We bring in a test to see who has the best and worst hearing on the show. Along with who has the best lungs and can hold their breath the longest. In our game of the day, Bobby gives everyone the name and description of a crazy job. They have to decide whether it's a real job or one that we made up. Lunchbox is back from being sick yesterday. He gives us his first testical update of the year and if it's got better or worse. We helped a listener who agreed to let her husband go on a guy's trip but now the details are getting crazier and crazier. Is she wrong to tell him she no longer wants him to go because she's worried he'll do something awful?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Come transmitting.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
This is good.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Welcome to Thursday Show Morning Studio. Second day in a row.
We're going to talk about the super flu. It's the
highest level in the United States in twenty five years.
So we talked about the variant yesterday's subclay k, but
it is by far in the last ten years, the
highest and over six point seven percent rise.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
So everybody's getting hit with the flu.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
So what do you do and everybody gets hit with
the flu.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
You wash your hands, Yeah, you wash your hands.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Maybe you stay away from people, and you stay away
from people, and you stay away from people that are sick.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Now, lunchbox was gone yesterday. He came in.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
It was like, go home, and now he's back today.
Do you have the superflu?
Speaker 4 (00:58):
No?
Speaker 6 (00:58):
No, superflu? Here man, I'm feeling good. I am great.
It's so good to be here. Guys, thanks for having me.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
You're not a guest. How does he sound like he
can't talk? One day day he.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Came, Hey, Today's like, look, I am telling you.
Speaker 6 (01:15):
There is something that happens. It's like four times a year.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
No, it's like ten times. No, yeah, no, no, did
I just wake up?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Specific thing he gets mouth chlamydia. He gets everything, and
I saw the voice and it's just whatever it is,
he got it. But he was just drainage. And I
went to the doctor.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
They gave me a steroid pack and I popped all
those first day pills and boom, and I didn't talk
all day.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
That was it.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
And everybody, everybody gets sick. Just one of us on
the show is sick every three weeks.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
But it's not sick, I don't it's I don't know
what causes drainage. I have no idea what that is.
Because they looked at me, they're like, oh, I see
some drainage and there's a lot of it and that's
probably what's doing Hey, go watch you.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
No, they didn't. This doctor did not.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
But I pretty much told them, Hey, I'm gonna need
a steroid pack, and they're like, we'll give you a
steroid pack.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Yeah, that's what I told you. Edie was convinced you
had strap.
Speaker 7 (02:11):
Yeah, because Instagram had a strip test over the break,
and I'm assuming one of his kids had strap because
he didn't come in here.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I had strap over the break.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
I mean honestly, strap is what he has five times here.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yeah, so you guys think I'm kidding. Not you guys here,
everybody listening. He's sick ten, twelve, fifteen times a year.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
I don't think I missed the day last year from sick.
That's the problem. Yeah, people get sick.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
Yeah, and I don't have I never got strap. I
have no tonsils, and so I don't get strapped. Like
that's out of my vocabulary. I got it like right
when I first had kids. But now I am back
to being immune. Yes, my kids had strap over the break,
but I am good to go.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
But today you're good. I am good. Don't normally I
don't want you to have the superflu is my point.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
I don't well back to the super flu.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I guess I am concerned with the how popular it is, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Very popular, twenty five years, celebrity.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Somebody's bound to get it, like one of us. You mean, yeah,
like I'm kind of proud of us, Like nobody's gotten it.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Great. She The other story was how many words do
you think a dog knows?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
How many words you think your dog knows?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Sit, stay, no, sit down? I know bed five.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Five. I would have guessed about twelve that my dogs
for sure know what it is not tone not use.
I can use my body and they'll go. I can
point at things, they'll go to it. I would have
thought twelve. Okay, the average dog can understand one hundred
and sixty five words.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
No chance, no chance, no understand like are what they're having?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Conversations from the American Psychological Association. Dogs have a shocking
ability to understand human words and more than you think.
They also say there are certain dogs that are the
top percentage of canine intellect. They can understand about two
hundred and fifty words.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
I barely know what kind of dogs are.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Those experts say. The key is training them young and
using simple words and not sentences to improve their vocabulary. Well, yeah,
Amy thought I was shooting high when I said twelve
for my dog.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I did because I was thinking, like and I thought
for sure it was all really about tone, like I
thought you were gonna say, Actually, they understand no words.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
It's all about tone. Because I feel like.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I could say bed, but also maybe go dead.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
You know she would go to the bed.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, it's like tone, go to bed.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
I'm happy, go to dead. My dog's for sure. No words.
What do you mean, like? What words? Ball?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Dog crate? They no dog food? Yeah, there's another dog.
Oh yeah, said go with the dog. No, no dog,
don't go oh oh yeah, like no, noa somewhere, And
I don't want to run to the other dog, like
to go jump on them dog.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
That means don't go oh oh maybe, but I don't
want it a time.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
But like twelve one hundred and fifty is crazy. Heel,
who's who is? Seventies? You guys watching gun smoke and yelling?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
He'll she doesn't listen. I still say it, like when
we're walking, I like.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
He'll, I'll say stop.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Six and ten Americans say they read at least one
book in twenty twenty five, So it's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
I read a book last night, the whole book. No, no,
rat read a finish. He finished a book.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
No couple chapters.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Okay, so six intents. So they finished a book one
book last year. What do you think the percentages of
people that read zero books in America?
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Does listening to audiobook count.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
I would say no, not in this, it's actually reading.
Oh oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Well now we're an.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Americans read zero books in twenty twenty five. So Eddie,
how many books did you read in twenty twenty five?
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Zero?
Speaker 7 (05:58):
I'm part of the forty percent didn't listen to twenty
twenty four zero.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
But now I want to know, did you listen to No.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
I listened to the Will and Nelson one, but that
was like two years ago. I didn't count about the
Principles one that Bobby got you.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Oh, no, the four Agreements here somewhere. I'm not even
bookshaming people. I just I'm curious.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
I just don't read.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
I go through spells a few months at a time
where I don't read anything, and then I go through
spells where I just am consuming books.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
It just depends. I'm not judging you.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
You read really fast, though I do read fast, But
the problem is sometimes I substitute words. I just read
like the first two letters, and I'm pretty right ninety
nine percent of the time, but there are times where
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
It's not a trained thing, it's not a speed reading thing.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
But I just generally when I read, I read just
the first few letters of every word and just assume
that's the word.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Works out pretty good most of the time most of
the time, but sometimes I'm.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Reading commercials and I didn't even say the right word
because I didn't read the whole word, or really earlier.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
You did something and it was nineteen ninety year, like
they've been around since the nineteen hundreds.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
That's exactly what happens. It's nineteen hundred. I didn't read
the nine zero. I just read nineteen hundred. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I do that, and.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
You're like, nineteen hundred sounds better, it's more legit.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
And then the guy's liken. The company hasn't been around.
That's nineteen hundred.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Jack Black talks about the movie that he turned down
that bothers him most. It was The Incredibles. He was
offered the part of Syndrome.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
I haven't seen the Incredibles. Is it good? Really good? Yeah?
It's the super Bowl, the Superhero Family. Yeah, that's really fun.
Syndrome is the main bad guy. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Who ended up being that voice? Is it somebody famous?
Because I don't know. But it's fun to hear people
talk about the job they either didn't get or they
turned down. But Jack Black says Syndrome was the one
that he missed. What he got there? Who is it is?
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Jason Lee? From My Name is earl Oh? Yeah, oh
big Jason Lee, big gift for him. Glad Jack Black
turned that down. Huh I had.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
The only thing that I ever like turned down was
I was offered to be a judge on uh Mass Singer.
But it's the same time that I was on American
Idol and go on I Dancing with the Stars. So
I chose that over and I think that was the
right movie. Yeah, I still think that was the right man.
I think so that's the only good story. And then
also I was going to record I Drive Your Truck,
(08:05):
but I gave it to Lee Brice.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
No, that would have been awesome. That's the one I
regret not recording.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Yeah, I got me.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
It's anonymous Sin.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Anonymous Sin.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
There's a question to.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Be Hello, Bobby Bones. My husband has a guys trip
coming up. Started out pretty harmless, with just a few
old friends going away for the weekend.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
But the trip keeps growing.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
More guys are getting added, the destination changed to somewhere
much more party heavy, and now they're going to a
club and I heard bottle service. I trust my husband.
He's never given me a reason not to. But I'd
be lying if I said I wasn't uncomfortable with how
the trip started and how the trip is Now, do
I chill out and let him go? Out front fun
with his friends or is it fair to say something
(09:00):
before resentment builds? Signed wife trying to be cool about it.
You've been a wife trying to be cool about it?
What do you think?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
I mean things evolve, So that's difficult if you've accepted
one version and then it's turning into something that is
significantly different than it started out as. So I see
that that's difficult. But overall, if you trust your husband,
I think we should be okay. Now, if there's something
that has led you to not trust him, then a
(09:28):
conversation can be had.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
But can she really ask him to just like not go.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
No?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I think you nail the first part. If she trusts
her husband, then she trusts her husband. But I think
just going hey, I'm just going to chill out. I
do think it does build a bit of resentment. It's
not nothing, but it's not something you'd get mad at.
I think you can conversate about it without questioning it.
(09:54):
And it's such as it's a fine line. Yeah, very much.
So there's not a real had flag here. It's not
like they're going to a newdi club, right, what's wrong
with bottle service?
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Nothing?
Speaker 3 (10:08):
I think it's the new guys, and if he has
no history of cheating or no history of nefarious acts,
I think you have to consider that. But I think
you can say to him, hey man, this trip has
got a little crazy. Do you know the like who
are these guys? You trust them? Sounds kind of crazy.
I think you can bring it up, be precious about it,
and not question it. But I think you have to
let him do his thing and don't be dramatic about it.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
It's a fine line.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Yeah, I just don't want her to be home and
be resentful and take it out on him when he
didn't do anything wrong because she didn't voice her concerns.
But also it's not a big concern so much so
that you want him to stay home. So you're not
wrong for feeling this way. First of all, I don't
think this makes you insecure. I think you have questions.
(10:54):
I think you can ask him without making him feel
defensive about it, and he should go.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I think he'll understand that it's valid that you may
feel differently if you knew these guys well, and it's
so it's fair you don't know them well, so you're
just curious.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
If he's not defensive about if you can, if you
can ask him questions and not make him defensive, I
think all the questions are fair. Yeah, if he gets offensive,
there's gonna be a fight. So you just have to
have just a curious tone.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
How I don't know.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
I'm thinking I'm talking to the Queen of.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Like, I guess.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
I'm going on this trip in a couple of days.
You were eating dinner.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
So who's all going again?
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Well, you know Mike and Sean are going obviously, but
I don't know they have they have Mark is coming.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
I don't. I don't only know more how well? I mean, like,
why are you questioning me so much?
Speaker 5 (11:48):
Do they have Instagram?
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Oh? You start stalking them?
Speaker 5 (11:51):
What are their handles?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Talking? Man?
Speaker 5 (11:55):
Wait, isn't that what it's called? The handle?
Speaker 4 (11:57):
The handles? Is it a handle?
Speaker 5 (12:00):
The at?
Speaker 4 (12:00):
I would just say, what's their name on Instagram?
Speaker 5 (12:02):
I think it's a handle.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Twenty over there?
