October 31, 2024 • 43 mins
Someone on the show is finally admitted that they cheated, find out who! Plus, Lunchbox shares a bad dad moment he had this week and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Wake Up, Wake Up in the mall and.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
The radio and the Dodgers keeps on Tilady in lunchbox.
More game too, Steve bred how it's trying to put
you through Fox He's running this week's next bit. The
Bobby's on the box, so you knowing.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
This is the Bobby ball.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
So scientists put the pictures up of what cheaters look
like these ai and most people get caught cheating.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
It's hilarious because the guy is.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Like bald, like a bald headed white dude that has
a late thirties early forties, decent looking guy that lost
his hair, has the little hair on the side.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
It shaves a bald. Oh so that's pretty.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Looking guy, but shaves his head bald because he just
has a little hair.
Speaker 6 (00:52):
So how do they make this picture?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Yeah, right, sure, I mean it's a lot of people
that have been busted for cheating and they throw all
the pictures in. What celebrity does he look like? It
kind of looks like a younger ball Brian Cranston with
the face.
Speaker 7 (01:05):
Okay, I picked her a mustache.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
He has a little scruff, a cheater. This is what
the general male. No, he doesn't have a mustache. I know,
that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (01:15):
I do because I think my dad had a mustache.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
That hurts. Man, that hurts. That's therapy.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
If you need to go, then.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
You have that it better. Can we get some better
help for the office?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (01:28):
And then the woman, she's really pretty well.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, obviously it ain't gonna be an ugly one.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
It could mean, but the stereotypical female cheater is a
bit older than the stereotypical male cheater. She's in her
early fifties, but she's very pretty. I'd say she looks
like Mike. What do you think, Jennifer Jennifer Connolly, like
a year old Jennifer Connolly.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Can you see that?
Speaker 8 (01:53):
What about that harmon chick, the one that's on like
Law and Order a little bit?
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Do you see a picture?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
How'd you know that?
Speaker 8 (02:01):
If I just googled it when you were saying I was,
and then I pulled her up and that's who she
reminded me of.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Both the men and women are described as having slim, building,
staring eyes. And so we'll put the picture up on
our Facebook. Somebody on the show though, and it's been
a while, but there. I think that it is a
good time because I did not warn them it was coming.
Someone on the show had told me a while ago
that they had cheated, and they now want they were
going to finally talk about it on the show. Now
I don't I don't think. I don't know. This is
(02:27):
a drum there's.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
A drum roll. What in the world I knew?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
This is someone who has do you want to Let's
play the song and then we'll come back on this
side of the song. This is someone who has cheated,
and now, after all this time, will admit it.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
Because it's it's what's happened? Has happened? What?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
What is going on?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
It's not you.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
It's why I did not do a tease on it,
because I did not want this well happening drum roll.
I didn't ask for the drum roll. Play a song.
Someone on the show is gonna admit that one point
they cheated. Okay, someone on the show is in the
wants to share an infidelity type story. First of all,
(03:09):
who is the person that would like to step forward
and share their story the world? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Maybe nobody does. Maybe we just don't say anything at all.
I'm so confused.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Uh, then we're all looking at each other, anybody at all,
and nobody's gonna say nobody.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
No one's really gonna come forward. Did you discuss it.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
With the pole?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Sorry, it's me, it's me.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Wow. I thought she was just playing the game.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Great, like sitting back.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
So you've been laying all this time, lunchbox, what are
you saying?
Speaker 8 (03:52):
She always talks about how she has scumback dudes and
oh they can't be.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Trusted and you're the cheater.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Okay, wow more, yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
What would you like to say?
Speaker 9 (04:02):
I did cheat, but it was not on a dude.
It was on my therapist. I went and saw a
new therapist.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Clickbait, babe, I'm changing the.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Station angry emails right now?
Speaker 7 (04:17):
Do you still do you have to tell a therapist
if you go seeing it.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
That's what I'm curious.
Speaker 9 (04:21):
I never like ended my relationship with the therapists that
I saw for like three years, and then I just
started seeing a new therapist.
Speaker 10 (04:27):
You are.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
This radio show anymore?
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Dude?
Speaker 8 (04:33):
You're not even turn the radio off, So I can't
trust these people.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
I'm beyond with you.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
It was it was so clique that Morgan wasn't even.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Talk about her.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Because I didn't go to her before this and be like,
I can't want to talk about that story about.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
So you what happened?
Speaker 7 (04:52):
Well, so I don't.
Speaker 9 (04:53):
I feel like I had kind of outgrown my past therapist.
I went and started seeing her for very specific reason
in a specific relations tip that I was in, and
I felt like she served that for three years and
I got through that, and then I had an opportunity
with better help to give it, like new therapists to try,
so I did, and I was like, oh, dang, I
really like her.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
So do I break up with my old therapist?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Now?
Speaker 5 (05:15):
What does your better help therapist say about it? Have
you told her? No, I haven't talked her about the
therapist situation and that.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
She knows that I used to have one. Yeah, but
I haven't asked her. I wouldn't waste any of my
fifty minutes on that.
Speaker 8 (05:27):
But she doesn't. She doesn't know you're cheating on your
other one with her. She doesn't know she's the mistress.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
No, she doesn't. So you can just send an email
to your other one? Do you think I have to?
Speaker 10 (05:37):
Though?
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Is it? Just like sometimes I think it would be
professional and I think it would be with integrity to
do that sometimes relationships just grow out, but you don't
just go I'm just not gonna go back home today.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
So do you think she'll find it weird that I'm
breaking up with her?
Speaker 5 (05:53):
It's not a breakup.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
I would send the email to go, hey, Morgan here,
just wanted to send a note that the last three
years have been so great for me.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Uh, that's what's sort. It is like, thank you for everything.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
I'm not able to U meet on the same schedule anymore,
and I'm gonna give it a run, raw dog in it.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
For a while. That's a great way to put it.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Get your line now, because.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Raw dog really has no definition. What is it? What
is heyout?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Protection?
Speaker 8 (06:22):
But he has But she does have protection because she's
seeing another therapist.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
She can just raw dog it. I would just say, hey,
it's been great, but.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
You know it's not you, it's me.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
No, okay, how about okay, I'll take the joke out.
I'll say, hey, uh, mister mister and missus miss yeah, hey,
miss therapists, it's Morgan here. Uh sending me this note
days ahead of time. I will not be able to
have my session this week. Also, Uh, some other things
happen in my life. Where I've decided that I'm gonna
pull away from therapy for for a little bit. Thank
you for your time. This has been really wonderful for me.
(06:53):
I feel like I've grown so much and I credit
a lot of that to you. Thank you sincerely, Morgan.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
You can delete the line about pulling out a therapy
because just just say you're like, you're not going to
be coming to her anymore, because then she she is.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Still in therapy, but she's pulling out of therapy that therapy.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Yeah, that's what I mean, pulling out of that therapy.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Guys, are the therapist really going to care?
Speaker 4 (07:12):
I don't know, but but no, But you're missing the point.
The point is that you don't just walk away from
something and just go God goodbye.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
I can appreciate that, because then maybe they're left wondering
like is this something I did?
Speaker 8 (07:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Or are they coming back? Or do not fill a
spot that's been.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Or maybe you died?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Like okay, that's you're right.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I mean, do they really care?
Speaker 5 (07:32):
It's just business, it's their job.
Speaker 8 (07:35):
It's not just business, oh, your friend.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
But I do think they care.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
I do think that there's a bit of caring too
as well. And I think you owe it to them
because they have to schedule, and they have to know
if someone's not coming back to second schedule someone else.
And they're the adult things you guys are not thinking
about with all your yelling over. Or you can just
be like, hey, it's Morgan, raw dogg in for a while,
got you your better help? One's good.
Speaker 9 (07:59):
Yeah, she's amazing. I've had multiple breakthroughs with her already.
That's why where I was like, Okay, I feel like
this other therapy is really no longer serving me.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
What's my code? Because we have a code we can
do for better health. We're a big better help show here.
This is not a commercial in any way, or I'd
have my code ready. That's how you know it's not
a commercial. I've did it for years. I think it's
I think it's the code raw Dog.
Speaker 11 (08:21):
Definitely betterhelp dot com slash Bobby to get timpercent off
your first month slash Bobby slash Bobby.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
Yeah, Betterhelp dot.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Com slash Bobby if you want to check it out.
That's awesome, Morgan, thanks for sharing that with us.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Yeah, sorry, I forgo.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
That's all guy, right news, Let's go. Bobby's story an
Idaho woman won a seventy thousand dollars lottery prize about
ten years after winning one hundred thousand dollars, so she's
won twice in ten years. Lunchbox has won zero times
in eighteen forty.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
A lot of years over twenty disagree.
Speaker 8 (08:55):
I've won some like twenty bucks here, thirty bucks here.
I just haven't hit anything big like that. Most you've
ever hit is two fifty, hey.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Scuba Steve, in the past year, what's the biggest you've hit?
Speaker 11 (09:05):
I think, uh, one seventy five. Biggest ever was five hundred.
When was that? That was maybe about a year and
a half ago. Okay, so close. Yeah, so in the
last year and a half, you've hit more than And
I consistently hit like fifty, forty, thirty, twenty.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
But I played consistent numbers too, not just a bunch
of random numbers. It was a five hundred when I
was talking about Oh yeah, yeah, lunches you.
Speaker 8 (09:25):
Ever boy, scratch off, Scuba Scratchhof's.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
I feel like a waste of time but fun though
I enjoyed it.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
But one's a waste of time and one's not. That's
the dumbest thing ever.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
I've just heard it. It's like straight luck.
Speaker 11 (09:35):
Sure, but I think the number thing is much more
in my favorite than a scratcher.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
Nothing is more in your favorite.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
Guess now he thinks playing the same numbers.
Speaker 11 (09:42):
I don't play the same numbers for almost eight years,
probably nine years now.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
The fact that he hated on because the way you
do it is dumb. That's hilarious to me because it's entertainment.
But it's well, I'm moving on. I'm written for you
that lunch.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
I'm not you're not, but you're not, dude, lunch, You're
not due?
Speaker 5 (10:01):
What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Meaning one loss has nothing to do with the next one,
so it's not like all the losing. Eventually, the law
of averages catches up, especially with you're not being consistent.
You're definitely not gonna win, and you don't doing anything
because of that. You stop talking consistency. This is the
dumbest conversation ever. Schu is like, no, that's not the
way to do it. Man, all right, all right, right? Anyway,
(10:23):
she went twice congratulations to her. How strict should parents
be with their kids about Halloween candy? And expert ways
in parents who think they're doing a good job by
curbing their kids Halloween candy intake could wind up causing
a lot more harm than the average tummy ache. The
psychologists warned that nutrition minded moms and dads who micro
manage and obsessed could actually be damaging their kids' mental health.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
A mean, why do you think that is well?
Speaker 7 (10:47):
I mean a lot of times, if you make something
like so forbidden, it makes kids want it more.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
I mean, that's that's exactly it.
Speaker 6 (10:54):
It's weird my thinking.
Speaker 7 (10:55):
But I mean, I don't know that it's like a
free for all just because you went trigger treating, though.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
There's to be some boundaries.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
I tell my kids, look, listen to your body.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
I told I can't listen to your It'd be all
farting and handy eating, that's all it would be.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
But then they go, I'm like, are you want more candy?
Speaker 5 (11:11):
No, I don't even listen to my body.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
I why I said that to me?
Speaker 5 (11:14):
That doesnt even work.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Well.
Speaker 6 (11:15):
I grew up with a candy day.
Speaker 7 (11:16):
I was only allowed to have candy one day of
the week, but every Saturday I could go to the
drawer and eat as much candy as I wanted for breakfast,
and I don't know why my mom did.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
That, But did you go hard every Saturday?
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Well?
Speaker 7 (11:28):
Yeah, but then it kind of got I was like, okay, fine,
it's candy day, but can I have some eggs?
