October 6, 2025 • 49 mins
Bobby shares a fantasy that most men have that we find weird. In today's game, Raymundo will sing us the opening line to a country classic car and we have to name the song. Can Bobby end his losing streak in games? Lunchbox's friend "Nico Jackson" makes a return to call different news outlets with the hot scoop that Bobby Bones is having a baby! In the Anonymous Inbox, we help a listener who just got married and is navigating her new role as a step-mom. The ladies on the show offer advice from their experience on how to have a role without overstepping.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Transmitting the.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Aliza, I hope you had a great weekend. Welcome to
Monday Show Morning Studio Morning.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I know so little about cars. I feel like this
could happen to me. A woman took her car to
get fixed because she kept on hearing a crackling sound.
She could not figure out what the sound was. She
could not find the sound. It was something broken inside
the car. So she goes to the mechanics and it
cost her seven hundred dollars because they gave her a
sixty thousand mile tune up. I'm not even sure if
(00:37):
that's a real thing. It's like, oh, you're at seventy
three thousand miles. I think you need a seventy three
thousand mile tune up?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Like, who knows what they're charging her for.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
And when she brought the car back to the house,
she realized what was actually wrong with it.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Here's the audio clip. First, go ahead your thoughts.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
That's inside the car like a like a fire crackling.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
It's exactly what it is.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
So what happened was she got it home and she
realized the sound was a fireplace soundscape that she was
playing through a speakers accidentally.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Oh oh yeah, this would happened to me.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
They charged her seven hundred dollars to give her a
tune up, and obviously they didn't fix it because there
was nothing to fix. And I don't know if these
are shady mechanics or if they're just like, we don't
know what it is, but we think the best solution
is just to give you a full tune up whatever
that is.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Yeah, but it was that. It was like the bluetooth
going through a car. It was a crackling fire and
she thought it was something bounce around inside the car.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
But there's no way they heard that, right, Like you know,
when you take it to the shop, you're like, here,
listen to it.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Because it would be on correct.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
I don't think they heard it. I think she just
told them.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
So.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Their idea was, we'll give you a seventy.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Thousand mile two nap that's what you need, or sorry,
sixty thousand mile tune up.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Crazy huh? And I feel like that kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
What happened to me once I had to call repair
toe truck type service to come out because my car
wouldn't go. I was stuck in a parking lot and
I couldn't get the key to turn over I couldn't
get anything to work, but the lights were on in
the dash, so I thought, well, something exploded, that's why
the lights are on. Turns out the car was in drive,
meaning with no key on. So obviously it's not going
(02:24):
to turn over. It's in drive, that's what. Yeah. And
they came over and sent in the car and put
in park and they were like, here you go run.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
No, no, no, I felt so stupid. They didn't charge you
for the tune up for anything. No, there was There
was no nineteen thousand mile tune up for that one.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
I felt pretty stupid that time. I called the people
because I had birds stuck in my chimney. Remember the chirp, chirp.
I was like, all little birds, they're stuck in my chimney.
I just hear them all the time.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Schup.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
I went on to get rescued. So I called the
chimney place and they came over. And turns out the
screen saver on my smart TV was a nature thing
and the birds were part of the screen saver.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
That's so funny, that's this.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah, But they didn't.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
I mean, of course I had to pay them to
come out, but they were they weren't like, oh, we'll
do a chimney tune up while we're here, but still
it was pretty embarrassing.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Wow, that's bad. That's that. Yeah, just a house version.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Yeah, I now, no more nature screensavers allowed.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
I have another clip. I want to play you.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Albany news anchor Heather Kovar was suspended after she went
on the air, and I want to play you her
doing the news. Now, there's a couple of stories, and
I don't want to jump to either story being the
absolute truth. But here she as she goes in, she
looks a little disoriented.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Here you go. All right, Thank you so much, Emma
for that report.
Speaker 7 (03:43):
You know, the exhibit is open until August, so you
can still check that out.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Discover Schenectady. You should really check that out. They do
so many good things in Schennected. The leaders there, they
are hopeful.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
That that exhibit's going to bring even more events and
exhibits to the area in the future. And so moving
on tonight, is we have to tell you also, you know,
like other news is happening in the area, and is she.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Sounds drunk, she sounds kills, or she sounds something is
up right. So people thought she was drunk. If I
were just looking at it, I would have thought she
was drunk. But I can read you the official story,
and we can speculate pure speculation. All they news anchor
had their cobar was suspended after she appeared disoriented and
slurred her words during a live CBSX broadcast. The unusual
(04:34):
unair behavior sparked concern among viewers, leading station executives to
remove her from the air and begin an internal investigation.
Now to me, with just my eye and seeing this
one clip, she looks drunk. She even has the drunk
voicems like. Now, she, to her credit, had a great excuse,
(04:54):
which also could be the truth. She explained she was
extremely fatigued, having just returned for caring for ill father,
and firmly denied any suggestion of intoxication during a broadcast.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Now that's what you do. You go towards something that's happened.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
To you that you can go no, no, no, my
dad's sick, my uncle died. I got beat up, like
something happened to totally modify an argument, because you never
want when someone uses a sympathy play like that, even
if it's not true, it's hard to like win that one.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Yeah, but I mean did they did they do an
alcohol test or.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
I don't think they did one right after?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
No, The incident has fueled wider discussions about burnout mental health.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Yes, that's a tough one.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Oh yeah, I mean if she's she's she shouldn't have
gone slept.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
But right, if she's saying that, you automatically fall to that,
even if it's not true.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Did you watch the club? Have you seen the club?
Do you have you heard the club?
Speaker 5 (05:49):
I just heard it, and I do feel like some
things up like xanax anything.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
And her news director can't let her go on TV
like that? No, right, like there's it's on like five
people if her dad. But if her dad is sick
and she was caring for him, do you come.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Back like that?
Speaker 6 (06:07):
I mean, I've been really tired before where I kind
of sound like that. But that sounds drunk, like she's slurring.
I don't you know, you're not slurring, you're a little delirious.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
The tip here is, even if not true, if you
throw in something like this like my dad's sick, my
uncle died, my dogs die, it's hard to it's hard
for them to do anything right.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
It's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Yeah, so if not true, shout out her for excuse. Yeah,
I thought she was drunk, especially because at some point
she does the drunk ups and downs with her voice,
like there's a lot of news coming.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
And speaking of the news that's coming up.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
And I have been such as and I have been
you're cute. I have been so tired that I'm not
in my right mind. But I don't do the ups
and down, not like that of the voice. So, uh,
I hope she's okay. I actually hope that her dad
is not sick.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
An if he is, I hope he's okay.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Yes, I want to say everything I'm supposed to say,
But if you just showed me the clip, I'd be like,
she had too much a drink or she's had had
some medicine.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Well, she would think that too.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
I mean, if she were to see that clip of
herself later or somebody else, I think that she would
have a similar thought.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
We're rooting for you, yeah, and we hope you get
to keep your job. Because she didn't say that fort
or anything.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Nope, it's a sin.
Speaker 8 (07:28):
Anonamous sin.
Speaker 9 (07:29):
Bob.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
There's a question to be because.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Hello, Bobby Bones, I recently married someone who has kids
from a previous relationship, and I'm struggling a bit to
figure out my role as a step parent. I don't
want to overstep and come across as trying to replace
their mom and dad, But at the same time, I
want to have a real relationship with them and not
just feel like a house guest. How do I find
the right balance between being in and being respectful signed
(08:03):
trying to step in without stepping on toes. I think
we have somebody here who's kind of going through a
similar situation, which is Abby, Like her boyfriend has kids
from a past relationship.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
How do you handle that, Abby?
Speaker 10 (08:16):
So right now, it's kinda I'm kind of in the
same situation because it's like I'm kind of just the
friend you know that they like to play with, and
at some point you kind of have to establish like
the communication the dad does with the kids to to
say they have to listen to you. Kind I mean
more of like the motherly role. But I guess that's
(08:38):
when you're married. We're not married, so I guess the
stepmom title comes in yeah later.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Yeah, But do you spend a lot of time with
him and them?
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (08:49):
I do, but he mostly takes on like the role
I kind of I don't have that like authoritative, you know,
like oh go to time out.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
That's not where I am right now.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Do you want that role?
Speaker 10 (09:02):
No, But I'm just saying that's that's more his job,
and I kind of just step back.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
What about the relationship with the mom?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I don't really communicate with her much.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
It's all well, but does is there communication at all
about her? About from her? Like how you should be
a part of that relationship?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Oh no, not really?
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Okay, all right, yeah, stop there, All right. No, I
think the time will come. Really, he'll naturally maybe even
come to Abby because she's living there and maybe be like, hey,
just so you know, like I love your support on this,
or if you ever feel like you need to say
something like you have that. I mean, I think that
probably will just take a little bit of time, and
(09:45):
like you said, maybe even the official marriage title would
take care of that role. But at times, I'm sure
it feels like you are parenting.
Speaker 10 (09:53):
Yeah, for sure, But I am stuck kind of in
an awkward position.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Two.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Sometimes it is a that of a.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
You know, you're not the mom, but you're also not
just a reckless friend. You can who can do stupid
stuffy like a purgatory. It's like a parental purgatory. Yeah,
I would say that there is not a right or
wrong way to do it. I would say there's not
a right way to do it. There are wrong way
to do it, but there's not a right way to
do it, because I think every situation is different, especially
(10:22):
if you're co parenting, you know. I also think time
and consistency is what really makes a difference here, so
for everybody, not just the kids, but for the other parent. Like,
if you have proven that you can be there for
those kids, even if you don't get along like that,
that's very valuable to the other parent.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Probably.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
I look forward to my kids having like the girlfriends
or whoever my ex husband ends up with, Like for
them to have another role model or someone that they
can go to and have as a parent figure. I
the more the marrior, I mean, obviously we didn't want
to end up this, but our story is we're divorced,
(11:02):
and I hope we both end up with partners that
will be excellent parents to our children.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
I would encourage you email or not to beat yourself
up about having it figured out, because it will never
be figured out.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yeah, I think it's awkward because it is awkward.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Yeah, like it will never be figured out.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
And when you got to figure out that, something's gonna
happen and it's going to be totally unfigured out again.
So as long as you're consistent and that you're doing
things from a caring place.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah, I think that's the win, that's the wind.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Yeah, consistency, like Bobby said, and then you'll find a groove.
But then something may happen that knocks you off, but
then you'll find the new groove.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Just that you care is all the matters, and you'll
do things wrong and that's okay.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Yeah, yeah, all right, there you go, close it up.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Twenty two year old went back and enrolled in high
school using a fake identity. Kind of funny unless something
bad happens from it. Because I think I can only
speak for dudes because I am a dude. We all
think it would be awesome to go back and just
dominate in sports. But I don't think we could go
and dominate high school because I think we're too old
to compete with seventeen year olds.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
They're faster than us, they're stronger than us. For the
most part.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
But imagine we could go back and play junior high
or like seventh grade football with what we have now,
and everybody thought we were the same age and we
just got to dominate, and nobody was like, look at
the older guy playing with kids.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
You just get to feel that, like wow, look at you.
That'd be awesome.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Or play basketball against a bunch of fourth graders but
nobody knew you weren't a fourth grader and you just dominated.
Just feel what it would be like to just like
guys would like to do that, to just feel supreme
at a sport, because most guys didn't get to feel
that we were just normal or below average, or didn't
make the team or didn't play at all. And so
this dude kind of a different story. But I think
(12:45):
of that in my head. I'm like, man, that would
be cool to go back and just all be older
and dominate. But officials in white Bear Lake, Minnesota, are
investigating after an adult allegedly posted as a high school
student and enrolled at White Bear Lake Area High School
using fake documents. According to a principal, Students, staff and
families helped uncover that someone over the age of twenty
one had fraudulently enrolled under a false identity. They're calling
(13:08):
for the superintendent's resignation, pretend to be seventeen.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
If this happens.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
And what I worry about, like the actual worry with
somebody weird doing this, is that they're trying to.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Get with kids.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Oh yeah, like that to me is like the real
bad thing that comes from this, like kids that are
vulnerable to an adult and them taking advantage of that.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
In my mind, I go, I want to play pee
wee football. That's harmless, and.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yeah, I want to play quarterback, I want to play
wide receiver, I want to play every position and just
dominate because.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
That that is harmleful, Like in your fantasy whatever this
says that you have. Are you that size?
