December 10, 2024 • 43 mins
Pat and Dylan are back to break down the dangers of lionfish, finding rose, girl code, the importance of a good rump and more from Bravo's Below Deck Sailing Yacht.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now the wind picks up and they are moved downstairs
from outside to outside, and Glenn is telling a story
about a lionfish that fought back. Now, you, I and
pretty much everybody who's a fan of the show knows
that this is not a story about a lionfish. This
is a story about a woman. He needs to tell
(00:22):
these stories to burp his conscience otherwise his heart will explode.
That's right.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah, And the poison was she actually got her hand
on a weapon to start fighting back a million yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Be it a broken bottle or a fork or whatever
it was. But it wasn't a bar, but it was
a weapon, and it wasn't a fish. It was a victim.
(01:00):
Hell you, beautiful people, and welcome to another brand spanking
new episode of another below Deck podcast. My name is Dylan,
and my notes are on that table over there. Pat
Tell them how you're doing.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Oh, I'm doing great? Permission to come aboard, ah, Dyl,
I don't know. I watched the same episode as you.
I don't know what the hell you're gonna have to
talk about. This would be a very short recap, I know.
We always say that, and then it's an hour and
a half long. I think this time it's gonna be
less than a half hour.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Oh, I take it. You didn't like the episode.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
It's not that I didn't like it. It's just there's
not much substance here. I mean, if I can just
get into my thoughts.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Congratulations to everybody over at the substance for the Golden
Globe nominations. I mean, did I make fun of that
movie on this show?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I think you well, I think you said you weren't
a fan.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I wasn't a fan until I talked to Ruby and
then I understood something a little bit better about the film.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
It's don't you didn't understand that it was very deep? No, no, no, no,
I understood what they were going for there. It's you
just didn't get it. No, No, I got it.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I just think the movie, the third act, I think
it just throws the whole premise out the window.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Well, it's award season, it's movie season. We're talking about
all of it. Patreon, dot com, slash and on the
podcast network so like also another podcast network. This week,
Mary Cosby shut up late to a mitzvah and kind
of like stalked around the proceedings like a gollum for
(02:26):
a while, lots of stuff of just just a wonderful
season at patreon dot com, slash another podcast network. You
know you just triggered a story out of me, Dylan. Hey,
pat that is my favorite.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
So when I was walking home from a party at
like oh by the way, when I was fourteen.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah, four shots of espress on that so, oh daddy,
be careful. Okay, I'm gonna take these. You drink you
know what? When I ordered it, I said, this is
too much? Who needs four? Get in the comments on us? Stow,
is that a ridiculous amount of spress? Go ahead and
it maybe?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
So I'm fourteen, I left like a camp bonfire party
or something.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I'm walking home through the woods. How did you hit puberty? Yeah?
I think so. And I see this station wagon rocking
and rolling in the woods. Two people haven't said yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
So I walk up to it and it's really heated
in there. So I go, you know, I scrub a
little creepy yeah, And I just sit there and I
just kind of observe these two people out of and
the girl goes, hey, there's a kid watching us.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah yeah, And so I got scared. I ran.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
The guy got in the car in the front seat
naked and chased me down.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Like I was. He started, He started the car and
backed out one hundred miles an hour. I ran into
the woods. Oh my gosh. It's like, gosh, yeah, it's
very very it's very difficult to chase people in the
woods in a vehicle. But you know, when you're all
hopped up on nut, it's you're not thinking clearly, you know.
(03:56):
I mean he wanted to kill me. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I got away. That's why you have to be uh,
you have to be in a safe location when you're
cracking off because it's an extremely vulnerable state. You can't
imagine home invasion during that time of intimacy or something
like that.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I mean, well, you're out in the woods in a
station wagon. I mean, it's a fair game for past.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Wi dude, Well, it's not a fair game for pastor virus.
It's very creepy if you see a car rocking and
roll it right, But it reminds me of that horrifying
scene in Zodiac. You remember that scene in Zodiac beginning
of the movie, those twosters are kissing. Oh so creepy.
What a bad guy, that guy. I never got him.
(04:39):
I know, what do you call that cipher? I don't know.
All right, So you did not like the episode? How
do you say I didn't like it? I'm just saying
I can't. I can't imagine what you could have thought
if there's nothing to talk about.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Well, I think the show now is starting to suffer
from some castman that are not doing their job. Davidil
is a perfectly lovely, weird looking character, but he's absolutely
useless on the show the whole. See, Colin was good looking,
like to party friends with Gary, I'd like to gossip
(05:14):
and gossip, that's right. He was a gossipy bitch. Yeah,
and that's because you haven't responded back to me.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Colin.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I know you're doing a show in town here with
Marcos or a party or something. Anyway, you should probably
promote that on our podcast. I heard that there's lots
of tickets left.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Anyway, Can you not voice your frustrations with DM ghosting
on this platform? M please? Can I ask you to
do that? Yes?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
So anyway, but Colin offered a certain interesting aspect on
the show, and I think casting thought, oh, we'll just
put Davidil there, some guy who fixes things on the
boat and occasionally kind of chimes in, like a friendly
neighbor on an eighty sitcom, but he does not fill
that void, so he's kind of a useless character. Keith
the Priest, whatever's going on with that guy? Also also
(06:02):
a snore fest and barely on the show. Yeah, it's
not that I want a bunch of sex addicts on here,
because that archetype is pretty tired and boring.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
You do want that, though, I could just use someone
more interesting. Well, I mean, look at the Real World
Loss for Gus. You know, it was a great season
because everybody was a sex addict. You know, is that
Chanelle season or whatever the hell she Trishall? Oh, she's
so annoying.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
You know, she was on like three reality shows right
around that period, and I think she was on Surreal Life.
So these were my party days in Hollywood? Oh my god?
Was she at every bar in every club? And boy
would she let you know that she was there?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, yeah, how just always the loudest person in the room. Yeah, sparklers. Yeah,
walked around with sparklers everywhere. Fun update on guests. You know,
I don't know why you reach out to these sea routes, right,
you know, And what could come from the correspondence? Right?
But are we at war with Bravo? We're still at
war with Bravo.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Okay, I'm they have a surprise for the Barnacles next week.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
We'll see if I can put it together. Okay, keep
it a secret for now, under wraps.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Because Bravo listens and they send out memos like don't
respond to another belowdeck podcast.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Okay. How many pots do you give the episode? Zero?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Okay, so you did not like it, Dylan, when the
main storyline is those two girls in heat fighting over chase,
there's trouble in River City.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I mean, look at these things. It's better than three
hot people in heat. That's lovely. It's because it's absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
They live on that wonder Woman Island with all those
Lesbos and it's the first time they're seeing a meat popsicle.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
They're not Lesbos, they're Amazonian warriors. Okay, there's no men
on the island. Yeah, it was pretty. Uh, it's a
pretty homo erotic comic that that origin. Yeah, well, I like,
did I give it four pots? Let's get into the episode, huh. Okay,
(08:07):
So we start off with I think the point of
contention with you chases kind of hot thick ass. These
women are just drooling over this man.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
My wife is disgusted by men that have juicy asses.
That's one of the things she said that was really
hot about me is I have no ass. She doesn't
think men should have asses.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
I disagree. I think I think men should have asses.
Your power comes from your ass. Your glutes are really
everything in survival and combat. And while it is a rump,
a nice round celestial lump is a good thing to
(08:55):
grab a hold too and look at. It's really much
more practical than meets the eyes.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Ah. So you're taking this from an evolutionary standpoint. Like
a woman looks at a male and tall, big arms.
She sees this as I could mate with this person,
because what you protect me.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
And my family. What I'm saying to you, pat is
when she's doing that ocular pat down, it's not about
the arms. You know, the arms are eye candy and
then yeah, they mean something, But what's really registering in
the subconscious mind is that rump. That's what they're looking at. Okay,
And she is a little bit different, you know, she's
been softened by modern society. But I think subconsciously deep
(09:33):
down there, she's still longing for a rump, So I
think you should start doing some squats. I mean she
was she was big into Jonah Hill, right, she likes
fat guys. Yeah, they've got big, juicy rumps, you know,
but more like Artie Lang was really cute. Well don't
she go marry him and fucking be addicted to heroin? Yeah,
(09:54):
just have hypodermic needles and half eaten chicken fries laying
around all over the place. And you believe he outlives
Norm McDonald crazy. I don't know how he's still alive.
I don't even know what he's doing.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
He pops up every three years and starts a podcast
and everyone gets excited and he does six episodes and
then it disappears again.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Carney Lang is so funny, right, but also so angry
and addicted to drugs. But you know, he's one of
the only human beings to have his nose caving from ghosts.
