The time has come for Eddie to face the Hot Chip Challenge. We blindfolded him and had him pick from 3 different chips on the table. Will he pick and have to eat the hot chip? Morgan found a study about how people with big thighs will live a longer life. So she measures all the guys' thighs to see who has the biggest. Bobby places Lunchbox and Raymundo against each other to see who has more reality show knowledge.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Transmitting this guy, hope you had a great weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Welcome to Monday show more in a studio morning.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
In a poll of preferred height, two percent of women
want a partner who's shorter than them. Die again, that's
very It's two out of one hundred women want to
partner shorter. Why do you think women at all would
want to partner shorter?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
I'm not sure. Maybe they liked the power of being taller.
It's like something they're into.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
It has to be a power thing, right, like if
you want a shorter partner. But I would say for
either side, if you demand to have a shorter partner,
that is a superiority thing.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
Maybe that it's a really tall woman, you know, like
who just doesn't want a taller man.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I've known them and they usually want taller men.
Speaker 6 (00:56):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Five percent of men want to partner who's taller than them.
That's a fetish tall women. Yeah, yeah, for sure, Raymundo,
is your wife taller than you?
Speaker 6 (01:08):
No, she's definitely shorter a couple of inches at five six.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Did you feel like that limited your dating pool?
Speaker 7 (01:15):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Did you ever date girls taller than you? Yeah? Girls?
And that's the funny thing.
Speaker 6 (01:19):
The girls in the volleyball team always wanted me, and
they were like four or five inches taller than me.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
They always wanted you.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
Yeah, there was a couple of them just I couldn't
I would go on dates with them.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I just couldn't shake them. They push up there the
other stuffed animals or what.
Speaker 7 (01:32):
No, it was just awkward at times. What do you
mean you couldn't shake them.
Speaker 6 (01:36):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying because they were taller than me.
But then I had to go back to the arena
and announce and still work with them. But it was
just an awkward date because they were significantly taller than me.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Teddy Rexman Ray, I mean that would.
Speaker 7 (01:50):
Be hard if they're five inches taller than you.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Like, and you wouldn't like that. No, it just didn't
work out. We just kind of looked awkward together. Honest,
we were both attractive, but it just.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
We didn't fit. Of course they were both, we were
both attractors.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
They matched. Yeah, looks wise.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, Morgan, would you date a guy shorter than you
because you are.
Speaker 8 (02:11):
I'm five foot and three fourths of one inch.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
What if you met a guy who was four ten
but man, he was a good looking I couldn't do it.
Speaker 8 (02:18):
I like, honestly, I couldn't. I I have never really.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Focused on height because I'm so short, but I don't
think I could go shorter.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Have you ever had a guy present themselves to you
that wanted to go out with you but shorter than you?
Speaker 8 (02:29):
No, but I have had some that were awfully close,
like five to three?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Was he like seven years old? And I couldn't do it.
Speaker 8 (02:38):
Couldn't do five to three, No, I could do like
five six and higher like Grace. Height's fine, but I
couldn't do a little bit lower than that.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
For these women who want a guy that's shorter than them,
that's got to be some sort of power thing, right.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Yeah, So for women it's power, and for men it's fetish.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
And Ray, you didn't have that fetish. No, I was fine.
It was all about love. I didn't really ever look
at height. I think in high school actually she played
on the basketball team. She was three inches taller than me.
I've always been.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
There just wasn't a connection.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Well good looking, yeah, yeah, of course for romantic partners
usually prefers someone who is blank taller than me. Thirty
two percent of people said that they preferred someone taller
than them, shorter than me eighteen percent. That's got to
be a female male thing. I think most guys want
a woman shorter than them. Most women want a guy
(03:29):
taller than them.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
And that's probably going back to caveman days where since
the men were generally bigger physically bigger, they were the protectors.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
They're the ones that would go out and hunt. Am
I saying anything out of line here?
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Yeah? I wasn't there then, but I think you're right.
I think that I don't know what it is because
it's it's a bummer forgot, like the guys can't help
how tall they are. That it's true, like we want
someone tall. There's like a funny comedian thing. I don't know.
I saw it online. Would you call it a video
or a meme or something about how yeah clip if
(04:02):
he's but it can memes be clips.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah, it's a video.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Okay. So he's like, you know a guy is six
three or six two, and you're like, okay, fine, I
guess we can go out. That would be awesome. But
anything above six two it was like you could have
gotten out of jail. You don't even speak the same language,
Like it doesn't matter like women are going to be
attracted to you.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Am I attracted to you? Or do I just want
your height? Okay, Ry, sorry to bring that up, buddy.
It really doesn't bother me honestly. Okay, well I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
Anyway, I shouldn't have made the stuffed animal joke and
IXP like to get the reaction as I did.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I mean, they got a big laugh, they get a
way big laugh, and that's when I realized I might
have gone a little too far with that joke. Yeah,
it's a great visual of just seeing to show, but
the rest of the animal A question.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Hello, Bobby Bones. I had an odd experience over the
weekend that's kind of sticking with me. You hear about
women admiring the clothes of other women and sometimes borrowing them.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
They have even been known to fight over getting them back.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
On Saturday, one of my friends was admiring a nice
button up shirt I was wearing while we were out,
and he asked if he could borrow at some time.
This actually gave me a moment of pause. I'm not
sure why the guys ever lend their clothes out to
other guys.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
I've never ever heard, never heard of. This was up nothing.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
I keep going, why does it seem so weird?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
What would you do? Signed sleeves of doubt? No, guys,
don't really, we don't do this.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
I don't borrow you more just give, Like when you're
done with something, you might give it to somebody. But
I don't know of y'all to ever borrow.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I think the real reason we don't borrows because we're gross,
Like we have sweaty arm pits.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
I don't want to wear a sweaty arm pitch shirt
that Eddie's been wearing.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
It's really unfair though, that y'all don't get to borrow.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
Because we're easier like we are. Clothes are more standard
generic generally.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
I know it for girls. It just is really helpful sometimes,
So I mean, y'all should be able to be a
part of that.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
You're held to a higher standard, though unfairly, to look
a certain way. So you guys borrow clothes to meet
that standard where we're just like hoodie and June T
shirts and.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Featuring you being out one night and one of your
friends being like, could I borrow that? One day? That's
never what would you say? I know, but like, what
would your response be?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
You can have it, Like, if you want it that bad,
you can have it. You can have it.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Yeah, I will give a bunch of clothes away, but
I never want them back, especially anything below the waist.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Oh yeah, I could see maybe like a sports code
or suit.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Like emergency situation like I don't have a jacket. Can
I borrow a sports suit?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Jackyar? Yes, sure are.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
There's some like weird dress code for a party, like
I need a red blazer and Bobby's like, I have
a red blazer.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
I have nine of them actually, but yes, fair, But no,
guys don't really do this. Yeah, that's that's weird. I
don't know what to say except the answers, No, we
really don't. I'm not saying you shouldn't, but I'm not.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I'm not. I'm just gonna give it away.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Yeah, to see how, I mean, see how it goes,
be the first try it out, start a trend.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
I'm gonna pass on to that. Okay, the answer is no,
guys don't, but we should.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
How about that? Hey, there you go, close it out.
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 9 (07:28):
How much box.
Speaker 10 (07:32):
Let's head up to Sea Isle City, New Jersey, out
on the water. Husband, wife, two dogs, in a kayak
enjoying a beautiful day. All of a sudden, a storm
comes flowing in forty mile an hour winds tips the kayak.
They go flying. The husband's able to swim to the dock.
The two dogs and the woman in the water. Luckily,
(07:54):
a guy owns a parasaling company jumps in his boat,
Zoom zooms, grabs the two dogs, grabs the woman.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
And brings them back to shore. Were there two dogs
at the beginning of the story.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
Yeah, they were in the kayak.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Both dogs were both dogs, and the weather just snuck
up on.
Speaker 10 (08:10):
Yeah, storm blew in. Everybody's out on the water, tip
the kayak.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
It's crazy how fast the storm blows in, especially now,
like all of a sudden, I'll be out playing pick
a ball.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Next thing I know, I'm right in the midll of
a storm. Yeah, it's like the movies. You hear the
thunder and then this here.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Most that have been like guys, you see the clouds
get out of the water, but like star has been
rolling in, Yeah, pretty quickly. This year especially, it's the
year of storms rolling in. Yeah, thankfully that guy noticed him.
It is choppy. I'm looking at the water here. It
is choppy.
Speaker 10 (08:34):
Yeah, I mean, and here's the cool part is do
you think Brendan gives him a ride on his ParaSail,
Like he says, all right, now that I saved you guys,
you want to go up.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
I think they're probably good for the water for a bit, yeah,
and the hotel, and I think they're just not just
in general. I think they're like, yeah, we're good, we
made a mistake. We're gonna stay with the water for
a bit.
Speaker 10 (08:50):
And it's lucky that he didn't have anybody up on
the parasl because him going to get them with flying fleeing.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
The people in the parasl around.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Well, I think they probably looked at the wind, and
to do that, you gotta be a little more aware
of weather.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Shout out to him, though, Shout out to everybody for living. Yeah,
and me for getting off the court. And I'll play
pick a ball. Yes, all right, there you go. That's
what it's all about.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
That was telling me something good. It's not time for
Eddie's punishment. He's got a blindfold on.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
He's sitting in the big white chair next to a
big tub of water and a big tub of milk,
and so his punishment will be the hot chip challenge.
He doesn't have to eat the chip, it's if he
picks the wrong number. So we have three numbers on
the table one, two, and three. I've not picked the
number yet. The hot chip's gonna be under amy, So
I'm gonna let you and I decide which number.
Speaker 7 (09:39):
Okay, you can't say it, you gotta tell him.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Abe.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
I was like, on the count of three, hold up
the number that you hope it is, okay, one, two, three, go, okay.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
So we're down to that.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Okay, so we just picked the one we didn't Yeah,
is that the one?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
The chip's gonna be the one we didn't do?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Okay, Lunchbox, I need you to go up to Eddie
and just like cover his eaters because I'm gonna tell
the audience what number the chip is going to.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Be on there, and right now Bobby has.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
The number is gonna be.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Number three three three two.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
Three, Okay, good, thank you. There was no chance of
me hearing anything. Hey, look, I'm sitting here blindfold, so
I don't know what's going on. But seriously, if there
are any shenanigans where you three hot chips in there.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
We would never do that because it would jeopardize the
integrity of every game moving forward. I would it be
worth it to mess you, mess with you on one
game to jeopardize every game forever?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yes, it would be that. Would I have the glove
on that game? He said? Now, Eddie, there are three
pieces of paper.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
On these three pieces of paper, there's a number, and
on the number there's a chip. You got one, two
or three? Which one do you not want?
Speaker 11 (10:52):
Man?
Speaker 5 (10:52):
I had a number picked out, and then you guys
started talking, do we do the one?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
We didn't say? So now I'm all thrown off? What number? Okay?
