Apricot Jams
Audio journals about life's curious realizations + the occasional Interview.
Episodes
Throughout Howie's 52 year career in advertising, from Madison Avenue to sunny California, he became known for creating iconic ads like Alka-Seltzer's "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" and for having the cahones to blow up the "old" Jack in the Box clown when they reformulated.
Check out his new book "I Can't Believe I Lived the Whole Thing: A Memoir from the Golden Age o...
Mary is a comedian, actress, and producer from Pasadena, California. She performs in the greater Los Angeles area and produces the comedy show "Armenian All-Stars" at Flappers in Burbank, California. •
Mary on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/maryb626 •
Featured Music:
Slightly Stoopid - Circle House Blues •
My Artwork and Stories:
https://www.instagram.com/apriccot.art • <...
00:00 Babies hate podcasts •
00:23 Reverse motivation •
01:16 Stupid is good •
02:34 Capital Pewnishment •
03:10 God •
04:06 Stupid brain •
04:44 Adaptation •
06:02 Surprise kill vanish •
06:46 Collective energy •
08:13 Insane obsession •
09:22 23 and maybe •
10:08 Mitch Hedberg • •
Featured Music:
Minnesota - Stardust Redux (Perkulat0r Remix) •
Alan Watts ...
00:00 Leveraging a curse •
00:47 Unibrow on a child •
02:10 Protect Goldilocks •
03:25 Soft goodbye •
03:51 Leaky face •
05:08 Mediocrity rules •
06:07 Down to earth •
06:59 Secret shortcut •
09:26 10 kids •
09:58 Delicate balance •
11:42 Straws pulled at random • • •
Featured Music:
Blue in Green - Rainy Streets •
Stochastic Resonance - Manic Focus (ft. Statik)...
00:00 So smart •
00:41 Gender assumption •
01:49 Nostalgia •
02:53 Loving themselves •
03:16 Circlejerk chamber •
04:02 Cow worship •
04:33 Genetic claustrophobia •
04:56 Son of a great man •
05:33 Fire worship •
05:58 Forgotten past •
06:30 Drawing vs streaming •
07:19 Hardest difficulty •
08:07 Spirals in the east •
08:54 Castle Hill • • •
Featured Music: ...
00:00 Sex robots •
01:02 Reverse Motivation •
01:53 Growing Apart •
02:54 Sketchy God •
03:40 Wild Flat Earthers •
04:24 Artistic Alchemy •
05:29 Self Reflection •
05:55 The Creative Well •
06:42 Emilio •
06:59 Plight of the Creator •
08:08 Audio Technica • • • •
Featured Music:
Ott - Hello My Name Is •
Marbert Rocel - Eleanor Birdbath •
Telefon Tel Aviv - ...
00:00 Feral Children and Rome
05:30 Cougars
10:07 Out of Africa Northbound
17:21 Zoroastrianism
20:21 A Perfect Circle
23:01 Dyēus Phter
24:46 Consolidating the Gods
26:13 Amen
28:35 Indo-European Origin
29:27 Caucus
31:48 Dothraki
32:54 DNA
35:14 Indo-Urartu Armenians
45:41 Sex Robots?
50:51 Incels
56:54 Sunlight
59:25 Hunter Gatherer
01:04:02 Sto...
00:00 Purity •
00:43 Titty streamers •
01:31 Like dropping •
02:09 Embarassed •
02:31 Douchebag? •
03:00 The last word •
03:45 Kamikaze •
04:21 Slow start •
04:41 Two kinds of assholes •
05:35 Soul burn •
06:14 Cucumber •
06:45 Hate is easy •
07:47 How to medium •
08:25 Blessings and disasters •
09:15 Outro • •
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Emancipator - When I ...
00:00 Pool toys -
00:34 Overcooked -
00:53 Extra -
01:17 Impulsive -
01:40 Psychic dogs -
02:21 Jizz -
03:09 Black hole of pain -
04:07 Meertha -
04:27 Regular ass hat -
05:08 Groove juice -
06:02 El Doucherino -
06:49 Talk to the hand -
07:14 Outro - -
Featured Music:
Beegie Adair - San Antonio Rose,
The Floozies - Cheese,
Tariq Da Hustla - Sea We...
