February 15, 2025 • 50 mins
Patty, Dylan and Ruby are back to break down crab cakes, ghosts, alimony, desserts, daughters, boobs, therapists, Christmas memories and more from Bravo's RHOBH.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
God, can you imagine working through negative self talk with Reva?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I just you know, I cannot imagine.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I really, I keep saying the worst things to myself. Well,
you're right, you're a goddamn piece of ship. You need
to work on. Hi. Hello, OC to another brand spanking
(00:33):
new episode of bat TIV. It's me and it's also
Rubes I do, and it's also Patty. Hey.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Great to be here.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
It's raining in Los Angeles.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I want to thank any Patreon members that reached out
this past week. I was in a funk. I'm not
gonna lie last week. I was feeling down about how
I look now, and then I'm getting O and Dylan
I've didn't remember, had done a call to action for
people to get in the comments section and you know.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Say they want to fuck you.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
That's right. Yeah, And I have to tell you, I
think about thirty people came in. Some said they'd eat
me from the front and the back.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
The ones that I felt were that really touched my
heart were the gay guys that said they'd fuck me. Yeah.
I'll tell you who needs therapy when you can get
thirty people to say they want to sleep.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
With you now Honestly, dude, if a gay man hits
on you, it is like a rainbow just just ripping
across the sky. It makes you feel so much joy.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Oh god, I'm feeling already better.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I'm like a ten out of ten Mentally, you still
need therapy because you don't have coping mechanisms. But we
are here to talk about Beverly Hills Housewives.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
The reason I brought this up at the top of
the show, guys, is because this episode should have been
called The Real Housewives and Therapy. I don't want to
see it ever again.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Oh my gosh, Well, Ruby, what do you have to
plug real quick?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
M nothing?
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Tom, you're a trader. You're in the room with the
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Hat you know what we did? I never I didn't
even entertain. The best part of this is going to
be when if he is one and people accuse him
of it, He's going to spiral.
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He's going to lose his mind.
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Yeah yeah, just like he did with Ariata.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
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Valentine's Stay to everybody. Hope you had a really good time,
Hope you hope you do what my wife and I do,
which is we don't go out on Valentine's Day. But
(03:45):
just roll Valentine's Day over, just turn it into a
date night the week after. That's right, don't you don't
go out on Valentine's That's what's wrong about it.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
We booked a hotel for the twenty second Yeah, that's
what it's like, a third of the bride.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I welcome the reminder of love. I welcome the reminder
of love.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Let me give some advice out.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
You don't need to go out on freaking Valentine. It's
going to save you a little dough bunch of people
lick at each other as the nape of people's necks.
Fucking Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
You know, you go out for an early dinner like
like seventy five year olds. You go out at four
in the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
That's what you do, right, right, right?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Yeah, Caro's for Valentine's Day, Applebee's. Yeah, you know that's
the number one dinner food destination of America. That's right.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I can believe it. America is a disgusting place, but
a beautiful one too. All right, let's talk about it.
This show takes place in America, and so does Ruby,
Ruby give your baby?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
All right?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
I didn't love this episode sad and we need to leave.
I don't know if this is all of Georgia or
just Sutton's family. We need to go to therapists that
aren't Riba, and we need to have our own coping skills,
so maybe they should call pat After this, I thought
(05:09):
that this was weird retrospectively, because I don't think Sutton
and Kyle talk now. I don't know why this has
to happen with I. I actually I now that I'm
thinking about it. Hated everything about this, except for uh
derete learning for the first time that divorces in l
A are war and.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Erica is what?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
What's the the the war lord, the the Asian author
sus lao or something the very no no, no son Zu,
thank you, Erica is sun Zu whatever it is so
that I loved, Oh my god, I also can't wait
(05:53):
to talk about KILLI uh huh, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
What happened with Is there something in the rags?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Well no, they admitted that they hadn't even said I
love you to each other yet, and they're already discussing
having babies with each other, which is insane. And let
me tell you something, there's something I didn't want to
watch more than a therapy session for an hour. And
that's both sitting down with her lovely daughter Leah and
(06:22):
eating donut holes talking about the love she has for
Keili shirts look so good.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Oh yeah, and we'll get there.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I was sitting with my pregnant wife who had a
glucose test she had to do this morning. She was like, fuck,
I mean, I didn't even have a gluecoas tests. The
doose desserts look so good. You know, I was a
little high. Go ahead, Ruby?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Did she have to drink a very weird beverage.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Ow, I was going to say, regardless of the treats,
which look divine, Yea and Keilly, this situation is very weird.
That that daughter good job.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
To get there, I can't.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah, and well adjusted.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
So anyways, overall, didn't love I mean forty eight, that's.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
To go ahead.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Well, I didn't like RIT. Do you know what RIT
stands for?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Riba in Real Housewives in Therapy.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Not a fan of that franchise. Never never do this again, Bravo.
It's Christmas horrible.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I hate Riba.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
She's an old, miserable bitch, and it depressed me and
reminded me of some parts of my life and upbringing family,
and I was triggered zero Babe is babe.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yeah, I know Reba sucks. She sucks, and I.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Love I looked online today and a bunch of people like,
you know, she had a tough life different uh you know,
just a different times killed or didn't care well.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I mean you constantly rail against Patton Oswald. It sounded
like similar transpired, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
You know what I did, Like the tour in the
house though, who.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Maureen, what a gem? Oh my god, the sweetest people,
what a tour?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Like if they were looking on and it's like, well,
that's where we used to put the Christmas tree in
that's also where the gun fell.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
And then Morn's like what yeah, She's like, oh my
father blew his brains out in the den. And they're like,
oh my god. It makes all the sense in the
world because every night at three point fifteen we hear
a wailing and it is honestly, we've thought about moving
so many times.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
And also we're going to sue you because that should
have been disclosed.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Absolutely. Uh sue Riba not me, okay, Ria socks, Riba
socks And you know who does Avvy. I don't know,
and I want to apologize for not arriving at this
crystalline conclusion earlier. But Avvi is a star. Auvi is
(08:52):
Avvi dealing with Reba. This episode was so incredible, It
was so fun to watch. I actually loved this episode.
I thought all the sad stuff was super sad, but
you know, a fun episode, a fun episode. Kyle's lips
are huge.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
It's it's Oh no, it's her teeth. She can't speak
what her teeth? She her teeth are new. I don't
think she is used to her teeth or her lips,
and she can't talk.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Yeah, Mo got Mo got those chuckers earlier, and he
looked equally as ridiculous. But I think all the wine
he's been drinking, it's kind of they've toned down the
whiteness in them. Oh okay, they looked very off putting.
I do want to say this.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
In the news this week, Bo's is growing on me
because I thought she wasn't going to be a shit talker.
I thought she was going to stand above the fray
and be a very boring cast member. She got online
this week and was talking about how what a bore
Kyle is and what a phony she is about not
showing her real life and uh oh really yeah, and
also it's I love that Bo's will sit down with
her daughter admits something completely insane like that I've ever
(10:00):
said I love you to the Anadam.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Well, she didn't admit that Tequila her daughter. Yeah, she
admitted it to Deret and Erica Jane. But listen, we'll
get there. We kick things off in Sweet Home, Alabama, Augusta, Georgia.
The fiddles are a strumming and Kyle is uprunning. Reba
greets her back at the house. She says that she
used to run at five o'clock in the morning because
(10:24):
she's strong mentally, and then begins to go on a
diatribe about how she was her father's favorite child. We'll
say it about fifteen times this episode. This woman should
not be helping a squirrel with mental health problems, let
alone human being.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Oh I thought she was a nurse. She's a therapist. Yep,
Oh my god, yeah, wow, I want to say that.
She told Kyle. She said, yeah, I used to jog too,
and unlike Sutton, my parents loved me.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
It's quite an ambition.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
Man.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Again, yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Yeah, are you going to get to where they were
talking about signs astrological?
Speaker 5 (11:00):
No?
Speaker 4 (11:00):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
No?
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Oh yeah, yeah, she's a cancer apparently and cancers. I
don't know if you knew this, but this is what
they're known for, being intuitive and protective of their children
and nurturing. I guess that's the same thing. And they're
also known for being sensitive and moody and emotional. But
she admits she's not nurturing, because how could she be.
She hates her daughter, Yeah, clearly.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Yeah, yeah, she's really not a big fan of her.
I love I talked about it right off the rip.
But cruel bitch meet like gay or Dan Levy, right,
So their interactions with one another it's so sitcom. When
he tells her that she looks like trash and she
needs to get ready for brunch, it was, why don't
(11:44):
you go fluff up a little bit?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Huh?
Speaker 4 (11:46):
These I was going to say, we know Dylan and
I grow we grew up with these women.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
We know these women, we grow them.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Yet yes we do not grow them. That is not allowed.
We grew up with them. But he navigates this. I mean,
even when Kyle comes back, I think she says to
her like, don't ever go this late ever again.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I used to go and you're like, what the fuck
did you just say?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:09):
And it's not like you're eleven, like you're fifty four
or whatever. Auvy, it's a masterclass. He just he almost
it's like badminton. He kind of just lightly passes the
insults back. It's so delicious to watch, but not.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Like Olympic level badminton, because those guys hammer that shuttlecock.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
No, no, you know I have to say this about
Avi and his job though. You'd have to pay me
a million dollars to be a personal assistant for sudden really,
oh yeah, and just to give some you don't really
do anything. I'd eat a guys ask for a half
a million, So I want you to. I just want
to say that's the content.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
You would to eat you guys ask for half a
million dollars.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Absolutely, No, Pat, it's not even like a lot. It's you.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
What are you gonna do with it? You know you're
worth more than that. This is because you're you're feeling low.
