December 23, 2024 • 51 mins
Phone screener Abby dresses the part and sings with The Yuletide Carolers live in our studio! Plus, we try and guess state capitals and Eddie hits the stage to play guitar and sing 'Feliz Navidad'!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
There you go, warn studio morning.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I do want to do this first. This is Amy glitching, which,
by the way, I now believe I live in a simulation.
You guys are all characters that aren't real, maybe because
here's Amy. At one point she was like, hey, do
you want to talk about the shortest female country artists?
But she couldn't get the words out here you go,
do you.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Hear about the list of the shortest female country artists?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Are they current? What the heck?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
So?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I don't know what happened there. Here's the clip by itself. Okay.
The second thing is she was trying to talk about
this place in Germany where you go through McDonald's on
a boat, and she was talking about, Hey, we're trying
to she was trying to say, mc boat McDonald's a boat.
There you go, so you can.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
Paddle up on a dock, place your order and then
it's brought out to you by the staff and it's.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Called mc mcmon.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
I don't believe she's a real here boat McDonald's nick whatever,
nick note, mcmonk.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
What were you trying to say?
Speaker 5 (01:12):
I think what I was trying to say was like,
it's called mcboat McDonald's.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Mcboat McDonald's nick note mcmonk, I know you're not real.
I'm trying to see cracks in the system. The matrix
is cracking down. I'm seeing it with my own eyes.
From Bobby and Bobby.
Speaker 6 (01:38):
Anonamous bar, there's a question to be.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Come Hello, Bobby Bones, I had no idea that hosting
a Christmas party came with so much sleeping drama. We
have room for about forty people at our place, so
that's how many friends and a couple of family members
that I invited. Then word got out and those who
(02:03):
were upset about not getting invited have come out of
the woodwork. What's the proper protocol? And they need to
explain to them why they didn't get invited? Or do
I even have to explain it? The aggravation has far
exceeded the joy that's supposed to come with the season
signed holiday party drama starter. Yeah, it's tough because it
doesn't matter what kind of gathering you're having. If some
people aren't invited, they're gonna get upset. You don't really
(02:23):
owe anyone an explanation, but if they want one, to say,
we only had limited space and blame it on your wife. Oh,
blame it on your spouse. Yeah, but don't blame it
that she didn't want to invite this person. Be like
her list was so much longer than mine and so
we had to cover them and next time. That's the
kind of thing I would do. Why does that sound familiar?
(02:45):
Is that one on me? Never? Never? But or you
could just not owe anybody in an explanation at your party. Yeah,
but it does suck.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
It does at the end of the day, you don't.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
And I'm more curious about the people that call someone
out for not inviting them, Like that would make me
so uncomfortable, Like, if I'm not invited.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I won't even ask to something.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Yeah exactly. I would just be like, Okay, cool, I
wasn't included. That is ok.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I want to say that either no in my head.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
In my head no.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
But I would never go to someone and be like,
why wasn't I invited to your party? Unless you feel
like something maybe went wrong and you want to make amends,
like I don't.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Know, you knew that I wait to have the party, then.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Yeah, yeah, you could wait till after Okay, did.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
You lose my invite?
Speaker 7 (03:29):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
That's always that's always a good one. Here's the thing
you're doing the party. It shouldn't be dramatic. It will
be a little bit. Eliminate that drama. They'll be over
it after the New year. Anyway. It stinks, but that's
part of it. That shows baby. I like to say,
but I would still buy me on my scouse now
that they didn't want them. That they unless was so
long we weren't really planning on that.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
You're spousible appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah, probably because they can use it on me and
we have understanding.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Okay exactly, but she wouldn't spouse wouldn't blame it on you.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
My spouse would murder me. Yeah, the Bobby Bones show.
Speaker 8 (04:04):
Merry Christmas, y'all, and happy holidays. We're brothers Osborne, and
I think, honestly, this is one of my favorite things
about Christmas. And I'm sure I speak for my brother here,
is just it's just getting to see the family. A
lot of times with Thanksgiving we spend times with our friends,
but Christmas time is all about the family, and so
I think we all get together and at this point
I missed them so much.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I'll even take the family arguing, oh yeah, yeah, it's
actually worth it.
Speaker 8 (04:25):
Sometimes but that's my favorite thing about Christmas and seeing
all my nephews and nieces and brothers and sisters. Yeah,
we love them, cousins and people that didn't even know
I was related to showing up.
Speaker 7 (04:36):
I love all of it.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Happy Holidays from the Bobby Bones Show and studio that
you'll Tied Carollers featuring our very own Abby What up
Abbey in your old school? What year? What period? Pieces?
That dress? You think?
Speaker 9 (04:48):
What like eighteen hundred?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Victoria? Yeah, you have a handwarmer like Victoria.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
What do you call this? This is the pen stroke?
That is us strike strike you.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Guys look great. It's good to see everybody.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
WOA for having this?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
So how many? How many ul ties have you guys
sing this year so far?
Speaker 7 (05:06):
Any many? Yes?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (05:08):
We were just over in Franklin on both days for
the Dickens of a Christmas and so I think we've done.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
About ten or twelve gigs so far.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Do you rent the costumes or do you buy them?
We own them? Oh, come on hard company them? Yeah,
and the Ulti Carrolers. Can people still hire you guys?
Speaker 7 (05:23):
Yes, although we're pretty booked dogs.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yes, classic hot girl like I can't go out with you.
I got too many dates, but even for next year.
They're the Ulti carolers. They're in New York, New Jersey, Florida, Colorado, Nashville.
They sing at all these events. I've hired them to
sing at my house before Abby met them because we
went up to them at a party.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
No John came up to me. I know that's establishes
right now. I was at the Christmas party.
Speaker 9 (05:48):
And he came out and asked if I wanted to
come up and sing a few songs.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
What do you remember like books?
Speaker 11 (05:52):
I remember Abby going up there and going, hey, can
I sing one in there?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah? And then she stood on.
Speaker 11 (05:56):
The side awkwardly as they're all dressed up in their costume.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
That's not true.
Speaker 11 (06:00):
And then Abby was there in her regular clothes singing,
and it was like everybody was going, why does that
up there?
Speaker 9 (06:05):
I did feel a little awkward because I wasn't dressed
up like them.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
What do you remember John about it?
Speaker 10 (06:10):
I remember that that I started recruiting Abby and had
to beg her to join us.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Nice. I love Christmas. Everybody.
Speaker 12 (06:19):
You know what his job is?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Salesman? Okay. The Yule Tide Carolers are here. You can
follow them at the Yule Tide Carolers on Instagram or
these folks are even better, the Yuletide Carollers Nashville, the
specific ones. So let's do it. We got a big
day today. It's almost Christmas time. How about I don't
know you guys, tell me what do you'all do? First?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Holy Night?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
And Abby, what's your role?
Speaker 9 (06:40):
Alto Julia soprano, I'm alranos Hi, yes, the one I'm
below her, and then James.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
And then John.
Speaker 7 (06:53):
I'm the second soprano.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
The base, the base, yeah, the lowest one. All right,
are you guys ready to give us? We're gonna do
a Holy night? They are the un tide cars. Take
it away.
Speaker 12 (07:02):
Oh holy night.
Speaker 13 (07:06):
The stars are brightly shineing.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
It is the night of.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Safe use. Booth longly, world in.
Speaker 13 (07:23):
Sparing still and the so felt. It's worse a threep.
Speaker 14 (07:39):
They world rejoices for yon dimris, a new and glorious small.
Speaker 13 (07:52):
Fall.
Speaker 15 (07:55):
Annung you when Christ was born?
Speaker 12 (08:27):
Did day job?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Guys?
Speaker 16 (08:46):
Good?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
You know good? Holy crap, Holy night, Holy night, Holy tonight,
Holy crap.
Speaker 17 (08:56):
It sounds like an organ, you know what, like a
pipe organ layer. That's so good.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
You guys follow them at the Yule Tide Carollers Nashville. Uh,
and I could talk her? I could actually? You guys
want to know the song?
Speaker 13 (09:08):
You know?
Speaker 6 (09:09):
Yea?
Speaker 11 (09:10):
Why don't we do one where Abby is the lead?
I don't know what songs they do, bro a. I mean,
I'm just saying it seems like Abby is just doing okay.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
So we don't hear.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Why don't we do one with you sing?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
You can't know.
Speaker 11 (09:25):
I don't claim to sing, but I mean I can
sing just as good as that.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Abby was telling us you sing the best singers. Yeah,
he's great. Could you actually would you sing Deck the
Halls with us? Yeah? You got the words? All right? Well?
Speaker 18 (09:38):
You know.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Balls hold. He had a role in a musical. It
was called Bad the Hell. It's about meat loaf, and
they cut us, They cut any lines he had ended
up just being.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
He blew all the way out an extra.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
He was alright, you ready, but you don't know what
you're doing yet. I'm getting Can I just teach you
a couple of lines of the tenor part? Because we're
looking for another time. Let's do it.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
So it's deck the holes with bows of holly?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Are you doing that? Because that's what he did. Do
what he's doing, he's doing it again.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Deck the holes with bows of holly.
Speaker 11 (10:19):
Deck the holes with balls of holly.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Okay? Class, Let's keep going.
Speaker 14 (10:25):
Fa la la lalla la la la la.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I didn't finish. I thought he was done. He paused,
You know what, maybe we should just all sing together,
the four of us in lunchbox. All right, whenever you ready, guys.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Holly.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
The season two, be jolly.
Speaker 19 (10:52):
Okay, see the blazing.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
And join the.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
He's not saying, when's lunchbarks coming in?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
You can go in now and you tell me one, okay,
I'll come in down. Let's just reject the hall again
from the top. Ready, from the top, one, two, three,
the halls with bows holly.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
The season to be jolly, Our gay, peril, trolly, anxious,
yule tide came.
Speaker 12 (11:53):
Challenge all these years.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Pretty good now solo, go pack the halls with bows
a holly.
Speaker 20 (11:59):
Follow la la la la la la la is the
season to be jolly. Follow la la la la la
la la Dawn, We now are gay a peril.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Follow la la la la la la la.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Wow, you better.
Speaker 21 (12:15):
I think you could fit in one of these costumes,
right not I turn your mic off?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Maybe pretty good. I'm pretty busy this week. Oh you are?
I got things go all right? Well, listen, we always
love when you guys come by ever year. It's it's
tradition at this point, you guys at the Yule Tide
Carrolers Nashville. And next year, if it's like October and
you want to book them, you better get on it
early because like in July.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Actually, oh wow, So.
Speaker 11 (12:36):
If I wanted you guys come seeing Christmas carols in May,
would you guys come?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Sure? Would?
Speaker 3 (12:40):
That's all Jill do a lot of business like in
Christmas in July because people do that.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Some and then some non seasonal type work as well.
Do you sing songs on Christmas?
Speaker 3 (12:49):
We do like weddings?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Oh man, do you wear the same thing parties? You
were like dinosaur costumes we were doing like this.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Aliens.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Yeah, now we're talking. Okay, you'll tied Carroller's congratulations. Abby,
you sounded great again. Thank you, and hey, get out
there and singing. Butte off, let's go lunchbox. You didn't
get too buddy, you did good. It is Christmas.
Speaker 12 (13:13):
Well, yes, it's time for the good news.
Speaker 11 (13:23):
Sarah and Brandon are a couple from Missouri.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
They're dating. They decide, hey, we should get married.
Speaker 11 (13:28):
Well along the way, I guess they were doing something
that they weren't supposed to do before they got married.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
And she was pregnant. What okay? What biblically Okay, go ahead,
I got you. Yeah, and so mister morals over there, yeah,
go ahead.
Speaker 11 (13:45):
They're planning their wedding and oh, my goodness, gonna be
dream wedding. She's thirty five weeks pregnant and the wedding's
coming up, and all of a sudden, oh, I think
my water broke and she has to go to the hospital.
They're gonna miss the wedding because she's having a and.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
How close to I think hours. Sometimes they bring the
whole wedding into the delivery room, but even if it's
super super close, you can't.
Speaker 11 (14:10):
It just says they learned they were gonna miss the
wedding because she's in the hospital with the baby.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Okay, So the hospital staff rows it together.
