October 23, 2024 • 39 mins
Bobby Bones gives the most improved awards to people on the show, find out what for! Then, Lunchbox saved a piece of memorabilia from a major artist when they came in studio... now he wants permission to sell it, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
There we go, the mom transmitting.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Liza, Welcome to Wednesday Show Morning Studio Morning. How did
your son's cross country track career end?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
It ended great.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I mean they had a little award ceremony with them,
like you know, like into your party or into season party,
I guess is what you call it. And he got
Most Improved Runner.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Oh, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Did his name say moose on it said?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
It said his name?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Oh yeah, I guess it's just like with his teammates
that he's moose.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Moose on the loose.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
They the moose is on the loser when you're a runner,
that's a good one. So he got most improved. That's
great because he probably don't even know what he was
doing when he started.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I was really proud of him. Honestly. When he first started,
I was thinking.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Okay, ove two miles, like we'll see how this goes
and maybe he'll get some energy out and this will
be good. But he takes it seriously and he does.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
He does well. You training in the off season.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, he's going to track is next.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
So he's gonna run track now. I think the moose
is going to hit the pavement. Dan moose is on
streets is his first sport.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
He's done football kind he did like the Blaze whatever,
and then he did track last year.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
He just hadn't done cross country, which is very different.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Does you like that better? The country?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I think he likes the distance. But then we'll see
this track season. How you know, he's obviously improved, so
we'll see how it goes.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Well, We're gonna do most improved on this show. I've
made up some awards for most improved. I've been so
inspired by the Moose Wow that i have made improvement
awards for everybody here. First of all, most improved in cleanliness.
This award comes after Morgan yelled at certain people on
the show for using the studio as storage lockers. One
person has very much approved. It's been Eddie. Eddie, you
(01:49):
are the most improved in cleanliness.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Let's go now Morgan did you at lunchbox as well?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
But he's still a mess in disgusting, So he does
not win the approved because he did not improve Yes
at all. Now, we moved to a new building and
he thinks that means it's improved. No, no, we just
moved to a place as clean already. But Eddie, you
are most improved in cleanliness.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Wow, thank you guys, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Next up, most improved in staying focused mostly is Amy.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Oh yeah, whoa yes uh.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
For the most part, she's been more focused and her
doodles are down about thirteen percent. Look, oh my gosh, page,
hold your page, hold your doodle page up, it's all doodles.
That's only eighty percent of a page. Usually was one hundred. Okay,
so most improved and stand focused sort of.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Amy.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Also, doodling helps me focus while I'm doodling, I hear.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
That's like me telling my wife. You know, if I
want to TikTok, you help me go to sleep.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Google it.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Next up, most improved and not dating losers. Sure goes
to Morgan. Her last guy wasn't a loser, just not
the right guy. But we're very happy to see Morgan's
most improved and not dating the most losory guy that
walks in the room with a gold chain in jail.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
That feels really good for me.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Thank you welcome.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Most improved in avoiding anger eruptions that scare everyone.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
In the room.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Boy, this is so true goes to Lunchbox.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Wow, job, new year knew me.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Ever, since the epic post show meltdown where he started
taking items from the pallette to his car and cursing
other members out of the show, he hasn't had a
single eruption in forty days.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
That was a bad day, man, when he one of those.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Signs is like this many days since someone's been injured,
or like a chip like a yes, yeah, this is
my sixty day ship. I've not cursed anybody out.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
It's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Most improved in a weight loss Stanley the bulldog. I've
been really feeding him the right amount of food. He
has lost. Doctor Josie was as the house. He's lost
like six or seven pounds. Boy Stanley, he's been rocking
it despite the rumors, not taking any medicine. He's just
doing it the right way.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Can I add to that one too, Like I've been
to your house and they used to jump on me,
both dogs. They don't jump on me anymore. They don't
even we've been working about.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
We've been working about, you know, we're not perfect well
on the jumping department.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Do a little better.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
And finally, most improved in song topic diversity Country radio
and here's why there's only one song in the top
ten about drinking and only one about trucks. Some means
are eight that are not about trucks or drinking. Yes,
big deal, Yes, so lots of most improves. Big shout
out to moose Amy's son for his most improved in track. Glad, Glad,
everybody's here.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
This morning, anonymous bar. Then's a question to because.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Hello, Bobby Bones. I've had three dates with a girl
who's seemingly amazing to this point. But I was invited
to her house. When I got to the door and
rang the bell, I heard a dog barking. Then I
heard her yelling and stomping, and then a dog yelping.
Once I was inside, she did her best to be
a good hostess, but it couldn't helped.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
But no notice.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
The dog was locked in its cage the whole time,
like it was being punished. I'm a dog guy. I
haven't tried to go over and give us some attention,
which it clearly wanted, but she discouraged me from doing
that because quote, he would be a pain in the
butt all night and never leave us alone end quote.
How much of a red flag is this? Signed dog
loving dude. I don't think it's a red flag, Yet
you could she could have all control dog. I've had
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ale control dogs. The flag is going to come in
a later point in this relationship. I've had dogs that
are all of control that I've had to create train Ellaer,
the dog that we have now, who still gets a
little pee when pe p p when people come over,
like she gets excited, she gets a little pee. Yeah,
(05:41):
she was out of her mind, bonkers. She was aggressive.
So when people would come doorbell, grab her, take God
by the collar. She's fighting the whole time he put
her in. We create trainer, so there are ways to
actually help dogs. Because it always my heart that feel like, oh,
(06:01):
this is not the nicest thing to do. I don't
think you should judge her by this only because she
literally could be training her dog. Now, if this happens
in other areas with the dog where she's aggressive towards
the dog and areas the dog doesn't really need it,
is she's not properly training the dog, then I think
that's a flag. But the doorbell, you guys know, dogs
will go bananas at doorbells or knocks on the door,
(06:24):
or they pole anybody. Yeah, so if she would have
stomped on the dog, that would have been something. And
I think it would have been easy for me to go, oh,
huge red flags. I'm such a dog guy. But I
but being such a dog guy and having had dogs
that were not trained because we pulled them out of
places that had no structure at all, we had to
build that structure, and building structures very uncomfortable for everybody.
(06:47):
So I would not put the flag up yet on her.
He did say he heard the yelp though, Yeah, and
you know ello, good point, boy, you would think we
were tasing her. Or if you with water they yelp, yeah,
we would do that water bottle like the Windex bottle
of water too. So bro, I get it on the surface,
(07:10):
she feels dangerous, especially if it does it to you.
If she ever stomps and yells at you and put
you in a cage, Well you might like that, let's
be honest, Yes, or a really green boy or a
really grand I would say, just pay attention. She actually
could be someone who love, love, loves her dog and
is doing the very difficult thing and giving that dog structure,
especially if it's a new dog. But I would I
(07:31):
would pay attention to this. You bring up, you pay
attention to it move forward. And also she's been amazing
to this point. All that that that they'll all go away,
she'll be normal before.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
You know it.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
You mean, not amazing.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yeah, nobody's ever amazing forever. Okay, it's amazing in the
first couple of weeks, first couple of months, Oh, it's amazing.
But then they're real people again. Then they forget flush
tole and you look in they're like, oh god, you know,
it's the whole thing that they're normal people too.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
All right, close it up, Amy's Pile of stories.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Chocolate prices have more than doubled since the start of
the year, and candy companies are compensating by pushing more
fruity and gummy candies for Halloween. So your kid's Halloween
bucket might have a lot more of that stuff this
year and a lot less chocolate.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
You're telling me there's any more dots?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Well, or like Skittles, Stars.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Lifesaver gummies are pretty good.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
No more, I'll do the noise.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
How I feel about it? Carmel or what is it
called candy corn? Oh? Definitely, no, No, I'm with you.
That's good. K cats.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah, less chocolate, there's less.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
We can still we can still enjoy the little bit
we have. Oh, I was just doing like general candy noises.
You met, you said the candy, I make the noise, dots,
sour pache kids.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Smarties.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Ward, Smarties again, Smarties.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
You can do better. You can do better.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Okay, what else do you have?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Where do you get your financial lunchbox?
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Well, a new.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Survey found that most people these days are getting it
from TikTok.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
TikTok.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Yes, I learn a lot from TikTok. I'm pretty sure,
like seventy percent of it's true. But I learn a
lot from TikTok.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Yeah, they're called fine influencers.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Well, all you have to do is find like two
videos in a row, Like if you search, say you
want to search anything. Let's say you want to search
Halloween candy. This is the great part and the worst
part about TikTok. And you search Halloween candy and you
watch two videos of Halloween candy, your algorithm is going
to feed you Halloween candy videos four or five or
six out of the next ten until you'd show them
you do not want to watch Halloween candy videos anymore.
Same thing with like financial advice, you know, I'll watch
(09:38):
the whole so yes, but also when like kids are
doing it, they're like seventeen, they're like this maybe my
two million. I'm like, yourself full of crap. But then
I still write it down just in case they're telling
the truth.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Yeah, some people are calling for more regulation oversight over
these financial influencers.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I can't do that is TikTok dif from China.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Caine Brown's son, Crew was born back in June, but
Crew almost had a different name. He wanted to name
him Casper with a K, but Caine's wife's family laughed
when he told them, so they decided to go with
Crewe with a K instead.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
What's all with Casper?
