710 AITA for not opening a chest to ease roommate's fears? (ft. Karla & Radu)

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hi, everybody woke up to a I t a pod.
I'm Danny Vega, joined by everybody's favorite, Radu and Carla.
I looked at Carla when I said Radu, and I
looked at Radu and I said.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Carla, Oh, usually we're opposite.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Oh, you guys switch your seats for you. Guys are
fucking with you?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Guys?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Are you guys are crazy?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
You have a little dust money on your eyelash?

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Is that true? Yeah? So yesterday I was at my
friend's housewarming party. There's a guy there and he just
kind of seemed maybe like metro Metro to gayish, and
you had this like silver streak in one of his
eyes and uh, and then I don't know. I just
at some point I was like, uh, I think you
either are you wearing makeup? And then he was like no,

(00:50):
and I was like, oh, then I think you have
an eyebooger. It was just but yeah, I feeling pretty good.
I got a great compliment. You guys seem to like
the new living room. But my friend, my friend Tony,
he uh, he actually told me he gave me a
most Improved Straight Mail Host Award. I got food, I

(01:14):
got fruit, I got a decent path. Still need art.
I still need the art, but it's like kind of
coming together in here. You know, it's like a real
human being lives here. I agree, great, thank you. Yeah,
I feel good. I had game night here. We all
kind of crowded. It was like good, it was like intimate.
It was nice and yeah, yeah, beautiful.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
I feel like I heard your voice kind of like
drop off a little.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Well, we're on the main and I remember drama that
I forgot to say on the bonus, but I don't
want to say it on the main. But there is
something I didn't tell you, Carla. So a couple of
weeks ago, one of our one of the people goes
to our social club. He is like the most beautiful
man I've ever met. He's just an amazing shape. He's

(02:02):
like wellness guy, teaches the fitness classes. I think he
does like pretty much all that like physic, physical, fitness,
wellness stuff. So he left, so we had a big
going away party. Now I was paying this guy to
stretch me.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Excellent at it, really good.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
At stretching and also a lot of fun to be like,
yeah I just got stretched. In the other room, people
are like, did you just have sex, like what right themselves?

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Was a release?

Speaker 1 (02:28):
There was a release and anyway, so he left and
I was bummed. But so we went out had a
big old like going away party, and I'm munching all
night long. So we go out to this bar afterwards.
I never go to these. There's a club, we're dancing,
we're in circles and I wasn't even really thinking about
it and I just, you know, let off a fart
and Carla had no idea it was me, but she

(02:51):
just looks at us and she goes somewhere just cropped
us in so bad, like freaking out.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
It was so and then I.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Was like, be cool, there's no way she can trace
this to you. And I just smiled and pretended to
not really hear her and only gas letter.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
That's so funny because everyone agreed. And it was funny
because two random people who weren't part of our group
because we had like fifteen people there that we two
random girls were walking by and I literally saw one
of them go like this to the other and they
were just like and I was like, yo, no, someone
just cropped usted this area and they were like, yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Got them too. I got everybody. I didn't even know bad.
I didn't even know what was happening.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
You needed to go to the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
I didn't even know. I know what I ate. I
was just having little chips and grapes and shit.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
That's so funny that it was.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Like a hundred.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
It was a biohazard level, like it was very unexpected.
It wasn't like I ate something nasty. I don't know.
I don't know what would happened.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
You know where you got this the behavior from what deception?

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Deception?

Speaker 2 (03:57):
He went ahead and just lied his way.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah, I'm learning to lie.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Put his mask on and he was like was me.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
I just smiled. I was just like hai, yeah, I
was like, you know, what's that loud club environment? And
they're just like hah yeah, yeah totally.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Did you do not think it was gonna smell.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
I didn't think it was gonna be like a room clear.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
He's gonna be caught red handed?

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah, you know, I wasn't kind of got away with
the dam never told me. I know, well now you know.
So anyway, the other kind of funny thing that happened,
So then I was like, oh, I still need to
get stretched cause I'm working on my hamstering because I
can't touch my toes people and people are kind of
scared me. They're like, you're gonna turn to a hunch
over old man. So in this guy's defense, he was
really good at stretching and he was out of his element.

(04:42):
So this is the replacement for the guy who left.
He comes and I guess, you know, he wasn't in
his element. He's kind of like, oh, where's the table,
So I'd like give him the table, Like it's not
his facility. He's not playing on home court, you know
what I mean, it's not like his parlor or whatever,
because I guess he normally does massages.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
It's just an outsider, yes, is not Wow?

Speaker 1 (05:03):
This never sounded more like a cult and outside to
the club. What brings you here? Outside? Like yelling from
the castle wall. And so yeah, we started doing the
stretch and he's like not drying his hands and his
hand palms are sweaty, so he kind of like rubbed
his sweat all over me, and I was like, yeah,

(05:24):
this isn't really great. I'm not really a fan of this.
And then his voice during it sounded like if you
have seen no country for old men, you know, Anton
Sugar just kind of like mue'll stretch. No, I just
like very like, okay, feel the pain. It's good pain.
I was like, you about to kill me after.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
This, flipping a coin to see which limb gets stretched?

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Yeah, yeah, how did you find this person through?

Speaker 1 (05:49):
The guy who does this stuff? The same? I don't know,
there's like a guy who but it's like one of
those middleman things. So it's like whatever. But but yeah,
so anyway, it wasn't It wasn't like so bad. It
was just like so the other guy was doing it
twice a week, which made more sense. And he this
guy really did scare me. I gotta get him great.
He scared the fuck out of me. He's like, if
you don't start stretching daily, this is going to become

(06:09):
a problem for you in your life. And then I
was like, yeah, keep keep going. I was like, scare
me more because I hate stretching and I won't do it.
And he's like, I'm serious, you're gonna you're gonna get
hunched over, you're gonna live a shorter life, you're gonna
live a miserable life. And I was like fuck. And
so now I've been stretching every day, like stretching. Really,
it's not that I don't like stretching. I don't like

(06:30):
stretching my hamstrings because they're so fucking tight. It's like
uncomfortable the whole time. And I'm I'm almost to the
point where it's like it feels good to stretch them.
But there's a there's like a there's like a ramp
up period where your body's just.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Like yeah, yeah, the way. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
So I like to just kick my legs up. Then
now I'm like a weird guy at the park. I
kick my leg up on like a curb, like a
high curb, you know, like where the benches aren't shit,
and I just like pull my body and like moan
and public.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Ah, there's the moaning.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Moaning comes in hand. So those are my gross little stories.
I'm just a gross man today.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
I don't think that's gross. I think that's really good.
I think stretching really is important, especially as you get older.
Like it is. Yeah, I mean, I'm in good shape
and I stretch all the time, and I but I'm
editing like this like a fucking goblin a lot of times,
and I catch myself being like, oh shit, I'm starting
to like, yeah, have a little bit of a Yeah,
so I'm trying to.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
He did give me a compliment which I'm still not
sure if I'm comfortable with. He said, your quads are
as flexible as a teenage girls, because I can really
bend my leg really far back. And I was like,
I don't want to know how you know that, Like
I'm not. Yeah, that's like just maybe just really healthy
flexibility might have been a better phrase here.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, or youthful. Yeah, you're right, it doesn't have to
be a female.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
A teenage girl, I think is just feeling illegal, like
I'm not involved with them. I don't know what connection
you're making. I'm not interacting with them.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Maybe females are known to be more flexible.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Oh yeah, no, that's for sure.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
I don't know why I'm giving this guy credit.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
No, he was a good guy. It was just he
didn't think to use a towel, so I got to
swell over me. It kind of felt like I kind
of felt like we were having sex back there. Oh yeah,
no music, Oh you know how, I had to do
fifty minutes beca He didn't want to split it into
two sessions. That's long to get straight. And it's not like, oh,
here's a little it's not like massage where it's like soothing.