Speaker 6 (11:33):
Like I'd get over it. So maybe it worked.
Speaker 7 (11:35):
But I think a dentist told my mom that if
I was going to consume candy, that I should do.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
It all at once.
Speaker 7 (11:40):
So she's like, Okay, every Saturday it's candy day.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
It's not blamed Dennis or doctors because doctors used to
have a favorite kind of cigarette, true back in the day.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Two out of three doctors, right, random mat Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Uh do you like candy now? Any trauma? Any candy trauma?
Speaker 6 (11:55):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Did you ever sneak candy?
Speaker 7 (11:58):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (11:58):
I tried to steal candy.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
No, I'm talking about not in general life. I'm talking
about from that dra door that you would only get
it on Saturday. Would you ever try to steal.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
It out of there?
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (12:06):
I'm sure I did, But I think because I had
full access every Saturday, I was like, okay, fine, I'll.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
Wait, but yeah, candy kids, it's weird.
Speaker 7 (12:15):
I tried to restrict it from my kids for a
long time and I would freak out and then that
once I relaxed about it, they backed off and it
wasn't a.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
Big deal because if you make it a big deal, becomes.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
A big deal. Try that out beer too for them
now they don't drink, but yet ooh.
Speaker 7 (12:30):
I do think there is something to that though, to
your point, like if you have an eighteen year old
seven year old, like Letting for me, having a sip
here or sip there, then doesn't make it this big
thing when they turn twenty one to where they want
to get like wasted.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
I have no kids, so I'm going to say something
without any kids, but we have the worst alcoholism of any
coutry in the whole world. Yeah we do, and the
highest age of You can't drink until then unless you
go to like a Middle Easter country where you don't
drink at all. But yeah, no, like go to Europe.
It's not a thing you drink recreationally. Kids fifteen year
olds nothing so di alcohol as levels almost none.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
So I heard you, but you're not gonna be right.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
What I'm saying is, when I was younger, my dad
would like order me a beer at a restaurant when
I was like sixteen.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Every Friday you got a beer from the drawer.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Because this was if like your dad was there, he
could order.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
A beer for you.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
So that didn't help me because when I was twenty one,
I got wasted.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Well but I wonder though, but get again, you're all
I don't know that.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
But if you would have gotten even more wasted, do you.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (13:25):
American pretty wasted.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
That's a good point too, But what if it also
it just wouldn't have been a thing where it's like
you only get this on Friday, like if you long,
as long as you drink responsibly, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Who cares.
Speaker 8 (13:35):
I don't care, I mean everybody, every but you go
buy your son of beard at dinner right now, right?
Speaker 5 (13:40):
I don't want in a restaurant anymore.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
I don't know. That's the Remember doctors used to recommend cigarettes,
all right? Moving on, study found out how vain Americans
are in everyday conversation. They study two thousand Americans for
period of one to two weeks and their daily interactions
with coworkers and family and friends. They found out that
people talked about themselves over sixty percent of the time.
Now social media, it's over ninety percent of the time,
(14:02):
but that's kind of what that is. Unless you're like
a news source. Social media is say hey, this is
what I'm doing. But in regular conversation, people just want
to talk about themselves all the time. That's from fact
retriever dot com.
Speaker 7 (14:15):
So we could do better at asking questions like, what's
going on with you?
Speaker 6 (14:20):
Let's talk about you, sure, Toby or somebody else.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
That'd be anti Toby.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
I want to talk about me, you want to talk
about my I'm talking about you. Ian summer Holder. I
don't know what he's been in, but I know his face.
A good looking guy, dark hair. You get familiar with him.
Is he in one of like the Shades of Gray
or the Empire Diaries? Yeah, that's what it is. He's
embraced life on the farm and might be done with acting.
It's the whole story here where he's like, eh, I'm
just kind of getting away from Oh.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Was he in Twilight or am I just thinking of
the Vampire Diary. I don't know that he was in.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Look, that guy makes a good looking vampire, though, but
you know he's he's moved to the farm.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
He's out of Hollywood.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
If you can't, if you have financial freedom to walk
away from this job to do whatever you wanted to do.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
But farm's not bad.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
What would you do, Eddie? You grown first? It would
be awesome.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
I got a Hawaii and get a nice place right
by the ocean with a boat with a dot in
my backyard, and go fishing every day and then golf.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
You know a little bit between both. That's the dream.
That's the dream and the dream.
Speaker 7 (15:19):
Yeah, I mean I think this and summer holders got it,
Like I want a farm with donkeys and horses and
I ride and.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
You got to feed those things.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Though, no her dreams. She can have some of the
works on theo You have a boat. Who's fixing your boat? Me?
Speaker 5 (15:32):
Man, you're gonna be part.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Of the fund.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
I have a farm hand.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
Okay, now.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
We turned it lunchbox.
Speaker 8 (15:44):
Wait, i'd barak, get an island, just be on my own,
away from people. Wait what about your kids or wife?
They would come and they would live there, they'd live there. Okay, Yeah,
and I mean just chill, just have people do everything
for you.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
So you got so much money to and one farm?
Speaker 8 (16:01):
I mean, but I prefer the lake over the so
I say an island, but I like the lake better
than the beach.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
So I don't know why I say island all the time.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
You want a lake island, but you can't have jet
skis are tough in the ocean.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
He loves a jet ski.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
I'm a big jet ski guy.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Yeah, he's a jet ski guy. Okay, Bobby, I would.
Honest to God, I think I would.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
Still.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
I would do this, except I wouldn't wake up as early.
I hate waking up early.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
It's what time?
Speaker 5 (16:23):
Would you start whenever?
Speaker 4 (16:25):
I want?
Speaker 5 (16:25):
Whenever I want to?
Speaker 4 (16:26):
But if I had to pick a time, two good time,
because I would go to bed at like one or
two in the morning, wake up around eleven, and start
the show around two, work until five or six, and
I would live Here's fine. It's fine here, but I
would I'd live in Fayteville, Arkansas, dead, probably the warmer
parts of the year, but still be able to get
(16:47):
to the football games and basketball games. That would be
my dream. It's pretty much I'm doing now. So you're
happy here, You're a happy grund like this. Basically, I
don't like the morning. I hate waking up in the morning.
It makes me miserable. I want to punch all you
in the face when I first get here every morning,
but yeah, every morning. But it's not because of you
who you are. It's weird as what it makes me
feel like. No, no, I know it's not about you,
(17:08):
though I want you to I want you not to
think that. Yeah, because you're all very special to me.
About an hour into it, but the first hour, I'm not.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
A morning person. I hate it.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Good morning, everybody morning. Yeah, thank you, that's the news.
Thanks Bobby's story. This issue is sleeping where I don't
sleep very well and then I'll get through four hours sleep.
I give myself plenty of time to sleep. Now we're
back in the day, I would just be like, I'm
not gonna sleep, I'm gonna work.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Now I do.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
I dedicate time I go to bed, I lay down.
I never felt like I had anxiety in my life.
I felt bad people who had it, but I just like,
I don't have it. But what happens is I fall asleep,
which I don't have a problem with falling asleep, but
then I wake up three hours later and my heart
is pounding in my stomach or my neck. I never,
I shouldn't say never. I almost never get a full
night sleep. If I get four and a half to
(17:57):
five hours all in, I feel like I'm million bucks,
or I think that's what a million bucks feels like.
And so was that my doctor. I don't really like
to take medicine in general. That could be addictive because
I have a bunch of addiction in my family, so
I'm very careful about that.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
And so we tread lightly and he was like, this is.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
An insomnia medicine, because again it is anxiety that hits
me when everything gets calm. So doctor says, take it.
Put it on your bedside table if you wake up.
And when I wake up, it's my neck. It's pounding
in my neck or my stomach, and I know I'm
not going back to sleep. It's pounding so hard, like
it takes a long time. He said, just take it
and let's try this. And I took it not last night,
(18:41):
the night before and did the show yesterday. The show
was fine, whatever. I don't remember part of the day yesterday.
It's crazy, I know.
Speaker 6 (18:49):
So have you googled this? Have you tried to search up?
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Like?
Speaker 7 (18:52):
Why do I not remember parts of the day if
you were fine to obviously I was awesome.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
I fine, best show's ever had here. But here's what happened.
Like I also like physically wasn't I was stretching. I
fell yesterday. We were playing pickleball yesterday afternoon. So we
work out Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and then I tried to
do a couple other things during the week, and so
I put my leg up on the pickleball on net
before anybody was there. Just stretch my hamstring, you know
(19:18):
how you put it up like a ballerin has put
it up on the pole and they stretch that kind
of stretch. Put my leg up, and all of a sudden,
I like racked myself, fall back, hit my head. I
got bruises all up and down my leg, and I
looked around and make sure nobody was watching. And then
I went and I found it on the security footage
and deleted it. My watch is a whole against me
(19:40):
for like ten years. But I was so wives weird.
It's a weird, weird deal.
Speaker 6 (19:44):
So what happened for you? You racked yourself first?
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Well, yeah, because I had my foot up on it
and then I slid forward, oh right, and then I
fell boom. We hit my head and then dominated pickleball
make a Disney movie about that. Yeah, that's quite the
com anyway, thank you, thank you. That's all I wanted
to hear. Coming back in just a second. What guys
want more from their wives? Oh, according to Sigon, you'll
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hear it.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
Let me think, well, think about it.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
We'll get to that. And then somebody had a bad
dad moment of the week that we'll get to next.
Speaker 6 (20:17):
Happy Haarleen the Bobby Bones Show.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
I sk over to lunchbox and get his bad dad
moment of the week.
Speaker 8 (20:27):
So my kid gets out of school at three o'clock,
and there's some days he wants to ride his bike
home from school, so we dropped the bike off at school,
and then I'm supposed to ride my bike up there
to meet him at three o'clock and bring him home,
ride with him, ride with him. Well, the other day,
I'm sitting in the chair at the house and my
wife is gone, and I'm like, oh, I'm.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Just gonna close my eyes for a minute, and I
woke up.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
What time do you think youulose your eyes?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Like two thirty?
Speaker 4 (20:54):
So really you had a minute and didn't set your
alarm on your phone. When you're starting to get a
little sleepy.
Speaker 8 (20:58):
If I'm being honest, I didn't mean if sleep I
was watching TV. I was just sitting in the chair. Yeah,
and I guess I fell asleep sitting up. And I
woke up and it was three oh seven and school
gets out at.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Three o'clock.
Speaker 6 (21:11):
And you still have to ride your.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Bike, say, ride my bike two miles to the school.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
And it's not like he's on a bus coming home,
which he would have done. You'd have been fine to
wake up and receive him. But yes, yeah, I had
to go get him.
Speaker 8 (21:22):
So I arrived at the school at three twenty five
and they said they were.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Five minutes from calling us.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
Five minutes.
Speaker 8 (21:29):
What's he doing when you get there? He's inside the building.
And I got to walk up with my ID and
say I'm here to pick him up.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
So is he like scared?
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Does he? Is he clueless as to what's going on?
Speaker 8 (21:39):
He did say, Dada, you're supposed to be here a
long time ago, and I said yeah, and he goes.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
I thought maybe I was supposed.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
To ride the bus and I forgot so he started thinking.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
He started thinking he messed up, and he.
Speaker 6 (21:50):
Please tell me, you were like, no, this is all
my fault.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
No, I told him.
Speaker 8 (21:53):
I was like, sorry, man, got caught up at work
running the late So he did lie differently did lie?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
I did, like, because I'm not gonna tell him.
Speaker 8 (21:59):
Hey man, I fell leave sitting in a chair watching TV.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Se Yeah, it was my bad dad.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
Moment of the week is, uh, do you have one
a week? I guess, I guess it's my question. I
mean it's once a week. I don't know. I think
I have one a week probably, But that's like a
pretty bad one. That's not normal. And you forgot your
kids happened?