Don't feel low? Remember you feel better? Yeah? I would
say how much do you think he's because now we
know she's getting three hundred thousand a month.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
What do you think av makes.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
I want to say really quickly, I think the gays
asses are different than our asses.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
So THEA did her off of it, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah,
And I'm sure the gays have delved into some you know,
swampy waters, but like, by and large, it's fairly I mean,
I don't know what's happened down there really ever in
my life, you know what, have you ever held a
mirror to it?
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Well? Yes, I used to shave my booty. I'm kind
of a hygiene freak.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
What do you mean used to you mean like last week?
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Yeah, I still kind of do, but not as much
as I used to. I wanted to make sure it
looked beautiful for anybody that might be, you.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Know, snooping around back there. Yeah. Yeah, that's cool. All right.
So moving on to a different topic. Sutton was in
her twenties when she got the call. This is not funny. Okay,
this is not funny.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Not at all.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
But there was kind of a sketch comedy aspect to
this after a certain point, like she just keeps talking
about it and then staring off in the distance. They
did so many talking heads that were just like catatonic,
and it was like, why do you guys keep showing
this so fun?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
It looks like she went somewhere else when she was
kind of reflecting back on it. But what Dylan's talking
about is this breakdown. Dad had a lot of depression,
and you would often say they wanted to kill himself
and to kind of self medicate. He hit that bottle.
I got a cure for Sutton's dad.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Stop living with Riba.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
She's a miserable bitch. You know what you are who
you hang with.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Yeah, now listen, I don't want to blame Sutton's father's
suicide on Reba, but I can't imagine that she helped
very much.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Well, okay, we we saw the out the blueprint of
the home, and again this is comedy and this isn't serious.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
But also this is a question, what do you mean
she was home? Where was the gun?
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Does the gun just sit next to that little couch
that he usually sits on. Was Reepa just like, oh, well,
there he goes getting the gun and he's drunk. He's
going into the living room again. You know I'd be
a little mad too, sudden.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yeah, yeah, because her mom Patton Oswalt and her father.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
I was going to use that example.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Well I already used.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
That, but it sounds like everybody knew he was on pills,
everybody knew that he was an alcoholic.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
And everybody knew he was having depressive thoughts.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Okay, yeah, same thing as Patton Oswald and that wife
of his. We saw the tax exchange. And okay, when
you have a small child and your and your wife
is up laid up in her bedroom for days and
then texting you because you basically live in a separate room,
can you get some of those pills for out of
your parents medis? Yeah, yeah, that's time to drag your
(16:03):
wife to rehab, right.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Right, Yeah, And Riba pretty much, you know, did something similar.
I mean, wasn't quite as enabling, but I think she
turned a blind eye a little bit.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
I also when I hire a therapist, you know, because
Reba is one one thing that might eliminate her from
be hiring her. Hey, how'd your husband die?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
The person the closest to you? Yeah, oh we shot himself. Well,
I mean, listen, that's not that's that's not like I said.
You can't blame someone's suicide on their loved one, right,
Sometimes people just have a mental disease, you know, and
and that's the only way out. But knowing that Riba
(16:49):
is such a cold bitch, you can kind of start
drawing lines between dots and going, yeah, I don't think.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Ria familiar with the field, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Right, I don't know? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
She seemed mechanic and your car is always breaking.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Right right right? She seemed like but this could have
driven her to therapy. Who knows. Auvy and Reeba they
fight over grits, and then they fight over what she
wants to drink. She goes, do you or Auviy goes,
do you want vodka lemonade? And she goes, no, I
do not want that, yes, okay, And she lands on
a bloody mary with climato, which is that's not an uh,
(17:34):
that's not an I don't know what the what's the
word for just drinkable, edible, drinkable? No one should be
drinking clamado bloody Mary's. It's absolutely fucking disgusting, don't you
think that? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:47):
I don't like bloody Mary's.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Isn't that what it was? Yeah? But if you're gonna
have a bloody Mary, like, you know, we can climato's like,
it's like thin fucking tomato piss. It's just so gross.
I can't stand this stuff. You know where I'm at.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Ruby, Come on now, you you and Reba would make
Auvy get special ice and orange or tomato juice. Yeah, yeah,
for you, because you're the same. Also, I was thinking
to myself while I was watching, could you imagine if
she was your therapist, Dylan, and you told her about
your dreams?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Oh my god, did I have a doozy this morning? Wow? Yeah. Anyways,
so quite the US suspects type twist. Rebo is that
the was a therapist.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Is a therapist, garcel.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Well, no, she's a She's a she's an industry leading
producer of Hallmark.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Also a part time armchair therapist because she diagnoses this
whole thing.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
God, can you imagine working through negative self talk with Reba?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
I just know I kind of imagine.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
I really, I keep saying the worst things to myself. Well,
you're right, you're a goddamn pace of shit. You need
to work on it. Just a horrible woman. But yes,
Garcela and Riba hang out outside for a bit, and
Garcelle tells Riba that she might want to tell her
daughter that she loves her, And the defensiveness is quite
shocking because I understand it's like an overreach, but this
(19:26):
isn't an attack. It's I guess it's perceived as an attack,
but it's not really an attack. So the defensiveness is
kind of like insane. I mean, it is an overreach.
She shouldn't be meddling in this relationship.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Yes, I agree with that.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Yes we head back inside. Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
I have to ask these women are I believe in
their fifties. I understand for many reasons. Again, this entire
episode just made me feel so unbelievably lucky that our
mother is who our mother is.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
The like just the way.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
She speaks to people when she says, like, do you
understand what you're doing? Oh my god, how would you
be around a four year old or something? But when
you're of this age and you can't have a conversation
with your parents, you don't have a significant other to
bridge this gap.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
And therapy is out of the question because this is
the therapist. What do you do?
Speaker 1 (20:22):
We talked to Abbie.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Well, I'm not kidding like I think Sutton is so
the arrested development. And it wasn't clear to me until
this episode that she was like.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
I just want you to be proud of my clothing. Lom,
it is not beef.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
I was like, oh my god, yeah, wow, yeah, it
really is a little.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
We don't ever grow up doing now.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
No, now, if aging in living life was worked to
help you get through this stuff, then we wouldn't have
a cottage industry of therapists.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
And this is kind of a bomber of an episode.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
It's a bomber of an episode.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Know, it's only this part's really sad and like blah
blah blah blah blahlah blah.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
But then dere and Bose in Erica. That was that. Honestly,
that was fun. That made me laugh.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
All Right, do we want to go to swamp Rat's
place where she's getting that renovation? Well yeah, yeah, yeah,
horrible horrible design choices. Did you see that white hallway
with the black here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Can we bounce from Garcel and like Sutton going to
explore her childhood home where her father blues brains out,
and we get to why are you laughing? What the fuck?
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Man?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
We get to Erica Jane, Oh my God. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
You know, there's a sequence of words that they're rarely
put together. I think that said, it's said maybe chuckle.
It's that sequence is rarely rarely said.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
I think mylaugh. Okay, so we go from that two.
I can't stand this. Erica Jane is reinventing herself through
a integrated brand deal. Okay, back house renovation.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
It's you know what it's It's supposed to be a rebirth,
but I think it's like she was a butterfly that
looked like a prostitute, and it's the reverse. She's turning
into a maggot.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Here we go ahead, Oh, pat love that what is
that one called?
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Is it metamorphosis is out?
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Yeah, whatever that is bit spelled backwards. That's what she is.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
I was going to say, tell me that you are
poor and renting without tell me that you're poor and renting,
paint your hallway and then FaceTime people to be like,
look at my renovation. Well you know, let's don't do
that though right now.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Well it was thirty it was a thirty four thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Here's the deal.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Well, it's hitty.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Is this man is he's advertising on the show and
whatever the deal is, he should call the deal off
because it's not doing it.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
It doesn't look good.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Yeah, I don't want to go to Barlow's or Martin Beauregard,
whatever his name is. I'm not going to go to him.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
No, absolutely, no. Oh, you don't want a white hallway
with a black strip going through the closet doors and
the doors. It looked absolutely at sert. It looks like
something Willy Wonka would live in. It was dumb, and
she clearly didn't pay a dime for this horrible job.
This was a trade off for free advertising. Well done,
swamp Ratt.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah, well done, swamp rat. You so pretty as a butterfly.
All right, it's like a prostitute, all right, all right,
Let's get to desserts and insane conversations with Bow's and
her daughter. We find out that the first time her
daughter met the new guy Keeley was when he spontaneously
(23:55):
flew to Ghana and then which I don't know how.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
Play for that flight.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
I think I have an idea. I think I do too.
Then we get into having children with Kihley, and it's
kind of good motherhood and the worst motherhood I've ever
seen at the same time.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Are you guys eluding you? Were you saying that Bo's
paid for that ticket?
Speaker 3 (24:19):
That's what I'm alluding to.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Yes, I think he's a loser.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Yeah, I think I've seen this time and time again. Women,
well the guy, it's the same thing. It's just it's
true with both sexes. There are people that are very
impressive and powerful and very good at their job in hustlers,
and they have this little weakness in their heart, which
is they're unable to see that they are attracted to horrible, dumb,
(24:43):
manipulative people. And I believe Kihly is just a.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
I'd like, well, we'll get to it later, Like Bo's
is such an impressive human being, and Erica Jane has
the opportunity to say she's acting crazy, like there's no
world wherein Erica Jane should be able to have a
pulpit to criticize Bo's.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
But baby, try and stop me, bababy.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
I anyone go don't go to Ghana. Here, I'm not
a parent.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Well you're saying don't go to Ghana. Uh, Killey, don't
go to Ghana.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
No? No, yeah, I'm saying Kiley, And also, anyone don't
go on the international trip at which someone is there
with their child ever go, I just don't ever go.
