October 17, 2024 • 40 mins
We start the show with Amy locked in her room and unable to make it to the studio! Find out what happens! Plus, hear Lunchbox's 911 call from the car crash he reported last week and if he sounded normal and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The transmitting Eliza.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Welcome to Thursday show, Breaking News, breaking news, my first
morning studio. Morning Now, if you did not hear a
special Amy voice, there's reason why she's not here.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
What is happening?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Oh no, it's it's funnier and worse than you think,
but funnier. First breaking news, hitting against herself, breaking it,
breaking news.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
This has never happened.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
So before I come into work and get a text
from Amy and there's no there are no letters or
words in the text. It's just a video. And I'm like,
oh boy, what's happened here? And so Amy sends me
a video and all you see is inside her bedroom
and her door.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
And this is the she's not here. This is the
video she sends me.
Speaker 6 (00:52):
Literally locked in my room. I'm trying to leave it.
I cannot get out, and I don't know how it's
happened or why, and my children don't come from me.
Speaker 7 (01:06):
What.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
So I'm watching her.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
She can't get her doorknob, doorknob open, she's locked in
her bedroom.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Inside her room. Oh no.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
And so I'm laughing, and I'm like, first of all,
you know how you're flustered if you're late, Like the
clock's little lake, You're like, oh my god, how am
I going to catch up? First of all, I call
her and I say, remove any fluster because I know
you're gonna feel like that because you're coming in late.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I said.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Second of all, this is hilarious.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
So I'm texting with her as I'm getting ready coming
in and I say uh ha ha oh no, and
then I write window question mark and she goes, my
room's upstairs, second floor.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Oh, I said, battering ram.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yes, And I said, are the kids there? Because it's
so early, you can wake them up. I said nine
to one one question mark? Do when you have lunchbox?
I said, prayer like, I'm giving her all these options
and how to break out of her room. She said,
her son, Stevenson, is now awake trying to help. He said,
don't worry about work, don't stress out about it. You're
gonna be fine. And this is gonna be good content
(02:09):
that makes you feel any better. So then she sends
me another video.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Here we go.
Speaker 8 (02:13):
He should be a good a little.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Clip that's Stevenson and that shouldn't work.
Speaker 9 (02:18):
But it's not.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
I don't budget in.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I'm not, I'm not. I feel like I'm getting close
to within it.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
They're trying to like pick the lock. Now her son,
it's thirteen or fourteen. Now, it's like going, okay, we're
trying to pick pick and she's like, got me too.
I love how he's taking charge too. Yeah, he like
passed her something under the door, like a like a
little paper clip. But unless you like know how to
do it, you've only seen it on TV and you
don't know how to do it, right, I've seen credit
(02:51):
cards even that right, Like he's gonna Amy's trapped in.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Her room right now. Hilarious, hilarious. That's great. What that's
great for?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
More time both okay, cool, but just break it down.
I said she should knock the door knob off, Like
how do you do that? You get a book or
something and go whack and knock it off. See that's
in the movies too.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I think I could knock a door knob off, like
at that point, just kick the door over, kick a hole.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Through a problem with the door. Oh, kick a hole
through it. Yeah, I've then climb through.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
That's that's a big hole. You just get a new door,
I hear you. But I would knock the door knob
off before I would get a new door. But the
problem with kicking the door not a hole, but like
kicking it open. The door opens from the inside, right,
so someone on the other side have to kick it open. Okay,
Stevenson kicking him. We should call her in a minute. Okay,
is she still stuck in there? Like right now, as
(03:44):
I've updated three minutes ago, she was still stuck in
her room. This has never happened. We've been doing this
show for one hundred years. It feels like like I
met Amy twenty years ago. No one has ever been
locked in their house. It almost I was hilarious, Like,
can you actually get locked inside of somewhere?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Right?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
It's like when someone's like, I'm locked inside my car. No,
just pull the door handle when you're inside, you just
pull the handle into unlocked.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
See.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
It sounds like they're working hard open then, and it's
not moving.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
So we're gonna call her if she doesn't, let me
check and see if she texted.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Oh man, Ray, can you get her on the phone. Yep, hilarious.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Oh yeah, I was laughing out loud, and that's why
I wanted to call her to be like, don't feel
like you're late and flustered because there's a lot of
stuff that her and I do that she does before
the show, lots of local liners and country minute for
night shows, and I was like, do worry about it,
We'll take care of all that. So I've been doing
a lot of her work, and I'm happy to do
it because it's so hilarious.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Out of all the things, I didn't expect this one.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Yeah, this is too good.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Let's fender bender.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
The major her driving like I thought, ten car pile up,
multiple fatalities.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Wait, what the uh? Did you notice she wasn't here? Though, Yes,
you didn't, okay because her car wasn't here.
Speaker 10 (04:57):
Yeah, well, I just seeing at her chair. Security guy
asked me, have you seen Amy? I said no, Oh,
I didn't tell him.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
My bad, My bad.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
I should probably tell him what did Yeah, I was
laughing so hard. She should send her son to the neighbors.
This is also, this is what people should do if
you're late to work. Do this.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Yeah, I thought of it.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
No, No, When you were telling the story, I'm like,
this is Geenie. You can't. Oh, I think it for
you to do it tomorrow. No, you can't do that.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Look Bobby, I'm stuck. Okay, So we're gonna try to
call Amy. This is a new situation. After twenty years,
we've never had this happen. We can appreciate it for that.
Speaker 11 (05:35):
Yes, if she's still stuck, we're calling nine one one
because we don't want her to starve.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
And how she dedicated a pea corner in her room,
that's a great.
Speaker 10 (05:42):
Point because she had there's probably a bathroom in her bedroom.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
It doesn't matter. He's still need a pea corner. If
you're trapped anywhere, you need a pea corner. We're going
live to Amy's house. If you did not wake up
and hear the beginning of the show, Amy is locked
in her bedroom. Ray, would you play that beginning clip again?
Because this is what she texted me before I even
came into work this morning.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
I literally locked in my room.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
I'm trying to leave and I can work it out.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
And I don't know how it's happened or why my children.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
So you see, you're like trying to unlock the doors,
like I can't get out, and I say jump out
the window.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
She goes, I'm on the second story.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
So Amy, are you safe?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
First of all, are you safe, and have you found
a pea corner in your room to make sure that
you can still go to the bathroom.
Speaker 7 (06:24):
Well, I have a bathroom in my room.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
It doesn't matter. I think you still need a peak
cars a bathroom.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
No, I have the dog and the cat, and I
think they are the ones that need is the bathroom.
So I got to figure that out. And yeah, help
actually is here working on it. So my kids I
banged and screamed loud enough to where they woke up
and tried to help and put in. But I called
(06:50):
some people and so they're actively working on it right now.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
By actively working, can you hear them on the other
side of the door.
Speaker 7 (06:58):
Yes, like you can hear them working on the other
side of the door, like they're doing like different things,
like I don't know. I think I just heard like
go get a card, like there's.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Some credit cards threw driver cards.
Speaker 7 (07:13):
Little. I don't know if you can hear that.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
But we can break it in your house. She sounds
s fammined.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Oh no, lunchbox wants to know if you're starving, if
you somehow get food to you.
Speaker 7 (07:27):
Well, I'm about to start having my caffeine headache, so
I need coffee with drawer setting in. I need to
uh somehow get that. And then I have organized my
bathroom and my closet and my dad is Sometimes in
(07:50):
the morning I make my bed fully. I always make
my bed, but this morning I definitely did a little
like just kind of sort of made my bed. But
now it is made perfectly with the.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Sheets folded up into like birds and swans.
Speaker 12 (08:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Do you feel safe? Blink twice if you don't, like
we can see her right? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Uh okay.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Was there ever a thought of kicking down the door?
Speaker 7 (08:15):
I don't know that it would be possible. I don't know,
but now I'm for sure going to buy one of
those little ladder things that you throw out your window,
because this is necessary.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Would you actually have thrown the ladder out and crawled
down just to get to work?
Speaker 7 (08:29):
I think yes, I could do that easy. I was
already already figured out. I was on Amazon a minute
ago trying to figure out what to order and which
wind do I throw it out of? Like now I
need to be prepared.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Amazon Prime can probably got it there already.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Yeah, same day.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
What about have you thought about calling the fire department?
Speaker 12 (08:45):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (08:46):
And I kind of thought what if that is how
I meet somebody?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Could you imagine she's oh, he comes up, sweeps away,
she doesn't go to work cause they make love all morning.
Speaker 7 (08:56):
Uh no, wait, whoa? That escalated quickly the storyline.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Yeah, that's that's what happens in the movie.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
And he's wearing his suit but no shirt underneath, and
the suit's unshelked.
Speaker 7 (09:05):
Okay, No, I was thinking maybe we go to dinner.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Yeah, we got to set your higher than that.
Speaker 7 (09:13):
Okay, dinner food. Okay, Well, I don't know. I feel
like they're making progress, So I'm supposed to like turn
the knobs for seconds, so you don't want to hold off.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
I never turned the knob to get out of the right.
She just never opened the power.
Speaker 7 (09:27):
Okay, all right, well they need my assistant, so I'll
do it.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Yeah, let's go live. Yeah where we are live? I mean, okay, okay,
we're gonna listen to Amy's.
Speaker 8 (09:37):
Locked in her bedroom ahead, and then what am I
supposed to do?
Speaker 7 (09:39):
Like we're to the left, Okay, I'm turning it to
the left. What is that thing you're sticking through there?
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Oh, that's dirty. That's called it. That's called a gloryhole.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Don't touch it.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Don't got a question that she had a we're expert?
Who is this?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah, it's like on pond Stars. She knows a guy. Okay,
do she knows the door expert?
Speaker 7 (10:07):
Okay? Wait, I'm turning to the left, my last or
your left?
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Oh my god?
Speaker 6 (10:13):
Yeah? Let go?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Okay, No, doesnt sound good, Guys, I've heard a lot
of doors open that sound.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Like that, Amy, Can they unscrew the doorknob?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Just knock the doorknob off and didn't get a new doorknob?
Speaker 4 (10:28):
That's what I would have done.
Speaker 7 (10:30):
They already tried to screw the unscrewed.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
You watch language Worldly in the morning, literally unscrew it?
