December 29, 2025 • 38 mins
We try and guess famous quotes, Lunchbox needs to use Scuba Steve's truck and Amy thinks the gifted program in schools is linked to the CIA.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Transmitting America. This hope you had a great weekend. Welcome
to Monday Show Morning Studio Morning. All right, let's do
get to know you Monday. The question is if you
could completely get rid of one month out of the
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entire year, what month would it be and why you
eliminate one month? I'll go first. You can pick mine
if you want. It's not mine. I don't own it,
but I'm gonna go January month one. Now, it's kind
of the no man's month when it comes out here
cold weather because some in December where we live, you
can still do some stuff outside, like part of the month.
And then February like the back end of it, you
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can start to do some stuff outside. And with January,
college football ends, Baseball hasn't started yet, it's the early
part of basketball season.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah, so in February just become like the start because
you need something new.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yeah, February, I'm a well, just eliminate what our earth
does in January, right, go to February. Yeah, I would
eliminate January. Okay, just because I hate cold weather and
all the sports. It's the worst month for sports. Just
about there's a month on that part of the summer
that's bad too, but this is good. Amy.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yeah, I'm going to.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Go August because it's the hottest month I feel like,
and I don't like super hot weather.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
And then I mean, if I was a kid, that's
normally when we had to go back to school. Sometimes
sometimes people get going back to school, and I like
super riot.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Outside in Texas in August, and I don't understand that.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Eddie, just an example, might get rid of may been
thinking about this because I want to go straight from
spring March, April and then straight to summer.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Let's get you're getting rid of single day mile you
are not, Wow, I didn't think about that.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yes, get rid of it. Let's go straight to the summer. Dude.
I also staking it to my house. Really an American holiday? Correct,
He's really American? I know. Yeah, I've never celebrated as
not nearly as Mexican, as somewhat think as I've been told.
And it's kind of like just an excuse for restaurants
to sell like dollar margarita and like, let's matters tex
mex restaurants right, not even real Mexican restaurants.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Okay, lunchbox man, I don't want to copy January.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
So I'm just gonna move on. I'm gonna say April.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
And that's because we don't then we wouldn't have to
pay tax.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
It's Bobby's birthday.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I don't care about that birthday. But you still have
to pay taxes. I think tax day is in April. Man,
And then how would you have roads and police and
fire fighters, and how would you add schools? I thought,
really just went with April. April because that was the
day you got to pay taxes. And hey, it is
your answer.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
So I mean, that's what I was thinking, because every
other month seems to be pretty good because January, you
are right on. There's nothing going on in January, and
it's cold, it's miserable, there's no holidays. It's like Christmas
is over, New Year's over.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
What are we waiting for Valentine's Day? Oh? You know what?
We can get rid of February because Valentine's Day makes
you mad.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Yeah, it's just a commercial holiday to charge you more
money for every sink of the mile.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Yeah, so you're chained. I'm changing from April. I went
to January. Now I'm on to February. You'd rather pay
taxes than have than have.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Oh yeah, because it's all Go to the store, pay
five hundred dollars for a dozen roses.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Go the next day, pay six dollars. I'll wait for
a day, curious to know what flower stories you're stopping by. Man,
you ever been to the Thank You? I don't know.
If people listen to the show and they go those
people on the Bob of Bone show, they can't be
real like they're probably playing a character and just be
hard to stay in character every day for fifteen years.
I think that's that'd be a difficult part of this.
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And so sometimes things happen and it's sent to me
and I'm like, I'll just play this on the show
so people know that what we talk about is real.
This wasn't a bit scuba Steve had reached out to me.
It's like, hey, this is a clip I want you
to have and you can play it on the show
if you want.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
So.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Apparently Lunchbox saw a couch on the side of the
road and asked Scooba see for a truck to go
take the couch home.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Oh mine, Oh man, so here is and people like
lunchboxs do didn't do that.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
He didn't drive away down the road and find free
stuff and take it home. Okay, whatever you say. Here's
a voicemail that Lunchbox sent Scuba Steve that he sent
to me play it please, yoh, Scuba not. I'm not
sure what you're doing.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
But I'm driving on I forty towards Memphis and there
is a brand new love seat on the side of
the road. It's still wrapped in the plastic. I think
we should go pick it up.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
What are you doing? Hit me back? We should go
pick it up. You know what happened? So I was just.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Driving and I look on the shoulder there is a
perfectly wrapped brand new love seat, you know, the one
with two seats and not it's like a counch but
it only has two seats. And so I was like,
someone obviously just dropped that, Like it looked in perfect shape.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Like a sell off a car. Yeah, and then why
would you think you need to go steal it if
you think so, I was just sitting there. It's for free,
you take it. But you just said someone probably accidentally
dropped it.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Well, I mean if they can get there for I do,
that's the Yeah, it's finder Finer's keepers losers weepers, and
I mean I called Scuba because it was only ten
minutes from the station, and he's he's up here, he
has a truck. We can throw that thing in boom,
have it at my house in fifteen minutes. Did you no,
he didn't call me back.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Good.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Oh that's funny. He sent it to me immediately. I
guess didn't call you back.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
I mean, well, why would you not want a brand
new love scene yours?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Yours? It's like falls out of your truck.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Sorry, if it was old and crappy and they threw
it on the side of the road because they just
hated it, well, yeah, I wouldn't want it then, exactly.
I don't want an old, crappy one.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
I mean this is like it was like probably from
a factory truck, like you know, a moving truck or whatever.
That a delivery because it was wrapped in plastic like
you do when you buy the store and it comes
and they get that.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
It was like perfect condition. So did you say it
this morning coming in? I didn't know. I rode my bike. Oh,
but the other way, I was just.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
I was taking the kids somewhere to get something to eat,
and I saw it and I.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Was like, dude, would you take them by today and
if it's still there, scuba get it for him. I
don't want to be a part of it because what
if it is somebody's or it's a stores. Now I'm
accomplished for feeling something. If it's there for the whole day, totally,
then you can have it.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
If it's there today, yes they have to go back
and get a twenty four absolutely means they forgot about it.
If it's six hours they can't get a truck, no problem.
But twenty four hours absolutely you can go get I'm
with you, dude, that's littering. Disagree, that's just littering, that's
not couching it.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
But what do I get out of it? Me using
he's using my truck? Like, what's for any thing? How
do I win just being a friend?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
I guess I'd be a nice guy hooking me up
with a free couch.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
If you leave after an longer, weather's gonna destroy it. Yeah,
sunshine's gonna start fading. You're saying, now we need to
go save the couch. Yeah, hashulag say the couch, hashtaga
the couch. All right, If it's there today, I have
no problem with you getting all right, Scooper, let's go
into the show. How far from here? Ten minutes? There's
no there's no chance it's still there unless they didn't
want it. I mean we could go in commercial break
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and be back. You know what, where's the lie? You
know what that feels like? How long our commercial breakthought? Sometimes? Okay,
let us know, Scoob're gonna borrow your truck. Just let
him go him drive my truck. No, would you let
him drive your truck? No, we'd never let bry my mark.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Now can you let him drive your car? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
He's a man, look at him. He's a man. Man,
I'm a drive.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
It's time for the good news, Bobby.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
For weeks, large big, white, fluffy dog had been spotted
just wandering the streets in Tennessee and this town called Dandridge,
broken leash that was attached to a harness, but the
dog was limping, and so people would try to get
up the dog. The dog would run away because the
dog's hurt. Dog scared, so the dog would just run away.
It was also cold this winter time, and so this
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local animal rescue got together and coordinated because they knew
if they went up to it it would run, but
they had people waiting for it at the different areas.
They thought it could catch it. So they named the
dog ga u T. I think it's gout. Not the
best name, but it was. It's like gout road ga
u T. I was like, you just named after the disease.
I think good. So they finally caught and they took
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him to the hospital. He underwent surgery. The Animal Center
paid for the dog surgery in a broken leg. He'd
just been walking on the broken leg for weeks and
so donations then started to pour in from people. They
had raised over seven thousand dollars to pay for the
medical costs post surgery, and now they're looking for a
home for him.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
The name Goal though it's the street, it's just gout.
Though it's not the goal well ga u T. It
could be gout GAUA. Still it still feels like gout.
Maybe you change that up, try to adopt him.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
But also, wasn't that dog the ghost dog? They're showing
up at your house, a big, white, fluffy dog.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
But I'm looking at this dog. It's a little yellower
than the ghost dog because maybe because it's wet and dirty.
