WEDS PT 1: A Restaurant Belittled Bobby + Can We Stop Amy From A Bad Life Decision? + We Try Bobby's New Fitness Test: KNEES to FEET

Bobby shared how a restaurant made him and his wife feel like liars. He was so fired up he brought in his evidence and had his wife call into the show to tell her side of the story. Amy shared that she is in need of a refresher in her life and looking to make a drastic change. She presents to us what she wants to do and we guide her through making the decision and whether she really wants it or it's just an impulse. Bobby brings in a new fitness test for the show: Can you jump from your knees to your feet? We all tried it and were surprised who could and couldn't. In the Anonymous Inbox, a mom wants to know if she can take her 9 and 11 year old to a Sabrina Carpenter concert.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Transmitting what's up, everybody, Welcome to Wednesday show more in
a studio morning. I want to tell you a story
about my wife and myself and why I think that
at times my wife is really good for me, and

(00:23):
probably more times than I even think that. But tell
me what you would have done in this situation. So
we're in a restaurant and she orders a turkey sandwich
and it comes and the sandwich is on normal bread,
like soured dover bed or something, and it is cut
in half down the middle. And so she opens up
and looks because she hates condiments, and she says, no mayonnaise, nothing.

(00:44):
She's never had mayonnaise or ketchup or mustard. That part's crazy, psychotic,
even like check our computer history, you know what I'm saying,
Like it's weird. She's never had a condiment, but she
likes what she likes. She has no condiments. She looks
to make sure there's no convent on there, and one
side all good. Second side there's no turkey at all.
There's lettuce and tomato, but no turkey. So one side
full of turkey, second side absolutely empty, no turkey. And

(01:08):
she's like, there's no turkey on this side. So I'm like,
no way, I'm gonna use this for the show. Lem
take a picture. So I take a picture of the
sandwich with no turkey on one side. So the person
comes up and he goes, hey, is everything to do? Okay?
She's like yeah, she goes, there's just no, there's no
turkey on this entire side of the sandwich. And they're like, oh,
we're so sorry. Let me let me take it back
to the back. So they go to the back and
they come back with I don't know if it's a

(01:29):
new sandwich. I don't know if it's the same sandwich,
but they just put turkey on it, and they go, Okay,
here's your sandwich. Bec she goes, by the way, there
were turkey on there. It was just underneath the stuff
you were looking at. Now, I go, that's not true.
I got a picture and was like, stop, just accept
the turkey sandwich, except that we have a new turkey sandwich.
Like they did everything but.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Your photo evidence of there being no turkey.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah, And so they drop the sandwich off and they
say that. They say that, then they walk away. They're
like they like talk. I won't say down to her, well,
but kind of down to both of us, and they're like, no,
you got missed it. It was underneath the lettuce I got
a picture of that side of the sandwich and there
was no turkey because I took it, took the picture
just to talk about it on the show, like how
bizarre it was. Once I'd had turkey, and I'm like,

(02:10):
I need to call them back over here and show
them this picture. And she's like, why nothing is gained
by that. She's like, we're not asking for something free
other than you just winning. There's no reason. And so
here I am with this picture of a half turkey sandwich,
no turkey. That never got to show anybody that I
never got to put in their face because they were
talking down to us. What would you have done?

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Well, I don't know that I've had I would have evidence,
like I would think, probably what happened Here's.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
I don't care what happened if you had evidence like
I had, And I just want to show them that
they were wrong. Now they talked.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
I think I could kindly say it, but they were
already gone, they already walked off.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
I got to call them back to show them the picture.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
No, I'm not going to call them back to show
them the picture. I'm gonna be like, Okay, they added
more turkey, but this is weird, but I'm not gonna
go make it a thing.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
They talked to us like, we missed the turkey. That's
bull crap. Yeah, we didn't miss the turkey, and you
have no idea. I have a job where everything is content,
So I took a picture of it for content, and
you come and talk to us like we missed it.
We didn't miss it. I have the turkey, but the
picture of the turkey sandwich.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Is there a chance that under the No.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
There was nothing. There's bread and lettuce and tomato, there's
no turkey.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
I'm really wound up about this because they talk down
to us a little bit.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yeah, I guess I need to hear the tone.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
No, the tone was, oh, you guys, we put more
turkey on it, but there was some already underneath the
lettuce and tomato.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Like you're an idiot.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yeah, okay, a little protective of themselves, but I was.
I was like, I need to call them back and
show the picture. She would not let me do it.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
You should go today later a week later. Well, it's
been a few days so I can't stop thinking about this.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
I can't stop thinking it. I cannot stop thinking about it. Yes,
because they were so wrong. And the only reason that
I didn't is because she was like, you don't have
to be right about everything. We asked for turkey. They
messed up. Now they put the turkey on everything is
good in the world.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Everybody is fired. Like why they have to say that.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
That's the point I'm saying bothers me so much.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Still, I'm sure that she also thought it was weird,
but she's just not going to let it bother her.
She's like, let's move on.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah, yeah, and they don't have to win everything. Yes,
that's what she doesn't know. I do. I think she
and they I should call him right now. Yes, I'll
go for you. They're gonna thank you, thank you, solidarity. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
I will stand with Bobby. I will march into that
place and demand an answer.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Well, there's really no answer. They did give us the turkey.
There was really no issue, so there's an answer. They
can say, you know what, you're right.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yeah, they called you a liar, dude, that's what they
called you, a liar.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
And they didn't say we like ate the turkey. Off
of it because when they took it back to like,
oh oh wow, that's crazy, sorry about that, and they
come back with turkey on it and then go, now
there was turkey the whole time.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
But like, now, my brain just replexs. How does that
happen in the first place? I guess since they cut
it in half. Maybe when they put the turkey on
the sandwich they went heavy on one side.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Verify that you got a sandwich with no turkey on.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
One side they cut it?

Speaker 1 (05:02):
You know, Yeah, we're talking about this on the show.
I'm talking about wife here on the phone. Will you
verify that, uh, your side of the sandwich had no turkey?
And we were blown away. And when they came back
they kind of had a tone with us like, oh,
you missed a turkey. If you would that be awesome.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
Take you No, we believe you.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
No, I believe I have batten me up because I
missed her content. So I could be like exaggerate. I'm
not exaggerating anything.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
I know.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Would you have called them back to show them the picture? Yes?
Or no?

Speaker 2 (05:27):
I guess if I had it, I would be like
right when they said it, I wouldn't if they left.
I'm not going to call them back and make it
a thing. But let's say they came over and I
had the picture, I'd be like. I wouldn't be like,
you're wrong, there's no turkey. I would be like, huh,
I know this is gonna be weird, but I actually
took a picture of it. It's so funny. There's no
turkey here. I'd make it more light, passive, aggressive, very passive.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
I want to be like, no, no, you're wrong, here
is the turkey. I just want to be.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Present the facts.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
I know.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
I guess I would just be like, it's I just
thought maybe if you alke a tone all.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Down for it.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
I'm sorry you didn't get to do that.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yeah, Eddie, would you have done? Honestly that They're already gone,
so they have to call them back to show them
the picture. This is easy and they don't gain anything
by it except for satisfaction in your heart and soul. Now,
the fact that they.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
Made you feel like a liar and a loser.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Loser.

Speaker 5 (06:22):
Come back over here, let me show you something. It's funny.
I took a picture of it. Here it is. There's
no turkey on this end.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Oh turkey boom. That's what I would do.

Speaker 5 (06:30):
I'm with you, dude, that just feels awkward. Well, what's
awkward is that they lied to you.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
But I don't think they were making you feel like
a liar. They were just making you feel like you
don't pay attention to detail.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
No, they made I don't think they made feel less
than lunch talk to What would you have done?

