December 17, 2024 • 40 mins
Dylan and Pat are back to break down black and gold, sketch comedy in hospital rooms, George Clooney's acting chops, Saints of the Sea and more from Bravo's Below Deck Sailing Yacht.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The priest writes a sketch and it actually does go
off with that hitch. This is actually quite fantastic they did.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
They pulled it off, and it's because they sold the
hell out of it. Okay, you can't be a little
insecure when you're trying to sell this performance. And I
got to think, and I'm like, they should do this
in emergency rooms around the world to cheer people up. Yeah, hey,
this guy lost his arm lighting a firecracker. Let's cheer
him up with a reenactment. Who's that guy over there
with his uh oh, that's your arm. He's pretending to
(00:26):
be your arm.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, see him wiggling around on the ground.
I think that'd be actually a really really good just
a great idea. Hi, Hello, and welcome to another brand
(00:54):
spanking new episode of another Blowdeck podcast. I am Dylan,
that's pat Hey, good to be here. I gotta tell
you a bit of a flu game for me right now.
I kinked my neck. But there's exciting news. Patty got
his cute little ass in here over the weekend and
(01:18):
completely redid the studio.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
It looks like a real studio now.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yeah, it looks like a real studio. Now you've got
your macha. You're gonna be flying high on the creative
effects of that at lacture pretty soon. But Patty, why
don't you just tell the tell the people about the
work that you.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Oh wow, bad neck?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Huh ah. I couldn't I couldn't even move yesterday. Wow.
I couldn't even move yesterday. Wow. And if this has
happened to you, get in the comments, let us know
how did you remedy it? Have you ever gotten a
kink neck?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
I had a pinch nerve for about a year. I
can only sleep on one side. And because I'm so
averse to going to see a doctor, yeah, I just
dealt with the pain. Eventually, it just, I guess, kind
of patched itself up, and I was, Okay, it's pretty miserable.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yep, super miserable. But go ahead and tell the people.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
You know what. It's gonna bore everyone. Producer Klin came up.
Him and I hung out for an entire day. We
got subs. We got subs. Yeah, we hated the floor.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Where'd you get subs from?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Gim mellows?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Oh okay, he went pretty nice? Yeah, no subway for
you two. Hard work now, he wouldn't go for it.
Oh really, you tried to get him. You tried to
get him to eat side subway.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
He said, no, let's go, let's go somewhere. That's good.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Did you guys sit down?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
No, I don't sit down. I keep working. I don't
take lunch breaks. Okay, that's why I'm so successful, all.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Right, Yeah, you know it's kind of that's what's wrong
with America. You know, in my communist.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Opinion, right, we should be more like the French. They're
fighting to like work two days a week. Now, what
are you gonna do with the other I don't know
how many days is that?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Le five eat cheese and bang away at each other
and fucking have coffees all day.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Don't forget smoke cigarettes.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Smoke cigarettes and read you know, I mean a drink.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Want By the way, I know this's probably illegal for
me to do this. This is why you guys have
to listen to aps. Two things happened to me this week.
One my wife one front row to watch our daughter's recital.
So we got a VIP seating an entire row in
front of the performance, and it caused a whole lot
of issues with other parents. Wondering why two people were
(03:22):
taking up an entire front row. Oh my god, made
me feel very uncomfortable. I don't want my wife to
ever do that again.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
You have to win VIP seats to it.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
It was a raffle, and my wife realized like, hey,
not a lot of people signed up for a front
row at this special recital.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Well why would you Well.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Because it's kind of nice to be able to take
pictures and video of your kids without some big fat
head in front of you picture. So my wife kind
of rigged the game. She like submitted multiple raffle tickets
or she won this thing, and we were the most
hated people at that recital.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
We'll break it down a page Dot compost.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Second late, this is illegue. I was at seven eleven
trying to get a SpongeBob ice cream for my daughter. Yeah,
that's why I was late for that business meeting we
were gonna do. Oh yeah, and this lady was in there. Uh,
there had to be a row of fifteen people. I
videoed all of it. I'll debut that on Aps Scratchers.
She's she would have thought she was at a casino table.
(04:18):
She's got the scratchers out of course she's got a
stack of cigarette boxes there. And this lady does not
turn around to give a peace of mind to anybody
who she's delaying their goddamn day. By the way, seven eleven,
please please, or maybe Jeff Bezos I got to talk
to him about this. Start selling scratch tickets on Amazon
(04:38):
in cigarettes. You'll make the line at seven eleven. Just
with that, it's so much faster.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I really wish that Luigi Mangiani would have pointed his
gun at these people, you know what I mean, exactly
kidding that was the right target. I mean, no kidding.
You shouldn't kill anything.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
No, you shouldn't kill anybody, kill.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Anybody except that woman at the front of them.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
That's right, she can go.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
But yeah, now you have to vote.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
You vote in correct politicians and uh.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
And you have to write strongly worded letters. We're joking.
Patreon dot com slash another podcast network, uh for Salt
Lake City APS, PMZ, the whole works. We're gonna do.
We're gonna do a big New Year get together with
the fans over a Patreon. We haven't done one in
a while. We got in the New Year, we got
(05:31):
pat and I are so awkward on those, but we
got to get together. We're gonna do a happy hour
in the new year. So go to Patreon on comp
slash another podcast network. We love you all very much.
We are here to break down Below Deck one an
episode it was we think so yeah. I mean, we
had previously on it just showed a bunch of shots
at Gary, uh, being a drunk. So I figured we
(05:52):
were going to have some serious, serious Gary being a
drunk stuff tonight, but alas we did not as a
man awakened. He's a man, I know, he's a little
bit like to read, you know.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Uh, him attempting a sober life was laughable. I'll give
you credit for trying. If you really are I seem
to believe that you're doing this for the cameras.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Okay, yeah, yeah, Well I give the episode probably four pots.
It was a really good episode. And and the thing
about this episode was we got to see you know,
I don't know how much loyalty Danny O's to Deanna.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Well, she's a BTCB.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Btc B.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
That's right, that's what Danny is.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Ok.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Big time couch blocker.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Big time couch blocker. All right, now you laid out
the acronym, and in what world did I think I
was ever going to get there?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I don't know. I think you could you think in
the mind of Pat Bocker.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Yeah, well, but the question is, and we'll explore the
kind of like uh, you know, philosophy, philosophical ramifications of
this the end of the episode. But like, do sea rats,
oh one another loyalty at all? You know? These are
sea rats at the end of the day. So is
what Danny did that bad? Who knows? Four pots?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Four pots? I don't know what happened this episode? Okay, God,
I guess Ronnie was kind of nasty on occasion.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Were you watching the Atlanta Falcons play the Raiders last night?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
But I did watch. I did my old work. This
is my job, that job.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
That was a great game. Three to fifteen. Oh no,
I think it got up to nine. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Let's see here. Yeah. Oh, we'll get into that comedy show.
The reenactment of the jellyfish attack. Yeah, they actually kind
of pulled it off.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
They pulled up.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
But still the season is winding down. I think we
have four episodes left. They will despite next week being
Jesus' Birthday week. Below Deck has no allegiance to spirituality.
They will post an episode for next week, and I
guess we'll be here recapping it. Yeah, but for now,
zero notts.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Okay, well, let's get into the whole lot of it, Pap.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I'll start us off with a bit, kick us off. Okay,
So we begin the episode with Danny letting us know
that Daisy is constantly having a quote unquote go at her.
And I don't know if Daisy has spent the entire
season going at Danny. She did, however, point out to
every c route working on the vessel that Danny is
a whore.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Yeah, the thing about calling Danny Ahua in front of
everybody was pretty nasty. But then we get to my
favorite thing is when people go this happens all the time.
And then we cut back to the footage, of which
there's maybe an exhibit and a half's worth of evidence.
Danny feels victimized by Daisy a lot, and so does Deanna,
(08:53):
and Daisy's not doing anything to them other than telling
them to do their jobs. But you know, these kids
these days, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Yeah, I will these kids these So Deanna is more
vocal to Daisy's face about you.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Doesn't want to do any work at all.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
That's right, you're too hot, she's poor.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
She's too hot.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
But if you'll notice, uh, Danny appears to be doing
a bunch of complaining, but not to Daisy's face. It's
behind her back. It's speaking to the audience.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Right.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
So this is why in one of our barnacles pointed
out and I thought it was a good point. This
is why we need reunions. We can go back and go, hey, Daisy,
look at her talk trash talk you.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah, where we're gonna have reunions for southern charm a couple. Well,
we're gonna get Shep's fucking puffy ass out there, have
him whip up a bunch of smut and lies, and
have Patricia walk out there and die on stage. I mean,
my god, that's the point of that.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I can't you know what Shep's got to go. A
lot of people love him, but he is just a
bloated pig. I he's a drunk, bloated pig. There's nothing
charming about.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
My wife put on an episode the other night. I
don't watch this stuff, right because I'm not a big
fan of Greg and I'm not a big fan of
any of it. Yeah, Austin, you gotta be kidding me.