That was really disgusted. Okay, all right, back to the show.
Gary and Chase have to work together. And we'll remember
from last season that Gary and Chase don't work together. Well,
(10:34):
Gary doesn't like Chase. Why because he's good looking. Yeah,
because have you seen Chase get sweaty? You know, I
mean it's like the beginning of a porno.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Now, Gary will tell you it's because he talks back
a little bit.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Well, Chase does have Chase is a little extra and
he does have a higher register that he can tap
into voice wise. But at the end of the day,
it really just comes down to that that rum, you
know what I mean? All Right, so it is time.
Feels like we haven't had one in a while. It's
time for upper friend shape meg right, got a couple
(11:11):
of cougs coming to board. Couple was that a question? Six? Okay,
all right, six cougs coming to board. I love moll Okay,
we're going to be doing a fiftieth birthday party and
(11:38):
we we're gonna go sailing. That was one of their requests. Okay,
I think we can do that. Uh and then I
love I love this class where well it'll be a
grenade in a second. But we're also going to be
doing a themed party where at what.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
What's that club that studio fifty four, Studio fifty play
coy like Captain Glenn.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Okay, no, no, no, I know Studio fifty four. My mother
has told me stories about Studio fifty four, and I
do think that Glenn was playing Koi.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
He was playing Koi, which is absurd. Dude, you had
a full afro.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
In the seventies. You were the seventies. I'm serious. Is
that cultural appropriation? Uh well, a lot of dudes had it.
My dad has a photo looking that.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I mean, But Glenn, you were walking around with those
high heeled shoes with the fucking goldfish in the shoes.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Were black guys the coolest in the seventies, I think.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
I think every the seventies are horrible. I have horrible
memories as a child living in the last couple.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Years of the seventies.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Yeah, seventies were awful. They really were. Really because I lived,
I was a child of the eighties. So you all
the furniture was bought in the seventies. So the fucking
floor is green, the walls are painted orange, the furniture
is all weird. My mother I had a bunch of
plants hanging with macromae from the wall. You had the
Oh god, it's so absent, and the fashion was terrible.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Disco started in the seventies, late seventies yes, and it
made its way into the first couple of years of
the eighties. The sixties were really where you wanted to be.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Well, if you talk to my mom, it was the
mid fifties. That was the best time to be in America.
That's where Grease took place where.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Post war mom wasn't a hippie. No, my mother was
not a hippie because who wanted to. I think I
think Bonnie's wrong. Bonnie loved the fifties. Bonnie loved the fifties.
He loved the fifties. Yeah, okay, let us know, get
in the comments. Let's say your favorite decade anyway.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Uh, Glenn looked like and I said this before, he
looked like, welcome back Carter.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
He was Gabe Kaplan. That's the teacher of the television show.
Hugh j Afro, now a white guy, was the teacher
white Yes, okay, And Welcome Back Carter was.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
The John Travolta main television show before he got Saturday
Night Fever.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Oh, I thought it was about black people. Nope, it's
interesting some students in high school. Okay, all right, not
sure where my wires got crossed up there, but we're
gonna do a smart cookies. These women they want midnight snacks.
You're gonna have to order those ahead of time, put
them on the preference sheet meeting. Otherwise, these sea routes
are gonna tell you to fuck off. They'll serve you
two courses at dinner and tell you to fuck right off.
(14:27):
We're gonna have a boat procession. I think that's when
a boat is tragically killed too soon, and then a
bunch of I don't know, we've never seen it before,
but anyways, provisions arrive and Chase is just a thick
slab of dick. The women are still just really really
hopped up, and Danny is paying attention. Chase has best
in show energy. When they're flirting a little bit, He's like,
(14:52):
you don't have to worry about me. It's the other
way around. I've got to worry about I've got a
I have a great time when I go out. He's
so awkward, but he's so hot.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Well, I think he's playing this perfectly, which is he's
putting the feelers out there that there is a possibility,
but then while hinting at all, there isn't playing a
little hard to get now this is right, He's playing
it exactly the right.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Good on you? What chapter and how to close? Ask
for less money than this.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Let's see, there's so many chapters that reflect on this topic.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
And how many chapters are there? Twelve twelve short book?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Yeah, I think it was the chapter called baiting. I
think that was the one that I think would because
you're luring girls in.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Sure, Yeah, do you have a do you start the
chapter with like a phishing metaphor? No? That one?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
I use the Bachelor because you can have a really ugly,
lame looking bachelor for the show, and because he creates
a little thing called competition.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
He is a desired unset. Yeah that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
well good for good for ugly bachelors. So mcloy's is
going to be doing molecular gastronomy. Oh hello, twenty eleven.
They want their food back. It's mango. Gary and Daisy
are doing well now, they're bunking together. She wants them
to stop being such a belligerent drunk, right. So she's
(16:16):
in a care taker position for him right now, and
it's very platonic. The thing that I noted about this is,
and we've had discussions about shoes inside, shoes off, when
you come to the house. Definite. No, No is shoes
on the bet. I mean, what kind of heathen? Yeah no, no, no,
no pops their dirty shoes on the bed and it's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yes, now, Dyl, it is worth mentioning. Maybe you did
touch on this, but I was flipping my page in
my notes.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Probably these two are on different pages.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Daisy is not attracted to him anymore, which is why
she can live with him and kind of keep an
eye on him because he's a drunk. And Gary sees
this as a practice run for when they buy a
house together and have the white picket fence and start
crapping out little baby sea rats.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Yeah, white picket fence babies, mortgage bunk bets, bliss. You know,
they really got to work on their syrups at this place.
You see how it just sits at the bottom. It's
Hill's referring to the coffee.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
It's too heavy, it's too viscous. I like it so
far as you'll notice. I'm taking it easy. I can
feel the caffeine course through my veins.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yeah, I think you know, since we've been at war
with Bravo and since we've been doing our morning recordings,
I'll never forgive them for this. By the way, I
think the leader of the clubhouse for Patty is probably Macha. Right, Yeah,
I did. I was. It was green, it was odd tasting,
but it is so far of all the offerings that
you've brought into this studio, my favorite your big Macha guy,
(17:45):
because it made you feel like you were back on.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Well, I'll say this, it's something that I'll just have
every once in a while, something special.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Pat had a Kratum face. There was a while where
when we were working at Corola there was a Creatum
sponsor and they were just dropping that was a palettes
of crato, a barrel of crating. I couldn't believe it.
And uh, the thing. The thing about kratum is you
can buy it at a headshop and if you take
(18:13):
forty of them, it'll make you feel like you're on
four Xanax's Yeah, yes, crazy. So the women arrive Espresso
Martinez for forty five plus five. Why we have such
a stigma on age in this country. I know, maybe
it's all over the world.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
I'm watching this show on Netflix called Later Daters. It's
all people in their fifties and sixties going on first dates.
You'd be shocked at how fun it is to watch. Yeah,
people are getting better looking in their fifties and sixties.
When I was a kid. Now I look back, I'm like,
oh my god, that guy was forty. He looks like
a fucking old grandpa.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
You know what I think it is? People stop smoking.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Smoking, watching their weight. All that filler and botox you
can buy now.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Yeah, it's true, but smoking really kills the skin. I
think it does. Yeah, ravages the epidermis. So now, just
a couple of sinyl or sinusy sounds for you guys.
We love to give you guys those sounds. Here is
where Deanna says to Danny, I'm horny and I need sex.
(19:27):
This is when as a girlfriend, I mean, come on,
del be a pro. Turn your phone on, do not disturb.
This is when, as a girl you've had sex. Okay,
you got with O. Beach had your O. You don't
(19:49):
need to step on Dianna's toes. You can let her
have sex with Chase and perhaps get sloppy seconds. I mean,
I don't want to be too accusatory or two you know, inflammatory,
but I mean sorry, I don't think that Danny is
above sloppy seconds. I don't know why you can't just
let Dianne no we're a bone, throw her a fucking bone.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Oh well, minutes later after we go sailing, when Danny
and Chase get on her phone and start flipping through
those picks. Yeah, I mean, Deanna was so dejected she
was begging for a flying bottle of pino to, you know,
kill Danny, take her out of her misery.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yeah. Yeah, well, let's talk about that for a moment.
Get to Danny, like, why you gotta be so rude?