Speaker 4 (13:42):
There's no on my size. I'm exactly me right now.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
Okay, But they don't and there's no questions asked on there.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Oh see, because there are always a couple bigger kids
that dominate in that they're sixth grade. Oh yes, especially
in baseball and in football. You're like that kid, there's
no way that kid can be that age.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
It turns out they are. They just grew faster than.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
Every you know, or they were held back, Yeah, or a.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Mixture of both.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Okay, So I thought it's just like you had, like
your skills, but in uh, no.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
I don't want to be smaller. I want to be big.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
I want to amy in my life. I've never got
to just dominate in sports. There are certain sports I
was pretty good at. There were certain sports I was
average at, but I never was like the guy because
my athletic ability it had a ceiling and anything that,
like I don't want I don't want to have to
do this. But like in high school baseball, I was
like all district, all region, I was defensive player of
the year in our league. Like, but all that wasn't
(14:31):
because athletic ability. It's because I was a very smart
player and had to like find every little shortcut possible
to take every advantage of everything.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
And that sucks. Well, that's half of being a good
ath athlete. I want to be a good athlete and
do that. Yeah. Can you imagine me playing quarterback now
against fourth graders? Oh, that'd be awesome. To the score
would one hundred to zero.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
I would just take off running every time keeper. Yes, so,
and there have been adults that have done that. To
come back to play high school basketball.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
For sure.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
There are those kind of stories, and I always little
jealous until they go to jail. There's a seventeen year
old kid of Florida, another fabrication story, but a little different.
He faked his on abduction and then went so far
to shoot himself in the leg. Oh yeah, I'm quitting
that faking. When it comes to shooting myself, I don't
think I could pull the trigger on that. Authorities in
Marion County, Florida, say a seventeen year old who claimed
he was abducted last week fabricated the entire story. He
(15:22):
texted his family saying he'd been kidnapped by four Hispanic men.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Always dirty dog you know why they have to do that?
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Why did they target you? Dirty dog people? And in
a van, And it's always a Hispanics have van. Right, unfair.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
I'm telling you my whole family, only one of my
uncles has a van.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
They prey up trucks, a couple of cars. It's normal.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
It's always a van with the Hispanics. That sucks for
you guys. You don't deserve that. He said that the
van got him. There was a shooting. There was an
amber alert that went out wow, because he's seventeen. His
family made emotional public pleas for his turn. However, Sheriff
Billy Woods later revealed the teen's account was false. Investigators
(16:05):
discovered that Speed had purchased a bicycle, tent and camping
gear at the walmart before abandoning his truck and then
riding away. To make the hoax seem real, he shot
himself with a handgun. That to me, it's not worth
that price. Whatever you're trying to get from this, like
to get away. If I got to shoot myself, no way,
(16:25):
that cancels it out. No chance to take this confirmed
there was no kidnapping or attack. Noted the gunshot was
self inflicted. Woods said the incident wasted significant taxpayer funded
resources and pressing charges remains on the table seventeen. So
that's that's from Metro. That is a crazy story, all
of it. And why do they always have to go
(16:45):
to this spanning people in the vand I don't know,
that's not the first time this has happened. It's not
the first.
Speaker 6 (16:49):
I remember the girl that went jogging as she got
kidnapped by some Hispanic people.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
What was her name, lunchbox Jennifer will Banks. Okay, there
you go, the famous Jennifer Willbanks. Turns out she was
never abducted by Hispanics in a van.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
No justice for Hispanics is what I say.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
An old man in New York was falling for a scam.
He showed up at the Community Resource Federal Credit Union
to withdraw thirty thousand dollars. Luckily the teller she noticed
that he seemed unsure about what.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
He was doing, so she like started talking to him.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
She didn't just withdraw the money and give it to him,
She called the police and officer soon learned that the
customer had been misled by scammers, and they worked with
him to set up like a.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Sting operation, but they didn't catch them. They're always on
like Uruguay.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
Yeah right, Yeah, I mean they arranged a meeting with
the scammers and they took him into custody.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
So I guess it does.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Wear out our American scammers.
Speaker 8 (17:54):
Dan.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
Yeah, they got charged with arranged your scammer. We couldn't
charge them.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Anything that yeah country he was in India.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Oh that's good.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
I bet you, And I'm just betting because I have
no basis of fact on this that these tellers are
now trained a little bit on Hey, if people come
in looking to withdraw a bunch of money, because it's
happening so much of vulnerable people, older people, like, try
to ask a couple of questions that aren't out of
bounds to see if you feel like they're being scammed.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Yeah, the article did say thank to the thanks to
the teller's instincts and training.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Yeah, that seems like something that they would need to
be trained for now, which is a weird thing you
wouldn't think about.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
It's just kind of crazy.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
Like he was actually going there to withdraw the thirty
thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Yeah, so sad Ulswindell probably told him to he needed
the money. Yeah, Cols Wentdell without alue check mark obviously
not the real one. But yeah, uh, great job by
that teller. That's what it's all about. That was telling
me something good.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
This pillow costs one thousand dollars. Good's crazy.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
You get one for one thousand, forty nine dollars, or
get the pair for sixteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
This pillow better have like every drug.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
In it, but like help you sleep.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Or whatever whatever you need like it does.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
It is it anti aging? What's the deal?
Speaker 4 (19:07):
So the pillow is by eight Sleep Company. It's their
new pod pillow cover.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
This cover is designed to slip over your existing pillows
without changing their shape or firmness. It uses silent hydro
channels to circulate temperature controlled of water beneath your head.
You can pick an exact temperature anywhere between fifty five
and one hundred and ten degrees fahrenheit, and the cover
will maintain that temperature all night long. I wonder if
fifty five fills cold, because if you can keep the
(19:35):
pillow cold, there's some value in that. Like last night,
our air was on so cold, and I have a
sleep number bed that messes with the temperature, and so
I was able to turn I don't want I didn't
get up and turn the temperature up the middle of
the night. I just went over and turned the bed up.
It was awesome. Now that's also a bed, not a pillow.
(19:55):
But I can't imagine spending one thousand dollars for a pillow.
You're not even sure if it works.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
This is summer.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Yeah, this is something that you want to have for
like a week to see, and there's no way for
a thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
But let's say one hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
You want to have this for a week before you
even buy that much, Les, I still a thousand bucks
at it, like off the jump.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Yeah, I'm trying to look at it right now, and
I'm just like, wow, this is a lot of money
for a pillow cover.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
Yep, but it does run water.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
But it should be like there's a button that pushes,
like all right, there's rambient. Maybe you need a little
little melatonin, okay, rough night xanax, Like it tells you
what you need just by monitoring your brain waves that
are on the pillow. Or or here's a nursery rhyme,
here's a nice story, Like it should be able to
read my mind to tell me what I need to sleep?
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Do you do you have to plug it in?
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Can you imagine you should get shocked today?
Speaker 5 (20:48):
Oh gosch yah hooked up to these huge machines that
sit next to your.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
Bed that can't help you sleep. I roll around my
pillow so much I put my arm under it.
Speaker 6 (20:58):
And get sure I'm gonna get wrapped up in it.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
You choke on it, how do you pass?
Speaker 6 (21:05):
Well, you got a pillow.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Like, how dangerous is this?
Speaker 4 (21:11):
I'm sure it's yeah, I'm sure it's fine. But were
you guys to asking me what I was gonna put
on my registry? A baby shall Maybe this is one
of the.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Things so when you do sleep, you actually get because.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
We're already buying strollers and car seats. I got a
text from someone going, I heard you talking about your
car seat. You sound so happy. I don't think I'm
happier or not happier. I'm just like amazed at how
much goes into this. Like back in the old days,
you just got in your covered wagon and took your
baby and traveled across the free land.
Speaker 6 (21:43):
Yeah, but sometimes you lose the baby doing that.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Yeah, a little different.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
They lived like you sat in the front seat of
the car, you know, you you stood up on the
back seats.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
You know you're I mean you have to remember too,
it's still like some of the stuff that you're going
to get roped into.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
It's a business, so you have to be like, do
we really need this?
Speaker 4 (22:08):
You know?
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Yeah, but vigilant they all rope it up. Yeah, they
did the Taco Bell Ultra Marathon. This past weekend and
so over a thousand people and they ran a thirty
one mile course and they had to eat at nine
taco bells on the way. Okay, they were all in
the course. And so they're running a thirty one mile race.
(22:29):
They have to stop and eat a taco bell constantly.
And they had to order items like a Chiloupa Supreme,
a crunch Trapp Supreme, not Joe's Bell Grande.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
Can you imagine eating all that while running thirty one miles?
Speaker 6 (22:43):
No, everyone threw up right, like there's going to be
throw up.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
They required to do it all. Oh no, that's too quick,
that's too quick. And do you run in a diaper?
Speaker 4 (22:55):
Oh? I guess you have to. Is there a diaper
stop where you can actually put one on?
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Some people have that situation happen on a normal marathon
with no eating of you.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Know, they're required to do it all within eleven hours.
They were in work and without encourse performance enhancing drugs,
no pepto, no alcacelter.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
That's an enhancing.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
The official rules don't forbid vomiting, but for street cred,
everybody tried to keep it down. Yeah, that is a
funny race. That is a dangerous race. That's like a
beer mile though, right, like you drink a beer every lap.
It's the same kind of thing because you don't get
drunk from the beer mile.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
It's I would rather do beer mile over.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Well yeah, yeah, this is thirty one miles eleven hours.
Well this is thirty No, it has to be finished
eleven hours. Yeah, oh that's the max. So it's a
thirty one mile run and you got to stop at
nine taco bells.
Speaker 5 (23:54):
Yeah, I just yeah, that would not be good on
my stomach. Did y'all see this one clip? It's probably
not in your algorithm, but it is mine.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
It was funny.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
It was going viral because this girl was like my
method of when I'm hiking or running alone and I
pass a man, she like instantly acts like she's on
the phone telling the person that she just scooped her
pants so that way he won't be attracted to her, or.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Like he won't.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
OK. I know, I know she was ready, but she'll
be like guys coming on no sorry sorry, no, not
to avoid guy she doesn't know who's a threat, Like
she's gonna get abducted, not because yeah not not because
the guy might hit on her. It's because so she
won't get taken, but.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
That also means that every guy is trying.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
To, Like you never know which guy it is though,
but that method.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
She's like almost no guys are trying to, but it happens.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
It happens, and you have to have your methods. And
this is hers her.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
She's just doing a comedy bit.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
Well, it was funny, but then also it could work
because he might be he was thinking about abducting her.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
It's probably he.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Doesn't want to deal with I think we believe way
more stuff than we should, because there is a video
going viral where this woman is like, oh, I thought
I was in the Chad Powers movie on Hulu and
they put hark to it in my place that she
didn't know it.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
Oh I saw that it's not real.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
She does videos like this all the time, but people
are convinced that that's real. And she was replaced by Hawktua.
But she was never in the movie. She was just
doing it. But I saw the news pick it up
as actresses stunned as she gets replaced by hawk Tua.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
No, that's the kind of video she does. How are
we supposed to know when people are lying to us.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
We just wanted to tell you. I can tell you.
