December 5, 2024 • 41 mins
Dylan and Pat are back to break down caves, secret histories, WIcked, the colors of gameboy color, hot ass, dayclubs in Ibitha babay and more from Bravo's Below Deck.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
He does the inspection of the boat here, and it's
worth mentioning. What's at steak here more drinking out a club,
that's what he's over their heads.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah, which the game boy doesn't mean a lot to you,
you're tired of it, but to a seven year old,
it's everything and going and getting blackout at a day
club in Ibitha. Is Pokemon blue too? These you know?
(00:43):
Welcome aboard. What's up, fuckers, it's another belowdeck podcast. My
name is Dylan.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
That's pat Hey, great to be here. We should go
to board.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Granted, I'm a changed man. Okay. I saw Wicked, Oh
you did. I can't even tell you it looks delightful.
I can't even tell you we saw it at the
Man's Chinese That theater is magic and the film is magic.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I'm waking up. I'm holding space for defying gravity. All
of the crying and all of the lunacy in the
press tour, yeah, I completely understand it. It's in my
heart too, No, it is. Oh my god, that's nice.
It's just so nuts. When you see somebody that talented
executing at that high level, it just makes you cry.
It's just unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
You know, it's film is still That's the one thing
that I'm very proud of that America out outputs or whatever.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yeah, we do that the better than anybody.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I'm sure that the French and
the Italians and the English would say that theirs are better.
But there's all right, we are the best, the best day.
You didn't you guys didn't make Cable Guy. We did.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I mean, Hollywood's a bunch of drug addicts and self
absorbed assholes, but I'll tell you what, they know how
to put together a movie.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Hell yeah. And many people think there are pedophiles rings
of pedophiles.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
They are.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
But listen till I saw a movie called The Substance
with Demi Boy.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Oh, I want to see that. I heard it's really tough.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
It is stupid.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I can't believe it's two and a half hours, and
I can't believe I got through the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
We also watched a movie called Conclave, which we're going
to talk about it on aps at patreon dot com,
Slash another podcast network. One of the craziest fucking movies.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Should I see it?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Okay, I don't think you should see the substance.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Okay, well, I have a huge crush on Margaret Quickly.
She is very, very hot, She's so beautiful, great actress.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
She's fully naked in this movie. Okay, and uh but
I got it.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
That's wicked too.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I got a ding dinger a couple points. She dated
Shiloh the Buff, Yeah, yeah, so she's nuts.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Anne Ashton right coucher.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Yeah No, I don't think she dated Ashton to me Moore, Oh,
Demi Moore did. Yeah, yeah, yeah they were. They lied
and said they were married but they weren't.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah, and uh and then uh he used to blame
her why the relationship wasn't working because she was allowing
him to have too many threesomes.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Shame on Earth. Yeah yah, he's a real jerk. Yeah yeah,
I don't like Ashton Cooch absolutely.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I mean, we watched another movie called Heretic, which stars
not Tofa Grace, but Tova Grace is in it. We
all thought Tofah Grace was the nerd. He just he was.
He was the black sheep. He couldn't get along with everybody. No,
he was just not a fucking fucking sick Oh. He
was like all you people are doing stick.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
And Leo had his own little gang of dudes.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
No, I'm talking about that seventies show hanging out with
Danny Masterson and freaking Coochmeister. You know. He was like,
you guys are freaking sick puppies.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
You know, it's funny.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
So we'll get to below Deck in forty seconds.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
That Danny Masterson.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I met him at We were at a at the
hard Rock the House of Blues doing an election event
back in two thousand with the boy band, and I
get introduced to this stouche bag. He couldn't be more
dismissive because they were girls there. You could tell he
was a creep.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah, yeah, creep, big fucking creep. I still do want
to get audited very badly by the Church of Scientology,
just to see what my thetans are at. But that's
we'll talk about that later tonight. This morning, Right now,
whenever you're listening, we have to talk about below Deck.
This season is there's something magical about this clown car
(04:33):
of a boat. I don't know why, but every season
Sailing Out is just it's the best. Yeah, it's the best.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
And it's odd because sometimes you think more is better,
more crew members would make for better television because this
of course only has generally a couple of stews decies. Right.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Uh, but yes, I'm enjoying the season.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I'm shocked by I can't believe they sat on this
season for as long as they did.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Casting casting, casting now. I'm all about casting now.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I don't want to get ahead of myself. I like Chase.
I believe he's a friend of the show. He's a
friend of the communicated. I've watched him do that rebuild
on that boat.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
It's a yes' it sounds. I think when we talked
to him, I was confused as to why anybody would
subject themselves to what he subjects passionate to.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but you know I I don't know
if he is going to be a good addition to the.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Drama on this boat.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Why do you say that, Well, he's just he kind
of lays it out there that he's here for a paycheck, right,
and he's gott to buy that motor for that hot
I get it.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
But did you see the scenes for coming up?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I did.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Did he hook up with someone? Oh Danny, right boy,
poor Anthony? You know she said he was a ted
out of ted Anthony Anthony.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
After the next morning, she said ten out of ted
I don't think a guy that gets ted out of
ten eight hours later has her horny for another dude.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Ten out of ten is digmatized.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I love Danny. Danny is such a fucking pro right Danny.
The morning after the texts were my favorite. Just great job.
Would love to see again. Absolutely not gonna see it.
But but it's this, you know, it's like like a
hitman lays out of tarp, you know what I mean.
Of course, it's just amazing. I'm loving the season. I
(06:18):
love this episode. Four pots.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Okay, I some parts of the episode were problematic. Captain
Glenn suddenly channeling Captain Lee was.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
A big deal.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Was it a big deal?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yeah? They disrespected the boat and they disrespected themselves.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I was shocked.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
What I didn't hear him say he had a pocket
full of plate dickets. Glenn, stay in your lane. You're
the nice guy that people take advantage of it.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
It's fine. Yeah, maybe, yeah, it's fine. Glenn. I liked
the episode.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
We'll get into him being disappointed by the sea rats,
which I'd argue is most of the results are easily predictable.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Can I tell you something. Yes, you're right. How do
you not know that these people are going to get
black out and bleed everywhere? Right, you have to know
that that's going to happen. But so, yeah, when Glenny
did channel Lee, he saved us because we didn't need
to see the searets at the caves. Oh, it was
(07:18):
so much better to just see Glenn at the caves.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Having a great time.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
And we'll get into him because Glenn, I know you're listening,
and I know we're playing this little cat and mouse game.
You know that we've accused you of killing prostitutes in Europe. Yeah,
that little nun story in the cave. I know that
was a wink at a nod, letting us know that
we are on the user.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean you know how many beds
of flowers can one little rabbit? Hop? I mean, you know,
you kill someone, you skin them, you throw them in
a cave, you move on to the next cave. You know,
it's like Cubbies.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Sorry, all right, So, because I want to get into
the episode, do we have anything we need to plug?
Speaker 3 (07:55):
By the way, forty.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Knots Salt Lake City is at Patreon and we are
movie season. I'm so I watched like five movies last week.
The Holidays are movies, and we're gonna be doing a
lot of movie talk at patreon dot com Slash another
podcast network. Patsy's a lot of movies. I see a
lot of movies. We have opinions on them. I'm just
so looking forward to a board season. It's my favorite
(08:18):
time of year.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Yes, buckle up, three months of people showing up to
large theaters to be cheered on.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
For because of there are That's right, Yes, so excited?
All right?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
May I begin the episode?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Of course I don't have my notes pulled.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
The sea rats are at it again, and at some
point I think Dabadil almost lost to goddamn I. So
this is serious business, but I must say this. Everyone
is drunk. Yeah, and it's Captain Glenn's fault. He let
the sea rats off the leash.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
What these are pretty practical Glenn's fault. No, maybe it's
not his fault.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
It's let me tell you something. You buy the ticket,
you take the ride, you let these sea rats off
the leash, You get you deserve. You know that meth
head that went up to Alaska to hang out with
Grizzly Bears.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
I think they found his thumb.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Oh, you're talking about a grizzly man.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
That's right, the crystal meth head that went up to
Alaska to hang out with grizzly bears. Yeah, completely predictable
that they were going to eat him.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
You be the grizzly bear and I'll be him. Get
away from me.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Stop that and then he eats something.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah, by the way, did you ever see Cocaine Bear?
