TUES PT 3: Bobby Has A Horrifying Bodily Function + Lunchbox Lost Us Tons of Money

We get a stock update from Lunchbox who may have cost Bobby and Amy money. Bobby shares why he won’t be able to watch his comedy special next week. A caller thinks Eddie is the new Captain of Cringe. Bobby shares what TikTok claims is a horrifying bodily function that he can actually do. We all try to do it. We get into a big discussion of those crazy gas station pills and Bobby makes an offer to the guys.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host,
Bobby Bones. All right, let's go through some voicemails.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Number one, Hey, morning studio, I am calling in for
a stock up date. Navidia had the biggest single day
drop of the stock ever, So I wonder where that
leaves you, guys with your Navidia love the show in
the history of stocks.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
It was the biggest stock drop ever because they developed
away for five million dollars too. Because what Navidia is,
I'm sure you know this lunchbox we explained what Nvidia is.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah, it's a company. This is a I think I think.
I think my Mike went out. Sorry, I was pulling
up the video to check it.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Out, and you Mike never went at it something you
don't know he I think he doesn't.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Really, No, no, I will, I got it right here.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Now what do you no? No, no, but what do you
what do you think it is? It does?

Speaker 3 (00:53):
It's like an AI company? Okay, they do. They had
some software there was like but bo like cramp crop
of the crop, boom.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Crop of the crop. So I developed chips. They're going
to like chat GPT. They it is AI and it
costs a ton of money. This Chinese business was able
to do it for like five million bucks instead of
for like the hundreds of millions, and so it lost
like seventeen percent, like massively. The market itself had a

(01:23):
bad day because of this. So yeah, I took a hit.
I'm not sure how it's doing today. Oh it's up today, man,
but yeah, but it was way down yesterday.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
But we're up three dollars and thirty six cents today,
thirty three thirty nine actually now three forty.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Two by what we have in that's not that's not
anything at all, No, no, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Yeah, that's per share man, we are I mean total
over the course of our in the video, we were
up nine hundred and seventy five dollars right now.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Okay, pretty good. So we're still up a ton from
from the beginning, Yeah, from the beginning. How much it
bombed out yesterday, Let's not.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Talk about that like that's quite the crash.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Massive. So overall we're at how much.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Total nine hundred and seventy five dollars on the video,
nine hundred and eighty six. It just went up big, sure,
and you're sure that's accurate? Yeah, total return nine plus
nine eighty six. We're up twenty three percent since we
bought it.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
And then what do we put in it all together?

Speaker 3 (02:18):
And my guys, my analysts, they still say we should
buy ninety one percent.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Well now, yeah, because it's crashed out. So yeah, that's
when you buy when it crashes out. Now, I don't
wan to buy more with you because I'm ready to
have my money back. How much do we put in
total to the video? Yeah, it's a.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Good question, man. Uh well, we put in four thousand,
three hundred.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Dollars, so that means the total worth is and fifty
five dollars. We're holding on.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
We're doing pretty good. I think we should buy some more.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
We're holding on. When do we get to get our
money though?

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Well, I don't know. We said when he got up
to ten thousand, you said that week, Amy, and then
what we said.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
We never said. We never said up to ten thousand,
saying now we're.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Up one thousand. Oh no, no, no, Noine.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
This is gonna be the deal where he does every
since says it all. Okay, here we go, number two voice,
my number two gud.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
I'm so excited, Bobby. I just booked my tickets for
your show. In Atlanta on the fourth of February. I've
been trying for years to see y'all and it's never
worked out. But I finally am able to see y'all
in Atlanta, and I could not be more excited. Thank
you for all y'all do. Thank you for all inspirations
and the positivity. And I'll try not to be annoying

(03:34):
in the crowd. I'll do my best.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Thank you. We're looking forward to that where next Tuesday night,
Eddie and I his broken arm and all and Matt
Stell We're going to play a show in Atlanta. Charity
show Wednesday night at Mobile Alabama. That one sold out,
they said for a while yesterday Atlanta was sold out,
but then they were like, well, open some standing room.
I don't know. I think maybe I don't know how.

(03:59):
I thought they'd opened it all up at the beginning,
so I'm not sure what it is. I'm confused. But
if you'd like to come, go to Bobbybones dot com. Mike,
will you say if there are any like standing room
tickets available? Just see if there's anything up there. The
weird part for me is I didn't have any say
in this, but that same night is my comedy special.
So I don't even get to watch it because we're

(04:19):
gonna be doing a show, you know what I mean. Yeah,
I didn't get to pick the night.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Yeah, so what are you gonna do about that?

Speaker 1 (04:27):
I'm just gonna play the special on TV and not
go play the show be like you want to say, now,
I don't know. Uh so, okay, let's see main floor
sold out. We go down a little bit. My main floor,
main floor reserve, main floor half reserve sold out. So
there's one section at the very top. It looks like
not of the thing on the web page standing room only.

(04:49):
No matter where you hang in Mad Life, you'll enjoy
a great view of our stage as well as Sonic Nirvana.
Even if you're standing, you can get those tickets. There
are some of those up now on ninety four poin
nine the Bulls page. It's us Eddie and I, the
Reaging Idiots and Matt Still. So we'd love you to come.
We're not keeping the money. Once I said it was
a free show, and thank god Amy caught me. Yeah,
I would like, it's a free show. And then he

(05:10):
was like no, no, no, you raise money for charity. I
was like, oh yeah, free is in. We're doing it
for free.

Speaker 6 (05:15):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Oh yeah, looking forward to that. But if you're not
coming to that show, CMT nine eighth Central will be
the my comedically inspirational special Number three.

Speaker 7 (05:26):
Please Lunchboss, lunch Boss, lunchbox.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
You say you're a manly man, but you won't even
wear a briceless It's four year old child made for
you out of love. I want my.

Speaker 8 (05:36):
Daughters think little bricelet for eleven years till.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Last week when it fell apart.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
So one, if he wants rainbow cleet.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
It ain't about your amig, It's about his lunchbox.

Speaker 7 (05:45):
Thank of your child before you're thinking your show.

Speaker 8 (05:47):
That's what the whole point is.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Response.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
No, I am thinking about my image because I am
a public personality in the spotlight, and if people are
seeing me wear a what is it pearl amy pearl
pink and peach peach bracelet, they're gonna look at me different.
And I have to protect his image. If people see
him wearing rainbow cleats, they're gonna start wondering like why
is he wearing rainbow cleats? And so yes, I am

(06:12):
thinking about his image.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
Who care he's wondering?

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Oh my god. Okay, next out and before Holy crap.

