Bobby watched Summerslam over the weekend and Amy roasted him for it. Amy was given a commercial from a client she loves. But there was one particular line that made her feel awkward. She brought it to us and we helped her work through it. A show member revealed why they will NEVER get a massage again after a traumatic experience. We help them work through their trauma. Amy gave an update on the couch she felt bad selling without letting people know her cat peed on it twice. We drafted Terrible things that start with T after randomly drawing the letter.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Transmitting show Aliza, hope you had a great weekend. Welcome
to Monday show more in a studio wanting, So they.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Asked Amy to do a commercial. What was the client?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
So it's for Audible and sometimes we get scripts where
you have the ability to say it how you want
to say it, or other times it's highlighted and there's
a text that says highlighted verbatim and the entire script
is highlighted, so there's.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
No no wiggle room.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
And what was weird about it?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Will you mean to just read it to you see
if you thin?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah, Okay, don't do the whole thing though, shure it's
a sixty.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Second No, I'll read the line and I'm going to
had and submitted it without the part I'm telling you about.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
I just left that out so they.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
May get it and be like this highlighted verbatim.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
But I'll be like, Okay.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Audible's Romance collection has something to satisfy every side of you, because.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
You can't be pinned down unless you want to be.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
It's about romance. Yeah, well it does say satisfied to
in the beginning.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah, yeah, read it soldier.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Okay, Well, no sultry I mean, but if five times
the amount to read a sultry or you do it?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Okay, good, give it run.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Audible's romance collection has something to satisfy every emphasis.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Oh my gosh, weird health.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
That's that's how they want.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
You to do it.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
No, I think they shouldant me to read normal. No
they don't. No, they're trying to sell to women. They're
hoping women go download these romanticies.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
They're called romanticies. Yeah, okay, go ahead, Audibles.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Audible's romance collection has something to satisfy every side of
you because you can't be pinned down unless you want
to be and unless you want to be parentheses. You know, well,
that's the part I just did this. Audible's romance collection
has something to satisfy.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Every side because.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Into the rest of the commercial, I just didn't put
unless you want to be because then now I'm been playing, like.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
What's the line again?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Do you want to be pinned down?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yeah, that's what they want. It's romance. Give me the line.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Audible's romance collection has something to satisfy every side of
you because you can't be.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Pen it's too much. I need to say the first line.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
The first line or the pin down satisfy part.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Okay, Audible's romance collection has something to satisfy every side
of you.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Audibles Romance Department, what is it? I can't remember it.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Audible's romance collection, thank You, has something to satisfy every
side of you.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Audible's romance collection has something to satisfy every side of you,
because you can't be pinned down unless you want to be.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
What's you deal with the word satisfy?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
You don't think they put that in there for that reason.
That's exactly why that one is in that line.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I know, But I just don't think I would put
the emphasis on satisfyed.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Well, that's why I mean maybe penned no.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
No.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Satisfy is definitely a word they want for emphasis.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Are you sure they don't want to emphasize collection.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Everyone loves a good love story an Audible romance collection? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Or what about every.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Every one loves a good love story? Yeah? I think
they won't come back. I think they'll be happy with
what you gave them. But I think that's the satisfy
and unless you want to be is all the same,
Like they want that everyone loves a good.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Love I don't think they want me to change.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
No extra breathing, but.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Like you're waking up in the morning, but it also
feels like you also might be in like a stat
of seduction. How does she go from like the regular
part two sluid?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
No, you just start slowed down. Oh, the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Everyone loves a good love story. In Audible's romance collection
has something to satisfy every side of you. Because you
can't be pinned down unless you want to be. That's
the whole commercial us.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
I feel like I probably could say that was like
a little laugh or something.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Oh no, there's that's no laughing matter.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
I mean serious, No, it could be like unless you
want to be.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
I just feel like they wanted me.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
To talk normal good boy to your thoughts on that.
They may come back on it because they want a
little more emphasis on some of those words.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Because they're trying to.
Speaker 7 (04:51):
They're trying to get you to want to read into it,
and they pay you as an influencer to influence people
to want to check it out.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
And with a flat read, it doesn't really inspire me
to want.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
To check it out.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yeah, there's reason they put the or satisfying.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
They want more romance.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
They want to emphasize being pinned down.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah, yeah, and yes and at the end, but if
you want to be pinned down, but yeah, you don't
have to be or it could have been like because
you can't be pinned down unless that's your thing. Like
that could have that could have been it. It doesn't matter,
but they wanted that. Should we just have Bobby read
it and turn that in instead? Yes, send them this
version right here? Okay, would you turn the music down?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Ray, let's go.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Everyone loves a good love story. An Audible's romance collection
has something to satisfy every side of you. Because you
can't be pinned down unless you want to be the
biggest influencer now.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
And then you lost pause pause, pause, unless you want
to be pregnant.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Pause.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Well we'll see what they say. I mean, I did.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
The scripts the way I did it. I mean it
just like made a little modification.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, you're saying everybody loves a good love story.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Room for everybody.
Speaker 8 (06:07):
Gavin Adcock did a TikTok and someone broke into his
truck and could have been a few people, could have
been one hundred people.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
But I thought this is very funny. Play it my truck.
Speaker 9 (06:16):
Got broken into last night and they didn't take a
single thing. So the top three suspects are Zack Brian,
Beyonce slash, Beyonce's fan base, and Uh Nickelback's bump sound dude.
But anyhow, I don't give a rats and UH turn
down the lights drops next Friday eight eight, see y'all.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
This dude's hilarious.
Speaker 8 (06:41):
So he has a new song coming out Friday. But
here's a hook of a song called Never Call Again.
His windows were taped over with a trash bag and
if we walked through them, it could have been Zack
Bryan because he called out Zach Brian because Zach Brian
wouldn't stop and sign some stuff after our show. He
then called up Beyonce was like that ain't country, and
(07:02):
all his fans, all her fans came after him. And
then he called out Nickelback sound guy because he got
in a fight with a Nickelback sound guy. Maybe the
last weekend, My times are a little blurry, is that
last weekend, Mike? Last weekend because Nickelback sound guy was
kicking his dad out of the sound booth. So the
guy's always got something to say.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I'm a fan I'm a fan of like what he
does on social media more than I do like his music.
But although I like his music too, But yeah, Jelly
Roll also was a big part of my weekend because
I watched Summer Slam and he wrestled in Summer Slam,
and you know what, did a pretty good job for
someone who's not a wrestler.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Did a really good job.
Speaker 8 (07:35):
And I saw some people going after him because they're like,
he braced before he you know, got slammed.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yeah, no, crap, he's not a professional wrestler.
Speaker 8 (07:43):
Like Logan Paul came jumping off the ring because Jelly
Roll was on a table outside of the ring, and
Logan Paul is standing up on a pole and jumps
and does like a frog splash.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
What does that sound like to a frog slash?
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Oh, I'm picturing like like your legs are spread out
in your arms, like you know, you sleep like a frog.
Speaker 8 (07:59):
So he tucks in and then goes out wide. Okay,
splashes on jelly Roll on a table. But Jelly Roll
was actually really good at this whole storyline. But here's
a clip of that. Go ahead, I could tire now.
Speaker 10 (08:13):
Jelly Roll, who's just knocked out cold. Wait, he's out cold.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Climb into the top.
Speaker 11 (08:20):
Welcome right post, tostens a pod.
Speaker 10 (08:24):
There's your fever wall.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Throw jelly roll, throw the announce table.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Oh wait, what let his say he's out cold?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
He was out cold.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
He had just been beat up, but he wasn't.
Speaker 10 (08:40):
Yes, yes, okay, I know, I know.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Sorry, it's just hard for me to I'm not.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Nobody thinks it's real. Not a single person.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Those announcers are pretty into it.
Speaker 10 (08:49):
He's all cold, he's out And.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Then when people are acting, should they be like in
a movie, should it be like I know, I know.
Speaker 10 (08:53):
Hey, these people are just doing lines they learned on
a piece of paper. I know. I have to get in.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
You're such a This is like an adult little like
I wish I would have been there this weekend.
Speaker 10 (09:05):
A play.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
It's like a play. It's like theater.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
If you mix theater with professional football.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
They're thespians.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
They're good. Yeah, they're actors, but they're also elite athletes.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
So you think the announcers are like, he's all cold.
They're like, no, he's not.
Speaker 10 (09:17):
He's all cool because they're actors too. Yeah, it is.
Speaker 8 (09:21):
They're not calling out the I can't believe we still
have haters who do hell in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
If you watched it, you would be like, these are
the greatest ATHLETs I believe.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Yes, they're athletic.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Not athletic.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
No, no, no, I'd put them up there more than
professional football players know they have to be more athletic.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
It's not even really so much about them. It's about
the fans.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Like you, as an adult man, you're into watching other
adult men.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Act, And don't you watch adult women act?
Speaker 10 (09:48):
And in movies?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
No, even like the reality shows they're all acting.
Speaker 10 (09:53):
Yeah, like real.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Housewives all set up? Yes, yes, and movies, but this
is that. Okay, you're such loser.
Speaker 10 (10:00):
Right now he's out cold.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Oh no, he's climbing up to the top and he's
gonna frog him.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
He's gonnag. You made that up. And right now you're
really irritate me. A sorry, I watched both nights. I
watch both nights.
Speaker 10 (10:14):
No, it's cute, summer, it's cute.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
It's cute. John Cena loss last night, he lost, he did,
He lost to Cody Rhodes and then brock lesnar came out.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
At the end.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
It's gotta suck when they get the script and they
realize they're the loser and they have to lose. I mean,
I guess they're still getting paid a lot, so whatever.
I mean, they're laughing all the way to the bank.
Speaker 8 (10:32):
So are they laughing all the way to the they
A saying from nineteen seventy eight.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
A fan of wrestling since nineteen seventy eight.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I love wrestling.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
I know you do it and adult it's nostalgic. I
think it's because as a kid. As a kid, you
probably thought it was real.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I can't believe you're being such a wrestling hitter right now.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
I ask you this.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Do you do you watch television shows that are fiction,
complete fiction? Yes, and they're not real and you know that.
Speaker 10 (10:56):
But I know these aren't y'all are living out your
like I know these aren't real.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
There's no there's no one part of me who thinks
this is really.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
You're a kid and you have your figurines and they're
all playing Heather at all I know, and you're like, oh,
he's how cold?
Speaker 4 (11:08):
And you're playing that like this is this is just
brought to life for you.
Speaker 8 (11:12):
It's not.
Speaker 10 (11:12):
It's nostalgic.
Speaker 8 (11:13):
Yes, it is a fictional storyline that we feel and
some women do too.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
So I'm not trying to know you're the one this
episode because I'm talking.
Speaker 8 (11:21):
It's a fictional storyline that we can follow and it
hits all of our stimulus points.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
We like fighting, we like action.
Speaker 8 (11:31):
We can follow like a soap opera type situation without
it being a soap opera.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
The drama. Yeah, all that, he's how cold, like Jellyroll's
just laying there.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
He's like, don't move, don't move, You're how cold.
Speaker 8 (11:45):
Well, people will give him a hard time because right
when because he's probably Logan Paal probably was fifteen feet
in the air when he landed on him.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I mean it had to hurt for sure, and.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
He got he like braced and got tight before Logan
hit him.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
I would be so nervous when he landed on me, ip.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Because it like like that's what I'm picturing. I'm laying
there and then someone and I'm like nervous too, and
then they flop right.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
On my stomach.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Maybe there's just the age that I'm at, like I'm
constantly having to worry about me.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
These people get really hurt, I know, I know by choice,
not by choice. They don't get hurt by choice. It's
like saying an NFL player gets hurt.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
By choice, right, you're putting yourself in a compromising position,
like you have a dangerous job.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Yes, that's also for entertain.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Anyway, Jal did a great job. I'm sure he did
the next five minutes.
