December 19, 2024 • 47 mins
Dylan, Ruby and Pat are back to break down homes in Oxnard, walkabouts, oil rigs, denim, throwing parties, diamonds and more from Bravo's RHOBH.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You are a beacon, right, Okay, thank you, right.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
And we're happy for ourselves. I am, it's more than
we could ever afford.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
But like I am, I am, I'm really happy for
her and those oil rigs, her inner eyeline as she
looks out of the ocean. This place is still a
dump and it's not impressive at all.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Hill. Welcome to another by. It's a bad TV episode?
Should we do it again? Or was that good?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
That was great?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Okay, yeah, baby, we're herebe It's time to break down
the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Man mm hm, I am.
I said it last week and I remained steadfast in
my grave concern for the quality of this season. Really,
(00:55):
but before we get to any of that, go to
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Lake City there, which.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Firing on all Ende.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
That's like a kid who's just independent and doing well
in school. You don't have to worry about them or her.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
They got the assignment, they packed it in their backpack,
they took it home, and they finished it. In fact,
they typed it out.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Now, Real Housewives Beverly Hills is a little bit like me.
Why does your backpack look like this. Okay, we need
some extra attention here.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Where is your backpack?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Where is the backpack? Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
A dog? Ain't it right?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
And are we going to end up on the other side?
And you actually were telling the truth and there was
a dog that completely consumed the backpack. I don't think so.
I think that this show is struggling right now. But
there's also lots of stuff at patreon dot com. Like
another podcast show. We just had a very big announcement.
Oh yeah, big announcement. So that's fun, that's great.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
You don't want to miss that. It's worth the five
bucks to hear that.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
It's also we don't want to now you build it up, man,
that's how. It's not something that people should be charged
to hear. But yeah, but the point being is we
have a circle of trust to Patreon and it's a good,
good time back there. So fucking go up to somebody,
put all five or four or three keys in your
(02:20):
hand and say, if you don't give me five dollars,
I'm gonna punch you.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I'm gonna punch you.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Give it to me now, yeah, and then take that
five dollars, go pature on. It comes to another podcast network,
or walk into literally any establishment and just steal shit. No,
say I'm gonna sue. Oh yeah, say I'm gonna sue.
That could be John, that could be Long Joint Silvers,
that could be seven eleven, that could be Excellent Mobile,
that could be Macy's. Just start screaming about how you
(02:46):
gonna sue and say you'll settle for five dollars.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Go Pature on a conversation another podcast network. We also
as the Salt Lake City is actually magnificent.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
It is. It's a masterpiece.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
This one is not What are we thinking about this episode?
How much any Babays do we give it?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Ruby? You want to go first?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I would love to.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I have to.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Okay, I watched the after shows of these episodes, which
adds a lot of spice to me. M wasn't great,
but Jennifer Tilly is a hoot. Camille was a welcome,
little desperate sprinkle. Yeah, Deurit is continuing to unravel in
a way that I find enjoyable to watch.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
She's a way people do.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I think, Yeah, And I think that Sutton is right.
Kyle has got a file for fucking divorce and Deurite
has got to get her multiple bankruptcies in preparation for
being multiple bankruptcies.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
So I we talked about it last week. I mean,
how do you how do you cut?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
How do you divvy up minus twelve million dollars in ten?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah? All right?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
U six million US six million? Get out of here.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
It's like a Rubik's cube with all the same color.
It's like, there's no thing. How do you can't can't
even do this?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Drive you mad?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeah, that'd be terrible.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
What did Camille say about fair Resnik the morally bankrupt?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Morley bankrupt?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
No, I think it was different the Morley corrupts. How
many babies do you give it?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Are Morley crypt? I would give it sixty three baby.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Here's the thing about the after shows. Is dereite doing
any with Kyle?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Nope?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Just Bo's okay, good, because that right there would be
quite the tell. You know, like you can't have the
two of them sitting next to each each other on
the after.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Show because then you know it would make any sense?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Okay, Pat? How many babys? Well?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
First off, I do want to mention a couple of things.
I am loving this new Dereit, and I can't stand
these agreed I can't stand her in PK up until
now her calling Camille a cunt. Okay, yeah, and then
a stupid one at then I hate Camille. She's so
deserved it Sure. One time, when I own that company
(04:57):
on Hollywood Boulevard, this guy I really, really really hated. No,
he's a different guy. He was what we call an enforcer.
He got hit by a car and then he pulled
out a knife, and then this other guy that I
knew was the guy that hit him, and I hated
both of them. And I was like, I don't know
(05:17):
who to root for because I wrote.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
You root for a Romeo and Julia. I kind of
double take.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
That's right, I was kind of so anyway, Okay, first
thing I want to point out is I finally watched
the packages of when they got.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
He pulled out the knife to attack the man who
was He wasn't trying.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
To say they knew each other. He was trying to
hit him. He was trying to run him over. They
were fighting over money.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Because stab a car is like a bad idea.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
No, the guy got out of the car, he pulled
out a knife on him.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
It was did they did they stab?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Now? It got broken up I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
I just wanted to.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
What was the man next to you, Zaslov? What was this?
What was he called?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
You know, people are so letigious now and people listen.
People have found me that know me in that and
they've met, and I don't like that they found me. Yeah,
I mean that comes with a certain level of fame.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
But pat won't go to Franks. You get killed, He'll
get killed. I think it's bullshit. I think we're gonna markt.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
It moves, let's go there.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I honestly, I think that you there is a there's
a a multiverse where you get whacked, right, But and
I understand you not wanting to risk being killed, But
I really would like to have a nice evening. It
moves on Franks with Patty.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
But only if I can go in through the back door.
Well that's the only way you go on the front door.
You used to go on the front door all the time.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Nobody goes to the front.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
You could wear a wig and we'll take you through
the back. You'll have one martini and we'll drive you home.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I have a great idea blackface nice.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
No one recommends me, not.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
A single soul. How many babas hold on.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
I want to ask Ruby this because you're the expert here, Garcel. Yep,
she has a real axe to grind with. Tori's the
history behind that she thinks to it's races.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, there there were moments there when Dere was quite
ignorant and Garcel was very rightfully fucking frustrated. Yeah, but
like I genuinely think that that's still like it. There's
I do not believe that there's been any learning. I
don't think. I don't want to say that she's a racist,
(07:21):
but I'll let you say that.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
And I think there's some insensitive behavior and comments that
Garcel caught.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Uh yeah, but like in the right, like Garcela is
right to feel that Dere was being a little bit
got all right, ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
That clears up some stuff. Okay, So I finally watched
the intro packages, which I always love, which one does Kyle.
It's like it's like they're all on me or something
is pretty weird. I finally met uh.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Like now introducing my best product or something.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Everyone in their packages has either their husband or significant
other or some of their children.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Erica Jane baby has no what baby? And I thought,
why not have armie hammer there with some zip ties
right right right, or those fucking ear rings, oh my god?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Or Tom Wow, Tom, and Tom's nurse in the in
the background, and the little movement moving gift is she's
wheeling him in and then wheeling him back, and.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
He's shaking a stack of dollars behind because he hasn't
felt bad for what he did at all.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
And then somebody comes in with a flamethrower and then
just now I'm not saying incinerates him, but maybe like
an ankle, you know, because because that's what Anyways.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
I hate that old bastard.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah, he's very old.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
I'll get to Erica Jane later. I'm gonna call swamp Rat.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I don't I don't want the I don't want the
family involved at all. I think it should be a
solo shot, a turn with a fruit and that's it.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Oh, it's so fun to see on O C. T
am Rat with Ryan.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Hasn't it New York was always solo, right? It was
just the ladies.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
I really can't remember.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Sorry, this is a Mandela effect.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I feel like, no, no, no, no, I don't think
it was, because I do remember that there was a
I think there was a cultural moment when, uh, what
the fuck is Ramona's husband's name? Max husband? I couldn't no, no, no, Ramona.
He cheated on her with the train.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
I want to tell him.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Mauricio, but that's not his name. Him and Avery used
to background and then when they got divorce, she took
him out.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Wow, that's right, right.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Anyway, I actually liked the episode more than you guys.
I'm going to give it. What's our writing system, baby,
I'll give it fifty bass ex husband, let's go, babe.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I mean it's just yep. I thought it was Mauricio too.
You know why we thought it was Mauricio? Why Mario?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Goddamn? Okay, Mario Mario.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
She should should have stayed with Mario.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
She should have. You should have said listen, I will
accept that you get to do this once every three years.
Keep it away from me, keep it out of the press.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
I don't want any woman to have to stay with
a cheater. I fully support ramonacy well.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
And also doing the net worth. I'm she's well, I'm
gonna do a bump like Sonia Morgan. You're one hundred
and sixty three year old husband, wasn't fucking you? Okay,
we get it. Suck at the fuck up wait until
he fucking croaks and then gallivant for actually ever do it?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Couldn't guys stay alive forever with that kind of money
and let me give my baby what happened.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Jean Party?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Okay, So for babys, this season is not good because
we and I think that this Kyle needs to be
forcibly or passively removed from the show. Because when Kyle
begins lamenting and complaining about things, it's this weird like
(11:09):
it's like a magic trick where she's so upset, but
she's complaining about things that don't matter, like sending out invitations.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
With tears in her eyes, with tears in her.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Eyes when she talks about her life. It is in
such a divorced it's through such a divorced lens. And
the problems are so I mean, we spend We've spent
two and a half episodes fighting about an Instagram post
promoting a John Cougar Mellencamp show and whether or not
people are friends with Teddy Millon. We have to bump
(11:45):
it up a little bit. So if that's what we're
fighting about, and then we've piled in Sutton's spice girl,
you know, dust on top of it. None of it
makes sense because it's not that steaks aren't.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Every season of Real Housewives, because we've recapped a lot
of them, so I have to watch them with it,
like with a fine tooth comb to be able to
talk about it. They always start off with these stupid,
little nonsensical it's the fore place. It's like a bad
getting fingered. It's not even good fingering. Yeah, but we.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Will eventually take out Many times you and I felt
that it's like, this isn't even good.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
It's not even good.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Yeah, it's you take your hands out of my asshole, please,
because this isn't even good.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
That's right. But eventually we'll get to intercourse, right, Okay,
but that's usually around episode eight, Yeah, when we start
mixing it up anyway, you didn't give your babyes.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
The one tread of hope I have is that Garcel
has this robbery stuck in her crawl and I never
move past it, never let it go, never move past it.
