January 31, 2025 • 48 mins
Dylan, Pat and Ruby are back to break down Mick Jagger's questions, dead birds, agave, loneliness, the beach and more from Bravo's RHOBH.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Freezing. It's de windy. Nobody over the age of eleven
can sit in something that isn't a chair for more
than five to ten minutes without losing circulation. Don't do
this again.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yeah, I don't want to go here? What am I? Oh?
What am I supposed to sit on the ground? You know,
my wife and I always have this idealistic view of
going to the park and laying on a blanket, and
after about seven minutes my bone start here. I know, Hi, hello,
(00:45):
and welcome to another Brands Banking new episode of Bet
to Be. My name is Dylan.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
That is pat great to be here, babies.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I am poop bag, little poop bag, and Ruby Rand
is over there. Guys, I am sipping on a Groll
steamer right now, and get in the common Let us
know your favorite sparkling water. I wanted a Saratoga. Do
you know Saratoga?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Saratoga?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Do you know a Saratoga?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Really, no, it's.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
A city in New York, right horse trace, that's right.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
No, this I'm talking about a bottle of water?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Is it elite?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Capital E L and the rest of the letters in
that word. It is phenomenal?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Can I tell you when I knew Vander Pump Rules
was going down in a fire when at least three
cast members were singing the praises of sparkling water. They
weren't drinking alcohol anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
That's right. You guys are drinking Lacroix. You know. It's
like or no, it was even they.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Had come and rate their their bubbles.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
That's right, that's right. That was really really sad.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
That was the end.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
That's good.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
You know what I think about it, Like these people
were barely employable when they were cast on that show.
What's DJ James kenned you're gonna do? Some would argue, oh,
hill tour around the world and and uh DJ or something,
Oh uh no, that will dry up as soon as
he's not in fan of Pump Rules anymore, which he's not.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Sand of All, What the hell is he going to do?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Swartz, He's a star on The Traders, which recovering a
Patreon dot com slash another podcast.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
There's a world where sand of All in five years
is working behind a bar as an actual bartender.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Again, Okay, I'm not kidding. I don't even know why
I went down this tangent.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I apologie, yeah, yeah, but and listen we're not. We're
not the biggest fans of them either, but get in
the comments. Let us know. If you've had Sarah Choga before,
it'd be interested to find out. It's a blue, kind
of a pink blue and purple bottle. Really excluisit brand.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Just beautiful glass or plastic.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I think that they started out his glass really to
kind of differentiate themselves in the market, But now that
they've gotten popular.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
It's very expensive. Glass.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Astic is cheaper they've gone.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
So please you're dump you just drop it in the ocean.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah, what a sad thing that is. But guys, listen,
we're not here to talk about any of that fucking mess.
You know, we can miss you with all that mess.
We're here to talk about the real housepins of Beverly Hills. Tonight,
Jagger finds out mommy and daddy are divorced. You know,
she'd had everything to protect those kids. Baby. She posted
(03:37):
publicly on Instagram they were getting a divorce. We'll get
into all it.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Erica Jane's son was interviewed for some publication about the
fires in Los Angeles.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
We got to see what he looked like.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Oh yeah, good looking guy. He's probably about forty. Now,
yeah he is.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
He also was I believe the arriving officer to the
Asap Rocky scene you just testified in that trial.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Wow, yeah, I love Asap Rocky. Unless he did something really.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Bad, like allegedly murdered a childhood friend, maybe I think,
oh wow, is that what that's about.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Well, as long as it's alleged, I'm gonna still keep
bumping that stuff. You know what, there's some of those.
But he's one of the most handsome people I've ever
seen in my little life.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
He's stunning beautiful.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Man.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Are we talking about Asap? Yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
But when you're worth a billion dollars in your Rihanna,
can't you level up a little bit.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
As far as the quality of guys?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
You know, all the heart wants, but the heart wants, right,
I guess. So listen, we're gonna talk about real house fives,
Beverly Hills. Okay. Have we gone to Oxnart every episode?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
I'm glad you mentioned that, Dylan, Yes, we have, and
I was hoping, uh, we'd have a break from Oxnard.
Now a lot of the audience is, uh, probably gonna
give me a little hell for this, a little black. Yeah,
for making fun of Garcel's beach house.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
To that, I'll say, did you like that.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Million dollar view of an actual oil tanker passing by?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
It was so crazy?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
There was there was an actual oil tanker not off
five miles out right, right right a quarter mile from
where the ladies were sitting having lunch.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Sure, it just passed by slowly.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
And then it's just a trail of bubbling dead dolphins.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Ox Nart is a dump Oprah and David Duffin wouldn't
let their dogs live there.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Enough, Okay, Yeah, Well, there were driving past this building
that had lots of graffiti and murals on it, and
it was blurred out for some reason. I'm like, hey, business,
you don't need to blurt nobody's coming right. I don't
know why you're trying to blur it. It seems a
little futile to me. But listen, we have to give
our babyes and we're gonna let Ruby go first, because
(05:52):
we've been talking ruby.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Babies, not a lot of happy babies. I liked a
few moments. I disliked more moments than I liked.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
That.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Being said, I still enjoyed it. I would go like, holistically,
what we gained sixty four babies, and I just want.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
To quickly mention that Ruby looks like she's phoning in
from purgatory. I think that's yeah. I was gonna say purgatory.
It's kind of this in between place where you're kind
of being judged.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Well, I am at our father's home, so yes.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Oh, really, bring dad on?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Where's Dad, Peter?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
He's asleep. He'll come on tomorrow though.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Okay, Oh wow, I missed Virginia so much. I want
to go back to your name so badly. What do
you make in a stink face?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
I'm from Massachusett. It's just lots of woods and small
town kind of thing. I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I'm enriched with my feet hit the ground there.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Real talk.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Would you ever if you had a second home, you
had a choice beach house or mountain something? What are
you doing?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Well? I already know where my second He's gonna pick
the beach every hell.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
No, I hate the beach. It's too gloomy.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Out every day. You picked the mountains.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
I would never live at the beach.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
I don't like the ocean really sharks there. I will
live in Wine Country. My plans are not the question.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Those are mountains, but that's your ideal.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
We're going We're going wine country. Okay, great, Yes, you know.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
My wonderful You know, my ideal vacation home is if
I could have one of the Pyramids of Giza. You
know what I mean. You know what I'm talking about.
So I would say overall Low baybas overall Low Baybays,
because I am so blown away that my sister's in
(08:01):
Virginia right now. What did you eat today? What did
you have for dinner? What did he make for dinner?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
He picked me up, me and Ryan with twelve Krispy
Cream donuts. Okay, yeah, we went to Kroger and then
we returned. He put a pot of pinto beans on
this morning, and I mean a pot of pinto beans
and a piece of bacon in it. And then we
got back and had a bowl of that with a
piece of bread and Krispy Cream donuts and cape Cod
(08:31):
chips and some peanut m and ms.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Okay, yeah, yeah, you really. You know, when you go
to Virginia, I feel very rejuvenated, and I leave with
kind of like a scurvy because I've received no nutrients
the entire time I've been there. Because my father eats
like he's in the apocalypse. Anyways, the only good moment
(08:55):
I got from this show. Then that's not true, but
one of the few interrupting Dereet's Mick Jagger is daddy
divorced story is? I mean listen Comparatively speaking to the
rest of the season, I would say all time, yep,
four babies.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
It's pretty rude.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Yeah, okay, I'm gonna just start my thoughts with a
little scene from the show. This was when gar Garcel
was just wrapping up preparations for her guests to visit
her new beach house, and she asked her assistant Nicole,
how does the beach look. Nicole answered, it's covered with
dead fish and a beached whale, but otherwise swimmingly right.
(09:39):
I don't want to go to Oxnar anymore. This is
the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I want mansions, I
want like five star restaurants. I want good looking people.
I do not want crackheads, razor wire fences. I don't
want to go to ox Star anymore. We spent half
the episode there zero babies. It may God have mercy
(10:02):
on her soul. Good luck selling that.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Thing, did you? I'll save this for PMZ because this
is a paywall story. I mean, my god, I wish
we were doing an APS this week. Okay, real quick, look,
we got time to kill here. Yesterday, I'm pulling off
(10:26):
the one on one near Campbell Hall right onto Laurel Canyon.
That's that's the Laurel exit, and on the one on
one that's right.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
So I pull off and I think I'm just gonna,
you know, take a right right onto Laurel Canyon. Nope,
I look, I see there's cars coming. I inched out
a little too much, maybe about a foot out. Okay, okay,
just as I'm about to back up, you know, a
car had already pulled by me, blocked me. So I
watched several cars kind of have to crean around the
(10:55):
front of my Okay. Then this woman driving by does
the hole slow down, and the she was really upset
that I was out there. Sure, and she throws the
arms up and like stares me down as she passes
by me.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
So you know, I'm not at these days. I'm not.
