Bobby shares how he is feeling going into surgery today and the awful way he's had to prepare for it. He also shared his irrational fear of what the doctors might do to him. A listener left a message for Amy that was a wake up call for her as she is now really worried she could be going to jail. A woman met a man named on a bachelorette trip and casually invited him to her wedding. That's only one layer in this story that gets crazier and crazier that Lunchbox tells us about. In the Anonymous Inbox, we help a listener who was asked to be a maid of honor for a friend that she is not that close with. She was surprised and said yes but now regrets it. What can she do now?
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Transmitting Welcome to Friday Show Morning Studio. Easy Trivia. Here
we go, Eddie, you're the champ. You go first. What's
the name of the fast contact sport played on an
ice rink between two teams of ice skaters. That's hockey?
(00:26):
Correct the category sports without balls? Amy? What's the sport
of fighting with swords with a set of rules in
order to score points against an opponent? Correct, lunchbox. What
combat sport involves two competitors who fight by punching each
other with gloved fists. Uh? Combat sport? Well, I'll go
(00:47):
with boxing, correct, Morgan. What sport involves two individuals engaging
or grappling with the aim of throwing or holding their
opponent's shoulders to the ground. Correct. Now, if you miss one,
and you'll hear this sound, you've been booed, Amy one,
Morgan one, As far as points go, the human body,
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which organ in the human body is responsible for pumping blood? Eddie?
The heart's correct?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Amy?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Which organ in the body controls thoughts, memory, and movement?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Bring?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Correct, lunchbox. Which helps you breathe by bringing oxygen into
the body and removing carbon dioxide?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Um?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Say it again? Which organ helps you breathe by bringing
oxygen into the body and removing carbon dioxide. Oh, your lungs, correct, Morgan?
Which organ helps digest food by producing acid and breaking
it down?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I think it's your stomach, but I don't hold on. No,
don't point at me. Answer your stomach.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Correct? The category is famous cats. What's the name of
the lasagna loving orange cat Garfield? Correct? Amy and Batman.
What's the name of the female villain who's an expert
thief and vigilante catman? Correct? In the Shrek movies Lunchbox,
which sword wilding feline is known for his large innocent
(02:19):
eyes and charming accent. What in the Shrek movies, which
sword wielding feline is known for his large innocent eyes
and charming accent. Uh? I mean Piana's the chick, so
(02:42):
she ain't gonna be the dang cat. That's true, It ain't. Donkey,
answer Puss. You needed to be more specific. That's not
don't argue. I need you to be more specific. You
need to be more.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Puss in boots.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Correct. There you go, It was in there, Morgan. What
cartoon cat is always trying to catch tweetybird?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Dang?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
I was about to say, Tom because I know Tom
and Jerry.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
What cartoon cat is always trying and failing to catch tweetybird?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
To catch tweety bird? What is that bird?
Speaker 5 (03:26):
He's in loony tunes.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I can see him, but I don't know. I don't
know his name.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
What's his name?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Chester? What is his name?
Speaker 5 (03:34):
I love?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I can see him?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
You thuffering? Fuck a that telvester? Tvester? The cat? Okay,
Morgan's out. The category of sports numbers, Eddie. How many
pins are set up in a standard game of bowling? Ten? Wow? Yeah?
Job amy? How many points is a touchdown worth in football?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Six?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Correct? Launch box? How many rings are there in the
Olympic logo? Is that that hard? Hard? Is that hard?
Every time? Every category? And somebody has to like act
like it's weightlifting. You can just answer it, count away.
Somebody's like, I don't know if I can do it.
(04:21):
I don't go with it. Go five? Yes, of course
it's five. The answer starts with double, Eddie. What's the
world's largest retailer? Oh, the world's largest? The answer starts
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with double. What's the world's largest retailer? Could Walmart be
the world's largest retailer? They're pulling a frigging tractor the
world's largest answer? Walmart? Correct? Wow? Amy? What band sings?
Wake me Up before you go Go Careless? Whisper? And
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Last Christmas?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Wake me Up before you go go am?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Correct? Lunchbox? In the Super Mario's Brothers video game, what's
the name of the character designed as the antithesis of Mario? What?
I don't know what antithesis means. To be honest with you,
I don't know what that means. I mean, that's a
legit I don't know what that's the problem. Man, somebody's
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always got to like, stop the game down?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Got them right or wrong?
Speaker 5 (05:39):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I know, but it's like I was legitimately wondering.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
If it's not Walmart, what is it.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Name another retailer? W No, World Market?
Speaker 6 (05:54):
That's one, Okay, that's good, and it's World right, Wally's Lunchbox?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
In the Super Mario Brothers video game, what's the name
of the character designed as the antithesis of Mario? The
answer starts with w.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
I don't know what antithesis means. You gotta tell me
what that means.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
You tell them what that means. I don't I'm not
explaining what words meaning. Questions the opposite the the the
main competitor the uh.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
The main competitor is is Bowser that starts with B
though so great question.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
It's like the opposite what who starts with a w
in Mario brothers Luigi is l I'm gonna give you
a second. I will look out the actual definition of antithesis,
so you can against me a person or thing that
is the direct opposite of someone or something else. Five
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seconds Bowser witched craft whyman answer wonder woman? Incorrect? You've
been boo, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Warrior wrio. He wears like a yellow shirt and purple.
He's Mario. He's just the opposite of the antithesis.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
That way to go out?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Big company? What fast food chain has the most locations
in the United States? Eddie McDonald's incorrect? You've been.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
What what do you.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Think it is? Subway to Amy? What company is the
world's largest online retailer.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
The world?
Speaker 5 (07:37):
For the wind start, don't start, just answer it on
the internet.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
What company is the world's largest online retailer?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Amazon?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Correct? Winner? Easy trivia? Amy is our winner yet again?
Two points.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
You have the question to.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Be Hello, Bobby Bones. A few weeks ago, a friend
of mine asked me to be her maid of honor,
and it totally caught me off guard. We're really not
super close anymore, and in the moment I said yes,
it felt good to be asked and I didn't want
to hurt her feelings. Now reality is setting in. I'm
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starting to regret it. I don't really want all the responsibilities,
especially because we're not that close. On top of that,
her sister seems kind of upset that I was chosen
instead of her. I'm picking up some weird tension there.
I don't want to seem like a bad friend, but
I also don't want to spend months feeling stressed and uncomfortable.
What should I do? Stick it out or find a
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nice way to back out? Signed reluctant, made of honor?
Dang that sister entrance into the story that made me laugh.
She didn't pick her sister. That was crazy.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
She picked you want it?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I know, I know it's hard, do you My answer
here is not going to be the comfortable one. You
already said yes.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
All the other feelings are secondary. You said yes, you
declared you are now the bridesmaid no honor. Yeah, yeah,
you're the maid of honor. It is going to be awkward,
especially if our sisters and the broadle party like you
would just want the sister not in anything, Right, if
she's not going to be the maid of honor, you
just don't want her in anything because.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
You're going to be doing a lot of close things
with her.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah, this can be a learning lesson. Don't say yes
to things you really don't want because in that moment
it might feel uncomfortable because what's going to happen is
later after that, it's going to be way more uncomfortable
if you say yes. And that's what you're doing now.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Well, she didn't know until she thought about it.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
No, she knew she wasn't that close. She liked the
feeling of being asked to be a maid of honor,
so she said yes. So no was an option when
they ask you that know, it's always an option. But
then asked me to be your maid of honor.
Speaker 8 (09:58):
Hey, Bobby got a question, man, would you be my
maid of honor?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Oh? That is so nice of you? Know what, why not?
We barely know each other. You're my best friend and
you're a dude. Why do you have a maide of honor?
I got you. No, No, it's uncomfortable. It is uncomfortable,
but you know what's more uncomfortable this all of this.
So there's a way out of it. You can say, hey,
I would love to be in your wedding, but shouldn't
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your sister be your maid of honor? Did? Like?
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Maybe they could be a co Sometimes there's two. Yeah,
my sister had two maids of honor, me and her
best friend.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
It's hard to say no to that, but I think
the move is to say no to that because financially
you're now responsible for a lot of things and all
time wise. Yeah, it's a lot, but you have to commit.
You've committed, so you're now the maid of honor. So congratulations,
made of honor. Use this as a life lesson. All right,
close it up, let's go on the Bobby Bones show. Now,
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when you went from vandibus life changing, Right.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
I'm still fired up about that.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Would you explain what it's like on a van versus
what it's like in a bus?
Speaker 3 (11:04):
It is, like, it's actually life chat.
Speaker 9 (11:06):
I think back to the van days and I'm like,
I don't even know how we did it. We were
rolling with seven seven and like a sixteen passenger, but
we didn't have a trailer, so like the first four
rows were just like the drums and the guitars, like
a lot of times are falling on you. And we
had a month long stretch where like God was definitely
like laughing and like testing us for sure. But the
we were McFarlane Kansas. I remember we were driving to
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play with Gavin. We're driving seventy miles an hour. I'm
half asleep in the middle of the day and we
just fall down in the front tire. I just see
it roll up a ramp.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Like it was a hill. See the tire, the tire,
the whole tire.
Speaker 9 (11:42):
We didn't blow a tire, like the whole tire came
off the axis. The axis is sparking on the highway.
I see the tire. It was a ranch with a
hill and it went up the hill like a ramp,
and I just we all lost sight of the tire.
It was forty yards in there, going seventy miles an hour,
just flying into somebody's ranch. And then the axis is
sparking down the road and we're just saying, hit the brakes,
hit the brakes, and our drummer was driving, he's real
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low key, and he's just like, there's no brakes and
we're like what.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
He's like, the brakes are out.
Speaker 9 (12:07):
So we just skidded one hundred yards to the side
of the road in McFarlane, Kansas and everyone just watched us.
Everyone was driving by and I posted on Instagram and
some kid was like, I just passed you, and.
Speaker 10 (12:18):
We were literally like, we were like, come get us.
So he turned around, no little truck, and he came
and got us, and we took like three four trips
from the van. That was one of our stories. We
hit a black bear.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
That was our drummer. It all happened to our drummer.
Speaker 10 (12:31):
It was this first chef might be common first shift driving.
Speaker 9 (12:35):
We're sitting in the front. Our other tour manager just
went to sleep. He'd been driving all day. I remember
we were listening talking Tennessee by Morgan Wallen. I just
remember being like, let's we't t out for deer, like
we don't need to hit a deer. And I said
that I was looking to the left expecting him to
come out that way. That's where my eyes were, and
then from the right, like the way you see a
bear like in full sprint on like National Geographic just
ran across the front.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Of the van. We just it wasn't sitting in the road,
was not sitting there, jumped like a deer, jumped out
in front of the van. We caught the back of it.
I saw that Hell on a dance floor. I was
just looking at some dat. It was like one hundred
million streams. That's significant, Yeah, I mean that pays the bills.
Was there anything about this song though? Was there any
more of a push with it than other songs that
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make it this much bigger? Or did it catch? Then?
You guys decided.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Almost nothing made it different when you wrote it?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Did you?
Speaker 9 (13:21):
I knew there's this line in there rock Bottom's got
a brand new view that launches into the chorus, Hell
does a dance floor, And like just that kind of
moment in the songwriting, I knew we did something. I
was like, that's a great line. And then when we
started clipping in on TikTok from that line, that's when
it started catching. So I was like, Okay, it's working,
but I don't know. Sort to see the numbers come in,
the pre safes come in, You're like, all right, this
one's going to be better than the others. I didn't
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think i'd get a gold record, like to Hang on
the Wall. That was wild, getting like a physical something.
I just never thought about that. I thought about getting
a bus, thought about playing shows, never thought about one
hundred million streams.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
More with Vincent Mason, who has that awesome song hell
as a Dance Floor, and we talked about the story
of his first guitar, and then I'm always curious about
what songs do artists cover the most when they're first
starting out, when they've got to play a bunch of
cover songs on the Bobby Bones Show. Now, what song
do you think you've covered the most?
Speaker 9 (14:16):
Definitely American Kids by Kenny Chesney. That was the first
song I got a guitar my sophomore year for Christmas.
And I loved country radio at that time. I still do,
but like those were the only country songs I knew,
and that's why I wanted a guitar to play the
country radio songs and American Kids I just like started
going for them.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
So sounded terrible. Why did you want to a song
to start? Why did you think your guitar would be cool?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
I actually didn't want one. There was a my mom
got a ukulele as like birthday present.
