June 21, 2025 • 50 mins
SORE LOSERS: In this episode SZN woke from a nap when BAE hit him with the I am proud of line that really shook Ray's world. Plus Lunchbox's wife put him in an awkward situation with a group of moms in the neighborhood but then it took a turn that turned into an incredible experience for Lunchbox. Ray and Lunchbox can't get on the golf course so we can't even talk about golf to bore the listeners thanks to all the rain and we talk about Coaches Convention 5! Also we read some emails for Sore Losers Nation.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yep. Oh, man, hello, I can't even tell, honestly, if
I'm on, or if if the MIC's on, or.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I know, because you don't have a condom on.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
One day, one day, one day, we're gonna just get
a pair of these called headphones. I don't think if
you watch Howard Stern, does he do it without a condom?
Don't think so.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I'm not watching game tape on other radio hosts.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I'm not about. What about your boy McAfee McAfee, does
he do it with headphones or none?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
He does earbuds, I think.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Okay, so he has something in the ear.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
But man, most people that call themselves audio engineers or
audio people, I'm pretty sure they got to hear the
audio to do the audio. But hey, whatever, man, I.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Think it leads to a better show. As I'm trying
to say, I got it.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I believe you.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
And I did have the complaint for my wife. She
said that the horn was too much. So now, if
I am going to please tell me this remote has
a battery, it does, I will lower it a little
bit and I will use it sparingly. Not bad.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
That wasn't a bad one.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I got a compliment from my wife the other day,
not to start it off on a positive note or
anything good. She goes, I don't know what prompted it,
but she goes, this is dead serious. I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
No, I believe you. Okay, I believe you that your
wife gave you a compliment, and so I can't wait
to hear it.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
She I just woke up from a nap, so I
was half drunk and grogger's and she said something to
the effect of, it's really cool that you and lunch
have built. I'm proud of you. But I just woke up,
so I didn't know. I didn't know where it came from.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
What is going on?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I don't know. I was like, what did we build?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
And you're proud of us? Or she's proud of you?
So explain to me what she said next? Like then
did she say I want a new car? And and
did she say, hey, I want to add a basement?
Like what followed the Usually it's a butter up and
(02:08):
then they'd say something.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I think she read a comment on some message board
and it said that they loved the podcast and how
much it meant to them, and so then she said that,
and I go, oh, thank you, but I didn't really know.
I don't I don't know where it came from, but yeah, wow,
she was moved to say that to me. We never
get deep with each other. That's just our life. I'm
not gonna be like, honey, I've never told you this before,
(02:31):
but I love you. She just knows I love her.
There's things you just know in a relationship, so I
just we just know. I appreciate her working, she appreciates
me working. For her to stop down and say, really
cool what you guys have built, I was like, Rome
wasn't built in the day. Thanks, I don't know what
we're talking about.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Huh. I don't think my wife maybe after at the
first Coaches convention she was like, this is pretty cool.
I don't know this. She's ever said. I'm proud of you,
like what you've built.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Right, But remember the first Coaches convention. You were emotional
at the Roulette Wheel. Yeah, because you said I built this. No.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I didn't say no, no, no stop stop now you're lying.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
No no because I never heard it. And I go,
heyhy did you get it? Why was Lexbied emotional? And
somebody said he was talking about building this like you
were a construction worker.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
No, I got emotional at the roulette table because we won.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Ray Hey, all of a sudden, Man, we were all
real happy with each other when we'd won another consecutive
roulette spid.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
No, I was more the whole time leading up to it.
I mean, from the first time in the shower, washing
the left arm pit and thinking about coaches convention, throwing
a party, doing this thing. I thought, oh my gosh,
is this actually gonna work? And all the lead up,
(04:01):
like are people gonna be there? Are people gonna be there?
Are people gonna be there? I had no idea. And
then when we went to that open bar happy hour
at the Westgate and there were so many people there,
I think in emotionally like released some like the stress.
Like I didn't show the stress on the outside. On
the inside I worried, like, oh my gosh, this is
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gonna be a big bust. Is this gonna be a
big bus is? And so I internally I worried about it,
but on the outside I acted confident. And then we
go to the roulette wheel and we win, and I
see I mean a mob, a literal mob of people
around the roulette table, jumping up and down, screaming, people
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going absolutely crazy. And I don't know what it was.
If it was the months of planning, the months of stress,
the heck, I haven't been anywhere because of COVID. I
don't know what it all was. But I did get
emotional and I I said, I can't believe we built this.
I can't believe this many people came.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
What?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
And I kept asking people, And maybe I was a
little intoxicated too, because Martinez Eric that you. He kept saying,
I'll do a shot, and tall guy, let's get me,
get on my shoulders, take a shot on my shoulders.
And all that combined. I started asking me, well, why
did you come, like why are you here? Like what
(05:26):
made you come? Because I was shocked that people were there.
I was shocked. So I never said I I never
said I built anything. I said I had a dream
in the shower with the left armpit and a bar
of soap, but it was a we the entire time.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
This may be the wrong clip. I can't hear it.
I don't have a condom on, so tell me if
this is it, okay, I'll bleep that. I don't know
who that is, it says Cee see Roulette set up.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Oh no, that's not us.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Five minutes. I remember that that was not our clip.
Is it bad audio that can play?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I think it's a different podcast. Okay, So I don't
think that's us, but our should be in there somewhere.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I searched all the keywords bet Roulette, coaches, convinced red,
bet No.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah, man, so I don't know. That's pretty cool that
your wife said that, And and I what's happened with Callaway?
Like his diagnosis and everybody like rallying behind him, and
everybody's showing up for him. That's when it's weird to me.
It's like, Wow, these people like met, they like each other,
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their friends, and they have each other's back. I thought
they were just drunken degenerates, but it's like actual. Some
of them have souls that like want to take care
of other people, Like Emily mckimmon. She's a teacher. I mean,
that's weird that we have a teacher that in the
Slippery Nipples from New Mexico. You wouldn't think they would
want to listen to this show.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
You find it, We're not gonna find it, Okay, the
database has been corrupted with other shows. You got people
writing over files. There's a wrap station, there actually is
in that. There's a rock station. There's a rock station.
There's a rock station. There's a what's the other one river?
So everybody copies over files.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, so we actually got an email speaking of callaway.
So say coaches, I've always had to make a wish
list just in case something bad ever happened to me.
I had the surgery a few weeks ago, and I
went and looked at my list. Number one on his
make a wish be on Around the Horn.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
That show get canceled.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I got canceled. Man sorry. Number two as a Saints fan,
catch a passing practice from Derek Carr.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Oh no, and they may be the worst team NFL
this year with plow oh No.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Number three. I always respected Diddy. I wanted to go
to one of his parties.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I gotta tip your cap to that one.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Number four was hang out with Mike Leach for a
few hours.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Oh my gosh, is he being funny.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I don't think he's being funny.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
He's zero for five.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Attend a Texas College World Series game. There you go,
they didn't make it. And number six guest appearance on
the Sore losers. The door is open, Callaway, the door
is open. Seems like only one of these things is
still a possibility. Holler at ma Ife, y'all need a
guest host in the slow months of June or July.
I'm only a couple hours away.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Taylor, Callaway and Callawai love you man, Thanks for that.
We need to make sure what dever Barr. We're having
some of our stuff that has a wheelchair ramp out
front for Callaway, Cappy and Cappy.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I think CAPI will come.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, it's an aging demographic. I'm doing this for seven
years now. That's the thing.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
You know. You think Callaway's gonna need a wheelchair?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yeah? Probably. I imagine he's got crutches right now. He's not
telling us, but he's got a cane. He's not walking
how he was. I mean, he's got a diaper on.
He's not putting that in the email.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Oh okay. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I've
never been through any of this. I'm not quite sure
exactly how it works. But uh yeah, So when your
wife says she's proud of us, when we get emails
like that, that's like, dang, dude, he wants to be
a guest host on this show. That's wild and.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
It could just be with my planner fascyitis, which is
now healed, Thank the Lord, I could have used a
wheelchair man when those feet stop working, that's a weird feeling.
I can run again now without pain. Really yeah, okay, yes,
it randomly just need to be stretched out and add
Baser's nurse told me how to stretch it out.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
How'd you do it?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
It's, uh, basically, you find a step on a stairwell
and you just lift your legs up and down and
just stretch out that middle part of your foot. It
just like gets the nerve and the cells working and
going and gets the receptors fired up that and then
oh I iced it as well. Ibuprofen At first, you know,
you take one here, one there, and then you just
don't need the ibuprofen anymore. And a guy told me
(10:12):
an uber driver speaking of ibuprofen, he said, how do
not have a hangover? So this might come in handy
for the convention.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Let me tell you Uber drivers are real smart.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
He said, four ibuprofen two hundred milligrams each, so he
equals eight hundred milligrams he takes before he drinks.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I don't know if that's safe. Yeah, let me google.
I'm just gonna say that. I'm not a doctor. Is
it safe to take ibuprofen?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Ibuprofen eight hundred milligram, that's half a trank? Well, what's next?
Ivermectin your horse, tranquilizer right in your ass.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
It's usually safe to drink alcohol while taking ibuprofen. If
you take too much and drink too much, it'll upset
your stomach. Though, Well, that's just if you drink too much.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
He told us that. And he also told us his
favorite bar was kid Rocks, And I said, oh, because
they dance on the bar, and he goes, yeah, what upskirt?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Oh man, I'm proud of you. Right, let's start the show.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
That was it, man, That's all I had.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
I no, no, no, yeah, because you've talked about your wife,
So you're gonna start the show. And then I'm gonna
tell you about how amazing my wife is.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Arnold. I'm gonna tell you how amazing Abby is. She
pleases me when I need to be pleasured.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
What the.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
All right? We'll talk to Arnold here in a minute.
Are we gonna go live.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, we're gonna go live right now, Arnold.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
You good? Your voice warmed up? Losers? Okay, good, We're
gonna do it live. We are the one, two, three
sore losers.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, soggy to the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
What's up you guys, I'm Arnold. I looked on in
Town with Abbey. Apparently there is forty eight hundred unoccupied
apartment condos rooms in downtown Nashville because of the price
we pay three thousand a month. Over to you, Ray, Yeah,
I saw that article as well. It said Nashville is
top ten in the top ten of fifty cities in
(12:19):
America with the most condos apartments added since twenty twenty. Wow,
that was a lot of numbers. Didn't think going in
that I was gonna have to say all that. But
very interesting. And we look across the river there are
two condos unoccupied, So that makes sense, Arnold. What I'd
be all hat is sison from the North Alpha Mala.
I lived with Baser, my wife, two point two acres,
two point two kids at Vanderbilt clinic Lunch knows of them.
(12:44):
Justin actually observes them every single day, and we won't sell.
We won't sell it's corn, says in the cornstalks. Guys,
I was wrong the other day. They're actually over the car,
so they're about six feet high. Thank you. They're gonna
be going to market soon.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
I knew you had to be wrong because all of
the rain. I mean, there hasn't been golf. Everybody's like,
where's the golf pod, where's the golf pall? We haven't
been able to play golf. Guys, it's impossible. I was
at the grocery store yesterday and this old lady behind me,
she's probably maybe seventy five eighty, and I'm getting done
checking out and she tells the cashier, Yeah, I was
supposed to go play golf this morning, but I had
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to cancel. I'm like, cancel. You probably had to cancel
the last two weeks. It doesn't stop raining. She goes,
I know I was gonna go with one of my grandkids,
and I had to call him last night and tell him, Johnny,
I don't think we're gonna be able to golf.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
What perfect time with grandma to play golf and you
get to clock at his time with Grahama.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I mean, how awesome would that be if Grandma and
Grandpa played golf.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Because the problem is, you go over to Grandpa, you
can talk sports. Grandma was always tough and she wasn't
she was into sports, I think because of Grandpa. But
it was always just you're trying to find that common ground.