I don't like to.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
I'm not a confrontational person, but I couldn't help myself.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
I gave her the middle finger and said fuck off.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
You would not believe this, So I pull out.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
She slows down to fight me.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Now, I'm not going to fight a guy, never mind
a woman. And anyway, as I'm trying to go southbound
on Laurel Canyon, She's trying to weave in and out
of cars to slow down to get at me. She
keeps honking her horn really loud.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
She keeps giving the middle finger.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
People must have thought she was absolutely crazy. Finally, thank God,
this good Samaritan. I think you realized she was insane.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
She was trying to pull over to I don't know
what she was going to do. Kilby shoot me.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
He blocked her.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
I was able to escape.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
My god, what is going on with the world.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
You should be able to give someone the middle finger, because.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Well, you're my least favorite kind of infractor, right, What
do you mean? Well, I mean you were you know,
these are these people. And I'm not saying that you're
this person, but you you trafficked unintended in this behavior
on this fateful day. You are in the wrong. Right
hold on, hang on one second.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
We haven't all made an accident by scooching a little
too much out and on coming track, by the way
when the people are passing by me, what do they
think I.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Was up to?
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Like the people that are offended by that, like what
goes through their market?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
You're in the wrong, right, And then she gets upset
at you, and you know what you do? You go,
fuck you. That's you got to take your medicine.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Okay, as a human being driving by with someone, you
don't go to yourself. You go, you know what do
a little man?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Gabble gabble? This is not a PS. Fine, you're fine.
Fifteen hundred dollars. Hey, Siri, call portion.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
My love, just to confirm you'd like to call Bob home.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Nope, I don't even know who Bob is.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Okay, so Kyle's an empty nester.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I have I have a contact on my phone named Bob.
I don't know Bob. I don't know who Bob is.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
I can't wait to get a new iPhone. I am
only going to have like ten people in it.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, So, anyways, Kyle's home is empty. It's a lonely
feeling sometimes and that's sad, right. But the car is good,
right because it's a brand new Porsche and Porsche is
going to take that car to go have lunch with
her sisters. Now Kyle hears about the plan and lurches
at the opportunity over your yogurt bowl because she's so
(13:47):
so Yeah, it's very said.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Let me tell you why she's lonely and she's going
to be spending the night by herself. Turns out her
daughter's a big fans of Real Housewives Barly Hills, and
they just feel her ARC has really been suffering last Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Yeah, they're not a fan of hers.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Yeah, she's kind of a fake person, right right.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Right, And Rubes, do you think that the sisters and
the daughters are not seeing her because they know that
her ARC is doing all the franchise?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
No, I think it's because they hate her because she's
a lesbian and they don't think that she sends. But
that was a very hard thing to watch, and it
was even more sad that she was putting a Gave
instead of real honey in that bowl. You know, it's okay,
it wasn't even good at gave.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
No, it was like smart and finally gave. It's like, Kyle,
what are we doing? She facetimes Erica and heye and
Erica begins to talk about the board of directors Now,
why did she say bored of directors? Why did she
say that?
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Maybe it was a reference to Frank Sinatra, who referred
to himself as board of directors, having to kind of
keep everybody in line, the rat Pack and all in
the mom maybe killing the kennedyates.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
That might be. That might be what she meant, or
maybe that it felt very business like. But if not that,
then the very culturally sound reference that you made is
probably what she meant.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
I think fun fact a famous restaurant called Chasin's. I
don't think it's open anymore. That's where Frank Sinatra and
the rat Pack used to hang out, and that is
where Bebe meant Girardi. Oh really, she was a waitress there,
she worked there.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Was Frank still alive? Yeah, probably, Yeah, he died a
couple of years ago.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
He died in ninety two.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
So and she I think swamp rat if I'm doing
the math right, meant Girardi around the late nineties.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Okay, all right, Well, Kyle says that this is the
worst she's ever felt on the on the show in
the history of the show, and Erica says that she
doesn't think it's okay for the women to weigh in
on Kyle's marital disputes and goingsons with which is almost
(16:05):
kind of like ignoring the responsibility of being in the
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills slash Charzana slash Oxnard. But
a bird rams its head into the glass immediately after
the phone as happened, That is a sign that there
is some kind of satanic apocalypse on its way, I think.
(16:26):
I mean, I'm pretty sure that's what happens in the Omen, right.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Or the Surrender's mothers her mother's you know, still hitting
the bottle too, and lost away in the air and
she collided into Erica Jane's.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Yeah, so you're saying reincarnated hummingbirds can still be drunks.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you lived just the same life
you were living on Earth.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Really really okay? So Bose and Daripe meet up for lunch.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Bose gets a beautiful Where do they meet up? Guys?
Did you catch it?
Speaker 2 (16:57):
No?
Speaker 4 (16:58):
Oh, Shining Beacon of Studio City, the Sportsman, Cold Water Shops.
Oh really yeah, that's right around the corner from a
Ruby and Deli's house where they grew up.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
I gotta say, I think boujelais gets a really bad rap.
I think Boujelais is. It's a young one. There's no
hiding that. But this narrative that things have to be
in a barrel for a long time in order for
them to have any merit or value in any way,
shape or form. Give me bojel every day. You know,
it's a delicious wine. Yeah, I agree, it's crazy. So
(17:35):
Bose is, according to Dree, one of the first people
that has really stood up for Darit and really loves her.
And she does not know this woman and that is sad.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Well, yeah, she calls her her ride or die. Wow,
what an honor right, I've known you for five minutes.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Well, let's take a quick break to talk about the
Real Housewives of New York City. That reunion was. I
can't even tell you. I understand that the season was bad,
but what Brent has done is brought a traumatized bout
of borderline personality disorder onto television and now we're all
getting to see the women. It is shocking television. Did
(18:15):
you watch it?
Speaker 4 (18:16):
I have not. I was too busy watching the other reunion,
part two of Salt Lake, and I have to say
I was disappointing. That he had a person on the
daysid pretended he doesn't watch the show. That irritates me, Todd,
I don't watch the show.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Well that's your homework.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
I fucking hate Floppy Tits so much.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Dude, you didn't hear.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Oh you didn't watch it to hear your wife call
you out for being a fucking philandering, fat ass. Yeah,
and a horrible person in controlling.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Oh you didn't hear that.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
But Ruby speak on Britt real quick.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Brinn is Brent traumatized. I think I believe that she
has a lot of things she needs to work out
with a professional bookend thought thought, despicable, horrific, unforgivable. Get
her off my screen, off my stage, away off the
(19:09):
stagerous people believe it, she said.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
She said, there's a moment the Real Husbands of New
York where you did part one that was so good,
She says about Jessel's husband. She gossips to the other
women and says that Jessel said the real love of
her life was an ex boyfriend. Completely made it up,
just completely made it up. And Jessel starts crying and goes,
(19:36):
do you know what that's like? Having to watch that
with your husband? Could you imagine if you were watching,
they unbelievable. And that's not even faking the accusations of
telling someone that she was rape and that was completely
made up, So we're not even there yet. It's so fantastic.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
I don't think it's going to get a season three
and at ruby any theories on this, Sorry we keep
derailed tangenting or whatever. Did Brinn get fired or do
you think she really quit?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
She got fired? There's no way she would quit.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
I I genuinely don't know. I think that she may
have gotten enough pressure socially and from the women after
that Rolling Stone article came out and Aaron was like,
we're not sisters. I don't know if she had already
quit by then.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Wait when did the Rolling Stone article come.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Out a little while ago after the episode aired that
she did the whole Uba thing, this article came out.
I'm pretty sure it was after and everybody I was like,
thought that she would kind of apologize, and she really,
I mean, she didn't.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
She apologize, so that's.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Kind of hard. I don't think there's any way that
they could bring her back. But I don't know, if
I know, you know what, I believe she was fired
because I think that she would always want to come
back fix it.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
So yeah, yeah, yeah, what a fucking There are certain
people hurt people, hurt people, man, oh my people, people
speaking of hurting hurt people. Talks about p K and
she says that she's unsure about the sponsor and p
K doing something. And I'm sorry, but I know we're
(21:18):
supposed to cover the show. But when Dree talks, her
voice is kind of like Catherine Keener with the teacup.
I just I slip into the into the upside down.
I have no idea what she said.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
Well, she basically said p K sponsor, who I would
think also moonlights as his bookie, said that they he
broke the news that he wanted to break. Okay, yeah,
PK needed a break from her.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
It's worth noting to the this sponsor that PK had
during his entry into sobriety was a good friend of
his who is no longer his sponsor because he was
starting to overstep and tell him how to raise his kids.
Sok said, I don't think we should do there's anymore
a good match, right right right?
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Yeah, well you know I'll keep my mouth yet. Okay,
so we're getting dinner tonight, but the ladies are getting
together tomorrow at carselves. So the ladies are wondering what
this dinner is about.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Yeah, that's right, that's right.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
And this seems like bear with me. You know how
the Caesars started to get a little unruly and kill
their uh their political opponents.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Uh yeah, I heard what happened in history.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
You need to break bread in order to be able
to do that. This kind of feels like that, though
a very low stakes version of it, you know what
I mean. I think Kyle's trying to aggregate favor.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
He's trying to put together some allies on her side.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and you know that Bo's she knows
that Bo's is lost. Right. You would never ask a
fully allied senator to a dinner about killing one of
your political opponents, you know what I mean? They might
tip the other person on, yes, exactly, kind of like
what happened in Gladiator two featuring Denzel Washington from training.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Day with no dialogue coach whatsoever. And unless you have
Bows and Keihley have murdered someone together, you can't invite
her to dinner.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
You can't, No, you can't, and just to to recap.
Gladiator two had four bad guys. Pedro Pascal who was
a bad guy but then very quickly wasn't a bad guy.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Then we had the two little Emperors.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Yeah, they were the best part of the movie.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
They kind of were. And then all of a sudden
we have Denzel who is a bad guy, but not
until the very end, and there's no real like time
spent with his arc as a bad guy. So the
whole thing just felt very very flat.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Yeah it came late in the game, yeah, very lately.