Speaker 11 (14:18):
They decorate, boom boom, and they have a wedding before
the baby arrives.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
I wonder if that was important to them, well, like
before the baby's born, like we've moles, Is there a
difference to being married before the baby's born rafter? I mean, I.
Speaker 11 (14:34):
Don't think so, but I mean it must have been
important to them because now they're Sarah and Brandon Perry
and the baby has the last name Perry.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I guess it's important. I don't know, but I like
it that the hospital did that for them because that's
super cool because there's lot of suff happened at the
hospital because she didn't know a lot of stuff, baby
being born, people dying, all injuries, all that surgeries, yep,
all of that. Yeah, and it stinksy had to miss
their wedding. But also they weren't really cutting it close there.
They knew, right, it's risky, man, Maybe you punt it,
(15:03):
you move it up or back a little bit, right,
wait till the baby's born, and then have the wedding later.
That's what I mean. I have multiple friends that do that.
But does mister Morale, does he done or condemn that? No?
I condone it. I don't mind it at all. Like
I got no problem with you know, what they were
doing before marriage. Yeah, but some people do. Some people do.
Speaker 11 (15:23):
I was just saying, so don't be surprised, like they
were probably like what how are they pregnant before they
got married.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
And making any sense? Didn't make any sense. So I
wanted to explain this for doing that. Wow, that's a
great story. Shout out to the hospital. Congratulations on the baby.
That's what it's all about.
Speaker 12 (15:36):
That was telling me something good.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Is it cool for someone to tell their spouse a
secret that you told them and said, don't tell anybody,
because most people in a marriage tell their spouse everything. Correct,
So the question is are you the spouse that tells
your person everything even though it's a secret, or do
you also keep the secret from your spouse if it's
not about them. Yeah, it's pretty easy. No, it's crazy.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
When I was married, he didn't tell me things that.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Military, that's government. You've been on the air, like Beijing,
we're coming off.
Speaker 5 (16:10):
No, not even workwise, like it's his an invasion.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
His best friends.
Speaker 5 (16:17):
Like he would be like, oh well, he would just say,
well you.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Know that parts between me and Kevin or whatever he
would say, And I what a great cover. I would
respect that between me and Kevin.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Get out of here, because hens secrets, he tells yours.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
Yeah, but we were all or like, and my sister's
married to his best friend. It's sort of like, you know,
he tried to respect that because then we're all close,
and that would have been weird.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
There are no chance someone comes to me and says,
he keep this secret. I didn't tell my wife.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Oh that's how.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Then was no chance. And she doesn't think that that's
she would respect that.
Speaker 11 (16:51):
She'd be like, hey, you're loyal, Like that's good if
someone can trust you.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
If let's take the spouse out of it. If you
tell somebody a secret, they should never trust you because
you just told somebody else's secret. WY should tell you
there's you're just gonna tell theirs. That's right. You're not understanding.
I know I hear it's spouse, But go ahead, Eddie.
You're one You're you and your spouse are one person.
Speaker 17 (17:13):
Like whoever you tells you something, I should automatically think
that you're going to tell your spouse one.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Hundred that should be in it, like I'm going to
tell you the secret, tell anybody but parentheses about your
spouse exactly. Then you got to trust if the spouse
has got him, no, so you can't. That's too many
loose lips. But then you tell your spouse. Hey, this
between us, don't tell anyone.
Speaker 11 (17:31):
Yeah right, But then you're what I mean, people talk, man,
You get the less people that know, less chance it gets.
Speaker 17 (17:37):
Out that loose slips ships.
Speaker 7 (17:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Has Caitlyn told you what I told her?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Oh? No, And I don't think it's I think if
I really were, like, I really need to know something,
I don't know what that means. That's very vague. Well,
oh no, she don't. She won't, but I don't even
want to know.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Okay, yeah, good she didn't.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Then we'll give him a hint because he doesn't know what.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
You're talking about. He doesn't. He doesn't know.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
I could tell I don't. Yeah, no, I don't know anything.
I don't also don't want to know. Yeah, I'm good
with that too. The lesser I'm involved this stuff, the
more I got more drama I gotta deal with. Yeah,
I don't know that. The only thing she'll tell me
something sometimes it has nothing to do with you guys,
like a secret of hers, and she'll be like, you
can't tell anybody, and I'll go, kind please tell Eddie
(18:21):
you can tell one. Yeah, we're one boom, and.
Speaker 11 (18:24):
Then Eddie goes and tells his wife. Eddie tells his
wife everything.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Right, true, But my wife's not telling anyone. It's one
person who she won.
Speaker 7 (18:32):
Was I don't know?
Speaker 22 (18:33):
Okay, crap and it makes it back And a new poll,
ten percent of people say it's always acceptable to tell
your spouse other people's secrets.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Always is not? Ten percent you're in the minority. Like
another twenty nine percent it's usually fine. Twenty percent say
it's never acceptable. That's the one I'm talking.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
I don't know that.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
It's never never. I don't like And it's pretty much
the same men and women. Amy, do you tell him
stuff now, even though you're divorced.
Speaker 23 (19:00):
No?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
What if he's like, I'm dying to her secret?
Speaker 3 (19:03):
No he wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
That's it. Yeah, I'm dying to know a secret. You
don't tell them? Okay, yeah, we're not big secret house.
What do you mean she didn't tell me? I don't.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
She doesn't y'all are y'all are one? But you're not one.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
No, it's just like, I don't care enough about people's
secrets to even have an interest in secrets.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Nobody else know.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
I'm good, I'm all good. I don't like gossip. But
if she tells you, she tells you.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
I also thinks she doesn't tell him.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Yeah, she's probably also not going to tell me. And
she also doesn't like gossip, at least not to me,
because I'm just like, that's stupid. I want to waste
my time worded about that. I get that. Yeah, you
like you like the little gossip.
Speaker 17 (19:41):
Though I don't. I don't like gossip. But I mean,
I'm all ears.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
I'm over business. Yeah, okay, the Bobby Bones Show.
Speaker 24 (19:49):
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, Carle Pierce. Here, my favorite
thing about the holiday, other than red wine, is that
I get to hang out with my family and soak
in all of the wonderful things it have happened in
the year.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
And the one Happy Holidays from the Bobby Bones Show
is our Christmas tradition that Eddie brings his guitar out
and he plays a Christmas song, but it's always the
same Christmas song. Well, it's kind of my hit.
Speaker 17 (20:12):
I mean, I didn't write it or anything, but like
the other day I played for the kids.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
They made me play it three times. It was so good.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Oh wow.
Speaker 17 (20:18):
I don't know if it's just because I'm Mexican and
They're like, yeah, the Mexican singing phy least not.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Your kids are also Mexican. Yeah, true or not. I'm
talking about two hundred kids that were in the gym.
They're like, do it again.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Two hundred kids in the gym, you sing the less
school they have to do it.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
I went to my kids kindergarten. Give me that contact.
You didn't say that. I didn't saying kids, Oh, you're right.
I said to my kids, yes, no.
Speaker 17 (20:38):
I went to the school and they had two hundred
kids there and there was a big sing along and
I sang for at least not med and they loved
it so much they said, play it again. I played
it three times.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Dang.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Every year EDI's like, hey, I play Christmas song and
every year he just picks the same one. So I
guess this is I mean, this is my jam, this
is your jam. Okay, mayor Christmas everybody. Here he is
Eddie with his guitar doing our Christmas tradition, the classic
from the band of Feliciano. I just don't want to here.
He has producer ready, It's Christmas Police Dog. Phelis Navid.
Speaker 25 (21:13):
Belie, Navi Da Blis, Navi da Rospedo and Yoie Billie.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
See that. Here we go through it again.
Speaker 25 (21:24):
Phelis Navida, Pelie Navida, Blis, Navi da Rospedo on Nie
Phillye see that you know this part.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I want to wish you marry Christmas.
Speaker 12 (21:40):
I want to wish you marry Christmas.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
I want to wish you.
Speaker 25 (21:45):
Marry Christmas from the bottom of my everybody knows you now,
Police Nabby dog police.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Again from the top and Phlli please Norby DoD Police,
Norby DoD Police, Nobby DoD. No, mom, come on over, everybody.
Speaker 15 (22:14):
I want you.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
I'm marry Christmas. I wanta where you are Marry Christmas.
Speaker 25 (22:21):
I wanna where you are Merry Christmas from the bottom.
Speaker 26 (22:25):
I'm my No, you'll go police Nobby DoD, Sir, it's
good Police Navy DoD.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yeah, Police, Navi DoD. Come on, that's the first part.
Speaker 26 (22:40):
Police, navidad prospero and you have Belize DoD.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
I wanna where you are Merry Christmas. N your neck,
wawhere you are marry Christmas. I want a where you
are Merry Christmas from that bottom.
Speaker 22 (22:57):
I'm my.
Speaker 16 (23:01):
Alise Navi dot alease navidad aleast Navi DoD was better
San yours.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Belise, I mean this born by yourself on the year.
Speaker 9 (23:14):
I don't want to is you will marry Christmas?
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Okay, I want to issue marry Christmas.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
I don't want to ish you will marry Christmas.
Speaker 9 (23:24):
From the bottom O.
Speaker 18 (23:26):
My marry Christmas, lunch. I want to ish you a
merry Christmas. I want to wish you marry Christmas.
Speaker 11 (23:39):
From the bottom my.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Job Christmas. Everyone. Wow, that is exhausting. Nice Jo, I'm tired.
You know, everybody's own starting on it. I can appreciate that.
That's a great tradition. That's that's doing it again. They're
hard at work, Amy, Lunchbox Eddie or video producer. Morgan
are digital producer. They're trying to match state capitals. The
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loser will have to suffer a punishment. We do a
lot of punishing games on the show. Huh, that's funny.
So a lot of our affiliates reached out upset because
the guys on the show did not know the state capitols,
and some of our radio stations are in those state capitals.
You guys have twenty seconds. Oh my gosh, I'm not
even close to being done. You're crazy we're in the world.
(24:34):
I can't even find them on the sheet. So what
they have is, for example, they have the state of Alabama,
and then there are fifty options and one of them
is the real state capitol, and they write that number
down and move on to the next fifteen seconds and
might be will pull up the sheets immediately.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
That's type.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
This is crazy, dude, So just turn them over when
I count you down. If you don't turn it over immediately,
every second you don't, I'll deduct one point from it
five four three two one. Turn it over. I wasn't
even close to being done one Mississippi lunchbox or not? Mike,
(25:15):
you call lunchbox because you wrote okay lunchbox at one
point and stop it. Sit down.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Wait, I never have a name on it. Wow, you
got a lot on it?
Speaker 13 (25:25):
How did you?
Speaker 2 (25:27):
But still you didn't flip your sheet over and you
kept writing go ahead, sorry, yeah, get that sign ready,
write your name's on there? Who who you feel like?
Did the best? We saw each other right.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Like, Lunchbox had so many more filled out than I did.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
I dominated, except I just couldn't. I was struggling with
finding the state on the sheet. Yeah, you know, they're
amab order. I still couldn't figure out alpabetical order. Oh no,
that'll get you. Yeah, that was tough too for me.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Same, how many do you think you'll filed out?
Speaker 2 (25:55):
I'd say about fifty five percent?
Speaker 23 (25:58):
I did.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
I got about seventy percent.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Okay, think I got fifty percent?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Morgan, I don't.
Speaker 21 (26:03):
I mean I I think if I had three more minutes,
I could have finished it. But I write I feel
good about what I filled out.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
So we'll say that.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Okay, let me play a song. We're gonna come back,
Mike's gonna go grade them, and we'll have a winner,
but mostly we'll have a loser. Oh come on, who
do you think? Who's the favorite to lose? Like in
your eyes when you look at us four?
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Favorite?
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Well, mostly I would think because of how you reacted, Morgan,
because she reacted very poorly whenever it's like, how'd you do? Okay?