Speaker 9 (06:18):
I don't normally call and like leave messages for whatever.
But y'all gave a Lunchbox credit for being like the
captain of Cringe. But honestly, I think Eddie's taken that
over with how cool he thinks he was and being
a trend setter. There is zero percent chance there is
validity to any of that. I want some of that confidence,

(06:39):
so I'm jealous of that. But he's out of his mind.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Yeah, I can agree with that. Eddie was like I
was a trendsetter in school. I was cool. But usually
that doesn't quite fit, doesn't fall off.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
Huh meaning, but he does just kind of like hipster
cool at times?

Speaker 1 (06:57):
No, not really. When does he dress?

Speaker 4 (07:00):
What do you wears? Like his cute little hat?

Speaker 1 (07:02):
He wears a hat?

Speaker 4 (07:03):
Yes, when y'all perform on stage like Eddie.

Speaker 6 (07:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
So Eddie's getting sicker as the show goes, his throat
turning him souchbox, got me sick? Yeah, is not here too,
And Morgan, I can hear her coughing.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
She's had that for twelve years.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
She's not level show for twelve years.

Speaker 6 (07:23):
Trendsetter.

Speaker 10 (07:24):
Absolutely, Yes, That's what I was Hawaiian shirts, dude, like
I brought those back when I when I start wearing
Hawaiian shirts, the whole school.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Were hawaich And he made a great point. You lived
on the beach near the beach, right at the water.

Speaker 6 (07:34):
Yeah, and no one thought I'm wearing Hi until I.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Nobody thought of wearing okay, uh not Hayden, but a
little bit.

Speaker 6 (07:40):
She's jealous though, I like that.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
No, she's jealous. Do you have this irrational confidence?

Speaker 6 (07:44):
That confidence?

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Dude, James from Virginia is the next one?

Speaker 7 (07:47):
Go ahead money Bobby Money Studio. Morgan didn't give us
an update after a super Scuba Steve opened that Cana
jam for her was the jam many goods still loved
to buy both family. You're on the morning by Morgan.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
How was that jam?

Speaker 8 (08:04):
The jam was delicious. I had it with some eggs
and bread and it was so tasty, so homemade.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Any embarrassment lunchbox. You couldn't open the jar and Scuba
Steeve opened it right after you.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
No, because I probably loosened it and then I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
He said, you can't loosen it. That was the one
role beforehand. You can't claim loosening.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Okay, Well, and I didn't know I was allowed to
bang it on the ground. The banging on the ground
was what got it. It was anything.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
You don't think he's stronger than you with his grip.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
No, I think it was all about the banging on
the ground because he tried it without banging it on
the ground and he didn't.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Get it, and then used his brain to bang, which
we often do. Yes, we use the brain's a bang. Yeah,
but he did use his brain. But I always get
yelled at if I hit the table, So that's not
the table. He didn't hit the table.

Speaker 6 (08:45):
I was not.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Sitting over there where that was. I'm at a table.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
There were no rules saying you couldn't get up.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Well, I didn't know. I didn't have a mic over there.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Okay, Scuba is the king because he did open the
jam and Morgan liked the jam or one more.

Speaker 9 (09:00):
Go ahead, Hi, Bobby, Me and my mom listen to
your show every morning in the car on the way
to school a lot.

Speaker 11 (09:09):
We really liked all.

Speaker 8 (09:10):
The advice you give and how grateful we are that
to have you have a great day.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Thank you very much. You guys can leave us voicemail,
ask for advice, whatever you want, just call eight seven
seven seventy seven, Bobby. Heck, you can call right. Do
our lines still feed into the other studio after we
get off the air or they shut down or what happens.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
No, it goes to voicemail.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Now it goes to automatically voicemail line because it's eleven
our time. We're recording this part after the show, so
it can't ring through it all.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
No, it doesn't show any on mine.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Well leave us a voicemail eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby.
So I'm seeing on TikTok this trend. I can do it,
and it's crazy. They call it a horrifying bodily function
and most people don't realize they can do it. One,
it's not horrifying. Two I'm pretty good at it. Gleeking.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
Oh I gleek but by accident.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Oh I can gleek just straight out.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
You can gleek on demand.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
I want to do to my dogs all time. I like,
right in their face all time. So gleeking is where
you take your tongue and your mouth has to be
wet and you hit the bottom of your tongue against
the top of your mouth and then it's like venom
that spits out between your teeth. That's all driving you

(10:28):
want to do it strongly? Can you?

Speaker 7 (10:32):
Guys?

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Gleek is like no, I was never able to do
you see it?

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (10:38):
Well, I can'tnkler doing it like I know, but I
know to be gleaked on.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Most estimate that about a third of the population may
only gleek accidentally. It's like one in ten only has
the ability to gleek on command? Am I that special?

Speaker 4 (11:01):
Well? I mean, how to.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Gleek on command? Okay? Ready, Amy, do it? Yawn a
couple of times to stimulate saliva. Get a couple of
yawns in there. Good? Do you have any Do you
have any water over there? I have put something in
your mouth to moisturize your mouth stimulated? Yeah, put put
something drinking?

Speaker 6 (11:23):
Have it?

Speaker 4 (11:23):
I'm good?

Speaker 1 (11:24):
You never good? You never picked anything up to drinks?

Speaker 4 (11:26):
I don't have any water?

Speaker 1 (11:27):
But what's that right next to you? Clear, take a
little drink. He's a cold but I already have longer
your lips together and take a deep breath. Do your nose,
flex your tongue and extend it against the RUTHI your
mouth mouth like hitting it. Yeah, I hit it. I'm
doing No, I'm not gleaking. I can't gleek. No, okay,

(11:52):
Daily Mail, Can you do your tongue like a clover?

Speaker 4 (11:55):
I can do it like this.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yeah, I can do that.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
That's not everybody can do that though. And I can
do this that.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
You use your fingers to spread your fingers. I'm asking
if you can clover your tongue. No, clover only the one.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
I can only do what is this one called?

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Uh yeah, soft soft taco show.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
I can only do that. I can't do that.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Eddie, get a zoom in here. Yeah, let's see if
I can still get the skills yet to clover it up? Ready, Okay,
here we go, maybe out of focus. Okay, now we're
talking ready, uh huh hm hm oh yeah I can

(12:40):
clover that sucker up? I can I you flip it? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (12:48):
I can only go one direction though I cannot go
the other way. That's so weird. I can go this day.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Can you guys do your tongues and clover clover? No, Morgan,
you can't see. Can you do me on? Morgan?

Speaker 6 (12:59):
Plase?

Speaker 8 (12:59):
I think I'm doing It's.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Hold on, let's get a look in here.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
It's ay right, I don't know it's what I think
it's hereditary.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
That look at that camera right there, Morgan, that when
I was there and go almost almost you almost got
it right? That was not it right? No, it was close.
It looks like you're trying.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
It feels like it's there in my mouth.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Can you do No, I'm just yawning. Can you do this?
Hold on?