But to have golf. Wow.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah. I could talk Kansas Jayhawk basketball with Grandma and Grandpa.
But they didn't play sports. It wasn't like we were
going to go, you know, run around the track or
swing the baseball bat at the batting cage. But they
enjoyed talking Kansas basketball. So we could watch Kansas basketball together.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Uh kids, Grandma, Grandpa, old lady. Do you think it
was a country club or MUNI? Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
I think it was a muni. I mean, well, I
don't know, maybe her grant. I didn't see her grandson,
so I don't know what a grant. I mean, she
looked like it's a normal old lady.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
See that's sad. I would hope in the dawn of
our lives, just much like her, that we can first
of all afford to get Groceres delivery Graandma doesn't need
to be going to the store.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
But also she's active though she wants to stay active
and stay interactive. That helps me interact with people.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
That's actually cool. I don't know why I said that,
But the country club, what is it, twenty thousand a year?
You got to be able to afford that, But don't
you have to pay to get in like you do?
But then you get the better tea times and it
just seems like a better staff. I bet they have
drink girls at the count. We got to ask bones
the country club have drink girls because they don't have to.
They don't at Munie's. I'll tell you right now, No
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they did.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
The last time I played a country club, they did
have a drink girl.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
She came around Ray it was a drink prostitute.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
No, no, it wasn't that. But speaking of you were
talking about the condos in Nashville unoccupied.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yeah, we can see him.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Yeah, so people like maybe not even get an airbnb
or a hotel, just crash at one of those, like
a flophouse, just break in and live there for a
couple of days. It'll take him a couple days to
kick you out and Also, if you're coming for the
Coach's convention, be careful of the sewer rats. I don't
know if you saw this ray. Two dudes were.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
At a bar. Is this a joke or story or
real life?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
No, there's real life.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
They start talking to these chicks and like, hey, you
want to come back to our airbnb? And the chicks said, yeah,
we'll come back to your airbnb. One chick and one
dude went in one room. One chick and one dude
went in the other room, and the dude was like,
I got to go to the bathroom. So he takes
his watch off, puts it under his hat. She's in
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the bed and he goes in to go take a pee,
and he comes out and he sees her reaching for
the twenty thousand dollars. Rolex, I'll get it another wrong
with a reach. She grabs it and he's naked. She
takes off running, Her friend runs with her. They run
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out of the condo.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
You gotta defend your honor with your sword, man, You
got it right there, arms linked.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
They gone got that twenty thousand dollars. Rolex. Dude jumped
on the phone, called nine one one, gave a description
Luckily the girls didn't get far because they left their shoes.
They were barefoot two blocks away arrested. So if you're
gonna wear a rolex, people be careful who you're taking
back to your airbnb. But if you don't have a rolex,
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go with the sewer rats.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
That's billion his buddy. They were wearing audio paquettes one
hundred thousand dollars. Watches.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Don't know what that is, never heard of it. Yeah,
I'm not a watch guy. We're gonna take a break
and I'm gonna tell you all about how amazing my
wife is and your wife complimented you. I'm gonna give
you like a little story about my wife and how
she made me feel. Right after this yesterday, Ray, my
wife's like, hey, I got a doctor's appointment, so I'm
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gonna have to head out. It's at one forty five.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
You want me to put my stethoscope on in the robe?
Speaker 2 (17:18):
I said, no problem, you go to the doctor. It's
all good. I'll be here.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Knock, knock, knock. Are you ready for your boob exam? No?
Speaker 2 (17:28):
I don't think it was a I don't even know.
I'll be honest, I don't know what it was, and
I don't ask questions. I'm just like, all right, go
for it. And then I get a text and it's
three o'clock and she says, headed home, but Rachel may
beat me there, and I was like what. She goes, yeah,
she's coming over with her two kids, so just let
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her in if I'm not home.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Awesome.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I'm like, uh, our boys are asleep. She says, okay,
just let them in anyway. Okay.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
So about eight minutes later, I get up. There's Rachel
and her two kids, and I'm supposed to entertain this
lady and her two kids. Cool, thanks, wife, Let me
talk to these ladies. Blah blah.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
This lady you know her?
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Yeah, I know her kind of. I don't know her
that well. And then what do you know, here comes
Sarah and her three kids. Okay, Hi, what's up, how
you doing?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Come on in.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I know her, so I can talk to her, know
her kids a lot better. So now there's five kids
and two moms and me. My wife's still not home.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I like the ratio.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Then who comes walking up? Right?
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Another woman? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
I remember the random lady and my wife talked to
when I was out for a bike ride and here,
she comes with her two kids.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
At some point, you got to take it to the
living room a little bit more cozy.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
And it's us three and her two kids. So that's
five seven kids and me and three women. My wife
still isn't home.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I don't see a problem yet.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
You don't see a problem. Hey, I'm just gonna have
all these ladies over, and I may not be home yet. Like,
if you're gonna have these people over, like, at least
be home because I don't know the Rachel. I barely
know the other lady. I nowhere for five minutes when
she was sitting on my front porch. No idea what
I was supposed to say them, Hi, guys, this is
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what's your name? Again? I didn't even know her name.
I had to introduce her to the other two ladies.
Then my wife gets home, then my three kids get up,
and we got pure chaos at the house.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
And that that's gonna be my story later. Chaos. Yeah,
And that's exactly what just happened.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
And that's all it was. And I was like, oh
my gosh, I can have no relaxation time. I got
all these kids, these women, and then I'm like, do
I have to sit in here and chat with them,
or can I go in another room and just like
watch the college World series.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
And that's the thing. What's wrong with them coming over
putting their shelves on display. I don't I don't see
the problem.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
The problem is my wife gave me no heads up.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Shelves on top, ray ath leisure on bottom.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
I'm not mad about them coming over.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Hi, Jenny, how you been. How's your sex life with Gary?
Speaker 2 (20:16):
I just found it a little strange.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
You can talk about the same crap you talked about
the dads with campfire in the back, the kids, how's
your sex life? School's out for the summer, the pool, bikinis.
All that is the same crap you talked about with
the dudes.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
No, no, no, the one dad I still haven't even met, Like,
I've never met him. The wife that my wife met
on the porch, I've never met her husband. Don't don't
know them. Don't be real. None of the women came
with their husbands.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Probably all their marriages are on the rocks, or they're
probably all at work.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Oh oh, and they're all stay at homes. Well, no
one got off at home husband exactly. That's exactly where
I was going right. They think you're They're like, what
the hell is the guy doing it? They think you're
the brother that the the two ladies that I don't know. Well,
I'm like they look at me like what is this
guy doing? Like where what?
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Like?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Why is he here? Because that's what I'm thinking. I'm like,
they think I just sit around all day.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Well they think, okay, hey he must work from home
on a computer. But then you're just there.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Then I'm just there. I'm in the toy room with
everybody hanging out, just talking and chatting it up. All right, cool?
What's up?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Man? Alright? O? Hey, how you doing?
Speaker 2 (21:29):
All right?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Cool? Cool? Cool?
Speaker 2 (21:31):
And then you know I'm like, hey is everybody I'm
trying to be the fun guy. Everybody want popsicles? Who popsicles?
Even the moms, well they didn't want popsicles.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Well, they're all sucking them down.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
I would have liked to seeing how they handle a popsicle.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
But lady deep throats it. You're like, would you like it?
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Would you like another one? And you can come over
every day?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
When's my wife coming? I didn't expect no.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Now my wife finally showed up. They were only there
for like thirteen minutes without my wife, okay, grand total.
And so the kids go out on the front porch
all sucking down popsicles and then the bottom fell out
of the sky. I mean it was mon sooning, mon
soon central and Ray. Let me tell you, I have
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never enjoyed having people over at my house more than
at that moment. Because all the kids, there's one kid,
that's two now of the lady, I don't know. They
immediately all of them out into the rain, splashing in puddles.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
The women not the women. Oh I was gonna say,
what it kind of fantasy happened in your backyard? No?
Speaker 2 (22:53):
No, we were in the front yard. And when I
say this, I mean it, like, this is what childhood
is supposed to be about. There was not a parent there.
None of the moms were like whoa, whoa, whoa, don't
go in the rain, don't get wet, don't get your
shoes wet. Every single kid just started screaming and immediately
started getting in the rain. One kid, two kid, three kid,
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four kid five. We ended up with like nine kids
in the rain.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Open minded moms, yes, love it.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
And I absolutely loved seeing everybody splashing and jumping and
then the two kids from across the street come over
and they have a rain jacket on each and an
umbrella each. I'm like, you guys want to go out there? No, no, no, no, no,
I'm like, okay. But then the one girl finally she
went out there and started splashing a little bit.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Parents never let her do that.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
But the kids were having the time of their life.
And this is when I was like, you know what,
for as annoyed as I was, were these people coming
over in the middle of the day and me not
having any peace and quiet, my wife not being home
when they got here. This is fantastic. You just saw
a trail of kids run by, splash all the way down,
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turn around, run all the way down the street, splash come.
It was like a trail of kids, and it was
the most poetic day I've had in a long time.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Save street, though kids can run on it, I mean
there's cars, because I mean over in my neck of
the woods, I got these little and they were running
the road. I gotta go one mile an hour by him. Hi, mom,
I will say that. I'm like, you want me to
hit your kid? Like he's one foot from my car?
At what point do I not hit him and drill
the brakes and I killed a kid. I mean, I
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get playing in the road, but if a car's coming,
isn't it your duty as a parent Let me get
my kid. This one lady, she doesn't carry Hey, hi, yeah, yeah,
what about your kid. He's in the middle of the road.
I mean he's going crooked on his scooter bike rider.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Come on, man, I will say they did a great
job a hanging by the curb. The you know, the
water funnels up and puddles, so his big splashes, and
I will say I.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Loved one that.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Like they're waving at cars and one suv rolls down
the window. This dude sticks his head out the window,
and uh, I thought he was about to give him
the middle fingers. I thought he was about to say
get out of the road. Instead he sticks his head
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out the window, throws his left arm out and goes
go kids, go go, yes, yeah, get what big splashes.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
He was cheering on team kids.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
He was cheering on team kids for getting out in
the rain and living life. And then he honked, waved
and kept on driving. And my wife's like, who is that?
And I was like, I'm a tester, but I love
that dude.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
I love that dude.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
And I will say the two year old though, of
the family, I don't really know. He kept running out
in the street and Mom had to keep jumping off
the porch running out there, grabbing him, saying, hey, you
got to stay with other kids.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Yeah, some kind of urgency when they're in the middle
of the road.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
And then they'd run to the backyard and the two
year old would run up the street and she'd have
to run and get back over here, go in the
backyard with the kids. Then they'd come running out of
the backyard and back down the street. It was awesome.
