736 AITA for showering my GF's dog without any clothes on? (ft. Mollie)

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(52:38) - AITA for showering my GF's dog without any clothes on?

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Hi, everybody, Welcome to Anta Pot. I'm Danny Vega, joined
once again by the Molly Delicious, Molly Tacular Molly.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
That is the highest praise I've ever received.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Good thank you. I'm happy to hear that. No thank you,
no thank you, no thank you. Okay, I actually wanted to.
I had this bit for.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
A while about that no thank you.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Yeah, like it kind of it's kind of like a
little annoying.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, it's like a you hang up first kind of situation.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Well that's cute though, right, or like a.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Wallet dance kind of thing. Eventually one person has to
be like, okay, I will get a free mail.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
It's just like, yeah, I guess. But those at I
feel like I'm trying to think of an example. It
feels like a little shitty no, no thank you. It's like, Kate,
you just be thanked. Just take it, just fucking take it.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
I can't remember the last time I heard someone say
no thank you earnestly.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
I'm trying to think of when it when it comes up, Okay,
let's just let's do it for the podcast. Hey, I
really appreciate you like coming over and doing these recordings.
It's been like really fun thank.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
You well, thank you for having me. Oh, I didn't
know you're going to say thank you at the take.
You could have just said no, thank you, but okay,
start again.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Really appreciate you doing the pods. You mean it, really
appreciate you. Like that's like you mean it. Okay, Take
four getting characters. Hey, I just wanted to say before
you go, really good recordings today, and like I really
appreciate your energy and effort and like just been enjoying

(01:57):
our conversations. So yep, they thank you. No, thank you, Uh,
you're welcome.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
It just kind of like shoves.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
I swear to God. It's a little yes exactly. It's
like can you just.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
You could be like, oh me too, Yeah, yeah, like
you could.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
You can send it back, but can you hear it first?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yeah, you gotta receive.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
We actually talked about this on another episode of like
with compliments like give me, give me a compliment.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
I gotta think just kidding. Your bread cake.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Was really good, don't lie.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
It was specifically what you put on top of it.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
I really enjoyed. Yeah, and it means okay, sorry, give
it give it again, give it again.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Okay, your bread cake was really good.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Your food's always really good. It's that same thing where
it's like, can we actually like just sit with that,
just sipper over a second, like just explore it a
little bit. Yeah, it's like this weird, like can't have
the spotlight on them for even a second. Yeah, yeah,

(03:05):
so I don't know. I saw Point Break with the Boys. Yeah,
it was great, great classic act directed by a woman,
way Catherine.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
They were allowed to do that.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
They're letting them now. Actually it really is shot. If
someone told me after I watched it I was directed
by a woman, I'd be like, I don't think a
woman would allow that. I believe it's a very It's
a deeply BROI movie banger though in the direction. Honestly,
the direction is kind of the star of the movie.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
I gotta watch it.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
It's fucking cool. It's a nineties surfer movie, cop movie
about surfers.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Basically bro it's like super browing, like right, And we
were just talking, yeah about we got on the subject
because I said, we were talking.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
We was talking, We was talking, we was talking.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
We were talking about the movie Three Billboards Outside of Misery,
and you said, oh, I have to see that, and
I said, I would love to watch it with you.
And then I said, actually, no, you should make the
bros watch that, and once you guys watch that, you
guys should all read Belle Hooks's uh, the Will to
Change ooh, and the full title is Men Masculinity and

(04:18):
the Will to Change Ooh. I think we should start
pushing an agenda.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
I'm interested. Well, there's no books you have thought talked
about book bros Audible. Two of the bros are big
blood Meridian boys, you know Cormac, Yeah, Cormack McCarthy's is
that like this is og novel?

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yeah. I'm happy though, because I finally got the movie
bros to watch a movie of my choice for whatever reason,
despite starting the fucking group, I ever watched Danny's movies
That sucks. And we're going to watch a movie called
The Writer.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
The Writer.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
The writer as in one who rides Yes, and it's
directed you are try woman, you and actually an Oscar
winning woman. Wow, Katherin Bigelow.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
They know they could do.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
That, Chloe's that they can and it is actually, I
would say, a movie about masculinity to an extent. Yeah,
it's about a bull writer. I would watch it with
you and I don't like bull riding or none of
that culture, none of it. But it's just a beautiful
little movie that nobody ever talks about, very marginal.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Do you think if I could, like Mulan style, show
up at bro movie night?

Speaker 1 (05:26):
You know that you are the third woman to make
that joke whenever they learn about.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
The movie specifically, not.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Mulan, just the idea of dressing.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Don't just like group me in with all the girls.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Your joke was different. It was specially Meique. You're not
like the other girls.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
I'm just saying Mulan is a specific.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Reference, right, I don't I don't remember. I don't think
I saw Mulan because Mulan wasn't directed by a woman.
I only watched movies. What's that? I didn't see Mulan,
but I know don done done, done, done, done done.
The song that doesn't that didn't hit it for nothing?

(06:05):
I feel like you're upset? Is that not what I
just did? You're being difficult?

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Which of your which are your Disney's?

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Nobody likes mine?

Speaker 2 (06:16):
What are they?

Speaker 1 (06:17):
It's called Oliver and Company. It's very much musical. Is
it a musical? Yeah? Why would I worry?

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Why would I keep Disney.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
I'm talking, fuck you, it's Disney.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Put it in the cannon? Is it not Disney? It
might be I don't know, it's Disney.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Am I allowed to fix my bun? During the Fix
your Bun?

Speaker 1 (06:40):
When we were growing up? Disney made movies. Now they
make Star Wars or something. I don't know what. I
don't know. The media landscape. No, my life has become
very campy. It's very baking. It's I'm bringing I'm excited
about there. I did chicken out, I'll tell you. I
chickened out. And I and I I had a good
long thing about this. I was gonna make cheesecake for

(07:02):
someone's party. It's our favorite dessert. And then I was like,
you know, this is gonna be a whole problem. First
of all, I love cheesecake. Yeah, I love cheesecake. If
I can make cheesecake and cheese cheesecake, it's kind of
a bummer. I don't know. If you want to know
cream cheese, it's cream cheese, just cheese, honestly, basically a

(07:23):
cream cheesecake. Really, And if they call it, but they
were smart, why would they call it a cream cheese?
Don't call it cream cheesecake. Don't let don't tell them
what it is. And but that.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Is isn't a lot of stuff making things better every day?

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Like cheesecake is literally like cream cheese plus sugar. Bro
Like that's kind of crazy.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Cookies are butter plus sugar.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
No, but there's flour at least there flour. Cheesecake is like, no,
we don't really need You could even get rid of
the flour. You don't really need to. Nobody has a
cheesecake and like, oh the crust, put it over the
top of the crust.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
You need the crust because you need a contrast.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Okay, that's fair, that's fair. Backing down, back inack down,
backing down.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Back down, back down. Came out.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, I don't know. I just went to social events
this weekend. I made pancakes for this this guy.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, you didn't finish your cheesecake story. You didn't get
up to the part where you I was like a cheesecake.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
So here's the thing too. The margins on these cheesecakes
aren't great in terms of I can rip no, Like
in terms of price, cheesecake, what's it called? Cream? Cheese
is expensive? I know, So I want to be spending
thirteen bucks just for the cream cheese sour cream. This
is another thing I don't really believe I should have
in my fridge.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Sour cream.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah? Why because it's delicious?