Speaker 5 (12:07):
I'm doing a nickel nickel down the highway.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
I don't I don't think you're wrong for having questions,
But I don't think you need to be accusedatory with
him because he's not doing anything wrong. He should still
be able to go. Unless you hear of something they're
doing is bad. That's that's my final statement on this.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
And you want another Instagram and their and their wives,
their handle or there's significant others.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
Do they have kids?
Speaker 4 (12:29):
There's some nuance with this.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
I sound like I think you can approach it a nuance,
but I think it's okay to ask questions. But just
make sure he doesn't feel like he's being accused of something.
Now listen, if he cheated in the past, you ain't going.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Buddy, Well, so he's like never allowed to go.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Not to model, because that's the point. I guess.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
It's not a club club like a strip club.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
It's a club club's a bottle service. Okay, let us
know how that goes. You're not wrong and how you feel.
That's the key. You're not wrong and how you feel.
You can hit us in the mail bag. All you
have to do is email us mail bag at Bobbybones
dot com. Close it up. I'll give you a job
title and a description. Tell me if it's a real
job or if it's fake job we made up. Okay,
(13:12):
some of these are real jobs. Some of the fake jobs.
Number one a professional sleeper someone paid to sleep in labs, hotels,
or showrooms to test mattresses, pillows, room noise and overall
sleep quality. Salary fifty five thousand dollars per year.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
I'm in.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
I'm in.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
Oh, I'm in for the whim who.
Speaker 6 (13:34):
Yeah, there's one word that threw me off on there, Amy, Yes, real,
real lunchbox. You said showroom. Why don't do you sleep
in the showroom? So it's fake, Eddie.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
I'm gonna go a real job. It's real.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
So that is a full time position where they test
different matches a lot of different brands. Next up, a
water slide tester, a person who rides water slides repeatedly
to evaluate safety speeds, splash impact and over all right experience.
Estimated salary fifty to sixty thousand dollars per year. Real job,
(14:08):
bake job. I'm in for the wind in Amy, fake lunchbox.
That's fake, Eddie, sign me up. But I think it's fake.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
It's real. There is a job for a water slide tester.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
We got got Next up, a line stand in a
person hired away than long lines for products, events or
court filings and hold the spot for a client thirty
dollars an hour.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
I'm in. I'm in for the wind. I'm in Amy.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
Yeah, we've heard of this, right, it's real lunchbox.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Yeah, we've talked about it. It's real, Eddie. I'm gonna
say it's still fake. It is real. We talked about him.
I still think it's fake. We were fake. We're talking
about it. Yeah, that's real.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
A pet food taster someone who samples dog or cat
food to ensure flavor consistency before it goes to market.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Human taster of pet food.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
OH, salary fifty five to fifty eight thousand dollars per year.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
I'm in, I'm in. I'm in Amy. Real lunchbox. I
mean disgusting, but it's real, Eddie. Now, why would you
want a humanitateste that dogs do that. It's fake. It
is fake.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
A ghost realtor a licensed real estate agent who specializes
exclusively in selling or renting homes through allegedly haunted matching
buyers with the right kind of spirits. It's commission based,
but the estimated salary is ninety to one hundred and
thirty thousand.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
Dollars per year. I'm in. I'm in for the win.
I'm in Amy. A ghost realtor.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
I mean sure it's real because somebody maybe does that
lunchbox fake?
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Eddie, I'm gonna go real. It's fake. Oh, I'm backing it.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Get two more. A professional mourner someone paid to attend
funerals and visibly grieve as a part of cultural or
ceremonial traditions. Eighty to one hundred and twenty dollars per event.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
This is tough. I'm in Well, it was a weird
one man.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Oh right now, two to two, it's a score. I'm in
for the win, Amy, a professional mourner. Weird but real lunchboks.
Speaker 6 (16:25):
No, you already have people that are going to be
their morning. You don't need a fake person. That is fake, Eddie.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
I feel like we've talked about this before, but I
still want fake. It's real. I knew it. One more Amy,
If you get it, you win.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
A Netflix tagger an employee who watches shows and labels
them with detailed tags like tone, themes and emotional beats.
Fifty five to seventy thousand dollars per year. A Netflix
tagger tone themes and what emotional beats because they have
those weird things like sad, happy, feeling like they put
(17:04):
those yeah, they put like.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Yeah, I'm in Oh, man, this is a big one, Amy.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
It is a big one.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Netflix test. That's the salary, seventy thousand dollars per year.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Okay, I'm in.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
I'm in for the whim, Eddie. I went real, job
lunchbox man.
Speaker 6 (17:29):
I didn't even understand what the job was, but I
put real because I didn't understand it.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
Amy, what did you play?
Speaker 5 (17:34):
I make because surely?
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Okay, let's see who she lives now longest.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
A professional apologizer.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
The description is someone hired to issue apologies on behalf
of companies or individuals during public controversies. A professional apologizer
salary seventy to ninety five thousand dollars per year.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
I'm in, Yeah, I mean, I'm in with the wind. Amy, Hey,
I'm in. What do you have?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Well, I didn't know they were called this, but real lunchbox.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Yeah, that's a PR firm. Firm, that's real. It's not
a PR firm, Eddie.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
I feel like we've talked about this. I went real.
It's fake. Next up.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
A cloud shape interpreter a person employed to analyze cloud
formations and provides symbolic or emotional interpretations for brands or creatives.
Can cloud shape interpreter a person employed to analyze cloud
formations and provides symbolic or emotional interpretations for brands or creatives.
(18:47):
Amy fake lunchbox, Fake Eddie.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
That's real, It is fake. Eddie's eliminated sudden death.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
An odor judge a trained evaluator who's else products, food,
and materials to assess scent quality and freshness. Salary forty
eight thousand dollars a year. An odor judge in for
the wind lunchbox real, Amy Real.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
It's real. How about we buzz in this time? Next up?
Speaker 3 (19:15):
A snake milker what a specialist who extracts venom from
snakes for anti venom production of medical research.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Salary sixty two thousand dollars per year.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Okay, I'm in Amy Real lunchbox.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
That has to be real? Real?
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
A dog surfing coach, a trainer who teaches dogs how
to surf for competitions, commercials, or special events.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
WHOA, that's cool.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
One hundred and twenty bucks per session? Amy Realox, that
is so fake it is real? You guess right the most?
Speaker 5 (19:56):
Oh No, I knew the dog surfer Kenzy served.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Yeah, but that doesn't mean there's a job. And also,
did he.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Really serve for he was way back in the day
before AI.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
So I want to play a voicemail. This is in
relation to Lunchbox. He's had some weird pain and the
doctors keep saying, we don't know what it is. Go
watch YouTube. And one of his testicles got really big.
We haven't we haven't had a testicle check since we
got back from break. But I want to play this voicemail.
Speaker 8 (20:26):
First, my husband was diagnosed with testicular cancer and he
was in a very similar situation as Lunchbox. At first,
he just noticed the swelling, called his primary care provider
and they couldn't fit him in for months, but the
swelling got worse. I got really nervous. I pushed him.
He called them back. He is good now. But all
(20:46):
that we said is just be honest with your doctor
with your symptoms. They will get you in much much
quicker at once they understand the severity of it.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
So best of luck. You weren't honest with your doctor
because you didn't tell him about the swollen testicle.
Speaker 6 (21:01):
Yeah, I kind of told you, guys, not your doctor.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
In a vulnerable moment, I let that out of the bag.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
So you have an appointment still on the twelfth. On
the twelfth, an update is how is it? Is it
still swollen? Still swollen?
Speaker 6 (21:16):
And still like if I go running with the kids
in the backyard or whatever, or try to chase them
down the sidewalk, gets uncomfortable pretty quick.
Speaker 7 (21:23):
The testicle or the the testicle.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Is your stomach still hurt.
Speaker 6 (21:29):
I haven't really let loose, I guess, is what you'd say.
So I haven't really tested it. Just running like a
couple of houses. I don't think the pain never hurt
in the side. It's when I like run like a
mile two miles, that's when I can really feel it.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
But it hurts in your testicle still, Yes, Is it
getting bigger? Well, see, here's the thing.
Speaker 6 (21:47):
It's big during the day and then when I go
to sleep it deflats.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
How do you know this is?
Speaker 4 (21:53):
When I wake up in the morning, it's not as
big as big.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
So when you're maybe when you're lying down, yeah.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
And then like during the days not moving right during
the day, Yes, that's when the that's when the inflammation
or whatever you want to call it happens, the swelling.
So I got a call from the doctor asking me
a couple of questions, like we got to get you
in sooner.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Oh really yeah, so I'm going the ninth tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
Tomorrow, so well, that's what he said. He was like,
we need to get you in her sooner.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
I'm like, oh wow, we're going to go in like
real quick.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
It's like the nights.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
I'm like, okay, still sooner.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Hey yeah, let me ask my assistant, who knows all
based on your symptoms, what it could be.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
He's gonna say hernia. Everybody says hernia.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Well, then maybe there's something for the doctors.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
They don't have a clue.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Hey, So have a question. One of my friends has
a sharp pain in the stomach and sometimes that goes away,
and he has a testicle that is swollen, and that
one testicle, he says, deflates at night, so it's swollen
all day and then deflates at night and then re
swells in the morning. What would you say that is
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if you had to.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Guess, Well, I'm definitely not a doctor, but that combination
of symptoms like having a swollen testicle that seems to
fluctuate in size and a sharp stomach pain could hint
at a few different things. It might be something like
a varicoseal which is basically enlarged veins, or it could
even be something like an intermittent issue with a hernia or.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
Some kind of fluid build up like a hydroceeal.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
But honestly, it's one of those things where a medical
professional really should take a lope. So if your friend
hasn't seen a doctor, that's definitely the best move just
to get a real diagnosis.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
He didn't tell the doctor for a long time that
one of his testicles was swollen because he was embarrassed.
What do you want to say to him?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Yeah, I totally get that it can be awkward to
bring that up, but I just reassure him that doctors
have seen and heard it all. There's really no need
to be embarrassed because for them it's just another part
of the job and the most important thing is just
making sure he's healthy. So i'd encourage him to just
be open about it, and it's definitely worth getting checked out.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
If you had to put a percentage on it, what
do you think it is of him dying?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Oh gosh, I mean, I definitely wouldn't put a percentage
on something like that, you know, I think it's really
important to just reassure him that most of these things
are very treatable once a doctor takes a look. So
rather than worrying about worst case scenarios, I just say,
let's focus on getting him to a professional that's the
best way to get peace of mind.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Is there a best case scenario where this could actually
be a superpower and somehow he has a magical testicle?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Well, I absolutely love the optimism in imagining a magical
superpower scenario here.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
I mean, who wouldn't want a quirky superpower like that?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
But in reality, as fun as it is to imagine,
it's probably more of a let's get it checked out
and make sure everything's good kind of situation. But hey,
if it turns out to be a superpower, I think
we've got a whole comment book plot on our hands.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
So let's keep it hopeful, but also keep it practical.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
All right, testical man?
Speaker 9 (25:06):
It is?
Speaker 3 (25:07):
So?
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Is he gonna go? We'll ask you, lunchboks. Are you
gonna go to your appointment alone? Or do you need support?
Speaker 4 (25:12):
I'll go alone? Like, what do you mean? What goal?
Speaker 9 (25:17):
Like?
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Who else would go with me?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
You're I don't know your wife? Like, I'm not sure.
This has been an ongoing thing like, I didn't know
how nervous you were.
Speaker 7 (25:23):
You got this.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
We're rooting for your testical man.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
Thank you man.