Speaking of movies, No, Cocaine Bear should have actually been
on the Grizzly Bear guy and called meth Bear. And
then after he eats him, the whole movie is him
like taking apart electronics and mopping the floor for days
on it.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
You're saying that there was so much crank in that
man system that it would have turned the bear into
a crank head. Yeah. Yeah, he needs thumbs to work
on electronic gear, which bears. That's why I'm not afraid
of bears. They don't have thumbs. I'm really not scared
of anything that doesn't have a thumb. You're not afraid
(10:01):
of a shark yep, Hey, do they have thumbs?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Not scared of them.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Well, anyway, my point here was a simple rule for
my life.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
You give sea rats too much time on their hands,
they break things.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
End of story. Captain Glenn, this is on you.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
So Gary threw a tub a tub. Do you remember
these these lollies?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
I saw one on the floor.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
They used to be They were ubiquitous in my childhood.
I don't know where they went. It was as though
they've been erased by the memory police or something, but
they still exist in Ibatha. And Gary threw one at
Daffidil's face and he bled all over the place.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
So it was a lollipop that he Yeah, that's shocking
that that can do that amount of damage.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yeah, I mean, you know I I I told you
last week I threw a water bottle at my producer
on another show. His eye was bleeding for a month.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
You know, I mean these things better listen moving forward, right.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
You know my buddy Sally, we were fighting over a
gambling debt, like in the eighth grade, and I said
something to him and he threw his pen that he
was wagging at my face, across the room at me, and.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
It's stuck in my eye.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yeah, it left a blue spot in the like in
my eye.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Yeah, I beat the shit.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Out of it, right right?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Ye had a coming, Yeah, they cried, he I can't
believe you did that to me.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yeah, well you said you threw a pen in my hed.
You should have paid him back though you owed him
four grand. Okay, So Daisy is she's got a cool
head about this whole thing. I thought, you know, she
was for being as drunk as she was, I thought
she was a pretty cool customer. She was like, just
put some shit on it. There's nothing we can do
right now. Put clem makes up.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
And he's like, da so don't get ahead of yourself.
Because the sea rats, rather than attend to that blood.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Spatter mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
See you're at to be sea rats, they go hit
the coops and pour themselves a couple more cocktails.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Yeah, but the girls have to clean the couch up,
clean the cotch up first. And I'm just thinking, like,
this is why Gary King is.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
God, Oh I did it again?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Hello, how about you grabbed the bottle? Huh? Fuck face?
Why do they have to clean up your mess?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
I think Gary is one of those guys. He has
a very specific gender roles.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Yeah, I love those guys. What's next? Are you gonna
own a slave. Sorry, you know, I mean my god.
So you know what I'm trying to say, Like, he's
not We're not living in that world right now. He is.
He is, And I'm not saying that there are gender norms.
(12:45):
There are, They exist, and we're we're slaves to them
to a certain degree. But you don't have to be
Gary King.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
I'll tell you Quentin.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
He's one and a half years old. All he does
is play with trucks all day and.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
He goes room.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Yeah, he's telling your mom to get in the fucking kitchen.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
That's right. He said that. He said, bitch, go cook
me some eggs.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
He said that to Bonnie. Yeah, and body didn't take it.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
No, No, she's backhanded.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Yeah, put a cigarette out on him. She still smokes. Right,
Oh you changed, okay, all right, So we get to
the next morning. Oh no, no, no, people are trying to
get wet. People are trying to get fucking wet.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Right, that's right.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Keith pops that top off in front of Daisy and
there's a spark here. Right, he is a priest, but
there's a spark. We get in the hot tub and
the priesthood starts immediately. Just this weird fucking you know,
I know that people. Heye, Gary King, I kind of
like Keith. It's pissing me off more than Gary consistently.
(13:43):
Now hold on, thank You's so weird and rude to Danny.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
I have to say this though, he got pulled into
that very positive game called tell me something about me, yeah,
which which always results in someone crying.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
I think, yeah, but there's a way to do it
with act and not be a weird priest. You know,
a man of the cloth who who absolutely despises promiscuous women.
You know, I mean, it's so weird.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
I forget what he said. He said he's well, he
was a cur.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
A bad flirter, and he says, well, I'm only a
bad flirter when I'm not into the person.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Not true, You're just a bad flirter. It's all about you.
Well you have to be into Shut up.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
By the way, this is such an awful game. Why
not just play?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
It's a housewives game. Oh yeah, it's a housewives game.
You know what I mean? This is just designed for drama,
all right, So we hit the sheets.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
So get this, Dylan.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I cannot watch this show in front of my four
and a half year old daughter. They do some stupid
b roll of Gary peeing as he's talking to himself,
and my daughter is filled with questions. Yeah, says why
is he p standing up? Yeah, I'm like, oh God, damn,
I gotta deal with this.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Now, that's not such a mountainous thing to deal.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
With, right, Well, then you have to explain body parts
and why someone stands up, because she says, if I
stand up.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
But will go on the floor.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
I said, that's right, honey, right, right right.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
But it'll go on the floor with him.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
To him too, I should have said that, don't be
like that guy on television.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Okay, So he hit the sheets. Daisy has uh, she
wasn't able to sleep all night. She was tousking turning
and wakes up at six o'clock in the morning and
immediately starts cleaning. I mean, she's just Daisy annoys me,
but she is quite an accomplished sea rat. Yes, she's
good at working. So Glenn gets up and he is fury,
(15:40):
fire and brimstone. The day hath been ruined. Now he
pulls the h I believe he pulls. Does Danny grab
her tits and panic before or after they're dressed down
by Glenn, Hmm, I.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Didn't catch that.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
You know what he did catch though, dell is Glenna.
He asked her, like, why didn't you clean the couches
last night? I think she lied to them.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
I think she said, oh, no one told me about
her something.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
No, Daisy says, and very bravely, so sorry, I'm looking
for something. She says, uh, yeah, it was essentially she
was like, I was way too fuck that. There's no
way I was cleaning that last night. I couldn't stand.
If I tried to piss, it would have gone all
(16:30):
over the floor, you know.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Gary.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
So Glenn tells the crew that emergency meeting. There's an
emergency meeting. Everybody get up. Gary says anything. Okay, he says, no,
they have been They've had their cave privileges revoked. Okay,
no caves for you guys. You're gonna stay here, You're
(16:56):
gonna clean the entire boat. I love this. This is
when the little rascals, you know, the little rascals got
into lots of mischi mischievous things, right, and if you
find a kid hanging upside down from his ankles, you
got to go all right. I know that you guys
like to get into stuff, but we can't do live
booby trapped testing on children. Okay, so you're going to
(17:17):
clean up the treehouse, no caves, that's right, right?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
And dyl I went online. There's that added footage, you know,
to the episode. Glen didn't stop there. He also said
they're grounded and no game Boy for a week.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Yeah, and gosh, I don't think you were you you
were too old for game boys, right?
Speaker 3 (17:36):
I don't know what year is that. I hate video games.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Ninety six, ninety seven, it's probably the first one. And
then game Boy Color came out. I mean the colors.
You wouldn't you wouldn't believe these colors. I mean they
were unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
I know, beat Super Mario Brothers and got bored with
finding different ways to beat it, and then I was
just like, I haven't showered.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
In three days.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Disgusting. I don't want to be this person.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
God imagine, I mean, the fucking the k hole you
would fall into nowadays, what with the rich narrative driven
storytelling and the game mechanics that are just dense. Where
were we sure? Really?
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
You know what I thought, dyl It's too bad, Emma
hadn't extended for one night because she was already fired.
You know, yeah, because when Glenn ass what's up, everyone
should have just like pointed at her.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
And even if she denied.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Its sorry, yeah, you're already fired.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Turn her into the piggy, throw her off the fucking cliff.
That's she's fired. And all she does is smoke. Problem solve,
problem solve. That's a you know, that's where that's your
forty eight laws of power brilliance working in full effect. Okay,
so Glenn goes to the caves and he's at home there.