So my wife for not giving me the heads up
for being late to them getting there, telling them to
get there before she's even gonna be home from the doctor,
a little annoying, but that were they getting there for
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just to hang out puddle day that we didn't know
was going to rain. Okay, they were just hearing the play.
The kids were gonna play, get to know each other.
The moms wanted to hang out in chat.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Were the moms interested in you talking?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
No, I mean the one that I know, she me
and her talk. So we it was like we could
have conversation, talk about everything.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Because there's Jess, our neighbor. Sometimes they don't even let
me get a word in edgewise, and I'm like, okay,
all right, ladies, I'm gonna go in the TV room.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Yeah, there was moments when they would just get lost
in conversation and I would just be like, I'll just
go in another room and yeah, I'll come back in
a minute. Don't worry about it. And so it was fantastic.
It was a fantastic afternoon. So my wife never said
she was proud of me. But later last night, we
were sitting down after the kids went to bed.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Did you serve the ladies a couple of drinks? Did
you offer them refreshment? We did offer refreshments outside of
the popsicles they ate. They drink some ladies, we have
weak old grape juice. I want to interest you in
what about milk expires tomorrow? Oh? Hey, the milk or
milk or milker.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
I know what it's called spindrift, spin drift, yep, wine,
I don't know. I know they had some of that.
That's when I know my wife said, oh, you guys
want some spin driff.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Your lady is good to drive. I know you walked over.
How are you doing, Sarah? They did, they walked And
here's the thing, are you ladies good to walk? I'll
see you later, Jane? A little what out there? Put
on a color not white? See al ladies?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
The bottom had dropped out of the sky. Did There
was no walking home? So two strollers were left at
the house.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
You ladies stayed the night. It's way too dangerous out there.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
I'll call Mark and the husband that I still don't know,
he didn't come pick up his wife and two kids.
That's another sign. So my wife and then the other
lady that I kind of know her two kids. They
all piled in the car and my wife drove them home.
She said, do you want to drive them? I'm like,
that might be a little weird. I don't know these
people that well. So she took them all home, dropped
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them off, boom boom, and there you go. That was
my afternoon.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
You don't want to put on too good of a show.
Sounds like you got twelve kids now.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
I know, dude, they'll probably be back today. But that's
what I'm saying. It was such a fantastic afternoon. And
last night when we're sitting down the wife and I
and I looked at her and I said, I'm gonna
tell you what I said earlier when all those kids
were running in the puddles. I said, that was such
a beautiful day. And she goes, I knew it. I
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knew what you were thinking. She goes, I saw you
watching him going this is what he wants. This is
why he loves this neighborhood. He is so happy right now.
And I said, I am. I was over the moon,
because that's what I want. A freaking gang of kids
running around not having a care in the world.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Whoa you want a gang of kids? Yes?
Speaker 2 (29:17):
And one little girl though that is was in the
gang Ray.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Gang's minus the killings and drug dealings.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
She had taken off her dress and she had fallen
and she got road rash right on the chair. I mean,
oh my gosh, dude, it was bad. But she got up,
came and cried a little bit to mom, and then
I said, don't you want to go back out there?
She goes, yeah, and she ran back out there like
a champ. Dude, man, it was a day in the rain.
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So your wife tells you she's proud of you. My
wife doesn't even tell me people are coming over. But
it turned out to be a great.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Day, Okay, Coach, you don't got to keep tying it
into the proud of you. Hey, I'm trying to tie
a bow on this segment, just like we do in radio.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
We'll take a break, We'll be right back, all right.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Matt, are you gonna let me talk about the bull?
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Tell me about the bowling Alley. I didn't want people
to hear the Bowling Alley at the beginning and tune
out the rest. We teased it last pod, so I
wanted to wait till the end.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Guys, I don't give up about this segment, but we
just keep talking about it. That's why it's just built
up to the point is not even a segment. It
would have never made it on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
This isn't dude. Our segments are different, man, They're deep.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
But hey, I finally realize you parents, and that is
what you said chaos. You guys love chaos.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
I don't know if we love chaos, but we learned
to control, like to navigate in chaos. We live in
a constant state of chaos, so chaos is kind of
what our norm now.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
So we went to the bowling Alley. I said, I
had the niece and nephew there. I said, they're fourteen eleven.
They're actually fifteen and thirteen. Holy hell, time flies.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Forgot that you had that you were babysitting this weekend.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Yeah, so we had them all weekend, actually only in
being about twenty four hours. I don't know. They left early.
Their parents, the guys. The dad's a pilot, so sometimes
he comes home. Sometimes he picks up a shift. Next
one time they'll come in at two am. You never know.
But we go to the bowling Alley, we went to lunch.
We went and did this place on the river. I'm
not gonna name it because you guys will swarm there and.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Oh I haven't been there yet. Yeah, it's all still there.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Huh yeah. Yeah, it's one of the few that's the
tests the time it's there. But yeah, all the workers
are in college. They're flying around all motivated and happy
and actually enjoy their lives and they're great. The one
girl actually had a conversation with This isn't the Bowling
Alley yet. This is this little restaurant right on the
river and it does seafood. You can probably look it
up in a beautiful community. But the girl goes, oh,
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just interested in our lives. What are you guys doing
after this? Are these your kids? No?
Speaker 2 (31:46):
They're not.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Oh how fun you guys going to the mall? Yeah?
Oh nice? People actually give a crap when they're young
and they're a waitress. It's amazing they're not as scruntled.
So we go to the bowling alley. She goes, Hey,
right around the corner, there's a bowling alley. I said, great, glad,
I had a conversation. So we go to this bowling alley.
But Baser tells me this bowling alley used to be
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a church. Because Baser knows where we live, she knows
the whole area. She knows she went to Pope John Paul.
And Baser goes, this used to be a church, and
I walk in. Ain't gonna be no alcohol there, ain't
no way the lord is gonna allow alcohol in a
building that used to be with a steeple. And so
we get in there and we learned real quick bowling's
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expensive now. It used to be a dollar for a game.
I said, I was big talking. I go, we're gonna
play two games. Got there, there is a point to
this story, folks. I go, we're gonna play two games
for US four. Two games was eighty eight dollars. I backtracked.
I go, whoa, actually, we're just gonna play one game, kids,
one game. And they both go, oh yeah, we don't
really even like bullying. Okay, cool Baser, it's Baser. Baser
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loves to do this kid stuff like you, and the
kids don't even enjoy it. We go roller coaster riding
because Baezer likes it, so we go in.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
There to the you don't enjoy roller coaster riding.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
I do the the ones. The gravity spinning gets me sick.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Spinning I can't. I don't do roller coast I can
do roller coaches. I can't do like the teacups. I
can't do like those big arms that fly you up
in the air and just do circles. I can't even
do the small children and airplanes that just go in circles.
Those make me sick.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
The spinny ones, oh zect one that drop the kid.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
I don't know. I didn't see that.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
You guys google it if you're not in the truck.
So bowling alley, Yeah, we just paid forty four dollars.
We did one game, So we go sit down there
and I'll post a picture. I posted it of the
whole bowling alley chaos. There are kids running everywhere. Parents
don't even look like they know where their kids are.
They're eating pizza, drinking pops. There's no sign of alcohol.
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And I said, I get it now, I now get parenthood.
You guys just like chaos. We don't. I'm telling you
would if you enjoyed the puddle jumpers. For lack of
a better phrase, I don't know if that's politically incorrect,
but what that in that bowling alley was pure chaos.
That's it. That's what you like.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
There is a lot in a bowling alley is tough
because there's kids go in every direction. They're just grabbing balls.
Sometimes they're trying to go up to the neighbor's lane
and they want the bumpers. They want the little ramp
thing that they can throw it down.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
They don't want it.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Sometimes they drop the ball before they get up there.
It's their turn and they're, you know, a mile down
the bowling alley looking at the video games. You're like, hey,
baby box two, it's short turned. No, no, no, don't
go no, no, no, no no, wait wait wait wait
wait wait, it's not a hold on no, don't grab
that ball. Oh, wash your fingers. It's a lot of
chaos in a bowling alley.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Okay, is that your phone just blew up? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:35):
It was my phone actually, uh, but we live in chaos,
and you're right. Children's things have become more expensive. Bulling
used to be so cheap and so easy. Now they
charge you like twenty five dollars someplaces, twenty five dollars,
thirty dollars an hour. It's ridiculous. And shoe rental, oh,
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like eight dollars a pair of shoes.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Come on, and this was huge. You could have actually
done a sixty six dollars deal, and we could have
done the bungee jumping, and we could have done this,
the bumper cars and the roller derby, all of that
for half sixty six dollars roller derby, I know me more.
We decided to just do forty five. I can give
you the name later. You didn't do bumper cars if
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the kids ain't into it, I ain't into it. I
don't give a crap about it. And we look at
the kids, these kids that grew up in Brown with
I don't think they do a lot of this stuff. Okay,
so they didn't be go bounce around, they gonna go
hit a car. When they drive a car in Brentwood,
you drive it straight, you don't drive it hit another car.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
And what kind of bungee jumping you have did they have?
Speaker 1 (35:35):
It was like you strap on your but like five
people can go at the same time. Got it.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
I know exactly what you're talking about because they had
that at the Spring Carnival at Baby Boxes Elementary School
and the line to get to get on that thing
was an hour and ten minutes. The carnival only lasted
three hours. And we get there and the line is
so long, and first thing Baby Box says is that
I want to do that right now. I'm like, dude,
you are going to spend the entire time just standing
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in line.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Slow down, rocket man.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
And I was like, how about mom stands in line
and you go do other things. He's like, great idea,
And so they went and did something else, and she
just kept waiting in line, and she texted me, Hey,
we're about at the front. You might want to send
them over here now. So I tell Babybox baby Box
two and Babybox three. Hey, guys, you got to go
back over there, like, uh, it's almost your turn. And
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we get back over there and there's fifteen people in
front of my wife, and I said, what happens? She goes,
I'm telling you there was only three kids, and they
just keep appearing. So they're holding spots for people. So
then we see a bunch of baby Box's friends. We
let them all cut.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
So basically, your wife is a line filler and you're
a crossing guard. It sounds like his parents. H how, guys,
this way, go over this way? Yes, go that way.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
The only reason I went with the kids. I could
have sat down the whole time, but I needed to
let them know when it was going to be their
turn for the bungee jump. Correct, because after that I
just sat at a picnic table and chilled.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
So it was popular there.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
It was so popular.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Wasn't popular at the bowling alley. You could have walked
right in and bungee jumped.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Holy crap.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
But I didn't want to do it. Then they weren't
my kids. I mean, it's actually not good for my image.
I'm sitting there in an adult diaper, bungee jumping at
a kid's thing.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Yeah, it would look pretty bad.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Here's the problem with my kids, my image of taking
a shot.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
I think it's more for like the middle aged kids,
like twelve thirteen, because they can actually bounce and jump
into flips. My kids weigh you know, forty five to
fifty pounds. They can't even get high enough up where
they can do any cool tricks they can. Like baby
Box three weighs what thirty eight pounds forty and he
can't even jump barely off the ground.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Yeah, you gotta get up five ten feet, So it's
not really even worth it.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
I mean, it was worth it at the carnival because
it was free, but I don't know if I'm gonna
pay extra money for him to do that because he
can't even jump that high.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Okay, so back to the front of the house. We've
been at the bungee station for the past ten minutes. Sorry,
I look over. There's a sports book. They got TVs,
but it's a private area. You have to rent that
out and then as parents you can throw cake parties.
