A show member shared a BIG personal announcement. That's all we will say but it will change the show forever. Bobby revealed how he found out who his friends were yesterday as disaster struck and no one from the show reached out. In Never Gonna Get It, the question is: If you do this at all, statistics show you're most likely to do it on a Wednesday -- right around 7 p.m. What is it? Bobby shared a list of crazy ways people use to try to control whether they would have a baby boy or a baby girl and some of these sound painful! We got a hold of the $240 beer we talked about recently. We play a game and the winner gets to taste and review it!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sitting.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Welcome to Tuesday Show More than Studio morning. All right's
go over and talk to Ricky and Austin. Ricky, good morning,
how are you good? How you doing pretty?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
God?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I'm gonnave a chance to win some prizes here. Now
I'm gonna ask the question. This game is called never
Gonna get it now. I want to ask the question.
You have a minute to think about it. If you
do this at all Stat Show, you'll most likely do
it on a Wednesday, right around seven pm. What is it?
Thatt'll be the question. So if you do it at all,
(00:42):
you know what. I'm not gonna judge. If you do
Stat Show, you'll most likely do this on a Wednesday,
right around seven pm. What is it? So, Ricky, You're
gonna have three chances here. So first of all, you
guess what do you think it is? M go to
the gym. Oh, it's tough. It's a little late, but
(01:06):
again you get a five o'clock job. Maybe he's playing
by the gym. That is not correct. Good guests, though,
if you do this at all, Stats Show, you're most
likely to do this on a Wednesday, right around seven pm.
What is it? Now? Ricky has missed number one. Now, Ricky,
you get to team up with two members of the
show here. They've all written answers down you guys all end? Yeah, yeah,
I mean, how do you feel about your answer?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
A pretty good out.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Of ten six Lunchbox, I feel great. I feel like
a ten out of ten. I feel like I nailed this. Morgan,
I feel like an eight out of ten.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I got a good one here, four out of ten.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I oh say not, man, that's not usually you. All right, Ricky,
pick two people here. I mean, I gotta go with
Lunchbox and Morgan. All right, if you do this at all,
stats show you're most likely to do this on a Wednesday,
right around seven pm. Lunchbox Wich answer TV Cheat.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Your spouse got hung up at work? You really want
to watch that show TV Cheat?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
It's pretty good, Morgan, it's good, but I had grab
a drink.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
It's the middle of a week.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
You know, you're you're feeling it, you're ready for Friday.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Oh that's good.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
That is really good. Only on a Wednesday, though.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Yeah, because like you're halfway through the weekday man, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
One of them dry.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
That's yeah, it's Morgan.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yay, Ricky, you nailed it. Dude, you picked one of
the two that got it. Morgan got it. The answer
is have a drink. I mean sometimes I want to
have a drink on Wednesday night. Yeah, why are you
still mad? Why do you have mad?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I'm confused because, like, aren't you more likely to have
a drink on a Friday or Saturday?
Speaker 5 (02:43):
No, it's on a Wednesday at seven pm, because you
like made it halfway through the week and you're trying
to survive.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, you said it.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Anytime during the week if you're gonna do this, this
is the time you would do it.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
Yeah, you didn't get it right. You don't have to
argue it because you didn't get it right. Noregon, you
are correct if you do this at all. Statue, you're
most likely to do this on a Wednesday, right around
seven pm. Have a drink, drink, wine, et cetera, because
I think wine's probably what people are drinking at home.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Most Yeah, a beer or beer. Yeah, yeah, that's a
good point. We're not big drinkers over our house. Hey, congratulations, Ricky,
we're gonna get your prize. Thanks for listening, ma'am. Thank you, man,
I appreciate it. Well, that was never going to get it?
That ended and she got it? You another shot at one?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Okay. More than half of all US teenagers have never
used one of these. Can you name it? Ricky's already one.
We'll see if you guys can get this one.
Speaker 7 (03:34):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
More than half of US teenagers have never used one
of these? What is it? I'm in Morgan two for two?
What do you got? I rode a map, lunchbox, home phone, Amy,
CD player, Eddie? How's phone? All wrong?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
It's something you have to pay for. I'm gonna give
you a clue. More than half of all US teenagers
have never used one of these and gets paid for it. Yeah,
to get it?
Speaker 5 (04:12):
A magazine subscription, a newspaper posted stamps.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Oh yeah, yeah, you're gonna argue that one. That's a
tough one. I mean, I don't use that. I still don't.
I still disagree.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I don't think that studies right, because more people are
drinking on a Friday or Saturday than they are on
a Wednesday. I think, if you I'm not arguing this,
this is not the point to argue. I mean, if
you just statistically speaking, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
There's a song from Tracy Lawrence. It goes, you find
out who your friends are, and it's basically like times
are good everybody's friend times are bad. Ah, maybe those
friends don't jump around, maybe they're not like, hey, buddy,
that happened to me yesterday. I really found out how
my friends were. So I don't know what happened. What
do we forget to do? Huh? Obviously if you guys
don't know you at a friend huh?
Speaker 8 (04:58):
Oh what did we do?
Speaker 5 (05:00):
No friends are anybody show up as your friend?
Speaker 9 (05:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Huh oh somewhere did yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Because because how.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
It's got to be with your foot right. Nope, I
had a bad day yesterday on social I first like
apologize to yesterday's show. My foot hurts so bad it
was hard for me to focus more than fifteen seconds
at a time. And so if I if I was
drunk yesterday, it wasn't on pain pills. It was just
in pain. I was fighting through it. I did. I
tapped my foot a lay did a lot better today.
Oh it was a bad day. No, that's not why.
Speaker 8 (05:27):
Oh man, Well, I'm just yeah, I'm glad I was
there for you.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
No, he was, none of you were None of you
were there for me. What may we don't know what
it is exactly. You didn't even notice. Oh so last night, No, Well,
my Instagram story I posted, Hey, our heat went out
in our house and it's below thirty degrees and so which,
by the way, I guess when you turn the heat
on for the first time, it then reminds itself it
(05:50):
needs to break. So we're like, man, the temperature is
the horizon as we've turned the heat on, keeps going down.
Huh huh. And so I posted Instagram stories like well sucks.
I Kaitlyn had like eleven twelve friends text her to
be like, you, guys lost your heat. You want to
come stay at our house? I had one friend text
me no, yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
And they'll check your stories. I didn't see it.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Well check my story if my friend.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
But what in the world like you keep this place
like an ice box? I probably thought you would love.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
It there, Steve. Yeah, Well, here's here's the science experiment
I want to do. I want to fire everybody here
and see if they stay with my friends, and a
one year if they're my friends, will bring them back.
All right, let's do it. All right, everyone please leave.
One person, my friend Nick text me and he said,
you guys, can more. You're more than walk going to
come stay at our house? Oh? Nick Instagram?
Speaker 5 (06:46):
Yeah yeah, because I didn't check it.
Speaker 10 (06:52):
Can you see if you yeah, you could go.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Also, if I had seen it, I was texting with
your wife last night, so I totally would have said something.
But I didn't see it.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I wasn't sad your friends, Ah, what time was this?
Speaker 5 (07:08):
But also, let's see if we leave and you're still
friends with us? What like you just said, test if
we're still friends with you vice versa.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Well unfair to say why? Well, I would think my
actions have led to uh, hopefully you guys feeling different about.
Speaker 8 (07:29):
I mean, we loved him in the cold. We did
leave in the cold.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I wrote sixteen hours ago. Okay, that was Eddie, figure
that out. Okay, so twelve twelve would have been that's
exactly how you do it, that's right, So eight and
then my clock nailed it, so it was six oh
four adam time. I gave him too much credit.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
So at four pm you put that yeah, four oh
dang troubling news.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Cold temperatures tonight, possibly snow, and our heat went out
and I got one text my friend Nick, right, and
he's like you come stay with us.
Speaker 8 (08:01):
Oh, man, I got off Instagram in three fifty five.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
So all your heat is out. You're walk them at
our house if you want to come stay anyway, that's all.
So what you do? Did you say it? Nick? No?
I just slept in the cold and shivered me timbers.
Like Amy said, though you do like the cold, Yep,
it's different. It's very cool. Yeah. I was like fifty
two in our room last night.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
So winds are gonna get fixed today between three and five.
Oh do you need to yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Come over, man, No, my car's warm. Also, the story
came out today, and sleep in your cars, thanks man.
During the winter, the US Department of Energy says you
should set your thermostat to sixty eight degrees when you're awake,
and when you're asleeper out of the house you should
drop it even lower. Every winter, the same debate pops up.
How warm should you keep your house when it starts
(08:49):
getting cold? Do you grab a blanket first or do
you go straight to the thermostat? Which kind of person
are you? I'm a blanket first guy, because I don't
mind chili. I don't want that to be confused with
the freezing We were last night unsafe. I would even say, uh,
there's a magic number for your thermostat in the winter.
Sixty eight degrees is the sweet spot when you're awake.
(09:12):
Because let me think about this. What you put on here?
You have it on heat sixty eight.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Okay, this is helpful. I was actually curious about this
the other day.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Very different than cool sixty eight, very much. Do not
do that? Well, No, we sleep on that. We sleep
on cool sixty four at this time this time, you
can't do cool because it'll drop the lover of the fifties.
It's like not having heat on. Yeah, we have fireplace
and we were gonna leave it on all night last
night in our bedroom. That's bad. But then I thought,
I don't want to die, like wake up and our
room be on fire.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
Yeah, okay, but that happens, stay gas or would I'll
do an impression of me last night? This is.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Ed Amy. They didn't, they didn't, they didn't take that's
me last night.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Oh man, I'm sorry.
Speaker 11 (09:57):
You find out who freends are freezing at home? Mad nut,
need a blinke and need a friend? Just come over
tonut find out who your friends are. I wouldn't come
over anyway, don't worry.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yeah, no, I can't be your excuse.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
No, my excuse is I didn't see the story.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
That's definitely mine too.
Speaker 12 (10:16):
Man.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Well, I'm gonna say this. When you guys pop up
on my stories, I go to it immediately, have it.
I have an alert set up. Amy just posted and
you go see what it is exactly. You guys can
call us eight seven seven seventy seven Bobby, doesn't matter.
It shouldn't be about that, but it can be about
anything you've heard us talk about. Any question you have,
eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby, that's our number. I'm
(10:38):
gonna go to Constance in Florida because she has an
age gap story. But we were talking a second ago
about there's this girl. She's like, Hey, my dad just
married my friend from middle school, and you know, the
dad was at Twin Peaks and the middle school friend
was like waiting tables there, so it wasn't like.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
As an adult now yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Yeah, And we were just like, man that At first,
I was like, not weird because she's almost thirty he's
fifty four. Then Amy was like, yeah, but it's the
same age as a daughter, Like that's our stepmom.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Yes, that gives it an extra thing to process.
Speaker 13 (11:13):
And I was like, he probably gave her a ride
to somewhere like when they're back in the day, Like sure, you.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Know, with his daughter. Yeah. So so we had that conversation,
but Constance, would you please tell me your version?
Speaker 7 (11:25):
So I was bartunding and this man walked into the
bar and we just started talking and both of us
were single, and he said one night, he was like,
you're about what, thirty thirty five And I was like no,
I'm like twenty eight and he's like, oh, He's like, you're.
Speaker 9 (11:41):
Never going to go for me.
Speaker 7 (11:42):
I'm fifty. Come to find out, a year later, we
are married. We're playing on buying a house, and we
just got married last month. So it does happen, and
it's very weird. But like once everybody kind of realizes that,
like age is just a n it's everyone's just okay
with it.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I don't mind the age part, Like I'm telling you
twenty eight and fifty, that to me not that crazy.
It's it's where do the kids fall in?
Speaker 5 (12:09):
Yeah, Like like you're not friends with his daughter, right?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Are you from old? Are his kids older than you?
Speaker 7 (12:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (12:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (12:17):
So were two oldest are older than me. One is
thirty four and one is thirty two, and then he
has a fifteen year old and I have a three
year old.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Oh okay, look I've said a thousand times weird does
not mean wrong.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Also, age is just a number. Only works.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
It's age is over the numbers. It doesn't put you
in jail. Legal, yes, yes, yes, so we get what
you're saying.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Yeah, yeah, we're happy for you.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
I'm super supportive of you. Yeah, and I think you
can find somebody, find that person that rocks. Our only
thing was that's got to be an odd dynamic for
the thirty two year old whenever the kid of your
husband is older than you because you're now their step mom,
they're younger than them stepmom legally, right.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
Yep. It was definitely, I mean, it was definitely a
shock to everybody, and it took a couple of months
for like everyone to just realize, like, okay, this is
a little weird, but you know, if it works, it's
all good for you. Guys, Like we're well support it.
