Ask Palpatine

Ask Palpatine

I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. Really. Once you get to know me you'll find out that I'm really a nice guy.Honestly.

Episodes

May 3, 2014 7 mins
In this episode, Emperor Palpatine answer "How do you turn a Jedi?" And then he sings a cool song.
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Holy crap, here I am!
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March 23, 2010 4 mins
theres this girl at my school named cheyanne I really like her can you give me advice on how I should ask her out I pray that the force be with me.
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February 28, 2010 4 mins
This week's question is: Who gets the most ladies? You or Kirk?
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February 16, 2010 4 mins
The question for this episode is: Can you shoot more than lighting from your fingertips, like fire? The song is Poker Face, by Lady Gaga
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January 23, 2010 4 mins
Ask Palpatine season 2 is coming February 16. It will be 20 episodes long, so send in your questions now!
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February 14, 2009 2 mins
If I'm using Clone Troopers for hot dogs, why not turn them into an entire meal?
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January 14, 2009 3 mins
After a significant wait, Palpatine brings you 3 questions in a single episode!
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I want to get their FREE app, but they won't let me! Why? Because I'm not in the US. Because for some reason, I can only get something from them, for free, if I'm in the right country. Unbelievable!
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November 22, 2008 5 mins
Do you celebrate normal holidays, or special Sith holidays?
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November 11, 2008 5 mins
Where we respond to Loren Feldman's response to a blog entry we wrote which was critical of him.
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November 9, 2008 5 mins
Have you ever wondered how hot dogs are made? Palpatine tells you!
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October 11, 2008 2 mins
Palpatine talks to Vader about the REAL reason the Empire is fighting the Rebels, and what the TRUE cost of their campaign of terror is.
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October 8, 2008 7 mins
The Colbert Report's Stephen Colbert snags an exclusive interview with VP hopeful Sarah Palin. This is an exclusive!
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September 23, 2008 5 mins
We're proud to announce the winners of the first Ask Palpatine contest: Design a Better Vader. Man, these designs were awesome.
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September 16, 2008 3 mins
This week I answer THREE questions. Hold on to your bantha, it's going to be a heck of a ride!
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September 5, 2008 6 mins
This week we look back at the too-short life of Darth Dracus. I'm going to miss that little guy.
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August 26, 2008 2 mins
This is just a reminder that the "Design a Better Vader" contest closes on August 31, so you've only got a few days to submit your designs to http://forum.askpalpatine.com/, for the chance to win the new Star Wars game "The Force Unleashed!"
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This is a bit of video from a wrap-party we had after we finished filming the pieces with Cuddles, Snuggles, and Dracus. It's tragic, to see such a promising young Sith stolen from us in his prime.
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August 20, 2008 3 mins
This week I answer several of your questions. Plus, the Sith Choir!
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