 (09:51):
Though.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Are you guys getting crushed by cicadas at your house yet?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Did you know what I saw on the side of
the road, like on the gutter, Just a bunch of
dead cicad They look like leaves.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
So this happens frequently. But there was the big one
that's supposed to happen two years ago that didn't. I
guess we're two years late on those things that are
every like fifteen years.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
That was raised state of emergency that two years ago
they were going.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
To be like we were be able to drive down
the road, weren't gonna able to see because they're gonna
be so many.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Well, it's still not that bad that it's driving down
the road, but they are everywhere.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
And they're so loud.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
It's so loud all the time.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Around three pm, they get really long.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Every state doesn't have this, though, I've learned. It's not
all over America this is happening. It's like certain pockets
of the country.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
And do you know where they come from the ground
like they've been in there this whole time.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
That's what I read in a headline.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I didn't continue reading the story because I'm ciccaded out.
But they're everywhere, and apparently there are a couple different versions,
some that come out every year a little bit, and
then some that come out every ten years or thirteen
or seventeen or whatever.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
The number is.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
This is that time of year.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Does anybody know the truth about it? Morgan? Are you
cicada educated? No?
Speaker 5 (10:53):
But they have taken over my house.
Speaker 6 (10:55):
They literally live in one of my trees, and if
you shake it, it's like a beehive comes out.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
It's all scaded. Don't shake it in a tree. I
thought they came from the ground. See, well, they're hanging
in the trees now.
Speaker 7 (11:05):
They make so right now they're mating. That's why they're
so loud. They're mating, and then they go down. They
put their larva in the ground and it stays there
for seventeen years, but sometimes overlap. I think there's like
a thirteen and a seventeen that will overlap, and I
think that's what's happening right now.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
So we're hearing them get it on that's what they're
doing the ground. They're all dead from doing it last time.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
When they really do, you see.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Them crawling out of the shells sometimes like I don't
begetting tests. Second, that is awesome. It's larva.
Speaker 7 (11:29):
And then they go into that where they lash onto something.
They crawl out of that shell and that's when they
get their wings and they fly off.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
And they made My dog keeps eating them and there's
nothing I can do. And I googled it and it
said that's fine for dogs, but there's something in there
that my dog is loving.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
So the larva is in the ground, not the full cicada,
just like chilling like a bear in a cave.
Speaker 7 (11:48):
Well, the larva grows into that little bug that you
see that attaches to the trees where they look almost
kind of like roaches a little bit a little smaller,
and then they break out of those shells, almost kind
of like a butterfly. So think about a butterfly process.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Because Eddie, he built that stupid garden and these are
all the cicadas.
Speaker 7 (12:05):
Yes, but they're the same like life cycle where they
start it as a little as something a larvae, they
grow into a worm and then the worm becomes a
moth or a butterfly as they go into the cocoon.
Their cocoon, though, was a bug, and the bug once
they shed that skin, they become a flying bug.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
For everybody out there, there's no idea what we're talking about.
These bugs are everywhere. They're everywhere, and they're loud, and
in the afternoon they scream, and they're big, they're humongous.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
They're like aliens.
Speaker 7 (12:28):
I didn't happen in California where I was living there,
so I didn't about until I moved here.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
The twenty twenty four emergence of periodical cicadas is a
rare double brood event late April all the way through May.
In early June, the thirteen year browed XIX will emerge
in the southeastern United States, while the seventeen year browed
XIII feels like Super Bowls and be honest with You.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Will emerge in northern Illinois.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
This is the first time since twenty fifteen to thirteen
and seventeen will emerge in the first time since eighteen
oh three.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I don't know, it's just a lot of bugs.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
It's the first time they've been up to other since
eighteen oh three. And it won't happen again until twenty
two to forty.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Five around then. So hey, enjoy you guys. Yeah, good time.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Oh we're part of something like this is a big
deal for them.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Big deals are always good deal. It's time for the
good news.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Bobby a picture for the Pittsburgh Pirates.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
He's a rookie, an Paul Skins.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
He's donating one hundred bucks per strikeout to the Gary
Sineize Foundation, which, by the way, I think they measure
the top ten fastest throwers so far this season by
a starter, and he has like eight to the top ten.
