Part Chinese 3000 B.C. | RHOBH S14 E10

Dylan and Pat are back to break down DNA testing, timelines, Al Pacino's cell phone case, Reba and more from Bravo's RHOBH.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Where is the fresh sage now? Boss asks Kathy, And
I'm only calling her boss, and Kathy's present. What's up
with Kyle?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
She's so close, She's so close and a cold person.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
And Kathy says, uh, you know, I don't really speak
to her, so I wouldn't know. But how's p Je. Hey,

(00:38):
I'm talking to you. Hey doing, I'm doing great. Patty's
really mad at me right now. I am. And listen,
I'm Dylan. That's Patty.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Great to be here.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Where Ruby? List tonight? I am punishing Ruby tonight. I
don't even want to. I don't want to record with
my sister right now.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
I don't get into the politics of this family drama,
by the way, so I'm staying out of it.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
You're not stand out of it. You're firmly on Ruby's side.
You're firmly on Ruby. I just love you.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
I love you, love Ruby more than me, and you're
not that's not true. Your personal matters should not cross
over into our business.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Shut up, so stupid. My my mother and my sister
have they've they've gone into a bad investment together. It's
like they've invested in a pyramid scheme that which is
a puppy that I have kind of had to take
care of. I don't have time to do this.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
I can't do this.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
It's not my responsibility, but it is. And I'm very mad.
So anyways, or Ruby, list tonight, She'll be back. She's great, Okay,
can we get it in Patty's favorite. She's my favorite too,
but she's Patty's favorite. She's getting some housekeeping and foremost,
first and foremost, I know you guys hate the theme song.

(01:56):
I don't know what to tell me. The theme song
is like a Grace Jones.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh, I love Grace Jones.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah, Grace Jones is great, and there aren't a lot
of Beverly Hills songs that are like good.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
And we didn't want to go for the Weezer.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
I'm gonna put Weezer is probably outside of Foo Fighters,
my least favorite band of all time. I can't stand Weeezer.
I'm not gonna put Weezer at the top of the show.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
I understand, so listen.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
I don't know well.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
More importantly, more importantly, people that have been loyal listeners
to this feed bad TV for a number of years.
I think it's existed for two years. Yeah, Okay, we're
not going anywhere, but we're going somewhere else this feed.
Next time you probably listen to it. When you look
at the artwork on it, it's gonna have like an
X or a cross over it and we're gonna redirect
you to the new bad TV feed, which is going

(02:43):
to be let me just say explain how this is.
What's all the what's behind this? I can't talk right now?
Oh my god. Yeah another below deck. Podcasts and bad
TV are two feeds. We need to combine them. It's
a business move. We've talked to our people. They say
it's something we've tried to avoid for a long time.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
I'm trying to find the the taps. Oh it's called taps,
call taps. Yeah, I'm trying to play like it because
the feed's dying. Yeah, this isn't This is more of
like a rousing call to arms.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
That's right, So we need you guys. You'll see it.
We'll post a link or something to get you over
to the new bad TV feed where all the shows
will be there. You don't have to search each feed
in the morning to see when we drop something. It's
going to be in one place, one place.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
How's that sound del it sounds great. Price a bugle,
I think I found it. Honor the Fallen, that's it.
Why is it called taps? What is that?

Speaker 2 (03:35):
I don't know, that's what it's called. Mm hmm. But
dyl this is the bad feed.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
The bad TV feed is dead. No, no, no, well
it's dying.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Well no, but it's twin is emerging.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Right, It's twin is eating it. Basically, not to belabor
this point, the below deck feed is turning into bad TV.
If you've been there listening to all below deck, remain there.
All of the shows are moving to that feed because
it's more popular, So we're gonna move everything there. If
you're listening to this on bad TV right now, this

(04:08):
feed essentially has a terminal illness.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah, it's going to dry up, right yeah, yeah right.
And so as a gift for you paying attention and
following directions, I believe we are going to do this
season of Love is Blind for free. Makes me sick
on that feed, which is the former another blowdeck podcast feed,
the new feed for bad TV.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
All right, that's it. Hopefully you get it. Hopefully you
don't say anything angry or mean. Well, I don't even
care if you say neither say it whatever you want,
salt Lake last part of the reunion at Patreon Traders
rest of the season. Gosh, we got so much more
traders to go.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Dude, everyone's jumping on the damn bandwagon. I looked at
all our what do you call our peers? Not our peers?
Oh really Yeah, they're all jumping in doing recaps of
it now. But we're the best.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah, that's why you're gonna go to pay join dot
com slash slash another podcast network to get that. Okay,
we are here to talk about Beverly Hills housewives freaking
more like Beverly Hills of Beverly, Housewives.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Of San Fernando Valley, Snooze.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
No, so I was gonna say Snoozeville. More like, more
like Housewives of Beverly, more like housewives of Snoozeville.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Wow, you're giving your uh when do we read this?
The baby's items like, there's gonna be a low baby
score company.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
All right, one baby, one baby. That's it.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
You didn't like to read completely throwing Pique under the
bus and driving over his body repeatedly.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
That's why I gave it the one babe. Oh I
like that he did like that. Yeah, okay, no, I
like that. No, this was a good episode. I give
it like ninety babas because we had a lot of
fun stuff. We had Reba, who is just a fucking
vicious count of my god, what a fucking you know.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
The person you give a gift to that makes you
feel uncomfortable about giving it to them is a horrible person.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
You know. I've been reading this book East of Eden
and there's this character in it, Kathy, and she's described
as pretty much Satan right in Antebellum Lady Form. That's Riba.
Riba is just full of piss and vinegar and she's
mean and shit. So that's fun. Kathy is Chinese, that's right.