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Oh you're like afraid I could.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Slorp down that goop? You know what I mean? Danny?

Speaker 2 (08:52):
And you noted this as someone in recovery. Yeah, like,
the thing that keeps you from have the thing should
not be.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
The thing that keeps you from having the thing.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
It should not be whether or not it's in your home.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (09:08):
I mean, like, if it's that uh fragile?

Speaker 1 (09:14):
You know what I mean? My love for sour cream
is not fragile. It's strong and it's been with me
my whole life.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
But if your ability to not indulge in it is
that fragile and then the well.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Then I'm gonna waste it. What am I gonna do? Hey, guys,
we all have Thosetra star cream? Does anyone want any? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Have you ever tried that before?

Speaker 1 (09:30):
You? No, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
I love someone spoke like that.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
I got extra sour cream. I'll let you know.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Here goes good extra sir.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Actually I did something I was gonna surprise you with it.
It could be it could be months before I pull
it off. But Molly got me into this psychotically expensive yogurt.
I mean, this ship is crazy expensive. It's like what
it's like twice as expensive as Greek yogurt probably, And
I found out it's actually pretty easy to make your own, really,
so I spent way more money on getting the tools

(10:00):
necessary tools you need a giant fucking pots all. And
then it uses the stuff. It's called rennet. Rennet it's
used to make che used with Reddit, not to be
confused with the Reddit.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
That's funny, used to make cheese.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
So one day in the future we might be eating
Danny Danny's sker. It's Icelandic yogurt, and it's so creamy
it's technically cheese. It's so creamy thick.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
The way you did that was.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah, I know, I did a Trumpian voice. I hate that.
It's because it's like, I'm so sorry everyone. I didn't
I didn't mean to channel that creature. That horrible creature
permeates the space. I'm sorry the space. I know. Well,
he's you know, we're thinking about.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
It, we're thinking about him.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
I would, yeah, yeah, that's it. I made pancakes for
a Oh yeah, there's this guy that's I was gonna say,
this is an interesting character. This guy has like a
gratitude group. His name is Adam Wis. He's a good
guy friend of mine.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Gratitude group.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Gratitude group like meditations in the park, stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
And are you going to these meditations game night?

Speaker 1 (11:14):
I've done a couple, but yeah, he was doing this
daylight disco at my social club and so I was like,
can I make pancakes? So then I freaking ripped pancakes.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Oh yeah, and do you make them at the club?

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Make them there? They let me keep my griddle there.
So I'm just like banging out pancakes. It's really fun.
And you know what, girl added me on Instagram. I
can't I can't remember the last time that happened. She
came up to me, she said, you can make me
those in the morning.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Yeah, Danny, I first asked you, I said, are people
banging all the time at this social club? And you
literally were like.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
No, I man, I don't know if they are.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
I'm not, but like people are making moves.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Well I know, but they weren't social club members. This
is an't outside of that.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Oh wait what but it was at the social call.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yeah, like they host events too for other parties to
create buzz and get people to join.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
And got it.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Got it?

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah. I was thinking. I was like, well, what if
someone came there that day to do their homework and
then here's Danny just making.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Well they go back, there's like a back room and stuff.
There's still to be productive. I mean, it was also
a Sunday. Can we have fun one day, Molly? It
doesn't have to be twenty four seven?

Speaker 2 (12:27):
You know me, I'm always saying people need to get
off their asses and work work.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
So but yeah, that was cool. She came out to
me and she's like, what's your Instagram? And then I
put in my Instagram and she added me and I
was like, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Did you at her back? Yeah? Of course, are you talking?

Speaker 1 (12:44):
We're not talking. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Are you gonna initiate? Is watching your stories?

Speaker 1 (12:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Did you think she was cute?

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Yeah? Great? I thought she was cute. Nice.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Great.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
I was more just I don't know, I'm weird right now.
I'm very picky and I'm very i think I'm closed
off on some glove. Wow. No, way. How come are
you being sarcastic?

Speaker 2 (13:03):
No, I'm not being sarcastic.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
I don't know. I just don't. I don't find myself drawn.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
To it it being like relation.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Shating all that. I think I'm just in a vibe.
I'm still figuring.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Out out for you.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah, A great. I really I really have been working
on my fitness a lot. I think there's some part
of me that just do it. Yes, I know, that's wow.
I don't like that coming back at me work. Yeah,
that's what I said. That's what I said, Mollie. Okay,
I'm not a fucking yoga teacher. I have to go
work on it. It's not my job.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Oh my god, the doctor told me I should try
thirty minutes of exercise a day.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
No, yeah, aren't you like kind of ripped? I kind
of think of you as like ripped.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
I did blood work get this high cholesterol. Plus I
am one decimal point away from qualifying for pre diabetic.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Oh can you believe I've heard that a lot.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
From just goes to show you eat whatever you want,
live however you want. You don't get rewarded.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
For anything you do. You eat healthy relatively.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
But I have diabetes in my family. You know what's funny.
I talked about it with my dad and he was like,
where do you think that's from? And I was like,
I said the name of his uncle who had literally
a leg amputated and like.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Oh my god. And then my dad was like, and
that's all sugar right something. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
I'm not qualified to talk about this.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Well, what do you change? I mean, I understand that,
thank you, but did you do anything. I'm just like,
we'll just wait until it becomes diabetic. I guess no.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
So this is a complicated thing about being in recovery
for an eating disorder. So but thankfully I have a
dietician who I see every week. So I got these
like results from the doctor and then a different person
at the doctor's office went over the results with me.
So she doesn't even have context of like who I
am or what my deal is. She was recommending things

(15:01):
like cutting eggs out of my diet eggs yeah, and
noting to exercise for thirty minutes a day. And I said,
I'm going to take all of this information and bring
it to this lady who's been working with me for
ten years. And this lady has been working for me,
with me for ten years, says, we are not taking
eggs out of your diet, and instead we're going to

(15:21):
try adding things instead of taking away. So I'm going
to be a lagome girl. Catch me having beans. Legomes
a third thing, and then we're going to see if
my blood changes.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Okay, so.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
That's the latest.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
I'm sorry that you're pre diabetic, though.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
I think it's kind of character building.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Yeah, I got I got my blood. They took my
blood over there and I told yeah, they have to
take a lot of blood.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
They take a lot of too much. I feel like
that much.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
I feel like they're like, what if we like lose some,
let's take a little MORELYS like, can't you much?