Speaker 6 (25:26):
I mean it's been.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
What's the worst case scenario? What's best case in your mind?
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (25:30):
Worst case is the the cancer, right, I mean that
has to be the worst. What's best They can tell
me what's wrong, and it's just gonna be like an
injection or something, and it's gonna go.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
And I went to hill. He went an injection. He
wants to a little shot.
Speaker 6 (25:45):
Well, like, uh, you know what they do the with
the players, what do you know? They give them something
like a quarter cortizone shot.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
That's best case, I mean, because.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
There's something wrong. They're not going to just be like, oh,
here's advill and go away.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
They kind I did before.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Oh, they've been telling me a lot of things. How
does YouTube it?
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Okay? So tomorrow you'll go tomorrow, maybe Friday. Show'll have
an answer on Monday. Uh yeah, and bring pictures? What okay?
This woman's allergic to her husband. I want to play
this clip, go ahead.
Speaker 10 (26:16):
Finally decide to do a round of IVF, and unfortunately
that round of IVF didn't work, and we were getting.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
Ready to go for a second round.
Speaker 10 (26:24):
And this at home medical blood testing a company called Fortilosis,
and they send you these tests in the mail and
you give them blood. Viles went down to the pharmacy,
got our bloods drawn, sent them overseas to Greece, and
we ended up finding out that we have a genetic
predisposition that makes me incompatible with Paul's DNA. And what
it is is when they come together, they kind of
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repel my genes, kind of put the brakes on and.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Say, let's attack this. Their genes are allergic to each other.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
WHOA I've never heard of such a thing.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
At this morning. Their genes are allergic to each other.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
So they can't have a kid because when they get together,
they run away from each other like two magnets, like
two North magnets.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
You can't push them together.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
So what are they going to do?
Speaker 4 (27:10):
They got to break up. I know, you don't know
you're can adopt kids. Yeah, I don't know what they're
going to do. I just had never heard of that.
Speaker 7 (27:17):
I wonder if this is real, Like what do you
mean mentioned Greece and like all this other stuff, So
like my mind is just like I don't know, there's
only one time I've ever heard.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
This, so you don't know if they're telling the truth.
Not entirely, No, it sounds crazy. They sent in, Yeah,
it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
I think there's a company in Greece, Like, what do
you want overall them? What do you do if that
this is the case, This is very very difficult.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Does it depend on how much you want to have
a kid? Like have and if you do.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
You have to?
Speaker 5 (27:49):
Yeah, I mean let's like I think.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
That you continue life together and you figure out, oh,
this is opening another avenue. Like when I was married
and we were trying to get pregnant, we realized, okay
we did. We never had this test done, but we did.
There was actually no explanation as to why we couldn't
get pregnant. Finally we just thought, okay, well we're gonna
go the adoption route.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
So maybe that's what they'll do.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
I hope, So hope they say together, I hope. I
just never heard of such thing. And he doesn't believe it.
Not entirely convinced, But what is like this amy situation?
I think their personalities are.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Large teaching.
Speaker 5 (28:25):
Our personalities.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
I'm saying that that was no, I'm saying that was
the divorce more about that than your DNA being allergic
to each other.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Yeah, that's why you think they never got pregnant.
Speaker 7 (28:36):
Well I'm talking like, yeah, this is the reason they
didn't get pregnant and then amy all of a sudden,
Oh yeah yeah, yeah, because it's a different DNA.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Oh can that would be crazy?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Can I still have children? I don't know because I
don't know if it was me or him. But I
had all the tests done and like my fallopian tubes
were fine.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
I guess I'm talking about age wise, Like what's the
persis of women that are for home?
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (29:00):
I think it still happens.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Yeah, I think it still happens too, But I don't know.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
And guys can be very old, right, yes.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Yeah, we need to shut guys down after they get
to a certain point. We should just stop it. No
more for you, no U. Nicole Kidman and Keith Robin's
divorce has been finalized. Oh yesterday we were predicting possibly
they would get back together in our wild predictions for
the year. But and this doesn't mean that they won't.
But speaking of divorce, they have finalized their divorce, agreeing
to wave all child supports spousal support and alimony. Their
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daughters will live with kidmen most of the year, and
then it just goes through that nineteen years of marriage.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
That's from page six. It's a good run. Nineteen years
is a good run. That's a good run.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
I think it's how you look at it. I don't
know what happened that caused. There was a reason that
it dissolved, But nineteen years is a good run.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
Do you not agree?
Speaker 5 (29:54):
No, nineteen years is a long time.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
I was just thinking in my head that, like, you
know how New Year's Eve would have been my anniversary.
Speaker 5 (29:59):
That would have been our nineteen deer.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Dang, you guys didn't even make it Keith Urban light length.
Speaker 5 (30:03):
We made it like seventeen.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
That's all. Yeah, nineteen that's a good run.
Speaker 11 (30:08):
Hey, good run seems pretty good.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
Sorry, this is what you wanted. Good run. We agree,
Good run, Thank you. Good run.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
A flight attendant was given a sealed barf bag with
cash after passengers on a holiday flight pulled together a
two hundred and eight dollar tip for her. This is
a cool story. The gesture came in a meaningful time.
She had been stressed about finances and worried about forty
Christmas gifts for her parents. But every passenger of most
passengers on the flight, they passed her on a barf
bag and put a dollar, two bucks, three bucks in it.
Speaker 4 (30:35):
See.
Speaker 7 (30:36):
I thought this wasn't acceptable, Like you can't tip flight
attend You can tip flight attendant. Oh no, I tried
this like years ago. I think we talked about it
on the show and I was like, oh, I gave him.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
Like I tried.
Speaker 7 (30:46):
I got a beer or whatever and try to tip
them two dollars and they're like, we can't accept cash.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
So like I thought that was against the rules. I
think that was for the beer. You can't pay money
for the beer. Do you think you thought you were
paying for the beer?
Speaker 4 (30:58):
No, no, no, because you can only do a card on
the beer.
Speaker 7 (31:00):
And I was like, here's a little tip two bucks,
and like we can't keep cash on the plane because
of HIJA.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Maybe they're just a turn down your two bucks, but
if they're handed up, they didn't.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Take your two bucks because they're afraid the plane will
be taken down. No cash on the plane.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
I always thought you could tip a flight attendant. It
just almost never happened. No, I tried it. I tried
it like eight years ago. Some airlines actually don't allow
cash tips or discourage them. Flight attendants are paid hourly,
so tipping just never became part of the culture. If
you want to be a good human, you can tip
them with the here, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 6 (31:38):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
It is not expected, not necessary. But some flight attendants
can't accept it. But she took the tip. That's cool
with a lot of money if you would have had
them a bag with money.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
I've been anyway. I like the story.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Maybe I'm not gonna let you look at the screen,
but I want you to raise your hand whenever you
stop hearing the sound. So this will tell you what
age you're hearing is. So the first if you just
play it for a second, RAYMONDO, can you hear that?
Speaker 4 (32:03):
Right? Oh yeah, okay down?
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Oh so that was like seventy three, seventy three year old,
so the most part can still hear that. But what's
going to happen is it's going to get higher and
higher and higher, and when you stop hearing it, just
raise your hand.
Speaker 4 (32:14):
Okay, let's volume down a little bit on that.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
So is there on the screen, is there going to
be movement? If there's sound.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
On the screen. The age is on, and I don't
wait to see the age and lift your hand.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Oh okay, I just didn't know if I saw a
movement like I might hear sound.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
No, no, no, I'm just gonna go like this.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Okay, ready, just just when you can't hear it anymore,
hold your hand up, go ahead, got it.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
Your age is thirty five years old.
Speaker 5 (32:57):
That is so good. Yes, that helps it because my
hearing is bad.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Mine went to thirty one about the same and it's
not a competition. I just did it as well to
see before I came on. Did you guys lose it?
Anybody lose it? Before she did? I still had it.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
You still have it when I raised my hand.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
Okay, can you play it from there? Wow? Go no
hear nothing? Yeah, you still hear Lunchbox. That's when I
raised my hand right when. So you still heard it
when we came back.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
Yeah, that's eighty three again, So Lunchbox's hearing is better
than all of ours.
Speaker 6 (33:31):
That was rough, though, that is a weird sounds, just
a high pitch noise.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
Morgan still heard it too.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
Did you not hear the crackling at the end? Did
you hear the crackling. Yes, I heard crackling. Okay, yeah,
that might have been an audio issue. Guys. Okay, so
I am the you have the worst hearing of the group. Yeah,
possibly so, I'm I'm.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
The elderly, okay, geriatric.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
He thirty five or so.
Speaker 6 (33:54):
She was so excited about thirty five a second ago.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
She was like depressed because I was like, oh wow,
but I mean turns off again.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
And everybody, just hold up your hand when you lose it. Okay,
don't don't lie about it.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
No, no, I wouldn't lie. You would. You'd be the
one that would.
Speaker 11 (34:10):
I want to see if it's the same, Okay, go ahead,
(34:33):
lost it?
Speaker 3 (34:34):
Lost it? Oh so, Eddie and I came in around
the same time. Amy, you're about the same as you
were last time. You talked a little behind us. Orgon
can still hear it even though it's.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Not on started like this. I was like, oh, what
if there there was like a little something that I
heard that maybe I didn't hear last time.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
But I'm not sure, but.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
I think you have the worst hearing of the show.
Speaker 7 (34:56):
It's okay, okay, yeah, it's one thing man.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
Now, now all right, now, now, don't cry.
Speaker 5 (35:03):
Do you think that's why I talk so loud.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
That's gotta be it because.
Speaker 5 (35:08):
On the if you measure what's.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
A what's that called wave forms?
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Yeah, like I think I just talk really loud and sometimes,
like at church, I said something to my boyfriend the
other day, He's like, whisper. It's like I have whispering,
But like to me, I couldn't. I had no perception.
Like to me, I thought I was speaking so quietly
and I was not.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
There's another one that talks about you lungs, and this
is one of just holding your breath. Can you honestly
see how long you can hold your breath?
Speaker 5 (35:39):
I can honestly do that, Like, yeah, this was crazy.
Speaker 7 (35:42):
It says forty seconds is excellent lungs okay, but ninety
seconds is exceptional.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
Oh can you play some music under us that we
can have because that we're all gonna be holding our breath?
Speaker 4 (35:53):
Yeah, we need something? Oh boy, Okay, So I'll put
the timer on Mike. Will you time?
Speaker 3 (35:58):
Everybody in the room's gonna see it, but just our
audience here is can you give us every ten seconds? Hey?
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Every ten seconds? Yeah, you'll need to because they can't
see what we're looking at.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
It.
Speaker 7 (36:07):
Don't cheat, No, no cheating where you gotta plug your
moon right and guys, you can't breathe out.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
You just gotta hold it correct, No breathing out out
of your nose. Okay, ready and.
Speaker 9 (36:17):
Go ten seconds, twenty seconds, thirty seconds, forty seconds, oh
(37:01):
who fifty seconds.
Speaker 4 (37:13):
I'm done. I got it one minute. No, keep doing it, Amy.
I think Amy's cheating. A proved she doesn't have the
oldest everything, the oldest other things.
Speaker 6 (37:31):
Yeah, yeah, saying it there, you're smiling.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
I was like, she didn't like being oldest. Ears.
Speaker 4 (37:41):
Well I got the youngest lungs.