Speaker 7 (10:39):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Got it?
Speaker 6 (10:40):
So?
Speaker 11 (10:40):
Amy, did you call a locks.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
Going to Lunchbucks?
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Is so worried he's going to puberty right now? Amy?
Speaker 7 (10:47):
Oh, I called, oh h h handy man?
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Any man here?
Speaker 4 (10:57):
She said, Yeah, she's just looking to meet anybody.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I think the door's not even broken. She's finding a
way to call every dude in town. I called a
local heart surgeon who I read with single Instagram?
Speaker 7 (11:09):
Wait, so do I pull it?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
What if the door has always been a pull? She's
trying to push the whole time.
Speaker 7 (11:16):
Well, we're gonna try to block or the where it goes.
Speaker 11 (11:21):
Okay, wow, woman, sure does it doesn't sound like a man.
Speaker 7 (11:27):
Okay, Shan, do you have your phone?
Speaker 3 (11:33):
She's like, call it hate me man?
Speaker 7 (11:37):
Here she broke out.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Amy's trying to get out of her bedroom.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
She's not at work because she's been locked in her room.
Speaker 7 (11:46):
Who who's on the other side.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
You've been talking to him?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
No, tru Now there's a hole cast of characters on
the other side of her hand.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Listeners are up and buy do oh.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
I just didn't know, Shannon. If you can you.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
We're going to come back. I feel like we're not
close though, Yeah, I don't think so. I feel like
we're not close. Hey, Amy can ask a question, Yes,
why don't you?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Can you not just take a hammer and bang the
doorknob off because doorknobs relatively inexpensive.
Speaker 7 (12:22):
Well, I just flatten your doorknobs.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I will buy you a do no right new doorknob
if that's the case. If you're really hurting for a doorknob.
Speaker 7 (12:32):
Well no, but yes, I suppose you could. But it's
the lock that's coming. It's somehow duck. I don't really
know they're close. They say they're close. I hear. I
just heard. Oh we're close.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Okay, we're going to come back.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
I'm getting frustrated. I want to go help so bad.
Speaker 11 (12:51):
I want I want to take a hammer through the
door so she can crawl through.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
I mean, great video of her crawling.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Through the She's not going to break the door knob.
She's not going to kick a hole in the door.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Well, let's just give it a good kick. That's it,
just try it.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
But the kick is on the inside. She needs somebody
outside of kick in.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Someone's out there. The handyman's out there, and so as shamming.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
I heard that right, right, Well.
Speaker 7 (13:13):
I hope both my kids left for school because they're
definitely also.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Playing video games right now.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Totally I'm not going to school and moms stuck in
her bedroom.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
We're gonna have to come back. Amy is locked in
her bedroom.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
She's not obviously, she's going to miss the first hour
of the show.
Speaker 7 (13:32):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Okay, Hey, hey, like she's somebody discovered on a deserted island.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
Thank you so much, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Okay, Hey, what's up with mister Dvos over there?
Speaker 7 (13:53):
What happened is it broken? Well, yeah, okay, I need
to get a new one.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Okay, all ask him how that happened? Like, what happened?
Speaker 7 (14:05):
You know how this happened? Oh? Come on, you said,
Noah black.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Let Eddie talk to yes, yes, yes, let me talk
to him. Can Eddy talk to him?
Speaker 7 (14:19):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Okay?
Speaker 8 (14:26):
Is that he talking to us?
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Yes? See what that means, Mike, Mike, the little thing
in the middle is what it was?
Speaker 12 (14:41):
Okay, okay, okay, Stark handle necessita, mississippo cha.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Oh, she needs a new chapper?
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Ask her?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
She's crazy? Is that local Lasagnor? Are you know Lasgnor?
A start loca?
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (15:00):
No, we'll see, okay, okay, guys, I'm free.
Speaker 7 (15:13):
I'm gonna get in coffee and then I'll come to work.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Okay, no rush, Hey, Amy Amy Amy?
Speaker 7 (15:20):
Oh he oh. He just pointed to the phone and
said that y'all are crazy.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Uh tip him? Tip tip him? Well? Nice? Thanks, mom,
not Eddie? What do you mean, no tip? Not tip?
You tip tipped the guy?
Speaker 5 (15:33):
Well, yes, of course, okay, I know.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
I'm just saying that because he was also on the
show with us, and that's what the tips really for.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Yeah, he was yeah, all right, well we'll see in
a little bit.
Speaker 7 (15:44):
Okay, well, yeah, all right.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Last last she made it all right by Amy be right, Hey,
stop and get a coffee.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Hey, take take your sweet time, you know, go the
long way, and she's got all right.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
She liked how her phone notes. Okay, well that was fun.
Huh that was gonna as sin by anonymous sin far.
There's a question to be.
Speaker 13 (16:19):
Well man, Hello Bobby Bones.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Last weekend was my girlfriend's birthday. She threw dinner with
friends and family. Everybody had a great time. When the
bill came, people just started leaving. I thought they'd forgotten
to pay, but my girlfriend said to just let them go.
I assumed she had a coboard. Turns out she expected
me to pay because, as she put it, I make
more money than anyone there. Bill was five hundred and
fifty bucks, mostly alcohol. I barely drank since I was driving.
(16:46):
I refused it first, but to avoid making a big
scene on her birthday, I paid the bill.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Later that night.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
I was not in the mood to hang out, and
the next day I kind of avoided her. Now she
and some of her friends are saying I shouldn't be
mad since I make good money, But it's not about
the cost. It's about the principle. If she just asked,
I would not have minded. But springing it on me
like that just felt wrong. Am I in the wrong here? Signed?
Boyfriends stuck with the bill? You are not in the
wrong for that feeling. It is unfair of them to go.
(17:16):
Since you make this much money, you should have to
pay for everybody. And this is in general in groups
with the dynamic as somebody makes more than everybody else.
Hopefully that person says I'm happy to pay for it, because,
let's be honest, you guys can say it, because if
I say, it's gonna feel a little two D horny
what you did everything all the time? Thank you for
(17:36):
saying that. I don't want to say it, but and
we enjoy it. I appreciate that I pay for everything. However,
you know why though, right you make more than we do.
But if that's the ever the expectation, I will not.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
Do it anymore.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
If the expectation is we should go to dinner because
I was gonna pay for everything all the time, I
will not do it anymore. I do it because it
comes from my heart, and I'm like, yeah, right now,
I'm a little more blessed and I love you guys.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
I'm gonna pay for the dinner. It's no big deal.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
But you noticed I reached for my wallet.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
I don't notice because you don't. Yeah, you leave the
wall in the car.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Yeah, you're leave it at home, so it's hard to do. Yeah.
That sucks. Man.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
I'm gonna so a couple things I want to say here.
That sucks. They expected that I view without telling you.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
That sucks.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
You had to pay it because maybe you didn't have
it budgeted for that month. Just because you make more
money doesn't mean you actually have more money, because money
might be going places they have no idea. The assumed
is what bothers me. So what I would do Because
you can't go back, can't unring a bill. This bell's
been wrong. You can go back to her, not aggressively,
(18:38):
and say I hope you brought their hearty is awesome.
It was a joy for me to pay the bill.
Where I'm a little bit hurt by this. It was
just assumed I would pay for it without asking. I
would have loved to have pay for it, like I
would like for that to have been one of the
gifts or my main gift to you. I think if
you can express that conversation and maybe you don't have
to do it right now while it's still fresh. You
can wait a couple weeks and go back and say that.
(19:00):
But it needs to be She needs to be met
with positivity in order to deliver news that could be
a bit uncomfortable. So you say, hey, birthday party was awesome.
You know I overreacted a little bit. I was happy
to pay for it, just so you know. My only
issue going forward is I don't want it to be
(19:21):
assumed I'm going to pay for everything unless I'm asked
about it. And I think from there, have that healthy conversation.
It sets some good boundaries and then if she doesn't understand,
then she's not the one.
Speaker 10 (19:31):
Dude, But bones, it sounds like he's already expressed himself
because her friends are already.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
The problem is he expressed it too early and probably
too aggressively. It was too fresh on the birthday party,
so then she feels like you're making my birthday suck.
So there is time and place for it. So if
you can wait a little bit and readdress it, it's
not going to be a sensitive so you are not
in the wrong here. Nobody's in the wrong here. This
is feelings. Feelings aren't wrong. So but I would wait
(19:56):
a bit and have that conversation with her. It's a
good email though, it's a good question. I would feel
the same way. If it was expected of me, I
would have left. Yeah, and native been sitting there with
the bill going wait, wait, now, what do we do?
And then I just send them a picture of me
holding up my ring finger into the camera because I
don't do middle finger, this ring finger.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
All right, that's the mailbag, close it up. It's time
for the good newsbox.
Speaker 11 (20:23):
There's a forty two year old woman that who loves
to play the lottery in Michigan. She does those scratch
off scratch scratch scratch loser, scratch scratch scratch loser.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
She goes, you know what, I'm gonna enter that second
chance drawing. I never do it, but I'm gonna scan
my ticket. I'm gonna enter two.
Speaker 11 (20:38):
A couple of weeks later, she gets a call, You're
the winner. She's like a scam alert. Scam scam alert,
scam alert, call lifelot Yeah. Talks to her sisters like, no,
just call the lottery office. See if they're really scamming you,
She calls back, No, she won one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Wow, I bet you so many people think it's a
scam one they never follow up or to the lottery office.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
Does get a bunch of calls not going is this real?
And some of them are, some of them aren't.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
And I would also bet you that now this has
turned into a scam for some people where they see
it happening.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Now they'll scan people. So how does that work?
Speaker 3 (21:10):
You lose, you lose on your scratch offs and then
you just send them in.
Speaker 11 (21:13):
Now you can scan them. They have usually every state
has an app. You scan it and you get entered
into a second chance drawing. And she said she never
does it, but for some reason she scanned a couple
of tickets in.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
She won.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
That's cool.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
A hundred thousand bucks. That would be awesome. I don't
know where one hundredousand dollars. Yes, it'd be like sixty three.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Thousand even out of somewhere I figure somewhere even one
thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
Yeah, awesome. All right, good story, that's what it's all about.
