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December 4, 2025 67 mins

Bobby talks about the shredded cheese recall and gets his mind blown. Bobby talks about how Travis Kelce revealed he has “never once” had an argument with his fiancé Taylor Swift during their almost three-year relationship. Do we buy it? We talk to listeners who claim they have never fought in their entire relationship and why it is a possibility. We also played another round of Poison Pill Trivia. A caller has a theory on why Amy has been sticking up for Lunchbox. Scuba Steve tells a story of his rage almost getting the best of him while waiting in line for his kids to meet Santa Claus. We take a deep dive into where his anger and rage comes from.

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Speaker 1 (00:05):
And to recall one point five million bags of shredded
cheese because there was a possible metal contamination. This is
like the worst on both ends. If I were to
eat this bag of cheese, first of all, it kill me.
Second all, it'd be metal in my lactose. That would
kill you too, double kill. I already eat this bag
of cheese. I'd be double killed. The FDA is issued
a recall for over one million bags of shredded cheese
due to a potential metal fragment contamination. The cheese, manufactured

(00:29):
by Great Lakes Cheese Company, was distributed in thirty one states,
including Tennessee and Kentucky. The recalls classified as Class two,
indicating a risk of temporary or reversible health issues. Consumers
are advised to check their cheese products for potential contamination.
This is from the Today Show. Now, a couple of things. One,
anybody in this room, if you use cheese and shredded,

(00:49):
don't you always look at it? There's no shredded cheese.
You don't ever look at.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
What do you mean look at it? How much do
I have to look at it?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Well, you just dump it in and if there's you'll
probably see metal. It's like when you poop, you always
look back. Interesting. It's like when you do your shredded cheese.
You either do it with your hands like this, you
shred you drop the shreds, or you dump it in.
There's really no shredded cheese. And I love cheese. I
just haven't been able to eat. It's my favorite. My
life has been incomplete since I've been not having it
with shredded cheese, not block cheese. You can't see in

(01:18):
the middle of a black cheese. With shredded cheese, it's shredded,
so it's dispersed at a level that you should see
the metal.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
I assumed that the metal is so small that you
wouldn't be able to see it like shredded metal, you
know what I mean, where it kind of looks like
a piece of pepper.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Okay, then if it is able to be seen, don't
you think you would see it For the most part,
because we look in our cheese there.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Was like a wire in there. I'd be like, yep,
that's not swet. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
I was just thinking, like all screw or like a
lug nut in a bag of cheese. Yeah, that sucks,
and it sucks for the company and probably there was
some sort of manufacture with the equipment, right, and that
what we think.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
What I always think when I see these is like
the meeting that goes down of like, uh, boss, yeah,
so what happened was, yeah, I had a screwdriver, it
fell on the cheese and it got shredded.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
We never saw it. What do we do? And the
boss is like, I think we can't throw away one
hundred thousand bags of cheese. Are you sure you drop this?
I'm not sure. I just know I haven't seen it
in the past few hours.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
My mind always goes there when I see these recalls.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, in my mind when I saw the story, I thought,
it's probably a piece of equipment on a machine that
broke inside the cheese and they didn't know it till
it was too late. And they're like, oh, there's like
a panel gone on one of our machines. It's aluminum
on the outside. Crap, crap, Yeah, so we got to
do a recall.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
The crazy thing about this recall, though, is that the
I mean, these are some major brands, Like the stores
that they're in are like major stores. Usually. I don't
know why, I feel.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Like I'm in a great like cheese company.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
No, no, no, you're with that.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
That's the brand of company.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
I'm not that they're the manufacture of the cheese. Oh,
but it's packed in like in a Target brand, Walmart brand,
a Public's brand, all those.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Oh great Value. Oh yeah, I guess my confusion is
what's the difference in manufacturing?

Speaker 2 (03:06):
And then they're the ones that actually make the cheese.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
They make it and they put in all the different bags.
So all these bags of different brands is the same
exact cheese probably? Yeah, some just have metal.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah, and that's a big one. Man, Like, gosh, that's yeah,
that's a big one.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
I'm looking at all. So you're telling me, h GB
shredded a ounce is the same thing as Great Value
shredded six ounce because it's.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Like it comes from the same place. Yeah, and they
just buy it from that place and then repackage.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Wonderful if in some of the pack the places are
using better cheese, yeah, some some do, like in that
same manufacturing.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
I don't think that like a cheese company like Craft
uses that cheese because they have their own cheesemakers. Right.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
The final cheese question here, do we think all of
these cheeses are the same exact cheese just packed into
different brands.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Yes, do you think something maybe not the exact same,
but they have like different tiers. They all come from
the same place, so they could buy like a different
they could buy the more expensive one from them, but
it's all coming from them.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Like I've been working on seasonings, right and like for
like twenty years, for twenty years. And if I pick
a place that makes seasonings and I package my own
seasoning from that place, that place also supplies many many
other seasoning places.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
So all these places have been affected by this metal.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah, so meaning all the cheese came from that one place,
but greatly.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Shouldn't they know what brand came from a broken machine though.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
It was something in the shipping, so something in the
container led off like metal fragments, so it could have
been in all these different Oh yeah, man.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
That sucks.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
This reminds me.

Speaker 5 (04:36):
Also, I don't know if you guys have been seeing it,
but that they say Cisco is the one who gives
all the food to all the restaurants the song song oh.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
No, it's a food company.

Speaker 5 (04:46):
Yeah, And it's like a joke that it just depends
like a restaurant is better if they know how to
cook the Cisco food better because all restaurants use this
same supplier of food.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah, but that's just like that's like they supply the
bell peppers, like you can cook bell peppers a hundred different.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Ways that buy like testing out materirellisticks from different restaurants
across the Country's like these are the exact same.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
One because it's all the same food. It's just how
the restaurant prepares them and what they do after they get.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
To add anything else to it, or just how well
they deep.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Right, it's interesting.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Uh, Okay, go around the room. Amy's not here. She
hasn't been here all day. Lunchbox, you're up.

Speaker 6 (05:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (05:20):
Back in twenty eighteen, I think there was a guy
he had this TV show idea and he started getting bids, Netflix, Hulu,
they all wanted him, and he ended out going with
Netflix and getting like forty one million dollars from them
to shoot this series.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
You never shot it, He never, They never shot it.
He just took the money and ran.

Speaker 7 (05:41):
Took the money, started buying luxury cars and trying to
do stock market stuff and he lost.

Speaker 6 (05:48):
And then they wired him another.

Speaker 7 (05:50):
He's like it's coming along, just give me eleven million more,
and they gave him another eleven million dollars.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
I mean then for a penny for a pound, I
get it.

Speaker 7 (05:58):
But was this his first No, he had had something else.
I'm trying to wouldn't find the name of it. But
he just started his trial this week, that's why. So
he had a history of actually making something. And they
said all these people were bidding on him. So it
was obviously a great concept. And now he's facing wire
fraud and all this stuff in facing many years in prison.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
That's crazy. He just decided to take the money and
go buy stuff. Yeah, he can't do that, and then
probably I'll ask for eleven more and I can really
make it for eleven I.

Speaker 6 (06:26):
Mean, he thought he was probably could get his all
his money back.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
There was no production at all, like zero production.

Speaker 7 (06:30):
Keanu Reeves was one of the early backers in this
movie or in this series.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
And they never shot anything.

Speaker 6 (06:36):
He said they were shooting it, but they have nothing.

Speaker 7 (06:38):
There's never never been one episode like shown like, they
don't have one episode.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
There was another story. I thought, this is what you
were gonna do. But it was an Apple show and
you may look up the details of this mic, but
they shot the whole thing and it was a fully
created show, and the person who wrote it like plagiarized
it from another book. I think it was called like the.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Hunt, and in that case you have to like scrap
it the Hunt or the Highest Yeah, the Hunt. You
can't put that out because it's all player, it's not yours. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (07:10):
Yeah, Well this guy bought five rolls Royces, one ferrari,
and two hand crafted sweetish mattresses that cost six hundred
and thirty eight thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
You like the good step mattresses cost six hundred thousand dollars. Yeah,
three hundred thousand each.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Oh, those must be really nice mattresses.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
I better lay in a falsive immedia. That must be
like a chamber. This other stories. Apple TV pulled a
show off its platform and scrubbed it from the internet
days before its premiere after plagiarism accusations. The French thriller Toiquez,
which is The Hunt in English, was scheduled to be
released globally on December third, so it would have been
released yesterday. The French journalist Clement Garon was the first

(07:51):
to respond and to report the mini series is being withheld.
The allegations involve a similarity to the nineteen seventy six
film of a movie of a book, and so apparently
they just ripped it.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Was it like right? Like direct?

Speaker 1 (08:06):
What I heard about the show was because it sounded interesting,
like guy goes kill somebody, somebody kills somebody, and then
he always feels like he's being hunted by like the group,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Something like that, the hunt. Hence the hunt.