Speaker 4 (13:30):
What are you doing? It feels are you gonna flip your.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Gross gross like this? Yeah? I put my eyelids and
clover my tongue and blake all the same time. I
was a cold skins school except it really wasn't, but
it was. Can you guys flip your eyelids?

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:50):
No, this was currency back in like eighth grade.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
I didn't never know'thing. He's ripping his off. Let's see
open your eyes. You have to open your eyes for
them to No, you have to open your I don't
feel like you're over it.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
Did I don't know what you'll show you.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Let's watch this so mine or uh and I can like,
are you and me or him?

Speaker 4 (14:16):
Both of y'all? Yes, he's doing it ill ill, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
We're cool.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
The teachers used to say, if you hit on the
back when you had that up, they would stay that
way and people would be scared.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Yeah, they say to eat gum too and come out
for seven years. That's not true. True, not true. Okay,
years ago, baking it's cool again.

Speaker 7 (14:37):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Champagne sales have continued to slide worldwide. Apparently people haven't
been in the mood to celebrate. Why would you drink
champagne over wine, Let's say not not occasion.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
I would say champagne goes with celebration, Like anytime you're
doing a toast for whatever reason, that is kind of
what you associate with celebration. Pop bottled, I.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Guess taste wise you and just drink champagne at home.

Speaker 5 (15:01):
I like you.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
I like champagne, but I don't know that it falls
into the category. I mean, some people, I know, that's
what they drink all the time. They love it. But
for me, I have it on special occasions or like
with orange juice as a mimosa, Like either I'm drinking
of amosa and there's no celebration, or you're popping a
bottle because it's there's something to celebrate.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
What's the difference in what they do to your body.
Does want to make you drunk faster? Does one? Champagne
is bubble so does that make you like more bloated?

Speaker 4 (15:26):
I mean the carbonation may do that to people. Yes,
it may not sit well with some people. I feel
like sometimes if you're not drinking good champagne, you might
end up with a really big headache. But don't ask
me what.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
What about wine?

Speaker 5 (15:38):
Good?

Speaker 1 (15:38):
The same thing? If you drink bad wine, do you
get a bad headache or is it person I.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
Think it's just in most alcohols.

Speaker 8 (15:44):
So the.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
I don't want to put a dollar amount on it,
because I mean there is some cheaper stuff, but I
guess like the poorer quality of alcohol the worst you're
gonna feel.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Morgan, you're champagne versus wine relationship.

Speaker 8 (15:59):
Champagne to me makes me feel full faster because of
the bubbles. So wine to me goes with dinners better
because I can eat and drink the same time. Champagne
if I'm having that, like when it's a mimosa, you
have half and half typically, so it doesn't make you
full quite as quickly, but like a full on glass
of champagne is going to make you.

Speaker 11 (16:20):
Yeah, what what's that?

Speaker 4 (16:21):
It's a sparkling white. It's like champagne, but it's a wine.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
In a box. No, they have box.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
They may have box, but Prosecco's mostly in a bottle.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
What's the most expensive champagne you ever had? Do you know?
Is there? Oh?

Speaker 4 (16:37):
I don't know? What is that? Dom?

Speaker 5 (16:39):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (16:39):
I did get everybody botles of dom stuff? But is
that champagne?

Speaker 4 (16:44):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Got it. What's the most expensive wine you've ever had?

Speaker 4 (16:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Do you know?

Speaker 4 (16:49):
I know that I've had like a camus.

Speaker 8 (16:53):
Well, accidentally, one of my exes had decided to get
at when I was buying him a birthday dinner. He
bought like a per glass seventy five dollars wine.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Wow, And I didn't know that.

Speaker 8 (17:05):
He didn't know that at the time, and then we
found out and it was like a two hundred and
fifty bottle of wine at the end, so that one
unintentionally it wasn't worth it, though it didn't taste any
different than anything else.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
I think that it's like we don't have a sophisticated
enough palate to appreciate an expensive.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Bottle of wine. Hey, Ray, what's Pappy van Winkle? That
is a shot and it's for what is it whiskey?

Speaker 3 (17:29):
What is it bourbon?

Speaker 6 (17:31):
That's whiskey?

Speaker 7 (17:31):
It is?

Speaker 4 (17:32):
That's different.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Yeah, but that's expensive, right, the most expensive, Eddie? Is
that what we had over at our friend's house in.

Speaker 6 (17:38):
The plastic cup?

Speaker 1 (17:39):
Yeah, he had it out and Eddi's like, I gotta
go drink. It was just that they were having like
a party. Wasn't for us, but he was like, I
gotta go get some of this happy Pappy van Winkle.
There's some that is it's ten year, it's eleven thousand dollars.
Does it taste that good?

Speaker 4 (17:53):
No?

Speaker 6 (17:54):
I didn't taste the difference at all.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
And is it because you don't have a sophisticated palette.

Speaker 10 (17:59):
Maybe I'm not. I'm not like a whiskey drinker. So
that's like manly stuff. Do I can't drink that?

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Munch's most expensive alcohol you've had, probably.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
Dom oh, you know what we've all had. And because
it was a gift from our CEO as the Costa
Drones tequila, that's really expensive.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
Because I have no idea how much. I don't know
how much.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
White and Blue bottle. Yeah, I think he gifted it
to us.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
I think that's like two hundred and fifty bucks. I
think I think that the dom I bought was more
expensive than that for you guys.

Speaker 10 (18:28):
Oh, I still have the dome, So do I unopened
drink it?

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Celebration, drink something? But what do you gonna wait? It's
like when I.

Speaker 6 (18:36):
Would get it, maybe when my son gets married.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
When I would get a nice shirt, I would like,
I'm never gonna wear it because I don't want to,
like wait for a celebration nice shirt.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
And the three hundred and sixty dollars?

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Which one that's legit?

Speaker 4 (18:49):
The one?

Speaker 6 (18:50):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (18:50):
No, it's expensive.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
I still ever gifted. I think the bottle I got.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Was bigger, it was more expensive. You guys haven't drank
it so that that would win then?

Speaker 4 (18:57):
Though, yeah, I drinks.

Speaker 6 (19:01):
What year was that dom? Do you remember?

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Eighteen eleven?