That was telling me something good. Look he's back, she's safe.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
It's Amy's back.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
She was locked in her better on the inside.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Never heard of that before, but if you go listen
to the podcast, you can hear us do half hour
the Amy locked in her room, her kid can't get
her out, her friend can't get her out.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Finally a handyman comes and gets her out.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Handyman doesn't know English, so Eddie translates Amy's out and
She's safe.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
We were so worried. And wow, are we worried?
Speaker 9 (22:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (22:05):
We worried, Yeah, Queen.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
And we were so worried.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
You're very grateful for everybody that woke up to try
to help me.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
When I saw the when when she just texted me
a video before I got to work early early, no
text involved, just a video. I was like, oh my god,
because why would somebody just send a video that early
unless something is wrong? And h ray, would you play
just the beginning clip for listeners that missed it.
Speaker 6 (22:29):
Literally locked in my room, I'm trying to leave them.
I cannot get out, and I don't know how it
has happened, but why my children are not coming from me?
Speaker 5 (22:42):
And so that for thirty minutes, and I like this.
She blamed her children.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
She's like, they're not coming for me.
Speaker 7 (22:48):
They fully awake yet, and I'm banging on the walls
being like Childrey the.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Kids probably like I'll probably have somebody over again, just kidding,
a terrible joke, kind of funny but terrible a minute, okay,
thank you, kind of funny thing.
Speaker 5 (23:09):
Amy's back, so that's all. Thank goodness. She's safe. The
door locked monster got her, but she lived to tell
us about it.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
And you got the bad news though. You're gonna get
a new door.
Speaker 14 (23:19):
And yeah, just a lock, right, just a whole new door.
You have sold all those other doors a whole Facebook marketplace.
One of my friends, I feel like a pretty normal guy.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
He goes and tries to buy Stanley cups whenever they
released them, like Target.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Or Walmart, some Walmart. I don't know Stanley mugs, right, Morgan, is.
Speaker 6 (23:41):
That a Stanley?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
No, this is just like a loser, knock knock up loser,
So I don't. I don't have one either, But he
goes and he buys me resells them. It makes not
enough to like support himself, but for like a side hustle,
like stalks when the Stanleys are being dropped on, that's cool, Yeah,
I mean for a side hustle. Yeah, I mean I
never think to do it, but the demand is so crazy.
(24:05):
They just put out Wicked themed Stanley cups Wicked the musical.
Ariana Grande is in Wicked the Musical, and so they
put them out and then there was pandemonium and there
were brawls like Black Friday. Oh my gosh, people fighting
over these cups. It all could have been avoid to
go to the Target app. This is not a commercial.
You can go to the Target app.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
And get it. Yeah, oh so why in the world
people even go Well, not.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Everybody uses an app. Well, and they got and the
Wicked cups are pretty cool. They're green and pink based
on the characters you seen Wicked. Yeah, it's awesome. Really,
I always say I don't like musicals, but everyone I've
ever seen I liked.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
So I mean I don't know who I am. Then
you like musicals, Yeah, I guess I've seen one or two,
but no, I we saw it here live in person.
It's awesome.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
They're so talented, Like you go to a Broadway show
up in a couple, It's like, what what planet are
these people from? But yeah, the Wicked cups, the brawls
at target with People's New York Post. I'm gonna play
you lunchbox this nine to one one call. We went
and tracked it down freedom of information, we can call
and get it. So I'm gonna play it, but give
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us a reset on what happened.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
And what you saw.
Speaker 11 (25:12):
I'm gonna do it an easy version. This time, there
was a car driving down the road and it was
a red pickup truck. It ran a red light and
it t boned a car. That car spun and hit
a car in the lane next to it, So three
car collision on the road.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Most of the time when he calls, we're like, dude,
you shouldn't have called for that. Once he called for
a kid not wearing a seat belt somb.
Speaker 11 (25:31):
Holding out the drive through onto a busy road.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
This I felt like was a real reason for him
to call. But then he starts to act like he
was wearing a business suit and talking like a businessman.
Really like, actually, nine one one, what has happened was
But we want to hear how he sounds right?
Speaker 6 (25:46):
Ready, go Saturday, October fifth, The time is ten thirty
am one.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
What's your emergency?
Speaker 7 (25:54):
Uh?
Speaker 15 (25:54):
Yeah, I mean I was just calling to report a wreck.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
I just told him wreck. Okay, were you involved in
the wreck?
Speaker 5 (26:00):
Do you need medical assistance?
Speaker 15 (26:02):
I wasn't involved in the wreck. I was driving on
Gallatin right and uh, going westbound in a truck. Red
truck ran a red light, like hit another car and
spun it out. Okay, Gallatin and what is the location
of the accident Gallaton and Trinity.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
Is there anyone there in need of an ambulance or
medical attention?
Speaker 15 (26:21):
I didn't.
Speaker 5 (26:21):
I'm still driving.
Speaker 15 (26:22):
I saw the wreck, but I have somewhere to be,
so I saw the driver of the truck get out
and walk around. So I don't know if anybody is hurt,
but I just saw that and and like he hit
the car and then kind of the car spun and
hit another car. So there's three cars total. There was
a lot of debris in the road, like headlights and
like stuff like that.
Speaker 7 (26:40):
Just be aware.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
Yep, yeah, we have we have assistant on route. Okay,
thank you so much. Man, Okay, thank you solid call.
I give it a Yeah.
Speaker 7 (26:50):
He actually sounded a little bit normal, because sometimes he
goes way too much.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Like you know, over the top of like a fine
he's like a British accent, but I did you have
to do that? Yeah, I will say B plus, great job.
You should have called so and all the times we
say you shouldn't have thank you excellent.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
Got on the back.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
The two things that came off kind of funny. Oh
I couldn't stop that somewhere to be? I don't know,
and you could have just it was just funny to say. Well,
he asked me, does he might need medical assistance?
Speaker 4 (27:17):
I didn't. I mean, I don't know if they do.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
I'm not there, I said, I'm not sure. I just
kept driving. It didn't feel safe to stop or something not.
That's smhere to be. That was funny, and I know
you didn't mean for that to be funny.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
I wasn't trying to be funny. I was trying to
be serious. And there was another part of it too,
where I left.
Speaker 9 (27:32):
Oh, yeah, debris, now just be aware of it. I
like that, Yeah, be aware, like he's giving him end up.
There's three car pile up, but there's debris. Be aware
and the call the operator like we got no.
Speaker 5 (27:44):
Good job though, like we were just picking up.
Speaker 11 (27:46):
I mean there was there was like broken headlights and
tail lights and you know what they might well I
was I was headed west.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
The cops might have been like, hey, guys, I get
to this wret don't worry about being aware apparently talk clater,
But they didn't because you said be aware of Yeah.
Speaker 11 (28:00):
And see, that's why I tried to explain to you
guys the first time, is because I knew I was
going west. I was trying to take you, guys, this
guy's going to eat but it didn't really make sense.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
That's the most mature nine one one call you've ever made,
and all we could pick out of it were a
couple of funny things that you said, not how over
the top you were trying to sound.
Speaker 10 (28:16):
Okay, I am curious though, when you make these calls,
do you think in the back of your mind like
they're going to play this on the show?
Speaker 15 (28:21):
No, I don't.
Speaker 5 (28:22):
I'm just thinking about saving lives. I know he definitely
wants to be played on the show.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Guess why he brings it up as a bit because
we had no idea, And so I wonder if he's
also starting to like train himself to be more professional
because he knows we're gonna play it on the show.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
Yeah, yeah, No, it's just it happens in the moment.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
Man, you grab the phone, you call and whatever.
Speaker 11 (28:38):
It's pretty exciting because when they answer that phone, you're like,
oh man, this is my moment.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
Like to do what make a difference?
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
I like that and we all want to make a difference,
save a life. And I think you made a difference
even if you had somewhere else to be. You know
what my saying is, see something, say something. That's a
good thing. Yeah, unless you have somewhere to be, and
then you just who cares? No, No, I saw something,
said something, but I didn't stop. This guy gave his
body to science after he died. He said, hey, if
I go, you can have it. And so once they
(29:06):
start like going through like seeing what happened to him,
see what they can learn from his body, they found.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
Out he had three wieners. Whoa like, See, this guy
was just too old. He missed it.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
He missed about like fifty years if he were twenty eight.
Now he's got an OnlyFans career. Oh gosh, Like the
guy would have been so rich instead of being like
the circus act or hiding it from everybody.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Three, yeah, pretty amazing.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
Three.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
That doesn't mean you want to know no, but he
could have.
Speaker 5 (29:37):
Been he had options, and isn't life about options?
Speaker 3 (29:39):
I mean, you don't have that and then not want
to show everyone.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
Yeah you know how your tail? You have a tail?
Speaker 14 (29:44):
Yeah, and I don't always feel comfortable sharing that, but
sometimes you do, and when you do, that's only fan.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Sometimes I do, but then you all make fun of me. No,
do you think there's a room for me over on
olying fans with my tail?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Yeah, definitely, if you can wiggle it. The man was
described as a white man about six feet talk. Appeared
to have normal genitalia on the first examination, but when
they they found two others, dang, what if you could
like pick one like one he got in a little
trouble with like he didn't like we wasn't just say
(30:15):
he wasn't responsible with that one?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Right, So they're not all equal sized?
Speaker 5 (30:19):
Hey, who's our Hey?
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Neither are ours?
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Hey?
Speaker 11 (30:22):
And there is a woman she's a twenty six year
old she's got two Yeah, I've heard that before.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Pretty awesome. Yeah, I've heard that before. She dm me
once and I was like, all right, Alan Jackson, we're
gonna hear from him in a second. It's his birthday.
I guess some really cool things. Do you want to
hear a fun fact about Alan Jackson? Yes, so I
put this on my TikTok. Actually, two days ago, Alan
Jackson's wife was at the airport. Alan Jackson was an
unknown singer. Alan Jackson's wife saw Glenn Campbell at the
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airport and went up and said, mister Campbell, this is
my husband. Here's his demo. Glenn Campbell was a big
part of why Alan Jackson had to start in country music. Wow,
Alan Jackson's birthday. I'm gonna tell you some cool stuff
about Alan Jackson.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
By the way, how old do you think he is?