But yeah, I know it's definitely I mean, like you
have emotions and everything, so that's okay, But you know,
once everything got passed. It was I mean, his son
(13:22):
came down for our wedding, it was great.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I think that the age thing isn't really that weird
either in comparison to some of the other age things
that we hear, Like I am almost twelve years older
than my wife. The difference is her dad is still
twenty years older than me, because you know, because my mom,
for example, if it had been the other way around,
my mom was fifteen when she got pregnant with me,
and if that was Caitlin's parents, they were fifteen, it
(13:46):
had been like we're the same. We got to a
high school basically the same year. Like that had been odd,
but we'd gotten through it. So I'm all for you
guys loving each other and having a great family. But
it's kind of weird but doesn't mean wrong. Doesn't mean legal. Now,
sometimes illegal is weird, but this is not that. So
when we go weird, I don't want you to think
we're saying it's wrong, because I don't think it's wrong.
I think it's awesome. But yeah, that that dynamic could
(14:08):
be odd. All right, Uh who is this? Well, uh,
this is my step mom. Well she's younger than you. Yeah,
she married my dad.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
I mean that was for my half brother and half sister.
That was their relationship with my stepmom for years because
she was like their age, Like I remember your dad was.
I know, so this is my dad's fourth wife. And
my sister and I were, you know, still in junior
high high school, but my half brother and sister they
were grown. And one time my brother brought a girlfriend
(14:38):
for dinner and the girlfriend was older than my dad's wife. Like,
because that's how the that's how close they were in age.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
I've kind of lost all that you said there about ages,
but yeah, it's all kind of I get it.
Speaker 8 (14:49):
This is crazy.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
It was.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
Now I'm thinking about it, I'm like the situation this
girl is in. That was my half brother and sister.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Thank you, Constance. I hope it works out. It's awesome. We
by I want you to hear this from my mouth.
We're in no way judgmental. I am not anyway of you.
I think it's awesome. It's just we were just talking
about the dynamic of the kids.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
Yeah, it's definitely weird. But like I said, you guys
are great. I love this show. You guys are all
real and it makes it so much better.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Thank you very much, have a great rest of the day.
Speaker 9 (15:15):
Thank you for calling YouTube.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
All right, byeye, let's go over to Tim in North Carolina.
Who's on the phone. Tim, you're on the show.
Speaker 9 (15:23):
Hey, Bobby's morning studio. So back, that's the beginning of
the year. You put in and said that you had
a prediction that somebody on the show was going to
do something. I was wondering if you had an update
on that, if it happened, or if I missed something.
Speaker 8 (15:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Yeah, And so we do a second show, and I
don't expect everybody to hear it, but on our podcast
feed if you go search for the Bobby Bone Show.
We've talked about this, as they would say, ad nauseum,
because what I did is I put a prediction in
an envelope and it's been over a year. It's been
way over a year, and I said, this is going
to happen. There's no reason for me to think this
is going to happen, but I'm making a prediction. I
sealed it, I wrote the date on it. I handed
(16:01):
it over to Mike d All. This is accurate, no
magic trick. There was a point where I realized I
no longer could open that envelope because from whoever I
was predicting it about wasn't good for them anymore. So
I told Mike, and I said on the podcast, I
can never open this envelope. And to prove that I
wasn't lying, we spun the wheel, put everybody on it, Amy, Lunchbox, Morgan, Eddie, Scuba,
(16:22):
Steve and whomever it landed on got to read the
envelope and verify that what I was saying was true.
And it landed on me. Yes, and you read in
the envelope yeah, And if I were to put that out,
it probably wouldn't have been good, probably not, and wouldn't
have would you have stood? Would you have made the
same decision I made after making that prediction that was right?
(16:42):
But I can't reveal it. Maybe in years, Maybe in
years I can years. I feel like I don't say
too much. You spoil every movie on TV.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Show, So just I know, I'm trying not to even
look make eye contact with anybody while I talk like, yeah,
I think that you made the right decision and that
eventually yeah, I made You could say something. Timeline's up
to you.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
One time we had a similar incident where Amy got
something mailed to her and she was like, Oh, I
want to talk about it, And we had this whole
plan to talk about it, and then we got on
the air and we're like, I don't think we could
talk about this because we had teased it. It was
not a bit to do the dragging it out because
we thought we would never talk about it.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
Honestly, that's probably when my true fear of retaliation came up.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yeah, And so we didn't and I apologized to the audience.
I said, hey, we can't share this. We wanted to,
we teased it, we can't share it now because now
it is dangerous. Turns out someone had mailed Amy heroin. Yeah,
and years later we got to talk about it, and
Amy had stopped using heroin at this point.
Speaker 14 (17:40):
Right.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
First of all, it wasn't said to me. It was
accidentally put in my mailbox at the UPS store, because
that's where I have a mailbox. And I don't know
how the mix up happened, but I do think let's
go ahead and take the actual store out of it.
I don't know the core. I think they were running
like it was like a ring, like a like an
(18:03):
employee there. This was like a the way they moved product.
If you will, if we will, and we do. Somehow
it got put in my box and when we went
to pick up a bunch of boxes one day, brought
the boxes homexes crazy. It was bricks that I think
that's what they call it.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Well it's good for us, that's how we can see
what it is. Yeah, bricks. You had bricks of heroin
at your house, and I mean I.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
Had all like during because of what was going on
in my life at the time, Like we had all
kinds of crazy theories, and I was like, what is happening?
Speaker 2 (18:36):
And Amy's never used heroin? I was to joke by me.
I just want to make sure because sometimes people will
not address like none of you guys said ha ha,
that's funny, but we all knew it wasn't true. So
you didn't use heroin, correct. Yeah. So that was another one.
Another one was lunchbox and I bought a storage unit
and so we do we ever? Do we ever? We did?
Speaker 5 (18:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
We said, yeah, you guys said it. So we bought
the storage unit. We all shoes and you know, shirts
and all the stuff, and then there was like weapons
in there. And we didn't say it first because we
don't want them to come after us. So a lot
of times it's a safety issue. So Tim one day.
But the reason I can't share what's in that envelope,
(19:17):
it very much is heroin and guns. Again, no, not that,
but saying that kind of deal. Yeah, so I was
correct about my prediction, but I cannot share what it
is right now. Maybe at a future date. But this
is not a bit just to drive people crazy, I promise.
Speaker 9 (19:34):
Awesome, that's what I was looking for, Thank you guys.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
But I was right looking back, I did not handle
the heroin thing.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Well, why did you start selling it? You start using it?
Speaker 5 (19:43):
No, you know I did it?
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Stuff with that.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
No, imagine she's slinging rocks. We don't know why she's
on the corner in front of the building. She's got
little bags always like falling out of her pockets.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
Didn't Tim come over? And then we just like Tim's
head of security, there was something? Was it that thing
or was there another thing where he had to come over?
And like, oh what did Tim have to come? Remember
he like met my ex husband by a dumpster and there.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Was a box, do you remember, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
We thought it was a bar.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
There's been so much weird because we've done this show
for a long time, and I know you're listening. You're like,
they got to be like twenty seven years old. No,
we're older than that, and we've been together for twenty
plus years.
Speaker 5 (20:22):
We're so old. We can't remember exactly how we handled something.
Speaker 8 (20:24):
You can't remember the fact that you can't remember how
you handled Heroin.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Oh I know, I know.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
How I handled it. I don't know that. I want
to fully say. It wasn't the time Tim met my
ex husan by a dumpster. That was something else. That
was for like, No, that was we thought it was
We thought it was a bomb.
Speaker 8 (20:42):
Why would Tim?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
But why are you whispering? I'm across the room from you.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
It feels sensitive where the touch you because it feels sensitive.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Okay, So that's all of that. This has been a
wild ride just in general. But we thank you for
the call. A lot of people wonder that I'm not
kicking the can. I'm saying right now the can has
been picked up, put in my pocket, and one day
maybe I'll bring the can out again. Thank you. Call
us if you want eight seven, seven seventy seven, Bobby,
(21:14):
We love calls like that, because we probably wouldn't have
thought of that on our own. So if there's anything
like that question eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby, I'm
not as sin Bob.
Speaker 12 (21:31):
Here's the question to be.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Well, Hello, Bobby Bonones. My husband and I have been
together for over ten years, but things have been rocky lately.
We're trying to give each other space to figure out
whether we can fix it or not what's been going wrong.
But with the holidays coming up, both of our families
are expecting us to show up to all the usual
events together. I'm not ready to give up on us,
but I'm worried that being glued together through every family
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gathering will only make things worse. I was thinking we
could come up with excuses and go to some events
and not go to others, and maybe that would take
the pressure off. What should we do fake it for
the family and make it seem like everything's okay or not?
Go at all your thoughts, Amy, I'll go over to you.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
So I'm assuming they don't have kids, well, because if
you did, you have to do you show up at
the family stuff and you fake it.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
I think they if they've been together for over ten years.
I just give kids.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
I feel like they would say, because you could be
right in all address. If you have kids, then like
if the cousins are there and there's whole family stuff
going on, and then you're gonna take them out of it.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Like my ex husband and I.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
Did a year of couple's therapy during our separation, and
so we were trying to figure stuff out. And then
also we still celebrated holidays like that Christmas, I remember
being with his parents, our kids, and that was because
that was important to us.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Family is important to us.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
So y'all have to look at your situation and way
what's good for you and your mental health, your relationship together.
Don't cancel everything, but it might be good for y'all
to go have some holiday cheered together or something, and
then you don't have to do every single thing that's
on the calendar. Though, And then does any of your
family not know, like our family's new, Not everybody's as
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close to their family I know. And also not everybody's
as close to like that second and third layer.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Of the family.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
True.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
I think if you have kids, you do have to
fake it a little bit. I think if you don't,
don't go to crap.
Speaker 15 (23:33):
Yeah, but don't you think it could be no holiday?
Is holidays almost so magical. Let's go and do it
because it's the holidays will bring us together. It kind
of feels like, hey, let's have a kid, it will
bring us together.
Speaker 7 (23:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Well yeah, but this is way less commitment.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Yeah, it's like a stress on the relationship though, right,
unless you're like in a really good place. I think
the holidays are going to make it harder. You have
to hang out with people you don't like. From the
other side, I mean.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
Yeah, that's assuming that you're the things you're going to
have a negative impact on you. Like I would look
at some of that stuff as being like, oh, this
could be really good for us to go. So it
really is circumstantial, Like don't I don't know enough information
about their relationships.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
To good luck.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
I think if you have kids, you do fight through
it and you have to fake and show up to
some stuff. If you don't, you can get out of
You're an adult.
Speaker 13 (24:20):
Is the concern that, like, if you don't show up
to things, the family is going to start thinking, oh,
there's trouble in paradise.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Yeah yeah, yeah, you're an adult. Yeah, stop worrying about
what other people think about your relationship. Yeah, and then
you can figure it out. I don't think that the
holidays are a good time to figure anything out.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Yeah, somebody else want to like if you do?
Speaker 2 (24:38):
If it is sort of magical, so abnormal that it's
not reality one way or the other, like.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Cold and cuddly and like cucoa.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
I never want to cuddle with somebody that I just
want to sting though. And you're talking about a movie.
All right, that's our advice. Good luck with that. Merry Christmas?
All right, close it up, all right, drum wroll. We
please have a big personal announcement.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
What let me get sure my headphones?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
You doing something over there? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (25:07):
Well they sometimes the sound goes out, but I want
to be able to hear this.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
You don't want to miss this. Oh boy, So the
announcement is but it's not me that has the announce
Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh. What what the announcement is? Abby?
What do you want to say?
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Okay, I'm engaged.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Gosh, look at that.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
I have a ring a diamond congratulation.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
So let's go what She's obviously kept this private and
secret until now so tell us, tell us, I don't
know anything, so tell me everything.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
So it was Saturday that it happened, and he was
acting like pretty normal, but he was doing like subtle
things throughout the day that now that I look back, Well,
for one thing, he asked kind of about my nails,
like I took my nail polish off, and he's just like, so,
what what color are you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
I'm like, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
Home where you know lookil No, not at all, but
they looked bad, So I'm glad I did do that.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Does he ever ask about your nails ever? No? And
that didn't put you onto it at all.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
No, just because I took it off. And then I
was like, good thing, I took my nails off. See
they look better. I just need to paint them. And
then that's when he was like, oh what color? So
and then he was playing like a playlist that he
has songs that like make remind me of him of
me that he was playing like in the car, and
I was like, oh, okay, interesting. But then he was like, okay,
get ready for dinner, like an early dinner at like
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four point thirty, and I'm like, that's so early Okay. Anyway,
come to find out, he wanted me to be able
to see the ring, you know, like.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
It was outside.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. And then he was like,
do you want to take a guess where we're going?
And I actually guessed where we were going because it
was our first date spot, but I don't know why
I thought of that. So anyway, we're walking and we're
where was your.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
First date spot like on a hill or something or restiant?
Speaker 4 (27:12):
No, it was a restaurant, yeah, yeah, in twelve South.
And so I remember like the first time I saw
him on our date, like because we met on a
nap and so the first time I saw him, he
was standing by a trash can, and so I always
remember this like moment when I walked by, I'm like, oh,
I remember meeting you for the first time. And I
guess I brought that up a lot. And so we
get to that spot and he like pulls me off
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to the side and I'm like, oh, this is weird,
and he like gives me a hug and then he
starts saying all this, and then I just like it
was a blur after that, Like basically.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
I knew as soon as you realize what was happening. Yes,
but I'm like no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
I just started going like blacking out. And then he
was like so abby and then he like got down.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
On my knee and he's like will you marry me?