There's a huge, massive TVs where he got sports. We
still had sports in our area, but it was like
crappy TVs. But they had big, huge ones, probably eighty
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inch TVs over there. You didn't eat, didn't give me
the name yet, I will, dude, I'm not trying to
pack these places out. And so then I'm thinking, why
are all these parents here? I get the chaos. There
has to be alcohol. There has to be alcohol, and guys, preface,
I'm not an alcoholic. On the weekends, I like to drink. Okay,
you gotta reset, all right, clear your mind. You ain't
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in morning radio, I'll hang up and listen. So I'm
trying to find some booze. If I ain't Paul, it's
up to y'all. So I'm trying to find some booze.
I see parents drinking these pops. What dad is just
drinking a PEPs Like just drinking a pepsi out of
a straw. And it's not even a big gulp, it's
just a it's a medium sized pepsi, just drinking out
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of a straw. What dad is doing that? He's not.
Oh there's mom over there drinking a sprite with a straw.
What like? Parents don't love pop this much? Then I
see another dad. He's got what looks like a freakid
a Slushyet I'm like, uh, there's no way. This dad
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is just sucking down a slushyet, there's no way. So
I'm thinking. I'm thinking there's gotta be alcohol here. There's
no way. This place is this hype, this chaotic two
pm in the afternoon. There's gotta be booze. But it
ain't at the front, ain't by the shoe area, pop station,
popcorn station, pretzel station. There's one guy getting handsy with bazer.
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She goes, where's the shoes at? He shows her, but
don't worry, he touched her both times. He had to
show her where the shoes were.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
That's my wife.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Thanks. And so I'm watching her making sure she's not
getting touched. And I see around the corner. It's a
poorly lit area. So I walk over there.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Poorly lit.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
That's a good sign, and you gotta go. You would
never see it from front of house.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
You go around.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
There's a pool table, there's about four four different parents.
There's a dacream machine. There are drinks being served. The
one dad over there, Uh yeah, I'll take two rumplements. Thanks.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
Great, I found the booze.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
It all makes sense. The bowling Alley paired with alcohol
makes a fun time for families. So I go over there,
I got a it was a mixer. You know, you
want to keep it classy in front of the kids,
but a lot of the parents are disguising it. You
never even know if you were a kid that their
parent was drinking. You got dad smells like you just
had a tried it gum, but he was sucking down
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peppermint patty alcohol in the back.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
Yeah. I don't know when the culture has changed, and
maybe it was always this way. Maybe when we were kids,
a lot of parents were drinking at kid events. I
know there was a if you that drink at kid events,
I mean I am telling you now, if there is
a kid event, ninety nine percent of the time that
the kid's events I go to, there's alcohol. And I
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am shocked at how much alcohol is at these kid events.
I did not realize this as a kid. Or has
it just become more of a socially acceptable thing that
that is available. Can you do you know you don't
know because you don't have kids, Well no, no, I.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
Got family members. You got kids doing all kinds of activities,
and I've heard not saying the activity, not saying the sport,
not saying the classification, not saying the age, not saying
the school. They will take champagne bottles and do mimosas.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
See, that's what I mean.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
I'm not saying if it's indoor, not saying if it's outdoor,
they will have mimosas if it is a Saturday event.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
I am shocked that more people don't go to these
kids events and none of them have alcohol. There is
at least a two or three they're like, oh my gosh, yes,
let's have it. Let's go ahead, grab a drink real quick.
I mean, all they're doing is jumping on the trampoline.
Do you really need a beer to watch them jump
on the trampoline of the trampoline park. It's unbelievable. It's
become so much more widely acceptable than it ever has been.
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I don't know why, but we live in chaos. So hey,
now you like kids events?
Speaker 1 (42:19):
Well, on the way out right next to it pickleball place,
I said, coming back, you got me for life. I
don't have kids, but I'll be jumping on the trampy
thing next weekend. They got pickleball next door.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
We'll take a break, anhl, it's over many.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
I tried to reverse jinx it. I texted my buddy
Danny and Fort Lauderdale. He's actually in the same place, Travis,
Kelsey and Taylor in seaside surfside.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
Hey, Kelsey's dropped twenty five pounds.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Man, What is it called? Fair Line.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
Sunnyside, Sundale, Sunnyside, California.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Man, No, it's Florida. But I was making things, texting
my buddy and I go, hey, congrats on the ship.
But I did it four hours before the game, just
ticking with him. And then they killed them and.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
They killed them, man? And is that just how it is?
Like Game seven is always or the ending game? Because
I remember when the Tampa Bay not tam Bay Las
Vegas they were, had a close out game in Las Vegas.
They won like seven to one. It was like whoa,
And I didn't. I gotta be honest. You know how
much I've watched the Stanley Cup playoffs this year pretty
much zero. I really slacked off and the finals. I
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kept saying, Oh, I'm gonna watch a game, and then
I'd look at the score and be like three nothing.
I'm like, I don't need to tune into that one.
I need those nail biders. It was already two to
nothing by the time I looked at the score, so
I didn't even turn it on last night. Didn't see
them skate the trophy around, none of it. Congratulations to
the Florida Panthers. Did they win last year?
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Yeah? Two in a row and I didn't have any
scratch on it, so it didn't really watch much of
the playoffs. But hockey makes no sense. You'd think Canada
has the best hockey players. They haven't won it since
ninety three.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
But it's not the Canada national team. Dude, you realize
it's run. It's just an organization. That doesn't mean they
have the smartest gm, the best coaches, like they're just
like the Montreal Expos, the Toronto Blue Jays. It's just
it's a business, so maybe they don't have the smartest businessman.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
And Vegas they're a solid team all year, lay out.
Best team in the entire hockey league was Winnipeg Jets.
They got out. Panthers weren't even the favorite to win it.
Theygue won.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
Well, here's my thing, is it just it seems like
it would be so hard to repeat in hockey.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
Well, they got that merchant guy, But why.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
Does it seem to happen on Like, didn't the Tampa
Bay Lightning win back to back? I mean the Avalanche
back in the day, did they win back to back?
I feel like they went back to back in hockey
every time I.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
Look, Well, they traded some huge player in the same division.
Boston traded him and he went to the Panthers and
a larger shoo. Yeah, Margie Ray, and so they were
basically guaranteed to win it. But you could have got
him in the playoffs. I always just like to keep
up with it three times your money. So I mean,
of course, of course, guys, when you're not betting, you
can see the forest through the trees. I knew the
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Florida were gonna win it.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
Why why didn't you tell me, dud? Because I could
have bet the future back and then. But now it's
too late to bet the future. I'm telling you right now.
Bet Caitlin Clark to win the MVP before the future.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Do it now? It keeps dropping.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Hey, they won big last night. Yeah, I don't know
who they played, but I saw they won by seventeen.
And did you know they're only like one game over
five hundred.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
Yeah that, but I believe, I mean, I would imagine
they're still at the top. I know even Money though
is randomly the liberty.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
I think they were undefeated til the Fever beat them
on Saturday. I don't know, dude. The bottom line, I
want that scroll. I almost want that scroll to get
off my screen. It strays like it just keeps going
over and over again, so you can't help but look
at it. Well, like when you're trying to watch it.
I'm trying to watch the College World series and everything's
just on the scroll, and I'm like, stop, dude.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
If you've been on X, there's more highlights about women's
They were getting in fights. Caitlyn got pushed to the ground.
Oh yeah, the one girl grabbed the other girl's head.
Said hey, listen to me.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
I'm gonna need the password to X because I mean
some reason it kicked me out.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
Good luck, Thank god mine are auto logged in. I
have no idea, no no, but for the sore losers,
I don't have the X right now. I could not
even begin to tell you. And I'm not logging out
because I'll never get back in. Gosh.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Yeah, maybe we got to say somewhere I don't know,
but happy Wednesday. Do you all enjoy your day?
Speaker 1 (46:27):
Ray?
Speaker 2 (46:27):
I'm proud of you, man. Yeah, what a weird feeling.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
Yeah. Of all the things she's woke me up with
after naps, it's usually things I have to do, shortcomings, chores,
how she needs my help with something, how I slept
too long at this time. She said, I'm proud of
what you guys have built. And I said, thank you,
(46:53):
I need some water. What did she really say? She goes,
She goes, it's cool that you guys have built. You
guys should be proud, and I go, thanks, will continue
to build.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
Yeah, well, we need some more. We need people to
subscribe and leave reviews. Five star reviews, be great. Tell
your friends downloaded on different app your iPad and on
your iPhone. That'd be amazing. You know, different accounts. Put
it on your husband's phone, put it on your wife's phone,
put it on your kids phone.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
Just downloaded a bunch and subscribe. Yeah, we cover everything
I think we did.
Speaker 1 (47:30):
Man. Yeah, college baseball, baseball, the guy that beat the streak,
he was at fifty.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Oh dude, I meant I had that written down.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
He was at fifty Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
My cousin, even cousin Andrew sent me a message and
he was like, dude, he's at fifty And I was like,
I don't know if anybody's ever.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
Got fifty fifty one Robert Moseley, and I was like
blown away. He was, guys, he was seven away from
seven hits. Pick any hitters you want, any day you want.
You just got to get fifty seven. You win five
point five million.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
I mean, he picked someone from the freaking Zacramento as.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
He picked a guy that doesn't even rotate through the
lineup because they sucks so bad. And he loved his average.
And the guy got four at bats and one of
them was a pop up in the right field and
to hit the ground, but because the runner didn't run
the second, it didn't count as a hit. Oh my god,
and Baser's theory remains true. The MLB is in on it.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
I got a question, though, was it a routine pop
fly that looked like it should have been caught?
Speaker 1 (48:24):
So they said, because the runner wasn't breaking, the fielder
wasn't as aggressive to try and catch it.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
There you go. Oh man, I'm hey, if you're that
dude watching that game, is your TV broken now?
Speaker 1 (48:38):
No, because you want to know even more sick than
him losing the record of fifty. He'll still get ten
K for being the highest this year, but you want
to know something even more sick. I clicked into his account.
You can kind of fall him a little bit. He
turned around the next day. He picked two hitters. How
do you rebuild after fifty? And the guy at forty
he lost to he payed. He picked JP Crawford for Seattle,
(49:02):
Seattle Safego or whatever it's called now, it's one of
the worst hitting stadiums in baseball. And he picked JP
Crawford Hindsight's twenty fifteen guys. But good gosh, if you're
if you're number one me and just have already said
pick a time. He picked Judge, go out with the best.
You're not gonna go out with a guy named Jacob Wilson.
Speaker 2 (49:18):
Yeah. Yeah. In the A's they don't score runs. You
want the highest over under, you want like over twelve runs.
I'm picking that any game in Colorado. Picked someone from
that game. Rockies are starting to hit the ball man.
They won like six and five in a row. They
beat the Marlins three in a row. Now they beat
the Nationals two in a row, five in a row,
break up the Rockies, Folks.
Speaker 1 (49:39):
World Series, at Rest in peace, Low Tank, Glad you're okay, man.
It was good to see you pick a couple guys
the next day. I didn't know if you were going
to be in a dark place, but you still pick people.
