January 20, 2025 • 46 mins
Dylan, Ruby and Pat are back to talk about bad pickers, bad pizza, space to become a lesbian, memes and more from Bravo's RHOBH.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Gar lets Kyle know she can be a lesbian.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Oh yeah, that's fun.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
And then Darita is brought up and Kyle gets so
upset with the accusations that she shares. Uh, I guess
she shares those memes MM the group there.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Yeah, And it's not so much memes, it's more words
and words that say, I won't tell anybody about this,
and let's stick to memes for a while, Hilo, and
(00:35):
welcome to another bad TV episode. It's a bad TV episode,
and it's an episode about real housewives, specifically the real
Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Now everybody listening.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Knows that I'm Dill, that's Pat, Hey, how are you?
And that's Ruby Hi, and everybody else knows that Salt
Lake City is superior franchise, superior, vastly in units of
measurement that are unfathomable to I think.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Us as a species. So you want to listen to that.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
I got a picture on dot com sashion of the
podcast network. Also, we are champing at the bit to
talk about traders.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Traders, Okay, let me do the hard sell on yes. Okay.
Sometimes when a show launches and it's into it, a
couple of seasons. It's hard to sway people to look
in the rearview mirror and pick it up as something
that they might.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Want to watch.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
It's already had its cultural moment. Those people that are
on board are behind right. That being said, I think
there's a real opportunity here for some people if they
have some television space in their life. If you're looking
for a show and you've passed by Traders and you've
been like, oh, that looks interesting, but ah, it seems
(01:39):
like it's they're too far in. You don't need any
education on the show or any pass with it. You
can jump right in.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Now this is the Lost three, This is not lost.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
This is not Lost, which, by the way, I actually
i'd argue you could just jump in because that show
was nonsensical and stupid in a waste of everyone's time.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Favorite not by the end there you go.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Okay, So what.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
We witnessed this week on Traders is essentially unparalleled and
competition reality. I mean, there have been moments that are tense,
but this was just.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Okay, So we just watched Ruby.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
It was Salt Lake City of that show.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Okay, So we've had twenty said twenty five years of
reality TV shows that have some element of elimination at
the conclusion.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
And we'll talk about Real Housewives of Beverly else.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Sure, we're just jacked through the fucking roof about traders.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I'm still hard selling here, Dell. Okay, sorry, this episode
I have not been so like I could not take
my eyes off the television since and I this is
so truthful. I sound like trump there since Flavor of
Love season two, right when Flavor sent home a girl
named Something, her name was something and he couldn't get
(02:59):
past it, right, right, right, okay, in an elimination.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
And we can blame Flave for a lot of things, right,
his uh.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Fairy checkered criminal history, oh yeah, his blatant misogyny, his
essentially dishonest origin for agreeing to do the show, which
was marriage, which he had never you know, no intention
of at all. But you cannot blame somebody for not
being able to get over the fact that somebody that
you're dating took a shit on your floor.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yeah, it's hard to get past it. He couldn't get
past it.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Now I'm high, but it felt like that took me
seventeen minutes.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
None.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Now you're okay, Okay, insummation. Yeah, you need to give
Traders a shot and start with season three, which we
happen to be recapping on Patriot dot Com Slash another
podcast network.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
And it's not Patriot, that's probably Patriot.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
And by the way, it's not about the money for us.
I'm doing this for you.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yeah, I mean times are tough. You know, people have
been the city's been burning out here. You know, people
are stressed out out. Do yourself a favor if you
want true escapism and true you know, freaking taint grinding
and just excitement to watch it.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I was crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I had planned to watch this episode in two parts
because I'm a busy guy. Yeah, I couldn't leave the house.
I had to see how the episode ended.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Yeah, anyway, not this episode though, of Beverly Hills.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Not this episode. Mm hm.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
This was good for them.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
It was good for them. It was good for them.
It was an ironic trip to Chuck e Cheese. You know,
it's like.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
That's our Chuck e Cheese that we take Ali too.
By the way, I recognized it by the parking lot
right as they drove, and I said that they're going
to Chuck e Cheese. Yeah, yeah, I kneel it.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Yeah, Erica was not happy, baby, but if yeah, go ahead, Rubes.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
You guys are did we talk about the pizza? Is
that a known thing that they if you look at
the pizza, they like just take leftover pieces and apparently
put it together in one pizza. That's why I think
the pieces never matched. So you're supposed to get pepperoni
not cheese there.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I've heard that, and I think that it's maybe you know,
a nasty, vicious rumor.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah, as frequents it very often, generally when it's raining
on a weekend, the fresh pi. It's tasteless pizza and
your dodge and drooling crumb crunches all day. It is
not a place where adults should go that don't have
to be.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
There, No, no, no, no, you should be forced to be there.
But I'm gonna go ahead and give my babyes real quick.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Kyle Richards continues to be the worst person. Maybe I
don't know that guy Jeff is off of Bravo now,
so I think that Kyle might be the worst person.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Oh, Jeff Lewis you're referring to that Jeff.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Oh, he is a horrible, wretched human being.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Pat hates Jeff Lewis.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
You know, I'd love to watch him on television, but
just no one ever say that he's such a nice
kind guy. He's not. He's a monster. He has no
loyalty to anybody. He'll backstab you at the if it
can benefit him.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah, and he looks like a fish. But Kyle Richards
is just kind of acrid TV. The way that she produces,
the the kind of very transparent way she produces. You know,
it's kind of like if somebody tells you they're going
to do.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Something over and over and over and over and over again,
they never.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Do it, and they say it like the seventh time,
You're like, this is awkward because you're telling me that
you're going to you know. And I feel like that's
what watching Kyle on TV like. When when Sutton brings
up the infidelity thing, which was fire.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I loved it. Fire the greatest moment of the night,
right by the way it was deflected, not denied, right.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
So the deflection from Kyle, that's her entire ethos on
the show. It's just completely insulate myself from the.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Job, which is to let people into your life.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
And it's very, very frustrating with that being said, I
thought it was a fun episode for babys for Baby's ribs.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
I I think that she's a snake. I think this
episode it showed that a lot that that text message
being sent was for her to pretend like it was
anything other, especially for her of all people, to pretend
like that was acceptable, was just hilarious to watch. I
hope she gets destroyed. Bo's shows up for fucking work
(07:33):
like that. She's in it like she's a very strong character,
but she also is just kind of like she lets
everybody have their space and have their freedom to talk,
and I think that's very we need that here. Yeah,
mid Valley kidnapping to Chuck E Cheese hilarious. Right, Sutton's
amazing seventy eight bebe seventy eight.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I think that's a good score.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Seventy eight babas huh.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I share many of your thoughts, Dylan, particularly about Kyle Richards.
She is a phony balogney. You're not seeing the real
the captivating television would be if she actually admitted that
Moe had been cheating on her for a number of years. Right,
Instead we get the self produced Kyle Richards. Just it's
a waste of time. She needs to be recast. Someone
(08:22):
had posted something in one of our uh the many
groups we follow that Kyle Richards had said that she
was not filming right now or a plan not to,
and that might be an actual fake post, but anyway, Okay,
the only interesting person this season, in my opinion, is
to Read, and that's because to Read somehow got some
truth serah Mi in her. And she is fucking letting
(08:43):
everyone have it a blowtorch and that's very entertaining.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
She's she's unearthing veins left and right.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
That's right, But I don't know how long that's going
to be entertaining.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
No, it's going to be old, and then she's going
to like even after it's like pretty old and we're
all pretty like that guy, she's going to keep going.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
For a while. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
So, because really, I mean, they get to it at
the tail end of the show. We begin with the
evening at the Viper Room and how it went down. Yeah,
the fight with Kyle is in fact not about memes.
It is about taking back control from Kyle, who's basically
treated her like a little bitch for the last eight seasons.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Well, there's also a wrinkle of you're texting my ex
husband or the person.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I don't think she cares. I don't think I think
she knows that Kyle would never have sex with a
blue a blue goo whale.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Right right, right right.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
My wife, who is an angel bud Vicious, was like,
the only thing they can say this show is to
read sleeping with Mo.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I agree. I wish it would just be like she
you know, what is it to us?
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Yeah, here's the thing. Let her kids get to be
teenagers that go to boarding school abroad.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
M hmm.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Her and Mo go on a date. What what's the issue?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Go for it.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Kyle's a full on less at this point. Everyone wins
and PK.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Not sure I know what he does. He films it
and brokers a deal with Vivid Films. That's what PK does,
because that's the most PK thing that is.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
You really, you were Morpheus there.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
You saw every single I saw that green running going
on the screen.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah, and you picked the right one. That was crazy
beautiful to see.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
All right, shall you should set up shop on Ventura
with a bunch of incense outside.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I could do that, or you, guys, someone that knows
produces on Trader see if you can get Patty on there.
I think I go a long way. I cannot wait
to talk about that. Okay. Anyway, we begin the show
with the fight between Dorry and Kyle and about memes
being exchanged with a no neck con man.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Not memes, just words that not memes at all, just words.