Just a bunch of fucking you know, dufices, dufus white
you know, fucking what are you guys even tying? But
they had Shep on and he was facetiming this beautiful
(10:26):
woman from Jamaica. He does really well, and I was
just like, sister, you ring that man dry, get on
the show, get your ig up, and then dump his act,
because that's what that is.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
It's worked before. That's how girls get on the show.
You date Shep for a little while. They make your
main cast members.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
That being said, I don't watch the show at all.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah, be either. Okay. So Chase walks past Deanna. He says,
you're awesome, we love you. That's that self help seminar energy.
That's really you know, if it was in such desperate
you know, it's a little bit like the last five
minutes at a buffet being on this boat. You know,
Deanna talked about in the beginning of the season. She
was like, I'm gonna get Stockholm syndrome and get horny.
(11:12):
But if it was just like normal circumstances, walking past
a girl, you don't know, and going you're awesome, we
love you like that would probably I mean, you know,
it'd be like a sham wow.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Well if you is that what they call those things?
Is that? How you buff her a car?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Well? That guy that got in trouble for like killing
prostitutes or something. Do you remember that guy?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
There's been a few of them.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yeah, he did all the demos on live TV and
then he was like he was arrested for I think
killing prostitutes or something like that in the comments let
us know.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
I don't remember that one. Well, meanwhile, the primary appears
to be recovering from that brutal jellyfish sting, and I
have to give her props. She's pretty tough. No request
for a doctor or an emergency room visit. We had
a sea rat a couple of seasons ago, leave the
boat for a toothache. Who's that Kyle? Oh that's right, Yeah,
(12:10):
you know how he's doing.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Yeah yeah, yeah, he was in tears.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Oh, he's very much in pain.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah. So we break for a little like itinerary meeting.
We're going to be doing doing the procession for the guests,
and we get a little sa rat history with the
priest evidently he was.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
I think was it Saint Carmen?
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Well he was at an orgy?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Oh okay, yeah, cool, that would be my religion.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Orgies.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Well, yeah, you know, not every once, you know, every
once in a while.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
How's that, macha, you know what?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I'm getting really high? Actually, when you think about orgies,
it seems more on the outside it seems like it'd
be fun, but in practicality it's uh no.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
No, no, I would. I would feel one. You'd have
to get tuned up to where every angle of you
you'd be fine with someone seeing right. And there are
certain angles we all have them that we're just like,
please don't walk behind me, or you know, you know
I've said there's that. But then also just the fucking
ball of snakes and the cat's cradle of all the
(13:20):
flesh and fluid it.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Yes, let me share something with you, Dylan. Twenty years ago,
I was dating this girl, Caroline, and she knew a
security guard and so you had to pay fifty bucks each.
This is twenty years ago. Imagine what that is for
inflation now. Yeah, and it had to be in a
girl and a guy couple to come. So we it
was us and two other couples. We were going there
as a joke. We're all like twenty two or something
(13:42):
and shuld show up to this orgy thing. Yeah, and
we go in there, and let me tell you something.
I took a look around that room. You wouldn't want
to have sex with any of these people.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
The only people that show up to gangbangs and orgies
are people that you would not want to have sex
with or see naked.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Or you have to pay exorbitant amounts of money. And
it's in West Hollywood somewhere, and everybody's in masks, and
you know, part of part of you know, a real
good orgy is that you want to you want to
look into the eyeball, so the person that you're slavey
you'll never remember, you know. That's you know. So I'm out.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
I need intimacy.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
I need intimacy in my orgies. Okay, So let's move on.
Daisy has to tell the girls that they're going to
have a late night and it doesn't go well. The
girls are very very pissed off about this. Now, we
we've talked about in the past that the work life
balance on these boats are illegal, but they've pretty much
(14:40):
gotten by very smoothly this season. Dacy's done a great
job with them them having to get five hours of
sleep one time and throwing this big of a canipshit
is insane to me.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Well, sleep is very important to people. But Dylan, this
is when she was going over the schedule with her stews. Right,
that's what you said.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I just want to make sure I'm clear. We're here.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Well, these dudes have a really bad attitude, and Daisy
reminds them how she got where she is is a
good attitude and hard work. Right, listen up, if you
work this hard, you two can be thirty four and
sleep in the room the size of a bathroom with
a roommate on a bunk bed.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Shoot for the stock.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Shoot for the stars. And that roommate is Gary. Who there?
I mean? She and Gary are falling in love and
the only problem that she really has with him is
that he takes any shit.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Well, Dyl, to say they're not on the same page
is not enough. They're not even reading from the same book.
He's working towards marriage and she thinks he's lactaolse intolerant
and discussed and drunk. Now, Dyll, I do want to
digress for a second here, when they were discussing that
Broadway musical of a reenactment of the Jellyfish. I believe
it was Glenn's idea. Yeah, maybe Daisies, I don't know.
(15:52):
At the time, I thought it was about as good
at an idea as a Broadway musical about the film Carrie.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Yeah, yeah, you know, yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
I thought I was going to go over like a
lead balloon.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Oh wow, pig they're doing the pig blood thing.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
How did how did that? I think that show did
fairly well.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Now it closed after six days. It was a lot
of money they poured into that thing in nineteen eighty six.
I have a whole book about filled Broadway musicals. Why
it's fun to read about it, all these productions, you know.
But you know, dell uh. When Keith overhears them discussing
this and he wants to participate, we do get a
little tiny bit of sea rat history with him. He
(16:28):
has a theater background apparently, and he did a little
soft Shoe. Dylan's right, Keith's kay. We are allies though, yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yeah, H like a h I.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Like being an ally.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
What is soft shoe? Soft show?
Speaker 2 (16:49):
A little tap, A little tap.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Dude, I could bust out a wicked tap when I
was younger. I really could. All right, So we get
to party decorps and the girls start hanging streamers. They're
gold and black. The primary Ronnie sees them hanging black streamers,
and she kind of flips a gear a little bit.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
I think this was odd behavior. Perhaps it's the jelly
poison taking jellyfish poison taking effect, or maybe the tequila.
But she was tripping like David was when he went
to that rave and married that guy. Uh, what you
don't remember David? Davidil he went to a he left
the rave married. Yeah, he's a free spirit.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
That's right. Well you call them David's oh dad.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Sorry sorry, Yeah. Well, here's what's odd about Ronnie's critique
of this. She says that black and gold are colors
where old women shot for clothes at Target. There's a
problem here. While she's given this critique, she's wearing black
and gold.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Yeah. So here's the thing with with Ronnie kind of
flipping a gear about this whole thing. Usually, when people
are like upset about something like for it to land,
they have to pull from like cultural markers, right like, Well,
in this specific example, so if you're going to flip
out about how something you've done is insulting, because culturally
(18:19):
this is seen, it has to have been seen, right.
You can't just say black and Gold is over the
hill and just keep screaming that in our society black
and gold means over the hill when not a single
fucking human being has ever heard. I mean, past man,
am I crazy?
Speaker 2 (18:36):
She is?
Speaker 1 (18:37):
She was tripping.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
It's that jellyfish poison taking it way through her system.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
She's talking about going to Walgreens and how black and
gold the Walgreens means you're over the hill. I mean,
I don't know what. I haven't the faintest fucking idea
what she is talking about.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Ronnie, if you want to come on the show and
explain yourself, we'll have you on.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Hit us up. Quit tripping the product. The procession is
going to be asking Saint Harmon for good luck, and
she's supposed to give people on boats, fishermen, sailors good
luck on the open seas. Tell that to those fucking.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
In Gloston, Massachusetts. Yeah, tell these.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Guys in Glosson.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
I forgot that movie is so over dramatic. Yeah yeah, yeah, Well,
Eelo's foreman directed it. George Clooney did not belong in
that film. Mass Boston accent is so absurdly. He is
not a good actor. Who else, Mack Wahlberg, He's from
Massachusetts and his accent was horrible. Yeah, it's so odd
when Ben Affleck does his Massachusetts he's from there, and
(19:39):
it's still horrible. God. Yeah, anyway, that movie is horrible.
Everybody dies, Yeah, yeah, yeah, everybody dies.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
No. I don't think George Klooney. What was that movie
called The Perfect Star? That's right, I don't think George
Clooney is Ben.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Asked the sailors if it was perfect?
