Lisa Barlow Saves Beverly Hills | RHOBH S14 E8 & RHSLC S5 Reunion Pt. 1

Pat, Dylan and Ruby are back to break down manly hands, texts, necklaces, familial strife, libel, fish and more from Bravo's Real Housewives.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Quincy Jones said he'd suck anything, including a mailbox.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Okay, So Rubes, what is your thought on this whole thing,
because you're obviously going to stand hard for Lisa Barlow
and it's obviously going to be disgusting, So go ahead.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Sorry, really quickly. What a marlin fish is? Nemo?

Speaker 1 (00:18):
No, no, no, that's an oscilaris uh spectaculum? But I
did I say? I said, Dori, you did?

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Can you at the universe?

Speaker 4 (00:29):
That's that's a fish, that blue fish.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Hello, welcome to another brand spanking new episode of Bad TV.
We're here to talk about the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
It is a bad television show. And I am Dylan
that as Pat.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Can you believe they did an entire episode about a
text that is pat I'm great, great to be here.

Speaker 5 (01:03):
That is Ruthy.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Hi do Hi?

Speaker 2 (01:08):
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but we're here to talk about Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
I want to give my yeah babays really quickly. Lisa Barlow,

(01:52):
Kyle Richards, we talked about it last week. Lisa Barlow
and Kylo Kyle Richards have the same north star.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
They operate exactly the same way.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Do not get too close to my actual life. I
want to be on the show, but not really show
any of my pain, any of my truth, any of
my reality. Kyle Richards goes about it like a boring, wet,
manipulative rag, and Lisa Barlow goes about it like a
manipulative psycho, and a hilarious one at that.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
If it comes very prepared toons.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
If you're going to do this, be entertaining, don't suck.
Get Kyle Richards off, Roby. How do you say it?

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Rob?

Speaker 5 (02:33):
Is that how you say it? Rob?

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Everybody wants to do like because of Rony. It's that's
the only one right, you can say all the letters
for all the other ones.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Prop and also, yeah, maybe we'll talk about this. We
got to get through the show. But Brinn, I don't
think we've ever seen something like that in the entire
life of the entire ipin. It's crazy.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
It's so crazy, and it does feel awful to watch,
vindicating to be on the right side of never being
a fan of hers.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Ever, right And who was? Who was?

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Well?

Speaker 2 (03:20):
You know, did you hear what happened with Brent?

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Well, I know that last week's episode ended up with
essentially her being called a sex worker.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Well, she told the women that Uba knew that, she
told the women that she'd confided in Uba that she
had been sexually assaulted. Oh great, that was a lie.

Speaker 6 (03:42):
Oh boy, the darkness of the dark ripples of a
charade like that, and then the behavior afterwards.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
And we'll see it at the reunion. I mean, it's
must see TV. I mean, it's it's what we're dealing with.
Brann is somebody who you know, was unfortunately part of
the foster system and is just a complete fucking lunatic.
And I think that we're going to see her show
little to know remorse the way that Lisa Barlow did
at her reunion.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
But we'll talk about that later too.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Britent Whitfield is the most hated woman in reality television
right now. This show's not great. This show is not great.
Four pots.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Okay, can you believe they did an entire episode about
a tech Yeah? Because they did? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay.
One thing I appreciated because I've been a little hard
on Bose for trying to stay above the frame. Not tonight,
not tonight. She got in the mud and started throwing it.
And I wonder if Variety that just wrote a wonderful,

(04:47):
glowing article about her about how they love that there's
finally a character that cannot jump in the mud and
in fact just stay above it and be above all
of it. Well, apparently they didn't watch episodes seven.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
Apparently they haven't watched ever.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
I didn't like the episode zero.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Uh what's the writing, Systebe debees Ruby?

Speaker 3 (05:11):
All right, I it wasn't amazing. I thought that there
were little idybity moments of gold Sutton popping over inserting
herself in places. But that's not what you say, Oh
what are you doing here?

Speaker 7 (05:28):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Bose turning her home into a wedding venue with strapping
black men everywhere, you know, and ultimately Kyle Lou Kyle's
be worth seeing the cracks and like you said, be
good at it or get off the screen. Yeah, yeah,
thirty eight Kyle is.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
A bad person. Now.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Last season, Kyle's arc was all with Morgan Wade.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
Is that her name?

Speaker 2 (05:56):
She's just a friend.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
That was now if you look back on it, clearly
just a distraction to make it appear that she was
doing something interesting.

Speaker 5 (06:05):
I don't think it was.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
I think it was a genuine blind mice kind of
fixation with something she thought would be cool while she
was going through marriage trouble.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
She's she's.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
We see her when she's talking to Durt. She is
a bad human being.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
I No, I don't think any if anyone is fighting
that now, don't fight anymore. But right right, I think
Morgan was a band aid for a moment, and now
that Morgan has, you know, is sort of a way.
I think the loneliness and the reality of the situation
is settling in and that's what's causing her to be
so fucking again. I'm not a fan zero boobs.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
So we start with a little glamor and a telephone call,
Bose talks with Dearite about what Garcelle told her, which
was essentially Kyle said that she's not going to say
anything anymore about anything that Pique has told her, among
them being horrible things about to read now. Darita is
confused because Erica Jane Bebe said that it wasn't a

(07:10):
big deal. And one of the most confusing things about
this episode is Erica Jane's dick riding for Kyle Richards.
This episode, it came out of nowhere. It doesn't make
make sense. Bebe, you are also unwell.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Great point. Yeah, Bill, I might have lost my notes
because I don't remember any of that. But today I
thought the episode began off with the episode began with
the today would be a day about meditation, healing and
and forming a sister sister bond. Yeah, Sutton, Sutton has
to stop doing these things. It's not like, okay, well,
this is Bose trying to enhance upon Oh Sutton's idea,

(07:46):
got it?

Speaker 5 (07:46):
Got it?

Speaker 6 (07:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:47):
She I think she describes it as it's it's like
when you work in corporate America and one of the
underlings comes up with an idea, but one of the more,
you know, high ups. They need to take that idea
to the next goddamn level and make it better. And
that's what Bo's will do today, bring that vision to fruition.

Speaker 5 (08:06):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
She is from the corporate world. Now Bo's is saying
that Garcel said that Kyle was lying when she was
standing on business saying that nothing was wrong about what
she did.

Speaker 5 (08:17):
But more on that.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
At five, Kyle calls her sister and then immediately cancels
the call because she knows that Kathy Hilton's phone is
in a baked potato somewhere, So she calls her husband
actually and talks about what a cunt de reat is.

Speaker 5 (08:33):
Can we move on?

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Maybe?

