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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Show, Bobby Bones. I mean this in a complimentary way.
This sounds like something Amy would do, which doesn't sound
like it's going to be a complimentary thing to say. Huh.
There is a bizarre anti aging trend in some Asian
countries which involves tattooing bright pink circles on knee caps
and arm pits. Like it's just experimental and weird enough
but not totally invasive in the body that I feel
like at some point with all the serums and green things,
(00:25):
and this would be something you'd get.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
But I don't get why they're doing.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Look, I don't get why you do it. You know
a lot of weird stuff over the years.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Tattooing circles on my body.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Held your fingers together once and stead if the doctor
couldn't like pull it from your fingers, you were healthy.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
That's about energy and your body telling you what you
need and what you're lacking or what you have enough of.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Yeah, Jerry's out on whether or not I believe it,
but I've definitely paid for it multiple times.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Did you see that Jessica Simpson was doing the semen
of like a snake? What snake semen?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Did she do. Uh, but this is my point, right.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
No, are you no?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Did she do?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
What's trending right now is a salmon sperm facial?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
She did snake sperm, But salmon sperm is also a thing,
But she did snake. Get that, Bro, I don't know
how did you even get that from this snake massage parlor?
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
It's bizarre.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I mean, I do snail serum, but they get it
from snails that are at the snail farm. And no,
but it is some sort of sexual secretion.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Then that would be seen.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
No, it's not from just it's not a male snail.
It's something like I don't know, it's totally sexual, but
kind of.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
My only point was Amy will experiment with things see
if it works.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yes, I would do.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I could feel you getting a little like one percent
bothered by me comparing this to things you would do.
But then I wanted to talk through it and let
you realize that you do try some stuff. Yeah, yeah,
you do. You do male sperm.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Like when Bobby says something like crazy, like they're doing this,
You've always come up with, oh, I've done that.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Before, or I would do that. I do, Yes, I'm
I am open.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, like, I'm a very open minded.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
But let me tell you about this trend. A bizarre
new beauty trend has taken hold in Asia and they
get five hundred requests a day.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Five okay, I got to google this.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
The tik A shop in Bangkok was bombarded with inquiries
after offering a popular new cosmetic treatment that involves tattooing
a bright pink circle on clients kneecaps. Footage posted and
I'm looking and it looks like if you had a
really bad pink rash under your arms when they tattooed
them there or on your knees.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Okay, it helps them look more fresh. I gotta admit,
my upper knee is age.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
Like.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I was in Downward Dog the other day and the
skin was I was like, what what is that?
Speaker 5 (02:52):
The upper knee?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
They believe it enhances youthful appearance, but it's so pink.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
It's weird.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Gay, this is it?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
They also offer genital elbow aren't pit heel and scout tattooing.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
I guess my elbow kind of looks old, but.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Do you want to make it pink?
Speaker 7 (03:08):
Right?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I guess babies come out kind of pink or purple. Okay,
baby knees.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I wonder if these images we're seeing is it's.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Obviously right away, right after, and so it's irritated. So
what if once it's healed, it's more of just a
subtle you know.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
She's booking appointment right now.
Speaker 7 (03:28):
Yeah, it's just starting to talk yourself into this.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
No pale skin with pink undertones has long been the
beauty standard in the E, stretching back as far as
the Geishas of Japan. New York Post with the story,
I thought it was interesting. I'm also going to say
this about this part of the show. This is part
two of the show. This is whenever we have a
bunch of stuff that sometimes we don't do it on
the broadcast part of the show because it would take
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too long and we don't have to rush it the
broadcast part of the show. We have to keep things
at times consolidate things into four or five six seven
minute segments, depending on where we are in the hour.
And I will reading comments from people who love part
two and from hate part two. But the thing is,
you definitely don't have to listen to part two. But
if you do listen to part two and you're a
part twour. We love you more. We love you more
(04:10):
than the part one ers only.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
It's a fact.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
We talk about it all the time. You're not in
those conversations. Yeah, we love the part twours way more
than the part one ers. If you're a part one
ran a part two, obviously, that's cool. Part twos we're
big fans of. So thanks for being a part twur.
I appreciate that. All Right, today's May first. It's gonna
be May.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
It's gonna be May. I think that's funny. People hate
so stupid, but that's.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Why it's funny, because it's been so stupid for so long.
All right, let's play this game. Today's May first. Here
are trivia questions about other famous firsts. For example, who
was the first person to step on the moon? Allegedly Neil,
they said, allegedly. All Right, don't miss it's Survivor style. Morgan,
(05:01):
you're in amy, you're in Let's box, you'reund edit, you're
in amy. Who is the first? Oh you may? This
may be too hard for number one, but you drew it,
so it's yours. Didn't really draw it, You drew it
your first up. Yeah, who is the first runner up?
