January 7, 2025 • 38 mins
WE ARE BACK! Pat and Dylan break down sacred geometry, SNL, passion, friction, cheeseballs and more from Bravo's Below
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We once again have a love triangle. Sure or uh god,
there's well of count Gary. I guess there's three guys
pursuing her. What is that? That's a square?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah, it's more like as you know, when you see
dog shit smeared on the sidewalk. There's really no geometry
to it. But if you really, if you are forced to,
you can pick out points to draw on.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yeah, yeah, Hi, Hello, and welcome to another year of
(00:43):
another let me let me I'm a little rusty.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah, we've had a couple of weeks off.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Welcome aboard another brand spanking new episode of another Below
Deck podcast. Okay, I'm Dylan.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
That's pat Hey, how are you.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
It's twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
New studio, New studio.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Go to the YouTube's go to the Patreon. It's all happening. Okay,
Ruby is back on the Eastern Seaboard, but she's gonna
be I gotta clear it.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
You got clear your throat. Let me pick up this,
let me pick it up here. But Ruby will still
be recapping Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Real Housewives
of Salt Lake City. And is she joining us for
do you want to make that announcement?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yeah, we're gonna be doing Traders exclusively at Patreon dot com.
Slash another podcast network. I cannot wait. Did you watch
any season two?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I didn't. I'm going to do something you don't need
to I don't now.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I just think it's a joyous experience.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
My understanding of the show is you do need to
have a certain level of intelligence and be cunning. And
thus I'm asking myself, how the hell is Tom Sandoval
on this show? His head is filled with rocks.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Tom Sandaval is he is the what do you call?
It's the front line. It's kind of like cat but
he's infantry. You just you go in there.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Oh, they're the first line. They get mowed down by
the machine gun. Yes, and then the good people come
up next.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, like the people at D Day that they told
you you're brave, and they were brave, but they were
sent to die. So that's what Tom Sandoval is there for. No,
it takes a tremendous amount of cunning. It takes a
tremendous amount of strategy, gamesmanship, Robert Green like thinking. And
it's just a marvelous show. We're going to be covering
(02:28):
it at Patreon dot com. Slash another podcast network. Wild
thing happened?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah, not our fault though.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Oh and really quickly, we have so much holiday stuff
to get into.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Okay, if ever, you've held off on signing up at
the five dollars tier for Patreon dot com slash another
podcast network.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
And we're sorry we're hawking the Patreon so much. It's
just we're really excited. Well, honestly, can I say this
really quickly? I don't care if you go or not.
I'm just excited about traders and aps me too.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
That being said, I could fill three three separate shows
of another podcast show with what I just experienced over
Christmas break. It was the worst Christmas break I ever had.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
It.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
It's not anything resembling a vacation. My kids had three
and a half weeks off from school. I don't even
know how that's legal, and I still had to pay
for the month. My mother in law on Christmas Day
had a stroke in our living room. Nine one ones
called I have nine wonderful us. She is still with us.
It just everything was crazy. We did a trip to
(03:31):
what was.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
That little uh Leani one way?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
What do you mean, Leanie Leanie?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Let you know the stroke Leani Leanie I'm not.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Sure if I'm picking up with your throwing down, you know, I.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Mean, your hands can your strokes can be Really.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
She's okay, Okay, she's okay. She slept over that night.
We had to make sure she was okay. She refused
to go to the hospital, although I was begging her
to anyway, I got to make a room for she
slept on the couch. Worst three weeks of my life
and I can't even remember the last time I had
three weeks consecutively in a row that were the worst
(04:06):
weeks of my life. I hated all of it and
I'm gonna bitch about it on another podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah, obviously me too. Just the worst Christmas ever. No,
it was lovely, lots of lots of movies. We watched
so many movies. I'm gonna have to do one word
reviews for everything. But yeah, La always turns into a
cesspool of scumbag behavior. This city just melts down over
the holidays. So we're gonna break all of it down
(04:31):
on aps.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Oh deill, maybe one other piece of business you might
want to announce, just for the people that just know
us from below deck. You're gonna be a dad.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Oh yeah, yep, yep. So let's get into it. We
U were we took a couple of weeks off.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Well it's a holiday.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah, it's a holiday, and I'm going to get into
this on aps.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Bravo doesn't see it that way.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
These people that need to work over the holidays. It's
like if you okay, if you're doing something important and
you're compensated for it by all means. But these grinders,
you know, I mean, it's just you know, I can
(05:21):
imagine the people over at Bravo pr These people are
running around with like chickens with their heads cut off.
When are we going to drop these episodes? Let me
answer that question. No one gives a shit, so just
take some time off.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I want to get their ratings. Because what Dylan's referring
to is that Bravo decided the day before New Year's
Eve to drop an episode of Below Deck, which I'm
confident no one watched, because no one in our Facebook
group and there are thousands, right even talked about.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
It, right right. No people were spending time with their family,
they were watching home alone. Maybe they were watching Troy,
I'm not sure. Maybe they were, you know, playing croquet.
I'm not sure, but no one was watching Below Deck,
including us. So we missed an episode wherein there was
a feud between interior and the guests, and we want
(06:14):
to apologize for that. Maybe, well, I don't know. Maybe
are we gonna watch it? Well?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Look, I find it. It's tough for me because you know,
I'm a workaholic and I take a lot of pride
in my recapping shows. In our canon of our recapping,
it would be odd to have one missing episode. Perhaps
we don't recap it and it becomes part of our Lord.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I love that. I love lore. All right, let's get
into the episode. Dude, I got a fly to Las
Vegas today and I'm not looking forward to it. You
and I hate Las Vegas.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I hate it with the passion of seven sons. It
is disgusting. It's disgusting, and it's expensive.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
It's so expensive. It's so disgusting, and anna winds are
very very serious, and I got to probably get on
a Boeing plane. You know those things are held together
by rubber bands. I mean, everybody pray for me. Okay,
So what did you think of this episode? We return
to Below Deck Sailing Yacht in a New Year.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Thoughts of dots. Yes, yes, yes, yes yes. I like
the episode, especially the beginning of the episode where the
Primaries give Glen a real time YELP review. We'll get
into that when I recap. Sure the funny part about
this and Daisy, block your ears if you're listening, because
I do like you as a person, and if you ever,
you know, come to town, I'll definitely go out and
(07:36):
have a margarita with you.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah, that being said, maybe even a paloma.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
The Once again, we are diving into Daisy's love life
quite a bit. I was over it last season. We
once again have a love triangle. Sure or god, there's
well of count Gary. I guess there's three guys pursuing her.
What is that? That's a square?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yeah, it's more like a you know when you see
dog shit smeared on the sidewalk. There's really no geometry
to it. But if you really, if you are forced to,
you can pick out points to draw lines.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what. Well, I'm over watching her
love life. She's brought some enjoyment, entertainment, pleasure to this season,
but I think it's time to move on with her.
I'm sorry, Daisy.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Well, I mean and Listen, we'll get into it, but
the love between Priest and Daisy is just one of
the most fucking vanilla way for tepid boring things.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I mean, who, boy, who holds hands like that? Before
you even bang? Just dorks?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Tell me about it, I'll tell you about it. That
being said, I missed watching this show, yeah, and I
love recapping it, so I'm going to give it.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Fifty knots Okay. I love watching the show and I
love recapping it, and that's why I'm gonna give it
four pots. I thought it was a good episode, but
you know, listen, who really knows what happened? You know
what I mean? Sorry, I'm pulling out my notes and
trying to give my thoughts on the show. Danny continues
(09:11):
to be Danny is not a girl's girl.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Right, She's the opposite of that.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
She's a Macavelian dick Hount, which there's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
She's an MCB. What is that massive coucie block.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
That's right, that's right. Sorry, I do need to shake
the rust off a little bit because I should have
known what MCB was obviously. You know MCB, and you
can lead a horse to water or essentially the same.
