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Bobby played a game with the members of the morning show where he bets that he can make each of them say the word 'no'. Can they overcome his mind games or do they fall victim of him controlling their minds? We all shared personal stories in Tell Me Something Personal that involve doing something that enraged people online and Amy might be poisoning herself. We talked about how 60% of men keep financial secrets and Lunchbox opens up as to why his wife doesn't need to know how much money he makes.

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This Welcome to Tuesday show more in a studio Wine
Lunchbox's wife committed the ultimate betrayal. Oh no, Now, in
the past, she had been like having drinks, drinking wine.
Was a mystery man on the porch, remember that, lunchbox. Yeah,
you work.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Home and they had wine and cheese and they were
home on bottle number two, sitting on the front porch
on a sunny Wednesday afternoon.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Who was that mystery man?

Speaker 3 (00:36):
I don't know his name, man, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
So Blood's been in the water for a bit. This
is the ultimate betrayal. So what happened?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
So yeah, the other night, we're sitting down and you know,
we don't have a lot we watched together. We have
a few shows and we get maybe one episode every
other night, and season three of Traders is out, and
I was like, look, we haven't watched it. Yeah, this
is a show. We watched season one, we watched season two.
So I said, hey, you want to start season three
at Traders? And that's when she got this look on

(01:08):
her face like, uh, oh, I'm busted, and she admitted
she watched it without me.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Oh, she watched the whole season without you.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Which means she probably hid watching it. Yeah, that's what
I'm saying, not like one episode. She watched the entire
season and she was like, I uh, I already watched it.
And that's I mean. I'm just telling you. This is
her explanation. Season three. Are traders watching it without me?
I mean, did we watched season one? In season two?

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:40):
Yeah, but I didn't think you liked it as much
as I did, and I needed something. I needed something
to watch while you were at work, and so sorry,
but out of.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
Respect for like our marriage, gosh, do I need to
take the channel changers with me when I go to work, Like,
watch one of your dumb shows, the stupid Mormon Wives
Lives of the TWI talks.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
You know, I don't like that one. You could watched
that without me?

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Okay, say you're around it, Okay, it always turns pervy
at the end, because I do think that's a bad
move by her. You can't watch a show with that
even if you watch the first two and you felt
like my wife, we watched first two season something, and
I'm like, man, did she watched the third? You gotta
check with me before you jump into that third. If
we've watched the first two together. I'm on your side,

(02:31):
launch Box.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, I thought, at least give me the option to
turn down the show. Like, you can't judge how much
I liked it. I've talked about how much I enjoyed
the show is fun, and we talked about, oh, season
three is coming out, Season three is coming out.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
And then to find out.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
That she didn't even give me the option to be
involved in that. And it's just like, man, that feels
weird and dirty.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Any chance she watched it with Wine Guy.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
No, I don't know she talks to wine Guy anymore. No, Yeah,
I had it all out. Maybe, I mean just different
paths in life, like I mean, got busy with kids.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah, Amy thoughts on the TV show thing. I think
it's a bad move by Lunch's wife on my team Lunchbox.

Speaker 6 (03:13):
Yeah, it's just a bummer when that happens.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
So would you call an attorney?

Speaker 6 (03:18):
No, call it an attorney. Also, I've done it.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
So oh and you called an attorney or had one
called on you?

Speaker 7 (03:30):
No, I watched something, but I think Ben was gone
for Like was that the string them sweater? No? Okay,
Straw not at all broke that both Camel's back, not
even close. But I get it, Lunchbox. It's it's disappointing,
it's disrespectful.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Really.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Also, it's like, man can't even consider my feelings about
a TV show. And it's like, if I went and
watch Survivor without her, I know she loves.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
It, that's what you do. Get her back. Retaliation. Amy
loves retaliation. This is my answer. Retaliate by watching, Retaliate
by watching a show without her. Don't tell her and
then let her know, but record you telling her. Yeah, dude,
there's nothing healthier than the advice I just gave. No,
I love it. She deserves that. Yeah, I love healthy advice. Okay,
I hit us back in like a month. Okay, A

(04:24):
question to be Hello, Bobby Bones. My fiance is a
terrible cook, but he's so passionate about it, and I
love him for that. He loves cooking for me, but
it's never good. I was thinking about getting him private
cooking lessons as a surprise, something fun and useful we

(04:45):
could both benefit from. But when I mentioned it to
a friend, she pointed out that it might come off
like I'm criticizing him now I'm second guessing myself. Is
there a way I can frame this gift that it
won't make him feel bad about his skills or is
this one of those things that's better left alone? Signed
recipe for disaster. Hey, I don't think it's a bad gift.
I think if somebody loves something, you get them something

(05:05):
that they love they're passionate about. I think that's awesome.
That's different than the gym membership, because if you buy
somebody at gym membership is a gift, it's not usually
because they're passionate about the gym, or they would already
have a membership. That's usually for a reason that it
is for your own good. You would like for them
to get in better shape for you, not just for them.

(05:25):
I guess it could be a health thing too, But
most times when a husband gets a wife a gym membership,
it ain't because he's won her insights to be better. Amy,
would you agree with that.

Speaker 6 (05:36):
Overall? Yes, I think it's not a good idea.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
This is an excellent gift, though I do not think
these two are the same. I think they're being lumped
in together. I think your friend that told you that,
I think it's a pretty short sighted for her to
say that I think if I were into let's say,
I love pickleball, and my wife's like, I hire the
normal pickball player in the world to come over and
give you lessons. I wanted to be like, No, I
want to get good all my own. I think it's
a great gift.

Speaker 6 (05:59):
Amy, No, I think it's so easy.

Speaker 7 (06:01):
You can just say, I know how much you enjoy cooking,
and I saw this cooking workshopper class and it looks
so amazing. I thought it'd be so fun for you
to try. And he's probably gonna be like, yeah, I
love this.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Thank you, and good for you for even though he sucks. Well,
you're kind of doing it for your own good too though,
like a little bit. You're getting him this not just
because his passion. You're getting him this to help you
have better food, and I support you in that. I
think it's a great gift, though, So go for it.
Thank you, Thanks for emailing us. Which, by the way, Morgan,
will you give the email ad dress out to anybody
who's listening and wants to email the show.

Speaker 7 (06:29):
Yes, it's mail bag at Bobbybones dot com.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
So how much money are we giving for wedding gifts?
That's the question.

Speaker 8 (06:37):
People were giving two hundred dollars per person, four hundred
dollars per couple to wedding? Is that actually how much
money you guys give when you're a guest at a
wedding Before I also, i'd be for real before I.

Speaker 6 (06:47):
Was just doing one hundred dollars if I.

Speaker 8 (06:49):
Didn't really know them that well, if it's somebody I'm
like super close with but not on the wedding party,
and maybe a little.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
More before, hundred dollars seems crazy. Four crazy. Yeah, that's crazy,
that's crazy. It doesn't have to be cash. I think,
I mean spinning it on it. That seems four hundred
bucks is for two people, So two hundred bucks a
person seems again very high.

Speaker 7 (07:06):
Yeah, no, that's that's not accurate in my mind, one hundred,
she's like one hundred sixty three.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
If I had to pick a number, like sixty three.
If I got invited to the wedding, the gifts can
be about seventy bucks. If I'm not like super close
to them.