Speaker 4 (27:55):
And I'm like, oh my gosh, and I like freak out.
I didn't know what to do. I didn't know what
to do with my hands. And then there was a
couple like walking by and they're like, you want your picture,
so they took our picture and he didn't put the.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Ring on yet.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
Like we're standing there and he has the ring in
the box and.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
I was just like standing there.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
I didn't know what to do. And then he's like, Abby,
you gotta put let me put the ring on.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
So that's all.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
You know what's crazy?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
If you try to think back, do you know what
he said?
Speaker 4 (28:20):
It was kind of like, you know, we've the past
two years we've had we've made some amazing memories, and
I know this spot right here is a special spot
for you.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
When did it hit you that this is happening?
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Basically when he was like and I want this spot
to become even more special, and I was like, oh, okay,
pretty good. And then then when he went so abby
and then.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
Yeah, I'm like, oh man, this is real.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
I did like.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Immediately, So so so what do you get. Do you
still go to dinner? Yeah, we did, because you got
to make calls and texts and facetimes and stuff.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Yeah, we didn't. We just went right into dinner and
then we went up to the He made a reservation,
but he was like, do you guys have more of
like a special spot because we just got engaged.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
They're like, oh, that's awesome.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
So they put us like out by the fire. It
was kind of out on the outdoor patio and no
one was out there the whole time.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
And then they brought champagne.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
They did, yeah, like a glass of champagne.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Did your parents know what was going to happen?
Speaker 4 (29:26):
He asked them like two months ago or a month ago,
So no, they didn't know when it was going to happen,
but he did ask them.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
He played it right like ask forever ago, because then
everybody kind of forgets.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Then did you know when he asked them?
Speaker 5 (29:40):
No?
Speaker 1 (29:41):
I didn't at all. Huh huh.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
So do you call them while you're sitting at dinner?
Like are you just furiously, like like calling it all
your friends.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
I waited till I got home.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
I was like, let's just I don't know.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
I wait, I know, I don't either, but I was
so I couldn't believe it. I still like, can't. I
looked down. I'm like, wow, that's so Yeah. I got
home and I FaceTime my mom and it was so
funny because her jaw was like on the floor for
five she just didn't She was like, Oh, I like
your shirt, it's like shiny or whatever, and I'm like
holding it and I'm like closer to the camera.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
She's like, oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
So that was cool.
Speaker 5 (30:13):
That's fun.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Yeah, I'm really excited.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Do you guys have an idea of when you want
to get married? Not really, no, rush, that's just the
question you ask.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Yeah, probably like end of next year or twenty twenty seven.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Yeah, that was so rush.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
But yeah we haven't.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
But yeah, congratulations than you.
Speaker 10 (30:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
No, I'm super happy for Abby.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
It's so cute, like typical Abby that she's like and
then I've blacked out.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
Yep, it's like easy turvy all over again.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
Oh yeah, No, this has been something I think you've
wanted for a long time. Like you didn't know for
sure it was going to be this guy, but you
finally found him.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Yeah, he's like, how do you feel. I'm like, well, it's.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
Surreal because I actually didn't think this would ever happen
in my life.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Do you keep looking down your hand over and over again? Yes? Yeah,
I love it. Oh yeah, I can't stop.
Speaker 14 (31:04):
It's shining. That's cool, like my only diamond. Now she
can put a picture upcause she've been hiding it from us. Yeah, yeah,
now she can put a picture up. Congratulations, Abbie, we're
super happy for you.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Thank you. It's time for the good news.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
So picture it.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
It's a Saturday night and you're getting married, and then
you're on your way home from your wedding celebration and
you see a car crash and a man then laying
on the road.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Oh man, it's your wedding night.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
I don't want a picture this anymore. Make me a
picture of something I don't like, right, well.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Shout out to Heather Sherbert.
Speaker 5 (31:39):
It was her wedding night and she's also a nurse,
so she did what she does best. She cared for others.
She cared for the man lying in the road. Instinctially
she went over. She wanted to see if his vitals
were you know, okay they weren't, and she just put
him first and stayed with him until first responders were.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Able to get there.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
How fortunate, well was he after the wreck? I don't
know why, but that a nurse pulled up and then
also you you might have thought you died because someone
in a white dress.
Speaker 11 (32:06):
Bail is like, I've got you, angel, Yes, am I
going to heaven?
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Now? Dude, you're going to the regional clinic.
Speaker 16 (32:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Or you're like, oh, man, she saved my life. Now
I want to marry her. Oh too late, too late,
like hours too late.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
What's her name?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Heather Schubert.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Heather Schubert. Man, that's a good one. That is what
it's all about. That was telling me something good. You
missed the show earlier. Our very own abby got engaged.
We're super excited for her. I have an engagement story
as well, not for me, but sometime I saw on
TikTok and so the whole thing was this girl. She
said her dad is engaged in one of her friends
from middle school.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Oh that was weird.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Okay, So I'm gonna play you this. She shared the
story about how her dad is engaged again one of
her friends from when they were in Like, what's that
seventh grade? Eighth grade together?
Speaker 17 (32:51):
Yeah, my dad got engaged to one of my friends
from middle school. She's too much younger than me. I'm
twenty eight years old, my dad is fifty four years old.
They met back in May or June. I can't remember
which one. She worked at Twin Peaks. My dad liked
to go up there and eat. She asked him one day,
aren't you Fallon's dad. Of course he said yes. They
became friends on Facebook. The next thing I know, he
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said he was not going to take her out, just
out of respect for me. He thought that that was
crossing a line. But I guess he changed his mind
because then the next thing I know, they're going out.
And then I think, like a month later, they got engaged. Well,
so they've been engaged for a while. I've had time
to kind of get used to the idea. But again,
is it still weird?
Speaker 5 (33:32):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (33:34):
What are your thoughts?
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Yeah, that would be really weird.
Speaker 5 (33:38):
I'd handle it better if he just told me out
of the gate. I'd like to take her out instead
of like acting like he wasn't going to take her
out and then he.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Does a one to eighty on you.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Maybe he didn't know he wanted to, or maybe he
did know how to say it.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
I circle back, is it?
Speaker 8 (33:52):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (33:53):
But fifty four and twenty eight is not that crazy,
And if you live in a small town, it's not
like there's a humongous dating pool. Now again, it's that
there's a definite age gap. Fifty four and twenty eight
is depth. Oh, they're a way crazy one, Like she's
basically thirty. Yeah, she's basically thirty.
Speaker 5 (34:11):
The problem is she's the same age as I's daughter's.
That's what makes it WEIRDD it's weird if you're you're
soon to be stepmom or stepmom is your age or younger.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
I'm slowly being convinced, so.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
It's not so much about the age gap.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
It's it's it's the same age as your kid, yes,
and that she knows your kid small town though.
Speaker 13 (34:33):
Yeah, but like you got to think you probably met
her when she was in middle school at so weird.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
So you okay, so we're figuring all the ways this
is weird. So you and I didn't think about it
like that because all I saw was fifty four and
twenty eight, and I said, that's a gap, but I'm
not going to be judgmental of that. However, you bring
up a great point same age as I'm not.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
I'm not judgmental, Like he can do what he wants,
but that's what makes it harder.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
The process doesn't mean wrong, right, So.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Yeah, it just it takes a little longer to take
it in.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
And then yours is since he knew her as a kid,
but he may not have known her as a kid,
and maybe he.
Speaker 13 (35:04):
Gave him a ride, you know, like she was probably
in the backseat of the car taking in the skate center.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
At some point. That's where it makes it weird. You're right,
that's where it makes it weird. Okay, But weird is
not illegal and or wrong all the time, right, I
don't know. Let people live, love us love. But I'm
convinced it's a little weirder than I thought initially, because yeah,
if your step mom is your age, that's bizarre.
Speaker 5 (35:30):
And I mean he took her out and then a
month later they're engaged.
Speaker 17 (35:36):
Dying.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
That sounds like you guys like I'm going to be
seventy five and have nobody so and also like a
twenty eight year old likes me who worked at Twin Peaks, right,
you know what that means. Yeah, she probably had large
peaks because she worked.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
At Yeah, I know that, but I don't think it
means they have to be.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
But I would still say that they look for people
that have that.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
I thought this was just all female.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Yah. Yeah, but they wear they wear skimpy clothes. So
they because I think it's called twin Peaks though, because
that's what they try to fill their weight staff with
peaks Peaks. Okay, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, okay, anyway,
I wish them well. All right, So this is super expensive.
This is the Sam Adams Utopia. So we got this online.
(36:27):
Is that the strong beer? Yeah, it's thirty percent alcohol
by volume like normal is four percent. Wow, this is
thirty percent. And so the price is two hundred and
forty dollars. What dang dude, just for this? How big?
Oh it looks like it looks like an earn. That's
(36:49):
really cool. It looks like a piece of the game. Sorry, yeah,
a big, massive piece. So this is a Sam Adams Utopia.
Let's go two hundred and forty dollars. And so who
wants some.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
I do.
Speaker 8 (37:05):
I want a little bit of that.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
We are the glasses, and then I'll let you guys
compete to how we compete in Well, I got a little.
We'll do a little game. Oh boy.
Speaker 8 (37:13):
But and then the winner gets it has to drink
all of it.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
No, no, no, you can. You can have a little.
All we're doing is right now, do any text my wife,
you kick me out. You can just have a little.
You can have a little taste. Well, Winter gets a
little taste. Okay, So because we're gonna do some reddles here,
So Amy, do you want to? Amy get in on this?
What do you talk? You don't want to, don't worry
about it. Amy, you win, they don't get it.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Well, they really want to taste it.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
So I mean, but you can play, ok but if
you win, they don't get it.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
In Yeah, I want in.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Okay, of course, here we go. If you missed it,
if you missed the reddle, you're out. You want to
go first? Yep? Okay, I have lots of teeth, but
never bite. Slid me through your hair to tidy it?
Speaker 3 (38:01):
Right?
Speaker 2 (38:02):
I come, it's good, easy, all right? Good? So she
takes a drink. No, everyone you're getting right. You get
a drink. Everybody's drinking it. I don't even know how
to open this thing? Is it up here? Well? Don't don't? No, no, no, no, don't.
What do you mean? Cat? Do you have an opener' scuba?
Try twist suffers? Oh yeah, maybe a pop art twist? Yeah,
(38:25):
with your teeth. It doesn't smell like whiskey, but it
smells strong like whiskey smells strong. Let's go, Oh boy,
all right, Next up, lunchbox. I can tell you where
you are and where to go without saying a word.
What am I?
Speaker 14 (38:45):
What?
Speaker 2 (38:46):
I can tell you where you are and where to
go without saying a word. What am I?
Speaker 3 (38:51):
You can tell me where I am and where to
go without saying a word. Oh a math, correct, Morgan.
I come in different shapes. Peel me back and attach
me to make art shine.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Oh okay, you come in different shapes. Oh, peel my
back and attach me to make art shine. Come in
different shapes and you peel my back to.
Speaker 4 (39:20):
Oh, it's a cover of a it's a gloss cover
that goes on a picture frame. I don't know that
it's called that, though you peel it back.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Answer A cover a book incorrect, guys, I don't know
this was stupid. Stickers.
Speaker 5 (39:37):
I mean stickers popped into my head. But I was like,
no way, it's stickers, Like too easy?
Speaker 2 (39:41):
Yeah, I didn't really understand it. Next that I come
out at night without being called, and I disappear in
the day without being stolen. What am I called and stolen?
I come out at night without being called and disappear
in the day without being stolen? What am I? Darkness?
(40:06):
What'd you say?
Speaker 3 (40:07):
Moon?
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Moon stars? Yeah? Account, Oh my gosh. Can I get
a snip of it? I really wanted a drink. I'm sorry, everybody.
Am I gonna see me? Don't throw the game?
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Dang it?
Speaker 2 (40:23):
You thought about that. That's the questions they of the
game integrity. Amy, I didn't expect that from you. You
would get to take a sip, but I don't want
you to throw it. I'm gonna Amy. You can make me,
but you can't see me. What am I?
Speaker 4 (40:40):
Hum?
Speaker 2 (40:41):
You can make me but you can't see me? What
am I?
Speaker 1 (40:51):
You can make me but you can't see me. You
can make me, but you can't see me.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
Five seconds?
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Okay? What carbon dioxide?
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Can I steal the wind?
Speaker 16 (41:09):
No?
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Right now.
Speaker 5 (41:12):
Noise and you don't see it.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
It's noise, noise. Tammy's breathing into the my own. I
thought I was a promise, all right. Next up, The
faster you run, the harder it is to catch me. Lunchbox,
what is it? Yeah? Go ahead, Yeah, Bobby, hand over
that bottle. Baby, that's so weird.
Speaker 3 (41:39):
I didn't mean to say, baby, go ahead, your breath.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
It's harder to catch your breath. The faster than you on,
harder to catch you. You're gonna say, baby, that's what
you were gonna say, Bobby. Baby Again, I didn't mean to,
but now I'm sticking with it. The answer is Brett.
