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September 29, 2025 56 mins

Bobby shared what he found to be the best part of being pregnant. We also found out if he's going to allow us to buy him stuff for his baby. We gave our weekend recaps which led to us ranking who is the most and least athletic on the show.  Bobby also shares details on setting up the baby's room. Lunchbox and Eddie have been dying to give Bobby baby advice. They each share their best pieces of dad advice for him. We debate if it's good or bad advice. In the Bobby Feud, the Top 10 Disney characters are on the board. Who can name the most?

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Speaker 1 (00:11):
I hope you had a great weekend. Welcome to Monday
Show Morning Studio Morning. The guys on the show want
to give me advice. My wife's pregnant. If you missed
last week, we're gonna have a baby. And they both
are just like shaking to give me advice. They have
such great advice. They both reached out said he I
want to get some advice to publicly on the air.

(00:32):
So okay, so they've been holding us in. I'll let
you go first, lunchbox. Okay.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
My first piece of advice is a two for one. Okay,
you gotta do breastfeeding, and you gotta get ear plugs.
That way, in the middle of the night, you're not
responsible to get up with the baby because you can't breastfeed,
and you need the ear plugs because the middle of
the night wake ups. You don't want to hear it. Smart,
you need to be sleeping.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Question. Yeah, go ahead. Whenever she breastfeeds. If she does not,
we haven't even talked about that. Whenever she does, doesn't
she pump, so that means there'd be in a bottle
and I could also have to get up and do it.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
I mean, you pump sometimes, but if you're gonna be
around the baby all day, you don't really need to
pump because you can the baby can just get on
the boob and take the milk. Like if you're going
to work, if you're going on vacation without the baby,
you do pump. But uh, yeah, I think you should
really concentrate on the breastfeeding so you have live breastfeeding.
Live breastfeeding is so much better for the baby. It's healthier,

(01:35):
and it's important you get your sleep. There's no point
and both of you being awake in the middle of
the night when those breasts are being or the baby's
being fed via the breast.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Did you live by this with your wife?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Lived by it? Lived by it. I did not wake
up in the middle of the night. I did not
have to deal with that. She live breastfed, and she
would be miserable and she was tired. She would lean pullet,
you know, she'd sit in bed and she would do it.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
But it was nothing on me. It was so perfect,
like perfect. I write this down right, Eddie, when you
agree that's pretty good? Yeah? Not to do okay, what
do you mean what not to do?

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Well? It sounds avoidant and irresponsible.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yeah, yeah, it's not irresponsibly.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
These are these are all tips, any good tips, Eddie,
what's your first tip? Okay, so this is important, very important.
One of the worst things about having a baby is
changing the diaper. It's the worst smell sometimes, and you're like, oh,
this is so bad. You have to start early. Okay,
set the standard early. Act like you don't know how
to change diapers. Do the worst job possible so that
when your wife sees the diaper go, oh my gosh,

(02:35):
this is terrible.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Don't worry. I'll just do it from now on, like
put it on backward. Yes, that's perfect too. I don't
mind that one. That's a good one. Oh, come on,
I said, I don't mind it. Amy.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
It's important. You have to do this early or else. Dude,
you're gonna be changing thousands of diapers. Okay, what are
your all your eyes of that?

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Because it's ridiculous. You're not really going to do that. Yeah, well,
how you.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Got that one? Go four kids?

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yeah you did it with the first one. It did
not continue with the rest. I guarantee you that.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
But this would be my first one. They can skate
through this one. Okay, that one I'll put in the
possible category. You go lunchbox laundry. Mess up the laundry
one time, mess it up. What do you mean, like.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Shrink the baby's clothes, do something, because then you will
not be responsible for doing the baby's laundry.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
You're not.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
You're gonna be shocked how much laundry you have to
do because babies spill, they get stuff on it. It's
gross and you have to do loads of laundry every
day and it's so annoying.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
So you mess up one load, shrink the whole thing. Boom.
Guess what. Never you all laundry, dony, I can't trust
you to do the laundry. You screwed it all up.
That's it.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Okay. See, y'all are just their Their advice for you
is weaponized and confidence.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
They're converting me. I'll be honest with you.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Look, Amy, anything you said, Amy, but that is not
what I'm doing a situation.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
By acting like you can't figure it out, you know
how to do it.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
We had to learn the hard way.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
And we're helping Bobby here that he's going into this
and like we got to help him.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Okay, Bobby, don't listen to hat it.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Okay, Eddie, Oh, this was really important.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
Whatever you do, whatever you do, do not let your
wife drive out of the hospital when you're gonna have
a delivery.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
And do not stop for breakfast because you'll never hear
the end of it. That one I can agree with. Yes,
don't ever do that. But are you committing to the
fact that you did that because for a while you didn't. Well,
well no, I just say said.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Don't do it or you'll never hear the end of it.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
I don't really remember if I did that or not,
but just don't do it, Okay.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
So I have one tip down for sure going to follow,
which is don't do what you did. Yeah, don't let
your wife drive and then don't stop for breakfast while
she's driving on the way to give birth to the baby.
So make sure you have breakfast before you leave the house.
And then mess up the laundry, mess up the laundry,
mess up to die for changing, Yes, don't be good
at that at all. And then don't wake up in
the middle of the night with the baby.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah, make sure you're breast You're doing breastfeeding that way
you don't have to get.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Up, you guy. Everything about writing a book, no, but.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Weaponized incompetence.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
What would you call it lunchbox?

Speaker 2 (05:08):
I'd call it tips for tip, tips for a successful dadhood.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
I would call it work smarter, not harder, Daddy life,
daddy daddy version, yeah, Daddy Taylor versions.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
We could call it avoidance of responsibility.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Amy don't know. Amy.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
We didn't say don't spend time with her. He didn't
say don't do this, don't take your kid to the park.
We just said, this is going to make your life
so much easier. And it isn't that what happening at
kids all about making your life so much easier?

Speaker 5 (05:37):
It is.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
It's about work hard there, it is. That's why the
books call that. Thank you boys, You're welcome. How would
your weekend?

Speaker 3 (05:44):
It was really good, very relaxing, but also stressful because
Stevenson had a track meet.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
I saw it ran two miles and eleven minutes. That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Yeah, PR, PR new PR he had done eleven fifteen.
And he really even when he he did eleven fifteen,
he's I can't believe I did that. There's no way
I could ever do better. And then and then he
got this PR and now I'm like, all right, here
we go. Your brain is holding you back. State is
this weekend, and we have some training to do this week.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Why what's a good time for State mental training?

