January 8, 2025 • 31 mins
Amy has a list of exactly how many minutes, hours and days all your bad habits take off your life. From a cheeseburger, to a glass of wine or even an hour in front of the TV. In the Anonymous Inbox, a listener wants to know if it's a red flag if Boyfriend gets really mad during board games. Lunchbox also shares his Top 4 Mother-in-law complaints after she stayed with him for 2 weeks over the holidays.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good transmitting.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hey, welcome to Wednesday show Morning Studio.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Morning.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
So Amy told us yesterday her word of the year
is alignment. Yes, and that's why because you want.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Well alignment with me and mind, body, spirit like you
have a not generically, I.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Am at my core okay. And then also my pastor alignment.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Said something like she likes where she is now, but
she wants it to be straighter or something. You mean
my back, No, you're like your life.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
No, because in alignment with my core values like showing
up as my authentic self.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
We were all given the task of coming up with
our word of the year. Well, also got this voicemail
just goes with the topic here Morning Studio.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
So happy to be.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Starting another year with you, my favorite people.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
My best friend asked me what my word of the
year is for twenty.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Twenty five, and I thought that was such a cool
and insightful question.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
And I'm still working online, but I'd love to hear
what yours are.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
So what is everybody's word.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Of the year for twenty twenty five? So happy to
be with you guys, another year, another trip around the sun.
Keep doing what you're doing. We love you.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Such a great call. Thank you for sending that for
I guess you didn't email it. You called you, Raven.
Call us anytime eight seven, seven seventy seven, Bobby, that's
our number.
Speaker 6 (01:24):
Anytime. Your word of the year, lunchbox moving, Go ahead,
because you know me. I love a double meaning. So
I want to.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Be making moves like business inside joke from yesterday, guys,
if you didn't hear it, Amy's like, you guys know me.
You know I love double meaning. We're like, we know you,
but we didn't know that. Anyway, go ahead, lunch Yeah,
So making.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
Moves business wise, careers wise, trying to make money like deals,
get my hand in this pot, get my hand in
that pot.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
And then also they said pocket. I was like, that's
stealing it. Got it, got it.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
And then also just like like exercise, running, biking, just sing.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
You need one word movie, He's an exercise.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
I got it, and like, oh you know what I mean? Like,
don't like you do walking? Like if I take a
day off, no, I.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Work out three or four times. I know this. I
said much walk yesterday that I walked on off days
And he's like that's stupidest thing ever heard. But I
don't do it.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
As my main accident.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
But even if you.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Walk, I've been labeled a walker.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Don't let him get to your head.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
Yeah, Like, if if I'm not going to go run
that day, maybe I go for a walk.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I mean, I got moving. It always be moving.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Can I request of you you update us with what
your semi plans are for this movement because you've been
saying this for years and you never actually do anything. Yes,
business thing now you just signed a word to it.
It's kind of like moving. You say your goal out loud,
then you have to get to it. So let us
know and don't ask us for our money. No, no,
well sometimes I willy eddy of your word.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yesse mine's the opposite. Mine's slow.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Oh so I want to slow down and not just
like physically slow down because like you know, I still
need to move and whatever, but like I want to
talk slow, like you. We read these stories of people
sounding smarter when they talk slow. I want to and
maybe not on the radio because I'll get boring and
I do that, but in life I want to talk
a little slower. Maybe think about what I'm saying before you.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
But you don't have to talk about like.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
No, No, I know he didn't judge you because you've
never made a single move and you talk about her
for years and he didn't judge you. Yeah, man, But yes,
it's stupid. Both us are stupid, though, But I want
you to I want you to stay off each other,
Eddie go yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
So when I talk to people, I just want to talk,
but don't talk like freaking star trek guy. I asked
me a question, bones, Eddie, how's your day going? You
know it's pretty good far?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
It should be contemplating in an annoying way.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
That's what you just did, but doesn't sound smarter though,
if you're like my day pretty good so far?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Are you on audible reading? No? I don't like that.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I think you can talk slower if you feel like
at times people can't understand. I should talk slower at times,
but I get so excited or even out in front
of myself that I fly through words and I think
for me. But I don't talk short of sound smarter.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
I think it's thinking before you speak is wise.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
You're just pausing in between, like when he's saying he
counts fingers.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
What's what you're doing. You asked me how my day was?
I don't think that hard about that. He asked me
a real question, maybe, like let.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Me think about it.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I'll ask you a question, answer it, but slower than normal,
but normal? Okay, Amy, how's your day going?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
It's really good? Cool? Yeah, how's yours? These are too
fast anyway?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Eddie's just slow? Lunchboxes is moving? What you got? Well,
I'm doing. It's not really a word, d g AF.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
It's an acronym.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
That's what's an acronym. I'll say, let's do this. I'll say,
don't give a crap, but DJAF is the acronym. I.
I don't think in twenty years I've ever been late
to work? Have I ever ever been late? I think
I want to be late twice this year? Why because
I don't DJF?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I like, but like, what's that going to look like?
What's late? Is it late? According to you're late or
you're just I think it'll be fifteen minutes early instead
of thirty minutes earlier.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Exactly. I've gotten myself so tight, so tight that yeah,
I'm just I'm would so tight that everything has and
it has been for twenty years that I got to
not be. I think it's restricting my creativity just a bit.
So twice this year I'll be late. Oh I can't
(05:26):
even think about that. So your word could be loose
DJF because I don't care about anything. Is weird? This
is weird.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Don't say that.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
What your word of the year? Loose? I got a
friend you should meet? No, you don't.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I'm just saying mine is DJA.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yeah, because in just general, like I don't give a
crap about I'm still gonna, like be dedicated and disciplined,
but like, just generally, like I.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Don't give a crap clip phones. Only being late twice
a year, is that really DG.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I've not been late twenty years. What if you're like
ten twenty days. No, I've not been late once in
twenty years.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I know if you really don't give a car.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
If I'm l once this play, everybody would freak out
the freaking that I think I was dead, But now
we know that, Hey, who knows what's up with m DJF.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Hey, if you want to be DJAF, just take a
month off and don't tell us.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
That would be called dumb as.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
If that would be irresponsible and lose.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Job and get not get paid, and we'd still come
in or moving. I'll be moving, moving, moving and slow slow.
That's it. Let's go, We're here.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Thank you everybody for your words.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Sin by.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Anonymous sin Bar. There's a question to became.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Hello Bobby Bones. Over the break, I took my boyfriend
home to meet my family during Christmas. For the first time.
He got along great with the parents and the siblings.
But when I found game time, he got really mad.
He lost a board game. He can't handle losing. At times,
he let his frustration spill over into aspects of the
time with the family, so relatable at one point, even
(07:01):
stopped talking to me. Playing games is supposed to be fun.
Is it a red flag if my boyfriend can't handle
losing a board game and acts this way sign girlfriend
of a sore loser, it's not a red flag. If so,
I think my wife maybe checked out on me a
long time ago. My wife's younger sister who's an adult,
and one of the first times that we were ever
somewhere together the whole family, we played poockball. We'll get
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a huge fight, huge fight because she's super competitive too.
She's like state champion basketball player, like we were going
to add it or they had to like chill us out,
and so had that been a red flag, my wife
wouldn't marry me. I can control my emotions a bit now,
but I'm very competitive, probably based in insecurity. So I've
got to always prove I'm not the worst. As long
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as you know this is the situation, and you can
make him eighteen percent less because he's not gonna change.
You make him eighteen percent less in certain situations, that's
the victory. If that is not enough, then you got
to go. But that's all you're gonna get out of
them eighteen in certain situations, like if I'm like playing
(08:03):
a board game with a five year old, I don't
need to kill the kid.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Let them win.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
That's it. It's my eighteen percent.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
This is gross.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah, yeah, no, I don't want them. I don't let
them win. But I don't want to be like sucking.
But but I don't take it as seriously. I don't
need to. But I can pull mine back at times.