(08:28):
It's like he's fucking yanking her arms out of their sockets.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Ten more seconds.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yeah, recommendations for you.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah yeah, if you can get me someone that's these
stretch motherfuckers charge as it's over two dollars a minute.
He kept saying, He's like, it's good pain. It is, Yeah, Yeah,
it's good pain.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Good.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Do you like giving people good Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Yeah, I like early. We're gonna do some sit you guys,
have any drama and juice? Any stories? Do you want
to share? Anything going on?

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Nothing?

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Super?

Speaker 3 (09:00):
I went to. I did a comedy festival last week.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Oh which one.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Bergamont Comedy Fest in Santa Monica.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Oh nice?

Speaker 3 (09:07):
And the lady that puts it on to Cole Blanche
does a great job of like just getting a bunch
of industry people that you're not really supposed to have
contact with yet or what you know what I mean,
because I feel like I'm due to have some of
these meetings. But some people this is like their first
or second or third year in comedy at this festival.
She's really diverse with all the different you know, old talent,
new talent, whatever, and you do this thing industry speed dating,

(09:28):
where you go and you meet each person that's an
industry person for three minutes. But as just everyone knows,
this is like such a weird transitional period and show
business and whatever. Meeting some of these people now is
kind of like meeting like the British representatives to the
US in seventeen seventy five.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
You know, right, it's about to go down.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Yeah, and you know they're like dead men walking, you know,
and you're just like, You're like, so Comedy Central, what
do you make besides South Park and The Daily Show?
And they're like nothing, We're waiting to be acquired. I'm like, okay,
we got two more minutes left. Is supposed to do
shout out rhyme. I ran very nice guy, but there
I blew it immediately with one dude because I was like, hey,

(10:10):
where are you from?

Speaker 1 (10:10):
He's like Cia. I was like, ah rats, like.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Just immediately immediately started making jokes about how their vultures.
And they're like, oh no, I thought we're you know,
like this, we're like a good company or something. And
I turned to the comic that we're paired with. I
was like, this guy hates me.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Did you have any matches? Yeah, I had a.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Few people that we just immediately hit it off with.
But like, the trick is to just be yourself the type.
And I am an asshole, you know, I'm truly just
a belligerent whatever person. And this guy is not enjoying
it at all, the CIA agent, and then he mentioned something.
He was, yeah, maybe it's just because I'm from New York,
you know, And I'm like, no, New York people love

(10:50):
me again because I'm an asshole and assholes like you
just don't enjoy whatever this freaking.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
You get it? Yeah? Nice, It was.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
Not really, but just you know, putting your best foot
forward and the worst foot forward or like the same foot.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
I like that. That's a good line. Yeah, your best
foot and your worst foot are the same foot.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Either way, it's getting broken if you're lucky.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Yeah, yeah, I don't think I understand that.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
But we can't. It can't be under city. You have
to just wash over you.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
And that's what happened.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
So what you got any drama? You gotta you gotta place.
Now that's good.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
You let a play so it doesn't feel like I
have a place I actually need to be on like
five days. But drama wise, oh my god, I had
to get my car sunroof fixed. My guy, this was
such the sun multuous situation.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
You can't just stay shot.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Like no, it broke open. So I opened it and
then when I was trying to close, it was like
and it was like making this crazy. The motor was
just like jam.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
So my friend recommended this place when I was living
in Century City like two weeks ago. So I went
and brought it to Culver City. Guys like yeah, I'll
take two days. Literally six days later, he still has
my and I'm like ubering to and from Century City
to Echo Park or to Silver like for set, how
much does that cost per total? It costs like two

(12:14):
hundred and seventy five dollars for the week. And luckily
the company I was working for reimburse me because they
were like you're essential, like we need you here as
an assistant director, like you run this shit, so like
we'll we'll pay you. But then on Saturday they're like, oh,
we're actually gonna stay open an extra day because they're

(12:35):
open from not eight am to six pm Monday through Friday,
and then they're closed Saturday and Sundays. So I'm like,
so you're basically open when everyone's at work.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Classic business travel annoying.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
So then he was like on Friday, I was like,
I need my car, Bron. He's like, we've been really behind.
I'm going to be open tomorrow. You can pick up
your car. I go to pick up my car and
when I enter my fucking car, it looks like a
hack job piece of the ceiling because they had to
take the ceiling cover off to get to the sun roof.
Things were hanging off. Like my car was in pristine condition, clean,

(13:10):
everything was like perfect. Things were hanging. There was grease
marks everywhere. I'll show you the pictures, literally handprints the
guy everywhere black every So instantly I'm like, uh, like
I sat it before and a half milliseconds it was
like oh, and I went. I was like, my car
is filthy. Things are hanging. The cloth is like hanging

(13:32):
in parts. So I'm like, this is unacceptable. He's like,
oh my god, I should have checked it. When my
guy's finished it, usually I do a good job, like
bring it back on Monday, and I'm like, dude, you've
had my car for six days. This is crazy and
I already paid you eleven hundred dollars. And then I'm like, well,
maybe I should check if the sunroof works. I opened
the sun roof coaka still broken?

Speaker 3 (13:54):
Did you ask for your money about it? In furious
you know.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
So I was like, what the fuck? And he's like, oh,
I don't know what's going on. It was working the
other day. This is that. And the guy's super nice,
super nice, no, no, no, for sure, super apologetic, and he
was like, oh, the guys, I don't know what's going on.
He's like, we'll leave it here, we'll fix it today.
And I was like, no, I need my car. I'm
not fucking uber anywhere. I had like a bunch of
places to go all around the city. He's like, oh,

(14:18):
i'll give you my daughters like two thousand and three BMW.
It's kind of trashy, but I'm like, I don't want
your fucking car. I want my car, or you're gonna
pay for my car like a rental car. I don't
want your just random car.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
It's a two thousand and three Beima.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
So then he's like bring it on Monday. So I'm like,
this is the lack. I was like, I'm not bringing
on a Monday. I have to be on set on
Monday and Tuesday. And the first day that I ubered
to set, we had to be on set for eight am.
So I was waking up at seven six forty five
seven getting in an uber for forty five minutes to

(14:54):
go to a fucking silver lake. And the first one,
I'm like, in such a bad mood. This uber Iver
keeps talking about how he burnt his feet when he
lived in Arizona. It's seven am, and this guy's a yay,
you did the laground gets really hot an Arizona, and

(15:15):
I'm like, respectfully, my guy, it's seven am. I don't
want to hear about shut up. I want to be
in silence. So the rest of the week I entered
the uber with my noise canceling headphones off and I'm
you know, I'm a very social person.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Like I need seven though.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Yeah. So the end of the story is that I'm
bringing it tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Get fixed.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
You're getting worse, girl, What are you going to You
gotta get some money back.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Well, I went on Wednesday. I dropped it off because
I had my day off, and after like two hours
he called me, He's like, what happened was we replaced
the cables. Originally they were broken, and then one of
the cables wasn't sitting right, so it broke another piece
off and we can't get that replacement until Monday. You're
not gonna get charged more for it. We'll cover you
for your mental car in the meantime. Yeah, he was.