And then when you think about going, think about staying
instead that one.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Yeah, yeah, I would agree. But this is such a
weird conversation because, like I said, it's good mom, bad mom.
The way that Bo's walks her daughter through having to
explain and think about the questions that bos is asking
her is so beautiful and it really was really heartwarming.
(25:57):
The unfortunate part is that the questions all kind of
revolve around her bringing a con man into their lives,
so it's kind of a you.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Know, Yin and Yang and mainly mainly Yang or whatever
the dark one is.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
At the end of it, she Bose is like, haha,
I was like, do you like a baby? Should I?
Should we talk to Kili?
Speaker 4 (26:21):
That's like so backwards, And her daughter's like, hah no,
find someone else.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Yeah, no, yeah. I think Boz would get very defensive
if her daughter did that. This is this is a
blind spot. But let's get to the cute little tour
of where Dad shot himself. They arrived, g.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Says she's not looking forward to this part of the trim.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
No, no, no, it's like Wow. Really, it's like a
pleasant Ville version of the Holocaust Museum. It's like, oh,
I don't know, this is going to be a bummer.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
You know what I want to see instead of this shit?
I want to see the fucking meeting of those angelic
people that said welcome home. I want to see when
they afterward, Like the fifteen minutes before Sutton gets there,
they were like, what the fuck are we going to
say when.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
They fucking get here?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Welcome home?
Speaker 4 (27:03):
We okay, that's perfect. Here we go, welcome home. And
then I want someone to laugh, you know what I mean,
because this is hilarious.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
You know what I want to see Mauricio. I want
a camera following Mauricio.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
I think they sell this place for four one hundred thousand.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
That's a fairly bad impression of Mauricio out this impression
of some and given the tour.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
That's where Daddy used to up make me ice cream.
That's also where we found one of his shoes. When
you shot yourself, your shoes fell off.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Yeah, that's crazy. Well, welcome home, all right, this is sad.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
There's nothing to say. This is very very sad.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
She touched his toe. Call your parents if you still
have them, and you know, even if you you know,
don't like them, they won't always be here.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
So do with that what you will.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
Yeah, if someone that you know is drinking and addicted
to pills and telling you that they want to kill themselves,
don't leave them alone with guns.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Maybe sea. Yeah, a lot of lessons to be learned
from this one.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
I have a family member that uh he'd have. He
had a daughter and a son, and I remember the
daughter crawling on top of him while he was sitting
on a recliner and he told her, Daddy wants to
kill himself. And I sat there and watched him say that,
and I was like, I was like twelve christ I
was like, she goes, why Daddy, And he goes because
I don't want to live anymore. I'm like, oh, gosh.
(28:32):
I died of a heart attack visiting his son and
his work where he worked at a junk yard.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
He died right there on the ground.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Well, didn't want to be here anyways, So maybe he's happier.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
All right, let's get to lunch with the gals. But
before we get to lunch with the gals, oh my goodness, gracious,
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Yeah, mhm is what Dylan? What's better than this episode?
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one of them they should just put on the label.
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with the gals.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Oh well, Sutton, uh did we do the tour yet?
Are we just going to skip over that? I got
that we did the tour well, she recounts as last days,
which is a super bunner. The whole handout thing that
was really a bummer. And then Sutton tells us she
wants her mom's next phase in life to be happier.
And I was thinking next phase, her next phase, thinking, yeah,
(31:28):
what plot of dirt barriers?
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Great depends on how long phase is already. Oh, if
we're talking about weeks, then yeah, she's got a next phase.
Oh no, a next fase.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
I thought she was gonna go back to college and
get a lot of great.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Although I'll tell you though, these old Southern women can
live till they're like, I think, like one hundred and sixteen,
and you're just like, why is she still alive yelling
the end word? It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
My grandmother is a no no, I was just going
to say. And they remain sharp and racist.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Yeah, Pat, Yeah, that's a I think a pretty general
thing to say about people.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
For the no. No, not the old ones. Oh yeah,
not the really really old ones.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
Well one hundred and sixteen, they're using the N word, Patrick, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Yeah, I mean, okay, all right, let's go to Grand
Master Records.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Okay, the hot spot in Hollywood. His titties be out
this episode. Holy shit.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
I was going to comment on how the movie. I
didn't want to sound like a pig.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
When she was speaking to her daughter, her nipple was going.
Her daughter needed to be like mo mo, ma, ma, mama, Mom,
your nipple, I don't breasted anymore, Mom, Mom, nipple was out. Yea,
and now you're and she says, the girls are out
to playing.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Yeah, the boz's titties be out this episode. It's pretty sick.
So sick is in like good.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Yeah, it's like Michael Jack.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Yeah yeah, yeah. So Erica orders uh Durt's drink like
a human. It was actually pretty cool to see she
wants Belvedere and soda with three lemons, no rhymes. What
do we do? What are we talking about? Like Darit
is so bizarre. She's so weird. She's so goddamn weird.
(33:08):
Who says and tries to make it a thing? Carcasses
out people who are pretty.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
I was going to say if Durite was fat and
had nothing to offer in terms of looks, and she
because you're right, she's a little she's a little weirdo.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Yeah, no, who are you in this world? You know?
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. Okay, So we get to Bo's and
Keihley and she says that we've been talking about having
a baby, but we've never said I love you. And
like I mentioned, Bose's walls in this regard are so
completely obliterated that even Erica Jane can walk through and
(33:49):
plant a flag. And it makes me sad.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
Don't push the issue, baby, don't push the issue.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (33:58):
I think as she was offering her advice that don't
make him say it, I think she.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Was, Oh, he got it, got it. But we really
buried the lead here with this lunch, because the important
thing that's transpired is that has spoken with BK. Yeah yeah.
And when they talked, she heard the father of her children.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
Wow, he's tricking you.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Yeah, that's what Bo said. He's tricking you.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Yeah, well he is in a sentence, I think he is,
or he's probably drunk. But Dari pushes back quickly about
him tricking her. She says, he's a he's not that
type of person. He's not the type of person that
has five different lawsuits accusing him of bad business practices
and not paying outstanding debts. He's he's not a kind
(34:49):
of person that would trick someone.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
No, I agree, Pat, Mike's bad.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Sorry, h the I believe that the book you were
referred to was the Art of War?
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Yeah? Yeah, who wrote it? Get in the.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
Comments on us know, And I'm very sorry to whatever
whoever I said that that wasn't a name. I'm actually
very sorry because I that was bad. But do you
actually think that, because I do believe that this is like,
this is weird, psychopathic shit that he's yelling at her,
ignoring her text messages, and then calling her or chatting
with her just like their best friends.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Again.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
Yeah, yeah, well, this is what I want to tell.
I get it, it's weird, but this is what I
want to share with Bose, who's new to the show.
She needs to understand this because she, you know, it's
the whole thing about fighting over money and its war.
Both they're both broke and unless unless lawyers take monopoly money,
we don't need to worry about him talking to every
(35:48):
lawyer in town so that it will naturally.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
We can't pay them, that's right, right?
Speaker 3 (35:53):
And how will you be paying this? And he literally
just takes the game board in and he takes the
cash out. I can't accept monopoly money. Big.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Yeah, Well he has a ton of bitcoin.
Speaker 4 (36:07):
Maybe that is why Duri it is so like you
guys don't worry about it because there's nothing.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
To worry about.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Well, he has all that bitcoin. But the thing is
PK was like, somebody told Pik that you can't trace bitcoin,
and he was like, oh my god, and he put
all of his you know what would be seized assets
into bitcoin. But the thing that I don't think he
recognizes that the government can still take that. I mean,
(36:37):
that's the only body you have left. That's what they'll
take first. You know, they'll take your coins.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
Oh and also with California law, even if they make
it to the nine and a half year mark, you
still pay alimony for half the time you were married. Well,
he's looking at five years of alimony. He'll be dead
by then. He's a real drunk. He looks unhealthy, he's fat,
got the double chin. Some will probably shoot him because
he ripped him off. He's a real fucking not con man.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
This guy.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Oh my god, Wow, yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
He'll be dead. I know people. I love that. She's
like we just talked to her, slowing down. It's like
he is trying to beat the clock. There is no
slowing down.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Okay, yeah. I.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
Bo's being like, mmm, no, you cannot catch your breath,
don't you dare He is trying to he is, and
Erica is just the Godfather, just sitting there, very stoic,
with incredible posture and not moving. She's like, no, you
have to No, this is not good. I think that
Durit knows more than she's telling them. Yeah, but wait,
(37:44):
are they divorced yet in real life? No?
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Wow, she's still talking about him on social media. This
is I want to show picture.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
They can't get divorced because they can't afford it. Well,
that's why I want to show Bo's a picture.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
And I'm going to handle the picture. And She's gonna go,
why am I looking at a seven eleven and a
strip mall? And I'm gonna say, you're not looking at
the seven eleven in the strip mall. You're looking at
the office next to the seven eleven. That's the lawyer
they're going to hire to mitigate this, all right, because
they have no money?
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Right? Yeah, No, There are a lot of off is
like that around this city. There used to be one
little couple by the Sizzler yeah, it's no more.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
I missed that sizzler.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
I know me too, Gosh, I love that sizzler talking
about the one on Chandler Laurel and Chandler.
Speaker 4 (38:36):
Yeah yeah, by the mattresses, Yeah, by the Seers.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
The serious is gone too. Yeah, I can't believe.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
What are you gonna do with that area?
Speaker 1 (38:47):
I don't know. Probably throw up like five to seventeen
Boba te shops. Nice, that's what I would imagine that
they would do. Yeah, probably Trader Droelifornia fish Girl maybe,
oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, a California fish Girl.
(39:11):
Oh yeah. Tokay would be good. People at Takaya would
be like, we'll be the nicest thing in this area.