Speaker 8 (12:30):
I don't like you, and I hope everybody out there
enjoyed Summer Slam like you watch it?
Speaker 10 (12:34):
Oh yeah, I watched both nights.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
It's great.
Speaker 10 (12:35):
It was amazing. I've never been more offended. I know,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
I'm so she likes similar things. She's just holding it
against us because she.
Speaker 10 (12:45):
Thinks we think it's really I know what you can
be like? Oh real, I like them.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
I like you Tall, I like salt Lake that because.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
That's real drama.
Speaker 10 (12:53):
I mean, I don't think they're acting.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
So I don't think they're acting that.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
She every Grandpa, every reality show.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
They put them in situations and then allowed them to
that's the same thing.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Okay, we're done, you guys.
Speaker 8 (13:06):
You can call us eight seven seven seventy seven Bobby.
You can go over to our social media pages and
you can put on their amy as a hater hashtag game.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
He's a hater and jelly Roll. Great job, buddy.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Well that I agree with jelly Roll.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Great job.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
You didn't see it, yeah, but I can tell, but
you can tell.
Speaker 10 (13:22):
I heard her.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
He was really out cold.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Okay, it's anonymous, anonymous sin Bo.
Speaker 12 (13:33):
There's a question to Hello.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Bobby Bones. I was dating this guy for six months.
Things were great until I found out he's married. He
claimed they were basically separated and we're just co parenting
under one roof. I broke it off immediately, but now
I'm wondering if I should reach out to his wife
and let her know what he's been doing. What do
you think signed accidentally side chick, Well, I don't think
(14:03):
I would have believed them once I heard they lived
in the same house.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Still, I think to.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Everybody else who's listening who might be going through something
like this, I do believe that some people can be
separated and not divorced, But basically separated is different because
that means you're really not separated. Right, Basically separated means well,
if you a little more, were really separated, but we're not.
Unless you're really separated, you're not separated.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Because some people could be separated, like you're saying, like
we're separated because of the kids.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
We live under the same roof. We don't even share
a room.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Oh, I don't even think living under the same roof. Well,
sometimes people do that because I hear you don't date them.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
No, Well I know, I'm just saying. I'm just saying, don't.
If they're living with their spouse or ex spouse, do
not date them.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Yeah, line drawn right there.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Secondly, if they're basically separated or basically divorced, they're not.
So everybody out there that is possibly.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Affected by this, they're not. So don't.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
But the question is would you tell the wife? And
my answer would be no. Wise man once said GTFO
it just disappear.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Yeah, not my monkey's, not my circus.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Not machili, my beans. Yea, all that works.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Get out, you're done. He's probably a loser and was
lying to you. Just be done with it because you're
gonna bring drama back into your life that you really
don't deserve to be in. Now, does that make you
a bad person for not telling the wife? No, me
thinks the wife already knows. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
And if they're basically separated, then saying I don't think.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
They're basically basically so yeah, what we learned here anything
basically is not really And secondly, don't date anybody's still
living with a partner because they're probably not telling you
the truth that's really happening in the house. And also
just just just go no need to reach out to
the wife, eliminate that part of your life. That season
(16:02):
is over, move on to the next one. That would
be my advice there. You don't deserve what would come
from that. That's it.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Close it up. We got this voicemail from a listener.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Hit that and maybe you should try to mix it
up a little bit instead of.
Speaker 13 (16:14):
Doing like awesome things to start with whatever letter, try
like terrible things that start with tea or.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Sad things that start with W. Mix it up a
little bit. It's some other emotions going in there. Love
the show, guys, great idea. We love your feedback and suggestions.
So we're gonna do terrible things that start with the
letter We're gonna spin the wheel whatever it lands on,
spin the wheel, terrible things that start with the letter
(16:42):
T T. Now I'm out, I finish last in the
last one. So RAYMONDO, you'll go first. I'll give you
fifteen seconds and I'll just vamp for a second. Terrible
Things that start with the letter T, as in table
Terrible things to start with Tea. Ray will go first.
It will be a snake draft, so whoever goes last
(17:03):
goes first. The second round, raymond.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
O over to you.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Thanks to my buddy Lunchbox for this one. Tuberk your losis,
solid Ray, That is so rude.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Okay, terrible things.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Let's start with the letter T.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Let's go to Lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (17:19):
I had one of these hit my neighborhood. It's a
lot of neighborhoods. A tornado.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Oh good one. Oh yeah, Morgan.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Terrible things, Let's start with the letter T.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I really hate.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
When this happens to me. It's a toothache.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Oh toothache. Toothaches are so annoying. Eddie, over to you,
drafting Terrible things to start with Tea. No one wants
to hear this. Technical difficulties.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Oh that's pretty good. I don't know how to play
about like it.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Amy ticks, Oh go.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Away?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Did you that one saved up immediately?
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Yeah? That was my first one.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Dang, that's good.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Okay, so now we go backward for round two.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Amy have tics? What are you adding?
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Traffic ticket.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Oh, ticket is good. I'm saying nothing else. I don't
want to be amy and like yell step out. I'm
gonna wait till the end. That's a good one, okay, Eddie.
I think this starts with a T. Give me tsunami.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Oh, okay, got it in the news.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Tsunami, Morgan.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
I don't think I'm very good at the bad ones,
but I'm gonna go with tonightas.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Tonight is or tetanus.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
You can do all the above, but tonight.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Yeah, I know that because a heverd Togo. That's tough.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
I only people know what that is.
Speaker 7 (18:51):
I had no idea lunchbox man, this is gonna affect
half the population. But it's terrible. If your husband gets this,
you are in trouble. Testicular cancer. Wow, it's a great one,
bad man. Yeah to a sea in there too. Raymonda
(19:13):
Tommy ache. Cute RAYMONDO. You have tuberculosis and Tommy ache.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Yeah. I going with the health ailments? Yeah, what else
you have? Sticking with the health concerns?
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Morgan? Had this one. Appreciate it. Turf toe okay, oh.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Yeah, lunchbox tornado and test ticulo cancer.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Gosh, that's good lunchbox. Yeah, I'm gonna go with.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Oh Man trained derailment.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
I mean that's so bad.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Yeah, guys, I.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
I am not very good at the bad one. I'm
gonna go tea.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
What's wrong with this one?
Speaker 10 (19:58):
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Bad day.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
No, this is good.
Speaker 6 (20:00):
This is good, Eddie, this is good. I'm gonna go
with turbulence because it is good.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Good Amy final one.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Yeah, test in school, test in school.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Okay, this is good.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Amy has tics, traffic, tickets and tests in school. And
he has technical difficulties tsunamis and turbulence that Morgan has toothache,
tonightis and tied.
Speaker 7 (20:20):
I hey, at least it kind of goes together.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
You know, I think lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Just my opinion. I think he wins this one.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Tornado testicular cancer and trained to reilment, and Ray has
turf toe, tummy ache and tuberculosiso ID pick terrorists, oh
and out of pick taxes.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Those are the first one.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Those are good.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
But I finished last, so don't believe me. Those were good.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Okay, go to Bobbybones dot com and vote, go vote,
all right, thank you, It's time for the good news
latch box.
Speaker 7 (20:53):
Sixty three year old Andrews sitting on the couch watching
some TV when is two legged pup Champ starts jumping
on his chest. Boom boom boom. He's like, man, I
do have some pain in my chest. Something's wrong.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
He's like, honey, call nine one one, there's something.
Speaker 10 (21:09):
Wrong with me.
Speaker 7 (21:10):
Champ is jumping on my chest. It hurts really bad.
Goes to the hospital. He was having a severe heart
attack because he was having an artery blocked.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
They call that the widow maker.
Speaker 7 (21:20):
Luckily for him, Champ jumped on his chest, alerted him saying, hey, man,
something's wrong.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Get to the hospital.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Was that ass service dog?
Speaker 7 (21:27):
No, Champ is just a dog that was born with
two legs. Was gonna be euthanized because it was rejected
by its mom. Two legs and they said, no, no, no, no,
hold on, will adopt it. We'll adopt it. So they
adopted it seven years ago and it's their loving companion.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Saved his life. Old dog.
Speaker 7 (21:43):
I thought he was a big dog. Too little one
look schwalwa and what's crazy is uh? A few years
ago he alerted an old guy to brain cancer. Huh,
that's you all I did?
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (21:54):
It says, including a past brain cancer diagnosis.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
With the help of Champ. Let me know, I have it.
This might the coolest dog keep his dog alive. Yes,
there's something up. It's superhero.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
I think. I wonder if you know humans, if they
are blind, they have to develop a better sense of hearing. Yeah,
if they have what if miss dog since it didn't
have front legs and then was able to spot diseases
in humans?
Speaker 2 (22:15):
I don't really know how that correlates.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
But I don't know because legs are a sense.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
You know. I know why I didn't know what the
touch is he's lacking.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Oh he's lacking the touch from the two legs. Yes,
so he just feels it. That could be.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
But if you touch the two legs, I don't think
you still know.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
I hear you.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
We're work shopping. It great story, that's what it's all about.
That was telling me something good. Hey, Abby, I want
to ask you a question about getting massages because I
heard you will never get a massage again.
Speaker 13 (22:41):
Oh yeah, never, never again. This was probably like six
years ago. I got my first one. I had never
had one before.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Why she's on fire, I can talk about what happened.
Speaker 13 (22:51):
So I was planning. I planned a bachelrette party for
my friend. So like we all went in like ten
girls and so we each got like thirty minute massages
or a facial or some thing, and I was the
only one that had this guy. It was a male
masseuse and it was like the grossest thing ever. He
was like moaning and.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Stuff, I need, I need more details. So you walk in,
Oh yeah, did you? Did you get naked?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
I had like just like underwear on because I don't
get naked either. I were mine to wear.
Speaker 13 (23:20):
Yes, okay, And then I was like laying on my
stomach got it Basically the whole time.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
I was just like I want my back.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Did you know you were going to get him? That
dude walk in the room. I had no idea who
it was going to be.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
So far everything is normal, this happened, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
It appears to be normal.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Okas, Okay, then what happened?
Speaker 2 (23:35):
What's the first thing that made it weird?
Speaker 13 (23:37):
Well, I'm like laying there and I would say he's
probably like in his sixties maybe.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
And that's weird to you at the time.
Speaker 13 (23:44):
No, I'm just trying to explain like what it still
was normal, I guess, but he just started making noises.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Give me an example. So he was noising with the rub.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Yes, so he would push in and the noise he'd
make what sound like, you have to do it, but
we can't fully, we can't visualize, we can't picture it.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
He's just like, oh, that would be so awkward.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
I don't know what I would do.
Speaker 13 (24:14):
Oh my gosh. I was like, my arms are off
to the side. This still makes me very uncomfortable.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
And I am he got side boobe okay, but okay,
question for someone who's never had a massage, I think
that could probably feel a bit weird.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
I also don't know how much side boob they normally
touch anyway, and if a guy purposefully stays away from
like that part of like your ribs because of that, Like,
I don't know, Ammy, can you talk me through this?
Speaker 4 (24:44):
Yeah, I would.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
I feel like any even female massage therapist, that I've
gone to avoid certain areas because.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I've had side screwed hit before.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
And you know what, I just take it as that's
part for the corn.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Yeah that I think for her so much.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Maybe that was just showing like was he touching that
area or it just showed.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
No, no, he was he was touching.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Oh my god, do you make a sound? Yes?