Oh maybe nine because he's on like one oh one
point nine as a starter. Uh.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
So he's also Libby Dunn's boyfriend. You know that? And
I don't know who? Are you kidding?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Are you? Guy?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Like you guys one hundred years old? Don't i'd like
you don't know who gymnast?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Oh Sabby Dun Livy Google He called her Olivia.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
I think Livy's her nicknamed.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Yeah, I mean, ay, those spots. We got two oldies here,
Like no, I think he's trying to add like he
doesn't know who she is. I don't know who she is? Man, Well,
and she's viral as crap. Yeah, she's viral because she
is smoking hot.
Speaker 6 (14:03):
Yeah what Bobby's probably like, she's super.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
They won a national championship at LSU this past year.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
That's what.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
She's a gymnast.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Yeah, yeah, it doesn't matter. It's about Paul Skins. It's
her boyfriend. He uh had seven strikeouts and four innings
doors opening game and he's done one hundred bucks per strikeout,
which she'll definitely be a lot her tic.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
She blew up on TikTok big time. Okay, Well, and
Gary Sonise, that's like Lieutenant Dan. Right, Gary Sonise is
Lieutenant Dan.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Yeah, that's awesome, that's right.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
And he knows who Gary is, but that's because he's older.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Yeah, all right, thank you. That's what it's all about.
That was telling me something good. Let's play. What year
was it? What year?
Speaker 2 (14:50):
What year? What year? What year?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
What was it?
Speaker 4 (14:53):
What year?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
What year? What year?
Speaker 6 (14:55):
What year?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
What year was it?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Okay, here's how it's gonna work, so you can bu
is in it anytime. I'm gonna give you three things
inside of a year. Okay, when you buzz, if you
miss it, you're out.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Got it. Here we go. Number one.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
What year was it? Transformers is released in theaters? Gosh,
Umbrella by Real Lunchbox two thousand and six incorrect, Amy
two thousand and seven correct.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Amy one point. We got three and lunch Buns is
out of that one of that.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
One, so it would have been Transformers release in theaters,
Umbrella by Rihanna and jay Z goes number one, and.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
The iPhone is released. That would have been two thousand
and seven. You're welcome, Aby, next one up. What did
you do to help her if she was gonna guess?
Two thousand and six?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
No, you didn't know that, Okay, next time, I'm sorry, Okay,
what year was it? Blake Shelton Lance's First number one
with Austin Scrubs premiered on NBC. Eddy Eddie two thousand
and three incorrect.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
I thought I was going a guest dude.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Yeah, the first Harry Potter movie came out Lunchbox Lunchbox
ninety eight incorrect.
Speaker 6 (16:12):
Oh, he remember when Harry Potter was. I do think
we're in the nineties though.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Blake Shelton Lands's first number one with Austin Scrubbs premieres
on NBC, and the first Harry Potter movie came out.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Gosh, it's not ninety eight, is it nineteen ninety seven?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
It is two thousand and one. Dang, Scrubs, funny show, so.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Close, We're gonna be five, not three.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
I like this. Next up? What year was it?
Speaker 2 (16:36):
I Swear by John Michael mcgumm Lunchbox, Lunchbox ninety four? Correct?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
What the was a four week number one? Also?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Kurt cobained Eyes, The Lion King, Forrest Gump, Pulp Fiction,
Dumb and Dumber, and The Mask all come out in theaters.
That's a great year ninety four.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Yeah, we left.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
It's fast.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
I had one one good job. What year was it?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Tom Cruise jumped for joy on Oprah's couch to proclaim
his love Katie Holmes?
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Oh my gosh? What year was it?
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Gold Digger by Kanye West, goes number one?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
What year was it?
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (17:20):
Two thousand and four?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Incorrect? Eddie Eddie two thousand and three incorrect? The Office
premiered on NBC. What year was it? Tom Cruise jumps
on the couch on Oprah Lunchbox? Go Ahead two thousand
and five?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Correct?
Speaker 8 (17:32):
Yeah, yeah, they're all around it, Amy last one, Amy,
you need this to tie? Okay, what year was it?
Napster launches, U go ahead lunch.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
That was nineteen ninety nine. It's correct, Yes it was.
It was fall semester.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
No, No, it's later than that.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
It was false Semestershman year freshman. I guarantee it. It
was in the dorm. John Hodges, friend, do you guys
want to do a side bet?
Speaker 5 (18:03):
I don't think it's not ninety.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
You said two thousand and one you don't want to
side bet? Yes or no? Because I want to do a
side bet if you guys.
Speaker 6 (18:09):
Are both so sure, because we were also sophomores in
the two thousands.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Side bet yes or no?
Speaker 5 (18:15):
Hold on?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Side bet is los ates of dead cicada.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
Hold on, I have hold on. I have to think
of my bet.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Side bet, side bet, side bet, side bet lose rates
of dedicato.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Side bet yes or no?