So based on that, I would say Morgan's probably odds
on favorite, finished last.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
And my geography skills are not great.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Yeah, so okay, he's been a greade and we'll come
back in a second. All right, have the results here
at the State Capitols Quiz you just don't want to lose,
because you gotta hold the sign. You gotta apologize to
our program directors. The person who did the best with
the score of thirty five, what's the best? Thirty five? Bo,
(27:01):
what do you mean out of how many? I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Okay, maybe he thought each state was baluated. I'm just
trying to understand why he would ask that, because because I.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
Feel like he got the most right and now the
fact that he didn't understand the point.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Yeah, I had a brain part. I don't know there
was fifty two or fifty who fifty deck cards? Who
feels like that they could have got thirty five? Me?
I'm slow. Only lunchbox, okay, all right, lunchbox. You feel
like you got thirty five? Lunchbox you got thirty yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Next he answered the most.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Then there there's a tie. You what I mean mean thirty? Yeah,
there's a tie at thirty in all, and here's how
close it was. There's a tie two or at thirty one?
Is at twenty eight?
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Close?
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Someone just didn't lose. Running away made it seem like
she only answered ten. That's why I thought, Okay, the
first person, no, I to get thirty. It's going to
be and not have the punishment is Eddie.
Speaker 17 (28:06):
Oh thank goodness, dude. I really I was like, there's
no way I did thirty. Just thinking back amazing things.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
I don't even know that I did thirty. What if
I only did join?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
What I was thinking? Amy?
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Oh my gosh, I really thought. Morgan answered like twelve.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Wow, I'm I's only answered that many questions lunch once.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
You got five more than thirty.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Out of how many mixed up? It is either Amy
or Morgan. One of you got twenty eight out of fifty.
One you got thirty out of fifty. The person with
the lowest will have to apologize representing your group to
all of our program direcords and all the capitals.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
But the ones I answered I got right, I think
not all.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
I'm looking at yours. Oh no, what would I miss?
Speaker 12 (28:48):
You missed?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
You thought, well, I'm not gonna Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Oh no, I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Amy thought Harrisburg was West Virginia's capital.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Is it Virginia that see? I missed? Dang it? Then
I'm I'm wrong.
Speaker 22 (29:05):
Harris Burn the person at twenty eight, Morgan, I freaking
knew it.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
It was close Okay, Morgan, But did I get most.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Of the ones that I got right?
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Because I felt confident about.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
The ones that I answered.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Most? Nothing crazy.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
That's not good either.
Speaker 7 (29:33):
It's fine.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
You did fine? Oh you thought in Annapolis was the
capital of New Hampshire. It is not Maryland?
Speaker 12 (29:41):
Maryland?
Speaker 3 (29:42):
And who was up there?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Morgan? Okay? Are we in an official apology for all
of our program directors that have stations in the capitals
of all the states? Go ahead.
Speaker 21 (29:49):
I am so sorry from the bottom of my heart
that I am really terrible at studies and I didn't
retain the information to make sure just for the group. Okay, okay, okay, okay,
let me can I start over?
Speaker 18 (30:04):
Okay?
Speaker 21 (30:05):
I am so sorry from the bottom of all of
our hearts that this team is not great with the
capitals and geography. As much as we all like to
think we might be, We're still not.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
I may be the loser, but we all.
Speaker 21 (30:18):
Pretty much stuck at geography in this room. Okay, And
I'm very sorry that we did this to you guys.
It's not fair to you and I you know, I
wish I could make it up to you.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
There she is, Morgan, you are how many states are there.
Speaker 12 (30:38):
Show, It's time for the good news.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Bobby Tango has been a good dog, but he's eternally ill.
He's in a hospice and he's being cared for by
people that take care of older dogs, and that part
of it sucks. But the house where Tango is staying
there was a burglary attempt and Tango went Toby Keiths,
(31:09):
which is, I'm not as good as I once was, Yeah,
but I'm as good once as I ever was older
and Tango, who doesn't have a lot of energy, got
up and went crazy barking. So the homeowners were like,
that doesn't sound normal of Tango, and the burglar wasn't
all the way in the house yet, it just like
and so they came down and Tango saved them. Luckily
(31:32):
the burglar didn't like attack. The burglar ran off, So
that's awesome. It's the Golden Paul Hospice foster program, which
people take care of these dogs, and Tango saved the house.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Golden Paul, Yeah, I know that's.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Cute, man, big shout out Tango. Yeah.
Speaker 19 (31:45):
Man.
Speaker 17 (31:45):
They say, like, get a dog, because just the bark
alone could really like save your house or that case.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
You just get a sound machine through uh tango, big
shout out. That's what it's all about.
Speaker 12 (31:58):
That was telling me something good.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
It's now time for the Morning Corny. The Morning Corny.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
What happened after the Candilope won the lottery?
Speaker 2 (32:11):
It happened after the Canilope won the lottery.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
It became a melonnaire.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
That was the Morning Corny.
Speaker 14 (32:23):
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from your friends at the
Bobby Bows Show.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
I'd be honest, how curious are you guys about how
much money celebrities make?
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Very interesting?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Yep, right, and like net Worths and I'll tell you
you can search online. It's not always super accurate, but
it gives you a ballpark ish to what celebrities are worth.
So I have a list and I'll give you one
or the other. You tell me who's worth more? Amy
your first? Who's worth more? Adam Sandler or Denzel Washington?
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Oh wow, and.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
It's not even close?
Speaker 26 (32:59):
What?
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Uh okay? Adam Sandler?
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Why would you pick Adam Sandler?
Speaker 3 (33:06):
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (33:09):
If he's built something alongside of like his actor like
Denzel acts that I feel like Adam might have production companies.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
And he does have Happy Madison I think, still the
big production company. But Adam Sandler signs those massive Netflix
deals recently. Oh okay, it is Adam Sandler who's worth
four hundred and twenty million, as opposed to Denzel Washington
a mere two hundred and eighty million. Oh my god,
what so they're both extremely rich, but Sandler is way,
way way rich. I guess so Stanzel hey, good god? Yeah?
(33:36):
Comparison Lunchbox, Bend Soul. Oh why he makes that noise?
Speaker 27 (33:42):
Man?
Speaker 2 (33:43):
He's in those Fast nine or Ed Shearon? Oh? Man?
Speaker 11 (33:49):
Shearon worth that much money? He's written a lot of songs.
I feel like he writes all his own songs. So
I'm gonna go ed Shearon ed.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Sharon's worth two hundred million bucks. Wow, that's pretty awesome.
It is Ben Diesel's worth two twenty five WHOA got him?
Got him a lot of Fast and Furious movies? Mm hmm.
It makes a lot of nine money doing this, Okay, Eddie,
come on, Judge Judy or Dave Grohl, lead singer of
(34:19):
Food Fighters.
Speaker 17 (34:22):
Dang, I have no idea how much Judge Judy would
make on you have much anybody makes well, no, but
you know, a rock star tours make a lot of money.
He was in Nirvana, so he's made a lot of
money for a long time. Oh and he was just
on that commercial for Amazon, So give me Dave Girl.
Dave Girl makes three hundred He's worth three hundred and
(34:44):
twenty million. Judge Judy's worth four hundred and forty million.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
She's like the highest pade.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
I thought that was an easy one. They're both ever
so so rich. Yeah, but yeah, Judge Judy's in a
class of her own. Morgan, who's worth more? Shakira Getta
Shakhetta or Kid Rock?
Speaker 21 (35:04):
Oh, Shakira is like worldwide though I've.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
Seen Kid Rock pass oute hundred dollar bills tips to
people all around him, like walk around.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
I feel like kid Rock is like the underdog here
that I shouldn't think.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
So I'm going kid Rock kid Rock wrout one hundred
and fifty million bucks. Wow, it's a lot of money.
Shakira's worth three hundred million. Oh, way off, Well, Amy,
you're the only one to going right that first. Raey,
We're gonna go again?
Speaker 3 (35:29):
Sure yea?
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Amy, Steve Harvey or Drew Carrey, Steve Harvey, Steve Harvey
two hundred million, Drew Carrey won sixty five so close.
Good job Steve Harvey again lunchbox. John bond Jovi, who sings,
oh yeah, living on a prayer. Or Jennifer Lopez.
Speaker 11 (35:51):
Oh man, it's gotta be j Low. She is super rich.
They're both super rich. Yeah, he's John bon Jovi's only
like ride one hundred and seventy five million.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Jennifer Lopez four hundred million, Yes, hundred million. Wow, John
bon Jovie four ten daughter. What I mean he probably
owns a lot of stuff. Hundred and ten million.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Dollars he has perfume?
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Wow, Eddie welcome Vana White from Will of Fortune she
turns the letters. Or Megan Fox actress who's worth more'n.
Speaker 17 (36:27):
Ah, I'm gonna go Vanna because Meghan Fox divorce. She's
still pretty young in her career. Van has been doing
this for like one hundred years.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
What's divorced have to give it?
Speaker 2 (36:36):
I mean probably money exchange for gets me.
Speaker 7 (36:41):
I'm sure.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
Then Brian Austin Green, what for sure?
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Austin Green do. But that's the point. Listen, what do
we know? That's my guess. Okay, the answer is Bana
Vana by the way Vanda White made at worth seventy million?
What Meghan Fox eight million?
Speaker 5 (36:58):
Okay, okay, I like the way that one fans out
when digit million.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
It's like, oh, it's all that much because because that's
all we're playing big numbers here.
Speaker 27 (37:08):
I know, Magic Johnson, Morgan familiar. Yes, Tom Brady, Oh gosh,
Tom Brady's been doing it longer for now. He's still
in it, Tom Brady.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Tom Brady worth two hundred and fifty million. And I
think where Magic's met a lot of his in business.
Magic Johnson worth six hundred millions, Like he owns part
of the Dodgers. I think, yes he does. That's all
that hotels? Yeah yeah, okay, So Eddie and Amy only
won that one, So let's play tiebreaker on this one
for you two, Amy, Shania Twain very rich, David Copperfield
(37:49):
very rich. O.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
This is hard. I'll just I hope it's Shanaya, So
I'm gonna go with her.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Shania Twain four hundred million, Oh my gosh, Savid Copperfield
one billions a field. What Eddie, if you get this,
you're the winner.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
That's gross. How does he make that munch of money?
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Eddie? Come on, Jessica Alba sounds familiar. Julia Louis Dreyfuss,
Elaine from Seinfeld, Yeah, Elaine Benis.
Speaker 28 (38:23):
Oh does Jessica Alba own the diapers? She owns baby stuff.
I think you're thinking of Dak Shepherd and no, no, no,
no no, Jessica Alba has like a some diaper line.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
Chris, what's said, Chris?
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Yeah, who's the other one?
Speaker 29 (38:39):
Bones Jessica Albin, Jessica Alba or Julia Louis Dreyfuss, I
mean Seinfeld makes it, guy, this is tough. And also
she's had other huge shows oh yeah, deep, oh yeah,
and New Adventures of All Christine ran for a long time.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
I feel like you're trying to swing me that way.
I'm torn. I'm torn, but I will go with Jessica
Alba just because we're business. Jessica Alba has made two
hundred million dollars and she is massive in business.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
Honest, yeah, honest.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Julia Louis Dreyfuss two hundred fifty million. Yeah, I got lost.
Oh I thought she was three hundred So you both
missed it. Okay, well, oh I thought Amy got it
or no, yeah, I win, but that one you didn't
get David Copperfield. Miss, you're still on tie record, Yeah,
we're still time. Sophia Vigara or Kevin James. Amy.
Speaker 5 (39:40):
I'm gonna go with Sophia Vergara because I think she
was like some Pepsi deal.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
One hundred eighty million, Kevin James one hundred million. All right,
it's gonny now one hundred million.
Speaker 4 (39:48):
Well like.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Playing this game, Eddie, you gotta get to stay in bones.
Carrot Top. Yeah, I'm a magician, calm media comedian.
Speaker 7 (39:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Kenny G.
Speaker 17 (40:01):
Wow, Man, I think Kenny G was big for a
long time, but that was a long time ago. Carrot Top,
he's still doing the dang thing. Give me Carrot Top.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
Karrot Top is worth seventy million. Kenny G's worth one
hundred million. Wow, Amy, you are the winter nice.
Speaker 6 (40:17):
Job, wake up, Wake up in the morn and the
trial radio and the doctors already lunchbox more game two.