Speaker 7 (07:19):
You yeah, no, I'm I'm with you, it's probably sixty
bucks if I'm just invited, not that close. If I'm
super close to them, then it'd be over one hundred,
oh some something like you like your Your gift I
got you was more than one hundred for wedding.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yeah, I remember when you got married. I got your
gift and never came out of the closet for like
three years. It was a pretty expensive clock. It's clock.

Speaker 6 (07:41):
Oh my god, that's bronze. Yeah, from pottery barn.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
What'd you get me for my wedding?

Speaker 6 (07:48):
Oh? I got you.

Speaker 7 (07:50):
What are those things called that you cook a pot?

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Rot pot in? Yeah, big orange pot. Will use that.
Some quison art, quisin Art. It's like cruse that was
called queensin art. Okay, you must have been fancier. Eddie
got me a blender as a juicer. Yeah, jesus, you
still use that. It doesn't sound like we use Amy's thing.
I thought it was quizon Art. We use Amy' sing.
I don't know about that one. I think we may
have like regifted that really know it's going man, I

(08:15):
don't think about stuff that's from at deer Abbey. All right.
Next up, speaking of weddings, this woman let her husband
put stuff on the wedding registry. And you know, guys
will just do dumb stuff if you let them. Here
you go.

Speaker 6 (08:29):
So I give my.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
Husband access to our wedding registry obviously, like you know
normal people do.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
And I said, put anything you want on there.

Speaker 8 (08:37):
Like stuff that you never like, will think to buy
for yourself that will be helpful.

Speaker 6 (08:42):
For our future home. So this is what you put
on our registry.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Notice that nobody bought it because you know, why would
someone buy it?

Speaker 6 (08:50):
So why is it sitting in my living room?

Speaker 1 (08:53):
So it is a six hundred and forty dollars full
size night suit of armor.

Speaker 6 (09:00):
Where do you even buy that?

Speaker 1 (09:02):
And it's in her living room. It's awesome. And that's
what he put on there, and someone bought it for him.
That's from Sam to that just one. Yeah, it's really
the coolest thing I've ever seen on a wedding registree.
There were some things on ours we put on years
ago just to go. I wonder who will buy this?

Speaker 6 (09:18):
We are you?

Speaker 1 (09:20):
I don't think, but it was ours. But I didn't
do a full suit of night armor. I did this
really expensive couch going. Nobody's gonna buy this couch. Click
because you're just clicking stuff and like shooting a little
gun and stuff. And one of our like our CFO
bought it and send it to me.

Speaker 6 (09:37):
Yeah, bought you the couch taught.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Me the couch. Believe it. I love it. Sometimes I
just lay on it think about how good times are.
I love it. I still have. I didn't even regift it.
I didn't even regift it. And there was no name
with us. We had to track it back. We had
we had to call people, which was the most awkward
thing ever and go, hey, find a chance. Did you
send us a couch? No? Okay, you never called me.

(10:01):
No order? Now that's it. I got the queen like cruse.

Speaker 6 (10:07):
And then Eddie's was a juicer.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
I got a couch thefo that was the juice. It's
time for the good news.

Speaker 6 (10:19):
So this guy, Larry Bailey is just doing his job.
He's a door dash.

Speaker 7 (10:22):
Delivery guy and he got a Panera bread order. So
he shows up to the girl's house and she's like,
oh hi, he's eighty one years old, so she was
sort of intrigued by this.

Speaker 6 (10:33):
He had a knee brace on.

Speaker 7 (10:35):
She lives on the third floor of her apartment, so
he climbed up three flights to get her food. She
could tell he was kind of struggling, but they had
a really sweet interaction, and her ring camera picked up
the whole thing, so she loaded it up to TikTok.
It went viral and that's when she was like, oh,
I should start a campaign for him and raise the money.

Speaker 6 (10:53):
And she did in like a day. It had twenty
two thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
I'm watching it says if anyone knows who this guy
Larry is in Jackson, Bill, let me know. Larry looks
like Greg Papavitch. I'll be honest with you. Oh yeah,
the coach, Yeah, the former coaches. I mean he's not
coaching anymore. Yeah, and he has I don't know about
a brace, but definitely he's got something wrapped around his knee. Yeah,
he looks pretty healthy, but that's yeah eighty one. Maybe

(11:16):
he's doing it for extra money. Either way, he's got
twenty one thousand dollars right now.

Speaker 7 (11:19):
Yeah, And he said once she met up with him
and told him her name is Ireland, by the way,
so shout out to her.

Speaker 6 (11:24):
But she was like, I have.

Speaker 7 (11:25):
Something really cool to tell you, and she's like, I
think you're a really kind soul.

Speaker 6 (11:29):
And TikTok came together.

Speaker 7 (11:31):
They want to give you this money and he's like, wow,
I know what's TikTok. He's like, I don't have to
think about how I'm going to use the money, but
I won't waste it.

Speaker 6 (11:38):
I know that.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Yeah. There being him on the news, I mean he looks. Yeah,
I'm glad eighty one.

Speaker 6 (11:44):
I was just a question. Yeah, do you think does
do door dash or uber? Do they have Ahe.

Speaker 7 (11:50):
Libs huh No, you can't discriminated, that would be true.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (11:55):
Yeah, we don't want to. We don't want that. I
guess I just didn't.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Are you suggesting they do?

Speaker 6 (11:59):
No?

Speaker 1 (11:59):
Okay, Oh I.

Speaker 6 (12:00):
Love this for Larry. I guess I just didn't know.

Speaker 7 (12:02):
Like when my dad was in his seventies, is driving
just got a little different.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
I think that Larry looks like he's still pretty put
together mentally and physically.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Yeah, good for him. Hey, good for Larry. Yeah, all right,
there you go. That's what it's all about. That was
telling me something good. I bet you I can make
you say the word no Eddie. Okay, do you want
to take the bet? I yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 9 (12:27):
All I have to do is not say the word
that you just said.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Yep, got it in five minutes or less. I bet you.
I can make you say the word no. Okay, okay,
I gotta be strong here, mentally strong. You bet two dollars,
two dollars. Take it?

Speaker 9 (12:39):
Okay, there are I almost said it right there.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
I'm not trying. I'm not trying to do that. Okay,
starting now, got it. There are three doors. You walk
up to the three doors. You can go in the
left door, this center door, or the right door. All
three of them have golden door knobs. Which door do
you choose? Two? That well, there not numbered. The one
in the middle middle, So you turn the golden doorknob

(13:06):
and walk through the one in the middle. Okay, I
walked through it. Now you walk for about a mile
and you come up across. Wow, another set of doors. Oh,
another set. There's one on the left, one in the middle,
and one on the right. This time they have silver doorknobs. Oh,
which one do you take? Left, middle or center.

Speaker 9 (13:23):
I'm gonna go with the left, middle or center?

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yeah? Wait wait a second, left, middle or right? Okay,
I'm gonna go right. Okay, good, okay. So you go
to that saying the word no, no. All right, you
keep walking once again, you see three doors. Yes, there's
one of the left, one in the middle, one on

(13:48):
the right. They have bronze doorknobs. Which one do you take?
I'm gonna stay to the right. You're so full of crab.
You're so full of crab. Why have you played some before? No? No, no,
that god, my man. Let's go.

Speaker 9 (14:13):
Let my guarden rich one second.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Two dollars richer, let's get my money.