(18:55):
It's twenty degrees perfect temperature to stave off the nasty
effects of decomposition, right, and the sea rats cleaned the
blood up. Yes, yes, yes, but we did get a
little are we at the sea rat history with Glenn.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Well, he just says he reflects on his time living
in a cave for a month when he was traveling
through Europe in the eighties, and he makes this little
detail that, you know, up, just one hell up in
another cave, a bunch of nurses were hanging out. He
failed to mention that he'd killed them and fed their
bodies in there. And then he mentions the sea rats
(19:32):
are really missing out today.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the crazy thing is that this
was still early in his bloodlust, but he didn't kill
one of them. And she's still there, and she's become
a story, a fable. Children tell their parents that she's real,
but they don't believe them. Right, she is a cave
(19:54):
witch that Glenn birthed through his violence.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Oh no, but the townspeople occasionally when they have that
really naughty kid, yeah, they bring the kid up there.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Just to look at her. Scare that Anderson.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Yeah, yeah. And it works flawlessly because when you when
you come into contact with something that is beyond our realm,
it kind of it humbles you because you realize how
small you are and how powerless you are. Even if
you have thumbs. What are you going to do with
a cave witch at night? It's so scary.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Thanks a lot, Glenn.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Uh So. So meanwhile, sorry, I'm so bad with the
pregnant pausing today. I'm so sorry. But Gary goes around
and apologizes, and I love that. The apology tour is
a necessary thing. It's accepted by many, you know, and
(20:48):
what are apologies? You know? I've never been a big
apology guy. I don't really give a fuck if let's
just whatever the damage is done. But apologies are nice
for a lot of people, my wife, are you kidding me?
It's like a Berkshire Hathaway stock and apology for this woman.
I mean, it's unbelievably valuable. So anyways, Gary goes around
(21:13):
says sorry to everybody, and Deanna is the only person.
Deanna is such a wild card. I don't know what
world she's from. I don't know what land she's from.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
She was making out with someone right in No not Oh,
she's just staring pensively at Danny May having a party.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
And this is where I'll turn on Danny later in
the season. Girl code, you can't.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Not with everyone.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
No, it's not They're not all yours, Danny, I mean,
my gosh. But Deanna is disgusted by Gary. She wants
nothing to do with him. But I think it's absolutely hilarious.
So Glenn gets back to the boat and hangs the
guillotine over their heads for quite a long while.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Yeah, the suspense was very intense. I have to say.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
He does the inspection of the boat here, and it's
worth mentioning what's at stake here more drinking out a club.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
That's what he's holding over their heads.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Yeah, which the game boy doesn't mean a lot to you,
you're tired of it, But to a seven year old,
it's everything. And going and getting black out at a
day club in Ibitha is Pokemon blue to these people,
you know. So he says, I want you guys to
have fun together. Off the boat. You are free to
(22:30):
go to oh day club. We hit the club and
proceed to get fucking shitfaced again. Dyl.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
They don't wait miss a beat. You're not that van
and drinking alcohol. And I was thinking, it's like a
newborn to a mother's breast. It's nature.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
It's nature.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Sea rats. They do what they're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
And this is why we speak about them as though
there are different species. This is uh, this is a
weird thing where there's a natural call to the bottle,
you know what I mean. And that's a social construct,
but it seems as though it's a biological impulse for them.
You know, they've really elevated or or deflated past a
(23:13):
certain human level. There are different creatures, That's what I'm
trying to say. So sa ret history with Deanna. She
is very shy she's so beautiful.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
She is beautiful, so beautiful. I have some theories on this.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Before she's a fucking alien. That's probably why she's shy.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
I'll get into the sea rat rating skill, but first,
the reason why Deanna is shy.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Is because she's attractive.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Attractive people never have to develop the skills that only
people have to develop.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Sure, Danny is very outgoing.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Danny's not homeless.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
I didn't say she was no still.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
But I'm saying that Deanna never had to work that
skill that skill set. Therefore, now when people are kind
of just doing their own things just in the.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Corn, Yeah, I have a different take. You know, we've
been confused about whether she's from the Ukraine, or Portugal
or Iceland. You know, I don't think she's from any
of them. I think she's from Planet X. She was
dropped down here maybe two years ago, and she's still
figuring it out right, because she's just a I mean,
(24:23):
who cares? Who cares? Why I've been on it for
four minutes. You know, I'm sitting here talking about aliens
and shit, and I'm examining it, and I'm like, well,
it doesn't matter, though, so we could just move on well, we.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Can, but I think it's good theory.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Let's get to her Sea rat sad story, right. Okay,
she's shy because one time in class when she was talking,
some other kids made her feel insecure.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Yeah, okay, I have a question for her.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Did a plane crash into the building when you were
giving that book report and for the first time you
saw a dead person when your favorite teacher had her
head leveled with a plane wheelwell and.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Scarred you for life? Did that happen? They shut the
fuck up. That's not sad at all. That's something that happens.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
To all of us minus twenty points. O, May God
have mercy on your soul.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Horrible story. Even her stories are lame.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
So okay. So in order for that to chart a
five while she was bullying, a plane would have had
to have flown into the classroom and the wheelwell would
have had to have killed to capitated her favorite teacher. Okay, Yeah,
that's sad. That is sad. Yeah, you always go with
rather blunt hypotheticals, you know. Well, let me ask you this, Yes, okay,
(25:51):
let me ask you this. Where does this land on this?
Speaker 3 (25:54):
He Rat said, Scout, I'm good at this.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Go ahead, okay. So she's being bullied in class, right, okay,
and she's crying and she looks up at who she
thought was her favorite teacher, and the teacher walks over
sees her crying and taps the children that are bullying
her on the back and she said, continue doing it,
you deserve it. Where would that land on the sea
(26:20):
rat sat scale point five? No? I don't think so.
I think that's really really sad. Okay. So Keith flirts
like once again a man of the cloth, him and
Daisy up, sig it up. And Keith is just he's
just a he's a cinder block.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
I want to talk to people that know him, and
I I want to know if he's not attempting to
leverage himself on this television show, for going.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
For the bigger target Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
No, no, no, Daisy, she's the star of the show.
Why not just you know, go for the star of
the show.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Oh you think that he's Macavelian.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Perhaps that's why I want to talk to some people
that know him. Is he just this shy guy or
is he a little bit more outgoing than he's showing up?
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Nice television show?
Speaker 2 (27:08):
He's a snake. You're going with snake, that's right, Still
don't have thumbs. Danny is ready to get wet. Okay,
she's ready to turn it the fuck up. And she
finally gets out there in the ocean with her man.
She has one of the nicest butts I've ever seen.
It's saying, it's such a good butt. We have these
cuts to Glenn that like, I guess they're necessary. Glenn's
a character on the show. I don't really recall what
(27:31):
he's doing. Oh, he's like time to get the bath going. Yeah, okay,
he's the toad of our or Mario Kart game. Yes,
all right.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
So, oh, it's worth mentioning that.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Gary interrupts Daisy and uh and Keith talking.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's quite the cock block this guy.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Well he's this is how Gary's insecurities go with women.
He will sabotage a woman he's not even into yeah,
if she's talking with another man.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
We get back in the van and he's like, you know,
trying to cock block Danny. He's saying, you got to
watch out for this person. And he looks like Steven
Tyler and uh, Anthony is not he He's not diverted
by any in any real meaningful way, because, uh, he's
(28:19):
about to go have sex with somebody. Yeah, he's a
young man that works at Oh Beach Club in Ibitha
and this is his manna.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Right.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
But you can see for a moment he does have
a little pause in his face when a drunk guy
who works with this girl tells him stranger danger look out.
You know it's based off of absolutely nothing other than
Gary being a cock block. Yes, but you know when
you're a guy, you don't really want to hear that.
You go, oh, what am I? What's what's going on here?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Well, old Patty wouldn't have been back in the day.
I was probably warned a lot of times about women,
but I was thinking.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Who cares, We're not hurting anybody.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Oh, We're just gonna have meaningless, cheap and then I'll
pretend to give her.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
My phone number and I'll never call her again, right
right right? I sound like.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Gary, you do you? Well? You were Gary for a long.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
I was never as bad as Gary. Gary's mean the girls.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Oh, that's right, and I am apologized for putting that on.
That was not right. So the nighttime activities are quite
hilarious to me. Diana is furious that she's not banging anybody.
Glenn is watching Predator, and Keith Keith is white nighting
(29:33):
and cinder blocking in Daisy's fucking bunk. Okay, he's doing
this bizarre thing where you can track his hand and
where he's God, why am I not forgetting it or
not remembering his name? Will Ferrell and Talladega Knights get
in the comments.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Let us know what was his bobby?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Bobby? Yeah, I don't know his last name. Anyways, he
doesn't know what to do with his hands, and Gary
comes in and says, he says woman, Keith Keith turns
into Jane Fonda in two seconds. He's he's very, very
offended by that, and he tells him not to speak
like that. Okay, fucking I understand. We've got conversations on
(30:15):
the show before. If a woman doesn't want to be
called a girl or whatever, you call him whatever you want.