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Yeah? Why did they laugh? What's funny about them?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I have a friend named Casper. His name's Mike Casper,
Bar called him Casper. And then I have another friend
that I grew up with. I didn't say him a
whole lot, but his name is Casper. He's very friendly.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
He was the ghost, the ghost.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
They're all a family a case though, which I think
is cute. Kane, Caitlin, Kingsley, Cody Crewe cool cool hemmy,
that's my file.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
good news. Amy.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
So I just want to highlight Kelsey Ferris, a patient
at Children's Hospital New Orleans, and then also the staff
at the hospital, because they have done something really cool
for Kelsey. She's twelve years old, but she's been in
and out of the hospital twenty different times since she
was born. So they know Kelsey well and they love
her attitude. She's got a bright smile and they say
witty dad jokes. So they wanted to do something special
(11:08):
for her. They got our Taylor Swift tickets. So she's
going to be going to Taylor's show on October twenty
sixth that Caesar's Superdome, and she could not be more pumped.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
I just looked up how much Taylor tickets are. You
have to buy them second hand market now, and just
for two tickets bad tickets. You know, you even in
the Superdome here, you might you might be on like
a crane outside of it because they show you the
view of the ticket. For two tickets, it's twenty one
hundred bucks. Oh it's crazy. Oh those are the literal
worst ones that you can get to do that.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
I don't understand it. They put her on a credit card.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Oh, exactly what you did when you were young, get
yourself way into debt.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Remember that.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Yes, I.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Saw Pearl David Hawaii. It's so worthy, like, how did
I do that?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
And we're like, no, no, no, you literally did exactly
that for like pretty bad, not even real bad. They're
two thousand dollars each year. If you were to go
on to the floor. Oh my god, this is just
on the floor, not in the first two sections of
the floor. The tickets are seven ninety two dollars each.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
What each each.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Fourteen thousand dollars to go see Taylor Swich like seventeen thousand.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
In that case, you can go by yourself, right, no problem,
I'm going by myself.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I don't know that I want to pay eighty five
hundred bucks after fees and taxes and go buy myself
to anything like out on mind fourteen bucks to a movie, right,
but eighty five hundred bucks. Glad they got our tickets.
That's the point. Were those were nights? Oh my god,
those were not cheap. Okay, thank you. That's what it's
all about. That was telling me something good. I want
(12:39):
to talk about curfews that we had as kids and
curfews that you put on your kids now and at
what age?
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Gets?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
What ed do you have a sixteen year old?
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Yeah, he's starting to go out and you can cheat drives.
Got a license. So he goes out with his friends
and he's just like, what time do I need to
be home? And I'm like, I hadn't really thought of that.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
He's sixteen, mister helicopter parent did not have a curfew
ready to go. Oh I wasn't ready for that. Okay,
So what is the rule for the sixteen year old?
Speaker 4 (13:01):
I said? Midnight?
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Oh, but that's so legally where we live, legally, sixteen
year olds can't be driving, like after eleven?
Speaker 5 (13:10):
What?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Why do you.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Live in Communist Russia?
Speaker 3 (13:13):
No?
Speaker 4 (13:13):
I didn't know communists.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
If not, that's what we've been telling our daughter.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
That's funny. Well, then I can always go back and
tell him that. So what's the legal curb?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
The problem is you can google and sixty years and
I don't know if that's su or not. I never
heard of such thing.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
I'm pretty sure that's true, because there's all kinds of rules.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
When you're sixteen.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
It's like after dark, you know only a certain amount
of people in your car.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Sixteen year olds was intermediate restricted license? I ar, does
he have an IR license?
Speaker 4 (13:40):
It's just regular.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
I mean we just have regular but cannot drive between
eleven PM and six am. Tennessee has But I don't
know what intermediate restricted is.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
So you're telling me that I told my son he
can go ahead and break the law.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
But I think you told him. Have had a kid
whoah do not matter to us in this family. That's
a big step for me as a helicopter parent. I
R is those who have a valid learner permit for
one hundred and no. I think any your kid's good?
Speaker 6 (14:06):
Really yeah, not kind of like what he was saying
that your kids go, Yeah, don't ruin what I'm saying here, Mikey,
What do you say that intermediate restricted license is like
a sixteen but a permit?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Yeah, it looks like a permit. Yeah, not a driver's license.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
We extended that into the driver's license.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
So you tell your daughter that, yeah, I mean we
tell her that because now she's seventeen.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Still the wall.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
She's so smart, she's like Google that she's twenty two.
I can't be out past eleven. I was fortunate in
the way, but I never had a curfew. But I
never never, No, it wasn't no never. I never got
in trouble, dude. So you'd stay out like you wouldn't
come home to the next day. No, I was like,
I had a driver's permit, I'll be home by after
I finished work, because I worked five nights a week,
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you know, waiting bus and tables, washing dishes and waiting tables.
I would get home at like eleven thirty. But I
hadn't know where to go. It wasn't like I was
up to no good. I had to get home and
get to bed, go to school the next day. So
but I never had a curfew. But also there was
no reason to give me a curfew because I was
like a loser, but a winner, a loser.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Early a winter later, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I got it, yeah, that order, But never a curfew.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Amy, do you have one?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
I had a curfew at my mom's house. No curfew
at my dad's house.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
That made him so much cooler to at the time.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Made it cooler once I became an adult, especially a
parent myself, It actually makes me pretty annoyed at my dad.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
I seriously am like did he even care? Like why
would he not give me a curfew.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Maybe he cared that you loved him and that's how
he felt he could get love from you.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
I know that he loved me.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
It's just what I call now probably a little bit
of like passive parenting.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
But awesome. Awesome at the time, not so much now,
not so much.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Fuse My parents would say midnight, but nothing was enforced.
It was more come when you come whatever, let us
know where you're at. It's cool a moment at two am,
my mom, we vacuum in the house. In fact, that
Amy lied or a kid about how when she had
to be back, it's awesome.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
I didn't know we were lying.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
You just said you're going to continue that line though.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Well it's worked so far.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
How many use it too?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
I didn't know scabies was real?
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Oh is that real? I didn't know scabies.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
I thought you had got scabies when you were like
a fourth grade and it's like I touched you got scabies.
I didn't know scabies was a real disease.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Are you serious? Did you not watch Real World Philadelphia?
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Never watch an episode?
Speaker 4 (16:16):
Maybe no Real World of Denver.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
They had to clean the whole house because someone had scabies,
had to throw all the pillows out everything. I mean,
I get uh, head lice, I get bedbugs, But I
don't know a scaby. Joe Exotic from Tiger King. He's
been quarantine in prison due to scabies.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
I just read about them scabies, and now I want
to throw up.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
It's a contagious skin rash caused by a mite that
burrows under the skin and lays eggs. I mean it
feels like in the same family of like head head lice.
He got this in the bed bugs in these not sure? Yeah,
I mean he's in the big.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
House, that's where he got it.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
But I thought scabies was like one of those fictional
diseases like cooties. If you tell me cooties is really
I'm out, okay.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
Like his cootie? Now, I don't even know what's willing?
What's nice? I don't know what that is? Well, what's
the root of cooties? Mike? Were you cooty?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Me?
Speaker 4 (17:05):
But what and how would you spell cootie?
Speaker 2 (17:07):
I would spell cooties with a T. Oh in d
see I spelled.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
With the T.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
But it's fictional, so I don't know. There's a real
answer here. Cooties are not real. Cooties a fictional disease
used in children's games as a form of rejection. The
term has a real history with soldiers of World War
One and World War Two. Soldiers use the term cooties
to describe the parasitic bugs that lived in the trenches
and the illnesses they caused. World War two American soldiers
returning from the South Pacific popularized the term. It may
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come from the adjective cooti, which means infested with lice.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
Oh well, so that went from the battlefield to the
middle school.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Yeah, but like, which one sounds more gross? A cootie
or a scabies scab? Scab sounds like you're going skating.
To me, I think cooti sounds grosser, and I think
they're basically the same thing. Even though cooties aren't real,
they're all like this lice. Right, So let's play ad
mitrier disease. Okay, to go first. I have a couple.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
I mean, I got an ailment.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
I know that I have something. What's the difference, it's
whatever you want to call it. I like to go first,
I have cooties.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Then the fictional disease.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I have a couple of things. I have whatever it
is on my scalp. I have dry scalp in the
back of my head. Yeah, but it's more than dan drift.
It's like skin. It's more like where if I were
in a dark shirt. It looks like I've been in
a parade and so deeper than dandriff, some sort of
like skin. There's a name for it. I think it's
like called head cooties.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Does it itch head? No, it doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I can ask my wife what I have, but the
show lots like five other things, and I'd be like,
I want to doasis.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Maybe that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
And I think the like crisis the liver, and I
don't have that, is it?
Speaker 4 (18:47):
Okay? So I don't know that's where the liver is
like dying?
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Right?
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Yeahs I have.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
I have that in the back of my headad.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Cooties, So what's your plan for that?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
I use a certain kind of shampoo now, okay, but
like once a week forget most times.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Why don't you just use that shampoo? It's up there?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
But it's the bottle looks too fancy, and I'm always
like what I And I'll have my glasses on and
I can't remember it's the whole situation. Man, you don't
want to know amy admit your disease.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Well, speaking of parasitic diseases, I have parasites.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
Oh why is she in here?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Nobody?
Speaker 4 (19:17):
No, we all do. Everybody has.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
But I just got like I just.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Went to the doctor and I just got some new uh,
I don't know, pills that I'm going to take, and
we're going to kill them.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
I think you'd be surprised when parasites you haven't side you.
We all have parasites, and as I promise you, everybody
has parasites in their body.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
But I have some that right now are really wreaking
havoc and apparently something's going on with my liver.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
But it's risis. So what are the parasites in your
body good for you?