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Sixty five?
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Great guest, sixty six. He's kind of ageless to me.
I met him once, no in person met him once.
I've talked to him on zoom. But did a show
where he was performing after me and I was like,
we were in Dallas, so I was like, I'm gonna
go say hi, and he was like, sometimes I hear
you on the radio.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
Cool, that's pretty cool, It's all he said.
Speaker 5 (31:28):
I didn't even say anything good.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Alan Jackson sold nearly eighty million albums worldwide. He eighteen
ACM sixteen cmas all that his top three radio songs
at number three, Don't Rock the juw Box, Don't.
Speaker 4 (31:42):
Rock jukebox, Here's some Jones. That was actually the clip
of the song.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
She wondered, Yeah, it's really good, number three weeks in
nineteen ninety one, number two.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
Probably would have thought this was number one. Well, it
went down yonder on Chada Hooch.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
You went down yonder a way.
Speaker 4 (31:59):
To who knows? I sing everything wrong?
Speaker 3 (32:01):
It's way down.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
I don't know. I sing a lyric.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Four weeks at number one in ninety three and the
number one song which I would not have expected this
to be number one, but it's a radio hit, meaning
doesn't mean the most of our hearts.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
But people just liked hearing it. Pum is something long
and long.
Speaker 7 (32:19):
I like longall and strong, make it or Hurricane before
I go and sing.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
I love that song.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Long and Dong No.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
It's five o'clock somewhere with Jimy Buffet spent eight weeks
at number one in two thousand and three. I always
felt it was weird they had the word dong in
that song. They don't Yeah, I hear that.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
And now the top five things you might not have
known about Alan Jackson.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
Number five.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
He had never written a song before moving to Nashville.
He talked about the person in Nashville who was like,
you need to write songs and not just perform cover songs.
Speaker 16 (32:48):
I don't know anything about the music business or recording
or anything. And this one old guy in Noon and
a young man that had a band, a rock band.
He played in Atlanta. S He had a little four
track studio in his basement or something. He's the only
guy I ever knew that recorded, And so I asked
him about it. He said, yea, if you go to Nashville,
you know, you can't go up there singing everybody else's songs.
You need your original material to show them who you are.
So I started writing songs, and when I came to Nashville,
(33:09):
I had a paper sack full of songs, and a
lot of those ended up on the first two or three.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
Records's History, as they say, Red's History.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
Number four. He had so many hits. He feels bad.
He can't play him all in one single. Show me
it's tough.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
It's tough.
Speaker 16 (33:23):
I mean I've had sixty or seventy singles. You know,
there have been either one or five or top ten hits,
and it makes me feel really bad. Sometimes I'll see
a fan out there holding up a sign of a
particular song from twenty years ago that I hadn't sung
in a long time, and you know, I just can't.
Speaker 5 (33:38):
Most time, I.
Speaker 16 (33:39):
Couldn't do it if it makes me feel bad. I
know some people come to hear one particular song and
you just don't get to do it for him. So
I try to just pick the biggest ones and the
ones that have affected the most people or that I
enjoy as well.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
He still gets recognized on and off stage, but asked him,
what if you don't have a Cowboy hat on?
Speaker 16 (33:56):
I get recognized quite a bit with just a ball
cap or something on it. It's you know, you more
diehard fans that know me well. But I think as
I've gotten older, I don't look quite as the same
as some of those early videos. So yeah, I don't
Cowboy had definitely you stand out a little more.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
Number two.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
I used to work in the mail room at TNN,
which was the Nashville Network TV network, and they got
the opportunity to perform at one of the shows.
Speaker 5 (34:19):
Because the people there they were like, you want to
be a singer.
Speaker 14 (34:22):
Right.
Speaker 16 (34:22):
I worked at TNN in the mailroom, and so the
people that worked there with me knew I was inspiring
to be a singer and songwriter. And one day I
was just standing around backstage when that show was taping.
They said, Hey, we need somebody else to sing going
into commercial, because they pulled people out of the audience
to sing, just a guest audience member just to sing
going into the commercial. And they asked me if I
(34:43):
wanted to sing, and so I jumped up there.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
That's pretty cool, it's awesome.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
And then number one he said he did not know
that Chattahoochie was going to be as big as it
was when they wrote it.
Speaker 16 (34:52):
Yes, Chattahoochie, Well, Jim and Briden I wrote that, and
I just thought that it was, you know, a title
of the name the river in Georgia that I grew
up on around and nobody unless they were from that
area where even don't know what in the world I
was singing about. I guess the song was really more
than that. It was it was a growing up kind
of cone of age song in a small town. And
(35:12):
I realized later that everybody had a Chattahoochie or something
like that, so they related to it regardless of the title.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
So I was wrong with that one, and.
Speaker 5 (35:21):
He got the rhyme houci couci. Never forget he got
the rhyme houciouchi. Happy birthday, Alan Jackson, really one of
the greats. Sixty six years old today, it's time for
the good news, Bobby.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
In September, students at James Madison High School in Virginia
surprised their custodian Francis with his dream car, a Geep Wrangler,
for his birthday. Whoa that by itself is is awesome.
That's so cool. That's so cool. Originally from another country.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
So they say.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
He's well loved by his students for his kindness as positivity.
He prays with them, he's super supportive, and they were
so moved at what he he's been able to do
over the years. They raised over twenty thousand dollars and
they got him a Jeep Amaze. So he's super overwhelmed. Obviously,
I would watch me be overwhelmed. I'm not even as
good a person as this guy. I watched me be overwhelmed.
Months later, the Washington Commander's football team has now honored
(36:15):
the students for honoring their Oh like a follow up, yeah,
because we can't had this story away earlier, like months ago,
Santana Moss, who played football for the Washington football team
and the team's mascot, showed up and gave all the
students tickets to the game coming up against the Bears
(36:36):
in the twenty seventh Dan, that's cool. And so it's like,
we know you didn't do this to be recognized, but
because of that, we want to recognize you. And so
won this custodian francis awesome. Dude, you must be doing
a lot for a lot of people for them to
want to buy you a car. For these students to
do that raise money, that's amazing. And now they're going
to go and you know what, the commanders don't suck,
And that's also a great.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
Yeah, they're actually good.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
I've been.
Speaker 5 (36:57):
They're good.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Seats too, well, probably probably decent. They'll probably get to
eat like in the fancy people lounge the owner and get.
Speaker 4 (37:04):
To be able to field.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
And now we're haters, our haters. That's from w TSP.
That's a great story. That's what it's all about. That
was telling me something. Good time for the investigative corny,
We have ninety seconds, guys, how many can we get
right in ninety seconds?
Speaker 5 (37:19):
The record is six am?
Speaker 4 (37:21):
You ready go the morning?
Speaker 15 (37:28):
Corny?
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Why didn't the ghost across the road?
Speaker 5 (37:31):
It's gonna boost because she said to no boost?
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Scare highway street, street light, lamp, elm street dark, trick
or treat? Couldn't see?
Speaker 5 (37:43):
We read it again? Jay walking walking?
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Why didn't the ghost was walking?
Speaker 4 (37:47):
J Walker? Jay walker?
Speaker 15 (37:49):
What?
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Why didn't the ghost cross the road?
Speaker 4 (37:52):
Across the road?
Speaker 5 (37:53):
Because it was.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Scared? Sheet?
Speaker 5 (37:58):
Let's oh, that's funny.
Speaker 10 (38:03):
It was a ghost town, it was Why did the
ghost across the sheet lights didn't have sheets?
Speaker 5 (38:09):
The sheet lights were out. I'm just trying because there's
no boo at all. We said no more because the
chicken was in a seance.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Why didn't the ghost across the road?
Speaker 4 (38:24):
Are you pointing at me?
Speaker 13 (38:25):
Because she said, you're honest with chicken chicken? She was
was Jordan was ultra poultry geist cult? It was chicken poultry, guys.
There's a poultry chicken sheet. That's pretty funny, guys, but
it's a different joke, like what what do you call it?
Bess chicken? A poultry guys, guys wrote a good one.
Speaker 3 (38:42):
That's really good man.
Speaker 4 (38:42):
What was the real chack? Chicken?
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Chicken? Why didn't the ghost cross the road?
Speaker 5 (38:47):
But I'm sorry, not a chicken.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
If I should have said, like, why didn't the skeleton
cross the road?
Speaker 3 (38:53):
Either works bones?
Speaker 5 (38:55):
It was scary?
Speaker 9 (38:56):
No, no gun, no, no nobody to get got it?
Speaker 2 (39:01):
Got it? Okay, Okay, we're at a time. Yeah we
are actually well, we got but let's be fair. We
came up with our own during that segment that's never
been done, which is awesome. Yeah, find the positive guys.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (39:13):
Everybody, by the way, can ask a quick question. Sure,
did you take your one hundred dollars bill back to
the bank? I did yesterday.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Yeah, they gave me a fresh one.
Speaker 5 (39:21):
Did they ask for both halves?
Speaker 4 (39:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:24):
So you have to have at least half of it
any bill. It doesn't matter how it's ripped up or eaten.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
But if you have half of it, even ripped into
three parts, as long as they can be putting a
one percent, not half, it's going to be more than half.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
The thing is when they piece it back together. If
there is a little more than half, you are good.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Little more than half, well, half it can't just be
half though, because then you get it right twice.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Right, little more than half.
Speaker 5 (39:46):
Yeah, so you got your money, I got my money.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
I have.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
I brought the fresh hundred to here.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
You want to see it?
Speaker 5 (39:51):
No, because they could be any hundred, you know, I
got it. No, I know, but we just believe you.
Speaker 6 (39:56):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (39:56):
Yeah, I'm just saying you can show us any hundred
and be like you were right.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
It was that I guessed and then we looked it out.
But yes, I.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Appreciate that you guess, looked you were right.
Speaker 5 (40:05):
And also right about it being the jokes I didn't.
Speaker 7 (40:07):
Also, there was some of the five dollar bill was
eaten too, so they gave me a fresh five could
bring it.
Speaker 4 (40:12):
I want to see that. And that is the end
of the first half of the podcast.
Speaker 5 (40:20):
That is the end of the first half of the podcast.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
That is the end of the first of the podcast.