That is.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
I promise. I didn't No, I didn't throw it. I
did not know it.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
You threw it.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
I didn't throw it.
Speaker 7 (42:07):
You didn't it.
Speaker 5 (42:08):
You didn't know it.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
No one knew it. There's one, all right, drink drink
from the Golden shallow?
Speaker 5 (42:14):
Can Can I smell it?
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Since I was second place before?
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Yes, thank you, just in case. Oh my goodness, take
that like it's a dark It's like, all right, give
it her one.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
I want to smell it like it's the two hundred.
Oh my gosh, oh I'm so glad I lost. I
have goose bumps.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
Go ahead, give it one, go to your desk. Oh
my gosh, are you ready?
Speaker 8 (42:47):
You want to calm me down?
Speaker 2 (42:48):
What is the bubbly toes?
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Ready?
Speaker 2 (42:52):
Go two and forty dollars. You just took a sip, dude,
it's really not passed back you revere.
Speaker 3 (43:04):
Yeah, the little sip was all right. The big chog
a little bit different. Wow, we need to call you
a driver.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
No, not a driver.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
But yet it's only available in thirty five states because
states have lost banning beer with such a high alcohol.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
Okay, that little sip, you know, I think that's a sip. R.
I don't needs to take it down like that.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Are we done with a bottle? Or are we gonna? Wow?
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Bbby? You should let Eddie try it.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Okay, Oh that's a lot. Oh boy, there you go,
give it a drink. Cheers everyone. This is not a commercial,
by the way.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Oh boy, oh gosh, oh gosh, that's not a beer.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
That's a shot.
Speaker 10 (43:45):
That's a shot, dude, Morgan, take it down. I don't
get smell like that is not a beer, man.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
It was very thick. It's like a syrup.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
I told you like it.
Speaker 13 (44:03):
Oh, I mean, I don't mind it, but as a shot,
I wouldn't do much more.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
We gotta work, yeah, a little bit. Now, these are
crazy ways that people back in the day tried to
control the gender of their baby. So my wife's pregnant.
Now we're not trying to control crap. Just letting it
go because I don't think any of this stuff's true.
Like in the eighteenth century, men who seriously wanted a
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boy cut off their left testicle. WHOA, that's hardcore?
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Who that seems risky? Yeah, because like what's the medical
care back then or something like that.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
That probably was the greatest doctor saying that could prove
prove it didn't work. You didn't have the technology, so
somebody that was thought of a smart could say anything
and all of a sudden you believe them. How about
that because the left side was clearly where girls came from,
or so once it was gone, a man was biologically
incapable of having a girl. The theory was wrong. How
(44:57):
upset was the guy that got to cut off and
was like, oh my god, girl, Oh the first time
self castration. That's tough. Oh, the ends of loaves guarantee
a boy. Another theory claimed you can control the sex
of your baby by eating different parts of a loaf
of bread. Truly dedicated future parents would only eat the
(45:19):
ends of the loaves if they wanted a boy, and
if they wanted a girl, they would only eat the middles.
A lot of wasted bread around this time, weird If
they accidentally ate the middle of a loaf of bread,
all hope might not be lost, though, if you were
an ender and you accidentally eat the middle. Another theory
said the men who drink coffee right before getting busy
are more likely to have a boy because the coffee
(45:40):
would perk up the meal. People believe that this stuff
is that crazy. Next up, the ancient Romans suggested tying
up the family jewels instead of cutting it off. Tie
it up like wild So they did this for cattle too,
(46:03):
So yeah, they would do that. Aim your bed toward
the north if you want a boy, toward the south
if you want a girl. Funny. Until the seventeenth century,
many believe the direction of the wind, or even the
direction of your bed, controlled the sex of the baby.
(46:23):
Around all right, we're about to get busy. Here's one
about Parsley. Watch out for Parsley on your head and
stock up on goose grease. One of the most revered
medical authorities in history, the ancient Roman Gallon, claimed that
placing a black ribbon on a woman's left foot would
leave the conception of a girl. See, these are like
smart people who just say dumb crap and so you
believe it. He also warned about Parsley. If Parsley is
(46:47):
placed on a pregnant woman's head without her knowledge, her
baby sex will be determined by the first person with
whom she speaks. Okay, this is like men who really
wanted sons could hide out with Parsley waiting for the
right moment. He also suggested rubbing oman's body with goose
grease for two days and then doing it the next
day would result in a boy. People just do it
(47:08):
some mild stuff. Crazy.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
What is goose grease?
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Yeah, I've never heard of that. I would assume that
it's like kill a doc. Yeah, that goose fat, right right,
I would think. So, they still make goose grease. It
is the melted fat of a goose, historically used both
domestic medicine and cooking. Hide a spoon under the bed
(47:32):
if you want a girl many theories about choosing the
baby sex and for boys, but throughout much history girls
were more desirable and so they would put spoons under
the bed for a girl mentioned after drink cola to
have boys. There's a whole colon theory for a while,
carbonated beverage. Anyway, the whole castration one wins for me.
(47:53):
That's crazy. Oh, that's a commitments and when you don't
have it, you got Yeah, you got to be so mad.
You think that one's worse than tying them up? Yeah,
because you can always on tie it.
Speaker 8 (48:03):
Yeah, yeah, you can.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
You can always let down they cutting it off. Ain't
no going back from that one. It's time for the
good news, which lunchbox.
Speaker 3 (48:15):
This dude, Mirza in Iowa has a popular Facebook page
called Welcome to Des Moines, and he always asks for
donations so he can go out and surprise people in
the community. So Thanksgiving he heads the I hoop, sits down,
and Ashley Cruz is helping him out.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
What can I get for you today?
Speaker 3 (48:32):
Takes his order, serves him great great waitress. So Mirza
on the tip line writes twenty four one hundred dollars tip.
That's two thousand four hundred dollars, he said, two thousand
for you and four hundred dollars for your coworkers.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
Wow, Bam. Shout out to lunchbox as well. Nail that
why nailing des moin, desn Moin, dem Mooin. We've been
there a bunch.
Speaker 3 (49:01):
I've messed it up plenty of times that I've learned
that it's the moining, not des Moins.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
Yeah. Shout out to everybody involved. Ashley Cruz uh Mer
mersa COUTI. Yeah, welcome to the moin. May not have
pronounce that right, but you got the moin right. Good story,
that's what it's all about. That was telling me something good.
Speaker 12 (49:21):
Wake up, wake up in the mall and the radio
and the dogs ready in lunchbox. Mor game too, Steve Bran,
I'm trying to put you through this bock. He's running
this week's next bit. The Bobby's on the box, so
(49:42):
you know what is.
Speaker 7 (49:48):
The Bobby balls?
Speaker 2 (49:49):
And now time for the Morning Corny.
Speaker 5 (49:54):
The Morning Corny, What did one snowman say to the others?
Speaker 2 (49:58):
What one snowman and say to the others?
Speaker 1 (50:00):
Do you guys smell carrots on the nose?
Speaker 2 (50:09):
That was the Morning Corny Tuesday Reviews Day. I'll go first.
I've been watching a lot of movies because I have
not been very mobile after my ankle surgery. I watched
roof Man. Oh, yes, Channing Tatum true story about a
guy in the nineties who was Robin McDonald's and living
in a Toys r Us. It's pretty good. Yeah, yeah,
(50:30):
it's pretty good. Crazy story though, huh. And I looked
it all up afterward and did the whole How accurate.
I would say it's like seventy five percent accurate. And
Channing Tatum playing somebody you always think, man, there's no
way the person is anywhere near as good looking. The
guy's pretty good looking. It's looking yeah, like so I
give it four out of five. Toys at Toys r Us.
He also was living in a circuit city, but they
(50:51):
didn't want to have a real one, right, No, he
just dug a hole in Toys r Us in the
movie this is not the movie. But and he also
had like a place in a circuit city that was
next door. It's crazy, but he hid for it. I mean,
he was Robin stores and listen, crazy, it's crazy. It's
four out of five. I like Channing Tatum in the movie.
I don't just like Channing Tatum. I just really have
no feeling about it. He was great in it.
Speaker 13 (51:10):
So I went to a Walmart the other day and
I walked around.
Speaker 2 (51:12):
I was like, is there someone behind me? It's streaming
now so you can watch it. And then I watch
Nobody too. I watched Nobody Want. I told you guys
about it. Bob Odenkirk, you gets familiar with him, No,
mister show better call sauw Yes, yes, got it?
Speaker 14 (51:31):
It is.
Speaker 2 (51:32):
I would say it's like TMU john Wick, but it's
it's it's fun, it's great. If it's an hour and a.
Speaker 1 (51:38):
Half, like a cheap you mean a cheaper version of
john Wick.
Speaker 2 (51:41):
John Wick is. They spend a lot of money on
those movies and Keanu Ruds fights and it is. There's
a crazy scenes. This is just one of those movies.
It's all fighting. But Bob Odenkirk is like he is
an assassin, but you don't know because he's just like
a normal dude. I loved him. I love both of them.
I don't recommend for everybody. My wife didn't want to
watch it, but I'm gonna give that four duck boats
(52:02):
out of five, and so I watched Roofman and Nobody too.
I gave him both fours. Amy, do you watch anything?
Speaker 5 (52:07):
I did not finish anything, So can I have permission
to speak about something that I started?
Speaker 1 (52:13):
But only because you guys, we don't do it's not
a review.
Speaker 2 (52:16):
Okay, go ahead, but.
Speaker 5 (52:17):
Let's talk about it now because I started watching All
Her Fault because y'all.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
Talk about it.
Speaker 2 (52:21):
I did, Yeah you did. You're not going to finish it?
Speaker 1 (52:25):
No, I am.
Speaker 2 (52:27):
Ship's in it?
Speaker 5 (52:28):
Yeah, shive from succession. I don't want to say anything.
Speaker 1 (52:35):
You brought it up because.
Speaker 2 (52:36):
It's you can't do you can't. You can't do mid reviews.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
It's not a mid review. It's just it. You like it, right?
Speaker 2 (52:43):
I gave it pretty good?
Speaker 1 (52:44):
Would you give it?
Speaker 2 (52:45):
It was a little corny at times because they played
music over dramatic scenes, and I like when they don't
do that.
Speaker 5 (52:49):
That part doesn't bother me because I haven't really noticed
it like.
Speaker 2 (52:51):
Something dramatic also in a violin.
Speaker 1 (52:53):
I'm like, great, guys, it's so good.
Speaker 2 (52:57):
They're not reviewing it.
Speaker 5 (52:58):
I'm not, but like it's it's it's a follow up
to your recommendation. So thank you for telling me about it.
Speaker 16 (53:03):
It's a pecok, yeah anything. I watched the new new
season A Stranger Things. Best Netflix show of all time.
I give it four point five out of five.
Speaker 2 (53:12):
Aren't they like thirty now? They're all like in their twenties. Yeah,
mill Brown's like married with a kid now.
Speaker 16 (53:17):
I saw that Netflix crashed right when they put this out,
because they put it out all the episodes at once.
I watched it all in one sitting, saying I don't
want to be disrespectful and I'm not being a hater.
Speaker 2 (53:28):
Is it still good?
Speaker 16 (53:29):
It's still really good, like one of the best TV
villains of all time, Like everything about it is so
good that it felt like from the very beginning they
knew how they were going to end this show.
Speaker 2 (53:37):
So it feels very satisfying. And it's over.
Speaker 16 (53:39):
There's still two three episodes coming, but they just put
out this part right now, so there's three more episodes
coming and then the finale's like an hour and a
half like a movie.
Speaker 1 (53:47):
Basically wait, so it's not done yet.
Speaker 2 (53:51):
No, this this whole clock, this part of it is
maybe finish up, finish up over. On our podcast Tuesday
Reviews Day, Lobby Bone Show, Sorry Up, today.
Speaker 3 (54:06):
This story comes us from Tampa, Florida. Police got a
call about a man walking buck naked down the road. Said, yeah,
he's walking through the neighbor and he's buck naked. They
pull up and they find the man, like.
Speaker 2 (54:18):
What are you doing?
Speaker 8 (54:19):
He is like, TikTok challenge. Man, Oh, gotta do it.
Speaker 2 (54:23):
That's funny. I've not seen that TikTok challenge because you
can't put naked people on TikTok. There's no way that
was a real tike. That's what I'm saying, Like, he
just made that excuse up. But that's not an excuse.
It's gonna get you out of trouble though either.
Speaker 1 (54:35):
Are you singing on his toes?
Speaker 2 (54:38):
But that's not good toast?
Speaker 12 (54:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (54:40):
No, no, yeah.
Speaker 3 (54:40):
So so they said, sir, I don't care if it's
a TikTok challenge or not. You're walking around buck naked exactly,
and they arrested him for you know, exposure, disorderly conduct.
Speaker 2 (54:50):
You know that buck naked or butt naked. I believe
it is. It's buck, but also now works because it's
been said so much.
Speaker 3 (54:58):
I always thought it was butt, but the story says buck. Yeah,
so I said buck all right there you go. I'm Lunchbox.
That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 2 (55:06):
I hope you guys have a great rest of the day.