Speaker 2 (19:43):
No, you're thinking of bacteria. You're confusing bacteria and parasites.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
Bacteria. Why do we all? Why don't we all get
rid of them?
Speaker 2 (19:49):
You can?
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Well, some people handle them better because their gut microbiome
is stronger.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Mine is very weak right now, so I got to
build it up.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
What are we talking about? I don't know any of
this language.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Parasites for sure, Like, look in your eyes, you are
a parasite lunchbox. But yeah, I have siberhrrieric. Yeah, dermatitis,
give us break it down. That's a dandriff in the
ear is like I mean in the ear. Yeah, I
never heard of such things.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
My wife's always like, man, you got big old chump,
so like dry skin in your ear, and she always
picks it out because I'm walking around looking like I
have nastiness in my ear, and so she'll spring it
out of there. It's not wax, No, it's see several rick.
We'll col and you're not trying to pronounce it, Eddie.
I have dyslexia and dysmorphia. No, no, what is this?
(20:35):
We know that. And I also have a vital lego.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
There you go. Now we're talking. That's like where my
skin pigments and autoimmune disease, where like my skin cells
attack itself and then it kills all the pigments. So
like Michael Jackson, yeah, well that's what he had. And
so in order for him to like make him not
look weird with little patches, he just dyed his whole
body white.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Are you the rumors are even bleaching your skin? No?
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Okay, no, but on my chin, I am not hispanic,
little white what's your chin's name? Eddie? The other rest
of me.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
More get any disease you want to share?
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Yeah, I keep getting tiny red like rashes on my
face from do you know what that is?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
I don't know if it's that's scaby from lunch.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
It's called I think it's what thank you? I didn't
want to pronounce it. Oh, I thought it was something.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
I thought it was, Oh, that's on your like lips
and stuff. This is like all stephan stuff, stuff like everywhere.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Okay, it was whatever Amy's.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Aid, the word thank you. Okay, we're on Cootie free though. Okay,
we're going all the grand there. Who knew skapies was real?
Would you have known that what you bet money skapies was? Yes?
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (21:46):
World forgot.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
The world. Okay. So she poisoned her boyfriend because she
thought she was going to inherit a bunch of money.
But I say boyfriend, like unless you're married.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Did she not check the fine print?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
You don't even get to read the fine print if
you're the girlfriend, if it's a boy. But so she
was send us to twenty five years after poisoning her boyfriend,
she mistakenly believed that he was inheriting thirty million dollars.
I was going to break up with her, but again,
you're not the wife. Yeah, so you didn't even have
access to the print ray, would you?
Speaker 4 (22:13):
At the club?
Speaker 5 (22:14):
We had received phone calls from some of the victim's
friends who told us they believe that he was possibly
poisoned by Inina.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
There were a couple containers.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
One was a Windex bottle, the other one was a
beer bottle, believed to have Anna Freeze in them. There
was a belief that if he wasn't in the picture,
she would be entitled to any settlement money through that
common law marriage. That kind of changed as the investigators
informed her that we don't have common law marriage in
(22:44):
North Dakota.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Yeah, a lot of her not googling stuff and then
poisoning him after not googling stuff, but also Ana free
That's why do you have to be careful whether are
on your animals. It tastes good, Oh really, and that's
why dogs will drink it because they continue to drink
get because it tastes good.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
He's sweet. Is that the one that's like glowing green? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:04):
I guess probably not at all, but yeah, seeing that
like you poured on the ground. It kind of clowsed. Yes, yeah,
she thought she was gonna get the money.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
It's terrible.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
So she poisoned him and he's yeah, he didn't make
it man. Uh and he probably was like sweet. But again,
if you're her and you're gonna kill it, just won
google away. They're you're not the you're not the wife.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Maybe she googled South Dakota and just stopped there right
like accident.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Think she knew what state she lived in.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
This was the year that Amy said she wanted to
pay more attention to football. Samy, I want to ask
you a question and see how many you can get.
If I were to say, but you have to give
me five. Who are the five best teams in college
football this year from your new interest in football?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
The five best in college college football?
Speaker 4 (23:50):
Yep?
Speaker 6 (23:54):
The team in.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Carolina, which will go ahead any more special Panthers.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
That is the NFL college college football.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Yeah, tigeron.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Oh my okay, let me think I'm thinking, Oh gosh, okay, fine,
Uh this is hard.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
She didn't watch football, you know.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
I feel like she's not seeing a single game. Yes,
I have on go was to watch like you.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
Should know just any any team.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Okay, Alabama, Alabama now on the.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Top five, but okay, go ahead? Do you say Alabama?
Speaker 4 (24:27):
Go ahead? Okay? Uh?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Tennessee, Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
T University of Texas, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Texas A and m oh god, now she just named
she's found a string and she's just pulling it.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Now, go ahead, go ahead? Notre Dame.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Okay, she did name five colleges.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
That one's always safe. Son No, uh yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
No, I know Arkansas's an amazing team, but maybe.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Why would you take a shot at me?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
I'm not taking a shot. Why they're not saying I
pay attention to?
Speaker 4 (25:09):
Number five is Texas. Number four is Ohio.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
State. Number three is penn State. Number two is Georgia.
Number one is Oregon, Georgia. I want to shout out Oregon,
you know, and you ever see on the sidelines when
they hold up those signs like it's like little fun
like pictures of things. Never they use my face as
one of their play calls. Shut up, who Oregon the
number one team in the country. They've used it for
three weeks. Now why your face? I can't say because
I'll be revealing what their offense is doing.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
What other faces do they use? That's crazy?
Speaker 4 (25:38):
None that I know of.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
It's almost like for you, does that feel like mad?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
It's pretty cool? Look, So the head coach texts me
with pictures of it, his coach landing at Oregon and
he's like, here you go. And they've been using it
for three weeks. Some listeners have taken pictures there as well,
of them holding up the signs. But here I can
show you this from afar, like, that's the player on
the sideline holding up my head.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Nice and then they all know where to go based
on your face.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
And then you can see them.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
That's pretty cool. Like I don't honestly really care about football.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
That is cool. Did you give them that picture? Did
they just pick one? They asked?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
They were like, hey, if we were going to do this,
what picture would you want?
Speaker 4 (26:16):
I'll pick the headshot? Nice of course.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
And then they didn't use it for like four weeks,
and then all of a sudden it's up and they've
held it for three games now, so it must be
a good play. I can't say anything about it.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Did you have any say?
Speaker 4 (26:28):
And what can you imagine? I'm calling?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Oh no, no, nothing, But they are the number one
team in the country right now, and I'd like to
say it's because of my head.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
That's pretty cool, that's pretty awesome.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Thank you very much. You're part of the number one
team in the country. I should get a ring if
we win the championship.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
Of course, no doubt. If we I'm now Arkansas who
that will never happen.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
However, if we, you know, if we went championship, I
should be part of that, don't you guys agree? Yeah,
it's time for the good news.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Bill and Becky they live in and then been married
for a long long time, and they love going to
Chick fil A. One day they were a Chick fil
A and they're talking to one of the employees about
how they plan to visit every US capital and they
did it. They visited forty nine and then Bill he
got sick.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
We just wanted to go to college. I know, literally
one credit short of graduating.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
They had one more left, and it was in Alaska.
It was Juno, Alaska, and they're like, we just can't
do it. Bill's sick. He can't. We can't physically make
it to Alaska. What if the employee do He called
the Alaska Chick fil A said, Hey, is there any
way that you guys could do a cutout picture of
the of the couple and then just take pictures of
all over Juno. That way they can virtually go to Alaska.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Wow, let's be clear. Doesn't count still, but still nice.
Really yeah, yeah, I really thought you were going to
say they got him a plane. Chick fil A got
him a plane exept though Bill physically can't can't go. Yeah, No,
And I think that's awesome. I'd like to say, first
of all, I think it's amazing. And that person did
not have to call the Chick fil A they have
to make a cutout. Still doesn't count, but doesn't count.
(28:03):
But say you're in Alaska, right and you you work
at toick Clinn.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
You get the call like do what?
Speaker 5 (28:07):
Like?
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Come? I think you get it. You hear the story
and you're like, I'd be happy to do it, send
me the picture they did it, and.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
You drive the keikos and you turns something out but
for the records, just want to make sure we're there.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
All right.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
That's that is awesome story. That's what it's all about.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
That was telling me something good.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
All right, lunchbox, what did you steal from the studio
that you want to sell.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
No, I didn't steal it. It's uh.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
I was cleaning our old studio and I realized I
had saved You had saved yes, in your office? Yes, Uh,
Miranda Lambert's coffee and coffee cup. And I put it
on a shelf and I forgot about it. And when
I was cleaning out, I was like, oh, my goodness,
we have a jackpot.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
Two things.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
One, can you verify with some sort of authenticity that
that that she was drinking from that? Because if you
just have it and just say it, it's not gonna sell, y'all.
I had to go back and look through the pictures,
but this is definitely hers. And I had it on
the shelf for a couple of months.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Les gross.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Anybody could have drink out of that cup?
Speaker 4 (29:06):
No, no, And I think she was drinking it on camera? No, No,
she was was sitting on the stage. Where do you
think I got it? So we have shots of it. Yeah,
she left it on the stage. So when she left,
I went up to the stage and got it and
poured it in this water bottle.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Oh, that's where the water bottle comes for safe keeping.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Oh got I got it?