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Huh? George Cleone was in one of my favorite movies
of all time. That's that burn.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
After reading that was good, I think that's more of
the writing though.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Dylan. Yeah, but he was great in that.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Brad Pitt was good in that too, and he couldn't
act his way out of a wet paper bag. He's
horrible too.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
He is not horrible, but he's pretty. Other movie that
he was in that he was absolutely fantastic and another
one of my favorite movies of all time. I love
George Clooney, Michael Clayton.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
That was the writing Okay, I mean watch George Clooney, okay,
forced to carry a film in Batman and Robin and
watch how stiff a performance?
Speaker 1 (20:29):
That is what was the writing?
Speaker 2 (20:30):
It was bad writing. Yeah, he picked it all right.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
So we get back to the boat.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Oh, I do want to say this, when the guests
go out for this whole thing, isn't it nice to
watch back and see all the sea rats mock you
and call you a fucking bitch?
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Yeah, where you're off the boat? Yeah, Danny, Danny, truth hurts, bitch.
You're old. Fifty is not old.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Danny, No, it's not. It's young.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
It's very young.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
I consider at the beginning of your second act.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
It's kind of in the middle of your second act.
And if you're referring to yourself, you're gonna what did
you set yourself sixty eight.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
When I'm gonna die?
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah, maybe a little bit longer, sixty nine.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Maybe I'll hit seventy two.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
You want to get to seventy two?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
I think the average life expectancy for a man three
in America is seventy three.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Yeah, and then for a woman, I think it's eighty two,
although I think it's going down.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Yeah, I wonder why it's all that red dye.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Yeah, seriously, won't allow it in the house. About gatory
the other day, the red kind wife threw it out.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Good for her flaming hot cheetahs, dude, I mean, people
are just going nuts over them. It's like you can't
it's the flaming hot cheetahs we have in this country
are banned everywhere else in the world. Is that right?
How the doritos we have in this country banned everywhere
else in the world.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Speaking of processions, I don't know why my algorithm on
social media feeds me this. It was a bunch of
cheerleaders at a football game walking down the stands. Ah,
it did not look good for America.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Oh chevies, Oh.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Every single one of them. I felt bad.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, My algorithm is pretty much just midgets
and people with Down syndrome.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Really, yeah, what do you look at at?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Well, it's just you know, we we started doing this
other show considers Social Club, and my co host always says,
the downs are rising, the Downs are having a renaissance
right where we're finally realizing how incredible and amazing and
light they are. Right, And you know, I'm sorry we
shouldn't be talking about midgets and people with Down syndrome.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Well, and little people we can talk about.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Well, midgets are are they're having another renaissance themselves. I
mean they're killing it.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Yeah. And a little word of advice to men out
there that aren't packing downstairs.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
If you got a little don't don't don't. So we
get back to the boat. Kloys and Daisy have to
get you know, my other the other thing is just
people eating food, like fat people eating food. You gotta
get off social media. You just gotta get off it.
(23:12):
There's nothing good there. So Chlois and Daisy have to
get there. Timing down just six right because the last
time it didn't go well. And Klois thinks that he
is married to Daisy the same way that Gary thinks
he's married to Daisy. This girl is turning these boys
up and down. Man, But it's confusing why Chloise is
(23:33):
so head over heels for Daisy because she's been quite
rude to him, although he is still in the like,
if you're picking on me, you might have a crush
on me. Daisy hates Cloise. Yeah, she says, every time
I do a dinner with him, I don't know what
I'm going to get, which is so absurdly unfair. He has,
(23:53):
he's been, He's had some misses, but overall Clois has
been a very good chef this season. Yeah, for days
to go. Who the fuck we're not serving mukeeka and
fucking chicken fingers.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Okay, I don't forget the girl that was folding laundry
one day. The next day she's preparing Italian meals for
paying guests.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Mm hmm. It's just it's completely unfair. But we get
to the dinner, which is Beats out with Barana and Lemon.
I think we had some fried beat crystals on the side,
and we also had How did I not write down
the set? How did I not write? How did I?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Are you referring to the steak and Frito's that little
d's great?
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Yeah, with the cherry would Yeah, everybody lived at the
same time.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Cherry, that's my least favorite flavor.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Who's face? Who's whose flavor? Is it?
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Not?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
The least cherry is discussing?
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Cherry is disgusting.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
It's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Oh there's ice cream over there? Oh nice? What is flair?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Oh cherry?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
No thanks, I'll do it The only good cherry is
the cherry pop tart. Cherry pop tarts. I don't know why,
I'll tell.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
You because it's not cherry. It's not cherry. It's like
a berry kind of chemical thing. It tastes wonderful, but
it's definitely not cherry.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Pop tarts are magnificently.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
They don't make a bad pop tart, don't it.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yeah, they do. Do you know there's two hundred flavors
of pop tarts throughout the world, insane amounts of pop tarts.
I'll go out on a limon. I'll say brown sugar,
not a good pop tart.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Oh, I love that one, not a good pop tart.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
I can't say. Get in the comments, let us say
your favorite pop tart. I think we've done that before.
So the priest writes a sketch and it actually does
go off without a hitch. This is actually quite fantastic.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
They did. They pulled it off, and it's because they
sold the hell out of it. Okay, you can't be
a little insecure when you're trying to sell this performance.
And I got to think, and I'm like, they should
do this in emergency rooms around the world to cheer
people up. Yeah, hey, this guy lost his arm lighting
a firecracker. Let's cheer him up with a reenactment. Who's
that guy over there with? Oh, that's your arm, he's
(26:02):
pretending to be your arm. Yeah yeah, yeah, see him
wiggling around on the ground.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
I think that'd be actually a really really good just
a great idea. Okay, So let's say somebody loses their
sight just in one eye from a firecrackccent.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Lots of those around out you know the summer time.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And so they go in and they
like reenact it and stuff, and then the guy's just like,
oh okay, and he's bumping into walls. And then the
guy in the bed who has melted the eyeball out
of his head, it's like, move to tears.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
He's moved, he moved.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yeah, that's a great idea.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Know their kid from my town, well I never met him.
This is just the lore that this happened. Some kid
like guys fucking around with an M eight and he
put it on his head. He's saying, hey, look at
me over here. Blew his fucking head off.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Yeah yeah, yeah, maybe this will do that if they're
directly off of your head. When they go off. Yep,
it's crazy. I mean a lot of people don't know that.
But but if you do, put like a pretty serious
charge of explosives on top of your fucking hat and
then light it, you can get gravely injured. Oh boy,
(27:19):
So Daisy pulls the old guilt switch on Deanna. She's
gonna go She's gonna stay up Deanna and go down.
This is Macavellian management. I love it you. Why don't
you go to sleep. I'll take care of Yeah, that's fine,
we'll do it your way. Fine, And it doesn't work
on Tianna because Deanna, despite her being from everywhere and
(27:44):
you know, hot as shit, she's just got such a
bad attitude. I mean, she she goes, she's just trying
to be a martyr. Fuck her. I mean, there's there's
nothing you can teach this one.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Yeah, it's not gonna work.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
I used to try this stuff when I was in management.
I'd be like, okay, I'll do that, like I'm a
Daisy position. Yeah, but I'll remember that. So just so
you know, I'm gonna remember this.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
That's what I did. Okay, got it. So everyone has
to get up and get the clubbers some food. Once
they arrived back.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
I couldn't believe this. My wife liked this move to
eat dinner and then go out to a club till
five thirty in the morning. I'm not accusing them of anything.
I personally would need something, some adderall or something to
keep me awake. There's no fucking way I could club
that late.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
No way. Did you see that? I just spilt the
macha and none came out.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
None came out. That's a sign.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
It's a good omen for twenty twenty five. Listen, we
get prepped for a sea ra at night out pretty
much immediately in the morning.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Yeah. I was gonna say though, the food they got
served at five thirty in the morning was what I
generally put in my four year old's lunchbox before she
goes to school.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Yeah, it's what you want to eat. It's this weird
thing where like at two, you have to stumble into
this food. You can't sit to eat this food. No,
if you're gonna eat macaroni and cheese and quesadias and pizza,
it has to be a tornado of hedonistic gluttony. You
(29:12):
can't be sat at a table being served to this stuff.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
All right, I want to hear what the audience has
to say about this. I think food never tastes better
than when you come back from a bar at one
point thirty in the morning. Yeah, or you roll through
that taco bell and I'll take one of everything, yeah,
which I've done before.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Yeah, I've been in the car with you when you've
done it.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Yeah, sir, how can I take your order? What would
you like everything?