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Can't you use the one and test all these things?
They took six vials.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
That's so many. I was like, when am I going
to say? And then what do they called? The phlebotomus
never goes to you. You're like, that's a lot of blood.
They're like, this is nothing. I'm sorry. Are you laughing? No?
I didn't laugh. What what's happening?

Speaker 2 (16:19):
I hate it? I hate the rubber band they put
around your arm.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
I don't look when they I don't look. I don't
want to see how I went. I'm not embarrassed about it.
I win it's too much.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
And then they'll be like are you okay, And I'm like, bitch,
there's a needle in my arm.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Let me have this. That's my Yeah, my god, this
is such.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
A vulnerable space. Remember when you used to get shots
in your arm? I guess you do get shots.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
In her I'm actually like, I'm I'm fully vaxed. Oh,
I have like every vaccine because I went because I
thought I had HPV and then I got lit. They're like,
do you want this shot? I was like, we're here.
I got like I think I got like five shots.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
But HPV can move through your systems. I just like
touting medical facts that I haven't.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
I got guard as silk, I got tetanis, I got
the latest flu good Like, I mean, I can handle it.
I can take it.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Yeah, your immune system is ready to go.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
You know. Wow, I'm really scared now that I'm going
to be pre diabetic. I feel like I deserve it.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Nobody deserves it.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
I mean it's just sometimes like if I make a cake,
I'll eat the whole cake. Like that seems like the
behavior that seems like the first question they'd ask. They're like,
did you make a cake and eat the whole thing? See,
that will trigger pre diabetes.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
I said to my dietesian, I said, I eat a
lot of candy.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Is that a problem? Candy? See? This is this a
zoomer thing? Because my brother has been talking about candy
his whole life and always like, what's this with candy?
And I don't eat He loves candy. I don't eat
candy because I'm not nine years old? What is candy
to you? What is that?

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Yummies?

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Sour rummies?

Speaker 2 (18:09):
What like sour things?

Speaker 1 (18:12):
And you'll so you see that like this, it's not
that I don't like candy people. Yeah, but am I
to understand? You go to the store.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Five of your finest candies, please.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
And you go don't I'm curious. You go in and
you leave with a bag of candy from the store.
Sometimes from the grocery store. You go to the candy aisle.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Sometimes that's a not always where I'm getting my candy from, though,
that's like the most boring.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Place where do you typically get your candy?

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Well, I'm glad you asked. I like to get my
candy from my dad who keeps kosher, and there are
some kosher candies that just do it better.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
What's the issue with kosher?

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Oh my god, because gelatin is poor. Oh yeah, there's
huge issues, huge issues. Okay, So sour sticks, the kosher
version are just objectively better than the not kosher ones.
So I like to do that. And then I'm actually
going today to Dylan's candy bar.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
You go to a dedicated candy go to.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
A dedicated candy I mean, not on a regular reason.
Often I don't know. I don't remember when the last
time was, but I enjoy going.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
And you'll so, on an average day, do you eat candy?
Yes or no?

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Probably well on average week. I'm definitely having candy ones
per week, a few times per week. But I wouldn't
say I'm having it every day, but I have it
like at night at night, like I'm not having it
throughout the day.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
It'll be like you're having it at night before bed.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
He's pissed.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
I just think it's weird.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Appropriate time to have candy.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
If you're going to have those down the middle of
the day is reason.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Middle of the day is crazy. You're gonna crash. Why
aren't you having lunch at night? Is night is the
time of shame. That's the time to have the.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Food that's not meant to be food that does line up.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
That's for candy.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
You don't shame eat in the morning.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
That's great, that's your whole day.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
But I do.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Although I've been eggoing it up in the morning, I'm
really not. I'm really making it so clear why. I'm
just I literally just bought eggos last week. It's not
a regular thing, Danny, but I did have some egos
this morning. That's just like, in addition to my grown
up breakfast, I had scure if you must know, but

(20:32):
I said, you know what, I deserve.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
An ego, like with flavoring or anything, just.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
A plane standard. I go off oul Man lego, my ego.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
That's your right, that's my right. I think you kind
of do deserve free The more.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
The more I'm telling you about my diet, the more
you talk, Yeah, well, stay tuned, watch this space.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Watch this space.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Now.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
I really hope you don't because I like to make
sweet little treats.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
No, I love treats.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
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Slash Ai Ta pod a ta for asking someone to
relinquish an outdoor cafe table for a paying customer. There's
a busy cafe at a crowded pedestrian area that I
go to every day after work to do more work
and has eight outdoor tables with umbrellas in four different places.

(22:49):
Next to the tables that says outdoor seating is for
customers only. Past weekend ordering lines super long. I stand
in the hot sun for twenty minutes to buy my
so I could sit at the outdoor table and good
conscience and work. Am I going to just sit at
the table and take up space without buying? No? I
don't think that's right. Upon getting my drink, I walk

(23:11):
out every table occupied by paying customers except for one.
Some young dude had been sitting there watching anime on
his phone. I say, hey, you're waiting for your order,
Come out, he's like no. I said, look, man, I'm sorry,
but these tables are for customers. It's written right there.
I come here all the time, and every single time
I buy something so I can sit at one of

(23:32):
the tables. Being the type of things, victimhood is a virtue,
he replied, Can I ask, why did you target me
losing my patients? I said, look, you're the only one
here who didn't buy something everyone else paid. Realizing he's wrong,
he started packing up and left with the soft A
little patience goes a long way in a way. He'd

(23:54):
be right if it were only that instance. But I've
patronized this cafe over five hundred times in the past
five years. I always buy their expensive drinks to enjoy
the outdoor ambience at the table why I work, and
many many times I have simply just waited for non
customers to finish their hangouts before I plopped down on
my purchase. That day, I simply had to ask if
the rules of the cafe were respected. They owned the tables,

(24:16):
and the price of those tables is reflected in the
price of the drinks. Could someone please help me? I
want to be a good person. I don't want to
end up like Michael Douglas and falling down. Don't get
that reference. I want to be receptive, I want to
be chill. Please reply with a sound reason to argument.
Should I have just waited? Aita?

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Can I just say this is the most annoying.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Person on I don't like this person at all.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Like so annoying. And that's why I found this situation
so interesting because initially I was like, I'm a sucker
for justice, Like I'm a if I see something wrong,
I'm gonna tell you that you're doing something wrong. Right,
So I'm all for you got your drink, You got
your drink, you gotta sit down. Then this person just

(25:00):
started talking for what they said about being the kind
of person who thinks that victimhood is virtue. Oh you
got all that from them asking you why you came
up to them specifically, and then just their editorializing is
really just so unlikable five hundred times five hundred times,

(25:22):
five hundred times. And then pop down with my purchase.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
If it's a sugary drink, I reckon you would be.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Pretty dire diabetic, and uh yeah, just like the virtue signaling,
the saying like oh and I've I've let people not
paying people sit for a long periods of time before,
but you're so annoying. You were right, and I just
can't stand you.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Please reply with a sound love.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Can somebody help me?

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Argument? I want?

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Can somebody help me as well?

