2 Bald Black Guys From Philly (Season 5 Premier)

DJ KB and CLE talk about news, sports, and relationship topics, as well as the meme of the week.

Episode Transcript

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Yeah, Two Ball Black Guys fromPhilly shr Man dj g B yeah man
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sound smooth. We was just havinga discussion about what's the girl's name,

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Carly? I think he named Cree. I was just the Carly Jefferson.
Carly what's the girl's name, Jacksoncar that's a common Negro name. Carly's
what's the Carly Russell, h CarlyRussell, Carly Russell, Negro female out

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of Alabama. It's all alleged.Things are starting to coming out. Things
are starting to come out today.That's the top story right now. This
black woman was supposedly missing for aboutforty eight hours. The story didn't sound
right to me from the start becausemy personal knowledge, people are not kidnapping

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black women. And we're not sayingthat no disrespect no, no disrespectful way.
But but the statistics don't shows tomy black queens that are listening.
And I salute every one of youhard working, business driven black queens out
there. But once you get kidnapped, it's a lot to come with it.

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Your kidnapper's gonna want to give youback tampons, pads, nail my
hair, hair, my lashes.Fella, it's just so many they're gonna
have to whack the wax sings.How long is this rid? It's hot?
Back kid They they they're gonna wantto give you back when we stopping

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to eat, right, You evertry to order you ever try to order
a door Dash for a black woman, and listen, I'm not bashing black
woman, but no real like Iwhen I ordered door Dash for a black
woman, black queen, I shouldsay it could be the title could be

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che Steak Friday on GYP. Theynow it says cheese steak frieda Onnians.
They don't want cheese, they don'twant bread, that's fine, they don't
want the onions. But look thepicture said cheese steak fried onions. And

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it might say it's side of firstfries and they say, can I get
on your dads? They want frieswithout the salt, But then when the
meal arrives, they go grab thesalt, the old Bay season and all
that. They're literally sprinkling on therelike they're jacking off for penis. You

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can't have a black woman an hourinto the ride, how long it's gonna
take. I give her back.I give her back. Can y'all give
me a pillow? Something that siton the back here? I'm hungry?
Can we stop? And even ifthis story is true, I don't eat
that. I was just like you, nobody. Black women don't eat anything

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when we're around out. But I'lltalk about some food stuff later on,
but I couldn't imagine like And accordingto Carly Russell, she was abducted by
a large white man in figure withan orange beard who was balding, so
like a leprechn And they put herin the back of an eighteen wheeler.

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They line folded her, nigga wasreally played with her hair. She was
fed cheese it and she right rightyeah, And she had on a wig.
That's crazy, like they said theyfound like a wig and something else
like who was all this for her? Man? I don't know. I

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think I think she said so theyher boyfriend was question if he gonna come
look for me. They the boyfriendwas questioned, and I think the family
kind of said that he might havehad like a history of assault with her.
This is all alleged. I don'twant to get pulled in a court
over this black question. But todayit's nine oh four pm Eastern time.

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On July nineteen, the Hoover,Alabama Police held a news conference. They
detailed Carly what's her name, Carlyduprir Jack, Carly, Carly Russell,
Carly Russell, no relation to theAngelo. They detailed her account of the

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events, and then they talked aboutwith the Secret Service, FBI, and
the local police authorities found. Ifyou think that she's telling the truth,
please leave a comment on the twoBall Black Eyes from Philly Instagram. Po
answer all comments. But if youthink she's telling the truth, you want

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us to not talk negatively about theblack woman, please leave a com on
that on the instagram page of twoBall Black Oysphially will be back. We'll
get back to you some as possible. Black women do not attempt to try
that. Don't get don't not smarterthan them. They're gonna get you.
They're gonna find out. If thisy'all can't help but to use y'all phone,

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and that's telling on everything. It'sit's common for criminals to use their
cell phones. But I and again, so no distress. That's not a
criminal act. It's alleged that shehad a wig. So if she was
bound, if her hands were tied, could a black woman with a wig
truly go twenty hours without patting thatwig? No happen. That's why,

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that's why, that's minutes. That'swhen I knew right there, that's when
I knew. When I'm saying that, I said, oh, black woman,
and she escaped bingo. They lether ass go. Yeah, it
never happened. I know, Isaid they let happen. Now do I
think the white man has a rolein this? Absolutely? I think she

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was away with the white man forabout forty eight hours. She wanted a
little vanilla in the tank because againthat's a trend mobile man. Yeah,
that that's a She probably found aCaucasian businessman and said, you know what,
I want to ride this chocolate milkyway, this this this, this
milk this milk milky way, andthat white man said he get out all

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right. If that's if that washer excuse for cheating, she has reached
platinum status, the all time high, or she will won equivalent to an
oscar for act. We haven't cheating. We haven't heard her comments yet,
though I heard her Michael straighthand andgo get an interview right string had straight

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hand and go get it, orholding her motherfuckers saying like I checked him
to the hospital. I was ina car accident. I got pulled up
by the cops. But if shewas out cheating and that was her fucking
excuse, that is extreme. Ifshe came out, that's extreme, Like
that's like just the highest you cango. If she came out and said
I was with the white man whenpeople forgive her doctor whom I think they

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would honestly, if she said there, she gonna be forgiven anyway black people
were forgiven. What's the what's thenegro man's name on the nightly news Lester
Lester Holt did a new ball.If she sat there with Lester Holt tomorrow
morning and she said, Lester,listen, I know a lot of the
Negro culture is gonna hate me forthis, but I was with a white

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man for forty eight hours. Right, They would say, thank you for
admitting that, and this is atime of forgiveness. Let's let's embrace you
and get you mental health treatment.They're gonna racer now she said, I
was with Shamik from the from Mosquesix out of southwest Philly. They don't

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what the death penalty for They've gotdamn death is death. She will be
listen. She will be the firstpay per view death. If she said
I was with Shamik from Mosque numbersix, right over on fifty seconds,
what's the real thing, the realthing right with the rhyn James right,

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if listen, I'm listen, markmy words. Knew she was lying,
Mark my word, I knew it. I knew it when I've seen it,
and says she she said, Yo, you did all that and she
on your boyfriend for two days.It depends with this. Damn if if

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listen, if the white man comesout and says, God, damn it,
I was with her for two days. Damn me and Jasper. She
gets a Netflix special next week.I fucking trail apart the days in Alabama.