Speaker 4 (19:06):
Oh, I can check the bottles when I get home.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
I have no idea, I literally have no idea. A
stranded hiker spends two days on a mountain side without
food or water. A hiker stranded on a steep mountain
side above Crona, California, survived for two days without food
or water before being rescued. The hiker was located by
volunteers after a helicopter search was hindered by bad weather conditions.
The rescue involved treacherous terrain and a helicopter hoist operation

(19:29):
to lift the hiker and volunteers to safety. The hiker,
who was in pain from dehydration, had no serious injuries,
was successfully rescued and provided with food and water. You know,
that first drink of water after being so dehydrated, it's
got to be like Cassee de Grones. It's magical. That's
from the Star Telegram. I have a buddy that is
a big hiker in Colorado, Utah like he and he
goes by himself on two and three d camp be

(19:51):
trucks by himself for Christmas. I got him like a
sat walkie because the phones don't work, like a satwalky satellite. Oh,
because we're going to die out there, and so I
got in like a satwalkie because it's crazy to go
out there for three days.

Speaker 6 (20:09):
Was that expensive?

Speaker 1 (20:12):
I don't think it was as expense. I don't know
what's expensive over a thousand, it's relative. I think it
was like seven hundred bucks. So I think it was close.

Speaker 6 (20:22):
Because like the one I got my kids, I said,
I know.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Why you mean? Why why you wow? Me owing? I said,
did it cost that much? Or that I spent that
much in a friend?

Speaker 4 (20:30):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Friends are friends forever, sat wakee unless they die in
the woods. That's my that's my thinking.

Speaker 6 (20:37):
Yeah, the said I got my kids was like fifteen bucks.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
The trucker said that was not a SAT though. They're
just those are just But what's the range?

Speaker 6 (20:49):
I don't miles, I guess.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
Right.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Let's take a mineral here. I don't buy these from
the gas station. The FDA un covers a deadly secret
in male sexual enhancement drugs, Well.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
Why would they sell them there if they're not being sold.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
King of Romance, Black Panther, Extreme Diamond three thousand, Rhino
Blitz Gold three thousand, or African Superman. That's the one
I would get just by ridding the titles. I'd go
African Superman first and then I'd go Rhino Blitz second. Dang,
And if you're buying this, do you even care what

(21:32):
the FDA says? Like, you're just throwing caution to the wind,
right if you're at a gas station buying some sort
of sexual enhancement drug in a concerning development for public health.
The FDA has issued a critical warning about several widely
available sexual enhancement supplements. The agency's laboratory analysis Man they
broke down African Superman. They revealed that several of these
products contained undisclosed ingredients that could post serious, potentially life

(21:55):
threatening risk to consumers, particularly those with underlying health conditions,
and they list them all off. These products attain compounds
similar to the active Ingreendy and prescription viagra. Well, that's
why we're in right, That's why we were even flicking
through them to see what they are anyway, which requires
a careful medical supervision due to if it's powerful effects
on blood pressure. Many consumers turn to the supplements seeking

(22:19):
more affordable or discrete alternative to prescription medications. The FDA
warning serves as a wake up call to the supplement industry.
That's from rolling out dot com. Do we think though,
mostly what the deal is here? These companies, this is
me speculating, are taking some of the chemicals in prescription
and just putting it in that. But the reason people
could end up being hurt by them is they don't

(22:41):
have a doctor saying you're okay to take the prescription.
It's not like they're taking possible black tar or meth
and putting it into the air.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
Now, when you're prescribed something, they know everything else that
you're on. They know all of your pre existing conditions,
other things you have going on, because some stuff just
does not mix well.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
So probably if if you take viagra me speculating, and
you run out, you can go get your African Superman
and that'll just cover for a couple of days.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
I don't know, I'm not taking I.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Would give somebody one hundred bucks and take an African
Superman on the air. You if we could find an
African Superman.

Speaker 4 (23:16):
And then what like then what do.

Speaker 6 (23:21):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Yes? Yes?

Speaker 4 (23:23):
So like they take it on their own at home.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
No, no, no, they take it when they get in
in the morning. They have to. You know those suits
we want to see this is content. Listen. You know
those suits amy depending on the score or the color,
it's like Green Man or Yellow Man that they're full
you can't really see their face because it's all spanding,
really tight. You put that full suit on, you take
an African Superman?

Speaker 4 (23:48):
You mean you want them in spandex?

Speaker 3 (23:51):
Who joke?

Speaker 1 (23:52):
How we judge?

Speaker 3 (23:53):
How do we judge.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
I thought you would just ask them about it.

Speaker 11 (23:56):
You lie.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
I want to put them in a green suit. I
want them take African Superman. And then I wanted to
report back.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
I think this is going to go over well with HR.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
It's a bit. Everything is a bit. Nothing's real. Anything
we do is a bit is not real. Nothing we
do but go over well with HR when we talk
about all the stuff, half the crap, we would get
in trouble for a real office.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
Yeah, no, no, no, I know we.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Get into fights on the air.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
I know. I mean obviously we have audio of the
person accepting the deal and being like, yes, I will
do this.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
So the offer stands. I'll even buy the green or
the prints. Wow, you go full green or red suit
at the morning, they just.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
Wear like like spandex shorts.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Now, I went to full Superman infect at the because
it's just funnier to look at at the morning. You
take two African Superman. I don't even know what a
package looks like. I don't know how many you take.
I need to see because I want full Superman.

Speaker 6 (24:55):
Why is the lunchbox not jumping on this?

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Why aren't you jumping on it?

Speaker 10 (25:01):
I can't do it, man, Why I'm scared to see
what happens?

Speaker 11 (25:06):
These look scary.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
I want to see a picture. Well, the suit's fine,
I've seen a lot. Oh yeah, it looks like two
at a time, though, right.

Speaker 11 (25:15):
It looks like it looks very illegal.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Man, one hundred and fifty bucks. I'll love it. You
take two African Superman in the morning.

Speaker 6 (25:24):
Call me.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
The undeclared substance is consumers are revised.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
That's sealed in a feel Wells three. Not doing it.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
It's the act of ingredient viagra. It also contained traces
of the under undeclared prescription substance to lafodel. I don't
know if those are The supply of African Superman tablets
is illegal. I wonder what they mean by that. The
supply is illegal. It gets to sell them. You can't
because I thought you'd get them make gas stations. Okay,
look up Rhino Blitz. We want to see the horn,

(25:58):
you know, we want to see the horn of the Ryan.

Speaker 6 (26:00):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
That would be a funny.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
Tell me.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
You have their laughing. It's hilarious just to have to
take an African Superman pill and see what happens. Just
those words are funny. Okay, guys, I'm taking two African Superman.
Let's see what happens. And then you put out one
of those green suits, which is just funny too. By
the way, if someone if Lunchbox just walked in one
of those green suits with no African Superman, we'd be like,
that's funny.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
What if the person gets addicted.

Speaker 6 (26:28):
In the world.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Well, I don't think after only two African Superman you.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
Can become addicted what it does to you, like, you.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
May chase the feeling, but I don't think you're that's
that's not addiction.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
Well what the.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Food and its advising consumers out to purchase or use
rhino blots? Yeah, you know, why could you don't want
to be better than your FDA.