Speaker 5 (40:25):
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Speaker 2 (40:27):
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The transmitting Eliza.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Welcome to Thursday show, Breaking News, breaking news, my first
morning studio. Morning Now, if you did not hear a
special Amy voice, there's reason why she's not here.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
What is happening?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Oh no, it's it's funnier and worse than you think,
but funnier. First breaking news, hitting against herself, breaking it,
breaking news.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
This has never happened.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
So before I come into work and get a text
from Amy and there's no there are no letters or
words in the text. It's just a video. And I'm like,
oh boy, what's happened here? And so Amy sends me
a video and all you see is inside her bedroom
and her door.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
And this is the she's not here. This is the
video she sends me.
Speaker 6 (00:52):
Literally locked in my room. I'm trying to leave it.
I cannot get out, and I don't know how it's
happened or why, and my children don't come from me.
Speaker 7 (01:06):
What.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
So I'm watching her.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
She can't get her doorknob, doorknob open, she's locked in
her bedroom.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Inside her room. Oh no.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
And so I'm laughing, and I'm like, first of all,
you know how you're flustered if you're late, Like the
clock's little lake, You're like, oh my god, how am
I going to catch up? First of all, I call
her and I say, remove any fluster because I know
you're gonna feel like that because you're coming in late.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I said.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Second of all, this is hilarious.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
So I'm texting with her as I'm getting ready coming
in and I say uh ha ha oh no, and
then I write window question mark and she goes, my
room's upstairs, second floor.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Oh, I said, battering ram.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yes, And I said, are the kids there? Because it's
so early, you can wake them up. I said nine
to one one question mark? Do when you have lunchbox?
I said, prayer like, I'm giving her all these options
and how to break out of her room. She said,
her son, Stevenson, is now awake trying to help. He said,
don't worry about work, don't stress out about it. You're
gonna be fine. And this is gonna be good content
(02:09):
that makes you feel any better. So then she sends
me another video.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Here we go.
Speaker 8 (02:13):
He should be a good a little.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Clip that's Stevenson and that shouldn't work.
Speaker 9 (02:18):
But it's not.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
I don't budget in.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I'm not, I'm not. I feel like I'm getting close
to within it.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
They're trying to like pick the lock. Now her son,
it's thirteen or fourteen. Now, it's like going, okay, we're
trying to pick pick and she's like, got me too.
I love how he's taking charge too. Yeah, he like
passed her something under the door, like a like a
little paper clip. But unless you like know how to
do it, you've only seen it on TV and you
don't know how to do it, right, I've seen credit
(02:51):
cards even that right, Like he's gonna Amy's trapped in.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Her room right now. Hilarious, hilarious. That's great. What that's
great for?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
More time both okay, cool, but just break it down.
I said she should knock the door knob off, Like
how do you do that? You get a book or
something and go whack and knock it off. See that's
in the movies too.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I think I could knock a door knob off, like
at that point, just kick the door over, kick a hole.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Through a problem with the door. Oh, kick a hole
through it. Yeah, I've then climb through.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
That's that's a big hole. You just get a new door,
I hear you. But I would knock the door knob
off before I would get a new door. But the
problem with kicking the door not a hole, but like
kicking it open. The door opens from the inside, right,
so someone on the other side have to kick it open. Okay,
Stevenson kicking him. We should call her in a minute. Okay,
is she still stuck in there? Like right now, as
(03:44):
I've updated three minutes ago, she was still stuck in
her room. This has never happened. We've been doing this
show for one hundred years. It feels like like I
met Amy twenty years ago. No one has ever been
locked in their house. It almost I was hilarious, Like,
can you actually get locked inside of somewhere?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Right?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
It's like when someone's like, I'm locked inside my car. No,
just pull the door handle when you're inside, you just
pull the handle into unlocked.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
See.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
It sounds like they're working hard open then, and it's
not moving.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
So we're gonna call her if she doesn't, let me
check and see if she texted.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Oh man, Ray, can you get her on the phone. Yep, hilarious.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Oh yeah, I was laughing out loud, and that's why
I wanted to call her to be like, don't feel
like you're late and flustered because there's a lot of
stuff that her and I do that she does before
the show, lots of local liners and country minute for
night shows, and I was like, do worry about it,
We'll take care of all that. So I've been doing
a lot of her work, and I'm happy to do
it because it's so hilarious.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Out of all the things, I didn't expect this one.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Yeah, this is too good.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Let's fender bender.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
The major her driving like I thought, ten car pile up,
multiple fatalities.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Wait, what the uh? Did you notice she wasn't here? Though, Yes,
you didn't, okay because her car wasn't here.
Speaker 10 (04:57):
Yeah, well, I just seeing at her chair. Security guy
asked me, have you seen Amy? I said no, Oh,
I didn't tell him.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
My bad, My bad.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
I should probably tell him what did Yeah, I was
laughing so hard. She should send her son to the neighbors.
This is also, this is what people should do if
you're late to work. Do this.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Yeah, I thought of it.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
No, No, When you were telling the story, I'm like,
this is Geenie. You can't. Oh, I think it for
you to do it tomorrow. No, you can't do that.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Look Bobby, I'm stuck. Okay, So we're gonna try to
call Amy. This is a new situation. After twenty years,
we've never had this happen. We can appreciate it for that.
Speaker 11 (05:35):
Yes, if she's still stuck, we're calling nine one one
because we don't want her to starve.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
And how she dedicated a pea corner in her room,
that's a great.
Speaker 10 (05:42):
Point because she had there's probably a bathroom in her bedroom.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
It doesn't matter. He's still need a pea corner. If
you're trapped anywhere, you need a pea corner. We're going
live to Amy's house. If you did not wake up
and hear the beginning of the show, Amy is locked
in her bedroom. Ray, would you play that beginning clip again?
Because this is what she texted me before I even
came into work this morning.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
I literally locked in my room.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
I'm trying to leave and I can work it out.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
And I don't know how it's happened or why my children.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
So you see, you're like trying to unlock the doors,
like I can't get out, and I say jump out
the window.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
She goes, I'm on the second story.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
So Amy, are you safe?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
First of all, are you safe, and have you found
a pea corner in your room to make sure that
you can still go to the bathroom.
Speaker 7 (06:24):
Well, I have a bathroom in my room.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
It doesn't matter. I think you still need a peak
cars a bathroom.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
No, I have the dog and the cat, and I
think they are the ones that need is the bathroom.
So I got to figure that out. And yeah, help
actually is here working on it. So my kids I
banged and screamed loud enough to where they woke up
and tried to help and put in. But I called
(06:50):
some people and so they're actively working on it right now.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
By actively working, can you hear them on the other
side of the door.
Speaker 7 (06:58):
Yes, like you can hear them working on the other
side of the door, like they're doing like different things,
like I don't know. I think I just heard like
go get a card, like there's.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Some credit cards threw driver cards.
Speaker 7 (07:13):
Little. I don't know if you can hear that.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
But we can break it in your house. She sounds
s fammined.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Oh no, lunchbox wants to know if you're starving, if
you somehow get food to you.
Speaker 7 (07:27):
Well, I'm about to start having my caffeine headache, so
I need coffee with drawer setting in. I need to
uh somehow get that. And then I have organized my
bathroom and my closet and my dad is Sometimes in
(07:50):
the morning I make my bed fully. I always make
my bed, but this morning I definitely did a little
like just kind of sort of made my bed. But
now it is made perfectly with the.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Sheets folded up into like birds and swans.
Speaker 12 (08:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Do you feel safe? Blink twice if you don't, like
we can see her right? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Uh okay.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Was there ever a thought of kicking down the door?
Speaker 7 (08:15):
I don't know that it would be possible. I don't know,
but now I'm for sure going to buy one of
those little ladder things that you throw out your window,
because this is necessary.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Would you actually have thrown the ladder out and crawled
down just to get to work?
Speaker 7 (08:29):
I think yes, I could do that easy. I was
already already figured out. I was on Amazon a minute
ago trying to figure out what to order and which
wind do I throw it out of? Like now I
need to be prepared.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Amazon Prime can probably got it there already.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Yeah, same day.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
What about have you thought about calling the fire department?
Speaker 12 (08:45):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (08:46):
And I kind of thought what if that is how
I meet somebody?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Could you imagine she's oh, he comes up, sweeps away,
she doesn't go to work cause they make love all morning.
Speaker 7 (08:56):
Uh no, wait, whoa? That escalated quickly the storyline.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Yeah, that's that's what happens in the movie.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
And he's wearing his suit but no shirt underneath, and
the suit's unshelked.
Speaker 7 (09:05):
Okay, No, I was thinking maybe we go to dinner.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Yeah, we got to set your higher than that.
Speaker 7 (09:13):
Okay, dinner food. Okay, Well, I don't know. I feel
like they're making progress, So I'm supposed to like turn
the knobs for seconds, so you don't want to hold off.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
I never turned the knob to get out of the right.
She just never opened the power.
Speaker 7 (09:27):
Okay, all right, well they need my assistant, so I'll
do it.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Yeah, let's go live. Yeah where we are live? I mean, okay, okay,
we're gonna listen to Amy's.
Speaker 8 (09:37):
Locked in her bedroom ahead, and then what am I
supposed to do?
Speaker 7 (09:39):
Like we're to the left, Okay, I'm turning it to
the left. What is that thing you're sticking through there?
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Oh, that's dirty. That's called it. That's called a gloryhole.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Don't touch it.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Don't got a question that she had a we're expert?
Who is this?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah, it's like on pond Stars. She knows a guy. Okay,
do she knows the door expert?
Speaker 7 (10:07):
Okay? Wait, I'm turning to the left, my last or
your left?
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Oh my god?
Speaker 6 (10:13):
Yeah? Let go?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Okay, No, doesnt sound good, Guys, I've heard a lot
of doors open that sound.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Like that, Amy, Can they unscrew the doorknob?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Just knock the doorknob off and didn't get a new doorknob?
Speaker 4 (10:28):
That's what I would have done.
Speaker 7 (10:30):
They already tried to screw the unscrewed.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
You watch language Worldly in the morning, literally unscrew it?
Speaker 7 (10:39):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Got it?