But but Keith doesn't give a fuck. Keith is trying
to slow roll his way into Daisy's regime, and it's
disingenuous and snake like. I do think he's a snake,
thank you. Okay, So next morning, next morning. We've got
a hydraulic leak the daffodel needs to fix, and Danny
(30:36):
kicked Anthony out pretty early in the morning.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Yeah, I didn't want to get in trouble with this
is where Daisy is like a cool boss. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Texts are like, hey, just get this guy out of here.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, wicked cool boss. Uh. Danny tells
Daisy about Gary being a little bag of shit I believe,
not really sure with that note.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Well, then they just talk about how annoying he is
because he tried, you know, sabotaging for the night before.
But then Daisy chats with Gary about being blackout and
he may need to reflect on his drinking.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. She tells Gary that he's, uh, he's
a drunk. Yeah. Do any thoughts on his drunkenness and
his possible chance of again. Do you think he's going
to be able to u pull back the next time
(31:31):
they go out?
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Absolutely not. And it's no surprise to the audience. We've
mentioned this. If you're into this show, you know he's
been thrown off the show.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
He has uh taken a page out of Collins book
and has started his own web whatever the hell they
call him video log or whatever. Yeah, banging with Gary,
banging with Gary out on the open sea.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
Right, he's already started.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
That's really cool. Does he have a patreon?
Speaker 3 (31:54):
I don't know if he has a patreon.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
He's got to get one. Well, we'll talk to him,
all right. So it's time to find out who's coming back.
We are getting a second deckcre third deckhand and it's Chase.
I love Chase. Chase is the man. He's we've talked
him before, sweetest pie. This guy okay, and more importantly,
(32:16):
he's hot.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
He's hot.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
I don't care that he's a nice guy. He is
a nice guy, like I said, but that is that
is no currency here. We need him to be six
foot four, built like a brick shit house, with tattoos
all over the place. That's what we need right now.
He's also got a cute little ass on him.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
Oh yes he does, you know, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
The women objectify him like oh I couldn't discussed crazy.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Yeah, So let's see here. Okay, so we he hasn't
arrived yet, but we learned that. And then Danny and
Deanna chat about her hookup and Danny really rubs it
into Deanna. She tells her the sex was so amazing
and so attense and so loud they couldn't hear her
crying because nobody wants her.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Where's that? Try to see red sides go? That's a
one really. Yeah, Okay, that's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
When someone like they're so embarrassed with her crying that
they smother their face with their own pillow.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Only their pillow knows their tears.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Yeah, and pillows are in adamant objects. I can't know triggered.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
I know. Kathy Lee Gifford.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Yeah, she married Frank Gifford and he got caught on
tape in the hotel room asking a flight attendant.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
How about the man?
Speaker 1 (33:33):
And she wrote a whole album about it, and one
of them was one of the songs was called only
my pillow.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Knows well and again your pillow doesn't. Kathy Lee Gifford
Hodah's co host.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Past host. Yeah, she's been gone for a while. She's retired,
I think semi retired.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
She wrote an album, she.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Did an album, a pop album.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
It's pretty great, yeah, because it was.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
One of those first like really salacious, like in the
dawn of like I mean, TMS wasn't around yet, but
she was why it was so kind of shot and
freud for all of us. Was she sat on her
pulpit talking about how amazing her marriage was and how
great her children was, And yeah, watful.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
You find out cheating rumors that that really that really
kind of hits that. But how about an that's a
different Yeah, that's a nuclear weapons whispers.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
That your husband stepping out on you while he's calling
Monday night football.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
I think you can get past that actual audio of
I'm saying that painful stuff.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Yeah, it's like, you know, Jared Kushner's father. You know
what this this sick puppy did. Oh my gosh, this
guy paid to prostitute twenty five thousand dollars to go
fucking in trap his brother in law who into a
hotel room with cameras everywhere his own brother and his
(34:59):
own brother in law filmed them having sex. Said, you're
out of the company. I have this. I'm gonna give
it to your wife.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
This is real, very real.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Wow, dude, these lizard people play sick games, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Jesus Christ, That's why I just want to be a
regular person.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Me too. All right, So we've got a bunk issue
Gary and Daisy. Well, first off, Danny says that it
was tough to clean up after Anthony.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
I didn't know what that meant either, What.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Could it have meant?
Speaker 3 (35:33):
Mmm?
Speaker 1 (35:35):
No, I can tell you that Kendra from The Girls
next Door, the reality show about the Playboy mansion. Yeah,
back when she was still defending half and Holly had
stepped out and was starting to talk about Half. She said,
she's only talking shit because after we were done in
the bedroom, she was the cleanup crew.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Well, what a beautiful place that was? What home house
of horrors? If you ask me.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Cc deville from the Guitar Player for poison because he
you know, he almost died of drugs, he said.
Speaker 4 (36:12):
It turned from the house of horse house horse, Yeah, yeah,
absolutely absolutely, And you could ask the question, was it
ever the house of anything but horrors?
Speaker 3 (36:24):
Right?
Speaker 2 (36:24):
And if you've got an old man telling a woman
to jerk off a dog, I can't.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Really he said, dogs have needs too.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Yeah, bad guy, bad guy, great magazine.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Complicated, history, complicated, his son's trying to buy back the
the ip good luck?
Speaker 2 (36:40):
So oh yeah, where are we? Well, so there's there's
blood and come everywhere. She says, it's difficult to clean up.
I would imagine she's correct. So Daisy and Gary have
to sort this whole bunk thing out. Now Chase is
coming in, He's gonna need to go into the room
with Chloise and Keith. Gary's gonna need to move out
(37:00):
and move into Daisy's bunk. Now, Daisy, being the professional
that she is, recognizes that Keith is in a closeted
gay kind of way, which he I don't think he is,
but flirting with her a lot, and she's picking up
on that, which means that she should not be bunking
(37:20):
with him. Very very responsible of her. What Keith doesn't
know is that this is a death knell, regardless whichever
way you cut it, because now Gary's in that room.
I mean, Nothing's gonna happen in there. Now Gary's in there,
It's like a fucking cloud, a boner killing cloud in there,
(37:46):
a cloud of bummer. Okay. So I love the level
of commitment between Anthony and Danny. Like I said at
the top of the show, they just send each other off.
We're never gonna each other again. But had a great
night with Ah.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Yes, how quickly they move on.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Yeah, it's really beautiful. I wish I had more of
that in my youth, your ability to detach. No, just
more strange sex. But I don't think that I could
have handled it. You know, God only gives you what
you can handle. I don't think I would have been
very good with sleeping with multiple partners.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Can I tell you something.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
It really diminishes the actual fun of it.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
The more deeper you get into your catalog.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
By the time you hit fifty, then it's just you know,
why am I.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Even doing this?
Speaker 2 (38:38):
What's the point of this role? But I couldn't handle
the messiness with the communication, you know, I mean, how
do you how do you cut somebody? You them?
Speaker 3 (38:47):
Yeah? You just stop answering back.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Yeah yeah, all right. So Chase heads back to the
boat and is already dropping hammers. I mean, these women
are just completely I mean, get more buckets out right
because Chase is here. Now he one of the reasons
outside of him being hot, that I think he's gonna
be a great cast member, great English. He is more
(39:14):
competent than Gary King is, or equally is competent. Yeah,
that's why Gary hates him. So Chase says, I learned
my lesson. I'm gonna do things the way Gary wants
in front of him, and when he's not looking, I'm
gonna do it the right way. Looking forward to it.
He wants to be dependable and he wants to be
a leader. Don't like. If I hadn't seen him and
(39:37):
Danny in that jacuzzie, I'd be very worried about Chase's
boy scout attitude.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Also, we only got eight episodes left, so he's gotta
he's gotta, can't waste any time.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
We'll see what happens later on the season. Yeah, join
us a Patreon dot com slash another podcast network. Oh,
we just did what we've titled our worst episod whatever,
which was us watching Salt Lake Live.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
Yeah, a lot of people liked it.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Yeah, Mary Cosby's staging an intervention on her son while
she's hopped up on backing, and which is just like
you know, we talked about the whole thing. I appreciate
Andy's brave choice to show a mother helping her son
on television.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Or exploiting a person at their lowest moment financially for
all our entertainment, right, Yeah, I mean, poor Robert will
need to get a job eventually. And this footage will
live on forever.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
Shame on you, Andy, Shame on you Mary Cosby.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
And we love you Andy. Thank you for below Deck,
Thank you for listening. Go to patreon dot com, jump
in the iTunes rangey reviewsually five stars, kind words, join
us at the Facebook group. Lots of fun stuff going on.