What number one? Are you going to pick? Before you
even sat down as your chip? One? Okay, don't move
the numbers. I'll miss you. I'm not.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
We would not move anything because then every game would
be in question forever.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
We would not cheat a game.
Speaker 7 (11:12):
This is like the squid game, the integrity of the game.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Yes, okay, yeah, they are a fair and squid game.
So you thought one would be the number the chip
was on. That's the one I wanted. I thought. I
didn't think you would put a hot chip in number one? Okay?
What see? Why are you laughing, So which number?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
And we're gonna put the chip in your mouth anyway,
and you're gonna have to eat whatever chip you get.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
If you're gonna put the chip in my mouth, I'm
gonna walk have a glove on my hand. I'm going
to pick up the chip. Do you need a glove?
It's that it's that hot.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Yeah, it comes with the glove.
Speaker 11 (11:42):
What I did?
Speaker 2 (11:43):
I thought we just had one around in the box.
What kind of glove is it? Is it like a
rubber glove or like cap cherry worker glove?
Speaker 3 (11:52):
And then on the chip it's the red hot Reaper
and it says no, I d no sale, and there's
a skull blowing out and it.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Says, if you did, that's gonna be me. So what
chip do you want to eat? Eddie? Let's do what chip?
Do you pick one? To take off the running?
Speaker 5 (12:12):
I feel like you know I like to always pick three,
So get three out of there.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
So because you like to pick three, but I know
that when I'm not that now, you would be like
Eddie legs three. So I'm gonna tell you reconsider That's
all I'm gonna say. But you don't have to reconsider.
I will not reconsider. Get three off the board. Okay,
three is off the board.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
That was the hot chip. I know it. I know it.
Pick which number you want to eat? Gosh what I'm
telling you.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
When I started the day, I'm like, just go number one,
Just go number one. They'll never put the hot chip
on number one. I'm gonna go with number one.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Give me number one. This is terrible. You don't understand.
I'm blindfolded. I don't know what's going on now. I'm
gonna have a chip in my mouth and it could
burn my mouth.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
Open your mouth, open your mouth.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Here we go, three, two, one, eat it. It's a spail.
But you know what, it's not hot. It's not hot.
Speaker 7 (13:18):
Yeah, this is a normal chip.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Thank you lord.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
So all of that, I picked number one.
Speaker 6 (13:26):
I put chip on number one. What Amy picked number two?
So we put on number three?
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Yeah, he picked one. I picked two. So wow, Well
I had no idea. You always picked three, day said,
I always picked three.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
I know. That's why I was like, oh, he always
picked three.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
So they're gonna be like, I know you pick one,
so so you knew it the whole time.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
And then Amy saved me. Yeah, this is awesome, Amy,
thank you so much. Dude.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
I'm the process of me putting that chip in my
mouth was like, oh, it's gonna start, it's gonna get hot.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
By picked one, we should have done what you picked Okay, So.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Did you have the chip already in one?
Speaker 3 (14:01):
We didn't put them on anything. I mean I just
held up a number and I picked one. I felt like,
you go one, because you know I wouldn't pick one.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Dude. I don't know. I just woke up this morning.
I think, Uh, message from above told me pick one.
Mess Above told me told me to pick one. The
same message. Yeah, what a what a struggle? Okay, well
you're your punishment is now.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Now we have that hot ship.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah you want to use it, you want to eat it? No,
but I just like it. Well you can't you?
Speaker 6 (14:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
You got two free.
Speaker 10 (14:31):
Is I mean, it's unbelievable whatever for me, there's never
I never get lucky you guys, message from.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
Above exactly and your punishment.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Gods do not like me, Eddie. Congratulations. Milk is not used,
the water is not used, the chip is not eating.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
Put the chip back in the little delicate bag it
came in, and will store that because those are expensive.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
I paid you, didn't I no, But.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
That's okay, Eddie should have to pay me.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
No, I'll pay you don't have to pay me. You
have any more those relationships? Sounds good?
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Still, Okay, okay, there we go.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
On the Bobby Bones Show. Now, Hey, Mark, thanks for
your time.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Man.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
I hope you're having a good day. How's it going?
Speaker 9 (15:14):
Another day in Paradise by guy? I'm just getting up
and rolling.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
I was talking to one of my guys here in
the studio and I was like, I could probably do
two hours with Mark Cuban, mostly because I'm very interested
in different parts of your life. Massive sports fan. I
think what you're doing with prescription medicine, and so there
are all these areas Shark Tank. But if someone were
just to come up to you today and be like, hey, man,
what do you want to talk about? Like what even
(15:38):
do you want to talk about? As a parton what's
your favorite thing to talk about right now?
Speaker 12 (15:41):
Considering how we got connected on this probably by guy
Kevin Mack and the song we wrote together, which is
what people have no clue about, and it came about
via Shark Tank, which is the craziest part.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
So when you write this song, do you guys sit
in a room and kind of hash it out? How'd
the songwriting come together?
Speaker 12 (15:59):
Shark Tank company called tick Pit. We did a deal
and I was in Nashville and we were just, you know,
just talking and talking and talking about random stuff and
I'm like, Okay, you're gonna laugh at this, but I
got this idea for a country song that me and
my friends have always talked about.
Speaker 9 (16:16):
And so me and my buddy we'd go out to bars.
Speaker 12 (16:19):
And when you know, when we were in our twenties
and in early thirties, and it would be like, someone
would come up to us and be like, aren't you
that one girl from that one night, from that one bar?
You know, just start All guys have these stupid things
that they say. And he was like, that's a cool
idea for the start around the song, and so we
just started working from there and talking and then we
(16:41):
finished it up going back and forth via email, believe
it or not, and then we'd get on the phone
and then we got together again for start Tank and.
Speaker 9 (16:49):
Finish it up.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Let's talk about the guitar pick for a second, because
it's a pretty brilliant idea. I play a little bit
as in I do like comedy music. But yeah, yeah,
I lose picks. Everybody loses picks all the time. Yeah,
it's if you play guitar, it's like you need it.
It's almost like a major League baseball team. You need
to have a ton of baseballs to have Again, you
need a ton of picks to have a show. So
the idea he comes in just kind of give me
(17:11):
the idea from the start.
Speaker 12 (17:12):
It's a thing called tickpit t Ikpi kid, and it
allows you to take your pick and just put it
to the bas of the guitar, right, so you're.
Speaker 9 (17:20):
Playing, you're doing whatever, and you don't need to pick,
and you.
Speaker 12 (17:23):
Just pop it on the bass of the guitar and
its sticks. And then when you have a great product
and you pull those pieces together, it was really easy
to do. They're in guitar centers that we're doing deals
with all these brands. Fun meets business and that's when
the magic happens.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
I very much associate you and Shark Tank to me.
I feel like you're what brought me to Shark Tank
to watch all of the the you know when they
show the ten episodes in a row, like I'm in
for like four of them over on like random CNBC
or where they're like, it's one of the only binge
worthy shows that I'll just sit and watch. When they
approached you with the idea, what was the approach? How
did that come station start?
Speaker 9 (18:00):
They called me up like last minute, like when you're
going to be in La. I'm like, I'm in La,
now can you come in tomorrow morning?
Speaker 12 (18:07):
As it turned out, I had gone out night before
with my buddies and I was just so hungover.
Speaker 9 (18:15):
But I had to audition and they were.
Speaker 12 (18:17):
Just pepper me with questions and scenarios and I just
cranked right through it, and the next thing you know,
I was a guest Shark.
Speaker 9 (18:24):
So this is the second season of Shark Tank.
Speaker 12 (18:27):
Jeff Foxworthy was off for three episodes as a guest,
and then I was off for three episodes as a guest.
Speaker 9 (18:32):
And the show on.
Speaker 12 (18:34):
ABC was like one time it would be on a
Tuesday night, the next time it'd be on this Sunday
night replacing Desperate Housewives when they had a night off,
and I'm like, this show is not going to last,
so just go on there.
Speaker 9 (18:45):
It's a network show.
Speaker 12 (18:46):
There's going to be a lot of people watch you
should just have fun, and so I just went for
it and just decided I was going to be aggressive
and have fun, and boom, it just started taking off
and they invited me back for season three to be
a full time Shark.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Final question is with the song which we played a
little bit of it before you came on. You know
a lot of guys will transition into country music. Is
this what we have your new career? Mark Cuban?
Speaker 2 (19:09):
You know, yeah, I.
Speaker 9 (19:11):
Wasn't going to sing. I was just gonna sit there
and bob my head.
Speaker 12 (19:14):
But I've kept on playing the song to see if
I can get in tune.
Speaker 9 (19:18):
So I actually sang on it as well. So you know,
if Kevin and I can get this one to work.
One girl won that one bar, you know whatever, I'm
ready for number two because it was fun.
Speaker 12 (19:29):
It was it was something completely different than anything I've
ever done.
Speaker 9 (19:33):
You know, I'm so used to the right brand.
Speaker 12 (19:35):
Business, business, business, business that this is just completely different.
Speaker 9 (19:38):
And so I'm game. If Kevin don't have me and
wants to do more, I'm down for sure.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Mark. Thank you for your time and we really appreciate it.
Speaker 12 (19:46):
Thanks for the interview. This is fun, Bobby. I really
appreciate thanks for having me back on again.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
All right, Mark, good to see Ityboddy, you too, ready
to take care.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
We were talking about the hot dog eating competition and
Joey chest not his back.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
He's the greatest. You can even picture him right in
your head.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Yeah, I mean he's a real life pop culture person
if amy can picture him.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
So I met him and talked with him, and so
I pulled a couple of clips, and so I asked
him what it was like to prepare for these food
eating competitions.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
It's full on, just simulated contests.
Speaker 7 (20:14):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Wow.
Speaker 11 (20:15):
Before every practice, there's a cleanse. After we practice, there's
a recovery period. And then during the recovery period, I'm
making sure my jaws and throat and there's exercises for
all that, all that stuff, and uh yeah, I put
it in, put in some serious work.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
So he does full simulated contests. So Lunchbucks, you know
how long the hot dog in competition is like ten
minutes or something?
Speaker 7 (20:35):
Yeah, something like that.
Speaker 6 (20:36):
Whatever does he does that and just like measures it
at himself, has all these exercises and then I'm like, well,
how long does it take? For you to get back
to normal and back to feeling normal after you eat
all this food.
Speaker 7 (20:46):
It takes about three days to get close to my
normal weight.
Speaker 11 (20:48):
And that's if I'm eating super clean after beyond, like
no starches and no sugar, otherwise the weight will stay
on me.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
And I wasn't sure if he was just like a
competitive guy who was good at eating food or if
he just loves food, because I think there's a difference.
And so we talked about that.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
My fiance she leaves me look at my phone. I'm
not looking at girls. I'm looking at food.
Speaker 7 (21:11):
It's like food porn is like it's real.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
I love food pretty much more than anything.
