The 40 Year Old Boy

The 40 Year Old Boy

Hey, what's happenin'? Mike Schmidt here, hoping you'll click that "Subscribe" button and join me every week for "The 40 Year Old Boy", a brutally funny stream-of-consciousness monologue about my life. It's been called, "the funniest answering message you'll ever receive", and I agree ... unless, of course, Paul F. Tompkins has ever called you. That guy is hilarious.

Episodes

November 15, 2024 123 mins

Who Wants A Noodle Noose?

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Good Luck

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October 28, 2024 197 mins

How Do You Know, Ray?

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April 11, 2024 187 mins

I'm Kind Of A God Right Now

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April 5, 2024 7 mins

No Joy In Repetition

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April 4, 2024 27 mins

It Was A Good Run

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April 3, 2024 94 mins

Proud Of You Then. Proud Of You Now.

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April 2, 2024 33 mins

The Martin And Lewis Jackie Gleason Hour

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April 1, 2024 110 mins

Pilot

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February 23, 2024 157 mins

Danger Had Entered The Mall

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December 1, 2023 153 mins

Axe Thwacks With Pierre And Jacques

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November 23, 2023 148 mins

Like A Hurricane I Wanna Fu*k

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November 14, 2023 130 mins

Certainly Within The Cheese Arena

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October 5, 2023 96 mins

Blue And Red And Black And Gray

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September 16, 2023 123 mins

Mike, Go To Bed

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September 7, 2023 134 mins

Fresco Frescas

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August 31, 2023 121 mins

Give Me Back My Brain, You Fu*k

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July 11, 2023 111 mins

Remember Jonas Salk And Mike Schmidt?

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June 22, 2023 104 mins

Nocturnal Ham Purchases

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June 15, 2023 112 mins

The Ace

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