But it turns out he was slowly making moves as they.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Say, yeah, yeah, yeah, and that's what Kyle's doing. So
Kyle and Garcel take a little Sitzki's kettle, one martini
fire order from gar Then Kyle starts to cry, and
gar says, Kyle, when you read that text at Chuck
E Cheese, it sounded like you and p K we're
talking about a lot more than memes. And Kyle says, listen,
I've always said that it was more than memes. And
(24:18):
then we roll back the tape on her talking about
memes and I'm wondering how it's even legal to put
a show out that's this bad. You know, we've been
talking about memes for I think five episodes.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Yeah, we're Yeah, I was shocked. I think we're in
episode nine of this if you can believe. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Yeah, it's really really going well, and Patty is getting
ready to Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
Kyle is really upset at this point, okay, because everything
has been questioned in her life and she's being judged
her sexuality, her marriage, right, and we were asking ourselves,
why would we, you know, question her sexuality. This is
Kyle uh sending a love letter in the music video
(25:05):
to Morgan Wade.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Have you heard this crappy song yet?
Speaker 2 (25:11):
What is this?
Speaker 3 (25:11):
This is I'll go to love you, I've gotta live you.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I'm going to bite you a little bait?
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Is this about Kyle?
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Kyle's in the music video make Well you like Huntry?
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Do you like this? No?
Speaker 3 (25:24):
I hate this.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
All right?
Speaker 3 (25:30):
But that's why people were questioning your sexuality?
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Well, yeah, because you were insinuating that you were lesbian
for an entire season. That's why.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
That's right. I shot up about that.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Then her god fearing children told her to calm down,
and that's why she stopped.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
And you know, Morgan Wade also had a husband before Kyle,
which doesn't mean anything, but I just learned it.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Oh wow, I mean we can switch sides. I mean,
I'm I'm still young early in on my journey. Who
knows where I'll go with this?
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Yeah, you could fall in love with the man and
retire at the Pyramids of Giza. Who knows? H Okay,
So we then roll back the tape on Kyle saying
that we have to discuss things in public, driving the
nail in further to Kyle's arc on the show. In
order for Kyle to remain on this franchise, she needs
to go through a folder rate. She needs a full rebrand.
(26:16):
She needs to just completely, completely fucking change.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
She should start doing an English accent, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Yeah, I think it's a really good idea.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Actually, she needs to start drinking again and do something
that drastic. She needs to start drinking, shave her head,
speak in an English accent, and act like nothing has changed.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I don't know why alcoholics in the public eye don't
recognize that they're like fat people. You know, nobody wants
Jonah Hill to lose weight except for Jonah Hill, right,
Nobody wants you to stop drinking except for you, you.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Know you, because Kyle. It wasn't like we were constantly
hearing about her beating people up or doing it. Just
did the splits and was drunk, right, you.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Know, Yeah, it was more fun.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Now.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Yeah, when I stopped drinking for two years, this guy
played in a band with his name is Gypsy. He
showed me a polaroid one day at music practice with
me taking a beer bong, and he pointed out the
photo and he said, I missed this.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Yeah, yeah, it was lame. Yeah, it was lame for
two years, right, right, right?
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Why did you stop? For those two years?
Speaker 4 (27:22):
I had it was like thirteen grand in debt, and yeah,
that was pretty That was pretty much the reason I
was like, what am I doing with my life?
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Well? You had thirteen You had thirteen grand in debt
with no way to pay it back, right.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
No, no, except to take out another credit card.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Yeah, that was a low point.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Well you see what I'm gonna do here is I'm
gonna pay this debt off with this debt. That's right, Okay,
that was my thinking. It's a it's a three card
Monti type type thing you're doing, and that's called the
American dream.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
After the two years did you was gone?
Speaker 4 (28:00):
Yeah, yeah, I got back of my feet, I opened
my first business, and uh, the rest is history.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
For the rest, it's history. So Sutton, Garcel, and Erica
are all seated at the table. At some point, Erica says,
I'll have an old fashioned baban and Sutton says, oh,
I have a whole pizza. Then, bizarrely, she attempts to
get Kyle to apologize for the unsaid chronic behavior that
(28:27):
she's demonstrated on this show for years, which is a
very interesting thing to attempt to do. Sutton's like, I
need her to apologize for not bringing her life to camera,
and she does so by going, what words are you
sorry for saying? I mean, Sutton, is I think on
(28:48):
her way to a mental asylum. I'm not sure.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Well, the look back we get is of Kyle demanding
her co stars answer questions right right, and which makes
her look like a goddamn hypocrite. Yeah, she answers no
questions right, and then when is pressed and put in
the corner of who are you, says I'm done and
then walks out, you know.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
What I don't like. I don't like these things. You know,
these things, these little spindly you know those. Why do
we have these? Still? I don't know. I don't want
another thing that I don't like. Bread ties you just
put just fold the bag, Just fold the bag and
then put the bread on top of the fold. Why
do you need bread ties?
Speaker 1 (29:28):
They can't be doing much more, you know, than a fold.
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Right, you just do the fold.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
You're saying you purchase it.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
From a grocery store. Yeah, I guess, yeah, sent ship,
I'll rip it open anyways, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
I think that, Kyle, the reason that this is so
frustrating is because in that playback you she comes from
this fake, earnest, deserving place to know, like they owe
us that we we're all here together and she should
tell Okay, So when her husband was stealing money from
(30:06):
burn victims and she had to leave in the middle
of the night with her seven hundred and fifty thousand.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Dollars left in the middle of the night, baby, she.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Pretty much said everything, and then her son rolled this
car five times. You're denying that your husband has ever
cheated on you, even though it's been printed in newspapers
for eleven years.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Not only that she's cheated.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
On him with Morgan Wade, not Kyle.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
You were talking about Erica Jane.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
Yeah, No, she's had some some side pieces too.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Really, really, come on, that's like a corpse.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
All right. So we all get to a house somewhere,
the ladies all show up and Jerite is not doing well.
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you just die? Babe?
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Can I ask?
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Did you think this was a lie?
Speaker 2 (34:28):
No?
Speaker 4 (34:29):
Okay, wouldn't put it pasture? And we meet at Kyle's
by the way, So this is all the pre meet
up before we're going to head up to that disgusting place.
Go Ros and Hawks start and this is Dorrito tells
the gals rough morning. Brett Michaels apparently has an IG
account and found out that PK and I are getting divorced.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Right right right right right?
Speaker 1 (34:49):
But like does it? Ten? I don't know Howldy it
is like whatever around that age? Mommy, can I talk
to you? Are you and Daddy getting d volt? Like
I just she was and she's telling the story and
she's like searching for words, and she's like, and then
he came, you know, he came to me. He came
to me, and he came and he said to me
when he came to me, and he said, Mummy, could
(35:11):
I talk to you, mummy.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Mummy candidly, could I have a moment of your time?
Could you spare you know what?
Speaker 3 (35:16):
Actually, now you question it.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
I think she's lying about this story. I think this
is completely made up. Really, by the way, how's this
fucking kid gonna know the difference? This guy has been
living in England for the last eight years.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Sure, yeah, his dad's never there.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
His dad is never there, right, so give me a break.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
That's a great pine. She's done everything to protect those children.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
And that's when Sutton jumps in. Hey, I think we're
all running late for that beach with all the dead fish.
Let's get out of here.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Call her a strange pumpkin.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
You're a strange little pumpkin, Sutton. So we get back
to Oxnard. Everyone has lounge where Sutton has a mister
Rogers waistline, and we hit the beach. Jennifer Tilly, Uh.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Well, I want to talk about the house for us
because I love how everyone enters her house, which is nice.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
The house itself is nice.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Yes, yes, I don't want you. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Pat.
I don't want you to be proud of it. I
don't want you to say I did it all myself.
I don't want that this second home to be a
point of pride, because we watch these shows to see
people that have such extreme wealth at a second they
don't even know they.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
Have this site.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
It's too we don't want to know you worked for this.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Yeah, yeah, I love that.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
No no, no, So she's bringing up a point, so all
the ladies fall over themselves to compliment how amazing this
pad is. Right. What I want is I want the
audio footage of the drive back to Los Angeles and
what they really thought about.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
A million percent a million percent. And I don't know
why Andy can't supply us with that. I mean, excuse me. Listen.
And on the part one of the Real Housewives of
New York reunion asked interrogated Jessel on what work she
got done. Oh wow, it was one of the most
(37:13):
bizarre fucking things I've ever seen. He was he she
was on the stand, and he was going down accusing
her of lying and making sure she had told told
him everything, Fillers, botox, Vinie. So it was just why
can't they get a little hot mic and.
Speaker 4 (37:29):
You know it's it's I agree because I love the
face to face bullshit with another human being. And then
you talk smack about him, because I don't think that
any other species does that. No, Like a parakeet doesn't
go a glad it's nice dress, and then the parakeet
gets with the other parakeetes. He's like, God, she looks
so fat in that fucking thing, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
By the way, you're going to be so disappointed with
Real Housewives Assault Lake. Andy drops the ball so many
times he lets people off the hook, no follow up,
no like you Oh you watched it, Rubes, Yeah it was.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
It was bad. It was the first bad episode of
the season. Seriously.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Well, what were you gonna say about Jesse getting interrogated
about her face?