You know, she plays the windough, she really does. She's
a ruthless competitor. But Danny needs to remember that this
isn't squid games. No, no, there are no lives on
the line, only orgasms. And that's not a guarantee, you
(20:48):
know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Orgasm games like Netflix will buy anything. I was at
a Christmas party this Saturday.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
I had to leave early.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Come to find out about fifteen minutes in, when everybody
is a complete asshole, I'm like, what the hell the
fuck do these people know each other? Like, Oh, they're
all upper management at Netflix. I'm like, ah, these are
the people deciding.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
They're all self important miserable people in Netflix.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
All forty five, white, angry, snobby, Yeah, dickish.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
It's because they work eighty hours a week for one
hundred and fifty grand a year. It's not bad money,
No it's not, but it's a lot of hours. I
don't think Netflix pay as well. Now, a lot of
these companies don't pay well. Yeah, you know, as we
were talking about at Disney, I was so shocked that
that guy had so much money because Disney's just Disney. Oh,
(21:42):
they just don't pay. Yeah, they're cheap. I've heard that cheap.
All right, Where were we? That is inside Hollywood with
Dylan and Pat who are outside Hollywood. Okay, so Chase
and Danny look through some photos. This was a little
odd to me. I think if it was any other
girl but Danny, they'd be a little weirded out by this.
(22:03):
Mm hmm. Jase kind of takes the rein of her
phone and reins and starts flipping through. That's a no no.
That is a big no no. That is a no no.
Don't do that.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
I have this guy I used to know. He kind
of worked for me occasionally. We were out at a
bar having lunch and he goes, hey, let me show
you something to my.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Phone, and I looked at it.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
He goes, whatever you do, don't slide over to the
dex photo. Well, now I have to do that, and
he wants you to, and he wanted me to, and
of course it was him accepting full atio from subgirl
staring up at me.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
What is going on with these people taking This was
twelve years ago by day, What's going on with these
people taking these pictures on their phones? I mean it's nuts.
How many people have naughty pictures on their phone? I
can't believe it. I have zero, me too. Zero. I
know we're squares and we're married happily, but like even
these people who were out and about, you know, flipping tabbies,
(23:00):
smashing holes and stuff, It's like, what are you gonna
have it on your phone?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
I hooked up with a girl like twice. This is
again fifteen years ago. I hooked up with her twice,
and I'm out with my boys and she sends me
a text and says miss you, and she got a
vibrator going down there. Yeah, And I looked at it
and then I said, I'm going to delete this. Yeah,
but first I'm going to send it to an email.
Oh no, yeah, but then I forgot about it. Oh,
(23:26):
and then I looked at it again, and then finally
I deleted it.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Now, now that is I said it to myself in
an email. That's the kind of man that we're missing
in this culture. Brave, honorable good men. You know what
I mean. Yeah, I was all right, anything before lunch?
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Answer no, well all right, well well answer yes, oh okay,
so oh yeah, we'll get to the rose thing.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Sorry answered so watermelon feta salad, and then we have
no rose. I gotta say i'd love the glassware. The
wine glasses are spectacular. You know what. The wine drinking
experience can really be killed by the vessel. Oh yes,
somebody serves you some fucking in a plastic goblet.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Or it's just like my wife will only drink wine,
not of the thinnest of wine glasses.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Yeah. I do want to say this about the rose.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
When you do make an order with the provisions company
or whatever, I would put rose up there as a
priority before water.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Yeah. Oh yeah, big time, big miss step, big miss step. Yeah,
it's a rose kalua vodka, oh kalua. Well that all
these people want to spress some Martine, good point. So,
but what we're saying is alcohol before water. Second course
is of crab and avocado salads, salad, two salads for lunch.
(24:56):
Keep it light, keep it classy. I don't like sea bugs.
I would have sea bugs. That's what they used to
feed prisoners. Yeah, I don't want that, Dylan. It's really
the only sea bug I like is a shrimp. I
think those are disgusting as well. I love a shrimp cocktail.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
I used to have to divene them at that seafood
restaurant I worked at. And you pull out just you
cut under their belly and you pull this long shit
string of poop.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Yeah yeah, yeah. And and we've talked about it before,
and I apologize to to kind of indulge in this again.
But when I went to college in New Orleans, these
s crawfish boils, you know, everybody thought they were the
you know, the best thing, said sliced bread. Uh, disgusting.
The joke's on you. I'm disgusting. We're all sitting around
this filthy plastic table with newspapers strewed all over the place,
(25:47):
eating fucking shit strings out of tiny little sea bugs
or worse. Mudbugs just fucking disgusting. And I don't like
corn on the cob. I get it stuck in my tea.
I hate corn on the cop two peas of a
poppy at you? Mm hmm, now, Dell.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
The ladies mentioned that they're not a big fan of
this seating thing, and I agree with it. It's like
eating your lunch sitting on a bus. You have to
turn to your side to talk to somebody.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it really they got to.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
I know, this boat small, and I'm amazed at how
many people can live on it and function on it.
But that being said, there should be a second area
where people can have a nice dining.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Complaining about the kind of like the orientation and layout
of this boat is a little bit like complaining about
the wardrobe that got you into Narnia, you know. But
there is a sterility to this table that feels very
like it kind of feels like a nice bus. Yes,
(26:46):
and I hadn't even thought about the head turning aspect
to it. Yeah, you're right, thank you, You're completely right.
Let's move on. Unfortunately, Chase and Danny are given time
together to go and find this rose. I can't tell
you how much I'm rooting for Deanna. I think she's
gonna lose out because she's just too shy. But they
(27:06):
cannot find rose, but eventually do and Danny, I think
it's two bottles and a bag. Pretty dumb. That is
not gonna be enough.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Yeah, I will give a trade secret as someone who's
thrown lots of parties and run out of certain boozes,
take that rose and just splash a little white wine
in there. They won't know the difference. Their taste buds
are blown out from all the other booze they've been
doing that day.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
They won't know. That's a really good take, all right.
So dinner is going to be sexy and Asian nice.
A lot of people's favorite porn category Asian sexy and Asian. Yeah, well,
most porn is sexy, I would say, some miss Yeah.
(27:55):
People are into some weird stuff though, Yeah, you know
some stuff you're like, I don't find that safe driving
around in the van, a fucking graffiti all out of
the place, hitting speed bumps, driving by fucking homeless vacancy.
I don't like the van one all right. So Danny
(28:19):
is openly talking to Deanna about how sopped up she is.
And Deanna, this is where like, I'm rooting for you,
but in order to pull the manna from the simulation
that we're all in, you have to speak your truth.
You have to speak up for yourself. You have to
say what you want out of life sometimes, and this
is where she's got to say to Danny, you got
(28:42):
your oh from the guy that worked at O Beech
and I bathe the baby, let me have him. Yeah,
it's a field mouse.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Yeah, I think she really uh rubbed it in for Dianna.
She told her that chasing her had a good time
locating that rose and an even better time chase locating her.
I mean, it is fucking war. She's trying to get
Diana to jump off this goddamn boat to end at all.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Yeah, it's really sad. It is very very sad. And
again we don't know where Dianna is from, so we
can't tell if she is culturally like like, I don't
think if she was Ukrainian, which I'm not confident she's not,
there's nothing you could say to get her to jump
off the above. Diana, what are you? Diana? What are you?
(29:29):
Did you see that? Trump? Sixty minutes interview Trump six minutes. No,
Oh my gosh, it's is it recent? Yeah, he can
make the most horrifying things sound so funny just accidentally.
He's like this Ukraine thing. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
We've got beautiful soldiers, beautiful hundreds of thousands of beautiful
soldiers just strew dead. Have you seen this woman at Guzza?
This little girl, she got ripped out of a van
like a sack of potatoes.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
She's dead, Jesus Christ. Okay, no politics, no politics, Let's
get to dinner. First. Keith is sleeping. He always looks
like he is dying when he is sleeping. I need
them to not cut to this seat anymore.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
No, I'd rather just cut back to that Decie a
couple of years ago. He's always beaten off in his bunk.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Who is that? Oh god, it was.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Like four years ago. I can't believe how many times
they cut back to him. He was always flinging his
little put around.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Yeah, it's a filthy activity, all right. First course is
tune on Krispy Rice, fan favorite, always a crowd pleaser.
You like tune on Krispy Rice? Right?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Yes, Oh, I went to the grossest restaurant this Weekend.
I won't say their name, but they have lots of
five star ratings on you.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Why will you not say their name? Ty show? They're
on Ventura. Oh the place is beautiful.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
The way it looks, I like, oh my god, I
spent two hundred and fifty bucks in there that I'll.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Never get back. Yeah. How was the service? It was okay,
it was just okay snooty.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Uh It just the air of the servers was kind
of like, I'll get to you when I get to you.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Did they did they want to get you in and
out quick? Was it a quick meal? Uh?
Speaker 2 (31:20):
No, that wasn't the problem. It was just I think
they were perhaps short staffed, which is.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Always aside the places going under. Would you eat well?
We started out with uh tune, I was Krispy rice.