Speaker 11 (26:49):
To worry that it says no headache?

Speaker 3 (26:52):
Wait?

Speaker 11 (26:52):
What that's a warning on some of these?

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Oh, on the front of the package, there's three rhinos, right,
and they're running at you. They're massive rhinos too, Ryan
no blitz, gold fast acting, long lasting, no headache, extra strength.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
So like, do some of these give a headache?

Speaker 1 (27:08):
I guess I wouldn't buy those, you know, I'd move
past that, dude. Rhino bi is hilarious for a name.
Someone is going to be like, what else do we
name them? Let's say we someone said, you get to
name these pills, and they're going to sit up in
the front of a gas station and you can name
them anything you want like to to draw stupid men
to buy them, like.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
Tractor.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Like I like the word tractor, and then I like
the word.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
I think like something with a bull, tractor.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Tractor strong. Well, that's different though it's not about being hung.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
Maybe something like with the I think a bull. You
need to do the bull like bowls like.

Speaker 6 (27:54):
A bull bullhorn bowl.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
Would you like to before you literation? To buy some
bold bull? What does bold bull do? Well? Bold Bull's good?

Speaker 4 (28:05):
Yeah? How about the blazon? Blaze blazon you want to
fire now?

Speaker 1 (28:10):
Blaze feels like it's gonna burn you. You don't want
your private to burn if you want to stay away
from burning privates.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
Bull dozer, that's what I thought.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Tractor or bull. Okay, that's good, bulldozer, bulldozer. But it's
a bull and it's dozing, but then you fall asleep.
I don't like that because I'm dozing. You know, there
are actual offices where they're sitting around during this exactly.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
I know they're like, Okay, what about plowing, Trent?

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Yeah, okay, okay, good, how about tractor plow?

Speaker 4 (28:43):
I don't like this job, Trent.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
What do you think? How about African Superman? You know,
I think we're going to go with that, dude. That's
so funny. Extreme diamond is one of them m that
feels like a jewel. I get it. Diamond at the
hardest substance. Oh yeah, but diamonds aren't big like I

(29:06):
want it to be, like it needs to be like
the summer big. Yeah, but that's the expensive kind, not
at the gas station.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
You just said it's not about no.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
I said, well, Hung is a reflection of it, even
if it's not erect.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
So I'm saying, oh, okay, I don't really know. I
just remember someone saying that to me in tenth grade.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
If I were going to take well, I.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
Couldn't google what it meant. I had to go ask
what it meant.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Like the Hung hula hoop, right. If that was that
was it, I was going to buy it the store
I would want. It would need to grow it naturally
and over a long period of time, and it stayed
that way. African Superman, I said, quick results and back
to normal?

Speaker 4 (29:47):
What's that last hours?

Speaker 1 (29:48):
So I can't call a doctor for that one? Over
four hours? Though? With viagarates and actual medication. How are
we talking about this urgent care? Come on in what
you need? Excuse me? What I took African Superman? You
have to write it down on the sheet because oh,

(30:09):
King of Romance, ehm, I better write poetry if I
take that one, that's one with a bear on it
called King of Romance. That needs to be like remembering
her birthday, writing rhyming poetry. But bears good gorilla Okay, okay, okay,

(30:32):
like giant gorilla, like like.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
A gorilla.

Speaker 6 (30:40):
Gorilla grinder?

Speaker 4 (30:45):
Why are we still talking about this?

Speaker 6 (30:47):
You're talking about it.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
It's you and you keep like saying it.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
And.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
I just the more we talk about it, then stuff
comes up and then I'm like, okay, we probably should
move on.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
It's just been a lot you guys. Ever takes the
bumblebee ones that just like, can we do that show?
Think we did it as a bit somebody? That one
was what we were okay with. Remember we put them
in a green suit and they took the bumble bee
once didn't get say with they just ran around in
the green suit. There was nothing else that happened. Uh,
there's a tuberculosis outbreaking Kansas. It's the largest and recorded
US history. Your people, Lunchbucks, Let's go to Lunchbox here.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
Morgan was just in Kansas, so she may be infected.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
But you've already had us, so you're good.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
Yeah, I'm good.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
So LuFe talks, you're the ex part. Tell us about tuberculosis.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
Well, if you start sweating at night when you're sleeping,
like and I'm not talking like a little drip of sweat,
like he woke up and you feel like you've run
five miles and you have to get a towel and
put it down in your bed, Go get tested for tuberculosis.
If you're always tired.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Now he's still struggling.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
If you're always tired, you might have tuberculosis. If you
have from him constantly in your throat, you might have tuberculosis.

Speaker 11 (31:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
When someone with TV cough, sneezes, or spits, the bacteria
is released into the air, and that's when someone else
nearby can become infected.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
That's how you got it. After Lunchbox had it, a
tuberculous outbreaking Kansas is now the largest and recorded history,
even more than like the seventeen hundreds or something.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
It's curable and preventable though.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
But back then it wasn't incurable and they couldn't since
they couldn't prevent it everybody. I just would have figured
it had been like eighteen hundreds types thing.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Amy. It's not curable. You always have it inside of you,
and it has a chance to become active.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Like gritty grilla gorilla. You always have it lies dormant inside.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
Are you sure it doesn't go away?

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Vent Merculosis is curable with antibiotics.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
However, it's important to complete an entire course of treatment
to prevent the disease from coming back.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
He did that.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
You did that, yes, but now I have a less
than one percent chance of it becoming active. But it
is not completely gone.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Okay, So it's not a virus, so it's it leaves.
It's bacteria. So the virus never leaves, right, bacteria does,
thank you. Dormant latent tuberculosis can be treated and considered
curable as the medication aims to prevent its dormant bacteria
from becoming active and causing disease. However, it's crucial to
complete the full course of antibiotics as prescribed by the doctor. Yeah, dude,

(33:05):
you can get rid of it.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Okay. Well, when I took it, they told me I
have it, less than a one percent chance of it would
be coming back because I took the pills. They said,
it'll never be gone from your body. That was from
the disease center. When I went.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
You went to the disease center. That's the building had
a science at disease center.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Yeah, you had to go once a month to get
your pills.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
That's a real building. Yeah's disease center.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
It was right there in town Lake. Man.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
I'm not even archery, I'm not. I've just never seen
that beast side of.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
Thirty five right there riverside. I guess it was Caesars Shavez,
But yeah, right there.