There are times if I'm playing like softball, whatever, I'm
into it. If he can pill back eighteen percent at times,
that's a win. If you can't handle that, you gotta
go because this is a character trait and flaw.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Yeah, I means you just don't want family game night
to constantly be ruined because he can't like keep it
in check.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I go home. We played every Christmas we do trivia,
Cale's whole family and they do I'll throw chair. It
gets like it's like I actually they.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Don't do Bible trivia and you're throwing chairs.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
That's that part's true. Yeah, well I know. Actually what
happened was I actually kicked the chair. Not a big deal, like.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Name the Fruit, Spirit Love Joy piece.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Problem with it was people were like buzzing in but
they were not beating me. So I made them get
phones and record the whole thing so we could go
back and look at it on review.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Why can't you just play it exactly? This doesn't sound fun.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
My wife wants to kill me when I do it,
But I'm like, I am who I am.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
But you already locked her in as a wife. So
that's true anywhere. Good luck.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
If you can get him to work on it just
a little bit and you can accept him for he
as you both have to meet in the middle, then good.
If you, like you're totally unhappy with how it is.
He's not going to change, that's all. That's it.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Close it up, pile of stories.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
So about half of us make New Year's resolutions every year,
and new research found that it takes sixty six days
to turn a resolution into a habit.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
So that's more than two months.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
I thought I was like ten days.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Sticking with it.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I know, I'm on the wall, be like, do it
for ten days? Now I have it?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Yeah, sixty six.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
I know I've heard twenty one days, but this is
new research, so yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Just I would think it would be something longer like
that though, honestly, yeah, because you can kind of white
knuckle through anything for ten days, you do it for
two months, like you're in. Like, I hate exercise. It's
the worst. It's absolute the word. I'd rather do ten
thousand other things, but I just do it. Knock becoun
I'm just trying.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
It's easy to habit now for you.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
And I hate it. It's bad habit habit. It is
really easy to be motivated. If you like motivation, I'm sorry,
but you probably sometimes get motivated. Really easy to be motivated.
It's really difficult to be disciplined. And there's a big
difference in motivation and discipline. I get motivated do crap
all the time, but I have my disciplines, which aren't
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always comfortable, but they are what allow me to be
more comfortable in life. If you can be disciplined, you
win life. It doesn't matter what it is. You're motivated. Eh,
easy come, easy go? What else?
Speaker 4 (10:37):
AI is now going to order groceries for you thanks
to Samsung's new food recognition technology.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
There's two different models that.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
We do out this year, and it can identify what
you're running low on in your fridge and then just
straight up order it for you.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
It's awesome. I like that. I won't have that forever.
We still have a TV on ours and I've seen
those for like fifteen years. Gets a little screen on it. Yeah,
we're not there, but that's cool.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
It is crazy to think that, Like they see your eggs,
maybe you have two left, so they go ahead and
place an order and egg show up or for.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Sure China watching?
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Who cares we get our eggs? Yeah? Very cool.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Post Malone shared his most played artist of twenty twenty four,
Like who he listened to the most?
Speaker 3 (11:17):
He's a carpenter an he guesses. Nope, I was looking
at mine.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Sorry, George Strait is one of them and Zach toop
those are his top two most listened to artists of
last year.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
We feel like he's going a little overboard now and
be an extra extra extra country because we know he has.
He's wildly talented and multi gires and like me, I
grew up on country music, but I'm not every day
And I'm not saying he may be on like he
may just be in that mood, but for me, like
I'm gonna be like, well, listen to the Fray this morning,
like from the two thousands, I listened to nineties hip
hop for sure, listen to some you know George, but
(11:48):
he's so in maybe he's Mike. You're a post Malone fan, Yeah,
as a longtime fan, I would like him kind of
go back to his rock star phase or at least
be like I also, like, give me some other cool
steps to listen to. And I'm not already like already
knows Zach top post alone, awesome guy, super sweet guy.
Spent three instances with them, and it was every time
really great. You see where you got that one with
twenty thousand dollars that tip? Oh yeah, so awesome a
(12:10):
single mom. Oh, he's awesome. I just wondered if he's
so dialed in he's only doing nothing but country right now,
which would mean there will probably be another country record
before there's anything else, or if he's like back to
being like hip hop Postlon.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
All right, I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's
pile of stories.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
It's time for the good news, Bobby.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Her name is Gillian. She's a dog named Gus, and
she put him in dog daycare because they had to
leave for a bit, and he scaled the fence at
seven foot tall, part labador, part like a great Dane.
So gone, and you leave your dog, don't dake care.
You're paying them to take care of your dog. That
which is crazy. Oh what a call to get we
lost your dog.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Oh God.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
So everybody in the community started searching for Gusts. Small town,
so people on social media started posting when they would
see like glimpses of Gusts, and they couldn't get Gus
to come to them, so they would post pictures. There
are all these pictures of them. Even a door dash
driver joined the mission, and so finally somebody got a
hold of him. Grabbed by his caller. He has some
minor injuries and an affection because he would not come in.
He stayed out. But I just think about getting that call,
(13:16):
Hey it's a dog the caare your dog is gone.
Oh my god, it'll be terrible.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
So how exactly does a great Dane in the lab
create I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
I just care.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Well, So there's a bird a b and there's a
Dane and there is a Labeah, it's pretty simple. Yeah,
it's like sha a gymnast that can happen.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Okay about a gold golden dude in that like a.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
I don't think these are so different. A lab and
a great gret name's big, but I mean Shack's big.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Children. Yeah I get it now, thank you.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Yeah. Anyway, the whole neighborhood shout out for saving that dog.
That's from w h O thirteen. That's what it's all about.
That was telling me something good. May what you got.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
So the Daily Mail had this whole article about how
many minutes, hours and days that bad habits are taking
off of our life.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
So back in the day, it was like if you
smoke one cigarette, it takes off. I don't know what
it used to be Is that on your list? Oh? Yeah,
what is it?
Speaker 4 (14:13):
A single cigarette? Twenty two minutes of your life?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Okay? Okay, so if you have one, you're gonna be okay,
twenty two minutes.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
I've had one, but I know.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
A pack of twenty is gonna rob us of almost
seven hours of your life. Yikes, yes, of your life.
And again, some of this can be reversed. If you
make good choices, then you're like given minutes, start.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Button, grow it out, and then you get it back.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
If you're a chronic warrior, you're just stressed all the
time and worrying, that can take off two point eight years.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
So if your personality is a worrier, yes, I get
that stress brain. I mean I'm not a worry I
think I'm neurotic, so I guess that would be a
version of worry. Yeah, I'm severely neurotic. Okay, so that's
like twenty years. Great, I'm dying tomorrow, all right.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Next, a cheeseburger eight minutes and eight seconds.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
What about the pleasure it gives you? Like with life
though A true I mean.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
They're not faction in the day, because I feel like
you get back a couple of.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Minutes Okay, so eight minutes per cheese burger.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Next pizza seven minutes and eight seconds.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Somebody grabbed the defibrillator. Eighty's going down pizza like a
ninja turtle.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Go ahead, now, this one is having an extra glass
of wine thirty minutes.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Wow, more than a cigarette.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Yeah, it seems odd.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Okay, what's the extra glass because you're piling it on.
You know, an hour of TV twenty two minutes. That's
if you're watching it sitting down. If you watch it
and move your body at the same time, you're good.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
If I watch our TV, I lose twenty minutes of
my life. I don't have for cigarette and I smoked one.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Guys, this one hit for me getting divorced two years
and four months.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
I would argue it's more than that.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Is it women or men? Because men maybe like add
ten years? Yeah, no, I subtract twenty to the person
you marry next.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
No, I think it's the stress of the process. But
then yeah, to your point, young ladies, Okay, sitting for
over three hours per day two years a line of cocaine,
I seen cocaine.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Neither, go ahead either.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Just got up.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
Six hours and thirty eight minutes Okay, if it's lace
and fentanyl, you're dead.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Yeah, I know, and you don't even know what it is.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I made a good point. I would think there is more.