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We fish got her fucking chicken,and god damn it, and we
fish for me, me and theboys. We fucking drank cords. Like
this country. This country embraces her. She's a fucking hero. She's a
hero. So you get in theCrimson tie game. She will be sponsored
by she will be sponsored by KamalaHarris, and she will be embraced as

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a hero. They will send herto stop the war in the fucking EU
speaks Yep. Next year, she'llbe a hero. She'll be an absolute
hero. But do I think thatwill happen though? I think the when
they got the Secret Service involved,I think it's kind of serious at that
point. Yeah, it's it's serious. She probably pissed on herself when he

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said that, Yeah, they probablybrought a niggame with a headset tapping his
ear. We're right here with her, We're in here with her, gun
dammit. I don't think they understandwhat pinging cell phones mean anything. I
mean, anything that we do isnot in private. So for somebody to
try to get away with something likethat or that magnitude or anything that he's

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like, these dudes are shooting peoplein the middle of Philly in this fucking
gunning gun ward shitness going on outthere in the streets, and they're catching
him by pinging their cells. Areyou following the trial of YMW Melli?
Nah? Do you even know whothat nigga is? Nah? So y
m W. Melly is a hiphop artist out of Florida Ville and me

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guess no, No, he's fromMiami. He's accused of a double murder,
of murdering his childhood best friends nowhis childhood best friend, yeah friends
two. He kills two niggas gunnclapped. The nig is the alleged to
clapped them niggas down to the backof a jeep. Grand Charity. So

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the trial is in its fifth weeknow it's closing arguments tomorrow took him the
trial. Oh yeah, So theprosecutor has presented evidence of his entire night
via cell phone. Now, thedefense argument is that because he's a celebrity,

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many people used his cell phone,so hold on, hold on.
In the last piece of evidence,the prosecutor presented YNW. Melly made a
video on his cell phone and saidhe that sh That was the last thing
the prosecutor presented. Couldn't help it. They showed five hundred and thirteen pictures

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of him in the phone, likeselfies and stuff to tie the phone to
him. The defense has presented evidencesaying, hey, listen, this person
used the phone. This fat niggathat hung out with him tried to get
bitches through his phone. He's notthe only one to use that phone.

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So when the murder happened, theyhad surveillance footage and him and three other
people leaving into a car. Twopeople in that car ended up murdered,
the person in the passenger front andthe person in the driver rear. The
driver showed up to the hospital withthese two dead niggas in the car.

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The bull wasn't in the car,So it's alleged that the only witness the
defense called was a friend of histhat said, hey, they pulled in
behind us. He got in thecar with me. I don't know what
happened to him, the mother threeniggas. So when he showed at the

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hospital, when the driver show,he said, oh my god, it
was a drive by. They sprayedthis motherfucker up and these two niggas got
killed and I ran for my life. Now, ballistics evidence showed all the
bullets were fired from within the car. The said it was a drive by,
that the bullets came from outside thecar. So it's again the jury

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has to believe within a reasonable doubt. So if one person in the jury
says, you know what, otherpeople used this phone, the phone records
showed it he was with them untilthey got killed, he might not be
the killer. Now, the driverson trial on a set on this murder

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a separate time because he's fucking accessoryto murder. Correct, he's also being
trying the first to re murder.They team. So a lot of the
evidence in this is that he wantedto be initiated into the g Shine Bloods
out of Florida. So half ofthose five hundred pictures was him stacking what

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they called like throwing up. TheySnigga was blood like Instagram and everything right.
So tomorrow, July twentieth, closingarguments and the YW. Melly trial.
Leave a comment on the two Ballblack Eyes from Philly Instagram page.
YNW. Melly guilty or innocent.I'm gonna say innocent because they did not.

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We'll come back next week and visit. But the prosecutor did not prove
within a reasonable doubt that somebody elsecould have had that phone. Now he's
facing the death penalty. And Idon't know if you know this, but
the racist governor in Florida said,all you need is eight out of twelve

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for the death penalty. Normally isif one person says no death penalty,
no death penalty. If you geteight niggas to say that Nigga did it
Florida and Florida, then Nigga diesouth of Florida. And then these crazy
as scary laws they have. YW. Melly, try the closing arguments
tomorrow. The jury should be chargedtomorrow, and we should have a verdict

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by the next time we visit.Y'all leave a comment Two Ball Black guys
with that nigga man, he didit? Yeah, join a gang.
That's crazy. Let me ask yousomething real. A lot of people I
follow on Instagram, it's doing it. It's like a a war. It's
like a war amongst black people onInstagram about real estate deals. What do

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you what do you know about that? A war on real estate deals deals?
Like these niggas aren't selling houses.These niggas are facilitating the real estate
deals and getting paid off of it. You know what? You know what
these niggas is doing on that?You know twenty the closer is I heard
of that name. He like he'sfrom Philly, but he lived in Miami
now. But he's like the originatorof the closing of these real estate deals.