Speaker 1 (38:09):
I was gonna say. I think one of the reasons
that he was like trying to fucking push her was
because it would be like Kyle shaving her head and
then saying that she got botox and filler and everybody
was like, no, no, but the but the big we
all know that you do. Are you going to talk
about the fact that you have a whole new mouth
or are we not going to do that? And she
was like, what are you talking about? I was getting that. Yeah,
(38:31):
I got finis. I said that I was it was
gonna I was going to say it. He's like, okay,
well we kind of sounded.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Like you were like you weren't gonna say that's.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Gonna lie, you know what I mean? But what I
was going to say about you got it, It's gone.
Speaker 4 (38:46):
You got it out Tilly before we go out to
that disgusting beach. Case expensive.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
The footage, the audio that I want to hear. That
would be as good as Lee said Barlow, she's a
prostitut before she's fucked top of New York. I want
the first time Sutton drove out there, saw the house
and called her friend of equal net worth, right, I
want that phone call. That's what I want.
Speaker 4 (39:14):
I also want the audio footage of Bows in that
golf cart driving out to the beach that was supposedly
fifteen minutes but felt like eleven hours.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Why can't they walk because.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
It's not that close.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
I guess no, I think it's close. You know, we
talked about Afghanistan and our Patreon show. I had to
cut it out because it was so offensive, but theoretically
(39:54):
you could, you know, and we have an uncensored tier
that luckily we haven't. You know, we promised people that
we would put uncensored stuff there. But we're pretty good
at broadcasting at this point, I mean, not great at
broadcasting with the things that if we ever say things
that are well, I think maybe we should put it
on the uncensored tearing out. No, no, no, no one should
(40:15):
hear this. You'd be arrested, maybe not arrested, but no
one should hear this. So anyways, Jennifer Tilly asks for
a photo to be taken. Oh boy, Harry Backlett. Jennifer
Tilly this episode commemorating her late husband.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
He left me all this money.
Speaker 4 (40:35):
I have to love him, right, Yeah, he left me
money to buy you.
Speaker 3 (40:40):
I guess a Louis Vuitton bad that looks like us, Like.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Yeah, what without your late husband, I wouldn't be carefree
gambling in the basement of the fucking raw the whiskey
a go go or whatever the fuck she.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Does I love that every day she wakes up and
she lives knowing that she I like to think that
she walks around and she gets you know, pulls into
valet and says thank you Sam, and they're like, it's
not my name, and she's like, oh no, it was
just Sam, you know Sam, any little happy girl. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Can I tell you what. I went to go get
water today from our water store, you know, and the
man I walked in and he had just picked up
some food. He was in the middle of a prayer.
He was in the middle of saying grass. I thought
I was so pretty. I was like, hey, how you doing?
And hey, I'm doing good.
Speaker 4 (41:30):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (41:31):
And I go, oh, my god, that is so beautiful.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
My daughter that every time before meal?
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Really yeah, it's nice. Check in check in with the godhead, Yeah,
check in with the god did great? Unknown So satting
and Kyle sit down for a talk, I mean, Dereet
and Kyle sit down for a talk.
Speaker 4 (41:50):
That's right, We're at the beach picnic right, Yes, okay,
it's lovely except for that oil tanker off in the distance.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
Yes. So then this smells.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Yeah, freezing, it's do windy. Nobody over the age of
eleven can sit in something that isn't a chair for
more than five to ten minutes without losing circulation. Don't
do this again.
Speaker 4 (42:11):
Yeah, I don't want to go here again.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
I don't want to and it really is maybe twelve,
maybe twelve. But children have bendy stuff. They can they
can be a completely uncomfortable positions for such a long time.
But adults, what am I saying? What am I supposed
to sit on the ground? You know, my wife and
(42:34):
I always have this idealistic view of going to the
park and laying on a blanket and after about seven minutes,
my bone.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
Starter, are we here?
Speaker 4 (42:43):
I know when I was drinking a lot and partying,
I wouldn't wake up till like four in the afternoon.
I used to like, go, I wanna wake up early
and go have lunch at the park.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
And then you do it early was one o'clock.
Speaker 4 (42:56):
And yeah, yeah, well yeah, and then you do it
and you're like, what, Wow, this is overrated. You know
what's better than this partying at a bar till two
in the morning.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
So yeah, okay, Kyle and Reid are gonna do great.
I gonna say the trailer for the back half of
the season looked horrible. It looked like nothing is gonna transpire.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
I didn't watch it.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Take somebody calls someone a bitch, and then there's multiple
scenes about the women talking about the fact that somebody
called them a bitch. I mean, Lisa Barlow calls somebody
a cunt and a slut every other episode, Like that's
not gonna anyways.
Speaker 4 (43:38):
Well, okay, So what this is about in my mind
after watching Dorito's with Kyle, was she wanted to see
who she's gonna have allegiance with, because Kyle one power
that she does have is if she's still getting info
from Pique, then she can kind of make Doriedo's life. Hell,
so Dorito's wants allegiance, and that's full allegiance, that's cutting
(44:01):
off contact with p K. I am right in the
middle of this right now. I have two couples that
my wife and I were friends with. They are now
separated or divorcing, and we are tasked with, you know,
if one of them reach out out to us, who
do we pick?
Speaker 3 (44:17):
You got to pick one?
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (44:19):
Do you really do as a couple, Like, do you
and Churie have to pick one? I think you pick one.
Speaker 4 (44:27):
So yeah, so one in particular they're doing. Uh So
they have a daughter who's four, same age as Ellie.
The wife reached out to Shri and said, come to
this birthday with Ellie. The husband today text me and said,
come to this birthday with Ellie. They're two separate birthday parties.
That's how ugly it's gotten. Good for the kid though,
two birthday.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
Parts, two birthdays. That's pretty crazy. You guys gonna double, Scoop,
We're gonna double.
Speaker 4 (44:52):
We're gonna go to both good for you and the kid.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
Good for you. So we get back to the table
this to eat and Kyle thing, it's like, it's stupid,
it's stupid. We get to the table when we talk
about indecent proposal, Pat, have you seen the film?
Speaker 4 (45:06):
I have a couple of times who would let a dude, Sorry,
you're not gonna let your wife bang guy? Who would
agree with their wife to allow another dude to sleep
with her for a million bucks? Living in LA you
can burn through a million bucks in three and a
half years.
Speaker 3 (45:22):
You know what, You're not going.
Speaker 4 (45:23):
To burn through that memory of you seeing your wife
get on.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
Well, I've never seen it, but do you, he doesn't
have to watch does he.
Speaker 4 (45:31):
Know she gets picked up by I think she gets
on a plane or something.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Who bangs?
Speaker 3 (45:38):
Who's that old guy that has.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
The Robbie Robert or Redford? Okay, yes, who's the husband?
Speaker 3 (45:45):
What he howlson?
Speaker 2 (45:46):
Whatdy harrelson? Okay, well, let's adjust for inflation. When did
that movie come out? Nineteen nine ninety nine, so that's
probably one one point four today.
Speaker 4 (45:57):
No, if you're talking real estate, you could have done
with million bucks back then you'll get ten million.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
I'd have a conversation with Cees. She's such a she's
just she's such a freaking fucking puritanical. I'd be like,
what are you talk to? Bang it? No, I love you.
It's ten million dollars.
Speaker 4 (46:19):
But then you take that ten million bucks, you go
buy your house and maybe get to quit your job.
And then you're walking around that house with all those
lonely walls all day and you're like, Jesus Christ, did
she enjoy it?
Speaker 2 (46:29):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (46:30):
All these thoughts can run through your head.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
Yeah, but you get a bunch of yeah, you flip it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
I think I think you get over it. I think
you say I have I have so much stuff to
do with all my millions of dollars. I don't have
time to think about this anymore. And it doesn't matter
because I have ten million dollars.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
Would you let Ryan sleep with somebody else for ten
million dollars?
Speaker 1 (46:51):
I would strongly suggest that he does.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
Yeah, I would.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
I encourage him to do so. He wouldn't, which would
be a big bummer for everyone.
Speaker 4 (46:59):
Right right, Well you know who else would sleep with
someone for ten minutes?
Speaker 2 (47:04):
Yeah? Yeah? See what?
Speaker 3 (47:06):
Brats can't fall in love?
Speaker 4 (47:08):
No, No, they're always in survival mode and then excess mode.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
Their heart has no room now. Jennifer Tilly commemorates her
husband in a really beautiful way, and we pray to
our sisterhood and find a dead bird on the beach,
bookending this curse of an episode with affection Avian curses.
Speaker 3 (47:30):
What do you call those things? Those wind balloons or whatever?
Speaker 2 (47:33):
What do you mean.
Speaker 4 (47:33):
Those Viking lanterns?
Speaker 3 (47:35):
Those just yeah, you just call.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
Them lanterns, Chinese lanterns.
Speaker 3 (47:39):
So I think the Vikings had them too?
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Oh really?
Speaker 4 (47:42):
Yeah, because you do the Viking funeral right?
Speaker 3 (47:45):
Oh no, that's when you.
Speaker 4 (47:45):
Shoot a bow and arrow, Yeah, and a guy dead
on a boat and then it lights on fire in
the water and then the fishy is dead.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
Flesh. Get in the comments, let us know what you
thought about life, let me know, and let everybody know
Saratoga or know.