Speaker 3 (06:44):
I have called them back over and said, you know,
your tone with me a minute ago made me feel
like you were talking down to me. You were calling
me a liar. Let me show you the picture, and
now you show me where the turkey is, Like, can
you point to where the turkey is?

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Shown?

Speaker 2 (06:57):
You point to where?

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Yeah, to me, where the turkey is?

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Okay, the three guys in the room, you'll all have
the exact same response.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yeah, you know, Well, we stand for justice.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
I stand for justice, true Staver, Bobby.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
The American Way, solidarity, I stand for turkey bull crap.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Send me that picture and I'm going today.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Well, I don't even know at this point they know
the context or believe anything about it. But yeah, if
she messages back, I'll let you guys know. She may
just also think it's so stupid. She may not message
me back and she when I get home, she's like,
I'm not getting a part of you a little bit.
Oh did you hear about what I called the guy?
Have you heard this story? I was gonna pick the
tournament this past weekend?

Speaker 4 (07:36):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (07:36):
And this dude kept calling balls out that we're in.
I was playing him, Oh, this is funny. And so
it was like four times. And I don't have good vision,
so usually I will if there's any argument to say,
you're probably right.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Is there a line judge?

Speaker 1 (07:49):
No, there's no refs. No, because full tournament, every everything's going,
there's like you have to call your own it's like
playing three on three basketball. You have to call your
own lines ins and out. And this guy, he kept
her every ball that was even close. He just call
out on me and I said, are you doing a bit?
And he thought I called him a a B word? Yeah,
I thought he was doing a bit.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
But but even if you he thought you were doing
the B word, like, what would that? It doesn't even
make sense. Are you doing a bit?

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Well, there's music playing out over the.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Are you he maybe thought? You said, are you?

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yes, that's exactly what he thought. I said, being okay,
So he comes up to the net, Malvin, I take
the ball and I don't throw it at him, but
I just kind of though it like I just gonna
toss it up to make him react to it. And
so he catches it and then but still my serf,
so I have to get the ball back, and I'm like,
can have the ball back? And I beat him, but
of course he did so he thought I called him
a bee and almost got beat up at a pick

(08:37):
a ball tournament. And my wife said that'd be the
lamest fight I ever got into.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
So it's everything's a bit, But you thinking, why would
he be doing a bit though, just like because he
was wrong cheating?

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Are you doing a bit, buddy? What are you doing
a little bit?

Speaker 2 (08:51):
So then then now you're doing a bit?

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Here's my wife.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
Yes, it was a cut in half.

Speaker 6 (09:01):
One side had turkey, the other side had no turkey
at all. On the side that didn't have turkey, it
was only avocado and lettuce.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
And when we told.

Speaker 6 (09:09):
The girl that that side didn't have turkey, we showed her.
She took it back to the kitchen. Then when she
brought it back, she said that the kitchen wanted them
to tell me that.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
The turkey was just underneath, but there there was no turkey.

Speaker 6 (09:24):
But I mean, I guess I didn't lift, you know,
the whole sandwich up and see if there was turkey
between the plate and the bread.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
But there was no turkey on that side of the sandwich, and.

Speaker 6 (09:33):
The turkey on the other side of the sandwich wasn't
even enough to compensate for the lack of turkey. It
wasn't like they put a full serving of turkey on
the sandwich and then just cut it weirdly. There was
just no turkey on one side. Not enough turkey for
a full sandwich.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Anyway, Okay, So that sense, yes, and it clarified my
confusion on how this even happened, because I was thinking,
what if they put a bunch of turkey and they
cut it weirdly like she just said it.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
She's like, no, I even thought that there was like
a roebu just the amount of turkey on one.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Side, Yeah, just like spread it out at what.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Can you do that? We couldn't even because that would
have been the solution, to take someone to put it over,
but there wasn't enough.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
But now we know Caitlin didn't look between the bread
and the plate.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
That could have been down there.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
That's what I said. Did they expect from the table
in the floor look under what?

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Yeah, that's really weird.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
That's really weird.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
The kitchen wanted you to know.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Okay, don't you want to show turkey turkey turky?

Speaker 4 (10:30):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Then guys, y'all all three go together and show them.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
They won't even remember it. It was just like a
ship passing in the night. You know what I mean.
I'm done, good time, Thank you, Riley Green? What I
got to go to a song?

Speaker 4 (10:42):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (10:42):
I just the pickleball thing. I don't know how it
turned out. I know you beat him, but how's the tournament?

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Not very good? They put me in a league way
too high? Yeah, all right, maybe let's go to I
won I beat him though.

Speaker 7 (11:00):
Theyous anonymous sin Bo's a question to be.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Well, Hello, Bobby Bones. I wanted to ask your opinion
on something that's been on my mind. My daughters, who
are nine and eleven, are big fans of Sabrina Carpenter,
and they want me to take her to a concert
this fall. I love that they're so into the music.
I want to support that, but I've heard that some
of the show's content might be a bit mature. Have

(11:34):
you seen her live or heard anything about her concerts?
Would love your honest take. If you've got any insight,
Thank you, Signed concerned but cool mom like Amy, I
think if listen, yes, there's sexual stuff that happens at
the show like she does. Oh really, that's her whole thing,
like dancing. Her whole thing is based on that. It's

(11:57):
like the adults get it and hopefully the kids don't
enjoy it. That's a big part of our image with
our new record that's coming out, Man's Best Friend, where
dude's holding her by the head.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
Yeah, no, it's so yes.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
And I think this is a great question. Here's what
I think. First of all, you're the mom, your decision rules,
and it goes from a very outsider. And then I'll
go to Amy for this. If they're nine and eleven
and listen to all of our music and they love
all of her music, they don't get it. And we
didn't get when we were fourteen, I'd say even a
bit older fourteen, fifteen than nine, we didn't get why
some of that music. Our parents were like, oh, you

(12:30):
shouldn't listen to this, it's bad. I didn't know why
some of those songs. I just liked how they sounded.
I think if they don't get what the songs mean,
you can take a concert. They're not gonna get what's
happening up on stage either, and it's not like full
on acts. But yes, I think you are rightfully concerned,
and I think that's a general concern. But if you're

(12:50):
leting them listen to the music and you want them
to go to live shows, they're not really gonna know
what's going on on stage, and it's not like the
whole show is that. But I would say, be concerned,
earned but I would let them go if you go
with them, Amy your thoughts.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
Can you remind me of the ages again?

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Nine and eleven?