(06:31):
And Pique is aggressively pursuing divorce before the ten year mark.
You know, this is one hundred pot episode.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
It's so it's really good.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
I love how yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
That came to be as like, hey, did you know
that after ten years it's alimony for the rest of
your life? Oh wow, that never occurred to us.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Wait say again, wait wait how many years? It's so
crazy that like, go ahead and do your baby.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Oh I was gonna say, Tom Cruise famously divorced Nicole
Kidman at nine years in six months, got the hell
out of there.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
I wonder is it when you file? Because if I
was Nicole Kidman, I would just go, I'm not signing
anything for six months. Can you do that?

Speaker 2 (07:15):
You can push it off for a little while, but
I think it's still going to go back to that
date where he contested it. And I think there might
have been some infidelity in that relationship because one time,
Tom Cruise keeps a lot of things close to the vest,
like his sexuality.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
But also you're saying he's a game in I think so.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
But one time an interviewer asked him and I couldn't
believe he said it. He said, well, you know, just
a real inappropriate question, personal question, like, hey, what happened
with the marriage? He said, asked Nicole, which generally means.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
She she fucked around. That's right, that's so funny. The
how many babies do you give it?

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Okay, first off, I love loves are before.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
You move on, I want to stick with Tom Cruise
and scientology really quickly. Because Rebecca Minkoff is on Real
Housewives of Beverly New York. That's right, and she was
recently on part two of the Reunion, which they only
do two parts.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
I watched it, Yeah, I saw that it was extended
the part too though.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
How's that, Mike? Sorry it sounds horrible, Okay, one brind
just got off like it's like, how do you guys
not know that you're dealing with somebody who has borderline
personality disorder or like, you know, how like we're narcissists, right,
Like we start a podcast and we like like hearing
ourselves talk, but then you hear like narcissist narcissists and

(08:29):
you're like, oh, well that's actually a psycho. Yeah, yeah,
Like well how do you not like, why are you
hugging this girl?

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Well? They hate her? I mean, did you know?

Speaker 1 (08:37):
I think there was a lot of love at the
end for her.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
I think they hated her. And I think they hate Rebecca.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Too a lot. Well, Rebecca Minkov is sitting there and
anticoats how do you feel about Karen from Athens George
to right again saying that scientology is a cult and
she said that's hate speech, and I wanted to walk
through the television and tell her to please shut the
fuck up.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Well, I will be just to get our facts straight. Yeah,
it was ordained in nineteen eighty five by the irs
to be a religion.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yes, yes, yes, it is smart move it's not a cult.
It is a religion, and it is a religion for
tax purposes only. It is a cult, and it is
fucking weird.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
I have to tell you. The people that are really nice.
I mean I've never converted or had to do one
of those audits or anything like that.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah. Yeah, no, they're really nice until you get to
the higher levels in which you're thrown into shipping containers
and you you know, you come close to dying of exposure,
but then they pull you back.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Well, you're in the Scientology Marines have Can you imagine
seeing one of those boats drive by, Like, what are
they doing on that boat?

Speaker 1 (09:45):
It's so crazy. I want to say that's what the
Life Aquatic was based on. Maybe I'm just connecting the two,
but that's what I feel like Scientology boats are. Anyways,
go ahead.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Oh okay, I enjoyed the episode.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Shut out Rebecca MINKV. You're fucking weird.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
She's off the show anyway. So even if they do
a season three, who knows if they will, they would
look wearing a bathrobe in that Genie cap.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
She quite honestly, I think she is having money problems.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
I do too, I do too.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yeah, I think she is having fucking hey, I'm must
stand up business. I think she. I think she does
have fucking money problems.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Oh yeah, she was selling.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
But I'll tell you what it was. It was a
bad season, but it really picked up steam towards the end.
I think I think they got a third season.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Maybe it's still gotta have the ratings though, and they
were pretty low when I was checking them out.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
I know, but that there's that it's a cultural emf
but we're not here to talk about that. We're here
to talk about real housewize, Snoozeville.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
So there's a theory about this to eat PK drama,
but conspiracy theory that it's put on, it's for a storyline.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
It's possible, this is This is where you and conspiracy
theorists will always scoff at the notion of Ouckham's razor. Right,
what is more like? And I guess now that I'm
wading into these waters, I'm about to get egg on
my face because this is really a coin toss. What
is more likely that fat ass and de read each

(11:11):
other and actually got a divorce, or that fat ass
and to reader concocting this for to read storyline.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Aukham's razor, I believe definition is the most likely outcome
is probably right.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
But Aukham's razor, if he was or she were anthropomorphized,
would go guys, I haven't got a fucking clue which one.
I mean, they both see pretty pretty.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
And I saw a post on Facebook, what's the difference
between a conspiracy theory and the truth? Six months?