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Yeah? And me and my wife are in the front seat,
were like, you want the fucking chicken pita. That's right,
Oh that's my favorite. Of course I will have the
chicken pita. That's my favorite. Jesus.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
So I don't know why, but this when Glenn tells
Chase to get the K two R spray down the table,
it made me want to be a sea rat. I
don't know what it was. It was like this, they
know there's a specific kind of spray yep, and the
sun shining and abetha baby, and he goes get the
(30:11):
K two R. It's it reeks of like an ecosystem,
you know, like they know the rules and regulations in
the code of this this world that they're in.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Let me tell you my two kids if they went
to school and kind of got themselves set up after
high school, they went to some at least they got
a direction that they were going to head and if
they wanted to go off and be sea rats for
a year a year, I'd say, you can probably learn
something from this.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Yeahfore too. Yeah, you can learn how to how to
behave Yeah, you can learn how to act right. You know.
It's a little bit like uh, like boot camp exactly. Yeah,
and you get to travel all over the place, ants,
sucked down boots and fuck sea rats.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
You know it's god, it's good and bad sites.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
All right. So the ladies get ready to roll and
Deanna and Chase chat a bit. Now finally we lock
in where she's from. It's Portugal. We've known it, but
it's been very confusing. It's a quite a knuckleball of
an accent. Now Deanna and Chase are finally having a go,
and believe it or not, Danny heads.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Up to sabotage the bonding experience.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
To sabotage the Bonnie exer.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
It's right, she's a btcb I big time Kouchi blocker.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
I asked this question, is what Danny did that bad?
At the top of the show.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Yes, yes, yeah, it's we know what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
It's fucking disgusting and pathological. Like this is really like,
this is Gary kingshit, It really is. This is what
Gary does. This is what This is what people who
are sex and love addicts who don't know who they are,
who place, you know, external validation above everything on planet Earth,
(31:56):
you behave in disgusting ways. Yes, I want to go
too hard on a young woman, but this is this
is gollum like behavior.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Yeah, and I hate to say it, but for her
it worked. Yeah, I got charm.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Yeah, because guys are dumb.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Guys are dumb. Guys are dumb, and clearly Danny's playing
playing that fish in a barrel.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Dude's right. So we'll get to the tip meeting.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Yeah, I guess the part.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
And it's so clear that he's interested in Deanna and
not Danny. That's right, So clear. Tip meeting, Tip meeting.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Twenty four twenty four K twenty two hundred euros each.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Good for you, see rats, And Gary is not going
to be drinking. He refuses the champagne. Now, this is
the thing. Do the work in the dark, right, if
you're going to be alcohol free, let's not make a
performance out of it. Yes, right, So that's when you
know that something might not be as real as you
want it to be.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
So when I was sober for two years fifteen years ago,
initially when I went out, I told people, oh, I'm
not Drey right now, and my friends made the biggest
fucking deal about it. So eventually I just played this
game where I'd say I wouldn't announce that, and then
I'd order a Dia coke and I just pretend like
I was drinking a rum and coke, right, just because
I didn't want to deal with the bullshit. Sure, yeah,
(33:14):
he clearly likes the attention.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Yeah, yeah, oh thank you, but I'm not going to
be drinking.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
It's like, okay.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
So Chase brings the boys some beers and he's ready
to get rear. And this is Chase's first night out.
Now we had to dinner. Chase and Deanna are vibing,
and so is Cloise. Not really with anybody, he's just vibing.
He looks at Daisy and he says, I bet a
bunch of people are interested in getting a taste of Ireland,
which is one of the most baller slash revolting things
(33:44):
I've ever heard. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely, and or
the butt, oh nice, or the mouth. I mean, I
don't know why we have to be so vile about it. Now.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
A couple other notes worthy notes here, Dylan.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
I don't mean to say ball. It was it was.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
It was hilarious, hilarious, in appropriate, it was.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
It was hilarious in that it was coming from a
twenty two year old kid who thinks he has a
shot with this, this elder statesman of the boat.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Yeah. I do want to coach him up. Even in
the restaurant industry. We're not in the the nineties or
early two thousand and anthony More. Dan, you you start
using that kind of lego dround the kitchen, you're gonna
have yourself a fucking million dollar loss. To watch it,
young man. Thank god, you're a fucking sea rat. Okay. Uh.
There's a couple of things worth pointing out. David Davidil
(34:34):
is dressed like he does magic and had a and
had his head bitten off by a tiger.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Weihood of davidil not being able to do at least
some magic. He does some magic, Yeah, there's no way
he doesn't.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
And then I think this was before dinner, Deanna, lets
us see one of the worst looking tattoos I've ever
seen in my entire life, where I believe it was
on her arm and it was an homage to her
dead grampy. Oh yeah, yeah, and that was a horrible tattoo.
I have a friend that has R two D two
on his chest and this was even worse than that.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Her tattoo looks like it was done in jail with
the tattoo artists that was drinking toilet water while he
was working on it.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yeah, well, you got to get fucked up somehow, you
know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (35:15):
What do I call toilet water booze hooch hooch.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
Yeah, you know, from speaking of algorithms for a while,
I had on my algorithm for sometime jailhouse recipes for food,
and uh, it's sad.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
You don't want to go to prison.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
No.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
You ever had chili in a ziplock bag, I've seen
it made.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
You ever had cherry pie in a ziploc bag, I've
seen it made. Pretty much everything is made in a
ziplock back in prison, and at the end they all
say it's busting. It's not it's not food. It's Dylan.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Were you watching that show with me where they all
communicated on the toilet bowl? They go, hey, you're going
to go talk to him on the bowl? Yeah, and
then you'd start getting bad acne on your face because
your face was pressed up to the toilet bowls.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Yeah. Yeah, well your your face is uh, you know,
it's a little bit like getting uh, you know, facials
how their steam coming up, right, but it's it's kind
of scented with like, uh, eucalyptus oil and stuff like that, right,
imagine that, but it's s ended with you know, kind
of like blood and urine and fucking feeces.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
So yeah, let's go talk in the bowl.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Really, it does not do your pores a whole lot
of good. Now, Chase heads to the bathroom while Daisy
in front of Danny. Yeah, makes it even further more concrete.
She says, you guys are really vibing. I think that
this hitay, and Danny is looking along the entire time
(36:41):
like I.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Couldn't give two fucks that's right, but she does.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Now, Gary, good job. Gary does actually go the whole
time with no booze. Credit for our credits due, and
we head home and prep for the game. Now, the
game is going to be some hodgepodge of commands and
demands pulled out of a box which.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Was created developed earlier in the evening. The Sea Rats
knew they were coming back to this.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Yeah, who's the guy that created Jeopardy MERV Griffin MERV Griffin. Yeah,
it's like a merv Griffin game, but for Sea Rats. Now,
Gary's being very melodramatic in the bunk. Yeah, he's telling
Daffodil that this life isn't cut out. He's not cut
out for this life anymore. And he's gonna tie his belonging.
He's on a on a stick and he's gonna head
(37:29):
out after this.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Oh yeah, he's gonna start jumping on the back of
train train cars. Yeah yeah, I think, uh.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
He's gonna go west towards Selena's.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
The alternative is that he just got a call from
production from below Deck and they're not renewing his contract.
This was right around the time he was probably going
off on his Instagram. I think they made him shut
it off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's talking a lot of shit.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Yeah all right, So a couple of different pieces of
paper get pulled. The sucking blow is always a fun one, right,
and then we get to recreate your favorite movie scene
makeout and Danny gets the poll. Now this one, I'm
not really you can't have too many gripes with what
(38:15):
Danny's doing here. Okay, she's just playing the game, right,
don't Chase. She's not gonna hook up with Priest, She's
not gonna hook up with Klois. Right. But once that's over,
she attacks. Oh yeah she does, And dumb, dumb Chase
completely plays into the entire thing. Not only does he
(38:37):
allow her to mount him in front of Deanna and
make out with him, he leaves the jacuzzi with her
to go and bang in the master.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
And then I like how she goes whatever. Anthony was
the door guy at the beach club. Yeah, it's like,
just say, you know, I had another dude in here. Yeah,
and I didn't have sex with him. He's like, hey,
you know, thank you for letting.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
Me know that.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Yeah, yeah, that detail does not matter at all.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
No, no, no, no, he might as well have said
I don't give a shit. But the my thing with
Danny is like, don't say that, right because it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
And if you're going to be truthful about it. Let's
go all the way because you definitely didn't do nothing
in there, right, Yeah, I believe. What's the point of
being transparent and lying while you do it?
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Well, that's why we need reunions. Well, when they left,
Deanna watched them leave like she was at a high
school dance and her best friend just asked the boy
she liked to dance. Yeah, it was really sad.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
It was really sad. I feel horrible for Deanna. And
we'll be back next week to break the whole thing down.
Until then, get in the comments let us know what
you thought about the episode. Go to patreon dot com,
Slash Another podcast network, pmz Aps, Salt Lake City and more.