The ghost dog that was in my house never got
dirty because ghosts don't get dirty. Because it was floating.
It's a ghost. Shout out to the town, Jessica Hubbard
and all the Lake Animal Hospital. Shout out to you
guys as well. Thank you guys. That's what it's all about.
(08:53):
That was telling me something new. Now I'll play you
a famous quote from someone in history. You tell me
who the person is. Write your answers down. Everybody could
play Amy Lunchbox, Morgan and Eddie. Here we go, clip
number one. I'm gonna flute Michael butlapla and sing like
a bead. Now I'm gonna play each twice, and that's it.
Speaker 7 (09:17):
Go ahead, I'm gonna plote Michael butter bla and sing.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Like a bead. Who said it? Amy, Muhammad Ali, Lunchbox,
Muhammad Ali, Morgan, Muhammed Ali, Eddie Muhammad Ali. Correct number two,
Paul Pardon and Paul Pardon. I'm being pretty good. I'm
(09:48):
pretty clear. Morgan Buzz, Aldrin Lunchbox, Neil Armstrong.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
I knew it, Amy, Neil Armstrong.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Eddie Neil Armstrong, Buzz was with him, and.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
That's what I thought. I didn't remember which one.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Was the walkout, didn't walk out. Morgan falls behind one.
That is Neil Armstrong Number three. Always look for the
helpers there were.
Speaker 7 (10:10):
There will always be helpers, because if you look for
the helpers, you'll know that there's hope.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Famous historical quotes. Can you name that person? Always look
for the helpers there were.
Speaker 7 (10:25):
There will always be helpers, because if you look for
the helpers, you'll know that there's hope.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
But oh yeah, man, hold on, I have no idea
what time is up? Though? Now we had two plays.
You have a few seconds lunchbox. I've put Bob Ross.
Bob Ross, I don't know who that is. He's the painter.
Oh with the big hair I popped in my head.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Morgan, mister Rogers, Eddie, mister Rogers, mister Rogers is.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Mister Rogers, mister Rogers neighborhood. Yes, that's I should have
watched that.
Speaker 7 (10:56):
Next up, and not what your cut pre can do
for you, ask what you can do for your country.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
You can just hear black and white. Oh yeah, that's funny,
you just hear it. Be old one more. Ask not
what your cut pre can do for you, Ask what
you can do for your country. All right, everybody's in
and lunch Uh JFK Morgan, Teddy Roosevelt, Eddie JFK, Amy, JFK.
(11:35):
The answer is JFK. We have one left to score
is Amy and Eddie four. Lunchbox three Morgan two. Morgan.
You can't win, but you can play. Here's number five.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Okay, we've had a problem here. This is here's some
say again please?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
All right, here's the way you've had a problem. We've
had a mhmm, think about it. I'm gonna hit it
one more time.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Okay, had a problem here.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Let's just here's some say again please? Maybe? Yeah, what
do you we're looking for? Here? Knows dude. I don't
answer questions in games, so I can't answer a question.
I'm very sorry. I can make a statement, but it
can't be based on a question you have. Uh, that's it,
so Lunchbox, you'll need to get it right. So I'm
(12:28):
gonna come to you last to see if they miss it. Morgan,
what do you have?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
I'm speaking with my guy buzz Aldrin.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Buzz Aldrin got all over the phone. It sounds like
he does I know he's in space. That is incorrect, Amy.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
The Apollo Pilot, Eddie.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
I mean I don't know why I know this, but
I'm gonna say, Jim level Apollo thirteen.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
You know it because did Tom Hanks play his car lunchbox?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
What'd you write down? I wrote down the challenger? Oh no,
The Challenger later exploded, yes, but they'd have a problem
and they But that was This is earlier, Morgan. It
is not as ultron. I really can't give it to
either one of you because you both were off a bit.
It is the Apollo thirteen mission, Amy said, the Apollo
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astronauts or something in Eddie, the pilot you said the
wrong person had level Jack Swiggert, who called mission control.
I would have I would have accepted the Apollo thirteen mission.
But you're tied, and we will go to sudden death
buzz in with your name, and we'll stop the clip immediately.
Famous historical quotes. Let beyond thing we have, Amy, mlk mlk.
(13:38):
That is incorrect, Eddie, you can hear the whole thing. Yeah,
please go ahead, So we'll start it from the beginning again.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Let beyond with the thing we have to.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
So that is World War two. FDR go on, correct, yes, yes.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
It out of three is not.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
What do you have so there's this woman that thinks
that the Gifted program from back in the day she
was in it as a child, that it's a CIA
training program.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Why does she think that?
Speaker 7 (14:21):
Like?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
What about it? Leads her to think that the CIA
was infiltrating the mind of young Americans.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Because a lot of the things they were working on
would be like cracking codes, plotting graphs, sign language, morse code, Russian.
Nearly all the lessons that she learned were focused on
creative problem solving and yeah, a surprising number of.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
What they were doing was in Russian GT Russian?
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Is that what she's talking about? I don't know, talented?
Does she specifically say what the program was called?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Yeah, Gifted and Talented Education Program is I don't.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Watching you man mounta Pine. We have Russian? Now, I'll
be honest with.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
You, I was were you I being trained to?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Like?
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I'm sure different GT programs around the country had different focuses,
So maybe hers was like Russian and this and that,
and your's.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Coulda been something else, Like I needed to think back.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
It's weird because you don't apply for it. They just
like pick kids out.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Exactly because they know who they need in the program.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Oh, the now that this is true, don't talk yourself
into crazy stuff. I do it all the time. I
remember them coming in like second grade and going, hey,
we'd like to see and I thought I was in trouble. Well,
once I had headlines. That was a whole different time
in the hallway, and then I got sent at home.
The other time was we'd think you should be in
this program to challenge you more, and so I got
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in GT and I was in it until I finished school.
We did a lot of structural building, like I forget
what the competition was called, but you had to build
things to hold weights like they would just give you
popsickle sticks. This is young young like so building engineering
infrastructure it would have been like kid engineering.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
WHOA.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
So there was that I did all this, all the
competitions like spelling, b geography be all that. I mean,
I did that. We used to do assassinations as kids.
We'd practice asassinating world leaders. But I never thought anything
about that.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Well, so apparently gifted and Talented education if the acronym
for that is GAIT. And back in the eighties the
CIA did have a skateway program.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
I guess I didn't make CIA. Then they thought They
must have thought you would be good for it.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
But then they're like, man, that what you're supposed to say.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
It's a great point. I will be an awesome spy.
We watch all these CIA shows. I'll be the greatest spy.
It's impossible you're not a CIA agent because we see
you every day.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
But that's what I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
You don't know. I mean, I mean, please tell Eddie
about it.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
You wouldn't know that certain age are agents. You would
literally have no clue.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
It would be like terrorists when they're sleeper cells. You'd
have no idea they're terrorists. They're they're in their sleeper
they're sleeping until they're being called to action. But you
would be gone for like, no, my god, no, my gosh.
You could be propagating.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
He doesn't need to go anywhere.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Look at the platform. A lot of people think I'm
plan anyway because I kind of suck at this, and
here I am with the biggest, one of the biggest
shows in the world, and they're like, he's obviously a planned.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Interesting So, Nettie, your kid's basketball coach could be CIA.
You never know. Normal everyday people et.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Search that guy, do it? Let us know let's just
start checking people from CIA. I never thought about that.
Mostly I think it was because in school I got bored,
and so I think they just put me in a
class to make it a little harder. But that's interesting.
If I were the CIA leader, I would do that.
I would try to find from it. It's like in
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Europe they'll find the best kids to play soccer, or China,
they'll find the best and they'll put them in these
les immediately, like first grade. All of a sudden, all
you're doing is a freaking uneven bars, like breakfast, lunch
at dinner, uneven bars, and then if you don't win
the gold at nineteen, they kill you. That gets kind
of dark. Maybe Amy's onto something.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Oh, I mean I always saw was The New York
Post had this article about this woman. Her name is
Anna Mills. She helped interest in this theory.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Think about CIA. Though they're not here, it's not they
don't really do stuff here, right. FBI is here, by
the rule, by the law. I don't trust anything you're
saying right now. Most CIA is mostly internet. It's international,
right or international. You can be here, but it's about international.
FBI is here, But that doesn't mean it ain't happening. See,
(18:19):
I hear the dude. They don't play like FBI don't play,
but CIA don't play like they're doing some stuff. There
may is some strategic decisions where bad stuff are having
to happen to people for the good of X, Y
and Z and how do you know all the watch? Thanks?