Speaker 10 (22:17):
You know.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
I didn't forget him, No, no, I hear you. But
you did forget him?
Speaker 8 (22:21):
Yeah, no, No, I knew where he was, and I knew
what time I was supposed to be there.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Right.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
My body just shut down while I was sitting in
that Your.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Body shut down exhaustion from probably what do you think?
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (22:32):
I just had lunch, probably, and so I had a
full stomach. And when you eat a full stomach, you
sit down and watch TV.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
You're eighty, you get tired sitting up after lunch watching
your watching your stories.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Oh man, it was bad. So yeah, I'm fucking bad
about that. That was my bad dad moment of the week.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Jesse wants to talk to you about this. It's a
similar thing. Had Jesse. Let's get him online one Jesse
phone work or no?
Speaker 5 (22:59):
Try out?
Speaker 4 (22:59):
Possibly?
Speaker 10 (23:02):
Yes, this is Jesse.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
Hey Jesse. Sorry, man, we have a whole new studio
or phones are messed up. This is Bobby. Can you
hear me? I can. Awesome, we're on the air. What
would you like to say?
Speaker 10 (23:13):
I was just curious for lunchbox. How old is his
son that wanted to be the toilet for Halloween?
Speaker 5 (23:21):
He's four.
Speaker 10 (23:23):
Four, okay? And I was wondering if he won. I
don't want to call it the battle our argument, but
did he win the battle with his wife to let
his son.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Be the toilet?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
I know my son would be being a ninja turtle.
Speaker 10 (23:42):
He'll be right, man. That's a bummer kind of because
there's so many little funny things that you could feed
him that he could say, and it would brighten up everybody,
every house that he goes to. It would brighten their night.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
I agree.
Speaker 8 (24:00):
Not many people are going to see a four year
old toilet coming to their door saying trick or treat.
They're going to see a lot of little ninja turtles.
But you know, hey, you win something, you lose some.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Thank you for the call. It sounds like he's an
attorney taking notestorney to like jump in the act. So exactly,
so a spell toilet, how you would presume it? H
and you wanted your kid right to dress up as
something you poop in? Okay? Uh so you're he's no toilet,
no toilet. You guys can call us if you want.
We'd love to hear from you. Eight seven, seven seventy seven.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
Bobby, we will be back.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
I got a caller earlier. It was Jeremy. Jeremy for Kentucky,
Jerry from Kentucky. Uh So, he made a deal with
his kid and he was like, if you don't talk
for like a week, remember this, yes, yeah, like if
you don't talk for a certain.
Speaker 5 (24:49):
Amount of time a full week, yeah, well we'll go
to the Tailor Swift concert.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
And not just no talking at home, no talking at school.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Yeah, like unless unless he needed a talk, right, meaning
like if teacher your question. But it's like no, So
it's kind of like a bet that he didn't think
his kid would be able to do this. Kid did it,
and then he gets online and sees how much the
tailor swift tickets are and they're way, way, way way
more than he thought. And I was like, I don't know, Taylor,
like I news to nowhere a little bit, I don't
really know where anymore, and let me see if I
(25:18):
can make some calls and not get them for free,
but just try to find them a little lower. Because
I think he had like a budget of so much,
but it was like way more than that. So I reached, look,
I'm gonna go and tell you I didn't. I didn't
come through. I tried. I called oh my Asia first,
it's hard, and then I hit up like Tom Pullman,
like the guy that is like head of ball programming
(25:40):
our company. Whoa, And so even he was like, man,
it's almost impossible. I'm trying.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
I have no leads.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
I wish I did. I wish I had better news,
but I just don't want to leave it up in
the air. But and that show is like it's like tomorrow,
the next day and the next day. So if something
comes up, we I have the guy's number, but I
don't know if Santa Bones is able to come.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
Through this time.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Maybe we try to get them on the post show,
and I don't know. I don't know what I can
do because I feel bad, but I did try, and
I'm still trying. But we're getting close to that point
to where it's Mike, you look at.
Speaker 5 (26:21):
Se if tickets have gone down to all, okay, they haven't.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
And I even was like, hey, what's the price, Like,
is there any way like the label has tickets that
you can buy at face value? I was like, I'll
buy the ticket because even face buyer, they're like four
hundred bucks something like that. I was like, I'll buy
them for them, and they can't even get those well.
Speaker 6 (26:37):
I think to that point too, there that's their budget.
Speaker 7 (26:40):
I think he's saying like, Okay, we can probably swing
four to five hundred a ticket.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
But those don't Those don't exist from the day after
they put them on.
Speaker 7 (26:47):
Set, right, So his dilemma now is there thousands of dollars?
Speaker 5 (26:51):
What's the cheapest one?
Speaker 4 (26:52):
You see, Mike for the four tickets he was wanting
about twenty four hundred bucks each? What do you mean
the one he was wanting he was wanting four. No, oh,
you're saying fourth thought you meant like you wanted a
special section.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
We wanted four tickets.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
Yeah, so then I wonder if, like, could you make
a deal just him and his son only? They go,
what about for two? What's the chief as you could
do too? I just, oh my god, still twenty ticket a.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Ticket because I was thinking, just send your son.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
Okay, what off for one?
Speaker 5 (27:20):
Mic? Still twenty four?
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Oh I'm trying. I have tried this. I just don't
want to leave it wide open if people go, what happened? Uh?
Number two, I have three things to talk about here.
Number two, the Dodgers won the World Series. And that's
not a huge story for us on this show. In
the sports world. It is because we I do a
sports show called twenty five Whistles lunch bok to this
show called Sore Losers. We talked about sports, but Scuba
(27:45):
comes in decked out and Dodger gear.
Speaker 5 (27:47):
Today. It's just so petty because if you heard the show,
it's all fun, big Dodgers, sam My son loves the team.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
If you heard this show earlier this week, someone on
the show had asked off for like basically all week
to go to the games and was like, I don't
if it's a good idea, And they went above and
they asked corporate and corporates like, I.
Speaker 6 (28:02):
Guess he's a Yankees fan.
Speaker 5 (28:04):
Yeah, because they were, and we were like, wait, you
can just get off work to go to game. I
was never asked.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Unbelievable to me that I was never asked. So Scuba
was rooting against that person's team and he shows up
in all gear today and I laughed out loud.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
It's so petty. But I'm not above it in this situation.
I'm a little above it. But that's okay.
Speaker 7 (28:21):
But that's not why he's.
Speaker 5 (28:25):
Yeah, not at all.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Yeah, No, I'm just a big fan.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
I really appreciate that he's never won.
Speaker 6 (28:30):
His son is a big fan.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
So I'm a big fan. I coached his baseball team.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
We were the Dodgers three years ago. Why he has
the jersey, It's not like he has a Dodger jersey
of him being a fan.
Speaker 7 (28:36):
Okay, if he's doing it because of that reason, because
that's very immature, it is.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
But it's still funny sometimes. I'm sure he's funny. Can
you admit that he's at jersey and everything.
Speaker 7 (28:46):
Yeah, I mean I'm not the most mature person at
all times, but I just feel like it's executive producer.
Speaker 6 (28:51):
Of the show where all you know probably shouldn't do that.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
Yeah, Scooba, how do we feeling about all this? Is
this something we don't even talk about right now. We
don't really do't care anymore. I got other things worry about.
To move on, Yeah, it's fine to move on.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Yeah, he wus place when he got dressed.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
Oral hirsh eyes are today in the studio, but he
doesn't care.
Speaker 6 (29:11):
Or your Halloween costume.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
You're a dodgy Yeah, exactly, Today's freaking Halloween.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
You're the guy.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
We've talked about all day. I know I'm talking about it,
but never did I go Happy Halloween. I know we
played the game earlier. I never thought we're idiots.
Speaker 6 (29:30):
No, I mean I was gonna dress.
Speaker 5 (29:32):
Yeah, me too, Yankee, mm hmm, Babe, Ruth. Wow.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
You know one year I did go as a Sandlot kid.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Me too.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
I want I went his Squints.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Yeah, but they thought I was cheap because you make
everyone's like cheach.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
Man good one.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
No, No, I'm the Sandlot.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
Kid, but I want to Squints And they were like,
are you gonna dress up? It was just it is glasses.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yeah, you know, I'm not gonna say it.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
Cool.
Speaker 4 (29:55):
The other thing is she's this like male appreciation, you
know what men want from women, and the guys will go,
but I know not like that. Yes, it was exactly
like that. What do you think men want more from women? Eddie,
I'll tell you what I want. I want my wife
which laugh at my jokes. Oh that's good because like
that's gone.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
But do you want her.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
To laugh at them if it's not funny authentically?
Speaker 5 (30:19):
So you don't want to be funnier?
Speaker 3 (30:20):
No, no, no, I'm funny.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
No no, no, no, exactly, I don't want the same thing. My
wife's funner than I am.
Speaker 5 (30:24):
It sucks.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
Oh I have so much funnier than I am, And
it really hurts my heart because that's what I do
for a living, and she's funnier and she chooses not
to use it as a weapon, like a weapon like uh,
to make money, to monetize it.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
Sure, it drives me crazy. It hurts my feelings even.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
But I have kids, and when I sell I say
the funny thing, they laugh and my wife, my wife
just rolls her eyes.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
I'm like, well, maybe your your humor is more to
that audience, the younger audience, to.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
The boys, maybe the fart jokes aren't that good.
Speaker 5 (30:49):
Like I relate to that though.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
Man, if you go to my Instagram story right now
and it's upright the second last night, I wasn't feeling good.
I was talking about I took some medicine yesterday messed
me up a little bit. And so I'm laying in
bed and it's like seven pm and the TV is
on because I have the game on mute and my
and the screen gets taken over, like like in movies
when aliens happen and they come on. It's on my
(31:12):
Instagram story.
Speaker 6 (31:13):
Yeah, like how'd she do that?
Speaker 4 (31:14):
And so and so, all of a sudden, my screen's
taken over and the message is written, Hey, when you
come this way, would you please bring me a water?
Speaker 5 (31:22):
Thanks?
Speaker 4 (31:24):
My wife got the code, figured out the screen share,
and broke into the game to write me a message
going would you because she knew I was on TikTok
and text don't come through if I'm watching TikTok as well,
Like it doesn't come through, I'll just see it when
I get off the tik talk.
Speaker 6 (31:36):
She jacked the screen.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
I was laughing so hard that she took over the
screen to ask me to bring her water.
Speaker 5 (31:41):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 6 (31:42):
So did you take her water?
Speaker 4 (31:44):
Yeah? I mean yeah, of course when I went in
there eventually, but it's later when the.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Game was on.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
You can hear me laughing at I wouldn't have thought
of that. Of course, she's funnier there and it sucks. Okay,
I'll give you the answer to the second lunchbox yours? Well,
I mean besides that money.
Speaker 6 (32:03):
No, not that that.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
That more cooking.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
So you said the first thing, men want more loving,
his physical love, for sure, and then the second cooking.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
Yeah, Amy, what do you think it is?
Speaker 7 (32:19):
I think that y'all want like affection, y'all want cuddles.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
Well, that's what he's saying.
Speaker 7 (32:26):
No, no, no, not like that. No, I just mean to
be helped. Yeah, like just to be nervous.
Speaker 5 (32:30):
No, I don't mind that.
Speaker 12 (32:33):
Hell yeah, you're less nagging. Oh okay, compliments okay, So
here we go from web MD. Experts say men want
more appreciation. Showing appreciation can make a big difference in
his confidence. I felt that which from anything work, parenting.
It doesn't matter men jokes don't do it fake though.
My wife will not give me a fake laugh. And
(32:54):
sometimes I'll go like, no, laugh, She goes no because
it had been fake.
Speaker 7 (32:57):
Okay, but appreciation she gets me like you're trying.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
But when I make her laugh, though, it is the greatest.
It's better than any CMA a cm. It doesn't matter
if I get like a genuine laugh. I'm ready to
give a speech every long for me in here today.
