December 15, 2024 • 40 mins
Ruby, Dylan and Pat are back to break down motel receipts, to know Jennifer Tilly, brushing your teeth with different instruments. BoBos and more from Bravo's RHOBH.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
She's bankrupt.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yeah, Darena's negative money.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Oh yeah. I can't wait for their divorce proceedings between
her and PK. The JID is gonna be all right,
let's talk about assets here. Uh all right, your combined
assets are minus twelve million dollars. Okay, I have some
uney paid stubs for what kind of stay at Motel six.
(00:25):
I guess that's you.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
PK. Yeah, okay, Yes.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
You guys have read Bobos bus Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
So I don't know pat if you guys are Maxinese
to people are Marshalls people. But I have found at
my Marshals they have boxes of these, the little muffins
and like little single servings.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I think I gave you one when you were hungry
here like four months ago. I took it right out
of Elliott's lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Well you might have they are They're delicious?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Are they delicious? Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
My god? They're so good?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Anyways, all right, Hi, Hello, welcome to another brand smag
new episode of Bad TV. We are here to break
down what I'm concerned is kind of the antithesis of
Salt Lake, which we're covering at patreon dot com slash
another podcast network just laid down an incredible episode recapping
the part of our art to trip where.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Vita Tequila is mate.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
This show, I'm a little worried about right out of
the gate, what are we three episodes in? I you know,
we're happy that Dareed has awakened. We're happy that Dared
has awakened. And I'm Dylan, that's pat Hi, and that's Ruby.
But even awakened Derek cannot carry more than five minutes
(01:58):
of a show every other week. I would say maybe
every other month.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
We can't have this much to read. Just not good.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I'm just not used to it.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Yeah, but it's a little bit like, you know, you
could get used to something that makes you uncomfortable, kind
of like a cold plunge, you.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
You know everybody's doing these cold plunges. Oh yes, yes,
you know they age you evidently, do they really? Yeah,
Because when you put your body in stressful situations on
a daily basis, your body ages.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I think it's uh because most people say, all right,
I'm gonna do it in the morning, and then they
don't sleep all night because they're like, why am I
doing this to myself? Yeah, it's gonna be miserable.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah yeah, yeah, No, they suck.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
And they're stupid. It's great. TikTok. One time this woman,
I think she does a character online. She's like, you're
getting a fucking cold plunge for what is your.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Your job at salesforce to taxing? What are people doing?
But this isn't about cold now.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Okay, this is about the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
How many beabees do we give this episode?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Ruby, go ahead, I can't.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Go, you go, yeah, I can take the reins here, yeah, please,
Okay we begin. The most of the episode is still
fighting at that table with Dreed and Kyle. Right, yeah, okay.
I loved how Erica Jane, who I'm going to call
swamp rat because that's what she is. At some point,
she turns to the new cast member Bose and she
(03:33):
goes ye some stage advice to survive this show, keep
the texts, babe, never delete the text bababe. Why do
you give her some other advice? Erico, Like, why don't
you tell her to hide valuable jewelry and a hole
in your backyard right before your husband's indicted for scamming
hundreds of victims out of settlement money. Swamp rat. I
still hate her. I don't know why the audience is
(03:54):
coming around like she's been redeemed.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
No, still a swamp rat, right right?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
What else happened in this episode? Sorry?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Yeah, no, it's not worried at.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Chat at that hotel bar. I think they make up
at the end, like like all those girls did in
the film The Craft. We don't know how that went
sideways after that?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Uh, zero babays.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Yeah, no, it was a zero baby episode.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
It was. It was the most good.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
It was such a bizarre good Will Willy.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Wonka vacation we went on.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
I mean, Kathy Hilton cannot be Kathy Hilton is on asset.
She's not, but she is on fucking ascid.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Suton might be too, having a little crush on that captain.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
This Okay, okay, zero babies.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I'm sorry. Okay, so this is what I'll say, zero beabys.
But what we did see was Jennifer Chilly dating and
Conman for a incredible Kathy Hilton continues to be so
fucking amazing on the show. She she's it's wild that
she actually exists at all. To me, I cannot believe
(05:12):
that that woman exists. Okay, fine too. Three, this is commentary.
This is mean. You can't have dey go up to
a guy when you're sudden and give you your number
to him because he thinks it's hers, So don't do that.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's yeah. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Is that pat on the computer screen right now?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Just I said it was mean?
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Don't.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I'm sorry, don't. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
That is heartbreaking for that captain. I mean, Ston's amazing.
But Durita is so hot and.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
For can I tell you? Yeah, well you should say,
dere if your a true friend, is I know, I'm hot?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
She gets three hundred and twelve thousand dollars a month, right,
call her?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Oh such a good point.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Men don't normally work that way.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
No, No, The follow up question for most men would
be like, well, how much do you get up?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
And then?
Speaker 4 (06:10):
And it's a rhetorable way. It doesn't matter whatever the answer.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Is, it doesn't matter because she's bankrupt.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, Drina's negative money.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Oh yeah, I can't wait for their divorce proceedings between
her and PK. The jidt's gonna be all right, let's
talk about assets here. Uh, all right, your combined assets
are minus twelve million dollars. Okay, I have some unpaid
stubs for what kind of stay at Motel six? I
(06:40):
guess that's you, PK.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Yeah, okay, no, no, it's not me.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
The arbitrators like, oh my god, what pranks are putting negative.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
In front of this? I've never seen that? Get out
of here negative?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
How are we going to distribute nothing to both parties?
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Dee pique.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
After reviewing your case, I am racked with a philosophical question.
How do we divide nothing?
Speaker 3 (07:13):
They're not even going to fight over kid custoday?
Speaker 4 (07:15):
No, God, no, they're going to fight over who doesn't
get kid or who does?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yeah. They're going to fight the judge for less time,
and then the judge will be faced with another moral
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Yeah, and that's when CZP all right, can I can
I start this OFFA know where I have this note?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
But it's Deree wearing that gigantic earring on one ear.
And I saw a social post of someone that did
a close up on this ruby ear in the social media?
Did you see this that earring? Maybe I'll pull up
the screenshot. It looked like she had a dumbbell on
her ear. Her ear lobe looked like an eighty year
old man's balls. It was like pulling the ear lobe
(07:56):
down so far. It was sad.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
It was like she does a lot of statement pieces,
whether it's a giant plexiglass raid and hat or old
man's balls on her ear. Ooh, I think you have
a superpower on your ear. I think it's old man's
balls on your ear. Deried does that kind of stuff. Okay,
Now Kyle and her are feuding, and she pulls out
the Mauricio card and Dereit continues with liver shot after
(08:21):
liver shot after liver shot. I do not know how
Kyle is not buckling to the ground at this the
best seat in the house on the corner of a
street notion signed.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Kyle is such an.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Easy target here because Kyle is so nonsensically upset about
things and so clearly in the wrong. Kyle and I
don't want to put it all on Dreait. The main
issue with this first three episode arc is that Kyle
and Durit are fighting over something that happened at Bravo Coon,
something that happened to Bravo con and something that you
(08:55):
cannot convince the audience to care about No one gives
a shit about this.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Let let me ask you this, Ruby and Dylan. Could
this be a little bit of fourth wall? So Kyle
is clearly the matriarch of this franch this part this franchise,
and it is touched on that she basically Kyle can
be punitive. Yeah, so I think that might be a
little fourth wall, Like, Hey, when I'm trying to talk
to you about like how we'll handle next season, you
(09:21):
don't pick up the phone. Almost putting people on ice,
and that can kind of.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Sounds like somebody I know, like who Patty?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Patty? Oh yeah, I've never put you a ruby on
these ice of course. No, no, no, but you.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Put people on ice?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Oh yes I do. I put people on ice all
the time.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Yeah, but only they deserve.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
When they really deserve it. You show up to the
Hollywood Bowl, sit next to me and talk about yourself
for an hour, and you haven't brushed your teeth since
two thousand and four twelve. Yeah, you're gonna be on ice.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Yeah, And I don't think any god fearing man or
woman would disagree with that.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
No, no, no, everyone that sat next to him on
that occasion did not want to be next to him anymore. Ruby,
what are your thoughts on my theory about the to
reet Kyle Beef.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I think that you could be one hundred percent right,
And I think that while Kyle's life is spinning out
of control because of Mauricio and her daughters being so
disappointed that she may be gay, she is grasping this
because it is one of the last things that she
can control. Meanwhile, Dereed is grasping it from the other
side because she's going to go into bankruptcy in this
(10:33):
divorce proceeding, and she needs this paycheck very badly, So
it's just it's tough, you know.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Very tough.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Well. I also thought, with regards to the new dereite
that we're seeing, one thing could be that normally she
reserves all this crazy energy for p K, but now
that he's out of the picture of sleeping out of
Motel six and not picking up his phone anymore, she's
got all this energy to save for fighting with her
co hosts. Yeah, he shouldn't to be ready.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
He shouldn't park that Aston Martin at the motels that
he's staying at because it's gonna get vandalized and or
fucked inside of you know, because vacrants are very bored, right,
so when opportunity arises for mischieff, revelry what have you,
(11:25):
they have to take it. You know, you're trying to
pick food out of dirt on the side of the freeway.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
I mean, fucking look at that fancy car over there, John,
Let's go piss on it. Yeah, yeah, fuck it, Let's
break the window.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yes, and thank you.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
That's that's that's Mauricio and p K when they're out
together having fun.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Yeah, they're having so much fun. So Jarie another haymaker
from her. She just very easily goes Erica.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Bebe has said disgusting things about you, and you haven't
done anything to.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Her, the great boy.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Why it is wrong with you? Babe?