Everybody's lying to you. So just first life. And I
approached social media like that where nothing is true until
I find out that it is.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
I believe nothing.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
How are we supposed to know if the person is
real or AI?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Because if they have.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
Ten fingers a I can't. AI doesn't master her fingers yet.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
Oh really, I didn't look at his fingers. So there's
this one.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Guy, and I was drawn in because he hikes.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
With his cat, like I was drawing in Amy's falling
in love with Ai? Yes, no, yeah, I thought it
would be Mekay.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
He is very good life king.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
But he's kind of like Bobby's Ai, where he talks
like you know, like I don't know, Like when he talks,
you're like the voice doesn't.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Match the body.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
And like what I was a woman, okay, well whatever,
she's she's a masculine woman, a feminine man whatever. So
he's he's frolicking about in like these beautiful fields and
I don't know, I've never been to Switzerland. It's what
I imagine fields and stuff being like there. And he's
got his cat with him. And I watched so many
(26:30):
videos and now I'm like, I don't think this guy's
even real.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
There's the AI actress Tilly. Now, Mike, you've seen much
on her? Yeah, up in arms. She's a fake person. Yeah,
she's a fake actress.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Bully fully AI actress. I mean I cast her for
some rolls. She's like approachable, likable, like she's perfect. Yeah,
he's perfect.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Doesn't say no to anything.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Yeah, she nails everything.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Raymundo, you're gonna sing us the opening line a classic
country song.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
Yes, give us the.
Speaker 9 (27:03):
Example crazy, I'm crazy for feeling so lonely.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
Okay, that's crazy crazy.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
The difficulty is going to be These are very famous songs,
but him singing it's gonna make it harder than if
you just spoke them.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
Okay, we got five here, yep, all right, get it.
Speaker 9 (27:22):
I got rice cooking in the my Crew wave.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Okay, then I'm in, I'm in. Who knows? This may
all be so easy? Hopefully his wonderful singing doesn't affect it.
Wave one more time.
Speaker 9 (27:40):
Right, I got rice cooking in the my Crew wave?
Speaker 4 (27:47):
Alright, five seconds? Do we any Thailand artist? Just the
name of the song?
Speaker 8 (27:54):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (27:55):
Okay, all right? Time lunch bikes boot scooting.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
But maymy, it's a great day to be alive.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Great day to be alive, Eddie, Great day to be alive.
That's Travis Tritt.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
That's correct. Good job. That's three. Get a point, lunchbox,
No point, Next.
Speaker 9 (28:10):
One, Almost Heaven, West Virginia, Blue Ridge Mountains, shed Indoor River.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
What's that river? That's close?
Speaker 9 (28:20):
Man, I'm in more time, please, Almost Heaven, West Virginia,
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
I mean he'd be better off just talking it. Yeah,
that's why would make him singing it. I'm in. I'm
in for the man launch barks. Take me Home Country Roads.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
I have that as well, Eddie, take me Home Country Roads.
Speaker 9 (28:50):
Next, I hear the train of come in. It's rolling
round the bend.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
I'm in. What's the name of the song?
Speaker 9 (29:03):
One time I hear the train to come in. It's
rolling round the bend the.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Band then, mm hmm, what is the name?
Speaker 4 (29:21):
It's ma'am? All right, lunchbox. I got Fullsome County.
Speaker 5 (29:28):
Blues, so close, no Amy fall, someome prison blues, Eddie
fullsome prison blues.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
I hear the train of coming it's rolling around the bend,
and I ain't seen the sunshine, since I don't know
when I'm stuck in Falsom County.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
See, it's.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Just kidding.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
I'm stuck in Falsom prison, all right. Next up, he said,
I'll love you till I die. Man, good y'all on
this singing though? What is he talking about?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Huh?
Speaker 4 (30:03):
Singing again? Ray?
Speaker 9 (30:05):
He said, I'll love you till I die?
Speaker 4 (30:11):
Held that note?
Speaker 11 (30:12):
He said, I love you till I die he dies.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Did you listen to these to practice if he dies he.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
Dies one of them? The next one?
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Yes, I did, but that one no, because you kind
of got that one too.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
I'll live. I'm in mm hmm, everybody in yep, yep.
Lunchbox islands in the streams.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Maybe he stopped loving her today.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Correct, my gosh, he stopped loving her today?
Speaker 4 (30:45):
Yeah, Eddie, thank god he stopped loving her today. Job
four four four when lunchbox has uh one one? I
did get on the board. One more question, go ahead.
Speaker 9 (30:57):
He said, I was in my early forties with a
lot of life before me.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Man. Amy took her headphones off aggressively. Wow, that sounds
are slamming her headphones.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Early?
Speaker 4 (31:21):
Do you want to sing it again?
Speaker 5 (31:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (31:23):
I get a run in my rurales a lot of listen.
You gotta listen to this. Sorry more you got again?
Speaker 9 (31:34):
He said, I was in my rural forties with a
lot of life.
Speaker 6 (31:38):
But for me, it'll throw you off, dude, makes it
so much worse.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
Alright, five seconds, Amy got mad. He goes, no, all right, that's.
Speaker 5 (31:50):
Time answer, he said, you have an answer right down
your down timer.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Girl incorrect. Live like you're dying, Live like you were dying,
and live like you were dying.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
I couldn't get past.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
It's tough.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
It's I mean, I was singing.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
All a lot of other I was like I was
in my early forties with.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
A lot of love blooming.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Eddie and I are left.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
We'll do another one tho just two audition environmor go ahead.
Speaker 9 (32:28):
Country music singers have always been a real close family.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
You need it again, I'm in one two three family tradition. Okay,
one more.
Speaker 9 (32:44):
On a warm summers evening on a train bound for nowhere.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
It sounds like you were dying. Like all the songs
sound kind of the same.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
I'm in. Yeah, I'm ready, you know it?
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (32:57):
One two three The Gambler. Do you want more speed around? Oh? Speed?
So buzzing with your name. All right, here we go. Baby.
When I met you there was amazed. What idiot? Baby?
When I met you, there was a piece unknown.
Speaker 9 (33:18):
I set out to get you with the fine tooth cool.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
I just know the rhyme. We turned the music down.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
H I said, I get you with the fun.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
Are you serious? Yeah? It sounds anything like a raise. Yeah,
we seen that one again. Ray, Baby. When I met
there was a pie. It's like there it goes. Baby.
When I met you, there piece and time and with
(33:54):
the fine tooth come.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
There was something.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
Sound familiar ring? Well yes, now all right.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
Oh. Lunchbox has an alter ego by the name of
Nico Jackson, and he calls places as Nico Jackson, and
he called the news. He'll call the news and be like,
I have a story I want to break. This one's
hard for me because it's gonna like attack my ego
a little bit, but I'm here for it.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
Nico. Well, Lunchbox, what you do, yours.
Speaker 8 (34:28):
Just is Nico Jackson. And I called the news to
let him know the big story breaking across America. Bobby
Bones just having a baby.
Speaker 4 (34:37):
They're not gonna care at all.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
I've not heard the clubs, but they're gonna care so little. Okay,
So who'd you call first?
Speaker 4 (34:43):
What city?
Speaker 8 (34:44):
I called it? I called it Atlanta and I should Hey,
they're gonna be a baby coming with Bobby Bones.
Speaker 4 (34:51):
Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 8 (34:55):
Oh yes, I got the best story for your news cash.
It's gonna make a great view. Mister Bobby Bones. He's
having a baby.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
Who's having a baby.
Speaker 8 (35:05):
Yes, this is neat Co Jackson and just imagine the headlines,
extra extra read all about it. Bobby Bones from the
Ball is having his first child.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
Bobby Bones. Okay, this is a tip that you want
to put in.
Speaker 8 (35:20):
I just I think it's just a feel good news
story because he does morning radio on the.
Speaker 4 (35:24):
Ball, Bobby Bones.
Speaker 8 (35:26):
Yes, yeah, Bobby Bones, he won Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker 4 (35:30):
Okay, Okay, I don't think that's that big of a story.
I think I.
Speaker 8 (35:37):
Think, I mean, I think it would be a good
story for your five o'clock news and maybe even your
ten o'clock news.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Probably not going to see it there, but have a
good day and haters.
Speaker 8 (35:48):
That was a rough one there, Bobby.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
That was a rough one. Yeah, that's a rough one.
I did like that you went to Atlanta station. There
was reference on the ball in Atlanta.
Speaker 4 (35:56):
The guy no idea? How it was all right? Next
up Austin. Yes, I called Austin.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
News desk.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Yes, ma'am, this is neat.
Speaker 8 (36:05):
Go Jackson, and do I have a story for you
that your listeners are gonna love?
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Oh great, mister Jackson. We appreciate that. We love when
people get involved.
Speaker 8 (36:15):
Bobby Bones is gonna have a baby. Well he's not
having a baby, but his wife is pregnant and that's
huge news.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Oh okay, well was there some like was there anything
that makes this unique?
Speaker 4 (36:31):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (36:32):
Yes, it makes it unique because Bobby's forty five years
old now and they got married a few years ago
and this is their first baby.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Well that's so nice, mister Jackson.
Speaker 5 (36:42):
We appreciate you calling us and letting us know. Listen,
my other lines are ringing, but we just want to
thank you.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Again for your health. Just can you, just when you
like other stories, feel free to give us a ring.
Thank you?
Speaker 8 (36:55):
Yes, thank you, and tell Bobby congratulations.
Speaker 4 (36:58):
Right, Okay, she's very nice.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Oh sweet, She really thought mister Jackson was a real person,
like an old old man, and she was handling like that,
and I think you know what shout out to her
whoever that was for handling mister Nico Jackson, like the
ninety year old he yeah, in your mind, is Neco
Jackson ninety?
Speaker 4 (37:16):
Yes, she is. He's old.
Speaker 8 (37:18):
He's an older guy. He's an older fella just kind
of you know, lived his life and now he just
doesn't have much to do. So he's just hanging around
his apartment.
Speaker 5 (37:26):
Who's talking though, he's talking about he like you could say,
I'm ron old.
Speaker 4 (37:33):
You know, I didn't think about that.
Speaker 8 (37:35):
Okay, So anyway, my brain, my brain's not as fast
as it used to be.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
The news didn't care, but to one of them believe
lunchbox was an old man. So that's this impression maybe getting.
Speaker 4 (37:47):
A little better. All right, thank you, Lunchbark. It's time
for the good news.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
Ready.
Speaker 6 (37:55):
There were two NYPD officers on patrol in New York City.
They're driving and they're a guy just waving at him like, hey,
over here, I need help. So they pull over, like
what's up man, He's like, my wife is about to
have a baby in the car.
Speaker 4 (38:08):
So they go, we need backup. There's a baby being born.
We need backup.
Speaker 6 (38:11):
Two more officers arrive with medical supplies and they didn't wait.
Speaker 4 (38:15):
They didn't wait for ems.
Speaker 6 (38:16):
They said, let's go baby, let's push, and the baby
came out. They delivered a healthy baby girl, nice on
the side of the road.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
The cops have to train in baby delivery, they have to.
But do they have to like go into a practical.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Like at the police academy or do they have.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
To go into like a labor like a room. Yeah,
and see it.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
Wo because you can't get you can't get a taser
unless you've been tased.
Speaker 4 (38:39):
You can't get pepper spray unless you've been pepper sprayed.
But you can deliver a baby without having a baby.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
But can you deliver a baby with ever having seen
a baby being delivered?
Speaker 4 (38:46):
Like, do they make you do that?
Speaker 5 (38:48):
Well, all I know is I'm order you getting my
delivery paid for if I'm now like the demonstration for
police officers.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
No, but that's not always the case because you'll go
to a hospital and they'll bring in other people just
to watch, because that's.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Part of it's the teaching hospital.
Speaker 4 (39:02):
Yeah, but sometimes they just have like new intern doctors
in there.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Yeah, I still want a deal.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
I mean, you bring up a good point.
Speaker 6 (39:09):
So like if you're the officer that delivers the baby,
do you get a bonus?
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Like? That's I think that's just that's that's the serving
part of protecting and serving man. That's a that's a
really unique Like you want a bonus as the cop
and you want to discount as the pusher.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Yeah, as the pregnant person.
Speaker 4 (39:26):
Like how much do doctors get paid to delivery?
Speaker 3 (39:28):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (39:28):
Hold on, I get too many questions? How lot?