I'd like to say a few words, this is a
great accomplishment for me.
Speaker 6 (33:15):
Is it better than that?
Speaker 5 (33:16):
What that that? It's different?
Speaker 7 (33:20):
It doesn't feel sounds like that's what you prefer, though,
for her to laugh at a joke like you prefer
that over that.
Speaker 5 (33:26):
I think she probably laughs less.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
I'm just saying it's like she's so fa.
Speaker 12 (33:33):
Like I have to like nail it in order to
absolutely I have to work for it, for sure.
Speaker 7 (33:40):
How awful if you've married someone that just like laughed
at everything you did and like did never challenge you.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
Well, what's what?
Speaker 4 (33:45):
What is awesome and awful is that she's constantly so
funny that I try not I try not to laugh
just to give her little.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Bit of heron medicine even though it's really funny.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
Yeah, and it doesn't work.
Speaker 6 (33:54):
You ever just have to walk away.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
No, I just laugh. I try to not, I try
to hold it back, but I just like my innstram
sory watch I took over my TV last night. That's funny.
I never said it to her, but she probably saw
the video.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
Man Like I saw a couple of other day and
the husband was saying something and the wife like looked
like she was watching a Chris Rock show.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
And I was like, that's awesome, yeah, or was.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
He really that funny?
Speaker 5 (34:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
I didn't hear what he said.
Speaker 5 (34:19):
Was cracking up.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
But also it's like a junior varsity version of this.
If I say something on this show and Amy and
I have been one two on this show for how long?
Speaker 5 (34:29):
Amy twenty years?
Speaker 6 (34:30):
I mean almost.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
If I say something and Amy genuinely laughs at it
as much as she has to hear my same routine
or she knows my sensibilities, and she like laughs hard.
Like that feels good because we're together all the time
and we know each other since humor, we can predict
we're going eighty eight percent of the time right now.
Speaker 5 (34:45):
Imagine you live with me. It's even worse. Yeah, I
see that. It be terrible.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
Okay, So anyway, they want compliment so I'm not saying
an appreciation. Yeah, a compliment and appreciation if they deserve it.
I would suggest just remembering to give it, because if
you think, god student, he'll think it's stupid. It's probably not.
He may still act like it doesn't matter to him,
but it really does. Even if we act tough like
it does not affect us.
Speaker 6 (35:13):
Okay, good to know.
Speaker 4 (35:14):
Not for you right now, a couple of years later.
Right now, you're just saving it up Brandon a journal
from Yeah, like.
Speaker 7 (35:23):
No, I'm taking notes, make compliments, give compliments whenever.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
To whom it may concern. One day, you know, thank you?
Have you got out of taking your kids trick or treating?
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Oh I think I finally solved how to do this.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
Okay, but if but if you're saying it out loud,
it's gonna be dead next year. But go ahead.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
Yeah, but look, so what you do is you ask
your neighbors to just have a party at your house.
And then the moms are like, all right, we're gonna
take the kids trick or treating, and all the dad's like,
you know, somebody's got to be here to pass out
the candies. And what we do We sit down, turn
the game on, drink beers into the doorbell rings. Just
throw some candies out there.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
It feels worse, and be honest with you.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
No, dude, trust me, when you go trick or treating,
you go from house fair to house, watching the kids
run from house to house.
Speaker 4 (36:08):
Never done that, so that is fair.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
And usually it's freezing cold.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
I don't want anybody at the house. Haven't thinking they're
having a party on a work night.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
Just a couple of dudes.
Speaker 7 (36:16):
A couple of dudes hanging out, so you're having to
hang out anyway.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
Soda pops watching a game, Soda pops, you know what
I mean? A couple of adult beverages.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
And I think your wife is smart enough to know
what you're up to.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
No, she doesn't. She's like, oh my gosh, that's so cool.
You wanted to have people over, because I never want
people over.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
Okay, That's why I think your wife knows what you're
up to and it's just fine with them, right, You
don't think like she's getting fooled.
Speaker 6 (36:39):
Right, I feel like you.
Speaker 7 (36:41):
It's I guess somebody does have to stay back and
pass out in the candy like she didn't want you
with her?
Speaker 3 (36:47):
Yes, what we do every single year, is like, oh,
I just put the bucket out there while we go
trick or treating, and I'm like, I'd really like to
stay and just kind of pass out candies for the kids.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
When you trunk or treat.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
No, don't trunk or treats are cool, man.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
I can't believe you don't enjoy trigar treating with your kids.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
No, no, no, it's terrible. I've done it. You understand.
I've I have a sixteen year old. I've been doing
this for sixteen years.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
What's the worst thing about it? I mean I've tricker
treated it as myself and I've triggered I we went
tricker treating with We're close with Jaco and his daughter,
like my wife and I. We all dressed up like
Scooby do people couple of years ago did that. I
got annoy like four houses and be honest with you, exactly,
but that wasn't my kid.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
Yeah, and then you tell them not that house. Guy's
not that house, the light's not on, don't go to
that one. But we want to go to this one. No, no, no,
let's go to the next. Right. You gotta let them
know that could are probably good right right. So it's
a lot of that just chasing kids around.
Speaker 5 (37:40):
Isn't that it to being a dad?
Speaker 3 (37:42):
Yeah, but I've been doing it for sixteen years.
Speaker 4 (37:44):
You tap out.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
I just want to sit back and hang out with
the boys.
Speaker 8 (37:46):
Also, you got like one more year of it, and
then they're gonna be on their own. You want to
have to do it. They'll go by themselves without your parents.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
No, see, I think my wife will want to go.
Speaker 7 (37:53):
Oh no, Eddie's gonna trick or treat with them till
they're eighteen.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
Well, because you don't want to go to that house
with the light off. You don't want that. Good luck,
thank you. Now I'm telling you I figured it out.
Speaker 4 (38:04):
Wife. He knows what you're up to. She probably just
doesn't want to deal with you think so probably yeah.
Uh and the kid you're sixteen year old? Why doesn't
he just take them?
Speaker 3 (38:11):
No, he's too cool for Halloween.
Speaker 4 (38:13):
Oh he's not even gonna go at all.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
He doesn't do it.
Speaker 4 (38:14):
So that's three.
Speaker 7 (38:15):
So then okay, if I was Eddie's wife would be like, Okay,
then our son can pass out the candy. You can
come with me.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
Now he stays with the guys.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
Text her that.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
Okay, do not text her that.
Speaker 4 (38:26):
All right, Bobby Bone show sorry up today.
Speaker 8 (38:31):
This story comes us from Taylor Mill, Kentucky. The high
school principal of the local high schools said, Hey, I'm
gonna try to be pals with the students, you know,
like build a bond. So he goes to a party.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
Oh no, I already thought it was a bad idea,
but I wanted to hear more.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Go ahead, and you.
Speaker 8 (38:47):
Know, hey, someone needs to hold the beer bong here, principal,
will you do it?
Speaker 4 (38:50):
Like we hold hold on the principal and the principal
is asking a kid to hold the beer bong.
Speaker 8 (38:56):
No, no, no, the kids asked the principal, and he's like, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
So there's photos of the principal holding up the beer bong.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
I don't know which one's worse. I'll be honest with you,
I don't know which one's worse. So there's and the
picture is.
Speaker 8 (39:07):
The principal holding up the beer bong. So two students
can chug the beer out of the beer bong.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
How old are the students?
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Sixteen and seventeen?
Speaker 3 (39:15):
That's not good.
Speaker 4 (39:15):
So I'm going to say this, if it were college,
I would still say, probably not the best idea if
they're twenty one, and probably not the best idea if
they're high school. Bad, bad idea, And now you have
to get fired. And I'm not mister fire everybody. If
they have a great record of like giving back, doing
great things for students, you can't make a decision that
bad with sixteen and seventeen year olds doing something illegal
(39:36):
and survive. I think you can come back at some point,
you can rehabilitate. It isn't like you touched a kid.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
He's just trying to be cool with it.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
No, yeah, he's trying to be like.
Speaker 7 (39:44):
That's what I want to know. Like, I want to
ask what was going through your brain when they asked
you like it? Did it ever occur to you?
Speaker 4 (39:48):
Maybe not that I want to be cool?
Speaker 3 (39:51):
That's it.
Speaker 7 (39:51):
That's it, and you think that that's it.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Step one was don't go to the party.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Yeah, amen.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
Step one was don't go to the party. Step two
is you go to a therapist and ask why you
feel that since you weren't cool when you were a kid,
you now need to be cool with other kids. Because
I'm sure that's let's be honest, probably the bond is
probably like, you never was that cool. Take it from me.
That's why I do stuff now that I'm like, I
got cool. I am I was never cool, So that sucks. Okay, Well,
he's a pink bon it's a pink bong beer bomb,
(40:19):
and he's.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Holding he's got two funnels, so stupid. All right, I'm lunchbox.
That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
Certain places may adopt a law that would let you
take sick days to take care of a pet. The
question is you should you be allowed to use sick
days to take care of a pet? I feel like
this is pretty easy. I think there should be personal
days that are offered, and that's a personal day.
Speaker 5 (40:44):
Right, Yeah?
Speaker 7 (40:44):
And I wonder, depending on your job, could you still
stay home to take care of your animal and get
your work done.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
Do they allow that?
Speaker 4 (40:52):
I guess it depends on the job, yeah, if you
can work remote or not. But it just feels like
a personal day thing, not a sick day. And also
they should just go, okay, you have I don't know
how many sick days people have, because we have them,
but we don't use them really right, Well, I mean
I think yeah, I mean, I mean for four days.
Amy had COVID. I was here every day.
Speaker 7 (41:14):
We just come in.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
So instead of just play along, four days sick, and
I don't know how many personal days we get. You
may know, let's just say, let's just say four. You
just get eight personal days, take them how you want.
And then but you need a note. Maybe you get
a note about how personal the day.
Speaker 7 (41:31):
Was, like a bet note.
Speaker 4 (41:33):
I just think that. And again, I am as big
of an animal guy as you could possibly be. Love animals.
I just think that this is a worthy of a
personal day. And if you get in, if you're not
faking it, and you get in trouble and your pet's
sick and your boss is mad, that sucks.
Speaker 7 (41:48):
I know. It's definitely something like I could see. Yeah,
when my dog is really struggling with something, I get
nervous leaving her. She eats just about anything, and I'm
just waiting for the day that it's going to like
kill her.
Speaker 4 (42:00):
You wait for that, No, you might wait standing.
Speaker 7 (42:02):
By No, but she gets into so much that is toxic.
Speaker 4 (42:05):
I'm just kidding. If there is no if there's no
option of personal day, yeah, I would say, do you
just fake sick and take take a sick day?
Speaker 5 (42:12):
For your pet.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
They expect you to take those days anyway.
Speaker 7 (42:14):
You can take a breathment days for your pet dying.
Speaker 4 (42:17):
Right, really, but your pet didn't die. It's got COVID.
You gave it COVID. You give our pets COVID. Yeah,
I'm all for it.
Speaker 3 (42:23):
I think it.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
I think generally officers should just if they're offering days,
just give you a set of days and these are
the personal days, and that's it. Take them if you
need them. If you don't take them, though, you should
get a reward.
Speaker 3 (42:33):
Ooh, I like that, like a raise, a bonus.
Speaker 4 (42:36):
That's tough though, because everybody broke. Yeah. Yeah, something though,
like like you get a half a Friday off or
something for every two.
Speaker 7 (42:44):
Something like, oh yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 10 (42:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:45):
I just here's the thing. If they would just make
me judge of the world, oh of the world, of
the world, some people call it dictator. I wouldn't I
called judge of the world. We'd be good, like common sense,
judge of the world. Oh we're done, we're going home.
Well we're not going home, but the show's gonna We're
actually gonna be here for a long time. But show's over.
Thank you, see you tomorrow. Scott Staffrom Creed will be
(43:05):
in Bye Everybody, The Bobby Ball Show, The Bobby Bones
Show theme song, written, produced and sang by Reid Yarberry.