Speaker 10 (25:07):
The whole time.
Speaker 13 (25:07):
This was a thirty minute, the longest thirty minutes of
my life.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Okay, see, and this is why this was her first
experience and now no wonder she's never gone back because
it was so terrible.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
I forgot what he sounded like.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Again. He's like, sorry, what, I don't even know anyone
that makes that sound anyway in any form.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Guy guys just like be like, do what she's trying
to do?
Speaker 1 (25:42):
That feels.
Speaker 13 (25:44):
No, it was more subtle, like he was just subtly enjoying.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
You're sixty. You're a sixty year old man.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
I can't get there.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
I can't either.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
So I think you've had a bad experience, and I
would like to help make this experience good again. If
I were to get you a massage from somewhere that
I think is great, would you go and do it
and accept it with a female?
Speaker 10 (26:05):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (26:06):
A female?
Speaker 2 (26:07):
I don't know. I mean you can ask, right, you
tell him what?
Speaker 5 (26:10):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (26:11):
If I line you up a massage, will you go
and do it?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (26:14):
I would do that, Okay, I just really I'm really ticklish.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
He's seventy three.
Speaker 10 (26:20):
Now I told him I.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
Was ticklish too.
Speaker 13 (26:24):
I was like, stay away from the side, some ticklish
And then.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Do you think he was creepy?
Speaker 14 (26:31):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (26:32):
Okay, no, because also you know how you have the
towel covering you he uncovered my.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
But no, yes, yeah, did you report? Is like this
was my first.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Massage, so she didn't know.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
I was like, maybe this is normal and people.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Just like you had underwear on, right, Yeah, I don't know.
My butt's always fully uncovered because I'm wearing underwear.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Yeah, so I don't know the difference. That's why I'm asking.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Yeah, she had underwear on, Amy.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Yeah, no, but I didn't know. Why did he need
to do that?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Is he get in your glutes discerning to me? No?
Speaker 2 (27:08):
I just sent my back. I'm not arguing he was right.
I'm just asking questions.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
You guys are judging me.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
I know I'm not judging you. I'm just like shot.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Ship, I'm underwear, so I think I don't need to.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
Tell I just feel like this story.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Abby had shared this with me the other day, and
now it's getting worse and worse.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
No, like, no, what I was thinking.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Like, oh, Abby needs to get another massage because they're
not all this bad, Like this could be great for her,
And now I totally totally get why she has never
gone back, Like this story has escalated.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Yeah, if he like grabbed your butt cheeks and spread them,
that's weird. He that's not a massage technique, I hope not.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Yeah, Oh you didn't know the other stuff happened?
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Yeah, yeah, I thought it was moaning an old man moaning.
That's all I thought.
Speaker 13 (27:56):
But this side boob and butt, No, yeah, don't.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
There's more to.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Your toes not normal, totally.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Like because she didn't know, but anybody who's had a
regular massage, if that was happening to that, like I
would think I would I would get up and I'd
be like, the massage is over.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Yeah, but I understand never having done it, wondering if
it's normal or not. Okay, I'm going to get you
a good one. Oh my god, that'd be amazing.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Oh so you're still open to it?
Speaker 13 (28:21):
I think I don't know. I'm still nervous. That's why
I was like, I'm never going to do a massage,
but if it's with a female, I think I.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Could try it.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
What if she starts moaning I'm out. You'll just get it.
If you feeling comfortable, just get up and leave.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Yeah deal, yeah steel okay, uh yeah, let me find
we'll get abby massage and we'll get it a report
back because they are they are good. I want to
do an update on Amy's couch. She had this couch
she wanted to sell, but her cat had pete on
it three times. Her question was should she disclosed that
the cat had pete on the couch? I said no,
but we got a lot of calls.
Speaker 14 (28:51):
Number one, I have listed things, and all I've put
in my listing is pet friendly home. And if you're
a pet person, you know that there could be other
smells on that furniture. And if you're not a pet person,
then either you don't know, you don't care, you don't
buy the couch.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
That's number one.
Speaker 15 (29:09):
Number two, Yes, you absolutely have to disclose that your
cat heat on that couch twice cat pee. I'm sure
you can probably still smell it. You probably can't smell
it because you live with it. But there's no getting
TATSI out of something once they pee on it.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
One more.
Speaker 16 (29:26):
Number three, you can also on the head you can
put that it was a pet household, and you don't
have to say that a pee that'll you know, swear
it away. People know that the pet may have pet hair,
you know, if they're urgic to it or something like that.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
But anyway, yeah, don't you just assume when you buy
something second hand there could be a litley of things?
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Oh yeah, and what did you do?
Speaker 3 (29:48):
I kind of like the idea of putting pet friendly
home like that just seems Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
So I listened it.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Man, I had over sixty people message me about this couch.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Was it because they love the couch or they heard
it on the show?
Speaker 4 (30:03):
No, I don't think they.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
I don't know how they would associate that with the
show at all, because it anywhere.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
No, No, no, there's no way they would have known.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
I just I just think it was a really good
deal because I ended up listing it for.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
Free because of the cat pee.
Speaker 10 (30:20):
Put it.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
I put it so I put you know, Uh, one
man's cat pie is another man's free. You wrote that, No, said,
I said a cadopy on it, and I ended up
giving it to or Yeah, I guess I didn't really
sell it to a college student here in town.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
That like really made Morgan's from cat hard that go ahead.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
So I like that I was able to help.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
A college student is trying to furnish his first apartment
and he has pet, so he was totally down for
it and so happy that he got it for free,
and so I felt like I was giving back to
the younger generation.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Do you ever see on TikTok these people that go
and buy old couches or beat up couches and refurbish
them and sell them for like five times the amount.
There's a whole part of TikTok where they do it. Oh,
they make a pretty good living doing it because they
do a really good job and they break it all down.
They pull coock things off like it. Sometimes they don't
even do that, they just reclean, they super clean them.
But sometimes they reappolseter it. Okay, yeah, well good for you. Yeah,
(31:24):
there's the update to the story giving back. That's me.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Well you wanted to get rid of it.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
I know it was awesome because he came again, even
exactly because he came and picked it up and it.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Was gone, just like that. These are the most hated
foods in America. They talked to ten thousand Americans all
different states from sixteen to seventy most hated foods in America.
What do you think makes the list? How many can
you get? What do you think is number one? Like
(31:56):
sardine's number one is not sardines, but it is number three, okay,
And I don't know that I've had enough sardines to
actually hate them. I kind of hate the id idea
of them because everybody hates them.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Yeah, are anchovies and sardines the same thing?
Speaker 2 (32:10):
The same thing?
Speaker 4 (32:11):
They're not the same thing. So anchovis number.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
One is anchovy number one. I don't know that I
would know the difference in anchovy's or sardines.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
I think one is like a bunch of little, weird
small fish mushed together, and one of them is an
actual fish.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
That makes sense, it sounds right.
Speaker 4 (32:24):
But I don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Olives number five, olives, anchovy, sardines, olive what I love olives?
Speaker 2 (32:32):
I love olives two now.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
But they are a wire taste for sure.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
There's a disgusting dang.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
I eat them just like by the hand from my fridge.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
I like them too, I'll do the same. I like
green ones.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
Though, Yeah, I'll do green, the black ones.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
The purple one.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Give me them all next I'm trying to think of
what else people, I mean, those are my top ones
that I lose gag.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Number ten.
Speaker 6 (32:56):
You don't like them anymore though they're gross.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
No excess so far?
Speaker 3 (33:01):
And are is it food foods or like? Like there's
because like you hate mayonnaise, the mayonnaise isn't no conment? Okay,
Like liver, ye had number two liver. My mom loved
to go to loop loved liver.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Like she would cook chicken livers like crazy. But that's
like fried chicken livers. Yeah, for sure. Anchopys one liver
two sardine's three olives are at five. She still got
six more.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
I mean, gosh, I like this though. I'm trying to
think of like things from the sea that are you know,
like like a like I like Calamari, but not the
squid looking part.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
So what are you gonna say squid? No, you're onto
something though, like so octopus. No, I won't need octopus though.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
Because they're friendly, they're too smart.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
You got three more sea sears.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
Here, I mean, but the people hate shrimp.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Is that your answer?
Speaker 2 (33:57):
No chance?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
No?
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (34:00):
More and one more miss okay from the sea. People
hate curl but love crap.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
We love crap.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
What about lobster? Okay, I don't know crab?
Speaker 1 (34:12):
No, what is it? No?
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Eddie oysters correct?
Speaker 4 (34:16):
Oh yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
I love oysters with something on them.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
I don't eat a lot on them. Yeah, but you
like them raw?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Yes, I'll eat roll oysters, but I won't eat roll oysters. Raw,
raw raw.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
You put a little hot sauce.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Anything works, a little vinegar, little lemon, anything works. So
I don't need much to it because I like oysters,
but I will not eat oysters by themselves.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
I'm gonna need it fried on a potato chick with
chipotle mao. That's the only way I eat it.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
You don't even know oyster. You just eat all this
stuff around it. What else you got?
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Eddie caviar?
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Yeap number six. And here's the thing about caviar. I've
never had it itself. It's stupid and it's kind of salty.
It's fine, but you want to get on the little pancakes.
It's all about the extra stuff with it. What are
they like? Fish egg? Yes, exactly what it is. And
it's stupid and it's way too expensive. But if you
get good cavear, it means they have good little pancakes
with it. So I've had that a few times. All right,
(35:08):
there's one more from the ocean. Oh, from the ocean,
we got Anchovia's liver, sardines, all of his caviar and oysters.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Still four left talapia.
Speaker 6 (35:20):
No, I like tilapia, but some people don't lunchbucks.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
And I don't know from the sea. But the other
one i'd guess is mushrooms. I'm not a big mushroom.
Ushrooms didn't make as I'm not a mushroom. I like mushroom.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
What else is in the sea that you don't like?
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Like?
Speaker 1 (35:34):
What? I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Anything else in the sea.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
See, I was looking towards like s cargo, But that's
a what is that?
Speaker 8 (35:39):
Now?
Speaker 2 (35:41):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Now? Okay, I think all the stuff you've had, I've
never had s cargo. Yeah, me either, I've just seen
it on a menu. What do you think scallops? Oh
that's a good one, this one, the one from the
ocean something people love it, that love it, and you
guys probably most mostly all love it.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
But the people that don't love it hate it.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Oh, salmon sushi sushi, very polar, very polar. People either
love it, love it or absolutely hate it?
Speaker 3 (36:09):
Yeah, like the kind with the raw fish on top
of the little thing of rice, nagari or something whatever.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
It's called sushi, just raw fish though not like a
good sushi roll.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
But I want to be like tempura mayo.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
Yes, yeah, I got three morementation crab.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
One of them is a plant, correct, Ok? Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
One of them is something you put on stuff. But
I wouldn't say it's a condiment, but accompany stuff. I
would have it.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
I'd put it on a meat on a steak, one sauce,
or I would put it sauce or with wings, slue cheese.
Oh yeah, yeah. And there's one left. And this one
is a substitute. Well for me, if I eat it,
I don't like it, but I think I think I
hate it more than I do.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Correct tofu.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
The list is anchovy's one, liver too, sardines three, tofu four,
all those five, caviar, six oysters, seven, blue cheese, eight.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Kale and sushi.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
We got them all. Anything you hate that didn't make
the list because I'm putting peanut butter up there. Hate it,
I don't understand. And I tell you what I did recently.