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Can somebody help me? Don't care with what someone? I
want to be a good person and shut up. I
I guess I feel like assuming that this person isn't
really annoying in a world where.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
They're not, they're giving to suppose a different situation where
you're this guy, but you're not annoying, and you want
a table, and you go up to the table and
you say this.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
I am kind of like, that's that's your right. Those
are the rules, and you're kind of you're not being
a dick to take up a table unless all the
tables are taken. And you know what, people, I'll plead guilty.
I went to a trendy cafe in fucking the West
side of LA which is where all the rich, pretentious

(26:48):
people live. It's the Manhattan of Los Angeles. Oh that
offended you, that's how boogy she is. She's like, it's
not Manhattan, man, it's not I'm sorry, and me and
my friend were there. I think we were there for
an hour and a half. And they told us if
we could just leave, and we did.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
They told you, if you.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Can just leave, They said, hey, guys, there's a line,
and you know they they wanted us to leave. So
we left.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Had you bought something, yeah of course. Oh but they
were like, you've been sitting.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Here to been there for ninety minutes. We were there
for well, we were there for an hour. I think
we're there for an hour.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
I think an hour is a fair amount.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Of We had long eaten, we were done eating, okay,
And yeah, we could have left.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
I mean, yeah, the place has got to keep.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
I think it's a legal move. I think we all
understand that. First of all, the rent's too damn high.
That applies for everybody. Yeah, and yeah, there's only so
many tables. The tables are part of an amenity. It
doesn't really matter if an indoor or outdoors part of
the restaurants.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
So sorry that I can't stand though, Like you're going
to be on your phone, but you have a table
available to you and like I need to put my
laptop down. Yeah, right, things, and you're not even using
the table that borks me.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
See, that's where things get a little dice pregative. I guess.
I'm kind of like, yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
But why do I get to decide?

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Well, no, I mean you get to kick someone out
who's not a customer. To me, that's that's plain his day.
But like you're gonna take up a whole table to
be on your laptop, Like, sorry, but why do you
think that that's an appropriate use of an outdoor table.
I'm kind of like sounds like they have food, ah,
because like you know, I famously did this and people

(28:35):
didn't like it. This is this is a deep cut.
But we went to this place. It was in Brooklyn.
It was a Saturday at one literally peak brunch, and
this girl was taking up a six top. Uh uh,
she's just on her laptop something a coffee, And to me,
that's crazy. I didn't even ask. We just sat down
at her table because I was like, fuck you, like

(28:55):
you're crazy. Yeah, it's a very small place with like
literally six table. That's crazy in there, like it feels tight, yeah,
and yeah she looked at me like we did something wrong,
and like, yeah, people told me I was an asshole
for that. You were, But the thing is, I guess.
I don't know. It was interesting. We rud of talking
about this on the bonus, but like I was like,

(29:16):
why would I ask? Like, I really there. I wasn't
going to take no for an answer. If I said, hey,
can we sit here and she said no, I'd be like, actually,
you're on your laptop at a brunch place that's food. Yeah,
and you're taking up five extra seats. That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Yeah, I'm with you.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
I'm like, we're sitting here, yeah, yeah, And I guess
that that. I'm kind of like, is it really you're
right to kick this guy? I mean he didn't kick
him out.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
I mean he kind of left him with nowhere to go.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Well, I mean he didn't have to do editing, right
he did. What did he say? He said, Hey, I'm sorry,
but these tables are for customers. It's written right there.
Every time I follow the rules whenever I'm here. He
didn't say leave, he just said, you're breaking the rule.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
I guess. But like, what is the guy going to
be like yep and keep sitting there watching his anim
while you stare at him?

Speaker 1 (30:11):
He could?

Speaker 2 (30:12):
I guess he could. It's crazy, but I don't think
you're I don't think saying something, although I will say like,
it's an annoying person thing to do, and I'm saying
that as someone who would absolutely do it.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
It's annoying to what.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
It's an annoying like to be like a little cop
like this, to be like you're not following the rules.
That is objectively annoying. And I partake in that all
the time.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Well, if it was like if you didn't want the
table and he just said that, I'd be like, you
need to get a hobby. Yeah, like why are you
bothering someone? They're not even affecting you? Yea cares.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Yeah, But I think there's a lot of people who
would be in Ope's situation and not say anything because
they're like, well, it's annoying for and frankly like OP
doesn't work there, Like I can see that argument, But
I am not that girl. I'm like a speak up.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Yeah, I mean, I'm trying to think. So if in
my situation, somebody came up to me, right, I'm at
this Santa Monica breakfast spot and somebody else is waiting
just said hey, you know a lot of people are
waiting and try to rush me.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
I would be like I'm gonna take a longer.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
I'm going I'm not gonna leave. Yeah, Like how dare you?

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Because then it's like, oh, because you're self interested and
I was a pain customer. The fact that they're not
a paint customer kind of like you got no skin
in that day thing, you got nothing. Yeah, So it's
very hard for me to ding on that note.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
That said, given that I don't like Ope's personality literally.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
And the way they wrote it, saying the way they
said that this person thinks that Victor is a virtue.
You got all that from them asking crazy, why are
you coming up to me? That's crazy, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
They didn't. And then I feel like they're such a
fucking so full of themselves that they're gonna just sit
there at that fucking table doing their work, which they
seem to think is so important with their fucking coffee. Oh,
the drinks are so expensive, Okay, but it's not the
most expensive thing on the menu, and you're gonna sit
there and take up a whole table. And I know
they take up the whole table because it didn't even

(32:30):
occurred to them to just be like, hey, could I
just like sit here at the table with you. Yeah,
and for that they are an asshole. The question then,
is are you an asshole for sitting at a table
and having to be told to go when you didn't
even pay and people are waiting. I kind of feel
like you are. I kind of feel like you are.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Kind of sucks.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
You didn't pay anything, You're just taking up a business's
table and people are standing there. Yeah, you shouldn't have
to be told.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
Yeah, you're putting people in knock position to have to
tell you.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
Yeah. I just want op to know. It's so hard
to support them when their personality is this.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Top comment How long do you occupy only one of
the eight to outdoor tables when you do your work
after having bought a single beverage no food, especially when
ordering lines is long and it's a busy cafe in
a crowded pedestrian area.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Sounds like you suck too.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Only one seat at a table? Otherwise? Mind if I
share a table? Could have been all took to make
everything good for everyone. Yeah, I mean you're allowed to
kick someone out. He's a fuck, he's just a random.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Also, probably like a relatively small table. Yeah, how much
space is there for all of our stuff.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
I don't want to share a table. The guy won't
even support my coffee shop with its overpriced drinks. ATA
for asking some much a relinquish an outdoor cafe table
for a paying customer. I think I'm at everyone sucks here.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Okay, yeah, I'll go there.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
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Speaker 2 (34:08):
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Speaker 2 (34:16):
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Speaker 1 (34:19):
This is so thirsty epathect No, but really, I will
give you one month free on Patreon so you can
give it a sample and it could be fun. I
think so A TA for telling my friend he shouldn't
have used AI to write a memorial. I played for
a volunteer sports team in my local area, and I've
made friendships with many of the other people at the club.