Speaker 4 (33:32):
Maybe we've just progressed since then because I was a
long time ago. Because it says here, TV doesn't always
stay in your body, and most people the immune system
destroys the TV bacteria. However, TB can be an active,
lining dormant, or active.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Yeah, And the difference for the most part is viruses
stay and bacteria lasteeria can leave. If treated.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
Yeah, every month you had to go get your new
pills and they interviewed you, how you're feeling. They would,
you know, take X rays your chest. It's amazing.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
There are fifty one cases of tuberculosis and Kansas. There
weren't twenty twenty three, but now there's one hundred and
over one hundred and nine. Huh Morgan, everybody okay when
you were there, as far as I know, I'm also okay.
So this is probably wet.

Speaker 4 (34:16):
That's probably what you're thinking about, unchbox. It says once
you tested positive for TV, you'll always have a positive
skin test, even if you complete the treatment for TB.
Maybe that's why you're confused, because I feel I feel
like I heard something similar, but I don't. I don't.
I don't think I haven't anymore.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
I'm glad you don't.

Speaker 4 (34:34):
But I don't think we're supposed to donate blood ever.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
He donates all the time just to get the credit
on the show. Does you guys, don't ever tell them
you have tuberculosis or you had it. When you do that,
I don't know. Oh no, he's infecting.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
Hey, you can you can donate blood if you have
had tuberculosis. And have been successfully treated for at least
twenty four months. So it was like during a time period,
he should be good. Now, thank goodness.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Uh a smartphone and there we go. People with active
tuberculosis or who are being treated cannot but you're good.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
Then you're good.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Yeah, I'm good.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Man, meat cheese and butter diet causes a man to
ooze cholesterol from his body.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
That's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
That is so.

Speaker 4 (35:19):
What does oozing cholesterol even look like?

Speaker 1 (35:21):
I would to imagine it's like sweating and it comes
out as Christ go. Yeah, like ma was all Chris go.
We had Chris go everywhere. Cardiologist that Tampa General Hospital
have recently come across something I've never seen before. It's nasty.
This is from J. A. M a Cardiology. The Florida
man whose carnivore diet pushed his cholesterol so high that

(35:42):
it literally seeped out of his body. Oh I'm looking
at the orange. It looks like coming out of a
suppores of his skin. Oh my god. The diet consisting
of meat, cheese, and lots of butter saw the unnamed
man developed painless but very noticeable yellow nodules emerging from
his hands and elbows. Doctor's tested this cholesterol found it

(36:05):
to be over one thousand milligrams per desso leader, do
you see it come out of his hand? That's wild?
That or tuberculosis?

Speaker 4 (36:15):
Tuberculosis?

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Okay, fair enough. If I had to pick, smartphone use
leads to hallucinations and detachments from reality and aggressions and
teens as young as thirteen, I think smartphones get a
bad rap. I think if you do anything more than normal.
The guy here eats way more meat butter. I mean
that's that. Do you do it that much? You know

(36:38):
what comes out of you? The ooze you're on your phone,
A whole bunch of know what comes out of you hallucinations.
Smartphones are making teenagers more aggressive Just from that statement,
would you agree to disagree?

Speaker 4 (36:48):
I don't know about the aggressive part, But smartphones are
doing something.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
To detach from reality. I could see how that happens, yes,
causing them to hallucinate.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
I don't understand that.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
I would say my hallucinat hallucination is when I think
it's vibrating and it's not even my pocket.

Speaker 4 (37:03):
Well, yeah, like a phantom thing.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
That's a bit of a hallucination. Yeah, true scientists concluded,
the younger a person starts to use the phone, the
more likely they would be crippled by a whole host
of psychological ills. After surveying eleven thy teens, do you
think the phone will be cigarettes?

Speaker 4 (37:24):
Maybe there could be something to it, even with like
how close do we keep it to our bodies all
the time?

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Meaning back in the day doctors recommended cigarettes. They were prevalent,
and it wasn't like, ooh, it's bad for you. It's
just what it'd be like having a bottle of water.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
But yeah, everybody spukes.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
I wonder if if we'll look back in twenty years
in phones, because of what they're doing to our brains
and even what we find out if they're doing anything
to us through radiation, et cetera, if phones will be
the new cigarettes. Maybe I'm rooting for it. I'm rooting
to be right on that one. Respond It's also reported
they post harm to themselves. Forty percent of American girls

(38:09):
twenty seven percent of boys age thirteen to seventeen a
minute of problems with either depressive or suicidal thoughts.

Speaker 4 (38:15):
I mean, that's the Yeah, that's just not the phone.
It's like, how are you engaging on the phone, social media.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Yes, it does give you the easy avenue to engage
in those ways.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
Though because like you're playing roadblocks. That's not the problem.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Amen, you know right about that.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
But this is a struggle I feel bad for or
just be very difficult to be a teenager during this time.
But I'm sure like did our experience throb.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Because we're on the phone all the time. We actually
had a way to talk to people on the phone
all only when we were at home, but still it
was so new to them. We were in a payphone, absolutely,
but it was so new to them that they probably thought, wow,
this is the worst because it was the worst it's
ever been where there was like, in their minds an
absurd amount of communication. Wow, they're just on the phone
all the time. They're right outside playing, I know.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
But we didn't have the pressure of like, uh, you
know people's highlight reels and oh their life looks so amazing,
shilters are, but.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
We didn't even not have that. I'm just saying I
think it was the same. It's the same generationally.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
I guess prank calls pretty rough to.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Where but in fifteen years there's going to be some
new element that we don't have now, so everything that
changes is exactly the same, just when we had the
phone and call waiting in three way calling and we
stayed on it all the time. Are Greek parents. I'm
new sneakys, but I think our grandparents and parents were,

(39:41):
Like I said, Grant, my grandma was like these kids,
they watched TV all day and they stay on the phone, Like,
look at what they're learning, this filth from television. Look
at what they're They're so the same but different. And
in fifteen years it'll be the same but different as well.
That's the one thing that doesn't change.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Ex military offer says. Officer says he had a conversation
with a seven foot mantis oh man during an abduction.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
I think he might be hallucinating.

Speaker 6 (40:11):
What's a mantis?

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Praying mantis? Oh like the bug?

Speaker 4 (40:14):
Yeah, conversation, he said.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
A retired military officer has claimed he had a conversation
with a seven foot praying mantis looking being. Lieutenant Colonel
John Bilch was speaking to News Nations ross coltheart and
an exclusive interview where he claimed that he was abducted.
He said he was told by his alien abductor that
the body is just a machine that houses the soul,
and they can't steal his soul or consciousness, and also

(40:37):
went on to say that the extraterrestrial was angry with him,
but it had no intention of causing him physical harm.
The former Green Beret was talking about his belief and
it goes on from the Daily Star. So let's remove
ourselves from going how ridiculous an eight foot praying mannis
would be? Okay or seven foot Let's just look at

(40:57):
it as what if something so humblieve will happened to
us and nobody believed us? And it did and nobody
and when we talked about it, people rolled their eyes
or said, you're looney, you're crazy, you're hallucinating. But we
knew what happened to us, and we were the only
one that knew. How isolating would that feel?