I took peanuts, mashed them up, put them in butter.
Still didn't like it because.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
It's not.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
But it tastes way better than peanut butter smells, but
I didn't. I still was like, this isn't good enough
for me to actually eat it. That's fine, but it
didn't make me vomit. I like peanuts, I like butter.
I like almond butter. And then I put peanuts in
butter to see if maybe I'd like it, and it wasn't.
It wasn't terrible, but I didn't like it. It was
(37:47):
it was awesome to do. It's kind of funny. What
do you put on the list?
Speaker 4 (37:51):
I mean a lot of mine are on there.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Okay, you're covered.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
I'm pretty covered. I said, say pickles. But that's just
because I think I would too. It's just that I
had that accident.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Oh trauma. Hey, I don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
Sorry, not that squad and I threw up the pickle
on the way home from the football game.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Got it.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
You need a good pickle, then good pickle change your life.
Speaker 6 (38:18):
Yeah, Eddie playing yogurt like not like the somorest flavored yogurt.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
I like that, But if you just get plain original yogurt.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Well, it just grosses me out.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
I'm not a big fan. I put stuff with it,
berries or something. Yeah, that's honey, that stuff's not bad.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Lunchwalks broncoly.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Disgusting.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
You mean broccoli, broccoli, broccoli gross.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
Morgan at Cilantro, I hate Cilantro.
Speaker 4 (38:45):
It tastes like soap.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
It is soap, yep. And if it doesn't taste like soathing,
you lost your taste in your smell.
Speaker 4 (38:52):
I my taste. I have the geene where Cilantro tastes
like soap.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Maybe somebody washed the Cilantro and.
Speaker 4 (38:57):
Didn't every single restaurant.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
That's weird.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Yeah, that's weird because it's every single restaurant because she's
Sophie Cilantro.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Bobby, a dog who was abandoned outside the Nevada SPCA
in Vegas earlier this month, was recently adopted just two
weeks after being found tied to a pole. Man. If
we got a big brother watching and we do right
everything we do, we need to find who tied the
freaking dog to the pole, then we need to give
him a little knuckle. Sandwich Klondike was turned over to
(39:32):
be cared for by the nonprofit Animal Foundation and the
protection service side of the pups owner for abandoning him. Okay,
we got the person who needs to know knuckle Sandwich
right here. At first, Klondike was scared when they got
it off the pole. It's also like a stripper when
I say like that. But they visited the shelter, they
adopted the dog, and now it's a permanent part of
their household. Good for them as well for adopting a
(39:53):
dog that they know is probably gonna have some trauma
based dog responses. That's from News Nation. Now I hate
what people I mean to animals. You tie a dog
to a pole, you're garbage. That's a that's garbage.
Speaker 4 (40:08):
That's how I got my dog. No, it's how I
got my dog.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
You know Kathy that we work with here, she rescues animals,
and she got a call one day from someone that
was like, hey, my cousin has had this dog tied
up outside their house for almost a year.
Speaker 4 (40:22):
And she's like, what's the address.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
Wait, the dog wasn't tied up for a year straight.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
Yeah, like it was outside. The rope had matted into
her skin.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
Oh, so they like fed it, so they didn't leave
it tied up right, but still that's still awful. I
interpreted it as they just left it for a year,
but that's so.
Speaker 4 (40:38):
Yeah, it was terrible.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
So Kathy just showed up and knocked on the door
and was like, we're taking the dog, like you know,
this isn't right, and they were sort of like, okay, yeah,
you're right. They had made plans because it's a labbordoodle
to breed her when she was ready, and they just
got busy and it hadn't come around yet, so they
were waiting for that moment, and so she was able
to walk away with the dog that day and garbage.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
She called me and she was like like, hey, do
you all want a labberdoodle?
Speaker 3 (41:01):
And I was like, yeah, that's garbage.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
That's good for you, not you. You're great, that's their garbage people.
Speaker 4 (41:07):
Yeah, yeah they are. Well, Kathy's the real hero. I
can't believe you.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
When you go knock on somebody's door, you don't know
what you're gonna be that with.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Yeah, that sucks. That's a great story of how it's
two and one. Thank you, that's what it's all about.
That was telling me something good.
Speaker 10 (41:21):
Wake up, Wake Up in the morn.
Speaker 12 (41:25):
And it's a radio and the Dodgers keeps on tilady
lunchbox more Game two Steve red and it's trying to
put you through a fog.
Speaker 10 (41:37):
He's running this week's next bit.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
The Bobby's on the box, so you know what this.
Speaker 13 (41:47):
The Bobby Ball.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
And now the Morning.
Speaker 7 (41:49):
Corny, The Morning Corny.
Speaker 4 (41:55):
What do you call it? Anxious ladybug?
Speaker 2 (41:57):
What do you call it? Anxious ladybug?
Speaker 4 (41:59):
Jiggerbug?
Speaker 1 (42:04):
That was the Morning Corning. Eddie liked it.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
He likes everything. Get it, No, I get it, I
get it. A couple of voicemails here hit that first one.
Speaker 14 (42:15):
I was waiting to see an update on how much
money Eddie made three Venmo for his hot dog eating contrast. Yes,
that'd be great.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Bye, thank you for the call. I did get my
money from him. I paid you, he paid me. I
saw pop up my venmo the fifty bucks because I
bet he couldn't eat thirty five.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
He only ate twenty. His goal was seventy and twenty.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Four hours and we did some challenges in the live stream,
and if Eddie was able to complete the challenge, he
got to give his venmo out.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
How much money did you make?
Speaker 1 (42:42):
That's crazy, dude, I got like four hundred dollars. No way,
four hundred dollars and tips.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
No way, it was And it wasn't like.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
It wasn't like somebody gave.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
One hundred dollars.
Speaker 6 (42:51):
It was like a dollar here, two dollars, somebody did
six to nine cents.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
It just added up to four hundred bucks. Wow, Mike,
do you want a challenge? I made one hundred and
thirty three dollars?
Speaker 16 (43:02):
Up.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Hey, we should do challenges of you every day on
the street.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
That's for you, both of you, guys.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
That's crazy, amazing. Okay, let's go to uh the next
voicemail wanted to up on my leg.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
My wife is in the hospital about to give birth
to our fourth.
Speaker 16 (43:17):
Kid, and I am here at chickil A getting food,
getting ready.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Let's go. Okay, question on your fourth kid, is it
just like we'll get there when we get there, vacation
Like it's hey, it's a thing, it's bigger than normal.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
Yeah, it's probably a very different feeling than the first.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Yeah, like you kind of got it down.
Speaker 6 (43:35):
Yes, I mean my wife got mad at me because,
like our second one, I was like, all right, we're
going to the hospital, but we're gonna stop and get McDonald's.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Was haven't easy. And this is the second one that
was rude. That still was rude.
Speaker 4 (43:45):
But let's not forget she was the one driving.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
That's also true, which makes it right.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Let's not forget.
Speaker 6 (43:50):
We've been to the hospital four times already, four false alarms.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Come on, give you.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
That I I thought about it.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
I thought about it, but I.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
Couldn't do it.
Speaker 10 (43:56):
Bobby Bone show. Sorry.
Speaker 7 (43:59):
Up today, this story comes up from Burbank, California. Police
got a call about a cereal butt sniffer on the
loose at Nordstrom rack. People called nine one one saying, hey,
there's a guy walking around the store sniffing women's butts.
They showed up and they arrested the thirty eight year
old man.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
He stayed, I capture you.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Someone would be onto your scent that you would leave
if you think someone saw you sniffing butts?
Speaker 3 (44:26):
Yeah, he uh.
Speaker 7 (44:27):
He had gone down the parking lot when they got there,
and they were able to apprehend him. He didn't have
a car, like.
Speaker 4 (44:32):
I don't get how you think you're gonna get away
with it?
Speaker 2 (44:34):
Do you just like nos a butt?
Speaker 4 (44:37):
Down on the ground.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
I think it's like.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
Guys who smell hair. Yeah, but you just got to
bend down lower. I mean that's just weird though, Like
you just try to drop hid somebody, yeah, and just
bend down when they don't see it.
Speaker 7 (44:49):
Okay, Oh, drop something's good, amy drop something, like you're
picking up your keys.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
The problem with dropping something is that person would then
turn around and look, because you look when somebody drops something.
If you're standing somewhere somebody drops their keys, you go,
what you don't? I think you don't drop anything. You
just have to be quiet and bend down and hope
they don't see you.
Speaker 4 (45:04):
What if it's a soft T shirt, because it.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Drops, you would see it in your in your peripheral though. Okay,
as someone putting theirself in a butt sniffer.
Speaker 4 (45:13):
Situation, so I'm kind of glad I don't know how
to do.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
Yeah. Sure, I might actually be a good butt snipper
now that I think about it. Uh yeah, that's crazy. Okay,
I'm lunchbox.
Speaker 7 (45:22):
That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
I'm gonna conclude on this note because it could start
a little drama here. Somebody on the show has said
to me, why is Morgan leaving the magazine with her
on the cover on the desk? Still?
Speaker 13 (45:35):
I don't know because I want it?
Speaker 1 (45:37):
Then do you have a hater in the room and
they're like Morgan is continuing, Morgan's on the cover of
a magazine. Yeah, it was a proud accomplishment, and it's
sitting on her desk still. It's really the only thing. Yeah,
I don't ever have any stuff on my desk, and
it's a proud moment of mine.
Speaker 4 (45:51):
So I was just sitting there.
Speaker 13 (45:52):
Also, I think it's funny to show Eddie and Lunchbox
that I was on a cover every day.
Speaker 6 (45:56):
Oh, I didn't even notice that.
Speaker 7 (45:57):
I don't even know you did.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
You should not talk what you're terrible act?
Speaker 6 (46:01):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (46:01):
My computers in the way? So I really can't.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
You're the one who did.
Speaker 11 (46:05):
I was just wondering how long it's going to be
there because it's not like, you know, Bobby has his
books and everything on his desk, So what's the difference
because you can't see that it's laying flat like she's
not even like holding it up, it's just sit Maybe.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
I'm doing it to sell books. Morgan's doing it to
rub it in the guy's face.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
But it's I think it's awesome that that's why she
said it's up there, that's pretty.
Speaker 6 (46:25):
Is that the real reason that's I feel like she
puts up that it just looked at herself and be like, wow,
that's cool.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
I did see it in a couple of places, like
random that I was in the city. I would walk
around and I would see you did. Yeah, like on
the stands.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
Yeah, I mean it's not a lot of people were
grabbing it.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
No, it means they put it in they kept happy,
and they said it was flying off the shelves.
Speaker 5 (46:41):
Then.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
Flying off the shelves. I did see a lot of
places though.
Speaker 10 (46:47):
It was really cool, and that was a proud moment.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
But it's funny to me that I just get to
rub it in you his face every day.
Speaker 10 (46:51):
Also, Eddie, you have like an.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
Egg a pin, you have a mug that a book,
nothing that's ever used.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
A book I gave him he's never read.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
Yeah the Alchemists.
Speaker 1 (46:59):
Yeah, I have that on my desk.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
Don't be a hater because she did some cool.
Speaker 6 (47:02):
I was just wondering why I was up there.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
Also, don't act what do you mean what do you mean?
What did I do?
Speaker 1 (47:08):
No, No, I don't know who.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
I didn't even see it over there.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
You didn't like that.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
I can't even see it.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
Because I wasn't gonna throw you under the bush. We're done.