Speaker 4 (12:01):
So we almost get to an apology and then we
turned back into mud but fun nugget. As Pat mentioned
Keepe the texts Babe.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
A Lea's keep it the text babe.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
And rubs can you do yours?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
No?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
But I can say that James Kennedy was arrested for
domestic bounds because he was screaming at Ali Luber at
Kathy Hilton's holiday party, and I think that that that's
worth mentioning because she's insane.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Correction there, he was arrested at his home, her home,
his home that we'd titled I think aptly the tarmac
the tar back, and she did have show signs that
she It wasn't. He wasn't arrested for yelling at her.
He was arrested for assaulting her. I believe in the
article had said that she showed signs of a physical altercation.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I thought that it said she didn't. So you heard
it here first, we don't know. And that also it
was Caffy Hilton's party and someone else saw it and
called the police. And I just want to know, like
the police show up, Kathy Hilton goes, goes out because
she she handles that, James goes.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Kathy is scaring me.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
God, be yelling at me. Boys, boys, boys, come on,
come on and come and say. I know that she
she knows the chief. You know, she knows the chief.
You know. So so I don't know what happened there,
but I hope it was there.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Well, ill I'll tell you this. I don't think he
probably took the news of VPR recasting very well.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
And you gotta you gotta. You know, your heart goes
out to him, right, because with someone with such a
fragile identity having such a massive you know, like you
look at the identity as though it's a sand castle, right,
and maybe a sand dj booth, right.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
And you work and you.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Build this thing, and you call people whole and throw
drinks on people while you're trying to build it, and
then you get poopoohead and then this this wave just
comes and washes it all away. I mean, you might
strike out at fucking girl scout.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
He's staring down the whole of a six thousand dollars
mortgage for a property that a Southwest flight flies over
every forty eight seconds.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
That's such a good point.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
He is under water with that mortgage already. Now they're
taking the show away. We'll cover him and alleys rebuilding.
Oh yes, they're going through the Gotman process and we're
gonna cover all of it when we cover the valley,
which may or may not be at patreon dot com.
So Garcel comes up top rope top rope with a
very confusing double negative. She says something like, I would
(14:52):
agree that you wouldn't not do that.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
We rewound this. My wife and I watching this, Garcel.
Definitely she's out of practice here. Yeah, she made no
sense whatever the fuck she was saying.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
No, no, she should, but I.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Believe what she was saying was dereet never apologizes to anybody.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
And while this is going on, we get a little
clarification and Kathy Hilton is sniffing a live flame. So
because you smell candles, it's a common thing people do
with them, you know, we're playing family feud, Like what
would you do with a candle?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Light?
Speaker 4 (15:35):
It would be number one? Smell it would be number two,
and then like throw it at a burglar would be
number three, and then everybody cheers.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Right, but you definitely.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Don't smell it when it's lit and the flame is
in your face. And Kathy Hilton does that because she
is Kathy Hilton.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
She's a she's a lizard person, I think.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
So next day, next morning, Arcell and Sudden have full
glad pajama party and we discuss how this fight, this
fight is different.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Yes, it was. It was like a divorce. People separating
like a divorce. Yeah, not exactly three hundred thousand dollars
a month.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
You were saying to go ahead rooms.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
I'm so sorry. No, Dari will receive nothing because they
have nothing. Garcel is showing up to work this season.
You know, she's taking a page out of Kyle's book
and she's saying, listen, I'll produce this show. Yeah, I'm
produce in my real life at Garcel Productions. She is myself.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
You know, I've seen some of her work. It's while
I'm vacuuming on a Saturday. It's on the television behind me.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Yeah, and it's this crazy thing where we're like really
applauding Garcel. But Garcel, Yeah, we love Garcel, but things
didn't pan out the way Garcel thought they were going to,
you know, and we can be proud of her.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Garcel's great. She's great on the show, but producing a lot.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Yeah, she's on Real Housewives and she's making call Bark movies.
Now listen, we're just podcasters. So you know, it's all, well,
everything we do is pathetic in life, right, So we
go on the way way back machine.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Uh, oh my gosh. No, that was in the beginning.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
But yeah, with this this whole thing where Dari and
Kyle are arguing about Buka Debeppo setups from three and
a half years ago.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
What is going on?
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Okay, so, uh yeah, are you not?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Are you not aware? When Durik got the opportunity to
go to Bogabebo in the deep, deep deep of a
deep part of Encino and redo one of their rooms
and it was the Capri room.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
Wow, what an honor.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
I know exactly, I know exactly where that Boga Debeppo is.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
It's right off of Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Yeah, good for her Man, really good for her. Okay,
Erica is here to help and she tells her, Ye,
when you're going through a divorce, you say horrible things
like I don't care about the victims.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
I want my fucking ear aches.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
You completely lose yourself. Then okay, let's get ready for
the beach. With jojo ze Wa channeling Grace Kelly and
the rest of the gang, we continue with this low
rent trip designed by Hathy, Kathy Hilton, who brushes her
teeth with.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
An eyebrowschooler.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
It's hard to watch, That's what I thought it was.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
She's losing her mot Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
For sure.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
Kathy just got out of the jungle and she's trying
to integrate back into polite society and she's failing fun.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Yes she is. Now as they greet each other in
the bar, they start. You know, they're always complimenting each
other's looks. It's a nice little thing. Guys don't do that,
like hey, oh wow, wow, you look so handsome. You know,
guys don't do that what girls do? Oh my god,
you look amazing and duritas. She walks down. Someone compares
her to Stevie Nicks. Yeah, not a compliment. Stevie Dickx
(19:02):
looks like a haggard witch that only drives her broom
when she needs to get to their dealer's house.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
She was a horrible person.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Stevie Nicks. Oh do you have some uh? Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
Her mom worked pretty closely with Stevie Nicks.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
I think I talked to you about this before. When
I first got into business in uh at the recording studio,
people talk stories about who was the worst person, and
Stevie Nicks was a name that came up, and one
of the guys said they walked in on her, uh
getting a shot in her ass That was a drug
because she'd used up so much space on her arms
doing heroin that she'd take heroin shots in her asshole.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
True story probably yeah, well true story, well secondhand story,
so I don't know if that's true.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
And they do get shot in the assholes in its.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Right, So Stevie's lots of nerve endings.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
You just put it in my ass, oh, Stevie. Unfortunately not,
We're gonna have to pierce the epidermis of your rectal cavity. Okay,
all right, so we eat lunch on a yacht. What
a dump, Kathy Hilton that immediately instructs the chef on
how to cook meat skewers. This is a dump. This
reminds me of I think I've been to this dock.