Speaker 11 (21:15):
And I love competition.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
So I got super Lucky Joey Chestnut, that's from our
Lots to Say podcast. We met him at the super
Bowl and I kind of freaked out. I was like, Wow,
is Joey Chestnut Like they're super fans too?
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Walking by.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
I was like, yeah, whatever, But Joey Chestnut, I was like,
we got to talk to Joey CHESTNUTT what are you looking.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
At his girlfriend?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I wanted to see, That's what you thought, like, what
does she look like?
Speaker 9 (21:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (21:37):
I want to see them as a couple. They're cute,
she's hot, or yeah she's cute, that's not hot. Wait
does she professionally eat too?
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Oh? Really?
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Say that's Joey Chestnut got engaged. She is a professional leader.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
I do believe. Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Ricasa another competitive eater. They got engaged before the twenty
fourteen Nathan's famous Fourth of July hot dog eating contest.
They later separated and no longer refers to herself as
Joy's fiance.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Amy.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Well, they in the clip, he said my girlfriend or fiance.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
He probably could be somebody different though true.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
When did it say they separated?
Speaker 2 (22:14):
I gotta don't care either, because this interview was February.
That's a whole different girl. Yeah, he's got a whole
different girl. Ohay, if he's listening about Joey, we're sorry, buddy.
Amy brought up a wound. That was Amy Joey. He's
probably going to retaliate. If I know Joey, there's going
to be some retaliation.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
That's the girl. If you google it and then click image,
it's only them.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Well, shout out Joey Chestnut. It's time for the good news.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
Nate Palmer, He's in Omaha, Nebraska, driving around on a road,
not on like a two lane road, a busy street
with lots of cars, and he sees something in the
middle of the road, like, what is that? It's a wallet?
So he pulls over. He's like, I'm gonna get that
wall because I know somebody needs it. There's stuff scattered
all over the road, cash, cards, I d everything, So
he picked everything up, dodging cars, gets back, looks at
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the ID, finds the address, and returns the wallet to
a guy named Matt within thirty minutes.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Matt, that's very lucky. Here's your wallet, dude, that's very lucky.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Yeah, that's very lucky that somebody cared enough just to
get out of the car and because that's like risking
your life to.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Go into Trafford, a busy road.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
The story literally says playing Frogger with traffic, anybody under
thirty pay Morgan, you know what Froger is?
Speaker 9 (23:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:26):
I played it no way unless it was like one
of those retro games. They might have a new version. Yeah,
what's Frogger.
Speaker 8 (23:33):
Where you're trying to get to the other side of
the street.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
What would you play that on? What system? I played
it on my computer.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Oh really, was it one of those let's go back,
like let's play stupid stuff like Oregon Trail that the
idiots years ago he used to play.
Speaker 6 (23:46):
I don't.
Speaker 8 (23:47):
I think it was just like Frogger dot com and
you went to Frogger dot com and you played it.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Humhm oh, I never played Froger.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
I don't know, Amy, you don't know Frogers. I know Froger.
What on earth? I don't know kids these days?
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Amy's all right, age a great, great job, because I
know that if I lost my wallet, I'd be so
thankful if somebody gave me my wallet back.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Good story, Thank you, lunchbox.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Do you think he gets that paid back to him
at some point, if not by the guy, but by
the earth, you.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Would hope, so the heavens.
Speaker 10 (24:17):
But I've done a couple of good things in my
life and I haven't been repaid.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Really got it, lunchbos. Do you hear the part where
he said the cash to he gave it all back?
Speaker 10 (24:24):
I did hear that, And within thirty minutes, that's crazy
fast turned a pizza.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
All right, there you go. That's what it's all about.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
That was telling me something good over to Amy with
the morning corny, the Mourning Corny.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
What protest by a group of dogs occurred in seventeen
seventy two?
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Well, you're stretching us here.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
What protest by a group of dogs happened in seventeen
seventy two?
Speaker 4 (24:50):
The Boston flee party?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
That was the morning.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
You learned something?
Speaker 11 (25:01):
You know?
Speaker 4 (25:01):
The Boston tea party was in seventeen seventy two. Okay, no, yeah,
but dogs instead of tea, it's flea.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
What do you think the most played sport is in America?
Most played sport football, baseball? Well, no, you can't pick
all the sports. You have to pick a sport one
of those two. Pick one. Whoever gets it I give
I have a pile of cash here. I'll give somebody
a dollar if you get it. Most played sport in America.
Your guess is you can guess her sport? But lunchbox soccer,
(25:28):
eddie golf, morgan basketball. The most played sport in America
is cornhole?
Speaker 2 (25:39):
My sport?
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (25:41):
I think it's a competition. You gotta throw something. It's
not a sport. Cornhole is the most played sport in America.
So nobody wins a dollar. It's sport. They hear you.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
I can listen to your argument. No, I cared, but
I'm gonna go cornhole is a sport. It's basically got
a ball stop that's basically a ball, and you're throwing
it at some think in a hole.
Speaker 10 (26:01):
No athletic ability to play corn that takes precisions, and
so does cornball and golf.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
You hit a little ball somewhere cornhall, you're throwing a
little bag.
Speaker 6 (26:12):
Into a hole. I'm not saying it's like the hardest
sport to play. Oh my gosh, it's hard to get
good at it.
Speaker 10 (26:18):
If someone came up to me, goes, I played a sport, man,
I played corn cornhole player, you're not a sport.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
You have an activity. I think you know I go
corn holes a sport. No, there's a chance I think
it's a sport. It's on ESPN.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Yeah, yeah, the championship is who cares.
Speaker 10 (26:34):
That doesn't mean yes me, it'll put anything on because they.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Don't have enough programs, programs. Okay, Grandma, I.
Speaker 7 (26:42):
Mean I can't believe you guys think that's a sport.
Speaker 9 (26:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
I'm gonna go with the corner hole as a sport. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's a hort as chip would say, yeah, yeah, Ray.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
If I were to say Carrie Underwood, what reality show
did you come from?
Speaker 7 (26:57):
Idol?
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Correct? American Idol?
Speaker 3 (26:59):
That'd be sure to say American Idol because I don't
want lunchbox fighting with you about the rules.
Speaker 6 (27:03):
Okay, American Idol. Thank you take this very seriously. I'm
betting on you here.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
I'm gonna give you ten reality stars and you tell
me what reality show made them famous?
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Should be easy? Ready? Yes? Nicole Richie, Nicole Richie.
Speaker 6 (27:21):
At the Paris Hilton Chick Nicole Richie in an answer
simple life correct? One for one. Harry Styles, Harry Styles Overseas.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
A g T No, The X Factor UK? Yeah, X
Factor UK. Next up, Julianne Huff.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
That is Dancing with the Stars correct, ye, like his
voice is changing.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Number four is Miranda Lambert? What reality show she on?
This was definitely a smaller one. It's gonna be tough
to try and think of the name. I don't know
a lot of facts about it, but it was something like.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Give me.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
The lyric, no Nashville Star. That'd be a great title,
though the lyric lyrics might have been a show. It's
not right, no concept, you have a title then all right,
theovon Theovonne. That is very simple because he is best
friends with Will Kirby. Will Kirby was on Big Brother,
(28:42):
and Will Kirby always talked about theo Von being on
Survivor Road Rolls.
Speaker 6 (28:49):
Yeah, I think that one's gonna get him. Are we
sure that wasn't on a celeb version? But it's road
Rolls first? Like what made him?
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Family? Got it? Got it? Morgan Wallen wall in.
Speaker 6 (29:03):
American Idol The Voice, Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
With like long.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
But I'm sure I have seen them at some point.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
I just, you know, forgotten Cardi B Cardi B.
Speaker 6 (29:17):
I had heard that she was an entertainer before getting famous,
singing an actual TV show. Not anyone in particular comes
to mind, so I would say, see you think you
can dance? Love and Hip Hop New York. Okay, number eight,
(29:38):
we're struggling. Yeah, it's pretty bad. Lauren Conrad, I know
that one. I'm not having to give the history because
last time I do that, I.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Got it wrong.
Speaker 6 (29:47):
Lauren Conrad originally is from Laguna Beach, then was on
the hills, So your answer is Laguna be correct. Next up,
Bethany Frankel. Bethany Frankel. That is not even the name
(30:08):
of the city, even though I know it Real Housewives?
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Correct? What city would you have said?
Speaker 7 (30:15):
New York?
Speaker 6 (30:16):
Correct? And finally give me Bravo baby Alanis Morsett, oh.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Man Atlantis boors Set. He's a Cali girl. I always
heard those stories of her being in La. Something that
films out there.
Speaker 6 (30:33):
Some of the people I always hear clips about how
she was at these La parties.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
I feel like she lived out there. It had to
have been something.
Speaker 6 (30:39):
Uh, Idyl Star Search.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
She's Canadian, by the way, but she was on Star
Sars for Idol and.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Oh that's tough. But he sounded so confident though, Yeah,
yeah he did, Eddie, how would you have done?
Speaker 5 (30:56):
Probably about the same or I want to guess the
lyric on like six of them. That's a great name lyric. Okay,
bring in lunchbox. Don't tell him how many Ray got Amy.
I'll give you fifty cents right now if you just
take to take the money. Okay, that way you don't
have to bet on lunch I'll say fifty cents. Sure, No,
why would you take that deal? It's fifty cents? Play
(31:18):
the game?
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (31:19):
I thought, Well, because I don't have a dollar.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Oh man, truth comes out. I was like, why would
you agree to that. That's not good for the bank.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
I'll bring a dollar. You said I could bring it,
but I'm like, well, this just makes it easier.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
You got to go to the bank. Lunchbox, I'll give you.
The celebrity was so funny.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Tell me what reality or competition show they got their
first start on.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Okay, okay, yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
If I were to say, as example, Carrie Underwood, you
would say American Idol.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Correct, not a point. Oh, I don't even.
Speaker 7 (31:45):
Think about that in reality show ready?
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Okay? Oh man, Nicole Richie, The Simple Life? Correct, Harry Styles.
Speaker 7 (31:58):
Oh, Britain's Got Talent?
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Incorrect, Britain's X factor X factor crap.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Now, dude, go hard because you want to show them
that you were I don't need to hesitate. Yeah, just
go No, No, he wants to show people what he's
made of. He's gonna go to go hard hard. Next up,
Julianne Huff.
Speaker 10 (32:20):
Uh, julian Huff is Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Correct, and you a fat little faster? Okay, I'm sorry
I couldn't get really beat. Miranda Lambert. Oh, Miranda Lambert
is next Top Star the lyric.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
What is that? It's a great show man, It's one
of the best shows that I've never even heard of it. No,
it's Nashville Star. Hey, slow down close? Oh that was
roll rules correct, Morgan Wallen the voice. Correct.
Speaker 7 (33:00):
But he didn't make it, did he?
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Yeah? He made it on TV? Oh he did?
Speaker 10 (33:03):
Okay, Cardi B. Cardi B was on a reality show. Uh,
Cardi B was on The Real Love and Hip Hop? Correct,
go away?