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I don't know how the fucking realator. These niggas ain't realators. They
are facilitating closing. So like,do you see a house you like,
h help me close it and Iget two percent of the closing. I
heard of this bay before, butI didn't know that. I didn't know
that was a thing. You heardof him five hundred na, I heard
of that motherfucker. Tony is acloser because he used to pop up in

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my history room all the time.Him though him five hundred is like one
of the originators of the realists.I don't I don't know how they do
it. I need to get it. The closing is just uh, getting
your inspection and shit like that.These niggas is making twenty thirty forty thousand
dollar checks off of these real estatewholesale deals. I don't know. We
gotta get if you're if you're inthe comments, if you're hearing this,

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if you're on the road, ifyou're in the gym and you know somebody
that does real estate closings, tagg'emhit me up. Your clothing is just
your inspection. These niggas is doingthe deals. I wanna know. Not
that I want in I just wantto know how these niggas got what those
changes. These niggas got these changethey got these drawers, they got these

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rovers, they got these rolls,and they they're claimed the famous like sign
up for my class text twenty twoforty five to the I'm the man.
The rulators do all that shit though, I don't get it. I don't
know. We got gotta look intothat. Yeah, we gotta find that
out about that. I got intothat ship. So it was, what,

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what the damn did that be?Did that be fifty? That be
fifty two bombers hit crept up onyou. But my mind is going right
now. Listen, I want totalk to you, guys. I want
to talk to you about something serious. Man. So a long time ago,
many a couple of years ago,I used to like to go to

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brunch. I was I would findthe brunch spot and they would have unlimited
mimosas. They would have. Man, I can get all the bacon I
want it. Man young, Inever would ask a waiter for sausage paws,
but all the bacon I want it? Yup, all the omelets yep.

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Now things change when when when niggasstarted swag surfing at some of these
brunch spots, things change. Blondieesand many they swag surf there, so
they'd be like, yeah, theygot my swag brunch. But they don't
give away to free mimosas anymore.No, No, brunch is like new

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to let me not say that brunchis like new to a lot of fucking
people, Like I've been going tobrunch for like fucking twenty years. A
lot of people, a lot ofpeople don't make it up at that time
to go to brunch because brunch iswhat considered eleven to four. Yeah,
eleven to four, But brunch isa new trend slash mill, particularly for

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people in the hood. Yeah,people in the hood color but black pop.
I'm black. I went to HBC. I've been going to brunch for
years, many years, and it'sjust starting to be a thing like,
yo, let's go to brunch,Like how do fuck y'all? Ver y'all
never been a brunch before? Butthey turning this ship into like a whole
party they do. And I'm nota fa Like this joint I've seen on

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Instagram, say down in Baltimore.I was like, that's fucking brunch.
Were there at a nightclub and itwas like a brunch name. Somebody sent
it to me. Yeah, youknow, we should go check this shit
out with clean And I'm like,a fucking party is eleven in the morning
in the morning, I would beI would be okay with that, But
I just didn't like niggas dancing atbrunch, like I'm that means because I

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see series about your it was like, I don't want you. I don't
want you twerking, because see whenI equipm on making my west when I'm
right, when I equivalent twerking,I equate that to like vagina rubbing together,
and that it admits a smell.I don't want that kind of smell
near my friends tookes. Listen,I'm'm saying I'm real serious about my friend

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they acted out of control. Itmay it may just be having something to
do. Well, what's the spoton Germantown Avenue, King's Cafe. There's
a couple on Germany one four,but King's Cafe. I followed their Instagram
page and I think the nigga turnedforty and they gave a nigga chain,
and and and and the sparklers outof the champagne and all this this was

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brunch. This wasn't a nigga birthdaylike, this was brunch. Just had
a ship like that fucking your birthdayparty at nightclub or something. I don't
get the whole brunch party and thingslike I don't want to get like I
don't want to go legit one ofFirst of all, it's probably up all
night the night before if I ifI had some drinks, I want some

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nice ass called me. Yeah,some nice ass French social, some cram
balat sauce or whatever that comes,and some bacon thick cut pause and just
have a nice civil brunch for somegood company. Okay, have black people
borne overboard with everything with crab legshave has the hear me out. I

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gotta tell a story. Small Swordhas the Negro race soul did soul for
crablegs. I'm not talking about AlaskanI think so. The way I view
crab legs, it's a higher partthe undis he is h when you get

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into Dungeonese, you get in theBMW, Mercedes, middle class people,
the super rup When you get thatcan't crab goddamn it, that's the Maserati
rolls Roy the motherucker Tesla fucking Iain't talking about Tesla. I'm talking about

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the bucker plaid. The motto asfive clusters of snow cras has the black
race, yes, going crazy overcrab legs. I don't know if it
started with so I want to Iwant to say, hold on, I
want to. I want to.I want to offer this comparison, which

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story which has the black race goingcrazy ola crab legs or salmon? Damn?
That's that's It's tough. That's tough. It's like it's like it's like
a Negro civil war. Crab legsis the north and salmon and shrip is
this. I would I would probablysay, uh, crab legs, but

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this is the thing about salmon andblack blacks. Ni nick people, Yes,
they'd be trying to fry that ship. That's how salmon. Yes,
you're not supposed to because it getsvery dry. Nigga, you surprised.
I'm surprised if Treasury Department don't comelock you up for that. I know
Black people who don't like something becausethey're like, because I can't eat it

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fried. That's craziness. So Iknow people. I know black people don't
like salmon, but fucking heart,guy, I know black people, and
I'm gonna keep it one hundred withyou. That has not had any other
type of fish besides whitening and flounder. I know black people has not had
any other type of fish besides those. I can't comment on that because I

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know I know some motherfucker's who've nothad that, probably only had those three
salmon and whiting and flown. Inmy favorites right now is a spot.
Look at this spot right here,they might have this Kaboom's Kitchen six on
one South sixtieth Street. I wouldlove to come do a live episode in