Speaker 9 (14:21):
I walked right into that like an idiot. Gosh, that easy, huh.
So I'll take my two dollars. Two dollars, thank you.
So we have Amy come in. The lushwalks come in.
You're gonna get all of them, you think, yes, okay, yes,
every single one.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
You're gonna go. Let's play this. We'll do Jason Aldan.
Try this in a small town, or try that in
a small town. I don't know. Go through one of
the doors. Uh, and then we'll come back. Do you
want to do Amy naxt stuff? Yeah? Okay, Amy sent studio.
Now give any cash on you.

Speaker 7 (14:57):
I do.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
And I just made a two dollars bet. We're not
gonna say who won, but I bet you within like
three minutes, I can make you say the word no
inn Oh okay, would you like to bet two dollars.

Speaker 6 (15:09):
All you have to do you can make me say no, yes.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
And that doesn't count yet, that's not the true. Yeah,
I'll say time on you. Right, would you like to
bet two dollars or no?

Speaker 6 (15:18):
Huh? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Okay, So starting, it's.

Speaker 6 (15:22):
Not mixed in with another word.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Correct, Okay. Starting. Now, You're walking down a long hallway
and you come across three treasure treasure chests on the ground.
There's one on the left, one in the middle, and
one on the right. Which treasure chest do you open?

Speaker 6 (15:45):
The one on the.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Right? Okay, you open the one on the right. Great.
It tells you walk forward. You walk forward down another
long hallway you see three more treasure chests. This time.
The treasure chest, though, is made of six over. There's
one in the left, the middle, and the right. Now,
which one do you open?

Speaker 6 (16:07):
The one on the right?

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Okay? Right? It tells you take a right. You go
right down another long hallway and there are three more
treasure chests. This time. The chests are made of bronze.
There's one in the left, the middle, and the right.
Which treasure chest do you open the one on the right? Okay,

(16:30):
this is bullcrap. Have you played this before?

Speaker 7 (16:32):
No, no, am I messing you up?

Speaker 6 (16:36):
Am I winning? Do I win? I don't know the game.
I just thought I'm just gonna keep picking the right.
Does that not work with you?

Speaker 1 (16:46):
You haven't played the game?

Speaker 6 (16:49):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Did I already say that? Multiple times? It seems like
it's over at three minutes?

Speaker 7 (16:59):
But that means I mean like it was over and
I want.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
I didn't say one. I said, have you ever played
this game?

Speaker 6 (17:04):
And when I say no, he said like three times?

Speaker 3 (17:07):
No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (17:11):
It's like taking candy from a baby dolls.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
All right, we're gonna say if Lunchbox falls for it,
you think you'll fall for it?

Speaker 6 (17:18):
I thought, I was like, dang, I just got Bobby. Yo,
how much are you? Two bucks?

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Don't pay? You don't pay yet? Here he comes, Okay,
walk in the studio. Now it's Lunchbox.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Yeah? Who bet on me?

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Nobody? Actually, it's not like that. Do you have any
cash on you? Oh?

Speaker 3 (17:37):
I got cash on me? Always?

Speaker 1 (17:39):
Are you lying? No? Okay? I bet you within three minutes,
I can make you say the word no. Would you
like to bet two dollars on it? You're gonna bet
that I can make you say the word n oh. No,
it doesn't start right now, so you can say no, no, no, no,
it doesn't matter right now. But if you accept the bet,
you have three three minutes. I can make you say
the word no.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
Okay, and you're gonna bet me two dollars.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Yeah, let me check it doesn't the money doesn't matter.
I can take it through. I take the venmo all right.
Time starts now, and you can't like stall for time,
So just answer the questions. Yeah, you're walking down the
hallway and you come across three doors. Yep, there's one
on the left, the middle, and the right. Each have
a golden doorknob. Which one do you open? And walk

(18:25):
through the middle? Okay? So you open the one in
the middle and you walk through. You walk for a
long ways and you come across three more doors. This
time they have silver doorknobs left, middle, and right. Which
one do you choose?

Speaker 3 (18:40):
Middle?

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Okay? You walk through the hall and it says take
a right. So now you've taken a right. You come
across three doors left, middle, and right. This time they
have bronze doorknobs. Which one do you open?

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Middle?

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Have you placed before?

Speaker 3 (18:59):
I have no idea what's going on?

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Thank you? I one, he said, I have no idea?
What's going on? You said no eight seconds record.

Speaker 6 (19:13):
I know it took me a minute too to realize.

Speaker 7 (19:15):
I didn't even know I said no, no, like you
just said no like three times in the midst of.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Me thinking no, no, no whatever, three card money, lunch
bunches me two dollars. How about that one.

Speaker 9 (19:32):
I thought you almost dodged in by answering it differently
than no.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
He has no idea, he has no idea your thoughts.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Dang, I'm mad at myself.

Speaker 7 (19:42):
Me too, me too, because I was like, there's no
way I'm going to say the word no.

Speaker 6 (19:46):
He can't make me say no.

Speaker 7 (19:47):
I'm just going to know in my head that I'm
not going to say that word.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
But then even when I answered the question, like even
when I said the whole sentence, I didn't realize I
said no neither.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
I should have said I, I'm not sure what's.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Going on, but you weren't thinking enough. I felt to
protect that sentence because you're so dialed in on what
the doors and the door knobs. Man.

Speaker 9 (20:10):
What's crazy, too, is I think Amy and I picked
the same doors.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
I don't know, you just try to pick away to stay,
starting to be like, I'm not getting got I.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Kept thinking he was gonna go. You took a rite,
So why'd you go left? I'm like exactly.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
I was like, huh, I was very confused. Whatever. Good game,
good game, good game, good game.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Everybody, good game. Good game. All right, let's play.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
Try it again.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
No, you already know how it. I'm not going to
do it this time, but you know how it works.
It's time for the good news. Zoe Cadman.

Speaker 9 (20:45):
She lives in California and the other morning she wakes up,
goes to her kitchen. What does she see? A huge
black bear in her kitchen. So she tries to yell, hey,
get out, get out, go go the bears like, oh,
I'm in the kitchen looking for food. But then her
seventeen year old dog, Doodle comes out of the bedroom
and says, I got this, mom step away. So Doodle

(21:07):
goes nose to nose with the bear, and their security
footage of it where the bear just slowly starts backing
up like I'm.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Not gonna mess the doodle. Dudle's like one tenth of
sizes bear, seventeen years old and the bears like up
on a step looking down, and so the dog gets
right in its face, and I think the bear just
kind of gets tired of the dog more so than
getting scared. But then the bear walks out of the
house the way it came in, gets on top of
the fence, looks around and it's like all right, I'm good,
and walks out.

Speaker 9 (21:31):
But the bear could have killed that dog easily. But
something about Doodle that like maybe they talk to each
other or.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
I don't know, I think something about the bear bear
was just over it, bored in full possibly, but yeah,
but that dog goes right at it.

Speaker 9 (21:44):
So the hero here is seventeen year old Doodle taking
care of that bear.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Get out of my Doodle looks kind of like some
kind of collie, like small collie.

Speaker 6 (21:54):
I guess, I just it's got to be small dogs
don't live down.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
He's not huge. Good job, Doodle. But the bear like
growls a doodle. Doodle ones way, and the bear goes
right where Doodle was right right. But yes, that's a
big old bear. That the story here, there's a bear
in a house. Neighbors say this happens all the time,
all the time.

Speaker 6 (22:12):
Shut your doors, I think they learn how to open
the doors.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
So if you don't lock it, yes, you shut your
door and lock it.