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Have you seen that? Never seen it?
Speaker 7 (33:19):
I've seen reviews.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Okay, Lauren Conrad, she was on, Oh, which one was first?
Speaker 6 (33:27):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Se incorrect?
Speaker 3 (33:31):
That's fiction Beach Beach Bethany, Bethany, Now go hard, Bethany Frankel,
The Real Housewives. Correct, I give it to your You
don't need the city, thank you. Alanis Moore said, huh
uh Star search correct?
Speaker 2 (33:50):
What you knew that? No, but that Cara, You're actually
part of a lot in lay. Guy, I know what's up?
He did good? He did good. You think you won? Yeah,
he's the reality show champ for sure. You think you won?
How many think?
Speaker 9 (34:05):
Great?
Speaker 6 (34:05):
Guy?
Speaker 3 (34:06):
Three?
Speaker 2 (34:06):
You got four? You got seven?
Speaker 13 (34:08):
Wake up?
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Wake up in the mall.
Speaker 14 (34:15):
And it turn radio and the Dodgers keeps on tready, lunchbox,
more game two Steve bred and it's trying to put
you through fog.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
He's running this week's next bit. The Bobby's on the box,
so you know what this.
Speaker 9 (34:37):
The Bobby ball.
Speaker 6 (34:38):
So so Morgan says that she saw the bigger thighs
you have as a dude, the longer you live.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Why is that?
Speaker 12 (34:48):
So?
Speaker 4 (34:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 15 (34:49):
It was just a new study that came out and
they said, hey, if you got big dies, there's this
guy talking on Instagram big di Okay, professional, what does.
Speaker 6 (34:59):
That even mean?
Speaker 7 (34:59):
A matter professional?
Speaker 2 (35:00):
He's a doctor. Ware. I didn't get the whole.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
Background, guys.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
I just so I'm talking about.
Speaker 8 (35:05):
It, and it said a medical professional says, there's a
new study out and if the bigger thighs you have,
the longer you're going to live because it's about your
muscle mass.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
Okay, So three bros. Oh, we're going to measure our thighs.
Oh man, thickness of them? Lunch box you're up fresh, Yeah,
go to the stage. Morgan's going to measure your thighs.
And this is going to be does Morgan want to
do this?
Speaker 2 (35:26):
That's our idea. She had the tape measure with her.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
Who knew there was a correlation with thighs and mortality?
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, medical profession, insta everything.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
It's a thing.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
Okay, what'd you google?
Speaker 4 (35:39):
Googled big thighs and you live longer? Question mark yes,
and it says an overview is yes, there is evidence
suggesting that larger thighs, particularly in terms of muscle mass
and circumference, may be associated with a longer life expectancy
and reduce risk of certain diseases.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
So Morgan comfortable doing this or do you want Mike
to do? It's up to you. I'll let Morgan do it.
I don't don't do anything fishing there.
Speaker 4 (36:02):
Let me see the measuring thing. Okay, it's soft.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
It's a softest.
Speaker 4 (36:07):
I thought it was.
Speaker 7 (36:08):
It'll suck.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
It sounded like the met and.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
I was like, okay, lunchbox, you're up and you can flex.
Speaker 7 (36:16):
Where do you want me to go?
Speaker 2 (36:18):
All right, he's got pretty good thighs.
Speaker 4 (36:20):
At what point you need to make sure you're the
same spot on each.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
All right? Yeah, lunch you got pretty solid thies. Yeah
I didn't think that. I didn't either.
Speaker 10 (36:28):
Outdide I mean that's all right. You guys aren't looking
at my legs. That's a good sign.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
I think they were just saying, because your arms, yes,
any attacks arms.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
She was like, I think because your arms are so small,
they thought your legs.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
Yeah, he doesn't lift weights.
Speaker 6 (36:44):
I do not.
Speaker 7 (36:44):
That's a true statement.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
That's just kind of a backhanded.
Speaker 7 (36:49):
It's a backhanded like you're a skinny.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
No, she was like, they didn't expect your legs to
be large because you're struggle here.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
But he runs any plays soccer and soccer is.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
The girl thought, what do you got, Morgan?
Speaker 3 (37:03):
Yeah, I don't whoa twenty one size for lunchboks.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Hey lunch impressive, that's what she said. Keep on, Edie,
you're up all right.
Speaker 7 (37:13):
Here I go, hey, oh you got to take thickness
for jeans.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
That's that's at two inches two inches? I don't think so,
but here we go. If she goes what if we
all go pantless?
Speaker 7 (37:24):
I don't know what I was thinking.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
I don't think I'm gonna win this man, And I
think you got solitized. I think you're the thicker of
all three of us though generally really like like just
body mask. Yeah, like the gut.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
And you said I had back in a couplements.
Speaker 13 (37:41):
You guys are tied twenty one inches.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
And they have to re measure you too then to
get specific tied. Okay, wow, okay, all right, I'm going on.
I come in wearing sweats and jeans because I know
the time.
Speaker 4 (37:57):
I'm not wearing You're like Joey on friends. Could I
be wearing any more clothes?
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
It's time to measure my thighs. We were we twenty
one I'll probably the smallest. Well, don't go around the cargoes.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Okay, what do you what do.
Speaker 7 (38:12):
You happen when you're in an angle?
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Buckets?
Speaker 7 (38:14):
You were in jeans, but your angle, yeah, your angle's
a little weird.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
You were in jeans, bro, you got cargo pockets. Dude,
what's in there? Amma touching you? A little weird?
Speaker 15 (38:24):
Okay, So tighter tighter, guys, So we didn't yell tighter
on you inches it as much as it can go.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
My circulations. My heart's pumping in my leg.
Speaker 7 (38:34):
You fall over, You're turning purple.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Right under twenty two inches? So no when Yeah, dude,
I have the greatest thighs in America.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
Wow, so you're going to live longer than Eddie and Lunchwock's.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Going to measure arms next, you gonna measure other things?
Speaker 4 (38:48):
Yes, yeah, Morgan's like, now, okay, so.
Speaker 7 (38:54):
How long is Bobby gonna live longer than you?
Speaker 2 (38:57):
But I think we could have we could have guessed
that even before this whole measurement. You could don't drink.
You don't know.
Speaker 4 (39:04):
I don't want to go a be the bearer of
bad news.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
But don't change the bit now. I'm not I'm not
anyone twenty one from below dying the next month.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
It is the thicker thighs could lead to a longer life. However,
a study published in the British Medical Journal I found
that the thigh circumference needed to be around twenty three
points six inches.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
It we're all dead. You guys are dying way sooner
though you're almost there.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Oh my bad, my bad.
Speaker 4 (39:30):
You gotta keep reading.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
I never started reading.
Speaker 4 (39:33):
I did, I did?
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (39:35):
Okay, twenty three point six means that you're a higher
risk of premature death.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
We're good, okay, like a sweet spot.
Speaker 4 (39:44):
Spot like y'all look thick but not too thick.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Yeah, yeah, take your word for it. And that means
on the most masculine one in the room.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Though, Yeah, yeah, yeah, nice boy, always win my little
ladies over there, a little thighs.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
How do you feel? How do you feel being in
little less masculine than me? I'm not sure how real
Bobby Bone show up today.
Speaker 10 (40:06):
This story comes us from California. Two roommates were moving
apartments about fifteen miles apart from each other, and they
had a mattress they needed to move.
Speaker 13 (40:15):
They didn't have a truck. All they had was a
little car.
Speaker 10 (40:18):
You know what, I will just throw it on top
and tie a bed sheet to it.
Speaker 13 (40:21):
So they're driving down the highway.
Speaker 10 (40:23):
Bed sheet starts ripping, so he's like, hey, unbuckle your
seat belt, hang out the window, and hold.
Speaker 13 (40:28):
The mattress down.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
That'll do it.
Speaker 10 (40:30):
So he slowed down to about fifteen miles an hour
with his buddy holding on to the mattress when they
got pulled over by police.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
I'm looking at it, desperate, huh. The problem is the
physics of it.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
Wind big wide area of a mattress, and even if
you're doing twenty five miles an hour, that wins under it,
so it's almost impossible to keep it down without straps
on all four corners.
Speaker 11 (40:54):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
Yeah, they probably just should have went and got some bungies,
because you can bunge through the top of your car,
like you can bunge you all the way around and
go through the car if you're just going fifteen miles.
Speaker 9 (41:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (41:05):
This takes me back to my days at Sam's Club
when sixty four sixteen and there was this people that
got a box spring and a mattress and this guy
Brian's like, hey, don't worry, I's a boy scout.
Speaker 13 (41:14):
I'll tie it on for you. Gets up there with
all the twine, ties it on.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Twine is mistake number one.
Speaker 13 (41:20):
Well that's what they gave us this car.
Speaker 10 (41:21):
Guys, we're not supposed to were allowed to give the
customers twine. We weren't supposed to tie it down ourselves.
But Brian's like, I'm a boy scout. And twenty minutes
later they came back They're like, uh, our mattresses are
on the highway, man.
Speaker 6 (41:32):
Oh no.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
We moved one to a truck up I thirty in Arkansas,
and we thought we had it all the way down
and the wind got under it in the backseat of
the truck.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Blowed off onto the interstate. Oh, we watched it.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
In the air, and then we watched cars dodge it,
and luckily there was no accident. We drove back through
from the rock back down to Arkadelphia and we saw
it on the side of the road. It had been
run over abut a hundred times. We never went back
for it. Oh really it was dead. Yeah, no, it
was gone.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
That mattress are tough, man.
Speaker 13 (41:58):
I'm lunchbox that year head story of the day.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
So when you think about tipping, and they ask bartenders
and servers what jobs are the absolute worst tippers? What
profession do you think tips the worst? If you had
to pick one, go ahead, lunchbox lawyers.
Speaker 10 (42:20):
Why they're just tight and greedy and they want all
that money for themselves.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
Okay, lunchboxes, lawyers, Amy doctors okay, why they have a
lot of loans to pay off? Oh okay, reasoning fair
eddie anything.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
Construction workers okay, why just cash is hard to come by, man, Okay.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
Everybody had their reasons. The top of the pyramid on
worst tippers, according to bartenders and servers, are lawyers and doctors.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
Nailed it.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
They are hands down the worst tippers. And I don't
know if it's for the reasons you guys said, because
lunch box you said they're greedy and over themselves.
Speaker 6 (43:00):
And doctors they have a lot of loans, a lot
of loans got it coming in? Next were teachers o
it and musicians.
Speaker 4 (43:09):
Well, we don't pay teachers enough, so that's why.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
What do you think the biggest tippers.
Speaker 4 (43:13):
Are people that work in the service industry.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
Amen number one service industry waiter, Bartender's hairstylists, restaurant managers.
Because they have to live by it, they also give
it by it. But that's from bartender dot com. That's
pretty interesting. Hey, we're done with the show today. We
will see you guys soon.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Buy everybody.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
Lobby Bones The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced
and sang by read Yarberry. You can find his instagram
at read Yarberry, Scuba Steve Executive producer, RAYMONDO, Head of Production.