Only be louder upon it.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Can I tell you why? And I know we got
to get into the show, but we are into the show.
Four babys Garcia going there is because she realizes that
her and p K are separated. She may what you
do when you're trying to interrogate someone, you take both
the people that you think are guilty of a cris
wedge ta you separate because you may find one that's
(13:16):
weaker to be able to get them to copy.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Well, let's see how the stories line up.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Right, it is not a conspiracy theory to think that
p K p K.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Well, it's definitely it's definitionally a conspiracy.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
But okay, I don't think so. But I really don't
know a conspiracy theory. Is Bigfoot exists? Uh, this is
quite possibly a fact. This is two plus two fucking
equals four. I don't put this past p K at all.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah, me neither. So we'll see what happens, but do
not stop bringing it up. I mean, we have to
keep hearing about this. Anyways, Let's get into the episode.
We kick things off with Garcel, who is she's not
getting She's not gonna cry at seeing the first shot
(14:11):
of what is either the Other Black Girl or the
real murders of Los Angeles.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
I actually know the name of this field. Yeah, it's
called Tempted by Love Okay, tempted by Love? Yes, and
given that it only has two reviews on Rotten Tomatoes
and it's been out for eight months. Yes, Yeah, Garcel's
mom didn't get to see it. I guess what she
wouldn't seen no one else. It's a piece of ship. Yeah, sorry,
(14:37):
step be embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
And I don't want to like diminish Garcel's accomplishments, right,
because Garcel has accomplished so much. Right. And we're I
said it last week, we're podcasters, Like you know, we're
a losers. How many of them are there?
Speaker 3 (14:54):
But I mean, come on, it's a lifetime It's something
you put on in the back round while you're vacuuming
your ivy.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
What are we the only time like lifetime movies are
to be you're supposed to get extremely high when you
watch them, and you're supposed to laugh at them because
they're that bad, or vacuum while they are you.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
You do this when it's seventeen minutes in and you're
trying to find something and you've already gone through thirty
six percent of the options, and you just say, fuck it,
this is where you land, and then you turn on
your vacuum and then every six minutes or so you
look at the screen and you say, Wow, she's getting killed.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
It's crazy. It's essentially like walking through the desert and
you find a little gulch and you're not sure what's
in the water, but you're very thirsty.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Yep, can I tell you what I think? A lot
of the business model is okay Ai wrote the script.
Who gives a shit about that?
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Right?
Speaker 3 (15:41):
It's the title, and there's the titillating part that someone's
going to have sex with someone's wife or husband, and
most of the cast is generally attractive, and that is
the recipe for life recipe.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
So yeah, astounding accomplishment, some other some other things happened.
De Ree has nice glasses.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Let's talk about hold on, she's applying sunscreen to Mick
Jagger's face. Mike Jaggers Axel must have been at piano
lessons or something.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Yeah, and then we go to Jack.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
That's right, right, Jack. And then we go to swamp
Rat's house.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Will you go to swamp Rat's house? And who is
swamp Ratt? That's Erica j got it? I cannot you
know what I'm going to give this episode? Actually seventy
eight babies because the scene with Erica Jane and her
therapist was yep, bliss.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Now, jen has been on at least five different reality
shows that I've watched, five different She loves being on.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
TV really, yes, yeah, oh wow, wow, it's amazing that
people pay her.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Still, she's kind of like Jax Taylor's reiki healer.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Yeah yeah, yeah. So we get to Jennifer Tilly's house
and some would say that Jennifer Tilly is quirky. Other
people would say that she's clinically insane.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Can I tell you something that I learned about this
house from the after show? This is her playhouse.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Well, but so she when she her husband actually bought
the lot next door when he was alive, and then
she after he died, decided I want to live in
this one too, So she's going to buy the house
on next door as well the lot next door. So
she keeps her and her boyfriend like to live like
little gremlins. She says, amongst like like two pieces of
(17:21):
paper in like one room with nothing, so they don't
they don't like big spaces, and they live in the
tiny house and then they have events and everything in
the other one. And I said, you're so fucking rich
and so weird. I love this woman so much.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
All right, I'm starting to tire of Jennifer Tilly. Okay, okay,
because she does something that I can't stand.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Pat She's a bit of a bear trap right now, Okay,
so I would just say, carefully had some honey.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Okay, Okay, Jennifer Tilly does something that old Patty has
a pet peeve of having worked in Los Angeles for
twenty years. Okay, she has a personal assistant.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
And does but doesn't need right.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Uh, can you make me a latte? Because I have
to look at my bank account because that's all I
need to do to Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
No, Jennifer Tilly is clinically insane, doesn't want to be alone. Right,
So we've first got the Tiffany of it.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
All she has was.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
She Tiffany in Chucky or something?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Okay, it's Chucky's bride, you know.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
As I've shared on this podcast, I think this is
why Dyll loves me is having lived here forever. I
have my little fingers in my life experiences through.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Every No, that's not why I love it. The wonder
reason I couldn't care less about that.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
The guy who created Chucky is a guy named Kevin Yaeger.
He's married to Catherine Hicks, who was on Seventh Heaven
with that guy who diddled.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Yeah, the diddler.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
I work for that. Kevin Yaeger fucking is a dick
And so can I get in trouble with you know
who else was allegedly allegedly in my opinion.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
You know what else was a dickhead? Aaron Yeager? Who's
Aaron Yeager, the Supreme Titan.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
I don't know that is fine, okay.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Sure, yeah, all right. So Kevin and his wife, this
is like fifteen years ago. They have fish tank. They
had goldfish in there and they were starting to inbread themselves.
And I brought this up to this fucking asshole, and
I says, you can't do this. Some of these fish
are being born without eyeballs, right, let's cool it. He
wouldn't hear any.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Of it, and fish should repreate.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
They actually have live babies. Wow, what do you mean
how they they?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (19:46):
So they they implant eggs.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Do they bang? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:49):
They bang? They well they see the eggs or whatever
from fertilized whatever. Anyway, So I did something that's probably
unethically appropriate, said these two people aren't listening to me.
They're both their heads are in the sky.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
You know.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
He's a big special effects guy. She's a nut bad actress.
I take the fish, some of them that were sick,
and I put him in a pond.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Good for you.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
He calls me, He said, what'd you do with my fish?
And I said, I took him because you're not listening
to me. Says, you know what, if you don't bring
those fish back, I'll fucking fire you. And I said,
you're gonna fire me anyway, ass, so go fuck yourself,
and he withheld payment. Fine, but that's what I who
created Chucky? Oh well, and then she called. She tried
to sweep me up. She goes, you know, I'm an actress.
(20:33):
I can probably help out with a lot of charities,
and like trying to go, why don't you bring the
fish back? I'm like, I talking to you either, good
for you?
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Pat? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck those people.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Chuckie's toscathered what Jesus said me. I never really made
it to Bride of Chucky, which is where this doll
is from. And the doll is served a glass of wine.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Also, I feel like the view now everything that pat
just said is completely of opinion and allegedly happened.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
I don't understand as a personal assistant, if somebody asks
you to give a doll a glass of wine, how
you don't run.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Those are the types of things that you, Dylan and
I couldn't be. We wouldn't. I at least I would
short circuit. But I don't think i'd do the task
because you would say to yourself, well, obviously you can't
be seriously asking me to do this, because no one
would do this. And then when you have that moment
where you realize no, no, that is what she's asking,
(21:26):
you have to run. You have to run.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Yeah, yeah, because she's clinically insane. Now she has a
lot of properties. She has a Vegas house and a
house in Malibu. There's a ghost there so she doesn't
like going there. And she also has two homes in
bel Air.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Yeah, so Rich, Congratulations, Sorry, I got caught.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
I got hit with a yawn. Sutton arrives and we're
getting ready for a denim and diamonds party. Now sorry,
Kyle is there as well. Now this is a big deal,
as I mentioned, because Kyle usually throws her parties with
mo Now This is an absurdly wealthy human being getting
(22:07):
in front of an entire production crew with multiple cameras,
maybe just one camera. It's kind of the same static
shot but lights and glamor and stuff, and saying that
she is unsure of what to do with her hands. Right,
She's despondent because the one hundred and fifty thousand dollars
(22:28):
parties that they've always thrown, they've always thrown together, and
she doesn't know what to put on the invitation. This
is why people hate Kyle Richards. Jennifer tilly Is is oblivious,
but with character. Kyle is a vanilla wafer of delusional privilege.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
But very curated vanilla wafer too now awful.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
It's also worth mentioning Ruby, you tell me if be
a fact checker, here was it, in fact Kyle who
essentially gave Mo the ultimatum, like either start being more
involved in this relationship or let's just separate. I think
she was the one who did this. Is that out there?
Speaker 1 (23:12):
I believe that she alleged there was something that happened
that broke her trust and she could not come back
from that, and also simultaneously alleges that he has not
cheated on her and that he's not having a midlife crisis.