And even the thing about the memes is so bizarre
like that that defense is so red handed, wrong, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I just tell that she's lying.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah, I have to say so, and let's get your
feelings about this. You have to pick a side. I'm
sorry when there's a breakup with another couple. I've had
several couples that have broken up that my wife and
I had interacted with, and I always will just choose
the male. That I'll stand saying.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
I would choose the male, and my wife would choose
the female.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
And if I liked the other one more than the
other one, I'd probably check in with them, but very
surface level every once in a while, you know. But
but p K p K sending jokes and memes is
weirder to me than them just talking almost because there's
(11:45):
this like there's this weird subtext of like why are
you sending why are they sending each other memes?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
I'd like to see h.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Like, No, I was gonna say, where the fuck does
he even see memes? Like it's so weird and it's
just string. I agree, call her every once in a while,
I would be like, you're old. That makes sense. It's
what I will say is if anyone getting divorced or
not sent my husband a text message.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Who was friends with you?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Nature? I would I would go Garcel on them and
send an email to their company saying that they're a
cheating whore.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Yeah, I love I love black girl and black girl
like Garcel's like, let me tell you something.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Dread is the worst kind of white girl, Like.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
You know, Oh yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Well, we're still at the table. So Kyle is firm
that she's no longer going to exchange tech text with Pek.
And this is when Guard jumps in and asks, how
you doing, Hey, how's it going with that marriage with yours?
And I think this is when she basically tells everybody
to fuck off.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I think, yeah, she flips out. I think she might
be on steroids or.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Maybe she now I saw her smoke. Sometimes people they
get really agitated where they're not smoking anymore.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Yeah, no, she's smoking Kile.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
No, well she might. I don't think she's smoking. I
think she just smoked in that scene.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Ah interesting. Yeah, well anyway, eric O Jane follows her
out despite the fact that this night was about her
being honored and I'd forgotten what it was about. I
think it was about her being fierce or something.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
No, she sang a song and then it was the
song was called Domino's Oh duh Umenos is probably close
to what it sounds like.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
I want to talk about that music career. If you
have to pay to have your song played, I don't
think you have a career. I think it's a hobby
in a very expensive one.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Oh yeah, well, I mean it's expensive to be her.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Yeah, using an old crinkly guy's money that looks like
the monopoly man that was stolen from you know, dead
people that were burned.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
I'm so excited to get to her. Later in the episode,
she's like, wow, you know, I mean Tom's trials coming up,
so I mean there's still you know, a cloud hang
over me. And it's like, well, yeah, because the hope
of what little assets he has left is going to
be completely obliterated during that trial and it's not anything
(14:19):
but that.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Oh well, he just got found guilty on all charges.
By the way, that was about three weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Gilboo's two.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
He's gonna go drink his dinner out of a slurpee
in a rest home. He's got dementia or something. Seem
fine to me two years ago.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Well, anyway, the ladies trying to make sense of all
of it, and Bo's does her best impression of a
conflict resolution specialist. Very annoying. I'm not a fan of
Bo's both take eight seats. We don't need this on
the show.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Don't you think that she allows in the way that
it's not in a stirring pot type of way. It's
more elevated than that. But at the same time she
gets the tea from everyone.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Yes she does. I'm just saying it's not the act
is not going to at some point you have to
climb in the mud and throw some mud on other people,
and that's why you're here.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
I just don't think trying to be above it all
is going to work out for her past two seasons.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Yeah, well, we'll see, all.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Right, well, meanwhile, Erica Jane Baby, lets us know that
she's never seen to eat lunet people or Kyle have
a vein explode out of her head. Baby, She's never
seen a box of jewelry that she buried in the
ground the day before the FBI rated Baby, She's never
seen those things.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
No, no, no, she's never seen them.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
She's a criminal.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
She's a criminal. And I get you. I believe that
a lot of people marry these men and they do
not know the ins and outs of their every days.
I get that entirely. I believe. Now this is just me,
uh huh. I think you know, when when your husband
(15:55):
is doing like when your husband is Tony soprano but
a lawyer.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
I think, you know, here's the thing with Ereka Jaane Baby.
You can't be you know, if we're going to be
street smart, let's.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Be streets right, right, yeah, right, yeah, you're a swamp
rap right, That's how you got where. You are being swampy,
and the swamp is now completely around you and you're
pretending to be fucking blocked right right right, Get out
of that.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Hustle mile and more than the four plates, your dumb ass.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
That was yeah, right right. The second wife pulled out
with a pulled out Mayo track and I just took plates.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
We'll talk about that. Yeah, I'd like to remind Erica
it was nineteen ninety five when she took the ship.
It wasn't after we'd found out that he was stealing
money from people that had their faces burned off. Yeah,
that was years later.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
And we you know, the ear rings are one point
one million dollars.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
So all right, next day, let's get to Kyle visiting
Suddon and uh, I guess Kyle's panties are up in
a bunch.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Yeah, she's blown away by what happened last night. I
don't know. She's like, I don't know why to read
so mad.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Well, She says the last time her bandies were up
in a bunch was with that conversation a few years
back with Camille, And before that, it was when her
and her sister Kim were fighting because Kim accuser of
stealing her house, which she did because it's easy to steal,
uh from a person that's a sloppy, drunk.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
In corredibly easy.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Here sign this, Kim that oh, I'm going to liquor
store for you. I need it's a I don't know,
just sign I'm getting a big order. Yeah, why is
it forty pages? Don't ask me.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
I mean, I'll talk to the guy at the liquor store.
But I haven't the faintest idea.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Yeah, okay, didn't There The added level of drama to
that was I believe that. I think Maurice had, as
Kathy calls him, had just left her husband's company. And
then this was one of the early I don't know
(18:11):
it just so. It was so fucking funny that scene
in the limo. I love it.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
I heard that because I asked about this. Maybe we
were doing this. I think that their mother had left
them a house as the sisters, and she was living
in it.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Yeah, well that's kind of a party film, and it's
supposed to be a sister house.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
It's not your house.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
She drink right, I could be wrong. Let us know,
all right, So where are we.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Really except Mauricio is a great guy. I mean, oh yeah,
I'm excited for next week when he gets his daughter
a Porsche, which is cool.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
And also a way of saying, please still love me
despite the fact of years of infidelity, on your crying nights,
on your shoulder right from your mother because I wasn't around.
I was banging a mistress in a hotel.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Yeah, let's go with the rab four.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Right, that's a nice car, it's a respectable car, and
it's not a Porsche given to a sixteen year old.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Right, this is this is the way of him saying,
you know, it's it's a thank you and it's a
it's only beginning.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Kid, Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, it's.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
It's a two first. So at this point, maybe give
her the Porsche.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
I don't know, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever it is, it's
vomit inducing, but yeah, Kyle's uh, Kyle can't believe it.
She can't believe it. And then I think Garcel shows up.
Oh is this next week or today today?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Okay? Yeah, yeah, well yeah, gar arrives and uh mentioned
that what does she say she said? Did she black out?
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Kyle says that she.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Oh, okay, sorry sorry that yeah, okay, anyway, Kyle says
that I guess she wants to she wants to make
up with her. Anyway, let's move on. Okay, So Kyle
mentioned she called Mo the first thing in the morning
his take on the ek thing, and uh, Mo thinks
that all of this is stupid because you should be
(19:57):
able to have close relationships with the opposite sex and
then having sex with him at a hotel in Marina
del Rey. Yeah, that's okay as well, you know, like
very specific.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
So Mauricia tells her because she's like, doesn't want me
to be friends with PK. Right, And he's like, that's
so stupid, which is exactly what he said when Kyle
said I'm upset that you had a threesome with two
prostitutes at a hotel in Marina del Rey. He said,
that's stupid.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
That's stupid.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
It's not why you acting that way. Stop hitting yourself.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah, well, ladies all agree you don't text your friends X.
And that's when Sutton says, at Kyle, how about you
about the infidelity in your relationship? Yeah, thank you Sutton
for trying to push Kyle out of her self produced nonsense.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Sometimes words slip out of my mouth.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Well it's because you're drunk.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
What did you think about this moment? Because I watched
it twice and it felt like there there may have
been a moment where Kyle stot up and said we're
not doing this.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
I think is.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Sutton does a very good job of housewifing her own way.
She she does the same thing that other housewives do,
which is this is a total like I don't know,
like I think of somebody like Ramona trying to pull
this off, and it's it just doesn't have it's not
(21:19):
as smooth as the way Sutton does it.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
It's evil, yes, but Kyle deserves every inch of it.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
This was like what Wetney tried to do with to Lisa,
with the sex and the books and that it was
more this. Yeah, but Sutton executes kind of effortlessly because
she uses words like infidelity and not cheating. It's like
small little They're like, wow, you nuanced little devil.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Well, don't forget that southern little Yeah, but Kyle deflex
We move right the fuck.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Off, not masterfully, because Okay, if you robbed a bank
and then were disposed of the weapon, disposed of the mask,
but the bag of money you had blew ink all
over you. If you were then seized upon by two
(22:16):
police and tried to tell them that you weren't the
one that did it, that's a little bit like what
Kyle does with this Mauricia thing, Like we can't we
can't do this though, right, Like, he's obviously.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Cheating on you.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
You've wanted to talk about it, You've alluded to it
many times as they show, So what are we doing
with this insane?
Speaker 4 (22:39):
What rus She told her friends and her mom about
her boyfriend being a dick in a moment of like annoyed,
just hatred, and then the next day everything was fine.
But everyone fucking hates your boyfriend. Now it's like, no, Kyle,
you didn't like that he cheated, and then you told
us about it, and now you can't take it back.
(23:00):
And there were cameras.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Yeah, right, yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
And the really delusional thing is that I think that
he's got her convinced that there's a future for them. Well,
I think that's why she's being so protective of him,
and there's zero chance.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Two thoughts on this, because this dynamic is interesting to me.
One is as a viewer, how much do they owe me?