That's why I don't do it.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Hey, some people, some people do say that Bobby that
used to do it, that they.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Felt like some people. Hi, go to the next one.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Okay, that I've seen on TV sleeping badly four years
and eight months.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Yeah, that's toostally terribly and give me one more. Having
a child one year and eight months. This is depressing.
It's weird, dying so fast.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
But I gave you the good news. Reversing poor habits
can turn back the clocks.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
The kid back in away.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Honey, is it gonna hurt?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
We need to get some years back.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Yeah, So there you go, Okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
I mean, there's a coach, and I want to talk
about the coach and his girlfriend model. Okay, so that's
what we're gonna talk about her. And so he used
to coach the Minnesota Vikings. The head coach. He's a
Cowboys defensive coordinator now, and his name is Mike Zimmer.
He's sixty eight years old. This is a picture of
Mike Zimmer sixty eight almost seventy, okay, and he got
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engaged to this model, Katrina miketon ow Old. Well, what
do you think about this couple? He's sixty eight and
then she I don't know, what would you guess her ages?
Speaker 3 (17:34):
I don't know thirty?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
How would you feel about that?
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Twenty eight?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
How woud you feel about that? If it was?
Speaker 4 (17:40):
I feel like when they're out, they're definitely gonna get
a lot of like, oh, you're with your daughter.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Oh that' heard?
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Yeah, Oh how's your dad?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Much walks your thoughts? He's sixty eight? How old do
you think she is? Do you know?
Speaker 6 (17:52):
I know how old she is? I mean, bravo to
that dude. I don't know how a seventy year old
can pull that, but hey, he did it.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
She likes money obviously. Well sometimes they claim they don't
even know.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
No, she's not claiming it.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
He's not claiming, And that's very ra common with a
seventy year old dude.
Speaker 6 (18:11):
And I mean, I'm happy for him, and she's gonna
get paid.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
If I were to compare to a celebrity, she looks
like I would say a Paris Hilton type. Yeah that's good,
but she is forty two. Oh, she's forty two. He's
almost seventy. Now, she does look a lot younger, But
how do.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
You feel about a filter on that?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Yeah, just generally she looks younger though. Okay, she's a model.
Takes care of something. She's four and two, which helps.
Oh so you think sixty eight and forty.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Two doesn't bother me as much?
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Do you feel the same way, lunchbox about the money?
Sixty eight forty two.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Yes, forty though she may have her own careering.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Come on, she's from she's a model, that's the thing.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
She models can make a lot of money, and she
could have it at that point. If you're in your
you know, mid to later twenties, you may still be
developing your career, but she could have one herself.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
She's in feet. You're on the cover of Maxim most
four hundred thousand followers on Instagram. Uh, he was previously married.
His wife, Vicky, passed away unexpectedly of natural causes in
two thousand and nine at the age of fifty. Oh,
that's terrible, and so yeah, that's that's what's up. That
that's her and that's him. How did they meet? I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Like, I want to hear that story.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Me too, because it could it could be the most natural,
normal way ever.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
But then she's what would that natural normal way be?
Just right?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Friend, friend, I want to Yeah, she's a model, she's hot,
and he's like cool.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
His friend said, I want you to meet my daughter model.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
He said, no, no, I'm saying it.
Speaker 5 (19:35):
Oh yeah, look and then maybe her friend said that
he's a coach coaches football.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Cool dude, that could have happened.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
He's a grandpa, Well, no one, No one's gonna say
that I got this grandfather.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
She's not twenty two.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Yes, there's the difference.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
So can you actually could be your grandmother of forty two? Mike?
Speaker 6 (19:49):
I mean, look at her sports brawld this guys, look
at this.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
That gives him a We gave him permission to go
and like search.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
For he checked that out. No, I'm good.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
No, like you're your I bet they do. Get is
at your daughter?
Speaker 4 (20:05):
My dad got it with his fourth wife.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Really, how was she? Yeah, it was just a funny
thing to say.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
If we were all together, it would be that maybe
she was the daughter and I was the granddaughter, and
I'm like, no, that's my dad.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Well, good luck to him.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Oh yeah, he's got the luck he got you.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
But I wonder how much money if you'll google, how
much money Mike Zimmer has made in his career because again,
he was the head coach of the Vikings, wasn't wildly successful,
got fired, but now the defensive coordinator.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
So it's probably still doing the Cowboys a lot. Yeah,
they're they're a great team, but are they winning.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
They're not a great team.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
They're a great brand brand. That's what I meant.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Yeah, but they don't pay more because they're a great brand.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Oh that's what the status though of his Cowboys coach.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
So this is give or take his current network around
fifteen million dollars.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Oh, I thought it'd be more than that.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
His salad he was it wasn't head coach for many
a bunch of year, but he's been. His salary is
four million right now. Apparently maybe it is true love.
Maybe it is true love. Yeah, okay, yeah, okay, you
know what we love love some coach recently Lunchbox to
hate her now and Amy is the one doesn't know do.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
You y' all know who I'm talking about of that
coach recently? No, I don't think it's Belichick, it's somebody.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Else, seventy with a young dah twenties.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Correct, But I'm talking specifically about her saying I had
no idea how much money.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's that's so stupid. That is the
owner of the Raiders. Now his son, who God bless him,
his hair is weird, got a big bowl cut. There's
no way. She's like twenty something, and she's like, I
know he was a billionaire. Yeah right, that's that's what
I'm talking about. Yeah, Davis is its name?
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Anybody that owns a professional sports team.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Maybe he did.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
I'm not gonna fight devil's advocate. That one lunchbox is
going to do his complaints about his mother in law.
I remember he said, how long they stay? For two
weeks and they're gone. Now they're gone.
Speaker 6 (21:59):
They came Sunday the like eighteenth, and they left January second.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
That's a long time.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
It's two weeks long, Yes, long time.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
To be up in the same house all the time.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
But did they come with the a we're going to
actually watch the kids and give you guys free time, Like,
was that the reason if they're coming to free you
or did you just feel tethered to them.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Oh, let me see what free time I got.
Speaker 6 (22:22):
Oh, the women went to the movies and saw Wicked
and the men stayed with the kids.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
So no, I didn't have any free time where I
got to go.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Do my thing.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
It was tether doom the whole time, going to date.
Speaker 6 (22:33):
Oh No, women went on a date to see Wicked,
but me and my wife we couldn't take kind of
go do something because she wanted to be with her family.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Here's his top four complaints about his mother in law's day.
Number four.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Number four, What day is Christmas? Guys? What's the date?
The twenty twenty fifth.
Speaker 6 (22:49):
Yeah, you want to what day we had Christmas dinner?
December twenty sixth.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Why.
Speaker 6 (22:54):
Yeah, because my brother in law wasn't coming till the
twenty sixth, and my mother in law was like, no,
we got to have Christmas dinner as a family, So
we need to wait for him to get here.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Excuse me, he.
Speaker 6 (23:05):
Chose to come on the twenty six Guess what that
means he misses Christmas dinner. If he wants to be
Christmas dinner, get here on the twenty fifth.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Okay, team lunchbox, your team mother in Miami.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Oh, this one's hard, but you are yeah yeahs.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Their family and you can do a second family yeah,
yea yeah. I'm team Lunchbox on this one.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
I am.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
This is hard for me because I understand wanting to
include the brother in law.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
You do a second one.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
It's your home. Yeah, but isn't it just a day now?
It's Christmas Day? Isn't it just a day?
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:37):
The day? Do you just cook a turkey on a
random Wednesday? No, we did it on Thursday.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
But why do it Thanksgiving? Why did I November? Seconds?
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Like she said though, to have the family together makes it,
But the whole.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Family was there and they were she was at his house.
You fifth, but then you do something else on the
twenty six? Okay, you know what, we'll go Lunchbox one.
Mother in law Zierro, go ahead, thank you.
Speaker 6 (23:57):
Next number three, Oh, apparently I've been doing laundry wrong
my whole life. Every load of laundry i'd go do
in the laundry room. She'd follow me in there and
be like, that's too much laundry in there. You want
to do about half of that because it won't all
get clean and you don't want to put that much soap,
because that's too much soap, and to wear your clothes.