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Oh? I love that. That's so funny. That's so funny.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Yeah, all right, I loved it. That's not true though, Yeah,
it's not always true. No, I love uh the uh
the Earth is flat? Swamper at Erika Jane Babay getting
that bill for the renovation of her rest.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Well, I'm not going to be out on the streets,
I'll tell you that. Well, ye, it's pretty close. It's
pretty expensive.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Forty Babays. May I start us off, Dylan.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Kah can we really quickly thought? You know, the Earth
is flat being a conspiracy theory, Yeah, that's not going
to prove itself in six months, right, And there's this
UFC fighter who said with so much confidence, brimming with confidence,
he goes, I can prove to you that the earth
is flat right now, when you're in a helicopter. Let's

(12:39):
say you're in a helicopter, you go up and you
just sit there for like thirty minutes. How come you
stay in the same spot? Answer me that, how come
you stay in the same spot?

Speaker 2 (12:51):
I could We don't use the R word anymore, but
I could probably help him out.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Yeah yeah, yeah, So good luck out there, buddy, Twitter.
Thank god we have all the truth.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
That's right, you know what I mean? X x X
excuse me, all right, start us off. Okay, we go
way back to twenty sixty right out of the gate.
It was confusing back when the Kemsley's huh that's their name,
their last name, the Kemsley's p K injury. That was
back when they only owed the I R S six

(13:24):
hundred grad the cool mill that they owed own. Yeah yeah,
and then uh, they love their kids. They're even Tyler
and Slash yea damn kid.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Right all right? And time there? Fuck, what the fuck?
Who's what is Prince's daughter's name, Prince Chili? If they
had a daughter, they their ir s debt is a
lot like the people in my six hundred pound life.
Like you, you balloon up to four hundred pounds, then

(13:53):
before you know it, you're seven twenty, you know. But
it's amazing to me that we spend time with I mean,
think about the editing effort that went into this requiem
in memoriam for a marriage that I think is what
two years longer than you and mine? How long have
you been married to your wife?

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Eight years?

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yeah, we've been married for seven years. Yeah, I mean,
this is this is a this is a pathetic thing
to commemorate. Yes, it really really is. It's not a tragedy.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
I love seeing little Keith Richards though he looks so
goddamn cube. But it was a different time, dil. This
is when they were in love, they had each other's backs,
and PK only owed the Win Hotel two hundred thousand. Yeah,
and fast forward a few years and he thinks she's
an annoying, high maintenance bitch, which is why he lives
in a different country.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Right, And that was shocking at the end, but also
not no, not at all. So we get to a
chirn one week earlier from what from what from what
from we ware? What are you talking about? Kyle's dog
is named Storm? Okay, oh you know what it was?

Speaker 2 (15:03):
It was one they started off with Dree ready to
She was, you know, surrounded by the Sisterhood as she
announces that this fat fuck wants to go to war
with her or something. Yeah, and it's less of a
war and more like a fight over negative assets. It's
more like who's getting stuck with paying for the target
credit card?

Speaker 1 (15:18):
You know what I mean? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, it's like, uh,
when you see people fighting over Black Friday deals. Yeah,
you're like, yeah, what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Well, there's a sixty inch TV for forty dollars, but
it turns out there's only three of them, more like.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
An air fryer that doesn't work for forty dollars. But
Kyle's dog is named Storm. There's a series called The
Faithful in the Fallen wherein the main protagonist's character her
the main protagonist dog is Storm. And it's amazing. But
that's because it's high fantasy and it's set in kind

(15:57):
of like medieval times, right Isle Richards and people like
that naming their dogs like something that Braveheart would name
his dog like it's just so fuckingugh over, Joe, what
do you do? A name in the dog Lightning? And
I can't sit. It's like fucking crazy.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
We'll get to it, but I have to. I want
to throw up in my mouth with the Kyle Mauricio scene.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Oh God. Then we get the total from Martin Lawrence
Beauregard or whatever his name is, and Kathy Facetimes Boss.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
I was gonna say, with regard to the interior Design
bill for thirty seven thousand dollars to furnish swamp rats
a rental, I thought Arek's husband was bad with money,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yeah, yeah, No, he was good with money.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
It's just.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
How he attained it was bad. That's right, you could argue.
But the real start of the show begins with Garcel
and Sutton. Sutton wants to invite Garcel to a gust
to Georgia to meet her racist mother. Now, even if
she wasn't racist, she is still a monstrous woman who
I think evidently loves her loves Sutton's ex husband more

(17:10):
than her own daughter.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
That's a tell. So that really is I've seen this
dynamic before where a mother will like an ex better
and then blame her for the divorce.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Well, I don't mean to psychoanalyze a gremlin, right because
it's a little bit futile. But from you know, a
thirty thousand, well from far away, you know, it would
seem as though Sutton's mother is likely pretty misogynistic. You know,
grew up in the South when she grew up, so

(17:45):
she probably has a tilt towards taking the man's side
and stuff. And she seems very materialistic as well. It
seems like he is the one that made all of
the money and that's the thing that she respects in
Sutton's boutique, while she's one hundred percent right, it's a
pathetic thing. It's an alimony store, right, so why would
anybody be proud of it? But with that being said,
she is your daughter, So yeah, she's.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
A horrible What I've always been fascinated by is people
taking it to the grave. Like I don't know how
old Reebe is, but I'm going to say she's definitely
probably seventy something.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Eighty two eighty two.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Okay, you're you're going to be dead soon, Yeah, within
the decade more than Like, yeah, if you last longer
than that, you'll be drooling on yourself in a rest hope,
drinking your dinner out of a straw. You won't remember anything.
The fact that you can keep this hate going and
just ride it to the grave, I know, is incredible.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
It's so crazy to me. You know, Like people are like,
I'm gonna have this like big, like life changing conversation
with my father. It's like, don't it's not. You know,
the likelihood of it changing anything is very, very slim.
I don't know when these these fucking elderly people when
when is the rubicon where you just crossed and you're like,
they're never going to fucking change. Is the like forty nine,