Speaker 5 (18:26):
I'm not eating a dead cicado.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Nastal launches the matrix is released in theater.
Speaker 5 (18:33):
He already guess though.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
I know that's why he's doing it all because I
got it right.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
Only got it right.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Nine boo boo.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
John and Fred would sit there and download music overnight.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Who's John and Fred?
Speaker 2 (18:48):
John of the people my gumery dorm and Fred Savage.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
Wow, I guess I was late to the master party.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Let's go around the room, Amy, what is on your mind? Well?
Speaker 6 (18:59):
I saw this whole article about women that give birth
in their forties.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
They live longer, Like, if you give birth in your thirties,
you live past ninety five.
Speaker 6 (19:08):
If you give birth in your forties, these women are
living past one hundred.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Is it reset their body to like an I don't know.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
Probably it's just this like will to survive to like,
oh I would take your kids.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
And stuff hormonally chemically, yeah, change it.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
There's probably lots of things like I'm new.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Again because I gotta be a new mom. Yeah what
if you did at fifty?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Is that possible?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
You can? Wow?
Speaker 5 (19:29):
You can? That's right, I can.
Speaker 6 (19:32):
Like it's not as easy, but I'm thinking, okay, Like
I'm forty three. I was never able to get pregnant before,
and that's.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
Why we adopted.
Speaker 6 (19:39):
I don't think adoption counts because I think to Bobby's point,
I think it is something happening chemically inside your body
and whatnot.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Sure, but who knows.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
What if I get me married and have a baby,
maybe I live a lot longer.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
I may have twenty twenty four and Muradi Magamma set
the world record seventy three years old, seventy all right
through in vitro, but had a baby. So what if
she has me three hundred? Maybe that's the key. Just
see how long you can go until you have it.
Lunchbox was on your mind.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
I just need to know.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
I used triple A for the first time, and man,
it was awesome because I got a flat. I got
a nail in my tire and they came out. Dude
took the nail out of the tire and he patched it.
And I've never seen someone patch a tire right there
on the side of the road. And he was like
all right, And he sat in his car for like
fifteen minutes, just waiting waiting. I was like, is he
waiting for me to tip him? Because he's just sitting
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in his car waiting doing nothing. So I didn't know,
are you supposed to tip?
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Did you? No? I would say, yes, it's a service.
Really hm, I wouldn't have thought that. That's why I
didn't know.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
And I saw him just sitting out there and I
was like, is he waiting for me to go back?
Out there and tip them.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
I doubt he was sitting in his car waiting like, Okay,
he's supposed to tip me, like I'm sitting in my car.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Yeah, I would agree that's probably not. Why was there
fifteen minutes?
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Right, he's probably doing paperworkers on that.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
But I would think you tipped somebody that drives to
your house for a service, and and you receive your
service base on how fast they get there, how good
a job they do, how quickly you can get back
on the road. I don't think it's an easy everybody
knows this type thing, but I would say, yes, I'm
googling do you tip Triple A?
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Here's a question, should I tip the Triple A driver? Tipping?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Road side assistance isn't necessary, but it is welcomed and appreciated.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Yeah, because I mean he did say like he moved
here from California. He said, in California, they teach him
how to patch tires with Triple A. He goes, he's
the only one in the like Nashville area that with
Triple A that knows how to patch a tire.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
So he was a specialty guy. Did don't say anything
about tip A tips in.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
A tip, but specially that means I didn't have to
spend all day at the tire shop, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Like, he didn't just oh man, but he did? He
have his number? Can you venmo him? I don't know.
Speaker 6 (21:53):
You're good Lunchbox really saying right now, oh man, I
feel bad I should have tips him.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
I didn't say that. I'm just saying, all right, Eddie,
what's on your mind?
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
One of the best things about my job and where
I sit is I get a perfect front row view
to lunchbox computer. What usually is on it naked girls
like you know, yeah, nirl.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
There was some girl I did she was naked the
other day.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
She was like showing off a Tiffany necklace and so
she was laying on the bed and it was her nude.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
I mean, people knew, but so, But that's not what
I'm here to talk about.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
He was ordering something, and I wanted to kind of
get theories around the room and like what you think
he was doing and why he would order this. It
was a tee ball trophy, Like why would he be
looking at te ball trophies and buying one mm.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Without any knowledge?