We've got to It's a brain.
Speaker 4 (39:21):
The manager of that takaya has the integrity of like
a four star general and runs it the military.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Hey, Chelsea, can I talk to you for a second.
Why the fuck is this cilantro cut like this? Oh yeah, no,
I've never been to a Tokaya. Good, No, it's disgusting. Okay,
So let's talk with Kathy Hilton. She doesn't have a
chance to FaceTime correctly, but we do break down some
(39:51):
of Moe's vacation plans I give you. I literally had
that in my note.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
Yeah. Okay, So apparently Mo and Porsche are going to
head over to Europe. Okay, then he's gonna drop her
ass off so we can meet his girlfriend that he's
been dating for five years in Switzerland.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Right, and they're gonna go to a meditation retreat. That's right.
And they are going to fucking fuck pile drive each other.
It's pretty crazy.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
You you mean each other? Oh yeah, oh yeah, I agree.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
All right, let's get to Auvey and Sutton. She's going
to the grocery list with him and he is fucking up,
and the story of.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Never send even a gay guy, never send them out
to a grocery store men. Okay, I don't care who
you're fucking.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Yeah. There's this thing with instacart that people are like,
I don't want a man instacarting for me. He can't
find anything, that's right.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
Yeah, that's also whatever that that pick your battles. I
believe she was when she was facetiming her mom, it
seemed as though she was like, hey, the note ie,
you did you get any of that? And her mom
was like fuck you. Yeah, and she was like, oh, okay,
and then came downstairs and was like, okay, so we
have some gluten free like Peta and a mixed Greens bag.
(41:14):
So and Obviy was like, I'll go get iceberg lettuce.
Why the fuck didn't somebody else? Wasn't there a list?
Speaker 5 (41:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (41:20):
No, no, but I think I think no, I think
Auvy Auvy went rogue.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
I think he definitely was involved, But I think Riba
had something to do with it as well.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Oh you think Riba' is a saboteur of sorts? Yeah, well,
she sabotaged her husband's life.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
So yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna tell if I ever
talked son, I'm gonna tell her when this old bitch
is dead, you're gonna regret this episode in putting her
through this, even though she is an evil, mean spirited bitch.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
Still this is completely exploitative.
Speaker 3 (41:52):
Is that is that a word? Yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
you're gonna regret this.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Yeah. Well, we get to the the dish. It's going
to be cooked, is you know? She tells the story
of the night after he blew his brains out they
made this dish, which just so happened to land on
Christmas eve, which is very I mean, that's capital T traumatic.
(42:17):
I mean, if this is going to happen, you'd want
it to happen in like, I don't know, February eighteenth. Right.
That way, when you get to Christmas, it doesn't remind
you of your father killing himself every year.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
I have a horrific story, oh to share. Take thirty seconds.
Prepare to have your mind blown. If you're triggered by
losing someone from suicide, just hit the skip.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Button for their Yeah, and maybe you should do that. Okay.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
I know someone whose brother, adult brother, molested a girl,
a student. He went to jail, he got out, he
put bricks on his feet and jumped in a pond
and drowned himself. He did it on his sister's birthday
and wrote her in his suicide note, wrote her me,
doing this on your birthday has nothing to do with you.
(43:04):
I just didn't want to live anymore. I couldn't be
on this planet another day. I am so sorry that
this is going to stick with you for the rest
of your life.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
On your birthday. Crazy.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
Here's the thing, here's the thing, wouldn't stick with me.
Speaker 3 (43:19):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Ruby, you're a tough guy.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
Yeah, you're a tough bitch. Ruby. Ruby is the rebove
our podcast.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Do not molest, do not touch, do not, do not molest,
and do not touch, and don't also break yourselves on
people's birthdays, try to wait and not the holidays.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
Okay, right, don't do it around.
Speaker 3 (43:37):
He sat at my table at their wedding, and I
remember thinking, this is a creepy son of a bitch.
I really did, I thought that?
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Yeah, check on your friends.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, just just let people
know you're thinking of them.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
Hey, I was thinking about you. How's it going? You know,
stuff like that. Jesus Christ is episode.
Speaker 3 (44:03):
You know what, this is a comedy podcast, though, what
do you want us to do with this?
Speaker 1 (44:07):
I don't know is this? Has this been good or
has this been bad?
Speaker 3 (44:11):
I think the audience will let us know.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
Okay, yeah, rate this episode. Give it a number of babies,
you know what.
Speaker 3 (44:17):
Don't do that. Get the comments and say you want
to pound pound a weight at Patty?
Speaker 1 (44:20):
I could use another Yeah yeah, yeah, let's get another
round of affirmation.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
Yeah what would you do to me?
Speaker 1 (44:26):
You know, Jesus Christ, what a pig you I am?
Speaker 2 (44:31):
I would like to say, not what in that vein
at all? Reba's dog.
Speaker 4 (44:39):
Being named Dixie and looking like a member, a human
member of the royal family is the only way that she.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
So they send Cheryl to go grab mom. Cheryl is
not happy with this because Cheryl is injured and also
hates Reba, so she's PiZZ hates But we talk about
the capsules and then we get to the real root
of why Riba hates her daughter so much. Uhriba worked
her ass off, and Sutton married somebody who gave her
(45:09):
more money than Riba could ever make ever in all
of her dreams. So I think there's a bit of
a fracture there. And when Sutton kind of unveils this
clothing line, it's it's kind of like a you see,
I am working like I you know, it's a it's
a really, really sad thing. But RIBA's made up her mind.
(45:31):
She is a cool little bit. She just hates her daughter,
you know, although I don't know, maybe there's some hope
at the end of this episode.
Speaker 3 (45:38):
Well, at some point when she says, Mom, you never
said you're proud of me, She's like, well, what, I
didn't feel like I had to say yeah, and then
finally Rena says, oh fuck it, I'm proud of you.
We shut the fuck up now.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
Well, first she tells her that her clothing line reminds
her of ground beef. Yeah, yeah, Cuba, right right.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
It was the parallels that she drew.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
Were completely sound and there was no real I understand
the level of sensitivity wasn't there, But she was right,
it did, you.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
Know, right, right. But given the context of the past
hurt and all that stuff, it was rather inappropriate to say.
Speaker 4 (46:15):
The issue I have with this is one, Yeah, Riba
is a tough bitch because she's had to be, because
she had a tough life. If she were to not
be living off of the laurels of Sutton marrying this bajillionaire,
maybe I would have a little bit more of a
tolerance for this. But it seems as though when Sutton
got married, boom, Riba got her fucking Ripa's a rich
(46:36):
grow now too, you know, so like, don't.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Give me shit, bitch. I thought you're welcome.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
You're welcome. Yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 4 (46:43):
Want to work hard, so I got married and then
I got divorced, and now I have a green clothing
line of capsule pieces, and you don't think I'm good
at anything?
Speaker 1 (46:52):
Yeah? Yeah, it's like, what do you want me to do?
What do you want me to do? Mom? Well, she
wants her mother to say I love you and I'm proud,
and Reba says that to say those things to another
human being is trite and unnecessary. How this woman could
(47:14):
be a therapist is beyond me. Beyond me, I mean,
just those they can't do teach.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
She was raised in WW two post w W post.
Speaker 4 (47:27):
Nobody told her that she was pretty in those days.
Speaker 5 (47:29):
And.
Speaker 3 (47:33):
That's why she's like that this happened between me and
my mom.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
Yeah, I love I love body. She's great.
Speaker 3 (47:39):
But when I sold that TV show ten years ago,
when I told her, the first thing that came out
of her mouth is do you think it's gonna be
any good? And I got pissed and I reported it
to my stepdad, Jimmy Dell.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
And he coached up real quick.
Speaker 3 (47:53):
She got back to me an hour later and text me,
I'm so proud of you, so Jimmy.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
Dell, Yeah sure, Jimmy Tail's the best, Jimmy Dell's the bell,
Jimmy Dope.
Speaker 4 (48:00):
I mean, you're your parent pot if they come to
you with shit like that, even when they're you know,
forty eight and they're like, listen, I just did this
for the first time, sold the screenplay.
Speaker 3 (48:10):
What are you going to say to them?
Speaker 4 (48:12):
Good?
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Yeah, i'd hope so.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Yeah, I certainly hope so. But you know you've been
pretty gray lately. Yeah, that'd be pretty cool. All right.
So we end the episode with a lovely conversation between
Riba and Sutton, and when Sutton goes back inside, we
have the moment of the episode Auvy and the girls
(48:35):
scatter and she says, I was calling you down. They
eat crabcakes and Reba says, the salad's delicious. So I
think if she said the krabcakes are delicious, we probably
would have aired it.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
No.
Speaker 4 (48:53):
No, what she did was she got the wrong ingredients.
She made this as purposefully difficult for Sutton as she could,
and it was almost unintentional at the same.
Speaker 1 (49:03):
Time, you know, So rest in peace, Reba. When the time,
I'm not saying she's dead, I'm not saying, well, yeah,
her soul and maybe a foot get in the comments.
I don't know what you've thought about the episode. Let
us know what you would do to Patty. Don't do that.
Speaker 3 (49:27):
By the way, I was gonna say, get get as creative.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
As possible, don't write any of that. Fucking yeah. All right,
have a good night, okay, happy night, have valentineed to day, fallow,
Ruby everywhere, and until next time, I am Dylan, that
(49:55):
is pat pat and Ruby.
Speaker 4 (49:58):
Bye bye.
