November 29, 2024 • 46 mins
Dylan and Pat are back to break down confiding in Kathy, Andy Cohen as a boss, picture frames that hurt and more from Bravo's RHOBH.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Look, I don't want to sound mean, but look at
Kathy Hilton. Now she's transitioning into Kitlyn Jenner. She's becoming
Caitlyn Jenner right now. I do want to say this
because I thought this is.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I don't think there's anything we could do but elect
Donald Trump. Hilo. Welcome to another brand spanking new episode
(00:35):
of another.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
No.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
What is this called another No? It's called bad TV,
that's right. And the show that we're here to talk
about is h R h OHBH Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Dylan, I've been listening to some of our CAN competitors
to just see, you know, what their takes are on
the show and whatnot. We offer a superior recap than
other podcasts. I think our listeners that really like this,
and don't get me wrong, the ratings are great. Share
this podcast. Take us to the top. Let's knock out
some of those other subpar recaps that I think and
(01:18):
I've listened, feel like they're just phoning it in.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Let's be let's be call her daddy, Let's be the
new call her Daddy.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I want if you share, if you share the show,
then we can build a set for Kamala and then
we can talk to Kamala.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, and I can make like, I don't know, I'll
up charge like what one hundred and fifty grand? What
got to build the set?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Oh yeah, yeah, but we don't.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
We're not here to talk about politics.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
We'll back channel it, right, We'll inflate the budget. We'll
take a hit on taxes, you know. Oh yeah, we'll
do a whole fucking thing. Okay, So happy Thanksgiving to everybody. Yeah,
Ruby is unfortunately not here, sadly, or our baby Charlie
perished last night, our family dog.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
And how old was he?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Eleven?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
So young?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
It's yeah, yeah, because I kind of feel like when
they get sixteen. And don't get me wrong, my dearest
Spotty Boo he lived to be nineteen and he.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Was Frankenstein fair enough.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I was in a three month depression after he Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah, so it's very sad. Ruby has been laying in
different spots on the floor sobbing today. So I don't
think that she I said, you know what would be
good is we put one of those imask things on
you that reduce the puffiness, but you just wear it
the entire time because it looks like you had butteday
Bee's Nest, right now, that's what you call it, right,
A Bee's Nest?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah, okay, so Ruby list tonight, but thoughts and prayers.
So we have the second episode of the season to
get into. But more importantly, we have I believe what
I'm assuming to be a debate over our rating system.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Okay, now do you have the uh I guess the
final three or whatever?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Well, I don't know about a final three, but I
mean I think that there's a clear winner.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
All right, So dyl I have a couple of favorites.
I particularly like the rating system of Baba's. Yeah it's
pretty good.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah. That came from Laurel who said that she could
hear us say.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Bebe ninety nine Baba's.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Yeah, listen, that's really good. What invariably happens is we
decide on a scale that is true and correct, right,
it has it has a wholeness to it, and it
feels as though it should be here, and then you
decide that you're gonna call it whatever the fuck you
want to call it. Right, So this is a little
bit of a few tile exercise, right, okay, but Baba's
(03:53):
we also have my favorite, which was.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
It was just sick SIGs. Yeah, yeah, and I gave
us siggs.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
You know, I think that siggs is perfect because of
you know, det smoking the SIGs. We also have you know,
units of botox.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I liked divorces.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Divorces.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Everyone on this cast is divorced.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
This is a tough one. Toilet babies, pickleballs, cop salads,
Martini's lampat veneers, and carcasses. Carcassuses would be a good
one because I'm gonna I'm gonna just say SIGs, and
you're gonna say, baybas. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I think let's see, is there anything else here?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Let's see?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Oh, how many focks fucks? Yeah? How many fucks do
I give? It's a callback to an Erica Jane song.
Oh really yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Well, okay, how many.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Focks do I give? I think how many focks do
I give?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I think none. I think we're undecided right now.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
All right, we're gonna still work on it. Please keep
the submissions coming in because dyl and I we need
to at least we got to be somewhere in the
same area with each other on right, or it's just
gonna be chaos throughout the season. He'll have his rating system.
I'll have mine and none of us want that.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
So how many babaits do you give this episode?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Okay, all right, I'm gonna get in trouble here because
I was kind of looking over my notes, you know,
because I make notes while you want to go.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
After a powerful black business woman.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
No, I'm gonna go after a couple of cast members.
I was thinking, like, ooh, am I being mean here?
Uh huh, Yeah, because I don't want to be. I
don't want to lean too much into the meat. We're
here to make people laugh. Yeah exactly. But yeah, well
all right, so I'll just get out of the get
out of the gate with Bows. I like bos boss.
She says her name is Bose, right, it is Bows.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Okay, yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
So she made the case and we'll get into it
that she's done climbing ladders, right okay. And she also
said she's gonna make her own ladder and when emails
come in on Monday, she won't be dealing with that
small task. There'll be other people working for her.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Well yeah, yeah, yeah. She doesn't want to command in
her inbox. She wants commands outbound.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yeah right, so she's making the case there but I
got to point out one little thing here. You work
for Brava. You work for a cutthroat gay man it
hates women, and you will answer those emails on Monday
and you'll show up to the location he tells you
to be at or he'll fire your Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah, Now this is the barrage of being a real housewife.
You think that it's all glitz and glam, but it's
actually a disaster, and it's very easy to see that
it's disastrous because watch the show, right right, So the
only one who's really there are a couple who have
(06:48):
risen above the fray. But you have to have money.
You have to have a lot of money. You can't
just be these oc bitches with you know, one point
eight liquid and add a liquid asset.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
That's no.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
You gotta have money.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
You gotta have money, baby, come on, babe. So but
otherwise I really did enjoy the episode. Our first fight
of the evening will be between or we wrap it
up with Kyle and door Ret, and I hope we
don't spend too much time on this specific storyline.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Because it's stupid, right right right, It's uh, it's very
easy and boring to psychoanalyze.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I was like, she's an impostor. I'm like, oh, puc
meet Kettle. My god, I think I know why you're upset.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I have to say this about Dorriat. She is a
new dery. I love it. I do too, And what
I was thinking about it, I was like, I think
I think it's because she lost that fake English accent.
It's like Samson with the hair, but the exact opposite.
She lost it and became more powerful.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I don't want to sound like a pig, but I'm
like extremely attracted.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
To She is gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
It's like it but but she's always been gorgeous. But
it's this, it's this Sasha ferocity that is just like,
let's go.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I have to admit I missed a couple of seasons
of Deree in the last couple of years, but I
don't remember her ever taking on this type of persona. No, no,
it's like a new cast member.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Kate Doe Vibe. We getting a fucking divorce.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Sixty Babets, I give it sixty.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I think Beybas is a winner. I give it sixty
Bedbas as well, because I thought it was I thought
it was a fun episode, and uh, I gotta say
transcendent deit. She's kind of like super sayan deurit. It's
like really powerful.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
It's too bad she's broke. Their house is getting four
closed on. Mary Cosby from Salt Lake City's houses getting
foreclosed on. Guys with Mary Cosby. We'll get into Salt Lake.
That recap will follow in a couple of days. Don't
feel like you need to live in a seven point
five million dollar house, No, you can't afford it.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
You can't afford it.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
No, you can live in a one point two million
dollar house and then you don't have to worry about
that property tax and whatnot.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yeah, I mean the property taxes. You know, what is it?
One hundred and eighty grand a year? I mean you
can't afford it. No, they're only paying you one hundred
and twenty grand.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I don't even know what you do for a live right.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
She cons people out of money. But we last left
off with Plexiglass, Raydon and Kyle Richards talking s Kyle
rich history isn't even acting like yourself anymore. Andreia says
their history counts so that when Kyle exaggerated the relationship
that they had eight years of deep sisterly friendship went
(09:55):
down the toilet.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
I gotta just correct you. There. It was Kyle saying
that dreet had in fact exaggerated the nature of their friendship.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Sorry, that was quite a hurdle trip and a face
plant straight out of the gate.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
You don't feel bad. It's an absolute stupid story.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Well, this is how stupid it is. Right, So, Duritz
says that when Kyle revealed the exaggeration, eight years of
deep sisily friendship went down.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
All right, you're talking about that Amazon Live she did?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Yeah, right now, Kyle says, can I tell you why
I said that our friendship was an exaggeration. The only
answer that could possibly come out of her mouth that
would make any sense is because it is. I don't
fucking have any idea who you are. I don't really
ever see it. But she doesn't say that. She says,
(10:53):
what happened.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
At Bravo con boy talk about thin skin I could
be a rating thin skins out?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Yeah kind of gross?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Yeah, yeah, I agree. Okay, So now I want to
point out this here. Dyl So Durree pointed out that
Kyle decided when she decided to be that fake lesbian
for a year that also hurt their uh non friendship.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Well, yeah, yes, see durt Is shrewd right, she can see,
and she says that she knew the con She's five
this five chest, she's five steps ahead of her, right.
She says, I knew that you were going to say
the things that you've said, right, And I'll tell you
what the actual root of it was. It's when I
criticize your hot Malibu rising lesbo love. I knew that
(11:40):
is when you were going to turn on me. Well,
this woman is a wizard right now.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Well, then, Kyle, I'm sorry. Durree then asked Kyle, why
didn't you reach out? And then Kyle retorts by saying, hey,
I was always a good friend to you, which is
counter to what she was saying on that Amazon Live
You wan't.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Good friends at all. Makes no sense at all. Jennifer
Tilly is looking over there. She can't believe all the pointing.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I'm gonna say this, Kyle has been positioned as clearly
the star of this show for a number of years,
and when you're putting that posture, you be come to
lose a little muscle mass, as it were, You get
a little soft. She is now going to be I
think the girls are going to eat her alive. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
case in point sudden when she leaves the residence of
(12:29):
Kyle later on in the episode home look in that
office and go, oh that's does.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
That make you sayad? All right, I'll see you later.