Because technically it's a reality show about your life.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
I love that question.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
When you're not doing that, am I allowed to be
upset and go? You're fake and phony? If you're not
gonna be real, get someone else on the show that
will actually expose the ups and downs of their life.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Or be fun about it. Don't be boring about it.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Lisa Barlow lies about fucking everything, but she's fucking hilarious
about it.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Second thought, the mo infidelity is quite a liability in
the times that we live in. He owns a company
that is not doing well right now because the real
estate market is in the shitter.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Well, it's not now.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Pile that on top of their rumors that he's been
a savage serial cheater on his fan family for the
better part of a decade. It hurts the brand.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Oh, he'll bottom out.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
I'm just saying that may be a reason why she's protecting.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
His his oh, because just it hurts both of them
in case they do.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
If if they divorce, and in the divorce papers it
talks about endless nights of weeping because he was cheating
on her. It's it's not good for the brand.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Yeah, so anyway, Yeah, well you can drag that out too, right,
I mean, the the alimony decreases every time every quarter.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
The agency is, you know, less in the black, that's right.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
So fi Ale needs to listen to Sutton and file.
She's got a file.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
She's got a file, and just get it. Over with
her favorite part about this episode was no oxen heart.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Yeah made me feel better. You know, someone had finally
connected because we we make fun of oxen ard quite
a bit. And one of our listeners that had listened
to our recaps of Love after lock Up. It was
a brief period that Dylan and I and Ruby covered those.
There was a couple his one. The guy's name was Scott.
I think the girl's name was Lindsay. They lived an
ox start and showcase just how disgusting of a place
(25:12):
it is. Scott died of a meth overdose last ye.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Yeah, congrats, did he really?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
You know?
Speaker 3 (25:18):
I was looking back on an old social clip that
we cut and we were covering Love after lock Up.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
It was so funny. You were like, you gotta pick
it up a little bit. You're being a little negative,
and I was like, Okay, well, next up, we have
two fentanyl addicts.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
I'm glad I didn't watch that show anymore.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
It was depressed.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
It's an emotional I felt like I was supporting people
to go deeper into the depths of a horrible life.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Oh my god, I am watching Last Resort with Natalie
and josh Ugh. No, no, no, you guys, it's again therapists.
Get in there, please. He could tell it's it's a
social experiment. It's incredible, but it is a little Yeah.
You wonder how these people are alive? Alive?
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Yeah, Pupsy and Tootsie, those two that smoked puppy puppy.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Yeah, that was there was. Let me paint a picture.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
They're smoking in a garage, drinking green apple whiskey and
their table is a piece of plywood on two kind
of you know, construction.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Things like cinder blocks, cinder, cinder, cinder.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Let's move on.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
That's when I jumped ship to Dylan. It was such
a depressing site. It reminded me of going to like
sad people's houses for house parties when I was in
high school.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Yeah, I don't like to look back. I like to
look forward.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Why is the propane tank in the front yard right,
because that's a bummer big time.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Let's go over to a place that doesn't have a
propane tank in front of it. HP Buttercup, hmmm, I
don't even know where this is. Must be on Robertson
or something.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
This is where they're going to get all the furniture.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
That's right, Dreet meets Erica, Jane, Baby, and Martin to
discuss the remod of her rental.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Now, this is how they did it, right, This is
where the budget comes in. He's not he's not going
to take a cent less but HB Buttercup will do
a little disc a little deal.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Right.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Oh sure, But their whole picking out the furniture thing
wasn't the interesting part. The interesting part was her consistent
belief that somehow she's been wronged. Yeah, the first wife
got to have all the furniture and then she got screwed. Baby,
I got screwed. I should have taken it all. I
guess they would have written bad things about me, baby, Yes,
(27:38):
we would have, right, right, right?
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Because and that's your choice right now. You can't see
that that's going to happen to you. But you roll
the dice when you make the life choices that you made. Right,
If you want to marry this guy and you see
that he's a criminal very clearly and you don't have
any issue with it, then you roll the dice. If
(28:02):
you're still in that dynamic many years after making that choice,
and you are approached to do the Real Housewives and
put all of that into public view. There's another choice.
So I have no sympathy for America Chih Absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
You guys, it's like pretty good twenty years of your
life burning money on that ridiculous music career that never materialized.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Go ahead.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
I was going to say, also, I agreed with everything, demon,
but thank you for showing it. Kyle acts as though
her life is so like God forbid. We talk about, like, Kyle,
you're getting fucking divorced in Beverly Hills. Your husband is
fucking thirty twenty year olds who everyone we know is you. Yeah, Erica,
I would argue, like that's spicy. Thank you Erica for
(28:47):
letting us know that you stole from burneh.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Right, and don't forget the orphans because some people lost
their parents, some kids lost their parents. This is the
money to get them into adulthood, right right, But it's
been burned on paying Mikey to give her Eric she
paid to play money, well, swamp god. I still hate her.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Thank you, Erica.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Okay, let's see. So Erica says this remod means a lot.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
I guess that's because I'm not an insane person. Uh
Durit notes that Gar pointed out there's some girls that
don't like hanging out with her that much. And then
Durit wants to know why Kyle's reaction was the way
it was, and uh, I think Durit, you said at
the top of the show, maybe it was Ruby. I
think this is where Durit needs to sleep with more.
(29:33):
That would be quite the story.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
And they're both hotep. I think I think that people
strongly dislike their significant others, respectively. People would be like,
this is gross, but at the end of the day,
it's like, we don't like Kyle, we don't like PK.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
So and if PK filmed it and broke her to
deal with Vivid, they could sell it and he'd increase
his net worth to minus two million dollars.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Yeah right, but I'll tell you what it would make
more than that goddamn to be Mom's chick, You know
what I mean? What was that team Mom?
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Tamum tum farah farah. Yeah, yeah, we'll give you twenty
thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Okay, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Didn't she cook me a man on a swing? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Yeah, No, I think she made a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
She did pretty well. I think Uh. I think it
was somewhere around two hundred grand, which back in that day,
that brought you a down payment on a condo in
La which she bought. Yeah, good for her, Good for her.
Do you know Rachel Lindsay lives right around the corner
from here. I was reading that said Bachelorette, that was
our toughest time. Yeah, they're recapping that season.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
That was so annoying. Oh my gosh, all the Rachel
Lindsay stuff and the Matt James stuff.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Oh, they just broke up too. That's what made me
think of it. Did they really they announced their breakup yesterday?
Speaker 3 (31:01):
No.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
No, it's very important to note this very very quickly.
He announced it in a way that was so fucking weird, Dylan,
I'm not joking. All day yesterday, people were like he
was either hacked, or this is a clue that they're engaged,
or it was like people were like, obviously this isn't
them breaking up, because it was it was as though
(31:22):
a Turkish spy hacked his phone and was like, I
know how Americans speak, this is how they speak, and
he was like, God give us the strength, and I
know that they're kind of religious, but it was not.
It was fucking strange, and she has I get I'm
pretty sure, been silent, just like liking comments on TikTok
that say like she was blindsided and shit.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
So so is it true or not realby was it
a hacker?
Speaker 3 (31:47):
No?
Speaker 4 (31:48):
No, I think it's true. I think it is true.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
He's a real jerk.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Father, God, give Rachel and I strength to mend our
broken hearts. Give us a piece about this decision to
end our relationship that transcends worldly understanding.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
She shower our friends and family with kindness and love
to comfort us and remind us that our joy comes
from you. Lord. Now we had to cover him, Oh.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Yeah, that was great. And his dad he had to
confront for some reason and ask him why he wasn't there.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
The guy is a piece of fucking shit and we
had to cover him. And people are like, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Why you got it, and it's like, what are you
talking about.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
It was right in the middle of COVID too.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
It was the middle of all that fervor.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
And he remember, wouldn't touch Rachel because she went to
that party when she was a teenager and then started
dating maybe half an hour after that.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
For three years yeah. Yeah, he was just gross shit.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
But were so well yeah, all right, so five hours.
Oh sorry. Then we get to Bo's and Killy. They're
up early because she has a surgery. She looks like
she's going to a cocktail party, not a surgery.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
This seeing bos get in glam during this whole medical
process is like, it just makes me sad. Well, they're filming,
I know, it just it's kind of I don't know,
I wish you just didn't have to do that. But
she kind of does this stuff with Bo's and this guy.
It's really tough to watch. It's really sad. The surgery
(33:19):
part of their relationship, their relationship.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Okay, well let me, I'm gonna get us in trouble here,
but yeah, that's okay, that's okay. One of the concerns
in the whole reason for this surgery is she wants
to have kids with Kiley, and that is like, you know, okay,
he's forty eight, he's never had kids. Let me break
it to your bones. He doesn't fucking want kids. Trust me,
(33:43):
you don't suddenly discover at forty eight years old while
you're dating someone dating someone that you want to suddenly
have kids and listen. Sorry, I'm a guy, I'm an authority.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
I can have kids at forty seven.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
No, you can. I'm saying from a male's perspective, if
you've gone this long, clearly do not want children.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
My thing is though, and honestly, if a gay man
can launch multiple franchises tearing women down, we can talk
about this for you know, two minutes. You can have
children at forty seven. It's very complicated, it's very expensive.
But Bo's has the money, and if she wants to
do it, she can try to do it.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
It's possible. Not with this guy, though, Now, why would
you do it with this guy?