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Kathy answering that phone three inches away from her face?
It was, it was amazing.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Yep, yep her the top of her head is in
the frame.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
That's about it. Does she really want to jump into
old people land? That like that? She that's a Geico
commercial like spoof.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Right, Yeah, Kathy Hilton is a very rich victim of
what the guy Co commercials are making fun of. Let's
get to Bose's healthy or healing party, or as Whitney
would say, heling party. There's going to be fourteen, a
fourteen course meal in man hands everywhere. The ladies right
over in the car, and we recap the memes that
are getting sent over. Jennifer Tillia's nuts. The girls don't

(09:17):
think that there is a road back for Dereite and Kyle.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Now.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
I want to bring up all of this talk about
what exactly was going on between Kyle and PK. One
thing is for sure about Kyle Richards. She's attracted to
good looking people, not beluga whales with gambling addiction. Right,
there's no fucking way.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
What are we What secrets could she possibly? I think
that we're The implication is that she's having sex with
the beluga whale.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
Go ahead, Robes, I.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Think you're right. I think that it's that they're talking
shit about Derete behind Deurite's back. But I also think
that Kyle, especially now, would will take attention from any
type of whale because Moe is literally fucking everything.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
That, everything that moves.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
I love that tail end of the episode with the
car like that is, please forget that your mother cried
every night.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
This is p K. Ask me a few would if
I'd like some water still a sparkling, would you like
some take some shoe string fras fat Sel. Yeah, all right,
So the real Housewives of Beverly Hills all head over
to Bose's house. The ladies have their cocktails and colin
to reach it on one another for being enclosed that

(10:35):
are too old or too new. The real housewives meet
the chef they are drooling. To quote Jennifer Kelly, they
are in heat now. He says that he is premiered
and prepared and a'ma's booch for the ladies. Listen.

Speaker 5 (10:52):
I understand that this guy is a chef.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
But you can't say AMA's boush if you're a chef.
It's not how you say that.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
No, And also, I don't think you should tell customers
clientele that they're all beautiful. There are lines that you
cross in a professional way. Can you imagine if your
Starbucks person just said you are hot when you're ordering
your coffee, A manager might have a problem with that.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Well, you are a lot of day saint when everybody
knows that. But the real problem here is that the
amas boush is mispronounced, and that the AMA's boush actually
is a fruit cup and an arugal of salad, both
in Southwest Airlines plastic cups. Okay, so this is fucking

(11:42):
trash right now as far as I'm concerned, But we
have to get outside to man hands.

Speaker 7 (11:47):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yes, gar recognizes the massage dude, and I think Kyle
tells us he banged her.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Yeah, probably banged her. Yeah, probably banged her, and Garcel
I hope it did happen.

Speaker 5 (11:59):
Now she's relaxing.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Before Dereed heads out and starts yap in a way
about all this stuff. Garcel hates.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Oh yeah she does. And by the way, there's nothing
more annoying of Sorry, go ahead, rubs.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
I was gonna say, I would have paid a month
subscription to hear all of the manly hands gather after
these women, like sudden, I have neuropathy. Uh huh, Garcel
closing her eyes, being so unbelievably excited for Dared to
come over and say we have to talk about you, saying,

(12:33):
how are you doing? We have to talk. I want
to know what they thought. Garcel can't hate her more?

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's really crazy.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
This just triggered a moment because I thought at some
point the massage therapist would stick around and have sex
with a couple of ladies. Do you remember were you
watching the episode? Do you watch Real Housewives of Atlanta? No,
it was during COVID Ruby. Do you watch Real house
Do you remember when they had the strippers come over
and they all wore the covid not the the cloth mass,
but like the plastic shield mass, and they watched the

(13:06):
whole stripper show and then they I think they had
sex with the stripper.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
Bolo what's his name?

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Good for them, so Bo's and Kyle. Next, she said,
you read the text everybody else?

Speaker 5 (13:25):
Why I can't read the text to me?

Speaker 1 (13:27):
The infamous text? And uh, I love when someone's like
recounting their memory or whatever. She's like, oh, yeah, I said, uh,
I said, I love you even though you're getting divorced.
I know it's a tough time. I'm there for you.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
And then I was like, yeah, how about that that
other part? Right right?

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Right? And sudden, luckily with her neuropathy, heads over, I
have neuropathy. I can barely feel my feet right now,
heads over and goes, oh, no, you said a little
bit more than that.

Speaker 5 (13:58):
Right.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
You watch the setting piping in. You can see Kyle
start to boil. She wants to turn around and be like,
what the fuck are you doing here? And she's so mad.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
As she's so mad, he's.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Just neuropathying her way through life, being like, no, it's
the infidelity, I don't think so, oh yeah talking about that.
It's the Instagram Yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Now Erica looks across the room, ah, baby, and she like,
I've been there, baby, I've done that, babab Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
It's the person who has been sued more times than
anybody here. Baby. Well again, your husband floded boorn victims
and you bought many, many ewlings because of it.

Speaker 5 (14:37):
Okay, So that's why.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Bose asks her to read the messages, and Kyle flips out, Okay,
pulls this victim shit, which there's no way to be
entertaining about this. At least a Barlow doing it is
gross too. But Kyle breaks down and reads the text
and still lies. She says, I will not say anything
to oh. She says that when she told Piku that

(15:02):
she wasn't going to say anything, she was talking about
production and all of the girls immediately know, all of
the women immediately know, miss me with the.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Bullshit, Give me a break. Did Kyle walk out by
this point, No, Okay.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
We reached the climax of I'm done crying and screaming,
and Boz asks if we're going to walk out there
and help Kyle, to which the majority of them are like,
that's it's fine.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Is this Kyle's first I'm done because God tam Rat
has done it.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
No, I think it like walking. I think it's her first,
like quote unquote walk off. But the best part about
it is you can see when she storms inside to
quote unquote leave, she turns around immediately to be like,
who's who's coming?

Speaker 5 (15:52):
Yeah, she's so gross.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
But Durret goes outside and talks to her, and Kyle says,
look at us, look at our age.

Speaker 5 (16:00):
Why are we bickering?

Speaker 2 (16:01):
I know why you're on a fucking reality TV show, Kyle.
You've not matured out of this.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
I love how they're both in their bathrobes. It's probably
one o'clock on a Tuesday afternoon. I was like, what
what a jogger?

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, well there's a couple pill heads, right, wow,
a couple of housewives with actually cotton addictions. Right.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Also with the jogger, I'm always like jealous. I'm like,
who's writing You're like fifty and you're on a bicyclize Wednesday.

Speaker 5 (16:30):
I know, it's amazing.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
You're like, who is jogging at one thirty? What do
you do? Voiceover actors? They're all voiceover actors.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Jennifer Chilly just coming outside after forty five minutes of
not participating, going, you guys, what triggered this? Amazing?

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Yeah, So Kyle says to Dreed, if you told me
not to talk to him, I wouldn't have spoken to him,
which is not a good enough alibi.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
And I love how PK though also gets thrown some shrap.
No he's not even here. Their divorce whatever separated. She
keeps saying what a monster he is, and that is
clearly she's doing this to kind of just lay lay
some foundation for later when the divorce gets ugly. Sure,
she's making her case to.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Us right now. Kyle Richards goes on a diatribe that
is psychopathic and pathological.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
So this is after they've talked and they've it seems
like they have some semblance of at least they're going
to try and work things out, and then they split
apart and they both both shit on each other.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Right Well, Dreed tells Kyle that PK emotionally abused her,
and Kyle says Durite's lying. Then Kyle says that she
never spoke about Darreete with him, another lie, and then
says that anyone with a brain would know that she
was lying about just sending memes and jokes. She's not up,

(17:59):
she's not sharp enough to traffic and all of the
bullshit that she traffics in. It just looks kind of pathetic.