Jesus Christ. Southern women can be so disgusting like that.
It's just such my fun my aunt Le's Oh my god,
she can say the meanest things in the world. Of
the smiles.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
It's coming from a place of love. To end this
little Yeah, Kyle is a vindictive person. She is a
nice person.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
No, no, no, absolutely not. Now listen, the whole feud
is a little bit boring, so we move on. I mean, listen,
Thereese has found her voice. All right. She drives away
from the surreal party, and I think that we all
have a little tankliness in us. This isn't new. Jarretha
is a new cast member.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I am excited to see and some people have mentioned
this of the comments, this is not an original thought.
We cannot wait for her to start dating. She just
bought herself two more seasons, making one hundred grand a season.
On this year, She's gonna be living in an apartment
in Van Eyes. But she's gonna be great.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Yeah yeah, yeah, she's gonna go to his house.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
She's gonna have to live at whoever she dates house.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Yeah, all right, let's get to the badass workshop though.
Ain't nobody tripping off the things you say? Her name
is but and there's more. Her name is actually very long.
But let's not even attempt Let's just call her boz.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Oh, that's call her bows. But she does point out
that one of her names actually means godess. Yeah hm
right yeah uh, and then she uh, I love buzz.
Now I do want to point out, you know, one
of those things that the ladies do at the top
of the show where they have their little quotes, you know,
like I used to drink tea, but now I like
(14:15):
Lemon's and that's what I've made my life out of. Yeah, yeah, okay,
boss is uh, she's introducing the greatest products she's ever
marketed herself.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Right.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Uh. Once again, the confidence is attractive, but bose uh
the borderline obnoxious. Let's not push this too far. I
think they're to start making fun of you.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
There are taglines they're sorry, I'm an idiot, yes, yeah, yeah, no,
I am too. I had to look it up. I mean,
it's not that it doesn't have a name, it's just
a there's a word for it, and it's taglines like
Erica Jane is like, my ass been different outed about
your bird victims, Babe.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
But I have the hearings.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
I'm awesome, right, Bebe and Kyle's is like, I was
really worried that my daughter's homophobia was going to break
our relationship apart. You know, it's like, what is going on?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Yeah, they got to work on those tags.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Yeah, seriously. So they caught someone saying that they respect
bos more than Beyonce. Can you imagine that? When they
were filming, she was like, my god, I got it.
Boz is one of the truly only, truly impressive people
we've had on this franchise and maybe across all franchise.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Self made, self made housewife. Yes, now she was married
to a white guy.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
She's married to a ginger. Yeah, my god. Yeah, and
her daughter was robbed of having a father, very very sad.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
And she forgot to mention because she said it in
the first episode that they were separated. I'd like to
get a little more information on that. Deil some other
bullet points of both. She was a drunk, Is that right?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Did she say that?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Oh, don't slander the dead come back to haunt you.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
What about like somebody like mouse that done? Can you
slander him?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Who?
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Mao, mao, chairman, mao.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Oh wow, little red book. Oh god, jeez, that's a
deep cut there.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Well, it's not that deep of a cut. I mean,
he was a bad man.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Can you slander I guess you can. He's dead. But
this guy didn't do anything to anybody. So what if
he liked the bottle? I mean, he's only hurting himself. Okay.
So she's been in corporate for twenty five years. Forbes
listed her as the number one chief marketing officer in
the world. She's retired now, but she's been so busy
with those podcasts because we know how busy you could
get with podcasts, and also she's helping others become a
(16:37):
badass like her, hence the sebinar. Dylan, did you catch this?
I wish Ruby's here because she's a stickler for details.
She says, I walked in in twenty thirteen to my
boss for my yearly employee review. Yeah, and he said
something to her, and I couldn't understand what the fuck
he said.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
He said that she wasn't hitting her benchmarks.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Oh he said that. Oh okay, all.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Right, yeah, and she was like fuck this.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Fuck this. Yeah, well it's an employee reveal.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Yeah, but she's she was like so powerful at the time,
Like why is she getting employee reviews? H Okay, I
don't know. Get in the comments. Let us know if
we got that completely wrong. Let's get to Sutton and Kyle.
The best moment of the episode. Now, Sutton is the
grandmother willow of divorce. Okay, her words should be heated
(17:28):
with extreme fidelity, and the juxtaposition of her knowledge about
what this process looks like and Kyle Richard's pie in
the sky idealism is absolutely hilarious.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Yes, Now, Sutton didn't point out what I point out.
I believe some of the ladies may have hinted at
this later in the episode when they're giving your advice.
Everything is fine and dandy, you're great friends. I love it,
your your evolved people, you've consciously uncoupled whatever the fuck.
That's all finding dandy until most starts dating a thirty
two year old and then has a kid with her,
(18:06):
and then she insists that all the life insurance money
right go under her name, and also he wants that
house sold.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
You know where we got you know where we got
married at the Houdini place.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
I was there, right, the guy who owned it married
somebody else. You know what happened.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
They got divorced.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Well, she came in, she said, I don't want anybody here.
That's it. And now you can't rent it in anymore.
Oh wow, that's it. She's just were old and she
was like, nobody's here, that's it. This is our place
is and I love the Maxie. I've said many times
if I was doctor evil, wealthy, I would buy the Getty.
I would buy the Getty Museum. And I would say, everybody,
(18:51):
you're gone. You can't come here anymore, you can't come here.
I would sell all the paintings. I don't really get
this art. Just sell all the paintings, and they go
close to the public, this is mine.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Well, then it gets pretty lonely up there, and then
they'd start thinking like, oh, I think the Grinch shots
some old guy with long fingernails, he peas and empty bottles.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Well, sad, that is what it is. But I'll tell
you know, you'll come over right.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
I'd hang out. I'll do a podcast up there.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Well, it doesn't have to be podcasts. We can have
a glass of wine and we can talk about life.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
But it's a beautiful view over there.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
It's a perfect view of the world. Yeah, it's amazing.
So Kyle and Moe, and you're one hundred percent right,
there are many things along the line of divorce that
will ratchet the heat up. Okay, this is not going
to be a cordial thing for very long. And thinking
that you own half of the agency, because Moe has
(19:40):
said in various interviews and in a book that were
it not for you, you wouldn't be able to do this.
So half of the agency is yours.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
By the way, you can own half the agency. It's
probably in debt by fifty million dollars. They expanded too fast,
and then we were in an inflationary period where interest
rates are now seven and a half percent. No one's
buying anything, and he still has to pay those lease
and rents around the country where he opened agency offices.
But you don't want any part of that, trust me.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Well, even if it was doing well, she wouldn't have
any part of it because she's not on the letterhead. Okay,
that's right. I don't think at least right.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
No, I assume because I believe he has investors in
partners and generally they they they don't take kind to
people putting their wives in age business.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
We're gonna dilute Kyle's shares, right because we can't have
somebody who doesn't do anything for the company taking up
forty percent of the act.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
That being said, unless Mo, unless real estate really tanks,
and I don't think it will. In the agent, I
think he's gonna definitely scale back that operation. However, I
think they're going to be fine.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
There's a very wealthy mass.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Yes, they're going to live very nice lives.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
All right, let's get to gold dusted fruit platters and bows.
His house shoes house.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
So this is where we're going to go. Bounce back
and Okay, how do you feel about the no shoe house?
Speaker 2 (21:07):
A grave inconvenience? But I understand why.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
The only time my wife ever brought race into our relationship,
my wife's black was when she tried to implement this
in our house when it was remodeled. I pushed back,
and she said, so I'm like, oh, it's all you
white people that want to walk around with your shoes on.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Yeah, yeah, I it's it's a disgusting thing.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Maybe it is because I do look at my feet
before I'm ready to go into bed, and I'd never
crawl in bed with dirty feet. You walk around on
these floors, you got black on your feet by the
time you're done. Well.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
But also, I mean, think about what you're tracking inside.
I mean, why we walk around this city homeless people
coming and bleeding and shitting everywhere.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
But we're wearing our shoes, I know.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
But you track that in with you. That's why the
shoes come off. You don't want the blood and the common,
the fucking all that fucking filthy shit up.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
There strying to sell me on being a shoeless household.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
I think shoelass household makes all the sense in the world.
I wouldn't do it. I'll take the filth over the inconvenience.
But that's why you have mopss, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
All right?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
So Bose is asked why Kyle is upset after dear
and Erica Jane baby head over and none of us
really know. But Kyle's plan is to get to read,
to feel bad and for her to move on. And
I think that shockingly, Durit is one hundred percent correct
(22:28):
in that, and that she is awakened to the patterns
of manipulation from Kyle Pigeon Richard's I mean, it's absolutely incredible.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
I'm telling you, it's that goddamn accent. Now that it's gone,
she has clarity.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
All right, So we get back to Sutton, Well we can.