Speaker 4 (13:08):
This is because I am you're cool. Though I am cool.
I'm cool.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
It's easy for me.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
I don't have kids, right, Bobby doesn't have kids, and
I get it, and I want to say I love
to be able to say like, yeah, it's not the
big deal. I took my daughter and she's seventeen, and
there were some time moments where I was very uncomfortable
and I kept having to remind myself, like, she's seventeen,
and also she wasn't paying that much.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
Attention to some stuff. But Bobby, I will.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Say, there are some things you know exactly what is happening,
Like it's like it's so obvious where I'm like, wow,
I cannot believe she just did that, and there's all
these screaming girls.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
And I personally think nine to eleven is too young.
I can't would you.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Say, would you say though, that nine and eleven and
this could be terrible reasoning. Yeah, nine and eleven might
be just young enough before they get older to actually
be too young to go. Like if you're six or
seven or eight or nine, you probably don't at all understand,
but there's an age where you start to understand. Eleven
maybe that age.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
I don't like n is.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
I think nine is so young it doesn't really hurt
if you want them to go to a concert. But
older than that, I think they kind of know what's
going on.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
Sure, it's just very.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
It's very sexual, like it just depends on what age
things you want to have that be there, like, ah,
this is a moment which I think, Yes, listening to
the music and not having a visual is very different,
and you could maybe do like a Sabrina Carpenter sing
along at home.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Oh that'd be lame. Let you go to the show.
But I did that, and I.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Would I'll say too, like the tickets to her shows
are not cheap at all, so you have an out.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
It's not that you're not trying to be a cool mom.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
It's also just what is what's appropriate to spend on
concert tickets for your nine and eleven year old and
you want them to have a cool fun on certain experience.
I don't know if they've been to some before, what's
their first experience, but you know, my first concert was
Amy Grant.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Person an analogy Amy would be you watch Pretty Woman
when you were a kid, before you knew what I.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
Was still shocked that my parents did that, Like that's weird.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
To me, Yes, but you didn't know what that meant
because you were below.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
The age, right, And they covered my eyes though, they
so I guess during certain songs, like when they there's
like a a part with a bed and a guy
comes out, you could be like, let's go get popcorn.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
The yeah, but you see a silhouette there there's a bed, yes, though.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
And I mean, I don't know. Maybe every show is
a little bit different.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
But this was one scene where I was like, there's
full songs that are about that, Like I know we're
gonna have good but.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
It's different hearing the words and then watching like one
of her backup dancers, and then there's like a camera
so then they're filming it. So then I'm like, all
these girls are watching them basically make a h yeah,
makeup a dirty tape. And now they're like, are you tape?
They're like, oh, I guess is this normal? Like if
my boyfriend asks me to make a dirty tape, I'll
be like, well, Sabrina.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
Did it, And that's just like not how the real world.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
Works, Like you don't. I don't want my kids thinking
that's normal. Yes, Sabrina is a pop star, so she
can do whatever. But then you got these kids on Snapchat.
There's just as a parent, there's so many layers you
have to consider.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
And I agree with you.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
There's a fun memory with my daughter and I'm so
glad we went.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Well, now you just talk me out of what I
was going to say, because I was like, I was like,
a fully agree with Amy because she's been at the show.
But my wife, my wife went to the.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Show Yeah, we went together and we had another young
kid with us who was probably what thirteen fourteen, and
they're they're older nine and eleven.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
There's a big difference between nine and fourteen.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
That's what I was saying.

Speaker 4 (16:48):
Yes, that's what we're saying. So you're both saying, yeah,
we're saying the same thing.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Yeah. I think that there's no right answer on this.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
I think it's like, you have to know your maturity level,
and you also have to know your limits and know
that those tickets are not cheap, and you have to
know maybe you need that there's going to needed to
have conversations around it, because I did.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
I still have sure a sexual show, for sure, and
when we were kids though, we were watching all kinds
of stuff. I'm just saying, this happens generationally the same
exact way every generation, and parents act the same exact
way every generation based on the technology and the media.
So what Amy's feeling right now is right, but it's
also what parents felt twenty five years ago and what
parents called fifty years ago from when Elvis is on

(17:27):
television shaking his hips and they're like, oh, I cannot
believe we're seeing this. We can't let our kids watch
at Sullivan if they're going to show this, this happens
every generation, and in.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
The end it just comes to how what are the
generations way down the line from us co being it's.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Like okay, man, oh oh, they're.

Speaker 6 (17:43):
Just like, oh yeah, yeah, being naked as normal.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
And you know, I will say this about my parents
real quick. They had a babysitter plan and they were
going to the movie theaters to see Pretty Woman, and
the babysitter canceled, so they decided to just take me.
So you know, it just happened in and they definitely
covered my eyes.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Good luck, that's all we'll say. Good luck. You've heard
us talk about it. Thank you. Close it up. It's
officially summer. I'll play you a sound of the summer.
Identify the sound for example, got it what I got
that's an ice cream truck. Yeah, yeah, that's that's ice

(18:23):
cream truck. What'd you have, amy, wind chime?

Speaker 4 (18:25):
No, I wrote on ice cream truck, But it doesn't
sound like the ice cream truck. Guy.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Well, they all have they all have music.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
But I agree with me.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
At first I thought it was a cure of so
I was wind chime for a second. Then okay, So
we have Jake on. Hey Jake, how you doing, buddy,
I'm good? Are pretty God? We're gonna give you a
chance to win a bunch of crap from the back.
Now you can pick a player that's a partner, Amy,
Lunchbox or Eddie. Who would you like to pick to
represent you today? Let's go with Eddie and you can
listen to But it's tough to hear on the phone,

(18:53):
smart dude. So Eddie, I'm gonna give you five of these.
You have to get four out of five. These are
sounds from the summer you're playing for Jake. Number one one, Jake,
can you hear that?

Speaker 2 (19:10):
No?

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Okay? So Eddie's depending on you.

Speaker 8 (19:12):
Yeah, Jake, don't worry about you don't need to hear that.
I know what it is. What is it that is grilling?

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Are you sure? Do you need to hear one more time?
You can play it against Sure?

Speaker 8 (19:24):
You're going thrilling, man, Nothing better than grilling on a
summer night.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Grilling. The answer is a grill, sizzling. Love it? Good
job one Number two?

Speaker 8 (19:49):
Wow, Okay, it sounds like an engine of some sort.
I mean summertime. That grass is growing a lot. Yeah,

(20:10):
what are you thinking? And that more needs gus?

Speaker 1 (20:12):
So what it is? A lawnmower? That is correct? There
you go to next up on earth hold. I'm gonna
need to listen to that again. All right, go ahead, Oh.

Speaker 8 (20:39):
Okay, okay, close my eyes. I pictured summertime h sitting
under a tree, maybe an apple tree, and munching on
a nice crisp apple.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
What do you think it is?

Speaker 1 (20:58):
What do you think that?

Speaker 4 (21:00):
I feel like they're munching on some corn corn? Summertime
corn again?

Speaker 3 (21:05):
And let me tell you you hear it?

Speaker 1 (21:09):
That is? What do you hear?

Speaker 3 (21:11):
Lunch bos eating watermelon?

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Weird man? That's an apple?

Speaker 4 (21:20):
Could be an apple.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
But the answer is come on, corn corn on the cop.

Speaker 8 (21:26):
Oh my gosh, I mean I feel that.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
For the collar.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
But you can't miss anymore. I mean corn corn?

Speaker 4 (21:34):
Yeah again, corn corn.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
You have two more. You can't miss either one of these.
Next one out? Okay, wow wow. At first, I'm like,
what is that? That sounds like popcorn? But we already
did corn, so it can't be corn again. That'd be stupid.

Speaker 8 (22:00):
So it sounds like a weak firecracker, a firework played again.
Oh that's what it is. Fourth of July summertime. I mean, yeah,
it's like a Roman candle. I'm gonna go fireworks.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
What do you think it is?

Speaker 4 (22:22):
All I hear because I hear the like it goes.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
I'm gonna tell you this, you're wrong, but I'm gonna
let if anybody on the show can get it. It's
not you to save this caller.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
Let me hear it again.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Okay, is it volleyball? Lunchbox? You know I got something
right now, But Eddie, you get to pick what you
ever gets you like the best to represent the caller.
But what do you say to Amy? She said, volleyball?

Speaker 2 (22:50):
I hear like someone's setting you up in a spike.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
And he's going volleyball lunchbox? Guys, watermelon? Do you not
hear it? Inside the bag? That's popcorn popping in the microwave?

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Morgan, what do you think it is?

Speaker 4 (23:09):
Oh? I thought it was playing catch what like a baseball?

Speaker 1 (23:14):
So listen closely. I'm gonna say this. One of them
is right. So it's one of the three. It's either
playing catch popcorn in a bag in the microwave or volleyball.

Speaker 9 (23:23):
Here you go, Eddie for Jake, Jake's future. Okay, it's
not sound like what do you think that volleyball?