(20:20):
This is a dock where there are nice boats, but
there are also fishing boats. And fans of the show
know my fishing story. Well, the sea lions that we
had a lot of b roll of. One of the
fishermen on this trip threw a rock at one man.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Hit its square in the head.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
Luckily I was asleep because I would have started crying
immediately because I think he killed it. That is what
is happening at this dock. Okay, Now, Captain theo.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Is he's so hot. Something must be on drugs as well.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, she is.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
I mean, he looks like Rudy. Okay, he looks like
an ocean side Rudy. He is a thick little man
who seems very very nice. But the smut and LUTs
that Sutton has overcome with is simply put bizarre. She
is openly talking about how she wants to fuck him.
(21:22):
Immediately she says that he could put her yacht into
his slit into Oh no, sorry, it doesn't matter. She
wants to have second with him. So we have this
meeting once again with Kyle and de Reed, and we
finally get a resolution anything on this or can we
just not?
Speaker 3 (21:40):
I think Dari tells Kyle she loves her, and just
like that, the water works start pouring down. And then
a bunch of platitudes. Everyone is learning, people are turning
the corner, we're putting the pieces back together, and we're
having more conversations. And I don't think there's any more
platitudes in that, and I think they used all of them.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Yeah, that's why I didn't really write anything down. It's
almost like they just didn't say anything.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Ruby.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Oh what Pat just did sounded like different names about
eight to eight songs on an album. Right, he's thirty
eight and sings country pop.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Right now, it does continue here. Kyle pretends to call
her children but instead chats with Garcel. Meanwhile, Sutton and
Duri chat and Sutton tells Durit her divorce took three years, and,
as pointed out earlier, thank god, because the only thing
PK owns is his double chin, and their divorce will
be quick. Here's the judge hammering the gabble. Enjoy your
(22:39):
studio apartments and figure out which place in Santa Clarita,
Axel and Mick Jagger will live. It's just jagga.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
He goes, Oh, you've got a British thing going again.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Get out of here.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Phoenix is going to emancipate herself a phoenix.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Yeah yeah, these people are so obnoxious Axel and miss Jagger.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
The next thing that happens is Kathy Hilton tells Jennifer
Tilly to extract lobster made out of her tail with
her hands.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Jennifer Tilly is just happy to be a housewife temporarily.
She is eating this up literally. She loves being a housewife.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
She's fun.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
Man.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Jennifer J. Tills is having a really good time. Brubs.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
I think she's She strikes me as the type of
person who's a very fun, rich older woman. She seems
like she's social, she's a professional poker player. She just
is if people are, you know, goofing and gabbing around
the table with some alcohol and pills. She's there and
she's light and fun and I love her.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
Dare I say, to know Jennifer Tilly is probably to
love Jennifer Tilly.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Dare dare it?
Speaker 4 (24:03):
You know? So Garcelles busted up about her identity and.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
She's trying to figure out what her next big thing is.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
There and Siddin are leaning on each other too, and
they're crying and it's emotional, and I think, right, because
I've been to this doc, I think the sea lion
blood and the ammonia are kind of like.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Making people sick.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
You know why that guy throw the rock because the
sea lions chase away the fish, so he took it
upon himself while smoking a cigarette.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Yeah, he should be killed.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
To cave in a sea lion's head. I mean, it's
one of the most horrifying things. I listen, we went
through it, but even going to batteries is sad. The
gulls start flocking because they know that you're writhing at
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the battery. It smells like fucking.
Speaker 6 (25:22):
Fish, and upcome nets of writhing anchovies, some of which
their gulls are stuck in the net or their girals
are stuck in the net, and you're just like, what,
there's five more hours of this.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
It's all death, ugh, nothing but death and shallow water.
So Sun is getting geared up for divorce court, and
we get a bit of a bomb that goes to
show why Kyle is such a great friend.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
PK has been.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
Texting her oh yes, and Kyle has said not one
syllable to dereep about it because of what she said
at Bravo. kN Kyle is like, Kyle is gross to
no end, Like what what is the point.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
This little sniveling high school comment in my head made
me say? Meet me said, I hope that Juried is
fucking mo That's what I hope, because you you want
this to be something that it's not. Yeah, and it's
just gross.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
And again she seems rudderless. She has seemed that way
for the past couple of years, and it's just this, like,
what do you what what is.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
The purpose of this?
Speaker 4 (26:38):
Referring to Kyle, Yeah, like, or how is this progressing
the show?
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Do you Ruby? Do you think Teddy Mellencamp is really
living at our house now?
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (26:49):
One hundred percent. Kyle was. I think Kyle was the
one that was like, I think that you should move
out and you should move in here. You can have
Alexia's old room. It's okay. I've already set it up
for you. I ever removed all the pictures of her.
Please move back and please move in.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Why did she need to move in that?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
I don't know. I just saw the headline.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Well, because she fucked her horse trainer and they're getting
a divorce. Are you serious?
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Well, live with the horse trainer.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
He has a wife who just had a baby while
they were fucking.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Oh these are all wonderful people.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
God, you know this is what happened.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Yeah, go ahead, Sorry, sorry, So what happened was Teddy
Mellencamp was and her horse trainer is just her Teddy
Mellencamps soon to be ex husband, pretty fucking hot horse trainer.
They were at some tournament and I believe some out
of state tournament, and his wife was going into labor
and they were having an affair while she was delivering
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his child, and then they came home and the news broke,
and then he stayed with her, I believe, and then
Teddy and Edwin got a divorce. So I think Teddy's
living at Kyle's.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Ya. That's really amazing.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
How awful certain people are, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Like, how could you possibly do that?
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Well?
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Well?
Speaker 1 (27:59):
As an account of ability coach, I'm sure she would
say easily. And what she did was about three days
after the news broke, I believe or something, she like
posted an instagram on note that was like, listen, I've
reflected and now I'm giving myself permission to thrive.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
So yeah, there you go. That's why I hate Bach.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
You know SpongeBob, you know he just left his wife back.
Leaving his wife for Ariana Grande is a little bit
like how Britney behaves on Salt Lake City, Like, dude,
how do you not know that you are going to
get tossed aside in yesterday? Like what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (28:40):
His wife just had a baby too, right?
Speaker 3 (28:41):
How about that dude that left his five kids? The
construction worker at Pamela Anderson's house and he lived with
Pamela Anderson for six months and then she dubbed his ass.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
Yeah, I mean you're gonna get tossed. You know these
people are anyways, So Bose has a man named Keeley.
Speaking of bad men, She's had a tough time with men.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
She was dating a.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
Con man at one point, and so was Jennifer Tilly,
who was evidently dating a interior designer who was supposed
to have billboards up on Sunset Boulevard but you know,
right next to Carney's.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
But that didn't pan out. He had one up.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
It was next to Arby's down closer into East Hollywood,
and he was a fraudulent fuck. Poor Jennifer Tilly. She
deserves love. She deserves love, but I don't again.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
She seems so fun and loving and you know, exciting
to be around.
Speaker 5 (29:44):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
The craziest thing Jennifer Tilly dealt with.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
A Golden Bachelor jacuzzie repair man kind of scam. This
man had her give him her credit card underneath the
table so he could pay for dinner.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
That's right. Jerry was also the news the Golden Bachelor. No,
he announced the reason, part of the reason why they
got divorced him and Teresa was he got a cancer
diagnosis and he wanted to spend more time with his
children with the time that he has left, and I
don't want to make light of any cancer.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Ruby.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
You're looking at me like you haven't seen this story.