Speaker 6 (08:18):
Yeah, and so.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
The miniseries show, which was set to be six episodes,
follows the main character played. They go hunting on the
weekends together. One day, they encounter another hunting group who
targets them, and self defense his group injures one of
the attackers. Paranoia sets in as they feel hunted now
by the vengeful enemies. Pretty good premise.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Yeah, because it's already been done.

Speaker 6 (08:40):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (08:41):
Successful, it worked the first and I guess they're trying
not a way to fact check everything that exists.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Well no, but I mean, as the plagiariser, you have
to you have to kind of be freaking out a
little bit. The bigger it gets, like maybe.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
You're selling it. You think you're freaking out, you're selling it.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
To apple, right, I know, and then once it becomes real,
you're like, they're gonna find it, like this is exactly
like that.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Don't sell it, you don't do it.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 5 (09:04):
Do you think it's a chance that they didn't like
they think they thought of the idea.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
It can't be that close, right.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
I think it was so extremely on the nose as
to what the book was, and then the book was
made into a movie. From what I've heard about the
story is that they were just like, we can't do this, because.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
I'm sure that happens where like an idea is close
to another one and then you're like it's coincidence, Like
it's it's an idea.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Like this, I've not heard this idea. But no, it's
like the Lion King is supposedly one of those that
stole the movie.

Speaker 6 (09:32):
You ever heard that.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
I think it's like Hamlet or something.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Something fan King and Hamlet. No it's not, no, no, no,
it's like a Japanese book. I can ask my assistant
because again I'm just going from the dome here. Hey,
what's the story of the alleged plagiarism of the Lion King?

(09:58):
From what I think is an old Japanese He's novel,
or at least the rumors of that plagiarism absolutely go ahead,
please sure thing. So the story goes that there's a
long standing rumor that Disney's The Lion King.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Was heavily inspired by a nineteen sixties Japanese anime series
called Kimba the White Lion.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Basically, Kimba was a show created by Osamu Tezukos and
is often called the godfather of manga, and it featured.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
So yeah, it's that, so you can So you can't
be inspired by something, But then do you have to
tell them like, hey, we're making this movie it's inspired
by your movie, you.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Know, because then they want to be part of the
creator or they.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Go yeah, then they want money, so they just do it.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
But you can be inspired, but you can't take it.
Then it's up to a court to determine if you
actually took it or if you were just inspired by
it or it just happens to be similar. And that's
where damages come in.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yeah, I worked with the guy that got fired because
of plagiarism. It's tough news news. Yeah, how do you
play dariz the news story? Taking other news stories? And
put it on our webs.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
From other other networks. Dang baller. That not baller, not
baller at all. Morgan.

Speaker 5 (11:12):
Okay, So there was a door dash driver who showed
up to this person's house. He had some wings, some pizza,
and caught on the camera he drops the chicken wing
out of the bag. It's on concrete. You see all
the saut splatter everywhere. He grabs a wing, put it
back in the box.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Oh, put it.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
And then sets the thing there, walks away and on
the camera you seum licking.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
No, you can't do that.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Baller, not baller. There are too many cameras. We've hit
the point that we have too many cameras. Yeah, that's gross.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
The licking the fingers though, I mean, what else are
you gonna do?

Speaker 1 (11:47):
You got sauce, don't want to wipe on your pants.
More deliveries make even too.

Speaker 5 (11:51):
You see him trying to kick the extra sauce off
the concrete to like prove.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
That because everything poor guy, No, he's not to take well,
he dropped, he accidentally dropped.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
But you don't put it back in. I get it
because you got a next delivery. You don't want to
lose the money. On it. What do you do?

Speaker 2 (12:06):
You tell him? Like, all right, so I dropped the
chicken finger.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
I think the chicken finger just you just take it
with you.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Okay, and just there. Oh and so they open it
up and like it said, it was sick.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Do you know how many times I've gotten food that
is limited as to what it was supposed to be?
And I'm like, man, the rustaurant must have screwed up.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Or it's the driver.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
Yeah, I guess, so I had lost few chicken wings.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
That's funny. And why do you go look at.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
That the ring the door? Yeah, very homowner.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Why would you unless you're wondering, because I just would
think it would if the person was going to eat it,
I would think they would eat it in the car.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
I guess. Maybe because it gives you a notification when
somebody shows up.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
So maybe you just cant you watch it live?

Speaker 5 (12:45):
Yeah, and it records at least that's how mine works
is if a notification comes through, it records like a
minute of it, so it must have got the notification.
They click into it, see it and see what's happening,
and then they downloaded the foot.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
They see him picking up or maybe they go out
and they see the sauce on the porch because you
try to kick some of the sauce away streets, like
why is their chicken wing sauce on the porch? Check
the camera and they go back and see why a
chicken wing would be on our porch and they see
that it fell right there and they got put it in.

Speaker 5 (13:14):
Yeah, and he didn't tell them. He didn't ride on
the app that it happens, so.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
I wouldn't be through. I mean, once that happens, I
think you just take the wing or the two wings,
you put them in your pocket and you go home, and.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
You don't tell them.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
I don't say anything.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Huh yeah, Eddie, all right, So mad Men. The show
was re released on max H four K befour k,
which they didn't think that certain things would be exposed
in four K, which is awesome that people are just
finding different things that they can see. And one was
a throw up scene where somebody in the scene throws
up and you can see the guy running the throw

(13:46):
up machine in the background, he's hitting the button. He's
in the camera. There's another one where girls walking through
New York City but on the signs it has like
an LA number and it says like LA's best food.

Speaker 6 (13:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
The funniest thing to me is that they didn't like
rewatch it back before they loaded it up, because I've
seen this and you know, in some movies, and I
never see it live. I only see clips of movies
where you see the boom mic, yes, come down.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
I never actually catch it during a movie, but I
will be told, hey, look at this, this happened in the movie,
and if I watched the movie back, I can then see
it because I'm looking for it.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Well, I saw the story about mad Men, and so
it had the clip and I looked at him. Oh no,
you see the people the camera guys on the side.
I never saw him the first time, and then they
had to do a little highlight thing. I'm like, oh,
there is, because yeah, I would have I'm like you,
I would have never seen that.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Yeah, I'm surprised they didn't catch that. Might see this
at all.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
Yeah, it's because they have to go back in and
restore all the footage. And they were supposed to make
those same like technical changes when they restored the footage,
but they did it.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Did they have to make those changes initially when they
shot it?

Speaker 3 (14:40):
Yeah, so they did all that when it first came out,
and then they had that original footage again that they
were storing to four K, but it has none of
those those things on there, so they had.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
A modifications they had to make in the initial day.
That's funny. I saw them. I laughed because you see
like the people on the ground in the court, like cameras. Yeah,
this is not nineteen fifties or whatever supposed to be.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
What's crazy when you watch like old eighties movies like
Back to the Future in four K and you can
see all the makeup, Like the makeups so bad.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
I've never noticed.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yeah, yeah, like docs makeup, you know, the professor or whatever.
You can see the skin kind of peeling off around
his neck.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
I wouldn't go see the first teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
movie in theaters again this year. And you can see
like sometimes when they open their mouth, you can see
the person.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Inside of it.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Or there's sometimes, like like the roof scene, you can
see like the edge of the set where you see
it's just a backdrop and not a real city.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
They probably caught away with so much because the quality
was so bad.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Yeah, I don't know that my vision is even good
enough to see even in four K.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Did you know there's sometimes like my some my wifi's
on the second floor and we watch football games on
the first floor. Sometimes the I guess it starts to
buffer a little bit and so it kind of looks blurry.
The football game starts looking blurry. And I was telling
my mom, I'm like, this is crazy. This is how
we used to watch football, and we thought that was normal.

Speaker 6 (15:54):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
To see some of the nineties clips of football, it
looks like it's in nineteen tens. Yeah, it looks like
they're shooting it in black and white, grainy, one flip
at a time, and we were watching that and we
just thought that was normal. But to see it back now,
it was garbage.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Do you remember when the HD flip happened, You're like, wow,
this is crazy. I could see everything on the field.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
I didn't have an HDTV, so that was a slow
role because I would see it in certain places little
by little, yeah, like restaurants. Yeah, and then it would
become more normal. It had to be like color TV's
back in the day. Have you ever seen the newscast
where they go and they show the first color ever
when they flipped the color television. It's a newscast. I've
only seen it on TikTok. Obviously I wasn't alive in
whatever year this was, the fifties or sixties. And they're
black and white and it's two guys and they're like, yeah,

(16:34):
this is the new and the other guy walks across
the set to another set and the camera just kind
of follows them and he sits down and it's like
now for more and the screen goes color for the
first time. Now, you had to have a color TV
to see it, and most people didn't have a color TV.
But imagine that change. I think it's gonna be the
same onever it goes from a screen television that we

(16:55):
have now to when everything is basically three D coming
off of a platform instead of it's vertical. Now, I
think it's going to be a platform on the bottom
that it comes off.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Of, like how they do what do you call that?
When like Tupac comes back holograms like holograms.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
I think it'll be basically holograms because you see that
might isn't that crazy?