And I did some research online. I think he either
owns climbing gear company or he's some nerd on the
Internet that comments on message boards. Because low Tank's such
a unique name
Speaker 2 (50:00):
One of the two, one of the two can't be
in wear in between
Yep. Oh, man, hello, I can't even tell, honestly, if
I'm on, or if if the MIC's on, or.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I know, because you don't have a condom on.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
One day, one day, one day, we're gonna just get
a pair of these called headphones. I don't think if
you watch Howard Stern, does he do it without a condom?
Don't think so.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I'm not watching game tape on other radio hosts.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I'm not about. What about your boy McAfee McAfee, does
he do it with headphones or none?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
He does earbuds, I think.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Okay, so he has something in the ear.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
But man, most people that call themselves audio engineers or
audio people, I'm pretty sure they got to hear the
audio to do the audio. But hey, whatever, man, I.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Think it leads to a better show. As I'm trying
to say, I got it.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I believe you.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
And I did have the complaint for my wife. She
said that the horn was too much. So now, if
I am going to please tell me this remote has
a battery, it does, I will lower it a little
bit and I will use it sparingly. Not bad.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
That wasn't a bad one.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I got a compliment from my wife the other day,
not to start it off on a positive note or
anything good. She goes, I don't know what prompted it,
but she goes, this is dead serious. I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
No, I believe you. Okay, I believe you that your
wife gave you a compliment, and so I can't wait
to hear it.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
She I just woke up from a nap, so I
was half drunk and grogger's and she said something to
the effect of, it's really cool that you and lunch
have built. I'm proud of you. But I just woke up,
so I didn't know. I didn't know where it came from.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
What is going on?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I don't know. I was like, what did we build?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
And you're proud of us? Or she's proud of you?
So explain to me what she said next? Like then
did she say I want a new car? And and
did she say, hey, I want to add a basement?
Like what followed the Usually it's a butter up and
(02:08):
then they'd say something.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I think she read a comment on some message board
and it said that they loved the podcast and how
much it meant to them, and so then she said that,
and I go, oh, thank you, but I didn't really know.
I don't I don't know where it came from, but yeah, wow,
she was moved to say that to me. We never
get deep with each other. That's just our life. I'm
not gonna be like, honey, I've never told you this before,
(02:31):
but I love you. She just knows I love her.
There's things you just know in a relationship, so I
just we just know. I appreciate her working, she appreciates
me working. For her to stop down and say, really
cool what you guys have built, I was like, Rome
wasn't built in the day. Thanks, I don't know what
we're talking about.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Huh. I don't think my wife maybe after at the
first Coaches convention she was like, this is pretty cool.
I don't know this. She's ever said. I'm proud of you,
like what you've built.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Right, But remember the first Coaches convention. You were emotional
at the Roulette Wheel. Yeah, because you said I built this. No.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I didn't say no, no, no stop stop now you're lying.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
No no because I never heard it. And I go,
heyhy did you get it? Why was Lexbied emotional? And
somebody said he was talking about building this like you
were a construction worker.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
No, I got emotional at the roulette table because we won.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Ray Hey, all of a sudden, Man, we were all
real happy with each other when we'd won another consecutive
roulette spid.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
No, I was more the whole time leading up to it.
I mean, from the first time in the shower, washing
the left arm pit and thinking about coaches convention, throwing
a party, doing this thing. I thought, oh my gosh,
is this actually gonna work? And all the lead up,
(04:01):
like are people gonna be there? Are people gonna be there?
Are people gonna be there? I had no idea. And
then when we went to that open bar happy hour
at the Westgate and there were so many people there,
I think in emotionally like released some like the stress.
Like I didn't show the stress on the outside. On
the inside I worried, like, oh my gosh, this is
(04:22):
gonna be a big bust. Is this gonna be a
big bus is? And so I internally I worried about it,
but on the outside I acted confident. And then we
go to the roulette wheel and we win, and I
see I mean a mob, a literal mob of people
around the roulette table, jumping up and down, screaming, people
(04:42):
going absolutely crazy. And I don't know what it was.
If it was the months of planning, the months of stress,
the heck, I haven't been anywhere because of COVID. I
don't know what it all was. But I did get
emotional and I I said, I can't believe we built this.
I can't believe this many people came.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
What?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
And I kept asking people, And maybe I was a
little intoxicated too, because Martinez Eric that you. He kept saying,
I'll do a shot, and tall guy, let's get me,
get on my shoulders, take a shot on my shoulders.
And all that combined. I started asking me, well, why
did you come, like why are you here? Like what
(05:26):
made you come? Because I was shocked that people were there.
I was shocked. So I never said I I never
said I built anything. I said I had a dream
in the shower with the left armpit and a bar
of soap, but it was a we the entire time.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
This may be the wrong clip. I can't hear it.
I don't have a condom on, so tell me if
this is it, okay, I'll bleep that. I don't know
who that is, it says Cee see Roulette set up.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Oh no, that's not us.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Five minutes. I remember that that was not our clip.
Is it bad audio that can play?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I think it's a different podcast. Okay, So I don't
think that's us, but our should be in there somewhere.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I searched all the keywords bet Roulette, coaches, convinced red,
bet No.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah, man, so I don't know. That's pretty cool that
your wife said that, And and I what's happened with Callaway?
Like his diagnosis and everybody like rallying behind him, and
everybody's showing up for him. That's when it's weird to me.
It's like, Wow, these people like met, they like each other,
(06:46):
their friends, and they have each other's back. I thought
they were just drunken degenerates, but it's like actual. Some
of them have souls that like want to take care
of other people, Like Emily mckimmon. She's a teacher. I mean,
that's weird that we have a teacher that in the
Slippery Nipples from New Mexico. You wouldn't think they would
want to listen to this show.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
You find it, We're not gonna find it, Okay, the
database has been corrupted with other shows. You got people
writing over files. There's a wrap station, there actually is
in that. There's a rock station. There's a rock station.
There's a rock station. There's a what's the other one river?
So everybody copies over files.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, so we actually got an email speaking of callaway.
So say coaches, I've always had to make a wish
list just in case something bad ever happened to me.
I had the surgery a few weeks ago, and I
went and looked at my list. Number one on his
make a wish be on Around the Horn.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
That show get canceled.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I got canceled. Man sorry. Number two as a Saints fan,
catch a passing practice from Derek Carr.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Oh no, and they may be the worst team NFL
this year with plow oh No.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Number three. I always respected Diddy. I wanted to go
to one of his parties.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I gotta tip your cap to that one.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Number four was hang out with Mike Leach for a
few hours.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Oh my gosh, is he being funny.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I don't think he's being funny.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
He's zero for five.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Attend a Texas College World Series game. There you go,
they didn't make it. And number six guest appearance on
the Sore losers. The door is open, Callaway, the door
is open. Seems like only one of these things is
still a possibility. Holler at ma Ife, y'all need a
guest host in the slow months of June or July.
I'm only a couple hours away.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Taylor, Callaway and Callawai love you man, Thanks for that.
We need to make sure what dever Barr. We're having
some of our stuff that has a wheelchair ramp out
front for Callaway, Cappy and Cappy.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I think CAPI will come.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, it's an aging demographic. I'm doing this for seven
years now. That's the thing.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
You know. You think Callaway's gonna need a wheelchair?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yeah? Probably. I imagine he's got crutches right now. He's not
telling us, but he's got a cane. He's not walking
how he was. I mean, he's got a diaper on.
He's not putting that in the email.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Oh okay. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I've
never been through any of this. I'm not quite sure
exactly how it works. But uh yeah, So when your
wife says she's proud of us, when we get emails
like that, that's like, dang, dude, he wants to be
a guest host on this show. That's wild and.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
It could just be with my planner fascyitis, which is
now healed, Thank the Lord, I could have used a
wheelchair man when those feet stop working, that's a weird feeling.
I can run again now without pain. Really yeah, okay, yes,
it randomly just need to be stretched out and add
Baser's nurse told me how to stretch it out.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
How'd you do it?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
It's, uh, basically, you find a step on a stairwell
and you just lift your legs up and down and
just stretch out that middle part of your foot. It
just like gets the nerve and the cells working and
going and gets the receptors fired up that and then
oh I iced it as well. Ibuprofen At first, you know,
you take one here, one there, and then you just
don't need the ibuprofen anymore. And a guy told me
(10:12):
an uber driver speaking of ibuprofen, he said, how do
not have a hangover? So this might come in handy
for the convention.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Let me tell you Uber drivers are real smart.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
He said, four ibuprofen two hundred milligrams each, so he
equals eight hundred milligrams he takes before he drinks.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I don't know if that's safe. Yeah, let me google.
I'm just gonna say that. I'm not a doctor. Is
it safe to take ibuprofen?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Ibuprofen eight hundred milligram, that's half a trank? Well, what's next?
Ivermectin your horse, tranquilizer right in your ass.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
It's usually safe to drink alcohol while taking ibuprofen. If
you take too much and drink too much, it'll upset
your stomach. Though, Well, that's just if you drink too much.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
He told us that. And he also told us his
favorite bar was kid Rocks, And I said, oh, because
they dance on the bar, and he goes, yeah, what upskirt?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Oh man, I'm proud of you. Right, let's start the show.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
That was it, man, That's all I had.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
I no, no, no, yeah, because you've talked about your wife,
So you're gonna start the show. And then I'm gonna
tell you about how amazing my wife is.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Arnold. I'm gonna tell you how amazing Abby is. She
pleases me when I need to be pleasured.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
What the.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
All right? We'll talk to Arnold here in a minute.
Are we gonna go live.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, we're gonna go live right now, Arnold.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
You good? Your voice warmed up? Losers? Okay, good, We're
gonna do it live. We are the one, two, three
sore losers.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, soggy to the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
What's up you guys, I'm Arnold. I looked on in
Town with Abbey. Apparently there is forty eight hundred unoccupied
apartment condos rooms in downtown Nashville because of the price
we pay three thousand a month. Over to you, Ray, Yeah,
I saw that article as well. It said Nashville is
top ten in the top ten of fifty cities in
(12:19):
America with the most condos apartments added since twenty twenty. Wow,
that was a lot of numbers. Didn't think going in
that I was gonna have to say all that. But
very interesting. And we look across the river there are
two condos unoccupied, So that makes sense, Arnold. What I'd
be all hat is sison from the North Alpha Mala.
I lived with Baser, my wife, two point two acres,
two point two kids at Vanderbilt clinic Lunch knows of them.
(12:44):
Justin actually observes them every single day, and we won't sell.
We won't sell it's corn, says in the cornstalks. Guys,
I was wrong the other day. They're actually over the car,
so they're about six feet high. Thank you. They're gonna
be going to market soon.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
I knew you had to be wrong because all of
the rain. I mean, there hasn't been golf. Everybody's like,
where's the golf pod, where's the golf pall? We haven't
been able to play golf. Guys, it's impossible. I was
at the grocery store yesterday and this old lady behind me,
she's probably maybe seventy five eighty, and I'm getting done
checking out and she tells the cashier, Yeah, I was
supposed to go play golf this morning, but I had
(13:18):
to cancel. I'm like, cancel. You probably had to cancel
the last two weeks. It doesn't stop raining. She goes,
I know I was gonna go with one of my grandkids,
and I had to call him last night and tell him, Johnny,
I don't think we're gonna be able to golf.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
What perfect time with grandma to play golf and you
get to clock at his time with Grahama.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I mean, how awesome would that be if Grandma and
Grandpa played golf.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Because the problem is, you go over to Grandpa, you
can talk sports. Grandma was always tough and she wasn't
she was into sports, I think because of Grandpa. But
it was always just you're trying to find that common ground.