Speaker 3 (06:16):
Well, I don't. I mean eleven, oh one's pretty good.
But I mean I think he can go faster.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
I think his mind is wondering what wins states.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
Well, like the winners of so he didn't. He wasn't
in first place at sectionals. The winner was like ten thirty,
so he's like thirty seconds behind first place.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
I wonder if Eddie and I are running together, meaning
you do a lap, I do a lap, and we rest,
if we could beat him running both miles by himself.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Oh okay, I see what you mean.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah, no, it's not one mile and one mile because
I think we would lose that, so it'd be a relay. Yeah,
like just back and forth. Eleven is eleven's flying. Yeah,
that's five and a half. That's five and a half
of mine. That's awesome, that's you know.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
I'm really proud of him.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
It's I don't think we could, but I don't think
so either. I think Lunchbox I might can because he's
a runner.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
I mean, yeah, dude, I have like planner fasciaist.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
You ever wish you are more of an athlete, like
just generally.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
No, I am a pretty good athlete, and the proof
is in the putting. My kids are good.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Athletes, but two of them are not biologically not.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
Counting them, so you're counting one of them, no, both
like my other one like, yes, he's not the best athlete,
but he can drain threes and to me, that's a skill.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Okay, what if it came from your wife's side.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
We're also not comparing them to you right now. It
also can come from your wife. I'm just saying, do
you wish do you wish you would have lost some
art to be more of an athlete?

Speaker 4 (07:42):
You're baiting me to sound like scubasteve here, and I'm
telling you, dude, if I would have spend more time
practicing my dad, I really think if my dad would
have been around and helped me better. It was never around, Amy.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Okay, but I'm a better athlete than you, and I
didn't even have a dad.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Bobby. Bobby has never around. You can't say we don't.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Got to go that hard.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
He's discounting your experience.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yeah, he is a little bit well. I meant, like,
you know, throwing the ball with me.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
My dad didn't, but he was around.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
On the TikTok trend where people will go to their
husbands or dads that are professional athletes but they may
be retired and they're like, give, I wish you were
a little more athletic, and I'm like, what so offended? Yes,
I wanted to speak. Okay, of the show up, we
were ranking just athletic ability. Oh, it's tough. It's tough.
It would be one. This is everyone like Ray too,

(08:36):
Because no matter who.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Y'all say is one, there's about three people I can
think them that are going to get offended or four
who Okay, Scoo was gonna think he's one? I know, yeah,
but also I'm not even if even if I was included,
i'd be the last.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Probably i'd probably go Ray one of this natural athletic ability.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
And he played college ball too, baseball, he did, I
hear you?

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Wait, why are you? Why are you? I mean we didn't, Bobby,
You just said he was number one.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
I did. Yeah, yeah, he's number one. And then I
think it's a grab bag from there. No, no, no, keep going,
keep going, Okay, I can go backward. You No, I
think you're the least athletic person on the show, no chance.
But also think you're better at other things than other
than other people in show. You can sing better than
anybody on the show, can't You can sing? You can
play guitar better than anybody on the show, Like you
have things. I don't want this to be a bag anything.

(09:34):
I definitely think you are much stronger at other things. Yeah,
I think there. I think you have their second quickest
win on the show behind you. Yeah, okay, I'll take that.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
But if you would have played anyone else, I would
have I would have been offended.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Okay and.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Offended, Yeah, I think, But but okay, I no, no,
No athletic is you just give somebody a ball and
a movement and they can pretty much get it pretty quickly.
It doesn't depend on the sport, not if it's like
natural athletes, like can they run fast? Can they jump?
Can they? I'd put you last, probably Scuba next to last.

(10:12):
How is Scuba Nott? Offended? Right now? Off?

Speaker 6 (10:18):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (10:18):
I run so fast. I'm afraid to run. That's how
fast I run because I can't slow down. He can't
choke a guy out, and I could jump higher than
anyone on the show. Probably next to Bobby Well, eleven
minutes flies. That's really cool. And I don't think that
Eddie and I could run a lap at a time
and beat him. That's that's so fast. How the charity
event go?

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Oh, that was really that was another great part of
the weekend. Stevenson was annoyed there because that was Friday night.
His race was Saturday morning, and he wanted to be like, oh,
golfing like the whole time, and I'm like, dude, you
gotta rest your legs. You can hit a few times,
but you.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Gotta sit amy you were holding them out.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Yeah. Yeah, it's like now that I've never been like soccer.
I've never had like eleventh grade grade is he No,
he's in eighth grade, so.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
He's even younger. They could do that. They're resilient, they
play time.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
I've never been like soccer. Mom, I've never had a.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Kid that's crazier.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
It's not I've never had a kid that's excelled at
something sports wise, like, so I don't know what that's like.
But now I'm figuring it out. And listen, we have
we have a role to play his parents to make
sure they hydrate, rest their bodies and guess what, he
had a pr on Saturday morning and.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
You deserve that.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
And I cheered him on at a different point. Normally
I like to be at the finish line, so I
was a little annoyed. I wasn't because I couldn't see
him crossing the finish line. But I think it was
more imperative that I was about a quarter of a
mile from the finish line because cheering him on at
that point he sped up after that. And so for State,
we're gonna have people strategically placed throughout the course.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
What if that's the key to Olympic medals, where the
cheers are strategically placed.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
Yes, I feel like there might be something to it.
And we've got these big fat heads with his face,
so that's what we're doing. So anyway, But but the
charity went great, thank you and your hole in one,
but nobody got a hold of mine. But one guy
got so close, like I couldn't believe how close he got,
and that was the end of the night, and I
was like, how crazy, Like five minutes before it closes

(12:16):
or the bay closes down that he drained it.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Did Eddie show up to his event with his head
on it.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
No, his face was on it. But yeah, but everybody's like,
what's up with people? Some people listen to the show,
so they knew, and they were like, oh, that's hilarious.
And then other people were like, what is going.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Did anyone want my backstory?

Speaker 3 (12:37):
What is going on here?

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Did he die?

Speaker 6 (12:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (12:40):
It was a Foster Kid event and it was in
honor of a guy's dyslexia.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Yes, And the sign was very specific in honor of
Eddie's like and then it had just like Eddie's head
on it. Top Golf made a more appropriate sign, which
was like hole in one for ten thousand dollars sponsored
by Bobby Bones. Like I didn't need that, I know,
but they'd didn't get the memo of the like they
just had on paper who bought the bay, And then

(13:06):
I had to make the more specific sign, which I
thought it turned out.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
I thought it was great.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
Did anyone like talk about dyslexia because of the sign,
because that would be.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Secure was discovered.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
I'm sure when they all they would step up and
then they probably went back to their individual bays, and
that probably was a topic of discussion as they go
offed and ate. I'm sure that's what's all about spreading
awareness and awareness.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
So had the race go for you? Yeah? I didn't
do it, So you didn't go to the Amy's thing
that your head was on Norman Foster. But I did.