Speaker 5 (50:00):
Still on the Members in over the Hills, still the member,
still
Speaker 4 (50:13):
And over the heads, the fun on the Stone, on
the black, stumbling all over, stim on fire, all the
sa
God, can you imagine working through negative self talk with Reva?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I just you know, I cannot imagine.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I really, I keep saying the worst things to myself. Well,
you're right, you're a goddamn piece of ship. You need
to work on. Hi. Hello, OC to another brand spanking
(00:33):
new episode of bat TIV. It's me and it's also
Rubes I do, and it's also Patty. Hey.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Great to be here.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
It's raining in Los Angeles.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I want to thank any Patreon members that reached out
this past week. I was in a funk. I'm not
gonna lie last week. I was feeling down about how
I look now, and then I'm getting O and Dylan
I've didn't remember, had done a call to action for
people to get in the comments section and you know.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Say they want to fuck you.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
That's right. Yeah, And I have to tell you, I
think about thirty people came in. Some said they'd eat
me from the front and the back.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
The ones that I felt were that really touched my
heart were the gay guys that said they'd fuck me. Yeah.
I'll tell you who needs therapy when you can get
thirty people to say they want to sleep.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
With you now Honestly, dude, if a gay man hits
on you, it is like a rainbow just just ripping
across the sky. It makes you feel so much joy.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Oh god, I'm feeling already better.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I'm like a ten out of ten Mentally, you still
need therapy because you don't have coping mechanisms. But we
are here to talk about Beverly Hills Housewives.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
The reason I brought this up at the top of
the show, guys, is because this episode should have been
called The Real Housewives and Therapy. I don't want to
see it ever again.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Oh my gosh, Well, Ruby, what do you have to
plug real quick?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
M nothing?
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Okay, back to Patty. Yes, give your wives, Okay, forgive me.
We have so many pso oh yes we do. And
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This week we find out if Sandoval is going to
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think Dolores is a trader.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Tom, you're a trader. You're in the room with the
people that are the traders in the game top Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah, oh wait, I got a hunch.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Hat you know what we did? I never I didn't
even entertain. The best part of this is going to
be when if he is one and people accuse him
of it, He's going to spiral.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
He's going to lose his mind.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Yeah yeah, just like he did with Ariata.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah so patroon dot com, Slash another podcast network. Love
his Mind is coming soon right around the corner. Happy
Valentine's Stay to everybody. Hope you had a really good time,
Hope you hope you do what my wife and I do,
which is we don't go out on Valentine's Day. But
(03:45):
just roll Valentine's Day over, just turn it into a
date night the week after. That's right, don't you don't
go out on Valentine's That's what's wrong about it.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
We booked a hotel for the twenty second Yeah, that's
what it's like, a third of the bride.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I welcome the reminder of love. I welcome the reminder
of love.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Let me give some advice out.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
You don't need to go out on freaking Valentine. It's
going to save you a little dough bunch of people
lick at each other as the nape of people's necks.
Fucking Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
You know, you go out for an early dinner like
like seventy five year olds. You go out at four
in the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
That's what you do, right, right, right?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Yeah, Caro's for Valentine's Day, Applebee's. Yeah, you know that's
the number one dinner food destination of America. That's right.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I can believe it. America is a disgusting place, but
a beautiful one too. All right, let's talk about it.
This show takes place in America, and so does Ruby,
Ruby give your baby?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
All right?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
I didn't love this episode sad and we need to leave.
I don't know if this is all of Georgia or
just Sutton's family. We need to go to therapists that
aren't Riba, and we need to have our own coping skills,
so maybe they should call pat After this, I thought
(05:09):
that this was weird retrospectively, because I don't think Sutton
and Kyle talk now. I don't know why this has
to happen with I. I actually I now that I'm
thinking about it. Hated everything about this, except for uh
derete learning for the first time that divorces in l
A are war and.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Erica is what?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
What's the the the war lord, the the Asian author
sus lao or something the very no no, no son Zu,
thank you, Erica is sun Zu whatever it is so
that I loved, Oh my god, I also can't wait
(05:53):
to talk about KILLI uh huh, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
What happened with Is there something in the rags?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Well no, they admitted that they hadn't even said I
love you to each other yet, and they're already discussing
having babies with each other, which is insane. And let
me tell you something, there's something I didn't want to
watch more than a therapy session for an hour. And
that's both sitting down with her lovely daughter Leah and
(06:22):
eating donut holes talking about the love she has for
Keili shirts look so good.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Oh yeah, and we'll get there.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I was sitting with my pregnant wife who had a
glucose test she had to do this morning. She was like, fuck,
I mean, I didn't even have a gluecoas tests. The
doose desserts look so good. You know, I was a
little high. Go ahead, Ruby?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Did she have to drink a very weird beverage.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Ow, I was going to say, regardless of the treats,
which look divine, Yea and Keilly, this situation is very weird.
That that daughter good job.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
To get there, I can't.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah, and well adjusted.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
So anyways, overall, didn't love I mean forty eight, that's.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
To go ahead.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Well, I didn't like RIT. Do you know what RIT
stands for?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Riba in Real Housewives in Therapy.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Not a fan of that franchise. Never never do this again, Bravo.
It's Christmas horrible.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I hate Riba.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
She's an old, miserable bitch, and it depressed me and
reminded me of some parts of my life and upbringing family,
and I was triggered zero Babe is babe.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yeah, I know Reba sucks. She sucks, and I.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Love I looked online today and a bunch of people like,
you know, she had a tough life different uh you know,
just a different times killed or didn't care well.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I mean you constantly rail against Patton Oswald. It sounded
like similar transpired, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
You know what I did, Like the tour in the
house though, who.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Maureen, what a gem? Oh my god, the sweetest people,
what a tour?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Like if they were looking on and it's like, well,
that's where we used to put the Christmas tree in
that's also where the gun fell.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
And then Morn's like what yeah, She's like, oh my
father blew his brains out in the den. And they're like,
oh my god. It makes all the sense in the
world because every night at three point fifteen we hear
a wailing and it is honestly, we've thought about moving
so many times.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
And also we're going to sue you because that should
have been disclosed.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Absolutely. Uh sue Riba not me, okay, Ria socks, Riba
socks And you know who does Avvy. I don't know,
and I want to apologize for not arriving at this
crystalline conclusion earlier. But Avvi is a star. Auvi is
(08:52):
Avvi dealing with Reba. This episode was so incredible, It
was so fun to watch. I actually loved this episode.
I thought all the sad stuff was super sad, but
you know, a fun episode, a fun episode. Kyle's lips
are huge.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
It's it's Oh no, it's her teeth. She can't speak
what her teeth? She her teeth are new. I don't
think she is used to her teeth or her lips,
and she can't talk.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Yeah, Mo got Mo got those chuckers earlier, and he
looked equally as ridiculous. But I think all the wine
he's been drinking, it's kind of they've toned down the
whiteness in them. Oh okay, they looked very off putting.
I do want to say this.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
In the news this week, Bo's is growing on me
because I thought she wasn't going to be a shit talker.
I thought she was going to stand above the fray
and be a very boring cast member. She got online
this week and was talking about how what a bore
Kyle is and what a phony she is about not
showing her real life and uh oh really yeah, and
also it's I love that Bo's will sit down with
her daughter admits something completely insane like that I've ever
(10:00):
said I love you to the Anadam.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Well, she didn't admit that Tequila her daughter. Yeah, she
admitted it to Deret and Erica Jane. But listen, we'll
get there. We kick things off in Sweet Home, Alabama, Augusta, Georgia.
The fiddles are a strumming and Kyle is uprunning. Reba
greets her back at the house. She says that she
used to run at five o'clock in the morning because
(10:24):
she's strong mentally, and then begins to go on a
diatribe about how she was her father's favorite child. We'll
say it about fifteen times this episode. This woman should
not be helping a squirrel with mental health problems, let
alone human being.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Oh I thought she was a nurse. She's a therapist. Yep,
Oh my god, yeah, wow, I want to say that.
She told Kyle. She said, yeah, I used to jog too,
and unlike Sutton, my parents loved me.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
It's quite an ambition.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
Man.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Again, yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Yeah, are you going to get to where they were
talking about signs astrological?
Speaker 5 (11:00):
No?
Speaker 4 (11:00):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
No?
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Oh yeah, yeah, she's a cancer apparently and cancers. I
don't know if you knew this, but this is what
they're known for, being intuitive and protective of their children
and nurturing. I guess that's the same thing. And they're
also known for being sensitive and moody and emotional. But
she admits she's not nurturing, because how could she be.
She hates her daughter, Yeah, clearly.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Yeah, yeah, she's really not a big fan of her.
I love I talked about it right off the rip.
But cruel bitch meet like gay or Dan Levy, right,
So their interactions with one another it's so sitcom. When
he tells her that she looks like trash and she
needs to get ready for brunch, it was, why don't
(11:44):
you go fluff up a little bit?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Huh?
Speaker 4 (11:46):
These I was going to say, we know Dylan and
I grow we grew up with these women.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
We know these women, we grow them.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Yet yes we do not grow them. That is not allowed.
We grew up with them. But he navigates this. I mean,
even when Kyle comes back, I think she says to
her like, don't ever go this late ever again.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I used to go and you're like, what the fuck
did you just say?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:09):
And it's not like you're eleven, like you're fifty four
or whatever. Auvy, it's a masterclass. He just he almost
it's like badminton. He kind of just lightly passes the
insults back. It's so delicious to watch, but not.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Like Olympic level badminton, because those guys hammer that shuttlecock.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
No, no, you know I have to say this about
Avi and his job though. You'd have to pay me
a million dollars to be a personal assistant for sudden really,
oh yeah, and just to give some you don't really
do anything. I'd eat a guys ask for a half
a million, So I want you to. I just want
to say that's the content.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
You would to eat you guys ask for half a
million dollars.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Absolutely, No, Pat, it's not even like a lot. It's you.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
What are you gonna do with it? You know you're
worth more than that. This is because you're you're feeling low.