On American Idol in two thousand and two. You might
get it, the first runner.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Up, the very first runner up. So Kelly Clarkson one.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Why are you yelling at me?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Because I'm like, this is hard.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I know it, and you probably know it. You know
it and the luck of the draw. This is your
first question. You're being angry for no reason right now.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Because I'm like, Okay, I think season two was Reuben
Stuttard and Klay Aiken.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Who is the first runner up on American Idol on
two thousand and two. When I tell you, if you
don't get it, you're gonna be upset at yourself.
Speaker 8 (05:47):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Kelly Pickler?
Speaker 9 (05:49):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
No, no, stop?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Is it?
Speaker 8 (05:54):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
This is too hard? I will say that. Give me
a hint.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I already he had kind of big hair at the time.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Oh Justin Gorny Correct? Oh yeah, Justin and Kelly had
like a.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Movie or something. Did do a movie? Okay, you're out, sorry,
bye bye. Who was the first female US Vice president? Lunchbox?
Speaker 7 (06:21):
Uh? Kamala Harris correct.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Morgan. What was the first country to host the modern
Olympic Games?
Speaker 10 (06:29):
The that's tricky because you said modern, not just Olympic Games.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Okay. Who's the first country hosted the Olympic Games?
Speaker 10 (06:36):
What Athen's grease?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Grease?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Correct? Eddie. A video titled Me at the Zoo was
the very first video uploaded to what.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Me at the Zoo? Probably YouTube?
Speaker 7 (06:53):
Correct?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
H Do you want to let Amy back in?
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Or no?
Speaker 7 (06:58):
No, okay, I'll learn back You didn't want to?
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Why?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Thanks?
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Okay, that's it's on Morgan.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Then Morgan didn't let Amy back in?
Speaker 5 (07:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I mean you can play.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
That is wrong with you? Guys?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
All right, you only get one miss. If you miss,
you're still in. Next up, Amy. What was the first
Pixar feature film cars? Incorrect? Toy story Bye bye?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
That was the Cars?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
The first?
Speaker 7 (07:21):
The first one?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
You saw a Bobby That's true?
Speaker 7 (07:23):
No, but oh my goodness, lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Who was the first member of n SYNC to release
a solo album?
Speaker 7 (07:31):
I guess justin Timberlake.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Correct Morgan. Who was the first athlete to win eight
gold medals in one Olympic Games?
Speaker 10 (07:38):
First eight gold medals? Was he the runner, track star
guy or the swimmer guy?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
She got two Olympic questions? Yeah, and only because we
let Amy back in? Or do you'd add that one?
Speaker 10 (07:49):
Eight gold medals first first ever.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Who was the first athlete to win eight gold medals
in one Olympic Games? You say Bolt incorrect, But hey,
you get to miss once, so you're still in the
answer was Michael.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
F Oh, I went I had swimmer right Eddie?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Who was the first Beatle to release a solo album?
Speaker 5 (08:06):
Whoa they broke up? We know John Lennon had a
solo album. I see it's between Paul and John. I'm
gonna go with Paul McCartney.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Incorrect. George Harrison Wonderwall Music nineteen sixty eight.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
I like to vote that you don't get back in.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Tough, but you are up one lunchbox here you can
miss one and they can't. I cannot miss one lunchbox.
Who was the first movie? What was the first movie
that grows two billion dollars?
Speaker 7 (08:39):
Titanic?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Incorrect?
Speaker 5 (08:40):
There you got?
Speaker 7 (08:43):
I got two cocky there?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Okay Morgan? Who was the first Disney princess?
Speaker 10 (08:50):
Oh, I'm gonna assume that was White because Snow White
was one of the first movies. Also, but was it
also Cinderella?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I think I mean snow White was the first snow correct?
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Yes, good job.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Nobody can miss anything. You don't let Amy back in?
What was the first US state?
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
See if you if you don't let me back in,
I would have add that one question.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
First US state? I got this. So the Pilgrims, Oh
my god, they got to Massachusetts Plymouth Rock. But did
that make they make that the state? Were they like Massachusetts?
This is our first state? Was there already a state?
Now there wasn't a state? Oh man, I'm gonna go
(09:38):
with Pennsylvania for Philip Philadelphia, Pennsylvani.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
What state is called the first state?
Speaker 7 (09:45):
Virginia?
Speaker 5 (09:46):
If I knew that, we've been there, We've been to
the first state.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yes, Delaware's out. Lunchbox and Morgan remain lunchbox. Who was
the first Major League baseball player to hit seven hundred
home runs?
Speaker 7 (10:05):
Seven hundred?
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Hanker incorrect in a buzzing Babe, Ruth Morgan for the win?
Who was the first What was the first video game
released by Atari in nineteen seventy two? Video game by Atari?
What was the first video game released by Atari in
nineteen seventy two?
Speaker 10 (10:28):
Was that Sorri Mario Super Mario Brothers?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
I mean, I know it was a Nintendo, but was
it a sorr answer super Mario incorrect.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Are we all in?
Speaker 7 (10:40):
No, You're out?
Speaker 11 (10:41):
Pong?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
No, Lunchbox and Morgan are pong? Yes, you have three questions?