Speaker 4 (13:36):
I did go to my son's game and they lost
the championship, so that was pointless.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Could have gone to the race. Do you think if
you're a better athlete, they don't won like genetics? No,
it wasn't on my son get a trickle and everyone
got hurt.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Dude, it's crazy his son did well. Yeah, it was
everybody else's fault.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
No, a lot of people got hurt. Did your he
did not get hurt?

Speaker 1 (13:53):
It was football football? Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
Why was I picturing basketball.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
Because they played a lot of basketball, But right now
is football season. Every I mean, I'm talking the three
star players Boom down done are starting quarterback?

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Who you mean three? What's a three star player? With that?
Three star players?

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Three of the star I thought we were doing.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Like rivals recruiting rankings, like we got a three star
Like what? No, not yet, night, We're not there yet. Okay,
So they lost. They lost. It was terrible. Uh speaking
of losing, but they lost undefeated. They had an undefeated record,
and the undefeated record got it.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
I know what you're gonna say.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Yeah, speaking of losing, Yeah, WTF. Well the WTF parlay
didn't hit, but we knew it wouldn't and it definitely
didn't hit because Cowboys went either. But what a late
game that was? Yeah, I mean a night what a nightmare, dude,
the law that was a nightmare. Let me let me
do Arkansas first. Yeah. Okay, So I didn't go to
faybe Bill because two reasons, and now I can say
the other reason. One reason is it's getting bleak and

(14:49):
I knew going into it there was probably gonna be
some coaching changes. I thought we'd probably lose. I didn't
root Force to lose. I never rooted for Arkansas to lose,
but I thought, you know, I probably shouldn't go because
I don't want to be involved, and not that I'm
making any decisions, but I'd probably be up in a
box with like coaches, families and stuff, and I don't
want to that's weird. They're all about to get fired.
I feel bad. The second was my wife's pregnant, and

(15:11):
she I was like, she doesn't really want to fly
but I couldn't say that when I first talked about it. Yeah,
that's true because we weren't announcing it yet. So we
went and it was Yeah, it was one of the
worst games I've ever seen. It's bad. I think the
game the week before it was worse because we lost
to a much smaller school, Memphis, But this was bad.
It was another national TV game, first time Notre Dame

(15:33):
has ever been to Arkansas, and it was over at
halftime and we had some friends that were there and
they said it at halftime it was emptied out.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
So yeah, I did notice people leaving. I thought they
were going to get snacks or something, but they never
came back.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Well, Kaylen said that too. She goes look at everybody leaving,
and I was like, I think they're just going to
get snacks. No, she was right, they never came back.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
They probably like did think like maybe I'll go get
some snacks and then they're like, we're already weick.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
This. Yeah. I had to hear like ten times at
Oklahoma's four and oh but I don't root against Oklahoma.
I root for Oklahoma. So that was a rough one.
But they fired the head coach, which which is like
after the game they fired him Sunday yesterday.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
That's a good question, Amy, did you think it was
like immediately after the game they.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Have done that. There's a video of herm Edwards at
Arizona State coming off the field. They meet him in
the end zone to fire him.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
No way, I guess I thought, I get I guess
I didn't know they could get rid of the coach
in the middle of a season.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
They have to pay him. There's something called a buyout.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
And who comes in just who's.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Our assistant coach who has been a head coach before.
As a matter of fact, he was our head coach
before he wrecked a motorcycle when he got cut hooking
up with one of the other it's a whole thing.
He got fired from Arkansas. Do you know the story.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
I remember this now that you bring it up. We
remember it at being in the news.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Yeah, so allegedly, And Mike, you maye want to pull
up the specific language here he was. I think he
got fired because he had put this girl on payroll
and was paying her like that was the real reason.
But really he was. He was also hooking up with
and she was I believe a grad assistant on one

(17:13):
of the school teams and was like married to somebody's
and was like cheating with him, And so he comes
to a press conference in a neck brace because he
wrecked a motorcycle. However, the real story is the dude
beat I mean, not the real all.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
I didn't know this.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
The alleged story, the story that has been going around
circles is that actually that there wasn't a motorcycle wreck.
He gets the crap beat out of him by that dude.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
Oh okay, I did not know the update.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Well, it's not really an update because that's me. That's
it's just rumor and hearsay. What do you see?

Speaker 7 (17:46):
Yeah, the official thing was misleading and manipulative behavior.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
And does it say what he misled and manipulated? He
said he.

Speaker 7 (17:52):
Potentially had lied about a relationship okay with a staffer boom,
then and then I now the motorcycle wasn't part of
the firing part of it. Was also lying about the accident. Oh,
he lied about who was with him on the motorcycle.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
She was with him, supposedly, but also did the same
thing about him paying her her being on staff. Yeah, okay,
so okay, he's already coach again, but he was our
best head coach ever, Like he won eleven games for US,
ten games for US, But he's our head coach again
because he's his name, Bobby Petrino. When was that the
whole more? Second years ago? Eleven years ago?

Speaker 7 (18:28):
What he got My twenty twelve said he gave her
a twenty thousand dollars gift card or gift without disclosing
the relationship.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Twenty thousand. Let's go look at that. Oh yeah, that's
the picture they've posted every time.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
And this is what he allegedly roast like got beat up.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Allegedly that's the story mob stuff that. Well, if it's
your girl and he's been doing it with your girl,
but I don't know that that's true. I'm gonna say again, it.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
Looks like a road ration on his face.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Yeah for sure. You don't think that.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
Dude want to tell everyone like, yeah, I beat him up.
That's me, motorcycle on my butt.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Like, hey, look I loved that dude. I hear he
was a nightmare to work for night But you didn't
have to deal with that. I didn't deal with it.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
I just wanted w's what about the players that they
think he was a nightmare too, or just talk to
the players.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
I just give me wins. And we had wins, and
we weren't cheating, and we should have been because everybody
wanted on the field. He was, Hey, whatever it takes
a my life right, Tiger Woods doing his thing. He's
winning freaking Masters, five Petrino eleven wins, ten wins, turned
the whole freaking program around. Got fired. We've been in
a downward spiral since then. Anyway, fired a coach. He's

(19:32):
our head coach again. It's unbelievable that they even hired
him back. Because they hired him back his offensive coordinator.
We were shocked because of he got fired, how he left.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
But as I get this, he's not the head coach,
but as offense head coach. Right, but in the past
several weeks as offensive coordinator, he can't, you know, like
head coach. I guess that's a bigger role. But was
he making an impact on the offense at least?