Steve bread At of trying to put you through the fog.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
He's riding this week's next bit. The Bobby's on the box,
so you know what.
Speaker 6 (40:40):
This is, the Bobby Ball.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
Never heard of a media audit with your kid, So
what did you do well?
Speaker 5 (40:52):
It's something that I was doing with my son because
he's getting older, like he's fourteen now and he's on
YouTube a lot, and one thing he's obsessed with is
like alien stuff and space things, and he'll watch it
and then he'll give him such anxiety. So I was like, hey,
we need to do a media audit, especially now that
you're hanging out at friend's house more, you might be
watching PG thirteen movies like you just need to do
(41:12):
a check in and see how things make you feel.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
Okay, And so that's what a media audit is.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
And what did you guys find.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Well, we're still we're.
Speaker 5 (41:19):
Going to go for a full week of him writing
down everything that he is consuming.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Oh do you trust it? I would lie or making
little notes. I would lie though I thought he would
like go through and check like all of his history
and stuff.
Speaker 3 (41:30):
Yeah, you can do that too. For there's like a
personal media audit you can do.
Speaker 5 (41:34):
As parents, there's media audits that we can do, and
it just helps you figure out if what your kids
are watching, like if it's.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
Impacting them negatively or positively.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
Yeah, I've alway kid thought a lot. I mean I
would like I would lie hiding stuff from parent anyway.
Sure you trust him to be totally honest.
Speaker 5 (41:50):
With you, Yes, like this is something that he wants
to do, Like we had a whole conversation about it.
I mean, Stevens in his little heart, he might be
the most honest, like I want to do the right thing,
like good kid, And he he started to realize, like
I don't sleep as well when I watch the alien
stuff on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
I read Twilight had nine meters at a top.
Speaker 5 (42:09):
Yes, I think it just reminded me that we could
all do media audits in our own life because what
we read, what we listen to, what we watch, it
can impact us, and keeping track of it and how
we feel is just a good.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
Way to do it.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
I thought it was like a secret pop quiz on
a kid, because I think that works all right, media
audit phones, tablets every day. Put it down. Now we're
gonna look and see exactly what you're looking at. That
will freaking kid out audit on that's trouble. An audit
sounds scary.
Speaker 5 (42:37):
Yeah, like you know when that's like a self audit.
But yeah, Bobby, as parents, we have the right to
do that at anytime.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
We do it all the time. Yeah, yeah, but I'll
be like, let's make a big deal about it. Like
I'm going it like if you were to audit my
Google searches. Okay, here we go. I'm gonna read in
my last Google searches time travel Netflix movie cop trailer.
I watched this movie called Predestination with Ethan hank Okay,
and he had to find it. No. I thought it
(43:04):
was new though. You ever see it, Mike? He has
like twenty fourteen. Yeah, I was like ten years old.
Thought it was a brand new twenty fourteen. He goes
back in time. My love time travel stuff. I'm doing
my media audit now. Number two. How can the Bengals
make the playoffs? That's funny because I bet some money
on them and they were really doing bad, thinking they
could still climb back in it.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
Uh. Wendy Moniz is that a person? It is? She
plays the governor then senator in Yellowstone. I'm doing an
interview with her. NCAA transfer portal, which is it hot.
It's for the kids on the football teams to leave
and they go to other schools. So I wanted to
see everybody who's in the transfer portal. Infection and stomach
Oh yeah, that's bot Yeah, I get that that infection
(43:45):
on my stomach. Boomeris siasin left handed quarterback, a quarterback
come doing an interview with Coming Up Grinch? Why did
I google Grinch the movie? I don't know. Devondre Campbell
he got kicked off? Are spent a forty nine ers
because you wouldn't go back in the game. I think
that's in my Google search too. Yeah all right, well
(44:05):
definitely media.
Speaker 3 (44:06):
We know what you could do for a media audit
is set like no phone zones in your house.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
I'm good. I'm not addicted to my phone. I'm fine
with no phone. I just love my phone and when
I don't have it, I get uncomfortable, itchy, but I'm
not addicted exactly. Okay, well, thank you for that.
Speaker 3 (44:26):
Yeah, everyone's media audit will look a little bit different,
but that would be my challenge for you.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Thank you. We can talk about social etiquette for a second.
And who better to teach you us about social etiquet
than Lunchbox because he wants to talk about how somebody
has bad Okay, take this go. Yeah, I mean social etiquette.
Speaker 11 (44:43):
It's something that you need to learn if you're going
to go out in public and represent our show, and
Morgan is terrible at social etiquette. We were at a
charity event and we were talking to this guy and
girl and they're like, oh, yeah, we're dating, and Morgan
just turns.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
The one and goes, so, why aren't you guys engaged yet?
Speaker 3 (44:58):
Okay, that's tough.
Speaker 11 (45:00):
It's like, what are you doing? You don't even know
these people. And he's like, we've only been dating four months.
And Morgan's like, why aren't you engage? That's tough, Morgan.
I'm like, that's not something you asked somebody.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Any response to that.
Speaker 21 (45:10):
Well, he was talking to the guy and I was
talking to the girl, and the girl was sitting there.
Speaker 3 (45:14):
She's like, yeah, you have multiple homes, we fly out,
we do all these things.
Speaker 21 (45:17):
And I'm like, oh, so you guys married, Like what's
the situation. No, he hasn't done it yet, and she
was talking like, oh, I'm waiting for this to happen.
So I thought he was listening, and I just turned
and I was like, so, why haven't you proposed yet?
Speaker 3 (45:29):
What's going on? Like playful?
Speaker 2 (45:31):
It was a fun conversation with the real irony, though,
is that the person went to by far. The least
social etiquette, by far is lecturing somebody with the most.
Speaker 11 (45:42):
Social Yeah, but it's that's something. It's sort of like
a baby, so when are you having kids? You don't
ask people that, like.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
If she's talking to one of them and they're talking
about it. And again I wasn't there, but I think
the whole point of the stories is hilarious. You telling
someone that they don't have a good social etiqutte.
Speaker 11 (45:57):
Yeah, because the guy kind of looked like he gave
Morgan a look, what do you mean? And he goes,
we've only been dating four months. Like he was like, like,
what are you coming at me for? Like, who are
you to come at me? Like you've noticed for about
twelve seconds and you're asked me why I haven't proposed yet?
Speaker 3 (46:10):
Yeah, but if his girlfriend's talking like, we have homes
here and we do this, did you choose.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
A little beef over or not? Did we what your
little beef is it? You guys had a beef we
how to be when last flocks were the hoodie and
Morgan was like, oh, you.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
Want to add to the hoodie situation.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
So so we did this charity event together. Your I know,
I asked that was me. It's my question. But do
you think that's appropriate for her to ask? Like it
wasn't there? I don't care, okay, morgan, moving on, Yeah,
moving on.
Speaker 21 (46:40):
He shut up to this charity event I had told him.
I was like, just FYI like, this is a Christmas
kind of vibe. You need to make sure you're dressed accordingly.
Speaker 12 (46:48):
He shows up in.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
A full suit great that he had just bought for
the occasion. Looked great. A plus I saw it. I
was like, look at this, So this is what I
think happened. He learned his lesson, and I liked that.
Speaker 11 (47:00):
Oh okay, I was told ahead of the time that
what the dress attire was, so that's how I knew.
Speaker 3 (47:06):
You just had that in your closet.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
Oh he went and bought it.
Speaker 3 (47:08):
Specifically for this.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
Well that's cool. Yeah. Yeah. He got a spanking and
then he went and bought a suit. And there were
times in my life where I got my spanking and
I did something and he learned a lesson. I did
have to borrow a belt from the neighbor because I
didn't have a belt.
Speaker 3 (47:19):
Wait, how'd that conversation go?
Speaker 11 (47:21):
Well, I was getting dressed and I was in your yard.
I'm sorry, neighbors. And I was like, oh my gosh,
I don't have a black belt. And so I was like,
i'ma have to go to Target real quick. And my
wife was like, you don't have time. You're gonna be late,
and so she sent a text to the group text
of the neighborhood and someone had one.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
They put it on their porch and I went and
picked it up.
Speaker 7 (47:40):
That's sweet.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
You group texted the neighborhood. This is awesome for a
belt And someone just put a belt on their porch
and you just went to the porch. Yeah, that's hilarious
and awesome. Weird all of those things. Have you given
the belt back? No, I haven't given it back yet.
And you don't know whose it was, No, I do.
I know the family.
Speaker 11 (47:58):
It's like a it's like family with kids, Like it's
a we have a group text with other families that have.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
Kids in the neighbors. You kind of okay, got it. Still,
that's amazing. Luckily they just have the same way. Did
you ask for like funny things like underwear? Does anybody
have affy and peach? Like just stuff? And you see
what they'll put out there I mean people got everything
Morgan is. Now I'm being told by our company, is
she is missus Vegas. Oh that's cool. They have some
other stuff whatever it is.
Speaker 7 (48:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
She's not married. She's not married marriage daughter. But they
want to send her to other Vegas stuff and like
pay for the job. No they did not. I don't
want to hear that Miss Vegas. That's awesome, Miss Vegas. No, no,
she's not Miss Vegas. But you're not mister Vegas. O,
my god, that I like.
Speaker 11 (48:40):
Mister Vegas. I am what Vegas entails everything. I do
everything in Vegas.
Speaker 21 (48:46):
So you're you go to bed early with your humidifier,
you have kids?
Speaker 2 (48:50):
Oh no, I don't go out anymore. The problem is
I don't go to bed early. That's why I have
a humidifier in my room from I just want to
know if this is gonna be a constant thing, because
I wanted to send more goan to do all this stuff. Now, No,
they're not, Okay, they're not. Never mind, I take it
back here, Bobby bone show bonehead. Sorry up today. This
story comes us from Cleveland, Ohio.
Speaker 23 (49:12):
A man was out just on a drive on his
motorcycle and enjoying nature when all of a sudden hears
whoo woo woo woo behind him, and he pulls over
and they go, uh, sir, you were doing one hundred
and forty seven miles an hour.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
Oh man. He's like, oh sorry, man, I wasn't paying attention.
I was just looking at nature. Any chance he wasn't
paying attention doing one fifty No chance, right, no chance.
And also you're probably not looking at nature. He's just
enjoying the drive. You're probably dialed in because you're like,
all right, let's go, let's try this, because you're flying
pass cars.
Speaker 5 (49:40):
But I gotta say, like, this morning, I must have
gone through multiple lights, but I don't ever remember actually
doing it or seeing that they were green, and he's
going one hundred out that they were red and I
just ran them. I don't know, Like I just I'm
on autopilot, Like maybe he's just cruising.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
I just don't think one forty seven cruises because it's uh,
you got to put in work to get it to
go that fast, extra work. Yeah, and you, on the
other hand, I'm not quite sure what's happening here. To
be fair, I will get places too and go I
don't remember anything about getting here because I've been thinking
about something.
Speaker 3 (50:13):
But I just trust that it didn't run around.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
Yeah, that your subconscious is guiding you because you've done
it so many times and knows exactly what to do.
Speaker 3 (50:23):
I hope I saw green.
Speaker 5 (50:25):
That's crazy that you because I know I have multiple lights. Yes,
that's why I'm sharing it with you.
Speaker 2 (50:33):
Yeah, people, we share the road with you.
Speaker 3 (50:36):
Yeah, but I'm also concerned. I don't want to hit anybody.
Speaker 2 (50:42):
I guess it's just focus. I have to focus on
not grinding my teeth now. I grind really badly, and
so I have to and I'll catch myself doing it.
But wop.
Speaker 3 (50:51):
Okay, I'm aware like during the day or when you sleep.
Speaker 2 (50:55):
Day and sleep, and so maybe that's what you should
do when you drive your check every once in a while,
be like, Okay, I'm a running red lights? Am I
risking the other bodies?
Speaker 12 (51:04):
All right, Lunchbox, I'm Lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (51:06):
That's your Bonehead story of the day. Hey, thank you
guys for hanging out. Really appreciate you guys being part
of the show today, for listening, for calling, for tweeting
mister Bobby Bones on Twitter and Instagram. Thanks guys, Come
on Bobby Bones Show. The Bobby Bones Show theme song written,
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(51:27):
instagram at read Yarberry, Scuba Steve Executive producer, Raymondo, Head
of Production. I'm Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones.