My Facebook group was a little best Yeah, like the
Twin Towers. You know what, you know what the you
know what Osama bin Laden did to the the Twin Towers. Yeah,
(41:05):
that's what Zuckerberg did to my Facebook. We'll see you
next week. I'm done saying goodbye. Pat segab later, guys,
He does the inspection of the boat here, and it's
worth mentioning. What's at steak here more drinking out a club,
that's what he's over their heads.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah, which the game boy doesn't mean a lot to you,
you're tired of it, but to a seven year old,
it's everything and going and getting blackout at a day
club in Ibitha. Is Pokemon blue too? These you know?
(00:43):
Welcome aboard. What's up, fuckers, it's another belowdeck podcast. My
name is Dylan.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
That's pat Hey, great to be here. We should go
to board.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Granted, I'm a changed man. Okay. I saw Wicked, Oh
you did. I can't even tell you it looks delightful.
I can't even tell you we saw it at the
Man's Chinese That theater is magic and the film is magic.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I'm waking up. I'm holding space for defying gravity. All
of the crying and all of the lunacy in the
press tour, yeah, I completely understand it. It's in my
heart too, No, it is. Oh my god, that's nice.
It's just so nuts. When you see somebody that talented
executing at that high level, it just makes you cry.
It's just unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
You know, it's film is still That's the one thing
that I'm very proud of that America out outputs or whatever.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yeah, we do that the better than anybody.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I'm sure that the French and
the Italians and the English would say that theirs are better.
But there's all right, we are the best, the best day.
You didn't you guys didn't make Cable Guy. We did.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I mean, Hollywood's a bunch of drug addicts and self
absorbed assholes, but I'll tell you what, they know how
to put together a movie.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Hell yeah. And many people think there are pedophiles rings
of pedophiles.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
They are.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
But listen till I saw a movie called The Substance
with Demi Boy.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Oh, I want to see that. I heard it's really tough.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
It is stupid.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I can't believe it's two and a half hours, and
I can't believe I got through the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
We also watched a movie called Conclave, which we're going
to talk about it on aps at patreon dot com,
Slash another podcast network. One of the craziest fucking movies.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Should I see it?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Okay, I don't think you should see the substance.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Okay, well, I have a huge crush on Margaret Quickly.
She is very, very hot, She's so beautiful, great actress.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
She's fully naked in this movie. Okay, and uh but
I got it.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
That's wicked too.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I got a ding dinger a couple points. She dated
Shiloh the Buff, Yeah, yeah, so she's nuts.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Anne Ashton right coucher.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Yeah No, I don't think she dated Ashton to me Moore, Oh,
Demi Moore did. Yeah, yeah, yeah they were. They lied
and said they were married but they weren't.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah, and uh and then uh he used to blame
her why the relationship wasn't working because she was allowing
him to have too many threesomes.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Shame on Earth. Yeah yah, he's a real jerk. Yeah yeah,
I don't like Ashton Cooch absolutely.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I mean, we watched another movie called Heretic, which stars
not Tofa Grace, but Tova Grace is in it. We
all thought Tofah Grace was the nerd. He just he was.
He was the black sheep. He couldn't get along with everybody. No,
he was just not a fucking fucking sick Oh. He
was like all you people are doing stick.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
And Leo had his own little gang of dudes.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
No, I'm talking about that seventies show hanging out with
Danny Masterson and freaking Coochmeister. You know. He was like,
you guys are freaking sick puppies.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
You know, it's funny.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
So we'll get to below Deck in forty seconds.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
That Danny Masterson.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I met him at We were at a at the
hard Rock the House of Blues doing an election event
back in two thousand with the boy band, and I
get introduced to this stouche bag. He couldn't be more
dismissive because they were girls there. You could tell he
was a creep.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah, yeah, creep, big fucking creep. I still do want
to get audited very badly by the Church of Scientology,
just to see what my thetans are at. But that's
we'll talk about that later tonight. This morning, Right now,
whenever you're listening, we have to talk about below Deck.
This season is there's something magical about this clown car
(04:33):
of a boat. I don't know why, but every season
Sailing Out is just it's the best. Yeah, it's the best.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
And it's odd because sometimes you think more is better,
more crew members would make for better television because this
of course only has generally a couple of stews decies. Right.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Uh, but yes, I'm enjoying the season.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I'm shocked by I can't believe they sat on this
season for as long as they did.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Casting casting, casting now. I'm all about casting now.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I don't want to get ahead of myself. I like Chase.
I believe he's a friend of the show. He's a
friend of the communicated. I've watched him do that rebuild
on that boat.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
It's a yes' it sounds. I think when we talked
to him, I was confused as to why anybody would
subject themselves to what he subjects passionate to.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but you know I I don't know
if he is going to be a good addition to the.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Drama on this boat.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Why do you say that, Well, he's just he kind
of lays it out there that he's here for a paycheck, right,
and he's gott to buy that motor for that hot
I get it.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
But did you see the scenes for coming up?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I did.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Did he hook up with someone? Oh Danny, right boy,
poor Anthony? You know she said he was a ted
out of ted Anthony Anthony.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
After the next morning, she said ten out of ted
I don't think a guy that gets ted out of
ten eight hours later has her horny for another dude.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Ten out of ten is digmatized.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I love Danny. Danny is such a fucking pro right Danny.
The morning after the texts were my favorite. Just great job.
Would love to see again. Absolutely not gonna see it.
But but it's this, you know, it's like like a
hitman lays out of tarp, you know what I mean.
Of course, it's just amazing. I'm loving the season. I
(06:18):
love this episode. Four pots.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Okay, I some parts of the episode were problematic. Captain
Glenn suddenly channeling Captain Lee was.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
A big deal.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Was it a big deal?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yeah? They disrespected the boat and they disrespected themselves.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I was shocked.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
What I didn't hear him say he had a pocket
full of plate dickets. Glenn, stay in your lane. You're
the nice guy that people take advantage of it.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
It's fine. Yeah, maybe, yeah, it's fine. Glenn. I liked
the episode.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
We'll get into him being disappointed by the sea rats,
which I'd argue is most of the results are easily predictable.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Can I tell you something. Yes, you're right. How do
you not know that these people are going to get
black out and bleed everywhere? Right, you have to know
that that's going to happen. But so, yeah, when Glenny
did channel Lee, he saved us because we didn't need
to see the searets at the caves. Oh, it was
(07:18):
so much better to just see Glenn at the caves.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Having a great time.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
And we'll get into him because Glenn, I know you're listening,
and I know we're playing this little cat and mouse game.
You know that we've accused you of killing prostitutes in Europe. Yeah,
that little nun story in the cave. I know that
was a wink at a nod, letting us know that
we are on the user.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean you know how many beds
of flowers can one little rabbit? Hop? I mean, you know,
you kill someone, you skin them, you throw them in
a cave, you move on to the next cave. You know,
it's like Cubbies.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Sorry, all right, So, because I want to get into
the episode, do we have anything we need to plug?
Speaker 3 (07:55):
By the way, forty.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Knots Salt Lake City is at Patreon and we are
movie season. I'm so I watched like five movies last week.
The Holidays are movies, and we're gonna be doing a
lot of movie talk at patreon dot com Slash another
podcast network. Patsy's a lot of movies. I see a
lot of movies. We have opinions on them. I'm just
so looking forward to a board season. It's my favorite
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time of year.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Yes, buckle up, three months of people showing up to
large theaters to be cheered on.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
For because of there are That's right, Yes, so excited?
All right?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
May I begin the episode?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Of course I don't have my notes pulled.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
The sea rats are at it again, and at some
point I think Dabadil almost lost to goddamn I. So
this is serious business, but I must say this. Everyone
is drunk. Yeah, and it's Captain Glenn's fault. He let
the sea rats off the leash.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
What these are pretty practical Glenn's fault. No, maybe it's
not his fault.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
It's let me tell you something. You buy the ticket,
you take the ride, you let these sea rats off
the leash, You get you deserve. You know that meth
head that went up to Alaska to hang out with
Grizzly Bears.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
I think they found his thumb.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Oh, you're talking about a grizzly man.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
That's right, the crystal meth head that went up to
Alaska to hang out with grizzly bears. Yeah, completely predictable
that they were going to eat him.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
You be the grizzly bear and I'll be him. Get
away from me.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Stop that and then he eats something.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah, by the way, did you ever see Cocaine Bear?