Speaker 3 (39:30):
Okay, Police are not generally required to train for baby delivery,
though some departments have begun offering more comprehensive training that
does include childbirth assistants.
Speaker 4 (39:40):
Okay, Now your question how much do doctors get paid
to deliver a baby? But aren't those like ob g y.
Speaker 5 (39:46):
Yeah, I don't know. Is it part of their usual
or is it like per capita.
Speaker 6 (39:52):
Per per babyhead it ain't cheap to you got a commission,
they get a commission per baby.
Speaker 4 (39:57):
Now, I think it's part of the overall deal, Like
they're you're doctor and they don't make more?
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Yeah, I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Doctors do not get paid a flat rate for each delivery.
Speaker 5 (40:06):
If they hit a certain quota, do they get more?
Speaker 3 (40:10):
Their income is derived from their annual salary as an obstetrician,
which averages between two hundred and seventy eight thousand and
three hundred thousand dollars per year, with pay influence by
experienced location and whether they work in private practice or
hospital setting. Dang, okay, so no pay for the officers okay,
and the bay the doctors don't make more. It would
(40:31):
be nice they got like a punch card, like after
their tenth they get a free smoothie or something that something.
Speaker 4 (40:34):
Yeah, like we do in ten babies.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
I'm going to a tropical cafe to get a fretey smoothie.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
Yeah right.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
You know when I got my wisdom teeth out, you.
Speaker 5 (40:41):
Know how I was a part of the study, and
like they paid me seventy five dollars to get my
wisdom teth out, Like I didn't have to pay the
large bill, and then I got money on top of that.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
So that's what I was thinking, Like if.
Speaker 4 (40:54):
You did a study for having a baby, you would
get no.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Medicine when you're giving birth.
Speaker 5 (40:57):
No, I'm saying if you volunteer to work with, like
you know, the people that are training you, maybe get
a deal.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
I also like the.
Speaker 11 (41:06):
Haircut thing like when you go to a person that's
learning how to do hair.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
I don't think.
Speaker 4 (41:09):
I don't think I want a deal.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
That might be a better example.
Speaker 5 (41:12):
Remember that place in Austin where you could go get
a massage from someone in training in a room full
of other people.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
You get a really good deal. Did you ever go there?
Speaker 4 (41:19):
No, that should I don't know that. That was a
room that I was a special room I went.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
It was awesome. I feel like it could be like that.
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (41:28):
I'm just trying to think of ways to make it
more affordable for people.
Speaker 4 (41:32):
Okay, well we'll run that up the flappone. Let you
know what comes back either way. These officers a good job,
good job. There you go. That's what it's all about.
That was telling me something good. Wake up, Wake up
in the mall.
Speaker 8 (41:47):
And its radio.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
Arch box more game too, Steve Red trying to put
you through Fuck. He is running this Wig's next bit.
The Bobby is on the box, so you knowing this
The Bobby ball over to Amy for the morning Corny, the.
Speaker 4 (42:17):
Morning, Corny, what do you call it?
Speaker 1 (42:18):
Flying primate?
Speaker 4 (42:21):
What do you call it? Flying primate?
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Hot air boon?
Speaker 4 (42:25):
Oh, that's funny.
Speaker 3 (42:30):
That was the morning Corny all right, hit me.
Speaker 4 (42:33):
With that voicemail. I'm gonna leave the gap morning studio.
I just wanted to give a.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Big shout out to Mike D. He doesn't get enough
love for all the.
Speaker 4 (42:41):
Great games that he writes. And I know a lot
of people say that games are their favorite parts of
the show.
Speaker 8 (42:45):
So keep killing it, Mike D. And thanks for all
your hard work on the show.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Have a great day.
Speaker 4 (42:50):
That's what. That's what Mike does.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
Do a lot of work behind the scenes. That was
not his wife for sure, right Mike, No, but I
maybe paid that person. Yes, Next up, I was just
wondering if Eddie remembers.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
What day Valentine's Day is. Back on Valentine's Day, he said.
Speaker 10 (43:07):
He wouldn't forget, And I just want to know if
that's fact or crap.
Speaker 6 (43:10):
You can do it.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
You're my favorite on the show.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Don't let me down by.
Speaker 6 (43:14):
Why do Why do I say these things? Look, I
said on Valentine's Day that I want to remember the day.
Speaker 4 (43:19):
Yeah, do you know the day of Valentine's Day? February fourteenth?
Are you serious? Seventeenth? No? No, no, no, no, I mean
are you is this like? Are you doing like a bit? No,
why would I do a bit?
Speaker 10 (43:31):
Do you?
Speaker 6 (43:32):
Usually what happens every year is around Valentine's Day. You're like, guys,
don't forget in two weeks it's Valentine's Day?
Speaker 2 (43:38):
Can we?
Speaker 3 (43:38):
Right?
Speaker 4 (43:39):
And naturally burned into your head. What day Valentine's Day?
Speaker 9 (43:41):
Though?
Speaker 3 (43:42):
Even if you didn't have a romantic partner? Nope, like
has an American culture?
Speaker 4 (43:47):
Fourth of July? Got it? Well, because that's the name
of it.
Speaker 6 (43:50):
Four yeah, yeah, Christmas December twenty fifth?
Speaker 4 (43:53):
You got What about Halloween? That changes? It's the Thursday,
right or is it October thirty first? Wait? One of
them broke. He's broken. I didn't know this was the
thing with him? Which is the one that changes?
Speaker 3 (44:06):
Though?
Speaker 4 (44:06):
So Halloween doesn't change?
Speaker 3 (44:07):
Okay, October thirty first, Okay, Yeah, you're confusing hallowe with Thanksgiving?
Speaker 4 (44:11):
That one changes.
Speaker 6 (44:12):
Thursday, the Thursday, the last Thursday of November.
Speaker 4 (44:15):
Yep, okay, yeah, okay, good? What is Easter change? Easter changes? Okay?
Speaker 3 (44:20):
That's April or sometimes March, sometimes March, and Valentine's.
Speaker 4 (44:26):
Day is February fourteenth. How much would you bet on that?
Five dollars? Oh?
Speaker 3 (44:33):
You really what about five bucks time five bucks max?
It's February fourteenth? Okay, good, I thought you're doing a
bit No, man, is that just calcula No, I.
Speaker 4 (44:40):
Don't think so.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
I know I think that.
Speaker 4 (44:43):
And you know the date?
Speaker 5 (44:45):
Yeah, yes, known in the date since well we started
celebrating in school.
Speaker 6 (44:48):
Yes, I think it's more of like the date really
just doesn't matter to me.
Speaker 4 (44:54):
Okay, what's nine times six? Okay, I can do that
with my fingers. That's fifty four. Sit in my little
trick if you get give me nine times whatever. Okay.
Speaker 3 (45:04):
I wanted nine though, but eight times seven that's trouble.
Oh so only nine you can do on your nine
is the hand one?
Speaker 4 (45:10):
Yeah, I don't know. Eight times seven, eight times six,
eight times eight times seven. Go just give me your
best shot. This is how I do it. Okay.
Speaker 6 (45:16):
Eight times five is forty plus eight forty eight. That's
six seven eight fingers he's going fingers. Uh, it's seventy four.
Nail to take another shot at it. I got it wrong.
Did you say seventy sixty four sixty four sixty four
sixty four?
Speaker 3 (45:36):
I just went one more? Eight times seven sixty four?
Lunchbox was eight times seven sixty five.
Speaker 4 (45:41):
Oh my gosh, that's not sixty five? How's it on? Five?
That's not times five fifty six? So confused on what
I started to think lunchbox was right. For a minute,
I was like, no, A.
Speaker 11 (45:56):
Has got me so lost that I am like, wait a.
Speaker 4 (45:59):
Minute, hey, what my brain? And then what did you say?
Speaker 11 (46:03):
Like?
Speaker 4 (46:03):
You got me sixty four? I wouldn't do it five?
You got so confused? I was like, what that's my head?
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Dude?
Speaker 4 (46:10):
Okay, isn't that crazy Bobby Bone show?
Speaker 3 (46:14):
Today?
Speaker 11 (46:15):
This story comes us from New York City. A detective
with the NYPD was at a club where there are
some dancers and he had a crush on one of them.
So he's out in the parking lot and he sees
another one of the dancers, like, Hey, give me that
dancer's phone number. The girl's like, I'm not going to
give you her phone number.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
Leave me alone.
Speaker 11 (46:33):
He's like, give me her phone number. She's like, leave
me alone. And that's when he flashes his gun, said
have you ever been shot?
Speaker 3 (46:40):
Oh my god, I thought he was gonna flash his badge.
At most, I didn't flashing a gun.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
He's gonna flash something else.
Speaker 4 (46:46):
Oh, oh, interesting.
Speaker 3 (46:47):
See we all went different places on that one. And yeah,
here's the thing, guys. If there are guys listening to
this and you're going to one of these clubs like
Lunchbox is talking about, with women that are there, will
be uh delicate with our words.
Speaker 4 (46:58):
They don't have a crush on you. They never have
a crush. Also, if you go to Hooters, they never
don't have a crush.
Speaker 3 (47:05):
They don't have a crush on you.
Speaker 4 (47:07):
They're doing their job.
Speaker 6 (47:08):
And we all have that buddy who thinks that they
have a crush.
Speaker 4 (47:11):
Oh I had a buddy that thought he was like
dating one.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
What dating?
Speaker 3 (47:16):
Yeah. He would drive because we I was going to
school in archt So he'd drive all the way across
the state to go to a place called Platinum Plus
and Memphis. Oh no, And he went every weekend for
like four weeks and was like, yeah, I'm like, but
you talk to her ever, No, no, no, But she's
so dedicated to her work.
Speaker 4 (47:29):
He had no crap, buddy, she does.
Speaker 11 (47:31):
Yeah, Okay, I'm Lunchbox at your bonehead. Story of the day.
Speaker 4 (47:36):
Kids riding in the front seat, what age, Jamie?
Speaker 1 (47:40):
Oh, I mean it also depends on size.
Speaker 3 (47:43):
But I think it's like twelve crazy because we were
growing up you just sign in the front seat, put
a seat belt over you, and let it rip.
Speaker 4 (47:49):
And so now we have.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
Two car seats that we bought, and we got a stroller,
and like I'm learning these things and they say kids
should not sit in the front of cars until the
fifteen oh, fifteen.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
That's a little it's a little weird.
Speaker 3 (48:05):
It says, do you think your middle schooler is ready
for a ride in the front seat? They most likely
aren't because of their size. Kids should not sit in
the front seat of cars until they're fifteen. Studies show
that children fourteen and under are up to six times
more likely to suffer serious injuries if an air bag
is to deploy, and children fifteen and older, however, airbags
produced the odds of serious injuries by almost seventy percent.
(48:27):
That's from the Oregon Health and Science University. I'm sure
they're right. I'm sure that data is absolutely true. It
just feels crazy that you don't sit in the front
seat two or fifteen.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
I know.
Speaker 5 (48:36):
And it most definitely depends on size. Like you can
use your judgment as a parent, because like, if.
Speaker 4 (48:43):
You have a judgment's not data.
Speaker 11 (48:44):
We get into that a lot where it's like I
can just use my gut.
Speaker 5 (48:47):
I know, But like my son's fifteen and he's pretty.
Speaker 3 (48:50):
Put him in a car seat, pretty small, But you
said we're gonna get in a car seat today because
I just read a story that said no.
Speaker 5 (48:56):
But I mean, he's pretty small, Whereas my boyfriend's son's
fifteen and he's like six.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
Foots so it's very different.
Speaker 5 (49:01):
Like they look like totally different aged kids, but they're
the exact same age.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
So you just have to use your judgment as a parent.
Speaker 3 (49:09):
I don't have any Yeah, so I put a baby
up there, no car seat, You're good.
Speaker 4 (49:14):
Just tie him in tight and let it rip. We're done.