You can find his instagram at Red Yarberry, Scuba Steve
Executive producer, Raymondo, Head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones. My
instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to
(43:28):
the podcast.
Wake Up, Wake Up in the mall and.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
The radio and the Dodgers keeps on Tilady in lunchbox.
More game too, Steve bred how it's trying to put
you through Fox He's running this week's next bit. The
Bobby's on the box, so you knowing.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
This is the Bobby ball.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
So scientists put the pictures up of what cheaters look
like these ai and most people get caught cheating.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
It's hilarious because the guy is.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Like bald, like a bald headed white dude that has
a late thirties early forties, decent looking guy that lost
his hair, has the little hair on the side.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
It shaves a bald. Oh so that's pretty.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Looking guy, but shaves his head bald because he just
has a little hair.
Speaker 6 (00:52):
So how do they make this picture?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Yeah, right, sure, I mean it's a lot of people
that have been busted for cheating and they throw all
the pictures in. What celebrity does he look like? It
kind of looks like a younger ball Brian Cranston with
the face.
Speaker 7 (01:05):
Okay, I picked her a mustache.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
He has a little scruff, a cheater. This is what
the general male. No, he doesn't have a mustache. I know,
that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (01:15):
I do because I think my dad had a mustache.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
That hurts. Man, that hurts. That's therapy.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
If you need to go, then.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
You have that it better. Can we get some better
help for the office?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (01:28):
And then the woman, she's really pretty well.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, obviously it ain't gonna be an ugly one.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
It could mean, but the stereotypical female cheater is a
bit older than the stereotypical male cheater. She's in her
early fifties, but she's very pretty. I'd say she looks
like Mike. What do you think, Jennifer Jennifer Connolly, like
a year old Jennifer Connolly.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Can you see that?
Speaker 8 (01:53):
What about that harmon chick, the one that's on like
Law and Order a little bit?
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Do you see a picture?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
How'd you know that?
Speaker 8 (02:01):
If I just googled it when you were saying I was,
and then I pulled her up and that's who she
reminded me of.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Both the men and women are described as having slim, building,
staring eyes. And so we'll put the picture up on
our Facebook. Somebody on the show though, and it's been
a while, but there. I think that it is a
good time because I did not warn them it was coming.
Someone on the show had told me a while ago
that they had cheated, and they now want they were
going to finally talk about it on the show. Now
I don't I don't think. I don't know. This is
(02:27):
a drum there's.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
A drum roll. What in the world I knew?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
This is someone who has do you want to Let's
play the song and then we'll come back on this
side of the song. This is someone who has cheated,
and now, after all this time, will admit it.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
Because it's it's what's happened? Has happened? What?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
What is going on?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
It's not you.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
It's why I did not do a tease on it,
because I did not want this well happening drum roll.
I didn't ask for the drum roll. Play a song.
Someone on the show is gonna admit that one point
they cheated. Okay, someone on the show is in the
wants to share an infidelity type story. First of all,
(03:09):
who is the person that would like to step forward
and share their story the world? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Maybe nobody does. Maybe we just don't say anything at all.
I'm so confused.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Uh, then we're all looking at each other, anybody at all,
and nobody's gonna say nobody.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
No one's really gonna come forward. Did you discuss it.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
With the pole?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Sorry, it's me, it's me.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Wow. I thought she was just playing the game.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Great, like sitting back.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
So you've been laying all this time, lunchbox, what are
you saying?
Speaker 8 (03:52):
She always talks about how she has scumback dudes and
oh they can't be.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Trusted and you're the cheater.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Okay, wow more, yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
What would you like to say?
Speaker 9 (04:02):
I did cheat, but it was not on a dude.
It was on my therapist. I went and saw a
new therapist.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Clickbait, babe, I'm changing the.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Station angry emails right now?
Speaker 7 (04:17):
Do you still do you have to tell a therapist
if you go seeing it.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
That's what I'm curious.
Speaker 9 (04:21):
I never like ended my relationship with the therapists that
I saw for like three years, and then I just
started seeing a new therapist.
Speaker 10 (04:27):
You are.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
This radio show anymore?
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Dude?
Speaker 8 (04:33):
You're not even turn the radio off, So I can't
trust these people.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
I'm beyond with you.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
It was it was so clique that Morgan wasn't even.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Talk about her.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Because I didn't go to her before this and be like,
I can't want to talk about that story about.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
So you what happened?
Speaker 7 (04:52):
Well, so I don't.
Speaker 9 (04:53):
I feel like I had kind of outgrown my past therapist.
I went and started seeing her for very specific reason
in a specific relations tip that I was in, and
I felt like she served that for three years and
I got through that, and then I had an opportunity
with better help to give it, like new therapists to try,
so I did, and I was like, oh, dang, I
really like her.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
So do I break up with my old therapist?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Now?
Speaker 5 (05:15):
What does your better help therapist say about it? Have
you told her? No, I haven't talked her about the
therapist situation and that.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
She knows that I used to have one. Yeah, but
I haven't asked her. I wouldn't waste any of my
fifty minutes on that.
Speaker 8 (05:27):
But she doesn't. She doesn't know you're cheating on your
other one with her. She doesn't know she's the mistress.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
No, she doesn't. So you can just send an email
to your other one? Do you think I have to?
Speaker 10 (05:37):
Though?
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Is it? Just like sometimes I think it would be
professional and I think it would be with integrity to
do that sometimes relationships just grow out, but you don't
just go I'm just not gonna go back home today.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
So do you think she'll find it weird that I'm
breaking up with her?
Speaker 5 (05:53):
It's not a breakup.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
I would send the email to go, hey, Morgan here,
just wanted to send a note that the last three
years have been so great for me.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Uh, that's what's sort. It is like, thank you for everything.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
I'm not able to U meet on the same schedule anymore,
and I'm gonna give it a run, raw dog in it.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
For a while. That's a great way to put it.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Get your line now, because.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Raw dog really has no definition. What is it? What
is heyout?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Protection?
Speaker 8 (06:22):
But he has But she does have protection because she's
seeing another therapist.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
She can just raw dog it. I would just say, hey,
it's been great, but.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
You know it's not you, it's me.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
No, okay, how about okay, I'll take the joke out.
I'll say, hey, uh, mister mister and missus miss yeah, hey,
miss therapists, it's Morgan here. Uh sending me this note
days ahead of time. I will not be able to
have my session this week. Also, Uh, some other things
happen in my life. Where I've decided that I'm gonna
pull away from therapy for for a little bit. Thank
you for your time. This has been really wonderful for me.
(06:53):
I feel like I've grown so much and I credit
a lot of that to you. Thank you sincerely, Morgan.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
You can delete the line about pulling out a therapy
because just just say you're like, you're not going to
be coming to her anymore, because then she she is.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Still in therapy, but she's pulling out of therapy that therapy.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Yeah, that's what I mean, pulling out of that therapy.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Guys, are the therapist really going to care?
Speaker 4 (07:12):
I don't know, but but no, But you're missing the point.
The point is that you don't just walk away from
something and just go God goodbye.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
I can appreciate that, because then maybe they're left wondering
like is this something I did?
Speaker 8 (07:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Or are they coming back? Or do not fill a
spot that's been.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Or maybe you died?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Like okay, that's you're right.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I mean, do they really care?
Speaker 5 (07:32):
It's just business, it's their job.
Speaker 8 (07:35):
It's not just business, oh, your friend.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
But I do think they care.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
I do think that there's a bit of caring too
as well. And I think you owe it to them
because they have to schedule, and they have to know
if someone's not coming back to second schedule someone else.
And they're the adult things you guys are not thinking
about with all your yelling over. Or you can just
be like, hey, it's Morgan, raw dogg in for a while,
got you your better help? One's good.
Speaker 9 (07:59):
Yeah, she's amazing. I've had multiple breakthroughs with her already.
That's why where I was like, Okay, I feel like
this other therapy is really no longer serving me.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
What's my code? Because we have a code we can
do for better health. We're a big better help show here.
This is not a commercial in any way, or I'd
have my code ready. That's how you know it's not
a commercial. I've did it for years. I think it's
I think it's the code raw Dog.
Speaker 11 (08:21):
Definitely betterhelp dot com slash Bobby to get timpercent off
your first month slash Bobby slash Bobby.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
Yeah, Betterhelp dot.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Com slash Bobby if you want to check it out.
That's awesome, Morgan, thanks for sharing that with us.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Yeah, sorry, I forgo.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
That's all guy, right news, Let's go. Bobby's story an
Idaho woman won a seventy thousand dollars lottery prize about
ten years after winning one hundred thousand dollars, so she's
won twice in ten years. Lunchbox has won zero times
in eighteen forty.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
A lot of years over twenty disagree.
Speaker 8 (08:55):
I've won some like twenty bucks here, thirty bucks here.
I just haven't hit anything big like that. Most you've
ever hit is two fifty, hey.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Scuba Steve, in the past year, what's the biggest you've hit?
Speaker 11 (09:05):
I think, uh, one seventy five. Biggest ever was five hundred.
When was that? That was maybe about a year and
a half ago. Okay, so close. Yeah, so in the
last year and a half, you've hit more than And
I consistently hit like fifty, forty, thirty, twenty.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
But I played consistent numbers too, not just a bunch
of random numbers. It was a five hundred when I
was talking about Oh yeah, yeah, lunches you.
Speaker 8 (09:25):
Ever boy, scratch off, Scuba Scratchhof's.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
I feel like a waste of time but fun though
I enjoyed it.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
But one's a waste of time and one's not. That's
the dumbest thing ever.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
I've just heard it. It's like straight luck.
Speaker 11 (09:35):
Sure, but I think the number thing is much more
in my favorite than a scratcher.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
Nothing is more in your favorite.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
Guess now he thinks playing the same numbers.
Speaker 11 (09:42):
I don't play the same numbers for almost eight years,
probably nine years now.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
The fact that he hated on because the way you
do it is dumb. That's hilarious to me because it's entertainment.
But it's well, I'm moving on. I'm written for you
that lunch.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
I'm not you're not, but you're not, dude, lunch, You're
not due?
Speaker 5 (10:01):
What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Meaning one loss has nothing to do with the next one,
so it's not like all the losing. Eventually, the law
of averages catches up, especially with you're not being consistent.
You're definitely not gonna win, and you don't doing anything
because of that. You stop talking consistency. This is the
dumbest conversation ever. Schu is like, no, that's not the
way to do it. Man, all right, all right, right? Anyway,
(10:23):
she went twice congratulations to her. How strict should parents
be with their kids about Halloween candy? And expert ways
in parents who think they're doing a good job by
curbing their kids Halloween candy intake could wind up causing
a lot more harm than the average tummy ache. The
psychologists warned that nutrition minded moms and dads who micro
manage and obsessed could actually be damaging their kids' mental health.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
A mean, why do you think that is well?
Speaker 7 (10:47):
I mean a lot of times, if you make something
like so forbidden, it makes kids want it more.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
I mean, that's that's exactly it.
Speaker 6 (10:54):
It's weird my thinking.
Speaker 7 (10:55):
But I mean, I don't know that it's like a
free for all just because you went trigger treating, though.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
There's to be some boundaries.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
I tell my kids, look, listen to your body.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
I told I can't listen to your It'd be all
farting and handy eating, that's all it would be.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
But then they go, I'm like, are you want more candy?
Speaker 5 (11:11):
No, I don't even listen to my body.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
I why I said that to me?
Speaker 5 (11:14):
That doesnt even work.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Well.
Speaker 6 (11:15):
I grew up with a candy day.
Speaker 7 (11:16):
I was only allowed to have candy one day of
the week, but every Saturday I could go to the
drawer and eat as much candy as I wanted for breakfast,
and I don't know why my mom did.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
That, But did you go hard every Saturday?
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Well?