Speaker 6 (10:40):
So?
Speaker 11 (10:40):
Amy, did you call a locks.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
Going to Lunchbucks?
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Is so worried he's going to puberty right now? Amy?
Speaker 7 (10:47):
Oh, I called, oh h h handy man?
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Any man here?
Speaker 4 (10:57):
She said, Yeah, she's just looking to meet anybody.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I think the door's not even broken. She's finding a
way to call every dude in town. I called a
local heart surgeon who I read with single Instagram?
Speaker 7 (11:09):
Wait, so do I pull it?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
What if the door has always been a pull? She's
trying to push the whole time.
Speaker 7 (11:16):
Well, we're gonna try to block or the where it goes.
Speaker 11 (11:21):
Okay, wow, woman, sure does it doesn't sound like a man.
Speaker 7 (11:27):
Okay, Shan, do you have your phone?
Speaker 3 (11:33):
She's like, call it hate me man?
Speaker 7 (11:37):
Here she broke out.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Amy's trying to get out of her bedroom.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
She's not at work because she's been locked in her room.
Speaker 7 (11:46):
Who who's on the other side.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
You've been talking to him?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
No, tru Now there's a hole cast of characters on
the other side of her hand.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Listeners are up and buy do oh.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
I just didn't know, Shannon. If you can you.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
We're going to come back. I feel like we're not
close though, Yeah, I don't think so. I feel like
we're not close. Hey, Amy can ask a question, Yes,
why don't you?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Can you not just take a hammer and bang the
doorknob off because doorknobs relatively inexpensive.
Speaker 7 (12:22):
Well, I just flatten your doorknobs.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I will buy you a do no right new doorknob
if that's the case. If you're really hurting for a doorknob.
Speaker 7 (12:32):
Well no, but yes, I suppose you could. But it's
the lock that's coming. It's somehow duck. I don't really
know they're close. They say they're close. I hear. I
just heard. Oh we're close.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Okay, we're going to come back.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
I'm getting frustrated. I want to go help so bad.
Speaker 11 (12:51):
I want I want to take a hammer through the
door so she can crawl through.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
I mean, great video of her crawling.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Through the She's not going to break the door knob.
She's not going to kick a hole in the door.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Well, let's just give it a good kick. That's it,
just try it.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
But the kick is on the inside. She needs somebody
outside of kick in.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Someone's out there. The handyman's out there, and so as shamming.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
I heard that right, right, Well.
Speaker 7 (13:13):
I hope both my kids left for school because they're
definitely also.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Playing video games right now.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Totally I'm not going to school and moms stuck in
her bedroom.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
We're gonna have to come back. Amy is locked in
her bedroom.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
She's not obviously, she's going to miss the first hour
of the show.
Speaker 7 (13:32):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Okay, Hey, hey, like she's somebody discovered on a deserted island.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
Thank you so much, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Okay, Hey, what's up with mister Dvos over there?
Speaker 7 (13:53):
What happened is it broken? Well, yeah, okay, I need
to get a new one.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Okay, all ask him how that happened? Like, what happened?
Speaker 7 (14:05):
You know how this happened? Oh? Come on, you said,
Noah black.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Let Eddie talk to yes, yes, yes, let me talk
to him. Can Eddy talk to him?
Speaker 7 (14:19):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Okay?
Speaker 8 (14:26):
Is that he talking to us?
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Yes? See what that means, Mike, Mike, the little thing
in the middle is what it was?
Speaker 12 (14:41):
Okay, okay, okay, Stark handle necessita, mississippo cha.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Oh, she needs a new chapper?
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Ask her?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
She's crazy? Is that local Lasagnor? Are you know Lasgnor?
A start loca?
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (15:00):
No, we'll see, okay, okay, guys, I'm free.
Speaker 7 (15:13):
I'm gonna get in coffee and then I'll come to work.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Okay, no rush, Hey, Amy Amy Amy?
Speaker 7 (15:20):
Oh he oh. He just pointed to the phone and
said that y'all are crazy.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Uh tip him? Tip tip him? Well? Nice? Thanks, mom,
not Eddie? What do you mean, no tip? Not tip?
You tip tipped the guy?
Speaker 5 (15:33):
Well, yes, of course, okay, I know.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
I'm just saying that because he was also on the
show with us, and that's what the tips really for.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Yeah, he was yeah, all right, well we'll see in
a little bit.
Speaker 7 (15:44):
Okay, well, yeah, all right.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Last last she made it all right by Amy be right, Hey,
stop and get a coffee.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Hey, take take your sweet time, you know, go the
long way, and she's got all right.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
She liked how her phone notes. Okay, well that was fun.
Huh that was gonna as sin by anonymous sin far.
There's a question to be.
Speaker 13 (16:19):
Well man, Hello Bobby Bones.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Last weekend was my girlfriend's birthday. She threw dinner with
friends and family. Everybody had a great time. When the
bill came, people just started leaving. I thought they'd forgotten
to pay, but my girlfriend said to just let them go.
I assumed she had a coboard. Turns out she expected
me to pay because, as she put it, I make
more money than anyone there. Bill was five hundred and
fifty bucks, mostly alcohol. I barely drank since I was driving.
(16:46):
I refused it first, but to avoid making a big
scene on her birthday, I paid the bill.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Later that night.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
I was not in the mood to hang out, and
the next day I kind of avoided her. Now she
and some of her friends are saying I shouldn't be
mad since I make good money, But it's not about
the cost. It's about the principle. If she just asked,
I would not have minded. But springing it on me
like that just felt wrong. Am I in the wrong here? Signed?
Boyfriends stuck with the bill? You are not in the
wrong for that feeling. It is unfair of them to go.
(17:16):
Since you make this much money, you should have to
pay for everybody. And this is in general in groups
with the dynamic as somebody makes more than everybody else.
Hopefully that person says I'm happy to pay for it, because,
let's be honest, you guys can say it, because if
I say, it's gonna feel a little two D horny
what you did everything all the time? Thank you for
(17:36):
saying that. I don't want to say it, but and
we enjoy it. I appreciate that I pay for everything. However,
you know why though, right you make more than we do.
But if that's the ever the expectation, I will not.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
Do it anymore.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
If the expectation is we should go to dinner because
I was gonna pay for everything all the time, I
will not do it anymore. I do it because it
comes from my heart, and I'm like, yeah, right now,
I'm a little more blessed and I love you guys.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
I'm gonna pay for the dinner. It's no big deal.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
But you noticed I reached for my wallet.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
I don't notice because you don't. Yeah, you leave the
wall in the car.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Yeah, you're leave it at home, so it's hard to do. Yeah.
That sucks. Man.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
I'm gonna so a couple things I want to say here.
That sucks. They expected that I view without telling you.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
That sucks.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
You had to pay it because maybe you didn't have
it budgeted for that month. Just because you make more
money doesn't mean you actually have more money, because money
might be going places they have no idea. The assumed
is what bothers me. So what I would do Because
you can't go back, can't unring a bill. This bell's
been wrong. You can go back to her, not aggressively,
(18:38):
and say I hope you brought their hearty is awesome.
It was a joy for me to pay the bill.
Where I'm a little bit hurt by this. It was
just assumed I would pay for it without asking. I
would have loved to have pay for it, like I
would like for that to have been one of the
gifts or my main gift to you. I think if
you can express that conversation and maybe you don't have
to do it right now while it's still fresh. You
can wait a couple weeks and go back and say that.
(19:00):
But it needs to be She needs to be met
with positivity in order to deliver news that could be
a bit uncomfortable. So you say, hey, birthday party was awesome.
You know I overreacted a little bit. I was happy
to pay for it, just so you know. My only
issue going forward is I don't want it to be
(19:21):
assumed I'm going to pay for everything unless I'm asked
about it. And I think from there, have that healthy conversation.
It sets some good boundaries and then if she doesn't understand,
then she's not the one.
Speaker 10 (19:31):
Dude, But bones, it sounds like he's already expressed himself
because her friends are already.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
The problem is he expressed it too early and probably
too aggressively. It was too fresh on the birthday party,
so then she feels like you're making my birthday suck.
So there is time and place for it. So if
you can wait a little bit and readdress it, it's
not going to be a sensitive so you are not
in the wrong here. Nobody's in the wrong here. This
is feelings. Feelings aren't wrong. So but I would wait
(19:56):
a bit and have that conversation with her. It's a
good email though, it's a good question. I would feel
the same way. If it was expected of me, I
would have left. Yeah, and native been sitting there with
the bill going wait, wait, now, what do we do?
And then I just send them a picture of me
holding up my ring finger into the camera because I
don't do middle finger, this ring finger.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
All right, that's the mailbag, close it up. It's time
for the good newsbox.
Speaker 11 (20:23):
There's a forty two year old woman that who loves
to play the lottery in Michigan. She does those scratch
off scratch scratch scratch loser, scratch scratch scratch loser.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
She goes, you know what, I'm gonna enter that second
chance drawing. I never do it, but I'm gonna scan
my ticket. I'm gonna enter two.
Speaker 11 (20:38):
A couple of weeks later, she gets a call, You're
the winner. She's like a scam alert. Scam scam alert,
scam alert, call lifelot Yeah. Talks to her sisters like, no,
just call the lottery office. See if they're really scamming you,
She calls back, No, she won one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Wow, I bet you so many people think it's a
scam one they never follow up or to the lottery office.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
Does get a bunch of calls not going is this real?
And some of them are, some of them aren't.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
And I would also bet you that now this has
turned into a scam for some people where they see
it happening.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Now they'll scan people. So how does that work?
Speaker 3 (21:10):
You lose, you lose on your scratch offs and then
you just send them in.
Speaker 11 (21:13):
Now you can scan them. They have usually every state
has an app. You scan it and you get entered
into a second chance drawing. And she said she never
does it, but for some reason she scanned a couple
of tickets in.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
She won.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
That's cool.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
A hundred thousand bucks. That would be awesome. I don't
know where one hundredousand dollars. Yes, it'd be like sixty three.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Thousand even out of somewhere I figure somewhere even one
thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
Yeah, awesome. All right, good story, that's what it's all about.