Buzz in with your name? Okay. A pack of Wrigley's
chewing gum was the first product to have what code scanned?
Speaker 7 (10:51):
Lunchbox barcode correct?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Boo. What was the first film in the Marvel Cinema
at Universe? Morgan Morgan?
Speaker 12 (11:02):
That would be Captain America.
Speaker 11 (11:04):
Wrong, Yo, Lunchbox, Lunchbox, You're not going to know it.
Excuse me, Lunchbox Wolverine incorrect. Final question, iron Man. What
was the first animated TV show in prime time? The
Simpsons incorrect? Morgan to stay in the game. What was
(11:24):
the first animated TV show in primetime?
Speaker 10 (11:27):
In primetime?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
South Park, The Flintstone Lunchbox?
Speaker 11 (11:31):
Congratulations, Lunchbox, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Melissa is on the phone and College Station Texas. Hey Melissa,
you're on the show. What's going on?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Hey, Bobby, I.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Wanted to tell you I am so excited to see
you in Austin. My family is going to drive to Austin.
We've got former seats and we're so excited to see you.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Oh yeah, floor seats thing that's cool. It's gonna be
a cool show. Yes, I don't say this every year.
Oh go ahead, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Well I was going to say you helped me take
my son, but King Brown and y'all help me decide
to go ahead and take him to George Strait. Remember,
but now my husband and my son are both going
to come and see you.
Speaker 12 (12:14):
So we're so excited.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Did they did your husband say you took him to
all these shows? Why don't you take me to something?
Speaker 8 (12:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:21):
It was kind of one of those things. And it's
close to our fourteenth anniversary, and so I was like, well,
this is just the whole family thing, and so we're
going to go see the Capitol and we're going to
go do that because Kyle hasn't been to Austin. So
we're just really excited.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
That's super cool. Austin is elite. We all met in Austin, obviously,
and we all came together in Austin except for Morgan.
You're here, you're here. I came from Kansas. Yeah. But
the show is going to be great. It's basically my
wedding Brooks and Dunn Rascal Flats, I know. Yeah, it's
going to be a really cool show. I mean, Brooks
(12:56):
and Dunn are playing that itself is freaking cool. Rascal
Flat Sam Hunt. Uh. That is Saturday night in Austin.
You can watch it on Hulu, by the way, so
you can stream that live on Hulu if you guys
want to watch the show. That's really cool. Melissa, have
a great time. Maybe we'll maybe we'll run into you somewhere.
We're doing a bunch of Austin stuff over the next.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
I would love that.
Speaker 12 (13:14):
I would love that.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
I'm trying shelf Country Cruise too, because I'll be fifty then,
so I'm trying to get tickets for that. But let
me tell you, we're really excited to see.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
You're cutting out a little bit, but that's awesome and
hopefully we'll see you. It's not tomorrow night, Saturday night,
all right, thanks Melessa. Let's go to Tina in Missouri. Tina,
you're on, Hey Tina.
Speaker 13 (13:37):
Hey, good morning, studio morning.
Speaker 10 (13:41):
Hey.
Speaker 13 (13:42):
I just wanted to call and see Bobby if you
might be willing to play mixed doubles with me in
that tournament that you're doing in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
I'm already playing singles and doubles.
Speaker 7 (13:53):
Yes, I don't know if I.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Why are you driving to Nashville to play in a tournament?
Speaker 13 (14:00):
I definitely would. I would be there in a heartbeat.
And I play with my husband all the time. He
is left handed and he actually only has one working
eye because he got hit in the head with a
bat when he was younger. And all of the tournaments
that we've entered together, we've won at like the three five,
three nine level, So I think we could dominate in
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the three to zero and I would definitely be I
of the tiger and ready to play.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
So I think I would definitely be open to it
if I wasnt already playing two. I've never even played
in a tournament, and so part of me thinks I
should just played one. But I have a buddy who
plays more, like, let's just play doubles as well. I
don't think I can do three.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
It's pretty cool, though, she her husband two, only has
one work and eye and is left handed.
Speaker 14 (14:44):
So she's used to your disabilities.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
It's just cover.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Yeah, you guys can all shut up.
Speaker 7 (14:50):
Okay, no, no, we're trying to help.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Now, you can all shut up. That's pretty cool, it is.
What if she doesn't have a husband, and she's just
like and he loves the Cubs and he's a huge
reason Back fan, and Arkanslas just unravels that it the
fictional version of me. Uh man, if I was only
playing one, I would definitely do it. This time, I'm
gonna have to say I can't. Well, I guess I could.
I'm gonna have to say I won't because I don't
know what I'm getting myself into. So another one. Let's
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do it. We can do another one at some point.
Your husband doesn't want to play.
Speaker 13 (15:17):
Okay, well no, he's his duper is too high, so
he can't play at that level. Yeah, your your pickleball rating.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Got it? I didn't know that's what it was called.