Bye everybody.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
Bobby Bone Show.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced and sang
by read Yarberry. You can find his instagram at read Yarberry,
Scuba Steve Executive producer, Raymond no Head of Production. I'm
Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you
for listening to the podcast.
Transmitting the.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Aliza, I hope you had a great weekend. Welcome to
Monday Show Morning Studio Morning.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I know so little about cars. I feel like this
could happen to me. A woman took her car to
get fixed because she kept on hearing a crackling sound.
She could not figure out what the sound was. She
could not find the sound. It was something broken inside
the car. So she goes to the mechanics and it
cost her seven hundred dollars because they gave her a
sixty thousand mile tune up. I'm not even sure if
(00:37):
that's a real thing. It's like, oh, you're at seventy
three thousand miles. I think you need a seventy three
thousand mile tune up?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Like, who knows what they're charging her for.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
And when she brought the car back to the house,
she realized what was actually wrong with it.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Here's the audio clip. First, go ahead your thoughts.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
That's inside the car like a like a fire crackling.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
It's exactly what it is.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
So what happened was she got it home and she
realized the sound was a fireplace soundscape that she was
playing through a speakers accidentally.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Oh oh yeah, this would happened to me.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
They charged her seven hundred dollars to give her a
tune up, and obviously they didn't fix it because there
was nothing to fix. And I don't know if these
are shady mechanics or if they're just like, we don't
know what it is, but we think the best solution
is just to give you a full tune up whatever
that is.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Yeah, but it was that. It was like the bluetooth
going through a car. It was a crackling fire and
she thought it was something bounce around inside the car.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
But there's no way they heard that, right, Like you know,
when you take it to the shop, you're like, here,
listen to it.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Because it would be on correct.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
I don't think they heard it. I think she just
told them.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
So.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Their idea was, we'll give you a seventy.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Thousand mile two nap that's what you need, or sorry,
sixty thousand mile tune up.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Crazy huh? And I feel like that kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
What happened to me once I had to call repair
toe truck type service to come out because my car
wouldn't go. I was stuck in a parking lot and
I couldn't get the key to turn over I couldn't
get anything to work, but the lights were on in
the dash, so I thought, well, something exploded, that's why
the lights are on. Turns out the car was in drive,
meaning with no key on. So obviously it's not going
(02:24):
to turn over. It's in drive, that's what. Yeah. And
they came over and sent in the car and put
in park and they were like, here you go run.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
No, no, no, I felt so stupid. They didn't charge you
for the tune up for anything. No, there was There
was no nineteen thousand mile tune up for that one.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
I felt pretty stupid that time. I called the people
because I had birds stuck in my chimney. Remember the chirp, chirp.
I was like, all little birds, they're stuck in my chimney.
I just hear them all the time.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Schup.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
I went on to get rescued. So I called the
chimney place and they came over. And turns out the
screen saver on my smart TV was a nature thing
and the birds were part of the screen saver.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
That's so funny, that's this.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah, But they didn't.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
I mean, of course I had to pay them to
come out, but they were they weren't like, oh, we'll
do a chimney tune up while we're here, but still
it was pretty embarrassing.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Wow, that's bad. That's that. Yeah, just a house version.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Yeah, I now, no more nature screensavers allowed.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
I have another clip. I want to play you.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Albany news anchor Heather Kovar was suspended after she went
on the air, and I want to play you her
doing the news. Now, there's a couple of stories, and
I don't want to jump to either story being the
absolute truth. But here she as she goes in, she
looks a little disoriented.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Here you go. All right, Thank you so much, Emma
for that report.
Speaker 7 (03:43):
You know, the exhibit is open until August, so you
can still check that out.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Discover Schenectady. You should really check that out. They do
so many good things in Schennected. The leaders there, they
are hopeful.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
That that exhibit's going to bring even more events and
exhibits to the area in the future. And so moving
on tonight, is we have to tell you also, you know,
like other news is happening in the area, and is she.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Sounds drunk, she sounds kills, or she sounds something is
up right. So people thought she was drunk. If I
were just looking at it, I would have thought she
was drunk. But I can read you the official story,
and we can speculate pure speculation. All they news anchor
had their cobar was suspended after she appeared disoriented and
slurred her words during a live CBSX broadcast. The unusual
(04:34):
unair behavior sparked concern among viewers, leading station executives to
remove her from the air and begin an internal investigation.
Now to me, with just my eye and seeing this
one clip, she looks drunk. She even has the drunk
voicems like. Now, she, to her credit, had a great excuse,
(04:54):
which also could be the truth. She explained she was
extremely fatigued, having just returned for caring for ill father,
and firmly denied any suggestion of intoxication during a broadcast.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Now that's what you do. You go towards something that's happened.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
To you that you can go no, no, no, my
dad's sick, my uncle died. I got beat up, like
something happened to totally modify an argument, because you never
want when someone uses a sympathy play like that, even
if it's not true, it's hard to like win that one.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Yeah, but I mean did they did they do an
alcohol test or.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
I don't think they did one right after?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
No, The incident has fueled wider discussions about burnout mental health.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Yes, that's a tough one.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Oh yeah, I mean if she's she's she shouldn't have
gone slept.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
But right, if she's saying that, you automatically fall to that,
even if it's not true.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Did you watch the club? Have you seen the club?
Do you have you heard the club?
Speaker 5 (05:49):
I just heard it, and I do feel like some
things up like xanax anything.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
And her news director can't let her go on TV
like that? No, right, like there's it's on like five
people if her dad. But if her dad is sick
and she was caring for him, do you come.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Back like that?
Speaker 6 (06:07):
I mean, I've been really tired before where I kind
of sound like that. But that sounds drunk, like she's slurring.
I don't you know, you're not slurring, you're a little delirious.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
The tip here is, even if not true, if you
throw in something like this like my dad's sick, my
uncle died, my dogs die, it's hard to it's hard
for them to do anything right.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
It's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Yeah, so if not true, shout out her for excuse. Yeah,
I thought she was drunk, especially because at some point
she does the drunk ups and downs with her voice,
like there's a lot of news coming.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
And speaking of the news that's coming up.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
And I have been such as and I have been
you're cute. I have been so tired that I'm not
in my right mind. But I don't do the ups
and down, not like that of the voice. So, uh,
I hope she's okay. I actually hope that her dad
is not sick.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
An if he is, I hope he's okay.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Yes, I want to say everything I'm supposed to say,
But if you just showed me the clip, I'd be like,
she had too much a drink or she's had had
some medicine.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Well, she would think that too.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
I mean, if she were to see that clip of
herself later or somebody else, I think that she would
have a similar thought.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
We're rooting for you, yeah, and we hope you get
to keep your job. Because she didn't say that fort
or anything.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Nope, it's a sin.
Speaker 8 (07:28):
Anonamous sin.
Speaker 9 (07:29):
Bob.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
There's a question to be because.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Hello, Bobby Bones, I recently married someone who has kids
from a previous relationship, and I'm struggling a bit to
figure out my role as a step parent. I don't
want to overstep and come across as trying to replace
their mom and dad, But at the same time, I
want to have a real relationship with them and not
just feel like a house guest. How do I find
the right balance between being in and being respectful signed
(08:03):
trying to step in without stepping on toes. I think
we have somebody here who's kind of going through a
similar situation, which is Abby, Like her boyfriend has kids
from a past relationship.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
How do you handle that, Abby?
Speaker 10 (08:16):
So right now, it's kinda I'm kind of in the
same situation because it's like I'm kind of just the
friend you know that they like to play with, and
at some point you kind of have to establish like
the communication the dad does with the kids to to
say they have to listen to you. Kind I mean
more of like the motherly role. But I guess that's
(08:38):
when you're married. We're not married, so I guess the
stepmom title comes in yeah later.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Yeah, But do you spend a lot of time with
him and them?
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (08:49):
I do, but he mostly takes on like the role
I kind of I don't have that like authoritative, you know,
like oh go to time out.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
That's not where I am right now.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Do you want that role?
Speaker 10 (09:02):
No, But I'm just saying that's that's more his job,
and I kind of just step back.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
What about the relationship with the mom?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I don't really communicate with her much.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
It's all well, but does is there communication at all
about her? About from her? Like how you should be
a part of that relationship?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Oh no, not really?
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Okay, all right, yeah, stop there, All right. No, I
think the time will come. Really, he'll naturally maybe even
come to Abby because she's living there and maybe be like, hey,
just so you know, like I love your support on this,
or if you ever feel like you need to say
something like you have that. I mean, I think that
probably will just take a little bit of time, and
(09:45):
like you said, maybe even the official marriage title would
take care of that role. But at times, I'm sure
it feels like you are parenting.
Speaker 10 (09:53):
Yeah, for sure, But I am stuck kind of in
an awkward position.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Two.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Sometimes it is a that of a.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
You know, you're not the mom, but you're also not
just a reckless friend. You can who can do stupid
stuffy like a purgatory. It's like a parental purgatory. Yeah,
I would say that there is not a right or
wrong way to do it. I would say there's not
a right way to do it. There are wrong way
to do it, but there's not a right way to
do it, because I think every situation is different, especially
(10:22):
if you're co parenting, you know. I also think time
and consistency is what really makes a difference here, so
for everybody, not just the kids, but for the other parent. Like,
if you have proven that you can be there for
those kids, even if you don't get along like that,
that's very valuable to the other parent.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Probably.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
I look forward to my kids having like the girlfriends
or whoever my ex husband ends up with, Like for
them to have another role model or someone that they
can go to and have as a parent figure. I
the more the marrior, I mean, obviously we didn't want
to end up this, but our story is we're divorced,
(11:02):
and I hope we both end up with partners that
will be excellent parents to our children.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
I would encourage you email or not to beat yourself
up about having it figured out, because it will never
be figured out.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yeah, I think it's awkward because it is awkward.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Yeah, like it will never be figured out.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
And when you got to figure out that, something's gonna
happen and it's going to be totally unfigured out again.
So as long as you're consistent and that you're doing
things from a caring place.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah, I think that's the win, that's the wind.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Yeah, consistency, like Bobby said, and then you'll find a groove.
But then something may happen that knocks you off, but
then you'll find the new groove.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Just that you care is all the matters, and you'll
do things wrong and that's okay.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Yeah, yeah, all right, there you go, close it up.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Twenty two year old went back and enrolled in high
school using a fake identity. Kind of funny unless something
bad happens from it. Because I think I can only
speak for dudes because I am a dude. We all
think it would be awesome to go back and just
dominate in sports. But I don't think we could go
and dominate high school because I think we're too old
to compete with seventeen year olds.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
They're faster than us, they're stronger than us. For the
most part.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
But imagine we could go back and play junior high
or like seventh grade football with what we have now,
and everybody thought we were the same age and we
just got to dominate, and nobody was like, look at
the older guy playing with kids.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
You just get to feel that, like wow, look at you.
That'd be awesome.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Or play basketball against a bunch of fourth graders but
nobody knew you weren't a fourth grader and you just dominated.
Just feel what it would be like to just like
guys would like to do that, to just feel supreme
at a sport, because most guys didn't get to feel
that we were just normal or below average, or didn't
make the team or didn't play at all. And so
this dude kind of a different story. But I think
(12:45):
of that in my head. I'm like, man, that would
be cool to go back and just all be older
and dominate. But officials in white Bear Lake, Minnesota, are
investigating after an adult allegedly posted as a high school
student and enrolled at White Bear Lake Area High School
using fake documents. According to a principal, Students, staff and
families helped uncover that someone over the age of twenty
one had fraudulently enrolled under a false identity. They're calling
(13:08):
for the superintendent's resignation, pretend to be seventeen.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
If this happens.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
And what I worry about, like the actual worry with
somebody weird doing this, is that they're trying to.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Get with kids.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Oh yeah, like that to me is like the real
bad thing that comes from this, like kids that are
vulnerable to an adult and them taking advantage of that.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
In my mind, I go, I want to play pee
wee football. That's harmless, and.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yeah, I want to play quarterback, I want to play
wide receiver, I want to play every position and just
dominate because.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
That that is harmleful, Like in your fantasy whatever this
says that you have. Are you that size?