Speaker 6 (22:21):
Always lock your doors when you're home.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
If there are bears, yes, if there are bears that
are getting in people's houses, yes, it's like if they're
burglars in the neighborhood, you probably lock your stuff up. Sure. Yeah,
that's a big old bear though. Good story. Doodle doodles
the dog doodle, Good job doodle. All right, that's what
it's all about. That was telling me something good. Now,
Time for the Morning Corny.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
The Morning Corny.

Speaker 7 (22:50):
Why did the ice cream truck get a flat tire
because of the rocky road?

Speaker 1 (22:59):
That was the Morning Corny Tuesday Reviews day. I'll go first,
I watched Top Gun Maverick. I had never seen it.
Let's go, It's fine, oh it. I put on Twitter.
I was like, hey, is this any good? I'm really
gonna like it. Well, my wife like it, and everybody
was so over the top that I was gonna love it.
I think it affected it. I just have to accept

(23:20):
Tom Cruise does corny movies now. And it was cool,
like all the that was cool, but it's pretty corny,
you know.

Speaker 9 (23:27):
He flew the plane himself. Great, that's pretty cool. Okay,
that's crazy.

Speaker 6 (23:32):
It is kind of crazy.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Yeah, I've all say to me watching it, you can
easily do it on the green screen. Like if I'm
watching it, I'd be like, wow, that's cool, like in
real life, Tom Cruise is up there. It was good.
I give it four out of five nuclear bombs for
is good because I enjoyed it. I really was ama
for a five.

Speaker 6 (23:50):
I think if you saw in the theater at my five.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Yeah, but we have a pretty good like system in
our house. It feels kind of like a theater. Yeah,
not to flex, but you know, we get it. It
was just a little corny movie. Mike, your thoughts on this, Yeah,
I feel like that was gonna be overhype for you,
no matter what. I thought. The actor was really good
and I thought the action was good. I thought it
was tough to like Miles Teller who played Can I

(24:13):
say who he played as? I spoiler right, this is
the movie's been about three years, so it's not like great,
he played Goose's son. That was so over the top.
And also he's like like a celebrity. People say it's
like the worst person ever, so I don't like him already,
so then I'll watch him in the movie and I'm like, oh,
he's supposed to like a jerk to everybody, so I
can't like that guy. I don't know. I had trouble
with it. I still enjoyed it. My wife checked out
halfway through. Really yeah. She was like she never seen

(24:36):
the first one, and even though they would show clips
to remind or to educate people on what it was,
she also was like, Okay, there's everything, and I was like, yeah,
fair enough. Then the Val Kilmer scene, that's emotional. Guys.
I didn't watch the original Top Gun until like five
or six years ago, so like hasn't been a part
of my life.

Speaker 6 (24:56):
But the original you think is better?

Speaker 1 (24:58):
No, because it was the eighties. And here's the take.
That football scene is kind of on the beach. Yeah,
Like I feel like they were all going to make out. Yeah,
but like they were all going to finish that football
scene and they were going to go and good for them,
you know, whatever you like, you like, and they were
all just gonna go. And four out of five I
still enjoyed it. It wasn't way too long. It was
like barely two hours, so I like that. Uh, four

(25:19):
out of five, so that's a good score. I just
was really high hoping it. What about the girlfriend? You
think that was cool, Jennifer Connolly, It wasn't her. It's
supposed to be her. But that's the same person, same character. What, Yeah,
his girlfriend. I don't have like a fetish for the
old one. I don't know what you're talking about. So
he's got a girl in the old one, right, said

(25:40):
Jennifer Connolly.

Speaker 7 (25:41):
Yeah, okay, I didn't know that was the same supposed
to be the same person.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
It's the same. Yeah, it's the same love. It's the
same love in Jimmer Connolly. Yeah, but she's not she's
not in the second one. Yes, oh she is. Yes, Okay,
you watch it. I did.

Speaker 9 (25:54):
But then one of them is not the same you
watched Dian.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
So long.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
Yes, in the same person. Okay.

Speaker 9 (26:02):
I thought there were two different actresses, So I thought
that was cool that they rekindled that love.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
No, you thought it was two different loves.

Speaker 9 (26:07):
No, they're two different actresses, actresses like the same person.

Speaker 6 (26:11):
See this is one of the movie's computer the blonde
girl in me.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
But Meg Ryan was Goose's girl.

Speaker 7 (26:17):
Yeah, it's not Meg Ryan. No, but the other Jennifer Connolly, she's.

Speaker 6 (26:21):
Not the O. Jennifer Connolly is not the old I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
One of them is not the OG.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Four nuclear bombs. I enjoyed it. It is fine. It's
a little corny, Amy what you watch?

Speaker 6 (26:33):
I watched Straw on Netflix.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
I don't know what that is.

Speaker 7 (26:36):
Okay, it's Tyler Perry's new Netflix movie.

Speaker 6 (26:40):
But it's a single mom.

Speaker 7 (26:41):
I don't want to say too much, but she reaches
her breaking point pretty sure in the previews here at
the Bank.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
I don't know you're talking about with a gun.

Speaker 6 (26:50):
That's all I can say.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Okay, fair enough, what do you? What do you do?

Speaker 7 (26:53):
I give it three out of five standoffs, and you
will cry.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
I won't because I won't watch it. But if we
do watch it, will cry.

Speaker 6 (27:01):
Yeah, like if you need a cry.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Yeah, I don't watch it. I don't. I know. They
tried to get me at the end of Top Gun
to cry and I didn't. Almost like this Miles teller Er,
It's like, yeah, like that dude a jerk. Like everybody
knows that that actress a jerk. So I don't have
any feelings toward them.

Speaker 9 (27:14):
It's funny you say that because I think when it
came out, we didn't.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Know he's a jerk. I didn't know she Yeah, I
kind of did. Really.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Yeah when he was in that Yeah Drump movie, Pap
that's whatever.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
That was Whiplash Welsh. Might you see anything? Yeah, twenty
eight years later.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
I don't want to over hype.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Oh my gosh, I love twenty eight days later. I
love twenty eight weeks later. I don't like scary movies,
but I love a zombie movie when there's a virus.
I don't want to overhype before you. But it was amazing.
I mean because it's twenty years after the original and
the infective just developed into this crazy like human race
where they're smarter, they're faster, they have these alphas. Yes,
and it is awesome. I love zombies, that's all.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Yeah, that's all.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Rating. Do you give four point five out of five
rage viruses? When can I watch it streaming four to
five months?

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (27:59):
No, long time. I'm gonna have a virus by then.
I'm gonna be around sixty percent of men keep financial
secrets from their partners.

Speaker 6 (28:10):
Did you say sixty Yeah?

Speaker 1 (28:12):
Over half of men have kept financial secrets from a
spouse or partner, According to new research, Why is this
a man thing?

Speaker 6 (28:19):
I don't know. I guess I'm thinking like.

Speaker 7 (28:22):
My dad wouldn't say his investments sometimes, and he'd be like, oh,
we'll see I invested in all and now it's all gone.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
That's called gambling.

Speaker 7 (28:33):
No, like in well, gambling too, he would gamble about
actual investments.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Sixty percent of men Yeah, And a survey of two
thousand men those say that they have kept monu related secrets.
The most common secret that men kept a hidden savings account.
Other men have kept their spending habits, and or a
credit card or line of credit to themselves. Among the
men who kept secrets, man he said they did so

(28:58):
because they were embarrassed or ashamed, while one in five
said they simply didn't know how to bring it up.
New York Post. Let's go to the guys here. First
of all, why do you, lunchbox, Why do you think
guys keep money secrets.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Because they don't want their woman to have access to it.
They are scared that they will mess it up, take it.
Maybe it's a secret bank account. So you think it's
because the women in their life are of less intelligence
when it comes to financial matters, correct or they'll spend
it like women have shopping addictions a lot of the time.