We'll see you next week. I'm dyling Mary, dismiss everybody.
(40:00):
I'm dyl saying goodbye, pat say goodbye. Let her down.
Happy hannakhah
The priest writes a sketch and it actually does go
off with that hitch. This is actually quite fantastic they did.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
They pulled it off, and it's because they sold the
hell out of it. Okay, you can't be a little
insecure when you're trying to sell this performance. And I
got to think, and I'm like, they should do this
in emergency rooms around the world to cheer people up. Yeah, hey,
this guy lost his arm lighting a firecracker. Let's cheer
him up with a reenactment. Who's that guy over there
with his uh oh, that's your arm. He's pretending to
(00:26):
be your arm.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, see him wiggling around on the ground.
I think that'd be actually a really really good just
a great idea. Hi, Hello, and welcome to another brand
(00:54):
spanking new episode of another Blowdeck podcast. I am Dylan,
that's pat Hey, good to be here. I gotta tell
you a bit of a flu game for me right now.
I kinked my neck. But there's exciting news. Patty got
his cute little ass in here over the weekend and
(01:18):
completely redid the studio.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
It looks like a real studio now.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yeah, it looks like a real studio. Now you've got
your macha. You're gonna be flying high on the creative
effects of that at lacture pretty soon. But Patty, why
don't you just tell the tell the people about the
work that you.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Oh wow, bad neck?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Huh ah. I couldn't I couldn't even move yesterday. Wow.
I couldn't even move yesterday. Wow. And if this has
happened to you, get in the comments, let us know
how did you remedy it? Have you ever gotten a
kink neck?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
I had a pinch nerve for about a year. I
can only sleep on one side. And because I'm so
averse to going to see a doctor, yeah, I just
dealt with the pain. Eventually, it just, I guess, kind
of patched itself up, and I was, Okay, it's pretty miserable.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yep, super miserable. But go ahead and tell the people.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
You know what. It's gonna bore everyone. Producer Klin came up.
Him and I hung out for an entire day. We
got subs. We got subs. Yeah, we hated the floor.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Where'd you get subs from?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Gim mellows?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Oh okay, he went pretty nice? Yeah, no subway for
you two. Hard work now, he wouldn't go for it.
Oh really, you tried to get him. You tried to
get him to eat side subway.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
He said, no, let's go, let's go somewhere. That's good.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Did you guys sit down?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
No, I don't sit down. I keep working. I don't
take lunch breaks. Okay, that's why I'm so successful, all.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Right, Yeah, you know it's kind of that's what's wrong
with America. You know, in my communist.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Opinion, right, we should be more like the French. They're
fighting to like work two days a week. Now, what
are you gonna do with the other I don't know
how many days is that?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Le five eat cheese and bang away at each other
and fucking have coffees all day.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Don't forget smoke cigarettes.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Smoke cigarettes and read you know, I mean a drink.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Want By the way, I know this's probably illegal for
me to do this. This is why you guys have
to listen to aps. Two things happened to me this week.
One my wife one front row to watch our daughter's recital.
So we got a VIP seating an entire row in
front of the performance, and it caused a whole lot
of issues with other parents. Wondering why two people were
(03:22):
taking up an entire front row. Oh my god, made
me feel very uncomfortable. I don't want my wife to
ever do that again.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
You have to win VIP seats to it.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
It was a raffle, and my wife realized like, hey,
not a lot of people signed up for a front
row at this special recital.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Well why would you Well.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Because it's kind of nice to be able to take
pictures and video of your kids without some big fat
head in front of you picture. So my wife kind
of rigged the game. She like submitted multiple raffle tickets
or she won this thing, and we were the most
hated people at that recital.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
We'll break it down a page Dot compost.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Second late, this is illegue. I was at seven eleven
trying to get a SpongeBob ice cream for my daughter. Yeah,
that's why I was late for that business meeting we
were gonna do. Oh yeah, and this lady was in there. Uh,
there had to be a row of fifteen people. I
videoed all of it. I'll debut that on Aps Scratchers.
She's she would have thought she was at a casino table.
(04:18):
She's got the scratchers out of course she's got a
stack of cigarette boxes there. And this lady does not
turn around to give a peace of mind to anybody
who she's delaying their goddamn day. By the way, seven eleven,
please please, or maybe Jeff Bezos I got to talk
to him about this. Start selling scratch tickets on Amazon
(04:38):
in cigarettes. You'll make the line at seven eleven. Just
with that, it's so much faster.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I really wish that Luigi Mangiani would have pointed his
gun at these people, you know what I mean, exactly
kidding that was the right target. I mean, no kidding.
You shouldn't kill anything.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
No, you shouldn't kill anybody, kill.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Anybody except that woman at the front of them.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
That's right, she can go.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
But yeah, now you have to vote.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
You vote in correct politicians and uh.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
And you have to write strongly worded letters. We're joking.
Patreon dot com slash another podcast network, uh for Salt
Lake City APS, PMZ, the whole works. We're gonna do.
We're gonna do a big New Year get together with
the fans over a Patreon. We haven't done one in
a while. We got in the New Year, we got
(05:31):
pat and I are so awkward on those, but we
got to get together. We're gonna do a happy hour
in the new year. So go to Patreon on comp
slash another podcast network. We love you all very much.
We are here to break down Below Deck one an
episode it was we think so yeah. I mean, we
had previously on it just showed a bunch of shots
at Gary, uh, being a drunk. So I figured we
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were going to have some serious, serious Gary being a
drunk stuff tonight, but alas we did not as a
man awakened. He's a man, I know, he's a little
bit like to read, you know.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Uh, him attempting a sober life was laughable. I'll give
you credit for trying. If you really are I seem
to believe that you're doing this for the cameras.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Okay, yeah, yeah, Well I give the episode probably four pots.
It was a really good episode. And and the thing
about this episode was we got to see you know,
I don't know how much loyalty Danny O's to Deanna.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Well, she's a BTCB.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Btc B.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
That's right, that's what Danny is.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Ok.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Big time couch blocker.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Big time couch blocker. All right, now you laid out
the acronym, and in what world did I think I
was ever going to get there?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I don't know. I think you could you think in
the mind of Pat Bocker.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Yeah, well, but the question is, and we'll explore the
kind of like uh, you know, philosophy, philosophical ramifications of
this the end of the episode. But like, do sea rats,
oh one another loyalty at all? You know? These are
sea rats at the end of the day. So is
what Danny did that bad? Who knows? Four pots?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Four pots? I don't know what happened this episode? Okay, God,
I guess Ronnie was kind of nasty on occasion.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Were you watching the Atlanta Falcons play the Raiders last night?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
But I did watch. I did my old work. This
is my job, that job.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
That was a great game. Three to fifteen. Oh no,
I think it got up to nine. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Let's see here. Yeah. Oh, we'll get into that comedy show.
The reenactment of the jellyfish attack. Yeah, they actually kind
of pulled it off.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
They pulled up.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
But still the season is winding down. I think we
have four episodes left. They will despite next week being
Jesus' Birthday week. Below Deck has no allegiance to spirituality.
They will post an episode for next week, and I
guess we'll be here recapping it. Yeah, but for now,
zero notts.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Okay, well, let's get into the whole lot of it, Pap.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I'll start us off with a bit, kick us off. Okay,
So we begin the episode with Danny letting us know
that Daisy is constantly having a quote unquote go at her.
And I don't know if Daisy has spent the entire
season going at Danny. She did, however, point out to
every c route working on the vessel that Danny is
a whore.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Yeah, the thing about calling Danny Ahua in front of
everybody was pretty nasty. But then we get to my
favorite thing is when people go this happens all the time.
And then we cut back to the footage, of which
there's maybe an exhibit and a half's worth of evidence.
Danny feels victimized by Daisy a lot, and so does Deanna,
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and Daisy's not doing anything to them other than telling
them to do their jobs. But you know, these kids
these days, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Yeah, I will these kids these So Deanna is more
vocal to Daisy's face about you.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Doesn't want to do any work at all.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
That's right, you're too hot, she's poor.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
She's too hot.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
But if you'll notice, uh, Danny appears to be doing
a bunch of complaining, but not to Daisy's face. It's
behind her back. It's speaking to the audience.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Right.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
So this is why in one of our barnacles pointed
out and I thought it was a good point. This
is why we need reunions. We can go back and go, hey, Daisy,
look at her talk trash talk you.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah, where we're gonna have reunions for southern charm a couple. Well,
we're gonna get Shep's fucking puffy ass out there, have
him whip up a bunch of smut and lies, and
have Patricia walk out there and die on stage. I mean,
my god, that's the point of that.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I can't you know what Shep's got to go. A
lot of people love him, but he is just a
bloated pig. I he's a drunk, bloated pig. There's nothing
charming about.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
My wife put on an episode the other night. I
don't watch this stuff, right because I'm not a big
fan of Greg and I'm not a big fan of
any of it. Yeah, Austin, you gotta be kidding me.