Thank you for listening to the podcast.
There you go, warn studio morning.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I do want to do this first. This is Amy glitching, which,
by the way, I now believe I live in a simulation.
You guys are all characters that aren't real, maybe because
here's Amy. At one point she was like, hey, do
you want to talk about the shortest female country artists?
But she couldn't get the words out here you go,
do you.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Hear about the list of the shortest female country artists?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Are they current? What the heck?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
So?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I don't know what happened there. Here's the clip by itself. Okay.
The second thing is she was trying to talk about
this place in Germany where you go through McDonald's on
a boat, and she was talking about, Hey, we're trying
to she was trying to say, mc boat McDonald's a boat.
There you go, so you can.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
Paddle up on a dock, place your order and then
it's brought out to you by the staff and it's.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Called mc mcmon.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
I don't believe she's a real here boat McDonald's nick whatever,
nick note, mcmonk.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
What were you trying to say?
Speaker 5 (01:12):
I think what I was trying to say was like,
it's called mcboat McDonald's.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Mcboat McDonald's nick note mcmonk, I know you're not real.
I'm trying to see cracks in the system. The matrix
is cracking down. I'm seeing it with my own eyes.
From Bobby and Bobby.
Speaker 6 (01:38):
Anonamous bar, there's a question to be.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Come Hello, Bobby Bones, I had no idea that hosting
a Christmas party came with so much sleeping drama. We
have room for about forty people at our place, so
that's how many friends and a couple of family members
that I invited. Then word got out and those who
(02:03):
were upset about not getting invited have come out of
the woodwork. What's the proper protocol? And they need to
explain to them why they didn't get invited? Or do
I even have to explain it? The aggravation has far
exceeded the joy that's supposed to come with the season
signed holiday party drama starter. Yeah, it's tough because it
doesn't matter what kind of gathering you're having. If some
people aren't invited, they're gonna get upset. You don't really
(02:23):
owe anyone an explanation, but if they want one, to say,
we only had limited space and blame it on your wife. Oh,
blame it on your spouse. Yeah, but don't blame it
that she didn't want to invite this person. Be like
her list was so much longer than mine and so
we had to cover them and next time. That's the
kind of thing I would do. Why does that sound familiar?
(02:45):
Is that one on me? Never? Never? But or you
could just not owe anybody in an explanation at your party. Yeah,
but it does suck.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
It does at the end of the day, you don't.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
And I'm more curious about the people that call someone
out for not inviting them, Like that would make me
so uncomfortable, Like, if I'm not invited.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I won't even ask to something.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Yeah exactly. I would just be like, Okay, cool, I
wasn't included. That is ok.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I want to say that either no in my head.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
In my head no.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
But I would never go to someone and be like,
why wasn't I invited to your party? Unless you feel
like something maybe went wrong and you want to make amends,
like I don't.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Know, you knew that I wait to have the party, then.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Yeah, yeah, you could wait till after Okay, did.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
You lose my invite?
Speaker 7 (03:29):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
That's always that's always a good one. Here's the thing
you're doing the party. It shouldn't be dramatic. It will
be a little bit. Eliminate that drama. They'll be over
it after the New year. Anyway. It stinks, but that's
part of it. That shows baby. I like to say,
but I would still buy me on my scouse now
that they didn't want them. That they unless was so
long we weren't really planning on that.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
You're spousible appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah, probably because they can use it on me and
we have understanding.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Okay exactly, but she wouldn't spouse wouldn't blame it on you.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
My spouse would murder me. Yeah, the Bobby Bones show.
Speaker 8 (04:04):
Merry Christmas, y'all, and happy holidays. We're brothers Osborne, and
I think, honestly, this is one of my favorite things
about Christmas. And I'm sure I speak for my brother here,
is just it's just getting to see the family. A
lot of times with Thanksgiving we spend times with our friends,
but Christmas time is all about the family, and so
I think we all get together and at this point
I missed them so much.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I'll even take the family arguing, oh yeah, yeah, it's
actually worth it.
Speaker 8 (04:25):
Sometimes but that's my favorite thing about Christmas and seeing
all my nephews and nieces and brothers and sisters. Yeah,
we love them, cousins and people that didn't even know
I was related to showing up.
Speaker 7 (04:36):
I love all of it.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Happy Holidays from the Bobby Bones Show and studio that
you'll Tied Carollers featuring our very own Abby What up
Abbey in your old school? What year? What period? Pieces?
That dress? You think?
Speaker 9 (04:48):
What like eighteen hundred?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Victoria? Yeah, you have a handwarmer like Victoria.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
What do you call this? This is the pen stroke?
That is us strike strike you.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Guys look great. It's good to see everybody.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
WOA for having this?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
So how many? How many ul ties have you guys
sing this year so far?
Speaker 7 (05:06):
Any many? Yes?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (05:08):
We were just over in Franklin on both days for
the Dickens of a Christmas and so I think we've done.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
About ten or twelve gigs so far.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Do you rent the costumes or do you buy them?
We own them? Oh, come on hard company them? Yeah,
and the Ulti Carrolers. Can people still hire you guys?
Speaker 7 (05:23):
Yes, although we're pretty booked dogs.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yes, classic hot girl like I can't go out with you.
I got too many dates, but even for next year.
They're the Ulti carolers. They're in New York, New Jersey, Florida, Colorado, Nashville.
They sing at all these events. I've hired them to
sing at my house before Abby met them because we
went up to them at a party.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
No John came up to me. I know that's establishes
right now. I was at the Christmas party.
Speaker 9 (05:48):
And he came out and asked if I wanted to
come up and sing a few songs.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
What do you remember like books?
Speaker 11 (05:52):
I remember Abby going up there and going, hey, can
I sing one in there?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah? And then she stood on.
Speaker 11 (05:56):
The side awkwardly as they're all dressed up in their costume.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
That's not true.
Speaker 11 (06:00):
And then Abby was there in her regular clothes singing,
and it was like everybody was going, why does that
up there?
Speaker 9 (06:05):
I did feel a little awkward because I wasn't dressed
up like them.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
What do you remember John about it?
Speaker 10 (06:10):
I remember that that I started recruiting Abby and had
to beg her to join us.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Nice. I love Christmas. Everybody.
Speaker 12 (06:19):
You know what his job is?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Salesman? Okay. The Yule Tide Carolers are here. You can
follow them at the Yule Tide Carolers on Instagram or
these folks are even better, the Yuletide Carollers Nashville, the
specific ones. So let's do it. We got a big
day today. It's almost Christmas time. How about I don't
know you guys, tell me what do you'all do? First?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Holy Night?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
And Abby, what's your role?
Speaker 9 (06:40):
Alto Julia soprano, I'm alranos Hi, yes, the one I'm
below her, and then James.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
And then John.
Speaker 7 (06:53):
I'm the second soprano.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
The base, the base, yeah, the lowest one. All right,
are you guys ready to give us? We're gonna do
a Holy night? They are the un tide cars. Take
it away.
Speaker 12 (07:02):
Oh holy night.
Speaker 13 (07:06):
The stars are brightly shineing.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
It is the night of.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Safe use. Booth longly, world in.
Speaker 13 (07:23):
Sparing still and the so felt. It's worse a threep.
Speaker 14 (07:39):
They world rejoices for yon dimris, a new and glorious small.
Speaker 13 (07:52):
Fall.
Speaker 15 (07:55):
Annung you when Christ was born?
Speaker 12 (08:27):
Did day job?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Guys?
Speaker 16 (08:46):
Good?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
You know good? Holy crap, Holy night, Holy night, Holy tonight,
Holy crap.
Speaker 17 (08:56):
It sounds like an organ, you know what, like a
pipe organ layer. That's so good.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
You guys follow them at the Yule Tide Carollers Nashville. Uh,
and I could talk her? I could actually? You guys
want to know the song?
Speaker 13 (09:08):
You know?
Speaker 6 (09:09):
Yea?
Speaker 11 (09:10):
Why don't we do one where Abby is the lead?
I don't know what songs they do, bro a. I mean,
I'm just saying it seems like Abby is just doing okay.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
So we don't hear.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Why don't we do one with you sing?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
You can't know.
Speaker 11 (09:25):
I don't claim to sing, but I mean I can
sing just as good as that.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Abby was telling us you sing the best singers. Yeah,
he's great. Could you actually would you sing Deck the
Halls with us? Yeah? You got the words? All right? Well?
Speaker 18 (09:38):
You know.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Balls hold. He had a role in a musical. It
was called Bad the Hell. It's about meat loaf, and
they cut us, They cut any lines he had ended
up just being.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
He blew all the way out an extra.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
He was alright, you ready, but you don't know what
you're doing yet. I'm getting Can I just teach you
a couple of lines of the tenor part? Because we're
looking for another time. Let's do it.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
So it's deck the holes with bows of holly?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Are you doing that? Because that's what he did. Do
what he's doing, he's doing it again.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Deck the holes with bows of holly.
Speaker 11 (10:19):
Deck the holes with balls of holly.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Okay? Class, Let's keep going.
Speaker 14 (10:25):
Fa la la lalla la la la la.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I didn't finish. I thought he was done. He paused,
You know what, maybe we should just all sing together,
the four of us in lunchbox. All right, whenever you ready, guys.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Holly.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
The season two, be jolly.
Speaker 19 (10:52):
Okay, see the blazing.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
And join the.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
He's not saying, when's lunchbarks coming in?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
You can go in now and you tell me one, okay,
I'll come in down. Let's just reject the hall again
from the top. Ready, from the top, one, two, three,
the halls with bows holly.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
The season to be jolly, Our gay, peril, trolly, anxious,
yule tide came.
Speaker 12 (11:53):
Challenge all these years.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Pretty good now solo, go pack the halls with bows
a holly.
Speaker 20 (11:59):
Follow la la la la la la la is the
season to be jolly. Follow la la la la la
la la Dawn, We now are gay a peril.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Follow la la la la la la la.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Wow, you better.
Speaker 21 (12:15):
I think you could fit in one of these costumes,
right not I turn your mic off?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Maybe pretty good. I'm pretty busy this week. Oh you are?
I got things go all right? Well, listen, we always
love when you guys come by ever year. It's it's
tradition at this point, you guys at the Yule Tide
Carrolers Nashville. And next year, if it's like October and
you want to book them, you better get on it
early because like in July.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Actually, oh wow, So.
Speaker 11 (12:36):
If I wanted you guys come seeing Christmas carols in May,
would you guys come?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Sure? Would?
Speaker 3 (12:40):
That's all Jill do a lot of business like in
Christmas in July because people do that.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Some and then some non seasonal type work as well.
Do you sing songs on Christmas?
Speaker 3 (12:49):
We do like weddings?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Oh man, do you wear the same thing parties? You
were like dinosaur costumes we were doing like this.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Aliens.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Yeah, now we're talking. Okay, you'll tied Carroller's congratulations. Abby,
you sounded great again. Thank you, and hey, get out
there and singing. Butte off, let's go lunchbox. You didn't
get too buddy, you did good. It is Christmas.
Speaker 12 (13:13):
Well, yes, it's time for the good news.
Speaker 11 (13:23):
Sarah and Brandon are a couple from Missouri.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
They're dating. They decide, hey, we should get married.
Speaker 11 (13:28):
Well along the way, I guess they were doing something
that they weren't supposed to do before they got married.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
And she was pregnant. What okay? What biblically Okay, go ahead,
I got you. Yeah, and so mister morals over there, yeah,
go ahead.
Speaker 11 (13:45):
They're planning their wedding and oh, my goodness, gonna be
dream wedding. She's thirty five weeks pregnant and the wedding's
coming up, and all of a sudden, oh, I think
my water broke and she has to go to the hospital.
They're gonna miss the wedding because she's having a and.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
How close to I think hours. Sometimes they bring the
whole wedding into the delivery room, but even if it's
super super close, you can't.
Speaker 11 (14:10):
It just says they learned they were gonna miss the
wedding because she's in the hospital with the baby.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Okay, So the hospital staff rows it together.