But to have golf. Wow.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah. I could talk Kansas Jayhawk basketball with Grandma and Grandpa.
But they didn't play sports. It wasn't like we were
going to go, you know, run around the track or
swing the baseball bat at the batting cage. But they
enjoyed talking Kansas basketball. So we could watch Kansas basketball together.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Uh kids, Grandma, Grandpa, old lady. Do you think it
was a country club or MUNI? Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
I think it was a muni. I mean, well, I
don't know, maybe her grant. I didn't see her grandson,
so I don't know what a grant. I mean, she
looked like it's a normal old lady.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
See that's sad. I would hope in the dawn of
our lives, just much like her, that we can first
of all afford to get Groceres delivery Graandma doesn't need
to be going to the store.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
But also she's active though she wants to stay active
and stay interactive. That helps me interact with people.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
That's actually cool. I don't know why I said that,
But the country club, what is it, twenty thousand a year?
You got to be able to afford that, But don't
you have to pay to get in like you do?
But then you get the better tea times and it
just seems like a better staff. I bet they have
drink girls at the count. We got to ask bones
the country club have drink girls because they don't have to.
They don't at Munie's. I'll tell you right now, No
(14:58):
they did.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
The last time I played a country club, they did
have a drink girl.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
She came around Ray it was a drink prostitute.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
No, no, it wasn't that. But speaking of you were
talking about the condos in Nashville unoccupied.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yeah, we can see him.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Yeah, so people like maybe not even get an airbnb
or a hotel, just crash at one of those, like
a flophouse, just break in and live there for a
couple of days. It'll take him a couple days to
kick you out and Also, if you're coming for the
Coach's convention, be careful of the sewer rats. I don't
know if you saw this ray. Two dudes were.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
At a bar. Is this a joke or story or
real life?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
No, there's real life.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
They start talking to these chicks and like, hey, you
want to come back to our airbnb? And the chicks said, yeah,
we'll come back to your airbnb. One chick and one
dude went in one room. One chick and one dude
went in the other room, and the dude was like,
I got to go to the bathroom. So he takes
his watch off, puts it under his hat. She's in
(15:59):
the bed and he goes in to go take a pee,
and he comes out and he sees her reaching for
the twenty thousand dollars. Rolex, I'll get it another wrong
with a reach. She grabs it and he's naked. She
takes off running, Her friend runs with her. They run
(16:20):
out of the condo.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
You gotta defend your honor with your sword, man, You
got it right there, arms linked.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
They gone got that twenty thousand dollars. Rolex. Dude jumped
on the phone, called nine one one, gave a description
Luckily the girls didn't get far because they left their shoes.
They were barefoot two blocks away arrested. So if you're
gonna wear a rolex, people be careful who you're taking
back to your airbnb. But if you don't have a rolex,
(16:46):
go with the sewer rats.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
That's billion his buddy. They were wearing audio paquettes one
hundred thousand dollars. Watches.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Don't know what that is, never heard of it. Yeah,
I'm not a watch guy. We're gonna take a break
and I'm gonna tell you all about how amazing my
wife is and your wife complimented you. I'm gonna give
you like a little story about my wife and how
she made me feel. Right after this yesterday, Ray, my
wife's like, hey, I got a doctor's appointment, so I'm
(17:13):
gonna have to head out. It's at one forty five.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
You want me to put my stethoscope on in the robe?
Speaker 2 (17:18):
I said, no problem, you go to the doctor. It's
all good. I'll be here.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Knock, knock, knock. Are you ready for your boob exam? No?
Speaker 2 (17:28):
I don't think it was a I don't even know.
I'll be honest, I don't know what it was, and
I don't ask questions. I'm just like, all right, go
for it. And then I get a text and it's
three o'clock and she says, headed home, but Rachel may
beat me there, and I was like what. She goes, yeah,
she's coming over with her two kids, so just let
(17:48):
her in if I'm not home.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Awesome.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I'm like, uh, our boys are asleep. She says, okay,
just let them in anyway. Okay.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
So about eight minutes later, I get up. There's Rachel
and her two kids, and I'm supposed to entertain this
lady and her two kids. Cool, thanks, wife, Let me
talk to these ladies. Blah blah.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
This lady you know her?
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Yeah, I know her kind of. I don't know her
that well. And then what do you know, here comes
Sarah and her three kids. Okay, Hi, what's up, how
you doing?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Come on in.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I know her, so I can talk to her, know
her kids a lot better. So now there's five kids
and two moms and me. My wife's still not home.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I like the ratio.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Then who comes walking up? Right?
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Another woman? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
I remember the random lady and my wife talked to
when I was out for a bike ride and here,
she comes with her two kids.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
At some point, you got to take it to the
living room a little bit more cozy.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
And it's us three and her two kids. So that's
five seven kids and me and three women. My wife
still isn't home.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I don't see a problem yet.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
You don't see a problem. Hey, I'm just gonna have
all these ladies over, and I may not be home yet. Like,
if you're gonna have these people over, like, at least
be home because I don't know the Rachel. I barely
know the other lady. I nowhere for five minutes when
she was sitting on my front porch. No idea what
I was supposed to say them, Hi, guys, this is
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what's your name? Again? I didn't even know her name.
I had to introduce her to the other two ladies.
Then my wife gets home, then my three kids get up,
and we got pure chaos at the house.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
And that that's gonna be my story later. Chaos. Yeah,
And that's exactly what just happened.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
And that's all it was. And I was like, oh
my gosh, I can have no relaxation time. I got
all these kids, these women, and then I'm like, do
I have to sit in here and chat with them,
or can I go in another room and just like
watch the college World series.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
And that's the thing. What's wrong with them coming over
putting their shelves on display. I don't I don't see
the problem.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
The problem is my wife gave me no heads up.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Shelves on top, ray ath leisure on bottom.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
I'm not mad about them coming over.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Hi, Jenny, how you been. How's your sex life with Gary?
Speaker 2 (20:16):
I just found it a little strange.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
You can talk about the same crap you talked about
the dads with campfire in the back, the kids, how's
your sex life? School's out for the summer, the pool, bikinis.
All that is the same crap you talked about with
the dudes.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
No, no, no, the one dad I still haven't even met, Like,
I've never met him. The wife that my wife met
on the porch, I've never met her husband. Don't don't
know them. Don't be real. None of the women came
with their husbands.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Probably all their marriages are on the rocks, or they're
probably all at work.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Oh oh, and they're all stay at homes. Well, no
one got off at home husband exactly. That's exactly where
I was going right. They think you're They're like, what
the hell is the guy doing it? They think you're
the brother that the the two ladies that I don't know. Well,
I'm like they look at me like what is this
guy doing? Like where what?
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Like?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Why is he here? Because that's what I'm thinking. I'm like,
they think I just sit around all day.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Well they think, okay, hey he must work from home
on a computer. But then you're just there.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Then I'm just there. I'm in the toy room with
everybody hanging out, just talking and chatting it up. All right, cool?
What's up?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Man? Alright? O? Hey, how you doing?
Speaker 2 (21:29):
All right?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Cool? Cool? Cool?
Speaker 2 (21:31):
And then you know I'm like, hey is everybody I'm
trying to be the fun guy. Everybody want popsicles? Who popsicles?
Even the moms, well they didn't want popsicles.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Well, they're all sucking them down.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
I would have liked to seeing how they handle a popsicle.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
But lady deep throats it. You're like, would you like it?
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Would you like another one? And you can come over
every day?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
When's my wife coming? I didn't expect no.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Now my wife finally showed up. They were only there
for like thirteen minutes without my wife, okay, grand total.
And so the kids go out on the front porch
all sucking down popsicles and then the bottom fell out
of the sky. I mean it was mon sooning, mon
soon central and Ray. Let me tell you, I have
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never enjoyed having people over at my house more than
at that moment. Because all the kids, there's one kid,
that's two now of the lady, I don't know. They
immediately all of them out into the rain, splashing in puddles.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
The women not the women. Oh I was gonna say,
what it kind of fantasy happened in your backyard? No?
Speaker 2 (22:53):
No, we were in the front yard. And when I
say this, I mean it, like, this is what childhood
is supposed to be about. There was not a parent there.
None of the moms were like whoa, whoa, whoa, don't
go in the rain, don't get wet, don't get your
shoes wet. Every single kid just started screaming and immediately
started getting in the rain. One kid, two kid, three kid,
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four kid five. We ended up with like nine kids
in the rain.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Open minded moms, yes, love it.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
And I absolutely loved seeing everybody splashing and jumping and
then the two kids from across the street come over
and they have a rain jacket on each and an
umbrella each. I'm like, you guys want to go out there? No, no, no, no, no,
I'm like, okay. But then the one girl finally she
went out there and started splashing a little bit.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Parents never let her do that.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
But the kids were having the time of their life.
And this is when I was like, you know what,
for as annoyed as I was, were these people coming
over in the middle of the day and me not
having any peace and quiet, my wife not being home
when they got here. This is fantastic. You just saw
a trail of kids run by, splash all the way down,
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turn around, run all the way down the street, splash come.
It was like a trail of kids, and it was
the most poetic day I've had in a long time.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Save street, though kids can run on it, I mean
there's cars, because I mean over in my neck of
the woods, I got these little and they were running
the road. I gotta go one mile an hour by him. Hi, mom,
I will say that. I'm like, you want me to
hit your kid? Like he's one foot from my car?
At what point do I not hit him and drill
the brakes and I killed a kid. I mean, I
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get playing in the road, but if a car's coming,
isn't it your duty as a parent Let me get
my kid. This one lady, she doesn't carry Hey, hi, yeah, yeah,
what about your kid. He's in the middle of the road.
I mean he's going crooked on his scooter bike rider.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Come on, man, I will say they did a great
job a hanging by the curb. The you know, the
water funnels up and puddles, so his big splashes, and
I will say I.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Loved one that.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Like they're waving at cars and one suv rolls down
the window. This dude sticks his head out the window,
and uh, I thought he was about to give him
the middle fingers. I thought he was about to say
get out of the road. Instead he sticks his head
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out the window, throws his left arm out and goes
go kids, go go, yes, yeah, get what big splashes.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
He was cheering on team kids.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
He was cheering on team kids for getting out in
the rain and living life. And then he honked, waved
and kept on driving. And my wife's like, who is that?
And I was like, I'm a tester, but I love
that dude.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
I love that dude.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
And I will say the two year old though, of
the family, I don't really know. He kept running out
in the street and Mom had to keep jumping off
the porch running out there, grabbing him, saying, hey, you
got to stay with other kids.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Yeah, some kind of urgency when they're in the middle
of the road.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
And then they'd run to the backyard and the two
year old would run up the street and she'd have
to run and get back over here, go in the
backyard with the kids. Then they'd come running out of
the backyard and back down the street. It was awesome.
So my wife for not giving me the heads up
for being late to them getting there, telling them to
get there before she's even gonna be home from the doctor,
a little annoying, but that were they getting there for
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just to hang out puddle day that we didn't know
was going to rain. Okay, they were just hearing the play.