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it's in Southwest. Hold on,hold on, now, look at this
this Sunday brunchwaker. I thought thesame thing, but I said, okay,
though, drinks look good though nowwait, look she got big arms.
Ye look at that motherfucking whiting.That's white. That's why I told
you. I know, I knowsome black people has knock that sp Look

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at the shrumper cabat salmon, nosalmon rod, those the only three fish.
Look at a snaro with an lahat on in Philly stuck. It
ain't clap that kind of sauce?Is that salmon with some type of sauce?
Look at the turkey turkey wins NowI'll rock with the turkey wins.
Thought that's some kind of super someshit. It's like a gumbo. Thoughts

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on that? Does that make itchange your opinion? And shot keep booms
Kitchen six o one South, Ikeep sixtieth Street Southwest, Philly. I
will be there this Sunday. Ican't eat that type of ship, you
know, type of food no moretoo much yeah, too much sodium for
me. I would had to watchlike I had supporters of truck that comes

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through here. I was supporting foodtruck. I saw that movie night Yeah
and food truck. I saw that. I had to call to the girl.
I said, your food is goodand everything, but I was like,
you're using two way too much season, and like you get your audience
is not only black that people getturned all by that because way too when
the person is remember I said earlierin the in the show Women, when

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they put all bay and salt onstuff, it's like you're jacking a fucking
penis, Like that's the if.You don't never really see niggas doing that.
It's usually the female cooks, Likeall this fucking salt, couldn't even
enjoy your ship? So how aboutbutter and garlic as opposed to Saul.
That's just another thing that we're addictedto, and this ship bad for you

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because of a closet to all.You know what I'm saying. I mean,
if you dipping it lightly and notall the time. But some people
crab clothes and all that shit everyweekend every week. I mean, if
one for ones who couldn't afford,If the white man wanted to eliminate us,
do you think it's prime targets couldbe salmon and krab legs. I
would agree, Yes, I would. I would agree with that. But

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because I don't see white people goingto these establishments buying dungeonese clusters North.
I know a lot of white people, and they don't say I eat salmon.
I hardly see white people eating crabs. Interesting, I hardly see me
in crabs and a lot of differentI went to Maine. I went to
Maine where they filmed the TV showThe Greatest Catch or whatever it's called.

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They told me, we don't eatkrab legs here. It's no crab legs.
The crab leg that they eat inthe stores. It takes a crab
fifteen years to get to that pointfor us to eat, for the one,
for the one to eat, ittakes if the one's weird eat,
it takes fifteen years to get tothat. So and they said they don't
eat him. An that's something that'sgreat. That's that's insane. That's insane.

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It's like Chinese. It's like wedon't never see Chinese people eating Chinese
food. When I was in awent out another story. I went out
on a date two weeks ago andon my way home, me and a
young lady stop at a a aAsian descent establishment and I got a shrimp

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y'ao chow fund chowd fund, thetwo shrimp rolls and a large shrimp fried
rights with extra shrimp. Total totalwas like twenty six eights south. Now
that the Singapore noodles, I goahead. One thing I've learned from interacting
them for a lot of people fromAsian is that the people that worked in
Chinese stores are from Korea. Yeah. Yeah, it's all Korean food.

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So the young man that was atthe register was eating. I said,
yo, yo, my man,my man, my man, what you
eating? He said, oh,my friend, I'm eating uh Kim Cheek.
I was like, isn't Kim CheekKorean? And he was like,
yes, I'm from Korea. Yes, it's been here two years. They

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gotta ask you all that, Butwhy the fuck you working at a Chinese
story eating? Koreans use foods crazy? And when I do look back there,
they're taking their little break. Isee him eating raw food, like
raw cabbage and you just plain rice. Well, I see him eating some
kind of bra fit. I've neverseen him like that. Should be like

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the wolverine bray, like the pissof an elephant. Bra should be like
that, like yeahs and shit like, but he's going on, but I
do. But they don't eat.They don't eat the do they sell to
us. You don't never see himthey don't Chinese food chicken, and you

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know that Nigga Charleston white. Theydo a lot of videos shit people saying
something that I found interested the police. He said, that's funny as ship
he is. He said, whydo black people go to Chinese places and
buy fried chicken when we are likethe inventors of fried chicken. Yeah.
When he said that, I waslike, damn, I feel like it

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makes some sense. They do itbetter. I'm not gonna lie to you.
It's something about they got a recipethat they make make Chinese food chicken,
a Chinese rest and ran chicken thatI've seen, and I was like,
damn, I'm gonna try it athome or whatever. But just tastes
a little different though some kind ofbattery they use or whatever. I would

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agree. You don't had Chinese foodno longer as time. Really, No,
I haven't had. We We don'tgonna eat that much out here where
I lived. That they it's notthat many Chinese places. What are I
order from out here? Last thefucking last food store closes, that was
eight, then you're on your own. They got a waffle house that just

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built right up. Yeah. Ican't fuck with waffle holes a go.
You stuck with him? Oh yeah, they got a blueberry pocnent uh had
that I like their waffles or somethingabout their age and their chicken. The
kitchen's too dirty for that, yeah, but I will get the grits.

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When I was in Atlanta, probablyabout two years ago with the Eagles play,
we went to a waff house atnight. The ride was like fifteen
minutes away from my man house whereveryou lived in Atlanta, and I almost
didn't make it because that shit gaveme your runs so bad. And we
just kept going to wafiles this dayafter day. And then I was like,
what the fuck is making me?And I couldn't figure it out.

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And then my man was like,nigga was the waff House food. I
was like, oh shit, damn. So ever since then that eight our
waffle hos ever ever and to well, this one just open and I was
thinking about gonna get some waffles outtheir mouth flecked out of the morning.
That shits a good up going torun. But a lot of people don't.
A lot of people some people fuckwith them, some people don't.