Speaker 4 (13:42):
There's no on my size. I'm exactly me right now.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
Okay, But they don't and there's no questions asked on there.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Oh see, because there are always a couple bigger kids
that dominate in that they're sixth grade. Oh yes, especially
in baseball and in football. You're like that kid, there's
no way that kid can be that age.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
It turns out they are. They just grew faster than.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
Every you know, or they were held back, Yeah, or a.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Mixture of both.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Okay, So I thought it's just like you had, like
your skills, but in uh, no.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
I don't want to be smaller. I want to be big.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
I want to amy in my life. I've never got
to just dominate in sports. There are certain sports I
was pretty good at. There were certain sports I was
average at, but I never was like the guy because
my athletic ability it had a ceiling and anything that,
like I don't want I don't want to have to
do this. But like in high school baseball, I was
like all district, all region, I was defensive player of
the year in our league. Like, but all that wasn't
(14:31):
because athletic ability. It's because I was a very smart
player and had to like find every little shortcut possible
to take every advantage of everything.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
And that sucks. Well, that's half of being a good
ath athlete. I want to be a good athlete and
do that. Yeah. Can you imagine me playing quarterback now
against fourth graders? Oh, that'd be awesome. To the score
would one hundred to zero.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
I would just take off running every time keeper. Yes, so,
and there have been adults that have done that. To
come back to play high school basketball.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
For sure.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
There are those kind of stories, and I always little
jealous until they go to jail. There's a seventeen year
old kid of Florida, another fabrication story, but a little different.
He faked his on abduction and then went so far
to shoot himself in the leg. Oh yeah, I'm quitting
that faking. When it comes to shooting myself, I don't
think I could pull the trigger on that. Authorities in
Marion County, Florida, say a seventeen year old who claimed
he was abducted last week fabricated the entire story. He
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texted his family saying he'd been kidnapped by four Hispanic men.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Always dirty dog you know why they have to do that?
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Why did they target you? Dirty dog people? And in
a van, And it's always a Hispanics have van. Right, unfair.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
I'm telling you my whole family, only one of my
uncles has a van.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
They prey up trucks, a couple of cars. It's normal.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
It's always a van with the Hispanics. That sucks for
you guys. You don't deserve that. He said that the
van got him. There was a shooting. There was an
amber alert that went out wow, because he's seventeen. His
family made emotional public pleas for his turn. However, Sheriff
Billy Woods later revealed the teen's account was false. Investigators
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discovered that Speed had purchased a bicycle, tent and camping
gear at the walmart before abandoning his truck and then
riding away. To make the hoax seem real, he shot
himself with a handgun. That to me, it's not worth
that price. Whatever you're trying to get from this, like
to get away. If I got to shoot myself, no way,
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that cancels it out. No chance to take this confirmed
there was no kidnapping or attack. Noted the gunshot was
self inflicted. Woods said the incident wasted significant taxpayer funded
resources and pressing charges remains on the table seventeen. So
that's that's from Metro. That is a crazy story, all
of it. And why do they always have to go
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to this spanning people in the vand I don't know,
that's not the first time this has happened. It's not
the first.
Speaker 6 (16:49):
I remember the girl that went jogging as she got
kidnapped by some Hispanic people.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
What was her name, lunchbox Jennifer will Banks. Okay, there
you go, the famous Jennifer Willbanks. Turns out she was
never abducted by Hispanics in a van.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
No justice for Hispanics is what I say.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
An old man in New York was falling for a scam.
He showed up at the Community Resource Federal Credit Union
to withdraw thirty thousand dollars. Luckily the teller she noticed
that he seemed unsure about what.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
He was doing, so she like started talking to him.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
She didn't just withdraw the money and give it to him,
She called the police and officer soon learned that the
customer had been misled by scammers, and they worked with
him to set up like a.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Sting operation, but they didn't catch them. They're always on
like Uruguay.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
Yeah right, Yeah, I mean they arranged a meeting with
the scammers and they took him into custody.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
So I guess it does.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Wear out our American scammers.
Speaker 8 (17:54):
Dan.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
Yeah, they got charged with arranged your scammer. We couldn't
charge them.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Anything that yeah country he was in India.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Oh that's good.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
I bet you, And I'm just betting because I have
no basis of fact on this that these tellers are
now trained a little bit on Hey, if people come
in looking to withdraw a bunch of money, because it's
happening so much of vulnerable people, older people, like, try
to ask a couple of questions that aren't out of
bounds to see if you feel like they're being scammed.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Yeah, the article did say thank to the thanks to
the teller's instincts and training.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Yeah, that seems like something that they would need to
be trained for now, which is a weird thing you
wouldn't think about.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
It's just kind of crazy.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
Like he was actually going there to withdraw the thirty
thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Yeah, so sad Ulswindell probably told him to he needed
the money. Yeah, Cols Wentdell without alue check mark obviously
not the real one. But yeah, uh, great job by
that teller. That's what it's all about. That was telling
me something good.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
This pillow costs one thousand dollars. Good's crazy.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
You get one for one thousand, forty nine dollars, or
get the pair for sixteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
This pillow better have like every drug.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
In it, but like help you sleep.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Or whatever whatever you need like it does.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
It is it anti aging? What's the deal?
Speaker 4 (19:07):
So the pillow is by eight Sleep Company. It's their
new pod pillow cover.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
This cover is designed to slip over your existing pillows
without changing their shape or firmness. It uses silent hydro
channels to circulate temperature controlled of water beneath your head.
You can pick an exact temperature anywhere between fifty five
and one hundred and ten degrees fahrenheit, and the cover
will maintain that temperature all night long. I wonder if
fifty five fills cold, because if you can keep the
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pillow cold, there's some value in that. Like last night,
our air was on so cold, and I have a
sleep number bed that messes with the temperature, and so
I was able to turn I don't want I didn't
get up and turn the temperature up the middle of
the night. I just went over and turned the bed up.
It was awesome. Now that's also a bed, not a pillow.
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But I can't imagine spending one thousand dollars for a pillow.
You're not even sure if it works.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
This is summer.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Yeah, this is something that you want to have for
like a week to see, and there's no way for
a thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
But let's say one hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
You want to have this for a week before you
even buy that much, Les, I still a thousand bucks
at it, like off the jump.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Yeah, I'm trying to look at it right now, and
I'm just like, wow, this is a lot of money
for a pillow cover.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
Yep, but it does run water.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
But it should be like there's a button that pushes,
like all right, there's rambient. Maybe you need a little
little melatonin, okay, rough night xanax, Like it tells you
what you need just by monitoring your brain waves that
are on the pillow. Or or here's a nursery rhyme,
here's a nice story, Like it should be able to
read my mind to tell me what I need to sleep?
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Do you do you have to plug it in?
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Can you imagine you should get shocked today?
Speaker 5 (20:48):
Oh gosch yah hooked up to these huge machines that
sit next to your.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
Bed that can't help you sleep. I roll around my
pillow so much I put my arm under it.
Speaker 6 (20:58):
And get sure I'm gonna get wrapped up in it.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
You choke on it, how do you pass?
Speaker 6 (21:05):
Well, you got a pillow.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Like, how dangerous is this?
Speaker 4 (21:11):
I'm sure it's yeah, I'm sure it's fine. But were
you guys to asking me what I was gonna put
on my registry? A baby shall Maybe this is one
of the.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Things so when you do sleep, you actually get because.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
We're already buying strollers and car seats. I got a
text from someone going, I heard you talking about your
car seat. You sound so happy. I don't think I'm
happier or not happier. I'm just like amazed at how
much goes into this. Like back in the old days,
you just got in your covered wagon and took your
baby and traveled across the free land.
Speaker 6 (21:43):
Yeah, but sometimes you lose the baby doing that.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Yeah, a little different.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
They lived like you sat in the front seat of
the car, you know, you you stood up on the
back seats.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
You know you're I mean you have to remember too,
it's still like some of the stuff that you're going
to get roped into.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
It's a business, so you have to be like, do
we really need this?
Speaker 4 (22:08):
You know?
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Yeah, but vigilant they all rope it up. Yeah, they
did the Taco Bell Ultra Marathon. This past weekend and
so over a thousand people and they ran a thirty
one mile course and they had to eat at nine
taco bells on the way. Okay, they were all in
the course. And so they're running a thirty one mile race.
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They have to stop and eat a taco bell constantly.
And they had to order items like a Chiloupa Supreme,
a crunch Trapp Supreme, not Joe's Bell Grande.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
Can you imagine eating all that while running thirty one miles?
Speaker 6 (22:43):
No, everyone threw up right, like there's going to be
throw up.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
They required to do it all. Oh no, that's too quick,
that's too quick. And do you run in a diaper?
Speaker 4 (22:55):
Oh? I guess you have to. Is there a diaper
stop where you can actually put one on?
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Some people have that situation happen on a normal marathon
with no eating of you.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Know, they're required to do it all within eleven hours.
They were in work and without encourse performance enhancing drugs,
no pepto, no alcacelter.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
That's an enhancing.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
The official rules don't forbid vomiting, but for street cred,
everybody tried to keep it down. Yeah, that is a
funny race. That is a dangerous race. That's like a
beer mile though, right, like you drink a beer every lap.
It's the same kind of thing because you don't get
drunk from the beer mile.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
It's I would rather do beer mile over.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Well yeah, yeah, this is thirty one miles eleven hours.
Well this is thirty No, it has to be finished
eleven hours. Yeah, oh that's the max. So it's a
thirty one mile run and you got to stop at
nine taco bells.
Speaker 5 (23:54):
Yeah, I just yeah, that would not be good on
my stomach. Did y'all see this one clip? It's probably
not in your algorithm, but it is mine.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
It was funny.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
It was going viral because this girl was like my
method of when I'm hiking or running alone and I
pass a man, she like instantly acts like she's on
the phone telling the person that she just scooped her
pants so that way he won't be attracted to her, or.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Like he won't.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
OK. I know, I know she was ready, but she'll
be like guys coming on no sorry sorry, no, not
to avoid guy she doesn't know who's a threat, Like
she's gonna get abducted, not because yeah not not because
the guy might hit on her. It's because so she
won't get taken, but.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
That also means that every guy is trying.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
To, Like you never know which guy it is though,
but that method.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
She's like almost no guys are trying to, but it happens.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
It happens, and you have to have your methods. And
this is hers her.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
She's just doing a comedy bit.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
Well, it was funny, but then also it could work
because he might be he was thinking about abducting her.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
It's probably he.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Doesn't want to deal with I think we believe way
more stuff than we should, because there is a video
going viral where this woman is like, oh, I thought
I was in the Chad Powers movie on Hulu and
they put hark to it in my place that she
didn't know it.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
Oh I saw that it's not real.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
She does videos like this all the time, but people
are convinced that that's real. And she was replaced by Hawktua.
But she was never in the movie. She was just
doing it. But I saw the news pick it up
as actresses stunned as she gets replaced by hawk Tua.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
No, that's the kind of video she does. How are
we supposed to know when people are lying to us.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
We just wanted to tell you. I can tell you.
Everybody's lying to you. So just first life. And I
approached social media like that where nothing is true until
I find out that it is.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
I believe nothing.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
How are we supposed to know if the person is
real or AI?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Because if they have.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
Ten fingers a I can't. AI doesn't master her fingers yet.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
Oh really, I didn't look at his fingers. So there's
this one.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Guy, and I was drawn in because he hikes.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
With his cat, like I was drawing in Amy's falling
in love with Ai? Yes, no, yeah, I thought it
would be Mekay.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
He is very good life king.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
But he's kind of like Bobby's Ai, where he talks
like you know, like I don't know, Like when he talks,
you're like the voice doesn't.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Match the body.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
And like what I was a woman, okay, well whatever,
she's she's a masculine woman, a feminine man whatever. So
he's he's frolicking about in like these beautiful fields and
I don't know, I've never been to Switzerland. It's what
I imagine fields and stuff being like there. And he's
got his cat with him. And I watched so many
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videos and now I'm like, I don't think this guy's
even real.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
There's the AI actress Tilly. Now, Mike, you've seen much
on her? Yeah, up in arms. She's a fake person. Yeah,
she's a fake actress.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Bully fully AI actress. I mean I cast her for
some rolls. She's like approachable, likable, like she's perfect. Yeah,
he's perfect.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Doesn't say no to anything.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Yeah, she nails everything.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Raymundo, you're gonna sing us the opening line a classic
country song.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
Yes, give us the.