(18:53):
I don't understand.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
I think it's earlier than that, where there's a point
of no return.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
It's crazy. So news flash, p K is a fat asshole.
He's short over a text with Derete, and he is
at a friend's wedding burying his worm and some woman
that thinks he has money. But let's get to dinner.
Bo says, trying. Oh oh sorry, so I'm going too fast.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Yeah, hold on, I'm going too fast. So okay. So
Bose visits to and they reflect back on Oxnard. I know,
This was a short scene, but it was very important.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Because well, I don't know that it was very important.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Well, it was that beautiful beach day where an oil
tanker took out a blue whale or something. But uh
Deree notes that Sutton was a rude, fucking bitch. Oh
that's right, sharing that her youngest uh C. C. Deville
found out about the divorce and she's still kind of
pissed about that. C. C.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Deville sounds like a silent film actor.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Oh right, yeah, no, he's the lead guitar player for
the band Poison. He's awesome, is he?

Speaker 1 (19:58):
And Poison did every rose as it's done?

Speaker 2 (20:00):
That's right, okay.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
And one other song, Uh.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Well, I had a couple but don't need nothing but
a good time?

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Yeah, how one's good? Yeah, don't need nothing but a
good time?

Speaker 2 (20:17):
I can I resent.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
I put a little jazz on it.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Yeah, yeah, I could hear it in a jazz form.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Yeah. We gotta get Cynthia Rivo on that. Did you
hear her at the Grammys?

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Did I hear her? What do you mean hear her?

Speaker 1 (20:34):
She did that Sinatra song which one some about some
about the moon? And again in the comments, let us
know what she's saying.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Is she I watched the Grammys.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
They were good this year. They're fun. They kind of
like made up for all of the horrible atrocities that
were committed at the Golden Globes. You know, yeah, doci
one and Beyonce and Kendrick. I know people hate Beyonce, but.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
You know, I didn't realize because Kendrick got Record of
the Year. Yeah, I didn't realize that was a diss
song for Drake.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Well that's because you're Patrick, that's right, right.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
But that's interesting. I might have a segment on PMC
where songs that were about subject matter that was kind
of inappropriate or mean spirited. There's all those like rape
songs from the seventies like fourteen year old Girl, your
break in my Dog.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
You've done that?

Speaker 2 (21:26):
No, no, I've done that. But that's about guys writing
rapie songs about teenager girls. I like want more songs
that like you think it's just about seventeen.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
You know, it's crazy you said we rewind a little bit,
you go, I didn't know that was a song dissing Drake.
And that is the sentence that would come from somebody
who was in a fucking coma until Sunday.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Yeah, I don't follow Kendrick's career.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Racist now.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
And then then I looked Grammys because I found out
that Beyonce has won thirty three you know.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Yeah, ooh, conspiratorial number.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Oh really yeah, what's that mean?

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Something bad?

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Or thirty three or twenty three?

Speaker 1 (22:12):
These these nuts find all the stuff.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Because Jim Carrey was in a movie called twenty three.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Anyway, the Beatles only have four Grammys. I'm not taking
anything away from Bay. I'm just saying that maybe that
we should have given the Beatles more. See where the foundation.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
For well, I don't know how long. The Grammys have
been around a long time, really since like the sixties, fifties.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
The Oscars were happening in the thirties, you know, yeah,
I know, but I'm gonna figure that out. I'm gonna
look that it out.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Figure it out. Don't go throwing stones.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
The rolling stones.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
No, no, no, oh, I was gonna say.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
I looked that up. They only have three.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Okay, let's get to dinner, and one was last year.
Bo says, I got to fix it. He's got to
fix it.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Keeps you know what this is what happens when you
share a studio with people. Man, it's good.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
No, it's not. No, it's done to No, it's not
the thing fell out. Bo says, let's get to another
one of my favorites is Bo's in this dirt bag?

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Well oh all right, well hold on, we'll get to
date night. But to Rea shares that PK has been
am I in London and Bose, who has a corporate background,
I don't know if.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
She told you that that's gonna be a long episode.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
She suggests that she prepare herself because she has corporate background,
so she knows.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Okay, okay, So we get to dinner with Bo's and
her man and here is uh a perfect example is
do as I say, not as I do, right, because
this man is a walking red flag. They sit down

(23:49):
to dinner and I don't know if this is like
chauvinistic of me, but I don't I feel like I
kind of judgment who order filets at dinner?

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Really?