We will see you tomorrow, all right by everybody. The
Mommy Mom Shoe. The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced,
and sang by read Yarberry. You can find his instagram
at read Yarberry, Scuba Steve executive producer, Raymond head of Production.
(55:26):
I'm Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank
you for listening to the podcast.
Sitting.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Welcome to Tuesday Show More than Studio morning. All right's
go over and talk to Ricky and Austin. Ricky, good morning,
how are you good? How you doing pretty?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
God?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I'm gonnave a chance to win some prizes here. Now
I'm gonna ask the question. This game is called never
Gonna get it now. I want to ask the question.
You have a minute to think about it. If you
do this at all Stat Show, you'll most likely do
it on a Wednesday, right around seven pm. What is it?
Thatt'll be the question. So if you do it at all,
(00:42):
you know what. I'm not gonna judge. If you do
Stat Show, you'll most likely do this on a Wednesday,
right around seven pm. What is it? So, Ricky, You're
gonna have three chances here. So first of all, you
guess what do you think it is? M go to
the gym. Oh, it's tough. It's a little late, but
(01:06):
again you get a five o'clock job. Maybe he's playing
by the gym. That is not correct. Good guests, though,
if you do this at all, Stats Show, you're most
likely to do this on a Wednesday, right around seven pm.
What is it? Now? Ricky has missed number one. Now, Ricky,
you get to team up with two members of the
show here. They've all written answers down you guys all end? Yeah, yeah,
I mean, how do you feel about your answer?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
A pretty good out.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Of ten six Lunchbox, I feel great. I feel like
a ten out of ten. I feel like I nailed this. Morgan,
I feel like an eight out of ten.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I got a good one here, four out of ten.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I oh say not, man, that's not usually you. All right, Ricky,
pick two people here. I mean, I gotta go with
Lunchbox and Morgan. All right, if you do this at all,
stats show you're most likely to do this on a Wednesday,
right around seven pm. Lunchbox Wich answer TV Cheat.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Your spouse got hung up at work? You really want
to watch that show TV Cheat?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
It's pretty good, Morgan, it's good, but I had grab
a drink.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
It's the middle of a week.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
You know, you're you're feeling it, you're ready for Friday.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Oh that's good.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
That is really good. Only on a Wednesday, though.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Yeah, because like you're halfway through the weekday man, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
One of them dry.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
That's yeah, it's Morgan.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yay, Ricky, you nailed it. Dude, you picked one of
the two that got it. Morgan got it. The answer
is have a drink. I mean sometimes I want to
have a drink on Wednesday night. Yeah, why are you
still mad? Why do you have mad?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I'm confused because, like, aren't you more likely to have
a drink on a Friday or Saturday?
Speaker 5 (02:43):
No, it's on a Wednesday at seven pm, because you
like made it halfway through the week and you're trying
to survive.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, you said it.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Anytime during the week if you're gonna do this, this
is the time you would do it.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
Yeah, you didn't get it right. You don't have to
argue it because you didn't get it right. Noregon, you
are correct if you do this at all. Statue, you're
most likely to do this on a Wednesday, right around
seven pm. Have a drink, drink, wine, et cetera, because
I think wine's probably what people are drinking at home.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Most Yeah, a beer or beer. Yeah, yeah, that's a
good point. We're not big drinkers over our house. Hey, congratulations, Ricky,
we're gonna get your prize. Thanks for listening, ma'am. Thank you, man,
I appreciate it. Well, that was never going to get it?
That ended and she got it? You another shot at one?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Okay. More than half of all US teenagers have never
used one of these. Can you name it? Ricky's already one.
We'll see if you guys can get this one.
Speaker 7 (03:34):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
More than half of US teenagers have never used one
of these? What is it? I'm in Morgan two for two?
What do you got? I rode a map, lunchbox, home phone, Amy,
CD player, Eddie? How's phone? All wrong?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
It's something you have to pay for. I'm gonna give
you a clue. More than half of all US teenagers
have never used one of these and gets paid for it. Yeah,
to get it?
Speaker 5 (04:12):
A magazine subscription, a newspaper posted stamps.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Oh yeah, yeah, you're gonna argue that one. That's a
tough one. I mean, I don't use that. I still don't.
I still disagree.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I don't think that studies right, because more people are
drinking on a Friday or Saturday than they are on
a Wednesday. I think, if you I'm not arguing this,
this is not the point to argue. I mean, if
you just statistically speaking, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
There's a song from Tracy Lawrence. It goes, you find
out who your friends are, and it's basically like times
are good everybody's friend times are bad. Ah, maybe those
friends don't jump around, maybe they're not like, hey, buddy,
that happened to me yesterday. I really found out how
my friends were. So I don't know what happened. What
do we forget to do? Huh? Obviously if you guys
don't know you at a friend huh?
Speaker 8 (04:58):
Oh what did we do?
Speaker 5 (05:00):
No friends are anybody show up as your friend?
Speaker 9 (05:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Huh oh somewhere did yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Because because how.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
It's got to be with your foot right. Nope, I
had a bad day yesterday on social I first like
apologize to yesterday's show. My foot hurts so bad it
was hard for me to focus more than fifteen seconds
at a time. And so if I if I was
drunk yesterday, it wasn't on pain pills. It was just
in pain. I was fighting through it. I did. I
tapped my foot a lay did a lot better today.
Oh it was a bad day. No, that's not why.
Speaker 8 (05:27):
Oh man, Well, I'm just yeah, I'm glad I was
there for you.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
No, he was, none of you were None of you
were there for me. What may we don't know what
it is exactly. You didn't even notice. Oh so last night, No, Well,
my Instagram story I posted, Hey, our heat went out
in our house and it's below thirty degrees and so which,
by the way, I guess when you turn the heat
on for the first time, it then reminds itself it
(05:50):
needs to break. So we're like, man, the temperature is
the horizon as we've turned the heat on, keeps going down.
Huh huh. And so I posted Instagram stories like well sucks.
I Kaitlyn had like eleven twelve friends text her to
be like, you, guys lost your heat. You want to
come stay at our house? I had one friend text
me no, yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
And they'll check your stories. I didn't see it.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Well check my story if my friend.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
But what in the world like you keep this place
like an ice box? I probably thought you would love.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
It there, Steve. Yeah, Well, here's here's the science experiment
I want to do. I want to fire everybody here
and see if they stay with my friends, and a
one year if they're my friends, will bring them back.
All right, let's do it. All right, everyone please leave.
One person, my friend Nick text me and he said,
you guys, can more. You're more than walk going to
come stay at our house? Oh? Nick Instagram?
Speaker 5 (06:46):
Yeah yeah, because I didn't check it.
Speaker 10 (06:52):
Can you see if you yeah, you could go.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Also, if I had seen it, I was texting with
your wife last night, so I totally would have said something.
But I didn't see it.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I wasn't sad your friends, Ah, what time was this?
Speaker 5 (07:08):
But also, let's see if we leave and you're still
friends with us? What like you just said, test if
we're still friends with you vice versa.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Well unfair to say why? Well, I would think my
actions have led to uh, hopefully you guys feeling different about.
Speaker 8 (07:29):
I mean, we loved him in the cold. We did
leave in the cold.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I wrote sixteen hours ago. Okay, that was Eddie, figure
that out. Okay, so twelve twelve would have been that's
exactly how you do it, that's right, So eight and
then my clock nailed it, so it was six oh
four adam time. I gave him too much credit.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
So at four pm you put that yeah, four oh
dang troubling news.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Cold temperatures tonight, possibly snow, and our heat went out
and I got one text my friend Nick, right, and
he's like you come stay with us.
Speaker 8 (08:01):
Oh, man, I got off Instagram in three fifty five.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
So all your heat is out. You're walk them at
our house if you want to come stay anyway, that's all.
So what you do? Did you say it? Nick? No?
I just slept in the cold and shivered me timbers.
Like Amy said, though you do like the cold, Yep,
it's different. It's very cool. Yeah. I was like fifty
two in our room last night.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
So winds are gonna get fixed today between three and five.
Oh do you need to yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Come over, man, No, my car's warm. Also, the story
came out today, and sleep in your cars, thanks man.
During the winter, the US Department of Energy says you
should set your thermostat to sixty eight degrees when you're awake,
and when you're asleeper out of the house you should
drop it even lower. Every winter, the same debate pops up.
How warm should you keep your house when it starts
(08:49):
getting cold? Do you grab a blanket first or do
you go straight to the thermostat? Which kind of person
are you? I'm a blanket first guy, because I don't
mind chili. I don't want that to be confused with
the freezing We were last night unsafe. I would even say, uh,
there's a magic number for your thermostat in the winter.
Sixty eight degrees is the sweet spot when you're awake.
(09:12):
Because let me think about this. What you put on here?
You have it on heat sixty eight.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Okay, this is helpful. I was actually curious about this
the other day.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Very different than cool sixty eight, very much. Do not
do that? Well, No, we sleep on that. We sleep
on cool sixty four at this time this time, you
can't do cool because it'll drop the lover of the fifties.
It's like not having heat on. Yeah, we have fireplace
and we were gonna leave it on all night last
night in our bedroom. That's bad. But then I thought,
I don't want to die, like wake up and our
room be on fire.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
Yeah, okay, but that happens, stay gas or would I'll
do an impression of me last night? This is.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Ed Amy. They didn't, they didn't, they didn't take that's
me last night.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Oh man, I'm sorry.
Speaker 11 (09:57):
You find out who freends are freezing at home? Mad nut,
need a blinke and need a friend? Just come over
tonut find out who your friends are. I wouldn't come
over anyway, don't worry.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yeah, no, I can't be your excuse.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
No, my excuse is I didn't see the story.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
That's definitely mine too.
Speaker 12 (10:16):
Man.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Well, I'm gonna say this. When you guys pop up
on my stories, I go to it immediately, have it.
I have an alert set up. Amy just posted and
you go see what it is exactly. You guys can
call us eight seven seven seventy seven Bobby, doesn't matter.
It shouldn't be about that, but it can be about
anything you've heard us talk about. Any question you have,
eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby, that's our number. I'm
(10:38):
gonna go to Constance in Florida because she has an
age gap story. But we were talking a second ago
about there's this girl. She's like, Hey, my dad just
married my friend from middle school, and you know, the
dad was at Twin Peaks and the middle school friend
was like waiting tables there, so it wasn't like.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
As an adult now yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Yeah, And we were just like, man that At first,
I was like, not weird because she's almost thirty he's
fifty four. Then Amy was like, yeah, but it's the
same age as a daughter, Like that's our stepmom.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Yes, that gives it an extra thing to process.
Speaker 13 (11:13):
And I was like, he probably gave her a ride
to somewhere like when they're back in the day, Like sure, you.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Know, with his daughter. Yeah. So so we had that conversation,
but Constance, would you please tell me your version?
Speaker 7 (11:25):
So I was bartunding and this man walked into the
bar and we just started talking and both of us
were single, and he said one night, he was like,
you're about what, thirty thirty five And I was like no,
I'm like twenty eight and he's like, oh, He's like, you're.
Speaker 9 (11:41):
Never going to go for me.
Speaker 7 (11:42):
I'm fifty. Come to find out, a year later, we
are married. We're playing on buying a house, and we
just got married last month. So it does happen, and
it's very weird. But like once everybody kind of realizes that,
like age is just a n it's everyone's just okay
with it.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I don't mind the age part, Like I'm telling you
twenty eight and fifty, that to me not that crazy.
It's it's where do the kids fall in?
Speaker 5 (12:09):
Yeah, Like like you're not friends with his daughter, right?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Are you from old? Are his kids older than you?
Speaker 7 (12:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (12:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (12:17):
So were two oldest are older than me. One is
thirty four and one is thirty two, and then he
has a fifteen year old and I have a three
year old.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Oh okay, look I've said a thousand times weird does
not mean wrong.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Also, age is just a number. Only works.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
It's age is over the numbers. It doesn't put you
in jail. Legal, yes, yes, yes, so we get what
you're saying.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Yeah, yeah, we're happy for you.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
I'm super supportive of you. Yeah, and I think you
can find somebody, find that person that rocks. Our only
thing was that's got to be an odd dynamic for
the thirty two year old whenever the kid of your
husband is older than you because you're now their step mom,
they're younger than them stepmom legally, right.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
Yep. It was definitely, I mean, it was definitely a
shock to everybody, and it took a couple of months
for like everyone to just realize, like, okay, this is
a little weird, but you know, if it works, it's
all good for you. Guys, Like we're well support it.
But yeah, I know it's definitely I mean, like you
have emotions and everything, so that's okay, But you know,
once everything got passed. It was I mean, his son
(13:22):
came down for our wedding, it was great.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I think that the age thing isn't really that weird
either in comparison to some of the other age things
that we hear, Like I am almost twelve years older
than my wife. The difference is her dad is still
twenty years older than me, because you know, because my mom,
for example, if it had been the other way around,
my mom was fifteen when she got pregnant with me,
and if that was Caitlin's parents, they were fifteen, it
(13:46):
had been like we're the same. We got to a
high school basically the same year. Like that had been odd,
but we'd gotten through it. So I'm all for you
guys loving each other and having a great family. But
it's kind of weird but doesn't mean wrong. Doesn't mean legal. Now,
sometimes illegal is weird, but this is not that. So
when we go weird, I don't want you to think
we're saying it's wrong, because I don't think it's wrong.