Speaker 9 (27:03):
Example crazy, I'm crazy for feeling so lonely.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
Okay, that's crazy crazy.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
The difficulty is going to be These are very famous songs,
but him singing it's gonna make it harder than if
you just spoke them.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
Okay, we got five here, yep, all right, get it.
Speaker 9 (27:22):
I got rice cooking in the my Crew wave.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Okay, then I'm in, I'm in. Who knows? This may
all be so easy? Hopefully his wonderful singing doesn't affect it.
Wave one more time.
Speaker 9 (27:40):
Right, I got rice cooking in the my Crew wave?
Speaker 4 (27:47):
Alright, five seconds? Do we any Thailand artist? Just the
name of the song?
Speaker 8 (27:54):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (27:55):
Okay, all right? Time lunch bikes boot scooting.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
But maymy, it's a great day to be alive.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Great day to be alive, Eddie, Great day to be alive.
That's Travis Tritt.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
That's correct. Good job. That's three. Get a point, lunchbox,
No point, Next.
Speaker 9 (28:10):
One, Almost Heaven, West Virginia, Blue Ridge Mountains, shed Indoor River.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
What's that river? That's close?
Speaker 9 (28:20):
Man, I'm in more time, please, Almost Heaven, West Virginia,
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
I mean he'd be better off just talking it. Yeah,
that's why would make him singing it. I'm in. I'm
in for the man launch barks. Take me Home Country Roads.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
I have that as well, Eddie, take me Home Country Roads.
Speaker 9 (28:50):
Next, I hear the train of come in. It's rolling
round the bend.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
I'm in. What's the name of the song?
Speaker 9 (29:03):
One time I hear the train to come in. It's
rolling round the bend the.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Band then, mm hmm, what is the name?
Speaker 4 (29:21):
It's ma'am? All right, lunchbox. I got Fullsome County.
Speaker 5 (29:28):
Blues, so close, no Amy fall, someome prison blues, Eddie
fullsome prison blues.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
I hear the train of coming it's rolling around the bend,
and I ain't seen the sunshine, since I don't know
when I'm stuck in Falsom County.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
See, it's.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Just kidding.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
I'm stuck in Falsom prison, all right. Next up, he said,
I'll love you till I die. Man, good y'all on
this singing though? What is he talking about?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Huh?
Speaker 4 (30:03):
Singing again? Ray?
Speaker 9 (30:05):
He said, I'll love you till I die?
Speaker 4 (30:11):
Held that note?
Speaker 11 (30:12):
He said, I love you till I die he dies.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Did you listen to these to practice if he dies he.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
Dies one of them? The next one?
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Yes, I did, but that one no, because you kind
of got that one too.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
I'll live. I'm in mm hmm, everybody in yep, yep.
Lunchbox islands in the streams.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Maybe he stopped loving her today.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Correct, my gosh, he stopped loving her today?
Speaker 4 (30:45):
Yeah, Eddie, thank god he stopped loving her today. Job
four four four when lunchbox has uh one one? I
did get on the board. One more question, go ahead.
Speaker 9 (30:57):
He said, I was in my early forties with a
lot of life before me.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Man. Amy took her headphones off aggressively. Wow, that sounds
are slamming her headphones.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Early?
Speaker 4 (31:21):
Do you want to sing it again?
Speaker 5 (31:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (31:23):
I get a run in my rurales a lot of listen.
You gotta listen to this. Sorry more you got again?
Speaker 9 (31:34):
He said, I was in my rural forties with a
lot of life.
Speaker 6 (31:38):
But for me, it'll throw you off, dude, makes it
so much worse.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
Alright, five seconds, Amy got mad. He goes, no, all right, that's.
Speaker 5 (31:50):
Time answer, he said, you have an answer right down
your down timer.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Girl incorrect. Live like you're dying, Live like you were dying,
and live like you were dying.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
I couldn't get past.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
It's tough.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
It's I mean, I was singing.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
All a lot of other I was like I was
in my early forties with.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
A lot of love blooming.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Eddie and I are left.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
We'll do another one tho just two audition environmor go ahead.
Speaker 9 (32:28):
Country music singers have always been a real close family.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
You need it again, I'm in one two three family tradition. Okay,
one more.
Speaker 9 (32:44):
On a warm summers evening on a train bound for nowhere.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
It sounds like you were dying. Like all the songs
sound kind of the same.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
I'm in. Yeah, I'm ready, you know it?
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (32:57):
One two three The Gambler. Do you want more speed around? Oh? Speed?
So buzzing with your name. All right, here we go. Baby.
When I met you there was amazed. What idiot? Baby?
When I met you, there was a piece unknown.
Speaker 9 (33:18):
I set out to get you with the fine tooth cool.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
I just know the rhyme. We turned the music down.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
H I said, I get you with the fun.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
Are you serious? Yeah? It sounds anything like a raise. Yeah,
we seen that one again. Ray, Baby. When I met
there was a pie. It's like there it goes. Baby.
When I met you, there piece and time and with
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the fine tooth come.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
There was something.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
Sound familiar ring? Well yes, now all right.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
Oh. Lunchbox has an alter ego by the name of
Nico Jackson, and he calls places as Nico Jackson, and
he called the news. He'll call the news and be like,
I have a story I want to break. This one's
hard for me because it's gonna like attack my ego
a little bit, but I'm here for it.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
Nico. Well, Lunchbox, what you do, yours.
Speaker 8 (34:28):
Just is Nico Jackson. And I called the news to
let him know the big story breaking across America. Bobby
Bones just having a baby.
Speaker 4 (34:37):
They're not gonna care at all.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
I've not heard the clubs, but they're gonna care so little. Okay,
So who'd you call first?
Speaker 4 (34:43):
What city?
Speaker 8 (34:44):
I called it? I called it Atlanta and I should Hey,
they're gonna be a baby coming with Bobby Bones.
Speaker 4 (34:51):
Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 8 (34:55):
Oh yes, I got the best story for your news cash.
It's gonna make a great view. Mister Bobby Bones. He's
having a baby.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
Who's having a baby.
Speaker 8 (35:05):
Yes, this is neat Co Jackson and just imagine the headlines,
extra extra read all about it. Bobby Bones from the
Ball is having his first child.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
Bobby Bones. Okay, this is a tip that you want
to put in.
Speaker 8 (35:20):
I just I think it's just a feel good news
story because he does morning radio on the.
Speaker 4 (35:24):
Ball, Bobby Bones.
Speaker 8 (35:26):
Yes, yeah, Bobby Bones, he won Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker 4 (35:30):
Okay, Okay, I don't think that's that big of a story.
I think I.
Speaker 8 (35:37):
Think, I mean, I think it would be a good
story for your five o'clock news and maybe even your
ten o'clock news.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Probably not going to see it there, but have a
good day and haters.
Speaker 8 (35:48):
That was a rough one there, Bobby.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
That was a rough one. Yeah, that's a rough one.
I did like that you went to Atlanta station. There
was reference on the ball in Atlanta.
Speaker 4 (35:56):
The guy no idea? How it was all right? Next
up Austin. Yes, I called Austin.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
News desk.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Yes, ma'am, this is neat.
Speaker 8 (36:05):
Go Jackson, and do I have a story for you
that your listeners are gonna love?
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Oh great, mister Jackson. We appreciate that. We love when
people get involved.
Speaker 8 (36:15):
Bobby Bones is gonna have a baby. Well he's not
having a baby, but his wife is pregnant and that's
huge news.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Oh okay, well was there some like was there anything
that makes this unique?
Speaker 4 (36:31):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (36:32):
Yes, it makes it unique because Bobby's forty five years
old now and they got married a few years ago
and this is their first baby.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Well that's so nice, mister Jackson.
Speaker 5 (36:42):
We appreciate you calling us and letting us know. Listen,
my other lines are ringing, but we just want to
thank you.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Again for your health. Just can you, just when you
like other stories, feel free to give us a ring.
Thank you?
Speaker 8 (36:55):
Yes, thank you, and tell Bobby congratulations.
Speaker 4 (36:58):
Right, Okay, she's very nice.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Oh sweet, She really thought mister Jackson was a real person,
like an old old man, and she was handling like that,
and I think you know what shout out to her
whoever that was for handling mister Nico Jackson, like the
ninety year old he yeah, in your mind, is Neco
Jackson ninety?
Speaker 4 (37:16):
Yes, she is. He's old.
Speaker 8 (37:18):
He's an older guy. He's an older fella just kind
of you know, lived his life and now he just
doesn't have much to do. So he's just hanging around
his apartment.
Speaker 5 (37:26):
Who's talking though, he's talking about he like you could say,
I'm ron old.
Speaker 4 (37:33):
You know, I didn't think about that.
Speaker 8 (37:35):
Okay, So anyway, my brain, my brain's not as fast
as it used to be.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
The news didn't care, but to one of them believe
lunchbox was an old man. So that's this impression maybe getting.
Speaker 4 (37:47):
A little better. All right, thank you, Lunchbark. It's time
for the good news.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
Ready.
Speaker 6 (37:55):
There were two NYPD officers on patrol in New York City.
They're driving and they're a guy just waving at him like, hey,
over here, I need help. So they pull over, like
what's up man, He's like, my wife is about to
have a baby in the car.
Speaker 4 (38:08):
So they go, we need backup. There's a baby being born.
We need backup.
Speaker 6 (38:11):
Two more officers arrive with medical supplies and they didn't wait.
Speaker 4 (38:15):
They didn't wait for ems.
Speaker 6 (38:16):
They said, let's go baby, let's push, and the baby
came out. They delivered a healthy baby girl, nice on
the side of the road.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
The cops have to train in baby delivery, they have to.
But do they have to like go into a practical.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Like at the police academy or do they have.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
To go into like a labor like a room. Yeah,
and see it.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
Wo because you can't get you can't get a taser
unless you've been tased.
Speaker 4 (38:39):
You can't get pepper spray unless you've been pepper sprayed.
But you can deliver a baby without having a baby.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
But can you deliver a baby with ever having seen
a baby being delivered?
Speaker 4 (38:46):
Like, do they make you do that?
Speaker 5 (38:48):
Well, all I know is I'm order you getting my
delivery paid for if I'm now like the demonstration for
police officers.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
No, but that's not always the case because you'll go
to a hospital and they'll bring in other people just
to watch, because that's.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Part of it's the teaching hospital.
Speaker 4 (39:02):
Yeah, but sometimes they just have like new intern doctors
in there.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Yeah, I still want a deal.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
I mean, you bring up a good point.
Speaker 6 (39:09):
So like if you're the officer that delivers the baby,
do you get a bonus?
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Like? That's I think that's just that's that's the serving
part of protecting and serving man. That's a that's a
really unique Like you want a bonus as the cop
and you want to discount as the pusher.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Yeah, as the pregnant person.
Speaker 4 (39:26):
Like how much do doctors get paid to delivery?
Speaker 3 (39:28):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (39:28):
Hold on, I get too many questions? How lot?
Speaker 3 (39:30):
Okay, Police are not generally required to train for baby delivery,
though some departments have begun offering more comprehensive training that
does include childbirth assistants.
Speaker 4 (39:40):
Okay, Now your question how much do doctors get paid
to deliver a baby? But aren't those like ob g y.
Speaker 5 (39:46):
Yeah, I don't know. Is it part of their usual
or is it like per capita.