Speaker 3 (34:28):
And there's a thing I think Bo's likes, the the
sex of it all.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
I think she's just digmatized.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
Really, I think she is too, and I hope that
she I hope the surgery goes perfectly and that everything
is fine with her medically. I don't like a guy
that is in his late forties dating a woman in
her late forties with the expectation, yeah, that you're having
two to three kids, and it's like no discussion as
(34:57):
to whether or not. This is like a deal breaker
for us. In a few words, fuck you Data thirty
year old, then if it's serious, it's something you want,
because fuck off, it's not me.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
And she's like, she's like, I'm, I'm she's worried that
it's a deal breaker for him. What how can you
be so brilliant and so successful and think in this childlike,
fearful place of this guy who is clearly a fucking loser?
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (35:24):
And he last week in the on the fucking Beach.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
He toasted to their relationship and their business endeavors.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
I heard that, hmmm, you should never be in business
with a person you're dating.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
I don't know if he was talking about their separate
business endeavors, but.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Get it off the let me tell you about the beach.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
If shares a storyline to keep Bose around, it's this
relationship crumbling. Oh my god, sorry to be a negative person,
will it you?
Speaker 4 (35:51):
You know what? I also think that he honestly gives
me now that I'm thinking about it, back to the
picnic that they were on when she was like talking
about marriage and is like where is that for us?
And what are we and whatever? He speaks with a
level of like confidence and like man and assuredness. But
it's actually just fucking bullshit like you have assured me.
(36:12):
In no way, I have no idea if this is
going to be something that we So you're sitting here
on the beach toasting to our relationship and saying if
I can't give you two to three children, that you're
going to fucking break up with me. Why are we toasting?
Why are we here?
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
You know, just will Look, she's an impressive person, very intelligent,
super obviously good at her job, and a control freak.
Clearly this may be part of the personality where she
likes to just give in to a person a little bit.
We all, I think a lot of control freaks have.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
That, yeah, part in them. There's also this broken wing thing.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
I don't know who cares about the psychology of it.
It's not interesting, all right?
Speaker 2 (36:50):
So five hour two harsh? I mean it's it's not no.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Five hours later, Kyle visits bos and, by the way,
who wants a visitor? Five hours after you just had
not me? Not me?
Speaker 2 (37:02):
I want to be just the new season of Castlevania
came out last night. I want to be laid up
watching that.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
You know.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
I don't want a single person who's not my family
coming over and seeing me.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
I think Bo's like, you guys want to bring the
cameras over, fuck it, more cameras about her. Well, apparently
on Bo's room where she's recovering, there's a flower off.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
And they're kind of that's right, yeah yeah, And then
who won the flower.
Speaker 4 (37:29):
Off depends on your chase, I would say, Kyle, okay.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
And then Bo's apparently has read the forty eight Laws
of power because she knows exactly why Kyle is here.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Why.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
I think she's trying to re establish a relationship because
she knows that people have been feeding Bo's information and
she wants to get in her ear to kind of
get in front of it.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Yeah, to just completely lie to her again. This is
so bizarre. I don't even well.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
One thing that we do learn from this is that
Kyle is concerned about Dat and Mo. She may be
acting from a vengeful position towards Durit.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
I don't know whether that comes from paranoia or actuality,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Yea, I will say this about Bose. There's no way
you're going to get in her ear like little Finger
and manipulate her into feeling a certain way about something.
Bo is the wrong person, very strong will, She'll make
a decision.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
This would work for Britney.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
Cindy lu Who would be like absolutely, So you could
convince Cindy lu Who to kill someone for you.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
I think so.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
It would take a while, but I'm I'm pretty confident
Jared Osmond could convince Brittany to kill you.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Know, yes, you love me, don't easily? Yeah, we can
be together forever. I just need you to drop these
pills of cyanide in that person's glass over there, Yeah, and.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
Be grizzly or anything like. If he was like, I
need you to kill some I needed to shoot somebody,
she'd be like, oh, I don't want to. And he'd
be like, well what about poisoning them? She'd be like,
we'll be together there forever.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Yeah. Okay, Now I'm gonna bust mose balls a little
bit here. Okay, did you notice that there were not one,
but two paintings self paintings of bows in her bedroom?
Speaker 4 (39:26):
Yep, yep.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
I can't hang out with you very Oprah, because I'm
gonna say something about it to bust your balls. And
then when I do that, you have to play along.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
You have to not be weird about it.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
But you have pictures of yourself looking at you while
you sleep, So there's no way you're not going to
be weird.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
No, you will not. You see it as an insult.
Speaker 4 (39:46):
Yeahs, they aren't like little you know, the guy have
pictures of like our family from your in my room. No, no, no, no,
they're they're four sixty like sexy photos.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Beautiful, but sure, just not here, no right, no, not
really anywhere. Actually no, I don't know that anybody should
commission that kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
All right, let's get over to Sutton's house. She's playing
a pizza pajama party to make up for the pylon
when she was I guess the Erica Jaying baby was
the most hated woman on earth.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
I wasn't given a pizza party, baby. And you know,
I thought that she had only spoken about it with
her therapist. She mentioned it six times at varying different
points over the past couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Yeah, and I want to remind Erica Jamis because history,
when we look back, there's certain things that get forgotten
to give us clarity, full focus on what was really transpiring. Huh.
At that time, she was hiding earrings and refused to
give them back so it's a little hard to feel
bad for you because once again everyone hated you.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Yeah. No, the women didn't want you to be on
the show.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
So if you could think about how far away that
is from wanting to throw you a pizza party, maybe
you could understand.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
But she does and pissed. I didn't get a pizza party.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Bay, I didn't get a pizza party. Well, let's see here. Oh,
I guess I missed that, doesn't durit stop by? Or no, oh,
I'm sorry. We learned that Bo's in deiy will not
be attending the pizza party.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
Yes, hates Sutton, and Sutton hates her, and Bo's is
laying up for surgery, but they take her to check
e cheese.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Someone took a dig I believe it was Erica Jane
Baby at having to go deep in the valley. The
entire cast live in the valley except for two of you. Yeah,
and you live in Hancock Park in a guest house.
Erica Jane Baby in Hancock Park, which has lots of mansions,
but it's also surrounded by homeless encampments, and it is
an island surrounded by absolute grossness.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
Will sure and Rossmore is not a fun part of
the city. Absolutely, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (41:51):
The other weird thing too that I don't know. I
don't think she's purchased it. Sutton still rents Kyle's old house.
Get a house. You get three hundred and two thousand
dollars a month by a home.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
I wonder if it's a tax thing.
Speaker 4 (42:08):
Okay, but again you need to worry about your taxes.
What the fucks that needs?
Speaker 1 (42:13):
No, but a mortgage is better for taxes, yeah, because
I guess you'd write off the interest.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Get a house.
Speaker 3 (42:21):
But more gross than living in the valley or living
in Hancock Park or living in a guest house is.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
Profiting off of burn victims in orphans. That's really yeah, yeah,
I bet that really. Don't judge anybody, right, Erica Jane. Right.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
So we end up at that gross place in the valley,
which is Burbank, which has millionaires too, and wonderful hills.
Sure it does have that weird kind of industrial type
of area right below the city. It's disgusting, but other
than that, it's a completely lovely place. Oh when there
is a major freeway that runs right through it, which
is an ieore, But other than that, it's a good
looking place.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
All right.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
So we're at Chuck E Cheese.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Parking there's no parking, so other than that, it's a
nice place.
Speaker 3 (43:06):
And it's pretty much just a bunch of bejs and
like other lightly franchised restaurants.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
So that has no soul. But other than that, it's
a lovely, lovely place.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
It's got a Hooters.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Yeah that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
Yeah, yeah, okay, So they go to Chuck E Cheese.
I don't really have much here. The ladies have fun
and then they sit down and mend fence it.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
Erica playing those games was Chef's kiss. She was.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
Not having a good time, baby, So I thought that
was perfect.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
These kinds of games when you play them quote unquote
for fun and then you're very bad, they become on
fun very quickly.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
All right, right now, the two fun things that come
out of this conversation. One guard let's Kyle know she
can be a lesbian.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
Oh yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
And then Darita is brought up and Kyle gets so
upset with the accusations that she shares uh. I guess
she shares those memes with the group there.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
Yeah, and it's not so much memes it's more words
and words that say I won't tell anybody about this,
and let's stick to memes.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
For a while.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Yeah, I don't know why she showed that.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
She and there is so much worse on her phone,
you know this whole like out of principle, I'm not
going to show her my phone one the lie. It's
not out of principle. It's because of the horrific things
you're saying about her to her husband, which he is
filing away for the divorce, but also just to just
(44:46):
delete them. What just delete them and then show the phone?
What is dear read a fucking rocket scientist? Just fucking
delete them?
Speaker 1 (44:52):
I think so. The first part of the message to
him was just as a friend, you know, hope everything's okay.
It was just that fine a line which I think
everybody's grabbing onto, which is I'll keep our our comvos
to what we've talked about to myself. Yeah, that leaves
a lot for the imagination.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Go ahead, rubs.
Speaker 4 (45:10):
Another thing too, is that hern to read are not
on they're not talking, So I don't fucking talk to
my husband that I'm divorcing if we're not on speaking terms,
I don't care what the fuck you're saying?