Speaker 11 (14:18):
They decorate, boom boom, and they have a wedding before
the baby arrives.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
I wonder if that was important to them, well, like
before the baby's born, like we've moles, Is there a
difference to being married before the baby's born rafter? I mean, I.
Speaker 11 (14:34):
Don't think so, but I mean it must have been
important to them because now they're Sarah and Brandon Perry
and the baby has the last name Perry.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I guess it's important. I don't know, but I like
it that the hospital did that for them because that's
super cool because there's lot of suff happened at the
hospital because she didn't know a lot of stuff, baby
being born, people dying, all injuries, all that surgeries, yep,
all of that. Yeah, and it stinksy had to miss
their wedding. But also they weren't really cutting it close there.
They knew, right, it's risky, man, Maybe you punt it,
(15:03):
you move it up or back a little bit, right,
wait till the baby's born, and then have the wedding later.
That's what I mean. I have multiple friends that do that.
But does mister Morale, does he done or condemn that? No?
I condone it. I don't mind it at all. Like
I got no problem with you know, what they were
doing before marriage. Yeah, but some people do. Some people do.
Speaker 11 (15:23):
I was just saying, so don't be surprised, like they
were probably like what how are they pregnant before they
got married.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
And making any sense? Didn't make any sense. So I
wanted to explain this for doing that. Wow, that's a
great story. Shout out to the hospital. Congratulations on the baby.
That's what it's all about.
Speaker 12 (15:36):
That was telling me something good.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Is it cool for someone to tell their spouse a
secret that you told them and said, don't tell anybody,
because most people in a marriage tell their spouse everything. Correct,
So the question is are you the spouse that tells
your person everything even though it's a secret, or do
you also keep the secret from your spouse if it's
not about them. Yeah, it's pretty easy. No, it's crazy.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
When I was married, he didn't tell me things that.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Military, that's government. You've been on the air, like Beijing,
we're coming off.
Speaker 5 (16:10):
No, not even workwise, like it's his an invasion.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
His best friends.
Speaker 5 (16:17):
Like he would be like, oh well, he would just say,
well you.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Know that parts between me and Kevin or whatever he
would say, And I what a great cover. I would
respect that between me and Kevin.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Get out of here, because hens secrets, he tells yours.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
Yeah, but we were all or like, and my sister's
married to his best friend. It's sort of like, you know,
he tried to respect that because then we're all close,
and that would have been weird.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
There are no chance someone comes to me and says,
he keep this secret. I didn't tell my wife.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Oh that's how.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Then was no chance. And she doesn't think that that's
she would respect that.
Speaker 11 (16:51):
She'd be like, hey, you're loyal, Like that's good if
someone can trust you.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
If let's take the spouse out of it. If you
tell somebody a secret, they should never trust you because
you just told somebody else's secret. WY should tell you
there's you're just gonna tell theirs. That's right. You're not understanding.
I know I hear it's spouse, But go ahead, Eddie.
You're one You're you and your spouse are one person.
Speaker 17 (17:13):
Like whoever you tells you something, I should automatically think
that you're going to tell your spouse one.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Hundred that should be in it, like I'm going to
tell you the secret, tell anybody but parentheses about your
spouse exactly. Then you got to trust if the spouse
has got him, no, so you can't. That's too many
loose lips. But then you tell your spouse. Hey, this
between us, don't tell anyone.
Speaker 11 (17:31):
Yeah right, But then you're what I mean, people talk, man,
You get the less people that know, less chance it gets.
Speaker 17 (17:37):
Out that loose slips ships.
Speaker 7 (17:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Has Caitlyn told you what I told her?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Oh? No, And I don't think it's I think if
I really were, like, I really need to know something,
I don't know what that means. That's very vague. Well,
oh no, she don't. She won't, but I don't even
want to know.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Okay, yeah, good she didn't.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Then we'll give him a hint because he doesn't know what.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
You're talking about. He doesn't. He doesn't know.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
I could tell I don't. Yeah, no, I don't know anything.
I don't also don't want to know. Yeah, I'm good
with that too. The lesser I'm involved this stuff, the
more I got more drama I gotta deal with. Yeah,
I don't know that. The only thing she'll tell me
something sometimes it has nothing to do with you guys,
like a secret of hers, and she'll be like, you
can't tell anybody, and I'll go, kind please tell Eddie
(18:21):
you can tell one. Yeah, we're one boom, and.
Speaker 11 (18:24):
Then Eddie goes and tells his wife. Eddie tells his
wife everything.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Right, true, But my wife's not telling anyone. It's one
person who she won.
Speaker 7 (18:32):
Was I don't know?
Speaker 22 (18:33):
Okay, crap and it makes it back And a new poll,
ten percent of people say it's always acceptable to tell
your spouse other people's secrets.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Always is not? Ten percent you're in the minority. Like
another twenty nine percent it's usually fine. Twenty percent say
it's never acceptable. That's the one I'm talking.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
I don't know that.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
It's never never. I don't like And it's pretty much
the same men and women. Amy, do you tell him
stuff now, even though you're divorced.
Speaker 23 (19:00):
No?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
What if he's like, I'm dying to her secret?
Speaker 3 (19:03):
No he wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
That's it. Yeah, I'm dying to know a secret. You
don't tell them? Okay, yeah, we're not big secret house.
What do you mean she didn't tell me? I don't.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
She doesn't y'all are y'all are one? But you're not one.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
No, it's just like, I don't care enough about people's
secrets to even have an interest in secrets.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Nobody else know.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
I'm good, I'm all good. I don't like gossip. But
if she tells you, she tells you.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
I also thinks she doesn't tell him.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Yeah, she's probably also not going to tell me. And
she also doesn't like gossip, at least not to me,
because I'm just like, that's stupid. I want to waste
my time worded about that. I get that. Yeah, you
like you like the little gossip.
Speaker 17 (19:41):
Though I don't. I don't like gossip. But I mean,
I'm all ears.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
I'm over business. Yeah, okay, the Bobby Bones Show.
Speaker 24 (19:49):
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, Carle Pierce. Here, my favorite
thing about the holiday, other than red wine, is that
I get to hang out with my family and soak
in all of the wonderful things it have happened in
the year.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
And the one Happy Holidays from the Bobby Bones Show
is our Christmas tradition that Eddie brings his guitar out
and he plays a Christmas song, but it's always the
same Christmas song. Well, it's kind of my hit.
Speaker 17 (20:12):
I mean, I didn't write it or anything, but like
the other day I played for the kids.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
They made me play it three times. It was so good.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Oh wow.
Speaker 17 (20:18):
I don't know if it's just because I'm Mexican and
They're like, yeah, the Mexican singing phy least not.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Your kids are also Mexican. Yeah, true or not. I'm
talking about two hundred kids that were in the gym.
They're like, do it again.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Two hundred kids in the gym, you sing the less
school they have to do it.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
I went to my kids kindergarten. Give me that contact.
You didn't say that. I didn't saying kids, Oh, you're right.
I said to my kids, yes, no.
Speaker 17 (20:38):
I went to the school and they had two hundred
kids there and there was a big sing along and
I sang for at least not med and they loved
it so much they said, play it again. I played
it three times.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Dang.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Every year EDI's like, hey, I play Christmas song and
every year he just picks the same one. So I
guess this is I mean, this is my jam, this
is your jam. Okay, mayor Christmas everybody. Here he is
Eddie with his guitar doing our Christmas tradition, the classic
from the band of Feliciano. I just don't want to here.
He has producer ready, It's Christmas Police Dog. Phelis Navid.
Speaker 25 (21:13):
Belie, Navi Da Blis, Navi da Rospedo and Yoie Billie.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
See that. Here we go through it again.
Speaker 25 (21:24):
Phelis Navida, Pelie Navida, Blis, Navi da Rospedo on Nie
Phillye see that you know this part.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I want to wish you marry Christmas.
Speaker 12 (21:40):
I want to wish you marry Christmas.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
I want to wish you.
Speaker 25 (21:45):
Marry Christmas from the bottom of my everybody knows you now,
Police Nabby dog police.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Again from the top and Phlli please Norby DoD Police,
Norby DoD Police, Nobby DoD. No, mom, come on over, everybody.
Speaker 15 (22:14):
I want you.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
I'm marry Christmas. I wanta where you are Marry Christmas.
Speaker 25 (22:21):
I wanna where you are Merry Christmas from the bottom.
Speaker 26 (22:25):
I'm my No, you'll go police Nobby DoD, Sir, it's
good Police Navy DoD.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yeah, Police, Navi DoD. Come on, that's the first part.
Speaker 26 (22:40):
Police, navidad prospero and you have Belize DoD.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
I wanna where you are Merry Christmas. N your neck,
wawhere you are marry Christmas. I want a where you
are Merry Christmas from that bottom.
Speaker 22 (22:57):
I'm my.
Speaker 16 (23:01):
Alise Navi dot alease navidad aleast Navi DoD was better
San yours.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Belise, I mean this born by yourself on the year.
Speaker 9 (23:14):
I don't want to is you will marry Christmas?
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Okay, I want to issue marry Christmas.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
I don't want to ish you will marry Christmas.
Speaker 9 (23:24):
From the bottom O.
Speaker 18 (23:26):
My marry Christmas, lunch. I want to ish you a
merry Christmas. I want to wish you marry Christmas.
Speaker 11 (23:39):
From the bottom my.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Job Christmas. Everyone. Wow, that is exhausting. Nice Jo, I'm tired.
You know, everybody's own starting on it. I can appreciate that.
That's a great tradition. That's that's doing it again. They're
hard at work, Amy, Lunchbox Eddie or video producer. Morgan
are digital producer. They're trying to match state capitals. The
(24:10):
loser will have to suffer a punishment. We do a
lot of punishing games on the show. Huh, that's funny.
So a lot of our affiliates reached out upset because
the guys on the show did not know the state capitols,
and some of our radio stations are in those state capitals.
You guys have twenty seconds. Oh my gosh, I'm not
even close to being done. You're crazy we're in the world.
(24:34):
I can't even find them on the sheet. So what
they have is, for example, they have the state of Alabama,
and then there are fifty options and one of them
is the real state capitol, and they write that number
down and move on to the next fifteen seconds and
might be will pull up the sheets immediately.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
That's type.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
This is crazy, dude, So just turn them over when
I count you down. If you don't turn it over immediately,
every second you don't, I'll deduct one point from it
five four three two one. Turn it over. I wasn't
even close to being done one Mississippi lunchbox or not? Mike,
(25:15):
you call lunchbox because you wrote okay lunchbox at one
point and stop it. Sit down.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Wait, I never have a name on it. Wow, you
got a lot on it?
Speaker 13 (25:25):
How did you?
Speaker 2 (25:27):
But still you didn't flip your sheet over and you
kept writing go ahead, sorry, yeah, get that sign ready,
write your name's on there? Who who you feel like?
Did the best? We saw each other right.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Like, Lunchbox had so many more filled out than I did.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
I dominated, except I just couldn't. I was struggling with
finding the state on the sheet. Yeah, you know, they're
amab order. I still couldn't figure out alpabetical order. Oh no,
that'll get you. Yeah, that was tough too for me.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Same, how many do you think you'll filed out?
Speaker 2 (25:55):
I'd say about fifty five percent?
Speaker 23 (25:58):
I did.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
I got about seventy percent.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Okay, think I got fifty percent?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Morgan, I don't.
Speaker 21 (26:03):
I mean I I think if I had three more minutes,
I could have finished it. But I write I feel
good about what I filled out.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
So we'll say that.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Okay, let me play a song. We're gonna come back,
Mike's gonna go grade them, and we'll have a winner,
but mostly we'll have a loser. Oh come on, who
do you think? Who's the favorite to lose? Like in
your eyes when you look at us four?
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Favorite?
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Well, mostly I would think because of how you reacted, Morgan,
because she reacted very poorly whenever it's like, how'd you do? Okay?