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Is there like a lip gloss mark or anything.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Also, I would say we had one hundred of those
coffee cups. Yeah, I could have been from a band
player be no, No, it was Miranda Lambert.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
I got it.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Your source is trust me Bro.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
Yeah, trust me Bro.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
So I am thinking I am going to make some
money on Miranda the Lambert's used coffee and I could
sell one. I could sell the coffee cup and another one.
I could sell the coffee, or we could do it
two for one deal.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
You know what, I bet someone might want to drink
that for sure?
Speaker 4 (29:46):
What do you think you would get for that? Probably
five hundred? No chance? Soa bones, do you want to
sell them the video clips?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Since you own it for two hundred, there's no way
he can authenticate that without the clips.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
Let me if I know, he's gonna need to buy
the clips from us.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
But also you you too, well I recorded the clips.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
We have a hundred of those coffee cups. Yeah, but
if you have her holding that kind of coffee cup,
we have a hundred those kinds, and then you can
do the trust me bro exactly. The trust me bro
goes a long way.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
We we we will not sell artists stuff because then
it's a bad president for other artists coming in.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Then they have to worry about anything they touch. We said,
what if we give tim percent charity?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Ten Wow, mister generos out there, what if we give
one percent Miran's charity pups and.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Paul's Mutt Nation, Mutt Nation. That's what it was. Ten percent.
So generous of you. If you can sell it on
Facebook marketplace, you can do it, okay on your own,
all right, let me let me google Miranda Lambert. Do
you know he's not gonna get five hundred bucks? Sorry? Well,
you want to bet? You know how big Miranda's stands
(30:50):
are crazy?
Speaker 2 (30:51):
You're asking them to buy a star FUMK coffee cups
you drank out of.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
Oh here she is sitting on the couch one month ago.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Wow, But that's great. I'm saying you're not gonna get
five hundred bucks for it? Why? How much you think
I'll get three dollars? Three dollars do you think? But
I allow you to sell it on Facebook Marketplace, okay?
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Hey, or someone sliding into my DMS on.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Insta they will probably it doesn't matter. Amy, We're gonna
go to the joke and we'll check in in a
week or so and see how that's going. Okay, all right, Amy, Corny,
time go ahead.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
The morning Corny.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
What do you call Ryan Gosling in a mummy costume?
Ryan Gosling?
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Huh, I don't get it.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
Gauze Ryan Gosly.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Oh that's one of those you have to spell Gozly.
Morning Corny, say, called Ryan Gosling, He's Gosling.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
Whoa, whoa guys. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
It took me ten seconds to find her carrying the
cup into the studio. Oh, we got a gold video.
I also found it on YouTube. Five seconds.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
My goodness.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Miranda Lambert talks the laws Vegas, red the city, and
she walks in. She turns and there is the cup
in her left hand.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
I mean we have matching. It is the cup. Wow,
let's dick, we got it. Sell it.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
I have no problem with that. That is awesome, man, Mutt,
Nation's gonna get ten percent of this. But if you
don't sell it in a week, you cannot sell. It
has to be sold within a by a week from today.
Giving that quick, I'm giving it to I know.
Speaker 4 (32:24):
I can do it that quick.
Speaker 7 (32:25):
Man.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
My insid is gonna be blowing up.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
No, you have to sell it on Facebook marketplace, okay,
and you have to show us the Facebook marketplace communication.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
Let me oh, look at that. Wow, guys, look at
that shot.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
That looks like a regularly drinking a styrofoam coffee cup.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
Is this one right here? All right? Coming up?
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Fingers anonymous inbox. Oh, that would be funny if you like.
That's how you can authenticate it. Do you go DNA analysis?
You spend five thousand dollars and Chicken Fried by Zach
Brown Band A little bit of chicken Fried? What does
he describe as fitting just right? So we're playing know
(33:02):
your country music lyrics? In Chicken Fried by Zach Brown Band,
what does he describe as let's talk toping you computer?
Speaker 4 (33:10):
My answer, I don't have a piece of paper stain.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
There is literally a posted in front of you, and
you can be googling very easily. He's on email email,
I hear you. All I can see is him typing
on his computer.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
Who's emailing?
Speaker 2 (33:24):
And that's mister music. And I will not let mister
music cheat.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
Yeah, and mister music doesn't cheat.
Speaker 7 (33:28):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
We have pens here.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
I'm in In Chicken Fried by Zach Brown band. What
does he describe fitting?
Speaker 4 (33:36):
Just right?
Speaker 2 (33:39):
I'm in luck. You can say yours first, go ahead.
That's jeans Amy, par jeans par jeans ey cold beer
on Friday, and I had a pair of jeans fidges right,
good job.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Next up?
Speaker 2 (33:51):
And dirt on my boots by John Party? How early
had he been up working? And don't on my boots
by John Party? How early had he been up working?
Speaker 4 (34:09):
I got it?
Speaker 2 (34:10):
And dirt on my boots by John Party? How early
had he been up working?
Speaker 4 (34:14):
Yes, mister music got it.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
He is the raining mister Music. His belt is on
the line.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
I didn't want to put it on the line. I
was just trying to brag. So I'm gonna call myself
mister music.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
A lot this game, Okay, I'm in lunchbox, cracking down Amy.
Crack of dawn, Yeah, early son, crack of don The
line is man up? Since crack of dawn? Just trying
to get paid?
Speaker 4 (34:38):
Yeah, he said, woke up to the early son than
one hundred sons? Uh? Next up?
Speaker 2 (34:46):
And save a horse ride a cowboy about big and rich?
What do they hand out when walking in the room?
And save a horse ride a cowboy about big and rich?
They walk in the room and they hand something out.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
What is in?
Speaker 2 (35:00):
I'm in for the wind, mister music, one hundred dollar bills, Amy, one.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
Dollar bills?
Speaker 2 (35:06):
When I walk into the room passing out one hundred
dollars bills? Stood and In cock car by Keith Urban,
the two young lovers are arrested for doing what.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
In dang it?
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Mister music in trouble, Mister music is back, No, I've
been here. In cop car by Keith Urban, the two
young lovers are arrested doing what.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Wait, but they were doing that in the back.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
Three seconds?
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Got it? Amy time, mister music, lunch by vandalism. Vandalism
of course, the spray painting, the bid. Yeah, that is
not right, Amy, that is not right, Eddie.
Speaker 4 (35:56):
The answer is trespassing. Correct.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
We drove right past that no trespassing sign. We sat
on the tailgate and watched the planes take off. We
thought we had all night.
Speaker 4 (36:06):
You had a good job. Good job.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Las and Hotel Key by old dominion. What city does
the female in the song hope to get back to someday?
In Hotel Key by old dominion? What city does the
female in the song hope to get back to someday?
Speaker 4 (36:27):
I'm mad. There's a lot of cities.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
There are two more after this and hotel key by
old dominion? What city does the female in the song
hope to get back to someday? And then, mister music,
we need an answer.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
What do you have?
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Chicago? You mumbled, it's probably some small town, stupid city.
Then you said Chicago, the opposite of what you mumbled.
Speaker 4 (36:58):
Yeah, there were so many small towns. Couldn't think of it.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
It's incorrect. Amy Austin Eddie, I wrote down Austin. It's Austin.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
Isn't that what the hotel was?
Speaker 7 (37:08):
Though?
Speaker 2 (37:08):
No, she talked about Austin. How should get back? Amy
want to sing it? Well, I can see it's in
the Indian stuff, and a half drunk smile talked about Austin?
Speaker 4 (37:16):
How to get back there?
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Some day?
Speaker 4 (37:19):
I can't get it. I can't get the melody there.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
But yes, mister music, he've kept the hotel key.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
Can't get that part.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
It's a great day to be allied by Travis Tritt.
How long had he been growing his beard that he
has no plans on shaving?
Speaker 4 (37:34):
Mm hm, oh man, it's tough. I'm not gonna do
with numbers.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
It's a great Day to Be Alive by Travis Tritt.
How long had he been growing his beard that he
has no plans on shaving?
Speaker 4 (37:52):
Eddie four?
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Amy four lunchbox current, mister Music. Three Do I have
a hotel in my head? Three seconds? Guys?
Speaker 4 (38:05):
Mm hmm time.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Amy lunchbox.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
I wrote it down.
Speaker 7 (38:11):
You have three years, Eddie, three years? I think it's
three days, three days. That's got the rise cooking in
the microwave. I got a three day beer. And he
takes the lead by one last question.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
I just I just had to writing on quickly. Sorry,
put a month.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
Man, it's three days o, mister music.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
One more question. He loses this title. Here we go
in a bar song by Chaboozie. What luxury brand bag
does this baby want?
Speaker 1 (38:46):
And amen?
Speaker 4 (38:48):
Oh gosh, he's sweating now. It doesn't matter. He can't
win anyway. He loses the time. Mister music is gone gone.
What do you have, mister music? Do you mean by guy?
I don't know, Okay, I know, Amy. My baby wants
a burke and she been telling me all that line.
Eddie is our winter. Mister music. Wow, the music is bad.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Wow where you've never been there before? Never been I am,
but you've never been only He's the one time and
only mister Music. But now you are mister Music.
Speaker 4 (39:21):
That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
You know, you embraced the bad guy. He embraces me
in the bad guy. But no one cheers from me
here because nobody likes you when you play games.
Speaker 4 (39:27):
No one cheers for me when I win either. Do
you know why they don't like me? Because yeah, always,
you literally don't. And that is the end of the
first half of the podcast.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Is the end of the first half of the podcast.
The podcast that is the the first time of the podcast.