Speaker 5 (37:42):
Guys, No, no, I'm dizzy.
Speaker 4 (37:44):
Yeah, yeah, we're all guys. Morgan, did you fall first?
Oh yeah, I was out at thirty seconds.
Speaker 5 (37:50):
My lungs are horrible ever since COVID.
Speaker 4 (37:52):
I long COVID. That's right.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
So who is Eddie?
Speaker 4 (37:56):
Was out second?
Speaker 3 (37:57):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (37:57):
Lunchbox. I think I wasn't forty four or so. I'm like,
oh my god, it's a pretty healthy. And me and
then you kind of right after me. I gave it
a little bit after you. Five seconds.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
I got it to a minute. I let up in
a minute. I couldn't have gone much longer, but I
lit up a minute. Amy's gonna go for ten minutes?
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Yeah, I was. Now we won't know because y'all made
me laugh.
Speaker 5 (38:14):
Exactly how long I would have gone.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
We could do it whenever you want. Try to do
the home version.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
Let us know, wake up, wake up in the mall,
and the radio and the Dodgers Ready lunchbox, more game too,
Steve Bread have it trying to put you through fog.
He's running this week's next bit, and Bobby's.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
On the box, so you know what this.
Speaker 7 (38:48):
The Bobby ball.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
Now time for the investigative Corny. Amy will have ninety
seconds to give us as many jokes she possibly can.
Speaker 4 (38:56):
How many can we get?
Speaker 7 (38:57):
Guys?
Speaker 4 (38:57):
You good, We're good? All right, let's get it. Then?
Speaker 5 (39:04):
Why did the burglar take a shower?
Speaker 4 (39:07):
So clean? Get away?
Speaker 3 (39:09):
Get away?
Speaker 5 (39:11):
Where does zombies like to go swimming?
Speaker 7 (39:14):
They're dead deadpool, deadpool in the dead sea.
Speaker 4 (39:17):
The dead see you kill.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Why did the vegetarians stop swimming meat?
Speaker 4 (39:24):
No meat? Vegetarians swimming because stroke? Backstroke? Freestyle swimming style.
What are the other types of breast butterfly? Butterfly? Backstroke? Meat?
What's a meat?
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Why did the vegetarians stop if she didn't like the meat?
She didn't like meats?
Speaker 4 (39:45):
Swim meat, swim meets okay?
Speaker 5 (39:47):
Where does snowmen keep their money.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
In the air vault, in their ball and their snowball?
Snow bank? Snow bank? Wow?
Speaker 2 (39:58):
How do you stop and ask stronauts baby from crying?
Speaker 4 (40:02):
Space? Give it space? Give it space? Moon rocks? One
to countdown atmosphere? Countdown?
Speaker 5 (40:15):
How do you stop an astronauts baby from crying?
Speaker 4 (40:17):
Is there a nursery rhyme?
Speaker 7 (40:18):
Astronaut rocket rocket?
Speaker 4 (40:26):
She's not prepared?
Speaker 5 (40:32):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Why didn't the baby want to Why didn't the baby
want to be born? I lost? I lost?
Speaker 5 (40:40):
Y'all got so many I lost? But I have it.
Just just we'll give you this one.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
You can't give us one?
Speaker 8 (40:46):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (40:47):
How many do we get?
Speaker 8 (40:48):
You got?
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Why did the burglar take showers to make clean get away?
Where does zombies like to go swimming the dead sea?
Why did the vegetarian stop swimming? She didn't like meats?
Where does snowman keep their money snow banks? How do
you stop an astronaut's baby from crying.
Speaker 4 (41:08):
The record, you wouldn't have gotten bared prepared? I have it.
You don't know they started shaking, going.
Speaker 5 (41:14):
Hold on, hold on because I lost where I was.
Speaker 4 (41:17):
And then you're like, oh, the rescrewed is I'm not
a big but she didn't know. You didn't.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Okay, let's see if you would have gotten it. Okay,
why didn't the baby want to be born?
Speaker 4 (41:30):
Woom? Wo's something with womb.
Speaker 5 (41:33):
Shoot, you're gonna get it.
Speaker 4 (41:36):
I'll give you the point if you get it.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Don't.
Speaker 7 (41:38):
We don't know what's the answer.
Speaker 5 (41:41):
Why didn't the baby want to be born? He didn't
want to give up free.
Speaker 4 (41:44):
Womb and board. Okay, that was the worst one. That
was the one bone show today.
Speaker 6 (41:55):
This story comes ups from Annapolis, Maryland. A twenty nine
year old woman driving down the highway when a car
gets in front of her and she feels like that
car cut her off, so she followers down the highway
exit into a parking lot, goes up with a crowbar, says,
you think it's okay to cut me off? I'm like,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Oh, you're gonna be sorry, goes
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back to her car, puts the crowbar down, comes back,
goes see this this is a gun.
Speaker 4 (42:21):
Don't cut me off again.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
Wow, she went crowbar to gun.
Speaker 3 (42:24):
Well, sorry to crowbar that again. Yeah, I'm a little
taken aback by the fact that a crowbar was so
available while she was driving. She didn't pull over, getting
her trunk, go into her spare tire and grab a crowbar.
She just was able to drive and reach over and
grab a crow bar.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
It's obviously her thing.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
Yeah, I feel like she's done this a lot. And
then to go to the gun.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
But it's like you you feel like you go to
the gun if the person doesn't understand what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (42:47):
No, no, that's not when you go to the gun.
You don't go to the gun.
Speaker 4 (42:49):
To the gun, no.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
I like Lovebucks's point. The version was like okay, okay,
I'm sorry, and she's like, I need to make sure
you hear me, and she goes back and gets the gun.
It's like, you think you would go to the gun
if you're a rational.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
No, you don't go to the gun.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
I'm talking about an irrational.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
Don't even follow them off the side of the road.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
I get like, if you're thinking like you.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
Have the mind of someone like you're thinking as someone
who would be.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
I'm thinking of someone that behaves this way, and you
would think like you only need to bring out the
gun if they don't hear you, right, But.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
That never popped into my head, like why should I
bring out the guns?
Speaker 7 (43:24):
Well, she said it's a crowbar, right, and then I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Like, no, I'm gonna make you sorry. The
differences and how Amy not thought about that story. My
first thought was wow, she was like why does she
even have a crowbar near? And Amy's was she should
have waited to get the gun.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
I think the gun wasn't necessary, like crowbar was enough.
Speaker 7 (43:39):
She apologized with the crowbarr.
Speaker 3 (43:41):
Okay, what happened?
Speaker 6 (43:43):
They got her license plate and tracked her down to
her house and she was arrested.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
Was she taken easily?
Speaker 7 (43:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (43:49):
No, resistant existence cannon and I meet her with a
cannon at the door. Okay, I'm lunch box.
Speaker 6 (43:55):
That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 3 (43:59):
You want to take back a gift that you got
your wife?
Speaker 7 (44:01):
Yes, I thought it was gonna be a great gift
and she liked it. She just realized that she's not
gonna use it and it wasn't cheap.
Speaker 3 (44:07):
What is it?
Speaker 7 (44:08):
It's an ice maker, like it makes pellet ice and.
Speaker 3 (44:11):
Shes sonic ice kind of yes, yeah.
Speaker 7 (44:13):
And she loves chewing on ice, so I thought like, oh,
it's a cool gift. But then she's like, hey, I'm
gonna be honest with you, Like, I love the gift,
it's great, but we already have an ice machine on
the refrigerator, like, and it's crushed ice kind of the
same thing.
Speaker 3 (44:26):
So are your feelings hurt?
Speaker 7 (44:27):
No? No, because I'm all about saving money. So in
my eyes, I'm like, let's just return this thing.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
Okay, And she says you should return the things.
Speaker 7 (44:34):
She's saying, let's return it. The thing is, we've used
it three or four times.
Speaker 3 (44:37):
Oh, I've made buckets of ice.
Speaker 6 (44:40):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
I wondered why this was an issue.
Speaker 7 (44:43):
Oh, and I kind of like it.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
Your conscience is getting you a little bit.
Speaker 7 (44:46):
I like the ice that it makes, but I'm more
about getting my money back.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
What do you think, Amy, he's used it. How many
times have you honestly used it? Three or four? I
bet you're lying four times five, let's say six or seven.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
I mean no, it's you're not returning it because it's broken.
Speaker 9 (45:06):
It.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
You are side.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
And also, that type of ice is not the same
thing as crushed from the from the refrigerator. I understand
that it's so much better.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
But apparently his wife doesn't care that much about the
type eyes. She just likes ice.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Eddie's really liking it. Now he just wants his money back.
Speaker 7 (45:21):
Yeah, she's not going to use the gift that I spent.
It's an ice maker.
Speaker 4 (45:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
So, but the question is you've used it a bunch.
What's the line where you can't take it back?
Speaker 7 (45:33):
I think that well, it says too like I looked
at the return policy and they said, you know, ninety
days you can return it.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (45:39):
It ends that you can do that. If you're not
having to lie about it, then I think you're okay.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
In ninety days you can return it unused.
Speaker 7 (45:46):
You didn't say anything about user unused.
Speaker 3 (45:48):
I think it's still okay, though. I think in ninety
day policy is even used.
Speaker 7 (45:54):
Like we used it. Didn't like it, but you.
Speaker 3 (45:57):
Did like it. I don't think you go on and say.
Speaker 7 (45:59):
That, No, I'm gonna say anything.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
We'd just like to return this.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
Well, so now you have to take that money and
buy her another gift.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
No, No, oh, that's it.
Speaker 7 (46:06):
That's that's not a good thing.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
Excellent point.
Speaker 7 (46:09):
She doesn't want another gift, Yes, she does.
Speaker 3 (46:10):
Who doesn't want a gift?
Speaker 2 (46:11):
So now she's out a gift.
Speaker 7 (46:13):
No, she just doesn't.
Speaker 3 (46:14):
She's out a gift.
Speaker 7 (46:15):
My gosh, guys, it's not Christmas. It'd be so weird
to hand her a gift in January and be like,
Merry Christmas.
Speaker 3 (46:20):
So you're taking her gift from her.
Speaker 7 (46:22):
She doesn't want it.
Speaker 3 (46:22):
I think she'd want something else. That's a great point.
I wouldn't have thought of that. But you're absolutely right, Amy.
Speaker 7 (46:28):
Why would you say some means she.
Speaker 3 (46:29):
Didn't get a gift if you take it back, gift?
Speaker 7 (46:32):
That was just one of the gifts that she got.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
Is that the big one though?
Speaker 7 (46:34):
Yeah, that's a big one. Yeah, well no, No, the
ring was a big one.
Speaker 4 (46:37):
What ring?
Speaker 3 (46:40):
She didn't know that was coming, and.
Speaker 7 (46:41):
It is nice and she loves it. The ice machine
was just something I thought, Oh, that's cool, Like she
likes ice.
Speaker 3 (46:46):
I'll throw that in there, meet her halfway, take it back,
get her something, don't spend a full two hundred on it. Okay,
I think you're okay taking it back if it's within
the policy. And also the fact that she likes frig ice.
I don't like eating projuice. I love crushed ice.
Speaker 7 (47:02):
We have an option in our fridge like whole cube
crush it.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
And for a hot Mini. He also had a Pellett
ice maker.
Speaker 3 (47:13):
Guy's making it.
Speaker 4 (47:15):
We're done.
Speaker 3 (47:15):
We will see you guys tomorrow. By Everybody, Bobby Bones.