Speaker 3 (45:20):
Yeah, yeah, that is not a that is not a
Graham Cracker kind of thing. That's a that's a knife.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
M Well, the next day Gar drops into us speak
with Bose. They discuss to read and that's when Gar
tells uh Shares that they read this little text at
Chuck E Cheese. And that's where I think Bose points
out where there's smoke, there's fire.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I love that saying and it
couldn't be more true.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
Get in the comments, let us know what your favorite
things are and we'll see you next week. I'm Dylan
saying goodbye, Pat, Say goodbye Ruby Bye.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
Still the bath was still, and over the yard
Speaker 2 (46:14):
Back
Gar lets Kyle know she can be a lesbian.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Oh yeah, that's fun.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
And then Darita is brought up and Kyle gets so
upset with the accusations that she shares. Uh, I guess
she shares those memes MM the group there.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Yeah, And it's not so much memes, it's more words
and words that say, I won't tell anybody about this,
and let's stick to memes for a while, Hilo, and
(00:35):
welcome to another bad TV episode. It's a bad TV episode,
and it's an episode about real housewives, specifically the real
Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Now everybody listening.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Knows that I'm Dill, that's Pat, Hey, how are you?
And that's Ruby Hi, and everybody else knows that Salt
Lake City is superior franchise, superior, vastly in units of
measurement that are unfathomable to I think.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Us as a species. So you want to listen to that.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
I got a picture on dot com sashion of the
podcast network. Also, we are champing at the bit to
talk about traders.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Traders, Okay, let me do the hard sell on yes. Okay.
Sometimes when a show launches and it's into it, a
couple of seasons. It's hard to sway people to look
in the rearview mirror and pick it up as something
that they might.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Want to watch.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
It's already had its cultural moment. Those people that are
on board are behind right. That being said, I think
there's a real opportunity here for some people if they
have some television space in their life. If you're looking
for a show and you've passed by Traders and you've
been like, oh, that looks interesting, but ah, it seems
(01:39):
like it's they're too far in. You don't need any
education on the show or any pass with it. You
can jump right in.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Now this is the Lost three, This is not lost.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
This is not Lost, which, by the way, I actually
i'd argue you could just jump in because that show
was nonsensical and stupid in a waste of everyone's time.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Favorite not by the end there you go.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Okay, So what.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
We witnessed this week on Traders is essentially unparalleled and
competition reality. I mean, there have been moments that are tense,
but this was just.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Okay, So we just watched Ruby.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
It was Salt Lake City of that show.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Okay, So we've had twenty said twenty five years of
reality TV shows that have some element of elimination at
the conclusion.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
And we'll talk about Real Housewives of Beverly else.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Sure, we're just jacked through the fucking roof about traders.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I'm still hard selling here, Dell. Okay, sorry, this episode
I have not been so like I could not take
my eyes off the television since and I this is
so truthful. I sound like trump there since Flavor of
Love season two, right when Flavor sent home a girl
named Something, her name was something and he couldn't get
(02:59):
past it, right, right, right, okay, in an elimination.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
And we can blame Flave for a lot of things, right,
his uh.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Fairy checkered criminal history, oh yeah, his blatant misogyny, his
essentially dishonest origin for agreeing to do the show, which
was marriage, which he had never you know, no intention
of at all. But you cannot blame somebody for not
being able to get over the fact that somebody that
you're dating took a shit on your floor.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yeah, it's hard to get past it. He couldn't get
past it.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Now I'm high, but it felt like that took me
seventeen minutes.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
None.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Now you're okay, Okay, insummation. Yeah, you need to give
Traders a shot and start with season three, which we
happen to be recapping on Patriot dot Com Slash another
podcast network.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
And it's not Patriot, that's probably Patriot.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
And by the way, it's not about the money for us.
I'm doing this for you.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yeah, I mean times are tough. You know, people have
been the city's been burning out here. You know, people
are stressed out out. Do yourself a favor if you
want true escapism and true you know, freaking taint grinding
and just excitement to watch it.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I was crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I had planned to watch this episode in two parts
because I'm a busy guy. Yeah, I couldn't leave the house.
I had to see how the episode ended.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Yeah, anyway, not this episode though, of Beverly Hills.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Not this episode. Mm hm.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
This was good for them.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
It was good for them. It was good for them.
It was an ironic trip to Chuck e Cheese. You know,
it's like.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
That's our Chuck e Cheese that we take Ali too.
By the way, I recognized it by the parking lot
right as they drove, and I said that they're going
to Chuck e Cheese. Yeah, yeah, I kneel it.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Yeah, Erica was not happy, baby, but if yeah, go ahead, Rubes.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
You guys are did we talk about the pizza? Is
that a known thing that they if you look at
the pizza, they like just take leftover pieces and apparently
put it together in one pizza. That's why I think
the pieces never matched. So you're supposed to get pepperoni
not cheese there.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I've heard that, and I think that it's maybe you know,
a nasty, vicious rumor.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah, as frequents it very often, generally when it's raining
on a weekend, the fresh pi. It's tasteless pizza and
your dodge and drooling crumb crunches all day. It is
not a place where adults should go that don't have
to be.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
There, No, no, no, no, you should be forced to be there.
But I'm gonna go ahead and give my babyes real quick.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Kyle Richards continues to be the worst person. Maybe I
don't know that guy Jeff is off of Bravo now,
so I think that Kyle might be the worst person.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Oh, Jeff Lewis you're referring to that Jeff.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Oh, he is a horrible, wretched human being.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Pat hates Jeff Lewis.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
You know, I'd love to watch him on television, but
just no one ever say that he's such a nice
kind guy. He's not. He's a monster. He has no
loyalty to anybody. He'll backstab you at the if it
can benefit him.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah, and he looks like a fish. But Kyle Richards
is just kind of acrid TV. The way that she produces,
the the kind of very transparent way she produces. You know,
it's kind of like if somebody tells you they're going
to do.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Something over and over and over and over and over again,
they never.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Do it, and they say it like the seventh time,
You're like, this is awkward because you're telling me that
you're going to you know. And I feel like that's
what watching Kyle on TV like. When when Sutton brings
up the infidelity thing, which was fire.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I loved it. Fire the greatest moment of the night,
right by the way it was deflected, not denied, right.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
So the deflection from Kyle, that's her entire ethos on
the show. It's just completely insulate myself from the.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Job, which is to let people into your life.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
And it's very, very frustrating with that being said, I
thought it was a fun episode for babys for Baby's ribs.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
I I think that she's a snake. I think this
episode it showed that a lot that that text message
being sent was for her to pretend like it was
anything other, especially for her of all people, to pretend
like that was acceptable, was just hilarious to watch. I
hope she gets destroyed. Bo's shows up for fucking work
(07:33):
like that. She's in it like she's a very strong character,
but she also is just kind of like she lets
everybody have their space and have their freedom to talk,
and I think that's very we need that here. Yeah,
mid Valley kidnapping to Chuck E Cheese hilarious. Right, Sutton's
amazing seventy eight bebe seventy eight.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I think that's a good score.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Seventy eight babas huh.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I share many of your thoughts, Dylan, particularly about Kyle Richards.
She is a phony balogney. You're not seeing the real
the captivating television would be if she actually admitted that
Moe had been cheating on her for a number of years. Right,
Instead we get the self produced Kyle Richards. Just it's
a waste of time. She needs to be recast. Someone
(08:22):
had posted something in one of our uh the many
groups we follow that Kyle Richards had said that she
was not filming right now or a plan not to,
and that might be an actual fake post, but anyway, Okay,
the only interesting person this season, in my opinion, is
to Read, and that's because to Read somehow got some
truth serah Mi in her. And she is fucking letting
(08:43):
everyone have it a blowtorch and that's very entertaining.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
She's she's unearthing veins left and right.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
That's right, But I don't know how long that's going
to be entertaining.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
No, it's going to be old, and then she's going
to like even after it's like pretty old and we're
all pretty like that guy, she's going to keep going.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
For a while. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
So, because really, I mean, they get to it at
the tail end of the show. We begin with the
evening at the Viper Room and how it went down. Yeah,
the fight with Kyle is in fact not about memes.
It is about taking back control from Kyle, who's basically
treated her like a little bitch for the last eight seasons.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Well, there's also a wrinkle of you're texting my ex
husband or the person.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I don't think she cares. I don't think I think
she knows that Kyle would never have sex with a
blue a blue goo whale.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Right right, right right.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
My wife, who is an angel bud Vicious, was like,
the only thing they can say this show is to
read sleeping with Mo.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I agree. I wish it would just be like she
you know, what is it to us?
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Yeah, here's the thing. Let her kids get to be
teenagers that go to boarding school abroad.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
M hmm.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Her and Mo go on a date. What what's the issue?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Go for it.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Kyle's a full on less at this point. Everyone wins
and PK.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Not sure I know what he does. He films it
and brokers a deal with Vivid Films. That's what PK does,
because that's the most PK thing that is.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
You really, you were Morpheus there.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
You saw every single I saw that green running going
on the screen.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah, and you picked the right one. That was crazy
beautiful to see.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
All right, shall you should set up shop on Ventura
with a bunch of incense outside.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I could do that, or you, guys, someone that knows
produces on Trader see if you can get Patty on there.
I think I go a long way. I cannot wait
to talk about that. Okay. Anyway, we begin the show
with the fight between Dorry and Kyle and about memes
being exchanged with a no neck con man.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Not memes, just words that not memes at all, just words.