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Yeah, I just feel like.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Shoes have to be a certain type to work in
that because it just seems like it would be very
difficult to sometimes separate part perminalized. But then also like
know that you may have to do something really really shady.
Let's go to get this done.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
It's the greater good. And this is why you don't drink.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Well, potentially the greater good.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Everything's potentially you just never know. So thank you for
sharing that with me. I have no further comment. And
I'm also not in the illuminati.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
We don't know that. Why would you bring that up?
Nobody said, like, is that a glitch?
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Like you're supposed to say, I'm not in those life,
I'm not in this.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
He's like, Y, go to commercial to commercial right, not
an industry planet. I'm not in the CIA. I'm not
in the illuminati. Thank you. Name the famous quote. Go ahead, Well,
I'm not a crook. I want to play it twice.
Think about it. Here it is again. Well, I'm not
a crook. I'm in. I'm in for the womb. Morgan
(19:40):
staring at me like she does not have a clue.
Speaker 8 (19:43):
No, you know how you were saying it sounds like
black and white.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Sounds like I was not alive.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
So I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
That's probably true. That's quite true. I know it's true.
I think for all of us. Yeah, and things do
sound black and white. And that does sound black and white.
One more time, just for fun. Well, I'm not a
crook because it's so short. Okay, Morgan, want you down,
JFK Amy Nixon, watchbox Nixon, Eddie, that's Nixon as Richard
Nixon because the Watergate scandler or something. Okay, I'm not
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a cook. Next up, I did not have sexual relations
for that woman. Was he banging on the table.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Something else?
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I was thinking about the table too. But all our
minds are going where they already kind of are. I
did not have sexual relations for that woman.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
What do you call it?
Speaker 4 (20:38):
Then?
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Just lying, guys, I don't think how his mind was
justifying that.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Amy.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Yeah, that's Clinton.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Watchbox, Bill Clinton, Morgan, Bill Clinton, Eddie, Bill Clinton, good job,
famous number three, mister n tear down this wall? And then,
oh man, let's play one more time. Mister tear down
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this wall. Who told him to tear it down? No?
Speaker 3 (21:14):
You No, I'm trying to go off contact clues.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
I'm in in. I guess Okay, need answers, lunchbox, Yeah,
I'm in for the womb. Go ahead. She's still riding.
George Bush incorrect? Amy, Oh, what do you have written?
Speaker 3 (21:32):
I have George Bush Sr.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Incorrect? Morgan Teddy Roosevelt incorrect. Eddie Reagan, It's Ronald Reagan.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Wow, what was he talking about? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:44):
I just said, no, who was that nineteen eighty nine?
Speaker 1 (21:48):
I don't know. It had to be before that because
I think he went out office eighty eight, so it
had to be. We were kids, way way young kids.
Morgan wasn't alive yet. Okay, to left no clib on
this one, because this is like old to be or
not to be? That is the question. I said that
(22:09):
famous quote, to be or not to be? That is
the question. Eddie's in the lead right now with three.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
I clearly paid attention in certain classes and.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Not five seconds. There's no audio on this. There is
not to be or not to be. That is the question.
Morgan Shakespeare, lunch Box Shakespeare, Eddie Shakespeare, Amy Shakespeare is Shakespeare.
That's correct, and one more. Eddie gets it right. He wins.
Lunchbox and Amy are in the running. Morgan, a better
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like next time. I'm just here for who said give
me liberty or give me death? M Who was that
give me liberty or give me death? Mlle the other clip?
(23:04):
Does this sound familiar? Amy?
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Yes, we've talked about it.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
I mean, yes, give me a liberty or give me death.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Not only from school but here. We've talked about it
here and now I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Is all right? Three seconds Morgan.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
I'm sticking with my guy, Teddy Roosevelt. He has to
be in there somewhere.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Yeah, right, incorrect Lunchbox, John Henry incorrect, Amy, David Crockett incorrect. Eddie.
You're gonna win again even without getting it right. But
you can take a shot. I know I have it wrong.
It's Paul Revered incorrect, Paul Vistas. The British are coming,
the Burdisher coming, Patrick Henry Luo. I should just said Henry. Yeah,
(23:47):
you should just yeah, I should just said Henry.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
I'm asking this, who is that a great or I
never president.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
He spoke out against the colonies way early when it
was super controversial. The only reason he didn't get in
troubles because he was like he apologized later, but he
was like, not really sorry. He was one of the
first guys to create an environment where America was like,
we don't have representation and they're trying to tax us.
And that's the whole taxation without representation. That part I remembered,
(24:15):
remember Patrick Henry, Patrick Henry. It's time for the good news.
All right.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
This woman, Grace, she's graduating from Farris State University and
she planned to.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Graduate on Friday.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
She had a c section scheduled for Monday, so after
after the graduation, no problem. Well shows up to graduation,
her husband, Caleb, her whole family, her other daughter. They're
all in the crowd cheering her on because she was
getting her bachelor's degree in early Childhood Education.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Can't wait to go on be an educator.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
She has all planned out that the baby has other
plans and came early, so she was still able to
walk across the stage.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
But under her gown.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
She was carrying her ten day old baby with her
as she walked across the stage.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
When do you get out of the hospital? How many days? Yeah? Okay,
so she didn't like sneak out with the baby. No,
got it. The baby is under it's like in that.
So was the baby breastfeeding at that time? I'm looking
at a picture. I wasn't. There's no reason for the
baby to carry be carried across the stage. Looking at
the baby right now, Well, it's in like the papoo.
(25:24):
Is that what you call thing on the front that's wrapped.
The baby's just in that thing. It's like a cocoon things.
Baby's in that with its head pressed up against them all.
I think she easily the baby could breastfeed if they
needed to. But that's the position the baby's in.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Well, why is up in arms?
Speaker 1 (25:38):
If here's my question, she's just doing this for attention.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
No, no, no, there's no the baby could have stayed
with the father in the stands and held.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
I mean, there's no need for the baby to be
with her. I didn't know the father is still around.
And you said the father was there? Ca you know
Caleb's dead, Bet dad who showed up just to listen.
I like it. I'm good with it. She she the
baby's with her, the baby's just been born. She keeps
next to them.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Mon because originally when she's walking across the stage, the
baby was supposed to be in her good story.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
I get it.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
If she's still pregnant, our resolution is all bad stories.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
What ever?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Amy, thank you, that's what it's all about. That was
telling me something good. Wake up, wake ming the mall
and it's a already the Dodgers already and his lunchbox,
Morgan too, Steve Bread out. It's trying to put you
(26:34):
through the fog. He's running this week's next bit. The
Bobby's on the box.
Speaker 8 (26:39):
So you know what this is, the Bobby Ball.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
There's Christy from Wisconsin.
Speaker 9 (26:49):
So my husband and I have been back and forth
about wanting to move out of Wisconsin and go to
warmer weather. And we've recently been talking about making a
move to South Carolina in this time, and obviously we
hesitate because we have kids. We went out to dinner
tonight and my husband open a fortune cookie. You got nothing.
The next fortune cookie was mine, and it literally said
(27:12):
moving south will bring you great happiness. Amy Eddie, I
don't know, is it a sign? I just don't know
what to think. Love the show?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Yeah, hold on, she knows better to ask me, because
I believe we will find signs in anything if we
look hard enough. What do you mean to look hard enough?
Speaker 3 (27:30):
It was a fortunate good in your face.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
It doesn't have to actually mean move south geographically in
the United States. It can mean anything, right, And Amy's like,
give me a sign and then a letter from a
sign like literal sign is on the ground. She's like, oh, yes,
I need to go and adopt seven kids or whatever
it was. So you guys look for signs you want
to sign, you'll find. But I ask for signs and
(27:54):
signs great. I can't prove they don't. But she has
that because you don't.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Believe Anythingllions are coming up from the ocean.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
I mean, it is pretty random. The death fortune cookie,
it happened to fall. I'm talking about what I don't believe.
What about the first one that that's the death card,
that's the tease to get you to.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
The second man.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
That's a good point because Michael's son did have his
first fortune cookie the other day.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
And he goes Dad. They left the trash in it.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
I was like, oh, that's a sign that you shouldn't
get fortune cookies exactly, tricked him.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Yeah, your thoughts sammy sign. Yeah, South Carolina, you would
take the fortune cookie as that sign and you would go.