So based on that, I would say Morgan's probably odds
on favorite, finished last.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
And my geography skills are not great.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Yeah, so okay, he's been a greade and we'll come
back in a second. All right, have the results here
at the State Capitols Quiz you just don't want to lose,
because you gotta hold the sign. You gotta apologize to
our program directors. The person who did the best with
the score of thirty five, what's the best? Thirty five? Bo,
(27:01):
what do you mean out of how many? I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Okay, maybe he thought each state was baluated. I'm just
trying to understand why he would ask that, because because I.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
Feel like he got the most right and now the
fact that he didn't understand the point.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Yeah, I had a brain part. I don't know there
was fifty two or fifty who fifty deck cards? Who
feels like that they could have got thirty five? Me?
I'm slow. Only lunchbox, okay, all right, lunchbox. You feel
like you got thirty five? Lunchbox you got thirty yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Next he answered the most.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Then there there's a tie. You what I mean mean thirty? Yeah,
there's a tie at thirty in all, and here's how
close it was. There's a tie two or at thirty one?
Is at twenty eight?
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Close?
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Someone just didn't lose. Running away made it seem like
she only answered ten. That's why I thought, Okay, the
first person, no, I to get thirty. It's going to
be and not have the punishment is Eddie.
Speaker 17 (28:06):
Oh thank goodness, dude. I really I was like, there's
no way I did thirty. Just thinking back amazing things.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
I don't even know that I did thirty. What if
I only did join?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
What I was thinking? Amy?
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Oh my gosh, I really thought. Morgan answered like twelve.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Wow, I'm I's only answered that many questions lunch once.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
You got five more than thirty.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Out of how many mixed up? It is either Amy
or Morgan. One of you got twenty eight out of fifty.
One you got thirty out of fifty. The person with
the lowest will have to apologize representing your group to
all of our program direcords and all the capitals.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
But the ones I answered I got right, I think
not all.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
I'm looking at yours. Oh no, what would I miss?
Speaker 12 (28:48):
You missed?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
You thought, well, I'm not gonna Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Oh no, I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Amy thought Harrisburg was West Virginia's capital.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Is it Virginia that see? I missed? Dang it? Then
I'm I'm wrong.
Speaker 22 (29:05):
Harris Burn the person at twenty eight, Morgan, I freaking
knew it.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
It was close Okay, Morgan, But did I get most.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Of the ones that I got right?
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Because I felt confident about.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
The ones that I answered.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Most? Nothing crazy.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
That's not good either.
Speaker 7 (29:33):
It's fine.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
You did fine? Oh you thought in Annapolis was the
capital of New Hampshire. It is not Maryland?
Speaker 12 (29:41):
Maryland?
Speaker 3 (29:42):
And who was up there?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Morgan? Okay? Are we in an official apology for all
of our program directors that have stations in the capitals
of all the states? Go ahead.
Speaker 21 (29:49):
I am so sorry from the bottom of my heart
that I am really terrible at studies and I didn't
retain the information to make sure just for the group. Okay, okay, okay, okay,
let me can I start over?
Speaker 18 (30:04):
Okay?
Speaker 21 (30:05):
I am so sorry from the bottom of all of
our hearts that this team is not great with the
capitals and geography. As much as we all like to
think we might be, We're still not.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
I may be the loser, but we all.
Speaker 21 (30:18):
Pretty much stuck at geography in this room. Okay, And
I'm very sorry that we did this to you guys.
It's not fair to you and I you know, I
wish I could make it up to you.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
There she is, Morgan, you are how many states are there.
Speaker 12 (30:38):
Show, It's time for the good news.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Bobby Tango has been a good dog, but he's eternally ill.
He's in a hospice and he's being cared for by
people that take care of older dogs, and that part
of it sucks. But the house where Tango is staying
there was a burglary attempt and Tango went Toby Keiths,
(31:09):
which is, I'm not as good as I once was, Yeah,
but I'm as good once as I ever was older
and Tango, who doesn't have a lot of energy, got
up and went crazy barking. So the homeowners were like,
that doesn't sound normal of Tango, and the burglar wasn't
all the way in the house yet, it just like
and so they came down and Tango saved them. Luckily
(31:32):
the burglar didn't like attack. The burglar ran off, So
that's awesome. It's the Golden Paul Hospice foster program, which
people take care of these dogs, and Tango saved the house.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Golden Paul, Yeah, I know that's.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Cute, man, big shout out Tango. Yeah.
Speaker 19 (31:45):
Man.
Speaker 17 (31:45):
They say, like, get a dog, because just the bark
alone could really like save your house or that case.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
You just get a sound machine through uh tango, big
shout out. That's what it's all about.
Speaker 12 (31:58):
That was telling me something good.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
It's now time for the Morning Corny. The Morning Corny.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
What happened after the Candilope won the lottery?
Speaker 2 (32:11):
It happened after the Canilope won the lottery.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
It became a melonnaire.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
That was the Morning Corny.
Speaker 14 (32:23):
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from your friends at the
Bobby Bows Show.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
I'd be honest, how curious are you guys about how
much money celebrities make?
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Very interesting?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Yep, right, and like net Worths and I'll tell you
you can search online. It's not always super accurate, but
it gives you a ballpark ish to what celebrities are worth.
So I have a list and I'll give you one
or the other. You tell me who's worth more? Amy
your first? Who's worth more? Adam Sandler or Denzel Washington?
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Oh wow, and.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
It's not even close?
Speaker 26 (32:59):
What?
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Uh okay? Adam Sandler?
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Why would you pick Adam Sandler?
Speaker 3 (33:06):
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (33:09):
If he's built something alongside of like his actor like
Denzel acts that I feel like Adam might have production companies.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
And he does have Happy Madison I think, still the
big production company. But Adam Sandler signs those massive Netflix
deals recently. Oh okay, it is Adam Sandler who's worth
four hundred and twenty million, as opposed to Denzel Washington
a mere two hundred and eighty million. Oh my god,
what so they're both extremely rich, but Sandler is way,
way way rich. I guess so Stanzel hey, good god? Yeah?
(33:36):
Comparison Lunchbox, Bend Soul. Oh why he makes that noise?
Speaker 27 (33:42):
Man?
Speaker 2 (33:43):
He's in those Fast nine or Ed Shearon? Oh? Man?
Speaker 11 (33:49):
Shearon worth that much money? He's written a lot of songs.
I feel like he writes all his own songs. So
I'm gonna go ed Shearon ed.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Sharon's worth two hundred million bucks. Wow, that's pretty awesome.
It is Ben Diesel's worth two twenty five WHOA got him?
Got him a lot of Fast and Furious movies? Mm hmm.
It makes a lot of nine money doing this, Okay, Eddie,
come on, Judge Judy or Dave Grohl, lead singer of
(34:19):
Food Fighters.
Speaker 17 (34:22):
Dang, I have no idea how much Judge Judy would
make on you have much anybody makes well, no, but
you know, a rock star tours make a lot of money.
He was in Nirvana, so he's made a lot of
money for a long time. Oh and he was just
on that commercial for Amazon, So give me Dave Girl.
Dave Girl makes three hundred He's worth three hundred and
(34:44):
twenty million. Judge Judy's worth four hundred and forty million.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
She's like the highest pade.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
I thought that was an easy one. They're both ever
so so rich. Yeah, but yeah, Judge Judy's in a
class of her own. Morgan, who's worth more? Shakira Getta
Shakhetta or Kid Rock?
Speaker 21 (35:04):
Oh, Shakira is like worldwide though I've.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
Seen Kid Rock pass oute hundred dollar bills tips to
people all around him, like walk around.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
I feel like kid Rock is like the underdog here
that I shouldn't think.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
So I'm going kid Rock kid Rock wrout one hundred
and fifty million bucks. Wow, it's a lot of money.
Shakira's worth three hundred million. Oh, way off, Well, Amy,
you're the only one to going right that first. Raey,
We're gonna go again?
Speaker 3 (35:29):
Sure yea?
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Amy, Steve Harvey or Drew Carrey, Steve Harvey, Steve Harvey
two hundred million, Drew Carrey won sixty five so close.
Good job Steve Harvey again lunchbox. John bond Jovi, who sings,
oh yeah, living on a prayer. Or Jennifer Lopez.
Speaker 11 (35:51):
Oh man, it's gotta be j Low. She is super rich.
They're both super rich. Yeah, he's John bon Jovi's only
like ride one hundred and seventy five million.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Jennifer Lopez four hundred million, Yes, hundred million. Wow, John
bon Jovie four ten daughter. What I mean he probably
owns a lot of stuff. Hundred and ten million.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Dollars he has perfume?
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Wow, Eddie welcome Vana White from Will of Fortune she
turns the letters. Or Megan Fox actress who's worth more'n.
Speaker 17 (36:27):
Ah, I'm gonna go Vanna because Meghan Fox divorce. She's
still pretty young in her career. Van has been doing
this for like one hundred years.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
What's divorced have to give it?
Speaker 2 (36:36):
I mean probably money exchange for gets me.
Speaker 7 (36:41):
I'm sure.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
Then Brian Austin Green, what for sure?
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Austin Green do. But that's the point. Listen, what do
we know? That's my guess. Okay, the answer is Bana
Vana by the way Vanda White made at worth seventy million?
What Meghan Fox eight million?
Speaker 5 (36:58):
Okay, okay, I like the way that one fans out
when digit million.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
It's like, oh, it's all that much because because that's
all we're playing big numbers here.
Speaker 27 (37:08):
I know, Magic Johnson, Morgan familiar. Yes, Tom Brady, Oh gosh,
Tom Brady's been doing it longer for now. He's still
in it, Tom Brady.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Tom Brady worth two hundred and fifty million. And I
think where Magic's met a lot of his in business.
Magic Johnson worth six hundred millions, Like he owns part
of the Dodgers. I think, yes he does. That's all
that hotels? Yeah yeah, okay, So Eddie and Amy only
won that one, So let's play tiebreaker on this one
for you two, Amy, Shania Twain very rich, David Copperfield
(37:49):
very rich. O.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
This is hard. I'll just I hope it's Shanaya, So
I'm gonna go with her.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Shania Twain four hundred million, Oh my gosh, Savid Copperfield
one billions a field. What Eddie, if you get this,
you're the winner.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
That's gross. How does he make that munch of money?
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Eddie? Come on, Jessica Alba sounds familiar. Julia Louis Dreyfuss,
Elaine from Seinfeld, Yeah, Elaine Benis.
Speaker 28 (38:23):
Oh does Jessica Alba own the diapers? She owns baby stuff.
I think you're thinking of Dak Shepherd and no, no, no,
no no, Jessica Alba has like a some diaper line.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
Chris, what's said, Chris?
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Yeah, who's the other one?
Speaker 29 (38:39):
Bones Jessica Albin, Jessica Alba or Julia Louis Dreyfuss, I
mean Seinfeld makes it, guy, this is tough. And also
she's had other huge shows oh yeah, deep, oh yeah,
and New Adventures of All Christine ran for a long time.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
I feel like you're trying to swing me that way.
I'm torn. I'm torn, but I will go with Jessica
Alba just because we're business. Jessica Alba has made two
hundred million dollars and she is massive in business.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
Honest, yeah, honest.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Julia Louis Dreyfuss two hundred fifty million. Yeah, I got lost.
Oh I thought she was three hundred So you both
missed it. Okay, well, oh I thought Amy got it
or no, yeah, I win, but that one you didn't
get David Copperfield. Miss, you're still on tie record, Yeah,
we're still time. Sophia Vigara or Kevin James. Amy.
Speaker 5 (39:40):
I'm gonna go with Sophia Vergara because I think she
was like some Pepsi deal.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
One hundred eighty million, Kevin James one hundred million. All right,
it's gonny now one hundred million.
Speaker 4 (39:48):
Well like.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Playing this game, Eddie, you gotta get to stay in bones.
Carrot Top. Yeah, I'm a magician, calm media comedian.
Speaker 7 (39:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Kenny G.
Speaker 17 (40:01):
Wow, Man, I think Kenny G was big for a
long time, but that was a long time ago. Carrot Top,
he's still doing the dang thing. Give me Carrot Top.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
Karrot Top is worth seventy million. Kenny G's worth one
hundred million. Wow, Amy, you are the winter nice.
Speaker 6 (40:17):
Job, wake up, Wake up in the morn and the
trial radio and the doctors already lunchbox more game two.
Steve bread At of trying to put you through the fog.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
He's riding this week's next bit. The Bobby's on the box,
so you know what.