We've covered the Sutton telling Kyle that she's a sheep
about to get slaughtered. Yeah, right, So we get to
Sutton's house and we are defrosting sauce for a pizza prank,
and that's when Erica Jane shows up and she says
that Sutton's dog is disgusting. Then we find out that
(23:02):
Mo has replaced a picture of Kyle Richards in his
office with the picture of him and his Dancing with
the Stars partner. Now, this is a petty, caddie, childish,
(23:23):
disgusting thing to do for a grown man.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Your thoughts, my thoughts are it may at on the outside,
appear hurtful if you didn't know the whole story, but
it's worth mentioning that parading around in front of TMZ
cameras holding hands with a dlist country star pretending to
be a lesbian for the last year. That's also hurtful.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
That is the end.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
So take that, Kyle, right, So I don't want to
hear it.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
But doing it in the office, like you're not even there.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
I think it's so Oh it's funny he's moved out
and yet the office is still Yeah, okay, I get that.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
It's like, what are you doing here now?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
It's like leaving a big old turd in there and
locking the door.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
It's like taking a big, old, hurtful shit right there
on the desk and framing it.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Yeah. I can't figure these two out because it seems like, well,
first off, he clearly fired the first shot. I don't
know who he's been having an affair with. I think
we talked about this with Ruby last week. It's someone
who has something as much to lose as he does,
which is why we're not No one's written a book
about it or talk to TMZ. However, I believe infidelity
has been a fixture in their relationship. You think it's no,
(24:36):
it's not to I don't think it's to Ree. No,
they're not that desperate for a storyline yet and I
think it's sudden never, but I think that Kyle like
they've been done for years. Yeah, okay, because I could
see the overcompensating with Kyle going on podcasts saying that,
(24:59):
you know, when Moe was gonna come home after a
long day, I usually like the house of candles all around,
just because I want it to smell good for the man
I love when he walks in. I heard her to
say that on a podcast one time. I was like,
oh my fucking god, Yeah, you are so lying.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Right, It's like a Facebook crime.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
It's like a Facebook crime.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
How is it?
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Professor Protestant? Yes, shut up, Kyle. When you like post
a picture of you and your husband on your wedding
day and it's from five years ago, and you're like,
I knew the day I meant this bad that my
life would change, but I never knew it would change
in such a good way. Oh yeah, and then I
found out like last week, you guys are getting divorced or.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
She killed him or that.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Yeah, don't do that with Facebook.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
No, don't commit Facebook crime. Said the absolute worst. Anyway,
Where am I King David? You know King Dave he
was an adult, he was a thief, but God picks
him perfect vessels.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Jesus Christ, I just built a beer on my notes.
That's all right. I don't need these. It's not working
out for me this episode anyway.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Listen, it's a heavy night, Charlie's passed away. Turkey days tomorrow,
we're all tripped to faned out. Okay, And this episode
was sixty babays, it wasn't one hundred babys. Okay.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
I mean, come on, I feel like I'm not only
getting to know the new cast member Bose, but I'm
also getting to know.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Dared, two new cast members. Now, Sutton says that Kyle
is hurt and hopeful, and you think Sutton's one hundred
percent correct, right?
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Oh? At basically to file for divorce, yeah, oh yeah,
like unless there's a chance for reconciliation. Now we glossed
over this, but at Bose's house, I believe that Dured
had said at the time that there was a possibility
of reconciliation with BK. I do I think that's true.
(26:59):
He's already moved on, and you two absolutely, it's so.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Crazy like I've seen I've seen a couple of divorces,
and a lot men just get are done with it.
It's like they see the fucking light at the end
of the tunnel and they just run towards it. And
it's kind of a cowardly thing to do. You know,
you you should try to make things better.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
But yeah, I mean, especially when you have kids, like
I'll do everything to make my marriage work.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
I honestly, I think it's just I think it's new pussy.
I think guys just flip out and start running.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Oh you're saying if they have an affair and they
start hooking up.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Look at p K the fucking conversation at the end
of this episode. He's like, baby, we'll divorced. Baby. It's like, no,
you're not.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
We're not gonna talk five times a day. Now, we're
gonna talk one time.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
We're not gonna do that, baby. Okay, So Erica says,
you know, swapping out this photo doesn't make anything better.
In fact, it makes things worse, Thank you, Erica. So
Kathy cooks up a prank, right, they're gonna head over.
She's gonna she's gonna pretend to be Buffalo Bill.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Now, okay, that's funny. You say she's gonna take the
Buffalo bill. Yeah, because I look, I don't want to
sound mean, but look at Kathy Hilton. Now she's transitioning
into Caitlyn Jenner. She's becoming Caitlyn Jenner right now?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Is she still trans?
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (28:27):
If Kathy Jenner transitions, or if Kathy Elton transitions into
Kaitlyn Jener.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Is she trans Yeah, she's trans? Yeah, yeah, yeah, No,
I do want to say this because I thought this
is I don't think there's anything we could do but
elect Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
See all, I went to hell? What ails us? Right, babe?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
I love Kaitlyn.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Yeah, Kaitlin's the best.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
So I was gonna say this, all right, So it's
interesting when they ring the buzzer at the house.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
You finally that Caitlyn is walking around with like a
hot piece of ass right now, is he?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Yeah? She? Oh sorry sorry sorry.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Yeah, look at that sorority girl. I got suck at
my dick. I don't know what's going and then it
doesn't matter what's going on to tell the audience you're gay.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I'm gay, okay, because that's okay to say that when
you're gay, you know, okay.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
My dad thinks i'm gay, even though I've been married
for eight years.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
He thinks you're gay. Yeah, so hereways posting something on Facebook.
I tried to read into.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Oh my god, I'm so happy I'm not on Facebook
because as my father grows to be more conservative, I
don't think I could. I can't. I can't come up.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
I can't stomach the Facebook posts.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
We're sending javelin missiles to Japan.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Wake up, people, What are you in the State Department?
What do you? What the fuck?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Leave Peter alone? I love him. Okay, this is how
this prank should have gone down. When they buzz the
buzzer at that gate at Kyle's place, he said, who
is it? They should have said, we're the guy's PK
hired to fake rob, fake rob das the house for
insurance money. That's what they should have said.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Yeah, yeah, but no, she didn't say that, she said,
and Kyle's on so much fucking adderall she has no
clue what's going on. She the fact that they do
this to people, You can totally tell that they do
this to people on a regular basis. A delivery driver
shows up at some gaudy fucking house and it's like lady,
(30:38):
I have seventy five fucking deliveries to make and I
get paid seventeen dollars an hour. Can you hurry the
fuck up?
Speaker 1 (30:46):
This is when Jeff Bezos and I don't like Jeff Bezos,
but this is when he gave the mandate. Just ring
the buzzer, don't wait till the answer, and throw the
fucking package over the gate.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
The throw it over the gate.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
That's all they do. Now, that's all they do, you know,
because his liability get bit by a fucking pit bull
or some shit. No smart, but uh yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Throw it over the hedges. Well, they're essentially sweatshop workers
at this point.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
I know someone that work for them recently. Don't say
the name. Don't say the name.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Say the name. No, no, I'm not going to say
the name. Why would I do that? But yeah, I
heard golf balls the other day and they showed up
like four hours later. I was like, how did this happen? Bezos?
That's how he laughs? Creepy guy.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Do you know, I don't think I've ever told this so.
Pat Witzel, who was a big CIA guy, My company
serviced his kid's turtle tank at his mansion. He was
married to Jeff Bezos' girlfriend. And one day I was
there because we install the new one. I walked by
her and she's on the phone going, I miss you baby.
(31:56):
I think she was talking to Jock.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Really, you think she was talking to Jay Yeah, I
think she was talking to JB. Smooth. I don't think
she want anything to do with Jeff Bezos. Anyways, this
actually goes off without a hitch. Okay, they surprised Kyle
and it's very very joyful. Actually, it's a really wicked,
joyful prank.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
I have to say this. I didn't want to tell
my wife this. Dyll. You were at my birthday at
Laurel Tavern. It was great to have you there. Yeah,
my wife and I went had lunch. Yeah, And then
I told her after we had lunch, I go, I
just want to go home. I'm tired. She goes, and
I'm wearing shorts, and she goes, why don't we go
(32:37):
to Laurel Tavern for a drink? And I go, I
don't want to go. I'm tired. I want to take
a name. Yeah, And then I go, all right, I'll
do a drink for you, and I walk in and
then she had a surprise party for Yeah, yeah, I
liked it. And I never tell her this, but I
will say, don't ever fucking do that to me again.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Yeah, I know. I've done a surprise party one time
and my wife was like, don't ever do it again.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Because ever do it again. She didn't get to have
her hair done, wear the clothes she wants, be comfortable,
be in the mindset of a party. It's like, I
still had a great time, don't get me wrong, sure,
but someone should have tipped me off and said, uh,
like if I because I saw you earlier that day
we had podcasts and of course you kept it from me, which.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Yeah, of course. Man, if somebody tells me a secret,
my fucking lips are sealed. I don't drop. I don't die.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
My point is, Kyle, I Bet was pissed at production.
She just wants to hang out with her daughter, and
the production was there already, I know, but they're going
to wrap up her. It probably was a scene like hey, Kyle,
we're just coming over. We're gonna catch you in sofia
like making Brussels sprouts, and then we'll cut out. Talk
about how lonely you are now that the house is
so empty.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
And then incomes Buffalo Bill and suddon.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Isn't it sad that you've got that picture? Are you
a fucking hospital?
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Now you get to sleep on your pillow and it's
soaked with fucking tears?
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Right right? Right? Take that bitch. Okay, So Kathy had
some advice for Kyle. Move on. Okay, now, Kathy is
can you imagine confiding in Kathy for anything?