Speaker 5 (18:07):
Rubs she is.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
This conversation between her and to read about PK and
her pulling this and then in her confessional being like,
I've never seen that from him, but I've seen that
from her. That that made me think awful.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Thing right right, right right, and you know what.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
Say them, but I really it was such an unbelievable,
beautiful moment on full display, because you know that she
thinks she's like she's eating.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
She's eating, and yeah, she's Nope. She says, Darite got
what she wanted. Everyone's talking about me instead of her
being a bad friend to me, the origin of which
was Drete not saying that it.

Speaker 5 (18:51):
Was a joke on a dais at Bravo.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
I mean, Kyle richards Is, we've been so desensitized to it.
But this is soft room shit. This is soft room
banging on a soft door, let me out kind of shit.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Okay, can I can I say something really quickly?

Speaker 2 (19:07):
Yes? Of course?

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Did she really have her She did something to the
bottom region of her mouth, and in this scene it
was very evident, and I just doesn't look any different.
I don't know what she did. Maybe it's teeth or
lips or something. But she's trying to talk about ROATIU ship.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Like it's like you get like two thirds of the world.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Yeah, you gotta get the work done early, right. We
can't have Brittany who.

Speaker 5 (19:31):
Is all up here.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
In talking. You know, the work has to heal before now.
Erica Jane defends Kyle, which is very annoying, and then
Sutton says, we'll always be able to be Okay, Sutton's
let's take a break and listen to the Listen to
this moment. Are they're They're absolutely insane. I watching the show,

(20:00):
I fall more and more in love with Cindy lu
who Brittany from Real Hostwives Assault Lake. Nobody, nobody stops a.

Speaker 5 (20:09):
Conversation for an announcement better than her.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
I don't think it's ever been done to the quality
of her.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Lots of practice. She's done it eight times this past season.
Yeah yeah, I don't know if you guys knew, but
I uh, I'm back on good terms with my daughter, right,
Oh wow, who gives a shit? Yeah? Now, I do
want to say this to end this little spa day.
Thank god Bose is here because her and her corporate experience,
you know, she knows how to resolve conflict.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Right, and the party ends, and I guess she kinda
gets everyone together. And I don't know about you guys,
but the Sisterhood Wellness Center Entity Store mission accomplished, right, Yeah, yeah, right,
it brought everyone together.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Yeah, it's like in Mission Possible. So Tom Cruise always
gets the vague bad thing out of the bad guy's hands. Yeah.
So let's get to the happy family. Mo and the
kids are here, Dad and Porsche are going to Europe. Right,
that's going to be a fun, expensive trip. And Kyle
is very worried that they're they are how they're handling

(21:18):
the split. And I would say to Kyle that they're
handling it very well because you've raised a bunch of
Now listen.

Speaker 5 (21:23):
I don't want to attack children.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
But you know you've raised a bunch of materialistic rats
who can be bought very, very easily. Yes, so long
as a pile of cheese is big enough. I mean
it's a portion a trip to Europe.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Enjoy that car, Porsch because this is my way of
you keeping your mouth shut when in a couple of
years you want to tell people you came home many
nights seeing your mother cry on the couch because she
was married to a cheating son of a bitch.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Right right, right, Yeah, Now she gets Porsche cay in
literally fast forward it through this. I can't and I'm
sorry that the show's short, but but.

Speaker 5 (21:56):
Go ahead, rips.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
No, I'm not. My notes say I skip over Porsche
getting the car CoA hate.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Yeah, it's so weird, Like I've seen Porschae grow up
before my eyes. Uh you know sixteen Now, I would
have thought you would have been older.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Does it ever go well when you get a child
to Porsche?

Speaker 3 (22:19):
Let us know?

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Not from what I've seen.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
No, no, no, I also.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
I've seen because I've been in a lot of wealthy
people's homes that have raised their children like this. My
wife used to have to do the online volunteer work
and homework for one of these little monsters. And I
checked in on this. I consider them. I wouldn't say
they're friends. I was like, hey, I'll give his name.
His name is Skyler or something.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Yeah, sure, how Skyler.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Skyler's twenty six. Now Skyler still lives at home. Yeah,
so mommy and Daddy paying for people to get him
through high school, get him through volunteer work so that
he could look good on an application to college, go
to college, have everything paid for, has ended up with
him living in his same bedroom at twenty six.

Speaker 5 (23:04):
Right, Well, here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
The world is not as the world is not as
generous a vending machine as Mauricio and Kyle are right,
And I know that you want to spoil your kids,
but I don't care how much money I may or
may not have in the future. Little Lucy is not

(23:27):
getting a fucking Porsche.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
For her first car.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
It's such a gross.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Thing to me, the cool thing to do. And I again,
I don't have kids, So whatever, raise your kids however
the fuck you want, but not this way. Make your
kid not fucking desire that. Like you guys have so
much money, what is a Porsche to this sixteen year
old nothing, well, I exactly like. It's just such a
gross relationship to introduce to money with your children. I

(23:53):
hate it. I don't like it. I have not watch
this scene.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Yeah, wow, I didn't watch it either. It's gross.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Grew up with these kids, right, It's just it's there's
something cool about a kid that has a car that's
like six years old, that's like a Honda Civic or something.
It builds character.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Having look, I my first car. I was twenty one
years old. It was a Plymouth Reliant from nineteen eighty four.
The fucking cloth from the ceiling I was. I was
so embarrassed. Yeah, but it builds character.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
I had a passat. It was actually a pretty nice car. Now, okay,
let's get to the real Housewives of Oxnard. If I
was sudden, i'd be furious with being friends with Garsel.
I don't want to drive to Oxnard as much as
I'm driving on.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
I was hoping we'd never have to go back there again,
and unfortunately we did. But I'm glad we did because
we got to meet Kobe Gar's dog. We've met a
nod name for a dog. We've met a particular cut
of beef in an NBA player who.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Were you're gonna say raped or died tragically in a
helicopter child that was choosing. I didn't hadn't decided yet. Okay,
it's amazing. It's like he brought us so many championships,
but he did rape somebody.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Well, okay, what No, I just so many people hate
when you say it out loud, like you're you should
cut this.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
No, I mean.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
Not like our mom gets mad.

Speaker 5 (25:24):
Oh, big fan, big fan of Kobe.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Yeah, I don't know, mam was such a big, big
fan of Kobe.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Well, read the transcript of when the cops went to
the hotel room. Read if you want some fun reading tonight,
read that transcript.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Yeah, but he got focused after that.