I mean, it was like I couldn't do laundry in
(24:18):
my own house without having her. And she's like, can
I say an annoying mother in law thing is the
clothes don't get clean when you fill the drum the
whole way. Okay, enough, I'm just doing my laundry.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
The way I want to do it. I'm team mother
in law.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
I'm tem mother in law too, because I'm sure she
tried to help. He's exaggerating a bit. I'm sure there's
some hyperbole here. And also, would you not just let
her do the laundry then it's my clothes.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
She ain't washing my clothes.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
I wish you would, like that's the perfect then you
do it. That's annoying, that's annoying. But I felt like
it was coming from a good place. Yeah, and that
you're probably exaggerating.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
No, Like she was taking the sheets off the bed
and she was gonna wash them.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
I was like, here, I'll do it. She was like,
oh no, no, no, you won't. Oh my god, that sounds
She was like, because you'll make it in one load,
I'll do it in two right, didn't do it?
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Yeah her side, Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Next number two, parking. Let me tell you about parking.
Speaker 6 (25:13):
Guys. When I go to a parking lot, what do
I do? I burned the find the first spot, I park,
and I walk into the establishment. Oh, every time we
went somewhere, you're really gonna park this far away? There's
parker parking spots closer up? I bet you could find that's. Well,
that's paid parking over there. Well, I see one right
next to the paid parking that you could a part that. Oh, look,
(25:33):
see two spots over there was a spot closer to
the building.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
It's almost like you're already very annoyed with her and
anything she's doing. Now you're like super dialedent. It's just awful.
Speaker 6 (25:42):
Oh no, And so when we're walking back out of
the building, she's like, well, if we had to park
over here, we'd already be back at.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
The Car's kind of annoying, that's kind that's kind of annoying.
How much?
Speaker 3 (25:51):
But she's walked? Her is walking a problem? Okay? Okay,
he lies a lot. Factoring in, He's like.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
I mean, she has a cast on her foot right now, but.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
What's the big deal.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Okay, give me a number one, number one.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
This one's gonna blow your mind.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Guys.
Speaker 6 (26:08):
Ready, you know you have bedrooms in your house, you
have doorknobs on them.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
That's familiar. Uh.
Speaker 6 (26:12):
Then last day she was there, she was like, you
know what, She's been bothering me the whole time I'm here.
But I'm worried the kids are gonna lock themselves in
the bedroom and not be able to get out, So
we need to change all the doorknobs. So her and
my father in law went to home depot bought all
new doorknobs for all the doors in the house.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
And changed them. How do you feel about the look
of them?
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Though?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Before I follow up, I don't even know the difference. Good,
So you didn't you weren't married to the first look
of the doorknobs. No, they're just doorknobs.
Speaker 6 (26:36):
But I mean it was just like, are we seriously
my kids are six, four and three.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
If they were gonna lock each other in the door,
they know how to open the door.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Now, I guess it's annoying that she's so loving and
worried about your kids.
Speaker 6 (26:48):
Yeah, is it not crazy that she went and changed
every single doorknob in our house because she's worried the
kids we're gonna lock each other.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
And she did it after she checked with your wife.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Yes, somebody had to live.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Was painted on the outside of their color their bedroom door.
Speaker 6 (27:02):
I already turned it around where the lock was on
the outside so no.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
One could get locked in. That was it. It was
already done. But no, that is just not good enough.
We had to change.
Speaker 6 (27:12):
Every single doorknob in our house so a kid couldn't
get locked in the bedroom.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
A little odd, but from a very loving place, and
I think that has to supersede Eddie.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
Don't you think it comes bound from a place where
like I don't trust you, so I am going to
change all the doorknobs.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Okay, fine, but it can be annoying. But it's out
of love. It's out of love. It's not it's not
a I'm better than you, which it may feel like
to him she's saying I'm better than you. I know more.
I think it's just generally out of love.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
I mean, and it happens.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
I'm thirty three and got locked in my bedroom and
it was awful.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
So it's annoying, yes, but I hope that you understand
it must it's really nice to have somebody who cares
so much that it's annoying.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
No, it's great they care.
Speaker 6 (27:52):
But it's just like, really, we've never thought about the doorknobs.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
The doorknobs.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Really you have been like, I love these doorknobs, please
don't change them, and they changed them, then I would
be that sucks.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
But he acts like, you know, man of the house,
like why don't you just say no?
Speaker 6 (28:07):
Because here's the deal. Is it really worth fighting over
a stupid doorknob?
Speaker 2 (28:10):
But it's like you're a show on a national show
and scream about it and you know, shade your mother
in law.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Because I just thought it was strange.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
That's an investment to doorknobs are not cheap.
Speaker 6 (28:21):
Oh you think they wouldn't got expensive doorknobs, Well they
didn't and look exactly the same.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
They're gold little doorknobs.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
No, I'm saying, if they replaced every doorknob, that adds
up how many?
Speaker 3 (28:32):
I don't I couldn't even tell you how many.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
He doesn't know, he doesn't care. Okay, God bless you dud. Yeah,
so that was a week is a long time for
even your.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Best friend him though, because.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Usually she does come on to him.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Man, I don't even look at the answers.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
No, all right, we're done.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 6 (28:54):
Detroit couples sitting at home late at night, hanging out,
when all of a sudden, she's like.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
My water broke.
Speaker 6 (29:01):
Call nine one. So he gets on the phone with
nine one one. It's like, Hey, my wife is about
to have a baby. We don't have time to get
to the hospital. The contractions are one minute apart.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
What do I do? What do I do?
Speaker 6 (29:12):
I'm freaking out here. Lucky for him, Sidney was on
the other line. She was like, ere, let me go
through the manual. You're gonna get a towel. You're gonna
put your hands in this position. When the baby comes out,
you're gonna.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Wipe the fluid out of the mouth, and.
Speaker 6 (29:24):
I'm gonna teach you how to pat it on the
back and you'll have a healthy baby.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
And that's exactly what happened.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Why does she promised a healthy baby though?
Speaker 3 (29:31):
I mean she did promise, and she didn't. I don't
know what she promised.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
But she just gotta get on FaceTime too, right, that's
not just a call somehow you gotta get on FaceTime
so they can like see and help. That's a great story.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
So he delivered his own baby at his house.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
His life has changed forever many ways in many ways.
Great story. That's what it's all about.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
That was telling me something good.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Here's a voicemail from last night.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Hey, I have to I'm gonna have to set a
New York's solution. I'm slightly addicted to your show, and
I don't ever listen to music anymore. All I do
is since the Body Book show, well, getting ready, put
it in the car, put him on a walk. Now,
I don't know what songs are great. So I decided
my near's resolution is to only listen to you while
(30:11):
getting Ready. I will miss you, guys, but I'd like
to get back to my country music.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
That's a terrible resolution, and I curse. I cursed twenty
five for you. If that's the case, I curse you
right now. If you choose to do that, you can listen,
and then you can also go into the podcast and
here the things you didn't listen. Curse listener. Making a
note so I remember to do this when I may.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
You curse some coach.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
He hasn't once said Dabs. They have one national championship
since Big Time just on the show said it was
too cool to come on our show. So I haven't
liked Clemson to the people that support clemes in and
I still like people to support them, but I don't like
team anymore. Dabos Wwayne has been cursed.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
So your curses do work?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
They have worked. Yeah, absolutely, I give me the number.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
The next one, Ray, What happened to Joe when Joe
went on the Dolly parton diet Joline Joe Lane, Joe Lee.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Jolie dang.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
I wish I had that one.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
That's a good that's funny, or you could do. What
do you call Joe when he isn't walking straight? Joline Joline, Yeah,
he doesn't lie. I like that. Let's go to the
Morning Corny.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Go the Morning Corny.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
How do you deal with a fear of speed bumps?
Speaker 3 (31:19):
You slowly get over it? That's funny.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
That was the Morning Corny.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
And that is the end of the first half of
the podcast.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
That is the end of the first half of the podcast.