00:00 Addicting Remedy -
01:15 Rain In LA -
01:58 Musical Personality -
02:40 Succubus -
03:48 Translation Robots -
04:11 Armenian Itsy Bitsy -
04:28 Global Inspiration -
04:59 Fading Emotions -
06:20 Genetic Gift -
06:42 Pass the Puffer -
07:19 Thread of Emotion -
08:51 Anyone can Create -
09:39 Untune The Sky - -
Featured Music:
Electrocado - Baited,
00:00 Squash -
00:32 Feeling Old -
01:16 Science the Bullshit -
01:56 Order from Chaos -
03:08 Wisdom Collection -
03:57 Zero Research -
05:24 Anxious Creatives -
06:17 Fake Perfection -
11:06 Muji - -
Featured Music:
Tajima Hal - Grape Choice,
Odesza - How did I Get Here,
Ott - Daisies & Rubies,
Blazo - Distant Graphite,
Talos - Lowlight Jazz Feat. Nub...
Yanni is a professional League of Legends player who competes in North America and streams live on Twitch. Watch him assassinate unworthy plebs, live on twitch www.twitch.tv/llstylish
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Ott - Daisies & Rubies - -
Apricot Jams Artwork:
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Published: March 8, 2019 (2019-03-08) -
Recorded: March 5, 2019 (2019-03-05) -
Remastered - June 8...
00:00 Joy from pain -
00:39 Modest living -
01:15 Twinzies -
01:46 Hello? -
02:04 Reverse it -
02:54 War Planes -
03:32 Ned Stark -
03:58 Shit face -
04:28 Bipolar blackhole -
04:49 Everyone's creative -
05:25 Outro - -
Featured Music:
Charlie Hunter - Who Put You Behind The Wheel?,
The Widdler - Outlaws,
Blended Babies - North Korea (feat. Donnie Tru...
00:00 My spoon is too big -
00:48 Raining fire trucks -
01:13 Omg let's go scam -
01:44 Nose holes -
02:02 Lying for survival -
02:43 Bursts of emotion -
03:42 1080p dueces -
04:37 Knowledge evolution -
05:24 Evil ego? -
06:33 People in your life -
07:39 Sexual awkwardness -
08:44 Fake followers -
09:15 T-shirt graveyard -
09:36 Outro - -
Featured Musi...
00:00 Forgot the lube -
00:44 Play for survival -
01:31 Laughing at your own jokes -
02:01 Santa got shot -
02:27 Bullshit detectors -
03:15 Winter -
04:04 God zone -
04:40 Spectrum of meaning -
05:16 Conquered culture anxiety -
06:57 Ambiguously middle-eastern -
07:58 Letting it go -
08:55 Outro -
Featured Music:
Charlie Hunter - Who Put You Behind The Wheel?,
00:00 Cell memory -
00:59 Thicc apricots -
01:12 Cheat curse -
01:41 Supportive mother -
02:11 Mouth Hole -
02:38 Evil within -
04:47 Idea evolution -
05:17 Vinyl record technology -
06:10 O'Ryans -
06:45 For drizzle -
07:04 Parent face exposure -
07:30 Adults are still children -
07:57 Talking is singing(ish) -
08:40 Honesty Bomb -
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Topics:
Religion
Risky sex change operations
My Drawings:
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www.apricotjamspodcast.com
© 2018 Apricot Jams. All rights reserved.
00:00 The art of bullsh!t -
00:09 Being human is weird -
01:13 Magic -
02:02 Baby formula -
02:39 It's not stealing -
03:17 Be undeniable -
03:41 Regret -
04:30 The masters -
04:44 Creative sweet spot -
05:27 I Suck -
05:39 Paranoid -
06:20 Talk about it -
06:59 Intent guides your magic -
07:33 Privacy and pedophiles -
08:00 No free will -
08:21 Imagini...
00:00 Kerin -
00:19 Just Be Yourself -
01:09 BORRRING -
01:20 Boobs -
03:18 Roman Technology -
04:18 Relative Contrast -
04:41 Psychic Elephants -
07:00 Between Erectus and Sapien -
08:48 All I see is dix -
08:58 Peace -
Recorded on Nov. 30, 2018 (2018-11-30)
00:00 Nerd Power -
00:24 Ass Wipe -
00:37 Sausage Taco -
01:14 Embrace Chaos -
01:41 Music Emotion Vibes -
02:18 Super Dogs -
03:13 Helmet of Negativity -
03:55 Learning to Cook -
04:15 Expectations Suck -
05:21 Molded by Hard Times -
05:57 Dad Lyfe -
06:50 Unfollow? -
06:57 Next Level Chappelle -
07:44 Disease Evolved Racism -
09:16 Creative Joy --
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