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Sure? But you only have so much. Say, Okay, some
relationships the head coach you have full autonomy to do
whatever you want. Some you have most, but the head
coach can overrule some. It's just every of the relationship
is different. But he couldn't control the defense, he couldn't
control special teams. But he's the head coach now for
the rest of the year.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
Is he the official head coach in I don't think.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
We'll get the job. We have a awful schedule coming up,
and he's gonna need to go like six and two,
and I don't think that's possible. I don't think if
freaking Bear Bryant came back Amy you know him, Yeah,
anybody goes six and two. It's really tough. Anyway, that's
what we did that. We lost that game bad. And

(20:42):
the weird thing is I like Sam Pittman, like I
have a bit of a relationship with them, so I
don't like to see the human get fired. But it
was time. I wish he just would have left at
the end of last year and been like I retire,
I'm having hip surgery, I retire. Make somem up. Well,
but that there's millions of dollars left on the table.
Oh no, buy out was nine million dollars.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Yeah what Bobby has four.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Kids, Patrino and great kids.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
I like him.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Let's go he messed up eleven years ago. Let's forgive
the name. Can be forgiven.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
Yeah, no, I get it.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Let's go by Petrino for president. What we're talking about now,
there's another motorcycle accident. We got problems, keep them off motorcycles.
That and then so I did that, watch a lot
of football, Wait, stroller shopping. We talk about that later.
WTF the WTFI, the parlay of Arkansas winning and the
Cowboys winning. We said, don't bet it because it ain't

(21:32):
gonna win. And here's the thing, we were right. We're
rarely right. We were right on that one. It didn't win.
I was up till eleven and freaking o'clock watching the
Cowboys go forty to forty on a tie game. So
you watched all the whole thing. Wow, good for you. Well,
and I had the Cowboys plus nine. I'd bet like
three hundred bucks in the Cowboys plus nine, which means
what amy I don't remember the Cowboys plus nine?

Speaker 3 (21:52):
Come on, you can do this the Cowboys. Oh, oh,
as long as whatever their score is add nine and
they and.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
If they still win, they win. Yeah boom. So I
knew they would win, got it? You got stressed out
there a little bit.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
Yeah, but then it came to.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Me, got it? So watch the whole game because of
your plus nine. Once I went to overtime, I knew
I'd won because you can't score more than eight. But
then I was like, oh, I'm in this long, but
what a disaster. I would say that's a win for
the Cowboys though, So I told Mike. I was like,
I think it's a win for it is for us.
Michah Parsons didn't come into Dallas and beat the Cowboys.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
He did not, so that think doesn't win for the Cowboys.
And they got him down as a sack, but man,
it's a debatable sack.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
It's officially a sack. I know. But he was like
right there, like exactly that Almos scored the touchdown and
win the game.

Speaker 8 (22:39):
I know.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Yeah, that's crazy. Anyway, that was the weekend, a lot
of football, did some stroller shopping. We can talk about
that in this part two of the podcast Arkansas Lost.
I'm thinking about going to Knoxville in two weeks to
watch Arkansas at Tennessee. It may be two hundred to zero,
but I'll say this Neland's a really cool environment.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
If you haven't, oh so I should, there's I might.
I got invited to the one against Oklahoma.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Tennessee, Oklahoma, that'd be awesome. It'll be in Tennessee this.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Year, so that's yeah. So that's a cool experience.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Big game, that'd be awesome. Listen, I hate saying this
about other schools. Niland one of the best because it's huge,
it's loud, they're very passionate. They play Rocky Top over
and over. You'll sing that song for three days.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
Okay, you're kind of convincing me you should go.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
Oh yeah, it's one of the best college frooball experiences
you can go to.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
My boyfriend just mentioned me last night and I said,
can I get back to you? And he's like, okay,
well let me know where you're gonna know because I'll
need to invite somebody else. And he's like, if you
just legit don't want to go, just say.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yeah, I would commit now, or commit to not going now,
because that's a pretty no.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
If you're saying it's a cool experience.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Yeah you should go.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
Okay, sweet, I'm in.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
I think that's LSU at night in a big game
or Niland, those are the two you want to go to. Okay,
Florida kind of sucks.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
Now, so I'm going to a UVA game.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
That's like going to watch high school football. Although they
are good this year. They spent a bunch money in
the portal, but they are and they did have a.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Good they're playing a good team.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
That's like, Well, they did rush to field with no
barrier that I saw.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
He showed me. He's like, this is or they haven't
the craziest field rushing ever.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Yeah, because it was dangerous, almost kill people, That's what
I said.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
I said, what if somebody got trampled on and died?

Speaker 1 (24:22):
I never know.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
We left it just it just seems a little reckless.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Well, there are no barriers that that conference and that
school aren't used to winning, so why put up things
to keep people from celebrating when winning be expensive?

Speaker 3 (24:34):
Yeah, okay, they.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Went in basketball, but football really not. But they spent
a lot of money this year, like more than most
everybody else, so they're good.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
I don't know who which game?

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Did your boyfriend pay for it for?

Speaker 8 (24:47):
What?

Speaker 1 (24:48):
The team?

Speaker 3 (24:49):
No? Okay, no, but I'm going to be meeting all
of his college friends.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
So, oh, did you go to Virginia?

Speaker 3 (24:55):
He did? Yeah, So it's like they meet up once
a year for a game. So this is the game.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
So what's the Tennessee thing?

Speaker 3 (25:01):
He went to Tennessee for law school. He got he's
going to that game.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
I don't know what's one. Is he more loyal to
I'd assume Virginia undergrad. Did you get to choose that
four years?

Speaker 3 (25:15):
I think?

Speaker 1 (25:16):
And you're less adult? That's true. You're having fun? Yeah,
all right, Uh, that's that's cool. Good weekend, Amy thumbs up,
thumbs up, thumbs up, thumbs mid to me, I'm not
gonna go thumbs down.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
But you knew it was gonna Yeah, it still sucks,
but then you got a new coach.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
We don't have. No, we have an interim coach that
was not official. He's then he's official of the interim.
When they fire your old coach, that.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
Somebody has to I know it's the interim, but do
you think they'll make it official.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
I don't think he'll be the coach, but he has
auditioning for the job. Yeah. I'd also like to be
up for that. If you guys don't mind putting up
for the job, awesome, that'd be awesome.

Speaker 9 (26:00):
Video's a question to be.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
Well, Hello, Bobby Bones, my boyfriend is not really the
social media type, but The other day, he posted a
picture of himself at the gym lifting weight, sweaty and
honestly looking really good. It was a lot sexier than
anything he's ever posted before. He doesn't post often. I
was surprised because it's not like him at all. Now

(26:26):
my brain is going in circles. Doesn't mean he's feeling
more confident or is he trying to get attention from
other people maybe even women? Am I overthinking this or
has a change in someone's posting style something to pay
attention to? Signed confused by the Jim selfie Now I
would tell you don't freak out when there's not a
reason to freak out, and right now there's not a

(26:46):
reason to freak out. Yeah, that's different, but don't just
think that what he's doing different is trying to find
another girl. He may just be so differently attacking his
health that he's proud of it and want's show it off.
So I don't think he's posting thirst traps to get
other girls. I think if this is true, if he's