Like the hand it's like like a golf handicap. So
I don't have a rating because I've never officially played.
But I had to sign up on that site where
they keep it to play in a tournament. So I
don't know what mine is. I know my golf handicap is,
but I played. Yes, I played in like nine months. Now,
That's why I have my coke.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Afterwards, we're celebrating.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
So you do play golf and drink Coke and haw
to Coke did a little grunt. Tina. I can't this time,
but I think it'll be fun at some point to
do that, especially if you're that good. I'd love to
go win a tournament. But thank you, thank you for
thinking of me.
Speaker 13 (16:07):
Okay, all right, I.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Know I disappointed you. He joined the club, all right, Bye.
Speaker 12 (16:12):
Tina, goodbye. Thanks.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
I took reed to play yesterday. It's his last day
of work in here, and so we went to play golf.
It's kind of sad about that. And nobody ever leaves,
and like Read's purposely leaving.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
Well, well, he's getting it's a life thing because.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
He's choosing his new wife over me, And I'm that ridiculous.
I'm saying, like, you think, so weird would he do that?
We were talking about it because he reads like built
something pretty cool here, right, and he's giving it all
up to move to Saint Louis and he doesn't have
a job there yet. A whole chapter of his life
when he moved to Nashville is going to be over.
(16:53):
But he's going to go do it because his wife
is about to be a doctor. And that's about dealing
with That's I could sign what if she was going.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
To go be something like else, like a library.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Yeah, I would say, why can't she do that here?
Speaker 5 (17:09):
But the big one in Saint Louis.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Man, big library, big opportunity, run it soon, follow your
heart reads what I'd say, Yeah, can ever go wrong
if you're doing what you love?
Speaker 2 (17:19):
She was headed out to be a spin instructor, I would.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Just understand less if it was something where they she
has to go to Saint Louis because they do like
an internship, but they're a doctor residency. I think it's
called an internship over I think it's an intern residency.
But yeah, they're called an intern but they're also paid.
And it's like the first three years. Why do you
try to correct me there?
Speaker 5 (17:40):
Because he's only said residency.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
We looked it up because that he could be right,
but reads, we're gonna check you. If you're gonna do
that crowd to me, you're gonna yell over me and
be like that's correct. We're going to see. I've never
heard it be called an internship. I may just be
going probably is the knowledge. Let's call him. He's gonna
be like, why is it Bobby calling me this early?
Speaker 5 (18:00):
It's like I'm in trouble.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
He's like, let me mess with him. Probably packing crying. Remember, hey, man,
what's up last day? How you feeling. It's a bittersweet. Man,
(18:21):
I'm gonna miss you.
Speaker 8 (18:22):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Hey, come outside, we got something for you. Come out
the front door.
Speaker 7 (18:26):
At the front door.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
You're lying, Yeah, walk out the front door. What you're
at home? Right?
Speaker 6 (18:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Dude, I don't even got no pants on. We'll put
some pants on or shorts. You can play shorts on alright,
one second, okay, let me know when you're walking to
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the door. How about you get ready? Oh yeah, it's
like Christmas.
Speaker 8 (19:02):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (19:03):
You'll see? Mm hmmmm.
Speaker 8 (19:20):
Really what?
Speaker 6 (19:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
No, no, are you all the way outside now?
Speaker 10 (19:26):
I am.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Look to the right, look to the left. That whole world.
That's your oyster, and we give that to you right now,
the whole world. Yeah, that's our gift to you. You
can make any decision you want. The world is your oyster. Dude.
I heard a knock too. Yeah, we're not there. We
(19:47):
were talking about you, and I said, reads about to
be why fiance graduated and she's going to be an intern,
which is a doctor. And Eddie goes resident and so
I'm just, uh, is in turn the correct word use
for her? Oh that's a good question. I would just
stick to resident just because she is.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
She is a doctor.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
She's going to be a doctor. Now. After medical students graduate,
they become interns, and then they progress to residents and
then fellows. Oh okay, well she she wants to be
called doctor no matter what. Well you can be a doctor. Okay, yeah,
no one calls you intern. That's very true. Yeah, yeah see,
I guess. I guess in turn works. But you know,
(20:26):
oh that's fantastic. Dude, are you literally? I literally heard
a knock outside? Okay, Uh, we'll see you later on buddy.
Speaker 10 (20:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
So question is was that mean or funny?
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Funny? Funny? Funny funny?
Speaker 7 (20:42):
There's nothing mean about it.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
It's they have a president or a gift, and they
don't given the whole world.
Speaker 7 (20:49):
You gave him the oyster.
Speaker 14 (20:49):
It's sort of like the draft call, like when people
prank these draft picks. Is that funny or mean? It's funny,
it can be both.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
I think they way overreacted. It's so I feel like
I was the lone voice of sensibility. I guess it's
a freaking prank call, Like.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
You're talking about the other the assistant.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Coach got fined one hundred thousand dollars for pranking his son.