Speaking of movies, No, Cocaine Bear should have actually been
on the Grizzly Bear guy and called meth Bear. And
then after he eats him, the whole movie is him
like taking apart electronics and mopping the floor for days
on it.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
You're saying that there was so much crank in that
man system that it would have turned the bear into
a crank head. Yeah. Yeah, he needs thumbs to work
on electronic gear, which bears. That's why I'm not afraid
of bears. They don't have thumbs. I'm really not scared
of anything that doesn't have a thumb. You're not afraid
(10:01):
of a shark yep, Hey, do they have thumbs?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Not scared of them.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Well, anyway, my point here was a simple rule for
my life.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
You give sea rats too much time on their hands,
they break things.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
End of story. Captain Glenn, this is on you.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
So Gary threw a tub a tub. Do you remember
these these lollies?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
I saw one on the floor.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
They used to be They were ubiquitous in my childhood.
I don't know where they went. It was as though
they've been erased by the memory police or something, but
they still exist in Ibatha. And Gary threw one at
Daffidil's face and he bled all over the place.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
So it was a lollipop that he Yeah, that's shocking
that that can do that amount of damage.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yeah, I mean, you know I I I told you
last week I threw a water bottle at my producer
on another show. His eye was bleeding for a month.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
You know, I mean these things better listen moving forward, right.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
You know my buddy Sally, we were fighting over a
gambling debt, like in the eighth grade, and I said
something to him and he threw his pen that he
was wagging at my face, across the room at me, and.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
It's stuck in my eye.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yeah, it left a blue spot in the like in
my eye.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Yeah, I beat the shit.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Out of it, right right?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Ye had a coming, Yeah, they cried, he I can't
believe you did that to me.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yeah, well you said you threw a pen in my hed.
You should have paid him back though you owed him
four grand. Okay, So Daisy is she's got a cool
head about this whole thing. I thought, you know, she
was for being as drunk as she was, I thought
she was a pretty cool customer. She was like, just
put some shit on it. There's nothing we can do
right now. Put clem makes up.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
And he's like, da so don't get ahead of yourself.
Because the sea rats, rather than attend to that blood.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Spatter mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
See you're at to be sea rats, they go hit
the coops and pour themselves a couple more cocktails.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Yeah, but the girls have to clean the couch up,
clean the cotch up first. And I'm just thinking, like,
this is why Gary King is.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
God, Oh I did it again?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Hello, how about you grabbed the bottle? Huh? Fuck face?
Why do they have to clean up your mess?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
I think Gary is one of those guys. He has
a very specific gender roles.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Yeah, I love those guys. What's next? Are you gonna
own a slave. Sorry, you know, I mean my god.
So you know what I'm trying to say, Like, he's
not We're not living in that world right now. He is.
He is, And I'm not saying that there are gender norms.
(12:45):
There are, They exist, and we're we're slaves to them
to a certain degree. But you don't have to be
Gary King.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
I'll tell you Quentin.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
He's one and a half years old. All he does
is play with trucks all day and.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
He goes room.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Yeah, he's telling your mom to get in the fucking kitchen.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
That's right. He said that. He said, bitch, go cook
me some eggs.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
He said that to Bonnie. Yeah, and body didn't take it.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
No, No, she's backhanded.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Yeah, put a cigarette out on him. She still smokes. Right,
Oh you changed, okay, all right, So we get to
the next morning. Oh no, no, no, people are trying to
get wet. People are trying to get fucking wet.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Right, that's right.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Keith pops that top off in front of Daisy and
there's a spark here. Right, he is a priest, but
there's a spark. We get in the hot tub and
the priesthood starts immediately. Just this weird fucking you know,
I know that people. Heye, Gary King, I kind of
like Keith. It's pissing me off more than Gary consistently.
(13:43):
Now hold on, thank You's so weird and rude to Danny.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
I have to say this though, he got pulled into
that very positive game called tell me something about me, yeah,
which which always results in someone crying.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
I think, yeah, but there's a way to do it
with act and not be a weird priest. You know,
a man of the cloth who who absolutely despises promiscuous women.
You know, I mean, it's so weird.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
I forget what he said. He said he's well, he
was a cur.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
A bad flirter, and he says, well, I'm only a
bad flirter when I'm not into the person.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Not true, You're just a bad flirter. It's all about you.
Well you have to be into Shut up.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
By the way, this is such an awful game. Why
not just play?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
It's a housewives game. Oh yeah, it's a housewives game.
You know what I mean? This is just designed for drama,
all right, So we hit the sheets.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
So get this, Dylan.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I cannot watch this show in front of my four
and a half year old daughter. They do some stupid
b roll of Gary peeing as he's talking to himself,
and my daughter is filled with questions. Yeah, says why
is he p standing up? Yeah, I'm like, oh God, damn,
I gotta deal with this.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Now, that's not such a mountainous thing to deal.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
With, right, Well, then you have to explain body parts
and why someone stands up, because she says, if I
stand up.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
But will go on the floor.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
I said, that's right, honey, right, right right.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
But it'll go on the floor with him.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
To him too, I should have said that, don't be
like that guy on television.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Okay, So he hit the sheets. Daisy has uh, she
wasn't able to sleep all night. She was tousking turning
and wakes up at six o'clock in the morning and
immediately starts cleaning. I mean, she's just Daisy annoys me,
but she is quite an accomplished sea rat. Yes, she's
good at working. So Glenn gets up and he is fury,
(15:40):
fire and brimstone. The day hath been ruined. Now he
pulls the h I believe he pulls. Does Danny grab
her tits and panic before or after they're dressed down
by Glenn, Hmm, I.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Didn't catch that.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
You know what he did catch though, dell is Glenna.
He asked her, like, why didn't you clean the couches
last night? I think she lied to them.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
I think she said, oh, no one told me about
her something.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
No, Daisy says, and very bravely, so sorry, I'm looking
for something. She says, uh, yeah, it was essentially she
was like, I was way too fuck that. There's no
way I was cleaning that last night. I couldn't stand.
If I tried to piss, it would have gone all
(16:30):
over the floor, you know.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Gary.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
So Glenn tells the crew that emergency meeting. There's an
emergency meeting. Everybody get up. Gary says anything. Okay, he says, no,
they have been They've had their cave privileges revoked. Okay,
no caves for you guys. You're gonna stay here, You're
(16:56):
gonna clean the entire boat. I love this. This is
when the little rascals, you know, the little rascals got
into lots of mischi mischievous things, right, and if you
find a kid hanging upside down from his ankles, you
got to go all right. I know that you guys
like to get into stuff, but we can't do live
booby trapped testing on children. Okay, so you're going to
(17:17):
clean up the treehouse, no caves, that's right, right?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
And dyl I went online. There's that added footage, you know,
to the episode. Glen didn't stop there. He also said
they're grounded and no game Boy for a week.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Yeah, and gosh, I don't think you were you you
were too old for game boys, right?
Speaker 3 (17:36):
I don't know what year is that. I hate video games.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Ninety six, ninety seven, it's probably the first one. And
then game Boy Color came out. I mean the colors.
You wouldn't you wouldn't believe these colors. I mean they
were unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
I know, beat Super Mario Brothers and got bored with
finding different ways to beat it, and then I was
just like, I haven't showered.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
In three days.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Disgusting. I don't want to be this person.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
God imagine, I mean, the fucking the k hole you
would fall into nowadays, what with the rich narrative driven
storytelling and the game mechanics that are just dense. Where
were we sure? Really?
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
You know what I thought, dyl It's too bad, Emma
hadn't extended for one night because she was already fired.
You know, yeah, because when Glenn ass what's up, everyone
should have just like pointed at her.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
And even if she denied.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Its sorry, yeah, you're already fired.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Turn her into the piggy, throw her off the fucking cliff.
That's she's fired. And all she does is smoke. Problem solve,
problem solve. That's a you know, that's where that's your
forty eight laws of power brilliance working in full effect. Okay,
so Glenn goes to the caves and he's at home there.
(18:55):
It's twenty degrees perfect temperature to stave off the nasty
effects of decomposition, right, and the sea rats cleaned the
blood up. Yes, yes, yes, but we did get a
little are we at the sea rat history with Glenn.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Well, he just says he reflects on his time living
in a cave for a month when he was traveling
through Europe in the eighties, and he makes this little
detail that, you know, up, just one hell up in
another cave, a bunch of nurses were hanging out. He
failed to mention that he'd killed them and fed their
bodies in there. And then he mentions the sea rats
(19:32):
are really missing out today.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the crazy thing is that this
was still early in his bloodlust, but he didn't kill
one of them. And she's still there, and she's become
a story, a fable. Children tell their parents that she's real,
but they don't believe them. Right, she is a cave
(19:54):
witch that Glenn birthed through his violence.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Oh no, but the townspeople occasionally when they have that
really naughty kid, yeah, they bring the kid up there.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Just to look at her. Scare that Anderson.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Yeah, yeah. And it works flawlessly because when you when
you come into contact with something that is beyond our realm,
it kind of it humbles you because you realize how
small you are and how powerless you are. Even if
you have thumbs. What are you going to do with
a cave witch at night? It's so scary.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Thanks a lot, Glenn.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Uh So. So meanwhile, sorry, I'm so bad with the
pregnant pausing today. I'm so sorry. But Gary goes around
and apologizes, and I love that. The apology tour is
a necessary thing. It's accepted by many, you know, and
(20:48):
what are apologies? You know? I've never been a big
apology guy. I don't really give a fuck if let's
just whatever the damage is done. But apologies are nice
for a lot of people, my wife, are you kidding me?