The the podcast.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
That is the end of the first tip of the podcast.
You can go to a podcast to, or you can
wait till a podcast to come out.
Good transmitting.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hey, welcome to Wednesday show Morning Studio.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Morning.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
So Amy told us yesterday her word of the year
is alignment. Yes, and that's why because you want.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Well alignment with me and mind, body, spirit like you
have a not generically, I.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Am at my core okay. And then also my pastor alignment.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Said something like she likes where she is now, but
she wants it to be straighter or something. You mean
my back, No, you're like your life.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
No, because in alignment with my core values like showing
up as my authentic self.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
We were all given the task of coming up with
our word of the year. Well, also got this voicemail
just goes with the topic here Morning Studio.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
So happy to be.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Starting another year with you, my favorite people.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
My best friend asked me what my word of the
year is for twenty.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Twenty five, and I thought that was such a cool
and insightful question.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
And I'm still working online, but I'd love to hear
what yours are.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
So what is everybody's word.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Of the year for twenty twenty five? So happy to
be with you guys, another year, another trip around the sun.
Keep doing what you're doing. We love you.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Such a great call. Thank you for sending that for
I guess you didn't email it. You called you, Raven.
Call us anytime eight seven, seven seventy seven, Bobby, that's
our number.
Speaker 6 (01:24):
Anytime. Your word of the year, lunchbox moving, Go ahead,
because you know me. I love a double meaning. So
I want to.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Be making moves like business inside joke from yesterday, guys,
if you didn't hear it, Amy's like, you guys know me.
You know I love double meaning. We're like, we know you,
but we didn't know that. Anyway, go ahead, lunch Yeah,
So making.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
Moves business wise, careers wise, trying to make money like deals,
get my hand in this pot, get my hand in
that pot.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
And then also they said pocket. I was like, that's
stealing it. Got it, got it.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
And then also just like like exercise, running, biking, just sing.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
You need one word movie, He's an exercise.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
I got it, and like, oh you know what I mean? Like,
don't like you do walking? Like if I take a
day off, no, I.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Work out three or four times. I know this. I
said much walk yesterday that I walked on off days
And he's like that's stupidest thing ever heard. But I
don't do it.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
As my main accident.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
But even if you.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Walk, I've been labeled a walker.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Don't let him get to your head.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
Yeah, Like, if if I'm not going to go run
that day, maybe I go for a walk.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I mean, I got moving. It always be moving.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Can I request of you you update us with what
your semi plans are for this movement because you've been
saying this for years and you never actually do anything. Yes,
business thing now you just signed a word to it.
It's kind of like moving. You say your goal out loud,
then you have to get to it. So let us
know and don't ask us for our money. No, no,
well sometimes I willy eddy of your word.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yesse mine's the opposite. Mine's slow.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Oh so I want to slow down and not just
like physically slow down because like you know, I still
need to move and whatever, but like I want to
talk slow, like you. We read these stories of people
sounding smarter when they talk slow. I want to and
maybe not on the radio because I'll get boring and
I do that, but in life I want to talk
a little slower. Maybe think about what I'm saying before you.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
But you don't have to talk about like.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
No, No, I know he didn't judge you because you've
never made a single move and you talk about her
for years and he didn't judge you. Yeah, man, But yes,
it's stupid. Both us are stupid, though, But I want
you to I want you to stay off each other,
Eddie go yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
So when I talk to people, I just want to talk,
but don't talk like freaking star trek guy. I asked
me a question, bones, Eddie, how's your day going? You
know it's pretty good far?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
It should be contemplating in an annoying way.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
That's what you just did, but doesn't sound smarter though,
if you're like my day pretty good so far?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Are you on audible reading? No? I don't like that.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I think you can talk slower if you feel like
at times people can't understand. I should talk slower at times,
but I get so excited or even out in front
of myself that I fly through words and I think
for me. But I don't talk short of sound smarter.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
I think it's thinking before you speak is wise.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
You're just pausing in between, like when he's saying he
counts fingers.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
What's what you're doing. You asked me how my day was?
I don't think that hard about that. He asked me
a real question, maybe, like let.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Me think about it.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I'll ask you a question, answer it, but slower than normal,
but normal? Okay, Amy, how's your day going?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
It's really good? Cool? Yeah, how's yours? These are too
fast anyway?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Eddie's just slow? Lunchboxes is moving? What you got? Well,
I'm doing. It's not really a word, d g AF.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
It's an acronym.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
That's what's an acronym. I'll say, let's do this. I'll say,
don't give a crap, but DJAF is the acronym. I.
I don't think in twenty years I've ever been late
to work? Have I ever ever been late? I think
I want to be late twice this year? Why because
I don't DJF?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I like, but like, what's that going to look like?
What's late? Is it late? According to you're late or
you're just I think it'll be fifteen minutes early instead
of thirty minutes earlier.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Exactly. I've gotten myself so tight, so tight that yeah,
I'm just I'm would so tight that everything has and
it has been for twenty years that I got to
not be. I think it's restricting my creativity just a bit.
So twice this year I'll be late. Oh I can't
(05:26):
even think about that. So your word could be loose
DJF because I don't care about anything. Is weird? This
is weird.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Don't say that.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
What your word of the year? Loose? I got a
friend you should meet? No, you don't.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I'm just saying mine is DJA.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yeah, because in just general, like I don't give a
crap about I'm still gonna, like be dedicated and disciplined,
but like, just generally, like I.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Don't give a crap clip phones. Only being late twice
a year, is that really DG.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I've not been late twenty years. What if you're like
ten twenty days. No, I've not been late once in
twenty years.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I know if you really don't give a car.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
If I'm l once this play, everybody would freak out
the freaking that I think I was dead, But now
we know that, Hey, who knows what's up with m DJF.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Hey, if you want to be DJAF, just take a
month off and don't tell us.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
That would be called dumb as.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
If that would be irresponsible and lose.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Job and get not get paid, and we'd still come
in or moving. I'll be moving, moving, moving and slow slow.
That's it. Let's go, We're here.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Thank you everybody for your words.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Sin by.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Anonymous sin Bar. There's a question to became.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Hello Bobby Bones. Over the break, I took my boyfriend
home to meet my family during Christmas. For the first time.
He got along great with the parents and the siblings.
But when I found game time, he got really mad.
He lost a board game. He can't handle losing. At times,
he let his frustration spill over into aspects of the
time with the family, so relatable at one point, even
(07:01):
stopped talking to me. Playing games is supposed to be fun.
Is it a red flag if my boyfriend can't handle
losing a board game and acts this way sign girlfriend
of a sore loser, it's not a red flag. If so,
I think my wife maybe checked out on me a
long time ago. My wife's younger sister who's an adult,
and one of the first times that we were ever
somewhere together the whole family, we played poockball. We'll get
(07:23):
a huge fight, huge fight because she's super competitive too.
She's like state champion basketball player, like we were going
to add it or they had to like chill us out,
and so had that been a red flag, my wife
wouldn't marry me. I can control my emotions a bit now,
but I'm very competitive, probably based in insecurity. So I've
got to always prove I'm not the worst. As long
(07:43):
as you know this is the situation, and you can
make him eighteen percent less because he's not gonna change.
You make him eighteen percent less in certain situations, that's
the victory. If that is not enough, then you got
to go. But that's all you're gonna get out of
them eighteen in certain situations, like if I'm like playing
(08:03):
a board game with a five year old, I don't
need to kill the kid.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Let them win.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
That's it. It's my eighteen percent.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
This is gross.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah, yeah, no, I don't want them. I don't let
them win. But I don't want to be like sucking.
But but I don't take it as seriously. I don't
need to. But I can pull mine back at times.