Yeah you know what we're talking about.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
I feel like I've heard about it, Bill Belichick, No,
it's about it just yeah, yeah, all right, Well I
can't know anything about sports.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
It was a challenge. He's mister challenge. Today.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
I'm asking, do you know what he's talking about?
Speaker 2 (21:24):
I mean, I've come across sometimes I get tidbits.
Speaker 6 (21:29):
So what is it?
Speaker 2 (21:30):
The prank call from some coach?
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Eddie's on one today? Edie challenged two people in like
two minutes times.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I know, I guess I don't know the full story,
but I mean I've heard about it.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
There so a kid prank called Shitar Sanders who was
waiting to be drafted, and he was like, hey, you
ready to be brown?
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Yes, yes, it's yes. I saw this on social media.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Yes, I figured you did a big story. And then
it wasn't really the player. It was just like a
college student happened and his dad's an assistant coach, and
they say dad left the iPad out and that all
the numbers on it, of all the like burner phone
is that the NFL sends out to players, so you
can't do this. So the kid had the number because
that was just a coach, and so they called and
prank called him and they had a video and everybody's
acting like they killed the dude. It's like it's prank
(22:10):
Call's supposed to be little comfortable. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Sometimes I don't have volume up, you.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Mean on your social media videos.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Yeah, so I just have to like just see the
caption out so that I'm like, okay.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I didn't. I wasn't challenging.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
I don't know. It was like I didn't expect her
to be like, yeah, it's funny. I thought she would
take the angle of like no, that's kind of mean.
I mean it can be.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Well, it was kind of mean because he was like waiting,
like you're waiting for your TV. They were acting like
he was waiting for a kidney, and they called and
they were like, we got your kidney. It's coming on
in the ice chest and he's like, oh my god,
I'm gonna live.
Speaker 12 (22:41):
Just kidding.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
People were like screaming at the TV like I can't
believe they would do that, and I'm like, dude, you
never did a prank.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Call like, get over it, right, Just think sometimes people
are a little up tight.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
It can be mean, and it can also be funny, right,
just like exactly what you did to read little mean?
It's right the scales of justice it was wasn't more funny,
and I vote it's slightly more funny.
Speaker 7 (23:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
But he was like, I don't even have men pins on,
so we went to put pansy.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
He probably thought, man, Bobby, why is it really going
out with a bang? Probably got me a new car.
Speaker 7 (23:12):
Actually thought that's why it's buddy, Yeah I did.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
I didn't happen. Kid damaged a Mark Rothko painting at
a museum worth nearly fifty six million dollars.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
That's tough.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Kids scrash it at a Dutch museum. The child who
has not been identified is also the same kid that
prank called Hitter Sanders.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
Twice in one week.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
The child who has not been identified, managed to deface
the American painter's nineteen sixty abstract work during a visit
to this museum. Wow. Okay, so here's the first question.
It's not even why I take a kid to a museum,
because I think kids should go to museums. But number
two is why is it not super protected that nobody
can get to it if it's worth that much? And
then number two, how is something from nineteen sixty worth
fifty six million dollars?
Speaker 5 (23:53):
That's crazy, it's not even that old.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Yeah, Belichick is probably born before that.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
And then who pays? Like, right, what happens do the
parents I have to say, for the rest of their
lives to pay for this?
Speaker 7 (24:05):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
I think nothing happens because you really can't revalue it. Yeah,
I mean there's probably an insurance, but you can't make
that painting the value that it.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
Was or is it worth more now because it has
a kid scratch on it?
Speaker 1 (24:23):
If the kid would have been like Tiger Woods at
age nine, who then got famous? Yea, possibly, but no.
The painting gray orange on maroon number eight, which, by
the way, two things. One. I could paint this. I
mean have you seen it? Have you seen it? There's
not one of us who couldn't paint this.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Tell me what to google?
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Google gray orange on maroon number eight. So that's first
of all, and again that's not the whole point of it.
The point of it is what you can and can't paint.
It's it's very simple. Is it gray orange with orange
and maroon? Yeah, it doesn't look like that because my
colors are so off me colorblind.
Speaker 7 (25:02):
Oh, it's so stupid.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
I'd call that purple with black and orange.
Speaker 7 (25:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
Oh yeah, we could all do that.
Speaker 7 (25:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
So there are small scratches are visible in the unvarnished
paint layer. Conservation expertise has been sought in the Netherlands.
We're currently researching the next steps New York Post. I
don't know, but how do you have something worth fifty
six million dollars available to be touched?
Speaker 5 (25:28):
Those van goes that you saw are like the Mona
Lisa like, are they.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Can't touch them? Can't get close? Air and glass? Okay,
that's my question, Mona Lisa. You can't even get up
to it. There's like a barrier.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
You could a kid crawl over the barrier and touch it.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
And it's in a glass. It's there's a barrier. Then
it's in glass.
Speaker 7 (25:46):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
And it's in glass that protects it from all the flashes,
so the flashes don't wear the painting down.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Yeah, it's pretty cool though, to see that many people
care about.