Speaker 8 (23:39):
It doesn't sound like volleyball unless somebody's playing by themselves.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
How does sound like catch?

Speaker 4 (23:44):
Because where are the two noises coming from?

Speaker 1 (23:45):
That doesn't sound like catch?

Speaker 8 (23:46):
You only think that I think it could sound like
it's popcorn.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
But this is stupidest. What's your answer popcorn? The answer
is volleyball. People hitting a volleyball back and forth, and
you're awesome with this game. The two enemies playing volleyball,
they'ren't even talking.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
Sometimes you just figure out your gift.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
That's what.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
Volley I played volleyball and something great.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Wow. I'm sorry, Jake.

Speaker 8 (24:19):
Yeah, I guess I don't know summer as well as
I thought I did.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Sorry, buddy, It's okay. I called during Christmas and Eddie
lost his own game for me there too.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
Wah, did you choose him again?

Speaker 9 (24:31):
Well?

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Maybe I know summer better, but I guess I don't. Dang,
you know Christmas our summer? What do you know anything? Hey, Jake,
hang on the line for one second. It's time for
the good news, Bobby. I'm gonna talk about this guy
named Vinton Smith and why is in the news. This
is a story though, not that you would do it,

(24:53):
but Lunchbox wants to be in the news so bad.
He could have done this had he just thought of it. So,
Vince Smith is a guy from Pitts and he donated
blood in all fifty states. That sounds doable. It's really
cool and it's doable. All you need is to be
halfway creative and you're like, what can I.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Do to make the news? That's crazy? That is pretty cool. Like,
I mean, that's smart because I do Power Reds. I mean,
so he.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Told us the one time you did Power Reds. You
told us eight times, and so did he just do
Let me tell you about this guy before you start
talking about your story. Yeah. So, Vince Smith, a Pennsylvania man,
completed his goal of donating in all fifty states. His
last one was in Hawaii, of course, because it's the
farthest away. He aimed to raise awareness about the importance
of blood donation and its impact on saving lives. Blood

(25:38):
Bank of Hawaii's president and CEO express gratitude for the mission.
He hopes to inspire healthy and eligible donors to give blood,
emphasizing the significant impact it can have on others' lives.
His seventeen year journey was supported eventually by Alaska Airlines,
who flew him around to Alaska and Hawaii. That's from
local syr like he got free everything.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
Wow, he's going to be sixty five? Have very complains this.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Well, the guy did it like on his vacations twice
a year, three times a year.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
You know that makes sense with Lunchbucks is gonna have
to do.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
No, No, Lunchbox could do it. Yeah, I've already got
literally on a weekend fly you could drive first for
like the first eight states and drive back regional.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Okay, well, so he could make this guy's known for
donating blood. Lunchbox can bring awareness to Power reds it's blood.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
I don't know Power Red staves eight lives. Blood only
saves four.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Oh is that right? That's correct? What if he did
like equal every state or I.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
Think they like to test it.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
They don't do zeeman, We don't need a bunch of
baby lives, not more of him.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Big shout out Vince Smith. That's pretty cool. Off fifty states.
That's cool. That's it. That's what it's all about. That
was telling me something good. So only eight percent of
people can do this. Next fitness test. We tried the
one where you sit down Indian style criss cross apple
sauce woke a cross legged. Yeah, and from sitting there

(27:06):
you can't use your hands and you have to just
get up. That was tough. That was bad, man, and
at all. The next one is again only eight percent
of people can do it. And here's me doing it
at the house. And so you go from your knees
and all you do. You have to go from your knees,
no using your hands, and you just have to hop
up from your knees.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
Oh you do that looks more difficult than that.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Well, only eight percent of people can do it, okay,
oh boy, and you.

Speaker 4 (27:35):
Did it no problem. That was first take. It was
that first time.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Yeah, it was easy.

Speaker 4 (27:38):
Or you've been practicing.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
You can't really practice that because if you do your
if you don't get it, you're gonna tear it.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
I guess you do those jump ups all the time.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
I mean that's not really Yeah, you can't really practice.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
That's what I saw you do it on that video.
I'm like, man, how did you not rip every muscle
in your legs?

Speaker 1 (27:51):
If they want to give it a run, I guess
you Okay, but the stretch you kind of you want
to go first? Sure, all right, hop on down and
somebody may have to catch her. Oh so she didn't
fall back or forward? Is that is that kind of
the risk? I don't know. I watch people online do
it and they fall all over the place. I mean,
if you guys need me to show you can't everything,

(28:13):
he's already like groaning, yeah, yeah, you can't hold.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Him this, I already can tell like, I don't think
our body can do that. Like now on your knees,
I don't have the momentum.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Do you four foot?

Speaker 2 (28:24):
No?

Speaker 1 (28:25):
But he's he was straight up. He was staying like, yes,
straight up.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
It seemed impossible.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
So and now now you all want to go. Needs
a feat. How do you do that? Needs to feed
go and go?

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Okay you have to I.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Can't And sorry, I don't know. I don't know what
you want for me.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
My body has to go.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
You mean to count you down or you just waiting
on you my body? Okay, here she got She went
on he body to tell her what to do.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
A your toast tucked.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
It doesn't it doesn't matter, you can talk. Here we go.
She's she's plunching and she's waving arms. There you go,
come on on, needs to feed. Nope, she hasn't done it.
Don't want, Amy, she's really trying. She does look like

(29:15):
she's skiing.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
Okay, come on.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
She got nothing. She didn't even get off. She got
like an inch to come off the ground. Did your
give up? You don't have to do it. Go ahead,
I did do it. That bounce for real? How do
you do that? I don't understand it. I can't get
up and try it and pants get me try to
do it?

Speaker 8 (29:37):
Yes, please, Amy, I think you should just throw in
the towel.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
You just have muscle memory and I need to tap
into it.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Because Amy, that first one, you didn't even get off
the ground.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
Let me see, I need a visual.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
So okay, down in the knees and so I just
went for arms here and then wow, you literally jump
with you your knees.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
Like, okay, thank you for showing me.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
You had a little poppings too, and also some of
the face of my glasses. That was pretty impressive.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Amy got one laugh.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Now, but look what I can do?

Speaker 1 (30:19):
What can you?

Speaker 9 (30:21):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (30:22):
And also you want to try you goat it?

Speaker 2 (30:24):
No, no, because my left the lower lamar is now
in pain.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Okay, there, she's Amy to get it. Try, lunchbox, don't
give a try? Oh yeah, man, can you even stand
on your knees? Lunchbox? What? I can't even been down there?
I think you might can get this one though. Man,
you could not do the cross leg. Amy's injured. Okay,
from your knees, arm swinging to your feet, go knees

(30:52):
defeat knees defeat knees. Are you okay? Are you okay?
Got one leg? You know?

Speaker 4 (31:00):
Have the like?

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Didn't even move try?

Speaker 3 (31:02):
I know I was concentrated and I got one leg
up and I didn't think about the other one.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Do we need an ambulance or you? Okay?

Speaker 3 (31:07):
Oh that was a handy, dude, that was almost a hammy.
I felt that handy get tight when I did it too?

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Again, me too? Be these defeat? Yeah, you gotta get
you gotta get pumped. Let's go talk about wiped out again.
Try to loos go, let's go.

Speaker 10 (31:46):
It's not possible, guys, you try, dude, burn Oh man,
I gotta try this.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
I broke it off.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
Oh my gosh, I'm going to need to go to
my car paracture.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
I'm not joking. Hold on hold on, Ednie, hold on,
let's let's get into assault. We'll do Eddie. Hey, I
got some odds. By the way, some one made odds
for this. Hold on, Let's do hometown home from low cash,
and we will come back and we'll get Eddie out.