I mean it should have you know, yeah, so yeah,
I mean these these are the kind of idioms and
(09:53):
phrases that propel us forward in culture through the ages. Okay,
so Danny is not only an MCB, she is gen Z.
And the thing that you're so frustrating about gen Z.
If you've ever if you've ever had to manage this
generation of people, and I know I sound like Clintie's
(10:15):
Wood pointing guns at mine.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Well, you're part of the old old person club.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I'm thirty four years old now, so I'm old and
disgusting and geriatric.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Here's what it means, congratulations. When you're part of the
old person club. You think the younger generation is lazy. Yeah,
Saturday Night Live isn't funny.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
An Saturday Night Live is. It's this weird thing where
and we're going to get into blowdeck. But there's this
weird thing where boomers are starting to like SNL again,
that's how unfunny SNL is.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Hold on, it's the fiftieth They barely are showcasing all
the young people. This every episode is some luminary fright
right the past.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I'll take Marty Short, Just give me nine Marty shorts this.
So all the boomers over the holidays, where like the
Christmas episode, you gotta watch the Christmas episode. It's so
funny watching the Christmas episode and they're doing this thing
where they're cutting to Scarlett Johansson backstage where while Collin
Jost is telling these I'm like, you have got to
(11:14):
be fucking kidding me. And that guy that does all
the yello, that guy. So anyways, I'm older.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Yeah, that's welcome, gen Z.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Seeing someone tell their boss she gives her boss a
performance for me?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
She did.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
She says, you are failing to inspire my work. Okay,
the we have failed this generation of youngsters because there
is no way in hell you should ever even conceive
of having that conversation with your boss. Four pots. Phenomenal episode.
(11:56):
Let's get into it. Yeah, so we're back on this
shoe box. It's filled with sea rats and.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
The guests.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
These women seem to have had a fine time, but
they hated the white bitches on this show.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Well, they were mouthing off.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
They were mouthing off, and you know, it does not
surprise me that Danny and Deanna were not good to
these people. Because Danny and Deanna hate working. They despise it.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Look in service, it's understood that you're part of the
job is to take a certain level or amount of crow.
You have to eat it and enjoy it and put
a smile on your face.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
That's why you get paid the big bucks.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
That's why you get paid the big bucks. Now that
being said, people can cross the line and be extremely rude. Ye,
Unfortunately I had to watch the episode, so.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
But yeah, we were too busy spending time with our family.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
That's right. Yeah, But the primary I believe her name
is Sherry. She reads Glenn the Riot Act.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
She does read Glenn the Riot Act, and then when
they're getting off the boat, they read the interior of
the Riot Act and Daisy says that seemed very directed. Well, yeah, yeah, no,
it didn't seem very direct.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Master of the obvious. Yeah, now I want to say this, Dylan. Also,
one other gripe they had is they felt that the
interiors smiled to their face, but when they were in
the back rooms they were talking behind their backs.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
They can't control that.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Well, I was going to say, have you seen the
show below d act?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Yeah? Yeah, And also that's what they do. Have you
gone to a diner and asked for new silverware because
you're going to get Nora virus. Forget gossip, You're going
to get sick. So anyways, Danny and Daisy, the guest
depart and Danny and Daisy have a chat. This is
the gen Z conversation I was referring to. Daisy is
(13:49):
pulling a Captain Lee. I guess she's not doing anything.
She's scrolling on her phone and then she's coming up
from darkness just screaming at people.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
That's right, Yeah, gotta plight teckers. Now, this is the
conversation where Danny tells her that she's as a result
of Daisy dot caring, she in fact has lost her
passion as a sea rat, which is cleaning toilets and
making cocktails that taste like cough syrup. And I was thinking,
is there a lower rung of an occupation where you
have still had passion for it?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Working at an X rated movie theater as the clean
up guy for the floor.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Okay, so I have passion for There's a place on
Santa Monica Boulevard that I drive past very often in
East Hollywood, which is one of the most disgusting places
on Earth.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
He's not exactly.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
It's really discussing people are the global travelers. They're like,
have you been to I don't know, let's offend some
people the congo or I don't know. Like places in
Europe are disgusting too, okay, And there are disgusting places
(14:53):
all over the world. Oh, they're all over the world.
I mean, look at the United States, Ellis Island, a
beacon of hope and prosperity. Here in Los Angeles, Tinseltown,
it's one of the most disgusting places on planet.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
You should even call it Tinseltown anymore. And you were
going to say that there's an X.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Rated theater, there's an X rayed theater. It's a little
shoe box. It's xxx tiki theater.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Okay, fy do you mention that? Okay? Because some guy
in the nineties worked there and he had a passion, right,
and his job was cleaning stuff up off the floor, right.
If you ask him, he'd probably say, you know, whenever
pee Wee Herman would come through town, you know, those
were the salad days. Yeah, yeah, yeah, No one dropped
a load on the floor like peewee, And I had
a passion for cleaning it up right, But now I've
(15:34):
lost that shit. I'm just like Danny and even weirder.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
There was a guy that was like, I want a
safe space for people to come and fucking stroke themselves
off in public. I mean, it's like, why are we
setting up cathedrals for that kind of deviancy? It's disgusting.
I was thinking about sitting in those chairs. I mean,
who would sit down? I don't care if you're wearing
ski pants. Who would sit on those chairs?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
They have seats for reason.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
It's crazy to me, But yeah, you Danny, getting back
to the show, passion is a word that should come
five million nautical miles from this conversation. You are cleaning
up puke and making Margarita's in the wrong glasses. Okay,
so there's no you're not a novelist, okay, But yeah,
(16:26):
she kind of dominates Daisy in this conversation, and I
think Daisy's really caught off guard.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
She's blindsided by it. I think this is where you
break down the fourth wall. Daisy is not accustom to
this type of critique. This is her fourth go I
believe on this show she's a television stock, right, How
dare you talk to me? Like that see Rata better
than you.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Yeah. So Glenn and Daisy have a chat and this
is kind of you know, this is the fifteenth plate
at the buffet for Danny or for Daisy. She's it's
it's too much and she has to go to the bathroom.
She is very emotional at Glenn telling her that she's
(17:04):
failing and she has to go outside, take a beat,
and then come back in. Now again, we didn't really
see what happened last episode, but she's.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Like, the guests were tough.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
I feel like Daisy is tougher than this.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Right, Dylan. Again, I hate to break down the fourth wall,
but I think at some point she's like, why am
I putting up with this shit?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Right?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
I'm a pretend see rat right?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Yeah? And you know what, I think?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
This is what happened to Kate the Queen of the
Sea Chesting eventually on her eighth season, she was like,
I'm getting talked down to it. It's what I'm hanging
out with fucking John Legend next week. Why am I
on this boat getting yelled at?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Back? Dude? It's what happened to uh TB twelve.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
You know who's TB twelve?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Tom Brady.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Bill Belichick's like, you're five minutes late to the met He's.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Like, what the fuck are you talking? Jesuits? Christ By
the way, here's a crystal ball. This is what the
future looks like without me.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Yeah, congrats on that last win. That was great for
the Pats, I mean sports corner, I mean just nuts. Anyways,
sorry to all the New England Patriot fans out there.
That was crazy, all right. Danny tells Deanna that she
told their boss that she thinks that she is a
(18:21):
lazy bitch, and Deanna does not co sign that Danny's
going rogue and Danny is the star of her own show.
Well well, and for good reason. She'll be back next season.