Speaker 7 (11:28):
Yeah, but then it kind of got I was like, okay, fine,
it's candy day, but can I have some eggs?
Speaker 6 (11:33):
Like I'd get over it. So maybe it worked.
Speaker 7 (11:35):
But I think a dentist told my mom that if
I was going to consume candy, that I should do.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
It all at once.
Speaker 7 (11:40):
So she's like, Okay, every Saturday it's candy day.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
It's not blamed Dennis or doctors because doctors used to
have a favorite kind of cigarette, true back in the day.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Two out of three doctors, right, random mat Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Uh do you like candy now? Any trauma? Any candy trauma?
Speaker 6 (11:55):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Did you ever sneak candy?
Speaker 7 (11:58):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (11:58):
I tried to steal candy.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
No, I'm talking about not in general life. I'm talking
about from that dra door that you would only get
it on Saturday. Would you ever try to steal.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
It out of there?
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (12:06):
I'm sure I did, But I think because I had
full access every Saturday, I was like, okay, fine, I'll.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
Wait, but yeah, candy kids, it's weird.
Speaker 7 (12:15):
I tried to restrict it from my kids for a
long time and I would freak out and then that
once I relaxed about it, they backed off and it
wasn't a.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
Big deal because if you make it a big deal, becomes.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
A big deal. Try that out beer too for them
now they don't drink, but yet ooh.
Speaker 7 (12:30):
I do think there is something to that though, to
your point, like if you have an eighteen year old
seven year old, like Letting for me, having a sip
here or sip there, then doesn't make it this big
thing when they turn twenty one to where they want
to get like wasted.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
I have no kids, so I'm going to say something
without any kids, but we have the worst alcoholism of any
coutry in the whole world. Yeah we do, and the
highest age of You can't drink until then unless you
go to like a Middle Easter country where you don't
drink at all. But yeah, no, like go to Europe.
It's not a thing you drink recreationally. Kids fifteen year
olds nothing so di alcohol as levels almost none.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
So I heard you, but you're not gonna be right.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
What I'm saying is, when I was younger, my dad
would like order me a beer at a restaurant when
I was like sixteen.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Every Friday you got a beer from the drawer.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Because this was if like your dad was there, he
could order.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
A beer for you.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
So that didn't help me because when I was twenty one,
I got wasted.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Well but I wonder though, but get again, you're all
I don't know that.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
But if you would have gotten even more wasted, do you.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (13:25):
American pretty wasted.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
That's a good point too, But what if it also
it just wouldn't have been a thing where it's like
you only get this on Friday, like if you long,
as long as you drink responsibly, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Who cares.
Speaker 8 (13:35):
I don't care, I mean everybody, every but you go
buy your son of beard at dinner right now, right?
Speaker 5 (13:40):
I don't want in a restaurant anymore.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
I don't know. That's the Remember doctors used to recommend cigarettes,
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Now social media, it's over ninety percent of the time,
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but that's kind of what that is. Unless you're like
a news source. Social media is say hey, this is
what I'm doing. But in regular conversation, people just want
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Speaker 7 (14:15):
So we could do better at asking questions like, what's
going on with you?
Speaker 6 (14:20):
Let's talk about you, sure, Toby or somebody else.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
That'd be anti Toby.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
I want to talk about me, you want to talk
about my I'm talking about you. Ian summer Holder. I
don't know what he's been in, but I know his face.
A good looking guy, dark hair. You get familiar with him.
Is he in one of like the Shades of Gray
or the Empire Diaries? Yeah, that's what it is. He's
embraced life on the farm and might be done with acting.
It's the whole story here where he's like, eh, I'm
just kind of getting away from Oh.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Was he in Twilight or am I just thinking of
the Vampire Diary. I don't know that he was in.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Look, that guy makes a good looking vampire, though, but
you know he's he's moved to the farm.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
He's out of Hollywood.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
If you can't, if you have financial freedom to walk
away from this job to do whatever you wanted to do.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
But farm's not bad.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
What would you do, Eddie? You grown first? It would
be awesome.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
I got a Hawaii and get a nice place right
by the ocean with a boat with a dot in
my backyard, and go fishing every day and then golf.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
You know a little bit between both. That's the dream.
That's the dream and the dream.
Speaker 7 (15:19):
Yeah, I mean I think this and summer holders got it,
Like I want a farm with donkeys and horses and
I ride and.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
You got to feed those things.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Though, no her dreams. She can have some of the
works on theo You have a boat. Who's fixing your boat? Me?
Speaker 5 (15:32):
Man, you're gonna be part.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Of the fund.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
I have a farm hand.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
Okay, now.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
We turned it lunchbox.
Speaker 8 (15:44):
Wait, i'd barak, get an island, just be on my own,
away from people. Wait what about your kids or wife?
They would come and they would live there, they'd live there. Okay, Yeah,
and I mean just chill, just have people do everything
for you.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
So you got so much money to and one farm?
Speaker 8 (16:01):
I mean, but I prefer the lake over the so
I say an island, but I like the lake better
than the beach.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
So I don't know why I say island all the time.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
You want a lake island, but you can't have jet
skis are tough in the ocean.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
He loves a jet ski.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
I'm a big jet ski guy.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Yeah, he's a jet ski guy. Okay, Bobby, I would.
Honest to God, I think I would.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
Still.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
I would do this, except I wouldn't wake up as early.
I hate waking up early.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
It's what time?
Speaker 5 (16:23):
Would you start whenever?
Speaker 4 (16:25):
I want?
Speaker 5 (16:25):
Whenever I want to?
Speaker 4 (16:26):
But if I had to pick a time, two good time,
because I would go to bed at like one or
two in the morning, wake up around eleven, and start
the show around two, work until five or six, and
I would live Here's fine. It's fine here, but I
would I'd live in Fayteville, Arkansas, dead, probably the warmer
parts of the year, but still be able to get
(16:47):
to the football games and basketball games. That would be
my dream. It's pretty much I'm doing now. So you're
happy here, You're a happy grund like this. Basically, I
don't like the morning. I hate waking up in the morning.
It makes me miserable. I want to punch all you
in the face when I first get here every morning,
but yeah, every morning. But it's not because of you
who you are. It's weird as what it makes me
feel like. No, no, I know it's not about you,
(17:08):
though I want you to I want you not to
think that. Yeah, because you're all very special to me.
About an hour into it, but the first hour, I'm not.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
A morning person. I hate it.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Good morning, everybody morning. Yeah, thank you, that's the news.
Thanks Bobby's story. This issue is sleeping where I don't
sleep very well and then I'll get through four hours sleep.
I give myself plenty of time to sleep. Now we're
back in the day, I would just be like, I'm
not gonna sleep, I'm gonna work.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Now I do.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
I dedicate time I go to bed, I lay down.
I never felt like I had anxiety in my life.
I felt bad people who had it, but I just like,
I don't have it. But what happens is I fall asleep,
which I don't have a problem with falling asleep, but
then I wake up three hours later and my heart
is pounding in my stomach or my neck. I never,
I shouldn't say never. I almost never get a full
night sleep. If I get four and a half to
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five hours all in, I feel like I'm million bucks,
or I think that's what a million bucks feels like.
And so was that my doctor. I don't really like
to take medicine in general. That could be addictive because
I have a bunch of addiction in my family, so
I'm very careful about that.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
And so we tread lightly and he was like, this is.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
An insomnia medicine, because again it is anxiety that hits
me when everything gets calm. So doctor says, take it.
Put it on your bedside table if you wake up.
And when I wake up, it's my neck. It's pounding
in my neck or my stomach, and I know I'm
not going back to sleep. It's pounding so hard, like
it takes a long time. He said, just take it
and let's try this. And I took it not last night,
(18:41):
the night before and did the show yesterday. The show
was fine, whatever. I don't remember part of the day yesterday.
It's crazy, I know.
Speaker 6 (18:49):
So have you googled this? Have you tried to search up?
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Like?
Speaker 7 (18:52):
Why do I not remember parts of the day if
you were fine to obviously I was awesome.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
I fine, best show's ever had here. But here's what happened.
Like I also like physically wasn't I was stretching. I
fell yesterday. We were playing pickleball yesterday afternoon. So we
work out Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and then I tried to
do a couple other things during the week, and so
I put my leg up on the pickleball on net
before anybody was there. Just stretch my hamstring, you know
(19:18):
how you put it up like a ballerin has put
it up on the pole and they stretch that kind
of stretch. Put my leg up, and all of a sudden,
I like racked myself, fall back, hit my head. I
got bruises all up and down my leg, and I
looked around and make sure nobody was watching. And then
I went and I found it on the security footage
and deleted it. My watch is a whole against me
(19:40):
for like ten years. But I was so wives weird.
It's a weird, weird deal.
Speaker 6 (19:44):
So what happened for you? You racked yourself first?
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Well, yeah, because I had my foot up on it
and then I slid forward, oh right, and then I
fell boom. We hit my head and then dominated pickleball
make a Disney movie about that. Yeah, that's quite the
com anyway, thank you, thank you. That's all I wanted
to hear. Coming back in just a second. What guys
want more from their wives? Oh, according to Sigon, you'll
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hear it.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
Let me think, well, think about it.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
We'll get to that. And then somebody had a bad
dad moment of the week that we'll get to next.
Speaker 6 (20:17):
Happy Haarleen the Bobby Bones Show.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
I sk over to lunchbox and get his bad dad
moment of the week.
Speaker 8 (20:27):
So my kid gets out of school at three o'clock,
and there's some days he wants to ride his bike
home from school, so we dropped the bike off at school,
and then I'm supposed to ride my bike up there
to meet him at three o'clock and bring him home,
ride with him, ride with him. Well, the other day,
I'm sitting in the chair at the house and my
wife is gone, and I'm like, oh, I'm.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Just gonna close my eyes for a minute, and I
woke up.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
What time do you think youulose your eyes?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Like two thirty?
Speaker 4 (20:54):
So really you had a minute and didn't set your
alarm on your phone. When you're starting to get a
little sleepy.
Speaker 8 (20:58):
If I'm being honest, I didn't mean if sleep I
was watching TV. I was just sitting in the chair. Yeah,
and I guess I fell asleep sitting up. And I
woke up and it was three oh seven and school
gets out at.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Three o'clock.
Speaker 6 (21:11):
And you still have to ride your.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Bike, say, ride my bike two miles to the school.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
And it's not like he's on a bus coming home,
which he would have done. You'd have been fine to
wake up and receive him. But yes, yeah, I had
to go get him.
Speaker 8 (21:22):
So I arrived at the school at three twenty five
and they said they were.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Five minutes from calling us.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
Five minutes.
Speaker 8 (21:29):
What's he doing when you get there? He's inside the building.
And I got to walk up with my ID and
say I'm here to pick him up.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
So is he like scared?
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Does he? Is he clueless as to what's going on?
Speaker 8 (21:39):
He did say, Dada, you're supposed to be here a
long time ago, and I said yeah, and he goes.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
I thought maybe I was supposed.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
To ride the bus and I forgot so he started thinking.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
He started thinking he messed up, and he.
Speaker 6 (21:50):
Please tell me, you were like, no, this is all
my fault.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
No, I told him.
Speaker 8 (21:53):
I was like, sorry, man, got caught up at work
running the late So he did lie differently did lie?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
I did, like, because I'm not gonna tell him.
Speaker 8 (21:59):
Hey man, I fell leave sitting in a chair watching TV.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Se Yeah, it was my bad dad.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
Moment of the week is, uh, do you have one
a week? I guess, I guess it's my question. I
mean it's once a week. I don't know. I think
I have one a week probably, But that's like a
pretty bad one. That's not normal. And you forgot your
kids happened?
Speaker 10 (22:17):
You know.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
I didn't forget him, No, no, I hear you. But
you did forget him?
Speaker 8 (22:21):
Yeah, no, No, I knew where he was, and I knew
what time I was supposed to be there.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Right.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
My body just shut down while I was sitting in
that Your.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Body shut down exhaustion from probably what do you think?