Speaker 1 (34:10):
No? I can't. I want to give some contexts here.
This is normally Ruby's job. Dylan, I think you know this,
and maybe, but the audience needs to know we understand
the landscape here. Moe worked for Rick, Kathy's husband in
the real estate part portion of the Hilton whatever.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
And he, unlike me, has fucking had some things to
say about the Hilton family.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Not only that, but when he left, he took a
good portion of the staff to jump over with the agency,
and that put a bad taste in Kathy's mouth.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
He's a poacher.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
He's a poacher.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Nobody likes a poacher, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (34:49):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
You know, if I was a superhero, obviously my number
one teleportition would or my number one power would be teleportation.
So I never had an interface with an airline ever. Again. Yeah,
but if I was to be a superhero, I'd be
a vigilante that takes up poachers, not like career poachers.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
You've been talking about people taking the touss off of
fucking rhinoceros.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
You go and there's fifteen gray rhinos left, and I
catch wind through my superpowers that you're gonna go fucking
have a boy's day and go kill it. You know
what I do?
Speaker 1 (35:19):
I kill you dyl Sorry, they call me the poacher.
This triggered a memory mine. I love the Vice Network,
their earlier program. When the network got started, it's Spike
Jones as a part owner. Some people are still affiliated
with the original magazine Advice.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Anyway, Shane's bringing back online content.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
I love Shane. So. I heard an interview with him
this week.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
He's a drunk.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
He does sound like a drunk, and he also says
the word he curses a lot, which is what do
they say about intelligence? It's the language of anyway. Very
impressive guy, that being said, And so I remember seeing
them doing a story on they wouldn't even kill the rhinoceros.
They just climb on top of them and they cut
the goddamn thing off and then he bleed. The poor
(36:02):
rhinos would bleed out, and it hurts them. That's right.
But then I was thinking the other vice angle is
they do the dark Side series, and they did one
on Bravo and Andy Cohen this week. They had all
the Bravo women that have are no longer on the show,
(36:22):
and one of them was a Viva. Oh yeah, yeah,
the leg woman, you know, and she fucking hates that
guy and they yeah, and they talked about some vanity
story that was printed probably like three years ago. I
think that also got Beth Andy Frankel saying like, hey,
you're getting these Casmo was drunk and then you're filming
them and you're also not paying them anyway. Sorry, wild tangent,
(36:46):
where am.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
I not listen? Listen it's a it's a racket. It's
a racket. I mean, it's essentially, I mean, they run
these women like they would run the mafia. I mean,
it's just a complete extory.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
They had Vicky Gunnelson also on this and she had said.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
That Vicky, we need John Oci. Don't go yapping.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
She was yapping, and they both Aviva and Vicky and
Caroline is it Rasindel whatever the New York Yeah, they
all said at the end, if they were asked back,
they'd go back on. Yeah, that is quite the poison.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Right, Yeah, it's like Heroin. I mean, there's no sequel
to pulp fiction. But I bet Uma went back to
the fucking well you know what I mean. Well, she
didn't do Heroin though, she thought that was coke.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
She thought it was coke.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
She thought it was coke. Chat. Great scene. Yeah, all right,
So Sutton is complaining to the women about how the
romance really gets snapped out of the relationship once you
divorce and take fifty percent of each other's assets, right,
and she didn't get flowers anymore.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Oh kind of thought on this, Yeah, Erica Jane had
a thought on it too. Yeah. Well, for those of
you maybe you caught this the episode. As part of
the settlement for Sutton's divorce, she gets three hundred and
fifty thousand dollars a month for the rest of her life.
She could technically buy a entire flower store every month
(38:25):
for the rest of her life and ten years after
she's dead.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's doing okay, I think so now,
Erica Jane baby says, you're getting the payments, baby, right.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
I'm not getting anything, baby.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Now, how did how did Erica get so shafted? Is
it because they seized everything?
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Yeah, they got it. They liquidate everything. Yeah, there's nothing left.
She married the wrong guy. Clearly she enjoyed twenty years. Yeah,
but you're done. Although I think there were accusations she'd
squad hidden some money away, like in jewelry. Yeah, yeah,
because they couldn't account for like, hey, uh where did
(39:08):
these million dollars whatever?
Speaker 2 (39:10):
When I don't know, baby, get this lie attacked her
off made baby. She beat it with fine colors, babe.
That's why she was wearing the earrings.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
M you know see I still have them, baby.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Yeah. So she didn't get any money because Tom lost
all of his money. That's right, Okay, got it. I
didn't know they came down on the poor guy so hard.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Yeah. Normally they won't liquidate your primary residence when you're
being sued civilly. Yeah, so you get to keep a house.
So there may have been some money set aside for
her to be able to exist, but definitely not.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
Yeah. Thrive, No, And you could argue that, you know,
she is thriving but she's not. Okay, let's get to
pick and dery Pique is he is awakened as well. Right,
he is no longer on the bottle, and he's also
(40:11):
a fat cell.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
She points that out. They sit down, by the way,
you're annoyed by his new clothes, in the fact that
his double chin just got fatter. You have a problem
with him talking while his food in his mouth.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Well, okay, So if you sit down at a restaurant
and before the water is all the way up the glass,
you order bread and shoes drink fries, you're either one
of those annoying people that eats whatever they want and
they can't get any weight, or you're a fat.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
See you're a fatty. Yeah. Also that is also a.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
God damn it.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Sorry. When you do quit alcohol, you naturally will gain
weight because you got to replace one addiction for another.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
Right right, right, But you'll you'll also lose weight too,
because alcohol.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Is a lot of uh not when you've been a
drunk fat long.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
I think that's just what happened to you. I think
most people. Anyways, we sit down with Derey and PK
and we talk about their lovely marriage, and PK says
let me explain it to you, to describe it. If
you and all I spoke to the servant the way
that we spoke to each other at would be kicked
(41:23):
out in this restaurant. And it's like, well, yeah, husbands
and wives know each other very intimately and in the
rare instances when things get hairy, Yeah, obviously you speak
to one another worse than you would speak to a server.
The peaks and the troughs are higher, you know what
I mean. You don't know that server at all. You
(41:44):
can't express the love to that server either. You'd get
kicked out for that as well. So it was just
kind of a nonsense point to me. And he's not
making any sense.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
I all right, So I it made sense to me. Yeah,
they were crossing boundaries with each other there where, right,
every conversation, you're annoying the other person.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
She called them a fat drunk.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Many times you don't like each other and you forget
that you actually love each other. And also you fucking
well she had said this, It's like, god, what was
one of the quotes like they had said, like I
hope you burn in hell? Sure's I don't know if
you can come back from crossing that line. Yeah, my
(42:26):
wife and I we argue, especially with the kids. We're exhausted,
and each one accused the other of not doing as
much work in the house. But we never raise our voices.
We just are annoyed with each other.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Oh good for you.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Yeah, I can't wait until we get past this.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
Yeah. No, it's gonna be a lot of fun. But
Dree and Pique are not past this, and it was
weird to me. They seemed like they were on completely
different planets. Dreet sounded like she, bizarrely enough, was open
to the idea of them getting back together and this
working out, and Pik is peeling off in his maserati
(43:06):
because he has a prostitute at his house a.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
Hotel, right right, Yeah, with someone else's money.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Yeah. So the main thing I took from PK and
I'd love to get your take on this, because you're
a father and a husband. But to me, he sounded
like a massive baby and the confidence that he was
saying the childlike things that he was saying them with
was embarrassing. Now, I don't know if that sentence made sense,
(43:38):
but hopefully it came across well enough. He says that
he wants to be in a marriage where the husband
and the wife are more important than the kids. Yeah,
I think that's beautiful. I don't know in what reality
this man is living in.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Yeah, you know, I actually was. We were counseled by
a pastor before we got married, and they had suggested
that we hold our relationship with more importance than children
when children would come, because our bond was stronger holding
that together, Right, Because once you just start focusing on
the children, you can kind of forget the other person,
(44:23):
and then you break up and now you've split your family.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
That I think. No, Yeah, it's interesting. I mean, you listen,
everybody's situation is different. Who's to say there's one way
of doing it? But he did sound like a big
fat baby to me.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
And they're definitely done.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Oh absolutely, get in the comments. Let us know. Do
you like SIGs? Do you like babys? Have you come
up with something else that is better? Happy Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Happy Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2 (44:51):
And hey, even more importantly, happy Black Friday?
Speaker 1 (44:55):
Really yeah you're still doing that?
Speaker 2 (44:57):
Oh? Yeah? I I poor all of you to go
fucking fight a perfect stranger over a toy Best buy
this holiday?
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Now, how about a TV?
Speaker 2 (45:08):
Yeah? TV keyboards?
Speaker 1 (45:11):
They said, hey, come on on down here, we got TVs.
They're eighty five inches for fifty five dollars. They don't
tell you is there's only three and you're gonna have
to You're gonna have to wrestle that other guy to
get that teach.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
And what they also don't tell you is that they
aren't really there's no intention of making money at all.