We'll see you guys tomorrow. By everybody, It's the Baby
Bone Show. The Bobby Bones Show. Theme song, written, produced
and sang by Reid Yarberry. You can find his instagram
at read Yarberry, Scuba Steve executive producer, Raymondo, head of Production.
(47:34):
I'm Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank
you for listening to the podcast.
Transmitting show Aliza, hope you had a great weekend. Welcome
to Monday show more in a studio wanting, So they.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Asked Amy to do a commercial. What was the client?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
So it's for Audible and sometimes we get scripts where
you have the ability to say it how you want
to say it, or other times it's highlighted and there's
a text that says highlighted verbatim and the entire script
is highlighted, so there's.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
No no wiggle room.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
And what was weird about it?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Will you mean to just read it to you see
if you thin?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah, Okay, don't do the whole thing though, shure it's
a sixty.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Second No, I'll read the line and I'm going to
had and submitted it without the part I'm telling you about.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
I just left that out so they.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
May get it and be like this highlighted verbatim.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
But I'll be like, Okay.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Audible's Romance collection has something to satisfy every side of you, because.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
You can't be pinned down unless you want to be.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
It's about romance. Yeah, well it does say satisfied to
in the beginning.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah, yeah, read it soldier.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Okay, Well, no sultry I mean, but if five times
the amount to read a sultry or you do it?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Okay, good, give it run.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Audible's romance collection has something to satisfy every emphasis.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Oh my gosh, weird health.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
That's that's how they want.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
You to do it.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
No, I think they shouldant me to read normal. No
they don't. No, they're trying to sell to women. They're
hoping women go download these romanticies.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
They're called romanticies. Yeah, okay, go ahead, Audibles.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Audible's romance collection has something to satisfy every side of
you because you can't be pinned down unless you want
to be and unless you want to be parentheses. You know, well,
that's the part I just did this. Audible's romance collection
has something to satisfy.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Every side because.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Into the rest of the commercial, I just didn't put
unless you want to be because then now I'm been playing, like.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
What's the line again?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Do you want to be pinned down?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yeah, that's what they want. It's romance. Give me the line.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Audible's romance collection has something to satisfy every side of
you because you can't be.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Pen it's too much. I need to say the first line.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
The first line or the pin down satisfy part.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Okay, Audible's romance collection has something to satisfy every side
of you.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Audibles Romance Department, what is it? I can't remember it.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Audible's romance collection, thank You, has something to satisfy every
side of you.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Audible's romance collection has something to satisfy every side of you,
because you can't be pinned down unless you want to be.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
What's you deal with the word satisfy?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
You don't think they put that in there for that reason.
That's exactly why that one is in that line.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I know, But I just don't think I would put
the emphasis on satisfyed.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Well, that's why I mean maybe penned no.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
No.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Satisfy is definitely a word they want for emphasis.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Are you sure they don't want to emphasize collection.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Everyone loves a good love story an Audible romance collection? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Or what about every.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Every one loves a good love story? Yeah? I think
they won't come back. I think they'll be happy with
what you gave them. But I think that's the satisfy
and unless you want to be is all the same,
Like they want that everyone loves a good.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Love I don't think they want me to change.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
No extra breathing, but.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Like you're waking up in the morning, but it also
feels like you also might be in like a stat
of seduction. How does she go from like the regular
part two sluid?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
No, you just start slowed down. Oh, the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Everyone loves a good love story. In Audible's romance collection
has something to satisfy every side of you. Because you
can't be pinned down unless you want to be. That's
the whole commercial us.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
I feel like I probably could say that was like
a little laugh or something.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Oh no, there's that's no laughing matter.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
I mean serious, No, it could be like unless you
want to be.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
I just feel like they wanted me.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
To talk normal good boy to your thoughts on that.
They may come back on it because they want a
little more emphasis on some of those words.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Because they're trying to.
Speaker 7 (04:51):
They're trying to get you to want to read into it,
and they pay you as an influencer to influence people
to want to check it out.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
And with a flat read, it doesn't really inspire me
to want.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
To check it out.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yeah, there's reason they put the or satisfying.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
They want more romance.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
They want to emphasize being pinned down.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah, yeah, and yes and at the end, but if
you want to be pinned down, but yeah, you don't
have to be or it could have been like because
you can't be pinned down unless that's your thing. Like
that could have that could have been it. It doesn't matter,
but they wanted that. Should we just have Bobby read
it and turn that in instead? Yes, send them this
version right here? Okay, would you turn the music down?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Ray, let's go.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Everyone loves a good love story. An Audible's romance collection
has something to satisfy every side of you. Because you
can't be pinned down unless you want to be the
biggest influencer now.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
And then you lost pause pause, pause, unless you want
to be pregnant.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Pause.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Well we'll see what they say. I mean, I did.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
The scripts the way I did it. I mean it
just like made a little modification.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, you're saying everybody loves a good love story.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Room for everybody.
Speaker 8 (06:07):
Gavin Adcock did a TikTok and someone broke into his
truck and could have been a few people, could have
been one hundred people.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
But I thought this is very funny. Play it my truck.
Speaker 9 (06:16):
Got broken into last night and they didn't take a
single thing. So the top three suspects are Zack Brian,
Beyonce slash, Beyonce's fan base, and Uh Nickelback's bump sound dude.
But anyhow, I don't give a rats and UH turn
down the lights drops next Friday eight eight, see y'all.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
This dude's hilarious.
Speaker 8 (06:41):
So he has a new song coming out Friday. But
here's a hook of a song called Never Call Again.
His windows were taped over with a trash bag and
if we walked through them, it could have been Zack
Bryan because he called out Zach Brian because Zach Brian
wouldn't stop and sign some stuff after our show. He
then called up Beyonce was like that ain't country, and
(07:02):
all his fans, all her fans came after him. And
then he called out Nickelback sound guy because he got
in a fight with a Nickelback sound guy. Maybe the
last weekend, My times are a little blurry, is that
last weekend, Mike? Last weekend because Nickelback sound guy was
kicking his dad out of the sound booth. So the
guy's always got something to say.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I'm a fan I'm a fan of like what he
does on social media more than I do like his music.
But although I like his music too, But yeah, Jelly
Roll also was a big part of my weekend because
I watched Summer Slam and he wrestled in Summer Slam,
and you know what, did a pretty good job for
someone who's not a wrestler.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Did a really good job.
Speaker 8 (07:35):
And I saw some people going after him because they're like,
he braced before he you know, got slammed.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yeah, no, crap, he's not a professional wrestler.
Speaker 8 (07:43):
Like Logan Paul came jumping off the ring because Jelly
Roll was on a table outside of the ring, and
Logan Paul is standing up on a pole and jumps
and does like a frog splash.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
What does that sound like to a frog slash?
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Oh, I'm picturing like like your legs are spread out
in your arms, like you know, you sleep like a frog.
Speaker 8 (07:59):
So he tucks in and then goes out wide. Okay,
splashes on jelly Roll on a table. But Jelly Roll
was actually really good at this whole storyline. But here's
a clip of that. Go ahead, I could tire now.
Speaker 10 (08:13):
Jelly Roll, who's just knocked out cold. Wait, he's out cold.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Climb into the top.
Speaker 11 (08:20):
Welcome right post, tostens a pod.
Speaker 10 (08:24):
There's your fever wall.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Throw jelly roll, throw the announce table.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Oh wait, what let his say he's out cold?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
He was out cold.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
He had just been beat up, but he wasn't.
Speaker 10 (08:40):
Yes, yes, okay, I know, I know.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Sorry, it's just hard for me to I'm not.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Nobody thinks it's real. Not a single person.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Those announcers are pretty into it.
Speaker 10 (08:49):
He's all cold, he's out And.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Then when people are acting, should they be like in
a movie, should it be like I know, I know.
Speaker 10 (08:53):
Hey, these people are just doing lines they learned on
a piece of paper. I know. I have to get in.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
You're such a This is like an adult little like
I wish I would have been there this weekend.
Speaker 10 (09:05):
A play.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
It's like a play. It's like theater.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
If you mix theater with professional football.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
They're thespians.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
They're good. Yeah, they're actors, but they're also elite athletes.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
So you think the announcers are like, he's all cold.
They're like, no, he's not.
Speaker 10 (09:17):
He's all cool because they're actors too. Yeah, it is.
Speaker 8 (09:21):
They're not calling out the I can't believe we still
have haters who do hell in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
If you watched it, you would be like, these are
the greatest ATHLETs I believe.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Yes, they're athletic.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Not athletic.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
No, no, no, I'd put them up there more than
professional football players know they have to be more athletic.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
It's not even really so much about them. It's about
the fans.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Like you, as an adult man, you're into watching other
adult men.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Act, And don't you watch adult women act?
Speaker 10 (09:48):
And in movies?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
No, even like the reality shows they're all acting.
Speaker 10 (09:53):
Yeah, like real.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Housewives all set up? Yes, yes, and movies, but this
is that. Okay, you're such loser.
Speaker 10 (10:00):
Right now he's out cold.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Oh no, he's climbing up to the top and he's
gonna frog him.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
He's gonnag. You made that up. And right now you're
really irritate me. A sorry, I watched both nights. I
watch both nights.
Speaker 10 (10:14):
No, it's cute, summer, it's cute.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
It's cute. John Cena loss last night, he lost, he did,
He lost to Cody Rhodes and then brock lesnar came out.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
At the end.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
It's gotta suck when they get the script and they
realize they're the loser and they have to lose. I mean,
I guess they're still getting paid a lot, so whatever.
I mean, they're laughing all the way to the bank.
Speaker 8 (10:32):
So are they laughing all the way to the they
A saying from nineteen seventy eight.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
A fan of wrestling since nineteen seventy eight.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I love wrestling.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
I know you do it and adult it's nostalgic. I
think it's because as a kid. As a kid, you
probably thought it was real.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I can't believe you're being such a wrestling hitter right now.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
I ask you this.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Do you do you watch television shows that are fiction,
complete fiction? Yes, and they're not real and you know that.
Speaker 10 (10:56):
But I know these aren't y'all are living out your
like I know these aren't real.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
There's no there's no one part of me who thinks
this is really.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
You're a kid and you have your figurines and they're
all playing Heather at all I know, and you're like, oh,
he's how cold?
Speaker 4 (11:08):
And you're playing that like this is this is just
brought to life for you.
Speaker 8 (11:12):
It's not.
Speaker 10 (11:12):
It's nostalgic.
Speaker 8 (11:13):
Yes, it is a fictional storyline that we feel and
some women do too.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
So I'm not trying to know you're the one this
episode because I'm talking.
Speaker 8 (11:21):
It's a fictional storyline that we can follow and it
hits all of our stimulus points.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
We like fighting, we like action.
Speaker 8 (11:31):
We can follow like a soap opera type situation without
it being a soap opera.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
The drama. Yeah, all that, he's how cold, like Jellyroll's
just laying there.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
He's like, don't move, don't move, You're how cold.
Speaker 8 (11:45):
Well, people will give him a hard time because right
when because he's probably Logan Paal probably was fifteen feet
in the air when he landed on him.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I mean it had to hurt for sure, and.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
He got he like braced and got tight before Logan
hit him.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
I would be so nervous when he landed on me, ip.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Because it like like that's what I'm picturing. I'm laying
there and then someone and I'm like nervous too, and
then they flop right.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
On my stomach.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Maybe there's just the age that I'm at, like I'm
constantly having to worry about me.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
These people get really hurt, I know, I know by choice,
not by choice. They don't get hurt by choice. It's
like saying an NFL player gets hurt.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
By choice, right, you're putting yourself in a compromising position,
like you have a dangerous job.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Yes, that's also for entertain.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Anyway, Jal did a great job. I'm sure he did
the next five minutes.