(16:01):
I'm telling you, he's very apologetic. When I called him
and I was like, I'm bringing my card and he's like,
please don't kill me because I was like being a bitch.
I was like, dude, this is not okay. And he's
all five star reviews. So my theory is that this
guy is so nice and he's like this Latino like
guy who's like running his mom and popshop, telling me
about how his wife has gallbladderstones and how he's like

(16:22):
juggling his business with taking care of his wife. And
I'm like, all your reviews are great because you did
a great job or you did a bad job, but
you were so apologetic that people felt bad and didn't
leave the bad review.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Now, my mechanics like that when I had a car,
he'd always just talk about his daughter and his life yeah,
and he's just a very normal person. I was.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
I used to fly planes with my nephew, and I'm
just like, I like you, rero, but like fix my
fucking car.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Yeah. So he also, like my guy, was always like
in a wife beater covered in grease and oil, like
just very much conveying. Like literally all I do is
work on cars. Hard to be mad at him. These
guys hamstrings are so tight that you needs to get stretched.

(17:10):
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for clapping back at coworker over reading tastes so I
thirty five m work as a nurse and a skilled
nursing facility. One of my coworkers twenty two to f

(18:36):
who's also a nurse, is really into fantasy. We got
to talking during downtime and realize we both read a
lot until we started comparing genres. She's into romanticy books
like A Court of Thorns and Roses, Fourth wing Bridge Kingdom.
She asked if I was going to read any of them,
and I said probably not. I tend to stick with
high fantasy and modern epics, world building, complex magic, morally

(19:00):
gray characters. I read a lot of things like Miss Born,
storm Hite, Archive, Abercrombie, Wheel of Time. I even explained
that it's not like I avoid female authors or romance.
I point out that Sanderson includes romance as a subplot.
I write strong female protags, like a munch of examples
we're not gonna get into. She immediately got prickly. She

(19:22):
was like, oh, okay, okay, so you only read serious
fantasy by men with that tone that makes you feel
like you just got accused of kicking a puppy. Trying
to lighten things up, I said, well, if sirius means
the plot isn't driven by fay lust triangles, and yeah,
guilty is charged. She didn't laugh and said she said,
guess you wouldn't want to lower yourself to something written

(19:44):
for women. So I shot back, I don't think I've
ever picked up a book and checked the gender on
the spine first, but if that's how we're gatekeeping, I'll
be sure to log it for the lit police.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Wow, that sentence, it's a lot.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
She rolled her eyes and muttered, maybe if one of
your precious male authors wrote romanticy, you'd give it a chance,
I said, right, because there's no way I could just
have different tastes. It has to be some secret misogynist conspiracy.
I also pointed out that I actually owned both the
Broken Earth trilogy and Children of Blood, both written by
black female authors, and they're on my TBR shelf at home. TBR.

(20:19):
I don't know. I don't care to be read. To
be read, I said, if it makes you feel better,
I could take a selfie with them to prove it.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Look, I didn't read them, but I'm tending to do.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
I have them. She fired back with, oh, so women
are only worth reading when they write real fantasy. Just
say you're afraid of feelings and move on. At that point,
I was done trying to plain ice you were playing
ice bro, and said, you know, for someone in a romanticy,
you're oddly committed to making this a personal battle arc.
Later that week, I overheard her telling another nurse that

(20:50):
I was quote subconsciously misogynistic because I quote refused to
engage with books written by women for women. She made
it sound like I was out here boycotting romance out
of spite instead of just having preferences. So yeah, I
got snarky after being pushed, but I think I was
being unfairly dragged over her personal taste. I never insulted
her or the genre. I just said it wasn't my thing.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
Ai Ta, the post is coming off a certain way.
The man's still angry.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
If I was in this hospital, please let me die.
I'd rather be dead than over hear the most inane
like fucking. And I just think it's really funny because
I'm like, both of you guys have horrible tastes. You
should be embarrassed, should not be having this conversation out loud.
This belongs in weird subreddits.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
Oh I thought this was can you imagine it?

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Well?

Speaker 3 (21:36):
No, but but they're real thought yet being in a
nurse like observing this, like so mister no bitches is
talking to missus no bitch? Quite appropriate nerd things happening here.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
I think. Actually, these fantasies, especially the romantic fantasies, have
gotten pretty popular in the last like sure a year
or so, especially the Court of Thorns and Roses. I've
been recommended that for me, that's not my jam. I'm
trying to find the perfect smut so I'm kind of like.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
It right now, but it's very is this smut kind
of yeah?

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Quarters wrote Thorns and Roses is a little smutty. Yeah,
but it's so funny.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
Yeah, because like one guy's like saying, like basically like
I'm into documentaries and the ladies like I watch porn, right,
and you're not into this because it's not made by
women or you know what I mean, Like you're only
into your male's like, no, it's porn.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
That's yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
It's kind of interesting because as you read it, I
kept going between like I was like, he kind of
seems like it. Oh well, she kind of seems like
and I kept.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
Going back pieces of work.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Yeah, sure, the way that he wrote it when it
got me when he was like and then she muttered,
it's like okay, yeah, let's let's pull back on the
writing here a little bit.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
I think porn. I can call it porn. It's erotic
fiction that we're saying. I'm close to it.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
I would say it's fantasy. Romance is like a good
way of saying it. I don't think shades of great again.
I haven't read it.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
So if there's a scale from like smut to like
Lord of the Rings. Is that a fair scale?

Speaker 2 (23:07):
I would say it's like from romance to to erotic fiction.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
Lord of the Rings feels like smut to me too.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
What's what's the top though, That's what I'm trying to
ask Game of Thrones, Like, what's considered like good? I mean,
that's kind of the funny thing to me. I'm like,
you guys are neither of this. None of this is
literature literature. This is all kind of It's kind of
like you like Lord of the Rings, I like Harry Matter.
It's like, Okay, it's.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Fantasy, right. My friend reads a lot of fantasy, and
whenever he talks about it, I'm like, this so tracks
with your personality.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
It's like, to me, this is DC versus Marvel. I'm
just like, oh, yeah, that's fine if that's what you're into.
But like, you guys are ultimately into the same thing. Yeah,
to most.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
People are in the same world.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Yeah, it's the same fucking world.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
It's like when Serbians and Albanians fight, You're like, you're
both losers, you know that?