(27:07):
been spending a lot of time at the gym really
trying to get himself right physically, this is a product
of that more than just trying to get a girl
to say what's up? I would say it's not that
at all. There will be other indicators in your relationship.
If he's trying to get a girl to say what's up,
and if the only thing he's done is post a
picture of him at the gym, then I think you

(27:28):
should be proud that he's working out, that he's trying
to get himself better physically. That's where my brain goes
when I think of this, because I don't think girls
really just see a muscular dude and hit him up.
The opposite happens.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Yeah, No, I'm thinking like he could be feeling more confident,
like you're saying, so he's feeling good showing it off,
and sometimes people a change of behavior might be like
he's craving some sort of validation and it may not
even be from women. He knows that his boys may
recognize his work and say something and.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Well that on Instagram. We'll make a little comment maybe
like dang, dude, i'ms are huge, but were doing that
on Instagram? We ain't like and we ain't doing that.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
Okay, Well that was just a thought that crossed my mind.
Maybe I don't know typical man may.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Do that to each other.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
But yeah, I think a lot of times what women
are doing, we want validation from other women. And I
thought maybe that y'all did that too. Sometimes.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Yeah, we want it, but we don't give it on Instagram.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
Gotcha.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
We're not like You've been putting in a lot of
work and we can tell. We never put out the
comments like your abs look great. I haven't seen them
as up close. Yeah great, not really our style. I
think he probably is just working out now and proud
of it, and I think she'd proud of him.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
But anytime there is a change behavior, you pay attention,
but you figure out what it is and maybe you compliment.
You make sure you give him the compliments.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Yeah, excited it for that. Yeah, but you ever known
a guy to do that? No, noound, no in.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Person body looking good. You would not put that on
an Instagram. It seems so weird.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
I'm saying, if you never knew your nipples, that's a
thing to put on.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
If you do post it and your friends do see it,
maybe they're not going to publicly leave a comment, but
they might next time they see you, like, hey, dude,
a start post the other day.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
We're not even gonna do that, okay, because that means
we've been thinking about it the whole time. Oh that's weird. Yeah.
If somebody, if a dude's not gonna cut off and
it's like Danny, do are you working out? That's it.
You move on with life.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
I feel like all of y'all if some if y'all
posted a picture and someone says something you later, you
would love it.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
You would love it, but no one would another dude
wouldn't say anything later.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Well, y'all should, I'm telling you you would love it.
So yeah, change the like make it okay.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
I'm okay with culture now, I'm okay with culture. Yeah,
I think you're fine. Emailer, I really do think you're fine.
If there are other indicators, maybe you're not fine. But
if it's just this, you're all good. He just is
working out and would like for you to probably say, hey,
you look good. All right, that's it. Let's play the
Bobby feud. We has two thousand Bobby Bone Show listeners
to just name a famous Disney character. Ten answers are

(29:54):
on the board. Amy Morgan and Eddie are playing this round.
Amy name a fan miss Disney character. Cinderella Show me
Cinderella number five?

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Answer Uh, snow White snow White.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Number six answer Okay, Nah, you know I don't answer
question No, you don't answer questions.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
But I'm just thinking out loud, like Disney, Disney is Pixar,
and Pixar is Disney. Right, who cares? Uh?

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Three seconds?

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Bell the Beauty, Beauty and Bell? I think she's Bell.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Bell number ten? Wow, my gosh.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
All right, well, then what about the Beast?

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Show me the boost over to Morgan? Morgan, there are
ten answers on the board. Name a famous Disney character.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Yeah, I had all.

Speaker 10 (31:03):
The ones that Amy had, and that's throwing me off.
But this movie is super popular right now. I don't
know if you put them together, but I would think Stitch.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Is one of them.

Speaker 11 (31:12):
Show me Stitch, give me Woody from Toy Story, Give
him Woody back over to you.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
Amy.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Points are doubled. We played three rounds off the board
of Cinderella, snow White, and Bell.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
Okay, what about Mickey Mouse?

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Mickey? I mean yeah, number one answered, I mean, he's
the dude. I was surprised to get all the way
through the first round. Nobody guts I'm making well.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Then surely Minnie's on there, Minna.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Number two?

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Okay, what about Goofying for.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Mickey? Minnie, Goofy, Cinderella, snow White and Bell all off
the board.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
Who's Pluto? Who's Pluto?

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Are you asking? Three seconds? A dog? Mickey's dog? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (32:22):
You just kept popping into my head.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Work because Goofy was a dog and Pluto was a dog.
But Goofy like talking into human stuff and Pluto was
just a dog.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Okay, Well, Pluto was taking over my mind and keeping
me from thinking of anything else.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Okay, no, Pluto, Morgan over to you.

Speaker 10 (32:37):
Yeah, okay, I've had to change my strategy.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
I was going a little to modern Disney, Donald.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Duck, that's great, okay, number three Donald Duck.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Okay, okay, oh okay, what about.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Moulan, show me Moulan. He has zero points, Eddie, three
answers are left. There are still enough to win the game.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
I don't know if I should let Amy go again
or like or should I wait for the third round.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
That's where I'm confused.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
I feel like I gotta get something on the board
or else I'm like in danger of losing.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
So give me Ariel, Little Mermaid. Ariel number seven worth
fourteen points. Whoa, he's there's number eight and nine still
on the board right now. The score is Amy twenty nine,
Morgan six, Eddie fourteen. I think I'm gonna have to punt.
Give me a Laddin. Why would you punt?

Speaker 4 (33:40):
I feel like I need to go with that.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
That's the dumbest it. You get one more, you take
the lead.

Speaker 12 (33:44):
Yeah, only one more? Well, I'm just Cautelia du so.
If you give the more, you win easily. No way
is a Latin on the board. Show me a lad
Even Lunchbox went what I was.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Like, why would you punt?

Speaker 2 (33:56):
All you gotta do is get the last two on
the board and you win.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
That's true. Amy over to you, Simba showing me Simba
Amy for twenty four points. That's the number eight answer. Yeah,
and one more?

Speaker 3 (34:13):
All right, tinkarell.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
No Amy is going to win. Oh my god, Morgan,
if you get this one, Eddie finished his last place.
If you don't, you finished last and you're out next round.
There's one character left. Name a Disney character off the board.
Mickey and Minnie and Donald and Goofy, Cinderella, snow White, Ariel,

(34:35):
Simba and Bell. Got one answer left.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
Gosh, this is just really throwing me off.

Speaker 10 (34:42):
I keep going Modern Disney and so many of these
are looped to the old Disney.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
And we'll talk about.

Speaker 10 (34:51):
Yeahs last place, it matters.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Yeah, but if you miss it your last place, okay.

Speaker 10 (34:58):
Well, I mean I'm thinking you got Finding Nemo. And
that's a massive movie of Pocahontas, which was huge buzz
light ear. I feel like was also just as big
as Woody. But gosh, Pocahonas was the old one, and
that would be the old school one be new school.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
Second place? That makes sense? Now, sorry, house, Hi, I
am the hater Morgan.