Just a bunch of fucking you know, dufices, dufus white
you know, fucking what are you guys even tying? But
they had Shep on and he was facetiming this beautiful
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woman from Jamaica. He does really well, and I was
just like, sister, you ring that man dry, get on
the show, get your ig up, and then dump his act,
because that's what that is.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
It's worked before. That's how girls get on the show.
You date Shep for a little while. They make your
main cast members.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
That being said, I don't watch the show at all.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah, be either. Okay. So Chase walks past Deanna. He says,
you're awesome, we love you. That's that self help seminar energy.
That's really you know, if it was in such desperate
you know, it's a little bit like the last five
minutes at a buffet being on this boat. You know,
Deanna talked about in the beginning of the season. She
was like, I'm gonna get Stockholm syndrome and get horny.
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But if it was just like normal circumstances, walking past
a girl, you don't know, and going you're awesome, we
love you like that would probably I mean, you know,
it'd be like a sham wow.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Well if you is that what they call those things?
Is that? How you buff her a car?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Well? That guy that got in trouble for like killing
prostitutes or something. Do you remember that guy?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
There's been a few of them.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yeah, he did all the demos on live TV and
then he was like he was arrested for I think
killing prostitutes or something like that in the comments let
us know.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
I don't remember that one. Well, meanwhile, the primary appears
to be recovering from that brutal jellyfish sting, and I
have to give her props. She's pretty tough. No request
for a doctor or an emergency room visit. We had
a sea rat a couple of seasons ago, leave the
boat for a toothache. Who's that Kyle? Oh that's right, Yeah,
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you know how he's doing.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Yeah yeah, yeah, he was in tears.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Oh, he's very much in pain.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah. So we break for a little like itinerary meeting.
We're going to be doing doing the procession for the guests,
and we get a little sa rat history with the
priest evidently he was.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
I think was it Saint Carmen?
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Well he was at an orgy?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Oh okay, yeah, cool, that would be my religion.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Orgies.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Well, yeah, you know, not every once, you know, every
once in a while.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
How's that, macha, you know what?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I'm getting really high? Actually, when you think about orgies,
it seems more on the outside it seems like it'd
be fun, but in practicality it's uh no.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
No, no, I would. I would feel one. You'd have
to get tuned up to where every angle of you
you'd be fine with someone seeing right. And there are
certain angles we all have them that we're just like,
please don't walk behind me, or you know, you know
I've said there's that. But then also just the fucking
ball of snakes and the cat's cradle of all the
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flesh and fluid it.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Yes, let me share something with you, Dylan. Twenty years ago,
I was dating this girl, Caroline, and she knew a
security guard and so you had to pay fifty bucks each.
This is twenty years ago. Imagine what that is for
inflation now. Yeah, and it had to be in a
girl and a guy couple to come. So we it
was us and two other couples. We were going there
as a joke. We're all like twenty two or something
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and shuld show up to this orgy thing. Yeah, and
we go in there, and let me tell you something.
I took a look around that room. You wouldn't want
to have sex with any of these people.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
The only people that show up to gangbangs and orgies
are people that you would not want to have sex
with or see naked.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Or you have to pay exorbitant amounts of money. And
it's in West Hollywood somewhere, and everybody's in masks, and
you know, part of part of you know, a real
good orgy is that you want to you want to
look into the eyeball, so the person that you're slavey
you'll never remember, you know. That's you know. So I'm out.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
I need intimacy.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
I need intimacy in my orgies. Okay, So let's move on.
Daisy has to tell the girls that they're going to
have a late night and it doesn't go well. The
girls are very very pissed off about this. Now, we
we've talked about in the past that the work life
balance on these boats are illegal, but they've pretty much
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gotten by very smoothly this season. Dacy's done a great
job with them them having to get five hours of
sleep one time and throwing this big of a canipshit
is insane to me.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Well, sleep is very important to people. But Dylan, this
is when she was going over the schedule with her stews. Right,
that's what you said.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I just want to make sure I'm clear. We're here.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Well, these dudes have a really bad attitude, and Daisy
reminds them how she got where she is is a
good attitude and hard work. Right, listen up, if you
work this hard, you two can be thirty four and
sleep in the room the size of a bathroom with
a roommate on a bunk bed.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Shoot for the stock.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Shoot for the stars. And that roommate is Gary. Who there?
I mean? She and Gary are falling in love and
the only problem that she really has with him is
that he takes any shit.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Well, Dyl, to say they're not on the same page
is not enough. They're not even reading from the same book.
He's working towards marriage and she thinks he's lactaolse intolerant
and discussed and drunk. Now, Dyll, I do want to
digress for a second here, when they were discussing that
Broadway musical of a reenactment of the Jellyfish. I believe
it was Glenn's idea. Yeah, maybe Daisies, I don't know.
(15:52):
At the time, I thought it was about as good
at an idea as a Broadway musical about the film Carrie.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Yeah, yeah, you know, yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
I thought I was going to go over like a
lead balloon.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Oh wow, pig they're doing the pig blood thing.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
How did how did that? I think that show did
fairly well.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Now it closed after six days. It was a lot
of money they poured into that thing in nineteen eighty six.
I have a whole book about filled Broadway musicals. Why
it's fun to read about it, all these productions, you know.
But you know, dell uh. When Keith overhears them discussing
this and he wants to participate, we do get a
little tiny bit of sea rat history with him. He
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has a theater background apparently, and he did a little
soft Shoe. Dylan's right, Keith's kay. We are allies though, yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yeah, H like a h I.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Like being an ally.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
What is soft shoe? Soft show?
Speaker 2 (16:49):
A little tap, A little tap.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Dude, I could bust out a wicked tap when I
was younger. I really could. All right, So we get
to party decorps and the girls start hanging streamers. They're
gold and black. The primary Ronnie sees them hanging black streamers,
and she kind of flips a gear a little bit.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
I think this was odd behavior. Perhaps it's the jelly
poison taking jellyfish poison taking effect, or maybe the tequila.
But she was tripping like David was when he went
to that rave and married that guy. Uh, what you
don't remember David? Davidil he went to a he left
the rave married. Yeah, he's a free spirit.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
That's right. Well you call them David's oh dad.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Sorry sorry, Yeah. Well, here's what's odd about Ronnie's critique
of this. She says that black and gold are colors
where old women shot for clothes at Target. There's a
problem here. While she's given this critique, she's wearing black
and gold.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Yeah. So here's the thing with with Ronnie kind of
flipping a gear about this whole thing. Usually, when people
are like upset about something like for it to land,
they have to pull from like cultural markers, right like, Well,
in this specific example, so if you're going to flip
out about how something you've done is insulting, because culturally
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this is seen, it has to have been seen, right.
You can't just say black and Gold is over the
hill and just keep screaming that in our society black
and gold means over the hill when not a single
fucking human being has ever heard. I mean, past man,
am I crazy?
Speaker 2 (18:36):
She is?
Speaker 1 (18:37):
She was tripping.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
It's that jellyfish poison taking it way through her system.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
She's talking about going to Walgreens and how black and
gold the Walgreens means you're over the hill. I mean,
I don't know what. I haven't the faintest fucking idea
what she is talking about.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Ronnie, if you want to come on the show and
explain yourself, we'll have you on.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Hit us up. Quit tripping the product. The procession is
going to be asking Saint Harmon for good luck, and
she's supposed to give people on boats, fishermen, sailors good
luck on the open seas. Tell that to those fucking.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
In Gloston, Massachusetts. Yeah, tell these.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Guys in Glosson.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
I forgot that movie is so over dramatic. Yeah yeah, yeah, Well,
Eelo's foreman directed it. George Clooney did not belong in
that film. Mass Boston accent is so absurdly. He is
not a good actor. Who else, Mack Wahlberg, He's from
Massachusetts and his accent was horrible. Yeah, it's so odd
when Ben Affleck does his Massachusetts he's from there, and
(19:39):
it's still horrible. God. Yeah, anyway, that movie is horrible.
Everybody dies, Yeah, yeah, yeah, everybody dies.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
No. I don't think George Klooney. What was that movie
called The Perfect Star? That's right, I don't think George
Clooney is Ben.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Asked the sailors if it was perfect?