Speaker 8 (12:30):
I don't like you, and I hope everybody out there
enjoyed Summer Slam like you watch it?
Speaker 10 (12:34):
Oh yeah, I watched both nights.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
It's great.
Speaker 10 (12:35):
It was amazing. I've never been more offended. I know,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
I'm so she likes similar things. She's just holding it
against us because she.
Speaker 10 (12:45):
Thinks we think it's really I know what you can
be like? Oh real, I like them.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
I like you Tall, I like salt Lake that because.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
That's real drama.
Speaker 10 (12:53):
I mean, I don't think they're acting.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
So I don't think they're acting that.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
She every Grandpa, every reality show.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
They put them in situations and then allowed them to
that's the same thing.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Okay, we're done, you guys.
Speaker 8 (13:06):
You can call us eight seven seven seventy seven Bobby.
You can go over to our social media pages and
you can put on their amy as a hater hashtag game.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
He's a hater and jelly Roll. Great job, buddy.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Well that I agree with jelly Roll.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Great job.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
You didn't see it, yeah, but I can tell, but
you can tell.
Speaker 10 (13:22):
I heard her.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
He was really out cold.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Okay, it's anonymous, anonymous sin Bo.
Speaker 12 (13:33):
There's a question to Hello.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Bobby Bones. I was dating this guy for six months.
Things were great until I found out he's married. He
claimed they were basically separated and we're just co parenting
under one roof. I broke it off immediately, but now
I'm wondering if I should reach out to his wife
and let her know what he's been doing. What do
you think signed accidentally side chick, Well, I don't think
(14:03):
I would have believed them once I heard they lived
in the same house.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Still, I think to.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Everybody else who's listening who might be going through something
like this, I do believe that some people can be
separated and not divorced, But basically separated is different because
that means you're really not separated. Right, Basically separated means well,
if you a little more, were really separated, but we're not.
Unless you're really separated, you're not separated.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Because some people could be separated, like you're saying, like
we're separated because of the kids.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
We live under the same roof. We don't even share
a room.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Oh, I don't even think living under the same roof. Well,
sometimes people do that because I hear you don't date them.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
No, Well I know, I'm just saying. I'm just saying, don't.
If they're living with their spouse or ex spouse, do
not date them.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Yeah, line drawn right there.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Secondly, if they're basically separated or basically divorced, they're not.
So everybody out there that is possibly.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Affected by this, they're not. So don't.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
But the question is would you tell the wife? And
my answer would be no. Wise man once said GTFO
it just disappear.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Yeah, not my monkey's, not my circus.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Not machili, my beans. Yea, all that works.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Get out, you're done. He's probably a loser and was
lying to you. Just be done with it because you're
gonna bring drama back into your life that you really
don't deserve to be in. Now, does that make you
a bad person for not telling the wife? No, me
thinks the wife already knows. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
And if they're basically separated, then saying I don't think.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
They're basically basically so yeah, what we learned here anything
basically is not really And secondly, don't date anybody's still
living with a partner because they're probably not telling you
the truth that's really happening in the house. And also
just just just go no need to reach out to
the wife, eliminate that part of your life. That season
(16:02):
is over, move on to the next one. That would
be my advice there. You don't deserve what would come
from that. That's it.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Close it up. We got this voicemail from a listener.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Hit that and maybe you should try to mix it
up a little bit instead of.
Speaker 13 (16:14):
Doing like awesome things to start with whatever letter, try
like terrible things that start with tea or.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Sad things that start with W. Mix it up a
little bit. It's some other emotions going in there. Love
the show, guys, great idea. We love your feedback and suggestions.
So we're gonna do terrible things that start with the
letter We're gonna spin the wheel whatever it lands on,
spin the wheel, terrible things that start with the letter
(16:42):
T T. Now I'm out, I finish last in the
last one. So RAYMONDO, you'll go first. I'll give you
fifteen seconds and I'll just vamp for a second. Terrible
Things that start with the letter T, as in table
Terrible things to start with Tea. Ray will go first.
It will be a snake draft, so whoever goes last
(17:03):
goes first. The second round, raymond.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
O over to you.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Thanks to my buddy Lunchbox for this one. Tuberk your losis,
solid Ray, That is so rude.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Okay, terrible things.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Let's start with the letter T.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Let's go to Lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (17:19):
I had one of these hit my neighborhood. It's a
lot of neighborhoods. A tornado.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Oh good one. Oh yeah, Morgan.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Terrible things, Let's start with the letter T.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I really hate.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
When this happens to me. It's a toothache.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Oh toothache. Toothaches are so annoying. Eddie, over to you,
drafting Terrible things to start with Tea. No one wants
to hear this. Technical difficulties.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Oh that's pretty good. I don't know how to play
about like it.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Amy ticks, Oh go.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Away?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Did you that one saved up immediately?
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Yeah? That was my first one.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Dang, that's good.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Okay, so now we go backward for round two.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Amy have tics? What are you adding?
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Traffic ticket.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Oh, ticket is good. I'm saying nothing else. I don't
want to be amy and like yell step out. I'm
gonna wait till the end. That's a good one, okay, Eddie.
I think this starts with a T. Give me tsunami.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Oh, okay, got it in the news.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Tsunami, Morgan.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
I don't think I'm very good at the bad ones,
but I'm gonna go with tonightas.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Tonight is or tetanus.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
You can do all the above, but tonight.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Yeah, I know that because a heverd Togo. That's tough.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
I only people know what that is.
Speaker 7 (18:51):
I had no idea lunchbox man, this is gonna affect
half the population. But it's terrible. If your husband gets this,
you are in trouble. Testicular cancer. Wow, it's a great one,
bad man. Yeah to a sea in there too. Raymonda
(19:13):
Tommy ache. Cute RAYMONDO. You have tuberculosis and Tommy ache.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Yeah. I going with the health ailments? Yeah, what else
you have? Sticking with the health concerns?
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Morgan? Had this one. Appreciate it. Turf toe okay, oh.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Yeah, lunchbox tornado and test ticulo cancer.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Gosh, that's good lunchbox. Yeah, I'm gonna go with.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Oh Man trained derailment.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
I mean that's so bad.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Yeah, guys, I.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
I am not very good at the bad one. I'm
gonna go tea.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
What's wrong with this one?
Speaker 10 (19:58):
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Bad day.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
No, this is good.
Speaker 6 (20:00):
This is good, Eddie, this is good. I'm gonna go
with turbulence because it is good.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Good Amy final one.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Yeah, test in school, test in school.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Okay, this is good.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Amy has tics, traffic, tickets and tests in school. And
he has technical difficulties tsunamis and turbulence that Morgan has toothache,
tonightis and tied.
Speaker 7 (20:20):
I hey, at least it kind of goes together.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
You know, I think lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Just my opinion. I think he wins this one.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Tornado testicular cancer and trained to reilment, and Ray has
turf toe, tummy ache and tuberculosiso ID pick terrorists, oh
and out of pick taxes.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Those are the first one.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Those are good.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
But I finished last, so don't believe me. Those were good.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Okay, go to Bobbybones dot com and vote, go vote,
all right, thank you, It's time for the good news
latch box.
Speaker 7 (20:53):
Sixty three year old Andrews sitting on the couch watching
some TV when is two legged pup Champ starts jumping
on his chest. Boom boom boom. He's like, man, I
do have some pain in my chest. Something's wrong.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
He's like, honey, call nine one one, there's something.
Speaker 10 (21:09):
Wrong with me.
Speaker 7 (21:10):
Champ is jumping on my chest. It hurts really bad.
Goes to the hospital. He was having a severe heart
attack because he was having an artery blocked.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
They call that the widow maker.
Speaker 7 (21:20):
Luckily for him, Champ jumped on his chest, alerted him saying, hey, man,
something's wrong.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Get to the hospital.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Was that ass service dog?
Speaker 7 (21:27):
No, Champ is just a dog that was born with
two legs. Was gonna be euthanized because it was rejected
by its mom. Two legs and they said, no, no, no, no,
hold on, will adopt it. We'll adopt it. So they
adopted it seven years ago and it's their loving companion.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Saved his life. Old dog.
Speaker 7 (21:43):
I thought he was a big dog. Too little one
look schwalwa and what's crazy is uh? A few years
ago he alerted an old guy to brain cancer. Huh,
that's you all I did?
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (21:54):
It says, including a past brain cancer diagnosis.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
With the help of Champ. Let me know, I have it.
This might the coolest dog keep his dog alive. Yes,
there's something up. It's superhero.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
I think. I wonder if you know humans, if they
are blind, they have to develop a better sense of hearing. Yeah,
if they have what if miss dog since it didn't
have front legs and then was able to spot diseases
in humans?
Speaker 2 (22:15):
I don't really know how that correlates.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
But I don't know because legs are a sense.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
You know. I know why I didn't know what the
touch is he's lacking.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Oh he's lacking the touch from the two legs. Yes,
so he just feels it. That could be.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
But if you touch the two legs, I don't think
you still know.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
I hear you.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
We're work shopping. It great story, that's what it's all about.
That was telling me something good. Hey, Abby, I want
to ask you a question about getting massages because I
heard you will never get a massage again.
Speaker 13 (22:41):
Oh yeah, never, never again. This was probably like six
years ago. I got my first one. I had never
had one before.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Why she's on fire, I can talk about what happened.
Speaker 13 (22:51):
So I was planning. I planned a bachelrette party for
my friend. So like we all went in like ten
girls and so we each got like thirty minute massages
or a facial or some thing, and I was the
only one that had this guy. It was a male
masseuse and it was like the grossest thing ever. He
was like moaning and.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Stuff, I need, I need more details. So you walk in,
Oh yeah, did you? Did you get naked?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
I had like just like underwear on because I don't
get naked either. I were mine to wear.
Speaker 13 (23:20):
Yes, okay, And then I was like laying on my
stomach got it Basically the whole time.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
I was just like I want my back.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Did you know you were going to get him? That
dude walk in the room. I had no idea who
it was going to be.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
So far everything is normal, this happened, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
It appears to be normal.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Okas, Okay, then what happened?
Speaker 2 (23:35):
What's the first thing that made it weird?
Speaker 13 (23:37):
Well, I'm like laying there and I would say he's
probably like in his sixties maybe.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
And that's weird to you at the time.
Speaker 13 (23:44):
No, I'm just trying to explain like what it still
was normal, I guess, but he just started making noises.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Give me an example. So he was noising with the rub.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Yes, so he would push in and the noise he'd
make what sound like, you have to do it, but
we can't fully, we can't visualize, we can't picture it.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
He's just like, oh, that would be so awkward.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
I don't know what I would do.
Speaker 13 (24:14):
Oh my gosh. I was like, my arms are off
to the side. This still makes me very uncomfortable.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
And I am he got side boobe okay, but okay,
question for someone who's never had a massage, I think
that could probably feel a bit weird.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
I also don't know how much side boob they normally
touch anyway, and if a guy purposefully stays away from
like that part of like your ribs because of that, Like,
I don't know, Ammy, can you talk me through this?
Speaker 4 (24:44):
Yeah, I would.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
I feel like any even female massage therapist, that I've
gone to avoid certain areas because.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I've had side screwed hit before.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
And you know what, I just take it as that's
part for the corn.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Yeah that I think for her so much.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Maybe that was just showing like was he touching that
area or it just showed.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
No, no, he was he was touching.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Oh my god, do you make a sound? Yes?
Speaker 10 (25:07):
The whole time.