And even the thing about the memes is so bizarre
like that that defense is so red handed, wrong, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I just tell that she's lying.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah, I have to say so, and let's get your
feelings about this. You have to pick a side. I'm
sorry when there's a breakup with another couple. I've had
several couples that have broken up that my wife and
I had interacted with, and I always will just choose
the male. That I'll stand saying.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
I would choose the male, and my wife would choose
the female.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
And if I liked the other one more than the
other one, I'd probably check in with them, but very
surface level every once in a while, you know. But
but p K p K sending jokes and memes is
weirder to me than them just talking almost because there's
(11:45):
this like there's this weird subtext of like why are
you sending why are they sending each other memes?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
I'd like to see h.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Like, No, I was gonna say, where the fuck does
he even see memes? Like it's so weird and it's
just string. I agree, call her every once in a while,
I would be like, you're old. That makes sense. It's
what I will say is if anyone getting divorced or
not sent my husband a text message.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Who was friends with you?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Nature? I would I would go Garcel on them and
send an email to their company saying that they're a
cheating whore.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Yeah, I love I love black girl and black girl
like Garcel's like, let me tell you something.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Dread is the worst kind of white girl, Like.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
You know, Oh yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Well, we're still at the table. So Kyle is firm
that she's no longer going to exchange tech text with Pek.
And this is when Guard jumps in and asks, how
you doing, Hey, how's it going with that marriage with yours?
And I think this is when she basically tells everybody
to fuck off.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I think, yeah, she flips out. I think she might
be on steroids or.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Maybe she now I saw her smoke. Sometimes people they
get really agitated where they're not smoking anymore.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Yeah, no, she's smoking Kile.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
No, well she might. I don't think she's smoking. I
think she just smoked in that scene.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Ah interesting. Yeah, well anyway, eric O Jane follows her
out despite the fact that this night was about her
being honored and I'd forgotten what it was about. I
think it was about her being fierce or something.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
No, she sang a song and then it was the
song was called Domino's Oh duh Umenos is probably close
to what it sounds like.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
I want to talk about that music career. If you
have to pay to have your song played, I don't
think you have a career. I think it's a hobby
in a very expensive one.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Oh yeah, well, I mean it's expensive to be her.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Yeah, using an old crinkly guy's money that looks like
the monopoly man that was stolen from you know, dead
people that were burned.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
I'm so excited to get to her. Later in the episode,
she's like, wow, you know, I mean Tom's trials coming up,
so I mean there's still you know, a cloud hang
over me. And it's like, well, yeah, because the hope
of what little assets he has left is going to
be completely obliterated during that trial and it's not anything
(14:19):
but that.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Oh well, he just got found guilty on all charges.
By the way, that was about three weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Gilboo's two.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
He's gonna go drink his dinner out of a slurpee
in a rest home. He's got dementia or something. Seem
fine to me two years ago.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Well, anyway, the ladies trying to make sense of all
of it, and Bo's does her best impression of a
conflict resolution specialist. Very annoying. I'm not a fan of
Bo's both take eight seats. We don't need this on
the show.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Don't you think that she allows in the way that
it's not in a stirring pot type of way. It's
more elevated than that. But at the same time she
gets the tea from everyone.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Yes she does. I'm just saying it's not the act
is not going to at some point you have to
climb in the mud and throw some mud on other people,
and that's why you're here.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
I just don't think trying to be above it all
is going to work out for her past two seasons.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Yeah, well, we'll see, all.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Right, well, meanwhile, Erica Jane Baby, lets us know that
she's never seen to eat lunet people or Kyle have
a vein explode out of her head. Baby, She's never
seen a box of jewelry that she buried in the
ground the day before the FBI rated Baby, She's never
seen those things.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
No, no, no, she's never seen them.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
She's a criminal.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
She's a criminal. And I get you. I believe that
a lot of people marry these men and they do
not know the ins and outs of their every days.
I get that entirely. I believe. Now this is just me,
uh huh. I think you know, when when your husband
(15:55):
is doing like when your husband is Tony soprano but
a lawyer.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
I think, you know, here's the thing with Ereka Jaane Baby.
You can't be you know, if we're going to be
street smart, let's.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Be streets right, right, yeah, right, yeah, you're a swamp
rap right, That's how you got where. You are being swampy,
and the swamp is now completely around you and you're
pretending to be fucking blocked right right right, Get out
of that.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Hustle mile and more than the four plates, your dumb ass.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
That was yeah, right right. The second wife pulled out
with a pulled out Mayo track and I just took plates.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
We'll talk about that. Yeah, I'd like to remind Erica
it was nineteen ninety five when she took the ship.
It wasn't after we'd found out that he was stealing
money from people that had their faces burned off. Yeah,
that was years later.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
And we you know, the ear rings are one point
one million dollars.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
So all right, next day, let's get to Kyle visiting
Suddon and uh, I guess Kyle's panties are up in
a bunch.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Yeah, she's blown away by what happened last night. I
don't know. She's like, I don't know why to read
so mad.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Well, She says the last time her bandies were up
in a bunch was with that conversation a few years
back with Camille, And before that, it was when her
and her sister Kim were fighting because Kim accuser of
stealing her house, which she did because it's easy to steal,
uh from a person that's a sloppy, drunk.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
In corredibly easy.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Here sign this, Kim that oh, I'm going to liquor
store for you. I need it's a I don't know,
just sign I'm getting a big order. Yeah, why is
it forty pages? Don't ask me.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
I mean, I'll talk to the guy at the liquor store.
But I haven't the faintest idea.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Yeah, okay, didn't There The added level of drama to
that was I believe that. I think Maurice had, as
Kathy calls him, had just left her husband's company. And
then this was one of the early I don't know
(18:11):
it just so. It was so fucking funny that scene
in the limo. I love it.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
I heard that because I asked about this. Maybe we
were doing this. I think that their mother had left
them a house as the sisters, and she was living
in it.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Yeah, well that's kind of a party film, and it's
supposed to be a sister house.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
It's not your house.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
She drink right, I could be wrong. Let us know,
all right, So where are we.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Really except Mauricio is a great guy. I mean, oh yeah,
I'm excited for next week when he gets his daughter
a Porsche, which is cool.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
And also a way of saying, please still love me
despite the fact of years of infidelity, on your crying nights,
on your shoulder right from your mother because I wasn't around.
I was banging a mistress in a hotel.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Yeah, let's go with the rab four.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Right, that's a nice car, it's a respectable car, and
it's not a Porsche given to a sixteen year old.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Right, this is this is the way of him saying,
you know, it's it's a thank you and it's a
it's only beginning.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Kid, Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, it's.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
It's a two first. So at this point, maybe give
her the Porsche.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
I don't know, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever it is, it's
vomit inducing, but yeah, Kyle's uh, Kyle can't believe it.
She can't believe it. And then I think Garcel shows up.
Oh is this next week or today today?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Okay? Yeah, yeah, well yeah, gar arrives and uh mentioned
that what does she say she said? Did she black out?
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Kyle says that she.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Oh, okay, sorry sorry that yeah, okay, anyway, Kyle says
that I guess she wants to she wants to make
up with her. Anyway, let's move on. Okay, So Kyle
mentioned she called Mo the first thing in the morning
his take on the ek thing, and uh, Mo thinks
that all of this is stupid because you should be
(19:57):
able to have close relationships with the opposite sex and
then having sex with him at a hotel in Marina
del Rey. Yeah, that's okay as well, you know, like
very specific.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
So Mauricia tells her because she's like, doesn't want me
to be friends with PK. Right, And he's like, that's
so stupid, which is exactly what he said when Kyle
said I'm upset that you had a threesome with two
prostitutes at a hotel in Marina del Rey. He said,
that's stupid.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
That's stupid.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
It's not why you acting that way. Stop hitting yourself.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah, well, ladies all agree you don't text your friends X.
And that's when Sutton says, at Kyle, how about you
about the infidelity in your relationship? Yeah, thank you Sutton
for trying to push Kyle out of her self produced nonsense.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Sometimes words slip out of my mouth.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Well it's because you're drunk.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
What did you think about this moment? Because I watched
it twice and it felt like there there may have
been a moment where Kyle stot up and said we're
not doing this.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
I think is.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Sutton does a very good job of housewifing her own way.
She she does the same thing that other housewives do,
which is this is a total like I don't know,
like I think of somebody like Ramona trying to pull
this off, and it's it just doesn't have it's not
(21:19):
as smooth as the way Sutton does it.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
It's evil, yes, but Kyle deserves every inch of it.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
This was like what Wetney tried to do with to Lisa,
with the sex and the books and that it was
more this. Yeah, but Sutton executes kind of effortlessly because
she uses words like infidelity and not cheating. It's like
small little They're like, wow, you nuanced little devil.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Well, don't forget that southern little Yeah, but Kyle deflex
We move right the fuck.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Off, not masterfully, because Okay, if you robbed a bank
and then were disposed of the weapon, disposed of the mask,
but the bag of money you had blew ink all
over you. If you were then seized upon by two
(22:16):
police and tried to tell them that you weren't the
one that did it, that's a little bit like what
Kyle does with this Mauricia thing, Like we can't we
can't do this though, right, Like, he's obviously.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Cheating on you.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
You've wanted to talk about it, You've alluded to it
many times as they show, So what are we doing
with this insane?
Speaker 4 (22:39):
What rus She told her friends and her mom about
her boyfriend being a dick in a moment of like annoyed,
just hatred, and then the next day everything was fine.
But everyone fucking hates your boyfriend. Now it's like, no, Kyle,
you didn't like that he cheated, and then you told
us about it, and now you can't take it back.
(23:00):
And there were cameras.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Yeah, right, yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
And the really delusional thing is that I think that
he's got her convinced that there's a future for them. Well,
I think that's why she's being so protective of him,
and there's zero chance.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Two thoughts on this, because this dynamic is interesting to me.
One is as a viewer, how much do they owe me?