And that was if you were like dependent on a
sign and you got that, that would be it.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Yeah. I mean there's alvious other pros and consent that's it.
But if you're.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Considering it and then that's the fortune cookie, you get
absolutely answer.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Maybe she's the praying for like what to do. And
this is like God being like, well I see you
that fortune cookie.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Yeah, like God, you know I don't trust fortune cookies.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Trust But then she's going to die into heaven.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
I didn't make that joke up. It's an old old joke.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
We're gonna be like, yeah, I send you all these
you guys would trust fort cookie?
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Yeah, back your bags today, man. I start leaning that way.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
But then I think if you got that bag of
fortune cookies, I bet you would find that same thing
fifteen times in that bag.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
I bet you not. I don't care what's in the
bag and what's not. I'm just asking if you guys
would do if I if I'm resting on a life decision.
It popped up, you would I if it's close, you're
on the fence. You gotta make a decision that happen.
I think I'm going with it. You would let that
affect it. Yeah, but it sounds like you want to
go with it anyway. Honestly, if you're gonna even consider
a fortune cookie, you kind of want to do it anyway.
(29:43):
So good luck. I hope the move's awesome. I hate
cole Weather, love Wisconsin. Don't like cold weather, so I
only go certain months. All right, Time for the morning corny.
Let's go over to Amy, Amy, Let's go the mourning corny.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
When is a door not a door? When it's a jar?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
I get it, I know, but I never say a
door is a jar.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
But that's the joke, because it's not a door, it's
a jar.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
It's like a jar of peanut butter. I don't get
the joke. I don't get the joke. Anonymous Sin, there's
a question to be Hello, Bobby Bones. My daughter is
(30:36):
extremely active in school, sports clubs and community service. Her
weekends are so packed that she barely has time to rest.
I'm proud of her dedication but I'm worried she's over
extending herself and she might burn out. Should I step
in and insist she cuts back? Or trust her to
manage her own schedule? Signed mom of an extremely active student.
(30:58):
If the things aren't getting in the way of the
things that are important, then you should let her do
the things, because she'll she'll let you know she's burnt out.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Did she say the age again? Sorry I missed that.
That's important.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Yeah, my kids were working too much, doing too many
extracurricular activities, this community service, so no.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
One of my friends literally the other day was like, oh,
my daughter, she like wakes up before I do on
school days and she's gotten so much done by the
time I wake up. And my friend wakes up early too,
but her daughter's just so ambitious. She's setting the alarm
at like four forty five in the morning, and she's
in high school. And I'm like, so she can like
do some studying.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
And get more done. Awesome's my friend's like makes me
look bad, Like I feel that.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Mom, I would say, this is not the thing to
stress about. I agree with that. You got a little
capacity in you for stress, and you can fill it
with the things that are worthy of that hopefully, and
this is not that.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
But also she probably want her kid dow like have
a good time, but her kid might be.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Having a good time. I'm doing this okay because I
would often be told, Hey, you're working too much, you're
gonna die, which yes, both are probably true. Tell you that, Oh,
it's probably true. I probably work in too much and
I will die eventually. However, if I didn't love what
I was building, I don't always love the everyday part
of it. But if I wasn't loving what I was building,
I wouldn't do it. And if I didn't love it,
I wouldn't be good at it because I wouldn't put
so much into it, So let her do that. She'll
(32:21):
figure it out. She'll want to cut back some and
do more others. But don't be stressed about this. Be
stressed about what she's hiding from you, not what she's
doing it in front of you.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Bobby Bone Show.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Sorry up today.
Speaker 4 (32:34):
This story comes up from Desutoak County, Florida. A man
was pulled over and sided after he tried to disguise
his truck. Instead of border patrol, he made it the
exact same.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Oh, that's cool. Yeah, to look like border patrol. Yeah,
but it was called booty patrol. Oh, well, that's really
disguising it. That's parodying, man.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
I would think you could do.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
That about the same markings and everything. So I guess
because you could be fooling people into thinking you're a
officer of the law.
Speaker 4 (33:07):
Yes, and it's called booty patrol. I mean that is awesome. Like,
what do you do on booty patrol? You got sign
up for booty patrol.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
This is what the story says. So there is it's
it's not like parody, which is protected by the Supreme Court.
But it too closely resembled a border control vehicle. It
had a green stripe on the side just like the
border control vehicle. People were thinking it was the border
patrol and it was causing people to react and they
(33:40):
can't have red or blue lights that closely resent And
he it seems like he had that too. Man, How
great that he was.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Boy, you know why I pulled you over speeding?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
No, because you got a booty because it's the boy patrol.
I mean, un much. That's your bone head story of
the day. We spend a lot of time close to
each other in the studio and then we podcasts and
we just hang out sometimes and every once in a
while somebody will come up and be like, I think
this person has a medical condition and they should get
it checked out. Morgan is the latest to bring something
(34:13):
to my attention. Morgan, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (34:16):
So Lunchbox and I were recording best Bits and usually
like we get through a whole hour and nobody has
to use the restroom. Lunchbox peede during our recording session
multiple times. He had to keep believing during it. So
I'm a little worried that Lunchbox needs to get his
prostate checked.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
So either he has a prostate problem or he has
a bladder infection.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Oh, no, hurt, though he would be in pain.
Speaker 4 (34:42):
What do you have now, There's no pain, man, It's
just it's cold outside, so you have to pee more
when it's cold out.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
So I've never heard that.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
What.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
Oh, absolutely, because you're so cold and you're shivering, it
makes sure you have to pee.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
This is what it was like when he got to berculosis.
He was coming in with these symptoms.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
He was like, guys, guys, what I just googled it
for a first answer is yes, cold weather makes people urinate.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
More frequently.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
I'm not saying that that's not a thing. I'm saying
none of us have ever heard of it. Like if
your hair is wet and you go outside, you don't
really get sick.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
I was definitely about to say this is not a thing,
and Lunchwalks needs to go to the doctor. And so
I googled real quick before I spoke, and it's cold
induced deriasis.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
But is that a disease? That's my point. Is that
a disease? But also if that's the case, wire all
the rest of us pee in a lot. Cold deriasis
is a condition, that's a disease. Coldriasis, maybe that's what
I have, I'm saying, And I drink a lot of water.
You guys, don't I drink so much water, and then
that can be a thing. The cold air. Just man,
you gotta go. I have coloririsis what do you have?
(35:45):
Col coloriasis? Is cold diuresses? Maybe they say stay warm,
drink extra water when you come inside. So I don't
know if it's about drinking water.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
It's just a cold it's his way of his body.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Is it a disease?
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Though protecting him.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Says it's a condition, Like what's wrong with him that
has this because again I've never heard of somebody getting
cold and having a pee, you guys, never heard never. Okay,
it is a normal psychological condition. Your body just is weird.
It increases your in production as a way to can
serve heat. Psychological Then I'm.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
Telling you like I mean, I'll lay down for a
nap and in an hour nap, I'll wake up two
times to pee because I'm so cold.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
But lunch pot, that doesn't sound healthy. Something sounds wrong
with that.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
He's just got more blood flow. To you.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Remember when he got tuberculosis. He like, I've sweat two
times every time I sleep, and I sweated like I
was running five miles when I sleep. That was bad
and I just thought it was my ceiling fan. Why
don't you get that checked out?
Speaker 4 (36:44):
What is there?
Speaker 3 (36:45):
It's only in the winter, guys, Okay, it says here.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
While this condition can be irritating, it's a way for
someone's body to protect them from the cold.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
So this is just a normal process.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
For his body, like a caveman. Wow, this is one
of those things that he still has. He's like fortunate
from the caveman and our bodies have slowly climbed out
of it to keep himself warm.
Speaker 4 (37:06):
I really can't believe you guys don't have sosis and
don't pee more in the winter.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
That's crazy to me.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
Says here.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
You can dress appropriately, like if you wear warmer clothes,
you may pee less.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
And if you.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Practice deep breathing to keep your body warm a different way.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Well, that's uh. I'm glad we learned this. I do
not have cold dariasis. Yeah, lunchboxes. Maybe wear more clothes.
I got clothes on, man, I didn't had a beanie on.
Double up that hoodie. I could do that. It'll be hot. Well,
we're rooting for you. Go what's set up and go
fund me guys. All right, we're done. Thank you guys.
Back tomorrow by everybody. The Bobby Bone Show theme song, written,
(37:48):
produced and sang by read Yarberry. You can find his
instagram at read Yarberry, Scuba Steve executive producer, Raymond No
head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister
Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.