It's like a Berkshire Hathaway stock and apology for this woman.
I mean, it's unbelievably valuable. So anyways, Gary goes around
(21:13):
says sorry to everybody, and Deanna is the only person.
Deanna is such a wild card. I don't know what
world she's from. I don't know what land she's from.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
She was making out with someone right in No not Oh,
she's just staring pensively at Danny May having a party.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
And this is where I'll turn on Danny later in
the season. Girl code, you can't.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Not with everyone.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
No, it's not They're not all yours, Danny, I mean,
my gosh. But Deanna is disgusted by Gary. She wants
nothing to do with him. But I think it's absolutely hilarious.
So Glenn gets back to the boat and hangs the
guillotine over their heads for quite a long while.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Yeah, the suspense was very intense. I have to say.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
He does the inspection of the boat here, and it's
worth mentioning what's at stake here more drinking out a club.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
That's what he's holding over their heads.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Yeah, which the game boy doesn't mean a lot to you,
you're tired of it, But to a seven year old,
it's everything. And going and getting black out at a
day club in Ibitha is Pokemon blue to these people,
you know. So he says, I want you guys to
have fun together. Off the boat. You are free to
(22:30):
go to oh day club. We hit the club and
proceed to get fucking shitfaced again. Dyl.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
They don't wait miss a beat. You're not that van
and drinking alcohol. And I was thinking, it's like a
newborn to a mother's breast. It's nature.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
It's nature.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Sea rats. They do what they're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
And this is why we speak about them as though
there are different species. This is uh, this is a
weird thing where there's a natural call to the bottle,
you know what I mean. And that's a social construct,
but it seems as though it's a biological impulse for them.
You know, they've really elevated or or deflated past a
(23:13):
certain human level. There are different creatures, That's what I'm
trying to say. So sa ret history with Deanna. She
is very shy she's so beautiful.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
She is beautiful, so beautiful. I have some theories on this.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Before she's a fucking alien. That's probably why she's shy.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
I'll get into the sea rat rating skill, but first,
the reason why Deanna is shy.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Is because she's attractive.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Attractive people never have to develop the skills that only
people have to develop.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Sure, Danny is very outgoing.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Danny's not homeless.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
I didn't say she was no still.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
But I'm saying that Deanna never had to work that
skill that skill set. Therefore, now when people are kind
of just doing their own things just in the.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Corn, Yeah, I have a different take. You know, we've
been confused about whether she's from the Ukraine, or Portugal
or Iceland. You know, I don't think she's from any
of them. I think she's from Planet X. She was
dropped down here maybe two years ago, and she's still
figuring it out right, because she's just a I mean,
(24:23):
who cares? Who cares? Why I've been on it for
four minutes. You know, I'm sitting here talking about aliens
and shit, and I'm examining it, and I'm like, well,
it doesn't matter, though, so we could just move on well, we.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Can, but I think it's good theory.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Let's get to her Sea rat sad story, right. Okay,
she's shy because one time in class when she was talking,
some other kids made her feel insecure.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Yeah, okay, I have a question for her.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Did a plane crash into the building when you were
giving that book report and for the first time you
saw a dead person when your favorite teacher had her
head leveled with a plane wheelwell and.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Scarred you for life? Did that happen? They shut the
fuck up. That's not sad at all. That's something that happens.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
To all of us minus twenty points. O, May God
have mercy on your soul.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Horrible story. Even her stories are lame.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
So okay. So in order for that to chart a
five while she was bullying, a plane would have had
to have flown into the classroom and the wheelwell would
have had to have killed to capitated her favorite teacher. Okay, Yeah,
that's sad. That is sad. Yeah, you always go with
rather blunt hypotheticals, you know. Well, let me ask you this, Yes, okay,
(25:51):
let me ask you this. Where does this land on this?
Speaker 3 (25:54):
He Rat said, Scout, I'm good at this.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Go ahead, okay. So she's being bullied in class, right, okay,
and she's crying and she looks up at who she
thought was her favorite teacher, and the teacher walks over
sees her crying and taps the children that are bullying
her on the back and she said, continue doing it,
you deserve it. Where would that land on the sea
(26:20):
rat sat scale point five? No? I don't think so.
I think that's really really sad. Okay. So Keith flirts
like once again a man of the cloth, him and
Daisy up, sig it up. And Keith is just he's
just a he's a cinder block.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
I want to talk to people that know him, and
I I want to know if he's not attempting to
leverage himself on this television show, for going.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
For the bigger target Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
No, no, no, Daisy, she's the star of the show.
Why not just you know, go for the star of
the show.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Oh you think that he's Macavelian.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Perhaps that's why I want to talk to some people
that know him. Is he just this shy guy or
is he a little bit more outgoing than he's showing up?
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Nice television show?
Speaker 2 (27:08):
He's a snake. You're going with snake, that's right, Still
don't have thumbs. Danny is ready to get wet. Okay,
she's ready to turn it the fuck up. And she
finally gets out there in the ocean with her man.
She has one of the nicest butts I've ever seen.
It's saying, it's such a good butt. We have these
cuts to Glenn that like, I guess they're necessary. Glenn's
a character on the show. I don't really recall what
(27:31):
he's doing. Oh, he's like time to get the bath going. Yeah, okay,
he's the toad of our or Mario Kart game. Yes,
all right.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
So, oh, it's worth mentioning that.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Gary interrupts Daisy and uh and Keith talking.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's quite the cock block this guy.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Well he's this is how Gary's insecurities go with women.
He will sabotage a woman he's not even into yeah,
if she's talking with another man.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
We get back in the van and he's like, you know,
trying to cock block Danny. He's saying, you got to
watch out for this person. And he looks like Steven
Tyler and uh, Anthony is not he He's not diverted
by any in any real meaningful way, because, uh, he's
(28:19):
about to go have sex with somebody. Yeah, he's a
young man that works at Oh Beach Club in Ibitha
and this is his manna.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Right.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
But you can see for a moment he does have
a little pause in his face when a drunk guy
who works with this girl tells him stranger danger look out.
You know it's based off of absolutely nothing other than
Gary being a cock block. Yes, but you know when
you're a guy, you don't really want to hear that.
You go, oh, what am I? What's what's going on here?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Well, old Patty wouldn't have been back in the day.
I was probably warned a lot of times about women,
but I was thinking.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Who cares, We're not hurting anybody.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Oh, We're just gonna have meaningless, cheap and then I'll
pretend to give her.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
My phone number and I'll never call her again, right
right right? I sound like.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Gary, you do you? Well? You were Gary for a long.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
I was never as bad as Gary. Gary's mean the girls.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Oh, that's right, and I am apologized for putting that on.
That was not right. So the nighttime activities are quite
hilarious to me. Diana is furious that she's not banging anybody.
Glenn is watching Predator, and Keith Keith is white nighting
(29:33):
and cinder blocking in Daisy's fucking bunk. Okay, he's doing
this bizarre thing where you can track his hand and
where he's God, why am I not forgetting it or
not remembering his name? Will Ferrell and Talladega Knights get
in the comments.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Let us know what was his bobby?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Bobby? Yeah, I don't know his last name. Anyways, he
doesn't know what to do with his hands, and Gary
comes in and says, he says woman, Keith Keith turns
into Jane Fonda in two seconds. He's he's very, very
offended by that, and he tells him not to speak
like that. Okay, fucking I understand. We've got conversations on
(30:15):
the show before. If a woman doesn't want to be
called a girl or whatever, you call him whatever you want.
But but Keith doesn't give a fuck. Keith is trying
to slow roll his way into Daisy's regime, and it's
disingenuous and snake like. I do think he's a snake,
thank you. Okay, So next morning, next morning. We've got
a hydraulic leak the daffodel needs to fix, and Danny
(30:36):
kicked Anthony out pretty early in the morning.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Yeah, I didn't want to get in trouble with this
is where Daisy is like a cool boss. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Texts are like, hey, just get this guy out of here.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, wicked cool boss. Uh. Danny tells
Daisy about Gary being a little bag of shit I believe,
not really sure with that note.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Well, then they just talk about how annoying he is
because he tried, you know, sabotaging for the night before.