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Right? To IPAs, You're like, do you guys know today
I fucked up? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (24:03):
Of course.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
It's a subriddy similar concepts that people aren't asking any question.
This would be like me meeting someone who has today
I Fucked Up podcast and being like, you fucking lose her.
That's a fucking joke. That's a joke. You're embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Yeah, I think I think she comes up pretty strong
being like you're misogynistic for not reading female authors, because
it is like, why would I read something that I
don't want.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
To read for me when whenever women are nasty like that,
I'm like, I love it because women's never mean to you.
She likes you. She's mean.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Also also that, I mean he could have leaned in.
I think it's the fact that he was so like, like,
if she was like, you should try reading one of
these books, he'd be like, yeah, maybe I will. But
I guess maybe he's not trying to hit on her.
I don't know, Like I feel like you could lean
and be like, even if you know you're not gonna
like it or read it, you'd be like, yeah, maybe
I'll try that.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
It wouldn't hit me in the ego. I would just
be like, Okay, that that's fine. I mean, this guy's thirty five.
I mean he's a thirty five year old nurse. He's
a male nurse. Now, I'm not going to do any
IMRSE shaming, but they also do tend to be an
insecure population nurses ursesses because I've read a couple of

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touch imrcy.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Well, I also think it's like, you know, topic wise, like, yeah,
thirty five year old male is not going to be
into like fay lust triangles because that's something that maybe
women identify more with.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
Sure, I do feel bad for her to some degree
because I'm like, I don't think she's doing a tactic
where she's like you hate women and you're I think
she like firmly believes it, Like you're just not doing this,
you know, exploration because it's not for you and you're
not interested in female and stuff. But that is, you know,
You're like everyone has their own weird demo, demography things

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or whatever. To expect everybody to be like you got
to go out of your way. Yeah, to find this
thing not for you makes you an ist of any kind.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
I think I'm going to defend her more.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Well, I was gonna say, also, but how many male
authors are writing romance fantasy? Like are there male authors
writing about fay lush triangles or is it all fa.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Yeah. Well, first I want to make this joke, which
is we talk about merses, But how come everyone gets
all mad when I call my woman doctor a walker.
That's fun, that's funny. Come in here, Walker, Hey, a
virgin urgin No. So he It kind of seems like

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she was like, oh, are you going to read any
of them? And she's like, probably not. I tend to
stick to complex modern epic fantasy, deep world builds. I
even explained he goes on. It's not like I avoid
female authors or it kind of felt like he went there.
It kind of felt like he dug at her. I
kind of like he started it. Yeah, and that that

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is making me lean that he's the asshole. I'm like,
you're thirty five. This is a twenty two year old
fresh out of college. Like, I think you need to
be the better person in the conversation.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
That was a good reframing.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Yeah, I agree with that.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Like I do think it's a little I think it is.
I mean, it sounds like a thing of twenty two
year old to say subconsciously misogynistic. I'm like, okay, babe,
we're talking about his reading preferences like this is really
a loading.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
I've been in that boat, you know, where someone's like, uh,
You're like, oh yeah, I like comedy. I'm a fan
of comedy. They're like, oh, you like the New Yorker cartoons.
I'm like, fuck you, yeah, don't blump me in with
your bullshit. Yeah yeah, yeah, So maybe that's what this
guy's like.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Off put was right, right, dude, you remind me of
Greg Gutfield. Yeah, man, yeah, you're good. Yeah, just like
Greg over here. Bro, dude, you're like Bill Varbie, Greg Gutfield.
Would you not kill yourself?

Speaker 4 (28:00):
Like Jesus, Actually, what I do is just racist compared
to this, I'm honest enough to just be racist.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
I love that. Yeah, I'm sorry, Op, thanks for listening.
But I just feel like you're a lot older than
this girl, and it seems like you're really trying to
win this debate, and I just feel like it wasn't
very smooth. I guess I don't know if you're an asshole.
It just seems like you're kind of annoying.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
You don't have to prove yourself, just like what you like,
let other people like what they like, and that's that.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
Just like in the graft of Aragorn or whatever fucked
up fantasy you read. You know, yeah, your hero file
failed again and you should have rooted for the bad guy.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know any references. I read the hobbit,
Hey Tayer climbing back out a coworker over reading taste.
Thanks for listening, Op, But I think we're kind of at.
I think we're kind of at slight white TA soft white,
soft white. Very It was funny. It was a fun post.
Worth it, worth it for the post.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Thank you very well written as well.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Congrats on that it was well written. All right, now
we're going to get into our roommate stuff, our second
story of the day. Aiita. My roommate's mom banged on
my door when I had a guy over and said,
shut the f up. But first Carlo is going to
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so much freaking awesome content on there. Carlo dropped the
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is always a good time. Brodua's stomach sickness today and
even he dropped juice.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Okay, folks, it might be juice about you.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Come through patreon dot com slash a Ta pod Carla.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Okay's way Ai Ta for not opening a chest to
ease my roommate's fears. Recently, we had to move some
important stuff out of our family storage because of a
rat chewing things up. I brought home a large chest
full of family scrap books and pictures. It looks like
an old timey pirate treasure chest with a cart tunishly
large padlock. One of my roommates noticed it and asked

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to look inside. I told him what it was, but
didn't have the key to open it. He then asked
if I could break the lock so he could confirm
with his own eyes. I said no, because it wasn't
mine to break, and my family liked the charm of
the lock. He got upset and insisted I either show
him what's inside or get it out of the house.
He's worried there might be a weapon inside for contacts,

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he has trauma from any sort of weapon. I tried
assuring him there was nothing like that inside, but he
kept insisting I open it. I would take it out
of the house. But I don't want my parents to
have to lug this over one hundred pound chest up
the stairs and no one can put their hands on
the key. My other roommate says I should just open
it to give him peace of mind? Am I the asshole?
Because I don't want to open it?

Speaker 3 (30:49):
This is actually a really good one. Really well, I
don't know. Maybe usually they're so cut and dry. Oh,
this person's fucking out was sport. Why isn't this person opening.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
It for me? I'm like, isn't there something ironic about
about the fact that you're afraid about what's inside but
we can't even get inside.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Yeah, Like, it's not like they have the key and
they're refusing to open it. Sounds like there's no key
and they don't want to break the.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Lock, can't even open it. If we can't open it,
then what would the Like the fear here just doesn't
really make sense, and I feel like it's manipulative.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
Is this submission from doctor Schrodinger?

Speaker 2 (31:22):
I was gonna say Starts's weapon?

Speaker 1 (31:26):
Deep it's it? Also, I'm just like, I'm sorry, but
I don't really see the connection, Like, were you was
it an evil jack in the box you know that
you try to unlock. Was that the weapon that got you?
Like it's kind of like, oh, well, somebody pulled a
knife on me, and so now I get to smell
your underwear. It's like, I'm sorry, what, how are these

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two things? Lean?

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Maybe he thinks it's full of grenades. I don't know,
it's a treasure chest full of scratch.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
But I don't think it's incoherent. I understand what he's saying,
but I'm kind of like, it just feels like you're
just leveraging your little trauma here, which is like what Also, that.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Fear is weird because there could be a gun anywhere
in the house that you don't know about. Like it's
just because you don't know what's in this chest, but
you literally don't know what's everywhere.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
All the time. Yeah. Yeah, so yeah, it's like pushy
and there's just no indication. It's not like I mean,
if his family was like in arms dealing, then I'd
be like, Okay, maybe we should check it, but yeah, what.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Grounds I don't like that the other roommate was like
just open it, like fucking get over it, Todd. They're
not opening it.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
No, I would be that way. I'm always too curious
what's I would be curious as.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Fucked would you go as far to open it yourself?
Because that's where I feel like this is headed. But absolutely,
a cartoonishly large padlock is not something you get through easily. No,
you need like hedge clippers or like hedge clippers. What
are those things that people you.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Don't know thatlock cutters? Yeah, like Carla has really been
struggling in her garden, bro, she made one slight mistake
and it's.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Hedge clippers, are right, they're basically.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Giants, Yeah, but they're for cutting hedges.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Yeah, thick, hard branches that are tough to cut. Yeah, right,
give me some credit.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
Yeah, you got to shoot it with a gun, that's
the move with lock.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Yeah, or like burn it, I don't know, like melt it.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
And then also this trauma from any weapon, I'm kind
of like, what is a weapon? Really? I mean most
things are weapons. Honestly, a book to be a weapon,
a f pan, gray weapon, any deal weapon, did anything
is both a dildo and a weapon?