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (22:32):
I just had lunch, probably, and so I had a
full stomach. And when you eat a full stomach, you
sit down and watch TV.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
You're eighty, you get tired sitting up after lunch watching
your watching your stories.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Oh man, it was bad. So yeah, I'm fucking bad
about that. That was my bad dad moment of the week.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Jesse wants to talk to you about this. It's a
similar thing. Had Jesse. Let's get him online one Jesse
phone work or no?
Speaker 5 (22:59):
Try out?
Speaker 4 (22:59):
Possibly?
Speaker 10 (23:02):
Yes, this is Jesse.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
Hey Jesse. Sorry, man, we have a whole new studio
or phones are messed up. This is Bobby. Can you
hear me? I can. Awesome, we're on the air. What
would you like to say?
Speaker 10 (23:13):
I was just curious for lunchbox. How old is his
son that wanted to be the toilet for Halloween?
Speaker 5 (23:21):
He's four.
Speaker 10 (23:23):
Four, okay? And I was wondering if he won. I
don't want to call it the battle our argument, but
did he win the battle with his wife to let
his son.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Be the toilet?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
I know my son would be being a ninja turtle.
Speaker 10 (23:42):
He'll be right, man. That's a bummer kind of because
there's so many little funny things that you could feed
him that he could say, and it would brighten up everybody,
every house that he goes to. It would brighten their night.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
I agree.
Speaker 8 (24:00):
Not many people are going to see a four year
old toilet coming to their door saying trick or treat.
They're going to see a lot of little ninja turtles.
But you know, hey, you win something, you lose some.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Thank you for the call. It sounds like he's an
attorney taking notestorney to like jump in the act. So exactly,
so a spell toilet, how you would presume it? H
and you wanted your kid right to dress up as
something you poop in? Okay? Uh so you're he's no toilet,
no toilet. You guys can call us if you want.
We'd love to hear from you. Eight seven, seven seventy seven.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
Bobby, we will be back.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
I got a caller earlier. It was Jeremy. Jeremy for Kentucky,
Jerry from Kentucky. Uh So, he made a deal with
his kid and he was like, if you don't talk
for like a week, remember this, yes, yeah, like if
you don't talk for a certain.
Speaker 5 (24:49):
Amount of time a full week, yeah, well we'll go
to the Tailor Swift concert.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
And not just no talking at home, no talking at school.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Yeah, like unless unless he needed a talk, right, meaning
like if teacher your question. But it's like no, So
it's kind of like a bet that he didn't think
his kid would be able to do this. Kid did it,
and then he gets online and sees how much the
tailor swift tickets are and they're way, way, way way
more than he thought. And I was like, I don't know, Taylor,
like I news to nowhere a little bit, I don't
really know where anymore, and let me see if I
(25:18):
can make some calls and not get them for free,
but just try to find them a little lower. Because
I think he had like a budget of so much,
but it was like way more than that. So I reached, look,
I'm gonna go and tell you I didn't. I didn't
come through. I tried. I called oh my Asia first,
it's hard, and then I hit up like Tom Pullman,
like the guy that is like head of ball programming
(25:40):
our company. Whoa, And so even he was like, man,
it's almost impossible. I'm trying.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
I have no leads.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
I wish I did. I wish I had better news,
but I just don't want to leave it up in
the air. But and that show is like it's like tomorrow,
the next day and the next day. So if something
comes up, we I have the guy's number, but I
don't know if Santa Bones is able to come.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
Through this time.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Maybe we try to get them on the post show,
and I don't know. I don't know what I can
do because I feel bad, but I did try, and
I'm still trying. But we're getting close to that point
to where it's Mike, you look at.
Speaker 5 (26:21):
Se if tickets have gone down to all, okay, they haven't.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
And I even was like, hey, what's the price, Like,
is there any way like the label has tickets that
you can buy at face value? I was like, I'll
buy the ticket because even face buyer, they're like four
hundred bucks something like that. I was like, I'll buy
them for them, and they can't even get those well.
Speaker 6 (26:37):
I think to that point too, there that's their budget.
Speaker 7 (26:40):
I think he's saying like, Okay, we can probably swing
four to five hundred a ticket.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
But those don't Those don't exist from the day after
they put them on.
Speaker 7 (26:47):
Set, right, So his dilemma now is there thousands of dollars?
Speaker 5 (26:51):
What's the cheapest one?
Speaker 4 (26:52):
You see, Mike for the four tickets he was wanting
about twenty four hundred bucks each? What do you mean
the one he was wanting he was wanting four. No, oh,
you're saying fourth thought you meant like you wanted a
special section.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
We wanted four tickets.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
Yeah, so then I wonder if, like, could you make
a deal just him and his son only? They go,
what about for two? What's the chief as you could
do too? I just, oh my god, still twenty ticket a.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Ticket because I was thinking, just send your son.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
Okay, what off for one?
Speaker 5 (27:20):
Mic? Still twenty four?
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Oh I'm trying. I have tried this. I just don't
want to leave it wide open if people go, what happened? Uh?
Number two, I have three things to talk about here.
Number two, the Dodgers won the World Series. And that's
not a huge story for us on this show. In
the sports world. It is because we I do a
sports show called twenty five Whistles lunch bok to this
show called Sore Losers. We talked about sports, but Scuba
(27:45):
comes in decked out and Dodger gear.
Speaker 5 (27:47):
Today. It's just so petty because if you heard the show,
it's all fun, big Dodgers, sam My son loves the team.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
If you heard this show earlier this week, someone on
the show had asked off for like basically all week
to go to the games and was like, I don't
if it's a good idea, And they went above and
they asked corporate and corporates like, I.
Speaker 6 (28:02):
Guess he's a Yankees fan.
Speaker 5 (28:04):
Yeah, because they were, and we were like, wait, you
can just get off work to go to game. I
was never asked.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Unbelievable to me that I was never asked. So Scuba
was rooting against that person's team and he shows up
in all gear today and I laughed out loud.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
It's so petty. But I'm not above it in this situation.
I'm a little above it. But that's okay.
Speaker 7 (28:21):
But that's not why he's.
Speaker 5 (28:25):
Yeah, not at all.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Yeah, No, I'm just a big fan.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
I really appreciate that he's never won.
Speaker 6 (28:30):
His son is a big fan.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
So I'm a big fan. I coached his baseball team.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
We were the Dodgers three years ago. Why he has
the jersey, It's not like he has a Dodger jersey
of him being a fan.
Speaker 7 (28:36):
Okay, if he's doing it because of that reason, because
that's very immature, it is.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
But it's still funny sometimes. I'm sure he's funny. Can
you admit that he's at jersey and everything.
Speaker 7 (28:46):
Yeah, I mean I'm not the most mature person at
all times, but I just feel like it's executive producer.
Speaker 6 (28:51):
Of the show where all you know probably shouldn't do that.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
Yeah, Scooba, how do we feeling about all this? Is
this something we don't even talk about right now. We
don't really do't care anymore. I got other things worry about.
To move on, Yeah, it's fine to move on.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Yeah, he wus place when he got dressed.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
Oral hirsh eyes are today in the studio, but he
doesn't care.
Speaker 6 (29:11):
Or your Halloween costume.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
You're a dodgy Yeah, exactly, Today's freaking Halloween.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
You're the guy.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
We've talked about all day. I know I'm talking about it,
but never did I go Happy Halloween. I know we
played the game earlier. I never thought we're idiots.
Speaker 6 (29:30):
No, I mean I was gonna dress.
Speaker 5 (29:32):
Yeah, me too, Yankee, mm hmm, Babe, Ruth. Wow.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
You know one year I did go as a Sandlot kid.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Me too.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
I want I went his Squints.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Yeah, but they thought I was cheap because you make
everyone's like cheach.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
Man good one.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
No, No, I'm the Sandlot.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
Kid, but I want to Squints And they were like,
are you gonna dress up? It was just it is glasses.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yeah, you know, I'm not gonna say it.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
Cool.
Speaker 4 (29:55):
The other thing is she's this like male appreciation, you
know what men want from women, and the guys will go,
but I know not like that. Yes, it was exactly
like that. What do you think men want more from women? Eddie,
I'll tell you what I want. I want my wife
which laugh at my jokes. Oh that's good because like
that's gone.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
But do you want her.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
To laugh at them if it's not funny authentically?
Speaker 5 (30:19):
So you don't want to be funnier?
Speaker 3 (30:20):
No, no, no, I'm funny.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
No no, no, no, exactly, I don't want the same thing. My
wife's funner than I am.
Speaker 5 (30:24):
It sucks.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
Oh I have so much funnier than I am, And
it really hurts my heart because that's what I do
for a living, and she's funnier and she chooses not
to use it as a weapon, like a weapon like uh,
to make money, to monetize it.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
Sure, it drives me crazy. It hurts my feelings even.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
But I have kids, and when I sell I say
the funny thing, they laugh and my wife, my wife
just rolls her eyes.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
I'm like, well, maybe your your humor is more to
that audience, the younger audience, to.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
The boys, maybe the fart jokes aren't that good.
Speaker 5 (30:49):
Like I relate to that though.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
Man, if you go to my Instagram story right now
and it's upright the second last night, I wasn't feeling good.
I was talking about I took some medicine yesterday messed
me up a little bit. And so I'm laying in
bed and it's like seven pm and the TV is
on because I have the game on mute and my
and the screen gets taken over, like like in movies
when aliens happen and they come on. It's on my
(31:12):
Instagram story.
Speaker 6 (31:13):
Yeah, like how'd she do that?
Speaker 4 (31:14):
And so and so, all of a sudden, my screen's
taken over and the message is written, Hey, when you
come this way, would you please bring me a water?
Speaker 5 (31:22):
Thanks?
Speaker 4 (31:24):
My wife got the code, figured out the screen share,
and broke into the game to write me a message
going would you because she knew I was on TikTok
and text don't come through if I'm watching TikTok as well,
Like it doesn't come through, I'll just see it when
I get off the tik talk.
Speaker 6 (31:36):
She jacked the screen.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
I was laughing so hard that she took over the
screen to ask me to bring her water.
Speaker 5 (31:41):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 6 (31:42):
So did you take her water?
Speaker 4 (31:44):
Yeah? I mean yeah, of course when I went in
there eventually, but it's later when the.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Game was on.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
You can hear me laughing at I wouldn't have thought
of that. Of course, she's funnier there and it sucks. Okay,
I'll give you the answer to the second lunchbox yours? Well,
I mean besides that money.
Speaker 6 (32:03):
No, not that that.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
That more cooking.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
So you said the first thing, men want more loving,
his physical love, for sure, and then the second cooking.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
Yeah, Amy, what do you think it is?
Speaker 7 (32:19):
I think that y'all want like affection, y'all want cuddles.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
Well, that's what he's saying.
Speaker 7 (32:26):
No, no, no, not like that. No, I just mean to
be helped. Yeah, like just to be nervous.
Speaker 5 (32:30):
No, I don't mind that.
Speaker 12 (32:33):
Hell yeah, you're less nagging. Oh okay, compliments okay, So
here we go from web MD. Experts say men want
more appreciation. Showing appreciation can make a big difference in
his confidence. I felt that which from anything work, parenting.
It doesn't matter men jokes don't do it fake though.
My wife will not give me a fake laugh. And
(32:54):
sometimes I'll go like, no, laugh, She goes no because
it had been fake.
Speaker 7 (32:57):
Okay, but appreciation she gets me like you're trying.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
But when I make her laugh, though, it is the greatest.
It's better than any CMA a cm. It doesn't matter
if I get like a genuine laugh. I'm ready to
give a speech every long for me in here today.
I'd like to say a few words, this is a
great accomplishment for me.
Speaker 6 (33:15):
Is it better than that?
Speaker 5 (33:16):
What that that? It's different?