Speaker 2 (22:45):
I would assume maybe he's coaching his kid's T ball
team and they won, because he wouldn't get them trophies
for not winning. But usually Tim, he does not do
participation troph none of us really do.
Speaker 6 (22:57):
He just gets angry about it though, Like does he
have a little awards with themselves?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Right?
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Maybe you did good on the show today, MVP.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
I'd assume he's coaching something and got his kid won.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Maybe Usually the league provides the trophies if they deserve
the trophy. That's why I think that he did buy
his first participation trophy for his kid.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Lunchbocks. No, I am the coach of a T ball team.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
The end of the season is coming up, and so
they are undefeated, and so that needs to be recognized,
and the league does not provide trophies.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Wow, you're going to do it?
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Is it the only undefeated team?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
I have no idea. I don't know what other team's
records are. Are the wins and losses? And no?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Okay, so wins and losses. I guess they didn't lose.
They're no loss. It feels like a bit of a
participation trophy.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
H t ball.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
The parents had voted and they decided we should do trophies.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
I think you're missing what I said. You didn't you
didn't respond to what I said. It feels a little
bit and I have no problem with it, but it
feels a little bit like a participation trophy.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
I was not the.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
I was not the one that was driving the trophy bus.
The parents thought, you know what I mean, like first season,
that they should maybe get trophies. So when the season
ends in a few weeks, they want to get trophies.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
YEA, yeah, I feel like you're a bit deflighting, but
moving away from my but so did you buy one
just for your kid or did you buy one for
the whole team?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
No, for the whole team. You paid for all of them.
Well they're gonna pay me back, are they? I hope
got it.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
Yeah, so you bought all the participation Well I'm the coach,
but still I'm the head coach.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
And you get and say, we don't do participation trophies
like you say.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
No, No, I tried to. I said, oh, you know,
we don't really, I mean, we didn't really win anything.
They're like, yeah, but this is their first season playing.
And I said, okay, look, we live in America, and
you know what we do in America.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
We vote and that's what you said, yeah, sending the email. Yeah,
do you if they kept score, do you think your
team would have lost any of the games? I don't
think so. He don't know, so not really undefeated.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
Man, I mean we were pretty good. We could hit
the ball like one of the Dodgers, the other team.
They we had dinner with one of the families and
then again I was like, man, you guys can really hit.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Like what's your like secret? And I was like, good coaching,
of course. I like it. Well, participation trophies, I liked it.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
He is in I feel like he doesn't want to
admit he's for participation trophies.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
No, no, I'm not for a participation trophies.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
This is America and they voted.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
But he's also a dictator, and he America dosn' have
a dictator.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Look at it.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
We've played soccer in the past and guess how many
trophies we got. Zero, We didn't do trophies.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Good for you for getting a participations trophy for your team. No,
it's not participation trophies. First place, and what's on my mind?
I ordered some shoes from uh this eBay account. I
like eBay now, it's kind of fine. Get stuf cheaper
who knew apparently everybody for twenty years. But so I
got to accidentally click to send it to the studio
instead of my house.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
And so I opened the box, and so I.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Got these these Travis Scott's right the top, right man
and so.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
But they didn't put a second shoe in there. Yeah, wait,
well you have one shoe. Stop it. You bought one shoe.
What do I do with one shoe?
Speaker 2 (26:13):
So I'm going where I can't believe they only loaded
one shoe. And so there's a way you can contact
people on eBay or give them bad reviews.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Again, I'm new to eBay as far as like using it.
And so I go, you bought one shoe.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
I go to the page and it says size eleven
Jordan one low retro Travis Scott left shoe only. I
buy a left shoe only. Who would sell left shoe only?
I never got to that, even parentheses left shoe only.
I just saw, hey, what a deal for a new
Travis Scots.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
So I bought them and now only have one shoe.
What do I do with one shoe? That's the way,
you got a deal.
Speaker 5 (26:47):
No, there's half off because you got one.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
I know now. I didn't know that then I thought
I was like, got a great deal.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
So when we hear these stories in the news how
people go and steal only one shoe off the display case,
this is what they do.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
They go to eBay and they sell the one shoe. Dude,
you have a hot shoe in your hand on your
hands right now. How dumb?
Speaker 2 (27:05):
I waited like three weeks. It had to go through
an authenticator EBA. If it's something that is needs to
be authenticated so it's not a fake, they send it off.
I went for three weeks for this my pair of shoes,
and I got one left shoe.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Well you know what, though, I saw this kid playing
basketball with two different shoes.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I want to do, I've got another pair of traps. Cat,
I'll just wear the right shoe one and left shoe
the other one. But I feel pretty stupid. When I
went to the page, just fired up. I guess in
a message, Look, you forgot to put a second shoe
in there.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
And I was like, let me see.