So yeah, I think you're right.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
She is, like she's an honestly starting to She's She's
California's version of Britney from She's Beverly Hill's version of
Britney from Real Housewives of Salt Lake. At this point,
I mean, when Camille says, I've been there, honey, you
know they get with younger women, and she says she's projecting,
she doesn't know what the fuck I mean, that's Kyle
(23:47):
talking about the os Man. I mean it's it's pathetic behavior.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Yeah, I know it is. It is so Also, Kyle,
this is all alleged in just my thought file get
the house in eight until Mauricio has a hot young
girlfriend file Get the house in your name now, ye,
get everything set for your girls in perpetuity, and then
let the fucking chips fall where they may. Because these
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agency locations are closing left and right. You have no
idea what he's been up to for the last probably
eight years.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
He's having fun right now, and I want to get them.
You want to get him when he's having fun.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
I like where you guys are going with this because
let me tell you something. A business owner that has
this many employees, this many locations with the agency, you're
not going on dancing with the stars and doing selfies
at the gym, right, like that is someone who is
completely distracted from the actual business.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Yeah, yeah, get them now, get them now. Right. So
the girls chat about how mean Dard is and we
head over to her house. Okay, I'm getting hit with
these yawns left and right. It's seven o'clock. It's just crazy.
I'm not bored or anything. And you know, I have
a real problem with people go oh am, I boring
(24:59):
you when you're it's.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Like, no, you know, it's actually so ironic that you
say that, because deit like three separate times of their
reunion when she starts speaking, Andy yawns out of them
and she literally has said to him, oh am, I
boring you.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
And in that instance, yes, but in a lot of
other instances it's like, no, your breadth doesn't smell about it.
I'm just giving you a gum. I have a surplus
of gum. Anyway, So we hop on over.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
To Durite's house and Sutton's there, right.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
No. Erica arrives there and she sees Mick Jagger and says, hey, now,
Dart and Pique have not spoken in two weeks, and
the two of them really gush on bows, and then
we bean bag back and forth over So we're cutting
to two different shoots, and the women are talking about
(25:48):
a fight that escalated because of Deitt's kind of less
than transparent friendship with Teddy Mellencamp. That is what we're
talking about.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
That's right now. It's bad finger job.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Outright now, take your hands out of my asshole.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
But Sudden is also upset because this sister pack that
she proposed lasted about as long as Andy Dick out
of an AA meeting. Very not long.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Yeah. Andy Dick just stands up and says, I'm.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Throw with it a bear.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
You're cut.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Sorry, you can't do that here.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Yeah, great joke.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Pat. Thanks.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
I think that Sutton is insane. Yeah, like I I
really this when when we decided to call her volatile
and then she and then I can't remember who it was,
but I think DEI was like Sudden sometimes like you
get defensive when you're like under stress, and she goes,
wait a minute, I was like that was good. Oh wow,
(26:48):
it's kind of wild.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Yeah, totally. Mm hmm, So listen, I have nothing on this.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Yeah, look, not a lot happens, but I think this
segment all ends when suddenly Jennifer Tilly's creepy clock sounds.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
And oh that's true. Yeah, the clock goes off, Tiffany awakens,
grabs and if and kills everybody.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Also though, as it's singing and dinging used to be
on by Share. I just love her, you know.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Jennifer Tilly has that brag thing going on. Later on
the episode, she has a necklace that no one asks
her its origin, and yet she has to say it's Chanel.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Okay when she's in her cutaway and she says, if
you are going to reach out about what to wear
to a party, don't call me because I'm going to
be egregiously overdressed. Life is short. And I think that
she does it in a way that I'm like, you
know what, go for it. I fucking love it. You
are so rich you should be wearing channel necklaces to Starbucks.
(27:41):
Dree showing up to every place she goes in Fendy
that says, I am wearing Fendy like literally britten worse, inexcuseable.
Candi it's worse.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
So we get to Sutton heading over to Garcel. We're
moving stuff to the aux Snart house and Obby is
turned up. He's very gay and he's not really sure
why the fuck they're not paying for movers and Bobby not.
Everyone gets a check for three hundred and fifty k
at the beginning of No Right, So Garcel, this is
a big moment for Garsel, right, and much like the
(28:12):
pride that she feels about her films that are on lifetime.
And if you catch him and catch him, but if
you don't, it's okay. The world keeps spinning. How could
we possibly make the three of them driving to ox
Snart to unload furniture entertaining? And the answer is you can't, can't,
(28:36):
you can't do it.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
I don't think Sutton drove that. I think at some
point she got in her own car. Really, Pa from
production did the driver?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Yeah? I mean this, this was so crazy to me
that this took up I think twelve minutes of the episode. Inexcusable.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Now I am happy for Garcel. I mean by this
second property place turned out, because before she nod it, it
looked like a place where people cook mess right.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
One hundred percent and she's really glammed it up, and
you can you know, it's a beautiful home, right And
on the top deck, just a beautiful banister, it's beautiful.
And on the horizon, factor can see the oil rigs. Yeah,
it's like, why are we I could listen. I can't
afford it. But I'm also not going to sit here
(29:24):
for twelve minutes and have a parade for this.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
No, it's just here's feel bad.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
There are oil rigs in the background. Okay, there are
oil rigs in the background. You are a Haitian immigrant.
I get three hundred and twelve thousand dollars twelve times
a year for fun. Okay. And I say to you
here after driving, after you've told me that it's a
little under an hour, it's a really beautiful drive. It
took us an hour and fifty three minutes to get here.
And I'm sitting on this rooftop looking at these oil
refineries saying you are a beacon.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Right, okay, ok, thank you, right, And we're happy for
ourselves and it's more than we could ever afford.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
But like I am, I am, I'm really happy for
her and those oil rigs in her Eyeline as she
looks out at the ocean. This place is still a
dump and it's not impressive at all. And this show
is called The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. This is
supposed to be for Bravo if you think about it,
I mean they try to do it with to buy
and they kind of That show sucks. But anyway, this
(30:23):
is supposed to be us getting to see wealthy people. Okay,
this is middle classes family pulling their money together to
buy a second vacation home.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
You have to be wealthy to have a house by
the beach.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Not an ox not an Oxen.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
This is this is We're an Oxnard right now. Okay,
there are oil refineries. We're an ox nerd. Okay, I'm happy,
but we don't need this much time.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Listen. I'm happy because you're happy.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Yeah, and I wouldn't live there.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Garcel is the best, and that's why she's afforded so
much pomp and circumstance over this fucking piece a ship. No, no,
I'm kidding. No, it's a beautiful house.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Now, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
The most amazing thing happens on the balcony where Grsel
drops a dime and says, you know, I believe that,
you know in so many words with PK was tits
up on a lot of shit and he had people
break into the house and rob the place. That's why
(31:26):
he couldn't come home. There was too much heat.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Yeah, I agree. I think this is going to be
a juicy small a. The people who threw the bleach
will come out. The brothers will say no. He texted me.
He hired me from a non burner phone. We chatted,
then we got dinner a couple of times because he
wanted to say thank you in person, and that was that.
His name is Paul Kemsley.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
What do you mean thank you? All right, let's get
to Erica Jane's house and doctor Jen.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Doctor Jen used to be on Married at First Sight
to show that my wife and I watch Yeah horrible.
I wouldn't call her an expert because she was matching
people not good.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Well, Doctor Jay and doctor Jen has some good stuff
and some bad stuff. So Erica Jane is Erica Jane's
narrative since she divorced the criminal, the melted criminal, is
that she's struggling, right, she has lost everything. She's downsized
spiritually and physically. Right, she got a new Porsche last week. Yep,
(32:23):
she's pouring evy on for her therapist who is making
house calls.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Let's stop. Yeah right, let's stop. You're doing not just fun,
you're doing better than ninety nine point nine percent of
the planet.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
This is why swamp Rat is discussed, because swamp Rat
only talks about how horrible her life turned, right, right,
there's never any mention of the burn victims. That's right. Yeah,
I don't even have an ear on my right. Okay,
can I get my money?
Speaker 2 (32:55):
I'm supposed to have an ear.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
I think you are an ear?
Speaker 3 (33:00):
You do, right, I have too, man.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
I think that the moment where where doctor Jen has
to remind her that the reason that she didn't get
that pizza party was because she fucking lied, cheat, and
stole from burn victims and then drowned their relatives. That
didn't hit like as square as we would have hoped,
but it maybe.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
I think she that's exactly she said. Look, if you
turn into an actual human being someday, maybe maybe just
then you'll get a pizza like.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
I love doctor Jen going like because I can imagine
that house call was minimum five one hundred dollars minimum.
But she goes, when you're triggered by Sutton, I have
a hunch that Sutton's not the problem. I go, I go,
I mean what I mean? That's five hundred dollars worth
(33:51):
of revelatory information right there. I mean, your your life
is really moved forward. And you know, I've been to
therapy and sometimes people say things that are very obvious.
But you needed her, You needed to set a certain
way for it to land, right. But Jen really makes
her money when she tells Erica that the reason she
didn't get the pizza party is because she was binging
(34:15):
antidepressants and alcohol during the era when she was supposed
to have the pizza party. So like she was essentially
like you know that story, doctor Jack, mister hy you know,
it's like a metaphor for alcoholism. Right. You were the
bad one, right, and nobody wanted to have the pizza
party because they were afraid that you were going to
throw broken shards of glass at them. So that's why
you didn't have the pizza party. And in that moment,
(34:36):
I was like, doctor Jen's good in my book.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Yeah, okay, here change my opinion of her.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
All right, let's get this. Kyle's party bingo bango or
rip orang.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Okay, did you guys see the establishing shot of this?