Speaker 9 (14:42):
I think somebody my dad or my sisters got it
for and they were like mess around on that, and
she did for like a week and then was like
I don't. I'm not gonna do this, and I picked
it up. I was probably in the eighth grade, learned
a bunch of songs like never put it down. And
it was my sister that was like, please, like, if
you're gonna play this off and get a guitar, I
can't listen to anymore.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
And I was always just like, no, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
You still have fun doing shows? Is it so much fun?
Speaker 3 (15:04):
I do?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I do? It's it more fun now that your songs,
more songs are blowing up and the crowd singing more back.
Speaker 9 (15:09):
Way more fun now where it's like, you know, at
first you have nothing and you're just like trying to
make it through. You're like, can I play a set?
And like, look like I know what I'm doing, and
then you have one song. We had one song that
people knew, and then now feels like there's a handful
and you know, we've been opening since May, so we
went from headlining to doing twenty five minutes, so it's like,
we only play five six songs and people know like
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four of them, so like it feels like you're kind
of crushing for twenty five minutes.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
So if we can extend that into ninety that'd be awesome.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Yeah, because you may have a bigger crowd, but if
you're going out and you're playing support, you do have
a literally smaller space on stage and a smaller set,
but you can also pop out the hits faster. That's right,
But I bet it feels a bit incomplete a little
bit when you're support, because you've been doing your own thing, yes,
and now you're gonna go do support and it's bigger,
but it's got to feel like complete because you probably
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are just getting like wound up and then it's over.
Speaker 9 (15:59):
That's the thing you don't want to wait around all
day because you don't want the twenty five minutes long
enough where you don't want to be flat. But then
if you get yourself amped up, you're just you're on
and off the stage. And I think that five six
songs is usually like in a longer set, where you
finally start to feel good, you're like, all right, we
can rip the rest of these songs, Like we all
feel great and like the last chorus of the last
song and then it's over.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Then you just got to try to wind down.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Did you have any shows last year where thinks nothing
was working and you're just having to patch it together
gears aren't working.
Speaker 9 (16:25):
That just happened to me in the Red West, Utah.
What happened went out first six minutes, My mike didn't work.
Twelve thousand people and you go to sing your first
song and like, like we're talking about, you're getting yourself
amped up. Like and festival days are always weird too,
because sound checks faster, you don't have your normal routine.
You're playing at probably like three or four pm you're
used to seven eight. I got myself hyped up, ran
out there, saw the crowd another festival kind of like
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putting tickets on sale. You're always like, how many people
are gonna come to our set? It's a great crowd.
Twelve thousand people at the same time just started going, Oh,
they're not on, Mike's not on. I can't hear you?
Is the band playing around you?
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Ban's playing around me?
Speaker 1 (16:59):
I got ears in.
Speaker 9 (17:00):
All you see is people just going can't hear, can't
hear and you just have like an internal I think,
like anxiety attack, probably.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Because you're wondering do I keep going? Do I stop everything?
Or were you playing to a click? Playing to a click?
So you really can't and.
Speaker 9 (17:13):
It's a festival, so you have a set time, so
you can't start over unless you want to rearrange everything.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
And what happened? Howd that turn out?
Speaker 3 (17:19):
We got it on?
Speaker 9 (17:20):
It was kind of it kind of became a funny
moment because the first time I went on, I was like,
can y'all hear this? And everyone's like, so it is good.
But I think those moments when stuff don't work, you're
thankful for the two hundred shows that you've played because
you're like, I guess this song's a wash. No one
heard that song. Then we got into the rest of
the set and it was fine.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
If you want to hear that full interview, because that
was just a piece of it. The whole hour is
up on the Bobby Cast today. Just go search for
it on iHeartRadio or wherever you listen to your podcast.
Speaker 11 (17:52):
It's time for the good news, Bobby.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Two years ago, Luisa Gonzalez was working as an intensive
care unit nurse. When she was hospitalized herself for the
premature birth of her son. So she was already a
nurse working in a different area, but she had issues.
So she goes in and the birth was bumpy. Thirty
one days in the neonatal Intensive care unit, that's how
long she spent. So before the ordeal, she was someone
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who was like, I can't do babies, like there's too small,
there's no way I know. I'm in nurse, this is
a different level. Then she spent all that time in
the NICU and that situation changed her. So since then
she has moved down the hall from her old department
and she has joined the neonatal group full time. Nice
Earlier this year she started attending graduate school to become
(18:43):
a neonatal nurse practitioner, juggling classes and now her caleber
kid's two years old, and then also still doing her
old nursing job until she can move into her new
nursing job. And she said, I just want to be
the one helping these families and helping these babies get
to their next.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Step, but knows that she knows what they're going through.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Sorry, one days, that's some people. That's it, that's what
it's all about. That was telling me something good. If
you've ever talked about a buttload of something, or you've
heard a buttload of something, it's an actual unit. It
is one hundred and thirty American gallons. That is an
official buttload. It's a real thing. It was once used
(19:25):
for casks of liquids like wine and whiskey, and when
you'd fill the barrel up, you'd have a buttload of
wine or a full butt Did it start with.
Speaker 8 (19:35):
Some dude just being like, I don't know, man, it's
a buttload of wine.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
I got a big butt match up with that big butt.
That's what it feels like it is now. Yeah, I
thought that's probably you know what, it's derived from someone's
large buttocks. But it's not a buttload official amy.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
There's an orchestra made up entirely of typewriters, and since
two thousand and four, the Boston Typewriter Orchestra has been
playing concerts.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
That's awesome.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
They have clacking, sliding care just Belle spinning rollers, all
the typewriter noises like makes beautiful music.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
I feel like that'd be cute for like one song
and then like another song for like I'm over it.
Get some other instruments that bring out the pianos or something.
I bet they can really do a good version of
nine to five Yeah, oh yeah yeah, or it's just one.
It sounds it feels like a trans Saberian Orchestra Christmas
Show of all typewriters, Lunchbox, Bobby, you have looked forward
(20:25):
to this a four year old.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
When your child is four years old, on average, they
will ask you four hundred and thirty seven questions a day.
Speaker 8 (20:32):
Oh gosh, that's just crazy. I mean I've had kids
for so long that that's a lot of questions.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Does that feel accurate?
Speaker 8 (20:40):
Yeah, I mean now that they're older, I tell them like,
I don't look it up.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
So I kind of nipped that one in the butt?
Do you give them? Would you say, nip that one
in the butt? No, that's not a term, it's not
it's nipped in the butt.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
It is.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Yeah, so it's nipped in the bud, but a butt load.
It's so weird, all right, Morgan.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Have you guys ever wondered who we share DNA with?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Never?
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Okay, well this is gonna surprise you.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Aliens alien DNA?
Speaker 12 (21:04):
Oh boy, Nope, not aliens, but it is bananas. Fifty
to sixty percent of human DNA is similar to that
of a banana.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
A monkey. I didn't know it's officially bananas, red bananas.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
I don't know if we're related, but our DNA is similar.
Speaker 12 (21:20):
The genetic makeup is similar to a banana rddy.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (21:24):
So you ever noticed an elevator you go to and
it has a little hole on it, The door has
a little whole time Okay, yeah, it looks like it
looks like it would be like a people to see
somebody's coming out to the door.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
That's what I thought it was for. What is it?
It's not. It's for a tool that.
Speaker 8 (21:37):
They have so if it gets stuck, they just put
a little tool in there and they can crank the
door open and save you.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
I did not know that. Yeah, I alwas thought it
was like, let's see the elevator's coming. See who's on
the other side of the elevator. Yeah. There's no copyright
or protection on magic tricks. If a magician invents a trick,
anyone's free to use it. You just have to figure
out how it's done. Oh, but there is an unwritten code,
so most magicians refuse to use other magicians magic tricks.
I watched the whole magic set the other day. We
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have NBA League Pass and so my wife and I
she likes to watch most of Thunder games. And there
was a magician doing halftime and I guess they're just
using the camera from inside, like the closed circuit, And
so we just watched the whole halftime show and this
guy was doing magic, but the camera was in a
weird place. We could actually see how the trick was
being I know, a woman got in the box and
it was just a camera that was set up and
(22:24):
you could see her like fall down in the box
and then they got swords through it and the cross
like oh, were like, we just saw how the trick work.
Speaker 8 (22:33):
But how do they do that in an arena, because
like arena's three sixty you know, so people are all
different angles.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
No, because it's in the they fall to the bottom
of the box. Okay, it looks like it ends there,
but really there's like a space. Oh man, it we
saw and then we saw her like pop back up
and then they pulled the swords out. Bad camera placement. Yeah,
that's what's up, all right? There you go. Fun fact
Friday fact. This is a bizarre story. Lunchbox over to you. Yeah,
(23:02):
this is dirty Dog.
Speaker 6 (23:02):
So back in twenty nineteen, Tarley, she's from Virginia. She's
engaged to get married. Time for her bachelorette party, so let's.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Go to North Carolina. Girls.
Speaker 6 (23:13):
They go to North Carolina. They're out having a good
time and they meet these three dudes at a bar
and they end up hanging out with them all night
dancing club. And then the next day she sends them
a picture of the wedding invitation says, you guys should
come to my wedding.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Okay, So three dudes they meet at a bar. Nothing
fishy went down that night that we know of. Now
we know of. So then she's like, we had such
a connection as friends, you guys should come to my wedding.
It sounds like trouble. He already feels odd. Okay, go ahead,
and the guy's like, yeah, we'll be there.
Speaker 6 (23:49):
And so six weeks go by before the wedding, they
don't hear anything from each other, and then on social media,
the guys post a picture playing golf in that girl's
hometown the day before the wedding. Next day, at the wedding,
they walk into the wedding and they're there.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Wait, how does she how does she know on social media?
Does she follow him?
Speaker 5 (24:07):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Yeah, they're snapchat they follow. This feels weird too, They
got real close quick.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
What I mean, you're hanging out, Hey, what's your.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Snap but not to a single dude?
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Yeah, I know, okay, Like I would.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Never meet a woman who's single, friendly that has nothing
to do with the work and be like, hey, what's
your Snapchat? Hey, or just like randomly follow somebody on Instagram.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
It just feels weird.
Speaker 6 (24:35):
Yeah, I mean, it feels weird that she's out on
her bachelortte party and she's inviting new dudes to her
wedding right.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Three though it is three three dudes, not just one.
But I hear you. It is weird. Go ahead.
Speaker 6 (24:44):
So the wedding goes on, They get married, she goes
on her honeymoon. Those guys had the life or the
life of the party.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Dancing with the bride's mom, grandma all that.
Speaker 6 (24:54):
Six weeks later, the bride tells the husband at his
marriage isn't working out.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
I'm done, leaves the mayor. I mean, you saw that coming, right, Well,
I don't know because are you sure it was her?
And then it wasn't like a mutual thing.
Speaker 6 (25:07):
She says it was mutual, that we were just not
into each other, because she does say it's mutual.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
Are the three guys related to the end of the marriage?
Speaker 6 (25:16):
And then she posted a picture on snapchat of something
I don't even know what it was, like a ginger ale,
and one of the guys that she invited the wedding
replied to it. They started chatting via snapchat smash cut.
Now they're married, two kids.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
You keep saying one of the guys, But is it
still the same consistent guy of one of the three
or she like bouncing around between one of the three
guys that she met at that bar, the same one
and the same one she's been snapchatting with. Yes, they
got married, they have two kids.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Well, I mean, wow, so is it.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
All all well? That ends well? I mean divorce.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
She never wanted to get married in the first place
to the first guy.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Right right from the bachelor party, bachelorrat.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
Party, like she thought she did, but she did it.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
I think you're assuming a lot of things. I think
I'm looking hearing the evidence and I'm.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
Like, on her bachelor party.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
She wanted to get married and then met some dude
she could have like, who knows if she cheated with
the dude that night, who knows what happened. But I
don't know that she just didn't want to get married.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
Well no, I mean I think I don't know if
she was actually aware of it, but I think deep
down she's that didn't need to happen. She went through
the whole thing like she probably didn't want to cancel
the wedding and be dramatic, but then she's six weeks
in and she's like, oh man, I probably should have
just canceled.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Do you think it was about this dude? Though?
Speaker 5 (26:36):
I think it's just overall like this guy wasn't her guy.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
And it just so happened she had met another guy.