This is a human experiment that is being funded by
the Central Intelligence Agency. Okay, Black Friday, they took over
retail a long time ago. There are the people that
kicked this whole thing off. And it's really as stressed
(45:44):
has to see how depraved and disgusting we are in
this country. And I think they're finding out a lot
of great info. Happy Thanksgiving up down and saying goodbye, Pat,
say goodbye Happy Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
In over the hill, still on the bed, was still
in out of the head.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
I want to buck on the stone. I could on
the back.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
Stub and all others.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
On fire. You know the ways
Look, I don't want to sound mean, but look at
Kathy Hilton. Now she's transitioning into Kitlyn Jenner. She's becoming
Caitlyn Jenner right now. I do want to say this
because I thought this is.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I don't think there's anything we could do but elect
Donald Trump. Hilo. Welcome to another brand spanking new episode
(00:35):
of another.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
No.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
What is this called another No? It's called bad TV,
that's right. And the show that we're here to talk
about is h R h OHBH Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Dylan, I've been listening to some of our CAN competitors
to just see, you know, what their takes are on
the show and whatnot. We offer a superior recap than
other podcasts. I think our listeners that really like this,
and don't get me wrong, the ratings are great. Share
this podcast. Take us to the top. Let's knock out
some of those other subpar recaps that I think and
(01:18):
I've listened, feel like they're just phoning it in.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Let's be let's be call her daddy, Let's be the
new call her Daddy.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I want if you share, if you share the show,
then we can build a set for Kamala and then
we can talk to Kamala.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, and I can make like, I don't know, I'll
up charge like what one hundred and fifty grand? What
got to build the set?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Oh yeah, yeah, but we don't.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
We're not here to talk about politics.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
We'll back channel it, right, We'll inflate the budget. We'll
take a hit on taxes, you know. Oh yeah, we'll
do a whole fucking thing. Okay, So happy Thanksgiving to everybody. Yeah,
Ruby is unfortunately not here, sadly, or our baby Charlie
perished last night, our family dog.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
And how old was he?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Eleven?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
So young?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
It's yeah, yeah, because I kind of feel like when
they get sixteen. And don't get me wrong, my dearest
Spotty Boo he lived to be nineteen and he.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Was Frankenstein fair enough.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I was in a three month depression after he Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah, so it's very sad. Ruby has been laying in
different spots on the floor sobbing today. So I don't
think that she I said, you know what would be
good is we put one of those imask things on
you that reduce the puffiness, but you just wear it
the entire time because it looks like you had butteday
Bee's Nest, right now, that's what you call it, right,
A Bee's Nest?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah, okay, so Ruby list tonight, but thoughts and prayers.
So we have the second episode of the season to
get into. But more importantly, we have I believe what
I'm assuming to be a debate over our rating system.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Okay, now do you have the uh I guess the
final three or whatever?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Well, I don't know about a final three, but I
mean I think that there's a clear winner.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
All right, So dyl I have a couple of favorites.
I particularly like the rating system of Baba's. Yeah it's
pretty good.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah. That came from Laurel who said that she could
hear us say.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Bebe ninety nine Baba's.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Yeah, listen, that's really good. What invariably happens is we
decide on a scale that is true and correct, right,
it has it has a wholeness to it, and it
feels as though it should be here, and then you
decide that you're gonna call it whatever the fuck you
want to call it. Right, So this is a little
bit of a few tile exercise, right, okay, but Baba's
(03:53):
we also have my favorite, which was.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
It was just sick SIGs. Yeah, yeah, and I gave
us siggs.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
You know, I think that siggs is perfect because of
you know, det smoking the SIGs. We also have you know,
units of botox.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I liked divorces.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Divorces.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Everyone on this cast is divorced.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
This is a tough one. Toilet babies, pickleballs, cop salads,
Martini's lampat veneers, and carcasses. Carcassuses would be a good
one because I'm gonna I'm gonna just say SIGs, and
you're gonna say, baybas. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I think let's see, is there anything else here?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Let's see?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Oh, how many focks fucks? Yeah? How many fucks do
I give? It's a callback to an Erica Jane song.
Oh really yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Well, okay, how many.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Focks do I give? I think how many focks do
I give?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I think none. I think we're undecided right now.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
All right, we're gonna still work on it. Please keep
the submissions coming in because dyl and I we need
to at least we got to be somewhere in the
same area with each other on right, or it's just
gonna be chaos throughout the season. He'll have his rating system.
I'll have mine and none of us want that.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
So how many babaits do you give this episode?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Okay, all right, I'm gonna get in trouble here because
I was kind of looking over my notes, you know,
because I make notes while you want to go.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
After a powerful black business woman.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
No, I'm gonna go after a couple of cast members.
I was thinking, like, ooh, am I being mean here?
Uh huh, Yeah, because I don't want to be. I
don't want to lean too much into the meat. We're
here to make people laugh. Yeah exactly. But yeah, well
all right, so I'll just get out of the get
out of the gate with Bows. I like bos boss.
She says her name is Bose, right, it is Bows.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Okay, yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
So she made the case and we'll get into it
that she's done climbing ladders, right okay. And she also
said she's gonna make her own ladder and when emails
come in on Monday, she won't be dealing with that
small task. There'll be other people working for her.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Well yeah, yeah, yeah. She doesn't want to command in
her inbox. She wants commands outbound.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yeah right, so she's making the case there but I
got to point out one little thing here. You work
for Brava. You work for a cutthroat gay man it
hates women, and you will answer those emails on Monday
and you'll show up to the location he tells you
to be at or he'll fire your Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah, Now this is the barrage of being a real housewife.
You think that it's all glitz and glam, but it's
actually a disaster, and it's very easy to see that
it's disastrous because watch the show, right right, So the
only one who's really there are a couple who have
(06:48):
risen above the fray. But you have to have money.
You have to have a lot of money. You can't
just be these oc bitches with you know, one point
eight liquid and add a liquid asset.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
That's no.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
You gotta have money.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
You gotta have money, baby, come on, babe. So but
otherwise I really did enjoy the episode. Our first fight
of the evening will be between or we wrap it
up with Kyle and door Ret, and I hope we
don't spend too much time on this specific storyline.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Because it's stupid, right right right, It's uh, it's very
easy and boring to psychoanalyze.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I was like, she's an impostor. I'm like, oh, puc
meet Kettle. My god, I think I know why you're upset.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I have to say this about Dorriat. She is a
new dery. I love it. I do too, And what
I was thinking about it, I was like, I think
I think it's because she lost that fake English accent.
It's like Samson with the hair, but the exact opposite.
She lost it and became more powerful.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I don't want to sound like a pig, but I'm
like extremely attracted.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
To She is gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
It's like it but but she's always been gorgeous. But
it's this, it's this Sasha ferocity that is just like,
let's go.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I have to admit I missed a couple of seasons
of Deree in the last couple of years, but I
don't remember her ever taking on this type of persona. No, no,
it's like a new cast member.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Kate Doe Vibe. We getting a fucking divorce.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Sixty Babets, I give it sixty.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I think Beybas is a winner. I give it sixty
Bedbas as well, because I thought it was I thought
it was a fun episode, and uh, I gotta say
transcendent deit. She's kind of like super sayan deurit. It's
like really powerful.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
It's too bad she's broke. Their house is getting four
closed on. Mary Cosby from Salt Lake City's houses getting
foreclosed on. Guys with Mary Cosby. We'll get into Salt Lake.
That recap will follow in a couple of days. Don't
feel like you need to live in a seven point
five million dollar house, No, you can't afford it.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
You can't afford it.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
No, you can live in a one point two million
dollar house and then you don't have to worry about
that property tax and whatnot.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yeah, I mean the property taxes. You know, what is it?
One hundred and eighty grand a year? I mean you
can't afford it. No, they're only paying you one hundred
and twenty grand.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I don't even know what you do for a live right.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
She cons people out of money. But we last left
off with Plexiglass, Raydon and Kyle Richards talking s Kyle
rich history isn't even acting like yourself anymore. Andreia says
their history counts so that when Kyle exaggerated the relationship
that they had eight years of deep sisterly friendship went
(09:55):
down the toilet.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
I gotta just correct you. There. It was Kyle saying
that dreet had in fact exaggerated the nature of their friendship.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Sorry, that was quite a hurdle trip and a face
plant straight out of the gate.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
You don't feel bad. It's an absolute stupid story.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Well, this is how stupid it is. Right, So, Duritz
says that when Kyle revealed the exaggeration, eight years of
deep sisily friendship went down.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
All right, you're talking about that Amazon Live she did?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Yeah, right now, Kyle says, can I tell you why
I said that our friendship was an exaggeration. The only
answer that could possibly come out of her mouth that
would make any sense is because it is. I don't
fucking have any idea who you are. I don't really
ever see it. But she doesn't say that. She says,
(10:53):
what happened.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
At Bravo con boy talk about thin skin I could
be a rating thin skins out?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Yeah kind of gross?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Yeah, yeah, I agree. Okay, So now I want to
point out this here. Dyl So Durree pointed out that
Kyle decided when she decided to be that fake lesbian
for a year that also hurt their uh non friendship.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Well, yeah, yes, see durt Is shrewd right, she can see,
and she says that she knew the con She's five
this five chest, she's five steps ahead of her, right.
She says, I knew that you were going to say
the things that you've said, right, And I'll tell you
what the actual root of it was. It's when I
criticize your hot Malibu rising lesbo love. I knew that
(11:40):
is when you were going to turn on me. Well,
this woman is a wizard right now.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Well, then, Kyle, I'm sorry. Durree then asked Kyle, why
didn't you reach out? And then Kyle retorts by saying, hey,
I was always a good friend to you, which is
counter to what she was saying on that Amazon Live
You wan't.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Good friends at all. Makes no sense at all. Jennifer
Tilly is looking over there. She can't believe all the pointing.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I'm gonna say this, Kyle has been positioned as clearly
the star of this show for a number of years,
and when you're putting that posture, you be come to
lose a little muscle mass, as it were, You get
a little soft. She is now going to be I
think the girls are going to eat her alive. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
case in point sudden when she leaves the residence of
(12:29):
Kyle later on in the episode home look in that
office and go, oh that's does.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
That make you sayad? All right, I'll see you later.