Speaker 6 (40:40):
This is, the Bobby Ball.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
Never heard of a media audit with your kid, So
what did you do well?
Speaker 5 (40:52):
It's something that I was doing with my son because
he's getting older, like he's fourteen now and he's on
YouTube a lot, and one thing he's obsessed with is
like alien stuff and space things, and he'll watch it
and then he'll give him such anxiety. So I was like, hey,
we need to do a media audit, especially now that
you're hanging out at friend's house more, you might be
watching PG thirteen movies like you just need to do
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a check in and see how things make you feel.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
Okay, And so that's what a media audit is.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
And what did you guys find.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Well, we're still we're.
Speaker 5 (41:19):
Going to go for a full week of him writing
down everything that he is consuming.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Oh do you trust it? I would lie or making
little notes. I would lie though I thought he would
like go through and check like all of his history
and stuff.
Speaker 3 (41:30):
Yeah, you can do that too. For there's like a
personal media audit you can do.
Speaker 5 (41:34):
As parents, there's media audits that we can do, and
it just helps you figure out if what your kids
are watching, like if it's.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
Impacting them negatively or positively.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
Yeah, I've alway kid thought a lot. I mean I
would like I would lie hiding stuff from parent anyway.
Sure you trust him to be totally honest.
Speaker 5 (41:50):
With you, Yes, like this is something that he wants
to do, Like we had a whole conversation about it.
I mean, Stevens in his little heart, he might be
the most honest, like I want to do the right thing,
like good kid, And he he started to realize, like
I don't sleep as well when I watch the alien
stuff on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
I read Twilight had nine meters at a top.
Speaker 5 (42:09):
Yes, I think it just reminded me that we could
all do media audits in our own life because what
we read, what we listen to, what we watch, it
can impact us, and keeping track of it and how
we feel is just a good.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
Way to do it.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
I thought it was like a secret pop quiz on
a kid, because I think that works all right, media
audit phones, tablets every day. Put it down. Now we're
gonna look and see exactly what you're looking at. That
will freaking kid out audit on that's trouble. An audit
sounds scary.
Speaker 5 (42:37):
Yeah, like you know when that's like a self audit.
But yeah, Bobby, as parents, we have the right to
do that at anytime.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
We do it all the time. Yeah, yeah, but I'll
be like, let's make a big deal about it. Like
I'm going it like if you were to audit my
Google searches. Okay, here we go. I'm gonna read in
my last Google searches time travel Netflix movie cop trailer.
I watched this movie called Predestination with Ethan hank Okay,
and he had to find it. No. I thought it
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was new though. You ever see it, Mike? He has
like twenty fourteen. Yeah, I was like ten years old.
Thought it was a brand new twenty fourteen. He goes
back in time. My love time travel stuff. I'm doing
my media audit now. Number two. How can the Bengals
make the playoffs? That's funny because I bet some money
on them and they were really doing bad, thinking they
could still climb back in it.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
Uh. Wendy Moniz is that a person? It is? She
plays the governor then senator in Yellowstone. I'm doing an
interview with her. NCAA transfer portal, which is it hot.
It's for the kids on the football teams to leave
and they go to other schools. So I wanted to
see everybody who's in the transfer portal. Infection and stomach
Oh yeah, that's bot Yeah, I get that that infection
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on my stomach. Boomeris siasin left handed quarterback, a quarterback
come doing an interview with Coming Up Grinch? Why did
I google Grinch the movie? I don't know. Devondre Campbell
he got kicked off? Are spent a forty nine ers
because you wouldn't go back in the game. I think
that's in my Google search too. Yeah all right, well
(44:05):
definitely media.
Speaker 3 (44:06):
We know what you could do for a media audit
is set like no phone zones in your house.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
I'm good. I'm not addicted to my phone. I'm fine
with no phone. I just love my phone and when
I don't have it, I get uncomfortable, itchy, but I'm
not addicted exactly. Okay, well, thank you for that.
Speaker 3 (44:26):
Yeah, everyone's media audit will look a little bit different,
but that would be my challenge for you.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Thank you. We can talk about social etiquette for a second.
And who better to teach you us about social etiquet
than Lunchbox because he wants to talk about how somebody
has bad Okay, take this go. Yeah, I mean social etiquette.
Speaker 11 (44:43):
It's something that you need to learn if you're going
to go out in public and represent our show, and
Morgan is terrible at social etiquette. We were at a
charity event and we were talking to this guy and
girl and they're like, oh, yeah, we're dating, and Morgan
just turns.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
The one and goes, so, why aren't you guys engaged yet?
Speaker 3 (44:58):
Okay, that's tough.
Speaker 11 (45:00):
It's like, what are you doing? You don't even know
these people. And he's like, we've only been dating four months.
And Morgan's like, why aren't you engage? That's tough, Morgan.
I'm like, that's not something you asked somebody.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Any response to that.
Speaker 21 (45:10):
Well, he was talking to the guy and I was
talking to the girl, and the girl was sitting there.
Speaker 3 (45:14):
She's like, yeah, you have multiple homes, we fly out,
we do all these things.
Speaker 21 (45:17):
And I'm like, oh, so you guys married, Like what's
the situation. No, he hasn't done it yet, and she
was talking like, oh, I'm waiting for this to happen.
So I thought he was listening, and I just turned
and I was like, so, why haven't you proposed yet?
Speaker 3 (45:29):
What's going on? Like playful?
Speaker 2 (45:31):
It was a fun conversation with the real irony, though,
is that the person went to by far. The least
social etiquette, by far is lecturing somebody with the most.
Speaker 11 (45:42):
Social Yeah, but it's that's something. It's sort of like
a baby, so when are you having kids? You don't
ask people that, like.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
If she's talking to one of them and they're talking
about it. And again I wasn't there, but I think
the whole point of the stories is hilarious. You telling
someone that they don't have a good social etiqutte.
Speaker 11 (45:57):
Yeah, because the guy kind of looked like he gave
Morgan a look, what do you mean? And he goes,
we've only been dating four months. Like he was like, like,
what are you coming at me for? Like, who are
you to come at me? Like you've noticed for about
twelve seconds and you're asked me why I haven't proposed yet?
Speaker 3 (46:10):
Yeah, but if his girlfriend's talking like, we have homes
here and we do this, did you choose.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
A little beef over or not? Did we what your
little beef is it? You guys had a beef we
how to be when last flocks were the hoodie and
Morgan was like, oh, you.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
Want to add to the hoodie situation.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
So so we did this charity event together. Your I know,
I asked that was me. It's my question. But do
you think that's appropriate for her to ask? Like it
wasn't there? I don't care, okay, morgan, moving on, Yeah,
moving on.
Speaker 21 (46:40):
He shut up to this charity event I had told him.
I was like, just FYI like, this is a Christmas
kind of vibe. You need to make sure you're dressed accordingly.
Speaker 12 (46:48):
He shows up in.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
A full suit great that he had just bought for
the occasion. Looked great. A plus I saw it. I
was like, look at this, So this is what I
think happened. He learned his lesson, and I liked that.
Speaker 11 (47:00):
Oh okay, I was told ahead of the time that
what the dress attire was, so that's how I knew.
Speaker 3 (47:06):
You just had that in your closet.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
Oh he went and bought it.
Speaker 3 (47:08):
Specifically for this.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
Well that's cool. Yeah. Yeah. He got a spanking and
then he went and bought a suit. And there were
times in my life where I got my spanking and
I did something and he learned a lesson. I did
have to borrow a belt from the neighbor because I
didn't have a belt.
Speaker 3 (47:19):
Wait, how'd that conversation go?
Speaker 11 (47:21):
Well, I was getting dressed and I was in your yard.
I'm sorry, neighbors. And I was like, oh my gosh,
I don't have a black belt. And so I was like,
i'ma have to go to Target real quick. And my
wife was like, you don't have time. You're gonna be late,
and so she sent a text to the group text
of the neighborhood and someone had one.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
They put it on their porch and I went and
picked it up.
Speaker 7 (47:40):
That's sweet.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
You group texted the neighborhood. This is awesome for a
belt And someone just put a belt on their porch
and you just went to the porch. Yeah, that's hilarious
and awesome. Weird all of those things. Have you given
the belt back? No, I haven't given it back yet.
And you don't know whose it was, No, I do.
I know the family.
Speaker 11 (47:58):
It's like a it's like family with kids, Like it's
a we have a group text with other families that have.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
Kids in the neighbors. You kind of okay, got it. Still,
that's amazing. Luckily they just have the same way. Did
you ask for like funny things like underwear? Does anybody
have affy and peach? Like just stuff? And you see
what they'll put out there I mean people got everything
Morgan is. Now I'm being told by our company, is
she is missus Vegas. Oh that's cool. They have some
other stuff whatever it is.
Speaker 7 (48:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
She's not married. She's not married marriage daughter. But they
want to send her to other Vegas stuff and like
pay for the job. No they did not. I don't
want to hear that Miss Vegas. That's awesome, Miss Vegas. No, no,
she's not Miss Vegas. But you're not mister Vegas. O,
my god, that I like.
Speaker 11 (48:40):
Mister Vegas. I am what Vegas entails everything. I do
everything in Vegas.
Speaker 21 (48:46):
So you're you go to bed early with your humidifier,
you have kids?
Speaker 2 (48:50):
Oh no, I don't go out anymore. The problem is
I don't go to bed early. That's why I have
a humidifier in my room from I just want to
know if this is gonna be a constant thing, because
I wanted to send more goan to do all this stuff. Now, No,
they're not, Okay, they're not. Never mind, I take it
back here, Bobby bone show bonehead. Sorry up today. This
story comes us from Cleveland, Ohio.
Speaker 23 (49:12):
A man was out just on a drive on his
motorcycle and enjoying nature when all of a sudden hears
whoo woo woo woo behind him, and he pulls over
and they go, uh, sir, you were doing one hundred
and forty seven miles an hour.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
Oh man. He's like, oh sorry, man, I wasn't paying attention.
I was just looking at nature. Any chance he wasn't
paying attention doing one fifty No chance, right, no chance.
And also you're probably not looking at nature. He's just
enjoying the drive. You're probably dialed in because you're like,
all right, let's go, let's try this, because you're flying
pass cars.
Speaker 5 (49:40):
But I gotta say, like, this morning, I must have
gone through multiple lights, but I don't ever remember actually
doing it or seeing that they were green, and he's
going one hundred out that they were red and I
just ran them. I don't know, Like I just I'm
on autopilot, Like maybe he's just cruising.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
I just don't think one forty seven cruises because it's uh,
you got to put in work to get it to
go that fast, extra work. Yeah, and you, on the
other hand, I'm not quite sure what's happening here. To
be fair, I will get places too and go I
don't remember anything about getting here because I've been thinking
about something.
Speaker 3 (50:13):
But I just trust that it didn't run around.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
Yeah, that your subconscious is guiding you because you've done
it so many times and knows exactly what to do.
Speaker 3 (50:23):
I hope I saw green.
Speaker 5 (50:25):
That's crazy that you because I know I have multiple lights. Yes,
that's why I'm sharing it with you.
Speaker 2 (50:33):
Yeah, people, we share the road with you.
Speaker 3 (50:36):
Yeah, but I'm also concerned. I don't want to hit anybody.
Speaker 2 (50:42):
I guess it's just focus. I have to focus on
not grinding my teeth now. I grind really badly, and
so I have to and I'll catch myself doing it.
But wop.
Speaker 3 (50:51):
Okay, I'm aware like during the day or when you sleep.
Speaker 2 (50:55):
Day and sleep, and so maybe that's what you should
do when you drive your check every once in a while,
be like, Okay, I'm a running red lights? Am I
risking the other bodies?
Speaker 12 (51:04):
All right, Lunchbox, I'm Lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (51:06):
That's your Bonehead story of the day. Hey, thank you
guys for hanging out. Really appreciate you guys being part
of the show today, for listening, for calling, for tweeting
mister Bobby Bones on Twitter and Instagram. Thanks guys, Come
on Bobby Bones Show. The Bobby Bones Show theme song written,
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instagram at read Yarberry, Scuba Steve Executive producer, Raymondo, Head
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