Now do you think this other guy was positioning himself
the whole time trying to squeeze his way in?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Well, he sure did.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
I would like to see their snapchat interactions.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
Oh yeah, it's got to be more than ginger rail.
You know.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Right, that's a weird picture because that's what that's the
story you tell, because this is all being told, right,
lunch bock. This is her version of the story.
Speaker 6 (27:04):
Yeah, This is her version, and she's saying, you know,
I don't regret going through them with the wedding because
if not, I would have never had my bas party.
I would never met this dude. He would have never
come to my wedding. That's perspective, and I'm like, wow,
that's weird to say.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
That's an interesting perspective of I'm glad I got married
because had I not, I would have never had the
backsoret party, wouldn't have met this person that's the father
of our two children.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Now mm hmm, yeah, but she just wouldn't know.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
But if you guys are believers in fate, you have
to believe that's what happened. And for that reason, I
am not sure I.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Believe it's fate.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
I'm with you. I believe so you believe that she
needed to get married.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
No, I don't think she needed to get married. I
believe in fate and also believe in fear, and I
think she was scared to cancel the wedding.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
And I also believe in mistakes. Yes, mistake, but there's
no mistake.
Speaker 8 (27:50):
If there's states right right, it ends up being whatever
it's going to be right.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
I've been saying every day this week, for the last
few weeks. Uh, everything is exactly as it is supposed
to be.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
But you say that because that's how it is. There's
no way to change how it is.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
Yeah, it just helps with acceptance. It helps with the
radical acceptance.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Oh, you don't believe it, No I do.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
I do, But it's good to make it your mantra
if you need to.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
You don't believe it, and I went I went to
I don't believe it. You guys are saying something that
I think. We have complete free will. We are made
to make our own decisions. We then have to pay
for the decisions we made, or we are celebrated for
the decisions. I believe that we are given full choice.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Yeah, but I can't.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
No, no, no, not if you believe in fate. You
don't believe that.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
No, I believe in free will. And also we get
put in opportunities for fate, we.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Get to choose.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
I'm okay with whatever. I can't prove anybody's right or
wrong right, because it's unprovable. It's like a mixture. And
that's fine. Yours can be a hybrid.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
Yeah, it's a hybrid.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
I love that one can be Fate will. It's a hybrid. Yeah,
a little bit of fate, a little bit of free will.
On Tuesdays you get to make your own choices. And Whenesday,
Wednesdays is full Fate day.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
Yeah, yeah, a little fate, little free will.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
So if you had to make a make a statement
on this, what do you think really call it fate will?
What do you think really happened on the story?
Speaker 7 (29:12):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (29:13):
What do I think?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Really?
Speaker 5 (29:13):
I think she didn't want to marry the guy that
she married. I think she thought she didn't she was
going to try to go through with it. But sign
number one was her interest in this other guy on
her bachelorette party. That was sign number we'll call it one.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Maybe there was.
Speaker 5 (29:26):
Other signs, and then she decided to go through with
the wedding. And then ultimately she just realized, I gotta
get out.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Can I speak to something that hasn't been spoken to?
And it's that if I'm the about to be husband
and I find out my fiance about to be wife's
inviting random dude she met at a bachelor att party
to our wedding, that's trouble. That's interesting already. I ain't
gonna like that yes they're not coming, well they came
right and they were the life of the party. Apparently
(29:54):
they're making out a granny. Yeah yeah, yeah or whatever
he said. But is it all well that ends well.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
That's not one of my mantras.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Should well no, but but it did. It ended up
exactly how it was supposed to according to you guys
with this guy and the two.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
There's no I think what what that mantra does too,
is like you can't change anything, like there's no point in.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Because when you shut a.
Speaker 5 (30:20):
Life like it's it's gone's already happened, It's already happened.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Back in tu.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
Yeah, yeah you could say that. Yeah, I can't put
the paste back in the tube. Everything is exactly as
supposed to be.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
I'm literally just like, dude, you here the fact of
that party about to get rid of and we texting
with don't be that's crazy. If I and if I'm
the husband and I look out and there's three dudes
I don't even know, like everybody's accounted for, and just
like three dudes, Like how did they get here with
the beer bong in the back. That's weird. Yeah, it's weird. Story.
It's all all's well that ends well. Would always say.
I think I say it every day I come in.
Speaker 11 (30:54):
It's kind of a mantra, it's time for the good news.
Speaker 5 (31:03):
Kathleen Sanchez lives in San Antonio. She's a teacher and
she's about to get married. She orders her wedding dress.
It takes over two weeks to arrive, and it's at
the doorstep of her apartment. Someone steals the package, and
I wonder if they knew it was a wedding dress
or if they.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Were stealing back they're just stealing packages.
Speaker 5 (31:23):
But I mean, when you open it up and see
that it's a wedding dress, you probably should just go
drop it by golf.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
I don't think you risk it. I don't want to.
I don't think you take it back because you're probably looking.
But yeah, I don't think they knew.
Speaker 5 (31:33):
Okay, So yeah, she never got it back. Her story
was shared, and then a complete stranger found out the
exact wedding dress that it was, went and bought it
and then delivered it to her school while she was teaching,
offered some words of encouragement, and while she was able
to still wear the exact dress that she had originally
picked out at her wedding.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
I love it. That's a great story. What if, though,
that person is that person who stole it, and I
don't think it was a twist, that would be that
would be a twist, and then they become best friends.
Speaker 7 (32:03):
But that's the.
Speaker 5 (32:04):
The whole time, the whole time.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Well, yeah, I don't think. For the record, I don't
think that's it.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
Definitely not it, but not definitely nine.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
It's non zero chance. As they say, it's a good story.
The first part is not good.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
Who says non zero? I don't know that.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
It's just I've heard that, but it's not a cool man.
Speaker 5 (32:23):
Yea, yeah, you sounded like it's not you said science.
As they say, well, explain because I don't understand, and
and I want to because it does sound cool.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Non zero can mean anything that's not zero, but it
can even mean fractional. Okay, So if you're like, hey,
is there a chance? If it's really no, there's not
a chance, but there is still the slightest. It's like
it's non zero.
Speaker 5 (32:46):
As they say, you have to say the whole I
think you have to say non zero as they say.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
The way you say it was really cool, like okay, anyway,
that's what it's all about. That was telling me something good. Now,
time for the Morning Corny, the Mourning Corny.
Speaker 5 (33:08):
Why should you never tell secrets in a cornfield?
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Why should you never tell secrets in a cornfield.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
Because the corn has ears?
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Of course, there you go. That was the Morning Corny.
All right, here's a voicemail from a listener.
Speaker 4 (33:27):
I let my license expire. I got stopped for spading
and they took me to jail. Because my license were expired.
I had to bond out. So I just wanted to
let you know that does happen in Tennessee. Love your shirt?
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Well what a show highlight that would be Amy had
to get a mug shot.
Speaker 7 (33:49):
Oh my god, you'd have to post that mugshot.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
We would find it. Yes, it would be public awesome
fail me out. I feel like we should call crime
Stoppers again just a week and have Amy get pulled
over and take into jail. That would be one of
the greatest bits in the history of this show.
Speaker 7 (34:05):
Could you like set her up to.
Speaker 8 (34:07):
Where like you call the police and well that's what
I said, call crime but not crime stock. You call
the police and you're following her, like I know where
she is, she's right here.
Speaker 7 (34:15):
You want to get her. I saw she didn't have
a license.
Speaker 5 (34:17):
Yeah, Like when I'm if I'm ever leaving your house
or something, you're just like, I know.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
You're helping him.
Speaker 5 (34:21):
Call you no, no, no, if you wanted to, but
I don't want you to.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
That would be so funny if she got pulled over and.
Speaker 5 (34:29):
Taken Honestly, that call might have just done it.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Oh that call, yes, not this, seven hundred others. Well,
and the many times we've told you why it's a
bad I did and not have an expired license.
Speaker 5 (34:41):
But she sounded like the sweetest little lady. And she
got taken to jail. I mean she didn't admit to
any of their priors. Like I would feel like, you
go to jail if they pull you over, you don't
have a license and you have a warrant out and you.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Got meth in your car.
Speaker 5 (34:55):
Right all that. But she she just acted like it
was straight up because her license was expired.
Speaker 7 (35:00):
You think you can handle jail?
Speaker 2 (35:01):
No?
Speaker 11 (35:03):
No?
Speaker 1 (35:03):
You want you watch Orges and New Black?
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Do you think I can handle jail?
Speaker 5 (35:07):
No? I mean it's season one.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
I got scared.
Speaker 7 (35:10):
I think it's crazier.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Yeah, I mean, I think women's prison will be hard
for you.
Speaker 5 (35:14):
Probably, yeah, But I mean I think I would be
a good I try to be as good to everyone
as possible because you know, retaliation, Like, I don't want
anybody coming after me, so I would just try to
be easy going there.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Just get your license, Renude.
Speaker 5 (35:32):
Yeah, yeah, I'm telling you, might do.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
It, all right, might do it? Give me the next one. Ray.
Speaker 8 (35:38):
Me and my wife just got done watching that House
of Dynamite.
Speaker 4 (35:42):
It was a complete waste of time.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
But my question for you is, do you think they'll
make a sequel?
Speaker 8 (35:46):
Love a show.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
So there's a movie on Netflix called House of Dynamite.
I really enjoyed it. A lot of people hated it,
not because of the movie, but because of what happens
at some point of the movie. I'll just say that
who else has seen it.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
I've seen it.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
I've seen Morgan and Mike. Okay, there will not be
a sequel, because that is not what the movie's about.
The movie is supposed to leave you in a state
of thinking and talking about it. It's okay that movie
drives people crazy. That's the point of the movie. The
point of the movie was for conversations to be continued
for many reasons. One of them probably I can't believe
(36:26):
that movie, But two it really does. And I don't
want to spoil the movie because I loved it. The
purpose of it is for callers like that to call
and go, what do you think? Do you think there's
a sequel? I do not think there will ever be
a sequel, because I think that's anti the point of
that movie. I'm the only person that likes the movie
a movie, Mike, Mike, because he actually enjoys movies. I
(36:47):
just enjoyed driving people crazy. There's a difference, Mike. Did
you enjoy the movie? I love the movie, and I
love that it's sparking a conversation like that that's what
a great movie does. And you love it about the
actual movie? Yeah, yeah, I loved all the different perspectives.
Speaker 7 (36:59):
I thought it was really put together.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
I would encourage people to watch it. I'm not telling
you're gonna love it. I bet you get halfway through
and you're like, this is freaking awesome.
Speaker 8 (37:07):
Okay, what's it called Stick of Dynamite, No, House of Dynamite, Dynamite.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Yes, I'm watching it. So it's on Netflix. Check it out.
It's Catherine Bigelow. She's the one that did the hurt Locker.
Jeremy Renners like first movie. Huh yeah, yeah, pretty good.
Uh guess what. I have had no water since last
night at midnight. I no food, no water, nothing, gotta
have surch with you today, so nothing. It sucks. Usually
(37:32):
I have, you know, will something to eat. Eddie comes
in and he's like, hey, I want to go on
a hunger strike with you as I haven't eating.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
You don't have any food?
Speaker 1 (37:42):
No food in my bag? You do, Yeah, I won't
eat it. But he's having some water, hits some water.
I kind of need the one. The water is the
hardest part. I've had no water and I've been doing
the show. It's pretty miserable. So I got to go
in and get my ankle cut onto it.
Speaker 5 (37:53):
Can you put a little in your mouth and spit
it out? Oh you can prosually do that, spitch it around,
because that's what you really need.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
I feel like that's a little bit of just a
tip exactly, and I think I'm okay not doing that,
and then I'm okay, just stick. It's too close for
comfort because.
Speaker 7 (38:12):
You don't yeah, and you get tempted, right.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Like, you're already there, so why not too much?
Speaker 5 (38:19):
Don't again?
Speaker 1 (38:21):
No, No, there's a difference.
Speaker 8 (38:23):
It's a great uh analogy, dude, great analogy. Okay, because
if you put water in your mouth, it's already clear.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
You're just like I might as well just gulp it. Yeah,
it's like we've gone this far.
Speaker 5 (38:34):
No, what you can switch it around, put it out
like you can suck on like a sponge.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
I'm not going to suck on a sponge.
Speaker 7 (38:47):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (38:49):
As what they do at the hospital, they put a
little sponge on a stick and then freeze it and
then kind of just like put it in your mouth.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Do you have a sponge on a stick in your house?