(32:28):
Look at this next. Okay, so what do you want
to do is go from your knees to your feet,
so you're everybody's on your knees. Amy tried, she's hurting.
Lunchbox tried, he's hurting. I'm still laughing at lunch Bus.

Speaker 11 (32:43):
I got up, but I was able to prove it was.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
It can be done. You're on your knees and you
have to just jump using your knees laying on your
feet now before you jump. I do have some odds
here that a listener put up odds the Bobby bone
choke can do this. I did it on video, so
I wasn't on. But Morgan is the heavy favorite, the
only one to complete it. Okay. Second up was lunch Box,

(33:10):
which he did not get. Amy was plus five hundred,
meaning if you bet one hundred bucks, you went five hundred.
Well you five. They didn't believe in you, but rightfully so,
because you didn't do it? Turf fassu. Okay, does that
mean I'm last? Eddie plus nine hundred? Wow? That is
nine to one. They think that if you bet one

(33:30):
hundred bucks you can make nine hundred dollars. Guys, I'm
the I'm the true underdog. You can make a lot
of money off me. Right now? Are you ready? Needs
to feed? Okay, you're allowed to. Did you you can
use your arms?

Speaker 8 (33:44):
Were you did you get like he's doing a hip
Did you do a little hit hip motion when you jumped?

Speaker 1 (33:49):
I mean a little? I mean, I mean I need everything.
You have to have some ser.

Speaker 11 (33:55):
Goes.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
You're rich?

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Money question? Do y'all do this sort of thing.

Speaker 4 (34:08):
With your trainer in my life?

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Wow?

Speaker 12 (34:11):
Eddie?

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Just Morgan, you're up? Can you do it? Morgan?

Speaker 11 (34:15):
Can do it?

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (34:17):
I need to try.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Amazing. Wow, almost like God lifted me up in there.
That was crazy. Okay Morgan? That do you get a
little stretching like, let me.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
Like do some some yoga?

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Okay, downward dog? There you go, little cat cow.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
So you say like needs to feat, That's.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
What I say. That's what it was good. It worked
for me. Need need you meet?

Speaker 7 (34:46):
What you doing?

Speaker 3 (34:47):
How do I turn this camera?

Speaker 1 (34:50):
You get lunch the camera to shoot video? Okay, you
can use your arms. Yep, yep. That's exactly a moment
Ago needs defeat. I don't know if you didn't jump,
you didn't was actually kind of cool. She like leaned
into it.

Speaker 13 (35:05):
And that was because it works like jump instead of
like rock backwards.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Just jump. Oh yeah, job, you getting so Amy? Do
you want to try to lunchbox? Couldn't do it yet?

Speaker 12 (35:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (35:21):
Yeah, I know we were the guinea pigs.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Hurt yourself?

Speaker 4 (35:25):
No, I have to.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Amy almost walked off with her headphone still in her ears.
Well you're holding your hip. You've already hurt yourself. What
did she just? I don't know what she said? Needs
to feed here, she goes here, she goes, needs to feed,
needs to feed here, she's waving her arms whatever.

Speaker 4 (35:41):
Don't think, just do it. Don't I overthink it. I
overthink it.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
She's she's spasming right now. No, No, Amy, you don't
even get off the ground. Amy, one leg moved and
one one laid there on paralysis. Is that why you
want to try again? Because you're scared? No, my back,
it's because you're scared. You don't have the confidences I do,

(36:09):
at least fall down like you're going to commit.

Speaker 8 (36:12):
Maybe maybe one.

Speaker 14 (36:17):
Yeah, shaking, you're shaking, You're trembling.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Whenever you go back, your legs are to tremble. What
is the what is the what is the wrong? That
could be? It? Your beat? It just doesn't It doesn't work.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
I really can't risk hurting my back anymore than I
already have.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Okay, welch Box, I want to try it again. Amy
and Lunchbox they did not do it. Scuba, can you
do it?

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (36:44):
I think I can. Yeah, I'll try here.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
I'll hold the mic for you.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Remember Scuba could have been in the NBA, but but
he has huge feet. He's trying, like, you can't do it.
I've been thing physical in like three years. My kids.

(37:07):
Holy crap, last shot. Lunch Box got a weird school
to you, guys.

Speaker 14 (37:12):
Hey, a wise man once said, what.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
Is it with our body?

Speaker 1 (37:25):
There's a lot of wrong with my body.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
I'll tell you that.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Okay, So no lunch, no lunch once. That is so funny.

Speaker 4 (37:30):
Dude, can.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Again? He looks like Abby, do you want to try it?

Speaker 12 (37:39):
Or no?

Speaker 1 (37:40):
If you did, I don't want you to hurt yourself.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
I can try.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
I saw your TikTok last night. I'm trying it. I
couldn't do.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
It, really, Yeah, do you want to give it a chance?
You don't have to if you're not ready, If you're Cabby,
I can try's just still trying.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
I honestly tried like five times and I was getting
really mad.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
You're not even trying. It's like it's gonna when he
goes up, Yeah, somebody shoots him.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
Get to my toes, but I can't get my heels.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Hey, Lunchbox, try taking your shoes off for those that
are listening, No, it looks like your shoes are getting
trying to go out. What it is on your on
your knees, up on your feet, Lunchbox, Namy could not
get everybody else could so far. Abby, you really got
fired up. No, remember if you can get this over, Lunchbox,
you now, Hey, you're his mama. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
He's not even close to her.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
Needs to feed Abby. Hold on, you're going the wrong
way with your momentum. Looks Abby's arms go up whenever
she jumps. They need to go back and then Yeah,
that's when you jump. Yeah, you're going opposite way. Go
you can get it.

Speaker 11 (38:51):
You gave up on Abby, get this, okay, last chance.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
Y'all have no idea how hard it is for those
of us that can't do it mentally.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
No, okay, well you're close.

Speaker 4 (39:11):
She's closer.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
All you athletes, Good joby Abby, lunchbox. You guys to
take a step back, all athletes takes that forward. There
we are, see, Okay, it's time for the good news.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
A couple of weeks ago, there's a youth soccer game
in New York and Andrews the head coach of one
of the teams. And this is how I picture it
went down. There's five seconds left on the clock. His
team scores a goal and hel god, and then he
goes into cardiac arrest.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
That's how you picture it went down.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Yeah, I don't know exactly at what point in the
game it was, but he had he went into cardiac arrest,
lost consciousness. Everybody runs out of the stands. There's a
retired sheriff starts doing CPR. Someone runs in the school
the A D machine. They come out and they say
clear and they shock him three times.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Boom boom, boom, get.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
Him breathing again. IMS shows up, full recovery.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Come on, what happened now?

Speaker 3 (40:13):
They have no idea why he went to cardiac arrest.
He made that part up, guy, That's what I imagine, though,
I mean, what else.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Is going to happen? They didn't say I he had
anything blocked.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
No, they said nothing that they could sething.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
What's wrong at all?

Speaker 2 (40:26):
No?

Speaker 3 (40:27):
But they did implant an internal abilitator.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
Yeah, they put that inside of him just in case
it happens again.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
The story is everybody jumping to save him. That's cool,
That's what I'm saying. The efforts combined. But I just
wonder what happened?

Speaker 3 (40:42):
They literally said, doctors still aren't sure what caused the
cardiac arrest.

Speaker 4 (40:46):
Excitement, God, oh.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
God, everybody out there who reacted in such a timely
and life saving fashion. That's amazing. That's what it's all about.
That was telling me something good. Now, Time for the
morning Corny, The morning Corny.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
Why did the horse go hide behind the tree?

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Why did the horse go hide behind the tree.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
To change his jockeys?