It was pointed out well, it was pointed out that
he'd outlive this type of cancer, and it was just
another excuse for why he did not want to commit
to live with Theresa. I smell cinnamons.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Where are they?
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (30:44):
Reminds me of my late wife and the limit I
put on her calories.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
I think they're going to put the Bachelorette Golden franchise
on hold for a little while. I don't think this
past season was successful.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Not good at all. So we leave the boat.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
Sutton and Theo have a moment as we discussed durit.
You have to tell him how much money she makes,
and we get ready for dinner. Now Erica is gonna
have one drink, baby, and is hey, Erica, have more drinks?
Speaker 3 (31:13):
Yeah? I miss that, Erica, Yeah, have more drinks.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Deree is talking to these two extremely gay men about
what's happening between her and Kyle, and I'm not sure
that they have any idea what she's talking about. They're
kind of like therapists for her at this point, you know, kind.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Of paid to listen.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Are we downstairs? Are we still at the point where
the ladies getting glammed because when they arrive for dinner.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
They're getting glammed up. Because we have to mention that
Kathy seems to only get makeup treatment at really any
treatment in a prone position.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
It's very Frankenstein like.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
She is glo in her earback on. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
Yeah, I mean she's laying on a bed with a
fan in front of her face asking Kyle what the
name of the color of the lipstick is. It's like
a fucking Stanley Kubrick movie.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
She is a modern day princess mixed with a West
World fucking robot.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
Oh oh, Ruby just froze create it.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
That was she froze again.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
But you know what, she made a great point. I
never thought of Kathy Hilton that way.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
Yeah, like a like Princess Peach mixed with a West
World character.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Now, you know, Old Patty doesn't like to get in
the mud, and I don't want to seem like a
shallow misogynist, but I do occasionally like to point out
certain aspects of the fashion that the ladies are wearing
till he looks like she's wearing something b Arthur would wear.
That is a horrible outfit. Go back, hire some gay
guys and get your act together. Okay. I don't want
(32:47):
to ever see you wear anything like that out to
dinner again.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
I love when Patty gets gay.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
What did you say I looked like a Lala Kent? Yeah,
I don't know what did I say?
Speaker 2 (32:59):
It was the uh?
Speaker 4 (33:00):
It's the uh, the short haired attorney.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
She played an attorney. I think I don't remember.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Lala looks like this. I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
Speaking of more Westworld glitch, talking from Kathy Hilton. Kathy
Hilton loves the scarface fuck mirrors at certain Vegas hotels.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
What can I can I ask? When she said my
nude photos are in a vault in a bank, Oh
that's right.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
God she froze on us again.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
No, we haven't had it. Yeah, and there she is again. Yeah.
Really it's kind of bad right now.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
Murphy Brown, Murphy Brown, Yeah, Murphy Brown, Lala looks like
Murphy Brown.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
I don't like it. Rubs. Sorry to cut you off,
but it's just the tech. You keep freezing on us.
It's the gods.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
We're almost at the finish line.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
So yes, Kathy Hilton is bizarre. She has nudes in
a vault. Now, Garcel would rather.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
Be alone than on a date in a dinner excuse me,
she would rather be alone than on a dinner date
in a sweater with a cat talking about neuropathy. Now,
this is obviously a callback.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
To what happened to that guy Rubes.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
They're still friends.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
Sutton would be friends with somebody. I gotta say, maybe
not to the same level of Jennifer Tilly, but I
think to know Sutton may be to love Sutton as well.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Referring to that very handsome looking Indian doctor. Yeah, yep, yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
What was his name? Can I tell you a quick,
quick a side. I went out to go get some
zines last night.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
Now I had been told by my buddy, my guy
Ash over at Studio City smokes cool name. Yeah, be careful,
there are a lot of fakes.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Thank you, Ash.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
I go over to this shop.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
He goes, Yeah, I got all the citrusins you need.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
I crack open one.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
This is exactly what Ash was talking about, right, So
I go, these are fakes. You sold me fakes? He
gives me the money back, but he gives me one
hundred dollars bill. That feels a little flimsy.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Right? I got a subway.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
I go, hey, I need you to run this through
your counterfeit I know where you are on Vermont. Oh okay,
she goes, yeah, it's real. Hey, okay, this isn't going
to pass the mustard for me.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
I'm gonna need you know.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
I'm sorry to say this, but I needed to get
an Indian guy's eyes on it because that is better
than any machine un planet Earth. Okay, you think you
some of these people could be making counterfeit hundreds that'll
pass the machine tests. I go, I see this Indian
fill out the smoke shop. Him and his wife could
not be nicer. The man walks me through the entire
process of checking to see if this bill is counterfeit
(36:14):
or not.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Offers to give me a counterfeit marker. I say, no
counterfeit mark.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Yeah, if you draw it on the it'll show up
black ratt.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
So anyways, yeah, it was a fake hundred dollars bill. Wow,
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Well, that dollar bill is hundreds useless.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
I think I'm going to go back tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
Because he'll just say that it got passed through his
system and didn't notice it.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Yeah, there's no proof where it started. I know. My
wife is like, you need to call the cops.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
They won't do anything. Before I sold that tour company
someone I had my manager.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
Okay, it's my fault. I dragged us down this road
and we didn't need to go there at all. But yeah,
I was scammed last night twice twice. So we get
to this whole John Cougar Mellencamp post and.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
We asked, does dereit.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
Really need to post online to help John Cougar Mellencamp
sell a show?
Speaker 2 (37:12):
And I think the answer.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Is yeah, yeah, yeah, I think he low tickets.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
Yeah. Now Pat has broken down John Cougar Mellencamp and
his antics.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
Those are just lately he's still selling tickets though.
Speaker 4 (37:28):
John Cougar Mellencamp is a piece of shit who raised
a daughter who banged a guy in a stable while
his wife was giving birth to a child. So I
don't know that Teddy is much better. Capital doesn't fall
far from.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
The trade, speaking of, because it's Christmas time, John Mellencamp
had a song where Teddy was featured when she was
six years old. It's called I Saw Daddy Kissing Saw
Mommy Kissing Santa Claus last night. There's a music video
for it, and she's in it and she does a
saw baby kiss it. Who would have known that that
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little young girl would have turned into quite the bodstar?
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Yeah? Is Teddy one of ribs? Would you put in your.
Speaker 4 (38:07):
Mount Rushmore of worse housewives of all time? She is
a Lincoln, She's on there.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
She's boring, humorless, mean, has a daughter named Dove and
Slade I think, okay.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
So yeah, so she's not great. Yeah no, Ruby's not
a fan. Now we get to Sutton's incantations. Yes, this
was one of the one of these moments where you're
confused about how human these people are and how after
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something like this it wouldn't be that crazy to think
that if you pulled on Sutton's hair a little bit,
what would be underneath the mask is something from Mars Attacks.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Because this is.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
Fuck it does well. It's a sister bonding experience to
bring their friendship into eternity.
Speaker 4 (39:07):
Yeah yeah, and that eternity does not last very long
because the next day. We are fighting almost instantaneously. Sutton
is nursing a bottle of kettle one with no shame.
She's nursing a bottle of kettle one as though she
gets three hundred and fifty thousand dollars above before fucking.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
Breathing for breathing and literally stop her. Stopping breathing will
be the only time those payments stop. It is the
one requirement right right right, just be alive.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
Or if she gets married, I think they stop, like that.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Will ever happen? Yeah, I mean if I was Sudden,
I would never get married. Falls in love with THEO.
He's like, I just want to propose. I just want
to get married.
Speaker 4 (39:49):
I'm not the marriage type, honey, I'm just not the
marriage time. But the problem with with Deriy is that
the episode ends once again with a very nonsensical fight
between Derrie and Sudden Durit just flies off the handle
about absolutely nothing, and we'll be back next week to break.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
It all down.