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Huh? George Cleone was in one of my favorite movies
of all time. That's that burn.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
After reading that was good, I think that's more of
the writing though.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Dylan. Yeah, but he was great in that.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Brad Pitt was good in that too, and he couldn't
act his way out of a wet paper bag. He's
horrible too.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
He is not horrible, but he's pretty. Other movie that
he was in that he was absolutely fantastic and another
one of my favorite movies of all time. I love
George Clooney, Michael Clayton.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
That was the writing Okay, I mean watch George Clooney, okay,
forced to carry a film in Batman and Robin and
watch how stiff a performance?
Speaker 1 (20:29):
That is what was the writing?
Speaker 2 (20:30):
It was bad writing. Yeah, he picked it all right.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
So we get back to the boat.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Oh, I do want to say this, when the guests
go out for this whole thing, isn't it nice to
watch back and see all the sea rats mock you
and call you a fucking bitch?
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Yeah, where you're off the boat? Yeah, Danny, Danny, truth hurts, bitch.
You're old. Fifty is not old.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Danny, No, it's not. It's young.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
It's very young.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
I consider at the beginning of your second act.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
It's kind of in the middle of your second act.
And if you're referring to yourself, you're gonna what did
you set yourself sixty eight.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
When I'm gonna die?
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah, maybe a little bit longer, sixty nine.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Maybe I'll hit seventy two.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
You want to get to seventy two?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
I think the average life expectancy for a man three
in America is seventy three.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Yeah, and then for a woman, I think it's eighty two,
although I think it's going down.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Yeah, I wonder why it's all that red dye.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Yeah, seriously, won't allow it in the house. About gatory
the other day, the red kind wife threw it out.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Good for her flaming hot cheetahs, dude, I mean, people
are just going nuts over them. It's like you can't
it's the flaming hot cheetahs we have in this country
are banned everywhere else in the world. Is that right?
How the doritos we have in this country banned everywhere
else in the world.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Speaking of processions, I don't know why my algorithm on
social media feeds me this. It was a bunch of
cheerleaders at a football game walking down the stands. Ah,
it did not look good for America.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Oh chevies, Oh.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Every single one of them. I felt bad.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, My algorithm is pretty much just midgets
and people with Down syndrome.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Really, yeah, what do you look at at?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Well, it's just you know, we we started doing this
other show considers Social Club, and my co host always says,
the downs are rising, the Downs are having a renaissance
right where we're finally realizing how incredible and amazing and
light they are. Right, And you know, I'm sorry we
shouldn't be talking about midgets and people with Down syndrome.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Well, and little people we can talk about.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Well, midgets are are they're having another renaissance themselves. I
mean they're killing it.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Yeah. And a little word of advice to men out
there that aren't packing downstairs.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
If you got a little don't don't don't. So we
get back to the boat. Kloys and Daisy have to
get you know, my other the other thing is just
people eating food, like fat people eating food. You gotta
get off social media. You just gotta get off it.
(23:12):
There's nothing good there. So Chlois and Daisy have to
get there. Timing down just six right because the last
time it didn't go well. And Klois thinks that he
is married to Daisy the same way that Gary thinks
he's married to Daisy. This girl is turning these boys
up and down. Man, But it's confusing why Chloise is
(23:33):
so head over heels for Daisy because she's been quite
rude to him, although he is still in the like,
if you're picking on me, you might have a crush
on me. Daisy hates Cloise. Yeah, she says, every time
I do a dinner with him, I don't know what
I'm going to get, which is so absurdly unfair. He has,
(23:53):
he's been, He's had some misses, but overall Clois has
been a very good chef this season. Yeah, for days
to go. Who the fuck we're not serving mukeeka and
fucking chicken fingers.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Okay, I don't forget the girl that was folding laundry
one day. The next day she's preparing Italian meals for
paying guests.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Mm hmm. It's just it's completely unfair. But we get
to the dinner, which is Beats out with Barana and Lemon.
I think we had some fried beat crystals on the side,
and we also had How did I not write down
the set? How did I not write? How did I?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Are you referring to the steak and Frito's that little
d's great?
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Yeah, with the cherry would Yeah, everybody lived at the
same time.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Cherry, that's my least favorite flavor.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Who's face? Who's whose flavor? Is it?
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Not?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
The least cherry is discussing?
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Cherry is disgusting.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
It's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Oh there's ice cream over there? Oh nice? What is flair?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Oh cherry?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
No thanks, I'll do it The only good cherry is
the cherry pop tart. Cherry pop tarts. I don't know why,
I'll tell.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
You because it's not cherry. It's not cherry. It's like
a berry kind of chemical thing. It tastes wonderful, but
it's definitely not cherry.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Pop tarts are magnificently.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
They don't make a bad pop tart, don't it.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yeah, they do. Do you know there's two hundred flavors
of pop tarts throughout the world, insane amounts of pop tarts.
I'll go out on a limon. I'll say brown sugar,
not a good pop tart.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Oh, I love that one, not a good pop tart.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
I can't say. Get in the comments, let us say
your favorite pop tart. I think we've done that before.
So the priest writes a sketch and it actually does
go off without a hitch. This is actually quite fantastic.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
They did. They pulled it off, and it's because they
sold the hell out of it. Okay, you can't be
a little insecure when you're trying to sell this performance.
And I got to think, and I'm like, they should
do this in emergency rooms around the world to cheer
people up. Yeah, hey, this guy lost his arm lighting
a firecracker. Let's cheer him up with a reenactment. Who's
that guy over there with? Oh, that's your arm, he's
(26:02):
pretending to be your arm. Yeah yeah, yeah, see him
wiggling around on the ground.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
I think that'd be actually a really really good just
a great idea. Okay, So let's say somebody loses their
sight just in one eye from a firecrackccent.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Lots of those around out you know the summer time.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And so they go in and they
like reenact it and stuff, and then the guy's just like,
oh okay, and he's bumping into walls. And then the
guy in the bed who has melted the eyeball out
of his head, it's like, move to tears.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
He's moved, he moved.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yeah, that's a great idea.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Know their kid from my town, well I never met him.
This is just the lore that this happened. Some kid
like guys fucking around with an M eight and he
put it on his head. He's saying, hey, look at
me over here. Blew his fucking head off.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Yeah yeah, yeah, maybe this will do that if they're
directly off of your head. When they go off. Yep,
it's crazy. I mean a lot of people don't know that.
But but if you do, put like a pretty serious
charge of explosives on top of your fucking hat and
then light it, you can get gravely injured. Oh boy,
(27:19):
So Daisy pulls the old guilt switch on Deanna. She's
gonna go She's gonna stay up Deanna and go down.
This is Macavellian management. I love it you. Why don't
you go to sleep. I'll take care of Yeah, that's fine,
we'll do it your way. Fine, And it doesn't work
on Tianna because Deanna, despite her being from everywhere and
(27:44):
you know, hot as shit, she's just got such a
bad attitude. I mean, she she goes, she's just trying
to be a martyr. Fuck her. I mean, there's there's
nothing you can teach this one.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Yeah, it's not gonna work.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
I used to try this stuff when I was in management.
I'd be like, okay, I'll do that, like I'm a
Daisy position. Yeah, but I'll remember that. So just so
you know, I'm gonna remember this.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
That's what I did. Okay, got it. So everyone has
to get up and get the clubbers some food. Once
they arrived back.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
I couldn't believe this. My wife liked this move to
eat dinner and then go out to a club till
five thirty in the morning. I'm not accusing them of anything.
I personally would need something, some adderall or something to
keep me awake. There's no fucking way I could club
that late.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
No way. Did you see that? I just spilt the
macha and none came out.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
None came out. That's a sign.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
It's a good omen for twenty twenty five. Listen, we
get prepped for a sea ra at night out pretty
much immediately in the morning.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Yeah. I was gonna say though, the food they got
served at five thirty in the morning was what I
generally put in my four year old's lunchbox before she
goes to school.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Yeah, it's what you want to eat. It's this weird
thing where like at two, you have to stumble into
this food. You can't sit to eat this food. No,
if you're gonna eat macaroni and cheese and quesadias and pizza,
it has to be a tornado of hedonistic gluttony. You
(29:12):
can't be sat at a table being served to this stuff.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
All right, I want to hear what the audience has
to say about this. I think food never tastes better
than when you come back from a bar at one
point thirty in the morning. Yeah, or you roll through
that taco bell and I'll take one of everything, yeah,
which I've done before.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Yeah, I've been in the car with you when you've
done it.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Yeah, sir, how can I take your order? What would
you like everything?