Speaker 2 (38:58):
No?
Speaker 1 (38:58):
But I have no water, I've had no food, I've
had nothing. I leave here today. As soon as the
show's over, I go. I have surgery on my ak.
It's like a five or six hour process, which I
did not think it would be that long.
Speaker 5 (39:09):
But you're not under for that longs for a couple
of hours, I guess, I'm just curious how long you're
going to be under anesthesia.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Going under is weird because you're there and it's like
here we go. You're awake. Hopefully you wake up.
Speaker 7 (39:23):
How do they time that? Like, it's crazy? How they
know that?
Speaker 1 (39:25):
So experience education? Yes, because they can miss yeah, and
you can wake up in the middle of it. Did
you wake up? Milissim?
Speaker 5 (39:34):
Once my colonoscopy, whoa, I looked up on the screens
and I could see my insights on the screen.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Well, that would maybe a passive and it wasn't you're
up anything, it's it's the meme from The Simpsons where
he walks in Texas had put the back on, walks
back out. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (39:50):
That was my first one ever and I was in
my twenties. Since then, I've had multiple and I've not
woken up at all.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Well, wish me the best. Still got some more show
to do here. I just don't want to bring it
up earlier because now I want water so bad, Like
the number one thing I want in my life is water.
Speaker 7 (40:07):
Because you can't have it.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
It's not success, it's not it's just water. I just
want water. My father in law text me a message.
He said, Hey, praying for you and your doctor this morning.
I hope you end up with the best ankle in
the whole state.
Speaker 7 (40:20):
Wow, so awesome. Oh yeah, I would never think of
praying for the doctor.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
It's just perfect. He's the greatest, like just generally is well,
we need to.
Speaker 5 (40:27):
Also pray for the antithesiologist, yes, and.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
The nurse and everybody that I'm driving with and against
up there, so I don't. Yes, it's so crazy that
we trust people because the two yellow lines in the
middle of a road that have no barrier, it's just
you see them that they don't come crashing into us
all the time.
Speaker 8 (40:43):
And it's funny how well we respect those lines, like really,
like if I get close to him, like, whoa, it's
just a line.
Speaker 5 (40:51):
Your life is on the line too.
Speaker 7 (40:52):
I know, but you think about it. It's just the line.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Yeah, it's just a drawing. It's a drawing on the
ground that keeps us from crashing each other, killing each other.
Speaker 5 (41:01):
My car senses the lines.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Oh, it brings you back.
Speaker 5 (41:04):
It brings me back trying to get over.
Speaker 7 (41:07):
I feel like my tires are so messed up. It
draws me to the line.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Oh dang. You have a lot of different scenarios here anyway,
I get have surgery today. House of Dynamite is what
the movie is called, and the other one was Amy
Get your license. Yes, please please, because if you don't,
we will call you in. Okay, as a bit, what
if we do a cop and a cop holes are
over and he's like, man, get out of the car,
(41:31):
and then it turns into one of the stripper cops
and then we're recording the whole thing and he's just
confused by it.
Speaker 5 (41:36):
And here you go again, perfect normal.
Speaker 7 (41:40):
You wouldn't like that, that's normal for us.
Speaker 5 (41:42):
We're dude, even if I were to say any of
these things, because you've spent.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
The last twenty of your years being like, am I
got a stick in my butt? All of a sudden
the stick's not there. So we're like, oh, this is
a different version of it.
Speaker 5 (41:57):
Okay, all right, that's all I'm said. It's an exaggeration
there for sure. Also, maybe I'll go.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
Today, Okay, I hope you do Bobby Bone show. Sorry
up today.
Speaker 13 (42:11):
This story comes us from Sunrise, Florida. A woman was
arrested for domestic violence. She gets booked in jail and
her husband's like, I want her back, So he calls
nine one one says, give me my wife back, send
her home, like sir. She has to spend the night
in jail. Ten minutes later, he calls back, do I
need to come down there and shoot someone to get
(42:32):
my wife back? And he ended up calling nine one
one forty times.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
How did he get the fifth time after that call?
You think the house?
Speaker 5 (42:41):
Right?
Speaker 2 (42:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (42:42):
How do you get forty deep on that? Okay? And
then so they arrest him.
Speaker 13 (42:45):
So they went to his house and arrested him.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
So he spent the night in jail.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
So was he in longer than his wife? And did
she call when she got home? I was like, I,
well my husband back because I'd have an awesome cycle. Okay,
I'm lunchbox.
Speaker 13 (42:55):
That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 11 (42:57):
All right.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
What is this new influencer law.
Speaker 5 (43:00):
It's out of China and it went into effect recently,
and influencers have to prove their official qualifications before creating
social media content on sensitive topics like medicine, law, education,
and finance.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
That's the most sensible thing ever, It makes sense to me.
Speaker 5 (43:17):
The Cyberspace Administration of China, also known as the CAC.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
If it wasn't China, I'd be like this is perfect.
I know, like China, I'm like, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (43:28):
But the CAC they said that they've brought this in
to protect people from misleading content and harmful advice that
becomes available online. So from now on, creators have to
highlight evidence of expertise prior to posting the content.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
It's like, you don't get your blue check mark if
you're talking about a certain area unless you can prove
you get your blue check mark for that area, right,
you get like a medicine check mark, you get a
or are the other ones you said, like a nutrition
finance check mark? Because yeah, we just see people that
say crap online. Believe them. Yeah, like if they say it,
if they're assertive and they're confident, where like that's got
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to be true.
Speaker 5 (44:08):
Yeah, I know. I think you should have to upload
your certification, your license, your degree, whatever it is. Like
when I had to get certified to homeschool some stuff,
I had to submit my degree. They scan it over
and then they actually.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
Do it though, Like we have that in America where
you have to have a certification.
Speaker 5 (44:26):
Right right, right, But I mean I'd uploaded it and
it got approved. So this could be a system you
upload it to the app and it checks you off,
because you could just make one up, but like they
need to verify that it's actually real.
Speaker 1 (44:39):
Yeah, I think there are a lot of people acting
like experts in very sensitive areas. It's probably hurting more
people than not even that it's helping, but it's hurting
more people than it is. I don't know. I watched
this stuff and like a sometimes I just buy like
stocks and stuff. Oh well, I was in a ray.
Speaker 5 (44:57):
Yeah, hopefully we don't need certifications for the radio.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
Listen. Ray says, go buy a bunch of go pro stock,
and I'm like, well, he saw it online, so I
did it. Now I've lost a bunch of money. So
I think it's a great idea. Hey, China, you got
a good idea there. It's a weird thing to say.
You got the podcast. We're out, We're done. Go search
for the Bobby Bone Show podcast. It is up. I
am leaving here to go straight to have surgery on
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my ankle. I do not know what the rest of
not just the day, but what of my life will bring.
Speaker 5 (45:27):
Yeah, scared though, did we mark the ankle? You have
the sharpie in your hand right now, marking.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
My ankle, not showing up to the hospital with an
arrow point. I draw it all the way down my leg.
Speaker 7 (45:39):
This is the one.
Speaker 5 (45:40):
Don't come at us on Monday. When you come in
and you're wrong. They started with the wrong one, because
have you learned nothing from the ours?
Speaker 1 (45:50):
You know, you're scared of everything. I used to be that.
Now you're scared of everything. You're scared of retaliation.
Speaker 5 (45:55):
No, I'm proactive.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
You're you're scared of.
Speaker 5 (45:58):
Yes, I am scared of that, the cartel. Yes, yeah,
I am very scared of the cartel, very scared.
Speaker 8 (46:05):
Honestly, I don't think the sharpie is a bad idea.
Speaker 7 (46:06):
You should.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
Probably they told me last night to use some kind
of scrub and scrub this antibacteria all over my ankle.
Probably dial I didn't shave my ankle, but I thought
about it. That would be smart too.
Speaker 5 (46:19):
I let him know, why not make it easy for
them to work with it. We're going to shave it.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
Probably when I did my uh, I shave. I did
my butt, but you didn't.
Speaker 5 (46:33):
But you didn't do your ankle.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
I didn't because the butt's a weirder place, and I
didn't want them to be like, did you SHARPI it
all the way down my back.
Speaker 7 (46:44):
There's an arrow pointing all the way down the crack.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
I know, yes, that's true, No, but I wasn't worried
about that.
Speaker 5 (46:53):
That was a joke, Like do you have another orphie?
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Can I tell you something I'm a little scared of.
Speaker 5 (47:00):
Go ahead.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
I'm scared of them taking pictures of my wiener. Why
they can't do that?
Speaker 7 (47:05):
They're not supposed to do that, I know, but I'm out.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
How do I know what they're taking pictures of. I'm
not sure what even they said wear loose clothing, but
I have a feeling even for ankle, they're going to
put me in a gown.
Speaker 5 (47:17):
Yeah, but I think for your ankle, you should be
able to leave underwear on unless they're going to need
to put in a suppository.
Speaker 7 (47:23):
If they tell you you have to be naked.
Speaker 5 (47:25):
They might put something in his butt. Why it is suppository?
Speaker 1 (47:30):
And I don't why would they do that?
Speaker 7 (47:32):
Like questions, No, this could happen.
Speaker 5 (47:37):
I don't. Why would they do that for my anim
might give you medication via your butt?
Speaker 7 (47:42):
Amy for my ankle, there's no.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
Chance, no for like pain or I'll take it. I
have my mouth. I'm happy to take that mouth you
can't swallow.
Speaker 5 (47:52):
And I know they could do it through an ivy,
but it's something maybe like the butts faster, so.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
I need to shave my butt agains while you're saying
you're not ready, dude, I'm not surgery.
Speaker 5 (48:01):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
No, I don't have a degree for this. No, A,
you need to China upload. Yeah, I don't have.
Speaker 5 (48:08):
A certification or license in this. I just know that
I've heard of that.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Well, now add that to my fear list. Fear one,
wrong ankle, but I'm not going to draw on it.
Speaker 5 (48:19):
Fear to just ask when you get there.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
I don't wake up from anesthesia or I wake up early.
Fear three. They take a picture of my wiener because
I can't. I don't know what they're up to. Hey, hey,
you have your phone with you. Yeah, check this out?
Check this out.
Speaker 5 (48:34):
That would be some where they would lose their license.
Speaker 1 (48:37):
Shape like that.
Speaker 7 (48:41):
They call the whole office and.
Speaker 1 (48:44):
It's like that TikTok those nurses.
Speaker 5 (48:47):
Yeah, no, the discharge, well, both both would be a discharge.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
I saw that they're all doing a TikTok taking, pointing
down at my wieners takings.
Speaker 5 (49:01):
Yeah, well they would get fired, yes.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
Well, and then now the other one is I'm gonna
I'm gonna wake up with something on my butt.
Speaker 5 (49:06):
Yeah, that's well, it's it'll dissolve.
Speaker 2 (49:08):
You won't know.
Speaker 5 (49:09):
It's a suppository.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
They put it in boot.
Speaker 5 (49:12):
But you before the surgery. You should remind them about
that TikTok of the people that go.
Speaker 8 (49:16):
You know, you can get fired if you do this right,
if you no, I'm on shore, I write in Jarby
on my wiener.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
Caught you. They see it, Yeah, caught you. Yeah, you're
I wrote you're fired on it.
Speaker 5 (49:34):
I'm I'm sure you're You're going to professionals.
Speaker 7 (49:38):
And you never know though, I never know.
Speaker 1 (49:40):
Well, I think they're professional paying them. They better be professional.
Speaker 8 (49:43):
Oh yeah, they're professionals, but I mean they don't act
professional people.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
You know. Yeah, we do think people act a lot
more mature than they.
Speaker 5 (49:48):
Really are, because you know, they're going to go home
and be like it's all Bobby boat.
Speaker 8 (49:53):
Like when when my dad, when my dad was in
the hospital, I like went in the wrong door and
all the doctors I went to the doctor's lounge and
they were.
Speaker 7 (50:00):
Like, bro, so this shick was like They're like, oh,
so can we help you?
Speaker 1 (50:03):
Oh yeah, and it was like whoa. We learned later
in life the teachers aren't perfect, right because our friends
started to be teachers. That's through, and then we're like, oh,
teachers go hard too. Yeah, Okay, we gotta go. Uh
hopefully we'll see him Monday. All right, buy Everyboddy Let's go.