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Really?

Speaker 1 (33:41):
If I can meet you there, definitely. Yeah, I'm liking
fry pan a lot actually because it's also a shield.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Yeah, especially cast iron pan that's.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
A little heavy. I like the longer handle, like a standard.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
If that becomes like a new thing, like because you know,
you can't have any kind of weapon, and like York
and most of all, like we just have to start
selling tactical frying pans.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Taxical frying pans, that'd be great.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
I don't know. They take too much to take care of.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Yeah, you don't have to season them.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Yeah, it's not the olive oil, like wipe it down.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Okay, So I don't know why this stuck with me.
Tell me if this is crazy. I had this roommate.
You guys, crack your eggs in a separate board. You
crack your eggs right into the pan into the pan,
separate bowl.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
If I'm scrambling them into.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
A different bowl. No, not scrambling, just you're making sunny
side up or whatever. So I just cracked them around
on the pan, throw them in. And my roommate was like,
you know, your pan will last a lot longer if
you break those into a bowl and then pour them
into the pan. And I was like, yeah, I don't
really like foresee myself marrying this pan for forty years.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Why? Also?

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Why?

Speaker 3 (34:52):
What?

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Why is it.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Why would it last because the fucking goo, the egg
goo gets on the edge of the pan and it
slowly eats away at the coating or whatever. That's crazy, right, Yeah,
because don't.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
You wash the pan?

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Like, yeah, that's silly.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
I don't like that person.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
Yeah, I don't know, so ata if I killed him
with the pan, No, not at all.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Make sure it's all gooed up first.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
It's all good. You got it's so good. Yeah, I
don't know. I'm trying to think of like reasons you know,
you gotta have it. I mean, I don't know. I
kind of go back to the cops rule on this.
You know, it's like probable cause, like on what grounds
you gotta go into your roommate. Shit, it's like you
got to have a really compelling reason otherwise, like that's

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not fair, and I just there is no good reason here.
There's just not It's.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
Funny to live with someone really mentally, I'll be like
I have to bring this box home, and you know
it's they're gonna wig out because of it.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Yeah, I think there's something fun about having that loure.
Like if I came home and be like every time
I had a friend over they're be like, what's up
with that fucking treasure chess to.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Be like, I don't know, I don't know, but Steve's
afraid of it.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Every time we get close to it.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
You can't see.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
It. Emits something when you get close to it.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Now, I'm I'm also like, having looked through so many
of these Reddit stories or whatever, there's a part of
me it's like, all right, man, we don't have to
open it, but can we do a Geiger counter because
like so many of these.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
Radiated Yeah, just like did you see that one? I
mean I've seen like seven of those, oh radiation ones. Yeah,
where someone's like I have this crazy fucking uh artifact
I found from my grandpa. Also, my head hurts, my
nose is bleeding a lot, like like some some random
expert is like you're already dead, basically to.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Put that down, like you know, there was My god,
this is a deep cut. I don't even know if
we covered this on the pot of talk about it,
but yeah, this guy collected like radiated things. Yeah yeah,
it was.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
His roommates found out or something. Yeah, like six months
into it, so we're all getting sick all.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
These do you know that they were radiation.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
He knew, but I don't think he knew that it
was like a serious.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
He thought it was dummy.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
I think, like low red, like they were like they
were once more radioactive and they were like safer something.
This guy was just getting shit mailed.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Yeah, whoa, So I thought the half life was ten years.
Turns out it's a hundred million years. I just missed
the top comment. NTA, I'm calling BS on his trauma
from any sort of weapon. Do you have knives in
the kitchen for cooking, hammers to hang pictures? How does
he do riding in a car with a tire or

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iron in the back. People use those as weapons. This
is like me saying noise triggers my PTSD. So my
roommate was must whisper in the apartment.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
He needs therapy any type of weapon. It's such a
funny statement.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Yeah, I like that. It's not really a dissenting comment.
But I added the other comment because I thought it was.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Really Funnyta, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
NTA tell him it'll smell really bad if I open it.
It's probably been decomposing for a while now.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Nice good person. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. We were
talking about this a little bit in the bonus. Just
people weaponizing therapy speak oh my trauma. It's like it's
just not relevant here. I'm sorry, that's time that happened
to you with the weapon.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
And I think we've talked about boundaries right where it's like,
your boundary is not me taking this chess out of
the house, it's you talking to your therapist about how
this chess makes you feel uncomfortable. It was like a
different situation maybe, but like.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Well, no, you're right, you should be a mature person
would go to the therapist and be like, hey, I
felt really out of control in a situation that frankly
was none of my business. There was a chest, there
was no reason to think there's a weapon inside.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
I asked for to get open. They said they couldn't
do it.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
It's just so American, too, like because I'm imagining someone
in a different country, you know, just having that.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
What do you mean trying to weaponize it? Lost me
there a different country.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
I know, I was looking at nodding, but then I
like people that like like, yeah, I can't be around
this thing, like using that same sort of mentality like
weaponizing something.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
Like if you were to reveal your secrets like this
is what fucks me up and remain and was like, oh,
why would you tell you that's your weakness?

Speaker 4 (39:16):
I have you now I actually can't be around radios. Okay, good,
We're going to right next to you. Yeah yeah, yeah, Auntie.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
If you're not opening a chest to ease my roommate's fears,
I think we agree it's not the asshole and the
roommate is being manipulative.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Yeah, more power to that person too, because I definitely
would want to know what was inside of it, Like,
as the owner, I'm curious, like, what are you You're
never going to open it? Head, Like, what what's the
point of that? Open the fucking chest? But not for
your roommate.

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Here we go A I t A. My roommate's mom
banged on my door when I had a guy over
and said shut the f up. I F nineteen live

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in a college apartment with three other roommates. The roommate
who lives right next to me. F nineteen had her
mom stay the weekend with her in her room. Tonight
I had a guy over and nothing crazy happened. Around
five am, we started to fool around. Then Mom bangs
on my door and says, can you all shut the
f up? Mind you we are making much noise. All
we're really doing is making out no sex. Also, in

(40:27):
the past, and I've had a company, I've asked my
roommate she could hear me and my guests, and she
has said that she can't hear us. So AITA for
having a guy over and making noise while her mom
is staying over at it. Since a lot of people
are commenting, yes, we were probably a tabit louder than
I thought, but there definitely wasn't any extreme moaning or
egregious sounds, no better wall shaking. I was mostly taken
aback by how she approached. But it's on me for

(40:49):
making noise from now and I'll be more cautious. Five
am does she say the day? She doesn't say, Oh,
the weekend, A is so late? It's early.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
Yeah, five am is like.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Keep a wake up at five am to work?

Speaker 2 (41:05):
Yeah, five AM's really late. I think it's like weird.
I don't know, like if I knew my friend's parent
was staying at the house, I probably wouldn't bring somebody
home unless it was like enough distance between my room
and where they were staying. But I also think it's
weird that the parents staying there because, like maybe as
somebody who doesn't have a place for their parents to
stay when they can visit, it's like they stay in
a hotel, they stay in an airbnb. They're not like

(41:27):
staying with you in your roommates.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Yeah right, I can. I can give them money as
real on that, you know, they might be scraping a
little bit, and I do. I don't know if i've
I think I've told you guys the story before. But
I used to live with my friend. This was summer
in college one year. This is the summer of Mountain
Dew and StarCraft two fuck wow. Yeah, And I got
a mini fridge in my room and so I would
just throw back Mountain Dew's. It was Arizona summer. What

(41:51):
else are you gonna do?