I'm Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank
you for listening to the podcast.
Transmitting this guy, hope you had a great weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Welcome to Monday show more in a studio morning.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
In a poll of preferred height, two percent of women
want a partner who's shorter than them. Die again, that's
very It's two out of one hundred women want to
partner shorter. Why do you think women at all would
want to partner shorter?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
I'm not sure. Maybe they liked the power of being taller.
It's like something they're into.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
It has to be a power thing, right, like if
you want a shorter partner. But I would say for
either side, if you demand to have a shorter partner,
that is a superiority thing.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
Maybe that it's a really tall woman, you know, like
who just doesn't want a taller man.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I've known them and they usually want taller men.
Speaker 6 (00:56):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Five percent of men want to partner who's taller than them.
That's a fetish tall women. Yeah, yeah, for sure, Raymundo,
is your wife taller than you?
Speaker 6 (01:08):
No, she's definitely shorter a couple of inches at five six.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Did you feel like that limited your dating pool?
Speaker 7 (01:15):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Did you ever date girls taller than you? Yeah? Girls?
And that's the funny thing.
Speaker 6 (01:19):
The girls in the volleyball team always wanted me, and
they were like four or five inches taller than me.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
They always wanted you.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
Yeah, there was a couple of them just I couldn't
I would go on dates with them.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I just couldn't shake them. They push up there the
other stuffed animals or what.
Speaker 7 (01:32):
No, it was just awkward at times. What do you
mean you couldn't shake them.
Speaker 6 (01:36):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying because they were taller than me.
But then I had to go back to the arena
and announce and still work with them. But it was
just an awkward date because they were significantly taller than me.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Teddy Rexman Ray, I mean that would.
Speaker 7 (01:50):
Be hard if they're five inches taller than you.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Like, and you wouldn't like that. No, it just didn't
work out. We just kind of looked awkward together. Honest,
we were both attractive, but it just.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
We didn't fit. Of course they were both, we were
both attractors.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
They matched. Yeah, looks wise.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, Morgan, would you date a guy shorter than you
because you are.
Speaker 8 (02:11):
I'm five foot and three fourths of one inch.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
What if you met a guy who was four ten
but man, he was a good looking I couldn't do it.
Speaker 8 (02:18):
I like, honestly, I couldn't. I I have never really.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Focused on height because I'm so short, but I don't
think I could go shorter.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Have you ever had a guy present themselves to you
that wanted to go out with you but shorter than you?
Speaker 8 (02:29):
No, but I have had some that were awfully close,
like five to three?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Was he like seven years old? And I couldn't do it.
Speaker 8 (02:38):
Couldn't do five to three, No, I could do like
five six and higher like Grace. Height's fine, but I
couldn't do a little bit lower than that.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
For these women who want a guy that's shorter than them,
that's got to be some sort of power thing, right.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Yeah, So for women it's power, and for men it's fetish.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
And Ray, you didn't have that fetish. No, I was fine.
It was all about love. I didn't really ever look
at height. I think in high school actually she played
on the basketball team. She was three inches taller than me.
I've always been.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
There just wasn't a connection.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Well good looking, yeah, yeah, of course for romantic partners
usually prefers someone who is blank taller than me. Thirty
two percent of people said that they preferred someone taller
than them, shorter than me eighteen percent. That's got to
be a female male thing. I think most guys want
a woman shorter than them. Most women want a guy
(03:29):
taller than them.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
And that's probably going back to caveman days where since
the men were generally bigger physically bigger, they were the protectors.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
They're the ones that would go out and hunt. Am
I saying anything out of line here?
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Yeah? I wasn't there then, but I think you're right.
I think that I don't know what it is because
it's it's a bummer forgot, like the guys can't help
how tall they are. That it's true, like we want
someone tall. There's like a funny comedian thing. I don't know.
I saw it online. Would you call it a video
or a meme or something about how yeah clip if
(04:02):
he's but it can memes be clips.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah, it's a video.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Okay. So he's like, you know a guy is six
three or six two, and you're like, okay, fine, I
guess we can go out. That would be awesome. But
anything above six two it was like you could have
gotten out of jail. You don't even speak the same language,
Like it doesn't matter like women are going to be
attracted to you.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Am I attracted to you? Or do I just want
your height? Okay, Ry, sorry to bring that up, buddy.
It really doesn't bother me honestly. Okay, well I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
Anyway, I shouldn't have made the stuffed animal joke and
IXP like to get the reaction as I did.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I mean, they got a big laugh, they get a
way big laugh, and that's when I realized I might
have gone a little too far with that joke. Yeah,
it's a great visual of just seeing to show, but
the rest of the animal A question.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Hello, Bobby Bones. I had an odd experience over the
weekend that's kind of sticking with me. You hear about
women admiring the clothes of other women and sometimes borrowing them.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
They have even been known to fight over getting them back.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
On Saturday, one of my friends was admiring a nice
button up shirt I was wearing while we were out,
and he asked if he could borrow at some time.
This actually gave me a moment of pause. I'm not
sure why the guys ever lend their clothes out to
other guys.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
I've never ever heard, never heard of. This was up nothing.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
I keep going, why does it seem so weird?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
What would you do? Signed sleeves of doubt? No, guys,
don't really, we don't do this.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
I don't borrow you more just give, Like when you're
done with something, you might give it to somebody. But
I don't know of y'all to ever borrow.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I think the real reason we don't borrows because we're gross,
Like we have sweaty arm pits.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
I don't want to wear a sweaty arm pitch shirt
that Eddie's been wearing.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
It's really unfair though, that y'all don't get to borrow.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
Because we're easier like we are. Clothes are more standard
generic generally.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
I know it for girls. It just is really helpful sometimes,
So I mean, y'all should be able to be a
part of that.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
You're held to a higher standard, though unfairly, to look
a certain way. So you guys borrow clothes to meet
that standard where we're just like hoodie and June T
shirts and.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Featuring you being out one night and one of your
friends being like, could I borrow that? One day? That's
never what would you say? I know, but like, what
would your response be?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
You can have it, Like, if you want it that bad,
you can have it. You can have it.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Yeah, I will give a bunch of clothes away, but
I never want them back, especially anything below the waist.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Oh yeah, I could see maybe like a sports code
or suit.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Like emergency situation like I don't have a jacket. Can
I borrow a sports suit?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Jackyar? Yes, sure are.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
There's some like weird dress code for a party, like
I need a red blazer and Bobby's like, I have
a red blazer.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
I have nine of them actually, but yes, fair, But no,
guys don't really do this. Yeah, that's that's weird. I
don't know what to say except the answers, No, we
really don't. I'm not saying you shouldn't, but I'm not.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I'm not. I'm just gonna give it away.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Yeah, to see how, I mean, see how it goes,
be the first try it out, start a trend.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
I'm gonna pass on to that. Okay, the answer is no,
guys don't, but we should.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
How about that? Hey, there you go, close it out.
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 9 (07:28):
How much box.
Speaker 10 (07:32):
Let's head up to Sea Isle City, New Jersey, out
on the water. Husband, wife, two dogs, in a kayak
enjoying a beautiful day. All of a sudden, a storm
comes flowing in forty mile an hour winds tips the kayak.
They go flying. The husband's able to swim to the dock.
The two dogs and the woman in the water. Luckily,
(07:54):
a guy owns a parasaling company jumps in his boat,
Zoom zooms, grabs the two dogs, grabs the woman.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
And brings them back to shore. Were there two dogs
at the beginning of the story.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
Yeah, they were in the kayak.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Both dogs were both dogs, and the weather just snuck
up on.
Speaker 10 (08:10):
Yeah, storm blew in. Everybody's out on the water, tip
the kayak.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
It's crazy how fast the storm blows in, especially now,
like all of a sudden, I'll be out playing pick
a ball.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Next thing I know, I'm right in the midll of
a storm. Yeah, it's like the movies. You hear the
thunder and then this here.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Most that have been like guys, you see the clouds
get out of the water, but like star has been
rolling in, Yeah, pretty quickly. This year especially, it's the
year of storms rolling in. Yeah, thankfully that guy noticed him.
It is choppy. I'm looking at the water here. It
is choppy.
Speaker 10 (08:34):
Yeah, I mean, and here's the cool part is do
you think Brendan gives him a ride on his ParaSail,
Like he says, all right, now that I saved you guys,
you want to go up.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
I think they're probably good for the water for a bit, yeah,
and the hotel, and I think they're just not just
in general. I think they're like, yeah, we're good, we
made a mistake. We're gonna stay with the water for
a bit.
Speaker 10 (08:50):
And it's lucky that he didn't have anybody up on
the parasl because him going to get them with flying fleeing.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
The people in the parasl around.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Well, I think they probably looked at the wind, and
to do that, you gotta be a little more aware
of weather.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Shout out to him, though, Shout out to everybody for living. Yeah,
and me for getting off the court. And I'll play
pick a ball. Yes, all right, there you go. That's
what it's all about.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
That was telling me something good. It's not time for
Eddie's punishment. He's got a blindfold on.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
He's sitting in the big white chair next to a
big tub of water and a big tub of milk,
and so his punishment will be the hot chip challenge.
He doesn't have to eat the chip, it's if he
picks the wrong number. So we have three numbers on
the table one, two, and three. I've not picked the
number yet. The hot chip's gonna be under amy, So
I'm gonna let you and I decide which number.
Speaker 7 (09:39):
Okay, you can't say it, you gotta tell him.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Abe.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
I was like, on the count of three, hold up
the number that you hope it is, okay, one, two, three, go, okay.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
So we're down to that.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Okay, so we just picked the one we didn't Yeah,
is that the one?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
The chip's gonna be the one we didn't do?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Okay, Lunchbox, I need you to go up to Eddie
and just like cover his eaters because I'm gonna tell
the audience what number the chip is going to.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Be on there, and right now Bobby has.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
The number is gonna be.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Number three three three two.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
Three, Okay, good, thank you. There was no chance of
me hearing anything. Hey, look, I'm sitting here blindfold, so
I don't know what's going on. But seriously, if there
are any shenanigans where you three hot chips in there.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
We would never do that because it would jeopardize the
integrity of every game moving forward. I would it be
worth it to mess you, mess with you on one
game to jeopardize every game forever?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yes, it would be that. Would I have the glove
on that game? He said? Now, Eddie, there are three
pieces of paper.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
On these three pieces of paper, there's a number, and
on the number there's a chip. You got one, two
or three? Which one do you not want?
Speaker 11 (10:52):
Man?
Speaker 5 (10:52):
I had a number picked out, and then you guys
started talking, do we do the one?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
We didn't say? So now I'm all thrown off? What number? Okay?
What number one? Are you going to pick? Before you
even sat down as your chip? One? Okay, don't move
the numbers. I'll miss you. I'm not.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
We would not move anything because then every game would
be in question forever.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
We would not cheat a game.