The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced and sang
(50:25):
by read Yarberry. You can find his instagram at read Yarberry,
Scuba Steve executive producer, Raymondo, head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones.
My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening
to the podcast.
Transmitting Welcome to Friday Show Morning Studio. Easy Trivia. Here
we go, Eddie, you're the champ. You go first. What's
the name of the fast contact sport played on an
ice rink between two teams of ice skaters. That's hockey?
(00:26):
Correct the category sports without balls? Amy? What's the sport
of fighting with swords with a set of rules in
order to score points against an opponent? Correct, lunchbox. What
combat sport involves two competitors who fight by punching each
other with gloved fists. Uh? Combat sport? Well, I'll go
(00:47):
with boxing, correct, Morgan. What sport involves two individuals engaging
or grappling with the aim of throwing or holding their
opponent's shoulders to the ground. Correct. Now, if you miss one,
and you'll hear this sound, you've been booed, Amy one,
Morgan one, As far as points go, the human body,
(01:07):
which organ in the human body is responsible for pumping blood? Eddie?
The heart's correct?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Amy?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Which organ in the body controls thoughts, memory, and movement?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Bring?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Correct, lunchbox. Which helps you breathe by bringing oxygen into
the body and removing carbon dioxide?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Um?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Say it again? Which organ helps you breathe by bringing
oxygen into the body and removing carbon dioxide. Oh, your lungs, correct, Morgan?
Which organ helps digest food by producing acid and breaking
it down?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I think it's your stomach, but I don't hold on. No,
don't point at me. Answer your stomach.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Correct? The category is famous cats. What's the name of
the lasagna loving orange cat Garfield? Correct? Amy and Batman.
What's the name of the female villain who's an expert
thief and vigilante catman? Correct? In the Shrek movies Lunchbox,
which sword wilding feline is known for his large innocent
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eyes and charming accent. What in the Shrek movies, which
sword wielding feline is known for his large innocent eyes
and charming accent. Uh? I mean Piana's the chick, so
(02:42):
she ain't gonna be the dang cat. That's true, It ain't. Donkey,
answer Puss. You needed to be more specific. That's not
don't argue. I need you to be more specific. You
need to be more.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Puss in boots.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Correct. There you go, It was in there, Morgan. What
cartoon cat is always trying to catch tweetybird?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Dang?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
I was about to say, Tom because I know Tom
and Jerry.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
What cartoon cat is always trying and failing to catch tweetybird?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
To catch tweety bird? What is that bird?
Speaker 5 (03:26):
He's in loony tunes.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I can see him, but I don't know. I don't
know his name.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
What's his name?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Chester? What is his name?
Speaker 5 (03:34):
I love?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I can see him?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
You thuffering? Fuck a that telvester? Tvester? The cat? Okay,
Morgan's out. The category of sports numbers, Eddie. How many
pins are set up in a standard game of bowling? Ten? Wow? Yeah?
Job amy? How many points is a touchdown worth in football?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Six?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Correct? Launch box? How many rings are there in the
Olympic logo? Is that that hard? Hard? Is that hard?
Every time? Every category? And somebody has to like act
like it's weightlifting. You can just answer it, count away.
Somebody's like, I don't know if I can do it.
(04:21):
I don't go with it. Go five? Yes, of course
it's five. The answer starts with double, Eddie. What's the
world's largest retailer? Oh, the world's largest? The answer starts
(04:43):
with double. What's the world's largest retailer? Could Walmart be
the world's largest retailer? They're pulling a frigging tractor the
world's largest answer? Walmart? Correct? Wow? Amy? What band sings?
Wake me Up before you go Go Careless? Whisper? And
(05:05):
Last Christmas?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Wake me Up before you go go am?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Correct? Lunchbox? In the Super Mario's Brothers video game, what's
the name of the character designed as the antithesis of Mario? What?
I don't know what antithesis means. To be honest with you,
I don't know what that means. I mean, that's a
legit I don't know what that's the problem. Man, somebody's
(05:35):
always got to like, stop the game down?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Got them right or wrong?
Speaker 5 (05:39):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I know, but it's like I was legitimately wondering.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
If it's not Walmart, what is it.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Name another retailer? W No, World Market?
Speaker 6 (05:54):
That's one, Okay, that's good, and it's World right, Wally's Lunchbox?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
In the Super Mario Brothers video game, what's the name
of the character designed as the antithesis of Mario? The
answer starts with w.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
I don't know what antithesis means. You gotta tell me
what that means.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
You tell them what that means. I don't I'm not
explaining what words meaning. Questions the opposite the the the
main competitor the uh.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
The main competitor is is Bowser that starts with B
though so great question.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
It's like the opposite what who starts with a w
in Mario brothers Luigi is l I'm gonna give you
a second. I will look out the actual definition of antithesis,
so you can against me a person or thing that
is the direct opposite of someone or something else. Five
(06:48):
seconds Bowser witched craft whyman answer wonder woman? Incorrect? You've
been boo, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Warrior wrio. He wears like a yellow shirt and purple.
He's Mario. He's just the opposite of the antithesis.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
That way to go out?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Big company? What fast food chain has the most locations
in the United States? Eddie McDonald's incorrect? You've been.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
What what do you.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Think it is? Subway to Amy? What company is the
world's largest online retailer.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
The world?
Speaker 5 (07:37):
For the wind start, don't start, just answer it on
the internet.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
What company is the world's largest online retailer?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Amazon?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Correct? Winner? Easy trivia? Amy is our winner yet again?
Two points.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
You have the question to.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Be Hello, Bobby Bones. A few weeks ago, a friend
of mine asked me to be her maid of honor,
and it totally caught me off guard. We're really not
super close anymore, and in the moment I said yes,
it felt good to be asked and I didn't want
to hurt her feelings. Now reality is setting in. I'm
(08:23):
starting to regret it. I don't really want all the responsibilities,
especially because we're not that close. On top of that,
her sister seems kind of upset that I was chosen
instead of her. I'm picking up some weird tension there.
I don't want to seem like a bad friend, but
I also don't want to spend months feeling stressed and uncomfortable.
What should I do? Stick it out or find a
(08:45):
nice way to back out? Signed reluctant, made of honor?
Dang that sister entrance into the story that made me laugh.
She didn't pick her sister. That was crazy.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
She picked you want it?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I know, I know it's hard, do you My answer
here is not going to be the comfortable one. You
already said yes.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
All the other feelings are secondary. You said yes, you
declared you are now the bridesmaid no honor. Yeah, yeah,
you're the maid of honor. It is going to be awkward,
especially if our sisters and the broadle party like you
would just want the sister not in anything, Right, if
she's not going to be the maid of honor, you
just don't want her in anything because.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
You're going to be doing a lot of close things
with her.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah, this can be a learning lesson. Don't say yes
to things you really don't want because in that moment
it might feel uncomfortable because what's going to happen is
later after that, it's going to be way more uncomfortable
if you say yes. And that's what you're doing now.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Well, she didn't know until she thought about it.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
No, she knew she wasn't that close. She liked the
feeling of being asked to be a maid of honor,
so she said yes. So no was an option when
they ask you that know, it's always an option. But
then asked me to be your maid of honor.
Speaker 8 (09:58):
Hey, Bobby got a question, man, would you be my
maid of honor?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Oh? That is so nice of you? Know what, why not?
We barely know each other. You're my best friend and
you're a dude. Why do you have a maide of honor?
I got you. No, No, it's uncomfortable. It is uncomfortable,
but you know what's more uncomfortable this all of this.
So there's a way out of it. You can say, hey,
I would love to be in your wedding, but shouldn't
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your sister be your maid of honor? Did? Like?
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Maybe they could be a co Sometimes there's two. Yeah,
my sister had two maids of honor, me and her
best friend.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
It's hard to say no to that, but I think
the move is to say no to that because financially
you're now responsible for a lot of things and all
time wise. Yeah, it's a lot, but you have to commit.
You've committed, so you're now the maid of honor. So congratulations,
made of honor. Use this as a life lesson. All right,
close it up, let's go on the Bobby Bones show. Now,
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when you went from vandibus life changing, Right.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
I'm still fired up about that.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Would you explain what it's like on a van versus
what it's like in a bus?
Speaker 3 (11:04):
It is, like, it's actually life chat.
Speaker 9 (11:06):
I think back to the van days and I'm like,
I don't even know how we did it. We were
rolling with seven seven and like a sixteen passenger, but
we didn't have a trailer, so like the first four
rows were just like the drums and the guitars, like
a lot of times are falling on you. And we
had a month long stretch where like God was definitely
like laughing and like testing us for sure. But the
we were McFarlane Kansas. I remember we were driving to
(11:28):
play with Gavin. We're driving seventy miles an hour. I'm
half asleep in the middle of the day and we
just fall down in the front tire. I just see
it roll up a ramp.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Like it was a hill. See the tire, the tire,
the whole tire.
Speaker 9 (11:42):
We didn't blow a tire, like the whole tire came
off the axis. The axis is sparking on the highway.
I see the tire. It was a ranch with a
hill and it went up the hill like a ramp,
and I just we all lost sight of the tire.
It was forty yards in there, going seventy miles an hour,
just flying into somebody's ranch. And then the axis is
sparking down the road and we're just saying, hit the brakes,
hit the brakes, and our drummer was driving, he's real
(12:03):
low key, and he's just like, there's no brakes and
we're like what.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
He's like, the brakes are out.
Speaker 9 (12:07):
So we just skidded one hundred yards to the side
of the road in McFarlane, Kansas and everyone just watched us.
Everyone was driving by and I posted on Instagram and
some kid was like, I just passed you, and.
Speaker 10 (12:18):
We were literally like, we were like, come get us.
So he turned around, no little truck, and he came
and got us, and we took like three four trips
from the van. That was one of our stories. We
hit a black bear.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
That was our drummer. It all happened to our drummer.
Speaker 10 (12:31):
It was this first chef might be common first shift driving.
Speaker 9 (12:35):
We're sitting in the front. Our other tour manager just
went to sleep. He'd been driving all day. I remember
we were listening talking Tennessee by Morgan Wallen. I just
remember being like, let's we't t out for deer, like
we don't need to hit a deer. And I said
that I was looking to the left expecting him to
come out that way. That's where my eyes were, and
then from the right, like the way you see a
bear like in full sprint on like National Geographic just
ran across the front.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Of the van. We just it wasn't sitting in the road,
was not sitting there, jumped like a deer, jumped out
in front of the van. We caught the back of it.
I saw that Hell on a dance floor. I was
just looking at some dat. It was like one hundred
million streams. That's significant, Yeah, I mean that pays the bills.
Was there anything about this song though? Was there any
more of a push with it than other songs that
(13:15):
make it this much bigger? Or did it catch? Then?
You guys decided.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Almost nothing made it different when you wrote it?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Did you?
Speaker 9 (13:21):
I knew there's this line in there rock Bottom's got
a brand new view that launches into the chorus, Hell
does a dance floor, And like just that kind of
moment in the songwriting, I knew we did something. I
was like, that's a great line. And then when we
started clipping in on TikTok from that line, that's when
it started catching. So I was like, Okay, it's working,
but I don't know. Sort to see the numbers come in,
the pre safes come in, You're like, all right, this
one's going to be better than the others. I didn't
(13:42):
think i'd get a gold record, like to Hang on
the Wall. That was wild, getting like a physical something.
I just never thought about that. I thought about getting
a bus, thought about playing shows, never thought about one
hundred million streams.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
More with Vincent Mason, who has that awesome song hell
as a Dance Floor, and we talked about the story
of his first guitar, and then I'm always curious about
what songs do artists cover the most when they're first
starting out, when they've got to play a bunch of
cover songs on the Bobby Bones Show. Now, what song
do you think you've covered the most?
Speaker 9 (14:16):
Definitely American Kids by Kenny Chesney. That was the first
song I got a guitar my sophomore year for Christmas.
And I loved country radio at that time. I still do,
but like those were the only country songs I knew,
and that's why I wanted a guitar to play the
country radio songs and American Kids I just like started
going for them.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
So sounded terrible. Why did you want to a song
to start? Why did you think your guitar would be cool?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
I actually didn't want one. There was a my mom
got a ukulele as like birthday present.