Speaker 10 (35:35):
Most of these are old school, I guess.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
So I'm gonna go Pocahontas.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Anything else. Yeah, I don't deserve this, but give me Elsa, Elsa.
You don't deserve that. I don't deserve it because you
could have won the whole thing with Elsa and you didn't.
Amy Wings, It's time for the good news.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
So there's a couple of Grace and Thomas and they
plan on getting married in Colorado next month. Only problem
is Grace's dad, Dan, has had pancreatic cancer the last
two years, and they started to realize there's no way
that dad's not going to make it to Colorado. So
what they did is the hospital put together an entire
wedding ceremony. So I want to shout out the hospital

(36:29):
specifically Northwest Community Hospital. They put together a wedding and
he was able to walk his daughter down the aisle.
Well he was in a wheelchair, but he wheeled her
down and he had a suit on, a red tie, sunglasses,
and it's just a really special moment. He's been fighting
so hard and it's just incredible that they put this together.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Yeah, a big shout out to that overwork staff at
the hospital because.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
They have a lot of things they're trying to take
care of and this probably brings them joy too because
they see a lot of heavy stuff and to be
able to see one of their patients, you know, and
the daughter get her dream of her dad walking her
down the aisle, it's really special.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
That's a good one. That's what it's all about. That
was telling me something good. So last week was supposed
to be according to some the rapture and people were
selling their stuff, people were moving out of their houses.
They were going, hey, I'm not gonna pay bills this month.
Why would I it's the rapture. Well, you know what
didn't happen the rapture. The rapture is correct. So this woman,

(37:28):
because she thought it was the rapture, she tipped two
servers one thousand and seventy seven dollars. WHOA, then the
rapture didn't come.

Speaker 8 (37:37):
Listen to this, But the woman tipped her three hundred
dollars on a forty dollars check, and then wrote on
the receipt in case you don't rise on April eighth
and return two days later, and tipped another server seven
hundred and seventy seven dollars because that's God's number. Of course,
the server was so shocked he even had a manager
go verify the tip with her. She returned to the
restaurant and accused the servers of fraud and tampering with
her tip, which the server explained is literally impots. Is

(38:00):
it their restaurant. They ham the credit card machine over
to the customer and have them selected tip themselves. This,
of course, did not satisfy the woman.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
So here's a woman who thought, just follow here. How
illogical she is. She's okay, the rapture's coming. I'm going
to go do a good deed in the name of Christ,
because I shall be raptured up. So she tips one
thousand and seventy seven dollars to two people. She then
goes home, I guess, just waits and it's like, all

(38:30):
I'm still sitting like I'm not well. The day turns,
and also there's the whole thing of how do you
know what time zone the rapture is going to be
because it could have started in Australia, Australia ahead of
which is the day before for us, or maybe Jesus
is Central time zone. I don't know, right, Yes, So
she's just sitting there, chilling, waiting for the rapture because

(38:52):
everybody on TikTok is saying it and it doesn't happen,
and she's like, well, I don't really like what I did,
so I'm gonna go get my money back. Now she
goes back. Now, do you know what is the least
christ Like thing to do? Lie what she did? Oh
fraud and trying to get her money back. So my
theory is if there was a rapture, she wouldn't have
got raptured anyway, because she wasn't what she said she was,

(39:13):
because she was someone who wanted to go and get
her money back, and she lied about it. Maybe she
didn't deserve the raptured to begin with.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
I don't know one could argue that you need Jesus
because you're not perfect.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
No, I'm agreeing, But the rapture is everybody that already
understood has Jesus and its accepted Jesus. And so therefore,
if she's going back and she's lying afterward that she
didn't have it, so she wouldn't have been raptured anyway.

Speaker 4 (39:35):
And this woman was given the waiter the tip in
case he didn't go to heaven.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
And that's quite an assumption. You look like somebody that
wouldn't be going to heaven, so I'm gonna tip you alive.
That's weird. All this is bizarre, but it does show
you that there are folks who are easily manipulated into
things that we think are wild, crazy, absurd. That's reality
them because if enough people say it, and people that

(40:02):
they trust. Because again there were pastors saying it. There
was a massive pastor in South Africa saying it. He
had done all the study and the rapture was this day.
He wasn't saying it the day of he said it
many days, many months leading up to that, and they
believe it. So when someone messages and says, hey, I'm
Cole Swondell can have fifty bucks, you give it to them,
and that's what happens. So yeah, I feel bad for her, obviously,

(40:24):
but but again my point is if she was going
to be raptured to begin with, she wouldn't have been
the person to go back and claim fraud and start
blaming them for something they didn't do. Yeah, it's not good.
That's from your tango on TikTok and that story is
from lad Bible. But anyway, the raptures coming up in
two weeks. One. Yes, can I tell you the best

(40:48):
part about being pregnant?

Speaker 3 (40:49):
Oh yeah, but you're not supposed to say to say
about becoming.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
A parent, no, like having a baby lesson guys. The
best part about me and pregnant are the pillows. My
wife had this pregnancy pillow. It was really long and
if if you stretched it out, it just looked like
it was like six feet long. But it looks like
a pair of legs, big long dangling legs as they had.
Because I use it every night.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
Now you're like wrapped around it.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
Yeah, it's awesome. So I put my head on the
top like the arch, and then I have it on
both sides. It like hugs me, and then whenever I
want to turn over on the side, it goes in
between my legs. My knees don't hit because I hate
when I sleep my knees are hitting each other. The
best part about pregnancy of the pillows the pillows. Huh.
I wish I would have known about this years ago.

(41:38):
I wouldn't have even needed her to be pregnant for
me to have this pillow. Anyway, she had to order
another one because you took it. Because I took the
first one.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
She had to order it. You should have ordered it.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
I don't know what site she got it from. A
plus pillow that to me has been a game changer.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
And I like, there's gonna be a lot of things
that you end up really liking out of this.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Well what else, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
I'm just I'm waiting for it, you know, guys, maternity.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Jeans are Oh yeah, I've heard that I'm having to
make a and I don't think I need to make
a full nursery like it's baby liked you just put
in a corner and like a crib.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
A little mess in that. That's when they're first I learned.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
What that is. It's a tiny crib. It's like a
micro machine crib.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
Okay, yeah, that's a good way put machine.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
And then you need a changing table. You know that, right,
that's a little table one. It's in the kitchen. It's
called kitchen table.

Speaker 9 (42:30):
You know.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
No, no, no, you don't change the dip on the
kitchen table. I guess unless you have to.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Sometimes you have to. But they need a changing table. Well,
let's not get ahead of ourselves. I didn't know where
you have to shift a whole room into a nursery.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
Now let me ask you, are you going to allow
us to like because I know how you felt about
just like people getting you stuff in general.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
I don't want crap guys.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
No, no, no, no, no. Like if there's a baby shower,
you're fine with registering for baby showers.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Now are we not doing a shower?