Speaker 7 (11:12):
This is like the squid game, the integrity of the game.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Yes, okay, yeah, they are a fair and squid game.
So you thought one would be the number the chip
was on. That's the one I wanted. I thought. I
didn't think you would put a hot chip in number one? Okay?
What see? Why are you laughing, So which number?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
And we're gonna put the chip in your mouth anyway,
and you're gonna have to eat whatever chip you get.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
If you're gonna put the chip in my mouth, I'm
gonna walk have a glove on my hand. I'm going
to pick up the chip. Do you need a glove?
It's that it's that hot.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Yeah, it comes with the glove.
Speaker 11 (11:42):
What I did?
Speaker 2 (11:43):
I thought we just had one around in the box.
What kind of glove is it? Is it like a
rubber glove or like cap cherry worker glove?
Speaker 3 (11:52):
And then on the chip it's the red hot Reaper
and it says no, I d no sale, and there's
a skull blowing out and it.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Says, if you did, that's gonna be me. So what
chip do you want to eat? Eddie? Let's do what chip?
Do you pick one? To take off the running?
Speaker 5 (12:12):
I feel like you know I like to always pick three,
So get three out of there.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
So because you like to pick three, but I know
that when I'm not that now, you would be like
Eddie legs three. So I'm gonna tell you reconsider That's
all I'm gonna say. But you don't have to reconsider.
I will not reconsider. Get three off the board. Okay,
three is off the board.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
That was the hot chip. I know it. I know it.
Pick which number you want to eat? Gosh what I'm
telling you.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
When I started the day, I'm like, just go number one,
Just go number one. They'll never put the hot chip
on number one. I'm gonna go with number one.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Give me number one. This is terrible. You don't understand.
I'm blindfolded. I don't know what's going on now. I'm
gonna have a chip in my mouth and it could
burn my mouth.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
Open your mouth, open your mouth.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Here we go, three, two, one, eat it. It's a spail.
But you know what, it's not hot. It's not hot.
Speaker 7 (13:18):
Yeah, this is a normal chip.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Thank you lord.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
So all of that, I picked number one.
Speaker 6 (13:26):
I put chip on number one. What Amy picked number two?
So we put on number three?
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Yeah, he picked one. I picked two. So wow, Well
I had no idea. You always picked three, day said,
I always picked three.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
I know. That's why I was like, oh, he always
picked three.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
So they're gonna be like, I know you pick one,
so so you knew it the whole time.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
And then Amy saved me. Yeah, this is awesome, Amy,
thank you so much. Dude.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
I'm the process of me putting that chip in my
mouth was like, oh, it's gonna start, it's gonna get hot.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
By picked one, we should have done what you picked Okay, So.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Did you have the chip already in one?
Speaker 3 (14:01):
We didn't put them on anything. I mean I just
held up a number and I picked one. I felt like,
you go one, because you know I wouldn't pick one.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Dude. I don't know. I just woke up this morning.
I think, Uh, message from above told me pick one.
Mess Above told me told me to pick one. The
same message. Yeah, what a what a struggle? Okay, well
you're your punishment is now.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Now we have that hot ship.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah you want to use it, you want to eat it? No,
but I just like it. Well you can't you?
Speaker 6 (14:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
You got two free.
Speaker 10 (14:31):
Is I mean, it's unbelievable whatever for me, there's never
I never get lucky you guys, message from.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
Above exactly and your punishment.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Gods do not like me, Eddie. Congratulations. Milk is not used,
the water is not used, the chip is not eating.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
Put the chip back in the little delicate bag it
came in, and will store that because those are expensive.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
I paid you, didn't I no, But.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
That's okay, Eddie should have to pay me.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
No, I'll pay you don't have to pay me. You
have any more those relationships? Sounds good?
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Still, Okay, okay, there we go.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
On the Bobby Bones Show. Now, Hey, Mark, thanks for
your time.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Man.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
I hope you're having a good day. How's it going?
Speaker 9 (15:14):
Another day in Paradise by guy? I'm just getting up
and rolling.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
I was talking to one of my guys here in
the studio and I was like, I could probably do
two hours with Mark Cuban, mostly because I'm very interested
in different parts of your life. Massive sports fan. I
think what you're doing with prescription medicine, and so there
are all these areas Shark Tank. But if someone were
just to come up to you today and be like, hey, man,
what do you want to talk about? Like what even
(15:38):
do you want to talk about? As a parton what's
your favorite thing to talk about right now?
Speaker 12 (15:41):
Considering how we got connected on this probably by guy
Kevin Mack and the song we wrote together, which is
what people have no clue about, and it came about
via Shark Tank, which is the craziest part.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
So when you write this song, do you guys sit
in a room and kind of hash it out? How'd
the songwriting come together?
Speaker 12 (15:59):
Shark Tank company called tick Pit. We did a deal
and I was in Nashville and we were just, you know,
just talking and talking and talking about random stuff and
I'm like, Okay, you're gonna laugh at this, but I
got this idea for a country song that me and
my friends have always talked about.
Speaker 9 (16:16):
And so me and my buddy we'd go out to bars.
Speaker 12 (16:19):
And when you know, when we were in our twenties
and in early thirties, and it would be like, someone
would come up to us and be like, aren't you
that one girl from that one night, from that one bar?
You know, just start All guys have these stupid things
that they say. And he was like, that's a cool
idea for the start around the song, and so we
just started working from there and talking and then we
(16:41):
finished it up going back and forth via email, believe
it or not, and then we'd get on the phone
and then we got together again for start Tank and.
Speaker 9 (16:49):
Finish it up.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Let's talk about the guitar pick for a second, because
it's a pretty brilliant idea. I play a little bit
as in I do like comedy music. But yeah, yeah,
I lose picks. Everybody loses picks all the time. Yeah,
it's if you play guitar, it's like you need it.
It's almost like a major League baseball team. You need
to have a ton of baseballs to have Again, you
need a ton of picks to have a show. So
the idea he comes in just kind of give me
(17:11):
the idea from the start.
Speaker 12 (17:12):
It's a thing called tickpit t Ikpi kid, and it
allows you to take your pick and just put it
to the bas of the guitar, right, so you're.
Speaker 9 (17:20):
Playing, you're doing whatever, and you don't need to pick,
and you.
Speaker 12 (17:23):
Just pop it on the bass of the guitar and
its sticks. And then when you have a great product
and you pull those pieces together, it was really easy
to do. They're in guitar centers that we're doing deals
with all these brands. Fun meets business and that's when
the magic happens.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
I very much associate you and Shark Tank to me.
I feel like you're what brought me to Shark Tank
to watch all of the the you know when they
show the ten episodes in a row, like I'm in
for like four of them over on like random CNBC
or where they're like, it's one of the only binge
worthy shows that I'll just sit and watch. When they
approached you with the idea, what was the approach? How
did that come station start?
Speaker 9 (18:00):
They called me up like last minute, like when you're
going to be in La. I'm like, I'm in La,
now can you come in tomorrow morning?
Speaker 12 (18:07):
As it turned out, I had gone out night before
with my buddies and I was just so hungover.
Speaker 9 (18:15):
But I had to audition and they were.
Speaker 12 (18:17):
Just pepper me with questions and scenarios and I just
cranked right through it, and the next thing you know,
I was a guest Shark.
Speaker 9 (18:24):
So this is the second season of Shark Tank.
Speaker 12 (18:27):
Jeff Foxworthy was off for three episodes as a guest,
and then I was off for three episodes as a guest.
Speaker 9 (18:32):
And the show on.
Speaker 12 (18:34):
ABC was like one time it would be on a
Tuesday night, the next time it'd be on this Sunday
night replacing Desperate Housewives when they had a night off,
and I'm like, this show is not going to last,
so just go on there.
Speaker 9 (18:45):
It's a network show.
Speaker 12 (18:46):
There's going to be a lot of people watch you
should just have fun, and so I just went for
it and just decided I was going to be aggressive
and have fun, and boom, it just started taking off
and they invited me back for season three to be
a full time Shark.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Final question is with the song which we played a
little bit of it before you came on. You know
a lot of guys will transition into country music. Is
this what we have your new career? Mark Cuban?
Speaker 2 (19:09):
You know, yeah, I.
Speaker 9 (19:11):
Wasn't going to sing. I was just gonna sit there
and bob my head.
Speaker 12 (19:14):
But I've kept on playing the song to see if
I can get in tune.
Speaker 9 (19:18):
So I actually sang on it as well. So you know,
if Kevin and I can get this one to work.
One girl won that one bar, you know whatever, I'm
ready for number two because it was fun.
Speaker 12 (19:29):
It was it was something completely different than anything I've
ever done.
Speaker 9 (19:33):
You know, I'm so used to the right brand.
Speaker 12 (19:35):
Business, business, business, business that this is just completely different.
Speaker 9 (19:38):
And so I'm game. If Kevin don't have me and
wants to do more, I'm down for sure.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Mark. Thank you for your time and we really appreciate it.
Speaker 12 (19:46):
Thanks for the interview. This is fun, Bobby. I really
appreciate thanks for having me back on again.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
All right, Mark, good to see Ityboddy, you too, ready
to take care.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
We were talking about the hot dog eating competition and
Joey chest not his back.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
He's the greatest. You can even picture him right in
your head.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Yeah, I mean he's a real life pop culture person
if amy can picture him.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
So I met him and talked with him, and so
I pulled a couple of clips, and so I asked
him what it was like to prepare for these food
eating competitions.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
It's full on, just simulated contests.
Speaker 7 (20:14):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Wow.
Speaker 11 (20:15):
Before every practice, there's a cleanse. After we practice, there's
a recovery period. And then during the recovery period, I'm
making sure my jaws and throat and there's exercises for
all that, all that stuff, and uh yeah, I put
it in, put in some serious work.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
So he does full simulated contests. So Lunchbucks, you know
how long the hot dog in competition is like ten
minutes or something?
Speaker 7 (20:35):
Yeah, something like that.
Speaker 6 (20:36):
Whatever does he does that and just like measures it
at himself, has all these exercises and then I'm like, well,
how long does it take? For you to get back
to normal and back to feeling normal after you eat
all this food.
Speaker 7 (20:46):
It takes about three days to get close to my
normal weight.
Speaker 11 (20:48):
And that's if I'm eating super clean after beyond, like
no starches and no sugar, otherwise the weight will stay
on me.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
And I wasn't sure if he was just like a
competitive guy who was good at eating food or if
he just loves food, because I think there's a difference.
And so we talked about that.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
My fiance she leaves me look at my phone. I'm
not looking at girls. I'm looking at food.
Speaker 7 (21:11):
It's like food porn is like it's real.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
I love food pretty much more than anything.
Speaker 11 (21:15):
And I love competition.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
So I got super Lucky Joey Chestnut, that's from our
Lots to Say podcast. We met him at the super
Bowl and I kind of freaked out. I was like, Wow,
is Joey Chestnut Like they're super fans too?