(33:13):
I fuck with it. I willtravel from my end over to fuck with
that waffle ouse. Absolutely absolutely fuckingmovie. That waffle house is fired up
fired. So have we established everythingon the uh the brunch side. Yeah,

(33:37):
they're going too far with the brunchship, which is crazy. They're
going too far. My people said, just went to one. That's how
we went to find him. Mypeople just went to one not too long
ago, probably like this week,just past weekend. But I don't know
what that ship is about. Butshe said a group of mad went and

(33:58):
it was crazy wow, getting giants. So in the background, we got
TV, we got music playing,we got we got lap dancers, all
types of ship here. No,we don't really have blackdance. So all
my people listen, we don't.I don't want y'all to start. Uh
well, we tracked. Well,We'm not a lap dance guy. Yo,

(34:20):
I'm not either. I don't likeliteral me. No, I like
fends. Don't you can A womancan never accuse me being a strip club
Yeah, you can never accuse me. But if I do go, I
only like to look like I've neverbeen a strip club dude, and I
know a lot of dudes. Thatstrip club dude shots out to my man
chucked waters he he won't listen tothis. No, he won't. It's

(34:44):
too much work to go Spotify twoball black guys can search listen like three
minutes and shit I found Yeah,no, I've never beenish. A lot
of women, A lot of womenlist in our show, A lot of
truckers, a lot of women.I found that in the demographic thing.

(35:06):
Even when I look at the peoplethat favored the broadcasts back in season one,
two and three, it's a lotof women like and I get a
lot of like strange friend requests onInstagram, like, oh my god,
you was the guy I was tryingto I was a pandemic ship. Though
they probably had a lot of timein their hand, they had to listen
to podcasts. A lot of peoplewas working from home. Absolutely. I

(35:30):
ran to some chick that I wastalking to and she uh said that she
listened to every episode, and shit, I was trying to get this young
lady on. I followed this younglady on Facebook and she's always like displaying
her disdaining with men, and Iwanted to get a lot of them.
I wanted to get her on.I even said, hey, look,

(35:53):
I didn't even just come on andtalk to talk that shit like cause she's
always like mail bash. Yeah,so I wouldn't hear her off. That's
a whole way of making Look atthere's some of these folks yourself. No,
baby, stop getting super cleaning,needy and dependent on men. Learn
to be self sufficient. Dear lady, stop asking a man and taking certain

(36:14):
places if you don't know how todress her act. Dear fella, stop
selling for some of these chickens.She's got a wide marginal opinion. Now
that's here, you go. You'regonna take a look at right here.

(36:34):
M initial thoughts she didn't want sayingthis, Yes thoughts, m M.

(36:54):
I wouldn't. I wouldn't be huntingit. But I'm interested. I'm I'm
fell into my life. I aminterested in with this this point, this
black queen has to say. So, Valerie Robinson, if you're open calling
in, I have welcomed that opportunity. As you can see, you can

(37:15):
make a living off all disclosure werenot a lie. I told her she
should fall in. She made acomment to me today saying uh oh,
there's uh no, you're not thatcomment. She said, I need to

(37:36):
start doing a reality show about mydates. I've welcome her to come on
the show about her dates. Yeah, because apparently she again she lives in
southwest Southwest Philly. If those aremy out of town listeners, Southwest Philly
is like you're on Earth, asSouthwest Philly is Pluto. It's no reason
in the world for me to beat Southwest, at in or around Southwest

(38:01):
Philadelphia. A lot of Southwest Philiansdon't come that. How do you pronounced
Southwest Philians. If they don't,you tell the man, let's go to
the wool Grove mally. Yeah.They think that shit is like in fucking
Canada somewhere, or if you'd belike, yo, let's go. The
only place they really know is DelawareCounties or Franklin Mills is considered far people

(38:22):
in South Oh yeah, that shitconsidered fucking nigga another state, like another
state, and its fucking forty minutesof Absolutely that shit is crazy. But
yeah, people make a limen offfor bashing men, bashing women. And
I think they killed Kevin Samuel.I think they did kill them, all

(38:44):
right, pet if you know theyare, I'm not gonna say who they
are. They think it was theestablishment. I think it was nigga.
But you can make a whole followingafter like bashing men are bashing, But

(39:05):
he really wasn't bashing women, washe? He was just I think he
was in their proper places? Right. I can't say. I don't know
if we could legally say that onhere because I might get not that proper
place? A kurk, what doyou mean by putting women in their place?
Well, so, Kevin Samuels madea living off of offering his opinion

(39:28):
on the woman's role. On awoman's role, that's a polite, key,
good way to say it. Buthe also gave I would say,
fair and logical, so like ifhe was a too evaluation I had of

(39:52):
so I made it. Kevin Saberspost a while ago. I don't know
what your topic is tonight, butI just honest, yes, I got

(40:14):
everybody playing them games with you,says these nuts. So that was the
late Kevin Samuels. He was on. He was on the Facebook live conversation
with the Young Black Queen. Theyoung Black Queen said that Kevin Samuels,
well, let me back up.Kevin Samuels asked his black sister's age.

(40:37):
The black sister said, guess.Kevin Samuels took some time and hung up
on the black and Kevin sa waswas completely on the live and said,
guess these nuts. He said,guest these nuts? But he was only
giving his opinion why, like likea logical opinion, like a woman would

(41:04):
rate their self at ten. Andhe would be like, so if I
say Beyonce is at ten or aHolly Berry's at ten, you think you
that? They'll say, yeah,yeah, I think I'm I think I'm
the same thing. And he'd belike, how do you think that you're
them at all? You know whatI'm saying, But it's not about bashing
if it's just about I don't thinkhe was bashing women. But there's some

(41:27):
news online and I don't know,a lot of shit keeps popping up on
my shit. Like I would say, let's take a look at another Kevin
saying, let's see what else hehad to say I and again I haven't
looked at it. There ain't alot of good points, though, man
a time not let's take a lookat this man of that. The title

(42:00):
of this post is how long istoo long? For? What we are
now witnessing is a background of ayoung lady just playing the SHOTSI music while
he holding a white he's holding downthe oh a lot of the woman.