Speaker 5 (25:44):
Yes, he turned his life around.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Now sudden his pissed. She does not appreciate the Kyle
walked out because they are filming. Okay, this is the thing.
We've talked about it so much. This is what destroyed
vander pump rules. This is what the biggest fights are
always about. Do not not film right, don't do it.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
It's dumb. Now I want to say this because.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
No, go Pat, you go.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Okay, what all.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Right, So Sutton's making a play here. But I have
to remind myself constantly, are you trying to take down
the queen? Because like, what is this about?

Speaker 2 (26:18):
I think Sutton thinks that she's a little fingered type character.
And remember what happened to a little finger? He got
his fucking throat slit.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
So we never got to see that scene though, did we?

Speaker 5 (26:25):
Yeah? We did, all right, killed him?

Speaker 1 (26:27):
I know that, but I don't.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Okay, I thought it was just spoiler alert.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
I think that again, although Kyle obviously has a ton
of money, but again, fucking file now, Kyle, File now, Sutton.
This is a game to her. She's so rich, her
kids are grown, she's fucking bored. What else is she doing?
So for you to not show up when she is
showing up is like, this is the only job she's

(26:53):
ever had. What the fuck are you doing? It's enraging
to her, and I love it.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Yeah, so we check into the facial. Do you just
have to fill out forms for a facial?

Speaker 3 (27:06):
I think it's because it's their first time there and
it's like a very nice spa in biology, uh huh.

Speaker 5 (27:14):
So yeah, it's so funny to me.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
The branding of very expensive lotions and ointments and stuff.
They all look exactly the same to me, every single
really expensive one looks like it was on its way
to being distributed by Pfizer, and then a gay man
got his hands on it. You know, it looks very medicinal,

(27:39):
but then a gay man got his hands on it,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (27:43):
I agree?

Speaker 2 (27:43):
I always look the same, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Yeah? I agree, Ruby, Ruby, do you know what I'm
talking about?

Speaker 3 (27:53):
I'm looking at my skincare right now, and I do
think that you are right.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
Ruby.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Do you record the show in your bathroom?

Speaker 3 (28:03):
Yes? I do, Pat No, but I have a like
a makeup shelf right there that I'm looking at.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Yeah, it's like all so sterile, but also like fabulous.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Ruby. What's your theory on Erica? Now a defender of Kyle?
What is going on?

Speaker 3 (28:25):
We they do not get to know what we know.
So Kyle, Erica thinks she's playing every side of every fence,
and I think she she thinks she's taken enough inventory
now that she's going to pick one and she's riding
with Kyle because she thinks producer Kyle is going to
be favored by Alex Baskin. She's miscalculated, I think, like

(28:49):
really badly this time around. I don't know if it's
a swamp ranh Yeah, no it could. Also why are
we decorating with such expensive things? Are you poor?

Speaker 5 (29:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:01):
It's all very confusing, But no one is more confused
than to read because Erica chan Beabey has been a
ride or diet to read Baby Stan this whole season.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
I need more proof about that tax. Baby. I was
married to a lawyer, as you know.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Yeah, and here's where we get into the trouble with
the stupid or liar thing. Right, are you cunning or
are you a victim of what's his name, Tom tom
Girardi Tom Girardi's criminality? Did you learn things about being

(29:37):
a lawyer or did you have no idea?

Speaker 5 (29:39):
What was going on? Eric?

Speaker 2 (29:41):
We can't do this. The coin has fifteen sides, you know. Yeah,
it's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
So the eighth time that the FBI stops by off
at the house and she's there, yeah, she doesn't have questions?

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Right, right?

Speaker 1 (29:54):
What was that about?

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Baby Nothing?

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Yeah, yeah, it's like, yeah, she's bad.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
I've never you know, I was the first to despise
her very very early on, because she was on a
separate show. They'd be filming and she'd show up to.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Whatever the Dinners or Neil Armstrong of Erica Jane Haye.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
That's right. There was so much coverage of her jet
setting around the world with mikey in dancers for her
to pay to play at music festivals.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
It used to drive me nuts.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
You know that again as somebody who toured her home.
I talked to the guy who bought it from them,
and they everything was essentially broken down. Like the house
they did not have lighting in a lot of the rooms.
They had to replace tons and tons of like all
of the literal bulbs, or just had never been Well.

Speaker 5 (30:51):
That's what the fbi'll do.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
I mean, listen, well, no, that's the first thing that
happens when when you you can't do the basic stuff
with your home. It's because a contractor that comes out
there to fix the electrical he's not gonna fall for
a fucking well, I gotta pay you in six months
or some bullshit that Tom Girardi. They're not gonna shuffle

(31:13):
around money. So clearly they were having money problems for
a while. If that's what the condition of the house
was like, yeah, a pool guy to fix cracks in
a pool wants his money up front.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Well listen, Darda is
alone on an island at this point because Garcel hates her,
Sutton hates her, everyone hates he hates her. Erica Jane
is not siding with her. Bo's says, you know the
Taylor Swift thing. I mean, it's me, it's me, it's
the problem. It's me. So we'll see what happens, but

(31:48):
it probably won't.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
What I think that you're referring to Whitneys.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Yeah, Miam, she she inspired me. She inspired me. But listen,
sorry that this is a episode I really have to pee.
We'll hopefully be a longer episode next week if they
give us stuff to chew on, which you know hopefully
they do. Gonna get a Patreon dot com slash on
the podcast network for salt Lake City and the Traders.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
I have an idea. I'm throwing this out there. Yeah,
you want to choke me after this? Why don't know
on the second half of this, why don't we do
our behind the wall coverage of reunion of Salt Lake
to add as a companion to this, to feed these
freebies people a little extra content.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Really don't want to piss the Patreon pao will be fine.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
They got traders, they've had a whole season of salt
Lake and we also have Love as Grid.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Okay, we'll do that, but we're not gonna do episode
two or three for now.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
I'm not saying that. I'm just saying that one.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
All right, So this will be a super long episode.
I love that idea.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
What I'm trying to fight off is because I'm still
on Facebook. I don't want to hear anything.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Oh yeah, yeah, Well I was kicked off Facebook for
hate speach.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
You know, I got kicked off my Patreon. I don't
even have Patreon anymore.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Well that's sad. Well that's good. I can talk to
the people on Patreon. You can talk to the people
on Facebook. Okay, much better deal for me, because the
patriot on people are lovely. They're paying us. And these
these people on Facebook, I mean they've they've you know,
some of them have given us no money, and they
feel is that they're out a lot, you know what
I mean. It's just calm down, all right. Stay tuned
for the first part of the Salt Lake City Reunion

(33:16):
to the guys.

Speaker 7 (33:17):
And do the city called Souliday. It's got the groomiest kids.
That's why we never get to Hi.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Hi, hello, and welcome to the Patreon exclusive or is
it the Patreon exclusive recap of the first part of.

Speaker 5 (33:35):
The Patty What are you looking for?

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (33:41):
All right?

Speaker 5 (33:42):
You sure?