Speaker 3 (42:58):
Obviously we are?

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Well we do after the show is our own business, Eddie. Oh,
I don't know. It's up to my wife. A lot
of this stuff. She just tells me what she wants
and then we do it. I never feel comfortable taking
stuff from people. But also I had to like learn
when we got married, I said the same thing, and
she was like, no, but people are going to get

(43:20):
us gifts because that's what you do in our society.
And so we will register for some stuff and we
will happily accept it, because if we don't register, they're
gonna get us gifts anyway, it's gonna be garbage. And
so I don't know. I don't know, Okay, well let
us know. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
Okay, Well this would be helpful because what you're you
are taking from us is joy, the joy of giving
you something. Yeah, we we don't want to take from us,
but you're taking our joy. Cash No, okay, the last thing.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Yeah, everybody needs cash. I need I need tipping money.
That's why I have cash.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
No one's supposed to be for the baby.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
Well, if I'm tipping with tipping money in cash, Yeah, dude,
you can't put golf clubs on this way to wait
a minute.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
Well, on his wedding registry, he put, I'm gonna put
this most expensive couch.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Effort, just the couch.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
Who got the couch our ceo, yeth.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
And then never sayd thing about it for like four months,
and I know who got it, had to go track down,
had to like call people, did you give me this couch?
And they're like no, And so finally I hit that, Yes,
found the person who.

Speaker 4 (44:17):
Got You never asked us if we got to the
couch expensive, We wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
Did you ever say to them?

Speaker 8 (44:22):
Ha ha?

Speaker 3 (44:23):
I didn't even really want that. I just registered to
see if I.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Did want it. I never didn't want it, well I no, no,
I always wanted it. I just didn't think anybody would
get it for it.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Okay, that's a good. That's the way to put it.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
It was very expensive. It was kind of a joke
and so beep and then all of a sudden, the
couch shows up at our house and I'm like, who
there was no name on it. Maybe I'll register for
the matching chair set for the baby. That couch, Yes,
the baby really needs it. Anyways, I gotta I gotta
start cleaning stuff out of a room for a nursery.
Oh no, there goes the man cave. No, that room stays. Okay, good,

(44:55):
it's a bedroom because it has a small bathtub right
connected like in that bedroom. So that that's why. But
I have a closet that's a bunch of my cool
stuff in it. I got like my high school football jersey.
Now that's gone. Yeah, it's a lot of stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
It's trash.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
What do you mean.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
To hold onto that?

Speaker 1 (45:13):
All of my like novelty jerseys that people give me
with like my name on it and stuff that I
would you know, it's just a bunch of that stuff.
I got it. I remember we had our baby.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
It was like all that stuff started disappearing. Had no
idea where it went, but it slowly disappeared.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Has come back nope, never, never again, never showed again.

Speaker 6 (45:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
So that's the next plan is to do that and
get that Lamborghini stroller. Yes you need that. That's what
I'm gonna rita. I'm going to register for. Oh yeah,
thank you. That's the one thing I'm gonna register for
is that Lamborghini stroller. They went to the Diamond Park,
the Lunchbox in Abby went to and found a two
point seventy nine care of diamond. They went to the
Dollar Store and bought some tools and went over and

(45:55):
just dug with those dollar tools. And it drives Lunchbox
crazy because they went and spent a whole day there
found nothing, but I'll read you the story. A week
in outing at an Arkansas state park turned into an
amazing two point seventy nine carat discovery for a family
from Oklahoma. They went to visit Crater of Diamond State
Park in Murphysboro, Arkansas. In preparation for their visit to

(46:16):
the park, the family brought with them a beach digging
kit that they bought at the dollar store. They picked
a spot because this place is about thirty eight acres
in the search area. And when I say search area, guys,
it's the ground. There are some wetter spots, like sometimes
there are little streams and stuff. And so they go
and they pick a spot and they just start digging

(46:38):
and they dug and this is a quote. At first
I thought, hey, this looked really neat, like a shiny
little rock. That it was too big to be a diamond.
Oh too big, I know. So they took the stone,
which they thought was just a shiny rock, to the
Diamond Discovery Center and they were like, yep, yep, yep, Pip,
that is a chocolate brown diamond with a weight of

(46:59):
two point seven carrots. Wow, that's from people magazine lunch.
Watch your thoughts.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Oh, well, it's really gross and disgusting and frustrating because
I had real buckets, like big white buckets, and they
came with like a little kid kit, like they're just
playing in the sand at the beach, which makes me
think maybe I dug too deep. Maybe I just need
to go surface level. I wonder how deep these people
are digging. And it's just so frustrating when I hear
these because I means I.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Was so close, like I was right there, wow, And
it's like, but you were asleep also, like you went
to sleep on the ground and you made Abby dig.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
Hold on, I did take a nap because it was
a long adventure to get there, and it was like
ninety degrees out there. And let me tell you, there
is very little shade at the Diamond Park, Like it
is a lot of dirt and dust. And after backbreaking
digging for like four hours, you get tired.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
He actually he selled the open seas. It's like a
four hour drive. It's nothing to it. Abby, What are
your what are your thoughts?

Speaker 3 (47:58):
Well, I feel like it's all luck at this point, right,
I Mean, they're just lucky that they'd go to a
spot and it happened to be right there.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
It's lost for sure, and probably being very aware of
what you're digging, because I think there are rocks and
the rocks don't look like diamonds. You never dig at
this place and we went as a kid. It's like
a field trip. You never dig at this place and go, wow,
that is a perfectly chiseled genesis diamond. Wow, And that's
it doesn't look like this. It looks like a rock.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
Yeah, especially if it's chocolate brown. I would be like,
what is this? Yeah, no poop do definitely worth something?

Speaker 1 (48:32):
So do you guys want to go back? Is the question?

Speaker 2 (48:35):
Yeah, these stories are starting to inspire me that maybe
I just need to concentrate on one area ins that
are hopping around the park, Like, all right, I dig
here for thirty minutes, then dig over here for thirty minutes,
and now I realize I have to save every single
rock because I probably had a diamond. I was thinking
they were going to be really big, like you know,
the size like you skip across the water. But obviously
they're like the size of a p And that's what

(48:56):
I need to be more in line with.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
You thought a Diamond was going to be huge, but
they have different He's watched watched Loney Tunes.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Abby, It like what we knew they would be small. Yeah,
I don't know how you live your life. I look
for big things. If you guys want to do the sequel,
you know part two, we can do the sequel.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
Oh my gosh, I would go back.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
I mean I'd go back, man, I would go dig
these stories. Like the lady that even gave credit to
our show a few months ago said, oh, because of
the Bobby Bones show. I'm surprised these people didn't shout
us out there from Oklahoma. Everybody in Oklahoma listens us.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
So okay, as long as we don't have to stick together,
we can.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Separate the lunchbucks.