(42:39):
But I went on a big wshe showed up. She showed up maybe
an hour league and expected us tostill have our idea. I left as
soon as she got it, saidone of the best one. What's going
on? What's going on on thego man? This is a news kids

(43:05):
and cousins, what's going on yourgrandfather span and of course the house.
I don't want to take the timeto look at this because I want to
get into the meme of the week. But all right, p Kevin Samuels
right, if you like to talkmore at length about Kevin Seamus, leave
a comment on the two Ball BlackEyes from Philly Instagram page. I think

(43:29):
I'm gonna check it this week becauseI know when this episode hits, I'm
gonna get a lot of followers comingout the closet to kind of talk about
some of the things that we mentioned. This evening, I want to talk
about my m o W, myMeme of the week. It starts with
the following me, I'm gonna letthis go and I want your thoughts on

(43:51):
this. I think you might havestarted this when already to take the turn
to nope, keller small, hereyou go, and therey is one end,
y'all. I'd like to buy abell and one eye. Bro G,

(44:12):
sure, bro, and what's hegood? Hey? Bro? A
different letters? Bro, Like,what's this guy doing? I worked to
buy a valve and he bro?Did he not see what he's doing?
I'm gonna beat this guy better,not a b r SO one of the
champions for Meme of the Week.There was an episode of Will of Fortune

(44:34):
and there was a younger age,white male and he selected an end.
Yeah, selected an eye, thenspun the wheel selected at G. There
were two gs. Avanna White hadno problem turning. He selected another valve,
which was at E, and hespun the wheel again and got an
R. So he spelled out nigger, and no one from the ABC's network

(45:00):
stop at a problem, No nothingwith that, that say, Jack being
a white No one had an issuewith this white male spelling out nigger in
his selection. Stay. Jack justleft, That's it, he just left.
Yeah for Ryan Seacrests. For RyanSeacret' I ain't hear that. Yeah,
Ryan Seacrests will be the new holething niggas that niggas entirely too much

(45:22):
money, entirely too much money.So that was Meme of the Week number
one. We're gonna get right inthe Meme of the Week number two.
I think you might have seen thisone of him before, too, say,
niggas, give me an end,Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, it's my man. Let's start some shit, bitch,

(45:44):
yeah, some fo you gonna talkshit about me? Only where you
from. Hundreds of niggas is waitingfor your motherfucking call, and they all
talking shit about you right now.You want to sell that shit called me
mother say say yeah, said someshit, but fuck you on your boss

(46:04):
purs. The hardest niggas is standingby ready to pick up that phone.
Just the Argua niggas, dark niggas, Asian niggas, white niggas, My
dick, bitch, fuck you onetwo one three, three seven three three

(46:27):
nigga, fuck you up. Deafniggas, classic niggas, racist niggas,
mystery niggas, Psycho niggas, dogniggas, Jewish niggas. You got some
motherfucking nerves calling me out your alsolittle bullshit ass niggas that I calmed that

(46:50):
ship down and come right here andshow me some fucking respect before me and
my Jewish nigga come up here andbeat your ass. Niggas all top niggas
talking shit calm four ninety nine perminute. Wow. So that's meme in
the week number two, eight hundredhot line where you can call a dog
people of the back race to talkshit like, I respect that shit.

(47:16):
I want to be one of theoperators on there. I want I want
to be operator on there. Iheard that she was just like being on
like police station, arguing with Really, that's funny because I posted that.
I posted something like this today onmy instant chat. Actually, you know

(47:36):
what, I'm gonna make this memenumber three in a week, the final
one. I want you to letme know what you think about this kid
that's doing this because I follow himon YouTube. I thought this was pretty
cool. All right, this ismeming the week number three. Let's see
at this place Mantiga Farm around myway on the cold as Chrissy. I'm

(48:12):
gonna have fast leave since I wasnot appropriate figure out wud and here.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Itwas just weren't connected. I'm sorry.
I was just like question to Ikind of joked some stuff. Why I
gotta leave the vib So there wasa young a young white teenager and he
was doing a prank in the librarywhere he was playing a song out loud

(48:36):
that said Frosty the dope man wasa good old nigga slave. He slung
his dope and slang his crack yepand the librarian immediately came over and said,
and it was a prank. Sohe was playing it out loud with
head acting like he didn't know itwas playing out loud. So white in

(48:58):
color librarian came over to him andsaid, hey, I'm gonna have to
ask you to leave. That wasinappropriate, and the young white man said,
I didn't know it was playing.Why would he had to leave though?
Because he think it was so Idon't know if it was the part
that where the N word was said, or I don't know why she would

(49:21):
want another it was an accident.I wonder why he chose that song it
was And I started following him.He does this all the time, like
this this mother will win. TheWalmart man he went to Walmart and put
like a voice recorder and a dolland the ship was like, I hate

(49:44):
niggas. Niggas get a job,and he was like he tried to take
it back to Walmart and was like, I'm bringing this back because it keeps
saying like racially charged messages and hepressed the like stomach on it and it
was like I hate niggas and themanager of dropped it, like, oh
my god. He's like, Iknow, I don't know why I keep

(50:04):
saying this. God follow him.That shit was like, cracker, you
are a cracker. It's it's ait's a dude on Instagram. I think
his name Dolo White. Oh yeah, that's the guy that said hand me
that there, boy. But hedidn't having a slave but him. Know,
he was like like Harley, don'tsay nothing. The boy be like