Speaker 4 (41:19):
Yeah, that'd be really hard, that would be really hard.
But I still didn't think that means I'm gonna believe
that he talked to a praying mantis.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Seven foot praying manis. Yeah, a mean looking seven foot
prank manis type type creature. Didn't Wally have to be
a tall prank manis real one? Yeah, But how how
crazy would that be to have a story when no
one believed you and you knew it was true, and
that has to have happened over the last hundreds of years.

(41:48):
Maybe not a seen foot prank manis. Maybe a se
foot pregk manis in my mind, probably not, but okay,
where that's happened and later we realized, oh, we were
so wrong about that. That did happen. When people were
saying this, they were actually telling the truth.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
Like people that maybe tried to say something about Diddy
early on and no one believed them, and now we.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Believe them, you know, in the ven diagram of not
believing believing.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
Okay, yeah, that's the part that I'm like, oh, I.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Would say that there are other humans who have done
really awful things like allegedly did he has done. But yes,
I could say that to say somebody has done something
and nobody believes you, like a preacher or a priest
whenever they happen and they're like, no way, he would
never do that. But there's a difference in a preacher
and a priest. When other priests have done it. Preachers
have done it, and I've never seen a subfoot praying
manis anywhere I've never done it, right, But what if

(42:35):
that's true, like one percent, and this guy just like
cause again he's a former Green Beret, high training clearance.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
Probably some trauma.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Easy to say that, Yeah, it is easy to say that.
And what if he's like, they're gonna they're gonna blame
this on trauma and no one believes you. You know what,
I don't even believe it, but I'm believing it as
right now because I don't want to fill alone. I
believe in the sun foot praying mannis. I feel you.
We learned in fifty years that there were abductions and
people were brought back, and the whole time we laughed

(43:05):
at them.

Speaker 4 (43:06):
Maybe we just don't laugh at them, but we just don't.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
You got to go and giggle over them for praying manas.

Speaker 4 (43:10):
I didn't giggle. I was just like, I don't believe it.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
I got a good giggle, and now you're giggling. See, yeah, no,
it's crazy, probably not true, but there's got to be
some of these. It's like the conspiracy theories. Ninety eight
percent of them aren't true, but occasionally there's one that
we finally find out it was true, and then you're
like everybody looked at it and it was like, there's

(43:33):
no way discounted, discount discount and know why those people
are crazy? And then it turns out to be true.
So the JFK files, So this is what's happened so
far with those. Trump signed to release them, but really
that's not what that was. What he signed was for
them to go to like a expert who works in
that department to then go, okay, we can release them.
They have not been released. So sometimes I'll see people

(43:56):
on TikTok going, oh, we read the new JFK files.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
No, you haven't.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
They haven't been released your life. You can have read
what Biden released. Some they were redacted in places, and
Trump did sign for then another department to make the
decision to release them, but they're not being released yet.
But even that where people were like, there's no way
that it wasn't uh John Wilkes Booth, Harvey Oswell, thank

(44:21):
you Booth, didn't Lincoln, Yeah, there no way to see
one of the theories that came from inside the car.
Inside the car, that's one of the theories. Yeah, it
was a convertible, I know, but that there was a
gun like that shot him from wherever it was like
not not somebody with a gun that held it up
like there was a I'm not even that's what I believe,

(44:43):
but there are there are theories inside of documentaries where
people came out of manhole covers and shot because they
ended up at like a restaurant, all muddy, like the
it's wild c I A the mob, all of these reasons.
So when that comes out, there's gonna be a lot
of people who for fifty years were like, that's crazy,
that's crazy, no way that happened. And you know what,

(45:03):
it did happen the whole We talked about conspiracy theories
where the US would bomb its own self to then
create a hatred toward another country to go like we
just got bombed, so now we must go to war
with them. We talked about that last week.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
I know it's crazy, still hard to believe.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Exactly it's been proven true. So anyway, some foot prey mantis,
I got you. If you're listening, I'm in. Let me
say there's anything else we want to do here? Do
you want to talk about your Starbucks stories? You throw
her too bad?

Speaker 6 (45:34):
Eddie might throw hurts.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Okay, we'll come back to that.

Speaker 6 (45:35):
One.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Let us do two other things, we'll be done. Raymundo
thinks I should try non alcoholic beer. I guess my
thing with beer in general is it smells like pee.
I if I'm not gonna get drunk, I don't want
to taste something that does that tastes bad. So why
non alcoholic.

Speaker 12 (45:53):
Beer same taste, And it's gonna give you that answer
you're always asking us for. Man, it's so bad, right, Well,
I mean then you'll be able to answer your own question.
You can talk on this stuff a little bit better,
and I can get you the non alcoholic beer.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
We like athletic, but I know poop tastes bad. I'm
all good. I don't need to eat it to see.
I think this will just answer so many of your questions.
I think me being drunk is my question. Like that
feels like that could be awesome. That's like I would
just love you drunk and relax. Right you're be high
and just be like dude, I got no cares.

Speaker 12 (46:24):
With the non alcoholic beer, you're gonna be able to
experience everything except for the drunk fie.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
That's the only part I would want to experience, right beer, No.

Speaker 12 (46:30):
You'll know how you start to think on fizz. You
know when that tastes, you'll start to feel when it
touches your tongue. It's not a pop, it's not a soda.
It's a totally different type thing. And I think you're
going to really solve a lot of the questions you
have that you ask us, and you'll be able to
do it all yourself.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
Mostly, it's like, what does it feel like to be drunk?
Do you guys think I shouldrink non alcoholic beer?

Speaker 8 (46:48):
No?

Speaker 4 (46:48):
No, no, no.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
I think you drink non alcoholic beer because you're used
to drinking beer, so you like the taste, but you're
trying to get away from the alcohol.

Speaker 4 (46:55):
You never developed a liking for beer.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
So and it smells terrible, and I would assume it
has to be an ac quiet taste. Does anyone ever
drink beer the first time? He goes mmmm? No? Okay?
Really never? Okay.

Speaker 12 (47:07):
What you're gonna do originally is you will do root
beer with beer. A lot of my buddies did that
in high school when they first started drinking, but that's
because they're getting themselves ready for beer, right like they
can get drunk.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
I've never heard of that strategy.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Yeah, my buddy Tyler did it all the time. He
loved it. Classic Tyler, shut out of Tyler, Classic Tyler. Hey,
do you still have that celebrity Instagram name game? Mm hmm,
because let's do this little game here by the way
up on my Instagram. And the last episode of twenty
five whistles Amy, they played Connect four and the winner
got a super Bowl ticket.