I think it's awesome. But yeah, that that dynamic could
(14:08):
be odd. All right, Uh who is this? Well, uh,
this is my step mom. Well she's younger than you. Yeah,
she married my dad.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
I mean that was for my half brother and half sister.
That was their relationship with my stepmom for years because
she was like their age, Like I remember your dad was.
I know, so this is my dad's fourth wife. And
my sister and I were, you know, still in junior
high high school, but my half brother and sister they
were grown. And one time my brother brought a girlfriend
(14:38):
for dinner and the girlfriend was older than my dad's wife. Like,
because that's how the that's how close they were in age.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
I've kind of lost all that you said there about ages,
but yeah, it's all kind of I get it.
Speaker 8 (14:49):
This is crazy.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
It was.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
Now I'm thinking about it, I'm like the situation this
girl is in. That was my half brother and sister.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Thank you, Constance. I hope it works out. It's awesome. We
by I want you to hear this from my mouth.
We're in no way judgmental. I am not anyway of you.
I think it's awesome. It's just we were just talking
about the dynamic of the kids.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
Yeah, it's definitely weird. But like I said, you guys
are great. I love this show. You guys are all
real and it makes it so much better.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Thank you very much, have a great rest of the day.
Speaker 9 (15:15):
Thank you for calling YouTube.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
All right, byeye, let's go over to Tim in North Carolina.
Who's on the phone. Tim, you're on the show.
Speaker 9 (15:23):
Hey, Bobby's morning studio. So back, that's the beginning of
the year. You put in and said that you had
a prediction that somebody on the show was going to
do something. I was wondering if you had an update
on that, if it happened, or if I missed something.
Speaker 8 (15:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Yeah, And so we do a second show, and I
don't expect everybody to hear it, but on our podcast
feed if you go search for the Bobby Bone Show.
We've talked about this, as they would say, ad nauseum,
because what I did is I put a prediction in
an envelope and it's been over a year. It's been
way over a year, and I said, this is going
to happen. There's no reason for me to think this
is going to happen, but I'm making a prediction. I
sealed it, I wrote the date on it. I handed
(16:01):
it over to Mike d All. This is accurate, no
magic trick. There was a point where I realized I
no longer could open that envelope because from whoever I
was predicting it about wasn't good for them anymore. So
I told Mike, and I said on the podcast, I
can never open this envelope. And to prove that I
wasn't lying, we spun the wheel, put everybody on it, Amy, Lunchbox, Morgan, Eddie, Scuba,
(16:22):
Steve and whomever it landed on got to read the
envelope and verify that what I was saying was true.
And it landed on me. Yes, and you read in
the envelope yeah, And if I were to put that out,
it probably wouldn't have been good, probably not, and wouldn't
have would you have stood? Would you have made the
same decision I made after making that prediction that was right?
(16:42):
But I can't reveal it. Maybe in years, Maybe in
years I can years. I feel like I don't say
too much. You spoil every movie on TV.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Show, So just I know, I'm trying not to even
look make eye contact with anybody while I talk like, yeah,
I think that you made the right decision and that
eventually yeah, I made You could say something. Timeline's up
to you.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
One time we had a similar incident where Amy got
something mailed to her and she was like, Oh, I
want to talk about it, And we had this whole
plan to talk about it, and then we got on
the air and we're like, I don't think we could
talk about this because we had teased it. It was
not a bit to do the dragging it out because
we thought we would never talk about it.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
Honestly, that's probably when my true fear of retaliation came up.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yeah, And so we didn't and I apologized to the audience.
I said, hey, we can't share this. We wanted to,
we teased it, we can't share it now because now
it is dangerous. Turns out someone had mailed Amy heroin. Yeah,
and years later we got to talk about it, and
Amy had stopped using heroin at this point.
Speaker 14 (17:40):
Right.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
First of all, it wasn't said to me. It was
accidentally put in my mailbox at the UPS store, because
that's where I have a mailbox. And I don't know
how the mix up happened, but I do think let's
go ahead and take the actual store out of it.
I don't know the core. I think they were running
like it was like a ring, like a like an
(18:03):
employee there. This was like a the way they moved product.
If you will, if we will, and we do. Somehow
it got put in my box and when we went
to pick up a bunch of boxes one day, brought
the boxes homexes crazy. It was bricks that I think
that's what they call it.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Well it's good for us, that's how we can see
what it is. Yeah, bricks. You had bricks of heroin
at your house, and I mean I.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
Had all like during because of what was going on
in my life at the time, Like we had all
kinds of crazy theories, and I was like, what is happening?
Speaker 2 (18:36):
And Amy's never used heroin? I was to joke by me.
I just want to make sure because sometimes people will
not address like none of you guys said ha ha,
that's funny, but we all knew it wasn't true. So
you didn't use heroin, correct. Yeah. So that was another one.
Another one was lunchbox and I bought a storage unit
and so we do we ever? Do we ever? We did?
Speaker 5 (18:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
We said, yeah, you guys said it. So we bought
the storage unit. We all shoes and you know, shirts
and all the stuff, and then there was like weapons
in there. And we didn't say it first because we
don't want them to come after us. So a lot
of times it's a safety issue. So Tim one day.
But the reason I can't share what's in that envelope,
(19:17):
it very much is heroin and guns. Again, no, not that,
but saying that kind of deal. Yeah, so I was
correct about my prediction, but I cannot share what it
is right now. Maybe at a future date. But this
is not a bit just to drive people crazy, I promise.
Speaker 9 (19:34):
Awesome, that's what I was looking for, Thank you guys.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
But I was right looking back, I did not handle
the heroin thing.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Well, why did you start selling it? You start using it?
Speaker 5 (19:43):
No, you know I did it?
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Stuff with that.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
No, imagine she's slinging rocks. We don't know why she's
on the corner in front of the building. She's got
little bags always like falling out of her pockets.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
Didn't Tim come over? And then we just like Tim's
head of security, there was something? Was it that thing
or was there another thing where he had to come over?
And like, oh what did Tim have to come? Remember
he like met my ex husband by a dumpster and there.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Was a box, do you remember, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
We thought it was a bar.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
There's been so much weird because we've done this show
for a long time, and I know you're listening. You're like,
they got to be like twenty seven years old. No,
we're older than that, and we've been together for twenty
plus years.
Speaker 5 (20:22):
We're so old. We can't remember exactly how we handled something.
Speaker 8 (20:24):
You can't remember the fact that you can't remember how
you handled Heroin.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Oh I know, I know.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
How I handled it. I don't know that. I want
to fully say. It wasn't the time Tim met my
ex husan by a dumpster. That was something else. That
was for like, No, that was we thought it was
We thought it was a bomb.
Speaker 8 (20:42):
Why would Tim?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
But why are you whispering? I'm across the room from you.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
It feels sensitive where the touch you because it feels sensitive.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Okay, So that's all of that. This has been a
wild ride just in general. But we thank you for
the call. A lot of people wonder that I'm not
kicking the can. I'm saying right now the can has
been picked up, put in my pocket, and one day
maybe I'll bring the can out again. Thank you. Call
us if you want eight seven, seven seventy seven, Bobby,
(21:14):
We love calls like that, because we probably wouldn't have
thought of that on our own. So if there's anything
like that question eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby, I'm
not as sin Bob.
Speaker 12 (21:31):
Here's the question to be.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Well, Hello, Bobby Bonones. My husband and I have been
together for over ten years, but things have been rocky lately.
We're trying to give each other space to figure out
whether we can fix it or not what's been going wrong.
But with the holidays coming up, both of our families
are expecting us to show up to all the usual
events together. I'm not ready to give up on us,
but I'm worried that being glued together through every family
(21:58):
gathering will only make things worse. I was thinking we
could come up with excuses and go to some events
and not go to others, and maybe that would take
the pressure off. What should we do fake it for
the family and make it seem like everything's okay or not?
Go at all your thoughts, Amy, I'll go over to you.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
So I'm assuming they don't have kids, well, because if
you did, you have to do you show up at
the family stuff and you fake it.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
I think they if they've been together for over ten years.
I just give kids.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
I feel like they would say, because you could be
right in all address. If you have kids, then like
if the cousins are there and there's whole family stuff
going on, and then you're gonna take them out of it.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Like my ex husband and I.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
Did a year of couple's therapy during our separation, and
so we were trying to figure stuff out. And then
also we still celebrated holidays like that Christmas, I remember
being with his parents, our kids, and that was because
that was important to us.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Family is important to us.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
So y'all have to look at your situation and way
what's good for you and your mental health, your relationship together.
Don't cancel everything, but it might be good for y'all
to go have some holiday cheered together or something, and
then you don't have to do every single thing that's
on the calendar. Though, And then does any of your
family not know, like our family's new, Not everybody's as
(23:21):
close to their family I know. And also not everybody's
as close to like that second and third layer.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Of the family.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
True.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
I think if you have kids, you do have to
fake it a little bit. I think if you don't,
don't go to crap.
Speaker 15 (23:33):
Yeah, but don't you think it could be no holiday?
Is holidays almost so magical. Let's go and do it
because it's the holidays will bring us together. It kind
of feels like, hey, let's have a kid, it will
bring us together.
Speaker 7 (23:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Well yeah, but this is way less commitment.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Yeah, it's like a stress on the relationship though, right,
unless you're like in a really good place. I think
the holidays are going to make it harder. You have
to hang out with people you don't like. From the
other side, I mean.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
Yeah, that's assuming that you're the things you're going to
have a negative impact on you. Like I would look
at some of that stuff as being like, oh, this
could be really good for us to go. So it
really is circumstantial, Like don't I don't know enough information
about their relationships.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
To good luck.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
I think if you have kids, you do fight through
it and you have to fake and show up to
some stuff. If you don't, you can get out of
You're an adult.
Speaker 13 (24:20):
Is the concern that, like, if you don't show up
to things, the family is going to start thinking, oh,
there's trouble in paradise.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Yeah yeah, yeah, you're an adult. Yeah, stop worrying about
what other people think about your relationship. Yeah, and then
you can figure it out. I don't think that the
holidays are a good time to figure anything out.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Yeah, somebody else want to like if you do?
Speaker 2 (24:38):
If it is sort of magical, so abnormal that it's
not reality one way or the other, like.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Cold and cuddly and like cucoa.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
I never want to cuddle with somebody that I just
want to sting though. And you're talking about a movie.
All right, that's our advice. Good luck with that. Merry Christmas?
All right, close it up, all right, drum wroll. We
please have a big personal announcement.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
What let me get sure my headphones?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
You doing something over there? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (25:07):
Well they sometimes the sound goes out, but I want
to be able to hear this.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
You don't want to miss this. Oh boy, So the
announcement is but it's not me that has the announce
Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh. What what the announcement is? Abby?
What do you want to say?
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Okay, I'm engaged.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Gosh, look at that.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
I have a ring a diamond congratulation.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
So let's go what She's obviously kept this private and
secret until now so tell us, tell us, I don't
know anything, so tell me everything.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
So it was Saturday that it happened, and he was
acting like pretty normal, but he was doing like subtle
things throughout the day that now that I look back, Well,
for one thing, he asked kind of about my nails,
like I took my nail polish off, and he's just like, so,
what what color are you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
I'm like, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
Home where you know lookil No, not at all, but
they looked bad, So I'm glad I did do that.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Does he ever ask about your nails ever? No? And
that didn't put you onto it at all.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
No, just because I took it off. And then I
was like, good thing, I took my nails off. See
they look better. I just need to paint them. And
then that's when he was like, oh what color? So
and then he was playing like a playlist that he
has songs that like make remind me of him of
me that he was playing like in the car, and
I was like, oh, okay, interesting. But then he was like, okay,
get ready for dinner, like an early dinner at like
(26:49):
four point thirty, and I'm like, that's so early Okay. Anyway,
come to find out, he wanted me to be able
to see the ring, you know, like.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
It was outside.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. And then he was like,
do you want to take a guess where we're going?
And I actually guessed where we were going because it
was our first date spot, but I don't know why
I thought of that. So anyway, we're walking and we're
where was your.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
First date spot like on a hill or something or restiant?
Speaker 4 (27:12):
No, it was a restaurant, yeah, yeah, in twelve South.
And so I remember like the first time I saw
him on our date, like because we met on a
nap and so the first time I saw him, he
was standing by a trash can, and so I always
remember this like moment when I walked by, I'm like, oh,
I remember meeting you for the first time. And I
guess I brought that up a lot. And so we
get to that spot and he like pulls me off
(27:33):
to the side and I'm like, oh, this is weird,
and he like gives me a hug and then he
starts saying all this, and then I just like it
was a blur after that, Like basically.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
I knew as soon as you realize what was happening. Yes,
but I'm like no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
I just started going like blacking out. And then he
was like so abby and then he like got down.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
On my knee and he's like will you marry me?
Speaker 4 (27:55):
And I'm like, oh my gosh, and I like freak out.