Speaker 3 (41:52):
Right, code red or what?

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Uh? No?

Speaker 1 (41:54):
I like it? Missionary position, you know, just a standard shit,
not that kinky, freaky cult bob lash it. And yeah,
I was like three am one night and I was
just laying there and this is before I slept with
white noise or anything, and I just had like my
right arm on the wall and I just felt like
a very slight shake, but I knew the rhythm. It
was the rhythm that of a man masturbating.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
And I told my friend I was like jacked off
last night, and he was like, yeah, what why. I
was like, I felt it. I was with you and
I also did it, and I see we came together. Bro. No,
But like I think, like even if this person, I'm
giving her the benefit of doubt because I believe it.
I'm like, yeah, you could just be kissing and like
you are moving the bed a little bit.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Yeah, or even there are sounds that.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Was good, that was turning on, that was romanticy right there,
God making it used to.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Be so hot, I know. Well in The Bachelor, they
are obsessed with slow zooms on people making out and
it's always just for too long and too close and
too much tongue, and it's like and they hold it
the producers in the back just like nope, keep rolling,

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keep rolling. Yeah. Hey, it gets uncomfortable to watch sometimes,
but that's their signature. So that's what I imagine in
this bed, it's like them just being like and you
moan a little, you know, like even if you're not
having sex and you're you know, you're breathing a circle, maybe.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
It's like maybe she's just like making eye with them.
The guys like, come on, cool, let me smoke. No
one's going to hear. No one's gonna hear, but y'all
shut the f up.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
But also, if I was the mom, I don't know.
I guess it's hard because I'm not a mom and
I don't know, but like that's where I put white
noise on. I never go to the door and say,
shut the f up. I would be like, I'm putting
headphones on. Isn't pillow over my head?

Speaker 3 (43:56):
The reason, as an adult that you're staying in your
daughter's college door was to hear other people have.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Sex, right, That's why you should be there.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
That's why you're going to Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Yeah, God, I don't know. Something about the way we're
describing this making out makes me just pine for it.
I gotta love, I gotta love. I gotta like love
someone for it to be like really turning on. Otherwise
it's just like I gotta make out. Yeah, it's like
a it's like a procedure you have to go through.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
I mean it sounds like if it's five am, they
were probably drunk, is what I would assume. It doesn't
seem like it was a boyfriend. It seems like it
was a hookup. So yes, tonight I had a guy over.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
I'm just kind of like, yeah, I don't know what
to tell you. Man, you're like with a bunch of
nineteen year old you're spending the night and you're gonna
come at them with that kind of heat. It's like, yeah,
like you're being an asshole. Yeah, am I gonna yell
at the like you stay in the guy's dorm and
one of them is making one of those called those
little shitty pizza bagels, those little pizza bytes. Yeah, it's
a Tina's pizza rolls at five am. Like, what are

(44:58):
you doing? It's like they're nineteen and of course that's
what they're doing. It's just like, yeah, you rising.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
Not at all.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Well, it is a Wednesday, so no, and it's the weekend.
Wednesday is my Friday. Yeah, it is the weekend. There's
only so many weekends in a semester. Baby. You gotta
take advantage of every single day.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
Hey, they're being nineteen, they're getting you know, they just
got their autonomy. They're going crazy.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Like I can't help but think that. There's like a
comment in this post somewhere that's like, yeah, that bothered you, ma'am.
Imagine being in the bed next to her. I share
a room with her who had her first day experience.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Top comment, six k votes and NTA, it's your place too.
I actually think it's weird her mom stayed there. My
parents always got a hotel room. They visit it. But
somebody difficult did come back difficult Falcon rights. I don't
think it's inherently weird. I had housemates have their parents day.
Not everyone has a lot of money.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
M hmmm.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
True, that's fair.

Speaker 3 (45:59):
It's just funny to make your parents stay, which's like
all right, yeah you want the floor.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Like you get the floor and you gotta give up
your bed. Yeah, I mean that's valid.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Ollimo. Rites. I don't think she was sitting there with
her ear to the wall at five am. Maybe you
were a bit louder than you thought. That just depends
on so many things too, like thin walls.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
It's a layout. The beds are sharing the wall. That's
way different.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
If you have an ac on, like just that amount
of noise can cover. If it's dead silent, though, you
can hear everything every The cats here are always having issues.
I'm worried about them down there. They're fighting. Fucking yeah.
They a lot of trashy cats here. Jerry Springer cats.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
I love that. Throughout the whole story you wouldn't say fuck,
and then when it came to the cats, you were
just like they fucking.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
The cats are raw dog fucking come coming out of
the cat. I don't know waw cats.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
They have a terrible barbed penis.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Yeah that's right, Oh my god. Yeah, that's why.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
That's why the cat sex sounds like it's just not
fun for it.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
It really doesn't sound like they're having any fun to
do it. I'm like, you not, you're not.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
Happy with they're having prison sex on the outside of
prison y.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
T My roommate's mom banged on my door when I
had a guy over and staid, shut the f up.
I'm just kind of like, sorry, ma'am, you should have
done more, you should have done better. Yeah, you're being
an am nta and she is with me.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
I am with you. I'm also just imagining us talking
about barbed penises cat penises, and then Danny just being like, yeah,
I'm really pining for that.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Not a barbed penis most of nature bad penis.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Like you ever said, a goose penis no same thing,
just like shoots out.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
I've seen the ducks. Yeah, the ducks at the park
because it's spring now, so we got some goslings. I
saw one duckling. The geese are dominating the park. But
now what you see basically is the ducks. There'll be
three ducks, one woman running from two two male ducks. Yeah,
it's giving, it's giving SSA vibes.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Yeah, I believe it.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Like what do you do? It's nature, you know. But
I want to stand and be.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
Like, leave her alone, you picked, we should do that.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Well, they all run from you. You're you're more terrified,
you're that cifying thing.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
It'd be so funny if you, like you start a
campaign to stop like animal abuse or whatever, and you're like, yeah,
that's why they're not fucking anymore. We're endangered the animals.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Because that's just how they fucked. You know. It's not
like an exception or anything.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
Yeah, sad geese, Sorry geese. I kind of hate geese, so.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
No, but goslings are cute, guys. Please review, subscribe, draw
me on Patreon, picture on accomplash. A I T A
Pod two of thty plus minus episode. There's an episode
ad free. All right, Carla, take us out. We're gonna
wrap up on this one.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
A I T A for sleeping naked because my roommate's
girlfriend keeps waking me up? Question mark? Should I read
that again? Aiita for sleeping naked because my roommate's girlfriend
keeps waking me up? Hey, I nineteen Mayle have a roommate.
He has a girlfriend. Let's call her l Liza since okay,
let's call her Eliza. Since they have been seeing each

(49:17):
other and when she's been staying around, she has walked
in on me and pulled the covers off of me
as a joke. She's also walked in on me and
my girlfriend, which was the final straw. My girlfriend, I mean,
my roommate has been doing nothing but saying I can't
control her. A few days ago, my girlfriend was in
our flat, and so was Liza. My girlfriend has been
getting pissed at Liza walking in on us rightfully. So

(49:40):
I told her to sleep naked and she'll probably stop
at six am me or at six pm. Six am.
At six me and my girlfriend were sleeping and Liza
busted through the door and saw us butt naked together. Yeah,
she screamed like she saw a murder scene. My roommate
walked in and told us we should have been wearing clothes.
I told him that she needs to learn about privacy first.