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Come on, that was the morning Corny.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
Tell that at your next door's phrase.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
It was the come on, they got me, Come on
the horse Jockeys. There is a new Bobby Cast. It
is my one hour interview podcast, and I have Brooks
and Done on, and here's a clip of me talking
to them about how they never had a conversation on
who was going to be the lead singer of the duo.
I don't know that we ever had the discussion. We
just went Yeah, Ronnie was singing hits right off the bat.

Speaker 15 (41:51):
Even though we wrote next Broken Heart and Brand New Man,
he grabbed on it. I couldn't have sung either one
of those songs here that well. So eusial for me
to look back on it. I think we're trying so
hard with our egos involved, not knowing how it's gonna go,
you know.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
But it shook out to me realizing really what a
great singer he is.

Speaker 15 (42:09):
And I don't have any trouble saying that now after
thirty five years we've been through. It's crazy to look
back on, even going through twenty ten when we quit minute.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
And they talk about the breakup, they talk about getting
back together. Brooks and Done an hour with them on
the Bobby Cast. Just go search for it right there.
You have a hair appointment today today.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
Right after the show guys, Amy wants to do I
want to get bangs?

Speaker 1 (42:36):
No no, no, I woke up don't get bangs?

Speaker 4 (42:38):
No no, I know, but I just woke up with this.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Like, what's wrong with things? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Yeah, exactly things.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
What's wrong with beings?

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Nobody ever wants bangs for that long.

Speaker 4 (42:49):
First of all, Banks is always a mistake.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Banks is like something you do. I'm not going to
say crisis, a midlife crisis because it's not, but it's
like amid every three year crisis for women. Women have
their version, got we have our version.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
Right, I mean, Morgan's done the bank thing multiple times.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Why guys will grow a mustache, guys won't grow their
hair out. It's just like when you want to change
because something in your life is going different. You women
do banks, and they never like hold up. It's like
if you were to watch Baywatch now, it doesn't really
hold up like at the time it was good, but
it just look you look at it and you're like,

(43:30):
how do people even like light that? I feel like
the most part bangs. When you look at pictures from
Banks ten years ago, you're like, what was I thinking?

Speaker 4 (43:37):
I know, but on some people that look so cute.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
So then I had to ask Google, I don't even
know if bangs are in style right now, and.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
So I google our bangs in style right now? And
this is Google's response.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
I think for some people, banks are always in style.

Speaker 4 (43:49):
Yeah, but according to the masses, because that's what Google does,
gathers information from all the places.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Yes, banks, what Google does gathers information from all the places.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
It's summarizing what they do.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Go aheads are very much in stuff for twenty twenty five,
with a variety of styles trending, including curtain banks, whispy bangs,
and blunt micro banks. I'm not doing blunt micro that's
like the little teeny tiny ones not happening for me.
But I mean a little a little curtain bang, a
little whispy bang.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
I just don't think bangs are the look.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
Okay, fine volume of bang.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
If you're going to get them, I let it rip
and have confidence, which is getting it done.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
Yeah, I'm gonna feel real confident walking in.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
You the one who wanted to know, Well, I'm just curious,
what are you curious about?

Speaker 9 (44:30):
It?

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Asks our question as if we said nothing.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
Well, Morgan has had bangs how did she feel.

Speaker 4 (44:33):
About the banks?

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Morgan's awesome.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
She's Oh, you're about to say she's younger.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
I'm going to say, hif I'm just gonna say.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
She feel like she is younger. But we're the equal coolness.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
So when you say that, you ruin everything I'm.

Speaker 4 (44:47):
We're equally cool.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
Do you have an age equal?

Speaker 1 (44:53):
You're different? How about that you're different cool? What do
you mean just because you're wait, like way older, right,
like a whole generation you're a whole generation old. How
much older are you than her?

Speaker 4 (45:07):
I'm forty four, Morgan? Are you thirty one?

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Do the mask?

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Yeah that's thirteen years you're in middle school and she
wasn't even borne you and your wife. No, not quite
twelve eleven and nine months. But still, I'm not trying
to I'm not trying to do in fashion was cool? No,
we can't even here with the fresh friends because you
didn't you don't watch it. No, But I also don't
go I'm the same as my wife when it comes
to fashion or trends. I'm not. I'm older than her.
I've accepted that.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
I get that I'm older, but I feel like I've
been able to stay relatively What do.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
You want from us in this cool? What do you want?
Do you want us to support blindly because we're happy
to because we care about you. If you're at what's
our role in this? If you were to choose?

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Oh no, I don't know what's behind me wanting them,
but I woke up with this strong desire of like
today maybe is the day.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Oh you can't ever do something like that on a today.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
And I have some extensions in I'm gonna take those out.
Feel free. I'm gonna trim my hair. I'm gonna color
it summer, You're gonna color like Blunde what not too?

Speaker 1 (46:02):
What do you want our role to be? Because we're
happy to fulfill whatever are you? Yeah, tell let's support you.
Tell us what role you want because how you positioned
it was, what do you think of this?

Speaker 4 (46:13):
I guess it's just maybe maybe.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
The whole purpose of this is for myself and any
listeners out there that just like wake up with a
strong desire for change, is to really assess what am I?

Speaker 4 (46:23):
What am I looking for here? Because I don't want
the regret.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
You're right, like, once I do that, I'm gonna have
to the banks are gonna have to grow out.

Speaker 4 (46:30):
It's I have very curly hair. It's humid. Then the
banks are gonna shrink up and frizz up.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
And we're gonna have to not snicker every morning.

Speaker 4 (46:36):
Right, so I probably shouldn't.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Well, it's just one wake up does not make for
a life change. Five wake ups in a row you
go get you that life change, all right? So a
good question though, like why why do you feel like
you want these banks? Where are you trying to run from?

Speaker 4 (46:50):
I just need to. I just feel like I need
a refresher.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
Of what though, because you can find it in multiple ways.
Now we're getting down to it. Yeah, something in.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
Your life it needs to be refreshed.

Speaker 14 (47:00):
Now.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Our friend Brittany did that and she shaved her head.
We all know her.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
That was a different number guys, that's a different mental
type of break.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
But she was just starting over.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
So trust me, there are days if I could shave
my head, I would because that would feel that's like the.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Ultimate free We would love that. Maybe have enough for that.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
Fire.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
No I say that, but I want her.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
To walk in here with bangs because I feel like
it's going to be her sweater situation all over gow all.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
Then she gave us awarding no way what sweater situation.
I was on fertility drugs, clonid to be specific, and
y'all could have just said, hey, Amy, you look good
today and I would have cried.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
But the sweater look like Dumb and Dumber from Dumb
and Dumber literally from the movie. And it was like, Hey,
that's what it looks like. The sweater fro Dumb and
Dumber World War three? Who lost it? Yeah it was Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
I wasn't fighting, it wasn't World War Three, but I was.
I My emotions were heightened and I definitely cried. And
then back then I had a blog and I blogged
about it.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Which then who weren't better? From twenty twelve? Who were
it better? Here's Amy and then here's Harry from Dumb
and Dumber.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
Like And the thing is when I got I remember
that day so perfectly like Ben and I had just
moved back to Austin and we were staying in this
apartment on Congress and I remember getting ready that morning
and I thought I looked so cute, and then.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
I got tooked ugly. There was this sweater literally looked
like the one he wore in Dumb and.

Speaker 4 (48:24):
Dumbo my clomate filter.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
When y'all can not stop laughing about my sweater, that
just it. I wasn't rational and I was so emotional
about it. I have a friend that just started this
exact fertility drug the other day, and I see it
in her like I said something and then she started
to cry, and I'm like, I understand, I understand. One
time I wore a sweater on that drug and I
and he said, you.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Want to hear the most son knowing something of the word.
It's only dumb and dumber that affects people.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
Yeah, no, no, it happens.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
So what do you want from us with your hair?
Because we will support you.