She's great TV.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Deanna makes a good point here, it's way better to
have a checked out chief still, yeah, right, you want
someone walking by a railing and putting their finger on it,
see if there's dust?
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Fuck no, right, right, because standards of excellence have no
part to play in this absolutely, I mean, come on,
we're not at the fucking four seasons. We're in a
shoe box in the middle of the ocean. Who was
the Chiefs doing the first season?
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Adrian?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Adrian right, would you rather have Adrian? You rather have Daisy?
So the tip?
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Oh yeah, fifteen k Again.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
We're flying blind. I don't know if it was one day,
two days, three days, no doubt. So we're getting ready
for a big night. Okay, Chase is shaving his nuts.
That is, when a man shaves his scrotum, that is
a big deal.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Okay, have to be very careful.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
You have to be extremely careful. And if you're going
to navigate the dunes of your scrotle sack with a blade,
you are pretty much there's a good bet that something
is going to happen down there because it's too perilous
an activity to do it on a regular basis.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
I'm going to make a prediction for twenty twenty five.
I think the pubes are coming back.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
You think, I think so.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Wow, they've been gone for twenty five years.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. Do you miss them?
Speaker 1 (19:54):
I think so?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Yeah. Are you a regular shaver?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Yeah yeah, yeah, you know, little self deprecation area, I'm irish.
God punished me down in the downstairs department. Yeah, you
shave off that puba care, you earn yourself an extra
two inches?
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Yeah, and it looks like two inches it's not. It's
still tiny and I'm there with you. I'm half Irish,
so just pathetic dicks.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
On us big time. That's why I podcast.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
You know, you can overcome anything with humor. But it's
a marvel that we got it over the line, because
you could be funny and then you have to get
into the bad and then we're both so bad at sex.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
That's right, We're so lucky, big time.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Big time, all right. So Daisy wants to reprimand Danny,
but she's says she's going to handle it when she's drunk,
which she doesn't do. But she's done that before and
it's always a bad move. So they hop in the
vans and Kloyse tells us his was Missus Robinson, the
one in the graduate.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Yeah, and Bancroft. I believe she was married to uh,
who's the guy who wrote Blazing.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Saddles mmmm el Brooks.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Yeah that's right. Yeah, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
We got to talk about the Golden Globes at APS two.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Oh man, we got like eight shows we can do.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
I know, dude, Holy cow.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
I quite enjoyed the Golden Globes, I will say, unlike
the Oscars, though we could use break up the awards
with a little music performances.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Yeah, I love that. I love that. Yeah, there's so
many awards though, because it's all it's everything, it's all
the you know, the what's that show about? Or what's
that movie about the deformed people in the desert?
Speaker 1 (21:41):
A movie about deformed people in the desert.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Yeah, and they is it new? No, it's from like
the two thousands.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Is it a horror movie?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Oh they made a couple of those.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Yeah, they made a Hills have Eyes. The Hills have eyes,
So those are the TV people, and they have to
give those awards to the TV people right now. The
Hills have eyes and they're all looking at the stage
waiting and drooling for their time. So you can't really
do too many musical performances, that's right, Otherwise it would
just be a five hour show. Yeah, and it already
is a five hour show, especially when Zoe Saldana's getting
(22:11):
up there, just blowing the light, crying and speaking in
Latin accents and then going off and we'll talk about
the globes later. Okay, he's infuriating, all right, So.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Let's get to some I'm not even gonna call it
dignify this with calling it c rat history. But Kloise
tells us he met a girl when he was seventeen. Yeah,
at a swingers club.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
He met a woman.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Oh that's right, and after they had sex with eighteen
random people, she wanted to get married. He learned she
was twenty three, and then he dumped her ass. Now
I'm going to give this a one for creativity and
a zero on the truthfulness scale. He completely made this
up close. You're a liar.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yeah, hey, Chlois, you're a liar.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Yeah, I bet you had a threesome with two girls
from Canada to two ones that we can't find.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Okay, Yeah, closure a liar. Okay. Danny says that she
hates fighting, and then well, they sit down to dinner
and Danny says that she hates fighting and then proceeds
to deliver this. She has so many much fucking bald
meat and gravy in her mouth that it was tough
to make out what she was saying. But she said
(23:20):
that if she's hurt, she's gonna let you know that
she's hurt by what you said. Oh wow, swallow you fit.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Then anything left at dinner because they happen to that
nightclub Dunes and if you noticed, Gary Gary sobriety lasted
about as much time as the batteries of my grandmother's vibranting.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yeah, he's back on the sauce.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Wait, sorry, very confusing analogy. Are you saying that she's
using it so much that they're.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Wearing Yeah, that's right. My grandpa al he went a
sexual last thirty years of their life, and she hated
his guns.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Really yes, And she just buzzed down there, you.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Know, she told us that, well, he had said I
want to die at home. She didn't let them die
at Hope. She kept him to that hospital because she
really hated them.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Really wow. Yeah, that is a vengeful bit right there.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Yes, took it to the grave ninety five years old.
Her sister's still alive. I just found out one hundred
and five years old. Really, yep?
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Do you have any contact? No?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
My mom does though, because that's her aunt.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
I mean, what are you really going to get from
one hundred lois?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Drink this from a straw?
Speaker 2 (24:30):
You know. They say that they're wise, but you can't
pull the wisdom out of them. They've lost the ability
to think and speak.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
I want to be dead before that.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Yeah me too.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Yeah, pretty sure I will be.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, how's the macha delicious?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
I am feeling it coursing through my veins.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
You know, these winds are pretty serious.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Huh Yeah. I broke down my fence behind the studio,
so I got to fucking fix that this weekend. And
then producer Kaitlin left the goddamn peter On in the
stud deal for the last twenty four hours, which I
think I should charge him for that.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Seventeen seventy seven.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
I was gonna do seventy five dollars.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Oh wow, that's very cool.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Yeah, because you know this is expensive.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yeah, so I'm good with seventy five.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Yeah. So the priest asks Gary if he and Daisy
can hook up, and the Priest and Daisy actually work
out quite well. I feel bad for Klois. He's a liar, right,
but I love I kind of love Kloys and I'm
sorry he lost his milf uh and Daisy. But we
head home and we get to the boat. I am
(25:35):
so confused as to why Chase is banging away at
Rugrat when Dean is there. It just it breaks my heart.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Well, such a sweetheart, Dylan, you know, this as a man.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Sometimes it's the uh as our old radio personality that
you and I used to listen to. Tom Legs used
to say, easy access. Yeah, yes, so Danny has made
in it almost impossible to refuse.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Yeah, I'm still disappointed in Chase. M just makes me
sad because Danny's she's rugund, She's just yea awful. All right.
Gary is a little bit pissed about Keith, and Gary
(26:24):
is pissed about Keith because Gary has an issue with control.
I don't think Gary has any interest in Daisy now.
I think he just doesn't like the places that he's
marked being pissed on.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Yeah, you know, he's not getting the attention he likes
attention on himself.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
All right, let's get to the next morning. There's tension
between Daisy and.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Danny.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Yeah, my notes corrected to sligh, which is pretty wild.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Well, Gary suggests, because you know their roommates, that Daisy, Uh,
Daisy work it out with her. Yeah, she doesn't want
to do that.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
Well.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Gary is like a human chastity belt for Daisy and
priests though, Like he's waking up in the morning and
he's just just scheming as to how he can emotionally
manipulate this situation and dry it up. He is also
an MCB, big time MCB. All right, let's get to it.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
It's the preference sheep mating.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
I love this one.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
We're doing drag baby. Yes, we're going to have an
intergalactic themed dinner and we're going to have sexual harassment
up and down the boat for the next three days.
Anything else on the preference sheet?