Speaker 4 (40:05):
Get in the comments let us know what you thought
about the episode. We love you so much, Patreon dot
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this Real Housewives of saltwas City pmz Aps followed Ruby
at TikTok and five stars, kind words I'm doing, saying
goodbye Pat, say goodbye Rob, and bye bye
She's bankrupt.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yeah, Darena's negative money.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Oh yeah. I can't wait for their divorce proceedings between
her and PK. The JID is gonna be all right,
let's talk about assets here. Uh all right, your combined
assets are minus twelve million dollars. Okay, I have some
uney paid stubs for what kind of stay at Motel six.
(00:25):
I guess that's you.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
PK. Yeah, okay, Yes.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
You guys have read Bobos bus Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
So I don't know pat if you guys are Maxinese
to people are Marshalls people. But I have found at
my Marshals they have boxes of these, the little muffins
and like little single servings.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I think I gave you one when you were hungry
here like four months ago. I took it right out
of Elliott's lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Well you might have they are They're delicious?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Are they delicious? Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
My god? They're so good?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Anyways, all right, Hi, Hello, welcome to another brand smag
new episode of Bad TV. We are here to break
down what I'm concerned is kind of the antithesis of
Salt Lake, which we're covering at patreon dot com slash
another podcast network just laid down an incredible episode recapping
the part of our art to trip where.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Vita Tequila is mate.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
This show, I'm a little worried about right out of
the gate, what are we three episodes in? I you know,
we're happy that Dareed has awakened. We're happy that Dared
has awakened. And I'm Dylan, that's pat Hi, and that's Ruby.
But even awakened Derek cannot carry more than five minutes
(01:58):
of a show every other week. I would say maybe
every other month.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
We can't have this much to read. Just not good.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I'm just not used to it.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Yeah, but it's a little bit like, you know, you
could get used to something that makes you uncomfortable, kind
of like a cold plunge, you.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
You know everybody's doing these cold plunges. Oh yes, yes,
you know they age you evidently, do they really? Yeah,
Because when you put your body in stressful situations on
a daily basis, your body ages.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I think it's uh because most people say, all right,
I'm gonna do it in the morning, and then they
don't sleep all night because they're like, why am I
doing this to myself? Yeah, it's gonna be miserable.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah yeah, yeah, No, they suck.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
And they're stupid. It's great. TikTok. One time this woman,
I think she does a character online. She's like, you're
getting a fucking cold plunge for what is your.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Your job at salesforce to taxing? What are people doing?
But this isn't about cold now.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Okay, this is about the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
How many beabees do we give this episode?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Ruby, go ahead, I can't.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Go, you go, yeah, I can take the reins here, yeah, please,
Okay we begin. The most of the episode is still
fighting at that table with Dreed and Kyle. Right, yeah, okay.
I loved how Erica Jane, who I'm going to call
swamp rat because that's what she is. At some point,
she turns to the new cast member Bose and she
(03:33):
goes ye some stage advice to survive this show, keep
the texts, babe, never delete the text bababe. Why do
you give her some other advice? Erico, Like, why don't
you tell her to hide valuable jewelry and a hole
in your backyard right before your husband's indicted for scamming
hundreds of victims out of settlement money. Swamp rat. I
still hate her. I don't know why the audience is
(03:54):
coming around like she's been redeemed.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
No, still a swamp rat, right right?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
What else happened in this episode? Sorry?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Yeah, no, it's not worried at.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Chat at that hotel bar. I think they make up
at the end, like like all those girls did in
the film The Craft. We don't know how that went
sideways after that?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Uh, zero babays.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Yeah, no, it was a zero baby episode.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
It was. It was the most good.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
It was such a bizarre good Will Willy.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Wonka vacation we went on.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
I mean, Kathy Hilton cannot be Kathy Hilton is on asset.
She's not, but she is on fucking ascid.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Suton might be too, having a little crush on that captain.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
This Okay, okay, zero babies.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I'm sorry. Okay, so this is what I'll say, zero beabys.
But what we did see was Jennifer Chilly dating and
Conman for a incredible Kathy Hilton continues to be so
fucking amazing on the show. She she's it's wild that
she actually exists at all. To me, I cannot believe
(05:12):
that that woman exists. Okay, fine too. Three, this is commentary.
This is mean. You can't have dey go up to
a guy when you're sudden and give you your number
to him because he thinks it's hers, So don't do that.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's yeah. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Is that pat on the computer screen right now?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Just I said it was mean?
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Don't.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I'm sorry, don't. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
That is heartbreaking for that captain. I mean, Ston's amazing.
But Durita is so hot and.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
For can I tell you? Yeah, well you should say,
dere if your a true friend, is I know, I'm hot?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
She gets three hundred and twelve thousand dollars a month, right,
call her?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Oh such a good point.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Men don't normally work that way.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
No, No, The follow up question for most men would
be like, well, how much do you get up?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
And then?
Speaker 4 (06:10):
And it's a rhetorable way. It doesn't matter whatever the answer.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Is, it doesn't matter because she's bankrupt.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, Drina's negative money.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Oh yeah, I can't wait for their divorce proceedings between
her and PK. The jidt's gonna be all right, let's
talk about assets here. Uh, all right, your combined assets
are minus twelve million dollars. Okay, I have some unpaid
stubs for what kind of stay at Motel six? I
(06:40):
guess that's you, PK.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Yeah, okay, no, no, it's not me.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
The arbitrators like, oh my god, what pranks are putting negative.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
In front of this? I've never seen that? Get out
of here negative?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
How are we going to distribute nothing to both parties?
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Dee pique.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
After reviewing your case, I am racked with a philosophical question.
How do we divide nothing?
Speaker 3 (07:13):
They're not even going to fight over kid custoday?
Speaker 4 (07:15):
No, God, no, they're going to fight over who doesn't
get kid or who does?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yeah. They're going to fight the judge for less time,
and then the judge will be faced with another moral
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Yeah, and that's when CZP all right, can I can
I start this OFFA know where I have this note?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
But it's Deree wearing that gigantic earring on one ear.
And I saw a social post of someone that did
a close up on this ruby ear in the social media?
Did you see this that earring? Maybe I'll pull up
the screenshot. It looked like she had a dumbbell on
her ear. Her ear lobe looked like an eighty year
old man's balls. It was like pulling the ear lobe
(07:56):
down so far. It was sad.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
It was like she does a lot of statement pieces,
whether it's a giant plexiglass raid and hat or old
man's balls on her ear. Ooh, I think you have
a superpower on your ear. I think it's old man's
balls on your ear. Deried does that kind of stuff. Okay,
Now Kyle and her are feuding, and she pulls out
the Mauricio card and Dereit continues with liver shot after
(08:21):
liver shot after liver shot. I do not know how
Kyle is not buckling to the ground at this the
best seat in the house on the corner of a
street notion signed.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Kyle is such an.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Easy target here because Kyle is so nonsensically upset about
things and so clearly in the wrong. Kyle and I
don't want to put it all on Dreait. The main
issue with this first three episode arc is that Kyle
and Durit are fighting over something that happened at Bravo Coon,
something that happened to Bravo con and something that you
(08:55):
cannot convince the audience to care about No one gives
a shit about this.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Let let me ask you this, Ruby and Dylan. Could
this be a little bit of fourth wall? So Kyle
is clearly the matriarch of this franch this part this franchise,
and it is touched on that she basically Kyle can
be punitive. Yeah, so I think that might be a
little fourth wall, Like, Hey, when I'm trying to talk
to you about like how we'll handle next season, you
(09:21):
don't pick up the phone. Almost putting people on ice,
and that can kind of.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Sounds like somebody I know, like who Patty?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Patty? Oh yeah, I've never put you a ruby on
these ice of course. No, no, no, but you.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Put people on ice?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Oh yes I do. I put people on ice all
the time.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Yeah, but only they deserve.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
When they really deserve it. You show up to the
Hollywood Bowl, sit next to me and talk about yourself
for an hour, and you haven't brushed your teeth since
two thousand and four twelve. Yeah, you're gonna be on ice.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Yeah, And I don't think any god fearing man or
woman would disagree with that.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
No, no, no, everyone that sat next to him on
that occasion did not want to be next to him anymore. Ruby,
what are your thoughts on my theory about the to
reet Kyle Beef.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I think that you could be one hundred percent right,
And I think that while Kyle's life is spinning out
of control because of Mauricio and her daughters being so
disappointed that she may be gay, she is grasping this
because it is one of the last things that she
can control. Meanwhile, Dereed is grasping it from the other
side because she's going to go into bankruptcy in this
(10:33):
divorce proceeding, and she needs this paycheck very badly, So
it's just it's tough, you know.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Very tough.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Well. I also thought, with regards to the new dereite
that we're seeing, one thing could be that normally she
reserves all this crazy energy for p K, but now
that he's out of the picture of sleeping out of
Motel six and not picking up his phone anymore, she's
got all this energy to save for fighting with her
co hosts. Yeah, he shouldn't to be ready.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
He shouldn't park that Aston Martin at the motels that
he's staying at because it's gonna get vandalized and or
fucked inside of you know, because vacrants are very bored, right,
so when opportunity arises for mischieff, revelry what have you,
(11:25):
they have to take it. You know, you're trying to
pick food out of dirt on the side of the freeway.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
I mean, fucking look at that fancy car over there, John,
Let's go piss on it. Yeah, yeah, fuck it, Let's
break the window.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yes, and thank you.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
That's that's that's Mauricio and p K when they're out
together having fun.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Yeah, they're having so much fun. So Jarie another haymaker
from her. She just very easily goes Erica.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Bebe has said disgusting things about you, and you haven't
done anything to.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Her, the great boy.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Why it is wrong with you? Babe?