Speaker 2 (17:16):
It's crazy?

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Could we show that? Because I'm told our screen works now,
like if I were to reference that.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
My whole system is not working so.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Now, because that would have been a good example, and
I'm so used to not having adequate technology that I
just go this is what I saw and try to
describe it. But it would be cool if I could
show it, because if people are watching it on YouTube,
all right, we're gonna have a little experiment. You take
your time, everybody, I'm serious, taking time first time. This
is like going to color TV for the first time.

(17:50):
So what's the process with the shot here? So we
go to a wide shot?

Speaker 4 (17:53):
Okay, well, and Scuba has to flip the switch on jumping.

Speaker 8 (17:57):
That machine right now. But the machine is taking a
while to load up.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
And then and Mike is supposed to be.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
This is like the first time they saw holiday. This
is it.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
I got a note from Schoolba's like, hey, finally after
a year of you asking, it's working, they've been able
to get us where we can just flip stuff up
on the screen.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
It could be my way. My computer's not working today.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
And then it goes and takes Overc's computer.

Speaker 8 (18:19):
I flipped the video screen.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
We got movement.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Okay, we're all black. Okay, now we're oh that is
That is a messed up screen.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Half there, Mike, that is your computer.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Yeah, but it's it's all tilted.

Speaker 8 (18:35):
Try and pulling your screen back.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Oh no, give it a second. The weird thing about
this studio, because I've been building a new studio, oh oh,
we have it, is that this studio I preferred the
nine screens because of what we could do here and
put backgrounds up, but it just so doesn't work so
many times it's almost not worth it. Okay, here are
the two guys. The guy walks across the set. Now

(18:59):
it's a white It didn't I didn't show you guys
the first two guys that were together. But he walks
from doing a newscast and now he's putting like his
ears in so we can hear the producer, and he's
gonna sit solo at a desk. And then for the
first time America sees this as he does the news,
it's like there it is.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Oh wow, Bob Brunner, that did look a lot like us.
Couldn't get in those screens up.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
And you know what they had to be like, is
this working? And their version of Scuba steeves like I'm
pushing the box.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
That's cool.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Do you ever see the Hey, can we get audio Scooba?
That doesn't that doesn't there yet, would.

Speaker 8 (19:44):
Have to feed audio. That'd be Eddie's thing. I believe
in yours isn't working right.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Okay, so this is this is a funny. You can't
hear it? I bet jack and identify most of these
news bloopers though, because I've seen them all. All right,
let's just let it roll. Here a practicing our new system.
I don't know what he's saying. Yeah, I don't know
this one though, I don't know. Is this like a
highlight montage? I don't know. This guy has a large cat?

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Does this guy jump up in now and.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Then ends up being a tiny cat in the back?
It's not that one. Okay, that's funny. That's funny. That's funny.
All right, let's see, let's if I can do one more.
Thank you for your patience, everybody. Do you ever see
the one where the guys like, uh, this is our
the person we're looking for and it turned and they
put the drawing up exactly the day. Yeah, that was funny.

(20:29):
I thought that was gonna be on here. Maybe that's
so old that even my news bloopers aren't relevant. Anymore.
It was you ever see one of the two girls
and they're they're young, they're like out of college, but
they're doing like a North Dakota like one of their
first jobs, a small market, and they're both there and
one of them was like looking at the camera like
because she didn't think they're on, and the other girl

(20:51):
was like, she's like, hey, you're on, Like well this
week in the news. He goes, that's so pale. Yeah,
she's looking at those are great, all right, one day
we'll get that the sketch gut no, that ud wash.
The other dude I think was like a Hispanic or black.

(21:11):
But those are the two news guys at first. So
I described that kind of product. There's two people. Yeah,
that's pretty cool clip. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 8 (21:18):
I saw.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Most people are listening to this on podcasts anyway. They're
not watching. But soon enough, when you watch, you'll be
able to watch us watch. And isn't that what us
is all about? Yes, you saw what Eddie.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Oh, it's a TikTok of just like Red Carpet, you
know things that were things went wrong in Red Carpets,
And it was like the one where Tom Cruise got
scored by water, and he's just like, why would you
do that? Why would you do that? And the fact
that like people are doing crazy stuff on the red carpet,
and then the way people react is like really funny
to question dumb questions.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Why would they spray Tom Cruise? The social media cloud,
I guess, but this is before social media. This is
Ebom's world. So it's maybe it's like a fan.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
Spraying him, not because he's an interview.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
But like there's fans everywhere all around.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Yeah. Possibly he gets squirted right in the face and
he's like why would you do that? And he gets mad?

Speaker 1 (22:08):
You know what, Tom Cruise? Justice for Tom Cruise. Now
it's frozen, okay, and then there's the cashow on where
she go? Why does all of our stuff suck? We
finally have it. Okay, we can't hear it. But Tom
Cruise is talking. Okays, he's having a heck of an interview.
Looks like vampire he got Did he get squirted? That

(22:30):
was small? Now you'll see it, Okay, still talking to
the interviewer, wondering what angle the spray comes. Oh, it
came from the microphone, it was it was from the microphone. Yeah,
Tom cris punch him.

Speaker 6 (22:47):
Wasn't that a Was that a joke?

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Microphone Mike, It came right from the microphone. That's so
not cool, by the way, not cool, but hilarious. Like
to have that. I wouldn't have done that to Tom Cruise.
Too big of a star at the angle. That's funny.
If it's like one of your buddies, like for us
in this job.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
But yeah, bad move.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
And he tries to be cool about him.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
He that should piss him off. And then if a
person is like blocking it with their hands the water spray, Yeah,
that sucks all right. One other thing we talked about
the raccoon, the drunk raccoon. When do you guys hear
that story?

Speaker 2 (23:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:23):
And I was like, guy, who don't mess with raccoons.
If you see a raccoon, leave it alone, even if
it's a drunk raccoon passed down in the bathroom, leave
it alone. A man tried to drive an injured raccoon
to the nature center, but it bit him on the
face and his hands during the drive. It also had rabies.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Oh no, does that mean he has rabies?

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Well, it means you guys are taking shots immediately in
the stomach forever for a long time. Maybe not forever,
but for a long time. And when sometimes rabies, they
have to kill it immediately because you can't fix rabies,
and they have to go into the brain. That's the
only way they know if an animal has rabies is
by going in once it bites them. They don't know
what has rabies. It's an animal. It has rabies a

(24:00):
lot of times. So they have to go and kill
those animals once they bite to see if they have rabies,
because to see the effect of the human so they
have to go and cut the head off and cut
the brain in half and see if the brain is
infected with rabies, to which it was. So now this
dude's got to take all these shots because he was
trying to help an injured raccoon.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
So they had to kill the raccoon to find out
I've had rabies.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Yes, you can't tell now if it's like foaming at
the mouth, that's different. You guess, you know, but you
still don't know. No, you don't really know until you
cut the head off and go into the brain.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
Well, so why didn't this guy put it in like
a cage man?

Speaker 9 (24:28):
Not?

Speaker 1 (24:28):
I had one if it's injured and you're you have
that in your heart, you're like, just throw it in
the back of the car. You wouldn't get it there.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Yeah, right, whatever, that's not on the screen though, that's
the drunk record, that's.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
The drunk raccoon. H we're still screening it, Okay, So
where do we scubau? So I can't really go to
this then unless it's a visual, but then it's gonna
take us a long time. Yeah, it's not your fault.
This is not me being irritated at you.

Speaker 8 (24:51):
Yeah, I know, Yeah, I know, because we're just trying
to get it done and we're It's.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Just such something that I have friends that do shows.
They pull it crap all the time, they play audio,
they do everything just on the just like boom on call,
pull us up, boom play it.

Speaker 8 (25:03):
We just have almost so much and too much technology,
and it was built by somebody that they ended up
laying off eighty percent through the work. And so it's
kind of like you kind of get what you get.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Then why can't we just bring in one rogue rolling
mobile screen that sits on the stage and it's just
like check this out, like we were watching an illegal
Dallas Cowboys game the other night from Mike's TikTok account
on the screen like in my studio at my house,
Like these don't.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Even have screen mirror right there.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
Yeah, I had to bring in a rocude.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Well, like I could do that at home. Yeah, but
I guess these TVs don't have that.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
It's crazy, It's crazy. We can't even We'll come up.
We're just trying to make content over here.