(34:40):
One person who I have now become friends with manages
the club social media, posting about matches, events, et cetera.
Partly because he wants to go into social media as
a career and wants to put this on his resume. Recently,
someone close to our club past themorial post that followed
was a solist and nothing burger of a wall of
texts that waits all the red flags for a I

(35:01):
messaged him and told him he probably shouldn't have used AI,
and I then told him ways to make chat GBT
sound more human. Honestly, I was rude, but to me,
a bit of rudeness for me is worse at getting
him rejected from a job because of the constant use
of AI. He then played the I didn't use AI
card for a bit and went on to say I
was being disrespectful because it was a memorial post. Yeah,

(35:24):
I get why he sees me as an asshole. Like
I was rude and I could have just went out
on my day after seeing the post. But Ai t
A AI is now my AI AI AI Ai Ai
t A I t A for being a large language model. Yeah,

(35:50):
I really I use AI. It's my best friend, it's
my wife, it's my lover.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Aren't you afraid that's gonna come back to bite you?
What are you what you're pressing a button.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
I was pressing the capslock button because it turns a
green light on and off, and that's how I communicate
with my girl chat GPT. No, I really only use
AI for things that are mind numbingly like really, whatever
I use it for, we don't need to get into it.
But I customize what it writes because it has a way.
It has a way about it. What do you mean,

(36:23):
just the way it words things and the way it's
like it. No, it's bad, okay, And I think I
guess this is what I would say to the AI people,
which most of our listeners are women, and I find
women don't like AI. I'm not running into a lot
of women who are into AI.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Yeah, it's kind of like crypto.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
It's kind of like crypto, just like hopefully.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
That'll pass and we won't have to get on board.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Oh I don't think it's going to pass quite like crypto.
But but yeah, I think I think a lot of
the AI people I want to say like, ooh, we
know that it's AI. Yeah we know. Oh yeah, it's
giving AI.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
My dad's on me. This video the other day on Instagram,
the video of this guy he's getting ready to scuba dive.
And then he takes out this what looks kind of
like an astronaut's helmet, like a big bubble and puts
his dog in it and then closes it. Yeah, and
then the dog in the bubble and the scuba diving

(37:21):
man go into the water together and they are going
to scuba dive together. Dog is just in the bubble,
no scuba gear. I don't know about the pressure on
dog's ear drums, and dog is just like walking in
the bubble. And now shark is approaching and just and
just vibing with dog. And now octopus is approaching and

(37:42):
vibing with dog. And now dog's pods are kind of
disappearing into the bottom of its puddle and then of
its bubble, and then it's trying to bark at some point.
And then even though it's in a bubble, sometimes the
dog's mouth starts to move in a way that looks
like it's in water. All of this to say the
video is AI, and I was too late. Apparently my

(38:05):
stepbrother had already told my dad that it was AI,
and my dad sent it to us, thinking like, how
cool is this This guy's scuba diving with his dog
and I'm like, it was so all of us is wrong, right, Like,
what are you talking about scuba diving with the dog.
The dog hasn't trained its lung capacity to be able
to scubadize.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Also, that's a lot of animals to encounter are just
so crazy.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
And the way like the octopus approached the dog like,
oh my god, I know exactly what a dog is.
Let me play with this little thing. It was like
it was like your work friend meets your infant, Like
that was the vibe of the octopus coming to me.
It was like, oh, yeah, we're going to have a
human interaction.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
And he thought it was real, and I thought it
was real.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
He couldn't believe that it wasn't. I'm like, even the
AI is forgetting that the dog is in the bubble
and it's starting to make it look like the dogs
swimming in water. That's why its mouth is moving like that.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
Yeah, and it's pause are just disappear and marking.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
What was the relevance of this Just that AI fools people.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
Fools people. Yeah, I don't know. I thought it was worthwhile.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
I liked I liked it. I just want to make
sure I got understood it was a.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Yeah, fools people, And no, it was more that you know,
it's it's.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Well, it does well, it's both it does full of
some people. Yeah, so let's delve into that. There's certain
phrases CHAGBT likes a lot. Huh, that's one of them.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Really.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Yeah, And but like bottom line is, you know we
this is early in the AI ship. Somebody sent me
a letter written clearly by AI. Another thing AI.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Was the context of the letter.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
I forgot.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
But what do you mean you forgot?

Speaker 1 (39:46):
I don't know what letter I can't remember.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Was it like a I don't know, No, you know,
I don't. I don't They wrote you a letter that
was a I wasn't like Danny, I want to talk
about this situation that happened between us, and I was
hurt and you read it.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
No, it's from the podcast. But I don't know if
they sense the situation or it was a praise.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
That you just felt like it was.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
But I remember their reasoning was they don't speak English. Well, okay,
And so then I came out as xenophobic and racist
and I lost. It was a scandal.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
You came out as those things.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
No, I mean I came out it came I was painted, Yes,
came across, thank you. But anyway, look, I think I
don't care about AI in terms of I don't want
to hear what AI has to say, and only for
the most impersonal of context. When I use AI, I
would surely never correspond with anyone I like using AI text,

(40:39):
and even someone I don't like and I'm trying to harm,
like some whatever corporation hands, I would reread it because
I don't trust the AI. They also they I will
just say bullshit.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
I mean, that's the scary thing.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Why do you just straight live?

Speaker 2 (40:53):
I mean, did nobody see that episode of The Sweet
Life Zach and Cody? Well they should have. That's why
I learned not to do uh what's it called, huh
not perjury?

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Perjury not not pury.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Projection when you steal someone else's pagarizing.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
So yeah, I think, Look, I think.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
You got to reread, is what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Sure, you got to reread, and you can use it
as a tool, but it's not It has there's an
AI nis, a sort of ineffable AIS. And I'm not
saying you're not going to fool some people. You are
going to fool some people. You can also plagiarize and
full some people, but eventually, eventually and most likely to
a future employer, this is just an utterly boneheaded move.