Speaker 9 (14:42):
I think somebody my dad or my sisters got it
for and they were like mess around on that, and
she did for like a week and then was like
I don't. I'm not gonna do this, and I picked
it up. I was probably in the eighth grade, learned
a bunch of songs like never put it down. And
it was my sister that was like, please, like, if
you're gonna play this off and get a guitar, I
can't listen to anymore.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
And I was always just like, no, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
You still have fun doing shows? Is it so much fun?
Speaker 3 (15:04):
I do?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I do? It's it more fun now that your songs,
more songs are blowing up and the crowd singing more back.
Speaker 9 (15:09):
Way more fun now where it's like, you know, at
first you have nothing and you're just like trying to
make it through. You're like, can I play a set?
And like, look like I know what I'm doing, and
then you have one song. We had one song that
people knew, and then now feels like there's a handful
and you know, we've been opening since May, so we
went from headlining to doing twenty five minutes, so it's like,
we only play five six songs and people know like
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four of them, so like it feels like you're kind
of crushing for twenty five minutes.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
So if we can extend that into ninety that'd be awesome.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Yeah, because you may have a bigger crowd, but if
you're going out and you're playing support, you do have
a literally smaller space on stage and a smaller set,
but you can also pop out the hits faster. That's right,
But I bet it feels a bit incomplete a little
bit when you're support, because you've been doing your own thing, yes,
and now you're gonna go do support and it's bigger,
but it's got to feel like complete because you probably
(15:56):
are just getting like wound up and then it's over.
Speaker 9 (15:59):
That's the thing you don't want to wait around all
day because you don't want the twenty five minutes long
enough where you don't want to be flat. But then
if you get yourself amped up, you're just you're on
and off the stage. And I think that five six
songs is usually like in a longer set, where you
finally start to feel good, you're like, all right, we
can rip the rest of these songs, Like we all
feel great and like the last chorus of the last
song and then it's over.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Then you just got to try to wind down.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Did you have any shows last year where thinks nothing
was working and you're just having to patch it together
gears aren't working.
Speaker 9 (16:25):
That just happened to me in the Red West, Utah.
What happened went out first six minutes, My mike didn't work.
Twelve thousand people and you go to sing your first
song and like, like we're talking about, you're getting yourself
amped up. Like and festival days are always weird too,
because sound checks faster, you don't have your normal routine.
You're playing at probably like three or four pm you're
used to seven eight. I got myself hyped up, ran
out there, saw the crowd another festival kind of like
(16:46):
putting tickets on sale. You're always like, how many people
are gonna come to our set? It's a great crowd.
Twelve thousand people at the same time just started going, Oh,
they're not on, Mike's not on. I can't hear you?
Is the band playing around you?
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Ban's playing around me?
Speaker 1 (16:59):
I got ears in.
Speaker 9 (17:00):
All you see is people just going can't hear, can't
hear and you just have like an internal I think,
like anxiety attack, probably.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Because you're wondering do I keep going? Do I stop everything?
Or were you playing to a click? Playing to a click?
So you really can't and.
Speaker 9 (17:13):
It's a festival, so you have a set time, so
you can't start over unless you want to rearrange everything.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
And what happened? Howd that turn out?
Speaker 3 (17:19):
We got it on?
Speaker 9 (17:20):
It was kind of it kind of became a funny
moment because the first time I went on, I was like,
can y'all hear this? And everyone's like, so it is good.
But I think those moments when stuff don't work, you're
thankful for the two hundred shows that you've played because
you're like, I guess this song's a wash. No one
heard that song. Then we got into the rest of
the set and it was fine.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
If you want to hear that full interview, because that
was just a piece of it. The whole hour is
up on the Bobby Cast today. Just go search for
it on iHeartRadio or wherever you listen to your podcast.
Speaker 11 (17:52):
It's time for the good news, Bobby.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Two years ago, Luisa Gonzalez was working as an intensive
care unit nurse. When she was hospitalized herself for the
premature birth of her son. So she was already a
nurse working in a different area, but she had issues.
So she goes in and the birth was bumpy. Thirty
one days in the neonatal Intensive care unit, that's how
long she spent. So before the ordeal, she was someone
(18:21):
who was like, I can't do babies, like there's too small,
there's no way I know. I'm in nurse, this is
a different level. Then she spent all that time in
the NICU and that situation changed her. So since then
she has moved down the hall from her old department
and she has joined the neonatal group full time. Nice
Earlier this year she started attending graduate school to become
(18:43):
a neonatal nurse practitioner, juggling classes and now her caleber
kid's two years old, and then also still doing her
old nursing job until she can move into her new
nursing job. And she said, I just want to be
the one helping these families and helping these babies get
to their next.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Step, but knows that she knows what they're going through.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Sorry, one days, that's some people. That's it, that's what
it's all about. That was telling me something good. If
you've ever talked about a buttload of something, or you've
heard a buttload of something, it's an actual unit. It
is one hundred and thirty American gallons. That is an
official buttload. It's a real thing. It was once used
(19:25):
for casks of liquids like wine and whiskey, and when
you'd fill the barrel up, you'd have a buttload of
wine or a full butt Did it start with.
Speaker 8 (19:35):
Some dude just being like, I don't know, man, it's
a buttload of wine.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
I got a big butt match up with that big butt.
That's what it feels like it is now. Yeah, I
thought that's probably you know what, it's derived from someone's
large buttocks. But it's not a buttload official amy.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
There's an orchestra made up entirely of typewriters, and since
two thousand and four, the Boston Typewriter Orchestra has been
playing concerts.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
That's awesome.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
They have clacking, sliding care just Belle spinning rollers, all
the typewriter noises like makes beautiful music.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
I feel like that'd be cute for like one song
and then like another song for like I'm over it.
Get some other instruments that bring out the pianos or something.
I bet they can really do a good version of
nine to five Yeah, oh yeah yeah, or it's just one.
It sounds it feels like a trans Saberian Orchestra Christmas
Show of all typewriters, Lunchbox, Bobby, you have looked forward
(20:25):
to this a four year old.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
When your child is four years old, on average, they
will ask you four hundred and thirty seven questions a day.
Speaker 8 (20:32):
Oh gosh, that's just crazy. I mean I've had kids
for so long that that's a lot of questions.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Does that feel accurate?
Speaker 8 (20:40):
Yeah, I mean now that they're older, I tell them like,
I don't look it up.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
So I kind of nipped that one in the butt?
Do you give them? Would you say, nip that one
in the butt? No, that's not a term, it's not
it's nipped in the butt.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
It is.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Yeah, so it's nipped in the bud, but a butt load.
It's so weird, all right, Morgan.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Have you guys ever wondered who we share DNA with?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Never?
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Okay, well this is gonna surprise you.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Aliens alien DNA?
Speaker 12 (21:04):
Oh boy, Nope, not aliens, but it is bananas. Fifty
to sixty percent of human DNA is similar to that
of a banana.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
A monkey. I didn't know it's officially bananas, red bananas.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
I don't know if we're related, but our DNA is similar.
Speaker 12 (21:20):
The genetic makeup is similar to a banana rddy.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (21:24):
So you ever noticed an elevator you go to and
it has a little hole on it, The door has
a little whole time Okay, yeah, it looks like it
looks like it would be like a people to see
somebody's coming out to the door.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
That's what I thought it was for. What is it?
It's not. It's for a tool that.
Speaker 8 (21:37):
They have so if it gets stuck, they just put
a little tool in there and they can crank the
door open and save you.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
I did not know that. Yeah, I alwas thought it
was like, let's see the elevator's coming. See who's on
the other side of the elevator. Yeah. There's no copyright
or protection on magic tricks. If a magician invents a trick,
anyone's free to use it. You just have to figure
out how it's done. Oh, but there is an unwritten code,
so most magicians refuse to use other magicians magic tricks.
I watched the whole magic set the other day. We
(22:03):
have NBA League Pass and so my wife and I
she likes to watch most of Thunder games. And there
was a magician doing halftime and I guess they're just
using the camera from inside, like the closed circuit, And
so we just watched the whole halftime show and this
guy was doing magic, but the camera was in a
weird place. We could actually see how the trick was
being I know, a woman got in the box and
it was just a camera that was set up and
(22:24):
you could see her like fall down in the box
and then they got swords through it and the cross
like oh, were like, we just saw how the trick work.
Speaker 8 (22:33):
But how do they do that in an arena, because
like arena's three sixty you know, so people are all
different angles.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
No, because it's in the they fall to the bottom
of the box. Okay, it looks like it ends there,
but really there's like a space. Oh man, it we
saw and then we saw her like pop back up
and then they pulled the swords out. Bad camera placement. Yeah,
that's what's up, all right? There you go. Fun fact
Friday fact. This is a bizarre story. Lunchbox over to you. Yeah,
(23:02):
this is dirty Dog.
Speaker 6 (23:02):
So back in twenty nineteen, Tarley, she's from Virginia. She's
engaged to get married. Time for her bachelorette party, so let's.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Go to North Carolina. Girls.
Speaker 6 (23:13):
They go to North Carolina. They're out having a good
time and they meet these three dudes at a bar
and they end up hanging out with them all night
dancing club. And then the next day she sends them
a picture of the wedding invitation says, you guys should
come to my wedding.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Okay, So three dudes they meet at a bar. Nothing
fishy went down that night that we know of. Now
we know of. So then she's like, we had such
a connection as friends, you guys should come to my wedding.
It sounds like trouble. He already feels odd. Okay, go ahead,
and the guy's like, yeah, we'll be there.
Speaker 6 (23:49):
And so six weeks go by before the wedding, they
don't hear anything from each other, and then on social media,
the guys post a picture playing golf in that girl's
hometown the day before the wedding. Next day, at the wedding,
they walk into the wedding and they're there.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Wait, how does she how does she know on social media?
Does she follow him?
Speaker 5 (24:07):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Yeah, they're snapchat they follow. This feels weird too, They
got real close quick.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
What I mean, you're hanging out, Hey, what's your.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Snap but not to a single dude?
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Yeah, I know, okay, Like I would.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Never meet a woman who's single, friendly that has nothing
to do with the work and be like, hey, what's
your Snapchat? Hey, or just like randomly follow somebody on Instagram.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
It just feels weird.
Speaker 6 (24:35):
Yeah, I mean, it feels weird that she's out on
her bachelortte party and she's inviting new dudes to her
wedding right.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Three though it is three three dudes, not just one.
But I hear you. It is weird. Go ahead.
Speaker 6 (24:44):
So the wedding goes on, They get married, she goes
on her honeymoon. Those guys had the life or the
life of the party.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Dancing with the bride's mom, grandma all that.
Speaker 6 (24:54):
Six weeks later, the bride tells the husband at his
marriage isn't working out.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
I'm done, leaves the mayor. I mean, you saw that coming, right, Well,
I don't know because are you sure it was her?
And then it wasn't like a mutual thing.
Speaker 6 (25:07):
She says it was mutual, that we were just not
into each other, because she does say it's mutual.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
Are the three guys related to the end of the marriage?
Speaker 6 (25:16):
And then she posted a picture on snapchat of something
I don't even know what it was, like a ginger ale,
and one of the guys that she invited the wedding
replied to it. They started chatting via snapchat smash cut.
Now they're married, two kids.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
You keep saying one of the guys, But is it
still the same consistent guy of one of the three
or she like bouncing around between one of the three
guys that she met at that bar, the same one
and the same one she's been snapchatting with. Yes, they
got married, they have two kids.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Well, I mean, wow, so is it.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
All all well? That ends well? I mean divorce.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
She never wanted to get married in the first place
to the first guy.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Right right from the bachelor party, bachelorrat.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
Party, like she thought she did, but she did it.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
I think you're assuming a lot of things. I think
I'm looking hearing the evidence and I'm.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
Like, on her bachelor party.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
She wanted to get married and then met some dude
she could have like, who knows if she cheated with
the dude that night, who knows what happened. But I
don't know that she just didn't want to get married.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
Well no, I mean I think I don't know if
she was actually aware of it, but I think deep
down she's that didn't need to happen. She went through
the whole thing like she probably didn't want to cancel
the wedding and be dramatic, but then she's six weeks
in and she's like, oh man, I probably should have
just canceled.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Do you think it was about this dude? Though?
Speaker 5 (26:36):
I think it's just overall like this guy wasn't her guy.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
And it just so happened she had met another guy.
Now do you think this other guy was positioning himself
the whole time trying to squeeze his way in?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Well, he sure did.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
I would like to see their snapchat interactions.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
Oh yeah, it's got to be more than ginger rail.