You can go to a podcast to or you can
wait till podcast to come out.
There we go, the mom transmitting.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Liza, Welcome to Wednesday Show Morning Studio Morning. How did
your son's cross country track career end?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
It ended great.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I mean they had a little award ceremony with them,
like you know, like into your party or into season party,
I guess is what you call it. And he got
Most Improved Runner.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Oh, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Did his name say moose on it said?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
It said his name?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Oh yeah, I guess it's just like with his teammates
that he's moose.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Moose on the loose.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
They the moose is on the loser when you're a runner,
that's a good one. So he got most improved. That's
great because he probably don't even know what he was
doing when he started.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I was really proud of him. Honestly. When he first started,
I was thinking.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Okay, ove two miles, like we'll see how this goes
and maybe he'll get some energy out and this will
be good. But he takes it seriously and he does.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
He does well. You training in the off season.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, he's going to track is next.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
So he's gonna run track now. I think the moose
is going to hit the pavement. Dan moose is on
streets is his first sport.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
He's done football kind he did like the Blaze whatever,
and then he did track last year.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
He just hadn't done cross country, which is very different.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Does you like that better? The country?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I think he likes the distance. But then we'll see
this track season. How you know, he's obviously improved, so
we'll see how it goes.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Well, We're gonna do most improved on this show. I've
made up some awards for most improved. I've been so
inspired by the Moose Wow that i have made improvement
awards for everybody here. First of all, most improved in cleanliness.
This award comes after Morgan yelled at certain people on
the show for using the studio as storage lockers. One
person has very much approved. It's been Eddie. Eddie, you
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are the most improved in cleanliness.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Let's go now Morgan did you at lunchbox as well?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
But he's still a mess in disgusting, So he does
not win the approved because he did not improve Yes
at all. Now, we moved to a new building and
he thinks that means it's improved. No, no, we just
moved to a place as clean already. But Eddie, you
are most improved in cleanliness.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Wow, thank you guys, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Next up, most improved in staying focused mostly is Amy.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Oh yeah, whoa yes uh.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
For the most part, she's been more focused and her
doodles are down about thirteen percent. Look, oh my gosh, page,
hold your page, hold your doodle page up, it's all doodles.
That's only eighty percent of a page. Usually was one hundred. Okay,
so most improved and stand focused sort of.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Amy.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Also, doodling helps me focus while I'm doodling, I hear.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
That's like me telling my wife. You know, if I
want to TikTok, you help me go to sleep.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Google it.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Next up, most improved and not dating losers. Sure goes
to Morgan. Her last guy wasn't a loser, just not
the right guy. But we're very happy to see Morgan's
most improved and not dating the most losory guy that
walks in the room with a gold chain in jail.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
That feels really good for me.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Thank you welcome.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Most improved in avoiding anger eruptions that scare everyone.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
In the room.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Boy, this is so true goes to Lunchbox.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Wow, job, new year knew me.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Ever, since the epic post show meltdown where he started
taking items from the pallette to his car and cursing
other members out of the show, he hasn't had a
single eruption in forty days.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
That was a bad day, man, when he one of those.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Signs is like this many days since someone's been injured,
or like a chip like a yes, yeah, this is
my sixty day ship. I've not cursed anybody out.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
It's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Most improved in a weight loss Stanley the bulldog. I've
been really feeding him the right amount of food. He
has lost. Doctor Josie was as the house. He's lost
like six or seven pounds. Boy Stanley, he's been rocking
it despite the rumors, not taking any medicine. He's just
doing it the right way.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Can I add to that one too, Like I've been
to your house and they used to jump on me,
both dogs. They don't jump on me anymore. They don't
even we've been working about.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
We've been working about, you know, we're not perfect well
on the jumping department.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Do a little better.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
And finally, most improved in song topic diversity Country radio
and here's why there's only one song in the top
ten about drinking and only one about trucks. Some means
are eight that are not about trucks or drinking. Yes,
big deal, Yes, so lots of most improves. Big shout
out to moose Amy's son for his most improved in track. Glad, Glad,
everybody's here.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
This morning, anonymous bar. Then's a question to because.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Hello, Bobby Bones. I've had three dates with a girl
who's seemingly amazing to this point. But I was invited
to her house. When I got to the door and
rang the bell, I heard a dog barking. Then I
heard her yelling and stomping, and then a dog yelping.
Once I was inside, she did her best to be
a good hostess, but it couldn't helped.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
But no notice.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
The dog was locked in its cage the whole time,
like it was being punished. I'm a dog guy. I
haven't tried to go over and give us some attention,
which it clearly wanted, but she discouraged me from doing
that because quote, he would be a pain in the
butt all night and never leave us alone end quote.
How much of a red flag is this? Signed dog
loving dude. I don't think it's a red flag, Yet
you could she could have all control dog. I've had
(05:21):
ale control dogs. The flag is going to come in
a later point in this relationship. I've had dogs that
are all of control that I've had to create train Ellaer,
the dog that we have now, who still gets a
little pee when pe p p when people come over,
like she gets excited, she gets a little pee. Yeah,
(05:41):
she was out of her mind, bonkers. She was aggressive.
So when people would come doorbell, grab her, take God
by the collar. She's fighting the whole time he put
her in. We create trainer, so there are ways to
actually help dogs. Because it always my heart that feel like, oh,
(06:01):
this is not the nicest thing to do. I don't
think you should judge her by this only because she
literally could be training her dog. Now, if this happens
in other areas with the dog where she's aggressive towards
the dog and areas the dog doesn't really need it,
is she's not properly training the dog, then I think
that's a flag. But the doorbell, you guys know, dogs
will go bananas at doorbells or knocks on the door,
(06:24):
or they pole anybody. Yeah, so if she would have
stomped on the dog, that would have been something. And
I think it would have been easy for me to go, oh,
huge red flags. I'm such a dog guy. But I
but being such a dog guy and having had dogs
that were not trained because we pulled them out of
places that had no structure at all, we had to
build that structure, and building structures very uncomfortable for everybody.
(06:47):
So I would not put the flag up yet on her.
He did say he heard the yelp though, Yeah, and
you know ello, good point, boy, you would think we
were tasing her. Or if you with water they yelp, yeah,
we would do that water bottle like the Windex bottle
of water too. So bro, I get it on the surface,
(07:10):
she feels dangerous, especially if it does it to you.
If she ever stomps and yells at you and put
you in a cage, Well you might like that, let's
be honest, Yes, or a really green boy or a
really grand I would say, just pay attention. She actually
could be someone who love, love, loves her dog and
is doing the very difficult thing and giving that dog structure,
especially if it's a new dog. But I would I
(07:31):
would pay attention to this. You bring up, you pay
attention to it move forward. And also she's been amazing
to this point. All that that that they'll all go away,
she'll be normal before.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
You know it.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
You mean, not amazing.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yeah, nobody's ever amazing forever. Okay, it's amazing in the
first couple of weeks, first couple of months, Oh, it's amazing.
But then they're real people again. Then they forget flush
tole and you look in they're like, oh god, you know,
it's the whole thing that they're normal people too.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
All right, close it up, Amy's Pile of stories.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Chocolate prices have more than doubled since the start of
the year, and candy companies are compensating by pushing more
fruity and gummy candies for Halloween. So your kid's Halloween
bucket might have a lot more of that stuff this
year and a lot less chocolate.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
You're telling me there's any more dots?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Well, or like Skittles, Stars.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Lifesaver gummies are pretty good.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
No more, I'll do the noise.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
How I feel about it? Carmel or what is it
called candy corn? Oh? Definitely, no, No, I'm with you.
That's good. K cats.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah, less chocolate, there's less.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
We can still we can still enjoy the little bit
we have. Oh, I was just doing like general candy noises.
You met, you said the candy, I make the noise, dots,
sour pache kids.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Smarties.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Ward, Smarties again, Smarties.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
You can do better. You can do better.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Okay, what else do you have?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Where do you get your financial lunchbox?
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Well, a new.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Survey found that most people these days are getting it
from TikTok.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
TikTok.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Yes, I learn a lot from TikTok. I'm pretty sure,
like seventy percent of it's true. But I learn a
lot from TikTok.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Yeah, they're called fine influencers.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Well, all you have to do is find like two
videos in a row, Like if you search, say you
want to search anything. Let's say you want to search
Halloween candy. This is the great part and the worst
part about TikTok. And you search Halloween candy and you
watch two videos of Halloween candy, your algorithm is going
to feed you Halloween candy videos four or five or
six out of the next ten until you'd show them
you do not want to watch Halloween candy videos anymore.
Same thing with like financial advice, you know, I'll watch
(09:38):
the whole so yes, but also when like kids are
doing it, they're like seventeen, they're like this maybe my
two million. I'm like, yourself full of crap. But then
I still write it down just in case they're telling
the truth.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Yeah, some people are calling for more regulation oversight over
these financial influencers.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I can't do that is TikTok dif from China.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Caine Brown's son, Crew was born back in June, but
Crew almost had a different name. He wanted to name
him Casper with a K, but Caine's wife's family laughed
when he told them, so they decided to go with
Crewe with a K instead.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
What's all with Casper?