There are times if I'm playing like softball, whatever, I'm
into it. If he can pill back eighteen percent at times,
that's a win. If you can't handle that, you gotta
go because this is a character trait and flaw.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Yeah, I means you just don't want family game night
to constantly be ruined because he can't like keep it
in check.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I go home. We played every Christmas we do trivia,
Cale's whole family and they do I'll throw chair. It
gets like it's like I actually they.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Don't do Bible trivia and you're throwing chairs.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
That's that part's true. Yeah, well I know. Actually what
happened was I actually kicked the chair. Not a big deal, like.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Name the Fruit, Spirit Love Joy piece.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Problem with it was people were like buzzing in but
they were not beating me. So I made them get
phones and record the whole thing so we could go
back and look at it on review.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Why can't you just play it exactly? This doesn't sound fun.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
My wife wants to kill me when I do it,
But I'm like, I am who I am.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
But you already locked her in as a wife. So
that's true anywhere. Good luck.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
If you can get him to work on it just
a little bit and you can accept him for he
as you both have to meet in the middle, then good.
If you, like you're totally unhappy with how it is.
He's not going to change, that's all. That's it.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Close it up, pile of stories.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
So about half of us make New Year's resolutions every year,
and new research found that it takes sixty six days
to turn a resolution into a habit.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
So that's more than two months.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
I thought I was like ten days.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Sticking with it.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I know, I'm on the wall, be like, do it
for ten days? Now I have it?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Yeah, sixty six.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
I know I've heard twenty one days, but this is
new research, so yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Just I would think it would be something longer like
that though, honestly, yeah, because you can kind of white
knuckle through anything for ten days, you do it for
two months, like you're in. Like, I hate exercise. It's
the worst. It's absolute the word. I'd rather do ten
thousand other things, but I just do it. Knock becoun
I'm just trying.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
It's easy to habit now for you.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
And I hate it. It's bad habit habit. It is
really easy to be motivated. If you like motivation, I'm sorry,
but you probably sometimes get motivated. Really easy to be motivated.
It's really difficult to be disciplined. And there's a big
difference in motivation and discipline. I get motivated do crap
all the time, but I have my disciplines, which aren't
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always comfortable, but they are what allow me to be
more comfortable in life. If you can be disciplined, you
win life. It doesn't matter what it is. You're motivated. Eh,
easy come, easy go? What else?
Speaker 4 (10:37):
AI is now going to order groceries for you thanks
to Samsung's new food recognition technology.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
There's two different models that.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
We do out this year, and it can identify what
you're running low on in your fridge and then just
straight up order it for you.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
It's awesome. I like that. I won't have that forever.
We still have a TV on ours and I've seen
those for like fifteen years. Gets a little screen on it. Yeah,
we're not there, but that's cool.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
It is crazy to think that, Like they see your eggs,
maybe you have two left, so they go ahead and
place an order and egg show up or for.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Sure China watching?
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Who cares we get our eggs? Yeah? Very cool.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Post Malone shared his most played artist of twenty twenty four,
Like who he listened to the most?
Speaker 3 (11:17):
He's a carpenter an he guesses. Nope, I was looking
at mine.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Sorry, George Strait is one of them and Zach toop
those are his top two most listened to artists of
last year.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
We feel like he's going a little overboard now and
be an extra extra extra country because we know he has.
He's wildly talented and multi gires and like me, I
grew up on country music, but I'm not every day
And I'm not saying he may be on like he
may just be in that mood, but for me, like
I'm gonna be like, well, listen to the Fray this morning,
like from the two thousands, I listened to nineties hip
hop for sure, listen to some you know George, but
(11:48):
he's so in maybe he's Mike. You're a post Malone fan, Yeah,
as a longtime fan, I would like him kind of
go back to his rock star phase or at least
be like I also, like, give me some other cool
steps to listen to. And I'm not already like already
knows Zach top post alone, awesome guy, super sweet guy.
Spent three instances with them, and it was every time
really great. You see where you got that one with
twenty thousand dollars that tip? Oh yeah, so awesome a
(12:10):
single mom. Oh, he's awesome. I just wondered if he's
so dialed in he's only doing nothing but country right now,
which would mean there will probably be another country record
before there's anything else, or if he's like back to
being like hip hop Postlon.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
All right, I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's
pile of stories.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
It's time for the good news, Bobby.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Her name is Gillian. She's a dog named Gus, and
she put him in dog daycare because they had to
leave for a bit, and he scaled the fence at
seven foot tall, part labador, part like a great Dane.
So gone, and you leave your dog, don't dake care.
You're paying them to take care of your dog. That
which is crazy. Oh what a call to get we
lost your dog.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Oh God.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
So everybody in the community started searching for Gusts. Small town,
so people on social media started posting when they would
see like glimpses of Gusts, and they couldn't get Gus
to come to them, so they would post pictures. There
are all these pictures of them. Even a door dash
driver joined the mission, and so finally somebody got a
hold of him. Grabbed by his caller. He has some
minor injuries and an affection because he would not come in.
He stayed out. But I just think about getting that call,
(13:16):
Hey it's a dog the caare your dog is gone.
Oh my god, it'll be terrible.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
So how exactly does a great Dane in the lab
create I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
I just care.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Well, So there's a bird a b and there's a
Dane and there is a Labeah, it's pretty simple. Yeah,
it's like sha a gymnast that can happen.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Okay about a gold golden dude in that like a.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
I don't think these are so different. A lab and
a great gret name's big, but I mean Shack's big.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Children. Yeah I get it now, thank you.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Yeah. Anyway, the whole neighborhood shout out for saving that dog.
That's from w h O thirteen. That's what it's all about.
That was telling me something good. May what you got.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
So the Daily Mail had this whole article about how
many minutes, hours and days that bad habits are taking
off of our life.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
So back in the day, it was like if you
smoke one cigarette, it takes off. I don't know what
it used to be Is that on your list? Oh? Yeah,
what is it?
Speaker 4 (14:13):
A single cigarette? Twenty two minutes of your life?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Okay? Okay, so if you have one, you're gonna be okay,
twenty two minutes.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
I've had one, but I know.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
A pack of twenty is gonna rob us of almost
seven hours of your life. Yikes, yes, of your life.
And again, some of this can be reversed. If you
make good choices, then you're like given minutes, start.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Button, grow it out, and then you get it back.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
If you're a chronic warrior, you're just stressed all the
time and worrying, that can take off two point eight years.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
So if your personality is a worrier, yes, I get
that stress brain. I mean I'm not a worry I
think I'm neurotic, so I guess that would be a
version of worry. Yeah, I'm severely neurotic. Okay, so that's
like twenty years. Great, I'm dying tomorrow, all right.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Next, a cheeseburger eight minutes and eight seconds.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
What about the pleasure it gives you? Like with life
though A true I mean.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
They're not faction in the day, because I feel like
you get back a couple of.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Minutes Okay, so eight minutes per cheese burger.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Next pizza seven minutes and eight seconds.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Somebody grabbed the defibrillator. Eighty's going down pizza like a
ninja turtle.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Go ahead, now, this one is having an extra glass
of wine thirty minutes.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Wow, more than a cigarette.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Yeah, it seems odd.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Okay, what's the extra glass because you're piling it on.
You know, an hour of TV twenty two minutes. That's
if you're watching it sitting down. If you watch it
and move your body at the same time, you're good.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
If I watch our TV, I lose twenty minutes of
my life. I don't have for cigarette and I smoked one.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Guys, this one hit for me getting divorced two years
and four months.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
I would argue it's more than that.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Is it women or men? Because men maybe like add
ten years? Yeah, no, I subtract twenty to the person
you marry next.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
No, I think it's the stress of the process. But
then yeah, to your point, young ladies, Okay, sitting for
over three hours per day two years a line of cocaine,
I seen cocaine.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Neither, go ahead either.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Just got up.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
Six hours and thirty eight minutes Okay, if it's lace
and fentanyl, you're dead.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Yeah, I know, and you don't even know what it is.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I made a good point. I would think there is more.
That's why I don't do it.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Hey, some people, some people do say that Bobby that
used to do it, that they.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Felt like some people. Hi, go to the next one.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Okay, that I've seen on TV sleeping badly four years
and eight months.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Yeah, that's toostally terribly and give me one more. Having
a child one year and eight months. This is depressing.