The kids were gonna play, get to know each other.
The moms wanted to hang out in chat.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Were the moms interested in you talking?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
No, I mean the one that I know, she me
and her talk. So we it was like we could
have conversation, talk about everything.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Because there's Jess, our neighbor. Sometimes they don't even let
me get a word in edgewise, and I'm like, okay,
all right, ladies, I'm gonna go in the TV room.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Yeah, there was moments when they would just get lost
in conversation and I would just be like, I'll just
go in another room and yeah, I'll come back in
a minute. Don't worry about it. And so it was fantastic.
It was a fantastic afternoon. So my wife never said
she was proud of me. But later last night, we
were sitting down after the kids went to bed.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Did you serve the ladies a couple of drinks? Did
you offer them refreshment? We did offer refreshments outside of
the popsicles they ate. They drink some ladies, we have
weak old grape juice. I want to interest you in
what about milk expires tomorrow? Oh? Hey, the milk or
milk or milker.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
I know what it's called spindrift, spin drift, yep, wine,
I don't know. I know they had some of that.
That's when I know my wife said, oh, you guys
want some spin driff.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Your lady is good to drive. I know you walked over.
How are you doing, Sarah? They did, they walked And
here's the thing, are you ladies good to walk? I'll
see you later, Jane? A little what out there? Put
on a color not white? See al ladies?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
The bottom had dropped out of the sky. Did There
was no walking home? So two strollers were left at
the house.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
You ladies stayed the night. It's way too dangerous out there.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
I'll call Mark and the husband that I still don't know,
he didn't come pick up his wife and two kids.
That's another sign. So my wife and then the other
lady that I kind of know her two kids. They
all piled in the car and my wife drove them home.
She said, do you want to drive them? I'm like,
that might be a little weird. I don't know these
people that well. So she took them all home, dropped
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them off, boom boom, and there you go. That was
my afternoon.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
You don't want to put on too good of a show.
Sounds like you got twelve kids now.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
I know, dude, they'll probably be back today. But that's
what I'm saying. It was such a fantastic afternoon. And
last night when we're sitting down the wife and I
and I looked at her and I said, I'm gonna
tell you what I said earlier when all those kids
were running in the puddles. I said, that was such
a beautiful day. And she goes, I knew it. I
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knew what you were thinking. She goes, I saw you
watching him going this is what he wants. This is
why he loves this neighborhood. He is so happy right now.
And I said, I am. I was over the moon,
because that's what I want. A freaking gang of kids
running around not having a care in the world.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Whoa you want a gang of kids? Yes?
Speaker 2 (29:17):
And one little girl though that is was in the
gang Ray.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Gang's minus the killings and drug dealings.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
She had taken off her dress and she had fallen
and she got road rash right on the chair. I mean,
oh my gosh, dude, it was bad. But she got up,
came and cried a little bit to mom, and then
I said, don't you want to go back out there?
She goes, yeah, and she ran back out there like
a champ. Dude, man, it was a day in the rain.
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So your wife tells you she's proud of you. My
wife doesn't even tell me people are coming over. But
it turned out to be a great.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Day, Okay, Coach, you don't got to keep tying it
into the proud of you. Hey, I'm trying to tie
a bow on this segment, just like we do in radio.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
We'll take a break, We'll be right back, all right.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Matt, are you gonna let me talk about the bull?
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Tell me about the bowling Alley. I didn't want people
to hear the Bowling Alley at the beginning and tune
out the rest. We teased it last pod, so I
wanted to wait till the end.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Guys, I don't give up about this segment, but we
just keep talking about it. That's why it's just built
up to the point is not even a segment. It
would have never made it on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
This isn't dude. Our segments are different, man, They're deep.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
But hey, I finally realize you parents, and that is
what you said chaos. You guys love chaos.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
I don't know if we love chaos, but we learned
to control, like to navigate in chaos. We live in
a constant state of chaos, so chaos is kind of
what our norm now.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
So we went to the bowling Alley. I said, I
had the niece and nephew there. I said, they're fourteen eleven.
They're actually fifteen and thirteen. Holy hell, time flies.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Forgot that you had that you were babysitting this weekend.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Yeah, so we had them all weekend, actually only in
being about twenty four hours. I don't know. They left early.
Their parents, the guys. The dad's a pilot, so sometimes
he comes home. Sometimes he picks up a shift. Next
one time they'll come in at two am. You never know.
But we go to the bowling Alley, we went to lunch.
We went and did this place on the river. I'm
not gonna name it because you guys will swarm there and.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Oh I haven't been there yet. Yeah, it's all still there.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Huh yeah. Yeah, it's one of the few that's the
tests the time it's there. But yeah, all the workers
are in college. They're flying around all motivated and happy
and actually enjoy their lives and they're great. The one
girl actually had a conversation with This isn't the Bowling
Alley yet. This is this little restaurant right on the
river and it does seafood. You can probably look it
up in a beautiful community. But the girl goes, oh,
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just interested in our lives. What are you guys doing
after this? Are these your kids? No?
Speaker 2 (31:46):
They're not.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Oh how fun you guys going to the mall? Yeah?
Oh nice? People actually give a crap when they're young
and they're a waitress. It's amazing they're not as scruntled.
So we go to the bowling alley. She goes, Hey,
right around the corner, there's a bowling alley. I said, great, glad,
I had a conversation. So we go to this bowling alley.
But Baser tells me this bowling alley used to be
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a church. Because Baser knows where we live, she knows
the whole area. She knows she went to Pope John Paul.
And Baser goes, this used to be a church, and
I walk in. Ain't gonna be no alcohol there, ain't
no way the lord is gonna allow alcohol in a
building that used to be with a steeple. And so
we get in there and we learned real quick bowling's
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expensive now. It used to be a dollar for a game.
I said, I was big talking. I go, we're gonna
play two games. Got there, there is a point to
this story, folks. I go, we're gonna play two games
for US four. Two games was eighty eight dollars. I backtracked.
I go, whoa, actually, we're just gonna play one game, kids,
one game. And they both go, oh yeah, we don't
really even like bullying. Okay, cool Baser, it's Baser. Baser
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loves to do this kid stuff like you, and the
kids don't even enjoy it. We go roller coaster riding
because Baezer likes it, so we go in.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
There to the you don't enjoy roller coaster riding.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
I do the the ones. The gravity spinning gets me sick.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Spinning I can't. I don't do roller coast I can
do roller coaches. I can't do like the teacups. I
can't do like those big arms that fly you up
in the air and just do circles. I can't even
do the small children and airplanes that just go in circles.
Those make me sick.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
The spinny ones, oh zect one that drop the kid.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
I don't know. I didn't see that.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
You guys google it if you're not in the truck.
So bowling alley, Yeah, we just paid forty four dollars.
We did one game, So we go sit down there
and I'll post a picture. I posted it of the
whole bowling alley chaos. There are kids running everywhere. Parents
don't even look like they know where their kids are.
They're eating pizza, drinking pops. There's no sign of alcohol.
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And I said, I get it now, I now get parenthood.
You guys just like chaos. We don't. I'm telling you
would if you enjoyed the puddle jumpers. For lack of
a better phrase, I don't know if that's politically incorrect,
but what that in that bowling alley was pure chaos.
That's it. That's what you like.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
There is a lot in a bowling alley is tough
because there's kids go in every direction. They're just grabbing balls.
Sometimes they're trying to go up to the neighbor's lane
and they want the bumpers. They want the little ramp
thing that they can throw it down.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
They don't want it.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Sometimes they drop the ball before they get up there.
It's their turn and they're, you know, a mile down
the bowling alley looking at the video games. You're like, hey,
baby box two, it's short turned. No, no, no, don't
go no, no, no, no no, wait wait wait wait
wait wait, it's not a hold on no, don't grab
that ball. Oh, wash your fingers. It's a lot of
chaos in a bowling alley.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Okay, is that your phone just blew up? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:35):
It was my phone actually, uh, but we live in chaos,
and you're right. Children's things have become more expensive. Bulling
used to be so cheap and so easy. Now they
charge you like twenty five dollars someplaces, twenty five dollars,
thirty dollars an hour. It's ridiculous. And shoe rental, oh,
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like eight dollars a pair of shoes.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Come on, and this was huge. You could have actually
done a sixty six dollars deal, and we could have
done the bungee jumping, and we could have done this,
the bumper cars and the roller derby, all of that
for half sixty six dollars roller derby, I know me more.
We decided to just do forty five. I can give
you the name later. You didn't do bumper cars if
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the kids ain't into it, I ain't into it. I
don't give a crap about it. And we look at
the kids, these kids that grew up in Brown with
I don't think they do a lot of this stuff. Okay,
so they didn't be go bounce around, they gonna go
hit a car. When they drive a car in Brentwood,
you drive it straight, you don't drive it hit another car.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
And what kind of bungee jumping you have did they have?
Speaker 1 (35:35):
It was like you strap on your but like five
people can go at the same time. Got it.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
I know exactly what you're talking about because they had
that at the Spring Carnival at Baby Boxes Elementary School
and the line to get to get on that thing
was an hour and ten minutes. The carnival only lasted
three hours. And we get there and the line is
so long, and first thing Baby Box says is that
I want to do that right now. I'm like, dude,
you are going to spend the entire time just standing
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in line.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Slow down, rocket man.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
And I was like, how about mom stands in line
and you go do other things. He's like, great idea,
And so they went and did something else, and she
just kept waiting in line, and she texted me, Hey,
we're about at the front. You might want to send
them over here now. So I tell Babybox baby Box
two and Babybox three. Hey, guys, you got to go
back over there, like, uh, it's almost your turn. And
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we get back over there and there's fifteen people in
front of my wife, and I said, what happens? She goes,
I'm telling you there was only three kids, and they
just keep appearing. So they're holding spots for people. So
then we see a bunch of baby Box's friends. We
let them all cut.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
So basically, your wife is a line filler and you're
a crossing guard. It sounds like his parents. H how, guys,
this way, go over this way? Yes, go that way.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
The only reason I went with the kids. I could
have sat down the whole time, but I needed to
let them know when it was going to be their
turn for the bungee jump. Correct, because after that I
just sat at a picnic table and chilled.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
So it was popular there.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
It was so popular.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Wasn't popular at the bowling alley. You could have walked
right in and bungee jumped.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Holy crap.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
But I didn't want to do it. Then they weren't
my kids. I mean, it's actually not good for my image.
I'm sitting there in an adult diaper, bungee jumping at
a kid's thing.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Yeah, it would look pretty bad.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Here's the problem with my kids, my image of taking
a shot.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
I think it's more for like the middle aged kids,
like twelve thirteen, because they can actually bounce and jump
into flips. My kids weigh you know, forty five to
fifty pounds. They can't even get high enough up where
they can do any cool tricks they can. Like baby
Box three weighs what thirty eight pounds forty and he
can't even jump barely off the ground.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Yeah, you gotta get up five ten feet, So it's
not really even worth it.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
I mean, it was worth it at the carnival because
it was free, but I don't know if I'm gonna
pay extra money for him to do that because he
can't even jump that high.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Okay, so back to the front of the house. We've
been at the bungee station for the past ten minutes. Sorry,
I look over. There's a sports book. They got TVs,
but it's a private area. You have to rent that
out and then as parents you can throw cake parties.