You know.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Right, that's a weird picture because that's what that's the
story you tell, because this is all being told, right,
lunch bock. This is her version of the story.
Speaker 6 (27:04):
Yeah, This is her version, and she's saying, you know,
I don't regret going through them with the wedding because
if not, I would have never had my bas party.
I would never met this dude. He would have never
come to my wedding. That's perspective, and I'm like, wow,
that's weird to say.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
That's an interesting perspective of I'm glad I got married
because had I not, I would have never had the
backsoret party, wouldn't have met this person that's the father
of our two children.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Now mm hmm, yeah, but she just wouldn't know.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
But if you guys are believers in fate, you have
to believe that's what happened. And for that reason, I
am not sure I.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Believe it's fate.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
I'm with you. I believe so you believe that she
needed to get married.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
No, I don't think she needed to get married. I
believe in fate and also believe in fear, and I
think she was scared to cancel the wedding.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
And I also believe in mistakes. Yes, mistake, but there's
no mistake.
Speaker 8 (27:50):
If there's states right right, it ends up being whatever
it's going to be right.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
I've been saying every day this week, for the last
few weeks. Uh, everything is exactly as it is supposed
to be.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
But you say that because that's how it is. There's
no way to change how it is.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
Yeah, it just helps with acceptance. It helps with the
radical acceptance.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Oh, you don't believe it, No I do.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
I do, But it's good to make it your mantra
if you need to.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
You don't believe it, and I went I went to
I don't believe it. You guys are saying something that
I think. We have complete free will. We are made
to make our own decisions. We then have to pay
for the decisions we made, or we are celebrated for
the decisions. I believe that we are given full choice.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Yeah, but I can't.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
No, no, no, not if you believe in fate. You
don't believe that.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
No, I believe in free will. And also we get
put in opportunities for fate, we.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Get to choose.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
I'm okay with whatever. I can't prove anybody's right or
wrong right, because it's unprovable. It's like a mixture. And
that's fine. Yours can be a hybrid.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
Yeah, it's a hybrid.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
I love that one can be Fate will. It's a hybrid. Yeah,
a little bit of fate, a little bit of free will.
On Tuesdays you get to make your own choices. And Whenesday,
Wednesdays is full Fate day.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
Yeah, yeah, a little fate, little free will.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
So if you had to make a make a statement
on this, what do you think really call it fate will?
What do you think really happened on the story?
Speaker 7 (29:12):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (29:13):
What do I think?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Really?
Speaker 5 (29:13):
I think she didn't want to marry the guy that
she married. I think she thought she didn't she was
going to try to go through with it. But sign
number one was her interest in this other guy on
her bachelorette party. That was sign number we'll call it one.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Maybe there was.
Speaker 5 (29:26):
Other signs, and then she decided to go through with
the wedding. And then ultimately she just realized, I gotta
get out.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Can I speak to something that hasn't been spoken to?
And it's that if I'm the about to be husband
and I find out my fiance about to be wife's
inviting random dude she met at a bachelor att party
to our wedding, that's trouble. That's interesting already. I ain't
gonna like that yes they're not coming, well they came
right and they were the life of the party. Apparently
(29:54):
they're making out a granny. Yeah yeah, yeah or whatever
he said. But is it all well that ends well.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
That's not one of my mantras.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Should well no, but but it did. It ended up
exactly how it was supposed to according to you guys
with this guy and the two.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
There's no I think what what that mantra does too,
is like you can't change anything, like there's no point in.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Because when you shut a.
Speaker 5 (30:20):
Life like it's it's gone's already happened, It's already happened.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Back in tu.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
Yeah, yeah you could say that. Yeah, I can't put
the paste back in the tube. Everything is exactly as
supposed to be.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
I'm literally just like, dude, you here the fact of
that party about to get rid of and we texting
with don't be that's crazy. If I and if I'm
the husband and I look out and there's three dudes
I don't even know, like everybody's accounted for, and just
like three dudes, Like how did they get here with
the beer bong in the back. That's weird. Yeah, it's weird. Story.
It's all all's well that ends well. Would always say.
I think I say it every day I come in.
Speaker 11 (30:54):
It's kind of a mantra, it's time for the good news.
Speaker 5 (31:03):
Kathleen Sanchez lives in San Antonio. She's a teacher and
she's about to get married. She orders her wedding dress.
It takes over two weeks to arrive, and it's at
the doorstep of her apartment. Someone steals the package, and
I wonder if they knew it was a wedding dress
or if they.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Were stealing back they're just stealing packages.
Speaker 5 (31:23):
But I mean, when you open it up and see
that it's a wedding dress, you probably should just go
drop it by golf.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
I don't think you risk it. I don't want to.
I don't think you take it back because you're probably looking.
But yeah, I don't think they knew.
Speaker 5 (31:33):
Okay, So yeah, she never got it back. Her story
was shared, and then a complete stranger found out the
exact wedding dress that it was, went and bought it
and then delivered it to her school while she was teaching,
offered some words of encouragement, and while she was able
to still wear the exact dress that she had originally
picked out at her wedding.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
I love it. That's a great story. What if, though,
that person is that person who stole it, and I
don't think it was a twist, that would be that
would be a twist, and then they become best friends.
Speaker 7 (32:03):
But that's the.
Speaker 5 (32:04):
The whole time, the whole time.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Well, yeah, I don't think. For the record, I don't
think that's it.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
Definitely not it, but not definitely nine.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
It's non zero chance. As they say, it's a good story.
The first part is not good.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
Who says non zero? I don't know that.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
It's just I've heard that, but it's not a cool man.
Speaker 5 (32:23):
Yea, yeah, you sounded like it's not you said science.
As they say, well, explain because I don't understand, and
and I want to because it does sound cool.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Non zero can mean anything that's not zero, but it
can even mean fractional. Okay, So if you're like, hey,
is there a chance? If it's really no, there's not
a chance, but there is still the slightest. It's like
it's non zero.
Speaker 5 (32:46):
As they say, you have to say the whole I
think you have to say non zero as they say.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
The way you say it was really cool, like okay, anyway,
that's what it's all about. That was telling me something good. Now,
time for the Morning Corny, the Mourning Corny.
Speaker 5 (33:08):
Why should you never tell secrets in a cornfield?
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Why should you never tell secrets in a cornfield.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
Because the corn has ears?
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Of course, there you go. That was the Morning Corny.
All right, here's a voicemail from a listener.
Speaker 4 (33:27):
I let my license expire. I got stopped for spading
and they took me to jail. Because my license were expired.
I had to bond out. So I just wanted to
let you know that does happen in Tennessee. Love your shirt?
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Well what a show highlight that would be Amy had
to get a mug shot.
Speaker 7 (33:49):
Oh my god, you'd have to post that mugshot.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
We would find it. Yes, it would be public awesome
fail me out. I feel like we should call crime
Stoppers again just a week and have Amy get pulled
over and take into jail. That would be one of
the greatest bits in the history of this show.
Speaker 7 (34:05):
Could you like set her up to.
Speaker 8 (34:07):
Where like you call the police and well that's what
I said, call crime but not crime stock. You call
the police and you're following her, like I know where
she is, she's right here.
Speaker 7 (34:15):
You want to get her. I saw she didn't have
a license.
Speaker 5 (34:17):
Yeah, Like when I'm if I'm ever leaving your house
or something, you're just like, I know.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
You're helping him.
Speaker 5 (34:21):
Call you no, no, no, if you wanted to, but
I don't want you to.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
That would be so funny if she got pulled over and.
Speaker 5 (34:29):
Taken Honestly, that call might have just done it.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Oh that call, yes, not this, seven hundred others. Well,
and the many times we've told you why it's a
bad I did and not have an expired license.
Speaker 5 (34:41):
But she sounded like the sweetest little lady. And she
got taken to jail. I mean she didn't admit to
any of their priors. Like I would feel like, you
go to jail if they pull you over, you don't
have a license and you have a warrant out and you.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Got meth in your car.
Speaker 5 (34:55):
Right all that. But she she just acted like it
was straight up because her license was expired.
Speaker 7 (35:00):
You think you can handle jail?
Speaker 2 (35:01):
No?
Speaker 11 (35:03):
No?
Speaker 1 (35:03):
You want you watch Orges and New Black?
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Do you think I can handle jail?
Speaker 5 (35:07):
No? I mean it's season one.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
I got scared.
Speaker 7 (35:10):
I think it's crazier.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Yeah, I mean, I think women's prison will be hard
for you.
Speaker 5 (35:14):
Probably, yeah, But I mean I think I would be
a good I try to be as good to everyone
as possible because you know, retaliation, Like, I don't want
anybody coming after me, so I would just try to
be easy going there.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Just get your license, Renude.
Speaker 5 (35:32):
Yeah, yeah, I'm telling you, might do.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
It, all right, might do it? Give me the next one. Ray.
Speaker 8 (35:38):
Me and my wife just got done watching that House
of Dynamite.
Speaker 4 (35:42):
It was a complete waste of time.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
But my question for you is, do you think they'll
make a sequel?
Speaker 8 (35:46):
Love a show.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
So there's a movie on Netflix called House of Dynamite.
I really enjoyed it. A lot of people hated it,
not because of the movie, but because of what happens
at some point of the movie. I'll just say that
who else has seen it.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
I've seen it.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
I've seen Morgan and Mike. Okay, there will not be
a sequel, because that is not what the movie's about.
The movie is supposed to leave you in a state
of thinking and talking about it. It's okay that movie
drives people crazy. That's the point of the movie. The
point of the movie was for conversations to be continued
for many reasons. One of them probably I can't believe
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that movie, But two it really does. And I don't
want to spoil the movie because I loved it. The
purpose of it is for callers like that to call
and go, what do you think? Do you think there's
a sequel? I do not think there will ever be
a sequel, because I think that's anti the point of
that movie. I'm the only person that likes the movie
a movie, Mike, Mike, because he actually enjoys movies. I
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just enjoyed driving people crazy. There's a difference, Mike. Did
you enjoy the movie? I love the movie, and I
love that it's sparking a conversation like that that's what
a great movie does. And you love it about the
actual movie? Yeah, yeah, I loved all the different perspectives.
Speaker 7 (36:59):
I thought it was really put together.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
I would encourage people to watch it. I'm not telling
you're gonna love it. I bet you get halfway through
and you're like, this is freaking awesome.
Speaker 8 (37:07):
Okay, what's it called Stick of Dynamite, No, House of Dynamite, Dynamite.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Yes, I'm watching it. So it's on Netflix. Check it out.
It's Catherine Bigelow. She's the one that did the hurt Locker.
Jeremy Renners like first movie. Huh yeah, yeah, pretty good.
Uh guess what. I have had no water since last
night at midnight. I no food, no water, nothing, gotta
have surch with you today, so nothing. It sucks. Usually
(37:32):
I have, you know, will something to eat. Eddie comes
in and he's like, hey, I want to go on
a hunger strike with you as I haven't eating.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
You don't have any food?
Speaker 1 (37:42):
No food in my bag? You do, Yeah, I won't
eat it. But he's having some water, hits some water.
I kind of need the one. The water is the
hardest part. I've had no water and I've been doing
the show. It's pretty miserable. So I got to go
in and get my ankle cut onto it.
Speaker 5 (37:53):
Can you put a little in your mouth and spit
it out? Oh you can prosually do that, spitch it around,
because that's what you really need.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
I feel like that's a little bit of just a
tip exactly, and I think I'm okay not doing that,
and then I'm okay, just stick. It's too close for
comfort because.
Speaker 7 (38:12):
You don't yeah, and you get tempted, right.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Like, you're already there, so why not too much?
Speaker 5 (38:19):
Don't again?
Speaker 1 (38:21):
No, No, there's a difference.
Speaker 8 (38:23):
It's a great uh analogy, dude, great analogy. Okay, because
if you put water in your mouth, it's already clear.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
You're just like I might as well just gulp it. Yeah,
it's like we've gone this far.
Speaker 5 (38:34):
No, what you can switch it around, put it out
like you can suck on like a sponge.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
I'm not going to suck on a sponge.
Speaker 7 (38:47):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (38:49):
As what they do at the hospital, they put a
little sponge on a stick and then freeze it and
then kind of just like put it in your mouth.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Do you have a sponge on a stick in your house?
Speaker 2 (38:58):
No?
Speaker 1 (38:58):
But I have no water, I've had no food, I've
had nothing. I leave here today. As soon as the
show's over, I go. I have surgery on my ak.