It's weird, dying so fast.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
But I gave you the good news. Reversing poor habits
can turn back the clocks.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
The kid back in away.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Honey, is it gonna hurt?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
We need to get some years back.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Yeah, So there you go, Okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
I mean, there's a coach, and I want to talk
about the coach and his girlfriend model. Okay, so that's
what we're gonna talk about her. And so he used
to coach the Minnesota Vikings. The head coach. He's a
Cowboys defensive coordinator now, and his name is Mike Zimmer.
He's sixty eight years old. This is a picture of
Mike Zimmer sixty eight almost seventy, okay, and he got
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engaged to this model, Katrina miketon ow Old. Well, what
do you think about this couple? He's sixty eight and
then she I don't know, what would you guess her ages?
Speaker 3 (17:34):
I don't know thirty?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
How would you feel about that?
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Twenty eight?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
How woud you feel about that? If it was?
Speaker 4 (17:40):
I feel like when they're out, they're definitely gonna get
a lot of like, oh, you're with your daughter.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Oh that' heard?
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Yeah, Oh how's your dad?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Much walks your thoughts? He's sixty eight? How old do
you think she is? Do you know?
Speaker 6 (17:52):
I know how old she is? I mean, bravo to
that dude. I don't know how a seventy year old
can pull that, but hey, he did it.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
She likes money obviously. Well sometimes they claim they don't
even know.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
No, she's not claiming it.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
He's not claiming, And that's very ra common with a
seventy year old dude.
Speaker 6 (18:11):
And I mean, I'm happy for him, and she's gonna
get paid.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
If I were to compare to a celebrity, she looks
like I would say a Paris Hilton type. Yeah that's good,
but she is forty two. Oh, she's forty two. He's
almost seventy. Now, she does look a lot younger, But
how do.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
You feel about a filter on that?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Yeah, just generally she looks younger though. Okay, she's a model.
Takes care of something. She's four and two, which helps.
Oh so you think sixty eight and forty.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Two doesn't bother me as much?
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Do you feel the same way, lunchbox about the money?
Sixty eight forty two.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Yes, forty though she may have her own careering.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Come on, she's from she's a model, that's the thing.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
She models can make a lot of money, and she
could have it at that point. If you're in your
you know, mid to later twenties, you may still be
developing your career, but she could have one herself.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
She's in feet. You're on the cover of Maxim most
four hundred thousand followers on Instagram. Uh, he was previously married.
His wife, Vicky, passed away unexpectedly of natural causes in
two thousand and nine at the age of fifty. Oh,
that's terrible, and so yeah, that's that's what's up. That
that's her and that's him. How did they meet? I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Like, I want to hear that story.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Me too, because it could it could be the most natural,
normal way ever.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
But then she's what would that natural normal way be?
Just right?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Friend, friend, I want to Yeah, she's a model, she's hot,
and he's like cool.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
His friend said, I want you to meet my daughter model.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
He said, no, no, I'm saying it.
Speaker 5 (19:35):
Oh yeah, look and then maybe her friend said that
he's a coach coaches football.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Cool dude, that could have happened.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
He's a grandpa, Well, no one, No one's gonna say
that I got this grandfather.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
She's not twenty two.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Yes, there's the difference.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
So can you actually could be your grandmother of forty two? Mike?
Speaker 6 (19:49):
I mean, look at her sports brawld this guys, look
at this.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
That gives him a We gave him permission to go
and like search.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
For he checked that out. No, I'm good.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
No, like you're your I bet they do. Get is
at your daughter?
Speaker 4 (20:05):
My dad got it with his fourth wife.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Really, how was she? Yeah, it was just a funny
thing to say.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
If we were all together, it would be that maybe
she was the daughter and I was the granddaughter, and
I'm like, no, that's my dad.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Well, good luck to him.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Oh yeah, he's got the luck he got you.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
But I wonder how much money if you'll google, how
much money Mike Zimmer has made in his career because again,
he was the head coach of the Vikings, wasn't wildly successful,
got fired, but now the defensive coordinator.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
So it's probably still doing the Cowboys a lot. Yeah,
they're they're a great team, but are they winning.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
They're not a great team.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
They're a great brand brand. That's what I meant.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Yeah, but they don't pay more because they're a great brand.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Oh that's what the status though of his Cowboys coach.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
So this is give or take his current network around
fifteen million dollars.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Oh, I thought it'd be more than that.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
His salad he was it wasn't head coach for many
a bunch of year, but he's been. His salary is
four million right now. Apparently maybe it is true love.
Maybe it is true love. Yeah, okay, yeah, okay, you
know what we love love some coach recently Lunchbox to
hate her now and Amy is the one doesn't know do.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
You y' all know who I'm talking about of that
coach recently? No, I don't think it's Belichick, it's somebody.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Else, seventy with a young dah twenties.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Correct, But I'm talking specifically about her saying I had
no idea how much money.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's that's so stupid. That is the
owner of the Raiders. Now his son, who God bless him,
his hair is weird, got a big bowl cut. There's
no way. She's like twenty something, and she's like, I
know he was a billionaire. Yeah right, that's that's what
I'm talking about. Yeah, Davis is its name?
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Anybody that owns a professional sports team.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Maybe he did.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
I'm not gonna fight devil's advocate. That one lunchbox is
going to do his complaints about his mother in law.
I remember he said, how long they stay? For two
weeks and they're gone. Now they're gone.
Speaker 6 (21:59):
They came Sunday the like eighteenth, and they left January second.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
That's a long time.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
It's two weeks long, Yes, long time.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
To be up in the same house all the time.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
But did they come with the a we're going to
actually watch the kids and give you guys free time, Like,
was that the reason if they're coming to free you
or did you just feel tethered to them.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Oh, let me see what free time I got.
Speaker 6 (22:22):
Oh, the women went to the movies and saw Wicked
and the men stayed with the kids.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
So no, I didn't have any free time where I
got to go.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Do my thing.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
It was tether doom the whole time, going to date.
Speaker 6 (22:33):
Oh No, women went on a date to see Wicked,
but me and my wife we couldn't take kind of
go do something because she wanted to be with her family.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Here's his top four complaints about his mother in law's day.
Number four.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Number four, What day is Christmas? Guys? What's the date?
The twenty twenty fifth.
Speaker 6 (22:49):
Yeah, you want to what day we had Christmas dinner?
December twenty sixth.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Why.
Speaker 6 (22:54):
Yeah, because my brother in law wasn't coming till the
twenty sixth, and my mother in law was like, no,
we got to have Christmas dinner as a family, So
we need to wait for him to get here.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Excuse me, he.
Speaker 6 (23:05):
Chose to come on the twenty six Guess what that
means he misses Christmas dinner. If he wants to be
Christmas dinner, get here on the twenty fifth.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Okay, team lunchbox, your team mother in Miami.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Oh, this one's hard, but you are yeah yeahs.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Their family and you can do a second family yeah,
yea yeah. I'm team Lunchbox on this one.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
I am.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
This is hard for me because I understand wanting to
include the brother in law.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
You do a second one.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
It's your home. Yeah, but isn't it just a day now?
It's Christmas Day? Isn't it just a day?
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:37):
The day? Do you just cook a turkey on a
random Wednesday? No, we did it on Thursday.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
But why do it Thanksgiving? Why did I November? Seconds?
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Like she said though, to have the family together makes it,
But the whole.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Family was there and they were she was at his house.
You fifth, but then you do something else on the
twenty six? Okay, you know what, we'll go Lunchbox one.
Mother in law Zierro, go ahead, thank you.
Speaker 6 (23:57):
Next number three, Oh, apparently I've been doing laundry wrong
my whole life. Every load of laundry i'd go do
in the laundry room. She'd follow me in there and
be like, that's too much laundry in there. You want
to do about half of that because it won't all
get clean and you don't want to put that much soap,
because that's too much soap, and to wear your clothes.