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Yeah? Why did they laugh? What's funny about them?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I have a friend named Casper. His name's Mike Casper,
Bar called him Casper. And then I have another friend
that I grew up with. I didn't say him a
whole lot, but his name is Casper. He's very friendly.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
He was the ghost, the ghost.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
They're all a family a case though, which I think
is cute. Kane, Caitlin, Kingsley, Cody Crewe cool cool hemmy,
that's my file.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
good news. Amy.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
So I just want to highlight Kelsey Ferris, a patient
at Children's Hospital New Orleans, and then also the staff
at the hospital, because they have done something really cool
for Kelsey. She's twelve years old, but she's been in
and out of the hospital twenty different times since she
was born. So they know Kelsey well and they love
her attitude. She's got a bright smile and they say
witty dad jokes. So they wanted to do something special
(11:08):
for her. They got our Taylor Swift tickets. So she's
going to be going to Taylor's show on October twenty
sixth that Caesar's Superdome, and she could not be more pumped.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
I just looked up how much Taylor tickets are. You
have to buy them second hand market now, and just
for two tickets bad tickets. You know, you even in
the Superdome here, you might you might be on like
a crane outside of it because they show you the
view of the ticket. For two tickets, it's twenty one
hundred bucks. Oh it's crazy. Oh those are the literal
worst ones that you can get to do that.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
I don't understand it. They put her on a credit card.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Oh, exactly what you did when you were young, get
yourself way into debt.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Remember that.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Yes, I.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Saw Pearl David Hawaii. It's so worthy, like, how did
I do that?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
And we're like, no, no, no, you literally did exactly
that for like pretty bad, not even real bad. They're
two thousand dollars each year. If you were to go
on to the floor. Oh my god, this is just
on the floor, not in the first two sections of
the floor. The tickets are seven ninety two dollars each.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
What each each.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Fourteen thousand dollars to go see Taylor Swich like seventeen thousand.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
In that case, you can go by yourself, right, no problem,
I'm going by myself.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I don't know that I want to pay eighty five
hundred bucks after fees and taxes and go buy myself
to anything like out on mind fourteen bucks to a movie, right,
but eighty five hundred bucks. Glad they got our tickets.
That's the point. Were those were nights? Oh my god,
those were not cheap. Okay, thank you. That's what it's
all about. That was telling me something good. I want
(12:39):
to talk about curfews that we had as kids and
curfews that you put on your kids now and at
what age?
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Gets?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
What ed do you have a sixteen year old?
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Yeah, he's starting to go out and you can cheat drives.
Got a license. So he goes out with his friends
and he's just like, what time do I need to
be home? And I'm like, I hadn't really thought of that.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
He's sixteen, mister helicopter parent did not have a curfew
ready to go. Oh I wasn't ready for that. Okay,
So what is the rule for the sixteen year old?
Speaker 4 (13:01):
I said? Midnight?
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Oh, but that's so legally where we live, legally, sixteen
year olds can't be driving, like after eleven?
Speaker 5 (13:10):
What?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Why do you.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Live in Communist Russia?
Speaker 3 (13:13):
No?
Speaker 4 (13:13):
I didn't know communists.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
If not, that's what we've been telling our daughter.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
That's funny. Well, then I can always go back and
tell him that. So what's the legal curb?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
The problem is you can google and sixty years and
I don't know if that's su or not. I never
heard of such thing.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
I'm pretty sure that's true, because there's all kinds of rules.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
When you're sixteen.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
It's like after dark, you know only a certain amount
of people in your car.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Sixteen year olds was intermediate restricted license? I ar, does
he have an IR license?
Speaker 4 (13:40):
It's just regular.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
I mean we just have regular but cannot drive between
eleven PM and six am. Tennessee has But I don't
know what intermediate restricted is.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
So you're telling me that I told my son he
can go ahead and break the law.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
But I think you told him. Have had a kid
whoah do not matter to us in this family. That's
a big step for me as a helicopter parent. I
R is those who have a valid learner permit for
one hundred and no. I think any your kid's good?
Speaker 6 (14:06):
Really yeah, not kind of like what he was saying
that your kids go, Yeah, don't ruin what I'm saying here, Mikey,
What do you say that intermediate restricted license is like
a sixteen but a permit?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Yeah, it looks like a permit. Yeah, not a driver's license.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
We extended that into the driver's license.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
So you tell your daughter that, yeah, I mean we
tell her that because now she's seventeen.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Still the wall.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
She's so smart, she's like Google that she's twenty two.
I can't be out past eleven. I was fortunate in
the way, but I never had a curfew. But I
never never, No, it wasn't no never. I never got
in trouble, dude. So you'd stay out like you wouldn't
come home to the next day. No, I was like,
I had a driver's permit, I'll be home by after
I finished work, because I worked five nights a week,
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you know, waiting bus and tables, washing dishes and waiting tables.
I would get home at like eleven thirty. But I
hadn't know where to go. It wasn't like I was
up to no good. I had to get home and
get to bed, go to school the next day. So
but I never had a curfew. But also there was
no reason to give me a curfew because I was
like a loser, but a winner, a loser.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Early a winter later, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I got it, yeah, that order, But never a curfew.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Amy, do you have one?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
I had a curfew at my mom's house. No curfew
at my dad's house.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
That made him so much cooler to at the time.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Made it cooler once I became an adult, especially a
parent myself, It actually makes me pretty annoyed at my dad.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
I seriously am like did he even care? Like why
would he not give me a curfew.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Maybe he cared that you loved him and that's how
he felt he could get love from you.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
I know that he loved me.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
It's just what I call now probably a little bit
of like passive parenting.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
But awesome. Awesome at the time, not so much now,
not so much.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Fuse My parents would say midnight, but nothing was enforced.
It was more come when you come whatever, let us
know where you're at. It's cool a moment at two am,
my mom, we vacuum in the house. In fact, that
Amy lied or a kid about how when she had
to be back, it's awesome.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
I didn't know we were lying.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
You just said you're going to continue that line though.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Well it's worked so far.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
How many use it too?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
I didn't know scabies was real?
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Oh is that real? I didn't know scabies.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
I thought you had got scabies when you were like
a fourth grade and it's like I touched you got scabies.
I didn't know scabies was a real disease.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Are you serious? Did you not watch Real World Philadelphia?
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Never watch an episode?
Speaker 4 (16:16):
Maybe no Real World of Denver.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
They had to clean the whole house because someone had scabies,
had to throw all the pillows out everything. I mean,
I get uh, head lice, I get bedbugs, But I
don't know a scaby. Joe Exotic from Tiger King. He's
been quarantine in prison due to scabies.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
I just read about them scabies, and now I want
to throw up.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
It's a contagious skin rash caused by a mite that
burrows under the skin and lays eggs. I mean it
feels like in the same family of like head head lice.
He got this in the bed bugs in these not sure? Yeah,
I mean he's in the big.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
House, that's where he got it.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
But I thought scabies was like one of those fictional
diseases like cooties. If you tell me cooties is really
I'm out, okay.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
Like his cootie? Now, I don't even know what's willing?
What's nice? I don't know what that is? Well, what's
the root of cooties? Mike? Were you cooty?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Me?
Speaker 4 (17:05):
But what and how would you spell cootie?
Speaker 2 (17:07):
I would spell cooties with a T. Oh in d
see I spelled.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
With the T.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
But it's fictional, so I don't know. There's a real
answer here. Cooties are not real. Cooties a fictional disease
used in children's games as a form of rejection. The
term has a real history with soldiers of World War
One and World War Two. Soldiers use the term cooties
to describe the parasitic bugs that lived in the trenches
and the illnesses they caused. World War two American soldiers
returning from the South Pacific popularized the term. It may
(17:33):
come from the adjective cooti, which means infested with lice.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
Oh well, so that went from the battlefield to the
middle school.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Yeah, but like, which one sounds more gross? A cootie
or a scabies scab? Scab sounds like you're going skating.
To me, I think cooti sounds grosser, and I think
they're basically the same thing. Even though cooties aren't real,
they're all like this lice. Right, So let's play ad
mitrier disease. Okay, to go first. I have a couple.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
I mean, I got an ailment.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
I know that I have something. What's the difference, it's
whatever you want to call it. I like to go first,
I have cooties.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Then the fictional disease.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I have a couple of things. I have whatever it
is on my scalp. I have dry scalp in the
back of my head. Yeah, but it's more than dan drift.
It's like skin. It's more like where if I were
in a dark shirt. It looks like I've been in
a parade and so deeper than dandriff, some sort of
like skin. There's a name for it. I think it's
like called head cooties.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Does it itch head? No, it doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I can ask my wife what I have, but the
show lots like five other things, and I'd be like,
I want to doasis.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Maybe that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
And I think the like crisis the liver, and I
don't have that, is it?
Speaker 4 (18:47):
Okay? So I don't know that's where the liver is
like dying?
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Right?
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Yeahs I have.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
I have that in the back of my headad.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Cooties, So what's your plan for that?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
I use a certain kind of shampoo now, okay, but
like once a week forget most times.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Why don't you just use that shampoo? It's up there?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
But it's the bottle looks too fancy, and I'm always
like what I And I'll have my glasses on and
I can't remember it's the whole situation. Man, you don't
want to know amy admit your disease.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Well, speaking of parasitic diseases, I have parasites.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
Oh why is she in here?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Nobody?
Speaker 4 (19:17):
No, we all do. Everybody has.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
But I just got like I just.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Went to the doctor and I just got some new uh,
I don't know, pills that I'm going to take, and
we're going to kill them.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
I think you'd be surprised when parasites you haven't side you.
We all have parasites, and as I promise you, everybody
has parasites in their body.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
But I have some that right now are really wreaking
havoc and apparently something's going on with my liver.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
But it's risis. So what are the parasites in your
body good for you?