It's like usually it's the wrapping up of the setting
up for the party as guests are starting to arrive.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Again, like, why are you doing this? This was the
thought of bringing in? Think about this? You have you
have all the money in the world, right Yo, I
want to throw a party. I want it to be
denim and diamonds. I'm going to go. I'm going to
(35:18):
find people exhausting they can bring a Western theme to
my house and then pay them to do I cannot
even imagine what would motivate someone to throw this.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
There? God, no, lovely little little.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
You see what I mean? Right? Well?
Speaker 3 (35:41):
Such a headache?
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Yes, but what else would she do?
Speaker 3 (35:48):
Yes? This is each cast member has to have their
little trip or a party. This is pretty elaborate.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
I'm telling you.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
I'm pretty sure I saw a mini horse arrive in
a clown car where it trobby and you see that one?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Yeah, yeah, I saw that. That was crazy. I mean, honestly,
this had to have cost between fifteen one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Easy, yeah, easy, with the labor one hundred percent That
being said, I think she does this all the time.
I do think that Kyle enjoys throwing parties. I love
that property so much. I think she should show it off.
Shut up about being sad about you don't know what
to put on the invitation?
Speaker 2 (36:23):
What?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Why are you putting your what do you did you?
What did you used to put it?
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Don't don't put that.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Kyle and Moe are still married and we want to
welcome you to denim and pearls outside. What's wrong with you?
Shut up and send an invitation. You're not sending invitations,
you're texting people. And I also think that when she
was getting her makeup done and she made that dumb
lady could dive a joke with her bouncing boobs.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Yeah yeah, your.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Daughters are ashamed, right, so please stop that. Don't do
this task.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
It's so nuts though, Like they're not they're not for
any occasion. They're done, They're just there. It's wild to me,
it's so foreign we.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
I would have liked to have seen the party more.
I just saw the burgers on the grill and the
bar tenders. They built like an entire bar wooden bar
saloon there that bolt.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
They had an electric bowl.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
Oh they brought an electric you can write that. It's
a it's a blow up that you read.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
I know. But but we're starting to line item this
thing out, and I mean.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
We're hitting fifty yep, but for no reason.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Okay, So the morally corrupt Camille Grammar arrives. She tries
to help Kyle understand what is going on with her husband,
as we mentioned, and Kyle Richards goes full Brittany. Yep,
I have an announcement. There's nothing wrong with my man.
How could you think that, though, because you know that
he's cheated on you.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
No, he hasn't.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
No, no, no, my situation isn't like yours at all.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
No, which is crazy because it's a carbon copy.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
No, it's exactly pretty much.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
I mean, didn't go to New York and to do
a Broadway play and then have sex with his personal assistantpregnator.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
But no, he just did Dancing with the stars and
then sorted of fuck his dance teacher. So it's like
it's not the same, but it's similar and so similar.
What I will say is I think that Kelsey and
Camille did deserve each other. Yeah, that's all.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
Yeah, So Kyle has turned.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
We talked about that, but yeah, Kyle is dangerously oblivious
to the world. So Dear and the gang arrived. Durit
just wants to have fun tonight. Okay, and Bose arrives
back from her daughter's Kingsanira in in Brazil. I love
the relationship that Bo's has with her daughter too. Okay,
So when you have money.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
You can't make it easy on your kids. You got
to put them to work to make them earn a
trip by having to do a PowerPoint presentation.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
So it's a little it's it's spoiling a little bit,
but when we look at the expenses, this feels so
much more meaningful to right, Like if you're going to
be kind of like Ivy Tower thinking and completely divorced
from like how most people really live, do it this way?
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Agreed, this is fun.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
She her daughter lost her father. They have a very closepond.
I think, I think it's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
I also think too, that her daughter seems like this
is not You're not getting her a brand new one
hundred and fifty thousand dollars Porsche for a first car,
you know. I think this is that culture is very
travel is cool.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
Yeah, that being said, I do like both great casting.
I am excited for the drama that will unfold with
her in the season too.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
I think Bos went about when the tribal council is called,
and I think we can get there. Bos goes about
being a housewife very definitely, you know. But anyways, the
tribal council is called.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
Oh one thoughe before though, is gar does share with
Sutton that PK has been texting Kyle.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
You know, oh my gosh, this thing.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
What she didn't mention was it was PK asking if
you could borrow a thirty grandy.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
This is my thing. We're talking about this right, like, oh,
I have this secret and it's not a secret. No,
Dark knows that he's doing it, and he knows that
she he's just asking her for thirty grand So like,
why why are we making a mountain at it?
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Also, what we've forgotten is that Durita actually took PK's
phone and did that because she needs him to get
the thirty because she needs it badca.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
This is not dirt, Okay. Garcel gets one one one
one tattooed on her wrist.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
Very stupid to get a tattoo at a party like this.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
We do not have enough Kathy Hilt in this episode,
but she maximizes her screen time better than anybody. She
steps into the tattoo booth and goes, that's our angel numbers.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
And then Sutton goes four, that's the number for the devil,
and then Garcel, who is so drunk at this point,
her and Kathy are like, no, no, it's six sixty six.
And then Kathy's like, there, Garcel, there you go. That's
what I said, very proud of herself. Oh yeah, oh.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
She's a godly woman.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
What prism of insanity do you have to exist in
to think that four is the number of the mark
of the beast.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
It's like Surprice saw the Omen and we had a
four on his head?
Speaker 2 (41:14):
Did he really No?
Speaker 3 (41:15):
He had six? I was like, maybe people are stupid.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Okay, So both Buzz wants to go to the tribal
council and she means it. When she says it, she well,
so sorry that that was a note that ended without
the correct amount.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Of the right words.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
Yeah, but everyone gets together and Sutton is called volatile.
Yes I believe by Erica Jane Jane Jennifer Tilley. Upon
hearing this accusation, says that she does not think that
(41:56):
it is a compliment.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
No, definitely not by the way this necklace is, you know.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
She also she does say that is an accurate way
to describe her though, that's right.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
Yeah, And Sutton raises her voice and Deree isn't in
a place where she can handle people raising their voices,
which is crazy because Deree has been awakened and screaming
for three episodes.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
I think, well, you just called people everyone here see
you next Tuesdays for very quite loudly. But I also
have a question for rich people. When Durite says she's
getting ready that she pulled these looks from her collection,
from her vintage collection, Ah, yes, yes, yes, what's what
is that your closet?
Speaker 3 (42:36):
Yeah? Also the I guess the closet that those those break.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
Right, those robbers don't like western She yeah, And.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
They were like what do we even do with this?
All right? So we ramp up to you're not angry
at me, You're angry at your life and this is
this is like, uh, there's a great scene in that
that Will Ferrell movie about the basketball team that nobody watched. Yeah,
(43:12):
I forgot that one pro am or something semi pro semiro.
They're all talking and they're levying insults at one another,
and then Will Ferrell, I believe, call someone a jive turkey,
and the room stops and the guy goes, did you
call me a fucking dive turkey? I had no idea
(43:35):
that this was as bad as it was. But the
women are oh, aghast.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
Oh they were taking a back, very big insult. Now
I'd forgotten the argument that they're having that started.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Oh, they were arguing about where the Teddy Mellencamp argument
got them to.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
And someone raising their voice in that sprinter.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
Two weeks right, which was again about that John Croker
mellen Camp. The show's not firing on all.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
Someone perhaps not, Well, you're right, Dell, this is where
you come in. Bose did jump in to call sutting out,
and uh.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
Yeah, and she was correct and just got in got out.
Now Camille gets involved.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
Oh yes, because she's also had loss. Yeah, that mansion
down and then she lost a personal assistant. He didn't
lose his life. He quit after the fire and filed
the worker's.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
But he was incinerated. Yeah, and Camille told him he
had to stay at the house, so.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
That's why she locked the doors, and that's why he
filed that when.
Speaker 3 (44:38):
She said she had lost too.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
But when she was like, I just have to sorry,
just sorry, I just have to sorry, guys. I just
I'm sorry. I have to butt in here, Okay, I was.
I just She's incredible and she didn't expect to be
slapped in the face with that.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
Why are you here? Oh my god? Did I just
do bade you?
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Du might as well have been because she is vicerated
Camille Graham.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
It was wonderful to see Durret's behaving like she has
nothing to lose.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
I know she doesn't.
Speaker 3 (45:11):
Pat she doesn't she has negative no, like she has
negative of dollars.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
So I think that's fucking.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
When she says that she wants to go to this
party to forget about her problems, and then she follows
it up by saying, just for an hour, I don't
want to feel panic, I was like, that's so interesting,
because I feel like if people are going through a
very serious and kind of tumultuous divorce, it would be
maybe not panic unless you were going to be inevitably bankrupt,
but probably like deep sadness, loneliness, heartbreak, panic, panic is.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
A very insighting word. Yeah, I think you're right, Patty.
I think I think we got a Rubik's cube that's
all white with things your honor.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
We can't turn it anymore.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
I don't you what what is the point of this? No,
but d is kind of on a walkabout right now.
She just has a spear and she's just walking about.
So Durit beats the shit out of Camille and then
Deit and Sutton go out it a little bit more,
after which Sutton says, I will always be there for you,
(46:16):
and that's how we end ours. Yep, Sisters, get in
the comments. Let us know what you thought of the episode.
Everybody have a Marry Mary, Honkkah Merry Merry Christmas. I
think Honkah starts on Christmas or Boxing David.
Speaker 3 (46:28):
Show it changes every year, right. Oh yeah, I stupidly
thought that it had already begun. I announced Dylan.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Hey, we'll take it.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
Pat threw a shot in the dark. He said, happy Honica.
I was like, let's put me in a panic. Did
we not light candles? So happy holidays everybody listening. We
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Slash another podcast network for Real Housewives of Salt Lake
City APS, PMZ and more. Happy five I'm doing saying
good bye Pat, say goodbye Brille.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
He I am still want a bail.