(29:30):
And so like my buddy's dad, he used to hide
cash in the attic so his wife wouldn't spend it.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
And by your buddy's dad, you mean you.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
My buddy's dad growing up got it, got it, And
he would show us. He's like, here's all. He'd always
tell us, here's the extra cash if you need it.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
But don't his wife, right, So weird? Have you kept
any financial secrets from your wife?

Speaker 3 (29:52):
I mean, how much I make.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
That's a pretty big one. Yeah, but is it? What
if she said how much do you make?

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Enough?

Speaker 1 (29:59):
You wouldn't tell her how much money you make a year?

Speaker 3 (30:01):
No, because then she can hold that again.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
She'd be like, oh, you know, but we we do percentages,
like we said, like our financial situation, I just tell her, look,
I'll pay you know, seventy five percent of the mortgage.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
Don't worry about it.

Speaker 6 (30:15):
So she has to pay twenty five So what if.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
You're actually making more than seventy five percent?

Speaker 3 (30:20):
She trusts me, but you're also.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Saying, no, I'm not going to tell you information, but still.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Because I'm on I mean, I'm honest, Like I'm like, hey,
don't worry about it like that.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Anyone has to claim their honest with that showing why
they're honest. That to me is a red flag.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
There's no need for her to know because then she
if something goes wrong, she can hold.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
It against me.

Speaker 6 (30:35):
Is the house in her name too?

Speaker 3 (30:37):
Yeah, she gets part of it.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
She gets part of it.

Speaker 6 (30:40):
She's just twenty five percent of it. Or does she
have fifty to fifty?

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Well, I mean she's on it, but we have document
that says she pays twenty five percent document.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
So, Eddie, any secret keeping in your life?

Speaker 9 (30:53):
No, my wife does all our finances. So maybe she's
keeping secrets from me.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
I have no idea.

Speaker 6 (30:58):
Oh got it, But I don't look about your game.

Speaker 9 (31:00):
Sometimes again, everything goes to her.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
She sees the alert. It's like, oh, fifty dollars this month.
Huh gambling? Okay, she knows every She.

Speaker 9 (31:08):
Hits you at the tone sometimes because sometimes when it's
like a big event like the like the NBA Championship,
I'll do a little extra, so I'll put fifty dollars
more in.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
She sees that as an alert you haven't set up
on your account, but she sees even the alerts.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Yeah, dragkingsh dude, you are put on an allowance that
is so embarrassing as a man.

Speaker 9 (31:24):
But I think that, oh my gosh, I think you know,
women are kind of more safe with money. Guys are
riskier with money, right, So I think maybe that's why
they have their little secret accounts because their wives are like, no, no, no, no,
don't don't do.

Speaker 6 (31:36):
That, Like, well, Bobby, you did say some of them
because they're embarrassed. What are they embarrassed off?

Speaker 1 (31:42):
I don't know what they're spending it on. Not having
enough that's embarrassing. But why would you have a secret
extra if you don't have enough, that extra could be enough?

Speaker 7 (31:53):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (31:53):
I don't know. I have no secret accounts, and my
wife and I use the same Venmo and we do
a lot of stuff through Venmo, so we can just
kind of see and mostly just Uber eats over and
over again.

Speaker 9 (32:05):
If you had a secret account, though, would you say it?

Speaker 6 (32:08):
No?

Speaker 1 (32:09):
No, But I wouldn't have any secret account. What would
you have a secret stash of cash? Oh? Like lunch buns'
budd's dead? Yep? If I were to have something secret,
I would be secret stashing cashing, not secret accounting. Okay,
that can all be forensically trace. Have you seen the movies? Yeah?
Oh yeah, I will confess. Oh, here we go, see
we go, let's go. The money we made from the palette.

(32:30):
My wife doesn't know I have that. You've lost most
of it to me over here on this.

Speaker 9 (32:33):
Spoty, but I still have some and she doesn't know
that exists.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Got it? So maybe cash money? Yeah, I don't declare
that with my wife. You think guys are just shadier
in general than women? Yeah, I don't like dishonest. You
think guys are just generally more dishonest women.

Speaker 6 (32:47):
I think so.

Speaker 7 (32:49):
Generally, yes, But also some of it, maybe they just
don't know how to say certain things.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Go ahead, like they don't they don't have to communicate.

Speaker 6 (32:58):
Yeah, they don't know how.

Speaker 7 (32:58):
To communicate well or like you said, shame or embarrassment,
so they end up hiding it when it's not necessary
to hide. It'd be better if you just say it. Also,
how do you feel about women having secret accounts?

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Well, I think a lot of that would be based
off of in those situations where women would have secret
accounts is if they aren't the primary money maker and
sometimes money's held over their head. M hm, So like,
screw this, I'm gonna have a secret account so you can't
hold it over my head and I'm totally down for
it day fund. Okay, well that's what you call yours.

(33:33):
But I would also I would also say I think
if that was reverse and it was the woman who
had the account and they were holding it over their husband,
I would I would understand why God would create have
a secret account so they wouln't feel like they're always
beholden to the person who makes the money when they're
also doing an equal amount of work at home and
taking care of whatever's at home, which they're not getting
credit for all that checkout or already what are you

(33:54):
so passionate?

Speaker 2 (33:54):
I don't think women have secret accounts like they would
be able to, because it would spend it.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
That they're not capable.

Speaker 6 (34:01):
You know, we know how to.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
So you just go to Amazon. If the one has
any extra money, they what.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
They go to Amazon, or they go to the mall.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
I mean, any any extra money at all, any extra
money at all, they spend it like they don't know
how to save Okay, okay, I can't fully subscribe to that, Eddie.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
When your wife in debt.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
What I mean, yeah, before we got married what she
liked to do spend, but Amazon didn't exist.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
It was before she went to the mall.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
So if a woman has any extra money, she ain't
gonna have it long because she's gonna go Amazon or
the mall.

Speaker 6 (34:30):
So right now, I'm a woman, and what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Money and lunch?

Speaker 7 (34:34):
Is a man, and I would think I probably have
more savings than he does for sure.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
Because you've got a divorce, you got havelf your husband's money.

Speaker 7 (34:41):
I lost house, she lost, but so did he. Like
anything we had saved got split down the middle.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
That's what I mean.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
This is easy.

Speaker 9 (34:49):
This is easy to lay out the savings accounts right now?

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Yeah, come on, we will be the judge. And who
has the most any great point? Put it up on
the street. Y.

Speaker 6 (35:00):
I don't know how to save, which I.

Speaker 7 (35:02):
Will say, I wasn't involved in my finances till my divorce,
and it's been very what's the word empowering to have
agency over and knowing even though it's stressful for me,
I learned how to do it. And saving is now
fun for me now when I have when I can't
do it.

Speaker 6 (35:16):
I can't do it all the time.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
But when you know and you saved to do what
go to the mall? No? Amazon?

Speaker 6 (35:23):
No, I'm saving for the future.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Your future. When you went to what go to the
mall for Amazon?

Speaker 3 (35:32):
Wake up?