(41:45):
And then on top of that, go.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Ahead, no, on top of that, what on top of that.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
It was a memorial like somebody died, Like, I think
this is not the time.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
So I was confused about the future jobs because like
where what But you're future employer is looking at the
memorial that you wrote.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Well, like whatever they go to the post, I guess
is the idea.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Okay, this person isn't like looking for another job right now.
Uh So I think that's kind of like a random
thing to say, like, oh, you're bringing it up because
you're worried about them when they look for a future job.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Like, oh, I kind of saw it as like they've
been using AI for some of the other posts doing it.
I'm on a figure if they did. Yeah, you know,
people never do anything one kind of.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
Iconic to do it for a memorial, iconic to do
for eulogy. Right, Actually, I'm going to do that later.
I'm going to ask chat GBT to write a eulogy
for me. Why, just to see like what that would
even Oh, well you're not actually do to No, got
it for a bit. No, And I'm also good at

(42:54):
writing eulogy.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Yeah. I mean I think there are studies now that
that are saying that you know, when you use you
basically retain none of the information. Obviously, is just giving
you the answer. Yeah, you know, like it's important to
go through these things. It's important to write a memorial
and think about that personalizing person.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
Yeah. So that was my next question because they said
it was like in there. Now I'm confusing it with
your social club. It's in their club or whatever.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
It was some kind of sports team.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Yeah, so they know the person person. Yes, Okay, well
it wasn't sure if it was like a we all
belonged to.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
This someone close to the club passed away.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
But did this person have a personal relationship.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Yes, probably, even if they didn't.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
When I was growing up, I went to this synagogue
and anytime someone in the community died, we would get
a call. That was my friend's dad's automated voice, and
it was a congregation kahila Jeshurine regrets to inform you
of the passing of someone someone father, of someone, someone grandfather.

(44:01):
And it was very just like these are the details.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
I don't know if I love that.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
I mean, honestly, it was funny, like fine, now we
all know, we all know, congregation can heal. Yeah, I mean,
but I think sometimes you gotta just like one size
fits all it when you have a big congregation, a
big club of people, you gotta let people know someone died.
There's only so many efficient ways to do that.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
So you think that's an appropriate use of technology.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
I don't think it's great, but i'm I'm.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
I guess that was in the time. There was a
time when you would call the movie theater to find
out when the movies were playing. Yeah, it was that era.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
Oh when those things would No. I mean with Jews,
when someone dies, we got to get on it like immediately,
like they got to get buried within twenty four hours.
That what Yeah, that body can't be by itself for
a second, Like there has to be an approved Jew
watching the body.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
And approved you. That's right. There's a little club.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
What are they called, the men who who watch the
dead bodies? I forgot what they're called. But you get
like approved to be one of those dead body watching men.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
My dad is one, and then and then the body
has to be underground in twenty four hours.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Yeah, you got to bury a sap, so you have
to have a funeral. Yeah, the whole thing has to
come together really quick.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
So anyway, what about if you have people far away
and they can't make it. What do you do? Sorry, no,
wonder Jews are so anxious totally, which we're like, we're
literally less than twenty four hours at any given second.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
When I tell you there was like a tragic death
in our community at one point that happened abroad, and
I was like, well, surely they're gonna like loosen the
reins on this one. Nope, flew out confirmed the person
brought them back twenty four hours. Huge funeral, huge, huge funeral.

(45:57):
Like this was wow. So anyway, things are happening quickly.
So we're calling telling everyone because this is the shivin
and this is the funeral.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
I was going to say that feels like similarly impersonal
use of technology, but.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
No, but then we have the funeral and we do
eulogize them.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Yes, that feels like effective use of technology, given that
it's just to inform people. It's just to inform people.
I think that's a key difference.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
What is this a newsletter.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Well, it's it's the fact that it was a memorial,
a human and personal thing. Yeah, and that's something you
need to bring your personality too. We want you there,
We want you, not the fucking bot.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Yeah, and I wonder what it said.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Beloved grandpods said what it said was inoffensive?

Speaker 2 (46:47):
Well no, but if it was so clearly AI, I
want to know what it says.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
What it said was generic, just like all AI it techs.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
Well, sometimes people write generic memorials.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
The thing is, I want to know that your beloved
grandfather your generic.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
So, but how do you know that this guy's.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
Because AI has certain tells, like it loves to use
M dashes. With an M dash, it's like a long hyphen. Oh.
AI just has a way of writing, which is AI E.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Well, then you should go over it after you use AI.
But I'm not going to knock him from you. I
think he's trying to work smarter or not harder.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
This guy's job wasn't.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Oh, it wasn't. I misunderstood this entire situation.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Every time. This guy's job, it's not his job. It's
something he does for his resume. What are you something.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
He does for his resume is watching memorials. I don't know, Danny.
I thought I was here the whole Tilly.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
He right, he runs the Instagram page, okay, so that
he could build as a resume credit.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
And the Instagram pages for the club as a whole.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
It's for the club as a whole. And someone close
to the club died. He used AI to write the
fucking memorial.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
And you, Danny, are saying that he uses AI to
write the other things too.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
Apparently. I think that's likely. It feels to me this
felt like, Oh he had been wanting to tell him, like, hey,
like it is his job.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
He does the social media for this, it's his role. Sure,
what I'm saying, he's trying to kind of.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Writing a memorial. He knew the persons, not his mom.
It's not his mom, but he knew the person. And yes,
I think there's.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
Something he could have been more tactful. Use AI and
then go through it.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
With the don't use AI to do this, That's what
I'm trying to say. I think you're harming yourself.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
What you do in the privacy of your own home
is your business, it's your right.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
I don't think it makes you an asshole. To use AI,
it's not great. But to use AI to write a memorial,
I think you're self harming. I think it's a it's sick.
It's sick. I'm serious.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
I mean it's not nice.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
You're also calling it work. I understand it's I would
say it's a work contact, but it's a memorial.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
But I'm saying, is this person's I thought they were
like writing newsletters for people, and now they have to
include this thing about someone.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Well, yeah, effectively that's work.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Social media management is work.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
I know. But but you're calling it work. I understand
it is.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
It's work, just like it was this.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Guy having a motherfucking Jewish funeral in under twenty four hours.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
It's like it was this guy's job to say congregation heel, No,
it wasn't the same.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
I gave the Jews that one, and I was okay
with that. I'm not okay with this because for the
same reason I wouldn't be okay. This is a digital eulogy. Yeah,
it's not a notification and an informational thing. It was
a memorial.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
What could it have said?

Speaker 1 (49:42):
It purported to be a heartfelt thing written by a
person about another person. That's what a memorial is and
they they lied. They lied effectively because nobody wants to
read it written by AI. And it's not appropriate because
the AI didn't know the person. You know what, It's
the same thing if I said, hey, why does somebody

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else write this? It's a lot like plagiarism. If I
paid someone to write a memorial. Imagine you died and
I paid someone to write your memorial. That's horrible, And
I am saying that it's sick. It's sick, and it's
bad for yourself because that's part of grief.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
Yeah, but we don't know this person's relationship, but they
know them. For all we know, they knew of them.
They were part of this club, like there are a
lot of details.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Yes, but they could have talked to others. There were
other ways they could have done this that would have
connected them more to the meaning of this death besides
go on fucking AI slop.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Yeah, no it's not and shit.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
It out and it's not appropriate.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
It's not appropriate. Yeah, you with me, I'm with you.
I'll go with you.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
AI t a for telling my friend that he shouldn't
have used AI to write his memorimorial. I honestly think
of this was an appropriate way to step in. I
think it's shitty. I mean, the only thing I could
dig him for is saying like, here's some ways you
can make Chad GBG sound more human. But that just
sounds like op doesn't have his head straight on what