Speaker 4 (48:55):
I guess we'll find out tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
I don't know what I need.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Threatening us with. You're going to watch it with bangs
to see what we do.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
Oh please do Well, that's not why I'm going to
get bangs.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
But I guess maybe I'll take the next few hours
before my appointment or however long, and I I once
I get there, I'll talk it over with my hair
person and I'll be like when people come sit in
their chair and they're like, I need a change, do
you just give them what they want or do you
try to talk them through it and then you get
to the root.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
What about another small tattoo somewhere?

Speaker 4 (49:23):
I want to get my tattoos removed.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Okay, something you want change obviously, right Morgan? Bangs specific
should Amy get bangs?

Speaker 4 (49:29):
Okay?

Speaker 13 (49:30):
I think you would look great with bangs. I think
you could pull it off idea. But I will say
for your summertime is not the best time, like logistically,
like really some time is not the best time because
it's so hot.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
And it is humid, you're gonna hate them.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
But in summertime after age like thirty.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
Five, so you know, do you think bangs cannot be
for more mature?

Speaker 1 (49:53):
I honestly think that one morning, waking up one morning
and wanting to cut your hair into bangs is a
bad idea. Five mornings go get you some get it lady, okay.

Speaker 13 (50:02):
And I did start with a very like easy transition.
I did not just cut bangs right away, do it, lady?

Speaker 4 (50:08):
So maybe try curtain banks.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
At least I'm being responsible and I'm going to my
hair person.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
I'm talking over with y'all.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Like there's been times in my life when like I
was a teenager, I woke up and just got scissors
and cut bangs.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
You're also a teenager, but I mean it was.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
In high school. It's not like I was.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
I knew what I was doing yourself out of high school?

Speaker 8 (50:25):
You, yeah, because that is what we want.

Speaker 4 (50:31):
No, I'm showing this is growth. I'm mature. I'm trying
to like do this the right way.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Whatever you decide, we'll support you. But you just wanted
it to know, generally, and that's how we generally feel.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Well, just so you know, whatever I do with my hair,
y'all can give me honest feedback. I'm not on it.

Speaker 13 (50:45):
Also, please know that half of the world hates banks
and half the world loves them, and everybody will come
at you for them.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
I got a social media yes, who oh no, I
just more listen. I didn't know this was like such
a hot topic that people have very strong feelings against
bang So just know that. Okay.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Also, if you come in with bangs, it's gonna be
fifty to fifty, but you must also declare I regner
Israel at the same time.

Speaker 4 (51:08):
Oh my god, I can say right now, kidding.

Speaker 7 (51:16):
Wake up, wake up in the morn, and the radio
and the Dodgers keeps on Tiready lunchbox more Game two
Steve Red and it's trying to put you through fog.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
He's running this week's next minit. The Bobby's on the box,
so you know what this is.

Speaker 14 (51:43):
The Bobby Ball.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
We're about to do the Will of Punishment and go
through the options here for Eddie. Now you get punished
if you weren't listening. And so this was the original
story from June tenth.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
This story comes us from the friendly skies above. There's
a flight attendant on a flight from London to New
York and supposed to be serving dinner and they can't
find the flight attendant and they start searching the whole plane.
Where is the flight attendant? He was in the bathroom naked,
drinking all the mini bottles.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
Sounds like I had a few mini bottles before he
went into That was June tenth. I hear June twentieth
and Eddie bringing up a story on the show.

Speaker 8 (52:20):
There's a flight from going from San Francisco to London
and everyone's on it, the flight attendants. They're about to
serve the meals and they're like, where is this other
flight attendant?

Speaker 1 (52:30):
We haven't seen them just like I don't.

Speaker 8 (52:32):
I haven't seen him in like a few hours, and
they finally find the flight attendant in the bathroom butt naked.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Lunchboks go lunchbox, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
Hey Eddie, thanks for paying attention to the show.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
That we all had like two weeks ago. That's wheel punishment.
That's it, that's where we are. This is ridiculous.

Speaker 8 (52:49):
If I go to a doctor and get diagnoses meant
for memory loss with that count because I feel like
you can even hear me listening.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
I wasn't not paying attention. Can't hear you listening. I'm
in there going like, oh, yeah, well, you know what,
I'll give you thirty seconds.

Speaker 4 (53:04):
You could just be using filler words.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Here, you hear you not filling words. The judge is
now listening thirty seconds ago.

Speaker 8 (53:10):
I believe that in the last like five years of
my life, something has happened to where I'm losing my memory.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
Okay, it could go back.

Speaker 8 (53:18):
To childhood trauma, something that I've tried to forget, but
I'm I have a hard time remembering things. I love
listening to this show. You guys entertained me every single day.
It's one It's my favorite thing to sit right here
and listen to all stories, and I soak them in.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
But you know what, sometimes at the end of the day,
I forget what I even listened to. It's not that
I wasn't paying attention. I forget and I think time
I reviewed your case, that's bull crap. I throw it
out my.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
Old arama, Like you could just say, hey, we talk
about a lot of things on this show. Sometimes it
just escapes me. I mean, that's more believable than you
going way back to like something in your childhood that
maybe you may not remember. The flight attendant naked in
the bathroom room drinking.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Yeah, bookap uh. So here's the options I'm gonna give you,
because we do have the wheel of punishment, and then
we can go through the We can go through them,
or you can just play hot chip roulette. Oh I
kind of like that because all we can do is
tomorrow the next day, we'll blindfold you, have you picked
a number, and we'll have four four chips, see four,
and then we'll just put one of the chips in

(54:21):
your mouth. You have to eat it. Okay, how many
of those will be hot? Though? Three four four? Chance?
I like.

Speaker 8 (54:27):
I like that option, But can I hear the wheel first, Yeah, no, no,
So I got to decide now if I want to
do the hot tip.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
If you go to the wheel, your hot chip relet
goes one and two. So if you go to the
wheel and you say no, I don't want to do
the wheel, and we go back to the chip, it's
not fifty. So do you want to hear the wheel?

Speaker 8 (54:50):
Just give me two seconds. Let me think about this.
I'm gonna go with hot chip roulette.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
So one of four, one of four, let's go hot
tip through let?

Speaker 3 (55:00):
Can I hold on?

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Why do we Why does he get to appeal? I
know it sounds fine, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
Because the wheel has I don't know how many spaces.
He only has two free spaces. If you do the
chip roulette, he has three free spaces only one punishment space.
That seems absolutely unfair. He should have one free space
of the chip and three hot ones. I mean, if
you're going by percentages, well, the hot chip roulettes worse
than anything else on the list. Is why, Like, there's
long term pain in that where it's not total long

(55:28):
term and I'm.

Speaker 4 (55:29):
Listening, I mean.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
No three space long term?

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Oh guys, that's terrible. The rest of the day. Amy,
Remember the time.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
You says on this show, he loves spicy things.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
That's not true. I don't. I'm one Mexican that does
not like spicy I hear you, and I don't want
to be somebody that doesn't bend. We'll do two of five.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
It's the same thing.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
No, it's not two of four. Fifty to fifty. One
of four is not the same thing as two of five.
One of four is twenty five percent, two of five
is forty percent.

Speaker 10 (56:03):
You tell him, tell him so.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
So first it was one of four. Yes, Now we
negotiate to one of three. Oh, that's that's deal. Deal, okay, deal,
So one of three chips, he is going to be hot.
Love it.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
So now it's so he just lost seven percent.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
Yes, but but he went out thirteen percent. He actually
made a bad deal. What mathematically made a bad deal,
and I took it and I'm running with it. Okay,
we will play hot chip rolette tomorrow. There will be
three chips. You'll pick one and you'll blindly eat one
of the chips, and we can give him no relief

(56:44):
for at least fifteen seconds. What do you mean, like
mill wow?