Speaker 1 (27:43):
I think that's it. Did it mention that they plan
on referring to a sexual act in a vulgar manner
every four and a half second?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Well, and it's there's so, there's, there's drag queens, and
then there's the real creep I think is a porn director. Yeah,
the the you know these people, these porn directors, they're
never not creepy people.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
If I'm a farmer or we're a group of farmers
that book this, every reference we make while we're on
the chart charter does not need to be in reference
to fertilizer or are those new carrots right right? I
don't know why this particular vertical of an occupation has
to constantly refer to itself.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
It's a sketch comedy routine like always finding a way
to loop back to wait yeah, yeah, I mean at
one point, Glenn is unfurling the the sale and he
says there's a lot of friction, and one of the
women moans friction of the sale, got you know what
(28:47):
are we doing?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
They're putting it on.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
All right, so you do you booze. Daisy and Danny
have a conversation and I am on my feet clapping
for Daisy right now. Anyone who has had to and
his youngsters knows that this is very, very difficult. And
Daisy gets her to apologize in a Jedi mind trick
kind of way.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Well Jedi mind trick or just a reminder of hey,
I'm letting you bang it out in those guest cabins.
Do you want that privilege? I need apology?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
And that's a good point. That's a good point, but
it doesn't really take right. Danny in the moment is like, whoa,
I got a little beat up on there and I
lost she lost the high ground an again, but kutcha
talking head, and Danny says, without any any irony, Daisy
(29:38):
is threatened by me, all right now.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Meanwhile, Keith does a little IMDb search on that director's
work he does, Yes, quite a scope of work. We
have shaving Ryan's privates, uh butts up, Doc, Jurassic Pork,
sleeping booty, and thanks for making my makeup elt.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Yeah. We also have sweet meat urine, goodwill humping. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you know, I fok a hont ass. I missed the
days of clever porn titles because now it's just like
hot milk gets asshole destroyed, you know.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
And it's like, yeah, there's an art to name it.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Can we like add some kind of romanticism to the titling.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
When I snuck in my mom's closet when she was
away at work and saw that VH tapev VHS tape
up on the shelf that said on Golden Blonde, I
was enamored by the title, right yeah. If I had
just seen uh pork, my face until my eyes pop
out of my head. Yeah, I don't think if I
would have been as interesting.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Right right, right, Like sad bitch gets spit on and
covered in more spit and it's like, what was the
title of it, on Golden Blonde?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Yeah? Yeah, that a reference to a very good film
in the eighties.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
That is that is that fills me and that's just
me with a sense of mirage, a sense of adventure,
a sense of intrigue and curiosity. Freaking you know, teater
gets split in half by two students, is.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Like, and we're pourting out how disgusting it is.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
It fills me with none of that. Do I click
on it? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Yeah, I'm a guy after all.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Yeah. No, I was thinking really hot guys who are
very famous. You know, these stories of Wilt Chamberlain having
sex with ten thousand women and stuff like that. They
treat women the way that we treat masturbation. It's just
kind of like a load management thing, you know what
I mean. It's a very it's it's sad. Yeah, it's sad.
(31:50):
Sex should be only for procreation.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Okay, Ben Shapiro.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
I the guests arrived super quick. Start to the Andy
Dick treatment of the crew. How can we convince Glenn
to let you out with us? And one of them
says anal, Ladies, can we just chill a little bit?
We've mentioned it. We've been in puritanical enough this episode,
(32:22):
I think. Okay, so.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
We did you catch one of the guests walking out
of the bathroom and says I'm done being a pill bitch. No, yeah,
that was a subtle little catch.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Well I can't tell you how many times I've said that.
And let me say this. We say the same thing
for like the drunk hags that come aboard this vessel
and the bloated Floridian yacht trash guys who look like
hot dogs. Oh, we spread it around constantly hitting on
the girls. It's just gross. So obviously with drag queens
(32:55):
coming on, we're going to have a underbell bizarre story
with daffodil of course, right, Okay, so daffodil and this
is just I guess a daffodil moment. He participated in
a drag show and one he thinks ice cream. Okay,
(33:21):
this is like, this is a man in a moisture
wicking parsifle polo who has done literally everything. I mean,
he's not even a human being. He's like, he's this
orb of hedonistic exploration. You know, he shot heroin his toes.
(33:44):
I think not because he couldn't find a track, but
just because he's a free spirit.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Could he's a free spirit?
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Anyways, they sail. It was kind of boring. Things go
flying anything on that.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
No, let's move on fresh fruit is, sir, and it
tastes like onion. And this is where garlic, yeah, garlic,
but it was it was actually a red onion that
had been on the microplastic cutting board that Chlois had
not washed.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
I had no idea that it could transfer that.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Oh god, yeah wow. Yeah, Well you don't really cook.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
No, I don't, but I don't know. We use knives
in the house, and I haven't seen flavors pass on
the I like make waffles and stuff at kids in
the morning, and I've never heard Ali complain. Why does
this taste like ham?
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Do you pick out of the holiday? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
I gain ten pounds, did you really?
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Oh, I'm so happy for you.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Yeah, I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna start losing the weight now.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Yeah sucks, Yeah, it sucks. I am so proud of
the way that these queens handled this, because if you
were brought up fresh fruit and it tastes like onion,
that is so fucking not okay. And they were just like,
(34:59):
you know what, we're paying a lot for this vacation.
We're standing up for ourselves. You need to fix this
situation immediately, because dragon fruit shouldn't taste I'm not We've
been lude enough this episode. I think, okay, shouldn't taste
like on you. I mean, what is the impulse there
to bring up some crazy gross thing? You know what
(35:20):
I mean? Come on, dyl Chase and Danny are kissing wounds.
Don't like that. That is gross. Chloy's is struggling quite
a bit of Dinner at ten o'clock for those who
are in Drag Race, which is an amazing show, very
talented people. Can you let me know, let us know.
Is Dto's a good drag name? Some of these drag
(35:42):
names are amazing.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Detox I don't like it easy to remember. I'll tell
you that.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Yeah, I guess. So dinner is served. Cheese croquettes are
kick things off. Lola was not thrilled, and Lola is
the primary The rest of the table is floored by
them because they looked to have a beautiful, delicate, substantive
crust with an aoli drizzled on top of them in
(36:08):
a come like manner. So that should that should have
been a plus. But Lolo was not impressed with the
fact that it was just cheese.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
The cheese stick on ball.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Form now brulaid goat cheese salad is up next, and
the guests like it, but make fun of Klois being young.
Now we're I forgot what what this guy said, but
he said something about they were just mocking kloys so much.
(36:39):
I was just like, you get, let's move on, Sure,
let's move on. Just kind of annoying, just annoying.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Now to be judged on the food that he's presenting.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Yeah, sure, Now the go cheese salad goes off with that, hitch.
The cheese balls are great, there is a lot of cheese.
But up next we have some smoked meat that we're
going to serve and it has been Vegas theatrics by
the way, Yeah, I hate this. Yeah. Yeah, it's been
nine minutes between the salad and the steak. Now, if
(37:18):
you were in a pie eating competition, that's something you
could be a little pissed off about that because they're
eating into your record, Right, you finished the pie. If
you're just at a dinner, nine minutes is nothing. Just
hang out and enjoy the meal, conversations.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Glass of wine.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
That's right, but they are. It does get a little
bit longer. The smoke is not working, and we'll find
out what happens next episode. When Gary goes out with
the crew and comes back and I don't know, maybe
there's more blood everywhere. We're not sure, but we'll be
back next week. Join us at patreon dot com. Slash
another podcast network. Getting the reviews. Oh, we'll read reviews
next week because a lot came in and oh, yeah,
(38:00):
they're sweet. They're not ones.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
They're not.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
They're not they did did not ones. We'll get back
to the reviews next week. We love you very much.