But then Daisy chats with Gary about being blackout and
he may need to reflect on his drinking.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. She tells Gary that he's, uh, he's
a drunk. Yeah. Do any thoughts on his drunkenness and
his possible chance of again. Do you think he's going
to be able to u pull back the next time
(31:31):
they go out?
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Absolutely not. And it's no surprise to the audience. We've
mentioned this. If you're into this show, you know he's
been thrown off the show.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
He has uh taken a page out of Collins book
and has started his own web whatever the hell they
call him video log or whatever. Yeah, banging with Gary,
banging with Gary out on the open sea.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
Right, he's already started.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
That's really cool. Does he have a patreon?
Speaker 3 (31:54):
I don't know if he has a patreon.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
He's got to get one. Well, we'll talk to him,
all right. So it's time to find out who's coming back.
We are getting a second deckcre third deckhand and it's Chase.
I love Chase. Chase is the man. He's we've talked
him before, sweetest pie. This guy okay, and more importantly,
(32:16):
he's hot.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
He's hot.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
I don't care that he's a nice guy. He is
a nice guy, like I said, but that is that
is no currency here. We need him to be six
foot four, built like a brick shit house, with tattoos
all over the place. That's what we need right now.
He's also got a cute little ass on him.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
Oh yes he does, you know, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
The women objectify him like oh I couldn't discussed crazy.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Yeah, So let's see here. Okay, so we he hasn't
arrived yet, but we learned that. And then Danny and
Deanna chat about her hookup and Danny really rubs it
into Deanna. She tells her the sex was so amazing
and so attense and so loud they couldn't hear her
crying because nobody wants her.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Where's that? Try to see red sides go? That's a
one really. Yeah, Okay, that's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
When someone like they're so embarrassed with her crying that
they smother their face with their own pillow.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Only their pillow knows their tears.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Yeah, and pillows are in adamant objects. I can't know triggered.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
I know. Kathy Lee Gifford.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Yeah, she married Frank Gifford and he got caught on
tape in the hotel room asking a flight attendant.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
How about the man?
Speaker 1 (33:33):
And she wrote a whole album about it, and one
of them was one of the songs was called only
my pillow.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Knows well and again your pillow doesn't. Kathy Lee Gifford
Hodah's co host.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Past host. Yeah, she's been gone for a while. She's retired,
I think semi retired.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
She wrote an album, she.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Did an album, a pop album.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
It's pretty great, yeah, because it was.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
One of those first like really salacious, like in the
dawn of like I mean, TMS wasn't around yet, but
she was why it was so kind of shot and
freud for all of us. Was she sat on her
pulpit talking about how amazing her marriage was and how
great her children was, And yeah, watful.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
You find out cheating rumors that that really that really
kind of hits that. But how about an that's a
different Yeah, that's a nuclear weapons whispers.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
That your husband stepping out on you while he's calling
Monday night football.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
I think you can get past that actual audio of
I'm saying that painful stuff.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Yeah, it's like, you know, Jared Kushner's father. You know
what this this sick puppy did. Oh my gosh, this
guy paid to prostitute twenty five thousand dollars to go
fucking in trap his brother in law who into a
hotel room with cameras everywhere his own brother and his
(34:59):
own brother in law filmed them having sex. Said, you're
out of the company. I have this. I'm gonna give
it to your wife.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
This is real, very real.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Wow, dude, these lizard people play sick games, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Jesus Christ, That's why I just want to be a
regular person.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Me too. All right, So we've got a bunk issue
Gary and Daisy. Well, first off, Danny says that it
was tough to clean up after Anthony.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
I didn't know what that meant either, What.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Could it have meant?
Speaker 3 (35:33):
Mmm?
Speaker 1 (35:35):
No, I can tell you that Kendra from The Girls
next Door, the reality show about the Playboy mansion. Yeah,
back when she was still defending half and Holly had
stepped out and was starting to talk about Half. She said,
she's only talking shit because after we were done in
the bedroom, she was the cleanup crew.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Well, what a beautiful place that was? What home house
of horrors? If you ask me.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Cc deville from the Guitar Player for poison because he
you know, he almost died of drugs, he said.
Speaker 4 (36:12):
It turned from the house of horse house horse, Yeah, yeah,
absolutely absolutely, And you could ask the question, was it
ever the house of anything but horrors?
Speaker 3 (36:24):
Right?
Speaker 2 (36:24):
And if you've got an old man telling a woman
to jerk off a dog, I can't.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Really he said, dogs have needs too.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Yeah, bad guy, bad guy, great magazine.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Complicated, history, complicated, his son's trying to buy back the
the ip good luck?
Speaker 2 (36:40):
So oh yeah, where are we? Well, so there's there's
blood and come everywhere. She says, it's difficult to clean up.
I would imagine she's correct. So Daisy and Gary have
to sort this whole bunk thing out. Now Chase is
coming in, He's gonna need to go into the room
with Chloise and Keith. Gary's gonna need to move out
(37:00):
and move into Daisy's bunk. Now, Daisy, being the professional
that she is, recognizes that Keith is in a closeted
gay kind of way, which he I don't think he is,
but flirting with her a lot, and she's picking up
on that, which means that she should not be bunking
(37:20):
with him. Very very responsible of her. What Keith doesn't
know is that this is a death knell, regardless whichever
way you cut it, because now Gary's in that room.
I mean, Nothing's gonna happen in there. Now Gary's in there,
It's like a fucking cloud, a boner killing cloud in there,
(37:46):
a cloud of bummer. Okay. So I love the level
of commitment between Anthony and Danny. Like I said at
the top of the show, they just send each other off.
We're never gonna each other again. But had a great
night with Ah.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Yes, how quickly they move on.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Yeah, it's really beautiful. I wish I had more of
that in my youth, your ability to detach. No, just
more strange sex. But I don't think that I could
have handled it. You know, God only gives you what
you can handle. I don't think I would have been
very good with sleeping with multiple partners.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Can I tell you something.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
It really diminishes the actual fun of it.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
The more deeper you get into your catalog.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
By the time you hit fifty, then it's just you know,
why am I.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Even doing this?
Speaker 2 (38:38):
What's the point of this role? But I couldn't handle
the messiness with the communication, you know, I mean, how
do you how do you cut somebody? You them?
Speaker 3 (38:47):
Yeah? You just stop answering back.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Yeah yeah, all right. So Chase heads back to the
boat and is already dropping hammers. I mean, these women
are just completely I mean, get more buckets out right
because Chase is here. Now he one of the reasons
outside of him being hot, that I think he's gonna
be a great cast member, great English. He is more
(39:14):
competent than Gary King is, or equally is competent. Yeah,
that's why Gary hates him. So Chase says, I learned
my lesson. I'm gonna do things the way Gary wants
in front of him, and when he's not looking, I'm
gonna do it the right way. Looking forward to it.
He wants to be dependable and he wants to be
a leader. Don't like. If I hadn't seen him and
(39:37):
Danny in that jacuzzie, I'd be very worried about Chase's
boy scout attitude.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Also, we only got eight episodes left, so he's gotta
he's gotta, can't waste any time.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
We'll see what happens later on the season. Yeah, join
us a Patreon dot com slash another podcast network. Oh,
we just did what we've titled our worst episod whatever,
which was us watching Salt Lake Live.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
Yeah, a lot of people liked it.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Yeah, Mary Cosby's staging an intervention on her son while
she's hopped up on backing, and which is just like
you know, we talked about the whole thing. I appreciate
Andy's brave choice to show a mother helping her son
on television.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Or exploiting a person at their lowest moment financially for
all our entertainment, right, Yeah, I mean, poor Robert will
need to get a job eventually. And this footage will
live on forever.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
Shame on you, Andy, Shame on you Mary Cosby.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
And we love you Andy. Thank you for below Deck,
Thank you for listening. Go to patreon dot com, jump
in the iTunes rangey reviewsually five stars, kind words, join
us at the Facebook group. Lots of fun stuff going on.
My Facebook group was a little best Yeah, like the
Twin Towers. You know what, you know what the you
know what Osama bin Laden did to the the Twin Towers. Yeah,
(41:05):
that's what Zuckerberg did to my Facebook. We'll see you
next week. I'm done saying goodbye. Pat segab later, guys,
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