That was telling me something good. Look he's back, she's safe.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
It's Amy's back.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
She was locked in her better on the inside.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Never heard of that before, but if you go listen
to the podcast, you can hear us do half hour
the Amy locked in her room, her kid can't get
her out, her friend can't get her out.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Finally a handyman comes and gets her out.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Handyman doesn't know English, so Eddie translates Amy's out and
She's safe.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
We were so worried. And wow, are we worried?
Speaker 9 (22:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (22:05):
We worried, Yeah, Queen.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
And we were so worried.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
You're very grateful for everybody that woke up to try
to help me.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
When I saw the when when she just texted me
a video before I got to work early early, no
text involved, just a video. I was like, oh my god,
because why would somebody just send a video that early
unless something is wrong? And h ray, would you play
just the beginning clip for listeners that missed it.
Speaker 6 (22:29):
Literally locked in my room, I'm trying to leave them.
I cannot get out, and I don't know how it
has happened, but why my children are not coming from me?
Speaker 5 (22:42):
And so that for thirty minutes, and I like this.
She blamed her children.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
She's like, they're not coming for me.
Speaker 7 (22:48):
They fully awake yet, and I'm banging on the walls
being like Childrey the.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Kids probably like I'll probably have somebody over again, just kidding,
a terrible joke, kind of funny but terrible a minute, okay,
thank you, kind of funny thing.
Speaker 5 (23:09):
Amy's back, so that's all. Thank goodness. She's safe. The
door locked monster got her, but she lived to tell
us about it.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
And you got the bad news though. You're gonna get
a new door.
Speaker 14 (23:19):
And yeah, just a lock, right, just a whole new door.
You have sold all those other doors a whole Facebook marketplace.
One of my friends, I feel like a pretty normal guy.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
He goes and tries to buy Stanley cups whenever they
released them, like Target.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Or Walmart, some Walmart. I don't know Stanley mugs, right, Morgan, is.
Speaker 6 (23:41):
That a Stanley?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
No, this is just like a loser, knock knock up loser,
So I don't. I don't have one either, But he
goes and he buys me resells them. It makes not
enough to like support himself, but for like a side hustle,
like stalks when the Stanleys are being dropped on, that's cool, Yeah,
I mean for a side hustle. Yeah, I mean I
never think to do it, but the demand is so crazy.
(24:05):
They just put out Wicked themed Stanley cups Wicked the musical.
Ariana Grande is in Wicked the Musical, and so they
put them out and then there was pandemonium and there
were brawls like Black Friday. Oh my gosh, people fighting
over these cups. It all could have been avoid to
go to the Target app. This is not a commercial.
You can go to the Target app.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
And get it. Yeah, oh so why in the world
people even go Well, not.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Everybody uses an app. Well, and they got and the
Wicked cups are pretty cool. They're green and pink based
on the characters you seen Wicked. Yeah, it's awesome. Really,
I always say I don't like musicals, but everyone I've
ever seen I liked.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
So I mean I don't know who I am. Then
you like musicals, Yeah, I guess I've seen one or two,
but no, I we saw it here live in person.
It's awesome.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
They're so talented, Like you go to a Broadway show
up in a couple, It's like, what what planet are
these people from? But yeah, the Wicked cups, the brawls
at target with People's New York Post. I'm gonna play
you lunchbox this nine to one one call. We went
and tracked it down freedom of information, we can call
and get it. So I'm gonna play it, but give
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us a reset on what happened.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
And what you saw.
Speaker 11 (25:12):
I'm gonna do it an easy version. This time, there
was a car driving down the road and it was
a red pickup truck. It ran a red light and
it t boned a car. That car spun and hit
a car in the lane next to it, So three
car collision on the road.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Most of the time when he calls, we're like, dude,
you shouldn't have called for that. Once he called for
a kid not wearing a seat belt somb.
Speaker 11 (25:31):
Holding out the drive through onto a busy road.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
This I felt like was a real reason for him
to call. But then he starts to act like he
was wearing a business suit and talking like a businessman.
Really like, actually, nine one one, what has happened was
But we want to hear how he sounds right?
Speaker 6 (25:46):
Ready, go Saturday, October fifth, The time is ten thirty
am one.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
What's your emergency?
Speaker 7 (25:54):
Uh?
Speaker 15 (25:54):
Yeah, I mean I was just calling to report a wreck.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
I just told him wreck. Okay, were you involved in
the wreck?
Speaker 5 (26:00):
Do you need medical assistance?
Speaker 15 (26:02):
I wasn't involved in the wreck. I was driving on
Gallatin right and uh, going westbound in a truck. Red
truck ran a red light, like hit another car and
spun it out. Okay, Gallatin and what is the location
of the accident Gallaton and Trinity.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
Is there anyone there in need of an ambulance or
medical attention?
Speaker 15 (26:21):
I didn't.
Speaker 5 (26:21):
I'm still driving.
Speaker 15 (26:22):
I saw the wreck, but I have somewhere to be,
so I saw the driver of the truck get out
and walk around. So I don't know if anybody is hurt,
but I just saw that and and like he hit
the car and then kind of the car spun and
hit another car. So there's three cars total. There was
a lot of debris in the road, like headlights and
like stuff like that.
Speaker 7 (26:40):
Just be aware.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
Yep, yeah, we have we have assistant on route. Okay,
thank you so much. Man, Okay, thank you solid call.
I give it a Yeah.
Speaker 7 (26:50):
He actually sounded a little bit normal, because sometimes he
goes way too much.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Like you know, over the top of like a fine
he's like a British accent, but I did you have
to do that? Yeah, I will say B plus, great job.
You should have called so and all the times we
say you shouldn't have thank you excellent.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
Got on the back.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
The two things that came off kind of funny. Oh
I couldn't stop that somewhere to be? I don't know,
and you could have just it was just funny to say. Well,
he asked me, does he might need medical assistance?
Speaker 4 (27:17):
I didn't. I mean, I don't know if they do.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
I'm not there, I said, I'm not sure. I just
kept driving. It didn't feel safe to stop or something not.
That's smhere to be. That was funny, and I know
you didn't mean for that to be funny.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
I wasn't trying to be funny. I was trying to
be serious. And there was another part of it too,
where I left.
Speaker 9 (27:32):
Oh, yeah, debris, now just be aware of it. I
like that, Yeah, be aware, like he's giving him end up.
There's three car pile up, but there's debris. Be aware
and the call the operator like we got no.
Speaker 5 (27:44):
Good job though, like we were just picking up.
Speaker 11 (27:46):
I mean there was there was like broken headlights and
tail lights and you know what they might well I
was I was headed west.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
The cops might have been like, hey, guys, I get
to this wret don't worry about being aware apparently talk clater,
But they didn't because you said be aware of Yeah.
Speaker 11 (28:00):
And see, that's why I tried to explain to you
guys the first time, is because I knew I was
going west. I was trying to take you, guys, this
guy's going to eat but it didn't really make sense.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
That's the most mature nine one one call you've ever made,
and all we could pick out of it were a
couple of funny things that you said, not how over
the top you were trying to sound.
Speaker 10 (28:16):
Okay, I am curious though, when you make these calls,
do you think in the back of your mind like
they're going to play this on the show?
Speaker 15 (28:21):
No, I don't.
Speaker 5 (28:22):
I'm just thinking about saving lives. I know he definitely
wants to be played on the show.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Guess why he brings it up as a bit because
we had no idea, And so I wonder if he's
also starting to like train himself to be more professional
because he knows we're gonna play it on the show.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
Yeah, yeah, No, it's just it happens in the moment.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
Man, you grab the phone, you call and whatever.
Speaker 11 (28:38):
It's pretty exciting because when they answer that phone, you're like,
oh man, this is my moment.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
Like to do what make a difference?
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
I like that and we all want to make a difference,
save a life. And I think you made a difference
even if you had somewhere else to be. You know
what my saying is, see something, say something. That's a
good thing. Yeah, unless you have somewhere to be, and
then you just who cares? No, No, I saw something,
said something, but I didn't stop. This guy gave his
body to science after he died. He said, hey, if
I go, you can have it. And so once they
(29:06):
start like going through like seeing what happened to him,
see what they can learn from his body, they found.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
Out he had three wieners. Whoa like, See, this guy
was just too old. He missed it.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
He missed about like fifty years if he were twenty eight.
Now he's got an OnlyFans career. Oh gosh, Like the
guy would have been so rich instead of being like
the circus act or hiding it from everybody.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Three, yeah, pretty amazing.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
Three.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
That doesn't mean you want to know no, but he
could have.
Speaker 5 (29:37):
Been he had options, and isn't life about options?
Speaker 3 (29:39):
I mean, you don't have that and then not want
to show everyone.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
Yeah you know how your tail? You have a tail?
Speaker 14 (29:44):
Yeah, and I don't always feel comfortable sharing that, but
sometimes you do, and when you do, that's only fan.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Sometimes I do, but then you all make fun of me. No,
do you think there's a room for me over on
olying fans with my tail?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Yeah, definitely, if you can wiggle it. The man was
described as a white man about six feet talk. Appeared
to have normal genitalia on the first examination, but when
they they found two others, dang, what if you could
like pick one like one he got in a little
trouble with like he didn't like we wasn't just say
(30:15):
he wasn't responsible with that one?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Right, So they're not all equal sized?
Speaker 5 (30:19):
Hey, who's our Hey?
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Neither are ours?
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Hey?
Speaker 11 (30:22):
And there is a woman she's a twenty six year
old she's got two Yeah, I've heard that before.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Pretty awesome. Yeah, I've heard that before. She dm me
once and I was like, all right, Alan Jackson, we're
gonna hear from him in a second. It's his birthday.
I guess some really cool things. Do you want to
hear a fun fact about Alan Jackson? Yes, so I
put this on my TikTok. Actually, two days ago, Alan
Jackson's wife was at the airport. Alan Jackson was an
unknown singer. Alan Jackson's wife saw Glenn Campbell at the
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airport and went up and said, mister Campbell, this is
my husband. Here's his demo. Glenn Campbell was a big
part of why Alan Jackson had to start in country music. Wow,
Alan Jackson's birthday. I'm gonna tell you some cool stuff
about Alan Jackson.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
By the way, how old do you think he is?
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Sixty five?
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Great guest, sixty six. He's kind of ageless to me.