Speaker 8 (49:42):
Like.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
I think the strategy this time is not hopping around.
I think the strategy this time is not going to
sleep while you're there.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
Yeah, just dig the whole time.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
It was hard to find shade to sleep in, so
Abby was digging and you were sleeping.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Yeah, that was thirty minutes out of the day. I
mean I'd already been digging for five hours. I mean
my back was hurting, there was dirt all over my face.
I was hungry. There's no food there either.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
That's one thing. They don't provide food nothing, dude, can
the rock shop doesn't have a sandwich or anything. You
can go and buy.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
It take it with you.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Is what place do you go to where they give
you food when you get there? Like a park now none? No,
or an amusement park now you have to buy it.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
Yeah, I mean they should have like something set up
right there, a Chipotle, you know, right in the parking lot.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Make me a burrito. I mean something we can arrange
for you guys to go back. If you got I
think you go and come back the same day. Well
the last time they stay in the hotel, right, we
put them in the best place possible.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
I feel like if they drive down there and need
time to dig and drive.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Back, Like you leave at five in the morning, you
get there at ten, you dig until three or four,
you drive back home back by nine pm. That's solid
like we would do that stuff. One of those two
want to get a hotel together? Is that what I think?
That's the point. No, absolutely, not right, It's not that far.
Like I've driven all the way to Citral, Arkansas. I
am back before the same day and done a little digging.
Maybe not digging, but I've done stuff and Abby found

(51:07):
some rock swash well lunchbox. Will we napping?

Speaker 3 (51:09):
Right?

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Guys? It is a seven hour drive from here to
the Crater Park. Not if you beat that time like
I like to do. Think when you drive, try to
beat the Yeah you shaved the time? Manh yeah, yeah,
time shaving? Do you guys do that? Oh? I love it?
Eddie did that. Chicago. We landed and I had to
do an interview and Eddie was driving. So as soon
as we land, Eddie gets in the car and it's like, dude,
we need to be there nine minutes, and it said
like eighteen minutes. He got us there nine minutes. I'm like,

(51:31):
I got oh he cut half the time off the.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
GPAA It okay, how do you shave it?

Speaker 1 (51:35):
Go a little faster than it says.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
Even if you go a little faster, that doesn't shave
nine minutes.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Maybe run a little red light. He did fifty and
he was like cutting corners, going through out walks. I
was flying, Hey, did we make it on time? We
made it exactly on time. He like was going through
parking lots to hit other parts of roads.

Speaker 4 (51:53):
I mean, that's a goal when we road trip and
it tells me we're gonna be there at four o'clock.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Yeah right, I'm gonna get there at two. It did
feel a bit dangerous, but yeah, you made it just.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
Said that maybe a couple No, I think we wouldn't
do something like that, but it stop signed.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Yes, Yes, it's time for the good news. Ready. Carla
is seventy years old.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
She lives in Arizona, and she lives in a senior
living home and she's battling an aggressive form of breast cancer.
It's not good, but it doesn't stop her from being
nice to all of her neighbors at the center. She
gives away wheelchairs that she doesn't use, walkers, and she
does a lot of nice things. So the caretakers saw
this and said, you know what, let's nominate her to
the ARP Wish of a Lifetime program and if she wins,

(52:38):
she can get.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
Whatever she wants.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
Well, she won, and now she gets to get her
front road tickets to nine Inch Nails, her favorite band
at seventy years old.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Wow, okay, that makes you feel old?

Speaker 3 (52:49):
Why because her favorite band is one that you.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
Like to it says she loves tools, she loves a
perfect circle and nine inch nail.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
It's a hard rocking granny for sure. But yeah, I
thought it'd be something like, Man, you can't wait to
go see skinnerd No. No, she likes the metal. That's
crazy good for her. I'm gonna tell you guys, if
we're going through that, ain't no volunteering happening. I know
I'm be selfish and just like woe is me? So
for her to do that, that's awesome. Uh, Granny, that's
a good one. That's what it's all about. That was

(53:20):
telling me something good.

Speaker 9 (53:23):
Wake up, Wake up in the man, and it's turn
the radio and the dogs keep on tady in lunchbox.
More game to Steve bred I trying to put you
through fock. He's running this week's next bit. The Bobby's
on the box, so you know what this.

Speaker 8 (53:49):
Is, the Bobby Ball.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
So let's go over to Amy for the Morning Corny,
The Morning Corny Fier. Elephants always so wire, elephants always
so broke.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
They worked for peanuts.

Speaker 6 (54:04):
There you go, that was the Morning Corny Bobby Bone
Showrry up today.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
This story comes us from Baton Rouge Louisi and uh
a middle school teacher was sitting at her desk when
they brought the drug dog around. They come around once
a week, just sniffing, you know, making sure kids don't
have anything.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
Start smelling under the teacher's.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
Desk right, starts going crazy in her bag and they
pull out a white powdery substance.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
I can't believe you're a teacher and not only do
you have that at school, but you know they bring
drug dogs around randomly and occasionally. That's wild to me
that you would have that there knowing they bring drug dogs.
What happens? Uh?

Speaker 2 (54:50):
She said, Oh my goodness, that's my friends. I thought,
oh yeah, no, no, no, she said, I thought we finished
it at the tailgate for the LSU game this weekend.

Speaker 3 (54:59):
Well, and that's better being honest. Probably with that answer,
you can't recreationally do.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
That, wow, where you can't know it's illegal? It's illegal, yeah, generally, Yeah,
but you can't have it at schools. You literally can't
have it in school.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
Okay, lunch Box, that's your bonehead story of the day.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
Here's a voicemail.

Speaker 5 (55:22):
I just wanted to say how much I love your show.
I'm a podcast listener. I listen every single day and
even though y'all don't know it, you're such a big
part in my life. These last two years, I've been
going to nursing school and on my way there, on
my way back, that's all I listened to is your show,
and y'all have helped me so much, even though you
don't know it. And I really appreciate y'all. And I

(55:44):
just found out today that I am a graduate of
nursing school. So thank y'all so much. Y'all have a
great day.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
It's awesome, congratulations, super cool. Thank you for the compliment.
Thanks for feeling that way. I was recently a guest
on a podcast where I feel that way. It's my
absolute favorite podcast, and I got to I'll be a
guest on it, and I was like, hey, you guys
have no idea, but like, I listen to you guys
all the time, and I look forward to episodes and
you guys like my friends that I never met. And
they were like, oh, that's weird, and I was like,
I know, I know. Goodbye ever Buddy Bobby Bones the

(56:15):
Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced and sang by
Reid Yarberry. You can find his instagram at read Yarberry
Scuba Steve executive producer, Raymondo, head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones.
My Instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening
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