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Wake up in the mall and it's on the radio
and the doctors he's on time. Ready, em unchbox more
game shool to Steve Red how it's trying to put
you through back He's running this week's next bit. The
Bobby's on the box, so you knowing this the Bobby balls.

(36:01):
So who wants an acting role in the nine one
to one Nashville showed they're doing because I have a
little lead here. Okay, So they have that show nine
one one, and I think this is a spin off
of that, and they've rented out this big building in town.
It's they're using as a hub to do the production.
But nine one one Nashville, So I got this. Nine

(36:21):
one one Nashville will be filming scenes and they're looking
for guys. Okay, do you mean to submit you?

Speaker 3 (36:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Okay, nine to one nashvillell be filming scene at a
mail strip club. That's looking for guys comfortable appearing in
a shop club scene featuring male dancers, reacting, cheering, and
engaging as background patrons during your performance. Oh yeah, so
you're acting? Oh man, everything you've been preparing, what I've

(36:54):
been preparing for? What do you?

Speaker 3 (36:57):
Oh my god?

Speaker 7 (36:58):
Well, every actor looks for the role to be stretched,
like the Mountains.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Yes they weren't game broke Mountains, but they played it well.
You have to go and do your version of broke
Back Mountain and go to the Mailstrop Club and sit
in there and let them dance around and on you
lunch box and cheer. You have to cheer lunch thinking
about this. You have to.

Speaker 9 (37:19):
You don't think the universe prepped you for this when
you did the whole thunder down Under thing.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Like this could be faked. You've already been in the
audience at one of those because I have an end
that will put you in the chair where they actually
get on you go.

Speaker 6 (37:34):
Lunch. But you have to do it.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
You're gonna be on a TV.

Speaker 6 (37:37):
Don't tell us how you want to act again.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
You might get type cast though.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
That's the problem.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
I'm just saying, you know, because.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
You really got it said I'm a good actor.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
I don't know. I mean, I'm a so such a
good actor.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
But saying no, it does bring power, it does. It
does give you power. Sometimes you really wouldn't have to
act here. This is yourself. You can't complain to act
like I like it? Yeah, no, no, love it. They
need somebody act like they love it, like banana hammock and.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Man, I don't know if I can.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
And it's like an eight hour shoot where you have
to do it eight hours? Yeah, eight hours.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
They probably have catering all that stuff, a lot of bananas,
oh man, yeah, oh o my agent and egg plants?
Who's your agent? That's all catering is who? What is
your agent?

Speaker 3 (38:26):
What? Jackson Hughes?

Speaker 1 (38:29):
You forgot about him? Which is the name he made up?

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Because oh my gosh, I don't know if that's a
good look for me.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Okay, And people have to turn down looks all the time.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
So could you do an eight hour scene as the
number one patron at a mail strip club? You'd be
listed as patron number one TV star. But it's an
eight hour shoot and you have to be there all day,
the whole country is going to see that you don't

(39:02):
have any lines, but you just have to enjoy.

Speaker 7 (39:04):
Can we also to appreciate that it's a show called
nine to one one and he loves my God?

Speaker 1 (39:08):
That's another thing that's fate. That's fate. Straight actors who
have played gay actors. Tom Hanks he won an oscar Philadelphia, yep,
because he played a gay lawyer with aids. They're great, dude,
you can win it, but he didn't. You can win
an oscar, but he can win Ammy. Yes, he did
have to do whatever you're talking.

Speaker 6 (39:25):
About, Sean.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Well, they're not asking to do that, they're just they.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Do you understand that someone's like hot.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Dog is going to be in my face?

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Well, that's again that's catering. All catering that day is
going to be bananas, egg plants, and hot dogs.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Man, I don't know what to do here. What would
you like, Bobby?

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Like? I think?

Speaker 3 (39:44):
Can you for career advice? What would you say?

Speaker 1 (39:46):
Man? I think if.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Sometimes turning down things is a good thing, right, yeah,
it makes you harder to get punitended.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
What you mean. What about eunding down a big opportunity?
There are no lines here. It's just it's just enjoy.
Enjoy like a dude, on you what's in front of you.

Speaker 7 (40:08):
But like you meet directors, you meet producers, remember you
for future projects.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
I'm going to use the pictures of this on every post.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
Now, I mean, I think I'm to bow out.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Man, what not just say no because you haven't taken it?

Speaker 2 (40:24):
So I mean, I mean I'm taking it because you
were like, do you want me to nominate you at
the very beginning of this.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
I said yes, but then I didn't.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Know the role.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
So now I need to back out.

Speaker 6 (40:31):
I'm disappointed, munchbox.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Don't we don't do this? Dude? Oh, he says, no.

Speaker 6 (40:37):
You're texting your contact.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
I said yes. He says no.

Speaker 6 (40:41):
This is as simple as he could say.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
I mean, it's as simple as I can't. I don't
think I can do that.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
This is your morals will be filling scenes in a
mal strip club. Casting is looking for guys comforable appearing
in the strip club scene featuring mail dancers, reacting and
engaging his background Patrons during your performance could even be
patron one, oh my god, one, not even two, not three,
like right in the chair, that's huge.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
Lap No let's see.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
I can't like then I had to go.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
To my friends and my family and explain, no, you're acting.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
But I did say no, okay, thank you. He just
turned down a roll. Oh my goodness. No, No, it's
you turned down a roll, right right.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
I'm still looking for roles, but sometimes the roles aren't.
You can't take every role that's given to you.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
What about any What do you mean you should take
any role that's given to you.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
No, you just told me I shouldn't take it.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
No, No, I said I would use the picture a lot.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Yeah, man, I'm gonna have to. I mean Nashville nine
one one if you need me and something else. You know,
you have my number, but now they don't have your number.
The mind, that's what I mean. That's my you can
my name is not Jackson Hughes.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
They're not going to call you back after this. Okay,
there we go. He has said no. How do we
feel about that? Amy?

Speaker 6 (41:51):
I'm disappointed.

Speaker 7 (41:52):
Although I guess if it was reversed and you were
telling me you wanted me to go to a mail
strip club and act excited.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
As a woman for acting you and you wouldn't do that.

Speaker 6 (42:01):
I don't think so what.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
Dance on you?

Speaker 6 (42:05):
I know what I've got. I know I did a Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
So after all that trash you just talked to.

Speaker 7 (42:12):
Me, I'm disappointed you don't care about stuff like.

Speaker 6 (42:15):
That like you would be there.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
I couldn't care about banana hammets in my face.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Back lunch box is not gonna happen. Okay, then we'll
move on. Now, time for telling me something personal. I'm
gonna go first. So over the weekend, and I realize now,
because of all the messages I got through my DMS,
how weird it was. There's this place that makes really
good hot dogs and they don't have mustard at their store.
They don't have it back behind the counter. They don't

(42:43):
sell it. So I take mustard from home and I
put it in my bag and then when I get there,
I use the mustard and then I eat it, and
then I go home put the mustard back in the fridge.
Did that a couple of times? Well, the first time
I forgot the mustard, I met my wife stop at
Walgreens and I had to go in and get mustard,
and then we went to the store. Oh wow, do
you guys ever take condiments to restaurants?

Speaker 6 (43:01):
I haven't, but I'm not above it.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
I've taken a one to steak places before because they
think they're too fancy for steak sauce. So I've taken
little things of a one, little bottles. I took mustard
and I did showed twice and people were acting like
I committed a mortal sin. So mostly what wasn't Is
it weird or not? But have you ever done it?