The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced and sang
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(47:38):
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Come transmitting.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
This is good.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Welcome to Thursday Show Morning Studio. Second day in a row.
We're going to talk about the super flu. It's the
highest level in the United States in twenty five years.
So we talked about the variant yesterday's subclay k, but
it is by far in the last ten years, the
highest and over six point seven percent rise.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
So everybody's getting hit with the flu.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
So what do you do and everybody gets hit with
the flu.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
You wash your hands, Yeah, you wash your hands.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Maybe you stay away from people, and you stay away
from people, and you stay away from people that are sick.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Now, lunchbox was gone yesterday. He came in.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
It was like, go home, and now he's back today.
Do you have the superflu?
Speaker 4 (00:58):
No?
Speaker 6 (00:58):
No, superflu? Here man, I'm feeling good. I am great.
It's so good to be here. Guys, thanks for having me.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
You're not a guest. How does he sound like he
can't talk? One day day he.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Came, Hey, Today's like, look, I am telling you.
Speaker 6 (01:15):
There is something that happens. It's like four times a year.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
No, it's like ten times. No, yeah, no, no, did
I just wake up?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Specific thing he gets mouth chlamydia. He gets everything, and
I saw the voice and it's just whatever it is,
he got it. But he was just drainage. And I
went to the doctor.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
They gave me a steroid pack and I popped all
those first day pills and boom, and I didn't talk
all day.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
That was it.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
And everybody, everybody gets sick. Just one of us on
the show is sick every three weeks.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
But it's not sick, I don't it's I don't know
what causes drainage. I have no idea what that is.
Because they looked at me, they're like, oh, I see
some drainage and there's a lot of it and that's
probably what's doing Hey, go watch you.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
No, they didn't. This doctor did not.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
But I pretty much told them, Hey, I'm gonna need
a steroid pack, and they're like, we'll give you a
steroid pack.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Yeah, that's what I told you. Edie was convinced you
had strap.
Speaker 7 (02:11):
Yeah, because Instagram had a strip test over the break,
and I'm assuming one of his kids had strap because
he didn't come in here.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I had strap over the break.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
I mean honestly, strap is what he has five times here.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yeah, so you guys think I'm kidding. Not you guys here,
everybody listening. He's sick ten, twelve, fifteen times a year.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
I don't think I missed the day last year from sick.
That's the problem. Yeah, people get sick.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
Yeah, and I don't have I never got strap. I
have no tonsils, and so I don't get strapped. Like
that's out of my vocabulary. I got it like right
when I first had kids. But now I am back
to being immune. Yes, my kids had strap over the break,
but I am good to go.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
But today you're good. I am good. Don't normally I
don't want you to have the superflu is my point.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
I don't well back to the super flu.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I guess I am concerned with the how popular it is, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Very popular, twenty five years, celebrity.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Somebody's bound to get it, like one of us. You mean, yeah,
like I'm kind of proud of us, Like nobody's gotten it.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Great. She The other story was how many words do
you think a dog knows?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
How many words you think your dog knows?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Sit, stay, no, sit down? I know bed five.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Five. I would have guessed about twelve that my dogs
for sure know what it is not tone not use.
I can use my body and they'll go. I can
point at things, they'll go to it. I would have
thought twelve. Okay, the average dog can understand one hundred
and sixty five words.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
No chance, no chance, no understand like are what they're having?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Conversations from the American Psychological Association. Dogs have a shocking
ability to understand human words and more than you think.
They also say there are certain dogs that are the
top percentage of canine intellect. They can understand about two
hundred and fifty words.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
I barely know what kind of dogs are.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Those experts say. The key is training them young and
using simple words and not sentences to improve their vocabulary. Well, yeah,
Amy thought I was shooting high when I said twelve
for my dog.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I did because I was thinking, like and I thought
for sure it was all really about tone, like I
thought you were gonna say, Actually, they understand no words.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
It's all about tone. Because I feel like.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I could say bed, but also maybe go dead.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
You know she would go to the bed.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, it's like tone, go to bed.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
I'm happy, go to dead. My dog's for sure. No words.
What do you mean, like? What words? Ball?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Dog crate? They no dog food? Yeah, there's another dog.
Oh yeah, said go with the dog. No, no dog,
don't go oh oh yeah, like no, noa somewhere, And
I don't want to run to the other dog, like
to go jump on them dog.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
That means don't go oh oh maybe, but I don't
want it a time.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
But like twelve one hundred and fifty is crazy. Heel,
who's who is? Seventies? You guys watching gun smoke and yelling?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
He'll she doesn't listen. I still say it, like when
we're walking, I like.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
He'll, I'll say stop.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Six and ten Americans say they read at least one
book in twenty twenty five, So it's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
I read a book last night, the whole book. No, no,
rat read a finish. He finished a book.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
No couple chapters.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Okay, so six intents. So they finished a book one
book last year. What do you think the percentages of
people that read zero books in America?
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Does listening to audiobook count.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
I would say no, not in this, it's actually reading.
Oh oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Well now we're an.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Americans read zero books in twenty twenty five. So Eddie,
how many books did you read in twenty twenty five?
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Zero?
Speaker 7 (05:58):
I'm part of the forty percent didn't listen to twenty
twenty four zero.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
But now I want to know, did you listen to No.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
I listened to the Will and Nelson one, but that
was like two years ago. I didn't count about the
Principles one that Bobby got you.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Oh, no, the four Agreements here somewhere. I'm not even
bookshaming people. I just I'm curious.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
I just don't read.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
I go through spells a few months at a time
where I don't read anything, and then I go through
spells where I just am consuming books.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
It just depends. I'm not judging you.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
You read really fast, though I do read fast, But
the problem is sometimes I substitute words. I just read
like the first two letters, and I'm pretty right ninety
nine percent of the time, but there are times where
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
It's not a trained thing, it's not a speed reading thing.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
But I just generally when I read, I read just
the first few letters of every word and just assume
that's the word.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Works out pretty good most of the time most of
the time, but sometimes I'm.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Reading commercials and I didn't even say the right word
because I didn't read the whole word, or really earlier.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
You did something and it was nineteen ninety year, like
they've been around since the nineteen hundreds.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
That's exactly what happens. It's nineteen hundred. I didn't read
the nine zero. I just read nineteen hundred. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I do that, and.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
You're like, nineteen hundred sounds better, it's more legit.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
And then the guy's liken. The company hasn't been around.
That's nineteen hundred.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Jack Black talks about the movie that he turned down
that bothers him most. It was The Incredibles. He was
offered the part of Syndrome.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
I haven't seen the Incredibles. Is it good? Really good? Yeah?
It's the super Bowl, the Superhero Family. Yeah, that's really fun.
Syndrome is the main bad guy. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Who ended up being that voice? Is it somebody famous?
Because I don't know. But it's fun to hear people
talk about the job they either didn't get or they
turned down. But Jack Black says Syndrome was the one
that he missed. What he got there? Who is it is?
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Jason Lee? From My Name is earl Oh? Yeah, oh
big Jason Lee, big gift for him. Glad Jack Black
turned that down. Huh I had.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
The only thing that I ever like turned down was
I was offered to be a judge on uh Mass Singer.
But it's the same time that I was on American
Idol and go on I Dancing with the Stars. So
I chose that over and I think that was the
right movie. Yeah, I still think that was the right man.
I think so that's the only good story. And then
also I was going to record I Drive Your Truck,
(08:05):
but I gave it to Lee Brice.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
No, that would have been awesome. That's the one I
regret not recording.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Yeah, I got me.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
It's anonymous Sin.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Anonymous Sin.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
There's a question to.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Be Hello, Bobby Bones. My husband has a guys trip
coming up. Started out pretty harmless, with just a few
old friends going away for the weekend.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
But the trip keeps growing.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
More guys are getting added, the destination changed to somewhere
much more party heavy, and now they're going to a
club and I heard bottle service. I trust my husband.
He's never given me a reason not to. But I'd
be lying if I said I wasn't uncomfortable with how
the trip started and how the trip is Now, do
I chill out and let him go? Out front fun
with his friends or is it fair to say something
(09:00):
before resentment builds? Signed wife trying to be cool about it.
You've been a wife trying to be cool about it?
What do you think?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
I mean things evolve, So that's difficult if you've accepted
one version and then it's turning into something that is
significantly different than it started out as. So I see
that that's difficult. But overall, if you trust your husband,
I think we should be okay. Now, if there's something
that has led you to not trust him, then a
(09:28):
conversation can be had.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
But can she really ask him to just like not go.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
No?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I think you nail the first part. If she trusts
her husband, then she trusts her husband. But I think
just going hey, I'm just going to chill out. I
do think it does build a bit of resentment. It's
not nothing, but it's not something you'd get mad at.
I think you can conversate about it without questioning it.
(09:54):
And it's such as it's a fine line. Yeah, very much.
So there's not a real had flag here. It's not
like they're going to a newdi club, right, what's wrong
with bottle service?
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Nothing?
Speaker 3 (10:08):
I think it's the new guys, and if he has
no history of cheating or no history of nefarious acts,
I think you have to consider that. But I think
you can say to him, hey man, this trip has
got a little crazy. Do you know the like who
are these guys? You trust them? Sounds kind of crazy.
I think you can bring it up, be precious about it,
and not question it. But I think you have to
let him do his thing and don't be dramatic about it.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
It's a fine line.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Yeah, I just don't want her to be home and
be resentful and take it out on him when he
didn't do anything wrong because she didn't voice her concerns.
But also it's not a big concern so much so
that you want him to stay home. So you're not
wrong for feeling this way. First of all, I don't
think this makes you insecure. I think you have questions.
(10:54):
I think you can ask him without making him feel
defensive about it, and he should go.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I think he'll understand that it's valid that you may
feel differently if you knew these guys well, and it's
so it's fair you don't know them well, so you're
just curious.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
If he's not defensive about if you can, if you
can ask him questions and not make him defensive, I
think all the questions are fair. Yeah, if he gets offensive,
there's gonna be a fight. So you just have to
have just a curious tone.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
How I don't know.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
I'm thinking I'm talking to the Queen of.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Like, I guess.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
I'm going on this trip in a couple of days.
You were eating dinner.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
So who's all going again?
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Well, you know Mike and Sean are going obviously, but
I don't know they have they have Mark is coming.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
I don't. I don't only know more how well? I mean, like,
why are you questioning me so much?
Speaker 5 (11:48):
Do they have Instagram?
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Oh? You start stalking them?
Speaker 5 (11:51):
What are their handles?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Talking? Man?
Speaker 5 (11:55):
Wait, isn't that what it's called? The handle?
Speaker 4 (11:57):
The handles? Is it a handle?
Speaker 5 (12:00):
The at?
Speaker 4 (12:00):
I would just say, what's their name on Instagram?
Speaker 5 (12:02):
I think it's a handle.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Twenty over there?
Speaker 5 (12:07):
I'm doing a nickel nickel down the highway.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
I don't I don't think you're wrong for having questions,
But I don't think you need to be accusedatory with
him because he's not doing anything wrong. He should still
be able to go. Unless you hear of something they're
doing is bad. That's that's my final statement on this.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
And you want another Instagram and their and their wives,
their handle or there's significant others.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
Do they have kids?
Speaker 4 (12:29):
There's some nuance with this.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
I sound like I think you can approach it a nuance,
but I think it's okay to ask questions. But just
make sure he doesn't feel like he's being accused of something.