Don't feel low? Remember you feel better? Yeah? I would
say how much do you think he's because now we
know she's getting three hundred thousand a month.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
What do you think av makes.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
I want to say really quickly, I think the gays
asses are different than our asses.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
So THEA did her off of it, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah,
And I'm sure the gays have delved into some you know,
swampy waters, but like, by and large, it's fairly I mean,
I don't know what's happened down there really ever in
my life, you know what, have you ever held a
mirror to it?
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Well? Yes, I used to shave my booty. I'm kind
of a hygiene freak.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
What do you mean used to you mean like last week?
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Yeah, I still kind of do, but not as much
as I used to. I wanted to make sure it
looked beautiful for anybody that might be, you.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Know, snooping around back there. Yeah. Yeah, that's cool. All right.
So moving on to a different topic. Sutton was in
her twenties when she got the call. This is not funny. Okay,
this is not funny.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Not at all.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
But there was kind of a sketch comedy aspect to
this after a certain point, like she just keeps talking
about it and then staring off in the distance. They
did so many talking heads that were just like catatonic,
and it was like, why do you guys keep showing
this so fun?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
It looks like she went somewhere else when she was
kind of reflecting back on it. But what Dylan's talking
about is this breakdown. Dad had a lot of depression,
and you would often say they wanted to kill himself
and to kind of self medicate. He hit that bottle.
I got a cure for Sutton's dad.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Stop living with Riba.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
She's a miserable bitch. You know what you are who
you hang with.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Yeah, now listen, I don't want to blame Sutton's father's
suicide on Reba, but I can't imagine that she helped
very much.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Well, okay, we we saw the out the blueprint of
the home, and again this is comedy and this isn't serious.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
But also this is a question, what do you mean
she was home? Where was the gun?
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Does the gun just sit next to that little couch
that he usually sits on. Was Reepa just like, oh, well,
there he goes getting the gun and he's drunk. He's
going into the living room again. You know I'd be
a little mad too, sudden.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yeah, yeah, because her mom Patton Oswalt and her father.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
I was going to use that example.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Well I already used.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
That, but it sounds like everybody knew he was on pills,
everybody knew that he was an alcoholic.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
And everybody knew he was having depressive thoughts.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Okay, yeah, same thing as Patton Oswald and that wife
of his. We saw the tax exchange. And okay, when
you have a small child and your and your wife
is up laid up in her bedroom for days and
then texting you because you basically live in a separate room,
can you get some of those pills for out of
your parents medis? Yeah, yeah, that's time to drag your
(16:03):
wife to rehab, right.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Right, Yeah, And Riba pretty much, you know, did something similar.
I mean, wasn't quite as enabling, but I think she
turned a blind eye a little bit.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
I also when I hire a therapist, you know, because
Reba is one one thing that might eliminate her from
be hiring her. Hey, how'd your husband die?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
The person the closest to you? Yeah, oh we shot himself. Well,
I mean, listen, that's not that's that's not like I said.
You can't blame someone's suicide on their loved one, right,
Sometimes people just have a mental disease, you know, and
and that's the only way out. But knowing that Riba
(16:49):
is such a cold bitch, you can kind of start
drawing lines between dots and going, yeah, I don't think.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Ria familiar with the field, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Right, I don't know? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
She seemed mechanic and your car is always breaking.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Right right right? She seemed like but this could have
driven her to therapy. Who knows. Auvy and Reeba they
fight over grits, and then they fight over what she
wants to drink. She goes, do you or Auviy goes,
do you want vodka lemonade? And she goes, no, I
do not want that, yes, okay, And she lands on
a bloody mary with climato, which is that's not an uh,
(17:34):
that's not an I don't know what the what's the
word for just drinkable, edible, drinkable? No one should be
drinking clamado bloody Mary's. It's absolutely fucking disgusting, don't you
think that? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:47):
I don't like bloody Mary's.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Isn't that what it was? Yeah? But if you're gonna
have a bloody Mary, like, you know, we can climato's like,
it's like thin fucking tomato piss. It's just so gross.
I can't stand this stuff. You know where I'm at.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Ruby, Come on now, you you and Reba would make
Auvy get special ice and orange or tomato juice. Yeah, yeah,
for you, because you're the same. Also, I was thinking
to myself while I was watching, could you imagine if
she was your therapist, Dylan, and you told her about
your dreams?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Oh my god, did I have a doozy this morning? Wow? Yeah. Anyways,
so quite the US suspects type twist. Rebo is that
the was a therapist.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Is a therapist, garcel.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Well, no, she's a She's a she's an industry leading
producer of Hallmark.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Also a part time armchair therapist because she diagnoses this
whole thing.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
God, can you imagine working through negative self talk with Reba?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
I just know I kind of imagine.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
I really, I keep saying the worst things to myself. Well,
you're right, you're a goddamn pace of shit. You need
to work on it. Just a horrible woman. But yes,
Garcela and Riba hang out outside for a bit, and
Garcelle tells Riba that she might want to tell her
daughter that she loves her, And the defensiveness is quite
shocking because I understand it's like an overreach, but this
(19:26):
isn't an attack. It's I guess it's perceived as an attack,
but it's not really an attack. So the defensiveness is
kind of like insane. I mean, it is an overreach.
She shouldn't be meddling in this relationship.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Yes, I agree with that.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Yes we head back inside. Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
I have to ask these women are I believe in
their fifties. I understand for many reasons. Again, this entire
episode just made me feel so unbelievably lucky that our
mother is who our mother is.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
The like just the way.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
She speaks to people when she says, like, do you
understand what you're doing? Oh my god, how would you
be around a four year old or something? But when
you're of this age and you can't have a conversation
with your parents, you don't have a significant other to
bridge this gap.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
And therapy is out of the question because this is
the therapist. What do you do?
Speaker 1 (20:22):
We talked to Abbie.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Well, I'm not kidding like I think Sutton is so
the arrested development. And it wasn't clear to me until
this episode that she was like.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
I just want you to be proud of my clothing. Lom,
it is not beef.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
I was like, oh my god, yeah, wow, yeah, it
really is a little.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
We don't ever grow up doing now.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
No, now, if aging in living life was worked to
help you get through this stuff, then we wouldn't have
a cottage industry of therapists.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
And this is kind of a bomber of an episode.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
It's a bomber of an episode.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Know, it's only this part's really sad and like blah
blah blah blah blahlah blah.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
But then dere and Bose in Erica. That was that. Honestly,
that was fun. That made me laugh.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
All Right, do we want to go to swamp Rat's
place where she's getting that renovation? Well yeah, yeah, yeah,
horrible horrible design choices. Did you see that white hallway
with the black here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Can we bounce from Garcel and like Sutton going to
explore her childhood home where her father blues brains out,
and we get to why are you laughing? What the fuck?
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Man?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
We get to Erica Jane, Oh my God. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
You know, there's a sequence of words that they're rarely
put together. I think that said, it's said maybe chuckle.
It's that sequence is rarely rarely said.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
I think mylaugh. Okay, so we go from that two.
I can't stand this. Erica Jane is reinventing herself through
a integrated brand deal. Okay, back house renovation.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
It's you know what it's It's supposed to be a rebirth,
but I think it's like she was a butterfly that
looked like a prostitute, and it's the reverse. She's turning
into a maggot.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Here we go ahead, Oh, pat love that what is
that one called?
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Is it metamorphosis is out?
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Yeah, whatever that is bit spelled backwards. That's what she is.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
I was going to say, tell me that you are
poor and renting without tell me that you're poor and renting,
paint your hallway and then FaceTime people to be like,
look at my renovation. Well you know, let's don't do
that though right now.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Well it was thirty it was a thirty four thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Here's the deal.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Well, it's hitty.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Is this man is he's advertising on the show and
whatever the deal is, he should call the deal off
because it's not doing it.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
It doesn't look good.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Yeah, I don't want to go to Barlow's or Martin Beauregard,
whatever his name is. I'm not going to go to him.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
No, absolutely, no. Oh, you don't want a white hallway
with a black strip going through the closet doors and
the doors. It looked absolutely at sert. It looks like
something Willy Wonka would live in. It was dumb, and
she clearly didn't pay a dime for this horrible job.
This was a trade off for free advertising. Well done,
swamp Ratt.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah, well done, swamp rat. You so pretty as a butterfly.
All right, it's like a prostitute, all right, all right,
Let's get to desserts and insane conversations with Bow's and
her daughter. We find out that the first time her
daughter met the new guy Keeley was when he spontaneously
(23:55):
flew to Ghana and then which I don't know how.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
Play for that flight.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
I think I have an idea. I think I do too.
Then we get into having children with Kihley, and it's
kind of good motherhood and the worst motherhood I've ever
seen at the same time.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Are you guys eluding you? Were you saying that Bo's
paid for that ticket?
Speaker 3 (24:19):
That's what I'm alluding to.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Yes, I think he's a loser.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Yeah, I think I've seen this time and time again. Women,
well the guy, it's the same thing. It's just it's
true with both sexes. There are people that are very
impressive and powerful and very good at their job in hustlers,
and they have this little weakness in their heart, which
is they're unable to see that they are attracted to horrible, dumb,
(24:43):
manipulative people. And I believe Kihly is just a.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
I'd like, well, we'll get to it later, Like Bo's
is such an impressive human being, and Erica Jane has
the opportunity to say she's acting crazy, like there's no
world wherein Erica Jane should be able to have a
pulpit to criticize Bo's.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
But baby, try and stop me, bababy.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
I anyone go don't go to Ghana. Here, I'm not
a parent.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Well you're saying don't go to Ghana. Uh, Killey, don't
go to Ghana.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
No? No, yeah, I'm saying Kiley, And also, anyone don't
go on the international trip at which someone is there
with their child ever go, I just don't ever go.