(50:01):
He told us we were acting childish. We didn't care
if we were acting childish. She needs to know that
it's weird walking in on people like that. So a
I t a edit. I ordered a lock.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Wow, problem solved already.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
This was such a poorly written post that I had
a little trouble. But like, who is acting childish in this?
What's your vote, Danny?

Speaker 1 (50:24):
I mean, not not respecting doors I think is childish.
You can't just assume it's going to be locked. If
it's shut, you knock you you're respectful.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
And pulling sheets off of a person. That's not a
joke asking for trouble.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
Yeah, that's not a joke.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Yes, that's that's low key, Like, why are you doing
that unless you think they're naked under there.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
Danny So said he's allergic to this story.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Yeah, talking about you guys brought up barred peeps, and
I'm having a reaction.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
I would be so vengeful if someone did that to
me one time. I just like pulled the blanket off
of me. I'm like so mean.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Then all the hot, all the warms you've cultivated.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
Out, I might do like three thousand dollars worth of
damage to your car if you did that.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Like shit, I do put a billboards, some slightly pixelated
versions of your face.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
That's a lot of work.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
No, but really, like, I feel like the first time
someone did that to me, I'd be like, you need
to fucking stop. Like I don't think this person has
made it clear enough though, Like, but that's like so
immature too, why is this girl doing that? And if
I was the boyfriend, I would also be like, why
are you doing that? That's weird.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
I might even fight a woman if she did that
to me.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
Yeah, I wouldn't blame you.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
I don't fuck with someone's blanket in my own house.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
In your own room with the door closed, and.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Then be like you need to learn about Yeah, damn.
She's also walked in on them. That's another thing where
I'm like just kind of listen, pay attention.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
Like it's giving MTV like Cribs, invasion of privacy. We're
doing it for the camera, Like why else are you
doing that?

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know. Okay, so this is I'm
probably probably gonna regret this. Whatever. So I had game
night here and it was nine people is nine people?
I feel like adults can just look and see nine people?
Am I wrong? What do you mean you don't really
even need to count nine as it's like three threes?

Speaker 2 (52:21):
Yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
And somebody walked in on someone in the bathroom. And
also here's another people do at this place, They go,
where's your bathroom? I'm like, bro, there's only like it's
really not a big place. Like I'm kind of impressed.
I like it makes me proud that you're asking that,
but also like, are you crazy?

Speaker 2 (52:36):
I get the where's your bathroom thing? Because you do
have like two ways you could go. It could be
in the kitchen this way or that way. Maybe people
don't want to move like walk into you, but really
if you just look, it's right there, you know.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
But then I'm like, yeah, you didn't notice that? Somebody
was missing of the nine people, like, and then the
door was shut and you walked in on them.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
I'm just likeugh, yeah, right, was it a male walking
in on a female?

Speaker 1 (53:03):
You know, I don't remember. I don't remember who it was.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
That's interesting.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
Yeah, Actually, yesterday speaking a bathroom medicit. Sorry everyone off this,
but I went to that great theater that tarantinons, you know, Vista,
the Vista. It was wonderful. It's all good fellas anyway.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
Oh you saw it there, Yeah, experience and.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
It's like a two and a half hour movie or whatever,
And like, I just got so proud the whole movie.
I was just really feeling like I knew something about
life watching all these fucking losers get up and have
to go to the bathroom. Grow the fuck up and
learn your bladder timings, Like it's time to learn your body.
I didn't get up, I didn't have to pee. I

(53:43):
was hydrated and in my element.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
I mean, everyone knows you pee right before the movie starts.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Common sense, you think, But if you're.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
Drinking a lot throughout the movie, that's why you.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
Don't drink a lot during the movie. Well that's the
lessons we learn. So Anyway, I said this exact thing
that I just told you guys right after we saw
them movie, and my friend was like, yeah, yeah, well
you know I got up right, and I was like,
oh damn it.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
I also feel like you can hold it right, like
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Like, yes, that's part of learning your piss timing strategy.
What's the reasonable level of hold?

Speaker 2 (54:16):
Yeah, maybe they already saw a Good Fellows so they
didn't really care if they got.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Up, but they're ruining it for everyone else.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
That's true. That theater is like kind of like they
still have the old seats and stuff. I haven't been
since it.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
I loved it because there was so many people. It's
like three dred people there. It was big.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
It's big.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
Yeah. The one was like the Egyptian side or am
I thinking of the Lows Flee theater?

Speaker 1 (54:36):
Yeah, it's no. The less Flee theater is pathetic. This
is like, yeah, they're kind of it kind of looks Egyptian. Yeah. Anyway,
ripping blankets off people is fucked up.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Shouldn't do it.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
And if everyone did that in jail to another person
in jail, they could reasonably be like that.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
No problem, Nobody would blake an eye. That's fair. Yeah,
it's fair. We don't need people like that here, you.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Know, it's giving like brother as someone.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Who killed my own parents. That blanket ship is too far. Boundaries, guys, boundaries,
that is.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
A lack of boundaries. Yeah, this is something like my
six year old little I don't have a little brother,
like a six year old little brother would do.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Yeah, like what you're I'm inflamed at the idea. I'm
like thinking about revenge, like at this person. I don't know,
you know, Like, can I ask.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
You guys a question? No, let's okay, come on, hit
us ask straight. So if you had a girlfriend who
did this, would you get that to your male mate
to my girlfriend, if you had a girlfriend who did
this to your male roommate, because that's what this is, right, Yeah, yeah,

(55:53):
would you feel like that's in a like inappropriate of course?
Would you feel like she had something with this other guy?
Like why did she do?

Speaker 1 (56:02):
But I think that's I would ask.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
The really tricky part is like if you love this
lady and you're like, oh shit, you know, she's just
doing something incredibly annoying and upsetting or whatever, Like how
do you address that? Because my instincts always start horrible.
I'm like, oh, so you have no awareness you were
raised by stupid people. It's like, I just start at
an antimatory. You start if you're doing something like that,
if you're taking the FU and they had to concoct

(56:28):
their own like let's be naked to upset this bit,
you know what I mean? Like, yeah, I can't imagine
being the guy when the lady comes back.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Can you believe what they did?

Speaker 3 (56:37):
They were naked? You're like, fabe, I know, yeah, they're
so kooky.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Over the right. Five am like naked.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
You do always have to kind of side with your girlfriend,
and that's the shitty part of those things.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
Yeah, I guess I'm bad at that because I really
won't side with someone if I don't believe that they're
even if they're my partner. Maybe in the moment to say, fa, yeah,
well you do, but even then I don't know that
I can. I really have like an inability.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
I'm bad at it too, trust me, I've I've done
so much of They're like, well, we have to be
objective here, but I'm like, you know, mostly you learn
you've you got to side with your team or whatever.
This would be a nightmare. This is like one of
your teammates scores an own goal and you're.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
Like, no, I still I'm still going to play with them. Yeah,
I'll come to it. I've realized like sometimes in the
moment or even the day of that's why I really
trust sleeping on it. Yeah. Once I sleep on it,
the word is the word, and I will know the truth.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
Okay. I don't like this direct eye contact that's happening.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
I know things about you, Kara. Let me get back
to you tomorrow and I'll tell you.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
That's a good fortune teller scam. You will have to
call me again tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
Call me tomorrow. I don't know why, because I feel
like in the moment you're very biased by the people
who are there, your current little thoughts, little thoughts about
the day, how you're feeling, what you ate. But then
when you sleep, I feel like your brain like puts
it in the unconscious and then it compares it to
all the other bullshit that's happened to you and all
the images you have of cat sex and all that.