It's like a five or six hour process, which I
did not think it would be that long.
Speaker 5 (39:09):
But you're not under for that longs for a couple
of hours, I guess, I'm just curious how long you're
going to be under anesthesia.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Going under is weird because you're there and it's like
here we go. You're awake. Hopefully you wake up.
Speaker 7 (39:23):
How do they time that? Like, it's crazy? How they
know that?
Speaker 1 (39:25):
So experience education? Yes, because they can miss yeah, and
you can wake up in the middle of it. Did
you wake up? Milissim?
Speaker 5 (39:34):
Once my colonoscopy, whoa, I looked up on the screens
and I could see my insights on the screen.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Well, that would maybe a passive and it wasn't you're
up anything, it's it's the meme from The Simpsons where
he walks in Texas had put the back on, walks
back out. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (39:50):
That was my first one ever and I was in
my twenties. Since then, I've had multiple and I've not
woken up at all.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Well, wish me the best. Still got some more show
to do here. I just don't want to bring it
up earlier because now I want water so bad, Like
the number one thing I want in my life is water.
Speaker 7 (40:07):
Because you can't have it.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
It's not success, it's not it's just water. I just
want water. My father in law text me a message.
He said, Hey, praying for you and your doctor this morning.
I hope you end up with the best ankle in
the whole state.
Speaker 7 (40:20):
Wow, so awesome. Oh yeah, I would never think of
praying for the doctor.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
It's just perfect. He's the greatest, like just generally is well,
we need to.
Speaker 5 (40:27):
Also pray for the antithesiologist, yes, and.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
The nurse and everybody that I'm driving with and against
up there, so I don't. Yes, it's so crazy that
we trust people because the two yellow lines in the
middle of a road that have no barrier, it's just
you see them that they don't come crashing into us
all the time.
Speaker 8 (40:43):
And it's funny how well we respect those lines, like really,
like if I get close to him, like, whoa, it's
just a line.
Speaker 5 (40:51):
Your life is on the line too.
Speaker 7 (40:52):
I know, but you think about it. It's just the line.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Yeah, it's just a drawing. It's a drawing on the
ground that keeps us from crashing each other, killing each other.
Speaker 5 (41:01):
My car senses the lines.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Oh, it brings you back.
Speaker 5 (41:04):
It brings me back trying to get over.
Speaker 7 (41:07):
I feel like my tires are so messed up. It
draws me to the line.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Oh dang. You have a lot of different scenarios here anyway,
I get have surgery today. House of Dynamite is what
the movie is called, and the other one was Amy
Get your license. Yes, please please, because if you don't,
we will call you in. Okay, as a bit, what
if we do a cop and a cop holes are
over and he's like, man, get out of the car,
(41:31):
and then it turns into one of the stripper cops
and then we're recording the whole thing and he's just
confused by it.
Speaker 5 (41:36):
And here you go again, perfect normal.
Speaker 7 (41:40):
You wouldn't like that, that's normal for us.
Speaker 5 (41:42):
We're dude, even if I were to say any of
these things, because you've spent.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
The last twenty of your years being like, am I
got a stick in my butt? All of a sudden
the stick's not there. So we're like, oh, this is
a different version of it.
Speaker 5 (41:57):
Okay, all right, that's all I'm said. It's an exaggeration
there for sure. Also, maybe I'll go.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
Today, Okay, I hope you do Bobby Bone show. Sorry
up today.
Speaker 13 (42:11):
This story comes us from Sunrise, Florida. A woman was
arrested for domestic violence. She gets booked in jail and
her husband's like, I want her back, So he calls
nine one one says, give me my wife back, send
her home, like sir. She has to spend the night
in jail. Ten minutes later, he calls back, do I
need to come down there and shoot someone to get
(42:32):
my wife back? And he ended up calling nine one
one forty times.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
How did he get the fifth time after that call?
You think the house?
Speaker 5 (42:41):
Right?
Speaker 2 (42:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (42:42):
How do you get forty deep on that? Okay? And
then so they arrest him.
Speaker 13 (42:45):
So they went to his house and arrested him.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
So he spent the night in jail.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
So was he in longer than his wife? And did
she call when she got home? I was like, I,
well my husband back because I'd have an awesome cycle. Okay,
I'm lunchbox.
Speaker 13 (42:55):
That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 11 (42:57):
All right.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
What is this new influencer law.
Speaker 5 (43:00):
It's out of China and it went into effect recently,
and influencers have to prove their official qualifications before creating
social media content on sensitive topics like medicine, law, education,
and finance.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
That's the most sensible thing ever, It makes sense to me.
Speaker 5 (43:17):
The Cyberspace Administration of China, also known as the CAC.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
If it wasn't China, I'd be like this is perfect.
I know, like China, I'm like, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (43:28):
But the CAC they said that they've brought this in
to protect people from misleading content and harmful advice that
becomes available online. So from now on, creators have to
highlight evidence of expertise prior to posting the content.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
It's like, you don't get your blue check mark if
you're talking about a certain area unless you can prove
you get your blue check mark for that area, right,
you get like a medicine check mark, you get a
or are the other ones you said, like a nutrition
finance check mark? Because yeah, we just see people that
say crap online. Believe them. Yeah, like if they say it,
if they're assertive and they're confident, where like that's got
(44:07):
to be true.
Speaker 5 (44:08):
Yeah, I know. I think you should have to upload
your certification, your license, your degree, whatever it is. Like
when I had to get certified to homeschool some stuff,
I had to submit my degree. They scan it over
and then they actually.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
Do it though, Like we have that in America where
you have to have a certification.
Speaker 5 (44:26):
Right right, right, But I mean I'd uploaded it and
it got approved. So this could be a system you
upload it to the app and it checks you off,
because you could just make one up, but like they
need to verify that it's actually real.
Speaker 1 (44:39):
Yeah, I think there are a lot of people acting
like experts in very sensitive areas. It's probably hurting more
people than not even that it's helping, but it's hurting
more people than it is. I don't know. I watched
this stuff and like a sometimes I just buy like
stocks and stuff. Oh well, I was in a ray.
Speaker 5 (44:57):
Yeah, hopefully we don't need certifications for the radio.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
Listen. Ray says, go buy a bunch of go pro stock,
and I'm like, well, he saw it online, so I
did it. Now I've lost a bunch of money. So
I think it's a great idea. Hey, China, you got
a good idea there. It's a weird thing to say.
You got the podcast. We're out, We're done. Go search
for the Bobby Bone Show podcast. It is up. I
am leaving here to go straight to have surgery on
(45:22):
my ankle. I do not know what the rest of
not just the day, but what of my life will bring.
Speaker 5 (45:27):
Yeah, scared though, did we mark the ankle? You have
the sharpie in your hand right now, marking.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
My ankle, not showing up to the hospital with an
arrow point. I draw it all the way down my leg.
Speaker 7 (45:39):
This is the one.
Speaker 5 (45:40):
Don't come at us on Monday. When you come in
and you're wrong. They started with the wrong one, because
have you learned nothing from the ours?
Speaker 1 (45:50):
You know, you're scared of everything. I used to be that.
Now you're scared of everything. You're scared of retaliation.
Speaker 5 (45:55):
No, I'm proactive.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
You're you're scared of.
Speaker 5 (45:58):
Yes, I am scared of that, the cartel. Yes, yeah,
I am very scared of the cartel, very scared.
Speaker 8 (46:05):
Honestly, I don't think the sharpie is a bad idea.
Speaker 7 (46:06):
You should.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
Probably they told me last night to use some kind
of scrub and scrub this antibacteria all over my ankle.
Probably dial I didn't shave my ankle, but I thought
about it. That would be smart too.
Speaker 5 (46:19):
I let him know, why not make it easy for
them to work with it. We're going to shave it.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
Probably when I did my uh, I shave. I did
my butt, but you didn't.
Speaker 5 (46:33):
But you didn't do your ankle.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
I didn't because the butt's a weirder place, and I
didn't want them to be like, did you SHARPI it
all the way down my back.
Speaker 7 (46:44):
There's an arrow pointing all the way down the crack.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
I know, yes, that's true, No, but I wasn't worried
about that.
Speaker 5 (46:53):
That was a joke, Like do you have another orphie?
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Can I tell you something I'm a little scared of.
Speaker 5 (47:00):
Go ahead.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
I'm scared of them taking pictures of my wiener. Why
they can't do that?
Speaker 7 (47:05):
They're not supposed to do that, I know, but I'm out.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
How do I know what they're taking pictures of. I'm
not sure what even they said wear loose clothing, but
I have a feeling even for ankle, they're going to
put me in a gown.
Speaker 5 (47:17):
Yeah, but I think for your ankle, you should be
able to leave underwear on unless they're going to need
to put in a suppository.
Speaker 7 (47:23):
If they tell you you have to be naked.
Speaker 5 (47:25):
They might put something in his butt. Why it is suppository?
Speaker 1 (47:30):
And I don't why would they do that?
Speaker 7 (47:32):
Like questions, No, this could happen.
Speaker 5 (47:37):
I don't. Why would they do that for my anim
might give you medication via your butt?
Speaker 7 (47:42):
Amy for my ankle, there's no.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
Chance, no for like pain or I'll take it. I
have my mouth. I'm happy to take that mouth you
can't swallow.
Speaker 5 (47:52):
And I know they could do it through an ivy,
but it's something maybe like the butts faster, so.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
I need to shave my butt agains while you're saying
you're not ready, dude, I'm not surgery.
Speaker 5 (48:01):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
No, I don't have a degree for this. No, A,
you need to China upload. Yeah, I don't have.
Speaker 5 (48:08):
A certification or license in this. I just know that
I've heard of that.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Well, now add that to my fear list. Fear one,
wrong ankle, but I'm not going to draw on it.
Speaker 5 (48:19):
Fear to just ask when you get there.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
I don't wake up from anesthesia or I wake up early.
Fear three. They take a picture of my wiener because
I can't. I don't know what they're up to. Hey, hey,
you have your phone with you. Yeah, check this out?
Check this out.
Speaker 5 (48:34):
That would be some where they would lose their license.
Speaker 1 (48:37):
Shape like that.
Speaker 7 (48:41):
They call the whole office and.
Speaker 1 (48:44):
It's like that TikTok those nurses.
Speaker 5 (48:47):
Yeah, no, the discharge, well, both both would be a discharge.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
I saw that they're all doing a TikTok taking, pointing
down at my wieners takings.
Speaker 5 (49:01):
Yeah, well they would get fired, yes.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
Well, and then now the other one is I'm gonna
I'm gonna wake up with something on my butt.
Speaker 5 (49:06):
Yeah, that's well, it's it'll dissolve.
Speaker 2 (49:08):
You won't know.
Speaker 5 (49:09):
It's a suppository.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
They put it in boot.
Speaker 5 (49:12):
But you before the surgery. You should remind them about
that TikTok of the people that go.
Speaker 8 (49:16):
You know, you can get fired if you do this right,
if you no, I'm on shore, I write in Jarby
on my wiener.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
Caught you. They see it, Yeah, caught you. Yeah, you're
I wrote you're fired on it.
Speaker 5 (49:34):
I'm I'm sure you're You're going to professionals.
Speaker 7 (49:38):
And you never know though, I never know.
Speaker 1 (49:40):
Well, I think they're professional paying them. They better be professional.
Speaker 8 (49:43):
Oh yeah, they're professionals, but I mean they don't act
professional people.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
You know. Yeah, we do think people act a lot
more mature than they.
Speaker 5 (49:48):
Really are, because you know, they're going to go home
and be like it's all Bobby boat.
Speaker 8 (49:53):
Like when when my dad, when my dad was in
the hospital, I like went in the wrong door and
all the doctors I went to the doctor's lounge and
they were.
Speaker 7 (50:00):
Like, bro, so this shick was like They're like, oh,
so can we help you?
Speaker 1 (50:03):
Oh yeah, and it was like whoa. We learned later
in life the teachers aren't perfect, right because our friends
started to be teachers. That's through, and then we're like, oh,
teachers go hard too. Yeah, Okay, we gotta go. Uh
hopefully we'll see him Monday. All right, buy Everyboddy Let's go.
The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced and sang
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by read Yarberry. You can find his instagram at read Yarberry,
Scuba Steve executive producer, Raymondo, head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones.
My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening
to the podcast.
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