Speaker 4 (48:03):
This season sucks, So we'll see you next week.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
I'm Dylan saying goodbye, Pat, Say goodbye Ruby.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
Later, dudes, bye bye.
Freezing. It's de windy. Nobody over the age of eleven
can sit in something that isn't a chair for more
than five to ten minutes without losing circulation. Don't do
this again.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yeah, I don't want to go here? What am I? Oh?
What am I supposed to sit on the ground? You know,
my wife and I always have this idealistic view of
going to the park and laying on a blanket, and
after about seven minutes my bone start here. I know, Hi, hello,
(00:45):
and welcome to another Brands Banking new episode of Bet
to Be. My name is Dylan.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
That is pat great to be here, babies.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I am poop bag, little poop bag, and Ruby Rand
is over there. Guys, I am sipping on a Groll
steamer right now, and get in the common Let us
know your favorite sparkling water. I wanted a Saratoga. Do
you know Saratoga?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Saratoga?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Do you know a Saratoga?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Really, no, it's.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
A city in New York, right horse trace, that's right.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
No, this I'm talking about a bottle of water?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Is it elite?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Capital E L and the rest of the letters in
that word. It is phenomenal?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Can I tell you when I knew Vander Pump Rules
was going down in a fire when at least three
cast members were singing the praises of sparkling water. They
weren't drinking alcohol anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
That's right. You guys are drinking Lacroix. You know. It's
like or no, it was even they.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Had come and rate their their bubbles.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
That's right, that's right. That was really really sad.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
That was the end.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
That's good.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
You know what I think about it, Like these people
were barely employable when they were cast on that show.
What's DJ James kenned you're gonna do? Some would argue, oh,
hill tour around the world and and uh DJ or something,
Oh uh no, that will dry up as soon as
he's not in fan of Pump Rules anymore, which he's not.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Sand of All, What the hell is he going to do?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Swartz, He's a star on The Traders, which recovering a
Patreon dot com slash another podcast.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
There's a world where sand of All in five years
is working behind a bar as an actual bartender.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Again, Okay, I'm not kidding. I don't even know why
I went down this tangent.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I apologie, yeah, yeah, but and listen we're not. We're
not the biggest fans of them either, but get in
the comments. Let us know. If you've had Sarah Choga before,
it'd be interested to find out. It's a blue, kind
of a pink blue and purple bottle. Really excluisit brand.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Just beautiful glass or plastic.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I think that they started out his glass really to
kind of differentiate themselves in the market, But now that
they've gotten popular.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
It's very expensive. Glass.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Astic is cheaper they've gone.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
So please you're dump you just drop it in the ocean.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah, what a sad thing that is. But guys, listen,
we're not here to talk about any of that fucking mess.
You know, we can miss you with all that mess.
We're here to talk about the real housepins of Beverly Hills. Tonight,
Jagger finds out mommy and daddy are divorced. You know,
she'd had everything to protect those kids. Baby. She posted
(03:37):
publicly on Instagram they were getting a divorce. We'll get
into all it.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Erica Jane's son was interviewed for some publication about the
fires in Los Angeles.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
We got to see what he looked like.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Oh yeah, good looking guy. He's probably about forty. Now,
yeah he is.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
He also was I believe the arriving officer to the
Asap Rocky scene you just testified in that trial.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Wow, yeah, I love Asap Rocky. Unless he did something really.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Bad, like allegedly murdered a childhood friend, maybe I think,
oh wow, is that what that's about.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Well, as long as it's alleged, I'm gonna still keep
bumping that stuff. You know what, there's some of those.
But he's one of the most handsome people I've ever
seen in my little life.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
He's stunning beautiful.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Man.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Are we talking about Asap? Yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
But when you're worth a billion dollars in your Rihanna,
can't you level up a little bit.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
As far as the quality of guys?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
You know, all the heart wants, but the heart wants, right,
I guess. So listen, we're gonna talk about real house fives,
Beverly Hills. Okay. Have we gone to Oxnart every episode?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
I'm glad you mentioned that, Dylan, Yes, we have, and
I was hoping, uh, we'd have a break from Oxnard.
Now a lot of the audience is, uh, probably gonna
give me a little hell for this, a little black. Yeah,
for making fun of Garcel's beach house.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
To that, I'll say, did you like that.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Million dollar view of an actual oil tanker passing by?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
It was so crazy?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
There was there was an actual oil tanker not off
five miles out right, right right a quarter mile from
where the ladies were sitting having lunch.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Sure, it just passed by slowly.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
And then it's just a trail of bubbling dead dolphins.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Ox Nart is a dump Oprah and David Duffin wouldn't
let their dogs live there.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Enough, Okay, Yeah, Well, there were driving past this building
that had lots of graffiti and murals on it, and
it was blurred out for some reason. I'm like, hey, business,
you don't need to blurt nobody's coming right. I don't
know why you're trying to blur it. It seems a
little futile to me. But listen, we have to give
our babyes and we're gonna let Ruby go first, because
(05:52):
we've been talking ruby.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Babies, not a lot of happy babies. I liked a
few moments. I disliked more moments than I liked.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
That.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Being said, I still enjoyed it. I would go like, holistically,
what we gained sixty four babies, and I just want.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
To quickly mention that Ruby looks like she's phoning in
from purgatory. I think that's yeah. I was gonna say purgatory.
It's kind of this in between place where you're kind
of being judged.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Well, I am at our father's home, so yes.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Oh, really, bring dad on?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Where's Dad, Peter?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
He's asleep. He'll come on tomorrow though.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Okay, Oh wow, I missed Virginia so much. I want
to go back to your name so badly. What do
you make in a stink face?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
I'm from Massachusett. It's just lots of woods and small
town kind of thing. I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I'm enriched with my feet hit the ground there.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Real talk.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Would you ever if you had a second home, you
had a choice beach house or mountain something? What are
you doing?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Well? I already know where my second He's gonna pick
the beach every hell.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
No, I hate the beach. It's too gloomy.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Out every day. You picked the mountains.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
I would never live at the beach.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
I don't like the ocean really sharks there. I will
live in Wine Country. My plans are not the question.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Those are mountains, but that's your ideal.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
We're going We're going wine country. Okay, great, Yes, you know.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
My wonderful You know, my ideal vacation home is if
I could have one of the Pyramids of Giza. You
know what I mean. You know what I'm talking about.
So I would say overall Low baybas overall Low Baybays,
because I am so blown away that my sister's in
(08:01):
Virginia right now. What did you eat today? What did
you have for dinner? What did he make for dinner?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
He picked me up, me and Ryan with twelve Krispy
Cream donuts. Okay, yeah, we went to Kroger and then
we returned. He put a pot of pinto beans on
this morning, and I mean a pot of pinto beans
and a piece of bacon in it. And then we
got back and had a bowl of that with a
piece of bread and Krispy Cream donuts and cape Cod
(08:31):
chips and some peanut m and ms.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Okay, yeah, yeah, you really. You know, when you go
to Virginia, I feel very rejuvenated, and I leave with
kind of like a scurvy because I've received no nutrients
the entire time I've been there. Because my father eats
like he's in the apocalypse. Anyways, the only good moment
(08:55):
I got from this show. Then that's not true, but
one of the few interrupting Dereet's Mick Jagger is daddy
divorced story is? I mean listen Comparatively speaking to the
rest of the season, I would say all time, yep,
four babies.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
It's pretty rude.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Yeah, okay, I'm gonna just start my thoughts with a
little scene from the show. This was when gar Garcel
was just wrapping up preparations for her guests to visit
her new beach house, and she asked her assistant Nicole,
how does the beach look. Nicole answered, it's covered with
dead fish and a beached whale, but otherwise swimmingly right.
(09:39):
I don't want to go to Oxnar anymore. This is
the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I want mansions, I
want like five star restaurants. I want good looking people.
I do not want crackheads, razor wire fences. I don't
want to go to ox Star anymore. We spent half
the episode there zero babies. It may God have mercy
(10:02):
on her soul. Good luck selling that.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Thing, did you? I'll save this for PMZ because this
is a paywall story. I mean, my god, I wish
we were doing an APS this week. Okay, real quick, look,
we got time to kill here. Yesterday, I'm pulling off
(10:26):
the one on one near Campbell Hall right onto Laurel Canyon.
That's that's the Laurel exit, and on the one on
one that's right.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
So I pull off and I think I'm just gonna,
you know, take a right right onto Laurel Canyon. Nope,
I look, I see there's cars coming. I inched out
a little too much, maybe about a foot out. Okay, okay,
just as I'm about to back up, you know, a
car had already pulled by me, blocked me. So I
watched several cars kind of have to crean around the
(10:55):
front of my Okay. Then this woman driving by does
the hole slow down, and the she was really upset
that I was out there. Sure, and she throws the
arms up and like stares me down as she passes
by me.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
So you know, I'm not at these days. I'm not.
I don't like to.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
I'm not a confrontational person, but I couldn't help myself.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
I gave her the middle finger and said fuck off.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
You would not believe this, So I pull out.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
She slows down to fight me.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Now, I'm not going to fight a guy, never mind
a woman. And anyway, as I'm trying to go southbound
on Laurel Canyon, She's trying to weave in and out
of cars to slow down to get at me. She
keeps honking her horn really loud.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
She keeps giving the middle finger.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
People must have thought she was absolutely crazy. Finally, thank God,
this good Samaritan. I think you realized she was insane.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
She was trying to pull over to I don't know
what she was going to do. Kilby shoot me.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
He blocked her.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
I was able to escape.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
My god, what is going on with the world.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
You should be able to give someone the middle finger, because.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Well, you're my least favorite kind of infractor, right, What
do you mean? Well, I mean you were you know,
these are these people. And I'm not saying that you're
this person, but you you trafficked unintended in this behavior
on this fateful day. You are in the wrong. Right
hold on, hang on one second.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
We haven't all made an accident by scooching a little
too much out and on coming track, by the way
when the people are passing by me, what do they
think I.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Was up to?