Because technically it's a reality show about your life.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
I love that question.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
When you're not doing that, am I allowed to be
upset and go? You're fake and phony? If you're not
gonna be real, get someone else on the show that
will actually expose the ups and downs of their life.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Or be fun about it. Don't be boring about it.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Lisa Barlow lies about fucking everything, but she's fucking hilarious
about it.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Second thought, the mo infidelity is quite a liability in
the times that we live in. He owns a company
that is not doing well right now because the real
estate market is in the shitter.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Well, it's not now.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Pile that on top of their rumors that he's been
a savage serial cheater on his fan family for the
better part of a decade. It hurts the brand.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Oh, he'll bottom out.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
I'm just saying that may be a reason why she's protecting.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
His his oh, because just it hurts both of them
in case they do.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
If if they divorce, and in the divorce papers it
talks about endless nights of weeping because he was cheating
on her. It's it's not good for the brand.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Yeah, so anyway, Yeah, well you can drag that out too, right,
I mean, the the alimony decreases every time every quarter.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
The agency is, you know, less in the black, that's right.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
So fi Ale needs to listen to Sutton and file.
She's got a file.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
She's got a file, and just get it. Over with
her favorite part about this episode was no oxen heart.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Yeah made me feel better. You know, someone had finally
connected because we we make fun of oxen ard quite
a bit. And one of our listeners that had listened
to our recaps of Love after lock Up. It was
a brief period that Dylan and I and Ruby covered those.
There was a couple his one. The guy's name was Scott.
I think the girl's name was Lindsay. They lived an
ox start and showcase just how disgusting of a place
(25:12):
it is. Scott died of a meth overdose last ye.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Yeah, congrats, did he really?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
You know?
Speaker 3 (25:18):
I was looking back on an old social clip that
we cut and we were covering Love after lock Up.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
It was so funny. You were like, you gotta pick
it up a little bit. You're being a little negative,
and I was like, Okay, well, next up, we have
two fentanyl addicts.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
I'm glad I didn't watch that show anymore.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
It was depressed.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
It's an emotional I felt like I was supporting people
to go deeper into the depths of a horrible life.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Oh my god, I am watching Last Resort with Natalie
and josh Ugh. No, no, no, you guys, it's again therapists.
Get in there, please. He could tell it's it's a
social experiment. It's incredible, but it is a little Yeah.
You wonder how these people are alive? Alive?
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Yeah, Pupsy and Tootsie, those two that smoked puppy puppy.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Yeah, that was there was. Let me paint a picture.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
They're smoking in a garage, drinking green apple whiskey and
their table is a piece of plywood on two kind
of you know, construction.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Things like cinder blocks, cinder, cinder, cinder.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Let's move on.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
That's when I jumped ship to Dylan. It was such
a depressing site. It reminded me of going to like
sad people's houses for house parties when I was in
high school.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Yeah, I don't like to look back. I like to
look forward.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Why is the propane tank in the front yard right,
because that's a bummer big time.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Let's go over to a place that doesn't have a
propane tank in front of it. HP Buttercup, hmmm, I
don't even know where this is. Must be on Robertson
or something.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
This is where they're going to get all the furniture.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
That's right, Dreet meets Erica, Jane, Baby, and Martin to
discuss the remod of her rental.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Now, this is how they did it, right, This is
where the budget comes in. He's not he's not going
to take a cent less but HB Buttercup will do
a little disc a little deal.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Right.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Oh sure, But their whole picking out the furniture thing
wasn't the interesting part. The interesting part was her consistent
belief that somehow she's been wronged. Yeah, the first wife
got to have all the furniture and then she got screwed. Baby,
I got screwed. I should have taken it all. I
guess they would have written bad things about me, baby, Yes,
(27:38):
we would have, right, right, right?
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Because and that's your choice right now. You can't see
that that's going to happen to you. But you roll
the dice when you make the life choices that you made. Right,
If you want to marry this guy and you see
that he's a criminal very clearly and you don't have
any issue with it, then you roll the dice. If
(28:02):
you're still in that dynamic many years after making that choice,
and you are approached to do the Real Housewives and
put all of that into public view. There's another choice.
So I have no sympathy for America Chih Absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
You guys, it's like pretty good twenty years of your
life burning money on that ridiculous music career that never materialized.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Go ahead.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
I was going to say, also, I agreed with everything, demon,
but thank you for showing it. Kyle acts as though
her life is so like God forbid. We talk about, like, Kyle,
you're getting fucking divorced in Beverly Hills. Your husband is
fucking thirty twenty year olds who everyone we know is you. Yeah, Erica,
I would argue, like that's spicy. Thank you Erica for
(28:47):
letting us know that you stole from burneh.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Right, and don't forget the orphans because some people lost
their parents, some kids lost their parents. This is the
money to get them into adulthood, right right, But it's
been burned on paying Mikey to give her Eric she
paid to play money, well, swamp god. I still hate her.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Thank you, Erica.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Okay, let's see. So Erica says this remod means a lot.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
I guess that's because I'm not an insane person. Uh
Durit notes that Gar pointed out there's some girls that
don't like hanging out with her that much. And then
Durit wants to know why Kyle's reaction was the way
it was, and uh, I think Durit, you said at
the top of the show, maybe it was Ruby. I
think this is where Durit needs to sleep with more.
(29:33):
That would be quite the story.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
And they're both hotep. I think I think that people
strongly dislike their significant others, respectively. People would be like,
this is gross, but at the end of the day,
it's like, we don't like Kyle, we don't like PK.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
So and if PK filmed it and broke her to
deal with Vivid, they could sell it and he'd increase
his net worth to minus two million dollars.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Yeah right, but I'll tell you what it would make
more than that goddamn to be Mom's chick, You know
what I mean? What was that team Mom?
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Tamum tum farah farah. Yeah, yeah, we'll give you twenty
thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Okay, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Didn't she cook me a man on a swing? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Yeah, No, I think she made a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
She did pretty well. I think Uh. I think it
was somewhere around two hundred grand, which back in that day,
that brought you a down payment on a condo in
La which she bought. Yeah, good for her, Good for her.
Do you know Rachel Lindsay lives right around the corner
from here. I was reading that said Bachelorette, that was
our toughest time. Yeah, they're recapping that season.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
That was so annoying. Oh my gosh, all the Rachel
Lindsay stuff and the Matt James stuff.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Oh, they just broke up too. That's what made me
think of it. Did they really they announced their breakup yesterday?
Speaker 3 (31:01):
No.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
No, it's very important to note this very very quickly.
He announced it in a way that was so fucking weird, Dylan,
I'm not joking. All day yesterday, people were like he
was either hacked, or this is a clue that they're engaged,
or it was like people were like, obviously this isn't
them breaking up, because it was it was as though
(31:22):
a Turkish spy hacked his phone and was like, I
know how Americans speak, this is how they speak, and
he was like, God give us the strength, and I
know that they're kind of religious, but it was not.
It was fucking strange, and she has I get I'm
pretty sure, been silent, just like liking comments on TikTok
that say like she was blindsided and shit.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
So so is it true or not realby was it
a hacker?
Speaker 3 (31:47):
No?
Speaker 4 (31:48):
No, I think it's true. I think it is true.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
He's a real jerk.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Father, God, give Rachel and I strength to mend our
broken hearts. Give us a piece about this decision to
end our relationship that transcends worldly understanding.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
She shower our friends and family with kindness and love
to comfort us and remind us that our joy comes
from you. Lord. Now we had to cover him, Oh.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Yeah, that was great. And his dad he had to
confront for some reason and ask him why he wasn't there.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
The guy is a piece of fucking shit and we
had to cover him. And people are like, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Why you got it, and it's like, what are you
talking about.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
It was right in the middle of COVID too.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
It was the middle of all that fervor.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
And he remember, wouldn't touch Rachel because she went to
that party when she was a teenager and then started
dating maybe half an hour after that.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
For three years yeah. Yeah, he was just gross shit.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
But were so well yeah, all right, so five hours.
Oh sorry. Then we get to Bo's and Killy. They're
up early because she has a surgery. She looks like
she's going to a cocktail party, not a surgery.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
This seeing bos get in glam during this whole medical
process is like, it just makes me sad. Well, they're filming,
I know, it just it's kind of I don't know,
I wish you just didn't have to do that. But
she kind of does this stuff with Bo's and this guy.
It's really tough to watch. It's really sad. The surgery
(33:19):
part of their relationship, their relationship.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Okay, well let me, I'm gonna get us in trouble here,
but yeah, that's okay, that's okay. One of the concerns
in the whole reason for this surgery is she wants
to have kids with Kiley, and that is like, you know, okay,
he's forty eight, he's never had kids. Let me break
it to your bones. He doesn't fucking want kids. Trust me,
(33:43):
you don't suddenly discover at forty eight years old while
you're dating someone dating someone that you want to suddenly
have kids and listen. Sorry, I'm a guy, I'm an authority.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
I can have kids at forty seven.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
No, you can. I'm saying from a male's perspective, if
you've gone this long, clearly do not want children.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
My thing is though, and honestly, if a gay man
can launch multiple franchises tearing women down, we can talk
about this for you know, two minutes. You can have
children at forty seven. It's very complicated, it's very expensive.
But Bo's has the money, and if she wants to
do it, she can try to do it.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
It's possible. Not with this guy, though, Now, why would
you do it with this guy?