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (33:45):
Patty's been run ragged?

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Oh please.

Speaker 5 (33:49):
Please?

Speaker 7 (33:49):
What?

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (33:51):
Yeah, he's listen. La has been tough. It's the fires.
You want to wear my baseball cap? I brought a
baseball camp.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
All right, but we're here's cry everywhere.

Speaker 5 (34:00):
Yeah, no worries.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Yeah. And there's lots of crime here, and there's lots
of fires, and you know, it's just a beautiful day
and we're here to recap the first part of the
Salt Lake City Reunion.

Speaker 5 (34:14):
I'm dyling. That's pat that's Ruby.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Great to be here.

Speaker 5 (34:16):
Too much crime?

Speaker 3 (34:18):
No, it's okay, now, Hi, do hi?

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Aren't you too? Aren't you high enough up to where
you can't hear the crime?

Speaker 3 (34:28):
There's too much of it out here.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
It's like fifth floor crime.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
You're in Brooklyn, right, Ruby, No, she's in She's in
Battery Park.

Speaker 5 (34:35):
Okay, do you want to give your address.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Out I'm okay, thank you though, Okay.

Speaker 5 (34:43):
Beautiful view of the Statue of Liberty.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Really yeah, looking at it right now?

Speaker 2 (34:51):
Wow? Does it inspire you?

Speaker 3 (34:58):
No? It makes me very sad actually.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
Okay, So we're here to talk about the first part
of the reunion, and what we usually do is give
our live bins our wives right out of the gate.
And so, Pat, what did you think about this first
part of the Salt Lake City.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Well, lots of thoughts. First off, they before the episode began,
they gave us a teaser trailer of what the other
two episodes that will follow.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
This ye floppy tits first.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
John, Okay, I'm glad you mentioned that I typically don't
like the husbands. I want them to essentially be a
plastic house plant in the background. Yeah, they should not
be on the show. They will add a lot of
entertainment value to the reunion.

Speaker 5 (35:45):
Yep, absolutely.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Okay, let's talk about the looks. Someone used way too
much spray tand on Whitney's face, she was jarring to
look at her.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
My wife kept bringing up Lisa Barlow's you know what,
I don't want to say what my wife was. She
did not consent. This podcast is us saying what you
really thought when you were watching it, right, that's right.
But we agreed to be on the podcast. We're compensated, right.
I can't say the awful things that might just say.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
A lady that you know said this, Well, no.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Then people think I'm cheating on my wife. I'm not
watching shows with any other women.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Okay, you know, I mean.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
Jesus say it, because this is like a very known thing.
Everyone I think it. I don't know if it was lighting,
I don't know if there was an issue with everyone's
makeup artist. No one looked good, okay, every no, no, genuinely,
and everybody looked very harsh. And usually these women don't
like their skit faces looking just better.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Yeah, Lisa, Lisa Barlow's arms looked like she got the
shipbait out of her the night before, but maybe and
they were covering it up with makeup. But maybe that's well,
my wife didn't say that.

Speaker 5 (36:51):
I said that.

Speaker 6 (36:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Yeah, And also I know a lady who said that her. Uh,
Lisa Barlow's face looked like it was concrete that was
starting to crack because it got too much sun. No,
well me, this is I said this. Bronwyn looked like
a tomato after an apple slicer got to it. She
has hideous fashion. Okay, all right now, I want to
get to my favorite part of the episode, which is
going to give it a hundred wives for me, which

(37:13):
was Jewelry Gate. It was very uncomfortable to watch Wildly entertainment.
I bet Emma's really pissed that her text got read
out loud by This did not disappoint one time.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Never does one time.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
In my life, in my journey, I had a person
that ruined my life for a while. People used to
always say, of that particular person, the worst thing that
ever happened to Pat was meeting this particular person. The
worst thing that ever happened to Bronwin was meeting Lisa Barley.
We will get into that later in the episode one

(37:53):
hundred Goddamn Wives Rubs.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
I'm gonna I'm gonna put my boxing gloves on because
I know that this is, this whole this whole time
is going to be a fight. I think any kids
should be left out of it. Reprehensible that being said,
come on the show, shut the fuck up, don't whatever.
We'll get into it. Lisa gives it. You can't not

(38:23):
have her here because what do we have. The show
would be good without her. It is incredible with her.
It doesn't mean she has to be a good person.
Vicki Gunvolson is again is also reprehensible and some of
the best seasons are with her lying about somebody having cancer,
which he still hasn't really admitted that she knew that
he had it. This was everything that I wanted them

(38:47):
to talk about. They either touched on or will touch on.
I loved it, and usually Part one is just like
stupid fluff and dumb shit. For Part two and three
hundred wives, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (38:58):
They really bring it.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
I'm gonna jump on something that Ruby said. Lisa brings
it now. On the other side of the spectrum, I
want to know why Mary Cosby will continue to sit
on this couch her contribution to this season. Andy can
ask a single question. How's Robert doing better?

Speaker 2 (39:17):
Great, he's actually railing blow and talking about how these
women are.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Horse He did do a post about that, right, yeah, so,
oh well he's doing better then?

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Well, I mean, you know, life is about choices. You know,
nothing's good or bad, right, You just have to make
a choice and then you have to suffer the benefits
or repercussions of that choice. So Robert doing blow and
calling the women whose on social media's a choice. Hopefully

(39:52):
he is doing, but.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Clearly lucid enough to make that observation. You know, he
looks really blazed.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
I don't know about lucid. I don't know about lucid.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Not lucid enough to make sure that the cocaine on
the counter was out of frame. Though, you know.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Works if you work it. Are we going to get
into the show?

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Just say that you used the word lucid incorrectly.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
I did lucid. Doesn't that mean you're kind of aware?

Speaker 2 (40:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Well, how do you use it incorrectly?

Speaker 3 (40:21):
No, he used it correctly. I think that it's just,
you know, he's thinking clearly. Now he knows that they're
all whores, but he was not clear enough to remove
the cocaine.

Speaker 5 (40:31):
Agree to disagree? Fine, four pots didn't like it?

Speaker 2 (40:34):
All right?

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Can I'm gonna start start this off?

Speaker 2 (40:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (40:36):
All right.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
So Andy begins this by bouncing around the dais and
just kind of catching up with the ladies. These are
like these quick little stabs. He has a lot of
congratulations to the women that are helming this show. He
congratulates Meredith Mars on being Jewish. He congratulates Heather Gay
on that new book, congratulates Lisa for uh not having

(40:57):
to fly first class because that's gross, not having to
fly coach Whitney for her beautiful jewelry line, Braun for
being followed on Instagram by Rihanna. Wow, big deal. And
then he gets to Brittany and he congratulates her on
creating sentences because she's just that dumb.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Oh Brittany wasn't there, Yeah, send, I'm sorry, sorry, didn't know.
But but if you're posting about how your mom's co
workers or worse and there's cocaine in the post, you're
not lucid. That's all I'm saying. Okay, money's doing better.