Speaker 5 (25:56):
Art because we all know the Mona Lisa.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah, and I walked in and it was actually bigger
than I thought it was going to.
Speaker 5 (26:01):
Be because people say it's small.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Absolutely, everyone's always like, it's so much smaller. So I
walked in right to see a posted stance. Yeah, and
then it was just like a regular painting, and I
was like, oh, it's much bigger than I thought.
Speaker 5 (26:14):
So, and those van Goes were those regular or bigger size,
A little bigger.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
But you get closer to them, so they're allowed to
be a little bigger, but they're protected. They're really expensive.
On I'm just surprised that fifty six million dollar painting
one was in nineteen sixty and then two that a
kid could just get up to it.
Speaker 5 (26:33):
But you know what, I'm thinking. There are Picassos, I think,
and he painted in the sixties. Oh yeah, right, he's
he a sixties painter. Yeah, maybe fifties seventies too, maybe yeah,
So I mean his probably are really expensive.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Is there a fifty six million dollar Pacasso? I don't
know Pablo Piicasso paintings. He was born in eighteen eighty one.
He died in nineteen seventy three. Oh wow, that's crazy,
think about that. Piasso was a lie in seventy three.
Speaker 5 (27:01):
We weren't.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
He got to experience Aerosmith disco.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
Probably a little man. Maybe he discoed a little bit.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
He was like Bill Belichick was like twelve.
Speaker 7 (27:11):
That's wild.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
When he died.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
When he died, it all comes back to Bill Belichick.
We probably met.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Bill Belichick's girlfriend's parents born yet good?
Speaker 5 (27:22):
No, probably not. I know they weren't because we looked
that up, right, like forty Yeah, I think I think
we did.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
He was twelve. The parents we looked up, I don't
think were her. I think we looked up the singer
on SNL, not slain.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Oh no, we looked at her parents.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
I think we're okay because we were talking about how
her dad is forty eight or something.
Speaker 14 (27:42):
Because we were talking about her Bill Belichick meeting the parents.
Then we were like, really, it's Bill Bill Belichick met
the grandparents. That's crazy.
Speaker 6 (27:50):
I know.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
We were talking about please Please Please singing SNL. And
the joke was her parents weren't even alive whenever Paul
Simon first performed and we talked about their age.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
I don't recall that.
Speaker 7 (28:05):
I don't recall that.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Yeah about that, Yeah, we.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Did Paul Simon, please please please make at.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
Fact check that though, and they were alive.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
It was the sn L fiftieth anniversary. We talked about it,
and that was the joke that she made. My parents
weren't even ana Lie the first time you played it.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Do you see you talked about that recently on the show.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Yes, we talked about you had us on mute? Probably
he saw a headline had us on you?
Speaker 2 (28:29):
That would be so fun.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
What it's not so mean?
Speaker 5 (28:33):
Do you have mute us?
Speaker 10 (28:34):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
It's not clear what Jordan's father, Heath Hudson forty eight
makes up his daughter's relationship with Bill Belichick, as he
now lives in a different state and could be reached
by the post forty eight and could not be reached
by the.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
Post forty eight was not around when Picasso.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
I could ask Bill about it. That's got to be bizarre.
The parents are meeting, well, you don't even the parents
aren't even meeting. Bill's parents can't even meet.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
No, they're not Yeah, they're not here.
Speaker 8 (28:59):
No.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
But unless you're like, the dad's a football fan, Like
that's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Yeah, he could be like, oh my god, what if
he's a huge Patriots fan?
Speaker 5 (29:07):
I had a daughter and she was dating Jimmy Johnson,
like the Cowboys coach.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Yeah, but that would be weird because he's like one hundred.
Speaker 5 (29:13):
Yeah, he would be weird. Dude, Come on in, Jimmy,
it's grill.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
You probably find the good in it. You probably find
the good in it, but you wouldn't think it was
good at first.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
No way, you would be like you dirty, dirty man.
Speaker 5 (29:24):
Jerry Jones, Joe Johnson's one.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Oh yeah, it'd be like you dirty, dirty man for sure.
Speaker 12 (29:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (29:30):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Jimmy Johnson's eighty one. Jerry Jones is eighty two. They
do not seem like the same age.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
Yeah, like in the nineties they kind of looked a
little closer, but.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Now they don't. Jimmy Jones, Jimmy Johnson, here's a sandwich place.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
No, I know that he's a coach. I just want
to see what he looks like compared to Jerry Jones.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Hey, do we have voicemails? I can do I can
do some voicemails.
Speaker 6 (29:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Anyway, that pain was fifty six million bucks. I thought
it was wild that it was available for somebody just
to walk up and scratch like a little bit. That's
on the museum. If you have than that valuable, that's
that accessible, that's on the music a little bit too. Okay,
let's go voice my number one.
Speaker 7 (30:07):
Right.