I'm telling say goodbye, pat Say goodbye later.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Dudes,
We once again have a love triangle. Sure or uh god,
there's well of count Gary. I guess there's three guys
pursuing her. What is that? That's a square?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah, it's more like as you know, when you see
dog shit smeared on the sidewalk. There's really no geometry
to it. But if you really, if you are forced to,
you can pick out points to draw on.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yeah, yeah, Hi, Hello, and welcome to another year of
(00:43):
another let me let me I'm a little rusty.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah, we've had a couple of weeks off.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Welcome aboard another brand spanking new episode of another Below
Deck podcast. Okay, I'm Dylan.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
That's pat Hey, how are you.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
It's twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
New studio, New studio.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Go to the YouTube's go to the Patreon. It's all happening. Okay,
Ruby is back on the Eastern Seaboard, but she's gonna
be I gotta clear it.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
You got clear your throat. Let me pick up this,
let me pick it up here. But Ruby will still
be recapping Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Real Housewives
of Salt Lake City. And is she joining us for
do you want to make that announcement?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yeah, we're gonna be doing Traders exclusively at Patreon dot com.
Slash another podcast network. I cannot wait. Did you watch
any season two?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I didn't. I'm going to do something you don't need
to I don't now.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I just think it's a joyous experience.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
My understanding of the show is you do need to
have a certain level of intelligence and be cunning. And
thus I'm asking myself, how the hell is Tom Sandoval
on this show? His head is filled with rocks.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Tom Sandaval is he is the what do you call?
It's the front line. It's kind of like cat but
he's infantry. You just you go in there.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Oh, they're the first line. They get mowed down by
the machine gun. Yes, and then the good people come
up next.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, like the people at D Day that they told
you you're brave, and they were brave, but they were
sent to die. So that's what Tom Sandoval is there for. No,
it takes a tremendous amount of cunning. It takes a
tremendous amount of strategy, gamesmanship, Robert Green like thinking. And
it's just a marvelous show. We're going to be covering
(02:28):
it at Patreon dot com. Slash another podcast network. Wild
thing happened?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah, not our fault though.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Oh and really quickly, we have so much holiday stuff
to get into.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Okay, if ever, you've held off on signing up at
the five dollars tier for Patreon dot com slash another
podcast network.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
And we're sorry we're hawking the Patreon so much. It's
just we're really excited. Well, honestly, can I say this
really quickly? I don't care if you go or not.
I'm just excited about traders and aps me too.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
That being said, I could fill three three separate shows
of another podcast show with what I just experienced over
Christmas break. It was the worst Christmas break I ever had.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
It.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
It's not anything resembling a vacation. My kids had three
and a half weeks off from school. I don't even
know how that's legal, and I still had to pay
for the month. My mother in law on Christmas Day
had a stroke in our living room. Nine one ones
called I have nine wonderful us. She is still with us.
It just everything was crazy. We did a trip to
(03:31):
what was.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
That little uh Leani one way?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
What do you mean, Leanie Leanie?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Let you know the stroke Leani Leanie I'm not.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Sure if I'm picking up with your throwing down, you know, I.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Mean, your hands can your strokes can be Really.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
She's okay, Okay, she's okay. She slept over that night.
We had to make sure she was okay. She refused
to go to the hospital, although I was begging her
to anyway, I got to make a room for she
slept on the couch. Worst three weeks of my life
and I can't even remember the last time I had
three weeks consecutively in a row that were the worst
(04:06):
weeks of my life. I hated all of it and
I'm gonna bitch about it on another podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah, obviously me too. Just the worst Christmas ever. No,
it was lovely, lots of lots of movies. We watched
so many movies. I'm gonna have to do one word
reviews for everything. But yeah, La always turns into a
cesspool of scumbag behavior. This city just melts down over
the holidays. So we're gonna break all of it down
(04:31):
on aps.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Oh deill, maybe one other piece of business you might
want to announce, just for the people that just know
us from below deck. You're gonna be a dad.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Oh yeah, yep, yep. So let's get into it. We
U were we took a couple of weeks off.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Well it's a holiday.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah, it's a holiday, and I'm going to get into
this on aps.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Bravo doesn't see it that way.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
These people that need to work over the holidays. It's
like if you okay, if you're doing something important and
you're compensated for it by all means. But these grinders,
you know, I mean, it's just you know, I can
(05:21):
imagine the people over at Bravo pr These people are
running around with like chickens with their heads cut off.
When are we going to drop these episodes? Let me
answer that question. No one gives a shit, so just
take some time off.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I want to get their ratings. Because what Dylan's referring
to is that Bravo decided the day before New Year's
Eve to drop an episode of Below Deck, which I'm
confident no one watched, because no one in our Facebook
group and there are thousands, right even talked about.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
It, right right. No people were spending time with their family,
they were watching home alone. Maybe they were watching Troy,
I'm not sure. Maybe they were, you know, playing croquet.
I'm not sure, but no one was watching Below Deck,
including us. So we missed an episode wherein there was
a feud between interior and the guests, and we want
(06:14):
to apologize for that. Maybe, well, I don't know. Maybe
are we gonna watch it? Well?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Look, I find it. It's tough for me because you know,
I'm a workaholic and I take a lot of pride
in my recapping shows. In our canon of our recapping,
it would be odd to have one missing episode. Perhaps
we don't recap it and it becomes part of our Lord.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I love that. I love lore. All right, let's get
into the episode. Dude, I got a fly to Las
Vegas today and I'm not looking forward to it. You
and I hate Las Vegas.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I hate it with the passion of seven sons. It
is disgusting. It's disgusting, and it's expensive.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
It's so expensive. It's so disgusting, and anna winds are
very very serious, and I got to probably get on
a Boeing plane. You know those things are held together
by rubber bands. I mean, everybody pray for me. Okay,
So what did you think of this episode? We return
to Below Deck Sailing Yacht in a New Year.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Thoughts of dots. Yes, yes, yes, yes yes. I like
the episode, especially the beginning of the episode where the
Primaries give Glen a real time YELP review. We'll get
into that when I recap. Sure the funny part about
this and Daisy, block your ears if you're listening, because
I do like you as a person, and if you ever,
you know, come to town, I'll definitely go out and
(07:36):
have a margarita with you.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah, that being said, maybe even a paloma.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
The Once again, we are diving into Daisy's love life
quite a bit. I was over it last season. We
once again have a love triangle. Sure or god, there's
well of count Gary. I guess there's three guys pursuing her.
What is that? That's a square?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yeah, it's more like a you know when you see
dog shit smeared on the sidewalk. There's really no geometry
to it. But if you really, if you are forced to,
you can pick out points to draw lines.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what. Well, I'm over watching her
love life. She's brought some enjoyment, entertainment, pleasure to this season,
but I think it's time to move on with her.
I'm sorry, Daisy.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Well, I mean and Listen, we'll get into it, but
the love between Priest and Daisy is just one of
the most fucking vanilla way for tepid boring things.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I mean, who, boy, who holds hands like that? Before
you even bang? Just dorks?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Tell me about it, I'll tell you about it. That
being said, I missed watching this show, yeah, and I
love recapping it, so I'm going to give it.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Fifty knots Okay. I love watching the show and I
love recapping it, and that's why I'm gonna give it
four pots. I thought it was a good episode, but
you know, listen, who really knows what happened? You know
what I mean? Sorry, I'm pulling out my notes and
trying to give my thoughts on the show. Danny continues
(09:11):
to be Danny is not a girl's girl.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Right, She's the opposite of that.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
She's a Macavelian dick Hount, which there's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
She's an MCB. What is that massive coucie block.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
That's right, that's right. Sorry, I do need to shake
the rust off a little bit because I should have
known what MCB was obviously. You know MCB, and you
can lead a horse to water or essentially the same.