Now listen, if he cheated in the past, you ain't going.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Buddy, Well, so he's like never allowed to go.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Not to model, because that's the point. I guess.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
It's not a club club like a strip club.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
It's a club club's a bottle service. Okay, let us
know how that goes. You're not wrong and how you feel.
That's the key. You're not wrong and how you feel.
You can hit us in the mail bag. All you
have to do is email us mail bag at Bobbybones
dot com. Close it up. I'll give you a job
title and a description. Tell me if it's a real
job or if it's fake job we made up. Okay,
(13:12):
some of these are real jobs. Some of the fake jobs.
Number one a professional sleeper someone paid to sleep in labs, hotels,
or showrooms to test mattresses, pillows, room noise and overall
sleep quality. Salary fifty five thousand dollars per year.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
I'm in.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
I'm in.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
Oh, I'm in for the whim who.
Speaker 6 (13:34):
Yeah, there's one word that threw me off on there, Amy, Yes, real,
real lunchbox. You said showroom. Why don't do you sleep
in the showroom? So it's fake, Eddie.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
I'm gonna go a real job. It's real.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
So that is a full time position where they test
different matches a lot of different brands. Next up, a
water slide tester, a person who rides water slides repeatedly
to evaluate safety speeds, splash impact and over all right experience.
Estimated salary fifty to sixty thousand dollars per year. Real job,
(14:08):
bake job. I'm in for the wind in Amy, fake lunchbox.
That's fake, Eddie, sign me up. But I think it's fake.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
It's real. There is a job for a water slide tester.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
We got got Next up, a line stand in a
person hired away than long lines for products, events or
court filings and hold the spot for a client thirty
dollars an hour.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
I'm in. I'm in for the wind. I'm in Amy.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
Yeah, we've heard of this, right, it's real lunchbox.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Yeah, we've talked about it. It's real, Eddie. I'm gonna
say it's still fake. It is real. We talked about him.
I still think it's fake. We were fake. We're talking
about it. Yeah, that's real.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
A pet food taster someone who samples dog or cat
food to ensure flavor consistency before it goes to market.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Human taster of pet food.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
OH, salary fifty five to fifty eight thousand dollars per year.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
I'm in, I'm in. I'm in Amy. Real lunchbox. I
mean disgusting, but it's real, Eddie. Now, why would you
want a humanitateste that dogs do that. It's fake. It
is fake.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
A ghost realtor a licensed real estate agent who specializes
exclusively in selling or renting homes through allegedly haunted matching
buyers with the right kind of spirits. It's commission based,
but the estimated salary is ninety to one hundred and
thirty thousand.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
Dollars per year. I'm in. I'm in for the win.
I'm in Amy. A ghost realtor.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
I mean sure it's real because somebody maybe does that
lunchbox fake?
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Eddie, I'm gonna go real. It's fake. Oh, I'm backing it.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Get two more. A professional mourner someone paid to attend
funerals and visibly grieve as a part of cultural or
ceremonial traditions. Eighty to one hundred and twenty dollars per event.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
This is tough. I'm in Well, it was a weird
one man.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Oh right now, two to two, it's a score. I'm in
for the win, Amy, a professional mourner. Weird but real lunchboks.
Speaker 6 (16:25):
No, you already have people that are going to be
their morning. You don't need a fake person. That is fake, Eddie.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
I feel like we've talked about this before, but I
still want fake. It's real. I knew it. One more Amy,
If you get it, you win.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
A Netflix tagger an employee who watches shows and labels
them with detailed tags like tone, themes and emotional beats.
Fifty five to seventy thousand dollars per year. A Netflix
tagger tone themes and what emotional beats because they have
those weird things like sad, happy, feeling like they put
(17:04):
those yeah, they put like.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Yeah, I'm in Oh, man, this is a big one, Amy.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
It is a big one.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Netflix test. That's the salary, seventy thousand dollars per year.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Okay, I'm in.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
I'm in for the whim, Eddie. I went real, job
lunchbox man.
Speaker 6 (17:29):
I didn't even understand what the job was, but I
put real because I didn't understand it.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
Amy, what did you play?
Speaker 5 (17:34):
I make because surely?
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Okay, let's see who she lives now longest.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
A professional apologizer.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
The description is someone hired to issue apologies on behalf
of companies or individuals during public controversies. A professional apologizer
salary seventy to ninety five thousand dollars per year.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
I'm in, Yeah, I mean, I'm in with the wind. Amy, Hey,
I'm in. What do you have?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Well, I didn't know they were called this, but real lunchbox.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Yeah, that's a PR firm. Firm, that's real. It's not
a PR firm, Eddie.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
I feel like we've talked about this. I went real.
It's fake. Next up.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
A cloud shape interpreter a person employed to analyze cloud
formations and provides symbolic or emotional interpretations for brands or creatives.
Can cloud shape interpreter a person employed to analyze cloud
formations and provides symbolic or emotional interpretations for brands or creatives.
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Amy fake lunchbox, Fake Eddie.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
That's real, It is fake. Eddie's eliminated sudden death.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
An odor judge a trained evaluator who's else products, food,
and materials to assess scent quality and freshness. Salary forty
eight thousand dollars a year. An odor judge in for
the wind lunchbox real, Amy Real.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
It's real. How about we buzz in this time? Next up?
Speaker 3 (19:15):
A snake milker what a specialist who extracts venom from
snakes for anti venom production of medical research.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Salary sixty two thousand dollars per year.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Okay, I'm in Amy Real lunchbox.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
That has to be real? Real?
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
A dog surfing coach, a trainer who teaches dogs how
to surf for competitions, commercials, or special events.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
WHOA, that's cool.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
One hundred and twenty bucks per session? Amy Realox, that
is so fake it is real? You guess right the most?
Speaker 5 (19:56):
Oh No, I knew the dog surfer Kenzy served.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Yeah, but that doesn't mean there's a job. And also,
did he.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Really serve for he was way back in the day
before AI.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
So I want to play a voicemail. This is in
relation to Lunchbox. He's had some weird pain and the
doctors keep saying, we don't know what it is. Go
watch YouTube. And one of his testicles got really big.
We haven't we haven't had a testicle check since we
got back from break. But I want to play this voicemail.
Speaker 8 (20:26):
First, my husband was diagnosed with testicular cancer and he
was in a very similar situation as Lunchbox. At first,
he just noticed the swelling, called his primary care provider
and they couldn't fit him in for months, but the
swelling got worse. I got really nervous. I pushed him.
He called them back. He is good now. But all
(20:46):
that we said is just be honest with your doctor
with your symptoms. They will get you in much much
quicker at once they understand the severity of it.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
So best of luck. You weren't honest with your doctor
because you didn't tell him about the swollen testicle.
Speaker 6 (21:01):
Yeah, I kind of told you, guys, not your doctor.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
In a vulnerable moment, I let that out of the bag.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
So you have an appointment still on the twelfth. On
the twelfth, an update is how is it? Is it
still swollen? Still swollen?
Speaker 6 (21:16):
And still like if I go running with the kids
in the backyard or whatever, or try to chase them
down the sidewalk, gets uncomfortable pretty quick.
Speaker 7 (21:23):
The testicle or the the testicle.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Is your stomach still hurt.
Speaker 6 (21:29):
I haven't really let loose, I guess, is what you'd say.
So I haven't really tested it. Just running like a
couple of houses. I don't think the pain never hurt
in the side. It's when I like run like a
mile two miles, that's when I can really feel it.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
But it hurts in your testicle still, Yes, Is it
getting bigger? Well, see, here's the thing.
Speaker 6 (21:47):
It's big during the day and then when I go
to sleep it deflats.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
How do you know this is?
Speaker 4 (21:53):
When I wake up in the morning, it's not as
big as big.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
So when you're maybe when you're lying down, yeah.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
And then like during the days not moving right during
the day, Yes, that's when the that's when the inflammation
or whatever you want to call it happens, the swelling.
So I got a call from the doctor asking me
a couple of questions, like we got to get you
in sooner.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Oh really yeah, so I'm going the ninth tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
Tomorrow, so well, that's what he said. He was like,
we need to get you in her sooner.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
I'm like, oh wow, we're going to go in like
real quick.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
It's like the nights.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
I'm like, okay, still sooner.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Hey yeah, let me ask my assistant, who knows all
based on your symptoms, what it could be.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
He's gonna say hernia. Everybody says hernia.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Well, then maybe there's something for the doctors.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
They don't have a clue.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Hey, So have a question. One of my friends has
a sharp pain in the stomach and sometimes that goes away,
and he has a testicle that is swollen, and that
one testicle, he says, deflates at night, so it's swollen
all day and then deflates at night and then re
swells in the morning. What would you say that is
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if you had to.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Guess, Well, I'm definitely not a doctor, but that combination
of symptoms like having a swollen testicle that seems to
fluctuate in size and a sharp stomach pain could hint
at a few different things. It might be something like
a varicoseal which is basically enlarged veins, or it could
even be something like an intermittent issue with a hernia or.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
Some kind of fluid build up like a hydroceeal.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
But honestly, it's one of those things where a medical
professional really should take a lope. So if your friend
hasn't seen a doctor, that's definitely the best move just
to get a real diagnosis.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
He didn't tell the doctor for a long time that
one of his testicles was swollen because he was embarrassed.
What do you want to say to him?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Yeah, I totally get that it can be awkward to
bring that up, but I just reassure him that doctors
have seen and heard it all. There's really no need
to be embarrassed because for them it's just another part
of the job and the most important thing is just
making sure he's healthy. So i'd encourage him to just
be open about it, and it's definitely worth getting checked out.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
If you had to put a percentage on it, what
do you think it is of him dying?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Oh gosh, I mean, I definitely wouldn't put a percentage
on something like that, you know, I think it's really
important to just reassure him that most of these things
are very treatable once a doctor takes a look. So
rather than worrying about worst case scenarios, I just say,
let's focus on getting him to a professional that's the
best way to get peace of mind.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Is there a best case scenario where this could actually
be a superpower and somehow he has a magical testicle?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Well, I absolutely love the optimism in imagining a magical
superpower scenario here.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
I mean, who wouldn't want a quirky superpower like that?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
But in reality, as fun as it is to imagine,
it's probably more of a let's get it checked out
and make sure everything's good kind of situation. But hey,
if it turns out to be a superpower, I think
we've got a whole comment book plot on our hands.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
So let's keep it hopeful, but also keep it practical.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
All right, testical man?
Speaker 9 (25:06):
It is?
Speaker 3 (25:07):
So?
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Is he gonna go? We'll ask you, lunchboks. Are you
gonna go to your appointment alone? Or do you need support?
Speaker 4 (25:12):
I'll go alone? Like, what do you mean? What goal?
Speaker 9 (25:17):
Like?
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Who else would go with me?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
You're I don't know your wife? Like, I'm not sure.
This has been an ongoing thing like, I didn't know
how nervous you were.
Speaker 7 (25:23):
You got this.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
We're rooting for your testical man.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
Thank you man.
Speaker 6 (25:26):
I mean it's been.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
What's the worst case scenario? What's best case in your mind?
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (25:30):
Worst case is the the cancer, right, I mean that
has to be the worst. What's best They can tell
me what's wrong, and it's just gonna be like an
injection or something, and it's gonna go.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
And I went to hill. He went an injection. He
wants to a little shot.