Speaker 8 (25:40):
The Bobby Boone Show, everybody rolled.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Travis Kelsey said him and Taylor Swift not fought once
in two and a half years. Ask somebody's been married
for twenty.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Years, we fight all the time.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
What does that tell you? Though? If someone says I've
been in a relationship for multiple years and we haven't
fought once.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
That means he's not fighting. Like he's just being like,
you know what, Taylor, you're right. And I'm assuming he
does that because it's Taylor Swift. I mean, like he
won the lottery by getting Taylor Swift, So of course
he's like, I'm not fighting this.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Will you play Cliff in the podcast?

Speaker 7 (26:11):
Right, Travis, Well, it's only been two and a half years,
and you're right.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
I haven't gotten no argument to.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
What do you think the same, Because any intimate relationship
you're in, it could be a friendship, it could be
a roommate, it can be a romantic relationship two and
a half years. If you're in intimate settings, I'm not
even talking about romantic, I'm talking about just close. Yeah,
you're gonna fight with anybody just because you're too human
beings with different emotions and feelings. Yeah, sounds like ul

(26:46):
Travis just kind of taking her lead.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
But in the podcast, George Clooney says the same thing.
He hadn't fought, you know, argue with his wife at
all either.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Well that's like ten years. Yeah, that's what led to that. Morgan,
what do you think.

Speaker 5 (26:56):
I wonder if what he's saying is like they haven't
had any big low ups. Maybe they've had disagreements, but
they because I feel like it's impossible not to have
a disagreement with somebody that close in your personal life.

Speaker 4 (27:08):
So I wonder if he's saying like arguments, like they.

Speaker 5 (27:11):
Haven't full out yelled at each other and had intense arguments.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
This is what it is. Travis Kelsey revealed he never
once had an argument with his fiance Taylor swift that
that feels okay. So I think I thought that George
Clooney part was performative, which is why I didn't bring
it up. Because it's like ten years we never had
an argument. I feel like that's just him kind of
being funny, because again, you live with somebody, you're gonna
have an argument. Travis sand two and a half years
and they never once had an argument. As a response,

(27:38):
I feel like that's just him going, hey, I don't
want to mess this up.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Yeah, yeah, I agreed.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Like maybe I locked this down. Then we can fight
right once.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
They get married. Once they say I did you know what?

Speaker 1 (27:48):
I don't like it when you do this now that
we're married.

Speaker 5 (27:53):
Yeah, but do you think you guys could hold on
for two and a half years and not say something?

Speaker 10 (27:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Easy, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, you just have to
just make up your mind. I'm not arguing.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Yeah, whatever you say, dear, until we get married. I'm
sure people do this all the time in the reversal.
I'm sure that there are women as well who do
this with men. They marry somebody, they're like, hey, I
want to screw this up. I want to get married
so the guy could be rich or it could be
this situation, and she's like, I just want to get
to the marriage because then I know I'm guaranteed sign
got like an athlete, don't get hurt in your contract year.

(28:24):
So I just want to We're probably wrong about that.
I'm sure it's a great, healthy relationship.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
There's no way, man, there's really no I agree.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Maybe they're just not together that much.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
Oh that could be it.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Do you think about that? And so when they are together,
it's all honeymoon period because he's gone a lot playing ball,
she's gone a lot. I don't know, singing. Oh, she's
not on tour right now.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Yeah, album press.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Yeah. I've been married for basically five years, been together
for six or so, and it's like, I just don't
see how two and a half years into it you
don't have it.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
But after you guys met, how quickly did you guys
argue about something?

Speaker 1 (29:02):
We dated for four months and then COVID hit, So
then we were just stuck in the hand. We were
stuck together. I think Mike and I were talking about
this yesterday and a podcast. I think the first reality
in my relationship with my now wife was because I
never lived with anybody like, I never even had a
romantic relationship that counted that I would consider like a
big relationship until my wife. I never lived with anyone

(29:23):
romantically or anything like that. And when we were living
together during COVID, there was a point where I would
work in the morning because we worked from our homes,
and then I we just go, huh, I guess I'm
gonna play video games. I play video games all day.
And the reality moment when she came and she was like, hey,
I live here too, Like I know you work all day.

(29:45):
I didn't think anything about it. I'm like, I just living.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
So that's funny.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
That was kind of the first the thread that was like, oh,
I'm in a relationship. Now I have to like have
awareness that there's another person that I need to Then
it opened us up to conversations that weren't comfortable, because
that's where the relationship grows in uncomfortable conversations. But good
for them. Maybe they just never fight, Aye, maybe they'll
never fight.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
He's a fighter. Argument, but even argue because argues less well,
like that you can argue over like where we're going
to where we're going for dinner, right, and can.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Argue like what coffee cup you keep using without washing
it every day. Right, Yeah, you guys can call us
if you've been in a relationship and you never fought.
That just means somebody is going maybe their personality is
not that of conflict.

Speaker 5 (30:30):
I did see somebody make a comment they both make
so much money, so maybe they don't any argue about because.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Oh you can argue about anything else.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Yeah, I mean, I don't think money effects arguing, not
at all. I've been on both sides of the money thing,
and I've been just as just as argumentative. All right,
thank you for that. Call us if you want eight
seven seven seventy seven, Bobby, that's our phone number.

Speaker 6 (30:55):
This is the Bobby Bones.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
So cool. I want to go talk to Diana and Oklahoma.
We were talking about Travis Kelcey and Taylor Swift and
he said two and a half years they've never had
a fight, and I'm like, man, that they must be
the perfect mix of personalities in or He's just like,
I don't want to fight because I don't want to
mess us up. I got a good thing going, Diana.
You're on the show. Hi, you're on? Go ahead?

Speaker 8 (31:19):
Well?

Speaker 11 (31:19):
Yeah, yeah, my husband and I actually today is the
sixteen year anniversary of our first date. We've been together
for sixteen years, dated for four, married for twelve, and
we've never had a fight. And I agree with Morgan
that disagreements are different than fights. I think when you
get two people who have a lot of respect for
each other, you're going to disagree, but you're not going

(31:41):
to blow up. And my husband's got the personality of
very He ponders things, he thinks on him He doesn't
just lash out. And I also think we were in
our forties when we started dating. We were a second
relationship that matters, So I think that helps your mature Yeah,
and we've we've already been we've already been through all
that you know, when you're in your twenties and heated
and just bort things up. We learn, we learned from

(32:02):
past failures and relationships what doesn't work. And I think
this when you love somebody and you have a lot
of respect for them. So if Taylor and Travis are
just two years two and a half years in, I
believe them they probably haven't thought now that. I don't
mean they haven't disagreed, but I think they have respect
for each other and they listen and maybe sometimes they
agree to disagree.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
I think you can have respect for somebody and still
fight with her, So I don't want to make those
two things. Also, I think if you are together in
your forties and you both have gone through it, I
think you probably understand what's even worth arguing about. And
also we're dealing with semantics here. He said they never
had an argument.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Argument.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Yeah, we didn't even we went to fight ourselves. I
think some days, though, you just don't feel good, Some
days you didn't get enough sleep. Some days something happens
with something outside of your control, and most normal humans
react in ways they're probably not proud of, which at
times triggers a fight. But I don't think couples that
fight have any less respect, no or any less love

(33:00):
for each other.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Yeah, my wife and I respect each other, we love
each other. But we have arguments and sometimes he did arguments.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Yeah, arguments needs to be the work. That's what we're using.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Earlier, not fights.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Yeah. Oh turns no swing, We've had fights, but it's
all semantics, right. Some people consider fight an argument and disagreement,
whatever the case is. I do think though, it does
matter if you've been through it already because it shows
you then later on some things are worth going through
it again for and some aren't. So I completely understand
Diana saying we got we started dating in our fods. Diane,
I really appreciate that call. Thank you, thanks, goodbye, all

(33:31):
right bye. Let me go to Lucy in Michigan. She's
been married fourteen years. They've only had one fight, Lucy,
is that true?

Speaker 12 (33:38):
Yes, we have been dating since or we've started dating
in high school and we got married at nineteen and twenty.
We've been married almost fourteen years and we've had one
major argument in our whole entire marriage. I mean, sure
we have our little tips for tats, but it's nothing
where we don't. We just don't get angry with each

(33:59):
other because we talk about it immediately, And I feel
like that's king. Communication is definitely key to a healthy relationship.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Yeah, and everybody says that. I think the type of
communicator you are, though, matters a lot on how you
actually resolve the conflict as well.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
And do you have to be angry to being an argument?

Speaker 1 (34:17):
I am rarely angry at anything, right, and you argue, yeah,
so I am not an angry arguer If I'm angry
I shut down until I am less angry. So again,
we're dealing with a lot of semantics here. Tit for
tat fine, it's all that so, but that to me,
what I hear is we have one personality in this
relationship that definitely is not about conflict at all. Is

(34:40):
that true, Lucy, one of you guys is definitely not
about conflict at all.