That was nice.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
And then we had this like almost like it was
the oddest kind of salad. It was almost like freeze
dried and it was dry, and then when it went
your mouth and it met your tongue, the oils were
released in it. Those two courses were good. Everything else
that came after that was absolutely disgusting.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Yeah, we had this rice dish with an egg that
you cracked over on top of it, and it had
like three pieces of god knows what kind of fish
strewed about haphazardly.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
That made me want to throw up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And and and drinks. I liked my drink. I had
a Apple mark. Okay, there you go.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Yeah, three of them actually, okay, that was that was
the bulk of the bill.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Actually they were twenty bucks apiece, I would imagine, so
because you could order just a cocktail that every bartender
can make for sixteen, but you saw the specialty cocktails.
Saw that, ye, apple and three of that? That's right.
I also hate pork skewers. The waitress recommended that. Yeah,
(32:34):
I couldn't eat one. My teeth touched. Oh okay, So
you hate pork skewers, yes, but the waitress recommended them,
so you ordered them even though you hate. They came
with two other items on a taste or plate. Interesting. Yeah,
am I boring the audience? Forgive me? Yeah? It was
my bad, I asked, all right. So second chorus is sashimi.
One of the women clearly doesn't like raw fish, so
(32:57):
he blow torches one plate to an opaque, kind of
dead quality. It's like a twenty eight days later. Kind
of fucking sashimi. It's absolutely disgusting. Now the wind picks
up and they are moved downstairs from outside to outside,
(33:18):
and Glenn is telling a story about a lionfish that
fought back. Now, you, I and pretty much everybody who's
a fan of the show knows that this is not
a story about a lionfish. This is a story about
a woman. He needs to tell these stories to burp
his conscience, otherwise his heart will explode. That's right.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Yeah, And the poison was she actually got her hand
on a weapon to start fighting back a million percent.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Yeah, be it a broken bottle or a fork or
whatever it was. But it wasn't a bar. But it
was a weapon, and it wasn't a fish. It was
a victim. Now, in the meantime, the guests are not
at the table and the cod goes up. Now Cloys
is pissed, and I couldn't care less. Yeah, me neither. Yeah,
(34:07):
who's that fall here? Though? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares?
Maybe the audience though, okay, the audience might care. Do
you think they do? No? I don't think they do.
I can't believe we've made it to thirty five minutes.
I think it's I think it's Daisy's fault. Mmm, you
(34:34):
know what that guess? You know, Family Feud, love the
family field number one, ass on the ball, you know,
when the board's pretty much filled out. Yeah, and all
of the answers have been insane. Yeah, right, so someone said,
(34:57):
you know, assless chaps and it dung or it dinged,
and then Jeans was on the board and they got
the point for some reason. And there's that fifth one
that hasn't been flipped yet. And you haven't the faintest
fucking idea what it is me saying Daisy right, Ah,
(35:18):
was really just me just kind of trying to summon
the muses and figure out the answer to this question
that I really haven't the faintest fucking idea of the answer. Up,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
I've been watching the Family Feud for a number of
years and a lot recently, and I don't know why
people take the game. They should always give it to
the other family.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Can we say Family Feud one of the greatest shows
on Earth? It's creating Race Wars? Oh yeah, and has
done for such a long time. That's not why it's
the greatest show on it. Oh oh, okay, that's its
only drawback. But uh yeah, how Steve doing. Is he
still under fire?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Well, he's getting in trouble. You know, the way he's
talking to contestants.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
You know, I'm one also, Yeah, well, at least he
wasn't kissing underage women. No, no, no, no, that was Richard Dawson.
It was awesome. He was. He kiss a woman on
the lips right next to her husband and her children.
You think that's awesome, Well, it was another tie. It
was a different time. It was the seventies and eighties.
Did he get arrested for anything.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
No, he got fired because he went and did a
movie with Arnold Swarzenegger called Total Recall, in which he
played an evil host of a game show where people die,
and he broke his contract and that was put some
bad blood. Then the next guy they hired lasted a
total of eight months and he unfortunately hung himself.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Well, stresses of the job. You know, there's a lot
of gang taping on that show. You know, you're looking
at a day with many, many different different shows, and
when you come face to face with the stupidity of
the average American family, there's really nothing to do but
kill yourself. You know, I don't want to live anymore.
All right, So the last course is a miso cod
(37:08):
and Chloy said that he wanted to play with the
colors black and white, which I don't think anybody's really
ever said that, because those aren't I guess they're colors,
but more like the absence of color. Okay, So Danny
(37:29):
rats to Daisy. You know, I'm a fan of Danny's
professionalism and her gumption, mainly in the arena of men,
you know. Yeah, but I I you know, there's some
stuff here with Danny that I'm just not a big
fan of. You know. This did not need to turn
into World War She.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
Basically reported to Daisy that Chlois was bitching about her,
and even otter was when Daisy confronted Chloise, and I've
never seen a conflict resolve this way. He just got
really turned on.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Yeah, he got really horny. Let me quickly say, seventy
seven pots now sixty nine pots. It was a fine, smooth,
uninspired sexy dinner. Oh we didn't talk about the dessert.
The astronomy mango can jealed egg yolk with gosh, I'm
(38:20):
not doing my job right now. What is this fucking
dessert made out of a bunch of chemicals that make
a passion for from coconut semifreeda mango solicia.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Yeah, I mean listen, every restaurant that was doing this
hack bag of tricks back in twenty eleven is now
out of business. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Yeah. People want rustic food, People want food with heart.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
They don't want cotton candy to taste like a hot dog.
It's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like a It's like a bad fantasia.
You know. So Daisy and Chloy's scream at one another,
and yeah, he just gets erect and things pit her
up very quickly. We get to the next morning, Deanna
and Chase get something going. I'm just like, let's go, Deanna,
(39:14):
come on, girl, you're you're a lap behind. But she
might blow a hamstring. We have debates with coffee.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
It was it was like Goldilocks and those three goddamn bears.
Oh this is too cold, this is too hot, Oh
this is too sweet.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Oh this one tastes like sweaty feet. You know, you know,
I talked about it with the Great Steam of triple
on Conspiracy Social Club. But Goldilocks just a horrible woman.
Horrible woman. Imagine going it, breaking into someone's home and
then being snooty about the temperature of the porridge that's
(39:50):
left out for you. Yeah, just eating bites of all
of it. I mean, make yourself at home, bitch, you know.
I mean it's disgusting. Oh the only streaming service you
have is Netflix. Yeah, oh, I'm gonna have to sign
in to Peacock. Awful. David Ay notices something that he
(40:10):
can fix, and someone gets stung by a jellyfish. Now
we hear over the walkie talking noises of anguish. They
piss on her like and everything's fine. Now the end
of the episode happens with Daisy, Danny, and Chase.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
I love how they do this now, with the credits rolling,
almost as though it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Yeah, it's the only good thing that happened in the episode.
I'll set up to see it here. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Everyone that works on the boat is in the galley,
and Danny's just in their mind her own business, and
Daisy points are in front of everybody, says hey, did
you guys all know she's a hull?
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Yeah? Yeah, And and Danny's pissed about this, right, Nanny's
rather upset about this because Daisy did not need to
do this. I'm a fan of it because I'm rooting
for Deanna. But get let me know, Danny strikes me
as okay, she says that she is not a fan
(41:09):
of She says, this is not let me take this again.
She's not friends with a lot of girls. This is
why she's not friends with a lot of girls. And
I think one of the reasons why she's not friends
with a lot of girls is because she's a pick me. Now,
I don't understand what that word means, so get in
the comments. Let us know if she is in fact
a pick me. But Danny's sex and love addiction seems
(41:33):
to override any code or allegiance or friendship or loyalty
that she could have with the same sex. So I
think that the main reason why she's not friends with
other women is because she doesn't give a fuck about
other women and only cares about the golden goose. Right.
So anyways, we'll see what happens next episode. Get in
(41:53):
the comments, let us know what's your favorite decade? Have
you been to a studio fifty four? A bartender there. Yeah,
he died of AIDS. So we'll be back next week.
We love you very much, patroon dot com slash I said,
I bet. I mean, you know, Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
He fell into hanging Christmas lights. He only had to
work three months a year, and then he started not
looking good. And then his partner, he was a nice
guy too. He said, you know, Jeffrey's gone.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Did the AIDS get him or did he fall hanging Christmas?
I don't know. He was getting pretty skinny towards the
end there, I'll say that. Yeah, it's so funny. It's
such a fucking bait and switch. Had a friend had AIDS.
He passed away in the nineties. Oh my god. Yeah,
he was hit by a bus. Yeah, it was not
(42:49):
the AIDS. It was actually a violent, tragic car accident.