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Like the people that are offended by that, like what
goes through their market?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
You're in the wrong, right, And then she gets upset
at you, and you know what you do? You go,
fuck you. That's you got to take your medicine.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Okay, as a human being driving by with someone, you
don't go to yourself. You go, you know what do
a little man?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Gabble gabble? This is not a PS. Fine, you're fine.
Fifteen hundred dollars. Hey, Siri, call portion.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
My love, just to confirm you'd like to call Bob home.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Nope, I don't even know who Bob is.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Okay, so Kyle's an empty nester.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I have I have a contact on my phone named Bob.
I don't know Bob. I don't know who Bob is.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
I can't wait to get a new iPhone. I am
only going to have like ten people in it.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, So, anyways, Kyle's home is empty. It's a lonely
feeling sometimes and that's sad, right. But the car is good,
right because it's a brand new Porsche and Porsche is
going to take that car to go have lunch with
her sisters. Now Kyle hears about the plan and lurches
at the opportunity over your yogurt bowl because she's so
(13:47):
so Yeah, it's very said.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Let me tell you why she's lonely and she's going
to be spending the night by herself. Turns out her
daughter's a big fans of Real Housewives Barly Hills, and
they just feel her ARC has really been suffering last Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Yeah, they're not a fan of hers.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Yeah, she's kind of a fake person, right right.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Right, And Rubes, do you think that the sisters and
the daughters are not seeing her because they know that
her ARC is doing all the franchise?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
No, I think it's because they hate her because she's
a lesbian and they don't think that she sends. But
that was a very hard thing to watch, and it
was even more sad that she was putting a Gave
instead of real honey in that bowl. You know, it's okay,
it wasn't even good at gave.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
No, it was like smart and finally gave. It's like, Kyle,
what are we doing? She facetimes Erica and heye and
Erica begins to talk about the board of directors Now,
why did she say bored of directors? Why did she
say that?
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Maybe it was a reference to Frank Sinatra, who referred
to himself as board of directors, having to kind of
keep everybody in line, the rat Pack and all in
the mom maybe killing the kennedyates.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
That might be. That might be what she meant, or
maybe that it felt very business like. But if not that,
then the very culturally sound reference that you made is
probably what she meant.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
I think fun fact a famous restaurant called Chasin's. I
don't think it's open anymore. That's where Frank Sinatra and
the rat Pack used to hang out, and that is
where Bebe meant Girardi. Oh really, she was a waitress there,
she worked there.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Was Frank still alive? Yeah, probably, Yeah, he died a
couple of years ago.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
He died in ninety two.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
So and she I think swamp rat if I'm doing
the math right, meant Girardi around the late nineties.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Okay, all right, Well, Kyle says that this is the
worst she's ever felt on the on the show in
the history of the show, and Erica says that she
doesn't think it's okay for the women to weigh in
on Kyle's marital disputes and goingsons with which is almost
(16:05):
kind of like ignoring the responsibility of being in the
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills slash Charzana slash Oxnard. But
a bird rams its head into the glass immediately after
the phone as happened, That is a sign that there
is some kind of satanic apocalypse on its way, I think.
(16:26):
I mean, I'm pretty sure that's what happens in the Omen, right.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Or the Surrender's mothers her mother's you know, still hitting
the bottle too, and lost away in the air and
she collided into Erica Jane's.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Yeah, so you're saying reincarnated hummingbirds can still be drunks.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you lived just the same life
you were living on Earth.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Really really okay? So Bose and Daripe meet up for lunch.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Bose gets a beautiful Where do they meet up? Guys?
Did you catch it?
Speaker 2 (16:57):
No?
Speaker 4 (16:58):
Oh, Shining Beacon of Studio City, the Sportsman, Cold Water Shops.
Oh really yeah, that's right around the corner from a
Ruby and Deli's house where they grew up.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
I gotta say, I think boujelais gets a really bad rap.
I think Boujelais is. It's a young one. There's no
hiding that. But this narrative that things have to be
in a barrel for a long time in order for
them to have any merit or value in any way,
shape or form. Give me bojel every day. You know,
it's a delicious wine. Yeah, I agree, it's crazy. So
(17:35):
Bose is, according to Dree, one of the first people
that has really stood up for Darit and really loves her.
And she does not know this woman and that is sad.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Well, yeah, she calls her her ride or die. Wow,
what an honor right, I've known you for five minutes.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Well, let's take a quick break to talk about the
Real Housewives of New York City. That reunion was. I
can't even tell you. I understand that the season was bad,
but what Brent has done is brought a traumatized bout
of borderline personality disorder onto television and now we're all
getting to see the women. It is shocking television. Did
(18:15):
you watch it?
Speaker 4 (18:16):
I have not. I was too busy watching the other reunion,
part two of Salt Lake, and I have to say
I was disappointing. That he had a person on the
daysid pretended he doesn't watch the show. That irritates me, Todd,
I don't watch the show.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Well that's your homework.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
I fucking hate Floppy Tits so much.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Dude, you didn't hear.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Oh you didn't watch it to hear your wife call
you out for being a fucking philandering, fat ass. Yeah,
and a horrible person in controlling.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Oh you didn't hear that.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
But Ruby speak on Britt real quick.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Brinn is Brent traumatized. I think I believe that she
has a lot of things she needs to work out
with a professional bookend thought thought, despicable, horrific, unforgivable. Get
her off my screen, off my stage, away off the
(19:09):
stagerous people believe it, she said.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
She said, there's a moment the Real Husbands of New
York where you did part one that was so good,
She says about Jessel's husband. She gossips to the other
women and says that Jessel said the real love of
her life was an ex boyfriend. Completely made it up,
just completely made it up. And Jessel starts crying and goes,
(19:36):
do you know what that's like? Having to watch that
with your husband? Could you imagine if you were watching,
they unbelievable. And that's not even faking the accusations of
telling someone that she was rape and that was completely
made up, So we're not even there yet. It's so fantastic.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
I don't think it's going to get a season three
and at ruby any theories on this, Sorry we keep
derailed tangenting or whatever. Did Brinn get fired or do
you think she really quit?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
She got fired? There's no way she would quit.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
I I genuinely don't know. I think that she may
have gotten enough pressure socially and from the women after
that Rolling Stone article came out and Aaron was like,
we're not sisters. I don't know if she had already
quit by then.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Wait when did the Rolling Stone article come.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Out a little while ago after the episode aired that
she did the whole Uba thing, this article came out.
I'm pretty sure it was after and everybody I was like,
thought that she would kind of apologize, and she really,
I mean, she didn't.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
She apologize, so that's.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Kind of hard. I don't think there's any way that
they could bring her back. But I don't know, if
I know, you know what, I believe she was fired
because I think that she would always want to come
back fix it.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
So yeah, yeah, yeah, what a fucking There are certain
people hurt people, hurt people, man, oh my people, people
speaking of hurting hurt people. Talks about p K and
she says that she's unsure about the sponsor and p
K doing something. And I'm sorry, but I know we're
(21:18):
supposed to cover the show. But when Dree talks, her
voice is kind of like Catherine Keener with the teacup.
I just I slip into the into the upside down.
I have no idea what she said.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
Well, she basically said p K sponsor, who I would
think also moonlights as his bookie, said that they he
broke the news that he wanted to break. Okay, yeah,
PK needed a break from her.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
It's worth noting to the this sponsor that PK had
during his entry into sobriety was a good friend of
his who is no longer his sponsor because he was
starting to overstep and tell him how to raise his kids.
Sok said, I don't think we should do there's anymore
a good match, right right right?
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Yeah, well you know I'll keep my mouth yet. Okay,
so we're getting dinner tonight, but the ladies are getting
together tomorrow at carselves. So the ladies are wondering what
this dinner is about.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Yeah, that's right, that's right.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
And this seems like bear with me. You know how
the Caesars started to get a little unruly and kill
their uh their political opponents.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Uh yeah, I heard what happened in history.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
You need to break bread in order to be able
to do that. This kind of feels like that, though
a very low stakes version of it, you know what
I mean. I think Kyle's trying to aggregate favor.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
He's trying to put together some allies on her side.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and you know that Bo's she knows
that Bo's is lost. Right. You would never ask a
fully allied senator to a dinner about killing one of
your political opponents, you know what I mean? They might
tip the other person on, yes, exactly, kind of like
what happened in Gladiator two featuring Denzel Washington from training.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Day with no dialogue coach whatsoever. And unless you have
Bows and Keihley have murdered someone together, you can't invite
her to dinner.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
You can't, No, you can't, and just to to recap.
Gladiator two had four bad guys. Pedro Pascal who was
a bad guy but then very quickly wasn't a bad guy.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Then we had the two little Emperors.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Yeah, they were the best part of the movie.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
They kind of were. And then all of a sudden
we have Denzel who is a bad guy, but not
until the very end, and there's no real like time
spent with his arc as a bad guy. So the
whole thing just felt very very flat.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Yeah it came late in the game, yeah, very lately.