Speaker 6 (25:45):
Well, like, uh, you know what they do the with
the players, what do you know? They give them something
like a quarter cortizone shot.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
That's best case, I mean, because.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
There's something wrong. They're not going to just be like, oh,
here's advill and go away.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
They kind I did before.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Oh, they've been telling me a lot of things. How
does YouTube it?
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Okay? So tomorrow you'll go tomorrow, maybe Friday. Show'll have
an answer on Monday. Uh yeah, and bring pictures? What okay?
This woman's allergic to her husband. I want to play
this clip, go ahead.
Speaker 10 (26:16):
Finally decide to do a round of IVF, and unfortunately
that round of IVF didn't work, and we were getting.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
Ready to go for a second round.
Speaker 10 (26:24):
And this at home medical blood testing a company called Fortilosis,
and they send you these tests in the mail and
you give them blood. Viles went down to the pharmacy,
got our bloods drawn, sent them overseas to Greece, and
we ended up finding out that we have a genetic
predisposition that makes me incompatible with Paul's DNA. And what
it is is when they come together, they kind of
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repel my genes, kind of put the brakes on and.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Say, let's attack this. Their genes are allergic to each other.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
WHOA I've never heard of such a thing.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
At this morning. Their genes are allergic to each other.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
So they can't have a kid because when they get together,
they run away from each other like two magnets, like
two North magnets.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
You can't push them together.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
So what are they going to do?
Speaker 4 (27:10):
They got to break up. I know, you don't know
you're can adopt kids. Yeah, I don't know what they're
going to do. I just had never heard of that.
Speaker 7 (27:17):
I wonder if this is real, Like what do you
mean mentioned Greece and like all this other stuff, So
like my mind is just like I don't know, there's
only one time I've ever heard.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
This, so you don't know if they're telling the truth.
Not entirely, No, it sounds crazy. They sent in, Yeah,
it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
I think there's a company in Greece, Like, what do
you want overall them? What do you do if that
this is the case, This is very very difficult.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Does it depend on how much you want to have
a kid? Like have and if you do.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
You have to?
Speaker 5 (27:49):
Yeah, I mean let's like I think.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
That you continue life together and you figure out, oh,
this is opening another avenue. Like when I was married
and we were trying to get pregnant, we realized, okay
we did. We never had this test done, but we did.
There was actually no explanation as to why we couldn't
get pregnant. Finally we just thought, okay, well we're gonna
go the adoption route.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
So maybe that's what they'll do.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
I hope, So hope they say together, I hope. I
just never heard of such thing. And he doesn't believe it.
Not entirely convinced, But what is like this amy situation?
I think their personalities are.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Large teaching.
Speaker 5 (28:25):
Our personalities.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
I'm saying that that was no, I'm saying that was
the divorce more about that than your DNA being allergic
to each other.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Yeah, that's why you think they never got pregnant.
Speaker 7 (28:36):
Well I'm talking like, yeah, this is the reason they
didn't get pregnant and then amy all of a sudden,
Oh yeah yeah, yeah, because it's a different DNA.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Oh can that would be crazy?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Can I still have children? I don't know because I
don't know if it was me or him. But I
had all the tests done and like my fallopian tubes
were fine.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
I guess I'm talking about age wise, Like what's the
persis of women that are for home?
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (29:00):
I think it still happens.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Yeah, I think it still happens too, But I don't know.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
And guys can be very old, right, yes.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Yeah, we need to shut guys down after they get
to a certain point. We should just stop it. No
more for you, no U. Nicole Kidman and Keith Robin's
divorce has been finalized. Oh yesterday we were predicting possibly
they would get back together in our wild predictions for
the year. But and this doesn't mean that they won't.
But speaking of divorce, they have finalized their divorce, agreeing
to wave all child supports spousal support and alimony. Their
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daughters will live with kidmen most of the year, and
then it just goes through that nineteen years of marriage.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
That's from page six. It's a good run. Nineteen years
is a good run. That's a good run.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
I think it's how you look at it. I don't
know what happened that caused. There was a reason that
it dissolved, But nineteen years is a good run.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
Do you not agree?
Speaker 5 (29:54):
No, nineteen years is a long time.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
I was just thinking in my head that, like, you
know how New Year's Eve would have been my anniversary.
Speaker 5 (29:59):
That would have been our nineteen deer.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Dang, you guys didn't even make it Keith Urban light length.
Speaker 5 (30:03):
We made it like seventeen.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
That's all. Yeah, nineteen that's a good run.
Speaker 11 (30:08):
Hey, good run seems pretty good.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
Sorry, this is what you wanted. Good run. We agree,
Good run, Thank you. Good run.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
A flight attendant was given a sealed barf bag with
cash after passengers on a holiday flight pulled together a
two hundred and eight dollar tip for her. This is
a cool story. The gesture came in a meaningful time.
She had been stressed about finances and worried about forty
Christmas gifts for her parents. But every passenger of most
passengers on the flight, they passed her on a barf
bag and put a dollar, two bucks, three bucks in it.
Speaker 4 (30:35):
See.
Speaker 7 (30:36):
I thought this wasn't acceptable, Like you can't tip flight
attend You can tip flight attendant. Oh no, I tried
this like years ago. I think we talked about it
on the show and I was like, oh, I gave him.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
Like I tried.
Speaker 7 (30:46):
I got a beer or whatever and try to tip
them two dollars and they're like, we can't accept cash.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
So like I thought that was against the rules. I
think that was for the beer. You can't pay money
for the beer. Do you think you thought you were
paying for the beer?
Speaker 4 (30:58):
No, no, no, because you can only do a card on
the beer.
Speaker 7 (31:00):
And I was like, here's a little tip two bucks,
and like we can't keep cash on the plane because
of HIJA.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Maybe they're just a turn down your two bucks, but
if they're handed up, they didn't.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Take your two bucks because they're afraid the plane will
be taken down. No cash on the plane.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
I always thought you could tip a flight attendant. It
just almost never happened. No, I tried it. I tried
it like eight years ago. Some airlines actually don't allow
cash tips or discourage them. Flight attendants are paid hourly,
so tipping just never became part of the culture. If
you want to be a good human, you can tip
them with the here, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 6 (31:38):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
It is not expected, not necessary. But some flight attendants
can't accept it. But she took the tip. That's cool
with a lot of money if you would have had
them a bag with money.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
I've been anyway. I like the story.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Maybe I'm not gonna let you look at the screen,
but I want you to raise your hand whenever you
stop hearing the sound. So this will tell you what
age you're hearing is. So the first if you just
play it for a second, RAYMONDO, can you hear that?
Speaker 4 (32:03):
Right? Oh yeah, okay down?
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Oh so that was like seventy three, seventy three year old,
so the most part can still hear that. But what's
going to happen is it's going to get higher and
higher and higher, and when you stop hearing it, just
raise your hand.
Speaker 4 (32:14):
Okay, let's volume down a little bit on that.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
So is there on the screen, is there going to
be movement? If there's sound.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
On the screen. The age is on, and I don't
wait to see the age and lift your hand.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Oh okay, I just didn't know if I saw a
movement like I might hear sound.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
No, no, no, I'm just gonna go like this.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Okay, ready, just just when you can't hear it anymore,
hold your hand up, go ahead, got it.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
Your age is thirty five years old.
Speaker 5 (32:57):
That is so good. Yes, that helps it because my
hearing is bad.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Mine went to thirty one about the same and it's
not a competition. I just did it as well to
see before I came on. Did you guys lose it?
Anybody lose it? Before she did? I still had it.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
You still have it when I raised my hand.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
Okay, can you play it from there? Wow? Go no
hear nothing? Yeah, you still hear Lunchbox. That's when I
raised my hand right when. So you still heard it
when we came back.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
Yeah, that's eighty three again, So Lunchbox's hearing is better
than all of ours.
Speaker 6 (33:31):
That was rough, though, that is a weird sounds, just
a high pitch noise.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
Morgan still heard it too.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
Did you not hear the crackling at the end? Did
you hear the crackling. Yes, I heard crackling. Okay, yeah,
that might have been an audio issue. Guys. Okay, so
I am the you have the worst hearing of the group. Yeah,
possibly so, I'm I'm.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
The elderly, okay, geriatric.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
He thirty five or so.
Speaker 6 (33:54):
She was so excited about thirty five a second ago.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
She was like depressed because I was like, oh wow,
but I mean turns off again.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
And everybody, just hold up your hand when you lose it. Okay,
don't don't lie about it.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
No, no, I wouldn't lie. You would. You'd be the
one that would.
Speaker 11 (34:10):
I want to see if it's the same, Okay, go ahead,
(34:33):
lost it?
Speaker 3 (34:34):
Lost it? Oh so, Eddie and I came in around
the same time. Amy, you're about the same as you
were last time. You talked a little behind us. Orgon
can still hear it even though it's.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Not on started like this. I was like, oh, what
if there there was like a little something that I
heard that maybe I didn't hear last time.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
But I'm not sure, but.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
I think you have the worst hearing of the show.
Speaker 7 (34:56):
It's okay, okay, yeah, it's one thing man.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
Now, now all right, now, now, don't cry.
Speaker 5 (35:03):
Do you think that's why I talk so loud.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
That's gotta be it because.
Speaker 5 (35:08):
On the if you measure what's.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
A what's that called wave forms?
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Yeah, like I think I just talk really loud and sometimes,
like at church, I said something to my boyfriend the
other day, He's like, whisper. It's like I have whispering,
But like to me, I couldn't. I had no perception.
Like to me, I thought I was speaking so quietly
and I was not.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
There's another one that talks about you lungs, and this
is one of just holding your breath. Can you honestly
see how long you can hold your breath?
Speaker 5 (35:39):
I can honestly do that, Like, yeah, this was crazy.
Speaker 7 (35:42):
It says forty seconds is excellent lungs okay, but ninety
seconds is exceptional.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
Oh can you play some music under us that we
can have because that we're all gonna be holding our breath?
Speaker 4 (35:53):
Yeah, we need something? Oh boy, Okay, So I'll put
the timer on Mike. Will you time?
Speaker 3 (35:58):
Everybody in the room's gonna see it, but just our
audience here is can you give us every ten seconds? Hey?
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Every ten seconds? Yeah, you'll need to because they can't
see what we're looking at.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
It.
Speaker 7 (36:07):
Don't cheat, No, no cheating where you gotta plug your
moon right and guys, you can't breathe out.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
You just gotta hold it correct, No breathing out out
of your nose. Okay, ready and.
Speaker 9 (36:17):
Go ten seconds, twenty seconds, thirty seconds, forty seconds, oh
(37:01):
who fifty seconds.
Speaker 4 (37:13):
I'm done. I got it one minute. No, keep doing it, Amy.
I think Amy's cheating. A proved she doesn't have the
oldest everything, the oldest other things.
Speaker 6 (37:31):
Yeah, yeah, saying it there, you're smiling.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
I was like, she didn't like being oldest. Ears.
Speaker 4 (37:41):
Well I got the youngest lungs.
Speaker 5 (37:42):
Guys, No, no, I'm dizzy.
Speaker 4 (37:44):
Yeah, yeah, we're all guys. Morgan, did you fall first?
Oh yeah, I was out at thirty seconds.
Speaker 5 (37:50):
My lungs are horrible ever since COVID.
Speaker 4 (37:52):
I long COVID. That's right.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
So who is Eddie?
Speaker 4 (37:56):
Was out second?