Speaker 6 (43:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (43:21):
But I would like if I was you and I
they did not have like ketchup my condiment like your.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Yeah, they have ketchup, they have mayonnaise, they don't have mustard.
There is not a meat that doesn't taste better if
you put mustard on it.

Speaker 7 (43:33):
Oh, I disagree.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
There is not a meat that doesn't taste better for
an a one on it. I think those two can
go on any meat, and regardless of the meat, it
tastes better. I don't care how quality the meat is.

Speaker 7 (43:42):
I think it depends on what your condiment of choice is.
You you're passionate about mustard.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
And passionate you are.

Speaker 6 (43:48):
You took your own and you're fighting for it.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Right. No one can eat a hot dog without mustard.

Speaker 7 (43:53):
I can, I don't. I do not put mustard on my.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Hot dog when you look into your computer history, because
you got your psychos your psychos. So, yeah, that that happened,
and people told me I was weird, Amy, what is yours?

Speaker 7 (44:03):
Well's speaking of food, my newish microwave has this mysterious
chemical burning smell all of a sudden, and I don't
know what is happening. And I'm like, am I being poisoned?
Like every time we cook something in it? So I
googled it and Google says if components are burning or failing,
potentially harmful chemical vapors could be released and transferred to

(44:24):
your food. And I'm like, cool, So we've been poisoning ourselves.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
I'll lose the microwave six months.

Speaker 7 (44:31):
Oh that's not new new, it's newish, Like it's not
like a old some people have microwaves forever. Ever.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Yeah. So sometimes I have an iPhone I have in
the past, and eight months later, I'm like, oh, I
still haven't pilled up that plastic on the front. I
wonder if somewhere in that microwave, if you haven't peeled
off everything inside of it, there's got to be some
new film somewhere.

Speaker 7 (44:51):
Yeah, I'm going to reach out to them because I
checked the manufacturer warranty is good for a year. Like
I didn't buy extra warranty, but the one that came
with this for a year. So I'm gonna I gonna
either do that or I'm just gonna go back to
my no microwave.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Days because we're just gonna die. No, keep the microwave
and die early.

Speaker 7 (45:07):
No, I have children to think about. They put stuff
in the microwave.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
You can't not have a microwave.

Speaker 6 (45:11):
No, I lived without a microwave for a decade.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
But you didn't have kids then.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
And also your ex husband, your husband at the time,
had one hidden that he would go and use.

Speaker 7 (45:19):
Well his friends then when they came to visit, they
couldn't believe we didn't have a microwaves, so they sent
one to our house and then he plugged it in
the garage.

Speaker 6 (45:25):
My boyfriend doesn't have a microwave. They survived just fine.
He has three kids. They don't use.

Speaker 7 (45:32):
Well, that's what I'm saying, Like they do every and
sometimes because I've gotten used to a microwave now and
if we're over there, I'm like, oh my gosh, this
is taking forever.

Speaker 6 (45:39):
Heating it up on the stove.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
I can't imagine not having a microwave.

Speaker 9 (45:42):
Oh yeah, the time waste.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Isn't that one of the appliances we need most? Like
if there was a power ranking of appliance essential, fridge
is number one. Yes, microwaves too. If I got a
pick between an oven and a microwave, I think I'm
going microw wave.

Speaker 7 (46:00):
Well, I'm gonna go oven potentially if microwaves are what
about stove?

Speaker 3 (46:05):
Is stove number because if.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Isn't it?

Speaker 6 (46:09):
I stasto have fire if you need it. Okay, man,
good one, that's good.

Speaker 7 (46:17):
It's it's frigerator and then gas stove.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
I go frigerator than microwave. Then I can you can
put stove. I don't ever use the stove because I
don't cook anything ever unless it's in the microwave, and
I cook all the.

Speaker 6 (46:29):
What if you do find out that microwaves are harming.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Us, they probably are so our cell phones so are
so sugar. So I've chosen to go down with that one,
I'll go down with the microwave. I would get that checked.

Speaker 6 (46:42):
Out, though, Oh I definitely am.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
You know what, the first time it happened, I probably
got it checked out.

Speaker 6 (46:45):
Yeah, smell wasn't there.

Speaker 7 (46:48):
It's not like the smell has been there for six months.

Speaker 6 (46:50):
It just started to pop up.

Speaker 9 (46:51):
It's funny, is I'd be more worried about my house
burning down than the health factor.

Speaker 6 (46:57):
Explode.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (46:58):
I thought about that because right now it's off limits.
Like I tell the kids no more. And then I
smell popcorn the other day and I.

Speaker 6 (47:05):
Was like, Steven's in, what did you do? And He's like,
I made popcorn. I'm like, the microwave is off limits
right now.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Plug it?

Speaker 6 (47:12):
Yeah, good point.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Sorry, I put a sorry.

Speaker 7 (47:14):
I put a post it note on it.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Okay, Eddie.

Speaker 9 (47:23):
So I have these new neighbors, right and there's probably
like four people living in the house, so they have
four cars, and now they're starting to park in front
of our house just to kind of park to be home.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
And I feel like whatever space is in.

Speaker 9 (47:38):
Front of my house is mine because my son also
parks on the street because we have three cars, and
so now it's a battle whoever's there first parks in
that spot. And then I'll look out the window and
if I see the move, I tell my son, Hey,
get your car, put it in the spot, and.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Then we move it on.

Speaker 9 (47:54):
I know at some point we're gonna have to talk
about it, So I want to prepare myself and ask you, guys,
is the front of my house kind of my spot?

Speaker 1 (48:01):
Kind of answer is yes? But really is it no?
Like is it an understood if you're just gonna be
nice to your neighbors, give them the spot? Yeah, but
is it really yours?

Speaker 5 (48:10):
No?

Speaker 1 (48:10):
If because you don't own the street. If you can
take a picture from it, legally, you don't own it
because that means it's public, got it?

Speaker 7 (48:16):
Yeah, you don't. I mean you could be like some people,
which I don't even know how they do this because
it's not legal, but they put cones in front of
their house.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
You just move the cones.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
All owners do not own the street or the parking
spaces in front of their homes, right, So how.

Speaker 9 (48:29):
Do I talk to them about this like that is
a little unspoken rule, or like what do we do there?
Because it's going to be a struggle for the rest
of our lives.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
What I would do is I would wait for theirs
to open it in front of their house and just
start parking in that one.

Speaker 6 (48:39):
That's so passive aggressive.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Yeah, I didn't say it was the healthy thing. Okay,
I just said what I would do. So obviously they
know that those spaces if if we picked, we'd have
the one in front of our house. So when that
opens up, I pulled up on park in front of
theirs and give a taste of their own medicine and
make them and make them come to you to be like,
this is our spot. It's like, oh my bad. I
totally agree. So then I'll give you that spot and

(49:04):
you give us our spot, and we're all good.

Speaker 7 (49:06):
See obviously parking in front of Eddie's house because the
spots in front of their house are taking yes.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
But as soon as they move, like you're looking at
your spot to open up, as soon as someone moves
in that spot, I would go and whip right around
and get in that spot. I know.

Speaker 7 (49:16):
But you're saying taste they're on medicine, like they're just
trying to get a parking spot because someone's in there
in front.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Of their house. Someone there they are. It's not somebody random, Okay,
there's just they have more cars. They're hogging all their space.
So you go take one of theirs. It will allow
them to see what inconvenience they're putting on you.