(41:41):
Bench warming bitch gets the first chair. Angie is here
for blood and I am so excited.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
So funny she laid in wake though this entire episode
she didn't.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
I know, But next week I think it'll be good. God,
it's so funny and heartbreaking to the teas for next week.
They go and he goes, you accused him of being
in a circle jerk, and he just looks for Lauren
for a moment. Sean is not with anybody in that room,
and he just says, I'm never gonna get away from this.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Right and.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
The scarlet letter of come.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
All over.

Speaker 5 (42:18):
You have to be so foul?

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Huh what I have to be so fucking foul? So,
Cindy Lou is not there, and I'm very upset about that.
I think she should be there the entire time, in
which case we would have a fifteen part reunion and
I would watch every single part. Congrat and Meredith for you,
you mentioned it. Yeah, we go around the horn and

(42:42):
we set safe words bezos and opa.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Where what's the uh? Where does besos cob from?

Speaker 3 (42:51):
It was the name of her party at the beginning
of the season.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Ye, Whitney wants to have a conversation with Lisa, and Okay,
we get to the epic drama that ricocheted throughout Salt
Lake City. I was going to write every word that
Andy was saying to introduce this first segment, but I couldn't.
He just kept talking, so it was kind of a

(43:14):
bad he didn't stop.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Okay, So it was a half a dozen puns about
the snow killing you.

Speaker 5 (43:20):
Yeah, pretty wild.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
We go through the drama of the whole thing, the
low blow the Sewan investigation and going the distance and
that little cumpig at him. But great question. First, Whitney,
why did you get why did you get Ali Baba stuff?

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Well, no, no, no. The first question is why did
you have a photo on your website of the Ali
Baba jewelry?

Speaker 2 (43:41):
You know what, I'm gonna let you host.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
I know you don't have to.

Speaker 5 (43:44):
I'm sorry, no, no, no, I want.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
You to host.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Okay, Dylan, so I'm tired. I want to say this.
Whitney explains this away pretty well.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
I think a jury that was not She explains it
well at all. Ruby is a gast. It was not
a good expert. It was not lucid.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
The question is why were you using photos from Ali Baba.
Her explanation, it was a placeholder because we hadn't done
a photoshoot for my actual jewelryle.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Go aheadn't light him up, big break. You've been broadcasting
for a while, you know not to do that, right.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's just like, it's so incredible.
This was literally the scene when Erica is like it
was knowing in Pasadena and Tom's car was broken into
him and I rolled this car five you're like, what
the fuck are you fucking saying? It's like, we couldn't
we used a placeholder, so you put a picture up
on your website for purchase of something that wasn't going

(44:37):
to be made, because what it feels like is that
you're lying and that that you white labeled something, which
is completely fine, and now your sacred cross collection is
probably just from a website that isn't as easy to
reverse Google image search as Ali Baba is.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Now I want to say this. I didn't say she
wasn't lying. I just said she explained it away and
the best possible.

Speaker 5 (45:01):
But she didn't.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
Because if you're going to use a placeholder for a product,
you don't use a placeholder that exists on the cheapest
website on planet Earth. Okay, you definitely.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Don't do Why are you are you put If I
designed a necklace and it was for sale but it
wasn't here yet, I wouldn't just put up a picture
in the right.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
The only reason I believe that this is true, right,
I believe that that this is completely true because we
have seen businesses launched by the housewives many times. It
is always barring Bethany Frankel and maybe one and a
half other times. A botch job, big time every time.

(45:45):
And this necklace line, it is disgusting. But also for
Mormons and Christians alike, especially devout and pious ones, I
would feel as though this would be a particularly scared
a cross to bear because it turns your skin green,
so that wearing it that would be satanic shit, quite honestly. Anyways,

(46:09):
what happens.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Next, I believe, so we were going through.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
That Witty really flips.

Speaker 5 (46:14):
She's very emotional and upset.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Aboups she absolutely does. So just when we were looking back,
we were going through bad parenting, fake jewelry lines, calls,
the private security, and going the distance. And so next
Lisa's on the chopping block ed she was found guilty of,
you know, starting all those rumors with that podcaster implicating
her in Yeah, well also.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
Patrick Patrick, No, no, no, Dylan, I'm so sorry you you
just you. I'm sorry, Whitney, are you podcasting with us?
You just lied to everybody? Yeah, Andy literally says there
was no proof ever found, right right right, Lisa said,
I asked Sean to go the distance, and I said, Whitney,
give me your proof, so my guy will go the distance,

(46:55):
and then Wetney was like, you have his number, and
Lisa was like, you never gave me anything, you dumb fuck.
And Andy was like, okay, so there was no proof, right, right, right?

Speaker 2 (47:04):
But also Andy says, when when Meredith and Lisa are
touting out this bullshit that they were just trying to
protect Whitney from the slander that they were experiencing or
they were they had found out about.

Speaker 5 (47:18):
Sorry I'm swallowing.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
Sorry, sorry, They go, we were just trying to help,
and he goes, well you didn't help, right, and they go, yeah,
we were because it was out and everybody knew. He
was like, a blog post is not the same thing
as bringing it on a show that has millions of viewers, right,
So that's not and Meredith is sticking to it.

Speaker 5 (47:37):
And Meredith is.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
Also sticking to pills.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
Yeah, she looks like a maiden.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Can you believe they're going to get to does he
have a mistress in Ohio?

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, wow. I can't wait for that now.
We then get to Angie and Lisa and osa Is said,
opah and bezos instantaneously don't work.

Speaker 5 (48:00):
Somehow.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
Uh. We get to the their their kind of fractured
friendship and Bronwin pipes up, and uh, Lisa is not
happy at all. Lisa. Lisa hates Braun whin.

Speaker 5 (48:17):
I think Lisa absolutely you have.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
To hate someone to do the research that she did
to drive a sword through her soul. Later in the episode, Yeah,
you really.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Would, now, Angie and Meredith, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (48:33):
This whole thing was so confusing to me.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
I'm with Andy, We're we're talking about her being a
backup dancer, and then Andy goes, does Jenshaw have a
music video? No, it was a TikTok thing that she
put up.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
What is what's going on? Breakdown the game film? I
was confused.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
Nothing to break down, It's it's nothing.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
Well, yeah, it's worth mentioning. It's worth mentioning that Angie's
profile picture while she was I think, uh making fun
of Lisa for having a g wagon.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
It was a little bo peep okay, go ahead, rubing.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Incredible. They made like a dumb Instagram TikTok video and
Angie was quite literally in the video position behind Jenshaw.
She was there for a backup dancer. I don't know
at what point in Angie's life she like didn't get
the lead dancer role and it gutted her, but she
is never let it go. This backup dancer comment was

(49:30):
the equivalent of Gwen to Bronwyn. It was out of controls,
the like her bringing up Lisa having a sugar dotty
who pays for her lip filler, just because she was
kind of pissed off about the backup dancer comment. I
regret not having Angie on this cast sooner.