But it turns out he was slowly making moves as they.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Say, yeah, yeah, yeah, and that's what Kyle's doing. So
Kyle and Garcel take a little Sitzki's kettle, one martini
fire order from gar Then Kyle starts to cry, and
gar says, Kyle, when you read that text at Chuck
E Cheese, it sounded like you and p K we're
talking about a lot more than memes. And Kyle says, listen,
I've always said that it was more than memes. And
(24:18):
then we roll back the tape on her talking about
memes and I'm wondering how it's even legal to put
a show out that's this bad. You know, we've been
talking about memes for I think five episodes.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Yeah, we're Yeah, I was shocked. I think we're in
episode nine of this if you can believe. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Yeah, it's really really going well, and Patty is getting
ready to Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
Kyle is really upset at this point, okay, because everything
has been questioned in her life and she's being judged
her sexuality, her marriage, right, and we were asking ourselves,
why would we, you know, question her sexuality. This is
Kyle uh sending a love letter in the music video
(25:05):
to Morgan Wade.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Have you heard this crappy song yet?
Speaker 2 (25:11):
What is this?
Speaker 3 (25:11):
This is I'll go to love you, I've gotta live you.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I'm going to bite you a little bait?
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Is this about Kyle?
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Kyle's in the music video make Well you like Huntry?
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Do you like this? No?
Speaker 3 (25:24):
I hate this.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
All right?
Speaker 3 (25:30):
But that's why people were questioning your sexuality?
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Well, yeah, because you were insinuating that you were lesbian
for an entire season. That's why.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
That's right. I shot up about that.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Then her god fearing children told her to calm down,
and that's why she stopped.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
And you know, Morgan Wade also had a husband before Kyle,
which doesn't mean anything, but I just learned it.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Oh wow, I mean we can switch sides. I mean,
I'm I'm still young early in on my journey. Who
knows where I'll go with this?
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Yeah, you could fall in love with the man and
retire at the Pyramids of Giza. Who knows? H Okay,
So we then roll back the tape on Kyle saying
that we have to discuss things in public, driving the
nail in further to Kyle's arc on the show. In
order for Kyle to remain on this franchise, she needs
to go through a folder rate. She needs a full rebrand.
(26:16):
She needs to just completely, completely fucking change.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
She should start doing an English accent, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Yeah, I think it's a really good idea.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Actually, she needs to start drinking again and do something
that drastic. She needs to start drinking, shave her head,
speak in an English accent, and act like nothing has changed.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I don't know why alcoholics in the public eye don't
recognize that they're like fat people. You know, nobody wants
Jonah Hill to lose weight except for Jonah Hill, right,
Nobody wants you to stop drinking except for you, you.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Know you, because Kyle. It wasn't like we were constantly
hearing about her beating people up or doing it. Just
did the splits and was drunk, right, you.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Know, Yeah, it was more fun.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Now.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Yeah, when I stopped drinking for two years, this guy
played in a band with his name is Gypsy. He
showed me a polaroid one day at music practice with
me taking a beer bong, and he pointed out the
photo and he said, I missed this.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Yeah, yeah, it was lame. Yeah, it was lame for
two years, right, right, right?
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Why did you stop? For those two years?
Speaker 4 (27:22):
I had it was like thirteen grand in debt, and yeah,
that was pretty That was pretty much the reason I
was like, what am I doing with my life?
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Well? You had thirteen You had thirteen grand in debt
with no way to pay it back, right.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
No, no, except to take out another credit card.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Yeah, that was a low point.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Well you see what I'm gonna do here is I'm
gonna pay this debt off with this debt. That's right, Okay,
that was my thinking. It's a it's a three card
Monti type type thing you're doing, and that's called the
American dream.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
After the two years did you was gone?
Speaker 4 (28:00):
Yeah, yeah, I got back of my feet, I opened
my first business, and uh, the rest is history.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
For the rest, it's history. So Sutton, Garcel, and Erica
are all seated at the table. At some point, Erica says,
I'll have an old fashioned baban and Sutton says, oh,
I have a whole pizza. Then, bizarrely, she attempts to
get Kyle to apologize for the unsaid chronic behavior that
(28:27):
she's demonstrated on this show for years, which is a
very interesting thing to attempt to do. Sutton's like, I
need her to apologize for not bringing her life to camera,
and she does so by going, what words are you
sorry for saying? I mean, Sutton, is I think on
(28:48):
her way to a mental asylum. I'm not sure.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Well, the look back we get is of Kyle demanding
her co stars answer questions right right, and which makes
her look like a goddamn hypocrite. Yeah, she answers no
questions right, and then when is pressed and put in
the corner of who are you, says I'm done and
then walks out, you know.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
What I don't like. I don't like these things. You know,
these things, these little spindly you know those. Why do
we have these? Still? I don't know. I don't want
another thing that I don't like. Bread ties you just
put just fold the bag, Just fold the bag and
then put the bread on top of the fold. Why
do you need bread ties?
Speaker 1 (29:28):
They can't be doing much more, you know, than a fold.
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Right, you just do the fold.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
You're saying you purchase it.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
From a grocery store. Yeah, I guess, yeah, sent ship,
I'll rip it open anyways, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
I think that, Kyle, the reason that this is so
frustrating is because in that playback you she comes from
this fake, earnest, deserving place to know, like they owe
us that we we're all here together and she should
tell Okay, So when her husband was stealing money from
(30:06):
burn victims and she had to leave in the middle
of the night with her seven hundred and fifty thousand.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Dollars left in the middle of the night, baby, she.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Pretty much said everything, and then her son rolled this
car five times. You're denying that your husband has ever
cheated on you, even though it's been printed in newspapers
for eleven years.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Not only that she's cheated.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
On him with Morgan Wade, not Kyle.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
You were talking about Erica Jane.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
Yeah, No, she's had some some side pieces too.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Really, really, come on, that's like a corpse.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
All right. So we all get to a house somewhere,
the ladies all show up and Jerite is not doing well.
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you just die? Babe?
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Can I ask?
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Did you think this was a lie?
Speaker 2 (34:28):
No?
Speaker 4 (34:29):
Okay, wouldn't put it pasture? And we meet at Kyle's
by the way, So this is all the pre meet
up before we're going to head up to that disgusting place.
Go Ros and Hawks start and this is Dorrito tells
the gals rough morning. Brett Michaels apparently has an IG
account and found out that PK and I are getting divorced.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Right right right right right?
Speaker 1 (34:49):
But like does it? Ten? I don't know Howldy it
is like whatever around that age? Mommy, can I talk
to you? Are you and Daddy getting d volt? Like
I just she was and she's telling the story and
she's like searching for words, and she's like, and then
he came, you know, he came to me. He came
to me, and he came and he said to me
when he came to me, and he said, Mummy, could
(35:11):
I talk to you, mummy.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Mummy candidly, could I have a moment of your time?
Could you spare you know what?
Speaker 3 (35:16):
Actually, now you question it.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
I think she's lying about this story. I think this
is completely made up. Really, by the way, how's this
fucking kid gonna know the difference? This guy has been
living in England for the last eight years.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Sure, yeah, his dad's never there.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
His dad is never there, right, so give me a break.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
That's a great pine. She's done everything to protect those children.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
And that's when Sutton jumps in. Hey, I think we're
all running late for that beach with all the dead fish.
Let's get out of here.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Call her a strange pumpkin.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
You're a strange little pumpkin, Sutton. So we get back
to Oxnard. Everyone has lounge where Sutton has a mister
Rogers waistline, and we hit the beach. Jennifer Tilly, Uh.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Well, I want to talk about the house for us
because I love how everyone enters her house, which is nice.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
The house itself is nice.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Yes, yes, I don't want you. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Pat.
I don't want you to be proud of it. I
don't want you to say I did it all myself.
I don't want that this second home to be a
point of pride, because we watch these shows to see
people that have such extreme wealth at a second they
don't even know they.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
Have this site.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
It's too we don't want to know you worked for this.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Yeah, yeah, I love that.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
No no, no, So she's bringing up a point, so all
the ladies fall over themselves to compliment how amazing this
pad is. Right. What I want is I want the
audio footage of the drive back to Los Angeles and
what they really thought about.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
A million percent a million percent. And I don't know
why Andy can't supply us with that. I mean, excuse me. Listen.
And on the part one of the Real Housewives of
New York reunion asked interrogated Jessel on what work she
got done. Oh wow, it was one of the most
(37:13):
bizarre fucking things I've ever seen. He was he she
was on the stand, and he was going down accusing
her of lying and making sure she had told told
him everything, Fillers, botox, Vinie. So it was just why
can't they get a little hot mic and.
Speaker 4 (37:29):
You know it's it's I agree because I love the
face to face bullshit with another human being. And then
you talk smack about him, because I don't think that
any other species does that. No, Like a parakeet doesn't
go a glad it's nice dress, and then the parakeet
gets with the other parakeetes. He's like, God, she looks
so fat in that fucking thing, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
By the way, you're going to be so disappointed with
Real Housewives Assault Lake. Andy drops the ball so many
times he lets people off the hook, no follow up,
no like you Oh you watched it, Rubes, Yeah it was.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
It was bad. It was the first bad episode of
the season. Seriously.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Well, what were you gonna say about Jesse getting interrogated
about her face?