Speaker 2 (56:50):
Hey, and that before he eats, I can't co sign
on that.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
You don't. That's pain, that's pain and suffering. To not
provide any.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
Pain and suffering. Yeah, for fifteen seconds, remember Amy almost
through that.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
If I didn't have anything within fifteen minutes, I mean
y'all certainly didn't have it.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
Right, Why I give him asage? And why is eating it?
Fifteen minutes is a long time. I might not put
cash in his pockets.

Speaker 4 (57:13):
I'm just saying it's a long time, like he's going
to be about like.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Like five minutes of no relief. Deal. Why would you
say that? You said fifteen minutes of no relief? I
asked you fifty minutes. Yes, that's what I's.

Speaker 4 (57:26):
Why I said.

Speaker 9 (57:27):
That's fifteen seconds.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
Okay, fifteen seconds is great, you already agreed to five
minutes you agreed to.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
That is terrible because I said the wrong thing, and
you can have agreed threw me off. Okayfion, you point
fifteen minutes, that would be terrible, You're.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
Right, hell minutes good, you would think you're going.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
Okay, So how about five seconds, thirty seconds, fifteen thirty,
fifteen seconds, twenty nine seconds.

Speaker 4 (57:59):
It's got thirty seconds. He can survive.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
Okay, thirty seconds no relief, one for three, walk in
one minute and then one minute of relief. Really thirty
minutes one for fourth, no thirty seconds. Okay, it's gonna
be one for three and thirty seconds of no relief. Fine, okay,
that's tomorrow. Fine, this is terrible. They still make it,

(58:20):
you guys, I have one ID. We have to order it, so,
oh well, let's they were banned for a while, so
you know, I hate to break it to you, but they
can do overnight orders. Okay, well, let's get to ordering.
I'll get online right now. That's what we'll try to
do tomorrow. If we can't do it tomorrow, we'll do
it Friday. Got it? Okay?

Speaker 11 (58:33):
Deal?

Speaker 1 (58:34):
All right? And you're good with this?

Speaker 8 (58:35):
I mean, not really my memory loss. You're taking advantage
of another disease that I have.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
But okay, we're good with that. We feel good with it.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
Bobby Bone Show.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
Sorry up today.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
This story comes to us from Germany. A man's riding
the train to work, got the air pods in. He's
about to get off the train takes his air pods out,
drops one, so I gotta get down there and get it.
Gets down he gets stuck, they have to dismantle the
train to get him out.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
So did his arm get stuck like in between the
train and the track or was it in between train carts.
My train experience is very limited, except for like at
a sawmill, and we didn't get on those carts.

Speaker 3 (59:17):
It was the under he like he reached and then
he couldn't get out, and so then they had to
take it apart piece by piece, and he was stuck
from like the shoulder to the to the fingers.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
Like I would do that.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
Yeah, I feel like I would too, Maybe not for
an AirPod, for a phone. Okay, I'm just trying to
think what I would go in for. I think I
was just only go in for a phone.

Speaker 5 (59:40):
Because that one AirPod still works if you lose the
other one. Yeah, but that's up.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
Well, you only know that because one of your kids
lost one of your Yeah, the whole train had to stop.
Imagine all that that effects. It's like an air airplane
that breaks and effects travel all over the world. Right,
that's happening there. Okay, I'm lunchbox.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
That's your bonehead story of the day.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Here's a voicemail from last night.

Speaker 12 (01:00:02):
I'm leaving a cap morning studio mine. Anyways, it's about
halfway through the year, and it doesn't seem like Bobby's
New Year's resolution has been accomplished. I haven't heard anything
about a thousand dollars lottery ticket. When can we please
get an update? Thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
That's like a fifty dollars one the other day two
days ago. Nothing. I'm down probably close to a thousand bucks.
Oh my goodness. Point yeah, so, uh, my resolution of
winning a thousand bucks has not happened. Amy's resolution having
a phone off has also not happened.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
Was always unsand hey a little.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Is that punished?

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
Because I'm sitting used to this. I don't say my bag.
I think it must have like hit that button because
I don't ever have my phone on me. Yes, you
want me to tell you, I'm gonna tell you that
that accidentally happened. I don't have I came in turn
my computer thing off. I don't really check this. You're
the one that had to teach me how to even
do that. This little sneaky button right here, it's on.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
A sneaky button. Now, you know the rule, So I'm
just I know the rule, But the.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
Role is your phone shouldn't go off. So yes, if
you if you want to punish me or if your
phone goes off, what you should likely be punished? Something
in my bag.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
That's the bag itself, but like one of your kids
in the bag.

Speaker 4 (01:01:22):
No, but how did that turn on?

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
I don't turn my phone on. No, No, the Ringers
never on.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Play number five, Rachel and Pittsburgh.

Speaker 12 (01:01:30):
Amy ruins another show.

Speaker 8 (01:01:34):
I don't want to say how she ruins, but it's definitely.

Speaker 12 (01:01:38):
Ruined for me what she said.

Speaker 13 (01:01:40):
I love the show, love listening to the podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
But I think I barely said anything so that I
wouldn't ruin anything. What in the world could I have said?

Speaker 9 (01:01:50):
Is?

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
Can she be more specific?

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
That's a voicemail?

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
Well call back, because you call her back.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
He never get her back. I need her on the air, Okay,
I just need you to find out what she said.
What Amy said?

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
She said? I don't know if she ruined it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:06):
She ruined it for me, Amy, do you remember what
you said?

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
No, Jessica beals in it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
A question mark over the actress.

Speaker 5 (01:02:15):
That I was a surprise character.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Hey, rough end of the show today, Amy's phone going
off the spoiler. Yeah, Morgan, did you watch better sister.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
No, but I'm trying to remember what she said.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
I watched it, and did Amy say which one was better?
Because that's what I wondered, which sister was better? I
think I know what they're talking about. But I don't
think Amy ruined anything on this one.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Right whoa thank you? You heard it from the TV
movie man himself?

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
Did her phone go off? Or who went off? Yeah? Yeah,
we think about that. That's like a second offense in
the last few weeks.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
Wait, well, because it went off because I didn't know
what did it do?

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Well? It happened earlier.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
I mean I didn't know how to turn it off?

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
It again? How can you keep saying me? Yeah? Id you?

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Because you did teach me? Remember you told me the
new this because I got a new own and I didn't.
I didn't know that his name is.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
We'll have to debate this later because we're out of time.

Speaker 4 (01:03:10):
Well, I didn't ruin the show.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
But did your phone go off?

Speaker 9 (01:03:13):
It?

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
Absolutely did you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
I'll tell you what. You can decide your own punishment.

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
Tomorrow my phone. Absolutely tomorrow, you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Can decide your own punishment.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
I'm getting rid of my phone.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
Think about it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
I'm so annoyed because.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
I self sanctioned yourself so much, the committee may decide
not to punish you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
And what's really frustrating is whoever texted me let me see. God,
they could have texted me before this segment, or after
or after or guess what, guys, it was my ex husband.
I'm driving right now. I'll take a look at the
calendar when I stopped. Thanks so much for sending that over.

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That's nice, He finally replied to that, you just texted
me to try to see my phone go off?

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
And what did I texted?

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
It says, well, if I don't have my glasses on,
so I thought you sent OMG and I was like,
that's weird, But you sent ding.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
That'd a been hilarious. We're done. We'll see tomorrow. Bye everybody.
Bobby boons the Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced
and sang by Reid Yarberry. You can find his instagram
at read Yarberry, Scuba Steve executive producer, Raymondo, head of Production.
I'm Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank

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you for listening to the podcast.