Speaker 5 (49:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Well, we then get to Lisa's carr getting repossessed and
Lisa says, I have a twenty twenty five right next
to it, and I have the nine to eleven comics,
So what do you ad actually talking about? Bronwin found
out about it, but didn't tweet it.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
No, no, she just spread the rumor. Yeah yeah, yeah,
well now we see all this works.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
But I want to just remember that. But let's just
remember that that's just what happened when Bronwyn did that.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
That's right now. I do want to point out this
is how prepared Lisa Barlowe is for this. You get
to the jewelry, well, no, before that, she has a
proof of life car photo. That car is in the
garage with a photo, right, maybe.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Why you to put this in the adit yes, yea.
Then we get to jewelry necklets Gate, can I can?

Speaker 5 (50:37):
I really quickly?

Speaker 2 (50:39):
I want to just break down what happened that the
because this takes a little bit, and at the end
it's very very clear that Bronwin is lying and Lisa
is lying.

Speaker 5 (50:54):
Okay, Bronwyin didn't.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
Get anything, and Lisa absolutely reached out to that fucking
jewel She's my friend, you know that.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
Okay, how do you know that?

Speaker 2 (51:05):
What do you mean?

Speaker 5 (51:06):
How do I know that?

Speaker 3 (51:07):
She gave her phone to Andy Cohne and Andy Cone
did and they read the text again.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
No, no, no, but.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Okay, so necklace Gate. Andy thought that she'd wear that
four million dollar opera necklace to the Reus. That's how
he gets the ship Genius. And then Bronwyn proceeds to
basically say, oh, I didn't just I didn't wear it,
you know, because it's under lock and key at the
store I didn't buy it from. She doesn't say that,

(51:35):
she says I got it like a lesser version of that,
and all these hoop earrings and Bobby Baboo and and
that's when that's when Lisa comes in and uh, Lisa
is like that rockfish. I don't know if you guys
study like fish. Yeah, yeah, No, the rockfish is the
one that hides in the sand and then, like Dory
from Finding Nemo, swims by and it jumps out of

(51:58):
the fucking water and bites your fucking head off.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Do these mics sound bad? I feel like Kaylin's been
in here messing with stuff again. It's it seems a
little different, but it seems like we're peaking. Gosh, that
makes me very upset.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
Well, I was excited about that rockfish.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Okay, maybe I'll take it easy on the mic because
I think he's like a ground squirrel, that kid.

Speaker 5 (52:20):
You know, you're just walking in the front lawn.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
All of a sudden your footfalls in a hole that
wasn't there before, in your ankles broke.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
He comes in here, he puts a Marlon Brando picture
on there. I had a nice, lovely book there.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Well, I'm never gonna get mad about a picture of Marlin.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Quincy Jones said he'd fuck anything, including a mailbox.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Okay, So, Rubes, what is your thought on this whole thing?
Because you're obviously going to stand hard for Lisa Barlowe
and it's obviously going to be disgusting, so go ahead.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
I'm sorry, really quickly. What a marlin fish is? Nemo?

Speaker 1 (52:54):
No, no, no, that's an osillaris u spectaculum. But I did,
I say, I said, Dory, you did?

Speaker 3 (53:02):
Can you not the universe? Give me?

Speaker 1 (53:05):
That's a fish?

Speaker 2 (53:06):
All that fish?

Speaker 3 (53:09):
This is what I think. I think that Bronwyn alleges
that she brought this woman on as a favor to
her business. How would it benefit in any way for
this woman to reach out to Lisa Barlow, or for

(53:30):
Lisa Barlow to reach out to this woman and be like,
can you text me so that we can put Bronwyn
on blast? I think it makes perfect sense for her
to be like, yo, she fucking made me drive to
Palm Springs, didn't buy anything, and now I like them.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
She wouldn't just reach out to Lisa Apropos of nothing
to tell her that.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
I believe that these Salt Lake City is a city
that consists of eleven people, nine of which are on
this cast. One of the others is Emma Outside and
the eleventh is the people that work at Taco Bell
and give Lisa her diet.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
COKEX get in the comments. Let us know, get in
the comments, let us know what you think.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
I think it's like this. I think Emma followed Lisa
and said, oh, I got stories for you.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
And Lisa, what's your number?

Speaker 5 (54:12):
That's your number?

Speaker 3 (54:13):
Yeah, so oh oh but that but that's an important
thing to mention. No, because if that's what happened, that
has then Lisa did not seek this out at all.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
Hey, Johnny cochrane, if the glove don't fit, you must
have quit. Lisa definitely reached out to her. She was
definitely drooling at all of the information that this woman had.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
I have to tell you, I like Bronwyn. By the way,
I was blown away at Todd at the tail end
of this episode. He actually loves being on TV.

Speaker 5 (54:44):
He loves being on TV.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
He loves the talk. Yeah, and uh so, anyway.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Lisa really dominates her. She goes, I guess you're gonna
have to Okay.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Emma was frustrated. Emma was very frustrated.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
Well, okay, so here's the thing. So Lisa was accused
of having her car already possessed, right, that's not true.
Lisa has the picture of the garage.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Proof of car.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Bronwyn was accused of not buying anything, and we did
not see any pictures of that jewelry, and Bronwyn knew
that she was got red handed. Bronwin was like, Oh,
I wonder why she would say something like that. I
guess I'll have to have a conversation with her. Yeah,
you will, you will, and next time, don't do that.
Don't do that whole thing where you bring four million

(55:29):
dollar necklaces with no intention of buying twenty thousand dollar necklaces.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
Right, go ahead, or if you're going to do it,
do not do it in an arena with Lisa.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
Barley Ruby, who was that girl on Real Housewives of
Beverly Hills. She was just a friend of the show.
She walked to someone's door and had like eighteen thousand
dollars sunglasses on.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
Oh fuck Diana, she's like twenty five thoud.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Okay, would the audience like to know what happened to her?
A year later, she went to jail for being a
con woman.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
Yeah, so keep it classy.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Well, I'm just saying there's I might have put this
out there in one of the early episodes. I don't
think Todd and bron would have money anymore, and this
might be a fake life.

Speaker 5 (56:15):
I don't think they have.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
A lot of money. I mean, they have a lot
of money, but they don't have four million.

Speaker 5 (56:20):
Dollar necklace money. That's fucking crazy.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
So we get to Bronwin, who has been just beat
to shit this season.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
So we see her journey, right.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Bronwin thought that you see her in the beginning of
the season, and she is a flame, right, She's walking
around in the snow in a bar middrift and leather underwear,
and she's getting in people's faces, and she quickly realizes
that the person she thought who could back her up

(56:50):
throughout her whole incendiary arc actually hated her, right, and
she's she's kind of heartbroken by this, and you can
see that she, uh, she was really crestfallen to find
out that she wasn't a friend, she was a social friend.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
Well, so that's right. So Braun says she realized watching
the show back and not actually experiencing it, that Lisa
and her weren't really friends, and Lisa agrees, we are just.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
More I don't know how they framed it, but I
don't know, you.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Just kind of like social friends.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
Yeah, So they didn't tell each other their deepest darkest
secrets before coming onto this show, except the whole adoption thing,
which bron Winn has never shown that picture to anybody
except the only person. You cannot show that picture too

(57:45):
on camera, on camera, So.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
You and and then you're going to come on here
and say that she's it was aculate, immaculate. I loved it.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
Okay, So we get before we get to the thing, the.