Jesus Christ. Southern women can be so disgusting like that.
It's just such my fun my aunt Le's Oh my god,
she can say the meanest things in the world. Of
the smiles.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
It's coming from a place of love. To end this
little Yeah, Kyle is a vindictive person. She is a
nice person.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
No, no, no, absolutely not. Now listen, the whole feud
is a little bit boring, so we move on. I mean, listen,
Thereese has found her voice. All right. She drives away
from the surreal party, and I think that we all
have a little tankliness in us. This isn't new. Jarretha
is a new cast member.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I am excited to see and some people have mentioned
this of the comments, this is not an original thought.
We cannot wait for her to start dating. She just
bought herself two more seasons, making one hundred grand a season.
On this year, She's gonna be living in an apartment
in Van Eyes. But she's gonna be great.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Yeah yeah, yeah, she's gonna go to his house.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
She's gonna have to live at whoever she dates house.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Yeah, all right, let's get to the badass workshop though.
Ain't nobody tripping off the things you say? Her name
is but and there's more. Her name is actually very long.
But let's not even attempt Let's just call her boz.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Oh, that's call her bows. But she does point out
that one of her names actually means godess. Yeah hm
right yeah uh, and then she uh, I love buzz.
Now I do want to point out, you know, one
of those things that the ladies do at the top
of the show where they have their little quotes, you know,
like I used to drink tea, but now I like
(14:15):
Lemon's and that's what I've made my life out of. Yeah, yeah, okay,
boss is uh, she's introducing the greatest products she's ever
marketed herself.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Right.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Uh. Once again, the confidence is attractive, but bose uh
the borderline obnoxious. Let's not push this too far. I
think they're to start making fun of you.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
There are taglines they're sorry, I'm an idiot, yes, yeah, yeah, no,
I am too. I had to look it up. I mean,
it's not that it doesn't have a name, it's just
a there's a word for it, and it's taglines like
Erica Jane is like, my ass been different outed about
your bird victims, Babe.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
But I have the hearings.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
I'm awesome, right, Bebe and Kyle's is like, I was
really worried that my daughter's homophobia was going to break
our relationship apart. You know, it's like, what is going on?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Yeah, they got to work on those tags.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Yeah, seriously. So they caught someone saying that they respect
bos more than Beyonce. Can you imagine that? When they
were filming, she was like, my god, I got it.
Boz is one of the truly only, truly impressive people
we've had on this franchise and maybe across all franchise.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Self made, self made housewife. Yes, now she was married
to a white guy.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
She's married to a ginger. Yeah, my god. Yeah, and
her daughter was robbed of having a father, very very sad.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
And she forgot to mention because she said it in
the first episode that they were separated. I'd like to
get a little more information on that. Deil some other
bullet points of both. She was a drunk, Is that right?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Did she say that?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Oh, don't slander the dead come back to haunt you.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
What about like somebody like mouse that done? Can you
slander him?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Who?
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Mao, mao, chairman, mao.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Oh wow, little red book. Oh god, jeez, that's a
deep cut there.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Well, it's not that deep of a cut. I mean,
he was a bad man.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Can you slander I guess you can. He's dead. But
this guy didn't do anything to anybody. So what if
he liked the bottle? I mean, he's only hurting himself. Okay.
So she's been in corporate for twenty five years. Forbes
listed her as the number one chief marketing officer in
the world. She's retired now, but she's been so busy
with those podcasts because we know how busy you could
get with podcasts, and also she's helping others become a
(16:37):
badass like her, hence the sebinar. Dylan, did you catch this?
I wish Ruby's here because she's a stickler for details.
She says, I walked in in twenty thirteen to my
boss for my yearly employee review. Yeah, and he said
something to her, and I couldn't understand what the fuck
he said.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
He said that she wasn't hitting her benchmarks.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Oh he said that. Oh okay, all.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Right, yeah, and she was like fuck this.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Fuck this. Yeah, well it's an employee reveal.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Yeah, but she's she was like so powerful at the time,
Like why is she getting employee reviews? H Okay, I
don't know. Get in the comments. Let us know if
we got that completely wrong. Let's get to Sutton and Kyle.
The best moment of the episode. Now, Sutton is the
grandmother willow of divorce. Okay, her words should be heated
(17:28):
with extreme fidelity, and the juxtaposition of her knowledge about
what this process looks like and Kyle Richard's pie in
the sky idealism is absolutely hilarious.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Yes, Now, Sutton didn't point out what I point out.
I believe some of the ladies may have hinted at
this later in the episode when they're giving your advice.
Everything is fine and dandy, you're great friends. I love it,
your your evolved people, you've consciously uncoupled whatever the fuck.
That's all finding dandy until most starts dating a thirty
two year old and then has a kid with her,
(18:06):
and then she insists that all the life insurance money
right go under her name, and also he wants that
house sold.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
You know where we got you know where we got
married at the Houdini place.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
I was there, right, the guy who owned it married
somebody else. You know what happened.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
They got divorced.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Well, she came in, she said, I don't want anybody here.
That's it. And now you can't rent it in anymore.
Oh wow, that's it. She's just were old and she
was like, nobody's here, that's it. This is our place
is and I love the Maxie. I've said many times
if I was doctor evil, wealthy, I would buy the Getty.
I would buy the Getty Museum. And I would say, everybody,
(18:51):
you're gone. You can't come here anymore, you can't come here.
I would sell all the paintings. I don't really get
this art. Just sell all the paintings, and they go
close to the public, this is mine.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Well, then it gets pretty lonely up there, and then
they'd start thinking like, oh, I think the Grinch shots
some old guy with long fingernails, he peas and empty bottles.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Well, sad, that is what it is. But I'll tell
you know, you'll come over right.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
I'd hang out. I'll do a podcast up there.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Well, it doesn't have to be podcasts. We can have
a glass of wine and we can talk about life.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
But it's a beautiful view over there.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
It's a perfect view of the world. Yeah, it's amazing.
So Kyle and Moe, and you're one hundred percent right,
there are many things along the line of divorce that
will ratchet the heat up. Okay, this is not going
to be a cordial thing for very long. And thinking
that you own half of the agency, because Moe has
(19:40):
said in various interviews and in a book that were
it not for you, you wouldn't be able to do this.
So half of the agency is yours.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
By the way, you can own half the agency. It's
probably in debt by fifty million dollars. They expanded too fast,
and then we were in an inflationary period where interest
rates are now seven and a half percent. No one's
buying anything, and he still has to pay those lease
and rents around the country where he opened agency offices.
But you don't want any part of that, trust me.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Well, even if it was doing well, she wouldn't have
any part of it because she's not on the letterhead. Okay,
that's right. I don't think at least right.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
No, I assume because I believe he has investors in
partners and generally they they they don't take kind to
people putting their wives in age business.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
We're gonna dilute Kyle's shares, right because we can't have
somebody who doesn't do anything for the company taking up
forty percent of the act.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
That being said, unless Mo, unless real estate really tanks,
and I don't think it will. In the agent, I
think he's gonna definitely scale back that operation. However, I
think they're going to be fine.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
There's a very wealthy mass.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Yes, they're going to live very nice lives.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
All right, let's get to gold dusted fruit platters and bows.
His house shoes house.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
So this is where we're going to go. Bounce back
and Okay, how do you feel about the no shoe house?
Speaker 2 (21:07):
A grave inconvenience? But I understand why.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
The only time my wife ever brought race into our relationship,
my wife's black was when she tried to implement this
in our house when it was remodeled. I pushed back,
and she said, so I'm like, oh, it's all you
white people that want to walk around with your shoes on.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Yeah, yeah, I it's it's a disgusting thing.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Maybe it is because I do look at my feet
before I'm ready to go into bed, and I'd never
crawl in bed with dirty feet. You walk around on
these floors, you got black on your feet by the
time you're done. Well.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
But also, I mean, think about what you're tracking inside.
I mean, why we walk around this city homeless people
coming and bleeding and shitting everywhere.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
But we're wearing our shoes, I know.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
But you track that in with you. That's why the
shoes come off. You don't want the blood and the common,
the fucking all that fucking filthy shit up.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
There strying to sell me on being a shoeless household.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
I think shoelass household makes all the sense in the world.
I wouldn't do it. I'll take the filth over the inconvenience.
But that's why you have mopss, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
All right?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
So Bose is asked why Kyle is upset after dear
and Erica Jane baby head over and none of us
really know. But Kyle's plan is to get to read,
to feel bad and for her to move on. And
I think that shockingly, Durit is one hundred percent correct
(22:28):
in that, and that she is awakened to the patterns
of manipulation from Kyle Pigeon Richard's I mean, it's absolutely incredible.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
I'm telling you, it's that goddamn accent. Now that it's gone,
she has clarity.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
All right, So we get back to Sutton, Well we can.