I mean it should have you know, yeah, so yeah,
I mean these these are the kind of idioms and
(09:53):
phrases that propel us forward in culture through the ages. Okay,
so Danny is not only an MCB, she is gen Z.
And the thing that you're so frustrating about gen Z.
If you've ever if you've ever had to manage this
generation of people, and I know I sound like Clintie's
(10:15):
Wood pointing guns at mine.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Well, you're part of the old old person club.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I'm thirty four years old now, so I'm old and
disgusting and geriatric.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Here's what it means, congratulations. When you're part of the
old person club. You think the younger generation is lazy. Yeah,
Saturday Night Live isn't funny.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
An Saturday Night Live is. It's this weird thing where
and we're going to get into blowdeck. But there's this
weird thing where boomers are starting to like SNL again,
that's how unfunny SNL is.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Hold on, it's the fiftieth They barely are showcasing all
the young people. This every episode is some luminary fright
right the past.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I'll take Marty Short, Just give me nine Marty shorts this.
So all the boomers over the holidays, where like the
Christmas episode, you gotta watch the Christmas episode. It's so
funny watching the Christmas episode and they're doing this thing
where they're cutting to Scarlett Johansson backstage where while Collin
Jost is telling these I'm like, you have got to
(11:14):
be fucking kidding me. And that guy that does all
the yello, that guy. So anyways, I'm older.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Yeah, that's welcome, gen Z.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Seeing someone tell their boss she gives her boss a
performance for me?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
She did.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
She says, you are failing to inspire my work. Okay,
the we have failed this generation of youngsters because there
is no way in hell you should ever even conceive
of having that conversation with your boss. Four pots. Phenomenal episode.
(11:56):
Let's get into it. Yeah, so we're back on this
shoe box. It's filled with sea rats and.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
The guests.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
These women seem to have had a fine time, but
they hated the white bitches on this show.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Well, they were mouthing off.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
They were mouthing off, and you know, it does not
surprise me that Danny and Deanna were not good to
these people. Because Danny and Deanna hate working. They despise it.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Look in service, it's understood that you're part of the
job is to take a certain level or amount of crow.
You have to eat it and enjoy it and put
a smile on your face.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
That's why you get paid the big bucks.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
That's why you get paid the big bucks. Now that
being said, people can cross the line and be extremely rude. Ye,
Unfortunately I had to watch the episode, so.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
But yeah, we were too busy spending time with our family.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
That's right. Yeah, But the primary I believe her name
is Sherry. She reads Glenn the Riot Act.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
She does read Glenn the Riot Act, and then when
they're getting off the boat, they read the interior of
the Riot Act and Daisy says that seemed very directed. Well, yeah, yeah, no,
it didn't seem very direct.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Master of the obvious. Yeah, now I want to say this, Dylan. Also,
one other gripe they had is they felt that the
interiors smiled to their face, but when they were in
the back rooms they were talking behind their backs.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
They can't control that.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Well, I was going to say, have you seen the
show below d act?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Yeah? Yeah, And also that's what they do. Have you
gone to a diner and asked for new silverware because
you're going to get Nora virus. Forget gossip, You're going
to get sick. So anyways, Danny and Daisy, the guest
depart and Danny and Daisy have a chat. This is
the gen Z conversation I was referring to. Daisy is
(13:49):
pulling a Captain Lee. I guess she's not doing anything.
She's scrolling on her phone and then she's coming up
from darkness just screaming at people.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
That's right, Yeah, gotta plight teckers. Now, this is the
conversation where Danny tells her that she's as a result
of Daisy dot caring, she in fact has lost her
passion as a sea rat, which is cleaning toilets and
making cocktails that taste like cough syrup. And I was thinking,
is there a lower rung of an occupation where you
have still had passion for it?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Working at an X rated movie theater as the clean
up guy for the floor.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Okay, so I have passion for There's a place on
Santa Monica Boulevard that I drive past very often in
East Hollywood, which is one of the most disgusting places
on Earth.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
He's not exactly.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
It's really discussing people are the global travelers. They're like,
have you been to I don't know, let's offend some
people the congo or I don't know. Like places in
Europe are disgusting too, okay, And there are disgusting places
(14:53):
all over the world. Oh, they're all over the world.
I mean, look at the United States, Ellis Island, a
beacon of hope and prosperity. Here in Los Angeles, Tinseltown,
it's one of the most disgusting places on planet.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
You should even call it Tinseltown anymore. And you were
going to say that there's an X.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Rated theater, there's an X rayed theater. It's a little
shoe box. It's xxx tiki theater.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Okay, fy do you mention that? Okay? Because some guy
in the nineties worked there and he had a passion, right,
and his job was cleaning stuff up off the floor, right.
If you ask him, he'd probably say, you know, whenever
pee Wee Herman would come through town, you know, those
were the salad days. Yeah, yeah, yeah, No one dropped
a load on the floor like peewee, And I had
a passion for cleaning it up right, But now I've
(15:34):
lost that shit. I'm just like Danny and even weirder.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
There was a guy that was like, I want a
safe space for people to come and fucking stroke themselves
off in public. I mean, it's like, why are we
setting up cathedrals for that kind of deviancy? It's disgusting.
I was thinking about sitting in those chairs. I mean,
who would sit down? I don't care if you're wearing
ski pants. Who would sit on those chairs?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
They have seats for reason.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
It's crazy to me, But yeah, you Danny, getting back
to the show, passion is a word that should come
five million nautical miles from this conversation. You are cleaning
up puke and making Margarita's in the wrong glasses. Okay,
so there's no you're not a novelist, okay, But yeah,
(16:26):
she kind of dominates Daisy in this conversation, and I
think Daisy's really caught off guard.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
She's blindsided by it. I think this is where you
break down the fourth wall. Daisy is not accustom to
this type of critique. This is her fourth go I
believe on this show she's a television stock, right, How
dare you talk to me? Like that see Rata better
than you.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Yeah. So Glenn and Daisy have a chat and this
is kind of you know, this is the fifteenth plate
at the buffet for Danny or for Daisy. She's it's
it's too much and she has to go to the bathroom.
She is very emotional at Glenn telling her that she's
(17:04):
failing and she has to go outside, take a beat,
and then come back in. Now again, we didn't really
see what happened last episode, but she's.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Like, the guests were tough.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
I feel like Daisy is tougher than this.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Right, Dylan. Again, I hate to break down the fourth wall,
but I think at some point she's like, why am
I putting up with this shit?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Right?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
I'm a pretend see rat right?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Yeah? And you know what, I think?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
This is what happened to Kate the Queen of the
Sea Chesting eventually on her eighth season, she was like,
I'm getting talked down to it. It's what I'm hanging
out with fucking John Legend next week. Why am I
on this boat getting yelled at?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Back? Dude? It's what happened to uh TB twelve.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
You know who's TB twelve?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Tom Brady.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Bill Belichick's like, you're five minutes late to the met He's.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Like, what the fuck are you talking? Jesuits? Christ By
the way, here's a crystal ball. This is what the
future looks like without me.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Yeah, congrats on that last win. That was great for
the Pats, I mean sports corner, I mean just nuts. Anyways,
sorry to all the New England Patriot fans out there.
That was crazy, all right. Danny tells Deanna that she
told their boss that she thinks that she is a
(18:21):
lazy bitch, and Deanna does not co sign that Danny's
going rogue and Danny is the star of her own show.
Well well, and for good reason. She'll be back next season.
She's great TV.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Deanna makes a good point here, it's way better to
have a checked out chief still, yeah, right, you want
someone walking by a railing and putting their finger on it,
see if there's dust?