Speaker 2 (19:43):
No, you're thinking of bacteria. You're confusing bacteria and parasites.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
Bacteria. Why do we all? Why don't we all get
rid of them?
Speaker 2 (19:49):
You can?
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Well, some people handle them better because their gut microbiome
is stronger.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Mine is very weak right now, so I got to
build it up.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
What are we talking about? I don't know any of
this language.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Parasites for sure, Like, look in your eyes, you are
a parasite lunchbox. But yeah, I have siberhrrieric. Yeah, dermatitis,
give us break it down. That's a dandriff in the
ear is like I mean in the ear. Yeah, I
never heard of such things.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
My wife's always like, man, you got big old chump,
so like dry skin in your ear, and she always
picks it out because I'm walking around looking like I
have nastiness in my ear, and so she'll spring it
out of there. It's not wax, No, it's see several rick.
We'll col and you're not trying to pronounce it, Eddie.
I have dyslexia and dysmorphia. No, no, what is this?
(20:35):
We know that. And I also have a vital lego.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
There you go. Now we're talking. That's like where my
skin pigments and autoimmune disease, where like my skin cells
attack itself and then it kills all the pigments. So
like Michael Jackson, yeah, well that's what he had. And
so in order for him to like make him not
look weird with little patches, he just dyed his whole
body white.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Are you the rumors are even bleaching your skin? No?
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Okay, no, but on my chin, I am not hispanic,
little white what's your chin's name? Eddie? The other rest
of me.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
More get any disease you want to share?
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Yeah, I keep getting tiny red like rashes on my
face from do you know what that is?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
I don't know if it's that's scaby from lunch.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
It's called I think it's what thank you? I didn't
want to pronounce it. Oh, I thought it was something.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
I thought it was, Oh, that's on your like lips
and stuff. This is like all stephan stuff, stuff like everywhere.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Okay, it was whatever Amy's.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Aid, the word thank you. Okay, we're on Cootie free though. Okay,
we're going all the grand there. Who knew skapies was real?
Would you have known that what you bet money skapies was? Yes?
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (21:46):
World forgot.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
The world. Okay. So she poisoned her boyfriend because she
thought she was going to inherit a bunch of money.
But I say boyfriend, like unless you're married.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Did she not check the fine print?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
You don't even get to read the fine print if
you're the girlfriend, if it's a boy. But so she
was send us to twenty five years after poisoning her boyfriend,
she mistakenly believed that he was inheriting thirty million dollars.
I was going to break up with her, but again,
you're not the wife. Yeah, so you didn't even have
access to the print ray, would you?
Speaker 4 (22:13):
At the club?
Speaker 5 (22:14):
We had received phone calls from some of the victim's
friends who told us they believe that he was possibly
poisoned by Inina.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
There were a couple containers.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
One was a Windex bottle, the other one was a
beer bottle, believed to have Anna Freeze in them. There
was a belief that if he wasn't in the picture,
she would be entitled to any settlement money through that
common law marriage. That kind of changed as the investigators
informed her that we don't have common law marriage in
(22:44):
North Dakota.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Yeah, a lot of her not googling stuff and then
poisoning him after not googling stuff, but also Ana free
That's why do you have to be careful whether are
on your animals. It tastes good, Oh really, and that's
why dogs will drink it because they continue to drink
get because it tastes good.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
He's sweet. Is that the one that's like glowing green? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:04):
I guess probably not at all, but yeah, seeing that
like you poured on the ground. It kind of clowsed. Yes, yeah,
she thought she was gonna get the money.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
It's terrible.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
So she poisoned him and he's yeah, he didn't make
it man. Uh and he probably was like sweet. But again,
if you're her and you're gonna kill it, just won
google away. They're you're not the you're not the wife.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Maybe she googled South Dakota and just stopped there right
like accident.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Think she knew what state she lived in.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
This was the year that Amy said she wanted to
pay more attention to football. Samy, I want to ask
you a question and see how many you can get.
If I were to say, but you have to give
me five. Who are the five best teams in college
football this year from your new interest in football?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
The five best in college college football?
Speaker 4 (23:50):
Yep?
Speaker 6 (23:54):
The team in.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Carolina, which will go ahead any more special Panthers.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
That is the NFL college college football.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Yeah, tigeron.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Oh my okay, let me think I'm thinking, Oh gosh, okay, fine,
Uh this is hard.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
She didn't watch football, you know.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
I feel like she's not seeing a single game. Yes,
I have on go was to watch like you.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
Should know just any any team.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Okay, Alabama, Alabama now on the.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Top five, but okay, go ahead? Do you say Alabama?
Speaker 4 (24:27):
Go ahead? Okay? Uh?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Tennessee, Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
T University of Texas, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Texas A and m oh god, now she just named
she's found a string and she's just pulling it.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Now, go ahead, go ahead? Notre Dame.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Okay, she did name five colleges.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
That one's always safe. Son No, uh yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
No, I know Arkansas's an amazing team, but maybe.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Why would you take a shot at me?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
I'm not taking a shot. Why they're not saying I
pay attention to?
Speaker 4 (25:09):
Number five is Texas. Number four is Ohio.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
State. Number three is penn State. Number two is Georgia.
Number one is Oregon, Georgia. I want to shout out Oregon,
you know, and you ever see on the sidelines when
they hold up those signs like it's like little fun
like pictures of things. Never they use my face as
one of their play calls. Shut up, who Oregon the
number one team in the country. They've used it for
three weeks. Now why your face? I can't say because
I'll be revealing what their offense is doing.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
What other faces do they use? That's crazy?
Speaker 4 (25:38):
None that I know of.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
It's almost like for you, does that feel like mad?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
It's pretty cool? Look, So the head coach texts me
with pictures of it, his coach landing at Oregon and
he's like, here you go. And they've been using it
for three weeks. Some listeners have taken pictures there as well,
of them holding up the signs. But here I can
show you this from afar, like, that's the player on
the sideline holding up my head.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Nice and then they all know where to go based
on your face.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
And then you can see them.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
That's pretty cool. Like I don't honestly really care about football.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
That is cool. Did you give them that picture? Did
they just pick one? They asked?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
They were like, hey, if we were going to do this,
what picture would you want?
Speaker 4 (26:16):
I'll pick the headshot? Nice of course.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
And then they didn't use it for like four weeks,
and then all of a sudden it's up and they've
held it for three games now, so it must be
a good play. I can't say anything about it.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Did you have any say?
Speaker 4 (26:28):
And what can you imagine? I'm calling?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Oh no, no, nothing, But they are the number one
team in the country right now, and I'd like to
say it's because of my head.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
That's pretty cool, that's pretty awesome.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Thank you very much. You're part of the number one
team in the country. I should get a ring if
we win the championship.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
Of course, no doubt. If we I'm now Arkansas who
that will never happen.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
However, if we, you know, if we went championship, I
should be part of that, don't you guys agree? Yeah,
it's time for the good news.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Bill and Becky they live in and then been married
for a long long time, and they love going to
Chick fil A. One day they were a Chick fil
A and they're talking to one of the employees about
how they plan to visit every US capital and they
did it. They visited forty nine and then Bill he
got sick.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
We just wanted to go to college. I know, literally
one credit short of graduating.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
They had one more left, and it was in Alaska.
It was Juno, Alaska, and they're like, we just can't
do it. Bill's sick. He can't. We can't physically make
it to Alaska. What if the employee do He called
the Alaska Chick fil A said, Hey, is there any
way that you guys could do a cutout picture of
the of the couple and then just take pictures of
all over Juno. That way they can virtually go to Alaska.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Wow, let's be clear. Doesn't count still, but still nice.
Really yeah, yeah, I really thought you were going to
say they got him a plane. Chick fil A got
him a plane exept though Bill physically can't can't go. Yeah, No,
And I think that's awesome. I'd like to say, first
of all, I think it's amazing. And that person did
not have to call the Chick fil A they have
to make a cutout. Still doesn't count, but doesn't count.
(28:03):
But say you're in Alaska, right and you you work
at toick Clinn.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
You get the call like do what?
Speaker 5 (28:07):
Like?
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Come? I think you get it. You hear the story
and you're like, I'd be happy to do it, send
me the picture they did it, and.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
You drive the keikos and you turns something out but
for the records, just want to make sure we're there.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
All right.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
That's that is awesome story. That's what it's all about.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
That was telling me something good.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
All right, lunchbox, what did you steal from the studio
that you want to sell.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
No, I didn't steal it. It's uh.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
I was cleaning our old studio and I realized I
had saved You had saved yes, in your office? Yes, Uh,
Miranda Lambert's coffee and coffee cup. And I put it
on a shelf and I forgot about it. And when
I was cleaning out, I was like, oh, my goodness,
we have a jackpot.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
Two things.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
One, can you verify with some sort of authenticity that
that that she was drinking from that? Because if you
just have it and just say it, it's not gonna sell, y'all.
I had to go back and look through the pictures,
but this is definitely hers. And I had it on
the shelf for a couple of months.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Les gross.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Anybody could have drink out of that cup?
Speaker 4 (29:06):
No, no, And I think she was drinking it on camera? No, No,
she was was sitting on the stage. Where do you
think I got it? So we have shots of it. Yeah,
she left it on the stage. So when she left,
I went up to the stage and got it and
poured it in this water bottle.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Oh, that's where the water bottle comes for safe keeping.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Oh got I got it?
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Is there like a lip gloss mark or anything.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Also, I would say we had one hundred of those
coffee cups. Yeah, I could have been from a band
player be no, No, it was Miranda Lambert.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
I got it.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Your source is trust me Bro.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
Yeah, trust me Bro.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
So I am thinking I am going to make some
money on Miranda the Lambert's used coffee and I could
sell one. I could sell the coffee cup and another one.