I met him once, no in person met him once.
I've talked to him on zoom. But did a show
where he was performing after me and I was like,
we were in Dallas, so I was like, I'm gonna
go say hi, and he was like, sometimes I hear
you on the radio.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
Cool, that's pretty cool, It's all he said.
Speaker 5 (31:28):
I didn't even say anything good.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Alan Jackson sold nearly eighty million albums worldwide. He eighteen
ACM sixteen cmas all that his top three radio songs
at number three, Don't Rock the juw Box, Don't.
Speaker 4 (31:42):
Rock jukebox, Here's some Jones. That was actually the clip
of the song.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
She wondered, Yeah, it's really good, number three weeks in
nineteen ninety one, number two.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
Probably would have thought this was number one. Well, it
went down yonder on Chada Hooch.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
You went down yonder a way.
Speaker 4 (31:59):
To who knows? I sing everything wrong?
Speaker 3 (32:01):
It's way down.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
I don't know. I sing a lyric.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Four weeks at number one in ninety three and the
number one song which I would not have expected this
to be number one, but it's a radio hit, meaning
doesn't mean the most of our hearts.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
But people just liked hearing it. Pum is something long
and long.
Speaker 7 (32:19):
I like longall and strong, make it or Hurricane before
I go and sing.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
I love that song.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Long and Dong No.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
It's five o'clock somewhere with Jimy Buffet spent eight weeks
at number one in two thousand and three. I always
felt it was weird they had the word dong in
that song. They don't Yeah, I hear that.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
And now the top five things you might not have
known about Alan Jackson.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
Number five.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
He had never written a song before moving to Nashville.
He talked about the person in Nashville who was like,
you need to write songs and not just perform cover songs.
Speaker 16 (32:48):
I don't know anything about the music business or recording
or anything. And this one old guy in Noon and
a young man that had a band, a rock band.
He played in Atlanta. S He had a little four
track studio in his basement or something. He's the only
guy I ever knew that recorded, And so I asked
him about it. He said, yea, if you go to Nashville,
you know, you can't go up there singing everybody else's songs.
You need your original material to show them who you are.
So I started writing songs, and when I came to Nashville,
(33:09):
I had a paper sack full of songs, and a
lot of those ended up on the first two or three.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
Records's History, as they say, Red's History.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
Number four. He had so many hits. He feels bad.
He can't play him all in one single. Show me
it's tough.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
It's tough.
Speaker 16 (33:23):
I mean I've had sixty or seventy singles. You know,
there have been either one or five or top ten hits,
and it makes me feel really bad. Sometimes I'll see
a fan out there holding up a sign of a
particular song from twenty years ago that I hadn't sung
in a long time, and you know, I just can't.
Speaker 5 (33:38):
Most time, I.
Speaker 16 (33:39):
Couldn't do it if it makes me feel bad. I
know some people come to hear one particular song and
you just don't get to do it for him. So
I try to just pick the biggest ones and the
ones that have affected the most people or that I
enjoy as well.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
He still gets recognized on and off stage, but asked him,
what if you don't have a Cowboy hat on?
Speaker 16 (33:56):
I get recognized quite a bit with just a ball
cap or something on it. It's you know, you more
diehard fans that know me well. But I think as
I've gotten older, I don't look quite as the same
as some of those early videos. So yeah, I don't
Cowboy had definitely you stand out a little more.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
Number two.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
I used to work in the mail room at TNN,
which was the Nashville Network TV network, and they got
the opportunity to perform at one of the shows.
Speaker 5 (34:19):
Because the people there they were like, you want to
be a singer.
Speaker 14 (34:22):
Right.
Speaker 16 (34:22):
I worked at TNN in the mailroom, and so the
people that worked there with me knew I was inspiring
to be a singer and songwriter. And one day I
was just standing around backstage when that show was taping.
They said, Hey, we need somebody else to sing going
into commercial, because they pulled people out of the audience
to sing, just a guest audience member just to sing
going into the commercial. And they asked me if I
(34:43):
wanted to sing, and so I jumped up there.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
That's pretty cool, it's awesome.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
And then number one he said he did not know
that Chattahoochie was going to be as big as it
was when they wrote it.
Speaker 16 (34:52):
Yes, Chattahoochie, Well, Jim and Briden I wrote that, and
I just thought that it was, you know, a title
of the name the river in Georgia that I grew
up on around and nobody unless they were from that
area where even don't know what in the world I
was singing about. I guess the song was really more
than that. It was it was a growing up kind
of cone of age song in a small town. And
(35:12):
I realized later that everybody had a Chattahoochie or something
like that, so they related to it regardless of the title.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
So I was wrong with that one, and.
Speaker 5 (35:21):
He got the rhyme houci couci. Never forget he got
the rhyme houciouchi. Happy birthday, Alan Jackson, really one of
the greats. Sixty six years old today, it's time for
the good news, Bobby.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
In September, students at James Madison High School in Virginia
surprised their custodian Francis with his dream car, a Geep Wrangler,
for his birthday. Whoa that by itself is is awesome.
That's so cool. That's so cool. Originally from another country.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
So they say.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
He's well loved by his students for his kindness as positivity.
He prays with them, he's super supportive, and they were
so moved at what he he's been able to do
over the years. They raised over twenty thousand dollars and
they got him a Jeep Amaze. So he's super overwhelmed. Obviously,
I would watch me be overwhelmed. I'm not even as
good a person as this guy. I watched me be overwhelmed.
Months later, the Washington Commander's football team has now honored
(36:15):
the students for honoring their Oh like a follow up, yeah,
because we can't had this story away earlier, like months ago,
Santana Moss, who played football for the Washington football team
and the team's mascot, showed up and gave all the
students tickets to the game coming up against the Bears
(36:36):
in the twenty seventh Dan, that's cool. And so it's like,
we know you didn't do this to be recognized, but
because of that, we want to recognize you. And so
won this custodian francis awesome. Dude, you must be doing
a lot for a lot of people for them to
want to buy you a car. For these students to
do that raise money, that's amazing. And now they're going
to go and you know what, the commanders don't suck,
And that's also a great.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
Yeah, they're actually good.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
I've been.
Speaker 5 (36:57):
They're good.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Seats too, well, probably probably decent. They'll probably get to
eat like in the fancy people lounge the owner and get.
Speaker 4 (37:04):
To be able to field.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
And now we're haters, our haters. That's from w TSP.
That's a great story. That's what it's all about. That
was telling me something. Good time for the investigative corny,
We have ninety seconds, guys, how many can we get
right in ninety seconds?
Speaker 5 (37:19):
The record is six am?
Speaker 4 (37:21):
You ready go the morning?
Speaker 15 (37:28):
Corny?
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Why didn't the ghost across the road?
Speaker 5 (37:31):
It's gonna boost because she said to no boost?
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Scare highway street, street light, lamp, elm street dark, trick
or treat? Couldn't see?
Speaker 5 (37:43):
We read it again? Jay walking walking?
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Why didn't the ghost was walking?
Speaker 4 (37:47):
J Walker? Jay walker?
Speaker 15 (37:49):
What?
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Why didn't the ghost cross the road?
Speaker 4 (37:52):
Across the road?
Speaker 5 (37:53):
Because it was.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Scared? Sheet?
Speaker 5 (37:58):
Let's oh, that's funny.
Speaker 10 (38:03):
It was a ghost town, it was Why did the
ghost across the sheet lights didn't have sheets?
Speaker 5 (38:09):
The sheet lights were out. I'm just trying because there's
no boo at all. We said no more because the
chicken was in a seance.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Why didn't the ghost across the road?
Speaker 4 (38:24):
Are you pointing at me?
Speaker 13 (38:25):
Because she said, you're honest with chicken chicken? She was
was Jordan was ultra poultry geist cult? It was chicken poultry, guys.
There's a poultry chicken sheet. That's pretty funny, guys, but
it's a different joke, like what what do you call it?
Bess chicken? A poultry guys, guys wrote a good one.
Speaker 3 (38:42):
That's really good man.
Speaker 4 (38:42):
What was the real chack? Chicken?
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Chicken? Why didn't the ghost cross the road?
Speaker 5 (38:47):
But I'm sorry, not a chicken.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
If I should have said, like, why didn't the skeleton
cross the road?
Speaker 3 (38:53):
Either works bones?
Speaker 5 (38:55):
It was scary?
Speaker 9 (38:56):
No, no gun, no, no nobody to get got it?
Speaker 2 (39:01):
Got it? Okay, Okay, we're at a time. Yeah we
are actually well, we got but let's be fair. We
came up with our own during that segment that's never
been done, which is awesome. Yeah, find the positive guys.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (39:13):
Everybody, by the way, can ask a quick question. Sure,
did you take your one hundred dollars bill back to
the bank? I did yesterday.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Yeah, they gave me a fresh one.
Speaker 5 (39:21):
Did they ask for both halves?
Speaker 4 (39:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:24):
So you have to have at least half of it
any bill. It doesn't matter how it's ripped up or eaten.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
But if you have half of it, even ripped into
three parts, as long as they can be putting a
one percent, not half, it's going to be more than half.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
The thing is when they piece it back together. If
there is a little more than half, you are good.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Little more than half, well, half it can't just be
half though, because then you get it right twice.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Right, little more than half.
Speaker 5 (39:46):
Yeah, so you got your money, I got my money.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
I have.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
I brought the fresh hundred to here.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
You want to see it?
Speaker 5 (39:51):
No, because they could be any hundred, you know, I
got it. No, I know, but we just believe you.
Speaker 6 (39:56):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (39:56):
Yeah, I'm just saying you can show us any hundred
and be like you were right.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
It was that I guessed and then we looked it out.
But yes, I.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Appreciate that you guess, looked you were right.
Speaker 5 (40:05):
And also right about it being the jokes I didn't.
Speaker 7 (40:07):
Also, there was some of the five dollar bill was
eaten too, so they gave me a fresh five could
bring it.
Speaker 4 (40:12):
I want to see that. And that is the end
of the first half of the podcast.
Speaker 5 (40:20):
That is the end of the first half of the podcast.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
That is the end of the first of the podcast.
Speaker 5 (40:25):
That is the end of the first time of the podcast.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
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