Speaker 12 (34:45):
I agree with that. My husband is definitely he would
rather just like not not handle it. But I'm very
much so like, if you're having these big feelings, if
we're having like some type of feeling, like, we need
to talk about it now. And I feel like over
the years, as being matured together and gotten older together,
it's definitely helped him be like, yees, I know what
we need to face his head on versus like letting

(35:06):
it fester.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
I think you're a lot like my wife, and that's
been a bit of what our relationship has been like.
Because I have the emotional maturity of like an eleven
year old when it comes to being in a relationship,
just haven't been in a lot of them. I'm talking
about not just romantic but even like family relationships. I
didn't have a lot of that and so I've had
to develop and she's very much like Lucy our caller
that's like, Hey, this is happening, we need to talk

(35:28):
about it, where I'm just like, do we We'll wake
up tomorrow. This will be a thing of the past. Uh, Luise,
I appreciate that call. Thank you for colonists and spending
fee with the see you later, thank you. I get it.
It's a personality thing, for sure. Yeah, or it's a
I'm just gonna hold on as tied as I can
so I don't mess this thing up, for sure.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
So if that's the case with Taylor and Travis, who
do you think is the the one that just doesn't
argue the peacemaker.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Taylor's an alpha, so it's a traviling. I don't know
that for sure, but Taylor's an alpha.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
Right for sure? You can tell the Taylor's the Offha.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
No, I didn't say the alpha or a alpha have
to be an alpha to be in a position of
power like that. I'm not talking about in the relationship,
just in general. You're not if you're a CEO, if
you are in the creative field, if you are a
head football coach, you've got to be in Alpha.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Yeah, so I as what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
I got to Morganway think.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
Yeah, I think a lot of it is semantics, and
I do think there's a possibility that they haven't never argued.
But the why and what it looks like, you know,
who knows, but I do. I do think they both
have very matching personalities and that they want something to work,
so they're going to try and find any way to
make it work.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Also, it's probably a lot easier for not together, a
whole lot which I don't know that they're not together,
but if you have jobs, sure, every day's honey.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
He plays football in other cities.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
All right, thank you all for the calls. We really
appreciate that. Eddie, we got a lot of calls about
you trying to get your wife's ring size. Oh yeah,
would you like to hear one of them.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
I would love an idea.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Yes, Eddie wants to get his wife a ring, but
he doesn't know a ring size and she.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Only owns one ring and it's on her finger at
all times.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Yeah, that sucks. Carolyn and Colorado Springs. We're gonna put
you on here. Hey Carolyn, Hello, Hey, you go to
You're on the show. Go ahead.

Speaker 10 (37:08):
So Abby just got engaged.

Speaker 12 (37:11):
So that's a good reason to.

Speaker 13 (37:12):
Say, oh, you know, when's the last time Eddie had.

Speaker 10 (37:15):
Her ring checked for loose prongs or coined?

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Okay, I feel you I've never never I've never done that,
so so you have a reason now to talk about that.
They'd be like, hey, have you got engaged? Well, I
don't know if that's enough. I think what you do
is you make up a lie like, hey, did you're
like one of Caitlin's like they like small diamonds fell
out of.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Her diamondy Oh yeah, I wouldn't want that.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Bobby was talking about that your prongs, because I think
that's I don't think the Abbey situation makes enough sense
for you to check her ring right like I thought
of it. Yeah, yeah, you need to have me lose
something like she needs to have lost something. And then
it's like, hey, do you ever is that something you
do is check it?

Speaker 2 (37:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Could you pull that off?

Speaker 2 (37:52):
That's a good idea. I think I could. I mean
I could probably, you know, dramatize a little bit and
be like, I'm really terrible actor, learned about your diamond?
Now can I see that? And then I'm just gonna
but where do I take it? Do I have to
buy one of those measuring things? Just keep it in
my pocket.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
That's a good point. Is there a measuring thing to
keep in your pocket?

Speaker 5 (38:10):
Yeah, you can definitely buy one on Amazon, like a
measuring kit for a ring, so if you do get
it for a second, you.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Can measure it. I think Carolyn's onto something.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Yeah, So I just need it for like two minutes
to get that little and.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
As soon as you get it, you walk into the bathroom.
That's not going to be suspicious. Uh, Carolyn, I like it.
I like all your head went. I appreciate your calling.
All right, see you later. All right, you call it guys,
call us if you want eight seven seven seventy seven
Bobby Hey, there, it's nine to ninety nine on Amazon.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
The ring size one of these ring sizers perfect. You
just have to and is it long?

Speaker 13 (38:43):
Like?

Speaker 2 (38:44):
Where do I keep that thing?

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Like the ones in the maroom under the saine so
when you walk in the bathroom, you just pull it
out from under the seine.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Bobby Bone show.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
I want to get to some more calls. This is
June who is listening in Mississippi. Hey, June. You're on
the show.

Speaker 7 (38:59):
Hey, Robby, welcome more than.

Speaker 14 (39:03):
So.

Speaker 13 (39:04):
I've been married to my husband for twenty two years
and we have had one fight when we were either
dating or engaged. And I do think it's possible.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
What about an argument, because that's what we were using.
And it's again the word's been thrown.

Speaker 13 (39:16):
Really we had we had one argument. Okay, we were dating.
It was my fault. I apologize after the fact. I
was like, I was being really disinconsiderate and I'm really sorry,
and he's like, it's okay, you were being like outlandish,
and I said, I realized that. And we have six
kids together, and I'd never lived to anybody else before.
And our kids said, Mom, you know you did a

(39:39):
disservice because you never argue, and so we had no
idea how to resolve conflicts amongst ourselves or with our
boyfriends and girlfriends. I said, well, I could like make
it a fight and we could like role play, but
I means, we never fight.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Why do you think that guy? Okay, so see I
have trouble with someone said they don't fight because somebody's great,
like a great guy, because I I think Eddie's a
great guy.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
Thank you, man. I think you're a great guy. We
all we have fine We fight with our spouses.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Are you Ray, do you ever fight with Bay?

Speaker 6 (40:07):
You kidding me?

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Yes, Yeah, we definitely fight. You're a great guy.

Speaker 9 (40:12):
But I think that, uh, we don't do it in
the moment, though, So we would maybe say a couple
of words back and forth to each other, and then
we'd shelve it, and then we both come back and say,
all right, hey, this is where I was wrong. Here's
how we can resolve it. So I would say, in
the moment, there's not a lot said. We both know
it's going to be heated. She'll I go to a
room or something like that.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Yeah, June, one of you guys' personalities is again is
it conflict of oin?

Speaker 13 (40:34):
It no note at all. I mean he's he lives
with the one word of selfless. He's one hundred percent selfless.
And so I said, when do you want to go
out of the keep? Wherever you want to go? Answered
like Chinese? Okay, we go Chinese. He's very much, you know,
a godly servant heart. He's just, and he's kind, and
he's never ever thinks about himself. He always puts other people.

Speaker 10 (40:57):
First, well, maybe that's what we.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Need to find. Then yeah, somebody needs to do that.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Yeah, so that's a rare that's that's a rare er. Fine,
it's so rare.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
And then like, so if I went to my wife
and be like, all right, one of us has to
be selfless, who is it gonna be? How do you
decide that?

Speaker 1 (41:13):
I don't think it's something that is asked. I think
somebody just has to be that person person Because if
I go, hey, Kaitlin, I've come to the conclusion that
one of us has to be selfless, and she'll immediately
go I thinks for offering, all right, they.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Can be here, you're the one.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Uh, June, I'm glad you shared your story. Listen. All
relationships are different and I appreciate you, and I'm glad
you found a guy that seems like an absolute dream boat.

Speaker 13 (41:37):
Yes, thanks so much.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
By that's crazy. That's crazy. See.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
I think even if I told my wife like, hey,
like we're arguing to be like, you know what, I'm
a selfless person, I'm just gonna.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Oh, she killed me. Point, don't claim yourself listing, because
what I do, and it's annoying is if I'm wrong
about something, because I do have a problem with admitting
I'm wrong, and if I'm wrong about something, I don't
always go and approach it as hey, I was wrong
about this. I will approach it. I'll kind of go
back door and be like, hey, I was steaking what

(42:10):
if we did this? And in reality that approach is
just apologizing for something I did on the other side. Yeah,
but what I do because she'll say, you never admit
you're wrong really little things that I've been wrong about.
I'll go and I was really wrong about how many
tablespoons it took to make, and then yeah, and then
I'll be like, see how often I admit I'm wrong.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
She's like, that's not what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, thank you for that. Let's go to
Cliff and Mobile, Alabama. This is about Eddie's ring. Hey, Cliff,
you're on the show, Good morning show. What's happening body?

Speaker 10 (42:40):
As much like y'all doing this morning.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Doing pretty good? What do you think about Eddie's ring?