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Yeah, that's just not what's the issue. I I don't
want to sound like a chauvinist or anything, but you know,
it's not a it's not a masculine cut of meat.
You know, it's just not something that you do.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
I get it. I don't like steak. It hurts my tie.
It does no I know.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
So he says so many things that are and this
is this is what being digmatized can do. Bo's is
a brilliant woman. She is skyrocketed through nasty, difficult to
navigate corporate environment, the corporate background, and made millions and

(24:48):
millions and millions of dollars. Not only do you have
to be very smart and very diligent to be able
to do that, you have to have a very high
emotional intelligence because you have to deal with people who
are surreptish scumbag fox.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Well, she poorted that out last week. She said, there's
a bunch of dummies walking around with some ideas and
they need people like me to take those ideas to.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
The next level. Exactly. So the power of the dick
is on display here because this man rattles off sentence
after sentence after sentence of bad.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
So she says, we need to have some conversations, which
that's always in my mind as male dating someone, that's
not a good thing.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Here, well, I don't want to have that was that's
that's slut patty talking.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Okay, fair enough. Yeah, but even if my wife says
I want to talk to him, that's true that I
don't like that.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
So she tells us it's impossible to find a guy
in your forties in LA. Yeah, and I was like,
well you found Keeley, didn't you. But when she says
we need to have some conversations, he asked the question,
and I quote, he wants to know is there a timeline.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Then he says, I'm not going to say that. I'm
not going to waste your time.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
I could believe he said that.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
He then says, I want to have kids with you,
but I love that you let me go at my
own pace. And then he says, I thank God every
day for you. And when she asks you really do that,
he said no, But I would always tell you that regardless.
This guy sucks. And the worst part about him is
this pregnancy thing. The fact that this man just just

(26:26):
a fucking knuckle dragging moron, expects this woman to have
children with him but wants to go at his pace
and she's almost fifty years old.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Yeah, let me let me tell you something that's triggering.
Let me tell you something that's not happening, that she's
not having a key. It's not happening, and he's a
lifelong player BOE's abandoned ship. If you listen to podcast,
you cannot teach an old dog new tricks.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
I mean listen. It would be extreme, reamly difficult to
have children, even if she was a good guy and
they were married, right, you know, so I.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Wouldn't have another kid. God, you kid may maybe a
fucking I'll be seventy when they're in high school, Like,
what the fuck? That's not cool?

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Fucking al Pacino. So I you know, I I datta
put a Shrek background on my phone.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Let me tell you something. Who My daughter's going to
be five in a month. They're very aware. So I
was gonna go, uh pick her up at school, and
she saw the get up that I was wearing my clothes.
She says, I, I, daddy, I don't want you picking
me up. And I said why not? She goes, I
don't like what you're wearing. Imagine when I have a
big long gray beard and.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
I have big long fucking gray tits.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
They'll be you know, she's gonna be like, I don't
want you picking me up at school. You're old, You're.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Embarrassing it's disgusting.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Yeah, that's right. My daughta put a Shrek cover of
my phone.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Is he dead?

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Who?

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Al Pacino?

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Now he's still alive.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Now the world he is the greatest actor of that generation,
of that generation.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
Well there's uh, who's the other guy who retired that
was right around the same time, DeNiro? Well, him and
the other.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Guy I like al more than Rob.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
How about the guy that was in uh missus? Uh? God,
why can't I think of his name? He hasn't been
in a movie in ten years? What do you mean,
Dustin Hoffman?

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Speaker 2 (31:30):
All right, So moving on from Keighley and so I'm
gonna predict I don't think he makes it to the
next season. This relationship.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
No, God no. So speaking of another man, that sucks.
Let's get to the customary evolution of a real housewife
of Tarzana. Her husband leaves her for a younger woman,
and then make sure she knows how to operate a
gun because she's alone in the half.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
That's right, someone could come in like they did before
the year before. Right. He wasn't home for that night either. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
he was off with his mistress at a hotel. Well,
I'm talking about mom, That's what I'm talking about too.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Did somebody break into Kyle's house?

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Yeah, really you didn't know that? No?

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Yeah, that was they were really ramping up those robberies,
you know, with when La had that wonderful da that
wanted to get us all killed.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
I would prosecute a wonderful idea, let's get everybody killed.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
Let's yeah, yeah, that would be how that worked out,
because there's only any other way to kind of process that.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
We got it.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Yeah, nothing's illegal. Great, let's go to Encino and rob everyone.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
You know what, I feel worse for the worst, for
these poor CBS employees.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Oh my god, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
I want some God forbid, I want some scope, some
Crest scope.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Oh yeah, let me go get the key.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Let me go get the key for toothpaste. What fucking
world are we living in that this poor woman has
to go fucking get a keypast at Target.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
They're pretty on the on the spot with that, because
I needed to get some booze from me out of
one of those.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Sure, that's the nice booth.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
You just press a button and they come pretty quick.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
That's pretty quick. So I've been to this gun range
actually to Yeah, it's where where are gun ranges? You
You go to the place and they're just this kind
of like there are hills and dirt all over the place.
That's where all of them are. But I actually at
this gun range, I almost saw somebody get fucking shot.

(33:24):
It was crazy. The dudes that work at gun ranges
must be like ex military people because they have to
be fucking on top of it. This guy, we're at
this range, he turns around and he's talking to his friend,
pointing the gun.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
I kick him out right there.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
He did kick him out, but first he got up
out of his chair and started to unholster his gun
and just started screaming. And I had just gotten there.
I was pretty stone, and I was like, whoa, what
is going with? The gun? Ranges are a little bit
too It's too loud, it's too much.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
If I buy a gun, it's gonna be one of
those where it shoots out little pellets that don't kill anybody,
but it knocks you out.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Well, that's dumb. So we talk about Moe's wicked condo.
He eats canned soups. That's a kick. Yeah, he's not
on a soup kick. He's at catch with twenty seven
year olds. And then he goes home and he gets stoned.
And if he's really high, he'll have a fucking progressive
right right. I love he's dining out. Yeah, that's why

(34:27):
he doesn't need.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
She's lonely as on her end, though she's lonely as hell.
I spent a lot of time with.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
That dog storm. What is this scene?