Speaker 4 (12:01):
So we almost get to an apology and then we
turned back into mud but fun nugget. As Pat mentioned
Keepe the texts Babe.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
A Lea's keep it the text babe.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
And rubs can you do yours?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
No?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
But I can say that James Kennedy was arrested for
domestic bounds because he was screaming at Ali Luber at
Kathy Hilton's holiday party, and I think that that that's
worth mentioning because she's insane.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Correction there, he was arrested at his home, her home,
his home that we'd titled I think aptly the tarmac
the tar back, and she did have show signs that
she It wasn't. He wasn't arrested for yelling at her.
He was arrested for assaulting her. I believe in the
article had said that she showed signs of a physical altercation.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I thought that it said she didn't. So you heard
it here first, we don't know. And that also it
was Caffy Hilton's party and someone else saw it and
called the police. And I just want to know, like
the police show up, Kathy Hilton goes, goes out because
she she handles that, James goes.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Kathy is scaring me.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
God, be yelling at me. Boys, boys, boys, come on,
come on and come and say. I know that she
she knows the chief. You know, she knows the chief.
You know. So so I don't know what happened there,
but I hope it was there.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Well, ill I'll tell you this. I don't think he
probably took the news of VPR recasting very well.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
And you gotta you gotta. You know, your heart goes
out to him, right, because with someone with such a
fragile identity having such a massive you know, like you
look at the identity as though it's a sand castle, right,
and maybe a sand dj booth, right.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
And you work and you.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Build this thing, and you call people whole and throw
drinks on people while you're trying to build it, and
then you get poopoohead and then this this wave just
comes and washes it all away. I mean, you might
strike out at fucking girl scout.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
He's staring down the whole of a six thousand dollars
mortgage for a property that a Southwest flight flies over
every forty eight seconds.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
That's such a good point.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
He is under water with that mortgage already. Now they're
taking the show away. We'll cover him and alleys rebuilding.
Oh yes, they're going through the Gotman process and we're
gonna cover all of it when we cover the valley,
which may or may not be at patreon dot com.
So Garcel comes up top rope top rope with a
very confusing double negative. She says something like, I would
(14:52):
agree that you wouldn't not do that.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
We rewound this. My wife and I watching this, Garcel.
Definitely she's out of practice here. Yeah, she made no
sense whatever the fuck she was saying.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
No, no, she should, but I.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Believe what she was saying was dereet never apologizes to anybody.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
And while this is going on, we get a little
clarification and Kathy Hilton is sniffing a live flame. So
because you smell candles, it's a common thing people do
with them, you know, we're playing family feud, Like what
would you do with a candle?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Light?
Speaker 4 (15:35):
It would be number one? Smell it would be number two,
and then like throw it at a burglar would be
number three, and then everybody cheers.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Right, but you definitely.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Don't smell it when it's lit and the flame is
in your face. And Kathy Hilton does that because she
is Kathy Hilton.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
She's a she's a lizard person, I think.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
So next day, next morning, Arcell and Sudden have full
glad pajama party and we discuss how this fight, this
fight is different.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Yes, it was. It was like a divorce. People separating
like a divorce. Yeah, not exactly three hundred thousand dollars
a month.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
You were saying to go ahead rooms.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
I'm so sorry. No, Dari will receive nothing because they
have nothing. Garcel is showing up to work this season.
You know, she's taking a page out of Kyle's book
and she's saying, listen, I'll produce this show. Yeah, I'm
produce in my real life at Garcel Productions. She is myself.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
You know, I've seen some of her work. It's while
I'm vacuuming on a Saturday. It's on the television behind me.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Yeah, and it's this crazy thing where we're like really
applauding Garcel. But Garcel, Yeah, we love Garcel, but things
didn't pan out the way Garcel thought they were going to,
you know, and we can be proud of her.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Garcel's great. She's great on the show, but producing a lot.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Yeah, she's on Real Housewives and she's making call Bark movies.
Now listen, we're just podcasters. So you know, it's all, well,
everything we do is pathetic in life, right, So we
go on the way way back machine.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Uh, oh my gosh. No, that was in the beginning.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
But yeah, with this this whole thing where Dari and
Kyle are arguing about Buka Debeppo setups from three and
a half years ago.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
What is going on?
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Okay, so, uh yeah, are you not?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Are you not aware? When Durik got the opportunity to
go to Bogabebo in the deep, deep deep of a
deep part of Encino and redo one of their rooms
and it was the Capri room.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
Wow, what an honor.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
I know exactly, I know exactly where that Boga Debeppo is.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
It's right off of Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Yeah, good for her Man, really good for her. Okay,
Erica is here to help and she tells her, Ye,
when you're going through a divorce, you say horrible things
like I don't care about the victims.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
I want my fucking ear aches.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
You completely lose yourself. Then okay, let's get ready for
the beach. With jojo ze Wa channeling Grace Kelly and
the rest of the gang, we continue with this low
rent trip designed by Hathy, Kathy Hilton, who brushes her
teeth with.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
An eyebrowschooler.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
It's hard to watch, That's what I thought it was.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
She's losing her mot Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
For sure.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
Kathy just got out of the jungle and she's trying
to integrate back into polite society and she's failing fun.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Yes she is. Now as they greet each other in
the bar, they start. You know, they're always complimenting each
other's looks. It's a nice little thing. Guys don't do that,
like hey, oh wow, wow, you look so handsome. You know,
guys don't do that what girls do? Oh my god,
you look amazing and duritas. She walks down. Someone compares
her to Stevie Nicks. Yeah, not a compliment. Stevie Dickx
(19:02):
looks like a haggard witch that only drives her broom
when she needs to get to their dealer's house.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
She was a horrible person.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Stevie Nicks. Oh do you have some uh? Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
Her mom worked pretty closely with Stevie Nicks.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
I think I talked to you about this before. When
I first got into business in uh at the recording studio,
people talk stories about who was the worst person, and
Stevie Nicks was a name that came up, and one
of the guys said they walked in on her, uh
getting a shot in her ass That was a drug
because she'd used up so much space on her arms
doing heroin that she'd take heroin shots in her asshole.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
True story probably yeah, well true story, well secondhand story,
so I don't know if that's true.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
And they do get shot in the assholes in its.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Right, So Stevie's lots of nerve endings.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
You just put it in my ass, oh, Stevie. Unfortunately not,
We're gonna have to pierce the epidermis of your rectal cavity. Okay,
all right, so we eat lunch on a yacht. What
a dump, Kathy Hilton that immediately instructs the chef on
how to cook meat skewers. This is a dump. This
reminds me of I think I've been to this dock.