Speaker 1 (38:09):
I was gonna say. I think one of the reasons
that he was like trying to fucking push her was
because it would be like Kyle shaving her head and
then saying that she got botox and filler and everybody
was like, no, no, but the but the big we
all know that you do. Are you going to talk
about the fact that you have a whole new mouth
or are we not going to do that? And she
was like, what are you talking about? I was getting that. Yeah,
(38:31):
I got finis. I said that I was it was
gonna I was going to say it. He's like, okay,
well we kind of sounded.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Like you were like you weren't gonna say that's.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Gonna lie, you know what I mean? But what I
was going to say about you got it, It's gone.
Speaker 4 (38:46):
You got it out Tilly before we go out to
that disgusting beach. Case expensive.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
The footage, the audio that I want to hear. That
would be as good as Lee said Barlow, she's a
prostitut before she's fucked top of New York. I want
the first time Sutton drove out there, saw the house
and called her friend of equal net worth, right, I
want that phone call. That's what I want.
Speaker 4 (39:14):
I also want the audio footage of Bows in that
golf cart driving out to the beach that was supposedly
fifteen minutes but felt like eleven hours.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Why can't they walk because.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
It's not that close.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
I guess no, I think it's close. You know, we
talked about Afghanistan and our Patreon show. I had to
cut it out because it was so offensive, but theoretically
(39:54):
you could, you know, and we have an uncensored tier
that luckily we haven't. You know, we promised people that
we would put uncensored stuff there. But we're pretty good
at broadcasting at this point, I mean, not great at
broadcasting with the things that if we ever say things
that are well, I think maybe we should put it
on the uncensored tearing out. No, no, no, no one should
(40:15):
hear this. You'd be arrested, maybe not arrested, but no
one should hear this. So anyways, Jennifer Tilly asks for
a photo to be taken. Oh boy, Harry Backlett. Jennifer
Tilly this episode commemorating her late husband.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
He left me all this money.
Speaker 4 (40:35):
I have to love him, right, Yeah, he left me
money to buy you.
Speaker 3 (40:40):
I guess a Louis Vuitton bad that looks like us, Like.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Yeah, what without your late husband, I wouldn't be carefree
gambling in the basement of the fucking raw the whiskey
a go go or whatever the fuck she.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Does I love that every day she wakes up and
she lives knowing that she I like to think that
she walks around and she gets you know, pulls into
valet and says thank you Sam, and they're like, it's
not my name, and she's like, oh no, it was
just Sam, you know Sam, any little happy girl. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Can I tell you what. I went to go get
water today from our water store, you know, and the
man I walked in and he had just picked up
some food. He was in the middle of a prayer.
He was in the middle of saying grass. I thought
I was so pretty. I was like, hey, how you doing?
And hey, I'm doing good.
Speaker 4 (41:30):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (41:31):
And I go, oh, my god, that is so beautiful.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
My daughter that every time before meal?
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Really yeah, it's nice. Check in check in with the godhead, Yeah,
check in with the god did great? Unknown So satting
and Kyle sit down for a talk, I mean, Dereet
and Kyle sit down for a talk.
Speaker 4 (41:50):
That's right, We're at the beach picnic right, Yes, okay,
it's lovely except for that oil tanker off in the distance.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
Yes. So then this smells.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Yeah, freezing, it's do windy. Nobody over the age of
eleven can sit in something that isn't a chair for
more than five to ten minutes without losing circulation. Don't
do this again.
Speaker 4 (42:11):
Yeah, I don't want to go here again.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
I don't want to and it really is maybe twelve,
maybe twelve. But children have bendy stuff. They can they
can be a completely uncomfortable positions for such a long time.
But adults, what am I saying? What am I supposed
to sit on the ground? You know, my wife and
(42:34):
I always have this idealistic view of going to the
park and laying on a blanket and after about seven minutes,
my bone.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
Starter, are we here?
Speaker 4 (42:43):
I know when I was drinking a lot and partying,
I wouldn't wake up till like four in the afternoon.
I used to like, go, I wanna wake up early
and go have lunch at the park.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
And then you do it early was one o'clock.
Speaker 4 (42:56):
And yeah, yeah, well yeah, and then you do it
and you're like, what, Wow, this is overrated. You know
what's better than this partying at a bar till two
in the morning.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
So yeah, okay, Kyle and Reid are gonna do great.
I gonna say the trailer for the back half of
the season looked horrible. It looked like nothing is gonna transpire.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
I didn't watch it.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Take somebody calls someone a bitch, and then there's multiple
scenes about the women talking about the fact that somebody
called them a bitch. I mean, Lisa Barlow calls somebody
a cunt and a slut every other episode, Like that's
not gonna anyways.
Speaker 4 (43:38):
Well, okay, So what this is about in my mind
after watching Dorito's with Kyle, was she wanted to see
who she's gonna have allegiance with, because Kyle one power
that she does have is if she's still getting info
from Pique, then she can kind of make Doriedo's life. Hell,
so Dorito's wants allegiance, and that's full allegiance, that's cutting
(44:01):
off contact with p K. I am right in the
middle of this right now. I have two couples that
my wife and I were friends with. They are now
separated or divorcing, and we are tasked with, you know,
if one of them reach out out to us, who
do we pick?
Speaker 3 (44:17):
You got to pick one?
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (44:19):
Do you really do as a couple, Like, do you
and Churie have to pick one? I think you pick one.
Speaker 4 (44:27):
So yeah, so one in particular they're doing. Uh So
they have a daughter who's four, same age as Ellie.
The wife reached out to Shri and said, come to
this birthday with Ellie. The husband today text me and said,
come to this birthday with Ellie. They're two separate birthday parties.
That's how ugly it's gotten. Good for the kid though,
two birthday.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
Parts, two birthdays. That's pretty crazy. You guys gonna double, Scoop,
We're gonna double.
Speaker 4 (44:52):
We're gonna go to both good for you and the kid.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
Good for you. So we get back to the table
this to eat and Kyle thing, it's like, it's stupid,
it's stupid. We get to the table when we talk
about indecent proposal, Pat, have you seen the film?
Speaker 4 (45:06):
I have a couple of times who would let a dude, Sorry,
you're not gonna let your wife bang guy? Who would
agree with their wife to allow another dude to sleep
with her for a million bucks? Living in LA you
can burn through a million bucks in three and a
half years.
Speaker 3 (45:22):
You know what, You're not going.
Speaker 4 (45:23):
To burn through that memory of you seeing your wife
get on.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
Well, I've never seen it, but do you, he doesn't
have to watch does he.
Speaker 4 (45:31):
Know she gets picked up by I think she gets
on a plane or something.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Who bangs?
Speaker 3 (45:38):
Who's that old guy that has.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
The Robbie Robert or Redford? Okay, yes, who's the husband?
Speaker 3 (45:45):
What he howlson?
Speaker 2 (45:46):
Whatdy harrelson? Okay, well, let's adjust for inflation. When did
that movie come out? Nineteen nine ninety nine, so that's
probably one one point four today.
Speaker 4 (45:57):
No, if you're talking real estate, you could have done
with million bucks back then you'll get ten million.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
I'd have a conversation with Cees. She's such a she's
just she's such a freaking fucking puritanical. I'd be like,
what are you talk to? Bang it? No, I love you.
It's ten million dollars.
Speaker 4 (46:19):
But then you take that ten million bucks, you go
buy your house and maybe get to quit your job.
And then you're walking around that house with all those
lonely walls all day and you're like, Jesus Christ, did
she enjoy it?
Speaker 2 (46:29):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (46:30):
All these thoughts can run through your head.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
Yeah, but you get a bunch of yeah, you flip it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
I think I think you get over it. I think
you say I have I have so much stuff to
do with all my millions of dollars. I don't have
time to think about this anymore. And it doesn't matter
because I have ten million dollars.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
Would you let Ryan sleep with somebody else for ten
million dollars?
Speaker 1 (46:51):
I would strongly suggest that he does.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
Yeah, I would.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
I encourage him to do so. He wouldn't, which would
be a big bummer for everyone.
Speaker 4 (46:59):
Right right, Well you know who else would sleep with
someone for ten minutes?
Speaker 2 (47:04):
Yeah? Yeah? See what?
Speaker 3 (47:06):
Brats can't fall in love?
Speaker 4 (47:08):
No, No, they're always in survival mode and then excess mode.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
Their heart has no room now. Jennifer Tilly commemorates her
husband in a really beautiful way, and we pray to
our sisterhood and find a dead bird on the beach,
bookending this curse of an episode with affection Avian curses.
Speaker 3 (47:30):
What do you call those things? Those wind balloons or whatever?
Speaker 2 (47:33):
What do you mean.
Speaker 4 (47:33):
Those Viking lanterns?
Speaker 3 (47:35):
Those just yeah, you just call.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
Them lanterns, Chinese lanterns.
Speaker 3 (47:39):
So I think the Vikings had them too?
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Oh really?
Speaker 4 (47:42):
Yeah, because you do the Viking funeral right?
Speaker 3 (47:45):
Oh no, that's when you.
Speaker 4 (47:45):
Shoot a bow and arrow, Yeah, and a guy dead
on a boat and then it lights on fire in
the water and then the fishy is dead.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
Flesh. Get in the comments, let us know what you
thought about life, let me know, and let everybody know
Saratoga or know.
Speaker 4 (48:03):
This season sucks, So we'll see you next week.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
I'm Dylan saying goodbye, Pat, Say goodbye Ruby.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
Later, dudes, bye bye.
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