Speaker 2 (34:36):
I don't know other than two are we getting divorced?

Speaker 1 (34:40):
What is this scene?

Speaker 2 (34:41):
It doesn't make any sense at all. It doesn't make
any sense at all clearly. I think she wants to reconcile.
But it's hard to reconcile with someone who wants to
have sex with twenty seven year olds while you're married
to him.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
I think she is, and I'm not judging this. I
think that how whatever you want to make a marriage work,
especially for your kids, make it work. I can see
her being like, I don't care what you do. I mean,
she already tried that for a while. Yes, so I
think like there's a world where he's like, it makes.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
You look foolish though, Dell, absolutely, But there's a world
in which he could be like, I'll come back, but
I have to write.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
You know, you wonder when a dude can get it
out of his system?

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Isn't it like exhausting after a while?

Speaker 3 (35:29):
It is?

Speaker 1 (35:30):
You know it is?

Speaker 2 (35:32):
And also like just being a single guy. I have
a couple buddies that are in their late forties still
chasing tail and I'm like, how do you get the
energy to stay up past nine thirty with all these
young people at a bar?

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Don't you feel like, oh, god, get weirdo.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
I never wanted to be the old guy at the bar.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
If I am not in my house for some ungodly reason,
and I am out in Los Angeles on a weeknight
past nine o'clock or ten o'clock. I'm beside myself. I'm
just like, this is bad. This is bad news. I
don't want to be here right now.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
I'll tell you what. Me and the wife, we partied
our asses off until I hit forty, and then it
started slowing down. But I bumped it right up until
I thought that it was socially allowable.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
But now if I've gone to and I've like had
to go to the Roosevelt for someone's birthday party with
their private bowling room or whatever, with all the young people,
I'm like, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
I've been there, done that. We've done the cocaine at
the pen room or whatever the fuck it's called. And
I'm not saying I'm a square. I'll go out to
eleven o'clock on a Friday. I mean, I'm pretty cool,
you know. But Tuesday night, Jason Tail, I'm crazy.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
You know, I'm getting tired of the Hollywood ball. I'm
gonna admit, it's too late. I want to go to bed.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
It's like you're getting tired of the bowl. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
When we went to go see Empire of the Sun.
They didn't go on till nine. I was like, I
think I can only handle like three songs. No expensive
of those tickets where they're like two hundred dollars each,
and I was like, let's get out of here.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
I'm part of the Sun's charging two hundred.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Yeah, we had really good seats.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Oh okay, fucking a tree. Yeah, two hundreds. I mean,
my god, all right, we're not focused in this episode
and we're not where are we? Oh we had to
uh augusta.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Yeah, vip lax four in the morning.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
I love that they're complaining about this. I know they're
on the tarmac and a private lounge. Try being fucking
spit on by some guy with a neck tattoo, you know.
I mean, it's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
And this is not a red Eye, Garcel. Red eye
is you show up the airport at eleven at night
and you get on a plane at one. This is
like the early flight out.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
It's not the red Eye. No, And it's the best
time to fly because they haven't the domino effect of
cancelations hasn't no taken place yet. That's why my father
always leaves places at four in the morning, because it's like,
I know you guys are gonna fuck something up. I'm
gonna get the hell out of here before you.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Get a lot of luck with the four am departures.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
All right, So Country plays welcoming out to Augusta, and
Auby and Junebug are here to greet them. I love
june Bug. People that off leash their dogs are satan,
but I do love june Bug. Augusta is where Sutton
learned ballet, and we have a funny moment where Garsel
black woman, if you're tracking, speaks on how beautiful Sutton's

(38:32):
home is. She's like, it just seems like the kind
of place she'd sit on the porch and drink Lemona
also seems like the kind of place that Rachel Kirkanel
would have a prom party.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Now, now you leave her alone. She was young then,
and they're broken up and he's a piece of shit.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Well, what I'm saying is it also looks as there
were horrors committed there as well.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Get it, I get it.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
So RIBA's crotchety ass heads over along with her friend Jim.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
I love Jim.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Great that Reebe is still getting fucking crushed I don't
think Jim's putting. I don't know. I think he is.
I think he's freaking throwing that ship down.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Well maybe maybe not. Well anyway, that's when gard gifts
her a present, which is kind of weird because I
don't think she gave what's her face a heads up
that she was gonna gift her. It wasn't like she
framed it. It's like this is from all of us.
She's like, this is me, like me more.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
But anyway, Riba is such an old, crotchety cunt that
she doesn't really show any interest in the gift and seems,
I mean, she did put it around her.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
How do you not, like, can I tell you something,
it's not it's not neurodivergency, you're it's not with that hat.
But but it begs the question, how can you not
even pretend it's like mean autism? I know what I mean,
it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Let me tell you something. Old people they don't like
gifts because it's just something that needs to be thrown
away by their body. I told my mom a couple
of years ago, I said, Mom, no, no more gifts,
because she wasn't she was being like reeba a little bit. Yeah,
I said, no more gifts for you, because it's shit
I'm gonna have to pick up when your body's dead.
You don't have to throw it in the dumpster. So

(40:09):
why am I filling your house up now? More lifting
for me?