I could sell the coffee, or we could do it
two for one deal.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
You know what, I bet someone might want to drink
that for sure?
Speaker 4 (29:46):
What do you think you would get for that? Probably
five hundred? No chance? Soa bones, do you want to
sell them the video clips?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Since you own it for two hundred, there's no way
he can authenticate that without the clips.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
Let me if I know, he's gonna need to buy
the clips from us.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
But also you you too, well I recorded the clips.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
We have a hundred of those coffee cups. Yeah, but
if you have her holding that kind of coffee cup,
we have a hundred those kinds, and then you can
do the trust me bro exactly. The trust me bro
goes a long way.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
We we we will not sell artists stuff because then
it's a bad president for other artists coming in.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Then they have to worry about anything they touch. We said,
what if we give tim percent charity?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Ten Wow, mister generos out there, what if we give
one percent Miran's charity pups and.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Paul's Mutt Nation, Mutt Nation. That's what it was. Ten percent.
So generous of you. If you can sell it on
Facebook marketplace, you can do it, okay on your own,
all right, let me let me google Miranda Lambert. Do
you know he's not gonna get five hundred bucks? Sorry? Well,
you want to bet? You know how big Miranda's stands
(30:50):
are crazy?
Speaker 2 (30:51):
You're asking them to buy a star FUMK coffee cups
you drank out of.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
Oh here she is sitting on the couch one month ago.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Wow, But that's great. I'm saying you're not gonna get
five hundred bucks for it? Why? How much you think
I'll get three dollars? Three dollars do you think? But
I allow you to sell it on Facebook Marketplace, okay?
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Hey, or someone sliding into my DMS on.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Insta they will probably it doesn't matter. Amy, We're gonna
go to the joke and we'll check in in a
week or so and see how that's going. Okay, all right, Amy, Corny,
time go ahead.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
The morning Corny.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
What do you call Ryan Gosling in a mummy costume?
Ryan Gosling?
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Huh, I don't get it.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
Gauze Ryan Gosly.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Oh that's one of those you have to spell Gozly.
Morning Corny, say, called Ryan Gosling, He's Gosling.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
Whoa, whoa guys. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
It took me ten seconds to find her carrying the
cup into the studio. Oh, we got a gold video.
I also found it on YouTube. Five seconds.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
My goodness.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Miranda Lambert talks the laws Vegas, red the city, and
she walks in. She turns and there is the cup
in her left hand.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
I mean we have matching. It is the cup. Wow,
let's dick, we got it. Sell it.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
I have no problem with that. That is awesome, man, Mutt,
Nation's gonna get ten percent of this. But if you
don't sell it in a week, you cannot sell. It
has to be sold within a by a week from today.
Giving that quick, I'm giving it to I know.
Speaker 4 (32:24):
I can do it that quick.
Speaker 7 (32:25):
Man.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
My insid is gonna be blowing up.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
No, you have to sell it on Facebook marketplace, okay,
and you have to show us the Facebook marketplace communication.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
Let me oh, look at that. Wow, guys, look at
that shot.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
That looks like a regularly drinking a styrofoam coffee cup.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
Is this one right here? All right? Coming up?
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Fingers anonymous inbox. Oh, that would be funny if you like.
That's how you can authenticate it. Do you go DNA analysis?
You spend five thousand dollars and Chicken Fried by Zach
Brown Band A little bit of chicken Fried? What does
he describe as fitting just right? So we're playing know
(33:02):
your country music lyrics? In Chicken Fried by Zach Brown Band,
what does he describe as let's talk toping you computer?
Speaker 4 (33:10):
My answer, I don't have a piece of paper stain.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
There is literally a posted in front of you, and
you can be googling very easily. He's on email email,
I hear you. All I can see is him typing
on his computer.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
Who's emailing?
Speaker 2 (33:24):
And that's mister music. And I will not let mister
music cheat.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
Yeah, and mister music doesn't cheat.
Speaker 7 (33:28):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
We have pens here.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
I'm in In Chicken Fried by Zach Brown band. What
does he describe fitting?
Speaker 4 (33:36):
Just right?
Speaker 2 (33:39):
I'm in luck. You can say yours first, go ahead.
That's jeans Amy, par jeans par jeans ey cold beer
on Friday, and I had a pair of jeans fidges right,
good job.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Next up?
Speaker 2 (33:51):
And dirt on my boots by John Party? How early
had he been up working? And don't on my boots
by John Party? How early had he been up working?
Speaker 4 (34:09):
I got it?
Speaker 2 (34:10):
And dirt on my boots by John Party? How early
had he been up working?
Speaker 4 (34:14):
Yes, mister music got it.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
He is the raining mister Music. His belt is on
the line.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
I didn't want to put it on the line. I
was just trying to brag. So I'm gonna call myself
mister music.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
A lot this game, Okay, I'm in lunchbox, cracking down Amy.
Crack of dawn, Yeah, early son, crack of don The
line is man up? Since crack of dawn? Just trying
to get paid?
Speaker 4 (34:38):
Yeah, he said, woke up to the early son than
one hundred sons? Uh? Next up?
Speaker 2 (34:46):
And save a horse ride a cowboy about big and rich?
What do they hand out when walking in the room?
And save a horse ride a cowboy about big and rich?
They walk in the room and they hand something out.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
What is in?
Speaker 2 (35:00):
I'm in for the wind, mister music, one hundred dollar bills, Amy, one.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
Dollar bills?
Speaker 2 (35:06):
When I walk into the room passing out one hundred
dollars bills? Stood and In cock car by Keith Urban,
the two young lovers are arrested for doing what.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
In dang it?
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Mister music in trouble, Mister music is back, No, I've
been here. In cop car by Keith Urban, the two
young lovers are arrested doing what.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Wait, but they were doing that in the back.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
Three seconds?
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Got it? Amy time, mister music, lunch by vandalism. Vandalism
of course, the spray painting, the bid. Yeah, that is
not right, Amy, that is not right, Eddie.
Speaker 4 (35:56):
The answer is trespassing. Correct.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
We drove right past that no trespassing sign. We sat
on the tailgate and watched the planes take off. We
thought we had all night.
Speaker 4 (36:06):
You had a good job. Good job.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Las and Hotel Key by old dominion. What city does
the female in the song hope to get back to someday?
In Hotel Key by old dominion? What city does the
female in the song hope to get back to someday?
Speaker 4 (36:27):
I'm mad. There's a lot of cities.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
There are two more after this and hotel key by
old dominion? What city does the female in the song
hope to get back to someday? And then, mister music,
we need an answer.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
What do you have?
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Chicago? You mumbled, it's probably some small town, stupid city.
Then you said Chicago, the opposite of what you mumbled.
Speaker 4 (36:58):
Yeah, there were so many small towns. Couldn't think of it.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
It's incorrect. Amy Austin Eddie, I wrote down Austin. It's Austin.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
Isn't that what the hotel was?
Speaker 7 (37:08):
Though?
Speaker 2 (37:08):
No, she talked about Austin. How should get back? Amy
want to sing it? Well, I can see it's in
the Indian stuff, and a half drunk smile talked about Austin?
Speaker 4 (37:16):
How to get back there?
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Some day?
Speaker 4 (37:19):
I can't get it. I can't get the melody there.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
But yes, mister music, he've kept the hotel key.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
Can't get that part.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
It's a great day to be allied by Travis Tritt.
How long had he been growing his beard that he
has no plans on shaving?
Speaker 4 (37:34):
Mm hm, oh man, it's tough. I'm not gonna do
with numbers.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
It's a great Day to Be Alive by Travis Tritt.
How long had he been growing his beard that he
has no plans on shaving?
Speaker 4 (37:52):
Eddie four?
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Amy four lunchbox current, mister Music. Three Do I have
a hotel in my head? Three seconds? Guys?
Speaker 4 (38:05):
Mm hmm time.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Amy lunchbox.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
I wrote it down.
Speaker 7 (38:11):
You have three years, Eddie, three years? I think it's
three days, three days. That's got the rise cooking in
the microwave. I got a three day beer. And he
takes the lead by one last question.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
I just I just had to writing on quickly. Sorry,
put a month.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
Man, it's three days o, mister music.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
One more question. He loses this title. Here we go
in a bar song by Chaboozie. What luxury brand bag
does this baby want?
Speaker 1 (38:46):
And amen?
Speaker 4 (38:48):
Oh gosh, he's sweating now. It doesn't matter. He can't
win anyway. He loses the time. Mister music is gone gone.
What do you have, mister music? Do you mean by guy?
I don't know, Okay, I know, Amy. My baby wants
a burke and she been telling me all that line.
Eddie is our winter. Mister music. Wow, the music is bad.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Wow where you've never been there before? Never been I am,
but you've never been only He's the one time and
only mister Music. But now you are mister Music.
Speaker 4 (39:21):
That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
You know, you embraced the bad guy. He embraces me
in the bad guy. But no one cheers from me
here because nobody likes you when you play games.
Speaker 4 (39:27):
No one cheers for me when I win either. Do
you know why they don't like me? Because yeah, always,
you literally don't. And that is the end of the
first half of the podcast.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Is the end of the first half of the podcast.
The podcast that is the the first time of the podcast.
You can go to a podcast to or you can
wait till podcast to come out.
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Amy Brown
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Eddie Garcia
Morgan Huelsman
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