Speaker 6 (27:31):
A left shoe on it may not be stolen. It
maybe that someone that only has a right foot, got it,
and then they sell the left foot.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
Maybe they only have a right foot, but.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Most people I know they have a fake leg. They
have a foot, they still put a shoe on her
and they wear pants. Yes, like my buddy Scott.
Speaker 6 (27:48):
So I.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Mind, I'm an idiot. I have one shoe if anybody
wants it. It's pretty dumb, dude, pretty dumb.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
I'm done your Zamy's pile of stories.
Speaker 6 (28:01):
So we got some new emojis to look forward to.
Some you'll probably never use, but one you might use
almost every day.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
That one being a face with bags under.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
The eyes, always tired. Yeah, so small.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
How do we tell about the bags are there?
Speaker 5 (28:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Because if you're just in one emoji, it can pop
up big, but once you do two or three, it
only sends them in that little liar.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
So that bag eye one just better be some big
old bags, you know.
Speaker 6 (28:25):
The other six fingerprints, leafless tree, a harp, a shovel,
a splattermark, and a root vegetable.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
The harp's fun. And I'm looking at the baggy eyes.
It almost looks like the eyes aren't baggy. It looks
like the eyes are like four to twenty. Oh what
would the heart be good for like the harp? What
would you give me an example, like, if you're telling
a story, a fairy tale.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
Or a sad story, put the harp in there.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Hey, surrounded, you know, like already talking about a story
back in time, like you're dreaming or a dream.
Speaker 6 (29:01):
Okay, okay, So this woman is going viral because she
hasn't cleaned her TV remote in thirteen years?
Speaker 1 (29:07):
How do people even know that? Is this her thing?
Speaker 6 (29:09):
Well, because she knows that she bought the TV thirteen
years ago and she's never cleaned her remote. And she
started to look at it and was like, oh, this
is kind of disgusting.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
A couple of things. Has anyone purposefully set out to
clean their TV remote? No? Never I have, But I
bet you that it's like fifty percent. Yeah, I bet you.
I bet you.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
There are a lot of people who they don't go,
I've never cleaned it and never will. I've drawn the line.
They probably just don't even think about cleaning it.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
Which was what she was sharing.
Speaker 6 (29:37):
She's like, WHOA, I just never thought about this, but now,
come to think of it, it's looking a little grimy.
So she cleaned it, and this is the reminder to
everybody else to clean it. And all you need is
like a cotton cloth and some rubbing alcohol and then
a toothpick if you want to get into the tiny cristy.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Too much work, I'm not cleaning it. That's the case. Also,
how about that TV thirteen years is still working? I
need brand of the TV. That's what I hear.
Speaker 6 (30:00):
So survey was talking about the difference between a trip
and a vacation, like do you have a different spobby.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Yeah, vacations. I'm not comfortable with trips. I get a
lot of work done. What interesting. I never know what
to do when I'm on vacation, but trips I know
exactly what to do.
Speaker 6 (30:17):
Okay, Well, a trip falls into like events, like you
have to go somewhere. You're taking a trip for a wedding,
or a trip for work, or a trip for this. Yeah,
but a vacation is supposed to be something you just
plan for yourself somewhere you want to go, no other
agenda except for what you have on your itinerary for
you and your family. Yeah, and the vacations are what
are life giving to us, so we need to try.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
To do them.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Okay, I totally confused about the vacations though, Okay, is
that it?
Speaker 5 (30:42):
Yep, maybe that's my file.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
That was Amy's pile of stories.
Speaker 7 (30:46):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 6 (30:53):
So I just want to shout out Drew Patchen because
he's a kid that was battling brain cancer last year.
He had to go under surgery, chemotherapy, all the things,
and now he's cancer free. But instead of just moving
on with his life, he has now set up a
lemonade stand and is running it to help other kids
fighting cancer, and he's donating the money to cancer charities
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in Missouri.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Good for him to want to help other people, because
I know me, if I finished, I'd just be like,
I'm good talking about baseball cards.
Speaker 6 (31:22):
He personally spent a lot of time at Saint Jude
and so he saw a lot of other kids that
were battling alongside him.
Speaker 5 (31:29):
So to be able to give back and support them,
that's what he wants to do.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
A plus what's his name, Drew? A plus Drew, that's
what it's all about.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
That was telling me something good