Transmitting America. This hope you had a great weekend. Welcome
to Monday Show Morning Studio Morning. All right, let's do
get to know you Monday. The question is if you
could completely get rid of one month out of the
(00:22):
entire year, what month would it be and why you
eliminate one month? I'll go first. You can pick mine
if you want. It's not mine. I don't own it,
but I'm gonna go January month one. Now, it's kind
of the no man's month when it comes out here
cold weather because some in December where we live, you
can still do some stuff outside, like part of the month.
And then February like the back end of it, you
(00:43):
can start to do some stuff outside. And with January,
college football ends, Baseball hasn't started yet, it's the early
part of basketball season.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah, so in February just become like the start because
you need something new.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yeah, February, I'm a well, just eliminate what our earth
does in January, right, go to February. Yeah, I would
eliminate January. Okay, just because I hate cold weather and
all the sports. It's the worst month for sports. Just
about there's a month on that part of the summer
that's bad too, but this is good. Amy.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yeah, I'm going to.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Go August because it's the hottest month I feel like,
and I don't like super hot weather.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
And then I mean, if I was a kid, that's
normally when we had to go back to school. Sometimes
sometimes people get going back to school, and I like
super riot.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Outside in Texas in August, and I don't understand that.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Eddie, just an example, might get rid of may been
thinking about this because I want to go straight from
spring March, April and then straight to summer.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Let's get you're getting rid of single day mile you
are not, Wow, I didn't think about that.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yes, get rid of it. Let's go straight to the summer. Dude.
I also staking it to my house. Really an American holiday? Correct,
He's really American? I know. Yeah, I've never celebrated as
not nearly as Mexican, as somewhat think as I've been told.
And it's kind of like just an excuse for restaurants
to sell like dollar margarita and like, let's matters tex
mex restaurants right, not even real Mexican restaurants.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Okay, lunchbox man, I don't want to copy January.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
So I'm just gonna move on. I'm gonna say April.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
And that's because we don't then we wouldn't have to
pay tax.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
It's Bobby's birthday.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I don't care about that birthday. But you still have
to pay taxes. I think tax day is in April. Man,
And then how would you have roads and police and
fire fighters, and how would you add schools? I thought,
really just went with April. April because that was the
day you got to pay taxes. And hey, it is
your answer.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
So I mean, that's what I was thinking, because every
other month seems to be pretty good because January, you
are right on. There's nothing going on in January, and
it's cold, it's miserable, there's no holidays. It's like Christmas
is over, New Year's over.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
What are we waiting for Valentine's Day? Oh? You know what?
We can get rid of February because Valentine's Day makes
you mad.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Yeah, it's just a commercial holiday to charge you more
money for every sink of the mile.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Yeah, so you're chained. I'm changing from April. I went
to January. Now I'm on to February. You'd rather pay
taxes than have than have.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Oh yeah, because it's all Go to the store, pay
five hundred dollars for a dozen roses.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Go the next day, pay six dollars. I'll wait for
a day, curious to know what flower stories you're stopping by. Man,
you ever been to the Thank You? I don't know.
If people listen to the show and they go those
people on the Bob of Bone show, they can't be
real like they're probably playing a character and just be
hard to stay in character every day for fifteen years.
I think that's that'd be a difficult part of this.
(03:32):
And so sometimes things happen and it's sent to me
and I'm like, I'll just play this on the show
so people know that what we talk about is real.
This wasn't a bit scuba Steve had reached out to me.
It's like, hey, this is a clip I want you
to have and you can play it on the show
if you want.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
So.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Apparently Lunchbox saw a couch on the side of the
road and asked Scooba see for a truck to go
take the couch home.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Oh mine, Oh man, so here is and people like
lunchboxs do didn't do that.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
He didn't drive away down the road and find free
stuff and take it home. Okay, whatever you say. Here's
a voicemail that Lunchbox sent Scuba Steve that he sent
to me play it please, yoh, Scuba not. I'm not
sure what you're doing.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
But I'm driving on I forty towards Memphis and there
is a brand new love seat on the side of
the road. It's still wrapped in the plastic. I think
we should go pick it up.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
What are you doing? Hit me back? We should go
pick it up. You know what happened? So I was just.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Driving and I look on the shoulder there is a
perfectly wrapped brand new love seat, you know, the one
with two seats and not it's like a counch but
it only has two seats. And so I was like,
someone obviously just dropped that, Like it looked in perfect shape.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Like a sell off a car. Yeah, and then why
would you think you need to go steal it if
you think so, I was just sitting there. It's for free,
you take it. But you just said someone probably accidentally
dropped it.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Well, I mean if they can get there for I do,
that's the Yeah, it's finder Finer's keepers losers weepers, and
I mean I called Scuba because it was only ten
minutes from the station, and he's he's up here, he
has a truck. We can throw that thing in boom,
have it at my house in fifteen minutes. Did you no,
he didn't call me back.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Good.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Oh that's funny. He sent it to me immediately. I
guess didn't call you back.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
I mean, well, why would you not want a brand
new love scene yours?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Yours? It's like falls out of your truck.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Sorry, if it was old and crappy and they threw
it on the side of the road because they just
hated it, well, yeah, I wouldn't want it then, exactly.
I don't want an old, crappy one.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
I mean this is like it was like probably from
a factory truck, like you know, a moving truck or whatever.
That a delivery because it was wrapped in plastic like
you do when you buy the store and it comes
and they get that.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
It was like perfect condition. So did you say it
this morning coming in? I didn't know. I rode my bike. Oh,
but the other way, I was just.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
I was taking the kids somewhere to get something to eat,
and I saw it and I.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Was like, dude, would you take them by today and
if it's still there, scuba get it for him. I
don't want to be a part of it because what
if it is somebody's or it's a stores. Now I'm
accomplished for feeling something. If it's there for the whole day, totally,
then you can have it.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
If it's there today, yes they have to go back
and get a twenty four absolutely means they forgot about it.
If it's six hours they can't get a truck, no problem.
But twenty four hours absolutely you can go get I'm
with you, dude, that's littering. Disagree, that's just littering, that's
not couching it.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
But what do I get out of it? Me using
he's using my truck? Like, what's for any thing? How
do I win just being a friend?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
I guess I'd be a nice guy hooking me up
with a free couch.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
If you leave after an longer, weather's gonna destroy it. Yeah,
sunshine's gonna start fading. You're saying, now we need to
go save the couch. Yeah, hashulag say the couch, hashtaga
the couch. All right, If it's there today, I have
no problem with you getting all right, Scooper, let's go
into the show. How far from here? Ten minutes? There's
no there's no chance it's still there unless they didn't
want it. I mean we could go in commercial break
(06:45):
and be back. You know what, where's the lie? You
know what that feels like? How long our commercial breakthought? Sometimes? Okay,
let us know, Scoob're gonna borrow your truck. Just let
him go him drive my truck. No, would you let
him drive your truck? No, we'd never let bry my mark.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Now can you let him drive your car? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
He's a man, look at him. He's a man. Man,
I'm a drive.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
It's time for the good news, Bobby.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
For weeks, large big, white, fluffy dog had been spotted
just wandering the streets in Tennessee and this town called Dandridge,
broken leash that was attached to a harness, but the
dog was limping, and so people would try to get
up the dog. The dog would run away because the
dog's hurt. Dog scared, so the dog would just run away.
It was also cold this winter time, and so this
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local animal rescue got together and coordinated because they knew
if they went up to it it would run, but
they had people waiting for it at the different areas.
They thought it could catch it. So they named the
dog ga u T. I think it's gout. Not the
best name, but it was. It's like gout road ga
u T. I was like, you just named after the disease.
I think good. So they finally caught and they took
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him to the hospital. He underwent surgery. The Animal Center
paid for the dog surgery in a broken leg. He'd
just been walking on the broken leg for weeks and
so donations then started to pour in from people. They
had raised over seven thousand dollars to pay for the
medical costs post surgery, and now they're looking for a
home for him.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
The name Goal though it's the street, it's just gout.
Though it's not the goal well ga u T. It
could be gout GAUA. Still it still feels like gout.
Maybe you change that up, try to adopt him.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
But also, wasn't that dog the ghost dog? They're showing
up at your house, a big, white, fluffy dog.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
But I'm looking at this dog. It's a little yellower
than the ghost dog because maybe because it's wet and dirty.
The ghost dog that was in my house never got
dirty because ghosts don't get dirty. Because it was floating.