(20:20):
This is a dock where there are nice boats, but
there are also fishing boats. And fans of the show
know my fishing story. Well, the sea lions that we
had a lot of b roll of. One of the
fishermen on this trip threw a rock at one man.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Hit its square in the head.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
Luckily I was asleep because I would have started crying
immediately because I think he killed it. That is what
is happening at this dock. Okay, Now, Captain theo.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Is he's so hot. Something must be on drugs as well.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, she is.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
I mean, he looks like Rudy. Okay, he looks like
an ocean side Rudy. He is a thick little man
who seems very very nice. But the smut and LUTs
that Sutton has overcome with is simply put bizarre. She
is openly talking about how she wants to fuck him.
(21:22):
Immediately she says that he could put her yacht into
his slit into Oh no, sorry, it doesn't matter. She
wants to have second with him. So we have this
meeting once again with Kyle and de Reed, and we
finally get a resolution anything on this or can we
just not?
Speaker 3 (21:40):
I think Dari tells Kyle she loves her, and just
like that, the water works start pouring down. And then
a bunch of platitudes. Everyone is learning, people are turning
the corner, we're putting the pieces back together, and we're
having more conversations. And I don't think there's any more
platitudes in that, and I think they used all of them.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Yeah, that's why I didn't really write anything down. It's
almost like they just didn't say anything.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Ruby.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Oh what Pat just did sounded like different names about
eight to eight songs on an album. Right, he's thirty
eight and sings country pop.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Right now, it does continue here. Kyle pretends to call
her children but instead chats with Garcel. Meanwhile, Sutton and
Duri chat and Sutton tells Durit her divorce took three years, and,
as pointed out earlier, thank god, because the only thing
PK owns is his double chin, and their divorce will
be quick. Here's the judge hammering the gabble. Enjoy your
(22:39):
studio apartments and figure out which place in Santa Clarita,
Axel and Mick Jagger will live. It's just jagga.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
He goes, Oh, you've got a British thing going again.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Get out of here.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Phoenix is going to emancipate herself a phoenix.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Yeah yeah, these people are so obnoxious Axel and miss Jagger.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
The next thing that happens is Kathy Hilton tells Jennifer
Tilly to extract lobster made out of her tail with
her hands.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Jennifer Tilly is just happy to be a housewife temporarily.
She is eating this up literally. She loves being a housewife.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
She's fun.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
Man.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Jennifer J. Tills is having a really good time. Brubs.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
I think she's She strikes me as the type of
person who's a very fun, rich older woman. She seems
like she's social, she's a professional poker player. She just
is if people are, you know, goofing and gabbing around
the table with some alcohol and pills. She's there and
she's light and fun and I love her.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
Dare I say, to know Jennifer Tilly is probably to
love Jennifer Tilly.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Dare dare it?
Speaker 4 (24:03):
You know? So Garcelles busted up about her identity and.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
She's trying to figure out what her next big thing is.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
There and Siddin are leaning on each other too, and
they're crying and it's emotional, and I think, right, because
I've been to this doc, I think the sea lion
blood and the ammonia are kind of like.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Making people sick.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
You know why that guy throw the rock because the
sea lions chase away the fish, so he took it
upon himself while smoking a cigarette.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Yeah, he should be killed.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
To cave in a sea lion's head. I mean, it's
one of the most horrifying things. I listen, we went
through it, but even going to batteries is sad. The
gulls start flocking because they know that you're writhing at
(25:18):
the battery. It smells like fucking.
Speaker 6 (25:22):
Fish, and upcome nets of writhing anchovies, some of which
their gulls are stuck in the net or their girals
are stuck in the net, and you're just like, what,
there's five more hours of this.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
It's all death, ugh, nothing but death and shallow water.
So Sun is getting geared up for divorce court, and
we get a bit of a bomb that goes to
show why Kyle is such a great friend.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
PK has been.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
Texting her oh yes, and Kyle has said not one
syllable to dereep about it because of what she said
at Bravo. kN Kyle is like, Kyle is gross to
no end, Like what what is the point.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
This little sniveling high school comment in my head made
me say? Meet me said, I hope that Juried is
fucking mo That's what I hope, because you you want
this to be something that it's not. Yeah, and it's
just gross.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
And again she seems rudderless. She has seemed that way
for the past couple of years, and it's just this, like,
what do you what what is.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
The purpose of this?
Speaker 4 (26:38):
Referring to Kyle, Yeah, like, or how is this progressing
the show?
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Do you Ruby? Do you think Teddy Mellencamp is really
living at our house now?
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (26:49):
One hundred percent. Kyle was. I think Kyle was the
one that was like, I think that you should move
out and you should move in here. You can have
Alexia's old room. It's okay. I've already set it up
for you. I ever removed all the pictures of her.
Please move back and please move in.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Why did she need to move in that?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
I don't know. I just saw the headline.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Well, because she fucked her horse trainer and they're getting
a divorce. Are you serious?
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Well, live with the horse trainer.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
He has a wife who just had a baby while
they were fucking.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Oh these are all wonderful people.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
God, you know this is what happened.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Yeah, go ahead, Sorry, sorry, So what happened was Teddy
Mellencamp was and her horse trainer is just her Teddy
Mellencamps soon to be ex husband, pretty fucking hot horse trainer.
They were at some tournament and I believe some out
of state tournament, and his wife was going into labor
and they were having an affair while she was delivering
(27:37):
his child, and then they came home and the news broke,
and then he stayed with her, I believe, and then
Teddy and Edwin got a divorce. So I think Teddy's
living at Kyle's.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Ya. That's really amazing.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
How awful certain people are, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Like, how could you possibly do that?
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Well?
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Well?
Speaker 1 (27:59):
As an account of ability coach, I'm sure she would
say easily. And what she did was about three days
after the news broke, I believe or something, she like
posted an instagram on note that was like, listen, I've
reflected and now I'm giving myself permission to thrive.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
So yeah, there you go. That's why I hate Bach.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
You know SpongeBob, you know he just left his wife back.
Leaving his wife for Ariana Grande is a little bit
like how Britney behaves on Salt Lake City, Like, dude,
how do you not know that you are going to
get tossed aside in yesterday? Like what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (28:40):
His wife just had a baby too, right?
Speaker 3 (28:41):
How about that dude that left his five kids? The
construction worker at Pamela Anderson's house and he lived with
Pamela Anderson for six months and then she dubbed his ass.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
Yeah, I mean you're gonna get tossed. You know these
people are anyways, So Bose has a man named Keeley.
Speaking of bad men, She's had a tough time with men.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
She was dating a.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
Con man at one point, and so was Jennifer Tilly,
who was evidently dating a interior designer who was supposed
to have billboards up on Sunset Boulevard but you know,
right next to Carney's.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
But that didn't pan out. He had one up.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
It was next to Arby's down closer into East Hollywood,
and he was a fraudulent fuck. Poor Jennifer Tilly. She
deserves love. She deserves love, but I don't again.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
She seems so fun and loving and you know, exciting
to be around.
Speaker 5 (29:44):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
The craziest thing Jennifer Tilly dealt with.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
A Golden Bachelor jacuzzie repair man kind of scam. This
man had her give him her credit card underneath the
table so he could pay for dinner.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
That's right. Jerry was also the news the Golden Bachelor. No,
he announced the reason, part of the reason why they
got divorced him and Teresa was he got a cancer
diagnosis and he wanted to spend more time with his
children with the time that he has left, and I
don't want to make light of any cancer.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Ruby.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
You're looking at me like you haven't seen this story.
It was pointed out well, it was pointed out that
he'd outlive this type of cancer, and it was just
another excuse for why he did not want to commit
to live with Theresa. I smell cinnamons.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Where are they?