Speaker 3 (47:06):
Out, I still want the battle still and ye
You are a beacon, right, Okay, thank you, right.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
And we're happy for ourselves. I am, it's more than
we could ever afford.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
But like I am, I am, I'm really happy for
her and those oil rigs, her inner eyeline as she
looks out of the ocean. This place is still a
dump and it's not impressive at all.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Hill. Welcome to another by. It's a bad TV episode?
Should we do it again? Or was that good?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
That was great?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Okay, yeah, baby, we're herebe It's time to break down
the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Man mm hm, I am.
I said it last week and I remained steadfast in
my grave concern for the quality of this season. Really,
(00:55):
but before we get to any of that, go to
Patreon dot com Slash another podcast network. We have Salt
Lake City there, which.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Firing on all Ende.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
That's like a kid who's just independent and doing well
in school. You don't have to worry about them or her.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
They got the assignment, they packed it in their backpack,
they took it home, and they finished it. In fact,
they typed it out.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Now, Real Housewives Beverly Hills is a little bit like me.
Why does your backpack look like this. Okay, we need
some extra attention here.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Where is your backpack?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Where is the backpack? Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
A dog? Ain't it right?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
And are we going to end up on the other side?
And you actually were telling the truth and there was
a dog that completely consumed the backpack. I don't think so.
I think that this show is struggling right now. But
there's also lots of stuff at patreon dot com. Like
another podcast show. We just had a very big announcement.
Oh yeah, big announcement. So that's fun, that's great.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
You don't want to miss that. It's worth the five
bucks to hear that.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
It's also we don't want to now you build it up, man,
that's how. It's not something that people should be charged
to hear. But yeah, but the point being is we
have a circle of trust to Patreon and it's a good,
good time back there. So fucking go up to somebody,
put all five or four or three keys in your
(02:20):
hand and say, if you don't give me five dollars,
I'm gonna punch you.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I'm gonna punch you.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Give it to me now, yeah, and then take that
five dollars, go pature on. It comes to another podcast network,
or walk into literally any establishment and just steal shit. No,
say I'm gonna sue. Oh yeah, say I'm gonna sue.
That could be John, that could be Long Joint Silvers,
that could be seven eleven, that could be Excellent Mobile,
that could be Macy's. Just start screaming about how you
(02:46):
gonna sue and say you'll settle for five dollars.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Go Pature on a conversation another podcast network. We also
as the Salt Lake City is actually magnificent.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
It is. It's a masterpiece.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
This one is not What are we thinking about this episode?
How much any Babays do we give it?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Ruby? You want to go first?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I would love to.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I have to.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Okay, I watched the after shows of these episodes, which
adds a lot of spice to me. M wasn't great,
but Jennifer Tilly is a hoot. Camille was a welcome,
little desperate sprinkle. Yeah, Deurit is continuing to unravel in
a way that I find enjoyable to watch.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
She's a way people do.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I think, Yeah, And I think that Sutton is right.
Kyle has got a file for fucking divorce and Deurite
has got to get her multiple bankruptcies in preparation for
being multiple bankruptcies.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
So I we talked about it last week. I mean,
how do you how do you cut?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
How do you divvy up minus twelve million dollars in ten?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah? All right?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
U six million US six million? Get out of here.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
It's like a Rubik's cube with all the same color.
It's like, there's no thing. How do you can't can't
even do this?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Drive you mad?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeah, that'd be terrible.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
What did Camille say about fair Resnik the morally bankrupt?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Morley bankrupt?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
No, I think it was different the Morley corrupts. How
many babies do you give it?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Are Morley crypt? I would give it sixty three baby.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Here's the thing about the after shows. Is dereite doing
any with Kyle?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Nope?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Just Bo's okay, good, because that right there would be
quite the tell. You know, like you can't have the
two of them sitting next to each each other on
the after.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Show because then you know it would make any sense?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Okay, Pat? How many babys? Well?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
First off, I do want to mention a couple of things.
I am loving this new Dereit, and I can't stand
these agreed I can't stand her in PK up until
now her calling Camille a cunt. Okay, yeah, and then
a stupid one at then I hate Camille. She's so
deserved it Sure. One time, when I own that company
(04:57):
on Hollywood Boulevard, this guy I really, really really hated. No,
he's a different guy. He was what we call an enforcer.
He got hit by a car and then he pulled
out a knife, and then this other guy that I
knew was the guy that hit him, and I hated
both of them. And I was like, I don't know
(05:17):
who to root for because I wrote.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
You root for a Romeo and Julia. I kind of
double take.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
That's right, I was kind of so anyway, Okay, first
thing I want to point out is I finally watched
the packages of when they got.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
He pulled out the knife to attack the man who
was He wasn't trying.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
To say they knew each other. He was trying to
hit him. He was trying to run him over. They
were fighting over money.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Because stab a car is like a bad idea.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
No, the guy got out of the car, he pulled
out a knife on him.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
It was did they did they stab?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Now? It got broken up I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
I just wanted to.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
What was the man next to you, Zaslov? What was this?
What was he called?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
You know, people are so letigious now and people listen.
People have found me that know me in that and
they've met, and I don't like that they found me. Yeah,
I mean that comes with a certain level of fame.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
But pat won't go to Franks. You get killed, He'll
get killed. I think it's bullshit. I think we're gonna markt.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
It moves, let's go there.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I honestly, I think that you there is a there's
a a multiverse where you get whacked, right, But and
I understand you not wanting to risk being killed, But
I really would like to have a nice evening. It
moves on Franks with Patty.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
But only if I can go in through the back door.
Well that's the only way you go on the front door.
You used to go on the front door all the time.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Nobody goes to the front.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
You could wear a wig and we'll take you through
the back. You'll have one martini and we'll drive you home.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I have a great idea blackface nice.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
No one recommends me, not.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
A single soul. How many babas hold on.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
I want to ask Ruby this because you're the expert here, Garcel. Yep,
she has a real axe to grind with. Tori's the
history behind that she thinks to it's races.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, there there were moments there when Dere was quite
ignorant and Garcel was very rightfully fucking frustrated. Yeah, but
like I genuinely think that that's still like it. There's
I do not believe that there's been any learning. I
don't think. I don't want to say that she's a racist,
(07:21):
but I'll let you say that.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
And I think there's some insensitive behavior and comments that
Garcel caught.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Uh yeah, but like in the right, like Garcela is
right to feel that Dere was being a little bit
got all right, ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
That clears up some stuff. Okay, So I finally watched
the intro packages, which I always love, which one does Kyle.
It's like it's like they're all on me or something
is pretty weird. I finally met uh.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Like now introducing my best product or something.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Everyone in their packages has either their husband or significant
other or some of their children.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Erica Jane baby has no what baby? And I thought,
why not have armie hammer there with some zip ties
right right right, or those fucking ear rings, oh my god?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Or Tom Wow, Tom, and Tom's nurse in the in
the background, and the little movement moving gift is she's
wheeling him in and then wheeling him back, and.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
He's shaking a stack of dollars behind because he hasn't
felt bad for what he did at all.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
And then somebody comes in with a flamethrower and then
just now I'm not saying incinerates him, but maybe like
an ankle, you know, because because that's what Anyways.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
I hate that old bastard.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah, he's very old.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
I'll get to Erica Jane later. I'm gonna call swamp Rat.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I don't I don't want the I don't want the
family involved at all. I think it should be a
solo shot, a turn with a fruit and that's it.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Oh, it's so fun to see on O C. T
am Rat with Ryan.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Hasn't it New York was always solo, right? It was
just the ladies.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
I really can't remember.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Sorry, this is a Mandela effect.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I feel like, no, no, no, no, I don't think
it was, because I do remember that there was a
I think there was a cultural moment when, uh, what
the fuck is Ramona's husband's name? Max husband? I couldn't no, no, no, Ramona.
He cheated on her with the train.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
I want to tell him.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Mauricio, but that's not his name. Him and Avery used
to background and then when they got divorce, she took
him out.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Wow, that's right, right.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Anyway, I actually liked the episode more than you guys.
I'm going to give it. What's our writing system, baby,
I'll give it fifty bass ex husband, let's go, babe.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I mean it's just yep. I thought it was Mauricio too.
You know why we thought it was Mauricio? Why Mario?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Goddamn? Okay, Mario Mario.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
She should should have stayed with Mario.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
She should have. You should have said listen, I will
accept that you get to do this once every three years.
Keep it away from me, keep it out of the press.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
I don't want any woman to have to stay with
a cheater. I fully support ramonacy well.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
And also doing the net worth. I'm she's well, I'm
gonna do a bump like Sonia Morgan. You're one hundred
and sixty three year old husband, wasn't fucking you? Okay,
we get it. Suck at the fuck up wait until
he fucking croaks and then gallivant for actually ever do it?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Couldn't guys stay alive forever with that kind of money
and let me give my baby what happened.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Jean Party?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Okay, So for babys, this season is not good because
we and I think that this Kyle needs to be
forcibly or passively removed from the show. Because when Kyle
begins lamenting and complaining about things, it's this weird like
(11:09):
it's like a magic trick where she's so upset, but
she's complaining about things that don't matter, like sending out invitations.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
With tears in her eyes, with tears in her.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Eyes when she talks about her life. It is in
such a divorced it's through such a divorced lens. And
the problems are so I mean, we spend We've spent
two and a half episodes fighting about an Instagram post
promoting a John Cougar Mellencamp show and whether or not
people are friends with Teddy Millon. We have to bump
(11:45):
it up a little bit. So if that's what we're
fighting about, and then we've piled in Sutton's spice girl,
you know, dust on top of it. None of it
makes sense because it's not that steaks aren't.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Every season of Real Housewives, because we've recapped a lot
of them, so I have to watch them with it,
like with a fine tooth comb to be able to
talk about it. They always start off with these stupid,
little nonsensical it's the fore place. It's like a bad
getting fingered. It's not even good fingering. Yeah, but we.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Will eventually take out Many times you and I felt
that it's like, this isn't even good.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
It's not even good.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Yeah, it's you take your hands out of my asshole, please,
because this isn't even good.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
That's right. But eventually we'll get to intercourse, right, Okay,
but that's usually around episode eight, Yeah, when we start
mixing it up anyway, you didn't give your babyes.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
The one tread of hope I have is that Garcel
has this robbery stuck in her crawl and I never
move past it, never let it go, never move past it.