(50:27):
he was like, now be agood old boy. Passed me those crackers
and they'd be like, what broyo, you know a man I wouldn't
be if his motherfucker walked up,pulled out guns on him, say one
on him. You follow him?Yeah, I followed boy. He gonna
say excuse me. He was like, boy, you heard, but I

(50:50):
say this, pass me those rickshanded to him. Naw, Charli to
be like, you got passing therists man but Charlie, you your ass
shut up. I asked you saynothing here, but this nick is might
have my overalls dog like he's slaveman. When it was wintertime, I
would literally take like an hour outof my days just looking at that ship.
I've been watching them all the time. Boy hit, I said,

(51:15):
hand it to me now, Butthen I haven't stepped from behind the aist
Like yeah, I actually think he'sone of the funniest guys like online,
right, did you see his othervideos like did she go? Other videos
where he was like, I wantto make my girl mad? Can you
make a video with me? Yeah? I guess who's giving me top to

(51:36):
night with the balls and everything?And the girl be like, yeah,
real ship, Yo? That handedto me now? Ship? Is that
shit? Be funny? Because slariousthey yo? She all over the news?
Dog who Carly all over the news? Carly what's her name? Carly
Dupree? Black Women Stopped has droppeda little bit today, Yeah, just

(52:01):
a little bit. It's a victoryfor though, it's a victory for the
white race today. Yeah. Ihate to say it. One one one
one hand it to the naw.There's a movie coming out this weekend.
Might be. I don't. Idon't know how I feel about I think

(52:23):
I just want to go look uphis page. He's doing going. I
think they might have band that innow. Oh hit, won't annoyedy thing?
Well let's see there's some shit Iwanted to ask you about, to
see how you felt about this shit. Oh, here we go, all
right, meme me the week.We'll add a bonus in here, but
we'll go to white Dolomite on Instagram. Hand it to minaw. Let's take

(52:45):
a look here. Hand me thatthe a popcorn maker, the boy.
You can hear me though I didn'tstart it, I said, hand me
the popcorn maker. Boy, speedup. I have no patience, little
boy. Handed the boy gave itto him. Put it back. Boy,

(53:07):
now, ain't telling He put itback, and he put it back.
He put it back. Little bit. The issues they're boy, you're
scared. I'm just trying to benice man. Don't play with me.
Boy. Yeah, uh, lasttime you see your boy, maybe I
had it too. You call mesir, and I had it too.
I know you sir. I knowyou wanna be called sir. Boy.

(53:30):
Looks that's right. He asked itto it again boy man gonna play with
somebody else, boy, white girl, nobody. He called it nigga boy.
At the end, he's like,boy white gold a bus. That's
you know what. We got enoughtime taking a little another. Yo,
you're heard me that there fishing pole. Every boy, They're like, what

(53:50):
wanta said? Boy? Hurry up? Speaking up? They looking up until
huh, I'm talking to you.Boy usual here we here, we shut
your mouth. I just fucked up. You got me fucked down? Boy,
h ain't no people? Boy?You who are you? People?
Boy? I say him in thefisher pole right now, right on the

(54:12):
us to be scared, I guessyea too much longer. You're gonna rush
me. You're gonna rush me.Try to work that there, boy,
who mus be scared of some Shiitis you? What I said? Boy?
First of all, you are aboy who's the manager. We're not
doing videos on that nobody. Lookat the look at the black boy.

(54:36):
You can either shut your mouth.They're trying to do a video and trying
to do well. That's what itis. They can either leave or I
can pull the police. Watch yourmouth, actually listen, I might reach
out, he said. They Hesaid they're doing a video. I might

(54:57):
actually reach out to him boy funnyto get I might reach out to give
him one here follow him on Instagram, White Dolomite. I wanted one word.
Somebody got taken forward? Uh,Carly, that is fucking hilarious.
Take him forward. Can you sipa that and send that to yo?

(55:20):
This is just going. It's fuckinghilarious. But this is going. Do
you are you you old enough toremember Tiwana Brawley? Right? No,
I remember so back in the lateeight Remind me to tell you about something
about Twana Brawley in the late eighties. Right, was a Negro woman from
New York. She said that therewere four or five black men that assaulted

(55:43):
her and stuffed her in the trashbag, and after the investigations, it
was determined that she put her ownself in the trash If if you guys
have never heard about Twana Brawley,google, I think it's a movie on
it. Are you snipping at thatfor me? Yeah? Y'all wanna hank

(56:06):
you you like you go to themovies and shit? Right? No,
I bootleg everything, every bootleg movies. I bootleg sporting events since the pandemic,
I don't want to sit in thesame seats as these niggas, right,
it's I think niggas breed ls germs. They don't wash their hands,

(56:30):
yep, they're crotch areas dirty.And I think about all the things people
do when they they they put theirdrink in the holster, and I touched
the same holster. I don't wantnothing to do with that. So I
again, if you guys want tocontact the Treasury Department that the copyright pattent

(56:52):
and trade, go ahead and tellthem that I don't fucking go to movies.
I bootleg them, my bootleg sportingevents. I boot leg all that
shit because I don't why we can'twatch the movie at home. And that's
another story. So listen, whatif your h what if your people's then
this is crazy because I'm seeing thison an Instagram. A lot people are

(57:14):
being asked to go see Barbie.Barbie the white no white female with blond
hair and blue eyes, a dollbaby, It's a movie coming out this
weekend. Dudes online are saying thattheir girls are asking them to go see
Barbie, wasting happen and asking theirman to dress up like Ken so they

(57:35):
can go to Barbie like its whiteman. Yeah, you know Kenn with
a call over, what's Ken gay? I don't know. I don't want
to get it sued by so Iwould say allegedly, all right, I
don't know how I feel about howa woman can ask a man to dress
up like Ken and go to themovie there to listen. That's too.