Speaker 4 (47:38):
Oh, I saw that they were playing, but do we
know who won?

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Well, so the two people that well, yeah, I mean
I can. I can reveal it here or they can
go listen or watch my instagram to you.

Speaker 6 (47:47):
I can.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
I can spoil it if you want.

Speaker 4 (47:49):
I'll go watch.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
You don't have to, but it's all you can watch
read and might play because they drew to play each
other and the winner automatically got a super Bowl ticket.
The loser doesn't automatic, not but one person is it.
So the two losers will play something and then whoever
loses that does not get to go to the super Bowl.
They have to go on the whole trip and not
the super Bowl, and that kind of that kind of
sucks and it's kind of hilarious. Eddie won one of them.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
He won.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Yeah, okay, one of the super Bowl. You sound you
can maybe you better get better. I guess the celebrity
based on their Instagram name Ready at, Riley Duckman.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
Riley Green.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
At King James, Lebron James, No, it's the Bible. No,
it's Lebron, It's the King James version. How about Van
City Reynolds.

Speaker 4 (48:47):
Ryan Reynolds.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
Do you know what that's rooted in my band? City
Vancouver City? Look at you guys.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
Good job at in p h Neil Patrick, Harris.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
Good.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
At Champagne, Poppy Drake, good at Bad Girl, re Re
Rihanna good at A plus k.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
A plus Ashton Kutcher.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Yeah, context closer, Yeah, good job, Little Tunci lit what
at little Tunci?

Speaker 4 (49:33):
Can you spell that?

Speaker 1 (49:34):
L I l t u an e c h I
toci little Tunci?

Speaker 4 (49:40):
Can I get one more hint? I feel like I'm close.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
At Lil Tucciuci No, no, no, give me a hint
of like I don't I don't know what kind of
hit you want? Okay, you can just miss it. You're
not gonna get punch or anything.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
This pass Lil Wayne, oh cool.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Hey, underscore, welch.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
Uh Hailey, welch aka talk to a girl.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Has she surfaced as not serviced?

Speaker 8 (50:09):
I've seen videos posted on our Facebook page, but I
don't know if it's her posting them or somebody else,
but she is not posted.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
I've seen a few like on her page this year.
M rada E m r A t A r A
t a E m r A t A.

Speaker 5 (50:30):
M.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
I don't know Emily Rada model Rada Djowski ra. They say, yeah,
Emily Rada Jowski. Good, all right, that's it. Who has
a new podcast, Morgan? You have a podcast today?

Speaker 4 (50:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (50:45):
I do, well, I had yesterday? But yet is it?

Speaker 8 (50:48):
So?

Speaker 1 (50:49):
It's about cancer?

Speaker 8 (50:50):
And I have a friend that comes on and shairs
her cancer story, but then I also have a natural
health She's an author published I cannot talk publish a
book boas crazy as I talked to her all about
the things that caused cancer in our lives, like environmentally.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
And we also talked about how alcohol causes cancer. What
that looks like. It was all cancer self was crazy
when it came out like three weeks ago, when they
were like, hey, we kind of I've been telling you
guys this because the.

Speaker 4 (51:16):
Surgeon General wants a warning on all alcohol now.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Yeah, it's like one drink a wee wild. That's why
don't want to get in non alcoholic beer. Raise up here,
like drink non alcoholic beer. It's a gateway.

Speaker 4 (51:26):
No, yeah, she confirmed.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
She's like, all alcohol is bad for you.

Speaker 8 (51:29):
It doesn't even have anytrition nutritional effects as so much
sugar in it. Red wine is even bad for you
because it has dyes in it. There's just nothing out
there alcohol wise you should be drinking.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
Dang.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Maybe I don't like. Maybe I'll look back and I'm like,
I'm so happy I never let that.

Speaker 4 (51:42):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
Your lunchbox talk me and to getting drunk.

Speaker 4 (51:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
Yeah, you're starting to scare me me. No, her brought the.

Speaker 8 (51:50):
Oh and then she even goes into the fact of
your cleaners, all the clothes that we wear.

Speaker 4 (51:55):
The thing I'm telling you, it's everything in your house microplastic.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
It's like me, I don't want to know about the
animals before they're killed. I just want to act like
the meat comes from a place that isn't real.

Speaker 8 (52:06):
It's super informative, though, like if you want to learn
about it and just at least you know, be knowledgeable,
it's helpful and so the name of the podcast is
Take this Personally.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
Yeah, check it out with Morgan Hewl. Thank you. That's
it for today. I appreciate you, guys. I just got
on instacart. Use instacs your number one.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
May uh thor Dash probably.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
Just ordered me some Black Superman Black Superman. I know
you didn't order to box of them though, because you
can't just order one at a time. Somebody said this
on me a costco the African Superman.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
Oh what it is?

Speaker 1 (52:44):
I'm I was just trying to find the name of
it again. Yeah, I think it's African Superman, African Superman,
Rhino Blitz goald was They were all out Rhino Blitz
gold all right, Uh, that's it.

Speaker 6 (52:58):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
And oh I saw in costume someone thought you said yes,
thank you running. I saw the New Superman movie preview.

Speaker 11 (53:04):
It looks good.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
He looks like the old Superman. Yeah, like he looks
just like like he did his face and stuff.

Speaker 11 (53:09):
I think it's gonna be the best movie of the year.
Who is it David corn Sweat.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
His name's corn Sweat.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
When people come to Hollywood and change their names, I'd
recommended this guy to do that.

Speaker 11 (53:20):
Corn Sweat is his name, relatively new actor.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
He looks great in it. He looks like actual Superman,
looks like the last guy who is the guy that
now is a big Netflix star. There was Superman for
a ware Cavil. Yeah, looks like him too.

Speaker 11 (53:32):
Yeah, a little bit, not as I think he's not
as ripped up and think they're getting away from that
little bit.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
He's getting the African Superman rip him up. I was
not at Costco the other day. Somebody telling me at
Costco and I didn't talk to them, but you were
that was not you.

Speaker 11 (53:44):
He's not me.

Speaker 6 (53:45):
I was not.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
So if you want up to somebody and said hey,
buye bones and they were like, leave me alone. I
was on a Costco Costco, I got a Costco car,
went in Austin for like three months. I vaguely remember
us having this conversation. It's Costco the new car.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
Yeah, you need a card Sam's Costco?

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Uh, never mind, went to Sam's. Okay, I had a
Sam's card.

Speaker 8 (54:04):
I had thought you had said you'd never been in
at Costco before.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
Yes, seven foot jar Mustard came home with it. It
was awesome. That's a African Superman. Rubbed it all over me.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
And called at night.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Yeah, okay, we're out of here. Thank you guys. We'll
see you tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (54:18):
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