Only be louder upon it.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Can I tell you why? And I know we got
to get into the show, but we are into the show.
Four babys Garcia going there is because she realizes that
her and p K are separated. She may what you
do when you're trying to interrogate someone, you take both
the people that you think are guilty of a cris
wedge ta you separate because you may find one that's
(13:16):
weaker to be able to get them to copy.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Well, let's see how the stories line up.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Right, it is not a conspiracy theory to think that
p K p K.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Well, it's definitely it's definitionally a conspiracy.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
But okay, I don't think so. But I really don't
know a conspiracy theory. Is Bigfoot exists? Uh, this is
quite possibly a fact. This is two plus two fucking
equals four. I don't put this past p K at all.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah, me neither. So we'll see what happens, but do
not stop bringing it up. I mean, we have to
keep hearing about this. Anyways, Let's get into the episode.
We kick things off with Garcel, who is she's not
getting She's not gonna cry at seeing the first shot
(14:11):
of what is either the Other Black Girl or the
real murders of Los Angeles.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
I actually know the name of this field. Yeah, it's
called Tempted by Love Okay, tempted by Love? Yes, and
given that it only has two reviews on Rotten Tomatoes
and it's been out for eight months. Yes, Yeah, Garcel's
mom didn't get to see it. I guess what she
wouldn't seen no one else. It's a piece of ship. Yeah, sorry,
(14:37):
step be embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
And I don't want to like diminish Garcel's accomplishments, right,
because Garcel has accomplished so much. Right. And we're I
said it last week, we're podcasters, Like you know, we're
a losers. How many of them are there?
Speaker 3 (14:54):
But I mean, come on, it's a lifetime It's something
you put on in the back round while you're vacuuming
your ivy.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
What are we the only time like lifetime movies are
to be you're supposed to get extremely high when you
watch them, and you're supposed to laugh at them because
they're that bad, or vacuum while they are you.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
You do this when it's seventeen minutes in and you're
trying to find something and you've already gone through thirty
six percent of the options, and you just say, fuck it,
this is where you land, and then you turn on
your vacuum and then every six minutes or so you
look at the screen and you say, Wow, she's getting killed.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
It's crazy. It's essentially like walking through the desert and
you find a little gulch and you're not sure what's
in the water, but you're very thirsty.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Yep, can I tell you what I think? A lot
of the business model is okay Ai wrote the script.
Who gives a shit about that?
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Right?
Speaker 3 (15:41):
It's the title, and there's the titillating part that someone's
going to have sex with someone's wife or husband, and
most of the cast is generally attractive, and that is
the recipe for life recipe.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
So yeah, astounding accomplishment, some other some other things happened.
De Ree has nice glasses.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Let's talk about hold on, she's applying sunscreen to Mick
Jagger's face. Mike Jaggers Axel must have been at piano
lessons or something.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Yeah, and then we go to Jack.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
That's right, right, Jack. And then we go to swamp
Rat's house.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Will you go to swamp Rat's house? And who is
swamp Ratt? That's Erica j got it? I cannot you
know what I'm going to give this episode? Actually seventy
eight babies because the scene with Erica Jane and her
therapist was yep, bliss.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Now, jen has been on at least five different reality
shows that I've watched, five different She loves being on.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
TV really, yes, yeah, oh wow, wow, it's amazing that
people pay her.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Still, she's kind of like Jax Taylor's reiki healer.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Yeah yeah, yeah. So we get to Jennifer Tilly's house
and some would say that Jennifer Tilly is quirky. Other
people would say that she's clinically insane.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Can I tell you something that I learned about this
house from the after show? This is her playhouse.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Well, but so she when she her husband actually bought
the lot next door when he was alive, and then
she after he died, decided I want to live in
this one too, So she's going to buy the house
on next door as well the lot next door. So
she keeps her and her boyfriend like to live like
little gremlins. She says, amongst like like two pieces of
(17:21):
paper in like one room with nothing, so they don't
they don't like big spaces, and they live in the
tiny house and then they have events and everything in
the other one. And I said, you're so fucking rich
and so weird. I love this woman so much.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
All right, I'm starting to tire of Jennifer Tilly. Okay, okay,
because she does something that I can't stand.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Pat She's a bit of a bear trap right now, Okay,
so I would just say, carefully had some honey.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Okay, Okay, Jennifer Tilly does something that old Patty has
a pet peeve of having worked in Los Angeles for
twenty years. Okay, she has a personal assistant.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
And does but doesn't need right.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Uh, can you make me a latte? Because I have
to look at my bank account because that's all I
need to do to Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
No, Jennifer Tilly is clinically insane, doesn't want to be alone. Right,
So we've first got the Tiffany of it.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
All she has was.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
She Tiffany in Chucky or something?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Okay, it's Chucky's bride, you know.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
As I've shared on this podcast, I think this is
why Dyll loves me is having lived here forever. I
have my little fingers in my life experiences through.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Every No, that's not why I love it. The wonder
reason I couldn't care less about that.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
The guy who created Chucky is a guy named Kevin Yaeger.
He's married to Catherine Hicks, who was on Seventh Heaven
with that guy who diddled.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Yeah, the diddler.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
I work for that. Kevin Yaeger fucking is a dick
And so can I get in trouble with you know
who else was allegedly allegedly in my opinion.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
You know what else was a dickhead? Aaron Yeager? Who's
Aaron Yeager, the Supreme Titan.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
I don't know that is fine, okay.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Sure, yeah, all right. So Kevin and his wife, this
is like fifteen years ago. They have fish tank. They
had goldfish in there and they were starting to inbread themselves.
And I brought this up to this fucking asshole, and
I says, you can't do this. Some of these fish
are being born without eyeballs, right, let's cool it. He
wouldn't hear any.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Of it, and fish should repreate.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
They actually have live babies. Wow, what do you mean
how they they?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (19:46):
So they they implant eggs.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Do they bang? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:49):
They bang? They well they see the eggs or whatever
from fertilized whatever. Anyway, So I did something that's probably
unethically appropriate, said these two people aren't listening to me.
They're both their heads are in the sky.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
You know.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
He's a big special effects guy. She's a nut bad actress.
I take the fish, some of them that were sick,
and I put him in a pond.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Good for you.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
He calls me, He said, what'd you do with my fish?
And I said, I took him because you're not listening
to me. Says, you know what, if you don't bring
those fish back, I'll fucking fire you. And I said,
you're gonna fire me anyway, ass, so go fuck yourself,
and he withheld payment. Fine, but that's what I who
created Chucky? Oh well, and then she called. She tried
to sweep me up. She goes, you know, I'm an actress.
(20:33):
I can probably help out with a lot of charities,
and like trying to go, why don't you bring the
fish back? I'm like, I talking to you either, good
for you?
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Pat? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck those people.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Chuckie's toscathered what Jesus said me. I never really made
it to Bride of Chucky, which is where this doll
is from. And the doll is served a glass of wine.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Also, I feel like the view now everything that pat
just said is completely of opinion and allegedly happened.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
I don't understand as a personal assistant, if somebody asks
you to give a doll a glass of wine, how
you don't run.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Those are the types of things that you, Dylan and
I couldn't be. We wouldn't. I at least I would
short circuit. But I don't think i'd do the task
because you would say to yourself, well, obviously you can't
be seriously asking me to do this, because no one
would do this. And then when you have that moment
where you realize no, no, that is what she's asking,
(21:26):
you have to run. You have to run.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Yeah, yeah, because she's clinically insane. Now she has a
lot of properties. She has a Vegas house and a
house in Malibu. There's a ghost there so she doesn't
like going there. And she also has two homes in
bel Air.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Yeah, so Rich, Congratulations, Sorry, I got caught.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
I got hit with a yawn. Sutton arrives and we're
getting ready for a denim and diamonds party. Now sorry,
Kyle is there as well. Now this is a big deal,
as I mentioned, because Kyle usually throws her parties with
mo Now This is an absurdly wealthy human being getting
(22:07):
in front of an entire production crew with multiple cameras,
maybe just one camera. It's kind of the same static
shot but lights and glamor and stuff, and saying that
she is unsure of what to do with her hands. Right,
She's despondent because the one hundred and fifty thousand dollars
(22:28):
parties that they've always thrown, they've always thrown together, and
she doesn't know what to put on the invitation. This
is why people hate Kyle Richards. Jennifer tilly Is is oblivious,
but with character. Kyle is a vanilla wafer of delusional privilege.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
But very curated vanilla wafer too now awful.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
It's also worth mentioning Ruby, you tell me if be
a fact checker, here was it, in fact Kyle who
essentially gave Mo the ultimatum, like either start being more
involved in this relationship or let's just separate. I think
she was the one who did this. Is that out there?
Speaker 1 (23:12):
I believe that she alleged there was something that happened
that broke her trust and she could not come back
from that, and also simultaneously alleges that he has not
cheated on her and that he's not having a midlife crisis.