He kind of exploded like a water balloon. All right,
Merry Christmas, ours kind words. To see you next week.
Now the wind picks up and they are moved downstairs
from outside to outside, and Glenn is telling a story
about a lionfish that fought back. Now, you, I and
pretty much everybody who's a fan of the show knows
that this is not a story about a lionfish. This
is a story about a woman. He needs to tell
(00:22):
these stories to burp his conscience otherwise his heart will explode.
That's right.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah, And the poison was she actually got her hand
on a weapon to start fighting back a million yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Be it a broken bottle or a fork or whatever
it was. But it wasn't a bar, but it was
a weapon, and it wasn't a fish. It was a victim.
(01:00):
Hell you, beautiful people, and welcome to another brand spanking
new episode of another below Deck podcast. My name is Dylan,
and my notes are on that table over there. Pat
Tell them how you're doing.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Oh, I'm doing great? Permission to come aboard, ah, Dyl,
I don't know. I watched the same episode as you.
I don't know what the hell you're gonna have to
talk about. This would be a very short recap, I know.
We always say that, and then it's an hour and
a half long. I think this time it's gonna be
less than a half hour.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Oh, I take it. You didn't like the episode.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
It's not that I didn't like it. It's just there's
not much substance here. I mean, if I can just
get into my thoughts.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Congratulations to everybody over at the substance for the Golden
Globe nominations. I mean, did I make fun of that
movie on this show?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I think you well, I think you said you weren't
a fan.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I wasn't a fan until I talked to Ruby and
then I understood something a little bit better about the film.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
It's don't you didn't understand that it was very deep? No, no, no, no,
I understood what they were going for there. It's you
just didn't get it. No, No, I got it.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I just think the movie, the third act, I think
it just throws the whole premise out the window.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Well, it's award season, it's movie season. We're talking about
all of it. Patreon, dot com, slash and on the
podcast network so like also another podcast network. This week,
Mary Cosby shut up late to a mitzvah and kind
of like stalked around the proceedings like a gollum for
(02:26):
a while, lots of stuff of just just a wonderful
season at patreon dot com, slash another podcast network. You
know you just triggered a story out of me, Dylan. Hey,
pat that is my favorite.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
So when I was walking home from a party at
like oh by the way, when I was fourteen.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah, four shots of espress on that so, oh daddy,
be careful. Okay, I'm gonna take these. You drink you
know what? When I ordered it, I said, this is
too much? Who needs four? Get in the comments on us? Stow,
is that a ridiculous amount of spress? Go ahead and
it maybe?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
So I'm fourteen, I left like a camp bonfire party
or something.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I'm walking home through the woods. How did you hit puberty? Yeah?
I think so. And I see this station wagon rocking
and rolling in the woods. Two people haven't said yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
So I walk up to it and it's really heated
in there. So I go, you know, I scrub a
little creepy yeah, And I just sit there and I
just kind of observe these two people out of and
the girl goes, hey, there's a kid watching us.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah yeah, And so I got scared. I ran.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
The guy got in the car in the front seat
naked and chased me down.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Like I was. He started, He started the car and
backed out one hundred miles an hour. I ran into
the woods. Oh my gosh. It's like, gosh, yeah, it's
very very it's very difficult to chase people in the
woods in a vehicle. But you know, when you're all
hopped up on nut, it's you're not thinking clearly, you know.
(03:56):
I mean he wanted to kill me. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I got away. That's why you have to be uh,
you have to be in a safe location when you're
cracking off because it's an extremely vulnerable state. You can't
imagine home invasion during that time of intimacy or something
like that.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I mean, well, you're out in the woods in a
station wagon. I mean, it's a fair game for past.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Wi dude, Well, it's not a fair game for pastor virus.
It's very creepy if you see a car rocking and
roll it right, But it reminds me of that horrifying
scene in Zodiac. You remember that scene in Zodiac beginning
of the movie, those twosters are kissing. Oh so creepy.
What a bad guy, that guy. I never got him.
(04:39):
I know, what do you call that cipher? I don't know.
All right, So you did not like the episode? How
do you say I didn't like it? I'm just saying
I can't. I can't imagine what you could have thought
if there's nothing to talk about.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Well, I think the show now is starting to suffer
from some castman that are not doing their job. Davidil
is a perfectly lovely, weird looking character, but he's absolutely
useless on the show the whole. See, Colin was good looking,
like to party friends with Gary, I'd like to gossip
(05:14):
and gossip, that's right. He was a gossipy bitch. Yeah,
and that's because you haven't responded back to me.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Colin.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I know you're doing a show in town here with
Marcos or a party or something. Anyway, you should probably
promote that on our podcast. I heard that there's lots
of tickets left.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Anyway, Can you not voice your frustrations with DM ghosting
on this platform? M please? Can I ask you to
do that? Yes?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
So anyway, but Colin offered a certain interesting aspect on
the show, and I think casting thought, oh, we'll just
put Davidil there, some guy who fixes things on the
boat and occasionally kind of chimes in, like a friendly
neighbor on an eighty sitcom, but he does not fill
that void, so he's kind of a useless character. Keith
the Priest, whatever's going on with that guy? Also also
(06:02):
a snore fest and barely on the show. Yeah, it's
not that I want a bunch of sex addicts on here,
because that archetype is pretty tired and boring.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
You do want that, though, I could just use someone
more interesting. Well, I mean, look at the Real World
Loss for Gus. You know, it was a great season
because everybody was a sex addict. You know, is that
Chanelle season or whatever the hell she Trishall? Oh, she's
so annoying.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
You know, she was on like three reality shows right
around that period, and I think she was on Surreal Life.
So these were my party days in Hollywood? Oh my god?
Was she at every bar in every club? And boy
would she let you know that she was there?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, yeah, how just always the loudest person in the room. Yeah, sparklers. Yeah,
walked around with sparklers everywhere. Fun update on guests. You know,
I don't know why you reach out to these sea routes, right,
you know, And what could come from the correspondence? Right?
But are we at war with Bravo? We're still at
war with Bravo.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Okay, I'm they have a surprise for the Barnacles next week.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
We'll see if I can put it together. Okay, keep
it a secret for now, under wraps.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Because Bravo listens and they send out memos like don't
respond to another belowdeck podcast.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Okay. How many pots do you give the episode? Zero?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Okay, so you did not like it, Dylan, when the
main storyline is those two girls in heat fighting over chase,
there's trouble in River City.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I mean, look at these things. It's better than three
hot people in heat. That's lovely. It's because it's absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
They live on that wonder Woman Island with all those
Lesbos and it's the first time they're seeing a meat popsicle.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
They're not Lesbos, they're Amazonian warriors. Okay, there's no men
on the island. Yeah, it was pretty. Uh, it's a
pretty homo erotic comic that that origin. Yeah, well, I like,
did I give it four pots? Let's get into the episode, huh. Okay,
(08:07):
So we start off with I think the point of
contention with you chases kind of hot thick ass. These
women are just drooling over this man.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
My wife is disgusted by men that have juicy asses.
That's one of the things she said that was really
hot about me is I have no ass. She doesn't
think men should have asses.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
I disagree. I think I think men should have asses.
Your power comes from your ass. Your glutes are really
everything in survival and combat. And while it is a rump,
a nice round celestial lump is a good thing to
(08:55):
grab a hold too and look at. It's really much
more practical than meets the eyes.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Ah. So you're taking this from an evolutionary standpoint. Like
a woman looks at a male and tall, big arms.
She sees this as I could mate with this person,
because what you protect me.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
And my family. What I'm saying to you, pat is
when she's doing that ocular pat down, it's not about
the arms. You know, the arms are eye candy and
then yeah, they mean something, But what's really registering in
the subconscious mind is that rump. That's what they're looking at. Okay,
And she is a little bit different, you know, she's
been softened by modern society. But I think subconsciously deep
(09:33):
down there, she's still longing for a rump, So I
think you should start doing some squats. I mean she
was she was big into Jonah Hill, right, she likes
fat guys. Yeah, they've got big, juicy rumps, you know,
but more like Artie Lang was really cute. Well don't
she go marry him and fucking be addicted to heroin? Yeah,
(09:54):
just have hypodermic needles and half eaten chicken fries laying
around all over the place. And you believe he outlives
Norm McDonald crazy. I don't know how he's still alive.
I don't even know what he's doing.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
He pops up every three years and starts a podcast
and everyone gets excited and he does six episodes and
then it disappears again.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Carney Lang is so funny, right, but also so angry
and addicted to drugs. But you know, he's one of
the only human beings to have his nose caving from ghosts.
That was really disgusted. Okay, all right, back to the show.