And then when you think about going, think about staying
instead that one.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Yeah, yeah, I would agree. But this is such a
weird conversation because, like I said, it's good mom, bad mom.
The way that Bo's walks her daughter through having to
explain and think about the questions that bos is asking
her is so beautiful and it really was really heartwarming.
(25:57):
The unfortunate part is that the questions all kind of
revolve around her bringing a con man into their lives,
so it's kind of a you.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Know, Yin and Yang and mainly mainly Yang or whatever
the dark one is.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
At the end of it, she Bose is like, haha,
I was like, do you like a baby? Should I?
Should we talk to Kili?
Speaker 4 (26:21):
That's like so backwards, And her daughter's like, hah no,
find someone else.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Yeah, no, yeah. I think Boz would get very defensive
if her daughter did that. This is this is a
blind spot. But let's get to the cute little tour
of where Dad shot himself. They arrived, g.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Says she's not looking forward to this part of the trim.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
No, no, no, it's like Wow. Really, it's like a
pleasant Ville version of the Holocaust Museum. It's like, oh,
I don't know, this is going to be a bummer.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
You know what I want to see instead of this shit?
I want to see the fucking meeting of those angelic
people that said welcome home. I want to see when
they afterward, Like the fifteen minutes before Sutton gets there,
they were like, what the fuck are we going to
say when.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
They fucking get here?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Welcome home?
Speaker 4 (27:03):
We okay, that's perfect. Here we go, welcome home. And
then I want someone to laugh, you know what I mean,
because this is hilarious.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
You know what I want to see Mauricio. I want
a camera following Mauricio.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
I think they sell this place for four one hundred thousand.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
That's a fairly bad impression of Mauricio out this impression
of some and given the tour.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
That's where Daddy used to up make me ice cream.
That's also where we found one of his shoes. When
you shot yourself, your shoes fell off.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Yeah, that's crazy. Well, welcome home, all right, this is sad.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
There's nothing to say. This is very very sad.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
She touched his toe. Call your parents if you still
have them, and you know, even if you you know,
don't like them, they won't always be here.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
So do with that what you will.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
Yeah, if someone that you know is drinking and addicted
to pills and telling you that they want to kill themselves,
don't leave them alone with guns.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Maybe sea. Yeah, a lot of lessons to be learned
from this one.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
I have a family member that uh he'd have. He
had a daughter and a son, and I remember the
daughter crawling on top of him while he was sitting
on a recliner and he told her, Daddy wants to
kill himself. And I sat there and watched him say that,
and I was like, I was like twelve christ I
was like, she goes, why Daddy, And he goes because
I don't want to live anymore. I'm like, oh, gosh.
(28:32):
I died of a heart attack visiting his son and
his work where he worked at a junk yard.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
He died right there on the ground.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Well, didn't want to be here anyways, So maybe he's happier.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
All right, let's get to lunch with the gals. But
before we get to lunch with the gals, oh my goodness, gracious,
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Yeah, mhm is what Dylan? What's better than this episode?
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one of them they should just put on the label.
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with the gals.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Oh well, Sutton, uh did we do the tour yet?
Are we just going to skip over that? I got
that we did the tour well, she recounts as last days,
which is a super bunner. The whole handout thing that
was really a bummer. And then Sutton tells us she
wants her mom's next phase in life to be happier.
And I was thinking next phase, her next phase, thinking, yeah,
(31:28):
what plot of dirt barriers?
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Great depends on how long phase is already. Oh, if
we're talking about weeks, then yeah, she's got a next phase.
Oh no, a next fase.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
I thought she was gonna go back to college and
get a lot of great.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Although I'll tell you though, these old Southern women can
live till they're like, I think, like one hundred and sixteen,
and you're just like, why is she still alive yelling
the end word? It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
My grandmother is a no no, I was just going
to say. And they remain sharp and racist.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Yeah, Pat, Yeah, that's a I think a pretty general
thing to say about people.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
For the no. No, not the old ones. Oh yeah,
not the really really old ones.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
Well one hundred and sixteen, they're using the N word, Patrick, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Yeah, I mean, okay, all right, let's go to Grand
Master Records.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Okay, the hot spot in Hollywood. His titties be out
this episode. Holy shit.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
I was going to comment on how the movie. I
didn't want to sound like a pig.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
When she was speaking to her daughter, her nipple was going.
Her daughter needed to be like mo mo, ma, ma, mama, Mom,
your nipple, I don't breasted anymore, Mom, Mom, nipple was out. Yea,
and now you're and she says, the girls are out
to playing.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Yeah, the boz's titties be out this episode. It's pretty sick.
So sick is in like good.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Yeah, it's like Michael Jack.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Yeah yeah, yeah. So Erica orders uh Durt's drink like
a human. It was actually pretty cool to see she
wants Belvedere and soda with three lemons, no rhymes. What
do we do? What are we talking about? Like Darit
is so bizarre. She's so weird. She's so goddamn weird.
(33:08):
Who says and tries to make it a thing? Carcasses
out people who are pretty.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
I was going to say if Durite was fat and
had nothing to offer in terms of looks, and she
because you're right, she's a little she's a little weirdo.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Yeah, no, who are you in this world? You know?
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. Okay, So we get to Bo's and
Keihley and she says that we've been talking about having
a baby, but we've never said I love you. And
like I mentioned, Bose's walls in this regard are so
completely obliterated that even Erica Jane can walk through and
(33:49):
plant a flag. And it makes me sad.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
Don't push the issue, baby, don't push the issue.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (33:58):
I think as she was offering her advice that don't
make him say it, I think she.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Was, Oh, he got it, got it. But we really
buried the lead here with this lunch, because the important
thing that's transpired is that has spoken with BK. Yeah yeah.
And when they talked, she heard the father of her children.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
Wow, he's tricking you.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Yeah, that's what Bo said. He's tricking you.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Yeah, well he is in a sentence, I think he is,
or he's probably drunk. But Dari pushes back quickly about
him tricking her. She says, he's a he's not that
type of person. He's not the type of person that
has five different lawsuits accusing him of bad business practices
and not paying outstanding debts. He's he's not a kind
(34:49):
of person that would trick someone.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
No, I agree, Pat, Mike's bad.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Sorry, h the I believe that the book you were
referred to was the Art of War?
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Yeah? Yeah, who wrote it? Get in the.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
Comments on us know, And I'm very sorry to whatever
whoever I said that that wasn't a name. I'm actually
very sorry because I that was bad. But do you
actually think that, because I do believe that this is like,
this is weird, psychopathic shit that he's yelling at her,
ignoring her text messages, and then calling her or chatting
with her just like their best friends.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Again.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
Yeah, yeah, well, this is what I want to tell.
I get it, it's weird, but this is what I
want to share with Bose, who's new to the show.
She needs to understand this because she, you know, it's
the whole thing about fighting over money and its war.
Both they're both broke and unless unless lawyers take monopoly money,
we don't need to worry about him talking to every
(35:48):
lawyer in town so that it will naturally.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
We can't pay them, that's right, right?
Speaker 3 (35:53):
And how will you be paying this? And he literally
just takes the game board in and he takes the
cash out. I can't accept monopoly money. Big.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Yeah, Well he has a ton of bitcoin.
Speaker 4 (36:07):
Maybe that is why Duri it is so like you
guys don't worry about it because there's nothing.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
To worry about.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Well, he has all that bitcoin. But the thing is
PK was like, somebody told Pik that you can't trace bitcoin,
and he was like, oh my god, and he put
all of his you know what would be seized assets
into bitcoin. But the thing that I don't think he
recognizes that the government can still take that. I mean,
(36:37):
that's the only body you have left. That's what they'll
take first. You know, they'll take your coins.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
Oh and also with California law, even if they make
it to the nine and a half year mark, you
still pay alimony for half the time you were married. Well,
he's looking at five years of alimony. He'll be dead
by then. He's a real drunk. He looks unhealthy, he's fat,
got the double chin. Some will probably shoot him because
he ripped him off. He's a real fucking not con man.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
This guy.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Oh my god, Wow, yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
He'll be dead. I know people. I love that. She's
like we just talked to her, slowing down. It's like
he is trying to beat the clock. There is no
slowing down.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Okay, yeah. I.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
Bo's being like, mmm, no, you cannot catch your breath,
don't you dare He is trying to he is, and
Erica is just the Godfather, just sitting there, very stoic,
with incredible posture and not moving. She's like, no, you
have to No, this is not good. I think that
Durit knows more than she's telling them. Yeah, but wait,
(37:44):
are they divorced yet in real life? No?
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Wow, she's still talking about him on social media. This
is I want to show picture.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
They can't get divorced because they can't afford it. Well,
that's why I want to show Bo's a picture.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
And I'm going to handle the picture. And She's gonna go,
why am I looking at a seven eleven and a
strip mall? And I'm gonna say, you're not looking at
the seven eleven in the strip mall. You're looking at
the office next to the seven eleven. That's the lawyer
they're going to hire to mitigate this, all right, because
they have no money?
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Right? Yeah, No, There are a lot of off is
like that around this city. There used to be one
little couple by the Sizzler yeah, it's no more.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
I missed that sizzler.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
I know me too, Gosh, I love that sizzler talking
about the one on Chandler Laurel and Chandler.
Speaker 4 (38:36):
Yeah yeah, by the mattresses, Yeah, by the Seers.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
The serious is gone too. Yeah, I can't believe.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
What are you gonna do with that area?
Speaker 1 (38:47):
I don't know. Probably throw up like five to seventeen
Boba te shops. Nice, that's what I would imagine that
they would do. Yeah, probably Trader Droelifornia fish Girl maybe,
oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, a California fish Girl.