So yeah, I think you're right.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
She is, like she's an honestly starting to She's She's
California's version of Britney from She's Beverly Hill's version of
Britney from Real Housewives of Salt Lake. At this point,
I mean, when Camille says, I've been there, honey, you
know they get with younger women, and she says she's projecting,
she doesn't know what the fuck I mean, that's Kyle
(23:47):
talking about the os Man. I mean it's it's pathetic behavior.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Yeah, I know it is. It is so Also, Kyle,
this is all alleged in just my thought file get
the house in eight until Mauricio has a hot young
girlfriend file Get the house in your name now, ye,
get everything set for your girls in perpetuity, and then
let the fucking chips fall where they may. Because these
(24:11):
agency locations are closing left and right. You have no
idea what he's been up to for the last probably
eight years.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
He's having fun right now, and I want to get them.
You want to get him when he's having fun.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
I like where you guys are going with this because
let me tell you something. A business owner that has
this many employees, this many locations with the agency, you're
not going on dancing with the stars and doing selfies
at the gym, right, like that is someone who is
completely distracted from the actual business.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Yeah, yeah, get them now, get them now. Right. So
the girls chat about how mean Dard is and we
head over to her house. Okay, I'm getting hit with
these yawns left and right. It's seven o'clock. It's just crazy.
I'm not bored or anything. And you know, I have
a real problem with people go oh am, I boring
(24:59):
you when you're it's.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Like, no, you know, it's actually so ironic that you
say that, because deit like three separate times of their
reunion when she starts speaking, Andy yawns out of them
and she literally has said to him, oh am, I
boring you.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
And in that instance, yes, but in a lot of
other instances it's like, no, your breadth doesn't smell about it.
I'm just giving you a gum. I have a surplus
of gum. Anyway, So we hop on over.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
To Durite's house and Sutton's there, right.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
No. Erica arrives there and she sees Mick Jagger and says, hey, now,
Dart and Pique have not spoken in two weeks, and
the two of them really gush on bows, and then
we bean bag back and forth over So we're cutting
to two different shoots, and the women are talking about
(25:48):
a fight that escalated because of Deitt's kind of less
than transparent friendship with Teddy Mellencamp. That is what we're
talking about.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
That's right now. It's bad finger job.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Outright now, take your hands out of my asshole.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
But Sudden is also upset because this sister pack that
she proposed lasted about as long as Andy Dick out
of an AA meeting. Very not long.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Yeah. Andy Dick just stands up and says, I'm.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Throw with it a bear.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
You're cut.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Sorry, you can't do that here.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Yeah, great joke.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Pat. Thanks.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
I think that Sutton is insane. Yeah, like I I
really this when when we decided to call her volatile
and then she and then I can't remember who it was,
but I think DEI was like Sudden sometimes like you
get defensive when you're like under stress, and she goes,
wait a minute, I was like that was good. Oh wow,
(26:48):
it's kind of wild.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Yeah, totally. Mm hmm, So listen, I have nothing on this.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Yeah, look, not a lot happens, but I think this
segment all ends when suddenly Jennifer Tilly's creepy clock sounds.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
And oh that's true. Yeah, the clock goes off, Tiffany awakens,
grabs and if and kills everybody.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Also though, as it's singing and dinging used to be
on by Share. I just love her, you know.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Jennifer Tilly has that brag thing going on. Later on
the episode, she has a necklace that no one asks
her its origin, and yet she has to say it's Chanel.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Okay when she's in her cutaway and she says, if
you are going to reach out about what to wear
to a party, don't call me because I'm going to
be egregiously overdressed. Life is short. And I think that
she does it in a way that I'm like, you
know what, go for it. I fucking love it. You
are so rich you should be wearing channel necklaces to Starbucks.
(27:41):
Dree showing up to every place she goes in Fendy
that says, I am wearing Fendy like literally britten worse, inexcuseable.
Candi it's worse.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
So we get to Sutton heading over to Garcel. We're
moving stuff to the aux Snart house and Obby is
turned up. He's very gay and he's not really sure
why the fuck they're not paying for movers and Bobby not.
Everyone gets a check for three hundred and fifty k
at the beginning of No Right, So Garcel, this is
a big moment for Garsel, right, and much like the
(28:12):
pride that she feels about her films that are on lifetime.
And if you catch him and catch him, but if
you don't, it's okay. The world keeps spinning. How could
we possibly make the three of them driving to ox
Snart to unload furniture entertaining? And the answer is you can't, can't,
(28:36):
you can't do it.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
I don't think Sutton drove that. I think at some
point she got in her own car. Really, Pa from
production did the driver?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Yeah? I mean this, this was so crazy to me
that this took up I think twelve minutes of the episode. Inexcusable.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Now I am happy for Garcel. I mean by this
second property place turned out, because before she nod it, it
looked like a place where people cook mess right.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
One hundred percent and she's really glammed it up, and
you can you know, it's a beautiful home, right And
on the top deck, just a beautiful banister, it's beautiful.
And on the horizon, factor can see the oil rigs. Yeah,
it's like, why are we I could listen. I can't
afford it. But I'm also not going to sit here
(29:24):
for twelve minutes and have a parade for this.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
No, it's just here's feel bad.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
There are oil rigs in the background. Okay, there are
oil rigs in the background. You are a Haitian immigrant.
I get three hundred and twelve thousand dollars twelve times
a year for fun. Okay. And I say to you
here after driving, after you've told me that it's a
little under an hour, it's a really beautiful drive. It
took us an hour and fifty three minutes to get here.
And I'm sitting on this rooftop looking at these oil
refineries saying you are a beacon.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Right, okay, ok, thank you, right, And we're happy for
ourselves and it's more than we could ever afford.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
But like I am, I am, I'm really happy for
her and those oil rigs in her Eyeline as she
looks out at the ocean. This place is still a
dump and it's not impressive at all. And this show
is called The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. This is
supposed to be for Bravo if you think about it,
I mean they try to do it with to buy
and they kind of That show sucks. But anyway, this
(30:23):
is supposed to be us getting to see wealthy people. Okay,
this is middle classes family pulling their money together to
buy a second vacation home.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
You have to be wealthy to have a house by
the beach.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Not an ox not an Oxen.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
This is this is We're an Oxnard right now. Okay,
there are oil refineries. We're an ox nerd. Okay, I'm happy,
but we don't need this much time.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Listen. I'm happy because you're happy.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Yeah, and I wouldn't live there.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Garcel is the best, and that's why she's afforded so
much pomp and circumstance over this fucking piece a ship. No, no,
I'm kidding. No, it's a beautiful house.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Now, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
The most amazing thing happens on the balcony where Grsel
drops a dime and says, you know, I believe that,
you know in so many words with PK was tits
up on a lot of shit and he had people
break into the house and rob the place. That's why
(31:26):
he couldn't come home. There was too much heat.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Yeah, I agree. I think this is going to be
a juicy small a. The people who threw the bleach
will come out. The brothers will say no. He texted me.
He hired me from a non burner phone. We chatted,
then we got dinner a couple of times because he
wanted to say thank you in person, and that was that.
His name is Paul Kemsley.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
What do you mean thank you? All right, let's get
to Erica Jane's house and doctor Jen.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Doctor Jen used to be on Married at First Sight
to show that my wife and I watch Yeah horrible.
I wouldn't call her an expert because she was matching
people not good.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Well, Doctor Jay and doctor Jen has some good stuff
and some bad stuff. So Erica Jane is Erica Jane's
narrative since she divorced the criminal, the melted criminal, is
that she's struggling, right, she has lost everything. She's downsized
spiritually and physically. Right, she got a new Porsche last week. Yep,
(32:23):
she's pouring evy on for her therapist who is making
house calls.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Let's stop. Yeah right, let's stop. You're doing not just fun,
you're doing better than ninety nine point nine percent of
the planet.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
This is why swamp Rat is discussed, because swamp Rat
only talks about how horrible her life turned, right, right,
there's never any mention of the burn victims. That's right. Yeah,
I don't even have an ear on my right. Okay,
can I get my money?
Speaker 2 (32:55):
I'm supposed to have an ear.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
I think you are an ear?
Speaker 3 (33:00):
You do, right, I have too, man.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
I think that the moment where where doctor Jen has
to remind her that the reason that she didn't get
that pizza party was because she fucking lied, cheat, and
stole from burn victims and then drowned their relatives. That
didn't hit like as square as we would have hoped,
but it maybe.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
I think she that's exactly she said. Look, if you
turn into an actual human being someday, maybe maybe just
then you'll get a pizza like.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
I love doctor Jen going like because I can imagine
that house call was minimum five one hundred dollars minimum.
But she goes, when you're triggered by Sutton, I have
a hunch that Sutton's not the problem. I go, I go,
I mean what I mean? That's five hundred dollars worth
(33:51):
of revelatory information right there. I mean, your your life
is really moved forward. And you know, I've been to
therapy and sometimes people say things that are very obvious.
But you needed her, You needed to set a certain
way for it to land, right. But Jen really makes
her money when she tells Erica that the reason she
didn't get the pizza party is because she was binging
(34:15):
antidepressants and alcohol during the era when she was supposed
to have the pizza party. So like she was essentially
like you know that story, doctor Jack, mister hy you know,
it's like a metaphor for alcoholism. Right. You were the
bad one, right, and nobody wanted to have the pizza
party because they were afraid that you were going to
throw broken shards of glass at them. So that's why
you didn't have the pizza party. And in that moment,
(34:36):
I was like, doctor Jen's good in my book.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Yeah, okay, here change my opinion of her.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
All right, let's get this. Kyle's party bingo bango or
rip orang.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Okay, did you guys see the establishing shot of this?
It's like usually it's the wrapping up of the setting
up for the party as guests are starting to arrive.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Again, like, why are you doing this? This was the
thought of bringing in? Think about this? You have you
have all the money in the world, right Yo, I
want to throw a party. I want it to be
denim and diamonds. I'm going to go. I'm going to
(35:18):
find people exhausting they can bring a Western theme to
my house and then pay them to do I cannot
even imagine what would motivate someone to throw this.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
There? God, no, lovely little little.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
You see what I mean? Right? Well?