There's a huge, massive TVs where he got sports. We
still had sports in our area, but it was like
crappy TVs. But they had big, huge ones, probably eighty
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inch TVs over there. You didn't eat, didn't give me
the name yet, I will, dude, I'm not trying to
pack these places out. And so then I'm thinking, why
are all these parents here? I get the chaos. There
has to be alcohol. There has to be alcohol, and guys, preface,
I'm not an alcoholic. On the weekends, I like to drink. Okay,
you gotta reset, all right, clear your mind. You ain't
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in morning radio, I'll hang up and listen. So I'm
trying to find some booze. If I ain't Paul, it's
up to y'all. So I'm trying to find some booze.
I see parents drinking these pops. What dad is just
drinking a PEPs Like just drinking a pepsi out of
a straw. And it's not even a big gulp, it's
just a it's a medium sized pepsi, just drinking out
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of a straw. What dad is doing that? He's not.
Oh there's mom over there drinking a sprite with a straw.
What like? Parents don't love pop this much? Then I
see another dad. He's got what looks like a freakid
a Slushyet I'm like, uh, there's no way. This dad
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is just sucking down a slushyet, there's no way. So
I'm thinking. I'm thinking there's gotta be alcohol here. There's
no way. This place is this hype, this chaotic two
pm in the afternoon. There's gotta be booze. But it
ain't at the front, ain't by the shoe area, pop station,
popcorn station, pretzel station. There's one guy getting handsy with bazer.
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She goes, where's the shoes at? He shows her, but
don't worry, he touched her both times. He had to
show her where the shoes were.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
That's my wife.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Thanks. And so I'm watching her making sure she's not
getting touched. And I see around the corner. It's a
poorly lit area. So I walk over there.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Poorly lit.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
That's a good sign, and you gotta go. You would
never see it from front of house.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
You go around.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
There's a pool table, there's about four four different parents.
There's a dacream machine. There are drinks being served. The
one dad over there, Uh yeah, I'll take two rumplements. Thanks.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
Great, I found the booze.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
It all makes sense. The bowling Alley paired with alcohol
makes a fun time for families. So I go over there,
I got a it was a mixer. You know, you
want to keep it classy in front of the kids,
but a lot of the parents are disguising it. You
never even know if you were a kid that their
parent was drinking. You got dad smells like you just
had a tried it gum, but he was sucking down
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peppermint patty alcohol in the back.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
Yeah. I don't know when the culture has changed, and
maybe it was always this way. Maybe when we were kids,
a lot of parents were drinking at kid events. I
know there was a if you that drink at kid events,
I mean I am telling you now, if there is
a kid event, ninety nine percent of the time that
the kid's events I go to, there's alcohol. And I
(41:11):
am shocked at how much alcohol is at these kid events.
I did not realize this as a kid. Or has
it just become more of a socially acceptable thing that
that is available. Can you do you know you don't
know because you don't have kids, Well no, no, I.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
Got family members. You got kids doing all kinds of activities,
and I've heard not saying the activity, not saying the sport,
not saying the classification, not saying the age, not saying
the school. They will take champagne bottles and do mimosas.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
See, that's what I mean.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
I'm not saying if it's indoor, not saying if it's outdoor,
they will have mimosas if it is a Saturday event.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
I am shocked that more people don't go to these
kids events and none of them have alcohol. There is
at least a two or three they're like, oh my gosh, yes,
let's have it. Let's go ahead, grab a drink real quick.
I mean, all they're doing is jumping on the trampoline.
Do you really need a beer to watch them jump
on the trampoline of the trampoline park. It's unbelievable. It's
become so much more widely acceptable than it ever has been.
(42:14):
I don't know why, but we live in chaos. So hey,
now you like kids events?
Speaker 1 (42:19):
Well, on the way out right next to it pickleball place,
I said, coming back, you got me for life. I
don't have kids, but I'll be jumping on the trampy
thing next weekend. They got pickleball next door.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
We'll take a break, anhl, it's over many.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
I tried to reverse jinx it. I texted my buddy
Danny and Fort Lauderdale. He's actually in the same place, Travis,
Kelsey and Taylor in seaside surfside.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
Hey, Kelsey's dropped twenty five pounds.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Man, What is it called? Fair Line.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
Sunnyside, Sundale, Sunnyside, California.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Man, No, it's Florida. But I was making things, texting
my buddy and I go, hey, congrats on the ship.
But I did it four hours before the game, just
ticking with him. And then they killed them and.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
They killed them, man? And is that just how it is?
Like Game seven is always or the ending game? Because
I remember when the Tampa Bay not tam Bay Las
Vegas they were, had a close out game in Las Vegas.
They won like seven to one. It was like whoa,
And I didn't. I gotta be honest. You know how
much I've watched the Stanley Cup playoffs this year pretty
much zero. I really slacked off and the finals. I
(43:31):
kept saying, Oh, I'm gonna watch a game, and then
I'd look at the score and be like three nothing.
I'm like, I don't need to tune into that one.
I need those nail biders. It was already two to
nothing by the time I looked at the score, so
I didn't even turn it on last night. Didn't see
them skate the trophy around, none of it. Congratulations to
the Florida Panthers. Did they win last year?
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Yeah? Two in a row and I didn't have any
scratch on it, so it didn't really watch much of
the playoffs. But hockey makes no sense. You'd think Canada
has the best hockey players. They haven't won it since
ninety three.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
But it's not the Canada national team. Dude, you realize
it's run. It's just an organization. That doesn't mean they
have the smartest gm, the best coaches, like they're just
like the Montreal Expos, the Toronto Blue Jays. It's just
it's a business, so maybe they don't have the smartest businessman.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
And Vegas they're a solid team all year, lay out.
Best team in the entire hockey league was Winnipeg Jets.
They got out. Panthers weren't even the favorite to win it.
Theygue won.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
Well, here's my thing, is it just it seems like
it would be so hard to repeat in hockey.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
Well, they got that merchant guy, But why.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
Does it seem to happen on Like, didn't the Tampa
Bay Lightning win back to back? I mean the Avalanche
back in the day, did they win back to back?
I feel like they went back to back in hockey
every time I.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
Look, Well, they traded some huge player in the same division.
Boston traded him and he went to the Panthers and
a larger shoo. Yeah, Margie Ray, and so they were
basically guaranteed to win it. But you could have got
him in the playoffs. I always just like to keep
up with it three times your money. So I mean,
of course, of course, guys, when you're not betting, you
can see the forest through the trees. I knew the
(45:05):
Florida were gonna win it.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
Why why didn't you tell me, dud? Because I could
have bet the future back and then. But now it's
too late to bet the future. I'm telling you right now.
Bet Caitlin Clark to win the MVP before the future.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Do it now? It keeps dropping.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Hey, they won big last night. Yeah, I don't know
who they played, but I saw they won by seventeen.
And did you know they're only like one game over
five hundred.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
Yeah that, but I believe, I mean, I would imagine
they're still at the top. I know even Money though
is randomly the liberty.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
I think they were undefeated til the Fever beat them
on Saturday. I don't know, dude. The bottom line, I
want that scroll. I almost want that scroll to get
off my screen. It strays like it just keeps going
over and over again, so you can't help but look
at it. Well, like when you're trying to watch it.
I'm trying to watch the College World series and everything's
just on the scroll, and I'm like, stop, dude.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
If you've been on X, there's more highlights about women's
They were getting in fights. Caitlyn got pushed to the ground.
Oh yeah, the one girl grabbed the other girl's head.
Said hey, listen to me.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
I'm gonna need the password to X because I mean
some reason it kicked me out.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
Good luck, Thank god mine are auto logged in. I
have no idea, no no, but for the sore losers,
I don't have the X right now. I could not
even begin to tell you. And I'm not logging out
because I'll never get back in. Gosh.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Yeah, maybe we got to say somewhere I don't know,
but happy Wednesday. Do you all enjoy your day?
Speaker 1 (46:27):
Ray?
Speaker 2 (46:27):
I'm proud of you, man. Yeah, what a weird feeling.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
Yeah. Of all the things she's woke me up with
after naps, it's usually things I have to do, shortcomings, chores,
how she needs my help with something, how I slept
too long at this time. She said, I'm proud of
what you guys have built. And I said, thank you,
(46:53):
I need some water. What did she really say? She goes,
She goes, it's cool that you guys have built. You
guys should be proud, and I go, thanks, will continue
to build.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
Yeah, well, we need some more. We need people to
subscribe and leave reviews. Five star reviews, be great. Tell
your friends downloaded on different app your iPad and on
your iPhone. That'd be amazing. You know, different accounts. Put
it on your husband's phone, put it on your wife's phone,
put it on your kids phone.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
Just downloaded a bunch and subscribe. Yeah, we cover everything
I think we did.
Speaker 1 (47:30):
Man. Yeah, college baseball, baseball, the guy that beat the streak,
he was at fifty.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Oh dude, I meant I had that written down.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
He was at fifty Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
My cousin, even cousin Andrew sent me a message and
he was like, dude, he's at fifty And I was like,
I don't know if anybody's ever.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
Got fifty fifty one Robert Moseley, and I was like
blown away. He was, guys, he was seven away from
seven hits. Pick any hitters you want, any day you want.
You just got to get fifty seven. You win five
point five million.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
I mean, he picked someone from the freaking Zacramento as.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
He picked a guy that doesn't even rotate through the
lineup because they sucks so bad. And he loved his average.
And the guy got four at bats and one of
them was a pop up in the right field and
to hit the ground, but because the runner didn't run
the second, it didn't count as a hit. Oh my god,
and Baser's theory remains true. The MLB is in on it.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
I got a question, though, was it a routine pop
fly that looked like it should have been caught?
Speaker 1 (48:24):
So they said, because the runner wasn't breaking, the fielder
wasn't as aggressive to try and catch it.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
There you go. Oh man, I'm hey, if you're that
dude watching that game, is your TV broken now?
Speaker 1 (48:38):
No, because you want to know even more sick than
him losing the record of fifty. He'll still get ten
K for being the highest this year, but you want
to know something even more sick. I clicked into his account.
You can kind of fall him a little bit. He
turned around the next day. He picked two hitters. How
do you rebuild after fifty? And the guy at forty
he lost to he payed. He picked JP Crawford for Seattle,
(49:02):
Seattle Safego or whatever it's called now, it's one of
the worst hitting stadiums in baseball. And he picked JP
Crawford Hindsight's twenty fifteen guys. But good gosh, if you're
if you're number one me and just have already said
pick a time. He picked Judge, go out with the best.
You're not gonna go out with a guy named Jacob Wilson.
Speaker 2 (49:18):
Yeah. Yeah. In the A's they don't score runs. You
want the highest over under, you want like over twelve runs.
I'm picking that any game in Colorado. Picked someone from
that game. Rockies are starting to hit the ball man.
They won like six and five in a row. They
beat the Marlins three in a row. Now they beat
the Nationals two in a row, five in a row,
break up the Rockies, Folks.
Speaker 1 (49:39):
World Series, at Rest in peace, Low Tank, Glad you're okay, man.
It was good to see you pick a couple guys
the next day. I didn't know if you were going
to be in a dark place, but you still pick people.
And I did some research online. I think he either
owns climbing gear company or he's some nerd on the
Internet that comments on message boards. Because low Tank's such
a unique name
Speaker 2 (50:00):
One of the two, one of the two can't be
in wear in between
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