Speaker 1 (40:12):
No? I mean it's like my uncle Glen, my inline.
It's like getting them things is like what do I
get you guys? Nothing? And they mean it. They don't
want fucking anything.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
I started buying my mother experiences, so i'd start. I go, hey, Mom,
I got your Jersey Boys playing in Boston on Friday
the whatever.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Nope, don't want to go.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
She had the worst experience. Yeah, so I got it.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
I don't want to go.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
I got it for her and Jimmy Dell for a
Valentine's Day in like twenty twelve. My mother never let
me live it down. Yeah, she went on Valentine Day.
It turns out some sad sack on Valentine's Day found
out his wife was cheating on him. He threw himself
on the fucking train in front of a train that
was gonna take them back today, right, So it delayed
them in the snow for like four hours. All my
mom talked about was how this guy was a fucking

(40:57):
asshole for times too pat Pat no more, she said,
don't buy.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
It, don't go places. We've been saying it for years,
don't do it.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
She had no empathy for that poor bastard that threw
himself in front.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Of the tr How could you. There are so many
ways to kill yourself without inconveniencing the masses.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
It's bonkers, you know. It's like, if you're going to protest,
protest at city hall, don't protest one.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
I'll do this. I'll go what's their cause? And I
don't care what it is now I'm anti that.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Right, right, right? But they want to save puppies, okay,
well I hate puppies, fuck you? Yeah, okay, so and no,
of course, even how could you want to do that
to puppies. I mean, puppies are amazing. Wow, just don't block.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
Its advocacy is a bunch of fucking assholes.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
I'll tell you what I cannot. I cannot drive on
the one oh one. I had to pick up my
mother or two weeks in a row from an eye surgery.
She had eight o'clock in the morning. There are so
many people in Los Angeles. Now we'll get to it
at aps Patron.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
It's philed, the town is filled.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
We'll talk about it. So Garcel gets her scarf. She
this woman sounds like Cormack McCarthy. She's got this like
drippy Southern Tennessee kind of Georgian thing going on. But
she's mean, is fucking shit. You know, I really don't
like her. So meanwhile, we go back to Los Angeles
and Kathy Hilton is throwing an ode to Capri party.

(42:32):
Dared Erica and Bose are all invited. They gather to
complain about why they're not invited to Augusta, and we'll
get back to them in a minute. First, let's get
to dinner with the gals. Non alcoholic beer for Kyle,
you need to stop. You need to get drunk. You
need to be a drunk for us. You know, think
about what Jesus did. We're just asking you to be

(42:55):
a drunk. We're not asking you to fucking die for everyone.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
So guarded. That's why she doesn't drink. I bet she
SIPs on wine at home when she's in bed. Yeah,
she won't do it on Campra.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
I love that take. I love that take because she's
so emotionally unstable. She's gotta be boozing at the house.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Oh yes, So.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
We get one of the all timelines from Kathy Hilton
this episode, and she has had a lot of all timelines.
But lemon pasta is served and with it wine Italian
wine or French. Now, when making the decision, Kathy Hilton
says that she is Italian. Now, I think Erica Janebaby says.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
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Speaker 1 (43:41):
I'm at twenty three and may somebody else might have
asked that it doesn't matter, but Kathy Hilton says, in
direct quote neither. There was a woman when I was
in Italy that knew everything and she told me I'm
part Chinese three thousand BC. Okay, this woman is a

(44:02):
fucking gold mine. I love Kathy Hilton so much.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Let's get out of here. The DJs DJ blows, you know, Kathy.
There's a lot of Kathy's running around Beverly Hills, people
that had a lot of money for a long time.
Not in touch what reality anymore.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
Not with the Jena se Quah of Kathy Hilton. I
think she's rare. We get back to it, Gus said,
and we earnestly explore the similarities between Sutton and Reba,
and we talk about the store opening. It is amazing
to me. Maybe it's because I haven't been watching for
years and years and years. The fact that they are
trying to convince me as a viewer that this has
any emotional weight whatsoever is insulting. But then we get

(44:45):
to this store opening thing, which we did see on
camera a couple of seasons ago. And as I mentioned before,
how could you possibly be proud of Sutton's boutique?

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Personal story? I know we're going along. I'll keep it brief.
When I owe owned the tour company, opening day, I
got the keys to the building. My father was in la.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Oh I've heard. Yeah, yeah, you've told this story. It's
unbelievably sad.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
And uh so I said, Uh. I called him and
I said, all right, I got keys to the building.
We're putting some paint on the walls because we're opening
in two days, because I got to start making money
out of this place. And uh he doesn't answer the
phone all day, and then I finally get a hold
of him. His girlfriend answered the phone I think the
next day and said we left, And I said, but

(45:30):
I got keys to the building. That's why I told
you I couldn't go out to dinner with you, and
I had to push it, said, yeah, your dad knows
that you cared about that store more than seeing.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Him, And yes, this is what broken people do.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
But him being broken because he resented me, like I
need to do what he wanted me to do when
he wanted me to do it.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Listen, I'm not licensed. Okay, I don't know how to
help you with this. He's dead now, all.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Right, that's right, So I have to I have to
relive it so that this Adam does not repeat itself
with my son.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Do you forgive him?