Speaker 12 (30:07):
I'm so happy for Morgan listening to her talk about
her boyfriend asking her to be his girlfriend. I know
she's really sweet to hear, and I'm really happy for
after everything she's been through. Shame on that girl calling
the other day and being a hater. This should be
number one.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Those could be different. You could be happy for Morgan
but also think he didn't rate number one in the
week of bits.
Speaker 7 (30:29):
It could be both, yeah, yeah, but it'll be in
this week.
Speaker 14 (30:31):
I'm Dancing in the rain? Is that number one on
best book? And if so, I mean that's crazy.
Speaker 7 (30:35):
Back to back vote.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Bits. She gets to make the poll, you know what,
and no one told her to make the poll. She
coun put herself a number one every week. I'll give
a crap ran.
Speaker 7 (30:44):
The video of us?
Speaker 12 (30:45):
How are you doing job?
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Guys of us?
Speaker 5 (30:47):
Find out she has a boyfriend, was funny. Why it's
just because we're all like and why why do you
think because we've been down this road before? That's it?
Speaker 7 (30:57):
How many times?
Speaker 5 (30:58):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (30:59):
I didn't I wasn't married when I joined the show
when I was twenty three years old. What did you
expect to happen? This is your life? I giggled when
I saw that video, because you think in our heads,
we're thinking, what play it out in our heads?
Speaker 5 (31:13):
In our heads, let's just roll through this and we'll
hear it. It's cool, we're happy for but we've we've been.
Speaker 14 (31:19):
Here before, and then you're thinking, like, six months down
the list.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
See what happens. What do you think? What do you
think down the line? Yeah, it'll be like play it
out predicted, it'll be.
Speaker 9 (31:28):
Her like, well, guys weren't along together? No, And it's
like and we're like why, Well, it turns out he was.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
To be fair her last boyfriend that was not it.
He just like that was her last boyfriend that was not.
Speaker 7 (31:48):
Still skeptical that he was.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
That's normal, not skeptical of that one.
Speaker 14 (31:52):
He's just in together.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
And then he's just all of a sudden Jewish Jewish,
all of a sudden.
Speaker 7 (31:58):
He cares about religion. It's like, add up, man, that
not up?
Speaker 14 (32:03):
Like you can't go see the other girl if he's
living with with her like that, they've done that.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Up maybe they weight on, maybe just wait on on
the whole time and then all. But that's kind of
a funny thought that he didn't know he's Jewish until
until he saw the bill for the couches. He's like,
thirteen hundred dollars. God, I think I might be Jewish.
That's it's unfair, Morgan.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
We're laughing because nod.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Yes, we're being stupid.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
We didn't care about you, like role played what it's
going to be like?
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Yeah, how in the video two you're like.
Speaker 7 (32:35):
The person over here.
Speaker 5 (32:36):
No, that's what's so funny. We're all doing the same thing.
Speaker 6 (32:39):
No.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
I was just like, you're doing the voice now and
you're kind of lying. You're doing the voice, the high
pitch voice. You've turned it up to high pitch.
Speaker 14 (32:47):
No, it's gonna be good.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Did this become like a roadstone?
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Morgan stateium lize, No, no.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
No, anytime anything gets put out there, everybody sees a
vulnerable target and they take shots all of us. And
you are that right now. I feel like I've been
that a lot. But it's okay. We wouldn't pick at
you if we didn't care about you.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Oh, it's okay.
Speaker 10 (33:08):
I hope it works so hopefully I won't be coming
to the show and be like, sorry, guys, but honestly,
another one.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
We do care, like, we do care. Sure we love
to not hear the womb.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Yeah, we're rooting for this.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
I'll play religion.
Speaker 7 (33:21):
Yeah, religion, we are great.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Already had that conversation guy, but they didn't. Did you
not have the you learned from the last guy to
have the competition?
Speaker 6 (33:29):
No?
Speaker 2 (33:29):
No, no, I learned this conversation early. It wasn't as
important to him until.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
But okay, I think it's fair to go. Sometimes a
big decision makes you consider your priorities and reconsider your
priorities so we can make all the jokes. I like
making jokes. I'm going to get back to joke making,
but I do want to put a shield up for
a second and go. It's still funny though it was
after the partners. Still that's funny.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
But wait, was the last the one that was Jewish.
Speaker 7 (33:58):
Rooms to go?
Speaker 5 (33:59):
What's this big? Wait?
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Was it one that in the beginning he had the
cute like list on the fridge? To me, that's giving
very much like dancing in the rain.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Like love bomb type stuff.
Speaker 10 (34:14):
I don't feel like he ever loved bomb though I
think he did feel that way.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
I just don't. I don't think.
Speaker 10 (34:18):
No, I'm talking about the previous I don't. I just
don't like the more that we got into that relationship.
I just don't think he ever, which is wild because
he was thirty one years old, like he had never
had that like serious conversation with himself of what his.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Future looked like, right and.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Decision.
Speaker 10 (34:36):
Yeah, and I think he kind of finally realized it,
and that was what made the truth.