Speaker 7 (33:20):
It doesn't feel sounds like that's what you prefer, though,
for her to laugh at a joke like you prefer
that over that.
Speaker 5 (33:26):
I think she probably laughs less.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
I'm just saying it's like she's so fa.
Speaker 12 (33:33):
Like I have to like nail it in order to
absolutely I have to work for it, for sure.
Speaker 7 (33:40):
How awful if you've married someone that just like laughed
at everything you did and like did never challenge you.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
Well, what's what?
Speaker 4 (33:45):
What is awesome and awful is that she's constantly so
funny that I try not I try not to laugh
just to give her little.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Bit of heron medicine even though it's really funny.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
Yeah, and it doesn't work.
Speaker 6 (33:54):
You ever just have to walk away.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
No, I just laugh. I try to not, I try
to hold it back, but I just like my innstram
sory watch I took over my TV last night. That's funny.
I never said it to her, but she probably saw
the video.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
Man Like I saw a couple of other day and
the husband was saying something and the wife like looked
like she was watching a Chris Rock show.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
And I was like, that's awesome, yeah, or was.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
He really that funny?
Speaker 5 (34:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
I didn't hear what he said.
Speaker 5 (34:19):
Was cracking up.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
But also it's like a junior varsity version of this.
If I say something on this show and Amy and
I have been one two on this show for how long?
Speaker 5 (34:29):
Amy twenty years?
Speaker 6 (34:30):
I mean almost.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
If I say something and Amy genuinely laughs at it
as much as she has to hear my same routine
or she knows my sensibilities, and she like laughs hard.
Like that feels good because we're together all the time
and we know each other since humor, we can predict
we're going eighty eight percent of the time right now.
Speaker 5 (34:45):
Imagine you live with me. It's even worse. Yeah, I
see that. It be terrible.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
Okay, So anyway, they want compliment so I'm not saying
an appreciation. Yeah, a compliment and appreciation if they deserve it.
I would suggest just remembering to give it, because if
you think, god student, he'll think it's stupid. It's probably not.
He may still act like it doesn't matter to him,
but it really does. Even if we act tough like
it does not affect us.
Speaker 6 (35:13):
Okay, good to know.
Speaker 4 (35:14):
Not for you right now, a couple of years later.
Right now, you're just saving it up Brandon a journal
from Yeah, like.
Speaker 7 (35:23):
No, I'm taking notes, make compliments, give compliments whenever.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
To whom it may concern. One day, you know, thank you?
Have you got out of taking your kids trick or treating?
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Oh I think I finally solved how to do this.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
Okay, but if but if you're saying it out loud,
it's gonna be dead next year. But go ahead.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
Yeah, but look, so what you do is you ask
your neighbors to just have a party at your house.
And then the moms are like, all right, we're gonna
take the kids trick or treating, and all the dad's like,
you know, somebody's got to be here to pass out
the candies. And what we do We sit down, turn
the game on, drink beers into the doorbell rings. Just
throw some candies out there.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
It feels worse, and be honest with you.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
No, dude, trust me, when you go trick or treating,
you go from house fair to house, watching the kids
run from house to house.
Speaker 4 (36:08):
Never done that, so that is fair.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
And usually it's freezing cold.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
I don't want anybody at the house. Haven't thinking they're
having a party on a work night.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
Just a couple of dudes.
Speaker 7 (36:16):
A couple of dudes hanging out, so you're having to
hang out anyway.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
Soda pops watching a game, Soda pops, you know what
I mean? A couple of adult beverages.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
And I think your wife is smart enough to know
what you're up to.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
No, she doesn't. She's like, oh my gosh, that's so cool.
You wanted to have people over, because I never want
people over.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
Okay, That's why I think your wife knows what you're
up to and it's just fine with them, right, You
don't think like she's getting fooled.
Speaker 6 (36:39):
Right, I feel like you.
Speaker 7 (36:41):
It's I guess somebody does have to stay back and
pass out in the candy like she didn't want you
with her?
Speaker 3 (36:47):
Yes, what we do every single year, is like, oh,
I just put the bucket out there while we go
trick or treating, and I'm like, I'd really like to
stay and just kind of pass out candies for the kids.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
When you trunk or treat.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
No, don't trunk or treats are cool, man.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
I can't believe you don't enjoy trigar treating with your kids.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
No, no, no, it's terrible. I've done it. You understand.
I've I have a sixteen year old. I've been doing
this for sixteen years.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
What's the worst thing about it? I mean I've tricker
treated it as myself and I've triggered I we went
tricker treating with We're close with Jaco and his daughter,
like my wife and I. We all dressed up like
Scooby do people couple of years ago did that. I
got annoy like four houses and be honest with you, exactly,
but that wasn't my kid.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
Yeah, and then you tell them not that house. Guy's
not that house, the light's not on, don't go to
that one. But we want to go to this one. No, no, no,
let's go to the next. Right. You gotta let them
know that could are probably good right right. So it's
a lot of that just chasing kids around.
Speaker 5 (37:40):
Isn't that it to being a dad?
Speaker 3 (37:42):
Yeah, but I've been doing it for sixteen years.
Speaker 4 (37:44):
You tap out.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
I just want to sit back and hang out with
the boys.
Speaker 8 (37:46):
Also, you got like one more year of it, and
then they're gonna be on their own. You want to
have to do it. They'll go by themselves without your parents.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
No, see, I think my wife will want to go.
Speaker 7 (37:53):
Oh no, Eddie's gonna trick or treat with them till
they're eighteen.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
Well, because you don't want to go to that house
with the light off. You don't want that. Good luck,
thank you. Now I'm telling you I figured it out.
Speaker 4 (38:04):
Wife. He knows what you're up to. She probably just
doesn't want to deal with you think so probably yeah.
Uh and the kid you're sixteen year old? Why doesn't
he just take them?
Speaker 3 (38:11):
No, he's too cool for Halloween.
Speaker 4 (38:13):
Oh he's not even gonna go at all.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
He doesn't do it.
Speaker 4 (38:14):
So that's three.
Speaker 7 (38:15):
So then okay, if I was Eddie's wife would be like, Okay,
then our son can pass out the candy. You can
come with me.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
Now he stays with the guys.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
Text her that.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
Okay, do not text her that.
Speaker 4 (38:26):
All right, Bobby Bone show sorry up today.
Speaker 8 (38:31):
This story comes us from Taylor Mill, Kentucky. The high
school principal of the local high schools said, Hey, I'm
gonna try to be pals with the students, you know,
like build a bond. So he goes to a party.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
Oh no, I already thought it was a bad idea,
but I wanted to hear more.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Go ahead, and you.
Speaker 8 (38:47):
Know, hey, someone needs to hold the beer bong here, principal,
will you do it?
Speaker 4 (38:50):
Like we hold hold on the principal and the principal
is asking a kid to hold the beer bong.
Speaker 8 (38:56):
No, no, no, the kids asked the principal, and he's like, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
So there's photos of the principal holding up the beer bong.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
I don't know which one's worse. I'll be honest with you,
I don't know which one's worse. So there's and the
picture is.
Speaker 8 (39:07):
The principal holding up the beer bong. So two students
can chug the beer out of the beer bong.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
How old are the students?
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Sixteen and seventeen?
Speaker 3 (39:15):
That's not good.
Speaker 4 (39:15):
So I'm going to say this, if it were college,
I would still say, probably not the best idea if
they're twenty one, and probably not the best idea if
they're high school. Bad, bad idea, And now you have
to get fired. And I'm not mister fire everybody. If
they have a great record of like giving back, doing
great things for students, you can't make a decision that
bad with sixteen and seventeen year olds doing something illegal
(39:36):
and survive. I think you can come back at some point,
you can rehabilitate. It isn't like you touched a kid.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
He's just trying to be cool with it.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
No, yeah, he's trying to be like.
Speaker 7 (39:44):
That's what I want to know. Like, I want to
ask what was going through your brain when they asked
you like it? Did it ever occur to you?
Speaker 4 (39:48):
Maybe not that I want to be cool?
Speaker 3 (39:51):
That's it.
Speaker 7 (39:51):
That's it, and you think that that's it.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Step one was don't go to the party.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Yeah, amen.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
Step one was don't go to the party. Step two
is you go to a therapist and ask why you
feel that since you weren't cool when you were a kid,
you now need to be cool with other kids. Because
I'm sure that's let's be honest, probably the bond is
probably like, you never was that cool. Take it from me.
That's why I do stuff now that I'm like, I
got cool. I am I was never cool, So that sucks. Okay, Well,
he's a pink bon it's a pink bong beer bomb,
(40:19):
and he's.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Holding he's got two funnels, so stupid. All right, I'm lunchbox.
That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
Certain places may adopt a law that would let you
take sick days to take care of a pet. The
question is you should you be allowed to use sick
days to take care of a pet? I feel like
this is pretty easy. I think there should be personal
days that are offered, and that's a personal day.
Speaker 5 (40:44):
Right, Yeah?
Speaker 7 (40:44):
And I wonder, depending on your job, could you still
stay home to take care of your animal and get
your work done.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
Do they allow that?
Speaker 4 (40:52):
I guess it depends on the job, yeah, if you
can work remote or not. But it just feels like
a personal day thing, not a sick day. And also
they should just go, okay, you have I don't know
how many sick days people have, because we have them,
but we don't use them really right, Well, I mean
I think yeah, I mean, I mean for four days.
Amy had COVID. I was here every day.
Speaker 7 (41:14):
We just come in.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
So instead of just play along, four days sick, and
I don't know how many personal days we get. You
may know, let's just say, let's just say four. You
just get eight personal days, take them how you want.
And then but you need a note. Maybe you get
a note about how personal the day.
Speaker 7 (41:31):
Was, like a bet note.
Speaker 4 (41:33):
I just think that. And again, I am as big
of an animal guy as you could possibly be. Love animals.
I just think that this is a worthy of a
personal day. And if you get in, if you're not
faking it, and you get in trouble and your pet's
sick and your boss is mad, that sucks.
Speaker 7 (41:48):
I know. It's definitely something like I could see. Yeah,
when my dog is really struggling with something, I get
nervous leaving her. She eats just about anything, and I'm
just waiting for the day that it's going to like
kill her.
Speaker 4 (42:00):
You wait for that, No, you might wait standing.
Speaker 7 (42:02):
By No, but she gets into so much that is toxic.
Speaker 4 (42:05):
I'm just kidding. If there is no if there's no
option of personal day, yeah, I would say, do you
just fake sick and take take a sick day?
Speaker 5 (42:12):
For your pet.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
They expect you to take those days anyway.
Speaker 7 (42:14):
You can take a breathment days for your pet dying.
Speaker 4 (42:17):
Right, really, but your pet didn't die. It's got COVID.
You gave it COVID. You give our pets COVID. Yeah,
I'm all for it.
Speaker 3 (42:23):
I think it.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
I think generally officers should just if they're offering days,
just give you a set of days and these are
the personal days, and that's it. Take them if you
need them. If you don't take them, though, you should
get a reward.
Speaker 3 (42:33):
Ooh, I like that, like a raise, a bonus.
Speaker 4 (42:36):
That's tough though, because everybody broke. Yeah. Yeah, something though,
like like you get a half a Friday off or
something for every two.
Speaker 7 (42:44):
Something like, oh yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 10 (42:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:45):
I just here's the thing. If they would just make
me judge of the world, oh of the world, of
the world, some people call it dictator. I wouldn't I
called judge of the world. We'd be good, like common sense,
judge of the world. Oh we're done, we're going home.
Well we're not going home, but the show's gonna We're
actually gonna be here for a long time. But show's over.
Thank you, see you tomorrow. Scott Staffrom Creed will be
(43:05):
in Bye Everybody, The Bobby Ball Show, The Bobby Bones
Show theme song, written, produced and sang by Reid Yarberry.
You can find his instagram at Red Yarberry, Scuba Steve
Executive producer, Raymondo, Head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones. My
instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to
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