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the issue is here.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Yeah, whoa, I've never made that sound new sound.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
I am gonna say.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
That was a laugh and me saying yes, nta and
he is, Okay, a person died.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Please don't use a technology product for a sincere and
heartfelt utterance. Okay, I think that's fair.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
What about just to organize your thoughts. What if you say, hey, AI,
can you please outline a eulogy for me? And then
AI said sure, tell me some things about I.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Would say, avoid it. And I think the research backs
me up on that that when you do that, you
do stuff like that, you actually retain more information if
you googled how to write eulogy and then looked at
a template of how someone else does it, because it's
kind of doing the thinking for you.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Yeah, you know, you've given me a lot to think
about it.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
I mean, it'd be kind of like if like I'm
gonna like part of it is part of how you
do it is how you do it. That's the beauty
of it.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
It's how you do what you do, It's who you
are exactly.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Like it'd be kind of like if you called me
and you're like, hey, like I'm stuck on writing this eulogy,
I'd be like, this is kind of weird, Like don't
you know the person? Yeah? Yeah, exactly, it's about them. Yeah,
and if if they didn't know them, then you should
talk to the other people.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
So asshole guys, Please reviewbscribe, join my Patreon. You get
it much love flirt with me or don't want to.
I gotta stop. That's disgusting. I gotta stop. No, but
do AI ta for showering my girlfriend's dog without any
clothes on. We're gonna wrap up on a light note.
My gf and I have been together for a year

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and a half and living together for six months. She
owns a dog prior to our ship. At this point,
I built a relationship with the dog and have taken
care of it as if it was my own. It
also lives with us. I came home from work decide
I want to take the dog a shower to alleviate
some burden of having her do it. In past experiences
of taking the dog to shower, the dog would get
really comfortable and would like to move around, shake water

(53:07):
everywhere off its fur, and make a mess. To make
things better, I decided it would just be best to get
in the shower with the dog to restrain it from
moving and making a mess and really make the effort
to deep clean it it. Being that I didn't want
to get my clothes wet, I decided to get in
without any I'd never done it before. While showering the dog,
my girlfriend comes in to check in, only to be

(53:28):
fully distraught and furious that I was showering with the
dog without any clothes on. She began to yell and
scream You're disgusting and what are you doing with my dog.
I was taken aback because I was really only trying
to take take it to shower. I reasoned with her
that she's overacting was She just grew more furious and
began to record me, oh, as evidence that I was

(53:51):
doing something harmful. From there, things progress worse than She
threw a tantrum, throwing things in anger and accusing me
of horrible things. Oh my god, I truly felt I
wasn't doing anything wrong and I was just trying to
shower the dog. But now I'm doubtful if I made mistake.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
I hate I was just trying to shower the dog.
That hurts crazy WHOA, okay so much? I mean, go ahead, visually,
there's something disturbing.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
About I don't like it. And I'm even gonna go
as far as to say it looks worse with a
man because you're junk is hanging out, it's closer to
the dog.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Yeah, that's fair. I mean you could just don't need
to go into details, but yes.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
I wonder what she walked into specifically, Yeah, if he
was like, yeah, crowdcha because yeah, like was he letting
the dog like sniff his junk or something?

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Yeah, or if he's behind the dog, Yeah, it could
get dicey.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
Yeah, let's give other examples.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
What I mean, honestly, the whole positioning of the situation
it's weird.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
I will, yeah, just get your clothes wet. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Oh no, I'm not with you. I mean, honestly, I
think this is a thing where the optics of the
situation just aren't good.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
It's a little cringe O.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
It's kind of same as being naked on a horse. Now,
is it inherently wrong to be Yes, that's wrong.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
You're rubbing your crack on the wars Stannie. What are
you talking about?

Speaker 1 (55:26):
First of all, that's horse.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
You're gonna leave a snail trail on its spine?

Speaker 1 (55:32):
How dirt are you showering?

Speaker 2 (55:34):
I'm showering.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
I don't leave any kind of a snail trail.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
Well you don't have a vagina.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
Well that's your business, it's not inherently Also, there's such
a thing as a saddle, you freak.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
Oh but you said you were just sitting on the horse.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
I didn't say barebacking, which, by the way, is the
origin of the term fun fact.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
Yeah, what else would be the origin of I don't know.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
I don't know what people think.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
Well, I guess you could sit on a saddle with
your crotch.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
There's nothing wrong to be naked with an animal.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
No, that's not true.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
Really, it's not wrong to be naked around an.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
Animal around, but you're mounting a horse, let's not.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
Use the word mounting, beuting on the horse's back, and
you're riding the horse naked that's not against it.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
I'm against it.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
That's not immoral.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
I'm going to say that's immoral.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
That's your opinion. It's okay if you it's weird. I
don't think the horse cares. I think the horse is
primarily like this. Again, I don't know how horses feel
about being ridden. I suspect it's a lot of work
for that.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
It sucks.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Yeah, so it's not wrong, Molly.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
This boyfriend's sounds either so stupid or like there's something
major that we're missing here, like he has a history
of beast reality like the girlfriends.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
The girlfriend's reaction is so it doesn't match the situation.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Well, no, I think the option starts throwing stuff. She
walked in on it, I would laugh.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
Well, that's what I'm saying, What did she walk in on?

Speaker 1 (57:09):
That's what we're trying. That's what I'm saying. We gotta
go worst case scenario.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
Worst case scenario, he's penetrating the dog. No, Molly, you
said worst case scenarios.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
A different scenario, case different, tell me worst case. The
worst case scenario is he's like erect for some reason.
That can happen. Sometimes you get a random one that's possible,
you know, and he's in a position where it looks
like a position that looks like he's about to I

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am willing to say, so it's exactly what I said.
That's not exactly what you said. But the thing is,
I do think that the optics of this are very bad.
So when I said it, it is technically not a
moral to be naked around an animal. I still don't

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recommend inviting your friends over and letting them catch that site.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
Yeah, how about this, if your dog groomer groomed your
dog naked, I would sue that's crazy for what for
making my dog uncomfortable?

Speaker 1 (58:23):
That's not putting.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
Them in a position where they would need to be
at eye level with your jungle.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
That's not team girlfriend. I don't think you have a case.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
I like that she threw.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
I don't know that you could prove emotional duress for
a fucking chihuahua.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
How is a boyfriend stupid?

Speaker 1 (58:40):
Do you think I think the boyfriend was being stupid?

Speaker 2 (58:43):
He didn't think like he's just a dumb guy. Though.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
No, I don't think he's just a dumb guy. Okay,
I just think he made a stupid, stupid he lacked foresight.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
You have a lot of things not foresighted. He lacked
being able to fucking read the but his finger on
the pulse. Is this a normal thing to do?