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Fuck no, right, right, because standards of excellence have no
part to play in this absolutely, I mean, come on,
we're not at the fucking four seasons. We're in a
shoe box in the middle of the ocean. Who was
the Chiefs doing the first season?
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Adrian?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Adrian right, would you rather have Adrian? You rather have Daisy?
So the tip?
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Oh yeah, fifteen k Again.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
We're flying blind. I don't know if it was one day,
two days, three days, no doubt. So we're getting ready
for a big night. Okay, Chase is shaving his nuts.
That is, when a man shaves his scrotum, that is
a big deal.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Okay, have to be very careful.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
You have to be extremely careful. And if you're going
to navigate the dunes of your scrotle sack with a blade,
you are pretty much there's a good bet that something
is going to happen down there because it's too perilous
an activity to do it on a regular basis.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
I'm going to make a prediction for twenty twenty five.
I think the pubes are coming back.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
You think, I think so.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Wow, they've been gone for twenty five years.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. Do you miss them?
Speaker 1 (19:54):
I think so?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Yeah. Are you a regular shaver?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Yeah yeah, yeah, you know, little self deprecation area, I'm irish.
God punished me down in the downstairs department. Yeah, you
shave off that puba care, you earn yourself an extra
two inches?
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Yeah, and it looks like two inches it's not. It's
still tiny and I'm there with you. I'm half Irish,
so just pathetic dicks.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
On us big time. That's why I podcast.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
You know, you can overcome anything with humor. But it's
a marvel that we got it over the line, because
you could be funny and then you have to get
into the bad and then we're both so bad at sex.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
That's right, We're so lucky, big time.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Big time, all right. So Daisy wants to reprimand Danny,
but she's says she's going to handle it when she's drunk,
which she doesn't do. But she's done that before and
it's always a bad move. So they hop in the
vans and Kloyse tells us his was Missus Robinson, the
one in the graduate.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Yeah, and Bancroft. I believe she was married to uh,
who's the guy who wrote Blazing.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Saddles mmmm el Brooks.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Yeah that's right. Yeah, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
We got to talk about the Golden Globes at APS two.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Oh man, we got like eight shows we can do.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
I know, dude, Holy cow.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
I quite enjoyed the Golden Globes, I will say, unlike
the Oscars, though we could use break up the awards
with a little music performances.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Yeah, I love that. I love that. Yeah, there's so
many awards though, because it's all it's everything, it's all
the you know, the what's that show about? Or what's
that movie about the deformed people in the desert?
Speaker 1 (21:41):
A movie about deformed people in the desert.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Yeah, and they is it new? No, it's from like
the two thousands.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Is it a horror movie?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Oh they made a couple of those.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Yeah, they made a Hills have Eyes. The Hills have eyes,
So those are the TV people, and they have to
give those awards to the TV people right now. The
Hills have eyes and they're all looking at the stage
waiting and drooling for their time. So you can't really
do too many musical performances, that's right, Otherwise it would
just be a five hour show. Yeah, and it already
is a five hour show, especially when Zoe Saldana's getting
(22:11):
up there, just blowing the light, crying and speaking in
Latin accents and then going off and we'll talk about
the globes later. Okay, he's infuriating, all right, So.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Let's get to some I'm not even gonna call it
dignify this with calling it c rat history. But Kloise
tells us he met a girl when he was seventeen. Yeah,
at a swingers club.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
He met a woman.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Oh that's right, and after they had sex with eighteen
random people, she wanted to get married. He learned she
was twenty three, and then he dumped her ass. Now
I'm going to give this a one for creativity and
a zero on the truthfulness scale. He completely made this
up close. You're a liar.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yeah, hey, Chlois, you're a liar.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Yeah, I bet you had a threesome with two girls
from Canada to two ones that we can't find.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Okay, Yeah, closure a liar. Okay. Danny says that she
hates fighting, and then well, they sit down to dinner
and Danny says that she hates fighting and then proceeds
to deliver this. She has so many much fucking bald
meat and gravy in her mouth that it was tough
to make out what she was saying. But she said
(23:20):
that if she's hurt, she's gonna let you know that
she's hurt by what you said. Oh wow, swallow you fit.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Then anything left at dinner because they happen to that
nightclub Dunes and if you noticed, Gary Gary sobriety lasted
about as much time as the batteries of my grandmother's vibranting.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yeah, he's back on the sauce.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Wait, sorry, very confusing analogy. Are you saying that she's
using it so much that they're.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Wearing Yeah, that's right. My grandpa al he went a
sexual last thirty years of their life, and she hated
his guns.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Really yes, And she just buzzed down there, you.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Know, she told us that, well, he had said I
want to die at home. She didn't let them die
at Hope. She kept him to that hospital because she
really hated them.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Really wow. Yeah, that is a vengeful bit right there.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Yes, took it to the grave ninety five years old.
Her sister's still alive. I just found out one hundred
and five years old. Really, yep?
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Do you have any contact? No?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
My mom does though, because that's her aunt.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
I mean, what are you really going to get from
one hundred lois?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Drink this from a straw?
Speaker 2 (24:30):
You know. They say that they're wise, but you can't
pull the wisdom out of them. They've lost the ability
to think and speak.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
I want to be dead before that.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Yeah me too.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Yeah, pretty sure I will be.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, how's the macha delicious?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
I am feeling it coursing through my veins.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
You know, these winds are pretty serious.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Huh Yeah. I broke down my fence behind the studio,
so I got to fucking fix that this weekend. And
then producer Kaitlin left the goddamn peter On in the
stud deal for the last twenty four hours, which I
think I should charge him for that.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Seventeen seventy seven.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
I was gonna do seventy five dollars.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Oh wow, that's very cool.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Yeah, because you know this is expensive.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yeah, so I'm good with seventy five.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Yeah. So the priest asks Gary if he and Daisy
can hook up, and the Priest and Daisy actually work
out quite well. I feel bad for Klois. He's a liar, right,
but I love I kind of love Kloys and I'm
sorry he lost his milf uh and Daisy. But we
head home and we get to the boat. I am
(25:35):
so confused as to why Chase is banging away at
Rugrat when Dean is there. It just it breaks my heart.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Well, such a sweetheart, Dylan, you know, this as a man.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Sometimes it's the uh as our old radio personality that
you and I used to listen to. Tom Legs used
to say, easy access. Yeah, yes, so Danny has made
in it almost impossible to refuse.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Yeah, I'm still disappointed in Chase. M just makes me
sad because Danny's she's rugund, She's just yea awful. All right.
Gary is a little bit pissed about Keith, and Gary
(26:24):
is pissed about Keith because Gary has an issue with control.
I don't think Gary has any interest in Daisy now.
I think he just doesn't like the places that he's
marked being pissed on.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Yeah, you know, he's not getting the attention he likes
attention on himself.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
All right, let's get to the next morning. There's tension
between Daisy and.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Danny.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Yeah, my notes corrected to sligh, which is pretty wild.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Well, Gary suggests, because you know their roommates, that Daisy, Uh,
Daisy work it out with her. Yeah, she doesn't want
to do that.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
Well.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Gary is like a human chastity belt for Daisy and
priests though, Like he's waking up in the morning and
he's just just scheming as to how he can emotionally
manipulate this situation and dry it up. He is also
an MCB, big time MCB. All right, let's get to it.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
It's the preference sheep mating.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
I love this one.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
We're doing drag baby. Yes, we're going to have an
intergalactic themed dinner and we're going to have sexual harassment
up and down the boat for the next three days.
Anything else on the preference sheet?