Speaker 3 (37:57):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (37:57):
Lunchbox. I think I wasn't forty four or so. I'm like,
oh my god, it's a pretty healthy. And me and
then you kind of right after me. I gave it
a little bit after you. Five seconds.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
I got it to a minute. I let up in
a minute. I couldn't have gone much longer, but I
lit up a minute. Amy's gonna go for ten minutes?
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Yeah, I was. Now we won't know because y'all made
me laugh.
Speaker 5 (38:14):
Exactly how long I would have gone.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
We could do it whenever you want. Try to do
the home version.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
Let us know, wake up, wake up in the mall,
and the radio and the Dodgers Ready lunchbox, more game too,
Steve Bread have it trying to put you through fog.
He's running this week's next bit, and Bobby's.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
On the box, so you know what this.
Speaker 7 (38:48):
The Bobby ball.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
Now time for the investigative Corny. Amy will have ninety
seconds to give us as many jokes she possibly can.
Speaker 4 (38:56):
How many can we get?
Speaker 7 (38:57):
Guys?
Speaker 4 (38:57):
You good, We're good? All right, let's get it. Then?
Speaker 5 (39:04):
Why did the burglar take a shower?
Speaker 4 (39:07):
So clean? Get away?
Speaker 3 (39:09):
Get away?
Speaker 5 (39:11):
Where does zombies like to go swimming?
Speaker 7 (39:14):
They're dead deadpool, deadpool in the dead sea.
Speaker 4 (39:17):
The dead see you kill.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Why did the vegetarians stop swimming meat?
Speaker 4 (39:24):
No meat? Vegetarians swimming because stroke? Backstroke? Freestyle swimming style.
What are the other types of breast butterfly? Butterfly? Backstroke? Meat?
What's a meat?
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Why did the vegetarians stop if she didn't like the meat?
She didn't like meats?
Speaker 4 (39:45):
Swim meat, swim meets okay?
Speaker 5 (39:47):
Where does snowmen keep their money.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
In the air vault, in their ball and their snowball?
Snow bank? Snow bank? Wow?
Speaker 2 (39:58):
How do you stop and ask stronauts baby from crying?
Speaker 4 (40:02):
Space? Give it space? Give it space? Moon rocks? One
to countdown atmosphere? Countdown?
Speaker 5 (40:15):
How do you stop an astronauts baby from crying?
Speaker 4 (40:17):
Is there a nursery rhyme?
Speaker 7 (40:18):
Astronaut rocket rocket?
Speaker 4 (40:26):
She's not prepared?
Speaker 5 (40:32):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Why didn't the baby want to Why didn't the baby
want to be born? I lost? I lost?
Speaker 5 (40:40):
Y'all got so many I lost? But I have it.
Just just we'll give you this one.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
You can't give us one?
Speaker 8 (40:46):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (40:47):
How many do we get?
Speaker 8 (40:48):
You got?
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Why did the burglar take showers to make clean get away?
Where does zombies like to go swimming the dead sea?
Why did the vegetarian stop swimming? She didn't like meats?
Where does snowman keep their money snow banks? How do
you stop an astronaut's baby from crying.
Speaker 4 (41:08):
The record, you wouldn't have gotten bared prepared? I have it.
You don't know they started shaking, going.
Speaker 5 (41:14):
Hold on, hold on because I lost where I was.
Speaker 4 (41:17):
And then you're like, oh, the rescrewed is I'm not
a big but she didn't know. You didn't.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Okay, let's see if you would have gotten it. Okay,
why didn't the baby want to be born?
Speaker 4 (41:30):
Woom? Wo's something with womb.
Speaker 5 (41:33):
Shoot, you're gonna get it.
Speaker 4 (41:36):
I'll give you the point if you get it.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Don't.
Speaker 7 (41:38):
We don't know what's the answer.
Speaker 5 (41:41):
Why didn't the baby want to be born? He didn't
want to give up free.
Speaker 4 (41:44):
Womb and board. Okay, that was the worst one. That
was the one bone show today.
Speaker 6 (41:55):
This story comes ups from Annapolis, Maryland. A twenty nine
year old woman driving down the highway when a car
gets in front of her and she feels like that
car cut her off, so she followers down the highway
exit into a parking lot, goes up with a crowbar, says,
you think it's okay to cut me off? I'm like,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Oh, you're gonna be sorry, goes
(42:17):
back to her car, puts the crowbar down, comes back,
goes see this this is a gun.
Speaker 4 (42:21):
Don't cut me off again.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
Wow, she went crowbar to gun.
Speaker 3 (42:24):
Well, sorry to crowbar that again. Yeah, I'm a little
taken aback by the fact that a crowbar was so
available while she was driving. She didn't pull over, getting
her trunk, go into her spare tire and grab a crowbar.
She just was able to drive and reach over and
grab a crow bar.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
It's obviously her thing.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
Yeah, I feel like she's done this a lot. And
then to go to the gun.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
But it's like you you feel like you go to
the gun if the person doesn't understand what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (42:47):
No, no, that's not when you go to the gun.
You don't go to the gun.
Speaker 4 (42:49):
To the gun, no.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
I like Lovebucks's point. The version was like okay, okay,
I'm sorry, and she's like, I need to make sure
you hear me, and she goes back and gets the gun.
It's like, you think you would go to the gun
if you're a rational.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
No, you don't go to the gun.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
I'm talking about an irrational.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
Don't even follow them off the side of the road.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
I get like, if you're thinking like you.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
Have the mind of someone like you're thinking as someone
who would be.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
I'm thinking of someone that behaves this way, and you
would think like you only need to bring out the
gun if they don't hear you, right, But.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
That never popped into my head, like why should I
bring out the guns?
Speaker 7 (43:24):
Well, she said it's a crowbar, right, and then I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Like, no, I'm gonna make you sorry. The
differences and how Amy not thought about that story. My
first thought was wow, she was like why does she
even have a crowbar near? And Amy's was she should
have waited to get the gun.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
I think the gun wasn't necessary, like crowbar was enough.
Speaker 7 (43:39):
She apologized with the crowbarr.
Speaker 3 (43:41):
Okay, what happened?
Speaker 6 (43:43):
They got her license plate and tracked her down to
her house and she was arrested.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
Was she taken easily?
Speaker 7 (43:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (43:49):
No, resistant existence cannon and I meet her with a
cannon at the door. Okay, I'm lunch box.
Speaker 6 (43:55):
That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 3 (43:59):
You want to take back a gift that you got
your wife?
Speaker 7 (44:01):
Yes, I thought it was gonna be a great gift
and she liked it. She just realized that she's not
gonna use it and it wasn't cheap.
Speaker 3 (44:07):
What is it?
Speaker 7 (44:08):
It's an ice maker, like it makes pellet ice and.
Speaker 3 (44:11):
Shes sonic ice kind of yes, yeah.
Speaker 7 (44:13):
And she loves chewing on ice, so I thought like, oh,
it's a cool gift. But then she's like, hey, I'm
gonna be honest with you, Like, I love the gift,
it's great, but we already have an ice machine on
the refrigerator, like, and it's crushed ice kind of the
same thing.
Speaker 3 (44:26):
So are your feelings hurt?
Speaker 7 (44:27):
No? No, because I'm all about saving money. So in
my eyes, I'm like, let's just return this thing.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
Okay, And she says you should return the things.
Speaker 7 (44:34):
She's saying, let's return it. The thing is, we've used
it three or four times.
Speaker 3 (44:37):
Oh, I've made buckets of ice.
Speaker 6 (44:40):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
I wondered why this was an issue.
Speaker 7 (44:43):
Oh, and I kind of like it.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
Your conscience is getting you a little bit.
Speaker 7 (44:46):
I like the ice that it makes, but I'm more
about getting my money back.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
What do you think, Amy, he's used it. How many
times have you honestly used it? Three or four? I
bet you're lying four times five, let's say six or seven.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
I mean no, it's you're not returning it because it's broken.
Speaker 9 (45:06):
It.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
You are side.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
And also, that type of ice is not the same
thing as crushed from the from the refrigerator. I understand
that it's so much better.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
But apparently his wife doesn't care that much about the
type eyes. She just likes ice.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Eddie's really liking it. Now he just wants his money back.
Speaker 7 (45:21):
Yeah, she's not going to use the gift that I spent.
It's an ice maker.
Speaker 4 (45:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
So, but the question is you've used it a bunch.
What's the line where you can't take it back?
Speaker 7 (45:33):
I think that well, it says too like I looked
at the return policy and they said, you know, ninety
days you can return it.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (45:39):
It ends that you can do that. If you're not
having to lie about it, then I think you're okay.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
In ninety days you can return it unused.
Speaker 7 (45:46):
You didn't say anything about user unused.
Speaker 3 (45:48):
I think it's still okay, though. I think in ninety
day policy is even used.
Speaker 7 (45:54):
Like we used it. Didn't like it, but you.
Speaker 3 (45:57):
Did like it. I don't think you go on and say.
Speaker 7 (45:59):
That, No, I'm gonna say anything.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
We'd just like to return this.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
Well, so now you have to take that money and
buy her another gift.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
No, No, oh, that's it.
Speaker 7 (46:06):
That's that's not a good thing.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
Excellent point.
Speaker 7 (46:09):
She doesn't want another gift, Yes, she does.
Speaker 3 (46:10):
Who doesn't want a gift?
Speaker 2 (46:11):
So now she's out a gift.
Speaker 7 (46:13):
No, she just doesn't.
Speaker 3 (46:14):
She's out a gift.
Speaker 7 (46:15):
My gosh, guys, it's not Christmas. It'd be so weird
to hand her a gift in January and be like,
Merry Christmas.
Speaker 3 (46:20):
So you're taking her gift from her.
Speaker 7 (46:22):
She doesn't want it.
Speaker 3 (46:22):
I think she'd want something else. That's a great point.
I wouldn't have thought of that. But you're absolutely right, Amy.
Speaker 7 (46:28):
Why would you say some means she.
Speaker 3 (46:29):
Didn't get a gift if you take it back, gift?
Speaker 7 (46:32):
That was just one of the gifts that she got.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
Is that the big one though?
Speaker 7 (46:34):
Yeah, that's a big one. Yeah, well no, No, the
ring was a big one.
Speaker 4 (46:37):
What ring?
Speaker 3 (46:40):
She didn't know that was coming, and.
Speaker 7 (46:41):
It is nice and she loves it. The ice machine
was just something I thought, Oh, that's cool, Like she
likes ice.
Speaker 3 (46:46):
I'll throw that in there, meet her halfway, take it back,
get her something, don't spend a full two hundred on it. Okay,
I think you're okay taking it back if it's within
the policy. And also the fact that she likes frig ice.
I don't like eating projuice. I love crushed ice.
Speaker 7 (47:02):
We have an option in our fridge like whole cube
crush it.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
And for a hot Mini. He also had a Pellett
ice maker.
Speaker 3 (47:13):
Guy's making it.
Speaker 4 (47:15):
We're done.
Speaker 3 (47:15):
We will see you guys tomorrow. By Everybody, Bobby Bones.
The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced and sang
by read Yarberry. You can find his instagram at read Yarberry,
Scuba Steve executive producer, Raymondo, Head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones.
My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening
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to the podcast.
Hosts And Creators
Bobby Bones
Amy Brown
Lunchbox
Eddie Garcia
Morgan Huelsman
Raymundo
Mike D
Abby Anderson
Scuba Steve
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