I didn't know what to do. I didn't know what
to do with my hands. And then there was a
couple like walking by and they're like, you want your picture,
so they took our picture and he didn't put the.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Ring on yet.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
Like we're standing there and he has the ring in
the box and.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
I was just like standing there.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
I didn't know what to do. And then he's like, Abby,
you gotta put let me put the ring on.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
So that's all.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
You know what's crazy?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
If you try to think back, do you know what
he said?
Speaker 4 (28:20):
It was kind of like, you know, we've the past
two years we've had we've made some amazing memories, and
I know this spot right here is a special spot
for you.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
When did it hit you that this is happening?
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Basically when he was like and I want this spot
to become even more special, and I was like, oh, okay,
pretty good. And then then when he went so abby
and then.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
Yeah, I'm like, oh man, this is real.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
I did like.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Immediately, So so so what do you get. Do you
still go to dinner? Yeah, we did, because you got
to make calls and texts and facetimes and stuff.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Yeah, we didn't. We just went right into dinner and
then we went up to the He made a reservation,
but he was like, do you guys have more of
like a special spot because we just got engaged.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
They're like, oh, that's awesome.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
So they put us like out by the fire. It
was kind of out on the outdoor patio and no
one was out there the whole time.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
And then they brought champagne.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
They did, yeah, like a glass of champagne.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Did your parents know what was going to happen?
Speaker 4 (29:26):
He asked them like two months ago or a month ago,
So no, they didn't know when it was going to happen,
but he did ask them.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
He played it right like ask forever ago, because then
everybody kind of forgets.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Then did you know when he asked them?
Speaker 5 (29:40):
No?
Speaker 1 (29:41):
I didn't at all. Huh huh.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
So do you call them while you're sitting at dinner?
Like are you just furiously, like like calling it all
your friends.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
I waited till I got home.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
I was like, let's just I don't know.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
I wait, I know, I don't either, but I was
so I couldn't believe it. I still like, can't. I
looked down. I'm like, wow, that's so Yeah. I got
home and I FaceTime my mom and it was so
funny because her jaw was like on the floor for
five she just didn't She was like, Oh, I like
your shirt, it's like shiny or whatever, and I'm like
holding it and I'm like closer to the camera.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
She's like, oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
So that was cool.
Speaker 5 (30:13):
That's fun.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Yeah, I'm really excited.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Do you guys have an idea of when you want
to get married? Not really, no, rush, that's just the
question you ask.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Yeah, probably like end of next year or twenty twenty seven.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Yeah, that was so rush.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
But yeah we haven't.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
But yeah, congratulations than you.
Speaker 10 (30:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
No, I'm super happy for Abby.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
It's so cute, like typical Abby that she's like and
then I've blacked out.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
Yep, it's like easy turvy all over again.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
Oh yeah, No, this has been something I think you've
wanted for a long time. Like you didn't know for
sure it was going to be this guy, but you
finally found him.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Yeah, he's like, how do you feel. I'm like, well, it's.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
Surreal because I actually didn't think this would ever happen
in my life.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Do you keep looking down your hand over and over again? Yes? Yeah,
I love it. Oh yeah, I can't stop.
Speaker 14 (31:04):
It's shining. That's cool, like my only diamond. Now she
can put a picture upcause she've been hiding it from us. Yeah, yeah,
now she can put a picture up. Congratulations, Abbie, we're
super happy for you.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Thank you. It's time for the good news.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
So picture it.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
It's a Saturday night and you're getting married, and then
you're on your way home from your wedding celebration and
you see a car crash and a man then laying
on the road.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Oh man, it's your wedding night.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
I don't want a picture this anymore. Make me a
picture of something I don't like, right, well.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Shout out to Heather Sherbert.
Speaker 5 (31:39):
It was her wedding night and she's also a nurse,
so she did what she does best. She cared for others.
She cared for the man lying in the road. Instinctially
she went over. She wanted to see if his vitals
were you know, okay they weren't, and she just put
him first and stayed with him until first responders were.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Able to get there.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
How fortunate, well was he after the wreck? I don't
know why, but that a nurse pulled up and then
also you you might have thought you died because someone
in a white dress.
Speaker 11 (32:06):
Bail is like, I've got you, angel, Yes, am I
going to heaven?
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Now? Dude, you're going to the regional clinic.
Speaker 16 (32:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Or you're like, oh, man, she saved my life. Now
I want to marry her. Oh too late, too late,
like hours too late.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
What's her name?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Heather Schubert.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Heather Schubert. Man, that's a good one. That is what
it's all about. That was telling me something good. You
missed the show earlier. Our very own abby got engaged.
We're super excited for her. I have an engagement story
as well, not for me, but sometime I saw on
TikTok and so the whole thing was this girl. She
said her dad is engaged in one of her friends
from middle school.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Oh that was weird.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Okay, So I'm gonna play you this. She shared the
story about how her dad is engaged again one of
her friends from when they were in Like, what's that
seventh grade? Eighth grade together?
Speaker 17 (32:51):
Yeah, my dad got engaged to one of my friends
from middle school. She's too much younger than me. I'm
twenty eight years old, my dad is fifty four years old.
They met back in May or June. I can't remember
which one. She worked at Twin Peaks. My dad liked
to go up there and eat. She asked him one day,
aren't you Fallon's dad. Of course he said yes. They
became friends on Facebook. The next thing I know, he
(33:12):
said he was not going to take her out, just
out of respect for me. He thought that that was
crossing a line. But I guess he changed his mind
because then the next thing I know, they're going out.
And then I think, like a month later, they got engaged. Well,
so they've been engaged for a while. I've had time
to kind of get used to the idea. But again,
is it still weird?
Speaker 5 (33:32):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (33:34):
What are your thoughts?
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Yeah, that would be really weird.
Speaker 5 (33:38):
I'd handle it better if he just told me out
of the gate. I'd like to take her out instead
of like acting like he wasn't going to take her
out and then he.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Does a one to eighty on you.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Maybe he didn't know he wanted to, or maybe he
did know how to say it.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
I circle back, is it?
Speaker 8 (33:52):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (33:53):
But fifty four and twenty eight is not that crazy,
And if you live in a small town, it's not
like there's a humongous dating pool. Now again, it's that
there's a definite age gap. Fifty four and twenty eight
is depth. Oh, they're a way crazy one, Like she's
basically thirty. Yeah, she's basically thirty.
Speaker 5 (34:11):
The problem is she's the same age as I's daughter's.
That's what makes it WEIRDD it's weird if you're you're
soon to be stepmom or stepmom is your age or younger.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
I'm slowly being convinced, so.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
It's not so much about the age gap.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
It's it's it's the same age as your kid, yes,
and that she knows your kid small town though.
Speaker 13 (34:33):
Yeah, but like you got to think you probably met
her when she was in middle school at so weird.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
So you okay, so we're figuring all the ways this
is weird. So you and I didn't think about it
like that because all I saw was fifty four and
twenty eight, and I said, that's a gap, but I'm
not going to be judgmental of that. However, you bring
up a great point same age as I'm not.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
I'm not judgmental, Like he can do what he wants,
but that's what makes it harder.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
The process doesn't mean wrong, right, So.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Yeah, it just it takes a little longer to take
it in.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
And then yours is since he knew her as a kid,
but he may not have known her as a kid,
and maybe he.
Speaker 13 (35:04):
Gave him a ride, you know, like she was probably
in the backseat of the car taking in the skate center.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
At some point. That's where it makes it weird. You're right,
that's where it makes it weird. Okay, But weird is
not illegal and or wrong all the time, right, I
don't know. Let people live, love us love. But I'm
convinced it's a little weirder than I thought initially, because yeah,
if your step mom is your age, that's bizarre.
Speaker 5 (35:30):
And I mean he took her out and then a
month later they're engaged.
Speaker 17 (35:36):
Dying.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
That sounds like you guys like I'm going to be
seventy five and have nobody so and also like a
twenty eight year old likes me who worked at Twin Peaks, right,
you know what that means. Yeah, she probably had large
peaks because she worked.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
At Yeah, I know that, but I don't think it
means they have to be.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
But I would still say that they look for people
that have that.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
I thought this was just all female.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Yah. Yeah, but they wear they wear skimpy clothes. So
they because I think it's called twin Peaks though, because
that's what they try to fill their weight staff with
peaks Peaks. Okay, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, okay, anyway,
I wish them well. All right, So this is super expensive.
This is the Sam Adams Utopia. So we got this online.
(36:27):
Is that the strong beer? Yeah, it's thirty percent alcohol
by volume like normal is four percent. Wow, this is
thirty percent. And so the price is two hundred and
forty dollars. What dang dude, just for this? How big?
Oh it looks like it looks like an earn. That's
(36:49):
really cool. It looks like a piece of the game. Sorry, yeah,
a big, massive piece. So this is a Sam Adams Utopia.
Let's go two hundred and forty dollars. And so who
wants some.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
I do.
Speaker 8 (37:05):
I want a little bit of that.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
We are the glasses, and then I'll let you guys
compete to how we compete in Well, I got a little.
We'll do a little game. Oh boy.
Speaker 8 (37:13):
But and then the winner gets it has to drink
all of it.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
No, no, no, you can. You can have a little.
All we're doing is right now, do any text my wife,
you kick me out. You can just have a little.
You can have a little taste. Well, Winter gets a
little taste. Okay, So because we're gonna do some reddles here,
So Amy, do you want to? Amy get in on this?
What do you talk? You don't want to, don't worry
about it. Amy, you win, they don't get it.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Well, they really want to taste it.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
So I mean, but you can play, ok but if
you win, they don't get it.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
In Yeah, I want in.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Okay, of course, here we go. If you missed it,
if you missed the reddle, you're out. You want to
go first? Yep? Okay, I have lots of teeth, but
never bite. Slid me through your hair to tidy it?
Speaker 3 (38:01):
Right?
Speaker 2 (38:02):
I come, it's good, easy, all right? Good? So she
takes a drink. No, everyone you're getting right. You get
a drink. Everybody's drinking it. I don't even know how
to open this thing? Is it up here? Well? Don't don't? No, no, no, no, don't.
What do you mean? Cat? Do you have an opener' scuba?
Try twist suffers? Oh yeah, maybe a pop art twist? Yeah,
(38:25):
with your teeth. It doesn't smell like whiskey, but it
smells strong like whiskey smells strong. Let's go, Oh boy,
all right, Next up, lunchbox. I can tell you where
you are and where to go without saying a word.
What am I?
Speaker 14 (38:45):
What?
Speaker 2 (38:46):
I can tell you where you are and where to
go without saying a word. What am I?
Speaker 3 (38:51):
You can tell me where I am and where to
go without saying a word. Oh a math, correct, Morgan.
I come in different shapes. Peel me back and attach
me to make art shine.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Oh okay, you come in different shapes. Oh, peel my
back and attach me to make art shine. Come in
different shapes and you peel my back to.
Speaker 4 (39:20):
Oh, it's a cover of a it's a gloss cover
that goes on a picture frame. I don't know that
it's called that, though you peel it back.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Answer A cover a book incorrect, guys, I don't know
this was stupid. Stickers.
Speaker 5 (39:37):
I mean stickers popped into my head. But I was like,
no way, it's stickers, Like too easy?
Speaker 2 (39:41):
Yeah, I didn't really understand it. Next that I come
out at night without being called, and I disappear in
the day without being stolen. What am I called and stolen?
I come out at night without being called and disappear
in the day without being stolen? What am I? Darkness?
(40:06):
What'd you say?
Speaker 3 (40:07):
Moon?
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Moon stars? Yeah? Account, Oh my gosh. Can I get
a snip of it? I really wanted a drink. I'm sorry, everybody.
Am I gonna see me? Don't throw the game?
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Dang it?
Speaker 2 (40:23):
You thought about that. That's the questions they of the
game integrity. Amy, I didn't expect that from you. You
would get to take a sip, but I don't want
you to throw it. I'm gonna Amy. You can make me,
but you can't see me. What am I?
Speaker 4 (40:40):
Hum?
Speaker 2 (40:41):
You can make me but you can't see me? What
am I?
Speaker 1 (40:51):
You can make me but you can't see me. You
can make me, but you can't see me.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
Five seconds?
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Okay? What carbon dioxide?
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Can I steal the wind?
Speaker 16 (41:09):
No?
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Right now.
Speaker 5 (41:12):
Noise and you don't see it.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
It's noise, noise. Tammy's breathing into the my own. I
thought I was a promise, all right. Next up, The
faster you run, the harder it is to catch me. Lunchbox,
what is it? Yeah? Go ahead, Yeah, Bobby, hand over
that bottle. Baby, that's so weird.
Speaker 3 (41:39):
I didn't mean to say, baby, go ahead, your breath.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
It's harder to catch your breath. The faster than you on,
harder to catch you. You're gonna say, baby, that's what
you were gonna say, Bobby. Baby Again, I didn't mean to,
but now I'm sticking with it. The answer is Brett.
That is.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
I promise. I didn't No, I didn't throw it. I
did not know it.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
You threw it.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
I didn't throw it.
Speaker 7 (42:07):
You didn't it.
Speaker 5 (42:08):
You didn't know it.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
No one knew it. There's one, all right, drink drink
from the Golden shallow?