Speaker 10 (42:47):
What you could do is what I did when I
got when I got engaged and got married with her ring?
Is that, like I said, when she's took in, when
she's you know, doing whatever, and it's all grab the ring,
put it on whatever finger it's gits you the best.
Don't push it down, Just let it sit gently on
your finger and mark it with a pin.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
At the point of that.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
That's interesting the ring cliff, because that's a great idea.
By the way, I haven't thought about it. That's but
how does he get the ring, in your opinion, off
her finger without her thinking something's up?

Speaker 10 (43:20):
A lot of times women don't wear their jewelry while
they're shower you know this, getting getting dressed, make of this,
that and the other. You know, it's attention to detail.
Word like or where she's cooking my father when she
was cooking. You know it's sitting there ring on the side.
You know you're goofing all than see a man I got.
You know, you got bigger fingers than she does. Almost

(43:42):
you if that's on my finger, you know that's that
and the other Just put on there gently and just
mark it with a pen. You have a good eye
of reference of what where where the ring is on
your finger, and so you have a better idea of
what to get. So like say that lands in the
crease of your of your ring finger lands in the
first crease of yours. You got a rifference point and
you can go from that.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
I think there's some brilliance in that. Yeah, yeah, it's
just Step one is how do you get the ring?

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Step one. I have seen her ticket off when she's cooking.
It's not all the time, but sometimes, so I'll keep
an eye for that. But once I do mark my finger,
then I go to the jewelry store.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Then you measure your finger. You can use that kit.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
Okay, but that's like where you put the ring on it.
That that little measure thing you put the ring on
it and tells you, oh, you put the ring on
the Yeah, it's like a stick. So do I have
to just go to the Maybe I go to the
jewelry that you could do that? Yeah, and then show
them better make sure you don't wash your finger. Take
idea with the sharpiet after that happens. It's a good
point too.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
I don't know. It just seems like at this point
she's just be like, hey, I want to buy you
a ring, right, just yeah, let's go get it. But Cliff,
I think that's a great idea for our listeners, Like
if you can sneak the ring put it on and
mark your own finger. It's got what that size is,
that's pretty solid. We appreciate that. Call.

Speaker 10 (44:50):
Man, You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
I see you later. Let's go. I did have another
poison Pill game that we did not get to, which
was Eddie and Math. Because Lunchbox lost, Morgan lost. We
have Angie on. Hey, Angie, Angie and Idaho, how are
you a good.

Speaker 11 (45:08):
Morning Bobby, Good morning studio morning.

Speaker 6 (45:11):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
We're gonna let you play a game here. You know,
during the show earlier, we played the poison Pill game
with Lunchbox played music and did you win? Lunchbox?

Speaker 8 (45:19):
I forgot no?

Speaker 6 (45:20):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (45:20):
Morgan played eighties trivia? Did you win? I forgot no?
I didn't. And the reason it's called poison pill is
because it's impossible, Like this is their weakest category and
Eddie's is math. So if Eddie gets five out of
seven rights impossible in math, you're gonna be the big
prize winner today. Angie. Okay, all right, Eddie, Eddie, I'm

(45:41):
that Angie.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
I'm so bad at math that you have to understand
so bad poison pill.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
Here we go, five to seven? Ready, Eddie, Yeah, I'm ready?
What is twelve? Divided by three? Does he get to
use a pen? Mic?

Speaker 2 (45:55):
It's math?

Speaker 1 (45:57):
I guess so you think so? Yeah, it's math, guys,
Morgan lunchbox. Should I use pen? It's math?

Speaker 6 (46:02):
I don't gonna make a difference.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Okay, yeah, right, I don't even know what to write down.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
It'll be funny if he gets it wrong.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Twelve divided by three. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
I couldn't even do that and wrote it down twelve three.
It's not six four?

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Correct? How'd you get to that?

Speaker 2 (46:26):
I just counted? I was like, what, what number times
three is twelve?

Speaker 6 (46:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (46:32):
That's right, that's one way to do it.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
What number times three is twelve?

Speaker 2 (46:35):
That's exactly it?

Speaker 8 (46:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Okay, what is the square root of forty nine?

Speaker 2 (46:41):
Chance?

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Do you know what a square root is?

Speaker 2 (46:43):
No? Not really, something divided by itself into the square root.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
You're just saying words.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Yeah, yeah, I have no idea. What's the number square?

Speaker 1 (46:52):
Or what forty nine?

Speaker 2 (46:54):
I feel like, like, oh, seven times seven? What's seven
times seven? Two? Seven?

Speaker 1 (47:08):
So your answer? Yeah, that's correct? WHOA how'd you get there?

Speaker 2 (47:12):
I did seven times. It's like a number, a number
of times itself is the square root. So I was like, well,
what times? What is seven times seven? And I had
to do I did to go seven times five first
because I know that one thirty five. Then I'd count
thirty five, thirty seven, and then.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Yeah, you explaining, it's confusing me, dude. I knew better
what it was before you started.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Listen. That's how my head works, because you are I
have discalculia, Yeah, diys calculia.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Okay, what's the next number in this sequence? Two four
eight sixteen blank?

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Two four eight sixteen. So two times two plus two
is four four plus four is eight eight plus eight
to sixteen sixteen plus six. It's tough twenty twenty four
you had wait wait, wait, sixteen plus sixteen is twenty

(48:14):
Oh it's not twenty four, idiot, thirty.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Four, No, not even that. He sure, Yeah, I'm sure
because you had the formula.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
I know I did. And then what's sixteen plus sixteen?
Then so ten, ten, twenty six and fours thirty where
you get thirty four thirty two? Yeah, gosh, I'm an idiot.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Two four eight sixteen blanks.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
I would have gotten that with time.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
We gave you time, and you had like three guesses. Okay,
you missed that one. Okay, you can only miss one more?
What is fourteen times three?

Speaker 2 (48:52):
And we did hard away?

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Have you been doing? It's the easy way?

Speaker 2 (48:55):
No, no, no, it's all the hard way. Fourteen times three,
so fourteen fourteen that's twenty eight fourteen thirty thirty eight,
forty forty two.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Your answer is forty two. Correct.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
Man. It helps to gamble because sometimes when I'm looking
at spreads, I have to.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Do this, like when you're on draftking spreads.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
Yeah, and I see the score, and I'm going if you.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Gambled more, you better at master your kids.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
That's my point.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Yes, got it? Okay. If you have twenty four apples
and you divide them equally amongst four friends, how many
apples does each friend get?

Speaker 2 (49:40):
Okay, that's twenty four divided by four. That's the formula,
four times six times four.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
If you have twenty four apples and divide them equally
amongst four friends, how many apples does each friend get?

Speaker 6 (49:56):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Four times five is many? Yeah?

Speaker 12 (50:00):
Four?

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Hold on wait wait, wait wait.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
You didn't let your hand off the chest piece yet?

Speaker 2 (50:05):
I got it?

Speaker 8 (50:06):
Got it?

Speaker 2 (50:06):
Six?

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Correct?

Speaker 14 (50:08):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (50:09):
One more right? And you're the one that come on,
let's go.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
I know I know this sounds simple like, and I'm
not making this up like I know that simple math,
but it is so hard for me to figure that out.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
The perimeter of a square is thirty six. What is
the length of one side.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
The perimeter of the square, so all of it is six.
It's thirty six the whole thing, So thirty six died
about four because four sides of the square.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Four times five seconds?

Speaker 2 (50:43):
Shoot? Shoot answer uh nine correct winner?

Speaker 8 (50:49):
Yes you hit it, Yes, you hit it. Wow?

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Wow Angie, we did it.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Wow? You got five?

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Right?

Speaker 1 (50:58):
You only missed. Oh, she talked to you like a child.
I know she definitely hit you with that childhood you.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
This game was going to make me look stupid?

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Uh, angew are you proud of them?

Speaker 10 (51:08):
Very Angie?

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Did you? Were you listening and being like idiot? It's six?
Like idiot, it's four.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
That's good answer. No scuba call. We get her like
an assortment of prizes from the back stuff.

Speaker 8 (51:24):
We can hook her up with you.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
All right, Angie, I hope you have a great holiday.
Thank you for listening to the show. Hold on a second, okay,
thank you. All right, there's Angie. Let's see how you
guys do with them. Let's see only five seconds to
answer this, though, Morgan, If a short costs twenty bucks
and it's on sale for half off, how much do
the short cost?

Speaker 4 (51:44):
Shirt costs twenty bucks and is half off? Be ten dollars?

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Right, Lunchbox, what is five squared?

Speaker 6 (51:52):
That's twenty five?

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Correct? Eddie had your feel this too, and I mean
stupid you just didn't get to them. You would have
got to that.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
Man eventually, but not that quick.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Okay, Morgan, a pizza has eight slices. If you eat
three slices, what fraction of the pizza is left?