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Walking by.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
I was like, yeah, whatever, But Joey Chestnut, I was like,
we got to talk to Joey CHESTNUTT what are you looking.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
At his girlfriend?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I wanted to see, That's what you thought, like, what
does she look like?
Speaker 9 (21:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (21:37):
I want to see them as a couple. They're cute,
she's hot, or yeah she's cute, that's not hot. Wait
does she professionally eat too?
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Oh? Really?
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Say that's Joey Chestnut got engaged. She is a professional leader.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
I do believe. Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Ricasa another competitive eater. They got engaged before the twenty
fourteen Nathan's famous Fourth of July hot dog eating contest.
They later separated and no longer refers to herself as
Joy's fiance.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Amy.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Well, they in the clip, he said my girlfriend or fiance.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
He probably could be somebody different though true.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
When did it say they separated?
Speaker 2 (22:14):
I gotta don't care either, because this interview was February.
That's a whole different girl. Yeah, he's got a whole
different girl. Ohay, if he's listening about Joey, we're sorry, buddy.
Amy brought up a wound. That was Amy Joey. He's
probably going to retaliate. If I know Joey, there's going
to be some retaliation.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
That's the girl. If you google it and then click image,
it's only them.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Well, shout out Joey Chestnut. It's time for the good news.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
Nate Palmer, He's in Omaha, Nebraska, driving around on a road,
not on like a two lane road, a busy street
with lots of cars, and he sees something in the
middle of the road, like, what is that? It's a wallet?
So he pulls over. He's like, I'm gonna get that
wall because I know somebody needs it. There's stuff scattered
all over the road, cash, cards, I d everything, So
he picked everything up, dodging cars, gets back, looks at
(23:03):
the ID, finds the address, and returns the wallet to
a guy named Matt within thirty minutes.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Matt, that's very lucky. Here's your wallet, dude, that's very lucky.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Yeah, that's very lucky that somebody cared enough just to
get out of the car and because that's like risking
your life to.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Go into Trafford, a busy road.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
The story literally says playing Frogger with traffic, anybody under
thirty pay Morgan, you know what Froger is?
Speaker 9 (23:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:26):
I played it no way unless it was like one
of those retro games. They might have a new version. Yeah,
what's Frogger.
Speaker 8 (23:33):
Where you're trying to get to the other side of
the street.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
What would you play that on? What system? I played
it on my computer.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Oh really, was it one of those let's go back,
like let's play stupid stuff like Oregon Trail that the
idiots years ago he used to play.
Speaker 6 (23:46):
I don't.
Speaker 8 (23:47):
I think it was just like Frogger dot com and
you went to Frogger dot com and you played it.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Humhm oh, I never played Froger.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
I don't know, Amy, you don't know Frogers. I know Froger.
What on earth? I don't know kids these days?
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Amy's all right, age a great, great job, because I
know that if I lost my wallet, I'd be so
thankful if somebody gave me my wallet back.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Good story, Thank you, lunchbox.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Do you think he gets that paid back to him
at some point, if not by the guy, but by
the earth, you.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Would hope, so the heavens.
Speaker 10 (24:17):
But I've done a couple of good things in my
life and I haven't been repaid.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Really got it, lunchbos. Do you hear the part where
he said the cash to he gave it all back?
Speaker 10 (24:24):
I did hear that, And within thirty minutes, that's crazy
fast turned a pizza.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
All right, there you go. That's what it's all about.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
That was telling me something good over to Amy with
the morning corny, the Mourning Corny.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
What protest by a group of dogs occurred in seventeen
seventy two?
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Well, you're stretching us here.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
What protest by a group of dogs happened in seventeen
seventy two?
Speaker 4 (24:50):
The Boston flee party?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
That was the morning.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
You learned something?
Speaker 11 (25:01):
You know?
Speaker 4 (25:01):
The Boston tea party was in seventeen seventy two. Okay, no, yeah,
but dogs instead of tea, it's flea.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
What do you think the most played sport is in America?
Most played sport football, baseball? Well, no, you can't pick
all the sports. You have to pick a sport one
of those two. Pick one. Whoever gets it I give
I have a pile of cash here. I'll give somebody
a dollar if you get it. Most played sport in America.
Your guess is you can guess her sport? But lunchbox soccer,
(25:28):
eddie golf, morgan basketball. The most played sport in America
is cornhole?
Speaker 2 (25:39):
My sport?
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (25:41):
I think it's a competition. You gotta throw something. It's
not a sport. Cornhole is the most played sport in America.
So nobody wins a dollar. It's sport. They hear you.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
I can listen to your argument. No, I cared, but
I'm gonna go cornhole is a sport. It's basically got
a ball stop that's basically a ball, and you're throwing
it at some think in a hole.
Speaker 10 (26:01):
No athletic ability to play corn that takes precisions, and
so does cornball and golf.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
You hit a little ball somewhere cornhall, you're throwing a
little bag.
Speaker 6 (26:12):
Into a hole. I'm not saying it's like the hardest
sport to play. Oh my gosh, it's hard to get
good at it.
Speaker 10 (26:18):
If someone came up to me, goes, I played a sport, man,
I played corn cornhole player, you're not a sport.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
You have an activity. I think you know I go
corn holes a sport. No, there's a chance I think
it's a sport. It's on ESPN.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Yeah, yeah, the championship is who cares.
Speaker 10 (26:34):
That doesn't mean yes me, it'll put anything on because they.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Don't have enough programs, programs. Okay, Grandma, I.
Speaker 7 (26:42):
Mean I can't believe you guys think that's a sport.
Speaker 9 (26:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
I'm gonna go with the corner hole as a sport. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's a hort as chip would say, yeah, yeah, Ray.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
If I were to say Carrie Underwood, what reality show
did you come from?
Speaker 7 (26:57):
Idol?
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Correct? American Idol?
Speaker 3 (26:59):
That'd be sure to say American Idol because I don't
want lunchbox fighting with you about the rules.
Speaker 6 (27:03):
Okay, American Idol. Thank you take this very seriously. I'm
betting on you here.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
I'm gonna give you ten reality stars and you tell
me what reality show made them famous?
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Should be easy? Ready? Yes? Nicole Richie, Nicole Richie.
Speaker 6 (27:21):
At the Paris Hilton Chick Nicole Richie in an answer
simple life correct? One for one. Harry Styles, Harry Styles Overseas.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
A g T No, The X Factor UK? Yeah, X
Factor UK. Next up, Julianne Huff.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
That is Dancing with the Stars correct, ye, like his
voice is changing.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Number four is Miranda Lambert? What reality show she on?
This was definitely a smaller one. It's gonna be tough
to try and think of the name. I don't know
a lot of facts about it, but it was something like.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Give me.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
The lyric, no Nashville Star. That'd be a great title,
though the lyric lyrics might have been a show. It's
not right, no concept, you have a title then all right,
theovon Theovonne. That is very simple because he is best
friends with Will Kirby. Will Kirby was on Big Brother,
(28:42):
and Will Kirby always talked about theo Von being on
Survivor Road Rolls.
Speaker 6 (28:49):
Yeah, I think that one's gonna get him. Are we
sure that wasn't on a celeb version? But it's road
Rolls first? Like what made him?
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Family? Got it? Got it? Morgan Wallen wall in.
Speaker 6 (29:03):
American Idol The Voice, Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
With like long.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
But I'm sure I have seen them at some point.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
I just, you know, forgotten Cardi B Cardi B.
Speaker 6 (29:17):
I had heard that she was an entertainer before getting famous,
singing an actual TV show. Not anyone in particular comes
to mind, so I would say, see you think you
can dance? Love and Hip Hop New York. Okay, number eight,
(29:38):
we're struggling. Yeah, it's pretty bad. Lauren Conrad, I know
that one. I'm not having to give the history because
last time I do that, I.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Got it wrong.
Speaker 6 (29:47):
Lauren Conrad originally is from Laguna Beach, then was on
the hills, So your answer is Laguna be correct. Next up,
Bethany Frankel. Bethany Frankel. That is not even the name
(30:08):
of the city, even though I know it Real Housewives?
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Correct? What city would you have said?
Speaker 7 (30:15):
New York?
Speaker 6 (30:16):
Correct? And finally give me Bravo baby Alanis Morsett, oh.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Man Atlantis boors Set. He's a Cali girl. I always
heard those stories of her being in La. Something that
films out there.
Speaker 6 (30:33):
Some of the people I always hear clips about how
she was at these La parties.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
I feel like she lived out there. It had to
have been something.
Speaker 6 (30:39):
Uh, Idyl Star Search.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
She's Canadian, by the way, but she was on Star
Sars for Idol and.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Oh that's tough. But he sounded so confident though, Yeah,
yeah he did, Eddie, how would you have done?
Speaker 5 (30:56):
Probably about the same or I want to guess the
lyric on like six of them. That's a great name lyric. Okay,
bring in lunchbox. Don't tell him how many Ray got Amy.
I'll give you fifty cents right now if you just
take to take the money. Okay, that way you don't
have to bet on lunch I'll say fifty cents. Sure, No,
why would you take that deal? It's fifty cents? Play
(31:18):
the game?
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (31:19):
I thought, Well, because I don't have a dollar.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Oh man, truth comes out. I was like, why would
you agree to that. That's not good for the bank.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
I'll bring a dollar. You said I could bring it,
but I'm like, well, this just makes it easier.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
You got to go to the bank. Lunchbox, I'll give you.
The celebrity was so funny.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Tell me what reality or competition show they got their
first start on.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Okay, okay, yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
If I were to say, as example, Carrie Underwood, you
would say American Idol.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Correct, not a point. Oh, I don't even.
Speaker 7 (31:45):
Think about that in reality show ready?
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Okay? Oh man, Nicole Richie, The Simple Life? Correct, Harry Styles.
Speaker 7 (31:58):
Oh, Britain's Got Talent?
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Incorrect, Britain's X factor X factor crap.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Now, dude, go hard because you want to show them
that you were I don't need to hesitate. Yeah, just
go No, No, he wants to show people what he's
made of. He's gonna go to go hard hard. Next up,
Julianne Huff.
Speaker 10 (32:20):
Uh, julian Huff is Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Correct, and you a fat little faster? Okay, I'm sorry
I couldn't get really beat. Miranda Lambert. Oh, Miranda Lambert
is next Top Star the lyric.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
What is that? It's a great show man, It's one
of the best shows that I've never even heard of it. No,
it's Nashville Star. Hey, slow down close? Oh that was
roll rules correct, Morgan Wallen the voice. Correct.
Speaker 7 (33:00):
But he didn't make it, did he?
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Yeah? He made it on TV? Oh he did?
Speaker 10 (33:03):
Okay, Cardi B. Cardi B was on a reality show. Uh,
Cardi B was on The Real Love and Hip Hop? Correct,
go away?
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Have you seen that? Never seen it?
Speaker 7 (33:19):
I've seen reviews.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Okay, Lauren Conrad, she was on, Oh, which one was first?
Speaker 6 (33:27):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Se incorrect?