(57:57):
You want me to dress up andgo to the to go see your bar
go to Universal Circus, Yes,check that black. You want me to
for that, you want me todress hold me. I just have to
hold me to fucking claim to goto the university if you want me to
dress up to go And now Isee I didn't listen. I'm not gonna
take nothing away. I did thatwhen when Black Panther came out, I

(58:21):
went to the movies with the Daishikion some shit I never fucking do again,
because niggas thought that I was fromthe same village as them in Africa.
Those of you listening, I'm AfroNorwegian. Have my relatives are from
Africa, the other from Norway.Shout out to my niggas in Oslo.
I don't claim Africa one hundred percent. You know why, because if shit

(58:45):
hit the fan. I don't wantto fucking go back there. It's too
hot, right, all these niggastalking about going back to the motherland,
Oh gonna Gunna, I'm going up, and I'm not. I'm not going
back there. Ris too fucking forme. And and I'm a sneaker collector.
All those on the fucking world inthe city of Nairobi, I don't

(59:10):
want dirt all over my Any ofy'all listening that know me, know how
serious I take my sneakers. Itain't gonna be no dirt from no dust.
It ain't gonna my shit. It'snot touching the fucking balls of a
camel, none of that shit.It's some beautiful neighborhoods, but it's too
it's too much dust. It's toomuch. So I am sure a young

(59:35):
lady I dated a couple of yearsago subscribe to this podcast, and quite
frankly, I don't give a fuckif she listens, and I don't.
And let me start off by sayingthis my issue with you, young lady.
Although you're a millionaire, although youare an icon in the philanthropy community,

(01:00:02):
when I met you, you hada dusty ass pair of leather chuck
tellers, and you and your friendscan't come for me online. I welcome
it. And the next time Imight see you is in New Orleans and
I'm I'm seven eighth dep So whateverafrikaanor you with or group you with,

(01:00:25):
y'all ain't gonna run a boy.But I will say this, when I
met you, you had a dustypair of leather trucks high time. And
this young lady set a majority ofher time building her wealth and empire in
the city of araf Ghana doing.Part of the reason I broke up with

(01:00:49):
her just cause her feet stayed.Damn. And when you think I have
a woman who feet stay, Ohyeah. She loved these leather chucks and
she usually wearing with those shops wear. When she went to Donna with no
socks, when no socks, uhfe fucking husband. Feet was stinking so
bad. I had to give hera pair of my son's sneakers. Damn,

(01:01:13):
Yo, I ain't never have aone o feet stink. Oh yeah,
I probably had one or two breathstink. And I left him alone
immediately. I mean I kind oflooked past the brap really well, my
age, I could look back rap. Well, yeah, but I had
some of brush stink like damn,my breath stink like I never really got

(01:01:35):
that close and nothing you know,I mean me, I have kissed him
a couple of times. They hadprobably having a good day, but not
a feat stink. Yeah, damn. I didn't have one who didn't wear
dela. It was bad. Itwas she dc ain't wear doula. It
was bad. Oh, let mesee a brother report stop for Yeah,

(01:02:00):
I mean, I damn your featsthink that's crazy women. I feet was
bad. Brouh, it was badand like it was your ninety father shut
down again always it was like,uh like whip since was bad, dog

(01:02:24):
like and you wouldn't expect that fromlike when you look at like the surface,
like how fig did she find it? Should Yeah you would think,
like you know, she was anice young lady. But I mean,
the fact of the matter is herfucking feet was Yeah. Can't just glarable,

(01:02:44):
brouh. Can't do it any kindof uh barbri order with women.
Can't do it. I can't sayit, do I ever? Blocks I'm
a yeah, hold on, Ithink I damn, But not a lot
of people block that lottery up toone billion. You can play. I

(01:03:04):
played, Yeah, I played likeI forgot to play to day here you
go, let me see. Butbut that one billion dollars, I know
what I'm gonna do with it,though. All right, let's see.
Oh shit, I would have toun block. All right, hold on,

(01:03:30):
we're about to wrap up, y'allfailta uh? I think so matter
of fact, only there you go, Oh shit, we ain't even talk
sports. But that man James Hardenwent out. We guess one thing we
can go to. We can goto sports now, James, all right,
we get we get we get itnext time. Because I'm seeing a

(01:03:53):
lot of shit going on. Yeah, I would think for all those people
that are listening two bout black evesfrom Philly, it's we're again, we
already originators of its right? Holdon? Wow? She alright? Yeah?

(01:04:18):
I made it a woman and shelived there now, no, she
lived at eighth strung. That washow picture a village or some ship?
Wow? So I just posted thattaking forward thing, and who's the first
person that likes it? A whitewoman had taken forward up. We'll get

(01:04:41):
back either next another time. Iactually I want to bring that to another
episode. But I posted to TakingForward thing. First person that likes it.
It's a fucking white woman. Wow, fucking taking forward. Wow.
Anyway, how does she think she'sgonna get away to day? It's ten
or four pm Eastern Time, Julynineteenth, Episode fifty two Ball Black Guys

(01:05:02):
from Philly. I know this soundis fire. I know the topics are
fire. I don't know about bringingguests on here because I'd rather just talk
shit about all the rest of y'all. But we'll be back. The week
long commitment shit is just a littlebit too much for us, so maybe
once a month, twice a month. I got episodes in the Tough just

(01:05:23):
to have some offline shit. Butstay tuned, y'all. Have a safe,
productive week. Stay away from brentspots, try to stay away from
the sea food, and we willholler at y'all real soon. You got
any party shots, man, Peace, peace, Peace, Amen, Amen,
Amen, Man, hallelujah. Allright, y'all, all that good

(01:05:45):
bond like memper Man said, BobBonds and all that good stuff we're sucking
out of here. Man, I'lllet ya on that street