Speaker 1 (27:43):
I think that's it. Did it mention that they plan
on referring to a sexual act in a vulgar manner
every four and a half second?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Well, and it's there's so, there's, there's drag queens, and
then there's the real creep I think is a porn director. Yeah,
the the you know these people, these porn directors, they're
never not creepy people.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
If I'm a farmer or we're a group of farmers
that book this, every reference we make while we're on
the chart charter does not need to be in reference
to fertilizer or are those new carrots right right? I
don't know why this particular vertical of an occupation has
to constantly refer to itself.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
It's a sketch comedy routine like always finding a way
to loop back to wait yeah, yeah, I mean at
one point, Glenn is unfurling the the sale and he
says there's a lot of friction, and one of the
women moans friction of the sale, got you know what
(28:47):
are we doing?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
They're putting it on.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
All right, so you do you booze. Daisy and Danny
have a conversation and I am on my feet clapping
for Daisy right now. Anyone who has had to and
his youngsters knows that this is very, very difficult. And
Daisy gets her to apologize in a Jedi mind trick
kind of way.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Well Jedi mind trick or just a reminder of hey,
I'm letting you bang it out in those guest cabins.
Do you want that privilege? I need apology?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
And that's a good point. That's a good point, but
it doesn't really take right. Danny in the moment is like, whoa,
I got a little beat up on there and I
lost she lost the high ground an again, but kutcha
talking head, and Danny says, without any any irony, Daisy
(29:38):
is threatened by me, all right now.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Meanwhile, Keith does a little IMDb search on that director's
work he does, Yes, quite a scope of work. We
have shaving Ryan's privates, uh butts up, Doc, Jurassic Pork,
sleeping booty, and thanks for making my makeup elt.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Yeah. We also have sweet meat urine, goodwill humping. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you know, I fok a hont ass. I missed the
days of clever porn titles because now it's just like
hot milk gets asshole destroyed, you know.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
And it's like, yeah, there's an art to name it.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Can we like add some kind of romanticism to the titling.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
When I snuck in my mom's closet when she was
away at work and saw that VH tapev VHS tape
up on the shelf that said on Golden Blonde, I
was enamored by the title, right yeah. If I had
just seen uh pork, my face until my eyes pop
out of my head. Yeah, I don't think if I
would have been as interesting.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Right right, right, Like sad bitch gets spit on and
covered in more spit and it's like, what was the
title of it, on Golden Blonde?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Yeah? Yeah, that a reference to a very good film
in the eighties.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
That is that is that fills me and that's just
me with a sense of mirage, a sense of adventure,
a sense of intrigue and curiosity. Freaking you know, teater
gets split in half by two students, is.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Like, and we're pourting out how disgusting it is.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
It fills me with none of that. Do I click
on it? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Yeah, I'm a guy after all.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Yeah. No, I was thinking really hot guys who are
very famous. You know, these stories of Wilt Chamberlain having
sex with ten thousand women and stuff like that. They
treat women the way that we treat masturbation. It's just
kind of like a load management thing, you know what
I mean. It's a very it's it's sad. Yeah, it's sad.
(31:50):
Sex should be only for procreation.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Okay, Ben Shapiro.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
I the guests arrived super quick. Start to the Andy
Dick treatment of the crew. How can we convince Glenn
to let you out with us? And one of them
says anal, Ladies, can we just chill a little bit?
We've mentioned it. We've been in puritanical enough this episode,
(32:22):
I think. Okay, so.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
We did you catch one of the guests walking out
of the bathroom and says I'm done being a pill bitch. No, yeah,
that was a subtle little catch.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Well I can't tell you how many times I've said that.
And let me say this. We say the same thing
for like the drunk hags that come aboard this vessel
and the bloated Floridian yacht trash guys who look like
hot dogs. Oh, we spread it around constantly hitting on
the girls. It's just gross. So obviously with drag queens
(32:55):
coming on, we're going to have a underbell bizarre story
with daffodil of course, right, Okay, so daffodil and this
is just I guess a daffodil moment. He participated in
a drag show and one he thinks ice cream. Okay,
(33:21):
this is like, this is a man in a moisture
wicking parsifle polo who has done literally everything. I mean,
he's not even a human being. He's like, he's this
orb of hedonistic exploration. You know, he shot heroin his toes.
(33:44):
I think not because he couldn't find a track, but
just because he's a free spirit.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Could he's a free spirit?
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Anyways, they sail. It was kind of boring. Things go
flying anything on that.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
No, let's move on fresh fruit is, sir, and it
tastes like onion. And this is where garlic, yeah, garlic,
but it was it was actually a red onion that
had been on the microplastic cutting board that Chlois had
not washed.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
I had no idea that it could transfer that.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Oh god, yeah wow. Yeah, Well you don't really cook.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
No, I don't, but I don't know. We use knives
in the house, and I haven't seen flavors pass on
the I like make waffles and stuff at kids in
the morning, and I've never heard Ali complain. Why does
this taste like ham?
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Do you pick out of the holiday? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
I gain ten pounds, did you really?
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Oh, I'm so happy for you.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Yeah, I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna start losing the weight now.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Yeah sucks, Yeah, it sucks. I am so proud of
the way that these queens handled this, because if you
were brought up fresh fruit and it tastes like onion,
that is so fucking not okay. And they were just like,
(34:59):
you know what, we're paying a lot for this vacation.
We're standing up for ourselves. You need to fix this
situation immediately, because dragon fruit shouldn't taste I'm not We've
been lude enough this episode. I think, okay, shouldn't taste
like on you. I mean, what is the impulse there
to bring up some crazy gross thing? You know what
(35:20):
I mean? Come on, dyl Chase and Danny are kissing wounds.
Don't like that. That is gross. Chloy's is struggling quite
a bit of Dinner at ten o'clock for those who
are in Drag Race, which is an amazing show, very
talented people. Can you let me know, let us know.
Is Dto's a good drag name? Some of these drag
(35:42):
names are amazing.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Detox I don't like it easy to remember. I'll tell
you that.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Yeah, I guess. So dinner is served. Cheese croquettes are
kick things off. Lola was not thrilled, and Lola is
the primary The rest of the table is floored by
them because they looked to have a beautiful, delicate, substantive
crust with an aoli drizzled on top of them in
(36:08):
a come like manner. So that should that should have
been a plus. But Lolo was not impressed with the
fact that it was just cheese.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
The cheese stick on ball.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Form now brulaid goat cheese salad is up next, and
the guests like it, but make fun of Klois being young.
Now we're I forgot what what this guy said, but
he said something about they were just mocking kloys so much.
(36:39):
I was just like, you get, let's move on, Sure,
let's move on. Just kind of annoying, just annoying.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Now to be judged on the food that he's presenting.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Yeah, sure, Now the go cheese salad goes off with that, hitch.
The cheese balls are great, there is a lot of cheese.
But up next we have some smoked meat that we're
going to serve and it has been Vegas theatrics by
the way, Yeah, I hate this. Yeah. Yeah, it's been
nine minutes between the salad and the steak. Now, if
(37:18):
you were in a pie eating competition, that's something you
could be a little pissed off about that because they're
eating into your record, Right, you finished the pie. If
you're just at a dinner, nine minutes is nothing. Just
hang out and enjoy the meal, conversations.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Glass of wine.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
That's right, but they are. It does get a little
bit longer. The smoke is not working, and we'll find
out what happens next episode. When Gary goes out with
the crew and comes back and I don't know, maybe
there's more blood everywhere. We're not sure, but we'll be
back next week. Join us at patreon dot com. Slash
another podcast network. Getting the reviews. Oh, we'll read reviews
next week because a lot came in and oh, yeah,
(38:00):
they're sweet. They're not ones.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
They're not.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
They're not they did did not ones. We'll get back
to the reviews next week. We love you very much.
I'm telling say goodbye, pat Say goodbye later.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Dudes,
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