Speaker 4 (52:08):
Well, there's five slices left.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Yeah, pizza has eight slices. Yeah, if you have three slices,
what fraction of the pizza is left?

Speaker 13 (52:17):
Five?

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Eight? Correct?

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Yeah? I got that one, you did? Yeah, yeah, that
one's easy.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Lunchbox, what's the square? What's the square root of one?
Twenty one?

Speaker 13 (52:26):
One?

Speaker 6 (52:26):
One's eleven?

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Nice?

Speaker 8 (52:28):
Gosh, that's so quick.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
How does he do that?

Speaker 1 (52:31):
How'd you do that?

Speaker 6 (52:33):
It's just knowing your multiplication tables.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Gotcha, and just going to that number.

Speaker 7 (52:36):
Yeah, it's like third grade.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
He keeps jabbing it.

Speaker 6 (52:41):
Oh you asked, so I know. That's how I knew it.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Man, Yeah, multiplications are very much just memorization, at least
for me.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
You think I can still go back and memorize.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
It, Yes, because you can memorize things. I think for me,
especially up until the elevens, it's all just memorized. I'm
not doing any sort of math to figure out eight
times in fifty six, like, okay, there's seven of eight.
It's just a straight memorization.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Dang.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
So I wonder if, like a song, you just you
memorize the song lyrics all theo.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can memorize things. But I wonder
if I was daydreaming that day or what like, what
was I just not paying attention when we were learning
those things.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
I don't think it's a one day thing. I think
your multiplication memorization is over. Like, I don't know, half
of a semester of third grade. It's a lot of days. Yeah,
you did win, though, so we'll get her a prize there,
night shop. Okay, let's roll some voice smels here. Hit
me with number one Ray call her ass.

Speaker 14 (53:33):
If you guys could do a Christmas dance party. I
don't think she meant on Christmas morning. I think she
meant just do a dance party with Christmas music in it.
I would love that if you could do a Christmas
music dance party ever gree day.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
That makes more sense than what I thought whenever I
thought she meant do a Christmas dance party on Christmas Day.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
You shut that down really quick because we weren't going.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
To Nobody listens on Christmas Day except for hard working
delivery drive and drivers ems workers. Maybe if there's I
saltan salt trucks.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Sanna, he's done by the morning. Oh, he's done by
the aa. Heah worked all night.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
He's done by the morning. It's a great point. I
will reevaluate my stance on that. Thank you for the call.
All right, go number two.

Speaker 15 (54:16):
My name is Cambrian Cooper, and I'd just like to
say me and my grandfather listen to your show every
morning and we love it so much. And I just
really wish because his birthday is coming up. It's on
December sixth, He's born in nineteen forty nine, he's turning
seventy six. We love your show so much, I promise
you and I would not want to let him down

(54:36):
for his birthday. I just really wish, from the bottom
of my heart, to the top. We love you, guys,
and I just please, pretty pretty please anyway, thank you
so much for listening to this comment.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
By bye. She never asked for anything. She just kept
saying it's his birthday and she really wishes for something like.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
A shout out.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
But she never said that.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
And I don't even know if she said his name.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
She said her name, Yeah, Cambrian Cooper.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
He was born forty nine December sixth as a matter
of fact. That's that.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
But she never really asks for anything, and she doesn't
want to let him down. We don't know his name,
cam Brain's grandpa. Shout out, Hope, Saturday is awesome, that's
your birthday. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (55:15):
She also says something that I've never heard before. She said,
from the bottom to the top of her heart, of
her heart, and I've never I've always heard somebody say
from the bottom of my heart, but I've never heard
bottom to the.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
Top the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Well, she got us in like eight ways there on
that one.

Speaker 6 (55:27):
All right, go ahead.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
Number three, you.

Speaker 14 (55:28):
Guys are talking about why does Amy always stick up
for a lunchbox? I figured it out. Amy is so
scared of retaliation.

Speaker 11 (55:36):
She thinks that if she goes at Lunchbox.

Speaker 14 (55:39):
So you guys go out him, then he'll retaliate.

Speaker 11 (55:42):
He's that the worst anger problem on the show.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
She thinks that he'll retaliate if she's mean to him.

Speaker 6 (55:47):
That's what it is.

Speaker 14 (55:48):
Thanks.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
I think that's a wonderful theory. Amy's not here today.
She's missed the show today. She has some personal stuff.
So that's why he didn't hear on the show or
the podcast. I think there's something to that, possibly great point.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
I mean he's gone after other people.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Who though would be scarier if they snapped Scuba, Steve
or Lunchbox. Like who would you rather have snap on them?

Speaker 2 (56:08):
That's easy, Lunchbox, No Scuba. Oh rather snap on me, Lunchbox.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Who are you more scared of Scuba? Same?

Speaker 2 (56:14):
He'll kill me, yeah, like Lunchbox can't kill me.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
You're talking about physically?

Speaker 2 (56:18):
Yeah, his arms don't work like he like, he can't.
I don't think he can catch me. Well maybe and
can catch me, but I think I can beat him up,
like choke.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Somebody once and then woke up afterward, right, Scuba, I.

Speaker 8 (56:28):
Don't know you're talking about man Ross. Yeah, Well, I
did have a recent issue with a mall, Santa thing
in line and I quickly but now but now I've grown.
It happened this past weekend and I was sick and tired,
go go forth, and so so we're standing in line
and Santa's late. He's supposed to be there at ten.
We had an appointment at ten o'clock. It's now ten
forty five. I had one kid that just threw up,

(56:49):
had two of the kids that are sick and tired,
and so that Santa finally shows up. The guy gets
there and he's talking to people on line, and we're
in the preserve line and some lady just walks up
in the standby and he goes, all right, we're gonna
take you, take you. And then he looks at the
lady who just walked up and he goes, and you're
gonna be next, and then we'll get to you. And
I was like, I was like, Jay, sorry, dude, let

(57:09):
me to cut you off. But we've been here for
forty five minutes. She just walked out and she just
walked up and he's like, he's like, yeah, I control
the line. I was like, I understand, but just the
logic of it is, we've been here for forty five minutes,
and I want to go after that guy before she
goes next in line, and she's like, WHOA, I'm not
it's not my fault.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
I'm not man nothing. She's gonna get joke slams.

Speaker 8 (57:29):
And I'm I'm not mad at you. I'm just I
just want the logic here of us being here forty
five minutes. We have to go next. And he's like,
all right, well, we'll figure that out when we get
to that, and I was like, there's notother to figure out.
I've been here for forty five minutes. So we're going next.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Scuba is in a confrontation with Sanna Love It. It
wasn't his elf, right, it was Sanna. I think I'm
pretty sure it was. He got a pretty tight beard, okay.

Speaker 8 (57:48):
And then so then we get up there and we're
going next, and I start to stare him down. It's
like one of those like cunt Eastwood type and then
and then I'm like, who's he gonna pick us or
the lady that just glully gagged up there a second ago?
And she goes us up and I go, don't even
think about standing up. We're going next.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Wait did you say that with your physical.

Speaker 8 (58:05):
Words, and then we walked in. I go and we
walked up next, and then I got up to the
guy and I was like, man, I'm really sorry. I
just we've gone through a lot and it's been a
long day, and I apologize for how I acted, but
it just logically and my head hadn't made sense for
us to go. We've been here for forty five minutes
and our point was at ten o'clock and Santa's late.
He goes, you're right, it's fine. It's just a crazy dude.
So it ended up being all right.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Did you see in the future of you choking? Sannah?

Speaker 8 (58:28):
Huh? I saw me in the future of I don't
know what I was gonna do, but it was a
busy day and I just had had it. But I
was pretty proud of myself to take a deep breath
and then apologize for how I acted, even though the
logic of it is we should have gone next.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
Why do you think he was going to let her
cut the line if she was in standby line and
only got to stand by line after you had already
been in line.

Speaker 8 (58:49):
I have no idea what that was. Because the guy
had locked eyes with us a couple of times, so
I'm like, oh, surely he knows we've been here this
whole time. On My kids are a little you know,
Eddie got four kids, lunch three. They're antsy. It's been
no kick, wait forty five minutes for anything. That's tough,
especially when they think they're gonna be seeing Santa and
one of them sick and all this is going on,
and I'm like, who the hell, what world is this guy?
Where he's gonna take them when we've been here for

(59:10):
this long. It just didn't make sense to me. I
was so pissed off by it.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
Yeah, I could see where any sort of line thing
makes me mad, although I don't choke.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
Like the cutting lines, people cutting.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
Lines, that feels what that is. And then I wonder
as Santa trying to get some action, maybe.

Speaker 8 (59:24):
It's like bored, he wants he wants something to happen.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
No meaning, he's letting some woman cut like he's trying
to like get in her pants.

Speaker 8 (59:31):
Oh man's married, though, Well this woman was here, she
was there by her Look what the lady was there
by herself with a kid and miss clause, missus clause. Yeah,
like single mom.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
Santa is far away from the north pole.

