Armed with some snacks, microphones, and The D20 of Fate, four guys walk-through movies from their past to see how they still hold up.
Sometimes, dead IS, in fact, better. Hot on the heels of Meteor Man comes another story about a bunch of absolutely inept human beings, seemingly going out of their way to make the exact wrong decision.
Join us as we are baffled about why a doctor with a toddler would not fence off his yard when he lives next to a murder highway!
The hero's journey. We all know it. The biggest coward in town, basically sucks at everything, convinces the neighborhood kids to run away from problems. A freak accident leaves him with amazing new powers, with which he can help his community, and humanity as a whole. But instead he remains a complete coward and sucks so much, they kick his ass out of town.
Meteor Man is the story of a man wasting an amazing cast, and pretty much ...
"So, you have a movie for me?"
"yes, sir, I do. Imagine we take a football player, dress him like the Terminator and highlander had a deformed baby."
"Deformed babies are TIGHT"
"Uh... well, anyway, he's the hero, an undercover cop, and he's taking on a biker gang"
"Amazing! So how does he defeat this biker gang and save the day?"
"Well, he pretty much screws everything up and the biker gang basically wins in the end."
"Shut up and...
before Alien vs Predator, there was... Gary Busey vs Predator. An argument could be made that its basically the same thing, but this one also features a Danny Glover, and he is not ready for BS from either side.
Join our band of ugly mofos and strap in for PREDATOR 2!!!!!!
#predator #alien #danny glover #gary busey #bill paxton #sequel
Hail to the king, baby!
This episode, the Guys check out the classic Sam Raimi Evil Dead sequel. How does one of the most quotable films hold up?
Join us for swords, sorcery, and so many skeleton puppets!
In a world where a hero can dress as a bat, or a teen can gain the awesome powers of a spider, comes a guy who can be in the sun for 90 minutes!
does it sound suspiciously like the cast of the podcast? Nah, it is none other than Liam Neeson himself, getting really upset over a stuffed elephant.
JOIN US FOR RAIMI
In the most touching live-action adaptation of The Lion King, Eddie Murphy plays everyone, including Arsenio Hall, really showing us some chops.
Anyway, this is my third attempt at flavor text, so just join us as we hail to the king in Coming To America
...Today!
Christmastime is here! And what better way is there to celebrate little baby Jesus, than with a movie about a bunch of cougars that want to bang a snowman with the mind of a child?
Pour the egg nog and get ready to absolutely hate Darryl from The Office, because you are about to get Hot Frosty'd!
Before Keenan Ivory Wayans took over television with his giant family, he was taking over the silver screen with his giant head.
Kind of an Airplane-esque comedy is born, and the guys will decide how well it holds up as a whacky crime drama!
Small Soldiers! A star-studded cast, maybe sort-of kinda top notch special effects sometimes, and of course, a crappy hamburger with an onion ring on it. What more can the guys ask for?
Let's find out!
The first family of Marvel. The Fantastic Four. Before Disney shovels out yet another sad failure based on this beloved franchise, let us take a look at how other studios failed. Did you say you were hoping Mr. Fantastic would do a stupid dance move? Or that he would give himself extra fingers? We have some good news for you!
Join us, as we choke down another rancid Marvel sequel!
The 1950's. Man has conquered the moon, and has set sights on the red planet Mars. Our intrepid team of Pomade-laden doughy guys must face the wildlife, and discover the hidden secrets of THE ANGRY RED PLANET!
It's AHHHHHHHHHHctober! The spookiest month of the whole year!
The boys are celebrating with a spooky style vampire style movie, The Lost Boys!
Say hello to the night with the crew, and stuff yourself full of candy corn!
I know what you are thinking - "Wow, Rob! That movie title sure is tedious!"
Well, let me reassure you, the movie itself is much, much more so.
Pull up a log, and join us for a film that somehow ends up being far more ridiculous than the name suggests!
If anyone told me in the year 2000 that we'd be getting Hugh Jackman Wolverine movies for the next 24 years, I'd probably have scoffed, but hey. Here we are.
Join the Guys, B- Negative, Snowflake, Safespace, and all the other New New Warriors for a mutant adventure!
Hey, all. What's up...
So yeah, we watched the first Star Trek Movie, and we are all just really tired.
Enjoy a heaping helping of whatever the hell this was!
VEGR!!!!
Watered-down martial arts. Played-out buddy cop themes. Incoherent yelling. RUSH HOUR.
Everybody needs a vacation at some time or another, and what better place to go than Mars?!
There's no air, there's a bunch of goopy mutants, and let's not forget the constant threat of a crazy street shootout!
Sign me up!
Our good buddy Arnold decides he needs to leave his boring life married to a very thirsty Sharon Stone to go play detective for a bunch of melting weirdos.
Why not.
Join us for Total Recall!
Do you like cartoons?
Do you like cartoons that are 2 hours long?
Do you like cartoons that are 2 hours long, but are not anime?
Do you like cartoons that are 2 hours long, are not anime, and are not actually cartoons, but are real people acting like cartoon characters?
GOOD. HERE'S THIS.
Guys, if your friends don't believe you have a real web shooter, you need to get some new friends.
Don't give in to bullying about Spider-tech.
Uh, also, we watch the animated Spider-man movie. ;-)
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