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (46:04):
I wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
Peter the party man, he had a great life.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Your dad's name was Peter too. Yeah, oh wow, my
dad's name is Peter. I know that was actually Claude.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
Was your dad gay like mine?

Speaker 3 (46:18):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (46:18):
I don't you know? Dad? Dad did a lot of stuff.
He was He was a playwright for a while, and
he was also a witch, so I'm sure he dabbled. Anyways,
Kyle has a wildly correct take, which is insane because
Kyle is just full of nonsense. But Carcel says, I'm

(46:40):
gonna I'm gonna stage an intervention with your mother, and
I'm going to try to make her realize that she
needs to change the dynamic of your relationship. And Kyle
Richards says, I think it might be a little bit
too complicated for you to do anything about.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
Yeah, sound reasoning, Yeah, yeah, find a common ground on
things that you get along with would be my advice. Yeah,
and then keep it peaceful because they're gonna cash out soon.
Avoid confrontation.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Avoid confrontation, That's right, That's what everybody says. They always
regret that they got into fights. You know, it's just
not worth it. But it is really really shameful of
you know, the parents always do this. They just they
stick with their behavioral patterns regardless of how it impacts
their children. And you're like, Mike, God, what are you
doing to me right now? It makes me sick?

Speaker 2 (47:32):
Back to Kathy's house.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Now, that sounded pretty personal.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Oh right, I did.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
I was just that was a hypothetical, I know, Yeah,
I had nothing to do with with my life and
this fucking dog. Anyways, we're getting back to Capri. Where uh,
where is the fresh stage? Where is the fresh stage? Now?
Boss asks Kathy. And I'm only calling her boss in
Kathy's presence, what's up with Kyle?

Speaker 2 (47:59):
She's so close, She's so close and a cold person.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
And Kathy says, you know, I don't really speak to her,
so I wouldn't know. But how's PJ? And then we
get to PJ, pap, why don't you take this away?
The first bombshell is how he parents?

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Oh yeah, well I wouldn't call it parenting when you're
on a different continent for weeks out of time. Yea,
he goes, all right, so here we go. Here three
jumps in to say her life sucks.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
She thought, being straight from the notes.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
Yeah, yeah, they were gonna be working things out. And
then she's a little cagy when asked if he's a
good dad, and he's an absent dad. He disappeared for
a very very long time. He doesn't even ask about
his kids or want to talk to that about he's gone.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
The wild thing is that you're gone as often as
you are, right. But then the heartbreaking thing is that
he does not even check in. Now, darit may not
be a fountain of truth, right, but believe all women

(49:03):
when they're talking shit about PJ. I can one hundred
percent see.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
This Howel's PJ. I thought he was seventy.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
I thought he was seventy two when I met him. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Now we've heard about the Duri's not a great mob.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
No, no, d it's not a great mob.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
Truth may be somewhere in the middle.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Uh so, anyway, he's a piece of shit and he
steals money from sleazy business stealings. She didn't say that,
I did, and then she mentions an email she received
It was very threatening from him, Yes, which was I
think this when swamp Rat's like, he's.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Kind of like Dexter but with embezzlement.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
Well, swamp Rat jumps in because she knows how horrible
people could be.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
She is one.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Ah, she says, this is how divorces go, baby, right, baby,
yeah babe, and then Dereit realizes the California law is
if your marriage lasts longer than ten years, it's support
for life, which in her case would mean that she'd
be splitting a serious credit card yeah payment every month.
Yeah yeah, a real wind fall, you know what I mean?

(50:11):
Yeah yeah yeah, And that's why.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
So thank you for coming today. I just wanted to
to just kind of divvy up your assets. We've got
a Barnes and Noble gift card. We went online. It
is seventeen seventeen left. We also have a Gelson's gift card.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
We have a Tesla parked out. That's a lease that
you well contractually still owe three more year, right right.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Right, So you guys have to sort that out. But
that's pretty much it. Oh you also have Axel Rosen
slaughter or whatever.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Okay, so.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Erica has seen she goes, I haven't seen one successful
divorce unless the guy died. And that's not divorce, that's divorce, duddy.
So I was on my feet for Erica. I was
like preach sister.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
Because of activity, proactivity, proactivity, baby, I which I was proactive.
I go to stolen mortsh.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
She goes, she goes, baby, Listen, he is not your husband.
He is your adversary. And unfortunately, when there's a lot
of money involved, I feel like men usually lead the
gamut on like that's the wrong word, but lead the
charge on. I'm gonna make this divorce shitty. It's just

(51:47):
a naturally shitty process. But I've heard so many stories
about divorce and it's always the guy that's like, fuck you,
let's go. It's usually you know when guys are trying
to protect their fucking money.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
I got one right now? Really, and on this this
is crazy friend of us a couple getting divorced. That
was the female.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
They're doing it for get this.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
So she says I want a divorce and they start
the process and they're living together and she's like, I'm
going to get an apartment.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Do you want to say let's save it for aps? Okay,
we'll talk about it on APS. Get in the comments,
let us know what you thought about the episode. I
know Ruby will be back soon. Bad TV feed changing
over shortly. Love is blind coming shortly. We love you
guys very much. Get in the comments. Let us know
your favorite thing ever. I'm Dylan saying goodbye. Pat's say goodbye.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Later, dude, stock on.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
The stove to balk on the band, Stop balking All the.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
Walk On by

Speaker 2 (53:13):
M HM