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Yeah? And me and my wife are in the front seat,
were like, you want the fucking chicken pita. That's right,
Oh that's my favorite. Of course I will have the
chicken pita. That's my favorite. Jesus.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
So I don't know why, but this when Glenn tells
Chase to get the K two R spray down the table,
it made me want to be a sea rat. I
don't know what it was. It was like this, they
know there's a specific kind of spray yep, and the
sun shining and abetha baby, and he goes get the
(30:11):
K two R. It's it reeks of like an ecosystem,
you know, like they know the rules and regulations in
the code of this this world that they're in.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Let me tell you my two kids if they went
to school and kind of got themselves set up after
high school, they went to some at least they got
a direction that they were going to head and if
they wanted to go off and be sea rats for
a year a year, I'd say, you can probably learn
something from this.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Yeahfore too. Yeah, you can learn how to how to
behave Yeah, you can learn how to act right. You know.
It's a little bit like uh, like boot camp exactly. Yeah,
and you get to travel all over the place, ants,
sucked down boots and fuck sea rats.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
You know it's god, it's good and bad sites.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
All right. So the ladies get ready to roll and
Deanna and Chase chat a bit. Now finally we lock
in where she's from. It's Portugal. We've known it, but
it's been very confusing. It's a quite a knuckleball of
an accent. Now Deanna and Chase are finally having a go,
and believe it or not, Danny heads.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Up to sabotage the bonding experience.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
To sabotage the Bonnie exer.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
It's right, she's a btcb I big time Kouchi blocker.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
I asked this question, is what Danny did that bad?
At the top of the show.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Yes, yes, yeah, it's we know what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
It's fucking disgusting and pathological. Like this is really like,
this is Gary kingshit, It really is. This is what
Gary does. This is what This is what people who
are sex and love addicts who don't know who they are,
who place, you know, external validation above everything on planet Earth,
(31:56):
you behave in disgusting ways. Yes, I want to go
too hard on a young woman, but this is this
is gollum like behavior.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Yeah, and I hate to say it, but for her
it worked. Yeah, I got charm.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Yeah, because guys are dumb.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Guys are dumb. Guys are dumb, and clearly Danny's playing
playing that fish in a barrel.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Dude's right. So we'll get to the tip meeting.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Yeah, I guess the part.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
And it's so clear that he's interested in Deanna and
not Danny. That's right, So clear. Tip meeting, Tip meeting.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Twenty four twenty four K twenty two hundred euros each.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Good for you, see rats, And Gary is not going
to be drinking. He refuses the champagne. Now, this is
the thing. Do the work in the dark, right, if
you're going to be alcohol free, let's not make a
performance out of it. Yes, right, So that's when you
know that something might not be as real as you
want it to be.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
So when I was sober for two years fifteen years ago,
initially when I went out, I told people, oh, I'm
not Drey right now, and my friends made the biggest
fucking deal about it. So eventually I just played this
game where I'd say I wouldn't announce that, and then
I'd order a Dia coke and I just pretend like
I was drinking a rum and coke, right, just because
I didn't want to deal with the bullshit. Sure, yeah,
(33:14):
he clearly likes the attention.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Yeah, yeah, oh thank you, but I'm not going to
be drinking.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
It's like, okay.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
So Chase brings the boys some beers and he's ready
to get rear. And this is Chase's first night out.
Now we had to dinner. Chase and Deanna are vibing,
and so is Cloise. Not really with anybody, he's just vibing.
He looks at Daisy and he says, I bet a
bunch of people are interested in getting a taste of Ireland,
which is one of the most baller slash revolting things
(33:44):
I've ever heard. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely, and or
the butt, oh nice, or the mouth. I mean, I
don't know why we have to be so vile about it. Now.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
A couple other notes worthy notes here, Dylan.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
I don't mean to say ball. It was it was.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
It was hilarious, hilarious, in appropriate, it was.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
It was hilarious in that it was coming from a
twenty two year old kid who thinks he has a
shot with this, this elder statesman of the boat.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Yeah. I do want to coach him up. Even in
the restaurant industry. We're not in the the nineties or
early two thousand and anthony More. Dan, you you start
using that kind of lego dround the kitchen, you're gonna
have yourself a fucking million dollar loss. To watch it,
young man. Thank god, you're a fucking sea rat. Okay. Uh.
There's a couple of things worth pointing out. David Davidil
(34:34):
is dressed like he does magic and had a and
had his head bitten off by a tiger.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Weihood of davidil not being able to do at least
some magic. He does some magic, Yeah, there's no way
he doesn't.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
And then I think this was before dinner, Deanna, lets
us see one of the worst looking tattoos I've ever
seen in my entire life, where I believe it was
on her arm and it was an homage to her
dead grampy. Oh yeah, yeah, and that was a horrible tattoo.
I have a friend that has R two D two
on his chest and this was even worse than that.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Her tattoo looks like it was done in jail with
the tattoo artists that was drinking toilet water while he
was working on it.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yeah, well, you got to get fucked up somehow, you
know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (35:15):
What do I call toilet water booze hooch hooch.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
Yeah, you know, from speaking of algorithms for a while,
I had on my algorithm for sometime jailhouse recipes for food,
and uh, it's sad.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
You don't want to go to prison.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
No.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
You ever had chili in a ziplock bag, I've seen
it made.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
You ever had cherry pie in a ziploc bag, I've
seen it made. Pretty much everything is made in a
ziplock back in prison, and at the end they all
say it's busting. It's not it's not food. It's Dylan.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Were you watching that show with me where they all
communicated on the toilet bowl? They go, hey, you're going
to go talk to him on the bowl? Yeah, and
then you'd start getting bad acne on your face because
your face was pressed up to the toilet bowls.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Yeah. Yeah, well your your face is uh, you know,
it's a little bit like getting uh, you know, facials
how their steam coming up, right, but it's it's kind
of scented with like, uh, eucalyptus oil and stuff like that, right,
imagine that, but it's s ended with you know, kind
of like blood and urine and fucking feeces.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
So yeah, let's go talk in the bowl.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Really, it does not do your pores a whole lot
of good. Now, Chase heads to the bathroom while Daisy
in front of Danny. Yeah, makes it even further more concrete.
She says, you guys are really vibing. I think that
this hitay, and Danny is looking along the entire time
(36:41):
like I.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Couldn't give two fucks that's right, but she does.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Now, Gary, good job. Gary does actually go the whole
time with no booze. Credit for our credits due, and
we head home and prep for the game. Now, the
game is going to be some hodgepodge of commands and
demands pulled out of a box which.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Was created developed earlier in the evening. The Sea Rats
knew they were coming back to this.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Yeah, who's the guy that created Jeopardy MERV Griffin MERV Griffin. Yeah,
it's like a merv Griffin game, but for Sea Rats. Now,
Gary's being very melodramatic in the bunk. Yeah, he's telling
Daffodil that this life isn't cut out. He's not cut
out for this life anymore. And he's gonna tie his belonging.
He's on a on a stick and he's gonna head
(37:29):
out after this.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Oh yeah, he's gonna start jumping on the back of
train train cars. Yeah yeah, I think, uh.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
He's gonna go west towards Selena's.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
The alternative is that he just got a call from
production from below Deck and they're not renewing his contract.
This was right around the time he was probably going
off on his Instagram. I think they made him shut
it off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's talking a lot of shit.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Yeah all right, So a couple of different pieces of
paper get pulled. The sucking blow is always a fun one, right,
and then we get to recreate your favorite movie scene
makeout and Danny gets the poll. Now this one, I'm
not really you can't have too many gripes with what
(38:15):
Danny's doing here. Okay, she's just playing the game, right,
don't Chase. She's not gonna hook up with Priest, She's
not gonna hook up with Klois. Right. But once that's over,
she attacks. Oh yeah she does, And dumb, dumb Chase
completely plays into the entire thing. Not only does he
(38:37):
allow her to mount him in front of Deanna and
make out with him, he leaves the jacuzzi with her
to go and bang in the master.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
And then I like how she goes whatever. Anthony was
the door guy at the beach club. Yeah, it's like,
just say, you know, I had another dude in here. Yeah,
and I didn't have sex with him. He's like, hey,
you know, thank you for letting.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
Me know that.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Yeah, yeah, that detail does not matter at all.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
No, no, no, no, he might as well have said
I don't give a shit. But the my thing with
Danny is like, don't say that, right because it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
And if you're going to be truthful about it. Let's
go all the way because you definitely didn't do nothing
in there, right, Yeah, I believe. What's the point of
being transparent and lying while you do it?
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Well, that's why we need reunions. Well, when they left,
Deanna watched them leave like she was at a high
school dance and her best friend just asked the boy
she liked to dance. Yeah, it was really sad.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
It was really sad. I feel horrible for Deanna. And
we'll be back next week to break the whole thing down.
Until then, get in the comments let us know what
you thought about the episode. Go to patreon dot com,
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We'll see you next week. I'm dyling Mary, dismiss everybody.
(40:00):
I'm dyl saying goodbye, pat say goodbye. Let her down.
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