Speaker 8 (59:44):
Come grab this candy can, let's go.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
Any any chance that that was Santa just picking a woman.

Speaker 8 (59:50):
If Santa's into that woman, sure, yeah, maybe.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
But it doesn't make sense that he just picks her
or anybody walking up in a standby line.

Speaker 8 (59:56):
Yeah, and there's and there's only three of us in
that reserve line. I'm looking behind me. There's no one
else behind me, So it's like, why would you not
go with us? We're in the reserve line, we already paid,
we're here.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
That would make me so mad too. Yeah, yeah, I
don't rage out, though I would worry about Scuba physically assaultings.
I worry for Scuba. He's not feeling what he's lost
twenty pounds because he's been so sick. He's got this
hernia slash tumor problem, he's got multiple kids. He's at
the mall, Santa's late. Somebody just cut in.

Speaker 8 (01:00:21):
Line, and the guy in front of me is like,
you can go in front of us, it's not a
big deal. And I was like, no, no, no, no, you're
gonna go next, because for principal reasons, you're in front
of me, so you're gonna go. And then we'll a
mem b Yeah, one, two, three, and then go over
to was gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Snap on us right now? I've set us up to
be snapped down by Scuba. How was How was the
Santa experience with your kid?

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
Then?

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
Was he equally as nice to your kid as the
other kids?

Speaker 8 (01:00:41):
Oh? Super nice. They ended up having like a full
meet and greet. They took photos, and they got to
talk about what they wanted for Christmas and everything. So
it was a great experience. And then the guy at
the end felt really bad. He gave us our photos
for free.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
Oh that's cool because he saw he was scared retaliation.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
He knew he's gonna get the choke slammed too.

Speaker 8 (01:00:57):
This one's on us. Don't worry about it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
You gotta think like the elf or whomever this guy is.
He also didn't really want to be there, Like Santa
has been looking to that, looking forward to that for
a whole year. Like that's the thing. That's why he's
growing out the beer.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
That's what he does.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
Yeah, Like that's part of his personality. Like we all
have personality traits that we put on ourselves. A big
part of personalities. I'm big ARCATDSAF fan I'm an arktsaur
guy talking about it all the time. You know that
guy all year is talking about how he's Santa Claus
in the winter because he is Santa Claus, and Santa
Claus talks about it all.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
All the time. He's proud of being Santa Claus. Yeah, well,
what do you what do you do? Like do you
when you're about to choke people out? Like do you
do choke?

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
It just feels like teen wolf right, Like when he
starts to feel it coming on, He's like, no, no, no, I
got a contra or a hulk, Like what do you see?

Speaker 8 (01:01:42):
It's it's like a pimple, you know, Like that moment happens.
So the moment when he was like all right, we're
gonna take you you and he skips ups and goes
as a girl. The first thing that happens is like
you get this like rush of energy that goes from
like you're the core your soul and it goes to
your throat and you have this half a second moment
of like do I say something? Do not say something?
Do I say something? Hey man, listen up dude, And
then you just then you once you once you've committed,

(01:02:03):
you're like, oh crap, I'm in it, and like the
whole world stops and you're spinning and you're looking at
everything and you're like, oh my god, I'm now in this.
I've now committed. I've told this. I've told this guy
to stop for a second. Now I have to continue
on because I can't be a little b and I
can't hold back. I have to choke him.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
You're committed, somebody's gotta get choked.

Speaker 6 (01:02:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:02:26):
Yeah, But I didn't physically. I didn't get physical. I
didn't yell.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
I just I just raised my boding physical with Santa,
like should you be able to celebrate? Yeh oh, goys,
you got a little credit. I didn't beat Sanna.

Speaker 8 (01:02:37):
And then when he walks away, look at my wife.
I'm like, can you have my back here? Like we're
logically right, like like the we're next in line, we've
been here since ten o'clock and he's late. Why go
with the lolly gagger? We need to knock this line
out first, And she's like, I understand, I understand, but
just he shouldn't have said anything. It's just lead with kindness.
I'm like, I'm like, oh my god, I'm so sick.
Of that freaking narrative, Like I'm leaving with logic, we're

(01:03:00):
supposed to go next.

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
But you don't understand the kindness thing. You don't understand
But I don't.

Speaker 8 (01:03:04):
Why Why do not understand the logic of it all?
Like like, forget kindness, it's what makes sense.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
But you have a lot of what I have. You're
so insecure, like you're built insecure because of how we
grew up, that it manifests itself in different ways. Okay,
and for you, I think it is anger, which turns
into rage. I think it mind's equally as unhealthy. You're
just a bigger dude. You probably could win more fights
when you were younger than I could. Mine did not

(01:03:30):
manifest itself in equally unhealthy ways. But I think that's
I feel like anybody, I'm so insecure that I from
how I grew up, that anybody disrespecting me as them
saying they're better than me. Yes, exactly, Yeah, And I
can't have anybody said they're better than me because people
treating me like that my whole life until I was
an adult, because I was a little poor kid. And
so anybody that's disrespecting me, you're telling me that I'm
not as good as you. And that's that's so many

(01:03:53):
wounds from childhood. Yea, that that's where it comes from.
It's like a primal thing that you're just like, I
will I'll kill you.

Speaker 8 (01:04:01):
And I used to hold it in. And now that
I'm confident, I'm not afraid. I'm like, now I'm just
gonna speak my mind. Why not?

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
They have no idea you could have been the NBA player,
for sure. They have no says that. But I agree
with you, Eddie. If I had to pick somebody to
rage on me, if I'm picking, it's not Scuba.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
No chance he'll kill you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
He'll kill you. He almost killed Sannaes.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
Lunchbox gets mad, he gets mad?

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
Who who rages out quicker of the two?

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
Lunchbox for sure, Like that's like, I don't know what that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
I thought he was going to kill Abby once when
they were cleaning out for the palette.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
I thought.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
I thought he was gonna kill Abby. Abby. Did you
feel like he was gonna kill you?

Speaker 8 (01:04:42):
I have not been scared.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
Have you felt Scuba was going to kill you?

Speaker 8 (01:04:46):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
No, no physically.

Speaker 13 (01:04:53):
Yeah no.

Speaker 9 (01:04:55):
No.

Speaker 4 (01:04:55):
Lunchbox, I had never seen that sign.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
And I was like shaking in that closet. I thought
he kidding, and then no, he was not kidding. Not
a joke. It was not a joke. No, it's been
a few times. Yeah, any thoughts you guys.

Speaker 7 (01:05:08):
Scuba before, Oh yeah, I mean when you're trying to
steal my items, my stuff, my property, that's you know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
That's what happened was all of our stuff. We paid
for it, right, she didn't, but it was all of ours.
It wasn't like she was telling your stuff. We were like,
that's all ours. I'm defending our property into my house.
But we told her to get it, like the four
of us, I was doing you a favor because you
weren't doing anything. I'm not getting back into this. I
feel Scuba snapping on Santa. I felt Lunchbox snapping on Abbes.

Speaker 7 (01:05:33):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean the most London. Okay, Scuba
shouldn't even minutes Sanna. He said his kid just threw up.
I mean, that's just wrong on Scuba's part altogether.

Speaker 8 (01:05:43):
Well, I try to leave. My wife's like, she's like,
we already pay for this, we can't get our money back.
Let's keep going. And so I was like all right, whatever,
So we went and bought our new shirt and got
back in line.

Speaker 6 (01:05:51):
That's why when I went to see Santa, he was
out sick.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
Question about kids sometimes they just throw up even if
they're not sick.

Speaker 8 (01:05:56):
Yes, yeah, like my kid will have a coughing fit.
And then she I'm like, dude, you gotta chill out,
take a deep breath, and she keeps coffee and coffee,
and then I'm like, is this an attention thing? And
then all of a sudden, next you know it over
there in the corner of the trash. Can Ah, you saw.

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
My son do that? You saw it in person, the
little one do what? He was coffing? Yeah, but it's
a coffee because he's sick, coughing because someone's throwing, spitting
the wrong hole. Whatever came out, the whole stomach came out.

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
Got it, got it? Okay, Hey, everybody, thanks for the voicemails.
Merry Christmas. You can leave them before I wrap it
up today. Don't forget you can leave voice mails on
our line eight seven seven seventy seven.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
Bobby.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
We actually love them. It's to me. I'm very thankful
for them because there are things that you guys ask
or comment on that I probably wouldn't even think about again,
because I'm not listening. I'm doing and while I'm also
doing the show, I'm looking at the next three things
we're gonna do, trying to fit it into time. So
when you ask stuff like that, it really puts us
on things we probably wouldn't get on. So I appreciate
all the questions, all the comments. Leave us a voicemail

(01:06:54):
eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby, that's what's up. Thank
you guys, and we will see you guys tomorrow
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