Speaker 7 (34:40):
I got a question, what happened to the furniture it got?
Speaker 10 (34:43):
I mean, it never came, so I was, ay.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
You deal with that. That's on you. I like eight
days like rocks, This is cool, this is awesome. We
like the camp.
Speaker 5 (34:57):
What we are really we are?
Speaker 1 (35:00):
We are no, we are Hey, Yeah, I didn't see
the video.
Speaker 5 (35:07):
You know, when you live it, you don't catch this.
You're like, that's funny.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
It's a little dramatic in telling it back though, because
I don't think it was that.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
But everything is dramatic for comedic purposes.
Speaker 7 (35:17):
I'm pretty sure that's a little man.
Speaker 5 (35:18):
We're like, all right, let's hear from Morgan.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Okay, guys are wrong.
Speaker 7 (35:27):
You guys are so good.
Speaker 6 (35:29):
Yeah, you did the high voice, so don't act like
I don't know why my voice. Okay, a couple of things.
I have no idea that the voicemail was, like that's it.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Hey, I got thanks for same with the caller, like
we're happy for.
Speaker 5 (35:46):
You too, totally, we are happy for you.
Speaker 7 (35:49):
Are you going to stay number one for two weeks
in a row? Find out?
Speaker 10 (35:52):
I'm gonna I'm gonna put myself at number seven.
Speaker 7 (35:54):
Oh, but you're gonna make it.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
I think you should make it. Hey, play number three,
play Steven Louisiana Ray.
Speaker 8 (36:00):
Anything else about that special that Tommy's specially come out?
I know you said you absolutely own the rights to it.
And my second question is what's going on with Lunchbox
this car that's still broke down sitting in his drawway,
because I heard that he's still riding his bike. So anyway,
I bought your special and his lunchbox car still broke
down in his driveway.
Speaker 14 (36:17):
Lunchbox, I don't have a driveway, but yeah, the five
Ultima is still sitting right there in front of my house.
And like when it rains, you see sticks and leaves
get all pushed up under the tire, so you got
to clean it out. So it looks like I hadn't
been sitting there for so long. Seeah, I'm still there, man,
I'm still still hoping that somehow she's going to come
back to life.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Why don't you sell it. It's not gonna come out.
Speaker 5 (36:37):
The cars don't really do that.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Yeah, you have to do something.
Speaker 7 (36:40):
What's that real goal? I really don't know. I really
don't know.
Speaker 5 (36:44):
Like I just don't know how to get rid of it.
Speaker 8 (36:45):
Is that it?
Speaker 7 (36:46):
No, No, I know how to get rid of it.
There's a lot of options to get rid of it.
It's just now.
Speaker 14 (36:51):
I mean when it died, she was been in my
life nineteen years. Now, she's been in my life twenty years.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Sometimes you gotta cut it. Yeah, pull the plug.
Speaker 5 (36:58):
I know a place that does like recycled cars for
people that need cars. It needs to do, not resuscitate.
Speaker 14 (37:04):
I've had some neighbors ask like, hey, we're gonna turn
that into a statue.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Mm hm oh yeah, that means I'm just kind of
polluting the road.
Speaker 14 (37:11):
I'm like, no, man, old Nissan and she's still sitting there.
Speaker 7 (37:13):
She's just she's not ready to go yet.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
They're comedy special. Let me call read oh get them again,
(37:36):
He refuses to answer. I'm not following for that again.
Speaker 7 (37:47):
So we have it.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
I just haven't put it. I haven't put it up.
I'm gonna put it up on YouTube page. It's my
Bobby Cash channel, but it's called Bobby Bones channel. I'll
try to get up the next two weeks. We've been
doing so many podcasts. We're gonna the Eric Church Bobbycast
on Monday on Bobby Bone's channel on YouTube, and we're
not gonna put it out till later in the week.
So we've mostly been doing getting that ready. But yeah,
(38:10):
I just kept to just have to commit and put
it up. But it'll be in the next couple of weeks,
I assume. Or I could just do like Wu Tang,
just make a special that I keep hidden, I get
locked away and it like the legacy of it builds,
or sell it to one person one yeah, I sell
it to the farm big, the pharma guy, farmer bro Yeah,
Martin Scarelli. So yeah, I should get up the next
(38:32):
couple of weeks. Redidn't answer, so he has it. But
that's what's up, all right, Thank you guys, Morgan, Because
we mess with you there. Do you want to talk
about your podcast? What's on your podcast?
Speaker 4 (38:42):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (38:42):
Yeah, this week I had a trauma therapist on and
she talked all about oh.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Gosh, go ahead and get a wreck back on to
do that.
Speaker 10 (38:53):
We talked about just the experience with trauma and how
it looks different for everybody and how we grow from it.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
So and you're called take this personally. There you go,
go check out for Morgan's sake, go check out Take
this personally with Morgan Hilsman. All right, that's it. Thank
you guys, We will see you tomorrow.