Speaker 3 (33:31):
That's fiction Beach Beach Bethany, Bethany, Now go hard, Bethany Frankel,
The Real Housewives. Correct, I give it to your You
don't need the city, thank you. Alanis Moore said, huh
uh Star search correct?
Speaker 2 (33:50):
What you knew that? No, but that Cara, You're actually
part of a lot in lay. Guy, I know what's up?
He did good? He did good. You think you won? Yeah,
he's the reality show champ for sure. You think you won?
How many think?
Speaker 9 (34:05):
Great?
Speaker 6 (34:05):
Guy?
Speaker 3 (34:06):
Three?
Speaker 2 (34:06):
You got four? You got seven?
Speaker 13 (34:08):
Wake up?
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Wake up in the mall.
Speaker 14 (34:15):
And it turn radio and the Dodgers keeps on tready, lunchbox,
more game two Steve bred and it's trying to put
you through fog.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
He's running this week's next bit. The Bobby's on the box,
so you know what this.
Speaker 9 (34:37):
The Bobby ball.
Speaker 6 (34:38):
So so Morgan says that she saw the bigger thighs
you have as a dude, the longer you live.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Why is that?
Speaker 12 (34:48):
So?
Speaker 4 (34:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 15 (34:49):
It was just a new study that came out and
they said, hey, if you got big dies, there's this
guy talking on Instagram big di Okay, professional, what does.
Speaker 6 (34:59):
That even mean?
Speaker 7 (34:59):
A matter professional?
Speaker 2 (35:00):
He's a doctor. Ware. I didn't get the whole.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
Background, guys.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
I just so I'm talking about.
Speaker 8 (35:05):
It, and it said a medical professional says, there's a
new study out and if the bigger thighs you have,
the longer you're going to live because it's about your
muscle mass.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
Okay, So three bros. Oh, we're going to measure our thighs.
Oh man, thickness of them? Lunch box you're up fresh, Yeah,
go to the stage. Morgan's going to measure your thighs.
And this is going to be does Morgan want to
do this?
Speaker 2 (35:26):
That's our idea. She had the tape measure with her.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
Who knew there was a correlation with thighs and mortality?
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, medical profession, insta everything.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
It's a thing.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
Okay, what'd you google?
Speaker 4 (35:39):
Googled big thighs and you live longer? Question mark yes,
and it says an overview is yes, there is evidence
suggesting that larger thighs, particularly in terms of muscle mass
and circumference, may be associated with a longer life expectancy
and reduce risk of certain diseases.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
So Morgan comfortable doing this or do you want Mike
to do? It's up to you. I'll let Morgan do it.
I don't don't do anything fishing there.
Speaker 4 (36:02):
Let me see the measuring thing. Okay, it's soft.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
It's a softest.
Speaker 4 (36:07):
I thought it was.
Speaker 7 (36:08):
It'll suck.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
It sounded like the met and.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
I was like, okay, lunchbox, you're up and you can flex.
Speaker 7 (36:16):
Where do you want me to go?
Speaker 2 (36:18):
All right, he's got pretty good thighs.
Speaker 4 (36:20):
At what point you need to make sure you're the
same spot on each.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
All right? Yeah, lunch you got pretty solid thies. Yeah
I didn't think that. I didn't either.
Speaker 10 (36:28):
Outdide I mean that's all right. You guys aren't looking
at my legs. That's a good sign.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
I think they were just saying, because your arms, yes,
any attacks arms.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
She was like, I think because your arms are so small,
they thought your legs.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
Yeah, he doesn't lift weights.
Speaker 6 (36:44):
I do not.
Speaker 7 (36:44):
That's a true statement.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
That's just kind of a backhanded.
Speaker 7 (36:49):
It's a backhanded like you're a skinny.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
No, she was like, they didn't expect your legs to
be large because you're struggle here.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
But he runs any plays soccer and soccer is.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
The girl thought, what do you got, Morgan?
Speaker 3 (37:03):
Yeah, I don't whoa twenty one size for lunchboks.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Hey lunch impressive, that's what she said. Keep on, Edie,
you're up all right.
Speaker 7 (37:13):
Here I go, hey, oh you got to take thickness
for jeans.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
That's that's at two inches two inches? I don't think so,
but here we go. If she goes what if we
all go pantless?
Speaker 7 (37:24):
I don't know what I was thinking.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
I don't think I'm gonna win this man, And I
think you got solitized. I think you're the thicker of
all three of us though generally really like like just
body mask. Yeah, like the gut.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
And you said I had back in a couplements.
Speaker 13 (37:41):
You guys are tied twenty one inches.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
And they have to re measure you too then to
get specific tied. Okay, wow, okay, all right, I'm going on.
I come in wearing sweats and jeans because I know
the time.
Speaker 4 (37:57):
I'm not wearing You're like Joey on friends. Could I
be wearing any more clothes?
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
It's time to measure my thighs. We were we twenty
one I'll probably the smallest. Well, don't go around the cargoes.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Okay, what do you what do.
Speaker 7 (38:12):
You happen when you're in an angle?
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Buckets?
Speaker 7 (38:14):
You were in jeans, but your angle, yeah, your angle's
a little weird.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
You were in jeans, bro, you got cargo pockets. Dude,
what's in there? Amma touching you? A little weird?
Speaker 15 (38:24):
Okay, So tighter tighter, guys, So we didn't yell tighter
on you inches it as much as it can go.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
My circulations. My heart's pumping in my leg.
Speaker 7 (38:34):
You fall over, You're turning purple.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Right under twenty two inches? So no when Yeah, dude,
I have the greatest thighs in America.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
Wow, so you're going to live longer than Eddie and Lunchwock's.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Going to measure arms next, you gonna measure other things?
Speaker 4 (38:48):
Yes, yeah, Morgan's like, now, okay, so.
Speaker 7 (38:54):
How long is Bobby gonna live longer than you?
Speaker 2 (38:57):
But I think we could have we could have guessed
that even before this whole measurement. You could don't drink.
You don't know.
Speaker 4 (39:04):
I don't want to go a be the bearer of
bad news.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
But don't change the bit now. I'm not I'm not
anyone twenty one from below dying the next month.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
It is the thicker thighs could lead to a longer life. However,
a study published in the British Medical Journal I found
that the thigh circumference needed to be around twenty three
points six inches.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
It we're all dead. You guys are dying way sooner
though you're almost there.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Oh my bad, my bad.
Speaker 4 (39:30):
You gotta keep reading.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
I never started reading.
Speaker 4 (39:33):
I did, I did?
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (39:35):
Okay, twenty three point six means that you're a higher
risk of premature death.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
We're good, okay, like a sweet spot.
Speaker 4 (39:44):
Spot like y'all look thick but not too thick.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Yeah, yeah, take your word for it. And that means
on the most masculine one in the room.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Though, Yeah, yeah, yeah, nice boy, always win my little
ladies over there, a little thighs.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
How do you feel? How do you feel being in
little less masculine than me? I'm not sure how real
Bobby Bone show up today.
Speaker 10 (40:06):
This story comes us from California. Two roommates were moving
apartments about fifteen miles apart from each other, and they
had a mattress they needed to move.
Speaker 13 (40:15):
They didn't have a truck. All they had was a
little car.
Speaker 10 (40:18):
You know what, I will just throw it on top
and tie a bed sheet to it.
Speaker 13 (40:21):
So they're driving down the highway.
Speaker 10 (40:23):
Bed sheet starts ripping, so he's like, hey, unbuckle your
seat belt, hang out the window, and hold.
Speaker 13 (40:28):
The mattress down.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
That'll do it.
Speaker 10 (40:30):
So he slowed down to about fifteen miles an hour
with his buddy holding on to the mattress when they
got pulled over by police.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
I'm looking at it, desperate, huh. The problem is the
physics of it.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
Wind big wide area of a mattress, and even if
you're doing twenty five miles an hour, that wins under it,
so it's almost impossible to keep it down without straps
on all four corners.
Speaker 11 (40:54):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
Yeah, they probably just should have went and got some bungies,
because you can bunge through the top of your car,
like you can bunge you all the way around and
go through the car if you're just going fifteen miles.
Speaker 9 (41:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (41:05):
This takes me back to my days at Sam's Club
when sixty four sixteen and there was this people that
got a box spring and a mattress and this guy
Brian's like, hey, don't worry, I's a boy scout.
Speaker 13 (41:14):
I'll tie it on for you. Gets up there with
all the twine, ties it on.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Twine is mistake number one.
Speaker 13 (41:20):
Well that's what they gave us this car.
Speaker 10 (41:21):
Guys, we're not supposed to were allowed to give the
customers twine. We weren't supposed to tie it down ourselves.
But Brian's like, I'm a boy scout. And twenty minutes
later they came back They're like, uh, our mattresses are
on the highway, man.
Speaker 6 (41:32):
Oh no.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
We moved one to a truck up I thirty in Arkansas,
and we thought we had it all the way down
and the wind got under it in the backseat of
the truck.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Blowed off onto the interstate. Oh, we watched it.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
In the air, and then we watched cars dodge it,
and luckily there was no accident. We drove back through
from the rock back down to Arkadelphia and we saw
it on the side of the road. It had been
run over abut a hundred times. We never went back
for it. Oh really it was dead. Yeah, no, it
was gone.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
That mattress are tough, man.
Speaker 13 (41:58):
I'm lunchbox that year head story of the day.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
So when you think about tipping, and they ask bartenders
and servers what jobs are the absolute worst tippers? What
profession do you think tips the worst? If you had
to pick one, go ahead, lunchbox lawyers.
Speaker 10 (42:20):
Why they're just tight and greedy and they want all
that money for themselves.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
Okay, lunchboxes, lawyers, Amy doctors okay, why they have a
lot of loans to pay off? Oh okay, reasoning fair
eddie anything.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
Construction workers okay, why just cash is hard to come by, man, Okay.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
Everybody had their reasons. The top of the pyramid on
worst tippers, according to bartenders and servers, are lawyers and doctors.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
Nailed it.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
They are hands down the worst tippers. And I don't
know if it's for the reasons you guys said, because
lunch box you said they're greedy and over themselves.
Speaker 6 (43:00):
And doctors they have a lot of loans, a lot
of loans got it coming in? Next were teachers o
it and musicians.
Speaker 4 (43:09):
Well, we don't pay teachers enough, so that's why.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
What do you think the biggest tippers.
Speaker 4 (43:13):
Are people that work in the service industry.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
Amen number one service industry waiter, Bartender's hairstylists, restaurant managers.
Because they have to live by it, they also give
it by it. But that's from bartender dot com. That's
pretty interesting. Hey, we're done with the show today. We
will see you guys soon.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Buy everybody.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
Lobby Bones The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced
and sang by read Yarberry. You can find his instagram
at read Yarberry, Scuba Steve Executive producer, RAYMONDO, Head of Production.
I'm Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank
you for listening to the podcast.
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Lunchbox
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Morgan Huelsman
Raymundo
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