It's a ghost. Shout out to the town, Jessica Hubbard
and all the Lake Animal Hospital. Shout out to you
guys as well. Thank you guys. That's what it's all about.
(08:53):
That was telling me something new. Now I'll play you
a famous quote from someone in history. You tell me
who the person is. Write your answers down. Everybody could
play Amy Lunchbox, Morgan and Eddie. Here we go, clip
number one. I'm gonna flute Michael butlapla and sing like
a bead. Now I'm gonna play each twice, and that's it.
Speaker 7 (09:17):
Go ahead, I'm gonna plote Michael butter bla and sing.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Like a bead. Who said it? Amy, Muhammad Ali, Lunchbox,
Muhammad Ali, Morgan, Muhammed Ali, Eddie Muhammad Ali. Correct number two,
Paul Pardon and Paul Pardon. I'm being pretty good. I'm
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pretty clear. Morgan Buzz, Aldrin Lunchbox, Neil Armstrong.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
I knew it, Amy, Neil Armstrong.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Eddie Neil Armstrong, Buzz was with him, and.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
That's what I thought. I didn't remember which one.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Was the walkout, didn't walk out. Morgan falls behind one.
That is Neil Armstrong Number three. Always look for the
helpers there were.
Speaker 7 (10:10):
There will always be helpers, because if you look for
the helpers, you'll know that there's hope.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Famous historical quotes. Can you name that person? Always look
for the helpers there were.
Speaker 7 (10:25):
There will always be helpers, because if you look for
the helpers, you'll know that there's hope.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
But oh yeah, man, hold on, I have no idea
what time is up? Though? Now we had two plays.
You have a few seconds lunchbox. I've put Bob Ross.
Bob Ross, I don't know who that is. He's the painter.
Oh with the big hair I popped in my head.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Morgan, mister Rogers, Eddie, mister Rogers, mister Rogers is.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Mister Rogers, mister Rogers neighborhood. Yes, that's I should have
watched that.
Speaker 7 (10:56):
Next up, and not what your cut pre can do
for you, ask what you can do for your country.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
You can just hear black and white. Oh yeah, that's funny,
you just hear it. Be old one more. Ask not
what your cut pre can do for you, Ask what
you can do for your country. All right, everybody's in
and lunch Uh JFK Morgan, Teddy Roosevelt, Eddie JFK, Amy, JFK.
(11:35):
The answer is JFK. We have one left to score
is Amy and Eddie four. Lunchbox three Morgan two. Morgan.
You can't win, but you can play. Here's number five.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Okay, we've had a problem here. This is here's some
say again please?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
All right, here's the way you've had a problem. We've
had a mhmm, think about it. I'm gonna hit it
one more time.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Okay, had a problem here.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Let's just here's some say again please? Maybe? Yeah, what
do you we're looking for? Here? Knows dude. I don't
answer questions in games, so I can't answer a question.
I'm very sorry. I can make a statement, but it
can't be based on a question you have. Uh, that's it,
so Lunchbox, you'll need to get it right. So I'm
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gonna come to you last to see if they miss it. Morgan,
what do you have?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
I'm speaking with my guy buzz Aldrin.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Buzz Aldrin got all over the phone. It sounds like
he does I know he's in space. That is incorrect, Amy.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
The Apollo Pilot, Eddie.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
I mean I don't know why I know this, but
I'm gonna say, Jim level Apollo thirteen.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
You know it because did Tom Hanks play his car lunchbox?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
What'd you write down? I wrote down the challenger? Oh no,
The Challenger later exploded, yes, but they'd have a problem
and they But that was This is earlier, Morgan. It
is not as ultron. I really can't give it to
either one of you because you both were off a bit.
It is the Apollo thirteen mission, Amy said, the Apollo
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astronauts or something in Eddie, the pilot you said the
wrong person had level Jack Swiggert, who called mission control.
I would have I would have accepted the Apollo thirteen mission.
But you're tied, and we will go to sudden death
buzz in with your name, and we'll stop the clip immediately.
Famous historical quotes. Let beyond thing we have, Amy, mlk mlk.
(13:38):
That is incorrect, Eddie, you can hear the whole thing. Yeah,
please go ahead, So we'll start it from the beginning again.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Let beyond with the thing we have to.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
So that is World War two. FDR go on, correct, yes, yes.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
It out of three is not.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
What do you have so there's this woman that thinks
that the Gifted program from back in the day she
was in it as a child, that it's a CIA
training program.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Why does she think that?
Speaker 7 (14:21):
Like?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
What about it? Leads her to think that the CIA
was infiltrating the mind of young Americans.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Because a lot of the things they were working on
would be like cracking codes, plotting graphs, sign language, morse code, Russian.
Nearly all the lessons that she learned were focused on
creative problem solving and yeah, a surprising number of.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
What they were doing was in Russian GT Russian?
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Is that what she's talking about? I don't know, talented?
Does she specifically say what the program was called?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Yeah, Gifted and Talented Education Program is I don't.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Watching you man mounta Pine. We have Russian? Now, I'll
be honest with.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
You, I was were you I being trained to?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Like?
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I'm sure different GT programs around the country had different focuses,
So maybe hers was like Russian and this and that,
and your's.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Coulda been something else, Like I needed to think back.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
It's weird because you don't apply for it. They just
like pick kids out.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Exactly because they know who they need in the program.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Oh, the now that this is true, don't talk yourself
into crazy stuff. I do it all the time. I
remember them coming in like second grade and going, hey,
we'd like to see and I thought I was in trouble. Well,
once I had headlines. That was a whole different time
in the hallway, and then I got sent at home.
The other time was we'd think you should be in
this program to challenge you more, and so I got
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in GT and I was in it until I finished school.
We did a lot of structural building, like I forget
what the competition was called, but you had to build
things to hold weights like they would just give you
popsickle sticks. This is young young like so building engineering
infrastructure it would have been like kid engineering.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
WHOA.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
So there was that I did all this, all the
competitions like spelling, b geography be all that. I mean,
I did that. We used to do assassinations as kids.
We'd practice asassinating world leaders. But I never thought anything
about that.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Well, so apparently gifted and Talented education if the acronym
for that is GAIT. And back in the eighties the
CIA did have a skateway program.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
I guess I didn't make CIA. Then they thought They
must have thought you would be good for it.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
But then they're like, man, that what you're supposed to say.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
It's a great point. I will be an awesome spy.
We watch all these CIA shows. I'll be the greatest spy.
It's impossible you're not a CIA agent because we see
you every day.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
But that's what I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
You don't know. I mean, I mean, please tell Eddie
about it.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
You wouldn't know that certain age are agents. You would
literally have no clue.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
It would be like terrorists when they're sleeper cells. You'd
have no idea they're terrorists. They're they're in their sleeper
they're sleeping until they're being called to action. But you
would be gone for like, no, my god, no, my gosh.
You could be propagating.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
He doesn't need to go anywhere.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Look at the platform. A lot of people think I'm
plan anyway because I kind of suck at this, and
here I am with the biggest, one of the biggest
shows in the world, and they're like, he's obviously a planned.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Interesting So, Nettie, your kid's basketball coach could be CIA.
You never know. Normal everyday people et.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Search that guy, do it? Let us know let's just
start checking people from CIA. I never thought about that.
Mostly I think it was because in school I got bored,
and so I think they just put me in a
class to make it a little harder. But that's interesting.
If I were the CIA leader, I would do that.
I would try to find from it. It's like in
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Europe they'll find the best kids to play soccer, or China,
they'll find the best and they'll put them in these
les immediately, like first grade. All of a sudden, all
you're doing is a freaking uneven bars, like breakfast, lunch
at dinner, uneven bars, and then if you don't win
the gold at nineteen, they kill you. That gets kind
of dark. Maybe Amy's onto something.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Oh, I mean I always saw was The New York
Post had this article about this woman. Her name is
Anna Mills. She helped interest in this theory.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Think about CIA. Though they're not here, it's not they
don't really do stuff here, right. FBI is here, by
the rule, by the law. I don't trust anything you're
saying right now. Most CIA is mostly internet. It's international,
right or international. You can be here, but it's about international.
FBI is here, But that doesn't mean it ain't happening. See,
(18:19):
I hear the dude. They don't play like FBI don't play,
but CIA don't play like they're doing some stuff. There
may is some strategic decisions where bad stuff are having
to happen to people for the good of X, Y
and Z and how do you know all the watch? Thanks?