Speaker 5 (42:14):
Can Can I smell it?
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Since I was second place before?
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Yes, thank you, just in case. Oh my goodness, take
that like it's a dark It's like, all right, give
it her one.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
I want to smell it like it's the two hundred.
Oh my gosh, oh I'm so glad I lost. I
have goose bumps.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
Go ahead, give it one, go to your desk. Oh
my gosh, are you ready?
Speaker 8 (42:47):
You want to calm me down?
Speaker 2 (42:48):
What is the bubbly toes?
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Ready?
Speaker 2 (42:52):
Go two and forty dollars. You just took a sip, dude,
it's really not passed back you revere.
Speaker 3 (43:04):
Yeah, the little sip was all right. The big chog
a little bit different. Wow, we need to call you
a driver.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
No, not a driver.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
But yet it's only available in thirty five states because
states have lost banning beer with such a high alcohol.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
Okay, that little sip, you know, I think that's a sip. R.
I don't needs to take it down like that.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Are we done with a bottle? Or are we gonna? Wow?
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Bbby? You should let Eddie try it.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Okay, Oh that's a lot. Oh boy, there you go,
give it a drink. Cheers everyone. This is not a commercial,
by the way.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Oh boy, oh gosh, oh gosh, that's not a beer.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
That's a shot.
Speaker 10 (43:45):
That's a shot, dude, Morgan, take it down. I don't
get smell like that is not a beer, man.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
It was very thick. It's like a syrup.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
I told you like it.
Speaker 13 (44:03):
Oh, I mean, I don't mind it, but as a shot,
I wouldn't do much more.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
We gotta work, yeah, a little bit. Now, these are
crazy ways that people back in the day tried to
control the gender of their baby. So my wife's pregnant.
Now we're not trying to control crap. Just letting it
go because I don't think any of this stuff's true.
Like in the eighteenth century, men who seriously wanted a
(44:26):
boy cut off their left testicle. WHOA, that's hardcore?
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Who that seems risky? Yeah, because like what's the medical
care back then or something like that.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
That probably was the greatest doctor saying that could prove
prove it didn't work. You didn't have the technology, so
somebody that was thought of a smart could say anything
and all of a sudden you believe them. How about
that because the left side was clearly where girls came from,
or so once it was gone, a man was biologically
incapable of having a girl. The theory was wrong. How
(44:57):
upset was the guy that got to cut off and
was like, oh my god, girl, Oh the first time
self castration. That's tough. Oh, the ends of loaves guarantee
a boy. Another theory claimed you can control the sex
of your baby by eating different parts of a loaf
of bread. Truly dedicated future parents would only eat the
(45:19):
ends of the loaves if they wanted a boy, and
if they wanted a girl, they would only eat the middles.
A lot of wasted bread around this time, weird If
they accidentally ate the middle of a loaf of bread,
all hope might not be lost, though, if you were
an ender and you accidentally eat the middle. Another theory
said the men who drink coffee right before getting busy
are more likely to have a boy because the coffee
(45:40):
would perk up the meal. People believe that this stuff
is that crazy. Next up, the ancient Romans suggested tying
up the family jewels instead of cutting it off. Tie
it up like wild So they did this for cattle too,
(46:03):
So yeah, they would do that. Aim your bed toward
the north if you want a boy, toward the south
if you want a girl. Funny. Until the seventeenth century,
many believe the direction of the wind, or even the
direction of your bed, controlled the sex of the baby.
(46:23):
Around all right, we're about to get busy. Here's one
about Parsley. Watch out for Parsley on your head and
stock up on goose grease. One of the most revered
medical authorities in history, the ancient Roman Gallon, claimed that
placing a black ribbon on a woman's left foot would
leave the conception of a girl. See, these are like
smart people who just say dumb crap and so you
believe it. He also warned about Parsley. If Parsley is
(46:47):
placed on a pregnant woman's head without her knowledge, her
baby sex will be determined by the first person with
whom she speaks. Okay, this is like men who really
wanted sons could hide out with Parsley waiting for the
right moment. He also suggested rubbing oman's body with goose
grease for two days and then doing it the next
day would result in a boy. People just do it
(47:08):
some mild stuff. Crazy.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
What is goose grease?
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Yeah, I've never heard of that. I would assume that
it's like kill a doc. Yeah, that goose fat, right right,
I would think. So, they still make goose grease. It
is the melted fat of a goose, historically used both
domestic medicine and cooking. Hide a spoon under the bed
(47:32):
if you want a girl many theories about choosing the
baby sex and for boys, but throughout much history girls
were more desirable and so they would put spoons under
the bed for a girl mentioned after drink cola to
have boys. There's a whole colon theory for a while,
carbonated beverage. Anyway, the whole castration one wins for me.
(47:53):
That's crazy. Oh, that's a commitments and when you don't
have it, you got Yeah, you got to be so mad.
You think that one's worse than tying them up? Yeah,
because you can always on tie it.
Speaker 8 (48:03):
Yeah, yeah, you can.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
You can always let down they cutting it off. Ain't
no going back from that one. It's time for the
good news, which lunchbox.
Speaker 3 (48:15):
This dude, Mirza in Iowa has a popular Facebook page
called Welcome to Des Moines, and he always asks for
donations so he can go out and surprise people in
the community. So Thanksgiving he heads the I hoop, sits down,
and Ashley Cruz is helping him out.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
What can I get for you today?
Speaker 3 (48:32):
Takes his order, serves him great great waitress. So Mirza
on the tip line writes twenty four one hundred dollars tip.
That's two thousand four hundred dollars, he said, two thousand
for you and four hundred dollars for your coworkers.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
Wow, Bam. Shout out to lunchbox as well. Nail that
why nailing des moin, desn Moin, dem Mooin. We've been
there a bunch.
Speaker 3 (49:01):
I've messed it up plenty of times that I've learned
that it's the moining, not des Moins.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
Yeah. Shout out to everybody involved. Ashley Cruz uh Mer
mersa COUTI. Yeah, welcome to the moin. May not have
pronounce that right, but you got the moin right. Good story,
that's what it's all about. That was telling me something good.
Speaker 12 (49:21):
Wake up, wake up in the mall and the radio
and the dogs ready in lunchbox. Mor game too, Steve Bran,
I'm trying to put you through this bock. He's running
this week's next bit. The Bobby's on the box, so
(49:42):
you know what is.
Speaker 7 (49:48):
The Bobby balls?
Speaker 2 (49:49):
And now time for the Morning Corny.
Speaker 5 (49:54):
The Morning Corny, What did one snowman say to the others?
Speaker 2 (49:58):
What one snowman and say to the others?
Speaker 1 (50:00):
Do you guys smell carrots on the nose?
Speaker 2 (50:09):
That was the Morning Corny Tuesday Reviews Day. I'll go first.
I've been watching a lot of movies because I have
not been very mobile after my ankle surgery. I watched
roof Man. Oh, yes, Channing Tatum true story about a
guy in the nineties who was Robin McDonald's and living
in a Toys r Us. It's pretty good. Yeah, yeah,
(50:30):
it's pretty good. Crazy story though, huh. And I looked
it all up afterward and did the whole How accurate.
I would say it's like seventy five percent accurate. And
Channing Tatum playing somebody you always think, man, there's no
way the person is anywhere near as good looking. The
guy's pretty good looking. It's looking yeah, like so I
give it four out of five. Toys at Toys r Us.
He also was living in a circuit city, but they
(50:51):
didn't want to have a real one, right, No, he
just dug a hole in Toys r Us in the
movie this is not the movie. But and he also
had like a place in a circuit city that was
next door. It's crazy, but he hid for it. I mean,
he was Robin stores and listen, crazy, it's crazy. It's
four out of five. I like Channing Tatum in the movie.
I don't just like Channing Tatum. I just really have
no feeling about it. He was great in it.
Speaker 13 (51:10):
So I went to a Walmart the other day and
I walked around.
Speaker 2 (51:12):
I was like, is there someone behind me? It's streaming
now so you can watch it. And then I watch
Nobody too. I watched Nobody Want. I told you guys
about it. Bob Odenkirk, you gets familiar with him, No,
mister show better call sauw Yes, yes, got it?
Speaker 14 (51:31):
It is.
Speaker 2 (51:32):
I would say it's like TMU john Wick, but it's
it's it's fun, it's great. If it's an hour and a.
Speaker 1 (51:38):
Half, like a cheap you mean a cheaper version of
john Wick.
Speaker 2 (51:41):
John Wick is. They spend a lot of money on
those movies and Keanu Ruds fights and it is. There's
a crazy scenes. This is just one of those movies.
It's all fighting. But Bob Odenkirk is like he is
an assassin, but you don't know because he's just like
a normal dude. I loved him. I love both of them.
I don't recommend for everybody. My wife didn't want to
watch it, but I'm gonna give that four duck boats
(52:02):
out of five, and so I watched Roofman and Nobody too.
I gave him both fours. Amy, do you watch anything?
Speaker 5 (52:07):
I did not finish anything, So can I have permission
to speak about something that I started?
Speaker 1 (52:13):
But only because you guys, we don't do it's not
a review.
Speaker 2 (52:16):
Okay, go ahead, but.
Speaker 5 (52:17):
Let's talk about it now because I started watching All
Her Fault because y'all.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
Talk about it.
Speaker 2 (52:21):
I did, Yeah you did. You're not going to finish it?
Speaker 1 (52:25):
No, I am.
Speaker 2 (52:27):
Ship's in it?
Speaker 5 (52:28):
Yeah, shive from succession. I don't want to say anything.
Speaker 1 (52:35):
You brought it up because.
Speaker 2 (52:36):
It's you can't do you can't. You can't do mid reviews.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
It's not a mid review. It's just it. You like it, right?
Speaker 2 (52:43):
I gave it pretty good?
Speaker 1 (52:44):
Would you give it?
Speaker 2 (52:45):
It was a little corny at times because they played
music over dramatic scenes, and I like when they don't
do that.
Speaker 5 (52:49):
That part doesn't bother me because I haven't really noticed
it like.
Speaker 2 (52:51):
Something dramatic also in a violin.
Speaker 1 (52:53):
I'm like, great, guys, it's so good.
Speaker 2 (52:57):
They're not reviewing it.
Speaker 5 (52:58):
I'm not, but like it's it's it's a follow up
to your recommendation. So thank you for telling me about it.
Speaker 16 (53:03):
It's a pecok, yeah anything. I watched the new new
season A Stranger Things. Best Netflix show of all time.
I give it four point five out of five.
Speaker 2 (53:12):
Aren't they like thirty now? They're all like in their twenties. Yeah,
mill Brown's like married with a kid now.
Speaker 16 (53:17):
I saw that Netflix crashed right when they put this out,
because they put it out all the episodes at once.
I watched it all in one sitting, saying I don't
want to be disrespectful and I'm not being a hater.
Speaker 2 (53:28):
Is it still good?
Speaker 16 (53:29):
It's still really good, like one of the best TV
villains of all time, Like everything about it is so
good that it felt like from the very beginning they
knew how they were going to end this show.
Speaker 2 (53:37):
So it feels very satisfying. And it's over.
Speaker 16 (53:39):
There's still two three episodes coming, but they just put
out this part right now, so there's three more episodes
coming and then the finale's like an hour and a
half like a movie.
Speaker 1 (53:47):
Basically wait, so it's not done yet.
Speaker 2 (53:51):
No, this this whole clock, this part of it is
maybe finish up, finish up over. On our podcast Tuesday
Reviews Day, Lobby Bone Show, Sorry Up, today.
Speaker 3 (54:06):
This story comes us from Tampa, Florida. Police got a
call about a man walking buck naked down the road. Said, yeah,
he's walking through the neighbor and he's buck naked. They
pull up and they find the man, like.
Speaker 2 (54:18):
What are you doing?
Speaker 8 (54:19):
He is like, TikTok challenge. Man, Oh, gotta do it.
Speaker 2 (54:23):
That's funny. I've not seen that TikTok challenge because you
can't put naked people on TikTok. There's no way that
was a real tike. That's what I'm saying, Like, he
just made that excuse up. But that's not an excuse.
It's gonna get you out of trouble though either.
Speaker 1 (54:35):
Are you singing on his toes?
Speaker 2 (54:38):
But that's not good toast?
Speaker 12 (54:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (54:40):
No, no, yeah.
Speaker 3 (54:40):
So so they said, sir, I don't care if it's
a TikTok challenge or not. You're walking around buck naked exactly,
and they arrested him for you know, exposure, disorderly conduct.
Speaker 2 (54:50):
You know that buck naked or butt naked. I believe
it is. It's buck, but also now works because it's
been said so much.
Speaker 3 (54:58):
I always thought it was butt, but the story says buck. Yeah,
so I said buck all right there you go. I'm Lunchbox.
That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 2 (55:06):
I hope you guys have a great rest of the day.
We will see you tomorrow, all right by everybody. The
Mommy Mom Shoe. The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced,
and sang by read Yarberry. You can find his instagram
at read Yarberry, Scuba Steve executive producer, Raymond head of Production.
(55:26):
I'm Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank
you for listening to the podcast.
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