Speaker 3 (35:41):
Such a headache?
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Yes, but what else would she do?
Speaker 3 (35:48):
Yes? This is each cast member has to have their
little trip or a party. This is pretty elaborate.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
I'm telling you.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
I'm pretty sure I saw a mini horse arrive in
a clown car where it trobby and you see that one?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Yeah, yeah, I saw that. That was crazy. I mean, honestly,
this had to have cost between fifteen one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Easy, yeah, easy, with the labor one hundred percent That
being said, I think she does this all the time.
I do think that Kyle enjoys throwing parties. I love
that property so much. I think she should show it off.
Shut up about being sad about you don't know what
to put on the invitation?
Speaker 2 (36:23):
What?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Why are you putting your what do you did you?
What did you used to put it?
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Don't don't put that.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Kyle and Moe are still married and we want to
welcome you to denim and pearls outside. What's wrong with you?
Shut up and send an invitation. You're not sending invitations,
you're texting people. And I also think that when she
was getting her makeup done and she made that dumb
lady could dive a joke with her bouncing boobs.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Yeah yeah, your.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Daughters are ashamed, right, so please stop that. Don't do
this task.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
It's so nuts though, Like they're not they're not for
any occasion. They're done, They're just there. It's wild to me,
it's so foreign we.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
I would have liked to have seen the party more.
I just saw the burgers on the grill and the
bar tenders. They built like an entire bar wooden bar
saloon there that bolt.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
They had an electric bowl.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
Oh they brought an electric you can write that. It's
a it's a blow up that you read.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
I know. But but we're starting to line item this
thing out, and I mean.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
We're hitting fifty yep, but for no reason.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Okay, So the morally corrupt Camille Grammar arrives. She tries
to help Kyle understand what is going on with her husband,
as we mentioned, and Kyle Richards goes full Brittany. Yep,
I have an announcement. There's nothing wrong with my man.
How could you think that, though, because you know that
he's cheated on you.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
No, he hasn't.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
No, no, no, my situation isn't like yours at all.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
No, which is crazy because it's a carbon copy.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
No, it's exactly pretty much.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
I mean, didn't go to New York and to do
a Broadway play and then have sex with his personal assistantpregnator.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
But no, he just did Dancing with the stars and
then sorted of fuck his dance teacher. So it's like
it's not the same, but it's similar and so similar.
What I will say is I think that Kelsey and
Camille did deserve each other. Yeah, that's all.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
Yeah, So Kyle has turned.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
We talked about that, but yeah, Kyle is dangerously oblivious
to the world. So Dear and the gang arrived. Durit
just wants to have fun tonight. Okay, and Bose arrives
back from her daughter's Kingsanira in in Brazil. I love
the relationship that Bo's has with her daughter too. Okay,
So when you have money.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
You can't make it easy on your kids. You got
to put them to work to make them earn a
trip by having to do a PowerPoint presentation.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
So it's a little it's it's spoiling a little bit,
but when we look at the expenses, this feels so
much more meaningful to right, Like if you're going to
be kind of like Ivy Tower thinking and completely divorced
from like how most people really live, do it this way?
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Agreed, this is fun.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
She her daughter lost her father. They have a very closepond.
I think, I think it's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
I also think too, that her daughter seems like this
is not You're not getting her a brand new one
hundred and fifty thousand dollars Porsche for a first car,
you know. I think this is that culture is very
travel is cool.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
Yeah, that being said, I do like both great casting.
I am excited for the drama that will unfold with
her in the season too.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
I think Bos went about when the tribal council is called,
and I think we can get there. Bos goes about
being a housewife very definitely, you know. But anyways, the
tribal council is called.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
Oh one thoughe before though, is gar does share with
Sutton that PK has been texting Kyle.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
You know, oh my gosh, this thing.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
What she didn't mention was it was PK asking if
you could borrow a thirty grandy.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
This is my thing. We're talking about this right, like, oh,
I have this secret and it's not a secret. No,
Dark knows that he's doing it, and he knows that
she he's just asking her for thirty grand So like,
why why are we making a mountain at it?
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Also, what we've forgotten is that Durita actually took PK's
phone and did that because she needs him to get
the thirty because she needs it badca.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
This is not dirt, Okay. Garcel gets one one one
one tattooed on her wrist.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
Very stupid to get a tattoo at a party like this.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
We do not have enough Kathy Hilt in this episode,
but she maximizes her screen time better than anybody. She
steps into the tattoo booth and goes, that's our angel numbers.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
And then Sutton goes four, that's the number for the devil,
and then Garcel, who is so drunk at this point,
her and Kathy are like, no, no, it's six sixty six.
And then Kathy's like, there, Garcel, there you go. That's
what I said, very proud of herself. Oh yeah, oh.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
She's a godly woman.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
What prism of insanity do you have to exist in
to think that four is the number of the mark
of the beast.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
It's like Surprice saw the Omen and we had a
four on his head?
Speaker 2 (41:14):
Did he really No?
Speaker 3 (41:15):
He had six? I was like, maybe people are stupid.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Okay, So both Buzz wants to go to the tribal
council and she means it. When she says it, she well,
so sorry that that was a note that ended without
the correct amount.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Of the right words.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
Yeah, but everyone gets together and Sutton is called volatile.
Yes I believe by Erica Jane Jane Jennifer Tilley. Upon
hearing this accusation, says that she does not think that
(41:56):
it is a compliment.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
No, definitely not by the way this necklace is, you know.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
She also she does say that is an accurate way
to describe her though, that's right.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
Yeah, And Sutton raises her voice and Deree isn't in
a place where she can handle people raising their voices,
which is crazy because Deree has been awakened and screaming
for three episodes.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
I think, well, you just called people everyone here see
you next Tuesdays for very quite loudly. But I also
have a question for rich people. When Durite says she's
getting ready that she pulled these looks from her collection,
from her vintage collection, Ah, yes, yes, yes, what's what
is that your closet?
Speaker 3 (42:36):
Yeah? Also the I guess the closet that those those break.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
Right, those robbers don't like western She yeah, And.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
They were like what do we even do with this?
All right? So we ramp up to you're not angry
at me, You're angry at your life and this is
this is like, uh, there's a great scene in that
that Will Ferrell movie about the basketball team that nobody watched. Yeah,
(43:12):
I forgot that one pro am or something semi pro semiro.
They're all talking and they're levying insults at one another,
and then Will Ferrell, I believe, call someone a jive turkey,
and the room stops and the guy goes, did you
call me a fucking dive turkey? I had no idea
(43:35):
that this was as bad as it was. But the
women are oh, aghast.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
Oh they were taking a back, very big insult. Now
I'd forgotten the argument that they're having that started.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Oh, they were arguing about where the Teddy Mellencamp argument
got them to.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
And someone raising their voice in that sprinter.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
Two weeks right, which was again about that John Croker
mellen Camp. The show's not firing on all.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
Someone perhaps not, Well, you're right, Dell, this is where
you come in. Bose did jump in to call sutting out,
and uh.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
Yeah, and she was correct and just got in got out.
Now Camille gets involved.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
Oh yes, because she's also had loss. Yeah, that mansion
down and then she lost a personal assistant. He didn't
lose his life. He quit after the fire and filed
the worker's.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
But he was incinerated. Yeah, and Camille told him he
had to stay at the house, so.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
That's why she locked the doors, and that's why he
filed that when.
Speaker 3 (44:38):
She said she had lost too.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
But when she was like, I just have to sorry,
just sorry, I just have to sorry, guys. I just
I'm sorry. I have to butt in here, Okay, I was.
I just She's incredible and she didn't expect to be
slapped in the face with that.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
Why are you here? Oh my god? Did I just
do bade you?
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Du might as well have been because she is vicerated
Camille Graham.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
It was wonderful to see Durret's behaving like she has
nothing to lose.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
I know she doesn't.
Speaker 3 (45:11):
Pat she doesn't she has negative no, like she has
negative of dollars.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
So I think that's fucking.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
When she says that she wants to go to this
party to forget about her problems, and then she follows
it up by saying, just for an hour, I don't
want to feel panic, I was like, that's so interesting,
because I feel like if people are going through a
very serious and kind of tumultuous divorce, it would be
maybe not panic unless you were going to be inevitably bankrupt,
but probably like deep sadness, loneliness, heartbreak, panic, panic is.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
A very insighting word. Yeah, I think you're right, Patty.
I think I think we got a Rubik's cube that's
all white with things your honor.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
We can't turn it anymore.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
I don't you what what is the point of this? No,
but d is kind of on a walkabout right now.
She just has a spear and she's just walking about.
So Durit beats the shit out of Camille and then
Deit and Sutton go out it a little bit more,
after which Sutton says, I will always be there for you,
(46:16):
and that's how we end ours. Yep, Sisters, get in
the comments. Let us know what you thought of the episode.
Everybody have a Marry Mary, Honkkah Merry Merry Christmas. I
think Honkah starts on Christmas or Boxing David.
Speaker 3 (46:28):
Show it changes every year, right. Oh yeah, I stupidly
thought that it had already begun. I announced Dylan.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Hey, we'll take it.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
Pat threw a shot in the dark. He said, happy Honica.
I was like, let's put me in a panic. Did
we not light candles? So happy holidays everybody listening. We
love you so much for the support. Patreon dot com
Slash another podcast network for Real Housewives of Salt Lake
City APS, PMZ and more. Happy five I'm doing saying
good bye Pat, say goodbye Brille.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
He I am still want a bail.
Speaker 3 (47:06):
Out, I still want the battle still and ye
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