Speaker 13 (25:07):
This was a thirty minute, the longest thirty minutes of
my life.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Okay, see, and this is why this was her first
experience and now no wonder she's never gone back because
it was so terrible.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
I forgot what he sounded like.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Again. He's like, sorry, what, I don't even know anyone
that makes that sound anyway in any form.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Guy guys just like be like, do what she's trying
to do?
Speaker 1 (25:42):
That feels.
Speaker 13 (25:44):
No, it was more subtle, like he was just subtly enjoying.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
You're sixty. You're a sixty year old man.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
I can't get there.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
I can't either.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
So I think you've had a bad experience, and I
would like to help make this experience good again. If
I were to get you a massage from somewhere that
I think is great, would you go and do it
and accept it with a female?
Speaker 10 (26:05):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (26:06):
A female?
Speaker 2 (26:07):
I don't know. I mean you can ask, right, you
tell him what?
Speaker 5 (26:10):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (26:11):
If I line you up a massage, will you go
and do it?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (26:14):
I would do that, Okay, I just really I'm really ticklish.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
He's seventy three.
Speaker 10 (26:20):
Now I told him I.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
Was ticklish too.
Speaker 13 (26:24):
I was like, stay away from the side, some ticklish
And then.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Do you think he was creepy?
Speaker 14 (26:31):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (26:32):
Okay, no, because also you know how you have the
towel covering you he uncovered my.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
But no, yes, yeah, did you report? Is like this
was my first.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Massage, so she didn't know.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
I was like, maybe this is normal and people.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Just like you had underwear on, right, Yeah, I don't know.
My butt's always fully uncovered because I'm wearing underwear.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Yeah, so I don't know the difference. That's why I'm asking.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Yeah, she had underwear on, Amy.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Yeah, no, but I didn't know. Why did he need
to do that?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Is he get in your glutes discerning to me? No?
Speaker 2 (27:08):
I just sent my back. I'm not arguing he was right.
I'm just asking questions.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
You guys are judging me.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
I know I'm not judging you. I'm just like shot.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Ship, I'm underwear, so I think I don't need to.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
Tell I just feel like this story.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Abby had shared this with me the other day, and
now it's getting worse and worse.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
No, like, no, what I was thinking.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Like, oh, Abby needs to get another massage because they're
not all this bad, Like this could be great for her,
And now I totally totally get why she has never
gone back, Like this story has escalated.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Yeah, if he like grabbed your butt cheeks and spread them,
that's weird. He that's not a massage technique, I hope not.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Yeah, Oh you didn't know the other stuff happened?
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Yeah, yeah, I thought it was moaning an old man moaning.
That's all I thought.
Speaker 13 (27:56):
But this side boob and butt, No, yeah, don't.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
There's more to.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Your toes not normal, totally.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Like because she didn't know, but anybody who's had a
regular massage, if that was happening to that, like I
would think I would I would get up and I'd
be like, the massage is over.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Yeah, but I understand never having done it, wondering if
it's normal or not. Okay, I'm going to get you
a good one. Oh my god, that'd be amazing.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Oh so you're still open to it?
Speaker 13 (28:21):
I think I don't know. I'm still nervous. That's why
I was like, I'm never going to do a massage,
but if it's with a female, I think I.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Could try it.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
What if she starts moaning I'm out. You'll just get it.
If you feeling comfortable, just get up and leave.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Yeah deal, yeah steel okay, uh yeah, let me find
we'll get abby massage and we'll get it a report
back because they are they are good. I want to
do an update on Amy's couch. She had this couch
she wanted to sell, but her cat had pete on
it three times. Her question was should she disclosed that
the cat had pete on the couch? I said no,
but we got a lot of calls.
Speaker 14 (28:51):
Number one, I have listed things, and all I've put
in my listing is pet friendly home. And if you're
a pet person, you know that there could be other
smells on that furniture. And if you're not a pet person,
then either you don't know, you don't care, you don't
buy the couch.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
That's number one.
Speaker 15 (29:09):
Number two, Yes, you absolutely have to disclose that your
cat heat on that couch twice cat pee. I'm sure
you can probably still smell it. You probably can't smell
it because you live with it. But there's no getting
TATSI out of something once they pee on it.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
One more.
Speaker 16 (29:26):
Number three, you can also on the head you can
put that it was a pet household, and you don't
have to say that a pee that'll you know, swear
it away. People know that the pet may have pet hair,
you know, if they're urgic to it or something like that.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
But anyway, yeah, don't you just assume when you buy
something second hand there could be a litley of things?
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Oh yeah, and what did you do?
Speaker 3 (29:48):
I kind of like the idea of putting pet friendly
home like that just seems Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
So I listened it.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Man, I had over sixty people message me about this couch.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Was it because they love the couch or they heard
it on the show?
Speaker 4 (30:03):
No, I don't think they.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
I don't know how they would associate that with the
show at all, because it anywhere.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
No, No, no, there's no way they would have known.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
I just I just think it was a really good
deal because I ended up listing it for.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
Free because of the cat pee.
Speaker 10 (30:20):
Put it.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
I put it so I put you know, Uh, one
man's cat pie is another man's free. You wrote that, No, said,
I said a cadopy on it, and I ended up
giving it to or Yeah, I guess I didn't really
sell it to a college student here in town.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
That like really made Morgan's from cat hard that go ahead.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
So I like that I was able to help.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
A college student is trying to furnish his first apartment
and he has pet, so he was totally down for
it and so happy that he got it for free,
and so I felt like I was giving back to
the younger generation.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Do you ever see on TikTok these people that go
and buy old couches or beat up couches and refurbish
them and sell them for like five times the amount.
There's a whole part of TikTok where they do it. Oh,
they make a pretty good living doing it because they
do a really good job and they break it all down.
They pull coock things off like it. Sometimes they don't
even do that, they just reclean, they super clean them.
But sometimes they reappolseter it. Okay, yeah, well good for you. Yeah,
(31:24):
there's the update to the story giving back. That's me.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Well you wanted to get rid of it.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
I know it was awesome because he came again, even
exactly because he came and picked it up and it.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Was gone, just like that. These are the most hated
foods in America. They talked to ten thousand Americans all
different states from sixteen to seventy most hated foods in America.
What do you think makes the list? How many can
you get? What do you think is number one? Like
(31:56):
sardine's number one is not sardines, but it is number three, okay,
And I don't know that I've had enough sardines to
actually hate them. I kind of hate the id idea
of them because everybody hates them.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Yeah, are anchovies and sardines the same thing?
Speaker 2 (32:10):
The same thing?
Speaker 4 (32:11):
They're not the same thing. So anchovis number.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
One is anchovy number one. I don't know that I
would know the difference in anchovy's or sardines.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
I think one is like a bunch of little, weird
small fish mushed together, and one of them is an
actual fish.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
That makes sense, it sounds right.
Speaker 4 (32:24):
But I don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Olives number five, olives, anchovy, sardines, olive what I love olives?
Speaker 2 (32:32):
I love olives two now.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
But they are a wire taste for sure.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
There's a disgusting dang.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
I eat them just like by the hand from my fridge.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
I like them too, I'll do the same. I like
green ones.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
Though, Yeah, I'll do green, the black ones.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
The purple one.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Give me them all next I'm trying to think of
what else people, I mean, those are my top ones
that I lose gag.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Number ten.
Speaker 6 (32:56):
You don't like them anymore though they're gross.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
No excess so far?
Speaker 3 (33:01):
And are is it food foods or like? Like there's
because like you hate mayonnaise, the mayonnaise isn't no conment? Okay,
Like liver, ye had number two liver. My mom loved
to go to loop loved liver.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Like she would cook chicken livers like crazy. But that's
like fried chicken livers. Yeah, for sure. Anchopys one liver
two sardine's three olives are at five. She still got
six more.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
I mean, gosh, I like this though. I'm trying to
think of like things from the sea that are you know,
like like a like I like Calamari, but not the
squid looking part.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
So what are you gonna say squid? No, you're onto
something though, like so octopus. No, I won't need octopus though.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
Because they're friendly, they're too smart.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
You got three more sea sears.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
Here, I mean, but the people hate shrimp.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Is that your answer?
Speaker 2 (33:57):
No chance?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
No?
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (34:00):
More and one more miss okay from the sea. People
hate curl but love crap.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
We love crap.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
What about lobster? Okay, I don't know crab?
Speaker 1 (34:12):
No, what is it? No?
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Eddie oysters correct?
Speaker 4 (34:16):
Oh yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
I love oysters with something on them.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
I don't eat a lot on them. Yeah, but you
like them raw?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Yes, I'll eat roll oysters, but I won't eat roll oysters. Raw,
raw raw.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
You put a little hot sauce.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Anything works, a little vinegar, little lemon, anything works. So
I don't need much to it because I like oysters,
but I will not eat oysters by themselves.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
I'm gonna need it fried on a potato chick with
chipotle mao. That's the only way I eat it.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
You don't even know oyster. You just eat all this
stuff around it. What else you got?
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Eddie caviar?
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Yeap number six. And here's the thing about caviar. I've
never had it itself. It's stupid and it's kind of salty.
It's fine, but you want to get on the little pancakes.
It's all about the extra stuff with it. What are
they like? Fish egg? Yes, exactly what it is. And
it's stupid and it's way too expensive. But if you
get good cavear, it means they have good little pancakes
with it. So I've had that a few times. All right,
(35:08):
there's one more from the ocean. Oh, from the ocean,
we got Anchovia's liver, sardines, all of his caviar and oysters.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Still four left talapia.
Speaker 6 (35:20):
No, I like tilapia, but some people don't lunchbucks.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
And I don't know from the sea. But the other
one i'd guess is mushrooms. I'm not a big mushroom.
Ushrooms didn't make as I'm not a mushroom. I like mushroom.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
What else is in the sea that you don't like?
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Like?
Speaker 1 (35:34):
What? I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Anything else in the sea.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
See, I was looking towards like s cargo, But that's
a what is that?
Speaker 8 (35:39):
Now?
Speaker 2 (35:41):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Now? Okay, I think all the stuff you've had, I've
never had s cargo. Yeah, me either, I've just seen
it on a menu. What do you think scallops? Oh
that's a good one, this one, the one from the
ocean something people love it, that love it, and you
guys probably most mostly all love it.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
But the people that don't love it hate it.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Oh, salmon sushi sushi, very polar, very polar. People either
love it, love it or absolutely hate it?
Speaker 3 (36:09):
Yeah, like the kind with the raw fish on top
of the little thing of rice, nagari or something whatever.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
It's called sushi, just raw fish though not like a
good sushi roll.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
But I want to be like tempura mayo.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
Yes, yeah, I got three morementation crab.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
One of them is a plant, correct, Ok? Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
One of them is something you put on stuff. But
I wouldn't say it's a condiment, but accompany stuff. I
would have it.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
I'd put it on a meat on a steak, one sauce,
or I would put it sauce or with wings, slue cheese.
Oh yeah, yeah. And there's one left. And this one
is a substitute. Well for me, if I eat it,
I don't like it, but I think I think I
hate it more than I do.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Correct tofu.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
The list is anchovy's one, liver too, sardines three, tofu four,
all those five, caviar, six oysters, seven, blue cheese, eight.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Kale and sushi.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
We got them all. Anything you hate that didn't make
the list because I'm putting peanut butter up there. Hate it,
I don't understand. And I tell you what I did recently.
I took peanuts, mashed them up, put them in butter.
Still didn't like it because.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
It's not.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
But it tastes way better than peanut butter smells, but
I didn't. I still was like, this isn't good enough
for me to actually eat it. That's fine, but it
didn't make me vomit. I like peanuts, I like butter.