I mean, it was like I couldn't do laundry in
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my own house without having her. And she's like, can
I say an annoying mother in law thing is the
clothes don't get clean when you fill the drum the
whole way. Okay, enough, I'm just doing my laundry.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
The way I want to do it. I'm team mother
in law.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
I'm tem mother in law too, because I'm sure she
tried to help. He's exaggerating a bit. I'm sure there's
some hyperbole here. And also, would you not just let
her do the laundry then it's my clothes.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
She ain't washing my clothes.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
I wish you would, like that's the perfect then you
do it. That's annoying, that's annoying. But I felt like
it was coming from a good place. Yeah, and that
you're probably exaggerating.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
No, Like she was taking the sheets off the bed
and she was gonna wash them.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
I was like, here, I'll do it. She was like,
oh no, no, no, you won't. Oh my god, that sounds
She was like, because you'll make it in one load,
I'll do it in two right, didn't do it?
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Yeah her side, Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Next number two, parking. Let me tell you about parking.
Speaker 6 (25:13):
Guys. When I go to a parking lot, what do
I do? I burned the find the first spot, I park,
and I walk into the establishment. Oh, every time we
went somewhere, you're really gonna park this far away? There's
parker parking spots closer up? I bet you could find that's. Well,
that's paid parking over there. Well, I see one right
next to the paid parking that you could a part that. Oh, look,
(25:33):
see two spots over there was a spot closer to
the building.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
It's almost like you're already very annoyed with her and
anything she's doing. Now you're like super dialedent. It's just awful.
Speaker 6 (25:42):
Oh no, And so when we're walking back out of
the building, she's like, well, if we had to park
over here, we'd already be back at.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
The Car's kind of annoying, that's kind that's kind of annoying.
How much?
Speaker 3 (25:51):
But she's walked? Her is walking a problem? Okay? Okay,
he lies a lot. Factoring in, He's like.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
I mean, she has a cast on her foot right now, but.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
What's the big deal.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Okay, give me a number one, number one.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
This one's gonna blow your mind.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Guys.
Speaker 6 (26:08):
Ready, you know you have bedrooms in your house, you
have doorknobs on them.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
That's familiar. Uh.
Speaker 6 (26:12):
Then last day she was there, she was like, you
know what, She's been bothering me the whole time I'm here.
But I'm worried the kids are gonna lock themselves in
the bedroom and not be able to get out, So
we need to change all the doorknobs. So her and
my father in law went to home depot bought all
new doorknobs for all the doors in the house.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
And changed them. How do you feel about the look
of them?
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Though?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Before I follow up, I don't even know the difference. Good,
So you didn't you weren't married to the first look
of the doorknobs. No, they're just doorknobs.
Speaker 6 (26:36):
But I mean it was just like, are we seriously
my kids are six, four and three.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
If they were gonna lock each other in the door,
they know how to open the door.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Now, I guess it's annoying that she's so loving and
worried about your kids.
Speaker 6 (26:48):
Yeah, is it not crazy that she went and changed
every single doorknob in our house because she's worried the
kids we're gonna lock each other.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
And she did it after she checked with your wife.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Yes, somebody had to live.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Was painted on the outside of their color their bedroom door.
Speaker 6 (27:02):
I already turned it around where the lock was on
the outside so no.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
One could get locked in. That was it. It was
already done. But no, that is just not good enough.
We had to change.
Speaker 6 (27:12):
Every single doorknob in our house so a kid couldn't
get locked in the bedroom.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
A little odd, but from a very loving place, and
I think that has to supersede Eddie.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
Don't you think it comes bound from a place where
like I don't trust you, so I am going to
change all the doorknobs.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Okay, fine, but it can be annoying. But it's out
of love. It's out of love. It's not it's not
a I'm better than you, which it may feel like
to him she's saying I'm better than you. I know more.
I think it's just generally out of love.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
I mean, and it happens.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
I'm thirty three and got locked in my bedroom and
it was awful.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
So it's annoying, yes, but I hope that you understand
it must it's really nice to have somebody who cares
so much that it's annoying.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
No, it's great they care.
Speaker 6 (27:52):
But it's just like, really, we've never thought about the doorknobs.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
The doorknobs.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Really you have been like, I love these doorknobs, please
don't change them, and they changed them, then I would
be that sucks.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
But he acts like, you know, man of the house,
like why don't you just say no?
Speaker 6 (28:07):
Because here's the deal. Is it really worth fighting over
a stupid doorknob?
Speaker 2 (28:10):
But it's like you're a show on a national show
and scream about it and you know, shade your mother
in law.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Because I just thought it was strange.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
That's an investment to doorknobs are not cheap.
Speaker 6 (28:21):
Oh you think they wouldn't got expensive doorknobs, Well they
didn't and look exactly the same.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
They're gold little doorknobs.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
No, I'm saying, if they replaced every doorknob, that adds
up how many?
Speaker 3 (28:32):
I don't I couldn't even tell you how many.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
He doesn't know, he doesn't care. Okay, God bless you dud. Yeah,
so that was a week is a long time for
even your.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Best friend him though, because.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Usually she does come on to him.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Man, I don't even look at the answers.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
No, all right, we're done.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 6 (28:54):
Detroit couples sitting at home late at night, hanging out,
when all of a sudden, she's like.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
My water broke.
Speaker 6 (29:01):
Call nine one. So he gets on the phone with
nine one one. It's like, Hey, my wife is about
to have a baby. We don't have time to get
to the hospital. The contractions are one minute apart.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
What do I do? What do I do?
Speaker 6 (29:12):
I'm freaking out here. Lucky for him, Sidney was on
the other line. She was like, ere, let me go
through the manual. You're gonna get a towel. You're gonna
put your hands in this position. When the baby comes out,
you're gonna.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Wipe the fluid out of the mouth, and.
Speaker 6 (29:24):
I'm gonna teach you how to pat it on the
back and you'll have a healthy baby.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
And that's exactly what happened.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Why does she promised a healthy baby though?
Speaker 3 (29:31):
I mean she did promise, and she didn't. I don't
know what she promised.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
But she just gotta get on FaceTime too, right, that's
not just a call somehow you gotta get on FaceTime
so they can like see and help. That's a great story.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
So he delivered his own baby at his house.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
His life has changed forever many ways in many ways.
Great story. That's what it's all about.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
That was telling me something good.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Here's a voicemail from last night.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Hey, I have to I'm gonna have to set a
New York's solution. I'm slightly addicted to your show, and
I don't ever listen to music anymore. All I do
is since the Body Book show, well, getting ready, put
it in the car, put him on a walk. Now,
I don't know what songs are great. So I decided
my near's resolution is to only listen to you while
(30:11):
getting Ready. I will miss you, guys, but I'd like
to get back to my country music.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
That's a terrible resolution, and I curse. I cursed twenty
five for you. If that's the case, I curse you
right now. If you choose to do that, you can listen,
and then you can also go into the podcast and
here the things you didn't listen. Curse listener. Making a
note so I remember to do this when I may.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
You curse some coach.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
He hasn't once said Dabs. They have one national championship
since Big Time just on the show said it was
too cool to come on our show. So I haven't
liked Clemson to the people that support clemes in and
I still like people to support them, but I don't like
team anymore. Dabos Wwayne has been cursed.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
So your curses do work?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
They have worked. Yeah, absolutely, I give me the number.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
The next one, Ray, What happened to Joe when Joe
went on the Dolly parton diet Joline Joe Lane, Joe Lee.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Jolie dang.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
I wish I had that one.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
That's a good that's funny, or you could do. What
do you call Joe when he isn't walking straight? Joline Joline, Yeah,
he doesn't lie. I like that. Let's go to the
Morning Corny.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Go the Morning Corny.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
How do you deal with a fear of speed bumps?
Speaker 3 (31:19):
You slowly get over it? That's funny.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
That was the Morning Corny.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
And that is the end of the first half of
the podcast.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
That is the end of the first half of the podcast.
The the podcast.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
That is the end of the first tip of the podcast.
You can go to a podcast to, or you can
wait till a podcast to come out.
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