Gary and Chase have to work together. And we'll remember
from last season that Gary and Chase don't work together. Well,
(10:34):
Gary doesn't like Chase. Why because he's good looking. Yeah,
because have you seen Chase get sweaty? You know, I
mean it's like the beginning of a porno.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Now, Gary will tell you it's because he talks back
a little bit.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Well, Chase does have Chase is a little extra and
he does have a higher register that he can tap
into voice wise. But at the end of the day,
it really just comes down to that that rum, you
know what I mean? All Right, so it is time.
Feels like we haven't had one in a while. It's
time for upper friend shape meg right, got a couple
(11:11):
of cougs coming to board. Couple was that a question? Six? Okay,
all right, six cougs coming to board. I love moll Okay,
we're going to be doing a fiftieth birthday party and
(11:38):
we we're gonna go sailing. That was one of their requests. Okay,
I think we can do that. Uh and then I
love I love this class where well it'll be a
grenade in a second. But we're also going to be
doing a themed party where at what.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
What's that club that studio fifty four, Studio fifty play
coy like Captain Glenn.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Okay, no, no, no, I know Studio fifty four. My mother
has told me stories about Studio fifty four, and I
do think that Glenn was playing Koi.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
He was playing Koi, which is absurd. Dude, you had
a full afro.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
In the seventies. You were the seventies. I'm serious. Is
that cultural appropriation? Uh well, a lot of dudes had it.
My dad has a photo looking that.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I mean, But Glenn, you were walking around with those
high heeled shoes with the fucking goldfish in the shoes.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Were black guys the coolest in the seventies, I think.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
I think every the seventies are horrible. I have horrible
memories as a child living in the last couple.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Years of the seventies.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Yeah, seventies were awful. They really were. Really because I lived,
I was a child of the eighties. So you all
the furniture was bought in the seventies. So the fucking
floor is green, the walls are painted orange, the furniture
is all weird. My mother I had a bunch of
plants hanging with macromae from the wall. You had the
Oh god, it's so absent, and the fashion was terrible.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Disco started in the seventies, late seventies yes, and it
made its way into the first couple of years of
the eighties. The sixties were really where you wanted to be.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Well, if you talk to my mom, it was the
mid fifties. That was the best time to be in America.
That's where Grease took place where.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Post war mom wasn't a hippie. No, my mother was
not a hippie because who wanted to. I think I
think Bonnie's wrong. Bonnie loved the fifties. Bonnie loved the fifties.
He loved the fifties. Yeah, okay, let us know, get
in the comments. Let's say your favorite decade anyway.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Uh, Glenn looked like and I said this before, he
looked like, welcome back Carter.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
He was Gabe Kaplan. That's the teacher of the television show.
Hugh j Afro, now a white guy, was the teacher
white Yes, okay, And Welcome Back Carter was.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
The John Travolta main television show before he got Saturday
Night Fever.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Oh, I thought it was about black people. Nope, it's
interesting some students in high school. Okay, all right, not
sure where my wires got crossed up there, but we're
gonna do a smart cookies. These women they want midnight snacks.
You're gonna have to order those ahead of time, put
them on the preference sheet meeting. Otherwise, these sea routes
are gonna tell you to fuck off. They'll serve you
two courses at dinner and tell you to fuck right off.
(14:27):
We're gonna have a boat procession. I think that's when
a boat is tragically killed too soon, and then a
bunch of I don't know, we've never seen it before,
but anyways, provisions arrive and Chase is just a thick
slab of dick. The women are still just really really
hopped up, and Danny is paying attention. Chase has best
in show energy. When they're flirting a little bit, He's like,
(14:52):
you don't have to worry about me. It's the other
way around. I've got to worry about I've got a
I have a great time when I go out. He's
so awkward, but he's so hot.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Well, I think he's playing this perfectly, which is he's
putting the feelers out there that there is a possibility,
but then while hinting at all, there isn't playing a
little hard to get now this is right, He's playing
it exactly the right.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Good on you? What chapter and how to close? Ask
for less money than this.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Let's see, there's so many chapters that reflect on this topic.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
And how many chapters are there? Twelve twelve short book?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Yeah, I think it was the chapter called baiting. I
think that was the one that I think would because
you're luring girls in.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Sure, Yeah, do you have a do you start the
chapter with like a phishing metaphor? No? That one?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
I use the Bachelor because you can have a really ugly,
lame looking bachelor for the show, and because he creates
a little thing called competition.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
He is a desired unset. Yeah that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
well good for good for ugly bachelors. So mcloy's is
going to be doing molecular gastronomy. Oh hello, twenty eleven.
They want their food back. It's mango. Gary and Daisy
are doing well now, they're bunking together. She wants them
to stop being such a belligerent drunk, right. So she's
(16:16):
in a care taker position for him right now, and
it's very platonic. The thing that I noted about this is,
and we've had discussions about shoes inside, shoes off, when
you come to the house. Definite. No, No is shoes
on the bet. I mean, what kind of heathen? Yeah no, no, no,
no pops their dirty shoes on the bed and it's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yes, now, Dyl, it is worth mentioning. Maybe you did
touch on this, but I was flipping my page in
my notes.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Probably these two are on different pages.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Daisy is not attracted to him anymore, which is why
she can live with him and kind of keep an
eye on him because he's a drunk. And Gary sees
this as a practice run for when they buy a
house together and have the white picket fence and start
crapping out little baby sea rats.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Yeah, white picket fence babies, mortgage bunk bets, bliss. You know,
they really got to work on their syrups at this place.
You see how it just sits at the bottom. It's
Hill's referring to the coffee.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
It's too heavy, it's too viscous. I like it so
far as you'll notice. I'm taking it easy. I can
feel the caffeine course through my veins.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yeah, I think you know, since we've been at war
with Bravo and since we've been doing our morning recordings,
I'll never forgive them for this. By the way, I
think the leader of the clubhouse for Patty is probably Macha. Right, Yeah,
I did. I was. It was green, it was odd tasting,
but it is so far of all the offerings that
you've brought into this studio, my favorite your big Macha guy,
(17:45):
because it made you feel like you were back on.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Well, I'll say this, it's something that I'll just have
every once in a while, something special.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Pat had a Kratum face. There was a while where
when we were working at Corola there was a Creatum
sponsor and they were just dropping that was a palettes
of crato, a barrel of crating. I couldn't believe it.
And uh, the thing. The thing about kratum is you
can buy it at a headshop and if you take
(18:13):
forty of them, it'll make you feel like you're on
four Xanax's Yeah, yes, crazy. So the women arrive Espresso
Martinez for forty five plus five. Why we have such
a stigma on age in this country. I know, maybe
it's all over the world.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
I'm watching this show on Netflix called Later Daters. It's
all people in their fifties and sixties going on first dates.
You'd be shocked at how fun it is to watch. Yeah,
people are getting better looking in their fifties and sixties.
When I was a kid. Now I look back, I'm like,
oh my god, that guy was forty. He looks like
a fucking old grandpa.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
You know what I think it is? People stop smoking.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Smoking, watching their weight. All that filler and botox you
can buy now.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Yeah, it's true, but smoking really kills the skin. I
think it does. Yeah, ravages the epidermis. So now, just
a couple of sinyl or sinusy sounds for you guys.
We love to give you guys those sounds. Here is
where Deanna says to Danny, I'm horny and I need sex.
(19:27):
This is when as a girlfriend, I mean, come on,
del be a pro. Turn your phone on, do not disturb.
This is when, as a girl you've had sex. Okay,
you got with O. Beach had your O. You don't
(19:49):
need to step on Dianna's toes. You can let her
have sex with Chase and perhaps get sloppy seconds. I mean,
I don't want to be too accusatory or two you know, inflammatory,
but I mean sorry, I don't think that Danny is
above sloppy seconds. I don't know why you can't just
let Dianne no we're a bone, throw her a fucking bone.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Oh well, minutes later after we go sailing, when Danny
and Chase get on her phone and start flipping through
those picks. Yeah, I mean, Deanna was so dejected she
was begging for a flying bottle of pino to, you know,
kill Danny, take her out of her misery.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yeah. Yeah, well, let's talk about that for a moment.
Get to Danny, like, why you gotta be so rude?