I like almond butter. And then I put peanuts in
butter to see if maybe I'd like it, and it wasn't.
It wasn't terrible, but I didn't like it. It was
(37:47):
it was awesome to do. It's kind of funny. What
do you put on the list?
Speaker 4 (37:51):
I mean a lot of mine are on there.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Okay, you're covered.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
I'm pretty covered. I said, say pickles. But that's just
because I think I would too. It's just that I
had that accident.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Oh trauma. Hey, I don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
Sorry, not that squad and I threw up the pickle
on the way home from the football game.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Got it.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
You need a good pickle, then good pickle change your life.
Speaker 6 (38:18):
Yeah, Eddie playing yogurt like not like the somorest flavored yogurt.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
I like that, But if you just get plain original yogurt.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Well, it just grosses me out.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
I'm not a big fan. I put stuff with it,
berries or something. Yeah, that's honey, that stuff's not bad.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Lunchwalks broncoly.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Disgusting.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
You mean broccoli, broccoli, broccoli gross.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
Morgan at Cilantro, I hate Cilantro.
Speaker 4 (38:45):
It tastes like soap.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
It is soap, yep. And if it doesn't taste like soathing,
you lost your taste in your smell.
Speaker 4 (38:52):
I my taste. I have the geene where Cilantro tastes
like soap.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Maybe somebody washed the Cilantro and.
Speaker 4 (38:57):
Didn't every single restaurant.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
That's weird.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Yeah, that's weird because it's every single restaurant because she's
Sophie Cilantro.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Bobby, a dog who was abandoned outside the Nevada SPCA
in Vegas earlier this month, was recently adopted just two
weeks after being found tied to a pole. Man. If
we got a big brother watching and we do right
everything we do, we need to find who tied the
freaking dog to the pole, then we need to give
him a little knuckle. Sandwich Klondike was turned over to
(39:32):
be cared for by the nonprofit Animal Foundation and the
protection service side of the pups owner for abandoning him. Okay,
we got the person who needs to know knuckle Sandwich
right here. At first, Klondike was scared when they got
it off the pole. It's also like a stripper when
I say like that. But they visited the shelter, they
adopted the dog, and now it's a permanent part of
their household. Good for them as well for adopting a
(39:53):
dog that they know is probably gonna have some trauma
based dog responses. That's from News Nation. Now I hate
what people I mean to animals. You tie a dog
to a pole, you're garbage. That's a that's garbage.
Speaker 4 (40:08):
That's how I got my dog. No, it's how I
got my dog.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
You know Kathy that we work with here, she rescues animals,
and she got a call one day from someone that
was like, hey, my cousin has had this dog tied
up outside their house for almost a year.
Speaker 4 (40:22):
And she's like, what's the address.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
Wait, the dog wasn't tied up for a year straight.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
Yeah, like it was outside. The rope had matted into
her skin.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
Oh, so they like fed it, so they didn't leave
it tied up right, but still that's still awful. I
interpreted it as they just left it for a year,
but that's so.
Speaker 4 (40:38):
Yeah, it was terrible.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
So Kathy just showed up and knocked on the door
and was like, we're taking the dog, like you know,
this isn't right, and they were sort of like, okay, yeah,
you're right. They had made plans because it's a labbordoodle
to breed her when she was ready, and they just
got busy and it hadn't come around yet, so they
were waiting for that moment, and so she was able
to walk away with the dog that day and garbage.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
She called me and she was like like, hey, do
you all want a labberdoodle?
Speaker 3 (41:01):
And I was like, yeah, that's garbage.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
That's good for you, not you. You're great, that's their garbage people.
Speaker 4 (41:07):
Yeah, yeah they are. Well, Kathy's the real hero. I
can't believe you.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
When you go knock on somebody's door, you don't know
what you're gonna be that with.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Yeah, that sucks. That's a great story of how it's
two and one. Thank you, that's what it's all about.
That was telling me something good.
Speaker 10 (41:21):
Wake up, Wake Up in the morn.
Speaker 12 (41:25):
And it's a radio and the Dodgers keeps on tilady
lunchbox more Game two Steve red and it's trying to
put you through a fog.
Speaker 10 (41:37):
He's running this week's next bit.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
The Bobby's on the box, so you know what this.
Speaker 13 (41:47):
The Bobby Ball.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
And now the Morning.
Speaker 7 (41:49):
Corny, The Morning Corny.
Speaker 4 (41:55):
What do you call it? Anxious ladybug?
Speaker 2 (41:57):
What do you call it? Anxious ladybug?
Speaker 4 (41:59):
Jiggerbug?
Speaker 1 (42:04):
That was the Morning Corning. Eddie liked it.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
He likes everything. Get it, No, I get it, I
get it. A couple of voicemails here hit that first one.
Speaker 14 (42:15):
I was waiting to see an update on how much
money Eddie made three Venmo for his hot dog eating contrast. Yes,
that'd be great.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Bye, thank you for the call. I did get my
money from him. I paid you, he paid me. I
saw pop up my venmo the fifty bucks because I
bet he couldn't eat thirty five.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
He only ate twenty. His goal was seventy and twenty.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Four hours and we did some challenges in the live stream,
and if Eddie was able to complete the challenge, he
got to give his venmo out.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
How much money did you make?
Speaker 1 (42:42):
That's crazy, dude, I got like four hundred dollars. No way,
four hundred dollars and tips.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
No way, it was And it wasn't like.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
It wasn't like somebody gave.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
One hundred dollars.
Speaker 6 (42:51):
It was like a dollar here, two dollars, somebody did
six to nine cents.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
It just added up to four hundred bucks. Wow, Mike,
do you want a challenge? I made one hundred and
thirty three dollars?
Speaker 16 (43:02):
Up.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Hey, we should do challenges of you every day on
the street.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
That's for you, both of you, guys.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
That's crazy, amazing. Okay, let's go to uh the next
voicemail wanted to up on my leg.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
My wife is in the hospital about to give birth
to our fourth.
Speaker 16 (43:17):
Kid, and I am here at chickil A getting food,
getting ready.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Let's go. Okay, question on your fourth kid, is it
just like we'll get there when we get there, vacation
Like it's hey, it's a thing, it's bigger than normal.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
Yeah, it's probably a very different feeling than the first.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Yeah, like you kind of got it down.
Speaker 6 (43:35):
Yes, I mean my wife got mad at me because,
like our second one, I was like, all right, we're
going to the hospital, but we're gonna stop and get McDonald's.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Was haven't easy. And this is the second one that
was rude. That still was rude.
Speaker 4 (43:45):
But let's not forget she was the one driving.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
That's also true, which makes it right.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Let's not forget.
Speaker 6 (43:50):
We've been to the hospital four times already, four false alarms.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Come on, give you.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
That I I thought about it.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
I thought about it, but I.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
Couldn't do it.
Speaker 10 (43:56):
Bobby Bone show. Sorry.
Speaker 7 (43:59):
Up today, this story comes up from Burbank, California. Police
got a call about a cereal butt sniffer on the
loose at Nordstrom rack. People called nine one one saying, hey,
there's a guy walking around the store sniffing women's butts.
They showed up and they arrested the thirty eight year
old man.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
He stayed, I capture you.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Someone would be onto your scent that you would leave
if you think someone saw you sniffing butts?
Speaker 3 (44:26):
Yeah, he uh.
Speaker 7 (44:27):
He had gone down the parking lot when they got there,
and they were able to apprehend him. He didn't have
a car, like.
Speaker 4 (44:32):
I don't get how you think you're gonna get away
with it?
Speaker 2 (44:34):
Do you just like nos a butt?
Speaker 4 (44:37):
Down on the ground.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
I think it's like.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
Guys who smell hair. Yeah, but you just got to
bend down lower. I mean that's just weird though, Like
you just try to drop hid somebody, yeah, and just
bend down when they don't see it.
Speaker 7 (44:49):
Okay, Oh, drop something's good, amy drop something, like you're
picking up your keys.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
The problem with dropping something is that person would then
turn around and look, because you look when somebody drops something.
If you're standing somewhere somebody drops their keys, you go,
what you don't? I think you don't drop anything. You
just have to be quiet and bend down and hope
they don't see you.
Speaker 4 (45:04):
What if it's a soft T shirt, because it.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Drops, you would see it in your in your peripheral though. Okay,
as someone putting theirself in a butt sniffer.
Speaker 4 (45:13):
Situation, so I'm kind of glad I don't know how
to do.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
Yeah. Sure, I might actually be a good butt snipper
now that I think about it. Uh yeah, that's crazy. Okay,
I'm lunchbox.
Speaker 7 (45:22):
That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
I'm gonna conclude on this note because it could start
a little drama here. Somebody on the show has said
to me, why is Morgan leaving the magazine with her
on the cover on the desk? Still?
Speaker 13 (45:35):
I don't know because I want it?
Speaker 1 (45:37):
Then do you have a hater in the room and
they're like Morgan is continuing, Morgan's on the cover of
a magazine. Yeah, it was a proud accomplishment, and it's
sitting on her desk still. It's really the only thing. Yeah,
I don't ever have any stuff on my desk, and
it's a proud moment of mine.
Speaker 4 (45:51):
So I was just sitting there.
Speaker 13 (45:52):
Also, I think it's funny to show Eddie and Lunchbox
that I was on a cover every day.
Speaker 6 (45:56):
Oh, I didn't even notice that.
Speaker 7 (45:57):
I don't even know you did.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
You should not talk what you're terrible act?
Speaker 6 (46:01):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (46:01):
My computers in the way? So I really can't.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
You're the one who did.
Speaker 11 (46:05):
I was just wondering how long it's going to be
there because it's not like, you know, Bobby has his
books and everything on his desk, So what's the difference
because you can't see that it's laying flat like she's
not even like holding it up, it's just sit Maybe.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
I'm doing it to sell books. Morgan's doing it to
rub it in the guy's face.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
But it's I think it's awesome that that's why she
said it's up there, that's pretty.
Speaker 6 (46:25):
Is that the real reason that's I feel like she
puts up that it just looked at herself and be like, wow,
that's cool.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
I did see it in a couple of places, like
random that I was in the city. I would walk
around and I would see you did. Yeah, like on
the stands.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
Yeah, I mean it's not a lot of people were
grabbing it.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
No, it means they put it in they kept happy,
and they said it was flying off the shelves.
Speaker 5 (46:41):
Then.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
Flying off the shelves. I did see a lot of
places though.
Speaker 10 (46:47):
It was really cool, and that was a proud moment.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
But it's funny to me that I just get to
rub it in you his face every day.
Speaker 10 (46:51):
Also, Eddie, you have like an.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
Egg a pin, you have a mug that a book,
nothing that's ever used.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
A book I gave him he's never read.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
Yeah the Alchemists.
Speaker 1 (46:59):
Yeah, I have that on my desk.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
Don't be a hater because she did some cool.
Speaker 6 (47:02):
I was just wondering why I was up there.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
Also, don't act what do you mean what do you mean?
What did I do?
Speaker 1 (47:08):
No, No, I don't know who.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
I didn't even see it over there.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
You didn't like that.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
I can't even see it.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
Because I wasn't gonna throw you under the bush. We're done.
We'll see you guys tomorrow. By everybody, It's the Baby
Bone Show. The Bobby Bones Show. Theme song, written, produced
and sang by Reid Yarberry. You can find his instagram
at read Yarberry, Scuba Steve executive producer, Raymondo, head of Production.
(47:34):
I'm Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank
you for listening to the podcast.
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Morgan Huelsman
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