Speaker 3 (34:28):
And there's a thing I think Bo's likes, the the
sex of it all.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
I think she's just digmatized.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
Really, I think she is too, and I hope that
she I hope the surgery goes perfectly and that everything
is fine with her medically. I don't like a guy
that is in his late forties dating a woman in
her late forties with the expectation, yeah, that you're having
two to three kids, and it's like no discussion as
(34:57):
to whether or not. This is like a deal breaker
for us. In a few words, fuck you Data thirty
year old, then if it's serious, it's something you want,
because fuck off, it's not me.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
And she's like, she's like, I'm, I'm she's worried that
it's a deal breaker for him. What how can you
be so brilliant and so successful and think in this childlike,
fearful place of this guy who is clearly a fucking loser?
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (35:24):
And he last week in the on the fucking Beach.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
He toasted to their relationship and their business endeavors.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
I heard that, hmmm, you should never be in business
with a person you're dating.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
I don't know if he was talking about their separate
business endeavors, but.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Get it off the let me tell you about the beach.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
If shares a storyline to keep Bose around, it's this
relationship crumbling. Oh my god, sorry to be a negative person,
will it you?
Speaker 4 (35:51):
You know what? I also think that he honestly gives
me now that I'm thinking about it, back to the
picnic that they were on when she was like talking
about marriage and is like where is that for us?
And what are we and whatever? He speaks with a
level of like confidence and like man and assuredness. But
it's actually just fucking bullshit like you have assured me.
(36:12):
In no way, I have no idea if this is
going to be something that we So you're sitting here
on the beach toasting to our relationship and saying if
I can't give you two to three children, that you're
going to fucking break up with me. Why are we toasting?
Why are we here?
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
You know, just will Look, she's an impressive person, very intelligent,
super obviously good at her job, and a control freak.
Clearly this may be part of the personality where she
likes to just give in to a person a little bit.
We all, I think a lot of control freaks have.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
That, yeah, part in them. There's also this broken wing thing.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
I don't know who cares about the psychology of it.
It's not interesting, all right?
Speaker 2 (36:50):
So five hour two harsh? I mean it's it's not no.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Five hours later, Kyle visits bos and, by the way,
who wants a visitor? Five hours after you just had
not me? Not me?
Speaker 2 (37:02):
I want to be just the new season of Castlevania
came out last night. I want to be laid up
watching that.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
You know.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
I don't want a single person who's not my family
coming over and seeing me.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
I think Bo's like, you guys want to bring the
cameras over, fuck it, more cameras about her. Well, apparently
on Bo's room where she's recovering, there's a flower off.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
And they're kind of that's right, yeah yeah, And then
who won the flower.
Speaker 4 (37:29):
Off depends on your chase, I would say, Kyle, okay.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
And then Bo's apparently has read the forty eight Laws
of power because she knows exactly why Kyle is here.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Why.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
I think she's trying to re establish a relationship because
she knows that people have been feeding Bo's information and
she wants to get in her ear to kind of
get in front of it.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Yeah, to just completely lie to her again. This is
so bizarre. I don't even well.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
One thing that we do learn from this is that
Kyle is concerned about Dat and Mo. She may be
acting from a vengeful position towards Durit.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
I don't know whether that comes from paranoia or actuality,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Yea, I will say this about Bose. There's no way
you're going to get in her ear like little Finger
and manipulate her into feeling a certain way about something.
Bo is the wrong person, very strong will, She'll make
a decision.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
This would work for Britney.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
Cindy lu Who would be like absolutely, So you could
convince Cindy lu Who to kill someone for you.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
I think so.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
It would take a while, but I'm I'm pretty confident
Jared Osmond could convince Brittany to kill you.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Know, yes, you love me, don't easily? Yeah, we can
be together forever. I just need you to drop these
pills of cyanide in that person's glass over there, Yeah, and.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
Be grizzly or anything like. If he was like, I
need you to kill some I needed to shoot somebody,
she'd be like, oh, I don't want to. And he'd
be like, well what about poisoning them? She'd be like,
we'll be together there forever.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Yeah. Okay, Now I'm gonna bust mose balls a little
bit here. Okay, did you notice that there were not one,
but two paintings self paintings of bows in her bedroom?
Speaker 4 (39:26):
Yep, yep.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
I can't hang out with you very Oprah, because I'm
gonna say something about it to bust your balls. And
then when I do that, you have to play along.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
You have to not be weird about it.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
But you have pictures of yourself looking at you while
you sleep, So there's no way you're not going to
be weird.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
No, you will not. You see it as an insult.
Speaker 4 (39:46):
Yeahs, they aren't like little you know, the guy have
pictures of like our family from your in my room. No, no, no, no,
they're they're four sixty like sexy photos.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Beautiful, but sure, just not here, no right, no, not
really anywhere. Actually no, I don't know that anybody should
commission that kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
All right, let's get over to Sutton's house. She's playing
a pizza pajama party to make up for the pylon
when she was I guess the Erica Jaying baby was
the most hated woman on earth.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
I wasn't given a pizza party, baby. And you know,
I thought that she had only spoken about it with
her therapist. She mentioned it six times at varying different
points over the past couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Yeah, and I want to remind Erica Jamis because history,
when we look back, there's certain things that get forgotten
to give us clarity, full focus on what was really transpiring. Huh.
At that time, she was hiding earrings and refused to
give them back so it's a little hard to feel
bad for you because once again everyone hated you.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Yeah. No, the women didn't want you to be on
the show.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
So if you could think about how far away that
is from wanting to throw you a pizza party, maybe
you could understand.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
But she does and pissed. I didn't get a pizza party.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Bay, I didn't get a pizza party. Well, let's see here. Oh,
I guess I missed that, doesn't durit stop by? Or no, oh,
I'm sorry. We learned that Bo's in deiy will not
be attending the pizza party.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
Yes, hates Sutton, and Sutton hates her, and Bo's is
laying up for surgery, but they take her to check
e cheese.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Someone took a dig I believe it was Erica Jane
Baby at having to go deep in the valley. The
entire cast live in the valley except for two of you. Yeah,
and you live in Hancock Park in a guest house.
Erica Jane Baby in Hancock Park, which has lots of mansions,
but it's also surrounded by homeless encampments, and it is
an island surrounded by absolute grossness.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
Will sure and Rossmore is not a fun part of
the city. Absolutely, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (41:51):
The other weird thing too that I don't know. I
don't think she's purchased it. Sutton still rents Kyle's old house.
Get a house. You get three hundred and two thousand
dollars a month by a home.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
I wonder if it's a tax thing.
Speaker 4 (42:08):
Okay, but again you need to worry about your taxes.
What the fucks that needs?
Speaker 1 (42:13):
No, but a mortgage is better for taxes, yeah, because
I guess you'd write off the interest.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Get a house.
Speaker 3 (42:21):
But more gross than living in the valley or living
in Hancock Park or living in a guest house is.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
Profiting off of burn victims in orphans. That's really yeah, yeah,
I bet that really. Don't judge anybody, right, Erica Jane. Right.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
So we end up at that gross place in the valley,
which is Burbank, which has millionaires too, and wonderful hills.
Sure it does have that weird kind of industrial type
of area right below the city. It's disgusting, but other
than that, it's a completely lovely place. Oh when there
is a major freeway that runs right through it, which
is an ieore, But other than that, it's a good
looking place.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
All right.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
So we're at Chuck E Cheese.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Parking there's no parking, so other than that, it's a
nice place.
Speaker 3 (43:06):
And it's pretty much just a bunch of bejs and
like other lightly franchised restaurants.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
So that has no soul. But other than that, it's
a lovely, lovely place.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
It's got a Hooters.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Yeah that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
Yeah, yeah, okay, So they go to Chuck E Cheese.
I don't really have much here. The ladies have fun
and then they sit down and mend fence it.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
Erica playing those games was Chef's kiss. She was.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
Not having a good time, baby, So I thought that
was perfect.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
These kinds of games when you play them quote unquote
for fun and then you're very bad, they become on
fun very quickly.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
All right, right now, the two fun things that come
out of this conversation. One guard let's Kyle know she
can be a lesbian.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
Oh yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
And then Darita is brought up and Kyle gets so
upset with the accusations that she shares uh. I guess
she shares those memes with the group there.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
Yeah, and it's not so much memes it's more words
and words that say I won't tell anybody about this,
and let's stick to memes.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
For a while.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Yeah, I don't know why she showed that.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
She and there is so much worse on her phone,
you know this whole like out of principle, I'm not
going to show her my phone one the lie. It's
not out of principle. It's because of the horrific things
you're saying about her to her husband, which he is
filing away for the divorce, but also just to just
(44:46):
delete them. What just delete them and then show the phone?
What is dear read a fucking rocket scientist? Just fucking
delete them?
Speaker 1 (44:52):
I think so. The first part of the message to
him was just as a friend, you know, hope everything's okay.
It was just that fine a line which I think
everybody's grabbing onto, which is I'll keep our our comvos
to what we've talked about to myself. Yeah, that leaves
a lot for the imagination.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Go ahead, rubs.
Speaker 4 (45:10):
Another thing too, is that hern to read are not
on they're not talking, So I don't fucking talk to
my husband that I'm divorcing if we're not on speaking terms,
I don't care what the fuck you're saying?
Speaker 3 (45:20):
Yeah, yeah, that is not a that is not a
Graham Cracker kind of thing. That's a that's a knife.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
M Well, the next day Gar drops into us speak
with Bose. They discuss to read and that's when Gar
tells uh Shares that they read this little text at
Chuck E Cheese. And that's where I think Bose points
out where there's smoke, there's fire.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I love that saying and it
couldn't be more true.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
Get in the comments, let us know what your favorite
things are and we'll see you next week. I'm Dylan
saying goodbye, Pat, Say goodbye Ruby Bye.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
Still the bath was still, and over the yard
Speaker 2 (46:14):
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