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (30:44):
Reminds me of my late wife and the limit I
put on her calories.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
I think they're going to put the Bachelorette Golden franchise
on hold for a little while. I don't think this
past season was successful.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Not good at all. So we leave the boat.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
Sutton and Theo have a moment as we discussed durit.
You have to tell him how much money she makes,
and we get ready for dinner. Now Erica is gonna
have one drink, baby, and is hey, Erica, have more drinks?
Speaker 3 (31:13):
Yeah? I miss that, Erica, Yeah, have more drinks.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Deree is talking to these two extremely gay men about
what's happening between her and Kyle, and I'm not sure
that they have any idea what she's talking about. They're
kind of like therapists for her at this point, you know, kind.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Of paid to listen.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Are we downstairs? Are we still at the point where
the ladies getting glammed because when they arrive for dinner.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
They're getting glammed up. Because we have to mention that
Kathy seems to only get makeup treatment at really any
treatment in a prone position.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
It's very Frankenstein like.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
She is glo in her earback on. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
Yeah, I mean she's laying on a bed with a
fan in front of her face asking Kyle what the
name of the color of the lipstick is. It's like
a fucking Stanley Kubrick movie.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
She is a modern day princess mixed with a West
World fucking robot.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
Oh oh, Ruby just froze create it.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
That was she froze again.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
But you know what, she made a great point. I
never thought of Kathy Hilton that way.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
Yeah, like a like Princess Peach mixed with a West
World character.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Now, you know, Old Patty doesn't like to get in
the mud, and I don't want to seem like a
shallow misogynist, but I do occasionally like to point out
certain aspects of the fashion that the ladies are wearing
till he looks like she's wearing something b Arthur would wear.
That is a horrible outfit. Go back, hire some gay
guys and get your act together. Okay. I don't want
(32:47):
to ever see you wear anything like that out to
dinner again.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
I love when Patty gets gay.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
What did you say I looked like a Lala Kent? Yeah,
I don't know what did I say?
Speaker 2 (32:59):
It was the uh?
Speaker 4 (33:00):
It's the uh, the short haired attorney.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
She played an attorney. I think I don't remember.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Lala looks like this. I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
Speaking of more Westworld glitch, talking from Kathy Hilton. Kathy
Hilton loves the scarface fuck mirrors at certain Vegas hotels.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
What can I can I ask? When she said my
nude photos are in a vault in a bank, Oh
that's right.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
God she froze on us again.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
No, we haven't had it. Yeah, and there she is again. Yeah.
Really it's kind of bad right now.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
Murphy Brown, Murphy Brown, Yeah, Murphy Brown, Lala looks like
Murphy Brown.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
I don't like it. Rubs. Sorry to cut you off,
but it's just the tech. You keep freezing on us.
It's the gods.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
We're almost at the finish line.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
So yes, Kathy Hilton is bizarre. She has nudes in
a vault. Now, Garcel would rather.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
Be alone than on a date in a dinner excuse me,
she would rather be alone than on a dinner date
in a sweater with a cat talking about neuropathy. Now,
this is obviously a callback.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
To what happened to that guy Rubes.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
They're still friends.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
Sutton would be friends with somebody. I gotta say, maybe
not to the same level of Jennifer Tilly, but I
think to know Sutton may be to love Sutton as well.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Referring to that very handsome looking Indian doctor. Yeah, yep, yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
What was his name? Can I tell you a quick,
quick a side. I went out to go get some
zines last night.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
Now I had been told by my buddy, my guy
Ash over at Studio City smokes cool name. Yeah, be careful,
there are a lot of fakes.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Thank you, Ash.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
I go over to this shop.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
He goes, Yeah, I got all the citrusins you need.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
I crack open one.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
This is exactly what Ash was talking about, right, So
I go, these are fakes. You sold me fakes? He
gives me the money back, but he gives me one
hundred dollars bill. That feels a little flimsy.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Right? I got a subway.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
I go, hey, I need you to run this through
your counterfeit I know where you are on Vermont. Oh okay,
she goes, yeah, it's real. Hey, okay, this isn't going
to pass the mustard for me.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
I'm gonna need you know.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
I'm sorry to say this, but I needed to get
an Indian guy's eyes on it because that is better
than any machine un planet Earth. Okay, you think you
some of these people could be making counterfeit hundreds that'll
pass the machine tests. I go, I see this Indian
fill out the smoke shop. Him and his wife could
not be nicer. The man walks me through the entire
process of checking to see if this bill is counterfeit
(36:14):
or not.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Offers to give me a counterfeit marker. I say, no
counterfeit mark.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Yeah, if you draw it on the it'll show up
black ratt.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
So anyways, yeah, it was a fake hundred dollars bill. Wow,
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Well, that dollar bill is hundreds useless.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
I think I'm going to go back tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
Because he'll just say that it got passed through his
system and didn't notice it.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Yeah, there's no proof where it started. I know. My
wife is like, you need to call the cops.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
They won't do anything. Before I sold that tour company
someone I had my manager.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
Okay, it's my fault. I dragged us down this road
and we didn't need to go there at all. But yeah,
I was scammed last night twice twice. So we get
to this whole John Cougar Mellencamp post and.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
We asked, does dereit.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
Really need to post online to help John Cougar Mellencamp
sell a show?
Speaker 2 (37:12):
And I think the answer.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Is yeah, yeah, yeah, I think he low tickets.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
Yeah. Now Pat has broken down John Cougar Mellencamp and
his antics.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
Those are just lately he's still selling tickets though.
Speaker 4 (37:28):
John Cougar Mellencamp is a piece of shit who raised
a daughter who banged a guy in a stable while
his wife was giving birth to a child. So I
don't know that Teddy is much better. Capital doesn't fall
far from.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
The trade, speaking of, because it's Christmas time, John Mellencamp
had a song where Teddy was featured when she was
six years old. It's called I Saw Daddy Kissing Saw
Mommy Kissing Santa Claus last night. There's a music video
for it, and she's in it and she does a
saw baby kiss it. Who would have known that that
(38:01):
little young girl would have turned into quite the bodstar?
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Yeah? Is Teddy one of ribs? Would you put in your.
Speaker 4 (38:07):
Mount Rushmore of worse housewives of all time? She is
a Lincoln, She's on there.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
She's boring, humorless, mean, has a daughter named Dove and
Slade I think, okay.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
So yeah, so she's not great. Yeah no, Ruby's not
a fan. Now we get to Sutton's incantations. Yes, this
was one of the one of these moments where you're
confused about how human these people are and how after
(38:48):
something like this it wouldn't be that crazy to think
that if you pulled on Sutton's hair a little bit,
what would be underneath the mask is something from Mars Attacks.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Because this is.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
Fuck it does well. It's a sister bonding experience to
bring their friendship into eternity.
Speaker 4 (39:07):
Yeah yeah, and that eternity does not last very long
because the next day. We are fighting almost instantaneously. Sutton
is nursing a bottle of kettle one with no shame.
She's nursing a bottle of kettle one as though she
gets three hundred and fifty thousand dollars above before fucking.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
Breathing for breathing and literally stop her. Stopping breathing will
be the only time those payments stop. It is the
one requirement right right right, just be alive.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
Or if she gets married, I think they stop, like that.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Will ever happen? Yeah, I mean if I was Sudden,
I would never get married. Falls in love with THEO.
He's like, I just want to propose. I just want
to get married.
Speaker 4 (39:49):
I'm not the marriage type, honey, I'm just not the
marriage time. But the problem with with Deriy is that
the episode ends once again with a very nonsensical fight
between Derrie and Sudden Durit just flies off the handle
about absolutely nothing, and we'll be back next week to break.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
It all down.
Speaker 4 (40:05):
Get in the comments let us know what you thought
about the episode. We love you so much, Patreon dot
com slash. Another podcast network for the good version of
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at TikTok and five stars, kind words I'm doing, saying
goodbye Pat, say goodbye Rob, and bye bye
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