You know, she plays the windough, she really does. She's
a ruthless competitor. But Danny needs to remember that this
isn't squid games. No, no, there are no lives on
the line, only orgasms. And that's not a guarantee, you
(20:48):
know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Orgasm games like Netflix will buy anything. I was at
a Christmas party this Saturday.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
I had to leave early.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Come to find out about fifteen minutes in, when everybody
is a complete asshole, I'm like, what the hell the
fuck do these people know each other? Like, Oh, they're
all upper management at Netflix. I'm like, ah, these are
the people deciding.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
They're all self important miserable people in Netflix.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
All forty five, white, angry, snobby, Yeah, dickish.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
It's because they work eighty hours a week for one
hundred and fifty grand a year. It's not bad money,
No it's not, but it's a lot of hours. I
don't think Netflix pay as well. Now, a lot of
these companies don't pay well. Yeah, you know, as we
were talking about at Disney, I was so shocked that
that guy had so much money because Disney's just Disney. Oh,
(21:42):
they just don't pay. Yeah, they're cheap. I've heard that cheap.
All right, Where were we? That is inside Hollywood with
Dylan and Pat who are outside Hollywood. Okay, so Chase
and Danny look through some photos. This was a little
odd to me. I think if it was any other
girl but Danny, they'd be a little weirded out by this.
(22:03):
Mm hmm. Jase kind of takes the rein of her
phone and reins and starts flipping through. That's a no no.
That is a big no no. That is a no no.
Don't do that.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
I have this guy I used to know. He kind
of worked for me occasionally. We were out at a
bar having lunch and he goes, hey, let me show
you something to my.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Phone, and I looked at it.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
He goes, whatever you do, don't slide over to the
dex photo. Well, now I have to do that, and
he wants you to, and he wanted me to, and
of course it was him accepting full atio from subgirl
staring up at me.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
What is going on with these people taking This was
twelve years ago by day, What's going on with these
people taking these pictures on their phones? I mean it's nuts.
How many people have naughty pictures on their phone? I
can't believe it. I have zero, me too. Zero. I
know we're squares and we're married happily, but like even
these people who were out and about, you know, flipping tabbies,
(23:00):
smashing holes and stuff, It's like, what are you gonna
have it on your phone?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
I hooked up with a girl like twice. This is
again fifteen years ago. I hooked up with her twice,
and I'm out with my boys and she sends me
a text and says miss you, and she got a
vibrator going down there. Yeah, And I looked at it
and then I said, I'm going to delete this. Yeah,
but first I'm going to send it to an email.
Oh no, yeah, but then I forgot about it. Oh,
(23:26):
and then I looked at it again, and then finally
I deleted it.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Now, now that is I said it to myself in
an email. That's the kind of man that we're missing
in this culture. Brave, honorable good men. You know what
I mean. Yeah, I was all right, anything before lunch?
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Answer no, well all right, well well answer yes, oh okay,
so oh yeah, we'll get to the rose thing.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Sorry answered so watermelon feta salad, and then we have
no rose. I gotta say i'd love the glassware. The
wine glasses are spectacular. You know what. The wine drinking
experience can really be killed by the vessel. Oh yes,
somebody serves you some fucking in a plastic goblet.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Or it's just like my wife will only drink wine,
not of the thinnest of wine glasses.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Yeah. I do want to say this about the rose.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
When you do make an order with the provisions company
or whatever, I would put rose up there as a
priority before water.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Yeah. Oh yeah, big time, big miss step, big miss step. Yeah,
it's a rose kalua vodka, oh kalua. Well that all
these people want to spress some Martine, good point. So,
but what we're saying is alcohol before water. Second course
is of crab and avocado salads, salad, two salads for lunch.
(24:56):
Keep it light, keep it classy. I don't like sea bugs.
I would have sea bugs. That's what they used to
feed prisoners. Yeah, I don't want that, Dylan. It's really
the only sea bug I like is a shrimp. I
think those are disgusting as well. I love a shrimp cocktail.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
I used to have to divene them at that seafood
restaurant I worked at. And you pull out just you
cut under their belly and you pull this long shit
string of poop.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Yeah yeah, yeah. And and we've talked about it before,
and I apologize to to kind of indulge in this again.
But when I went to college in New Orleans, these
s crawfish boils, you know, everybody thought they were the
you know, the best thing, said sliced bread. Uh, disgusting.
The joke's on you. I'm disgusting. We're all sitting around
this filthy plastic table with newspapers strewed all over the place,
(25:47):
eating fucking shit strings out of tiny little sea bugs
or worse. Mudbugs just fucking disgusting. And I don't like
corn on the cob. I get it stuck in my tea.
I hate corn on the cop two peas of a
poppy at you? Mm hmm, now, Dell.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
The ladies mentioned that they're not a big fan of
this seating thing, and I agree with it. It's like
eating your lunch sitting on a bus. You have to
turn to your side to talk to somebody.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it really they got to.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
I know, this boat small, and I'm amazed at how
many people can live on it and function on it.
But that being said, there should be a second area
where people can have a nice dining.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Complaining about the kind of like the orientation and layout
of this boat is a little bit like complaining about
the wardrobe that got you into Narnia, you know. But
there is a sterility to this table that feels very
like it kind of feels like a nice bus. Yes,
(26:46):
and I hadn't even thought about the head turning aspect
to it. Yeah, you're right, thank you, You're completely right.
Let's move on. Unfortunately, Chase and Danny are given time
together to go and find this rose. I can't tell
you how much I'm rooting for Deanna. I think she's
gonna lose out because she's just too shy. But they
(27:06):
cannot find rose, but eventually do and Danny, I think
it's two bottles and a bag. Pretty dumb. That is
not gonna be enough.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Yeah, I will give a trade secret as someone who's
thrown lots of parties and run out of certain boozes,
take that rose and just splash a little white wine
in there. They won't know the difference. Their taste buds
are blown out from all the other booze they've been
doing that day.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
They won't know. That's a really good take, all right.
So dinner is going to be sexy and Asian nice.
A lot of people's favorite porn category Asian sexy and Asian. Yeah, well,
most porn is sexy, I would say, some miss Yeah.
(27:55):
People are into some weird stuff though, Yeah, you know
some stuff you're like, I don't find that safe driving
around in the van, a fucking graffiti all out of
the place, hitting speed bumps, driving by fucking homeless vacancy.
I don't like the van one all right. So Danny
(28:19):
is openly talking to Deanna about how sopped up she is.
And Deanna, this is where like, I'm rooting for you,
but in order to pull the manna from the simulation
that we're all in, you have to speak your truth.
You have to speak up for yourself. You have to
say what you want out of life sometimes, and this
is where she's got to say to Danny, you got
(28:42):
your oh from the guy that worked at O Beech
and I bathe the baby, let me have him. Yeah,
it's a field mouse.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Yeah, I think she really uh rubbed it in for Dianna.
She told her that chasing her had a good time
locating that rose and an even better time chase locating her.
I mean, it is fucking war. She's trying to get
Diana to jump off this goddamn boat to end at all.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Yeah, it's really sad. It is very very sad. And
again we don't know where Dianna is from, so we
can't tell if she is culturally like like, I don't
think if she was Ukrainian, which I'm not confident she's not,
there's nothing you could say to get her to jump
off the above. Diana, what are you? Diana? What are you?
(29:29):
Did you see that? Trump? Sixty minutes interview Trump six minutes. No,
Oh my gosh, it's is it recent? Yeah, he can
make the most horrifying things sound so funny just accidentally.
He's like this Ukraine thing. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
We've got beautiful soldiers, beautiful hundreds of thousands of beautiful
soldiers just strew dead. Have you seen this woman at Guzza?
This little girl, she got ripped out of a van
like a sack of potatoes.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
She's dead, Jesus Christ. Okay, no politics, no politics, Let's
get to dinner. First. Keith is sleeping. He always looks
like he is dying when he is sleeping. I need
them to not cut to this seat anymore.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
No, I'd rather just cut back to that Decie a
couple of years ago. He's always beaten off in his bunk.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Who is that? Oh god, it was.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Like four years ago. I can't believe how many times
they cut back to him. He was always flinging his
little put around.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Yeah, it's a filthy activity, all right. First course is
tune on Krispy Rice, fan favorite, always a crowd pleaser.
You like tune on Krispy Rice? Right?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Yes, Oh, I went to the grossest restaurant this Weekend.
I won't say their name, but they have lots of
five star ratings on you.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Why will you not say their name? Ty show? They're
on Ventura. Oh the place is beautiful.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
The way it looks, I like, oh my god, I
spent two hundred and fifty bucks in there that I'll.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Never get back. Yeah. How was the service? It was okay,
it was just okay snooty.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Uh It just the air of the servers was kind
of like, I'll get to you when I get to you.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Did they did they want to get you in and
out quick? Was it a quick meal? Uh?
Speaker 2 (31:20):
No, that wasn't the problem. It was just I think
they were perhaps short staffed, which is.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Always aside the places going under. Would you eat well?
We started out with uh tune, I was Krispy rice.