We've covered the Sutton telling Kyle that she's a sheep
about to get slaughtered. Yeah, right, So we get to
Sutton's house and we are defrosting sauce for a pizza prank,
and that's when Erica Jane shows up and she says
that Sutton's dog is disgusting. Then we find out that
(23:02):
Mo has replaced a picture of Kyle Richards in his
office with the picture of him and his Dancing with
the Stars partner. Now, this is a petty, caddie, childish,
(23:23):
disgusting thing to do for a grown man.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Your thoughts, my thoughts are it may at on the outside,
appear hurtful if you didn't know the whole story, but
it's worth mentioning that parading around in front of TMZ
cameras holding hands with a dlist country star pretending to
be a lesbian for the last year. That's also hurtful.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
That is the end.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
So take that, Kyle, right, So I don't want to
hear it.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
But doing it in the office, like you're not even there.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
I think it's so Oh it's funny he's moved out
and yet the office is still Yeah, okay, I get that.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
It's like, what are you doing here now?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
It's like leaving a big old turd in there and
locking the door.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
It's like taking a big, old, hurtful shit right there
on the desk and framing it.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Yeah. I can't figure these two out because it seems like, well,
first off, he clearly fired the first shot. I don't
know who he's been having an affair with. I think
we talked about this with Ruby last week. It's someone
who has something as much to lose as he does,
which is why we're not No one's written a book
about it or talk to TMZ. However, I believe infidelity
has been a fixture in their relationship. You think it's no,
(24:36):
it's not to I don't think it's to Ree. No,
they're not that desperate for a storyline yet and I
think it's sudden never, but I think that Kyle like
they've been done for years. Yeah, okay, because I could
see the overcompensating with Kyle going on podcasts saying that,
(24:59):
you know, when Moe was gonna come home after a
long day, I usually like the house of candles all around,
just because I want it to smell good for the man
I love when he walks in. I heard her to
say that on a podcast one time. I was like,
oh my fucking god, Yeah, you are so lying.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Right, It's like a Facebook crime.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
It's like a Facebook crime.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
How is it?
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Professor Protestant? Yes, shut up, Kyle. When you like post
a picture of you and your husband on your wedding
day and it's from five years ago, and you're like,
I knew the day I meant this bad that my
life would change, but I never knew it would change
in such a good way. Oh yeah, and then I
found out like last week, you guys are getting divorced or.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
She killed him or that.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Yeah, don't do that with Facebook.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
No, don't commit Facebook crime. Said the absolute worst. Anyway,
Where am I King David? You know King Dave he
was an adult, he was a thief, but God picks
him perfect vessels.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Jesus Christ, I just built a beer on my notes.
That's all right. I don't need these. It's not working
out for me this episode anyway.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Listen, it's a heavy night, Charlie's passed away. Turkey days tomorrow,
we're all tripped to faned out. Okay, And this episode
was sixty babays, it wasn't one hundred babys. Okay.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
I mean, come on, I feel like I'm not only
getting to know the new cast member Bose, but I'm
also getting to know.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Dared, two new cast members. Now, Sutton says that Kyle
is hurt and hopeful, and you think Sutton's one hundred
percent correct, right?
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Oh? At basically to file for divorce, yeah, oh yeah,
like unless there's a chance for reconciliation. Now we glossed
over this, but at Bose's house, I believe that Dured
had said at the time that there was a possibility
of reconciliation with BK. I do I think that's true.
(26:59):
He's already moved on, and you two absolutely, it's so.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Crazy like I've seen I've seen a couple of divorces,
and a lot men just get are done with it.
It's like they see the fucking light at the end
of the tunnel and they just run towards it. And
it's kind of a cowardly thing to do. You know,
you you should try to make things better.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
But yeah, I mean, especially when you have kids, like
I'll do everything to make my marriage work.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
I honestly, I think it's just I think it's new pussy.
I think guys just flip out and start running.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Oh you're saying if they have an affair and they
start hooking up.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Look at p K the fucking conversation at the end
of this episode. He's like, baby, we'll divorced. Baby. It's like, no,
you're not.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
We're not gonna talk five times a day. Now, we're
gonna talk one time.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
We're not gonna do that, baby. Okay, So Erica says,
you know, swapping out this photo doesn't make anything better.
In fact, it makes things worse, Thank you, Erica. So
Kathy cooks up a prank, right, they're gonna head over.
She's gonna she's gonna pretend to be Buffalo Bill.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Now, okay, that's funny. You say she's gonna take the
Buffalo bill. Yeah, because I look, I don't want to
sound mean, but look at Kathy Hilton. Now she's transitioning
into Caitlyn Jenner. She's becoming Caitlyn Jenner right now?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Is she still trans?
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (28:27):
If Kathy Jenner transitions, or if Kathy Elton transitions into
Kaitlyn Jener.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Is she trans Yeah, she's trans? Yeah, yeah, yeah, No,
I do want to say this because I thought this
is I don't think there's anything we could do but
elect Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
See all, I went to hell? What ails us? Right, babe?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
I love Kaitlyn.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Yeah, Kaitlin's the best.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
So I was gonna say this, all right, So it's
interesting when they ring the buzzer at the house.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
You finally that Caitlyn is walking around with like a
hot piece of ass right now, is he?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Yeah? She? Oh sorry sorry sorry.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Yeah, look at that sorority girl. I got suck at
my dick. I don't know what's going and then it
doesn't matter what's going on to tell the audience you're gay.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I'm gay, okay, because that's okay to say that when
you're gay, you know, okay.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
My dad thinks i'm gay, even though I've been married
for eight years.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
He thinks you're gay. Yeah, so hereways posting something on Facebook.
I tried to read into.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Oh my god, I'm so happy I'm not on Facebook
because as my father grows to be more conservative, I
don't think I could. I can't. I can't come up.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
I can't stomach the Facebook posts.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
We're sending javelin missiles to Japan.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Wake up, people, What are you in the State Department?
What do you? What the fuck?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Leave Peter alone? I love him. Okay, this is how
this prank should have gone down. When they buzz the
buzzer at that gate at Kyle's place, he said, who
is it? They should have said, we're the guy's PK
hired to fake rob, fake rob das the house for
insurance money. That's what they should have said.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Yeah, yeah, but no, she didn't say that, she said,
and Kyle's on so much fucking adderall she has no
clue what's going on. She the fact that they do
this to people, You can totally tell that they do
this to people on a regular basis. A delivery driver
shows up at some gaudy fucking house and it's like lady,
(30:38):
I have seventy five fucking deliveries to make and I
get paid seventeen dollars an hour. Can you hurry the
fuck up?
Speaker 1 (30:46):
This is when Jeff Bezos and I don't like Jeff Bezos,
but this is when he gave the mandate. Just ring
the buzzer, don't wait till the answer, and throw the
fucking package over the gate.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
The throw it over the gate.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
That's all they do. Now, that's all they do, you know,
because his liability get bit by a fucking pit bull
or some shit. No smart, but uh yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Throw it over the hedges. Well, they're essentially sweatshop workers
at this point.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
I know someone that work for them recently. Don't say
the name. Don't say the name.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Say the name. No, no, I'm not going to say
the name. Why would I do that? But yeah, I
heard golf balls the other day and they showed up
like four hours later. I was like, how did this happen? Bezos?
That's how he laughs? Creepy guy.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Do you know, I don't think I've ever told this so.
Pat Witzel, who was a big CIA guy, My company
serviced his kid's turtle tank at his mansion. He was
married to Jeff Bezos' girlfriend. And one day I was
there because we install the new one. I walked by
her and she's on the phone going, I miss you baby.
(31:56):
I think she was talking to Jock.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Really, you think she was talking to Jay Yeah, I
think she was talking to JB. Smooth. I don't think
she want anything to do with Jeff Bezos. Anyways, this
actually goes off without a hitch. Okay, they surprised Kyle
and it's very very joyful. Actually, it's a really wicked,
joyful prank.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
I have to say this. I didn't want to tell
my wife this. Dyll. You were at my birthday at
Laurel Tavern. It was great to have you there. Yeah,
my wife and I went had lunch. Yeah, And then
I told her after we had lunch, I go, I
just want to go home. I'm tired. She goes, and
I'm wearing shorts, and she goes, why don't we go
(32:37):
to Laurel Tavern for a drink? And I go, I
don't want to go. I'm tired. I want to take
a name. Yeah, And then I go, all right, I'll
do a drink for you, and I walk in and
then she had a surprise party for Yeah, yeah, I
liked it. And I never tell her this, but I
will say, don't ever fucking do that to me again.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Yeah, I know. I've done a surprise party one time
and my wife was like, don't ever do it again.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Because ever do it again. She didn't get to have
her hair done, wear the clothes she wants, be comfortable,
be in the mindset of a party. It's like, I
still had a great time, don't get me wrong, sure,
but someone should have tipped me off and said, uh,
like if I because I saw you earlier that day
we had podcasts and of course you kept it from me, which.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Yeah, of course. Man, if somebody tells me a secret,
my fucking lips are sealed. I don't drop. I don't die.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
My point is, Kyle, I Bet was pissed at production.
She just wants to hang out with her daughter, and
the production was there already, I know, but they're going
to wrap up her. It probably was a scene like hey, Kyle,
we're just coming over. We're gonna catch you in sofia
like making Brussels sprouts, and then we'll cut out. Talk
about how lonely you are now that the house is
so empty.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
And then incomes Buffalo Bill and suddon.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Isn't it sad that you've got that picture? Are you
a fucking hospital?
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Now you get to sleep on your pillow and it's
soaked with fucking tears?
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Right right? Right? Take that bitch. Okay, So Kathy had
some advice for Kyle. Move on. Okay, now, Kathy is
can you imagine confiding in Kathy for anything?
Speaker 1 (34:10):
No? I can't. I want to give some contexts here.