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Yeah, I just feel like.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Shoes have to be a certain type to work in
that because it just seems like it would be very
difficult to sometimes separate part perminalized. But then also like
know that you may have to do something really really shady.
Let's go to get this done.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
It's the greater good. And this is why you don't drink.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Well, potentially the greater good.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Everything's potentially you just never know. So thank you for
sharing that with me. I have no further comment. And
I'm also not in the illuminati.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
We don't know that. Why would you bring that up?
Nobody said, like, is that a glitch?
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Like you're supposed to say, I'm not in those life,
I'm not in this.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
He's like, Y, go to commercial to commercial right, not
an industry planet. I'm not in the CIA. I'm not
in the illuminati. Thank you. Name the famous quote. Go ahead, Well,
I'm not a crook. I want to play it twice.
Think about it. Here it is again. Well, I'm not
a crook. I'm in. I'm in for the womb. Morgan
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staring at me like she does not have a clue.
Speaker 8 (19:43):
No, you know how you were saying it sounds like
black and white.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Sounds like I was not alive.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
So I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
That's probably true. That's quite true. I know it's true.
I think for all of us. Yeah, and things do
sound black and white. And that does sound black and white.
One more time, just for fun. Well, I'm not a
crook because it's so short. Okay, Morgan, want you down,
JFK Amy Nixon, watchbox Nixon, Eddie, that's Nixon as Richard
Nixon because the Watergate scandler or something. Okay, I'm not
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a cook. Next up, I did not have sexual relations
for that woman. Was he banging on the table.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Something else?
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I was thinking about the table too. But all our
minds are going where they already kind of are. I
did not have sexual relations for that woman.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
What do you call it?
Speaker 4 (20:38):
Then?
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Just lying, guys, I don't think how his mind was
justifying that.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Amy.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Yeah, that's Clinton.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Watchbox, Bill Clinton, Morgan, Bill Clinton, Eddie, Bill Clinton, good job,
famous number three, mister n tear down this wall? And then,
oh man, let's play one more time. Mister tear down
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this wall. Who told him to tear it down? No?
Speaker 3 (21:14):
You No, I'm trying to go off contact clues.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
I'm in in. I guess Okay, need answers, lunchbox, Yeah,
I'm in for the womb. Go ahead. She's still riding.
George Bush incorrect? Amy, Oh, what do you have written?
Speaker 3 (21:32):
I have George Bush Sr.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Incorrect? Morgan Teddy Roosevelt incorrect. Eddie Reagan, It's Ronald Reagan.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Wow, what was he talking about? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:44):
I just said, no, who was that nineteen eighty nine?
Speaker 1 (21:48):
I don't know. It had to be before that because
I think he went out office eighty eight, so it
had to be. We were kids, way way young kids.
Morgan wasn't alive yet. Okay, to left no clib on
this one, because this is like old to be or
not to be? That is the question. I said that
(22:09):
famous quote, to be or not to be? That is
the question. Eddie's in the lead right now with three.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
I clearly paid attention in certain classes and.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Not five seconds. There's no audio on this. There is
not to be or not to be. That is the question.
Morgan Shakespeare, lunch Box Shakespeare, Eddie Shakespeare, Amy Shakespeare is Shakespeare.
That's correct, and one more. Eddie gets it right. He wins.
Lunchbox and Amy are in the running. Morgan, a better
(22:42):
like next time. I'm just here for who said give
me liberty or give me death? M Who was that
give me liberty or give me death? Mlle the other clip?
(23:04):
Does this sound familiar? Amy?
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Yes, we've talked about it.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
I mean, yes, give me a liberty or give me death.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Not only from school but here. We've talked about it
here and now I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Is all right? Three seconds Morgan.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
I'm sticking with my guy, Teddy Roosevelt. He has to
be in there somewhere.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Yeah, right, incorrect Lunchbox, John Henry incorrect, Amy, David Crockett incorrect. Eddie.
You're gonna win again even without getting it right. But
you can take a shot. I know I have it wrong.
It's Paul Revered incorrect, Paul Vistas. The British are coming,
the Burdisher coming, Patrick Henry Luo. I should just said Henry. Yeah,
(23:47):
you should just yeah, I should just said Henry.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
I'm asking this, who is that a great or I
never president.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
He spoke out against the colonies way early when it
was super controversial. The only reason he didn't get in
troubles because he was like he apologized later, but he
was like, not really sorry. He was one of the
first guys to create an environment where America was like,
we don't have representation and they're trying to tax us.
And that's the whole taxation without representation. That part I remembered,
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remember Patrick Henry, Patrick Henry. It's time for the good news.
All right.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
This woman, Grace, she's graduating from Farris State University and
she planned to.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Graduate on Friday.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
She had a c section scheduled for Monday, so after
after the graduation, no problem. Well shows up to graduation,
her husband, Caleb, her whole family, her other daughter. They're
all in the crowd cheering her on because she was
getting her bachelor's degree in early Childhood Education.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Can't wait to go on be an educator.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
She has all planned out that the baby has other
plans and came early, so she was still able to
walk across the stage.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
But under her gown.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
She was carrying her ten day old baby with her
as she walked across the stage.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
When do you get out of the hospital? How many days? Yeah? Okay,
so she didn't like sneak out with the baby. No,
got it. The baby is under it's like in that.
So was the baby breastfeeding at that time? I'm looking
at a picture. I wasn't. There's no reason for the
baby to carry be carried across the stage. Looking at
the baby right now, Well, it's in like the papoo.
(25:24):
Is that what you call thing on the front that's wrapped.
The baby's just in that thing. It's like a cocoon things.
Baby's in that with its head pressed up against them all.
I think she easily the baby could breastfeed if they
needed to. But that's the position the baby's in.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Well, why is up in arms?
Speaker 1 (25:38):
If here's my question, she's just doing this for attention.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
No, no, no, there's no the baby could have stayed
with the father in the stands and held.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
I mean, there's no need for the baby to be
with her. I didn't know the father is still around.
And you said the father was there? Ca you know
Caleb's dead, Bet dad who showed up just to listen.
I like it. I'm good with it. She she the
baby's with her, the baby's just been born. She keeps
next to them.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Mon because originally when she's walking across the stage, the
baby was supposed to be in her good story.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
I get it.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
If she's still pregnant, our resolution is all bad stories.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
What ever?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Amy, thank you, that's what it's all about. That was
telling me something good. Wake up, wake ming the mall
and it's a already the Dodgers already and his lunchbox,
Morgan too, Steve Bread out. It's trying to put you
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through the fog. He's running this week's next bit. The
Bobby's on the box.
Speaker 8 (26:39):
So you know what this is, the Bobby Ball.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
There's Christy from Wisconsin.
Speaker 9 (26:49):
So my husband and I have been back and forth
about wanting to move out of Wisconsin and go to
warmer weather. And we've recently been talking about making a
move to South Carolina in this time, and obviously we
hesitate because we have kids. We went out to dinner
tonight and my husband open a fortune cookie. You got nothing.
The next fortune cookie was mine, and it literally said
(27:12):
moving south will bring you great happiness. Amy Eddie, I
don't know, is it a sign? I just don't know
what to think. Love the show?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Yeah, hold on, she knows better to ask me, because
I believe we will find signs in anything if we
look hard enough. What do you mean to look hard enough?
Speaker 3 (27:30):
It was a fortunate good in your face.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
It doesn't have to actually mean move south geographically in
the United States. It can mean anything, right, And Amy's like,
give me a sign and then a letter from a
sign like literal sign is on the ground. She's like, oh, yes,
I need to go and adopt seven kids or whatever
it was. So you guys look for signs you want
to sign, you'll find. But I ask for signs and
(27:54):
signs great. I can't prove they don't. But she has
that because you don't.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Believe Anythingllions are coming up from the ocean.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
I mean, it is pretty random. The death fortune cookie,
it happened to fall. I'm talking about what I don't believe.
What about the first one that that's the death card,
that's the tease to get you to.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
The second man.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
That's a good point because Michael's son did have his
first fortune cookie the other day.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
And he goes Dad. They left the trash in it.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
I was like, oh, that's a sign that you shouldn't
get fortune cookies exactly, tricked him.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Yeah, your thoughts sammy sign. Yeah, South Carolina, you would
take the fortune cookie as that sign and you would go.
And that was if you were like dependent on a
sign and you got that, that would be it.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Yeah. I mean there's alvious other pros and consent that's it.