Speaker 1 (59:04):
Well, Molly. A lot of the comments say it is normal.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
Some people when they bathe their dogs they put on
a bathing suit.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
Well some people do it naked too.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
And honestly, that's your prerogative when it's your dog, and
it's why she was so upset.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
Top comment went NTA, I'm a woman who's had and
showered three dogs. Getting in there with them naked is
the most efficient, especially for the after shower shakedown. Then
just shower yourself after to get rid of the hair
sticking to you. Yeah, your girlfriend is weird.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
Your girlfriend is freaking out. But that makes me think
girlfriend knows something we don't. Either she saw something or
boyfriend has a history.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
You know, she saw she came home and saw her
boyfriend naked with her dog. It's weird, which your mind
is going to go there, Yeah, that's just how that works.
Weird this This person responded, I also cleaned my shower naked.
Now I do that?

Speaker 2 (59:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Yeah, right, is that normal? But that's not an animal
that's not. That's like, did you do you think that
I thought that was an animal?

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
My point is that I know, but I know that
I'm aware. My point is it is more efficient to
do it that way because.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
But it's not. You're giving really bad parallels today.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
That's not one point.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
There's another living being in the shower.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
I feel like, that's where do you want from.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
I don't think I reacted. I want your parallels to
actually be parallel. I don't think she would have reacted
like this if he was cleaning the shower nakes.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
It defends the premise. I'm not saying it's the same situation.
It defends the premise that it is efficient, tru or false.
Oh she hates your or false. It's just Oh, I
got a comment for you. RBR nine, twenty seven NTA.
The dog is naked too?

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Oho? The fuck is that guy?

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
The dog has its junk out.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
The dog's a dog.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
And the person's a person. And ordinarily people derive no
pleasure or things like that sexual ideation around animals. That
is a very very unusual fetish.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Sure, and your point.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Well, I think, look, even though it is weird, I
do feel like it is her dog, it's her dogs,
and you're naked with someone else's dog.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
You're junk is hanging.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
Out, and I feel like she saw it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
It's not great.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
And I kind of feel like even though her emotions
were outrageous and she threw stuff, that's crazy. The throwing
stuff does get into a point where.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
I'm here, was the throwing stuff valid and we're missing it?

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Nation? No, I don't think throwing stuff. I don't think
we can give her throwing stuff. That's too far. Okay,
then is she just wait? We forgot she recorded?

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
Oh, she recorded, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
That's crazy, and.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
That makes me think that maybe she's the one.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Now that changes it for me. She has the recording
is so far gone.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
He's naked recording a video of him. It's illegal. That's son,
and he's doing you a favor. He's trying to shower
your jaw. No, she sucks.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
She went too far with the recording.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
Sucks for that. She recorded for what to be like,
look at my boyfriend, he fucks my dog.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
That's too much like.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Who is up for? Who's up for?

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
You're gonna have a blackmail.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
Wires And that's not proof. I mean, you can't can't
put in prison for that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
It's not gonna hold up in a cord of law.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
But on the other hand, she tried to paint him,
but she's convinced that he was.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Is she so, then we're missing.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
And so the dog must have been lathered up. See
is he in a soap? Fucking new it's all soapy.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
I think we don't have enough information.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
A TA for showering my girlfriend's dog without any clothes
on op edited to say they've never done anything inappropriate
to this dog or any animal, this dog specifically, and
they said that they weren't aroused.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
Oh poor guy.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
I think I will say this just as a get
permission if you're going to do this.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
He sounds so simple. He sounds like a simpleton me.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
Because if somebody walks in on you showering with the dog,
their head's gonna go there.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
It's weird.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
It's weird, it's very Maybe it's not even weird so much.
It is as an extremely unexpected visual.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
It is so crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
I maintain it's not a moral. I maintained it's not
a moral to I can say it's no, that's what
we do.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
I actually say it's immoral to be in an enclosed
space with an animal that can't tell you if they're
uncomfortable with your junking.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
And that's absurd. Why would it be uncomfortable with an
animal it has no concept of nudity.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
Maybe you're junk is disgusting, and actually it does because
dogs exist in our society and they see us in clothes.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
Hard counter, hard counter? What did dogs do when they
meet other dogs? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
I thought you were saying that what I said was
a hard counter. But those are other dogs. I'm saying.
Dogs perceive us as humans, and they say, well, normally
humans are wearing clothes, So why the hell does this
guy's junk in my face?

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
Well, you're you're adding in their face.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
I mean it's that eye your standing and your dog
is standing.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
You're extremely biased. Your massive dogs okay, nowhere near the
eyes of the dogs that we had, which were little
dog ooes like muggles, like little pugs and ships.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
Depends how long you're a junkets.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
I mean, it's not it's I'm no tripod boy shower
my girlfriend's dog without any clothes. I honestly, I do
feel like he's dumb.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
He's dumb.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
She could have seen it. Coming, and I do think
you should ask for permission, But I think recording him
just crosses into a line of like.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
No, that's illegal. Well it's evil.

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
It's it's evil and it is illegal.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
I don't know if it's it's illegal to film someone
naked without their permission and to blackmail them. She'm a
ransom note?

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
Is he illegal? Is it illegal to in your own home?
Are they at her house?

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
I think it's illegal to film someone needs.

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
I don't know if it's illegal to film someone naked
at your own.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
Let's ask chat.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
We're not going to ask, AI will google it. Is
it illegal to film someone in your own house naked?

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
Not film someone in your own house dance?

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
Not?

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
Bathrooms? I think bathrooms are.

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
Pretty You can't film in a bathroom?

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
Yes, in common areas such as and they were in
the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
Wait, so it is illegal.

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
I think it would be illegal in California in particular.

Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
You can't be filming.

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
You can't naked film bathrooms.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
Yeah, you know, it was so crazy. I was in
a store the other day and I was in the
dressing room trying stuff on, and there was a sign
that said smile you're on camera. And then it said
this entire store is monitored by security cameras, and I
assume they were put that there just to scare you.
But I did have a moment of like, are they
filming me in this dressing room.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
They can't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
But they did tell me smile, you're on camera.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
Well, they were saying, don't steal shit. I'll get you
when you leave.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
But I had a moment that I was like, I'm
on camera.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
Yeah, it's creepy.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
It was weird. I didn't like it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
And you were just trying to shower your cat.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
I was trying to shower my cat in the store behavior.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
Yeah, I don't really like this snail trail thing you
put in my head.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
I's nasty, right.

Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
Yeah, why are you relating? I once had very different things.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
I don't actually know what it is, necessarily, but I
once had someone say it, and I think it's such
a funny combination of words. It's because like it's nails.

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
Yeah, well snails are disgusting.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
Yeah, vaginas aren't disgusting.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
Exactly, And like snails are like oozy and nasty.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
Well, something's oozing. That's the.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
That's making it worse. Auntie, my girlfriend saw that any
clothes on. I'm sorry, I'm not Auntie and she is. Yeah,
the recording just got it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
Yeah. He's also just such a simple guy and he
was trying to bathe the dog.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
The size of the dog does matter, totally true or false.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
True, true, true, I'll give you that true.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
And if the dog is hotter not okay, it's on
the show. Guys, thanks for listening to much love to
you next time. Bye bye, m

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
M.