Speaker 5 (58:06):
Paternal drama.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
Yeah, yeah, we get Heather being a fatty Oh that's right, right,
wild comment from a fan. Heather's weight loss comes from
her mean girl energy. And that's mean because Heather says,
I was even meaner when I was fat.

Speaker 5 (58:24):
And I don't think that Heather was ever fat.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
She was just not emaciated the way that a lot
of people are on television.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
Right, Well, you know, thank god maryam Cosby was like listen,
when Heather was fat, she was fucking she was depressed,
she was in a dark way. She couldn't far a
way out because she weighed too much. And now that
she's skinny, she's doing great, right.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Right, Yeah, thank god for Mary. Heather is not going
to feel guilty because she took medication that made her
lose weight.

Speaker 5 (58:53):
Leave me love.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
Now we get to Bronwyn, who didn't intend on showing
her daughter's paternal drama on the show, and we this
takes up a lot of time in this reunion because
it's a big deal.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
Right, And I'm going to stand by my initial comments
at the top of the show. The worst thing that
ever happened to Bronwin was Lisa. The worst thing that
ever happened to Gwen was Lisa, Right, Lisa, Well.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
Probably the worst thing that happened to Gwen was uh,
your dad dad?

Speaker 1 (59:24):
Okay. Lisa inserted herself in the dead baby daddy drama
by trying to reconnect them with the grandparents and then
go on another after show and talk smack that maybe
perhaps she'd faked a miscarriage.

Speaker 5 (59:38):
What is this?

Speaker 2 (59:39):
Because I didn't think of what Lisa said on the
after show was that bad.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
It was not. And I would like to mention this again.
Bronwyn filmed a segment with Lisa in the footspot thing
when she showed her the photo of this man that
she's never shown anybody in her life, and she chose
to show Lisa Barlow that she discussed and then in
that moment that was filmed on camera, with Bronwyn. Lisa said,

(01:00:03):
that's so fucked up and horrible because they were told
I heard that you had a miscarriage, and then Bronwin says,
absolutely not. My father called them that night and left
a voicemail and said that I had given birth to
Gwen and I am still waiting for a callback. And
Lisa was very Kyle Richards with dury p K when
I've never seen that behavior before. Definitely took the side

(01:00:25):
of the family. Shouldn't have done that, et cetera, et cetera.
Bronwyn then went to production and said, please don't aoda,
I don't want to outdal and then Lisa went on
the after show, which they filmed before the show is
out on episodes, and discussed what they had discussed on camera.
And then Bronwyn and her husband came to this reunion

(01:00:47):
and said that it was reprehensible for her to bring
it up and all of this shit and it's just not.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
It.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
Really, if you wanted this to be kept out of
the ether, stay the fuck off the show, or don't
bring it up to Lisa Barlow. You should have known better.
I do not have sympathy for her. Kids should be
off limits.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
Well, listen, two things happened here. One, Bronwin showed this
picture to Lisa because she felt Lisa slipping away, and
it was a very emotionally immature thing to try to
claw her back with this big thing right. Two, Lisa
is very clearly taking the side of a group of

(01:01:28):
people who are disgusting monsters. Okay, how small the world.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
I know, Utah and Salt Lake is small, but well.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
There are eleven people and tacobo workers. I understand that
taco bell sounds fantastic right now, doesn't it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
But Gwen's paternal grandparents don't live in Salt Lake. They
live on the East Coast, do they not?

Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
Oh, I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
I thought that was part of it. Yeah, I don't
think they live in town.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
I don't trust your fish brain right now? Okay, okay,
all right. She refuses to apologize for any of it.
She doesn't necessarily have anything to apologize for. But even
if she did, have some siding with people who are
not helping Bronwin is the thing that she should be

(01:02:16):
apologizing for, but she's not going to do that, So
she instead says I'm sorry, I fuck up on the
daily and hurt people, which is not an apology. It
is a act of victimization.

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
And I would like to say and point out how
unbelievably unacceptable and horrifically disgusting that it apologize for any
part of it. She's a demon monster. Keep her on
my screen for as long as you can.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
Right now, we break for lunch, and Wetney asks, at
some point, don't you have to quote Taylor Swift and say, hey.

Speaker 5 (01:02:46):
It's me, I'm the problem.

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
It's me, right, careful, Lisa will not be coming to
Bronwyn and Todd's jazz sweep again. So that's fucking over.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Okay, Yeah, yeah, I think that's over too. Now we
bring the husbands out, and I gotta say, such an
amazing line from Andy, what do you say, Hey, Justin,
did you restart your Vita Tequila yet?

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
The Andy? These men in ways that it feels like
they just got they like a popper or something there.
All of them look like they have a gun to
their back and they're all like, oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
I wonder if it's you don't get paid out on
your full contract or your wife doesn't unless you show
up here.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
No, I don't think no, that's I wouldn't sign that deal.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
I wouldn't either. Robert Senior apparently didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
Well, Robert Senior didn't. Andy says, where's Robert Senior? And
Mary Cosby's like, what do you mean?

Speaker 5 (01:03:59):
He wants nothing to do with this show?

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
Okay, I don't see where we go. Look, I like
her not as much as a lot of other people.
I don't see her coming back.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
Of course she'll be back. She needs the money, and
she's absolutely hilarious. Now we roll back the tape on
floppy Tits and how weird he has been to Braun
when they call it blunt, Yeah, they call it blunt,
and Braun when apologizes.

Speaker 5 (01:04:26):
For the way she spoke about.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
Todd, and Todd is just floppy titted about his weird,
weird behavior towards his wife. She has no remorse for
it at all. He thinks it's fine and he will
probably double down on it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
I think he's going to. She does say they're in
a better place now and explains way that whole thing
about saying how their marriage is terrible because we just
don't understand her sense of humor.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And this really ramps up, because you know,
Todd begins speaking pretty litigiously about Lisa and says that
what Lisa said was borderline libelous. And that's when John says,

(01:05:18):
watch your tone, and Todd says, you watch your tone. Okay, ridiculous,
And next week Sean will say about the circle jerk rumors.

Speaker 5 (01:05:30):
I'll never get away from this.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
And we'll be here for all of it. Join us
next week, get in the comments, let us know what
you thought about Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Real Housewives
of Saltlake City.

Speaker 5 (01:05:40):
We love you guys very much. Happy day.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
I'm Dylan saying goodbye Pat, and say goodbye by.

Speaker 7 (01:05:49):
A city called Soliday. It's got the groomiest kids. That's
why we never get tired of solid.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
As the way the cat started off. Plish and ess
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