But if you're.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Considering it and then that's the fortune cookie, you get
absolutely answer.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Maybe she's the praying for like what to do. And
this is like God being like, well I see you
that fortune cookie.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Yeah, like God, you know I don't trust fortune cookies.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Trust But then she's going to die into heaven.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
I didn't make that joke up. It's an old old joke.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
We're gonna be like, yeah, I send you all these
you guys would trust fort cookie?
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Yeah, back your bags today, man. I start leaning that way.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
But then I think if you got that bag of
fortune cookies, I bet you would find that same thing
fifteen times in that bag.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
I bet you not. I don't care what's in the
bag and what's not. I'm just asking if you guys
would do if I if I'm resting on a life decision.
It popped up, you would I if it's close, you're
on the fence. You gotta make a decision that happen.
I think I'm going with it. You would let that
affect it. Yeah, but it sounds like you want to
go with it anyway. Honestly, if you're gonna even consider
a fortune cookie, you kind of want to do it anyway.
(29:43):
So good luck. I hope the move's awesome. I hate
cole Weather, love Wisconsin. Don't like cold weather, so I
only go certain months. All right, Time for the morning corny.
Let's go over to Amy, Amy, Let's go the mourning corny.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
When is a door not a door? When it's a jar?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
I get it, I know, but I never say a
door is a jar.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
But that's the joke, because it's not a door, it's
a jar.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
It's like a jar of peanut butter. I don't get
the joke. I don't get the joke. Anonymous Sin, there's
a question to be Hello, Bobby Bones. My daughter is
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extremely active in school, sports clubs and community service. Her
weekends are so packed that she barely has time to rest.
I'm proud of her dedication but I'm worried she's over
extending herself and she might burn out. Should I step
in and insist she cuts back? Or trust her to
manage her own schedule? Signed mom of an extremely active student.
(30:58):
If the things aren't getting in the way of the
things that are important, then you should let her do
the things, because she'll she'll let you know she's burnt out.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Did she say the age again? Sorry I missed that.
That's important.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Yeah, my kids were working too much, doing too many
extracurricular activities, this community service, so no.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
One of my friends literally the other day was like, oh,
my daughter, she like wakes up before I do on
school days and she's gotten so much done by the
time I wake up. And my friend wakes up early too,
but her daughter's just so ambitious. She's setting the alarm
at like four forty five in the morning, and she's
in high school. And I'm like, so she can like
do some studying.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
And get more done. Awesome's my friend's like makes me
look bad, Like I feel that.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Mom, I would say, this is not the thing to
stress about. I agree with that. You got a little
capacity in you for stress, and you can fill it
with the things that are worthy of that hopefully, and
this is not that.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
But also she probably want her kid dow like have
a good time, but her kid might be.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Having a good time. I'm doing this okay because I
would often be told, Hey, you're working too much, you're
gonna die, which yes, both are probably true. Tell you that, Oh,
it's probably true. I probably work in too much and
I will die eventually. However, if I didn't love what
I was building, I don't always love the everyday part
of it. But if I wasn't loving what I was building,
I wouldn't do it. And if I didn't love it,
I wouldn't be good at it because I wouldn't put
so much into it, So let her do that. She'll
(32:21):
figure it out. She'll want to cut back some and
do more others. But don't be stressed about this. Be
stressed about what she's hiding from you, not what she's
doing it in front of you.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Bobby Bone Show.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Sorry up today.
Speaker 4 (32:34):
This story comes up from Desutoak County, Florida. A man
was pulled over and sided after he tried to disguise
his truck. Instead of border patrol, he made it the
exact same.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Oh, that's cool. Yeah, to look like border patrol. Yeah,
but it was called booty patrol. Oh, well, that's really
disguising it. That's parodying, man.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
I would think you could do.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
That about the same markings and everything. So I guess
because you could be fooling people into thinking you're a
officer of the law.
Speaker 4 (33:07):
Yes, and it's called booty patrol. I mean that is awesome. Like,
what do you do on booty patrol? You got sign
up for booty patrol.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
This is what the story says. So there is it's
it's not like parody, which is protected by the Supreme Court.
But it too closely resembled a border control vehicle. It
had a green stripe on the side just like the
border control vehicle. People were thinking it was the border
patrol and it was causing people to react and they
(33:40):
can't have red or blue lights that closely resent And
he it seems like he had that too. Man, How
great that he was.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Boy, you know why I pulled you over speeding?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
No, because you got a booty because it's the boy patrol.
I mean, un much. That's your bone head story of
the day. We spend a lot of time close to
each other in the studio and then we podcasts and
we just hang out sometimes and every once in a
while somebody will come up and be like, I think
this person has a medical condition and they should get
it checked out. Morgan is the latest to bring something
(34:13):
to my attention. Morgan, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (34:16):
So Lunchbox and I were recording best Bits and usually
like we get through a whole hour and nobody has
to use the restroom. Lunchbox peede during our recording session
multiple times. He had to keep believing during it. So
I'm a little worried that Lunchbox needs to get his
prostate checked.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
So either he has a prostate problem or he has
a bladder infection.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Oh, no, hurt, though he would be in pain.
Speaker 4 (34:42):
What do you have now, There's no pain, man, It's
just it's cold outside, so you have to pee more
when it's cold out.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
So I've never heard that.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
What.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
Oh, absolutely, because you're so cold and you're shivering, it
makes sure you have to pee.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
This is what it was like when he got to berculosis.
He was coming in with these symptoms.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
He was like, guys, guys, what I just googled it
for a first answer is yes, cold weather makes people urinate.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
More frequently.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
I'm not saying that that's not a thing. I'm saying
none of us have ever heard of it. Like if
your hair is wet and you go outside, you don't
really get sick.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
I was definitely about to say this is not a thing,
and Lunchwalks needs to go to the doctor. And so
I googled real quick before I spoke, and it's cold
induced deriasis.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
But is that a disease? That's my point. Is that
a disease? But also if that's the case, wire all
the rest of us pee in a lot. Cold deriasis
is a condition, that's a disease. Coldriasis, maybe that's what
I have, I'm saying, And I drink a lot of water.
You guys, don't I drink so much water, and then
that can be a thing. The cold air. Just man,
you gotta go. I have coloririsis what do you have?
(35:45):
Col coloriasis? Is cold diuresses? Maybe they say stay warm,
drink extra water when you come inside. So I don't
know if it's about drinking water.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
It's just a cold it's his way of his body.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Is it a disease?
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Though protecting him.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Says it's a condition, Like what's wrong with him that
has this because again I've never heard of somebody getting
cold and having a pee, you guys, never heard never. Okay,
it is a normal psychological condition. Your body just is weird.
It increases your in production as a way to can
serve heat. Psychological Then I'm.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
Telling you like I mean, I'll lay down for a
nap and in an hour nap, I'll wake up two
times to pee because I'm so cold.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
But lunch pot, that doesn't sound healthy. Something sounds wrong
with that.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
He's just got more blood flow. To you.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Remember when he got tuberculosis. He like, I've sweat two
times every time I sleep, and I sweated like I
was running five miles when I sleep. That was bad
and I just thought it was my ceiling fan. Why
don't you get that checked out?
Speaker 4 (36:44):
What is there?
Speaker 3 (36:45):
It's only in the winter, guys, Okay, it says here.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
While this condition can be irritating, it's a way for
someone's body to protect them from the cold.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
So this is just a normal process.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
For his body, like a caveman. Wow, this is one
of those things that he still has. He's like fortunate
from the caveman and our bodies have slowly climbed out
of it to keep himself warm.
Speaker 4 (37:06):
I really can't believe you guys don't have sosis and
don't pee more in the winter.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
That's crazy to me.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
Says here.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
You can dress appropriately, like if you wear warmer clothes,
you may pee less.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
And if you.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Practice deep breathing to keep your body warm a different way.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Well, that's uh. I'm glad we learned this. I do
not have cold dariasis. Yeah, lunchboxes. Maybe wear more clothes.
I got clothes on, man, I didn't had a beanie on.
Double up that hoodie. I could do that. It'll be hot. Well,
we're rooting for you. Go what's set up and go
fund me guys. All right, we're done. Thank you guys.
Back tomorrow by everybody. The Bobby Bone Show theme song, written,
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produced and sang by read Yarberry. You can find his
instagram at read Yarberry, Scuba Steve executive producer, Raymond No
head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister
Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.
Hosts And Creators
Bobby Bones
Amy Brown
Lunchbox
Eddie Garcia
Morgan Huelsman
Raymundo
Mike D
Abby Anderson
Scuba Steve
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