(39:11):
Oh yeah. Tokay would be good. People at Takaya would
be like, we'll be the nicest thing in this area.
We've got to It's a brain.
Speaker 4 (39:21):
The manager of that takaya has the integrity of like
a four star general and runs it the military.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Hey, Chelsea, can I talk to you for a second.
Why the fuck is this cilantro cut like this? Oh yeah, no,
I've never been to a Tokaya. Good, No, it's disgusting. Okay,
So let's talk with Kathy Hilton. She doesn't have a
chance to FaceTime correctly, but we do break down some
(39:51):
of Moe's vacation plans I give you. I literally had
that in my note.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
Yeah. Okay, So apparently Mo and Porsche are going to
head over to Europe. Okay, then he's gonna drop her
ass off so we can meet his girlfriend that he's
been dating for five years in Switzerland.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Right, and they're gonna go to a meditation retreat. That's right.
And they are going to fucking fuck pile drive each other.
It's pretty crazy.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
You you mean each other? Oh yeah, oh yeah, I agree.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
All right, let's get to Auvey and Sutton. She's going
to the grocery list with him and he is fucking up,
and the story of.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Never send even a gay guy, never send them out
to a grocery store men. Okay, I don't care who
you're fucking.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Yeah. There's this thing with instacart that people are like,
I don't want a man instacarting for me. He can't
find anything, that's right.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
Yeah, that's also whatever that that pick your battles. I
believe she was when she was facetiming her mom, it
seemed as though she was like, hey, the note ie,
you did you get any of that? And her mom
was like fuck you. Yeah, and she was like, oh, okay,
and then came downstairs and was like, okay, so we
have some gluten free like Peta and a mixed Greens bag.
(41:14):
So and Obviy was like, I'll go get iceberg lettuce.
Why the fuck didn't somebody else? Wasn't there a list?
Speaker 5 (41:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (41:20):
No, no, but I think I think no, I think
Auvy Auvy went rogue.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
I think he definitely was involved, But I think Riba
had something to do with it as well.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Oh you think Riba' is a saboteur of sorts? Yeah, well,
she sabotaged her husband's life.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
So yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna tell if I ever
talked son, I'm gonna tell her when this old bitch
is dead, you're gonna regret this episode in putting her
through this, even though she is an evil, mean spirited bitch.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
Still this is completely exploitative.
Speaker 3 (41:52):
Is that is that a word? Yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
you're gonna regret this.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Yeah. Well, we get to the the dish. It's going
to be cooked, is you know? She tells the story
of the night after he blew his brains out they
made this dish, which just so happened to land on
Christmas eve, which is very I mean, that's capital T traumatic.
(42:17):
I mean, if this is going to happen, you'd want
it to happen in like, I don't know, February eighteenth. Right.
That way, when you get to Christmas, it doesn't remind
you of your father killing himself every year.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
I have a horrific story, oh to share. Take thirty seconds.
Prepare to have your mind blown. If you're triggered by
losing someone from suicide, just hit the skip.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Button for their Yeah, and maybe you should do that. Okay.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
I know someone whose brother, adult brother, molested a girl,
a student. He went to jail, he got out, he
put bricks on his feet and jumped in a pond
and drowned himself. He did it on his sister's birthday
and wrote her in his suicide note, wrote her me,
doing this on your birthday has nothing to do with you.
(43:04):
I just didn't want to live anymore. I couldn't be
on this planet another day. I am so sorry that
this is going to stick with you for the rest
of your life.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
On your birthday. Crazy.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
Here's the thing, here's the thing, wouldn't stick with me.
Speaker 3 (43:19):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Ruby, you're a tough guy.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
Yeah, you're a tough bitch. Ruby. Ruby is the rebove
our podcast.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Do not molest, do not touch, do not, do not molest,
and do not touch, and don't also break yourselves on
people's birthdays, try to wait and not the holidays.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
Okay, right, don't do it around.
Speaker 3 (43:37):
He sat at my table at their wedding, and I
remember thinking, this is a creepy son of a bitch.
I really did, I thought that?
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Yeah, check on your friends.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, just just let people
know you're thinking of them.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
Hey, I was thinking about you. How's it going? You know,
stuff like that. Jesus Christ is episode.
Speaker 3 (44:03):
You know what, this is a comedy podcast, though, what
do you want us to do with this?
Speaker 1 (44:07):
I don't know is this? Has this been good or
has this been bad?
Speaker 3 (44:11):
I think the audience will let us know.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
Okay, yeah, rate this episode. Give it a number of babies,
you know what.
Speaker 3 (44:17):
Don't do that. Get the comments and say you want
to pound pound a weight at Patty?
Speaker 1 (44:20):
I could use another Yeah yeah, yeah, let's get another
round of affirmation.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
Yeah what would you do to me?
Speaker 1 (44:26):
You know, Jesus Christ, what a pig you I am?
Speaker 2 (44:31):
I would like to say, not what in that vein
at all? Reba's dog.
Speaker 4 (44:39):
Being named Dixie and looking like a member, a human
member of the royal family is the only way that she.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
So they send Cheryl to go grab mom. Cheryl is
not happy with this because Cheryl is injured and also
hates Reba, so she's PiZZ hates But we talk about
the capsules and then we get to the real root
of why Riba hates her daughter so much. Uhriba worked
her ass off, and Sutton married somebody who gave her
(45:09):
more money than Riba could ever make ever in all
of her dreams. So I think there's a bit of
a fracture there. And when Sutton kind of unveils this
clothing line, it's it's kind of like a you see,
I am working like I you know, it's a it's
a really, really sad thing. But RIBA's made up her mind.
(45:31):
She is a cool little bit. She just hates her daughter,
you know, although I don't know, maybe there's some hope
at the end of this episode.
Speaker 3 (45:38):
Well, at some point when she says, Mom, you never
said you're proud of me, She's like, well, what, I
didn't feel like I had to say yeah, and then
finally Rena says, oh fuck it, I'm proud of you.
We shut the fuck up now.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
Well, first she tells her that her clothing line reminds
her of ground beef. Yeah, yeah, Cuba, right right.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
It was the parallels that she drew.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
Were completely sound and there was no real I understand
the level of sensitivity wasn't there, But she was right,
it did, you.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
Know, right, right. But given the context of the past
hurt and all that stuff, it was rather inappropriate to say.
Speaker 4 (46:15):
The issue I have with this is one, Yeah, Riba
is a tough bitch because she's had to be, because
she had a tough life. If she were to not
be living off of the laurels of Sutton marrying this bajillionaire,
maybe I would have a little bit more of a
tolerance for this. But it seems as though when Sutton
got married, boom, Riba got her fucking Ripa's a rich
(46:36):
grow now too, you know, so like, don't.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Give me shit, bitch. I thought you're welcome.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
You're welcome. Yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 4 (46:43):
Want to work hard, so I got married and then
I got divorced, and now I have a green clothing
line of capsule pieces, and you don't think I'm good
at anything?
Speaker 1 (46:52):
Yeah? Yeah, it's like, what do you want me to do?
What do you want me to do? Mom? Well, she
wants her mother to say I love you and I'm proud,
and Reba says that to say those things to another
human being is trite and unnecessary. How this woman could
(47:14):
be a therapist is beyond me. Beyond me, I mean,
just those they can't do teach.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
She was raised in WW two post w W post.
Speaker 4 (47:27):
Nobody told her that she was pretty in those days.
Speaker 5 (47:29):
And.
Speaker 3 (47:33):
That's why she's like that this happened between me and
my mom.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
Yeah, I love I love body. She's great.
Speaker 3 (47:39):
But when I sold that TV show ten years ago,
when I told her, the first thing that came out
of her mouth is do you think it's gonna be
any good? And I got pissed and I reported it
to my stepdad, Jimmy Dell.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
And he coached up real quick.
Speaker 3 (47:53):
She got back to me an hour later and text me,
I'm so proud of you, so Jimmy.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
Dell, Yeah sure, Jimmy Tail's the best, Jimmy Dell's the bell,
Jimmy Dope.
Speaker 4 (48:00):
I mean, you're your parent pot if they come to
you with shit like that, even when they're you know,
forty eight and they're like, listen, I just did this
for the first time, sold the screenplay.
Speaker 3 (48:10):
What are you going to say to them?
Speaker 4 (48:12):
Good?
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Yeah, i'd hope so.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Yeah, I certainly hope so. But you know you've been
pretty gray lately. Yeah, that'd be pretty cool. All right.
So we end the episode with a lovely conversation between
Riba and Sutton, and when Sutton goes back inside, we
have the moment of the episode Auvy and the girls
(48:35):
scatter and she says, I was calling you down. They
eat crabcakes and Reba says, the salad's delicious. So I
think if she said the krabcakes are delicious, we probably
would have aired it.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
No.
Speaker 4 (48:53):
No, what she did was she got the wrong ingredients.
She made this as purposefully difficult for Sutton as she could,
and it was almost unintentional at the same.
Speaker 1 (49:03):
Time, you know, So rest in peace, Reba. When the time,
I'm not saying she's dead, I'm not saying, well, yeah,
her soul and maybe a foot get in the comments.
I don't know what you've thought about the episode. Let
us know what you would do to Patty. Don't do that.
Speaker 3 (49:27):
By the way, I was gonna say, get get as creative.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
As possible, don't write any of that. Fucking yeah. All right,
have a good night, okay, happy night, have valentineed to day, fallow,
Ruby everywhere, and until next time, I am Dylan, that
(49:55):
is pat pat and Ruby.
Speaker 4 (49:58):
Bye bye.
Speaker 5 (50:00):
Still on the Members in over the Hills, still the member,
still
Speaker 4 (50:13):
And over the heads, the fun on the Stone, on
the black, stumbling all over, stim on fire, all the
sa
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