(58:12):
You know, all the stuff and keeping our brains right right,
and then the truth comes out the next morning. Process it.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
Yeah, I guess. I just feel like my truth comes
out pretty instantly because it's gut reaction, and I understand
that things trust with this. Like if literally my girlfriend
or whoever came in and was like, oh my god,
they were naked under their covers and I'd be like, well, yeah, dull,
Like yeah, not to make you feel stupid, but like dull.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
A lot of people said, well, that was one of
the top comments. Why aren't you sleeping naked already? Somebody
wrote I don't like sleeping naked personally, Oh I love it.
I like a shirt and undies. It just gets very distracting.
It's just I like to kind of keep it a
little contained, and from a warmth strategy perspective, it's very exposed, imbalanced.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
Not with a weighted blanket, right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
I that I have a pretty heavy blanket. I've tried
the way to blanket. For me, it was like suffocating.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
It's not for everyone, that's for sure.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
I had to get a new duvet cover and actually
I put it on in one felt swoop and I
felt like a god. You ever put on a new
ves cover alone?

Speaker 2 (59:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (59:18):
I got in it. Yeah, I became the by I became.
It was beautiful. I nailed it this time.

Speaker 4 (59:23):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
Yeah, really growing.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
I feel like I'm really growing. Boca Toad seven seventy eight.
What on earth did I just read a grown woman
who doesn't live in your places bursting into your bedroom
and waking you up. I don't understand how this is real. Honestly,
if it is, I wouldn't allow her back in your home.
That's just not okay.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
Yeah, I would go into their room and pour milk
on their bed, like it's that level.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
Milk is terrorist. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
Look, if you're if you're completely unaware of stupid, like,
I'm going to lower myself down to your level too.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
Yeah, but that's what I mean. I guess that's kind
of what they did by being naked on purpose.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
But no, that's such like a barely defensive strategy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
Hearing them concocted, you're like, oh, they get what that
could have been happened.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
Incidentally, that's like a porcupine just being solid, not if she.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
Pulled the covers off and he had a little sign
on his dick that said, ha haaa.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
A little dick sign got you. I was watching the
I've been watching The Animal Show on Apple TV because
I paid for it to wat severance. So now I'm
watching all the crap Apple and uh, I like every
show on Apple TV has like a weird name. You know.
It's like like everything is not Legit was like TMU,

(01:00:38):
yeah exactly. It's like animals are magical. You're like, what
the fuck name is that? Oh and anyway, so the porcupines.
There's like a jaguar and it'll just like paw. It
pauses so many times, and then eventually the porcupine will
like walk backwards into it, and it doesn't expect that
at all because they're like, oh, I'm the one playing

(01:01:00):
with it. Yeah exactly. The porkmon just sits there and
takes it until the jaguars kind of like almost like
you know, like a cat just kind of fanning a
Ferm kind of energy, and then it's just like rams back.
I mean, it's going like three miles an hour. It's
pork pine, but.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Like, what the fuck, dude, that's funny.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
And they need to do that with their ganitals. That's
what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
That tracks tracks that is.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
AUNT for Sleeping Naked because my roommate's girlfriend keeps waking
me up. N a huge nta, right, Yeah, is there
a qualifier for the other person and the ass and
not the asshole? And they are.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
Absolutely the other one is definitely an ass.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
Do you guys sleep naked?

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
Yes, yes, you do?

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Yeah, completely naked sometimes?

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
That that's almost weirder to me.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
The night sweater and a day sweater, but yeah, I have.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
It's just to get your pits off my couch.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
It rough.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
Are you a sweat Yeah, I don't think I've seen
you sweaty.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
I mean, I'm like, I manage it better during the day.
But if you you take.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
That's so unexpected.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
When you take the like bed sheet off or whatever,
like there's just a big yellow stop.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
It looks nothing. Oh my god, you stay on the
Gray Couse show. You dare get on my new white
somebody died. Somebody died. Yeah, And why do you use it?
It bothers me that you don't have a consistent sleep nudity.
Why just you need to figure out every night? I
sleep well, I juice it's seasonal. I wear what is

(01:02:33):
it called night pants? There's surely a better name, jama pants,
pajama pants during the winter, boxers only during the summer.

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
For some reason, I'm imagining Danny and like the sleep hat,
candlestick and dude. One time I saw my dad wearing
that because he's bald. I was like, oh, ship, you
need that, you need it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
I just do per what I'm feeling. Sometimes I'm lazy.
Sometimes it's warmer nights than other nights. Sometimes I sleep
with the window open. Sometimes I like to keep the
blinds open when.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
I go to bed. It's too chaotic.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
It's like whatever, it's not chaotic because it's literally just
whatever I feel in the moment, which is like the
least chaotic version of doing things, instead of being like
I have to do this, I must wear my night.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
Yeah, don't disrespect my nights.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Sometimes I wear socks, sometimes I don't. Just depends on't. Also,
do you do you have menstrual cycle that changes the
way you feel it week to week?

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
I have men's cycle. Yeah, you do men week to week?

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
Yeah, you're doing it weekly every week.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Enough punishment for you, ladies. Now, God made it weekly.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
It's always been weekly. Welcome to the information circle. Phase
luteal phase. It's every week is a phase going into
an hour out of your week of menstruation.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
Damn, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
And then as you get older, your hormones change too.
So like what I've known, my whole life is different.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
In my thirties, my wife puts on whole outfits for sleep,
like she finds her sweatpants or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
That that's really imagines sos match in your dreams.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
Yeah, I'm like, you're gonna be sleeping.

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
No, you know what it is in case there's a
fire and the firefighters come on into the house. That's
a part of it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:30):
This truth is even said. She's like, it's a tactile thing.
I can feel that they're different.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
Damn. Well, I'm sorry I judge your sleep strategy and
incorporated the period factor.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
I accept your apology.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
Thanks. Well, guys, it's been really fun now, I really has.
Actually I've enjoyed it. I have to do my taxes now.
I kind of don't want this episode to end. I
want to keep stay here. But radio stomach issues. He's like,
fairly holding it together. No, thanks for joining me. You

(01:05:05):
guys want to plug or say any stuff?

Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
No, okay, that's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
You don't have to plug.

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
You know where to find us.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
Yeah, I'll link it up.

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
Sixteen hundred Pennsylvania Avenue.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
There we go that's the spot.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
Well, I guess you really don't know where to find
me then, because I ain't got no home.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
No, you got a sublet now, Carla. We're happy for you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
Well even the next five days.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
Oh it's what?

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
What day is it today? The fourteenth?

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
That's thirteenth.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
Yeah, I'm out the nineteenth.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
Where are you gonna go?

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
I gotta find a place star of Probably it's okay, yeah, no,
I mean it'll be fine. I'll find another sublet. My
friend also said I could extend it to the beginning
of May if I need to. Oh, okay, I'm on it.
I'm on it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
All right, guys, much love. We'll see you next time. Bye.

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