This is normally Ruby's job. Dylan, I think you know this,
and maybe, but the audience needs to know we understand
the landscape here. Moe worked for Rick, Kathy's husband in
the real estate part portion of the Hilton whatever.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
And he, unlike me, has fucking had some things to
say about the Hilton family.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Not only that, but when he left, he took a
good portion of the staff to jump over with the agency,
and that put a bad taste in Kathy's mouth.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
He's a poacher.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
He's a poacher.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Nobody likes a poacher, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (34:49):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
You know, if I was a superhero, obviously my number
one teleportition would or my number one power would be teleportation.
So I never had an interface with an airline ever. Again. Yeah,
but if I was to be a superhero, I'd be
a vigilante that takes up poachers, not like career poachers.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
You've been talking about people taking the touss off of
fucking rhinoceros.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
You go and there's fifteen gray rhinos left, and I
catch wind through my superpowers that you're gonna go fucking
have a boy's day and go kill it. You know
what I do?
Speaker 1 (35:19):
I kill you dyl Sorry, they call me the poacher.
This triggered a memory mine. I love the Vice Network,
their earlier program. When the network got started, it's Spike
Jones as a part owner. Some people are still affiliated
with the original magazine Advice.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Anyway, Shane's bringing back online content.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
I love Shane. So. I heard an interview with him
this week.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
He's a drunk.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
He does sound like a drunk, and he also says
the word he curses a lot, which is what do
they say about intelligence? It's the language of anyway. Very
impressive guy, that being said, And so I remember seeing
them doing a story on they wouldn't even kill the rhinoceros.
They just climb on top of them and they cut
the goddamn thing off and then he bleed. The poor
(36:02):
rhinos would bleed out, and it hurts them. That's right.
But then I was thinking the other vice angle is
they do the dark Side series, and they did one
on Bravo and Andy Cohen this week. They had all
the Bravo women that have are no longer on the show,
(36:22):
and one of them was a Viva. Oh yeah, yeah,
the leg woman, you know, and she fucking hates that
guy and they yeah, and they talked about some vanity
story that was printed probably like three years ago. I
think that also got Beth Andy Frankel saying like, hey,
you're getting these Casmo was drunk and then you're filming
them and you're also not paying them anyway. Sorry, wild tangent,
(36:46):
where am.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
I not listen? Listen it's a it's a racket. It's
a racket. I mean, it's essentially, I mean, they run
these women like they would run the mafia. I mean,
it's just a complete extory.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
They had Vicky Gunnelson also on this and she had said.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
That Vicky, we need John Oci. Don't go yapping.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
She was yapping, and they both Aviva and Vicky and
Caroline is it Rasindel whatever the New York Yeah, they
all said at the end, if they were asked back,
they'd go back on. Yeah, that is quite the poison.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Right, Yeah, it's like Heroin. I mean, there's no sequel
to pulp fiction. But I bet Uma went back to
the fucking well you know what I mean. Well, she
didn't do Heroin though, she thought that was coke.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
She thought it was coke.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
She thought it was coke. Chat. Great scene. Yeah, all right,
So Sutton is complaining to the women about how the
romance really gets snapped out of the relationship once you
divorce and take fifty percent of each other's assets, right,
and she didn't get flowers anymore.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Oh kind of thought on this, Yeah, Erica Jane had
a thought on it too. Yeah. Well, for those of
you maybe you caught this the episode. As part of
the settlement for Sutton's divorce, she gets three hundred and
fifty thousand dollars a month for the rest of her life.
She could technically buy a entire flower store every month
(38:25):
for the rest of her life and ten years after
she's dead.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's doing okay, I think so now,
Erica Jane baby says, you're getting the payments, baby, right.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
I'm not getting anything, baby.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Now, how did how did Erica get so shafted? Is
it because they seized everything?
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Yeah, they got it. They liquidate everything. Yeah, there's nothing left.
She married the wrong guy. Clearly she enjoyed twenty years. Yeah,
but you're done. Although I think there were accusations she'd
squad hidden some money away, like in jewelry. Yeah, yeah,
because they couldn't account for like, hey, uh where did
(39:08):
these million dollars whatever?
Speaker 2 (39:10):
When I don't know, baby, get this lie attacked her
off made baby. She beat it with fine colors, babe.
That's why she was wearing the earrings.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
M you know see I still have them, baby.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Yeah. So she didn't get any money because Tom lost
all of his money. That's right, Okay, got it. I
didn't know they came down on the poor guy so hard.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Yeah. Normally they won't liquidate your primary residence when you're
being sued civilly. Yeah, so you get to keep a house.
So there may have been some money set aside for
her to be able to exist, but definitely not.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
Yeah. Thrive, No, And you could argue that, you know,
she is thriving but she's not. Okay, let's get to
pick and dery Pique is he is awakened as well. Right,
he is no longer on the bottle, and he's also
(40:11):
a fat cell.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
She points that out. They sit down, by the way,
you're annoyed by his new clothes, in the fact that
his double chin just got fatter. You have a problem
with him talking while his food in his mouth.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Well, okay, So if you sit down at a restaurant
and before the water is all the way up the glass,
you order bread and shoes drink fries, you're either one
of those annoying people that eats whatever they want and
they can't get any weight, or you're a fat.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
See you're a fatty. Yeah. Also that is also a.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
God damn it.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Sorry. When you do quit alcohol, you naturally will gain
weight because you got to replace one addiction for another.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
Right right, right, But you'll you'll also lose weight too,
because alcohol.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Is a lot of uh not when you've been a
drunk fat long.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
I think that's just what happened to you. I think
most people. Anyways, we sit down with Derey and PK
and we talk about their lovely marriage, and PK says
let me explain it to you, to describe it. If
you and all I spoke to the servant the way
that we spoke to each other at would be kicked
(41:23):
out in this restaurant. And it's like, well, yeah, husbands
and wives know each other very intimately and in the
rare instances when things get hairy, Yeah, obviously you speak
to one another worse than you would speak to a server.
The peaks and the troughs are higher, you know what
I mean. You don't know that server at all. You
(41:44):
can't express the love to that server either. You'd get
kicked out for that as well. So it was just
kind of a nonsense point to me. And he's not
making any sense.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
I all right, So I it made sense to me. Yeah,
they were crossing boundaries with each other there where, right,
every conversation, you're annoying the other person.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
She called them a fat drunk.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Many times you don't like each other and you forget
that you actually love each other. And also you fucking
well she had said this, It's like, god, what was
one of the quotes like they had said, like I
hope you burn in hell? Sure's I don't know if
you can come back from crossing that line. Yeah, my
(42:26):
wife and I we argue, especially with the kids. We're exhausted,
and each one accused the other of not doing as
much work in the house. But we never raise our voices.
We just are annoyed with each other.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Oh good for you.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Yeah, I can't wait until we get past this.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
Yeah. No, it's gonna be a lot of fun. But
Dree and Pique are not past this, and it was
weird to me. They seemed like they were on completely
different planets. Dreet sounded like she, bizarrely enough, was open
to the idea of them getting back together and this
working out, and Pik is peeling off in his maserati
(43:06):
because he has a prostitute at his house a.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
Hotel, right right, Yeah, with someone else's money.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Yeah. So the main thing I took from PK and
I'd love to get your take on this, because you're
a father and a husband. But to me, he sounded
like a massive baby and the confidence that he was
saying the childlike things that he was saying them with
was embarrassing. Now, I don't know if that sentence made sense,
(43:38):
but hopefully it came across well enough. He says that
he wants to be in a marriage where the husband
and the wife are more important than the kids. Yeah,
I think that's beautiful. I don't know in what reality
this man is living in.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Yeah, you know, I actually was. We were counseled by
a pastor before we got married, and they had suggested
that we hold our relationship with more importance than children
when children would come, because our bond was stronger holding
that together, Right, Because once you just start focusing on
the children, you can kind of forget the other person,
(44:23):
and then you break up and now you've split your family.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
That I think. No, Yeah, it's interesting. I mean, you listen,
everybody's situation is different. Who's to say there's one way
of doing it? But he did sound like a big
fat baby to me.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
And they're definitely done.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Oh absolutely, get in the comments. Let us know. Do
you like SIGs? Do you like babys? Have you come
up with something else that is better? Happy Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Happy Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2 (44:51):
And hey, even more importantly, happy Black Friday?
Speaker 1 (44:55):
Really yeah you're still doing that?
Speaker 2 (44:57):
Oh? Yeah? I I poor all of you to go
fucking fight a perfect stranger over a toy Best buy
this holiday?
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Now, how about a TV?
Speaker 2 (45:08):
Yeah? TV keyboards?
Speaker 1 (45:11):
They said, hey, come on on down here, we got TVs.
They're eighty five inches for fifty five dollars. They don't
tell you is there's only three and you're gonna have
to You're gonna have to wrestle that other guy to
get that teach.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
And what they also don't tell you is that they
aren't really there's no intention of making money at all.
This is a human experiment that is being funded by
the Central Intelligence Agency. Okay, Black Friday, they took over
retail a long time ago. There are the people that
kicked this whole thing off. And it's really as stressed
(45:44):
has to see how depraved and disgusting we are in
this country. And I think they're finding out a lot
of great info. Happy Thanksgiving up down and saying goodbye, Pat,
say goodbye Happy Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
In over the hill, still on the bed, was still
in out of the head.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
I want to buck on the stone. I could on
the back.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
Stub and all others.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
On fire. You know the ways
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