Speaker 6 (39:52):
Per per babyhead it ain't cheap to you got a commission,
they get a commission per baby.
Speaker 4 (39:57):
Now, I think it's part of the overall deal, Like
they're you're doctor and they don't make more?
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Yeah, I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Doctors do not get paid a flat rate for each delivery.
Speaker 5 (40:06):
If they hit a certain quota, do they get more?
Speaker 3 (40:10):
Their income is derived from their annual salary as an obstetrician,
which averages between two hundred and seventy eight thousand and
three hundred thousand dollars per year, with pay influence by
experienced location and whether they work in private practice or
hospital setting. Dang, okay, so no pay for the officers okay,
and the bay the doctors don't make more. It would
(40:31):
be nice they got like a punch card, like after
their tenth they get a free smoothie or something that something.
Speaker 4 (40:34):
Yeah, like we do in ten babies.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
I'm going to a tropical cafe to get a fretey smoothie.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
Yeah right.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
You know when I got my wisdom teeth out, you.
Speaker 5 (40:41):
Know how I was a part of the study, and
like they paid me seventy five dollars to get my
wisdom teth out, Like I didn't have to pay the
large bill, and then I got money on top of that.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
So that's what I was thinking, Like if.
Speaker 4 (40:54):
You did a study for having a baby, you would
get no.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Medicine when you're giving birth.
Speaker 5 (40:57):
No, I'm saying if you volunteer to work with, like
you know, the people that are training you, maybe get
a deal.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
I also like the.
Speaker 11 (41:06):
Haircut thing like when you go to a person that's
learning how to do hair.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
I don't think.
Speaker 4 (41:09):
I don't think I want a deal.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
That might be a better example.
Speaker 5 (41:12):
Remember that place in Austin where you could go get
a massage from someone in training in a room full
of other people.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
You get a really good deal. Did you ever go there?
Speaker 4 (41:19):
No, that should I don't know that. That was a
room that I was a special room I went.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
It was awesome. I feel like it could be like that.
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (41:28):
I'm just trying to think of ways to make it
more affordable for people.
Speaker 4 (41:32):
Okay, well we'll run that up the flappone. Let you
know what comes back either way. These officers a good job,
good job. There you go. That's what it's all about.
That was telling me something good. Wake up, Wake up
in the mall.
Speaker 8 (41:47):
And its radio.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
Arch box more game too, Steve Red trying to put
you through Fuck. He is running this Wig's next bit.
The Bobby is on the box, so you knowing this
The Bobby ball over to Amy for the morning Corny, the.
Speaker 4 (42:17):
Morning, Corny, what do you call it?
Speaker 1 (42:18):
Flying primate?
Speaker 4 (42:21):
What do you call it? Flying primate?
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Hot air boon?
Speaker 4 (42:25):
Oh, that's funny.
Speaker 3 (42:30):
That was the morning Corny all right, hit me.
Speaker 4 (42:33):
With that voicemail. I'm gonna leave the gap morning studio.
I just wanted to give a.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Big shout out to Mike D. He doesn't get enough
love for all the.
Speaker 4 (42:41):
Great games that he writes. And I know a lot
of people say that games are their favorite parts of
the show.
Speaker 8 (42:45):
So keep killing it, Mike D. And thanks for all
your hard work on the show.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Have a great day.
Speaker 4 (42:50):
That's what. That's what Mike does.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
Do a lot of work behind the scenes. That was
not his wife for sure, right Mike, No, but I
maybe paid that person. Yes, Next up, I was just
wondering if Eddie remembers.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
What day Valentine's Day is. Back on Valentine's Day, he said.
Speaker 10 (43:07):
He wouldn't forget, And I just want to know if
that's fact or crap.
Speaker 6 (43:10):
You can do it.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
You're my favorite on the show.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Don't let me down by.
Speaker 6 (43:14):
Why do Why do I say these things? Look, I
said on Valentine's Day that I want to remember the day.
Speaker 4 (43:19):
Yeah, do you know the day of Valentine's Day? February fourteenth?
Are you serious? Seventeenth? No? No, no, no, no, I mean
are you is this like? Are you doing like a bit? No,
why would I do a bit?
Speaker 10 (43:31):
Do you?
Speaker 6 (43:32):
Usually what happens every year is around Valentine's Day. You're like, guys,
don't forget in two weeks it's Valentine's Day?
Speaker 2 (43:38):
Can we?
Speaker 3 (43:38):
Right?
Speaker 4 (43:39):
And naturally burned into your head. What day Valentine's Day?
Speaker 9 (43:41):
Though?
Speaker 3 (43:42):
Even if you didn't have a romantic partner? Nope, like
has an American culture?
Speaker 4 (43:47):
Fourth of July? Got it? Well, because that's the name
of it.
Speaker 6 (43:50):
Four yeah, yeah, Christmas December twenty fifth?
Speaker 4 (43:53):
You got What about Halloween? That changes? It's the Thursday,
right or is it October thirty first? Wait? One of
them broke. He's broken. I didn't know this was the
thing with him? Which is the one that changes?
Speaker 3 (44:06):
Though?
Speaker 4 (44:06):
So Halloween doesn't change?
Speaker 3 (44:07):
Okay, October thirty first, Okay, Yeah, you're confusing hallowe with Thanksgiving?
Speaker 4 (44:11):
That one changes.
Speaker 6 (44:12):
Thursday, the Thursday, the last Thursday of November.
Speaker 4 (44:15):
Yep, okay, yeah, okay, good? What is Easter change? Easter changes? Okay?
Speaker 3 (44:20):
That's April or sometimes March, sometimes March, and Valentine's.
Speaker 4 (44:26):
Day is February fourteenth. How much would you bet on that?
Five dollars? Oh?
Speaker 3 (44:33):
You really what about five bucks time five bucks max?
It's February fourteenth? Okay, good, I thought you're doing a
bit No, man, is that just calcula No, I.
Speaker 4 (44:40):
Don't think so.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
I know I think that.
Speaker 4 (44:43):
And you know the date?
Speaker 5 (44:45):
Yeah, yes, known in the date since well we started
celebrating in school.
Speaker 6 (44:48):
Yes, I think it's more of like the date really
just doesn't matter to me.
Speaker 4 (44:54):
Okay, what's nine times six? Okay, I can do that
with my fingers. That's fifty four. Sit in my little
trick if you get give me nine times whatever. Okay.
Speaker 3 (45:04):
I wanted nine though, but eight times seven that's trouble.
Oh so only nine you can do on your nine
is the hand one?
Speaker 4 (45:10):
Yeah, I don't know. Eight times seven, eight times six,
eight times eight times seven. Go just give me your
best shot. This is how I do it. Okay.
Speaker 6 (45:16):
Eight times five is forty plus eight forty eight. That's
six seven eight fingers he's going fingers. Uh, it's seventy four.
Nail to take another shot at it. I got it wrong.
Did you say seventy sixty four sixty four sixty four
sixty four?
Speaker 3 (45:36):
I just went one more? Eight times seven sixty four?
Lunchbox was eight times seven sixty five.
Speaker 4 (45:41):
Oh my gosh, that's not sixty five? How's it on? Five?
That's not times five fifty six? So confused on what
I started to think lunchbox was right. For a minute,
I was like, no, A.
Speaker 11 (45:56):
Has got me so lost that I am like, wait a.
Speaker 4 (45:59):
Minute, hey, what my brain? And then what did you say?
Speaker 11 (46:03):
Like?
Speaker 4 (46:03):
You got me sixty four? I wouldn't do it five?
You got so confused? I was like, what that's my head?
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Dude?
Speaker 4 (46:10):
Okay, isn't that crazy Bobby Bone show?
Speaker 3 (46:14):
Today?
Speaker 11 (46:15):
This story comes us from New York City. A detective
with the NYPD was at a club where there are
some dancers and he had a crush on one of them.
So he's out in the parking lot and he sees
another one of the dancers, like, Hey, give me that
dancer's phone number. The girl's like, I'm not going to
give you her phone number.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
Leave me alone.
Speaker 11 (46:33):
He's like, give me her phone number. She's like, leave
me alone. And that's when he flashes his gun, said
have you ever been shot?
Speaker 3 (46:40):
Oh my god, I thought he was gonna flash his badge.
At most, I didn't flashing a gun.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
He's gonna flash something else.
Speaker 4 (46:46):
Oh, oh, interesting.
Speaker 3 (46:47):
See we all went different places on that one. And yeah,
here's the thing, guys. If there are guys listening to
this and you're going to one of these clubs like
Lunchbox is talking about, with women that are there, will
be uh delicate with our words.
Speaker 4 (46:58):
They don't have a crush on you. They never have
a crush. Also, if you go to Hooters, they never
don't have a crush.
Speaker 3 (47:05):
They don't have a crush on you.
Speaker 4 (47:07):
They're doing their job.
Speaker 6 (47:08):
And we all have that buddy who thinks that they
have a crush.
Speaker 4 (47:11):
Oh I had a buddy that thought he was like
dating one.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
What dating?
Speaker 3 (47:16):
Yeah. He would drive because we I was going to
school in archt So he'd drive all the way across
the state to go to a place called Platinum Plus
and Memphis. Oh no, And he went every weekend for
like four weeks and was like, yeah, I'm like, but
you talk to her ever, No, no, no, But she's
so dedicated to her work.
Speaker 4 (47:29):
He had no crap, buddy, she does.
Speaker 11 (47:31):
Yeah, Okay, I'm Lunchbox at your bonehead. Story of the day.
Speaker 4 (47:36):
Kids riding in the front seat, what age, Jamie?
Speaker 1 (47:40):
Oh, I mean it also depends on size.
Speaker 3 (47:43):
But I think it's like twelve crazy because we were
growing up you just sign in the front seat, put
a seat belt over you, and let it rip.
Speaker 4 (47:49):
And so now we have.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
Two car seats that we bought, and we got a stroller,
and like I'm learning these things and they say kids
should not sit in the front of cars until the
fifteen oh, fifteen.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
That's a little it's a little weird.
Speaker 3 (48:05):
It says, do you think your middle schooler is ready
for a ride in the front seat? They most likely
aren't because of their size. Kids should not sit in
the front seat of cars until they're fifteen. Studies show
that children fourteen and under are up to six times
more likely to suffer serious injuries if an air bag
is to deploy, and children fifteen and older, however, airbags
produced the odds of serious injuries by almost seventy percent.
(48:27):
That's from the Oregon Health and Science University. I'm sure
they're right. I'm sure that data is absolutely true. It
just feels crazy that you don't sit in the front
seat two or fifteen.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
I know.
Speaker 5 (48:36):
And it most definitely depends on size. Like you can
use your judgment as a parent, because like, if.
Speaker 4 (48:43):
You have a judgment's not data.
Speaker 11 (48:44):
We get into that a lot where it's like I
can just use my gut.
Speaker 5 (48:47):
I know, But like my son's fifteen and he's pretty.
Speaker 3 (48:50):
Put him in a car seat, pretty small, But you
said we're gonna get in a car seat today because
I just read a story that said no.
Speaker 5 (48:56):
But I mean, he's pretty small, Whereas my boyfriend's son's
fifteen and he's like six.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
Foots so it's very different.
Speaker 5 (49:01):
Like they look like totally different aged kids, but they're
the exact same age.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
So you just have to use your judgment as a parent.
Speaker 3 (49:09):
I don't have any Yeah, so I put a baby
up there, no car seat, You're good.
Speaker 4 (49:14):
Just tie him in tight and let it rip. We're done.
Bye everybody.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
Bobby Bone Show.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced and sang
by read Yarberry. You can find his instagram at read Yarberry,
Scuba Steve Executive producer, Raymond no Head of Production. I'm
Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you
for listening to the podcast.
Hosts And Creators
Bobby Bones
Amy Brown
Lunchbox
Eddie Garcia
Morgan Huelsman
Raymundo
Mike D
Abby Anderson
Scuba Steve
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