That was nice.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
And then we had this like almost like it was
the oddest kind of salad. It was almost like freeze
dried and it was dry, and then when it went
your mouth and it met your tongue, the oils were
released in it. Those two courses were good. Everything else
that came after that was absolutely disgusting.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Yeah, we had this rice dish with an egg that
you cracked over on top of it, and it had
like three pieces of god knows what kind of fish
strewed about haphazardly.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
That made me want to throw up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And and and drinks. I liked my drink. I had
a Apple mark. Okay, there you go.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Yeah, three of them actually, okay, that was that was
the bulk of the bill.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Actually they were twenty bucks apiece, I would imagine, so
because you could order just a cocktail that every bartender
can make for sixteen, but you saw the specialty cocktails.
Saw that, ye, apple and three of that? That's right.
I also hate pork skewers. The waitress recommended that. Yeah,
(32:34):
I couldn't eat one. My teeth touched. Oh okay, So
you hate pork skewers, yes, but the waitress recommended them,
so you ordered them even though you hate. They came
with two other items on a taste or plate. Interesting. Yeah,
am I boring the audience? Forgive me? Yeah? It was
my bad, I asked, all right. So second chorus is sashimi.
One of the women clearly doesn't like raw fish, so
(32:57):
he blow torches one plate to an opaque, kind of
dead quality. It's like a twenty eight days later. Kind
of fucking sashimi. It's absolutely disgusting. Now the wind picks
up and they are moved downstairs from outside to outside,
(33:18):
and Glenn is telling a story about a lionfish that
fought back. Now, you, I and pretty much everybody who's
a fan of the show knows that this is not
a story about a lionfish. This is a story about
a woman. He needs to tell these stories to burp
his conscience, otherwise his heart will explode. That's right.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Yeah, And the poison was she actually got her hand
on a weapon to start fighting back a million percent.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Yeah, be it a broken bottle or a fork or
whatever it was. But it wasn't a bar. But it
was a weapon, and it wasn't a fish. It was
a victim. Now, in the meantime, the guests are not
at the table and the cod goes up. Now Cloys
is pissed, and I couldn't care less. Yeah, me neither. Yeah,
(34:07):
who's that fall here? Though? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares?
Maybe the audience though, okay, the audience might care. Do
you think they do? No? I don't think they do.
I can't believe we've made it to thirty five minutes.
I think it's I think it's Daisy's fault. Mmm, you
(34:34):
know what that guess? You know, Family Feud, love the
family field number one, ass on the ball, you know,
when the board's pretty much filled out. Yeah, and all
of the answers have been insane. Yeah, right, so someone said,
(34:57):
you know, assless chaps and it dung or it dinged,
and then Jeans was on the board and they got
the point for some reason. And there's that fifth one
that hasn't been flipped yet. And you haven't the faintest
fucking idea what it is me saying Daisy right, Ah,
(35:18):
was really just me just kind of trying to summon
the muses and figure out the answer to this question
that I really haven't the faintest fucking idea of the answer. Up,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
I've been watching the Family Feud for a number of
years and a lot recently, and I don't know why
people take the game. They should always give it to
the other family.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Can we say Family Feud one of the greatest shows
on Earth? It's creating Race Wars? Oh yeah, and has
done for such a long time. That's not why it's
the greatest show on it. Oh oh, okay, that's its
only drawback. But uh yeah, how Steve doing. Is he
still under fire?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Well, he's getting in trouble. You know, the way he's
talking to contestants.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
You know, I'm one also, Yeah, well, at least he
wasn't kissing underage women. No, no, no, no, that was Richard Dawson.
It was awesome. He was. He kiss a woman on
the lips right next to her husband and her children.
You think that's awesome, Well, it was another tie. It
was a different time. It was the seventies and eighties.
Did he get arrested for anything.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
No, he got fired because he went and did a
movie with Arnold Swarzenegger called Total Recall, in which he
played an evil host of a game show where people die,
and he broke his contract and that was put some
bad blood. Then the next guy they hired lasted a
total of eight months and he unfortunately hung himself.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Well, stresses of the job. You know, there's a lot
of gang taping on that show. You know, you're looking
at a day with many, many different different shows, and
when you come face to face with the stupidity of
the average American family, there's really nothing to do but
kill yourself. You know, I don't want to live anymore.
All right, So the last course is a miso cod
(37:08):
and Chloy said that he wanted to play with the
colors black and white, which I don't think anybody's really
ever said that, because those aren't I guess they're colors,
but more like the absence of color. Okay, So Danny
(37:29):
rats to Daisy. You know, I'm a fan of Danny's
professionalism and her gumption, mainly in the arena of men,
you know. Yeah, but I I you know, there's some
stuff here with Danny that I'm just not a big
fan of. You know. This did not need to turn
into World War She.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
Basically reported to Daisy that Chlois was bitching about her,
and even otter was when Daisy confronted Chloise, and I've
never seen a conflict resolve this way. He just got
really turned on.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Yeah, he got really horny. Let me quickly say, seventy
seven pots now sixty nine pots. It was a fine, smooth,
uninspired sexy dinner. Oh we didn't talk about the dessert.
The astronomy mango can jealed egg yolk with gosh, I'm
(38:20):
not doing my job right now. What is this fucking
dessert made out of a bunch of chemicals that make
a passion for from coconut semifreeda mango solicia.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Yeah, I mean listen, every restaurant that was doing this
hack bag of tricks back in twenty eleven is now
out of business. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Yeah. People want rustic food, People want food with heart.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
They don't want cotton candy to taste like a hot dog.
It's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like a It's like a bad fantasia.
You know. So Daisy and Chloy's scream at one another,
and yeah, he just gets erect and things pit her
up very quickly. We get to the next morning, Deanna
and Chase get something going. I'm just like, let's go, Deanna,
(39:14):
come on, girl, you're you're a lap behind. But she
might blow a hamstring. We have debates with coffee.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
It was it was like Goldilocks and those three goddamn bears.
Oh this is too cold, this is too hot, Oh
this is too sweet.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Oh this one tastes like sweaty feet. You know, you know,
I talked about it with the Great Steam of triple
on Conspiracy Social Club. But Goldilocks just a horrible woman.
Horrible woman. Imagine going it, breaking into someone's home and
then being snooty about the temperature of the porridge that's
(39:50):
left out for you. Yeah, just eating bites of all
of it. I mean, make yourself at home, bitch, you know.
I mean it's disgusting. Oh the only streaming service you
have is Netflix. Yeah, oh, I'm gonna have to sign
in to Peacock. Awful. David Ay notices something that he
(40:10):
can fix, and someone gets stung by a jellyfish. Now
we hear over the walkie talking noises of anguish. They
piss on her like and everything's fine. Now the end
of the episode happens with Daisy, Danny, and Chase.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
I love how they do this now, with the credits rolling,
almost as though it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Yeah, it's the only good thing that happened in the episode.
I'll set up to see it here. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Everyone that works on the boat is in the galley,
and Danny's just in their mind her own business, and
Daisy points are in front of everybody, says hey, did
you guys all know she's a hull?
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Yeah? Yeah, And and Danny's pissed about this, right, Nanny's
rather upset about this because Daisy did not need to
do this. I'm a fan of it because I'm rooting
for Deanna. But get let me know, Danny strikes me
as okay, she says that she is not a fan
(41:09):
of She says, this is not let me take this again.
She's not friends with a lot of girls. This is
why she's not friends with a lot of girls. And
I think one of the reasons why she's not friends
with a lot of girls is because she's a pick me. Now,
I don't understand what that word means, so get in
the comments. Let us know if she is in fact
a pick me. But Danny's sex and love addiction seems
(41:33):
to override any code or allegiance or friendship or loyalty
that she could have with the same sex. So I
think that the main reason why she's not friends with
other women is because she doesn't give a fuck about
other women and only cares about the golden goose. Right.
So anyways, we'll see what happens next episode. Get in
(41:53):
the comments, let us know what's your favorite decade? Have
you been to a studio fifty four? A bartender there. Yeah,
he died of AIDS. So we'll be back next week.
We love you very much, patroon dot com slash I said,
I bet. I mean, you know, Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
He fell into hanging Christmas lights. He only had to
work three months a year, and then he started not
looking good. And then his partner, he was a nice
guy too. He said, you know, Jeffrey's gone.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Did the AIDS get him or did he fall hanging Christmas?
I don't know. He was getting pretty skinny towards the
end there, I'll say that. Yeah, it's so funny. It's
such a fucking bait and switch. Had a friend had AIDS.
He passed away in the nineties. Oh my god. Yeah,
he was hit by a bus. Yeah, it was not
(42:49):
the AIDS. It was actually a violent, tragic car accident.
He kind of exploded like a water balloon. All right,
Merry Christmas, ours kind words. To see you next week.
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