Speaker 6 (49:33):
What's do you have a driveway, Eddie?

Speaker 9 (49:35):
We do, but I park in the garage, so I
need a lane to get out.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Oh so Eddie, they do too, though.

Speaker 9 (49:40):
They don't all park in their garage on the driveway
because they have a car in the garage.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
The question is do you own the spot in front
of your house? That's the question.

Speaker 7 (49:47):
No, you don't, No, because I've had to walk like
three houses sometimes when I lived in a neighborhood where
that's how I.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Had to be okay school. And it's like when I
was a younger, I had to walk uphill in the snow.

Speaker 6 (50:01):
On the east side I had.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
She used to live on the east side.

Speaker 7 (50:05):
I did, and I if you didn't get that coveted spot,
sometimes it'd be late at night, I'd fear for my life. Oh.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
The healthy answer to this is fuck to them. The
healthiest is just survive because you don't own it. The
second healthiest is talk to them because resentment's going to grow.
What I would do, though, is not one or two.
Would be option three because again, you're not doing anything illegal.
When they had a spot open up, I'd go pull
in front of it. Then they can understand how annoying
that is. And they may not do it to you.
That's tough.

Speaker 9 (50:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
We may not do that one, but I like the
first time. Also, i'd be like a game, like a competition.
I love a competition. It's already a game.

Speaker 9 (50:37):
I'm peeping out that window being like, same move, put
the car there.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
So okay, what's the next move for you? You can't
just have this conversation and just keep living the same way.

Speaker 9 (50:45):
I told my wife. If the conversation presents itself like
we're outside together.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
I'll bring it up.

Speaker 7 (50:50):
No way.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
I have to get to come to blows that I'm excited, younger,
and I need cameras. I want to see some footage.
Tell me how the personal lutchbox.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
Yeah, I got a suspicious email and I want to
know if I'm being scammed, and it's from outside the company.
So it always says this is from an outside person,
and it says all said one line, how much for
everything left on the pallettemail address, Like who.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
Is it's like something dot net?

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Well that exists, yeah that does exist, Yeah, but it's
what dot net? And how much are they offering for
the rest.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Of that that's only said there was no.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Well, it doesn't hurt you to reply to just hit reply,
Like if I.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Reply to a scam email, like, they can't take anything on.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
Me, they're in your bank accounts. Yes, no, you can reply.

Speaker 6 (51:40):
Just don't click any links.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Are there links or attachments in the email? No?

Speaker 3 (51:44):
It was literally just one line.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
How much of the pallette? They reply back, five hundred bucks?
Well I like it.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
You think five hundreds enough?

Speaker 1 (51:50):
I think just get rid of it and won't take
our cash.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Okay, I'll give you an update. But I saw that
and I was like, man, I'm not clear. I'm not
replying to that.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
That.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
That's scary, dude.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
This is good. We got fish on the line. That's right.

Speaker 7 (52:02):
Yeah, it's not what's who's the scammer? Like as a
random person in India that just so happens to be.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
They listen to the podcast.

Speaker 9 (52:12):
Maybe guys, now we'll get them with a palette after
we bomb.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
They're like, Okay, guys, what is the most unconventional way
we can get back in America? Well, there's a really
vulnerable guy on this show. Reply. Don't download anything, don't
click anything, just reply and say five hundred bucks all
in and then say this, no questions.

Speaker 7 (52:30):
Asked, No questions asked, okay, because it just sounds.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
And then do we say we'll deliver or you pick
it up?

Speaker 1 (52:38):
Nothing, just put that, leave it there.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
Yeah, okay, five.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
Hundred bucks all in, no questions asked.

Speaker 7 (52:43):
I mean in your email's public, right, so external emails
can come in, because like they could just your emails,
probably on the website, right.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
I mean I just know that sometimes on the company
emails it tells you it's from external.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
Don't trust it.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
They went to the Supreme Leader and they said, what
can we do? Supreme Leader of Iran and they said.

Speaker 9 (53:00):
Dutchwoks, maybe it's our boss. Just to be like, so
we don't talk about this anymore. How much for the palace?

Speaker 1 (53:05):
This been is so terrible for two and a half years.
Let's just buy it from them? Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
I literally thought it was one of you guys.

Speaker 6 (53:12):
No, no man, But if it was would investor if
it's one of you, would you say it's not me?

Speaker 1 (53:19):
I wouldn't. I don't have a dot net. I'm not
buying an email address just so I can messle with him.

Speaker 6 (53:23):
You have to buy email addresses.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
You don't just get him for free. Don't The free
ones are like Yahoo, Gmail, any of.

Speaker 6 (53:29):
Those dot nets not free.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
So it depends what it is. He didn't tell us
what it is.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
Oh yeah, I have to. I mean I can look and.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
I have to log in. That's right. Okay, good luck
everybody with your scenarios.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
Bobby Bone show. Sorry today.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
This story comes us from Fishkill, New York. A nineteen
year old man is walking by an old correctional facility
and it's abandoned now and he sees a hole in
the fence. He's like, oh, let me go check this out.
So he crawls through the fence, starts exploring.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Let me get in a.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
Jail cell, gets in the cell, closes the door. Oh
oh no, it won't open. Yeah, oh no, it won't open.
So he had to call police and say, hey, can
you come get me out.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
At least he was trying to rob the place. Like
if there was a hole on a fence and I
was a kid held nineteen, still a kid, I might
go exploring a prison. Yeah, because I'm probably gonna record
it for TikTok and like show what an old prison
looks like. Ye, he wasn't doing anything illegal, but probably
don't pull the clink clinker shut.

Speaker 9 (54:32):
And what about the keys, like in an old, retired
shut down prison like this, keys still exists.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
I think there's one in that tent. And fishkill the dog.
I have one left. They can open all those. It's
called fishkill.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
Yeah, it's called fishkill New York.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
It's their mascot, harpoon, the mounted trout. Geez, what was
my son?

Speaker 7 (54:51):
Randomly theyre asked me if I could show him like
the inside of a prison, and I was like, okay, well,
I guess we could watch locked Up or some thing
I don't know. And I was like, why, what's going on?
Like YouTube it? And he said, oh, I just want to
make sure that I remember not to ever go there
or like get sent there.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
And I'm like, okay, what's he thinking about.

Speaker 7 (55:13):
I'm not sure because he's weighing something right now, kidding,
I think I need to see a prison, right He's like,
so I know I never want to go there.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
All right, there you go, Thank you, lunchbox.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
I'm lunchbox.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
That's your bonehead story of the day.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
It'd be awesome to go to the Dolly part in.
Many residents in Vegas now that's a cool one. It's
happening at the Coliseum at Caesar's Palace in December. And
I've seen Dolly before and it's like comedy and music
and she plays all the hits. They're doing six shows
in Vegas. This is not a commercial. I was just
reading about this. December fourth through thirteenth, also Vegas in December.

(55:50):
Not so bad. If you're listening to me in Vegas
right now, it's never not so bad, but for us
it wilt at the heat. December in Vegas, not so bad.
Tickets to do once still on Friday, so pretty cool.
That'd be a good show, like that'd be something I
would travel for. We're done. We will see you guys tomorrow. Goodbye, everybody.
Come on Bobby Bones Show. The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written,

(56:13):
produced and sang by Reid Yarberry. You can find his
instagram at read Yarberry, Scuba Steve executive producer, Ray Mundo,
head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister
Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.
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