Basic Snitches

It's time for a spelling bee! Roxana, Sarah and our voice to text friend face off to become the champion! Hosted by Adam and Tara, this is a spelling bee unlike any other... Also, them Ravenclaws are good spellers 😉

This has turned into nearly an entire chapter focused on Ravenclaws! Though unintentional, we are we not not mad about it! Sarah is here again to be the Tara translator - This Timed Turner episode focuses on Ravenclaws in the series.. particularly the ones that we like, but we definitely discuss the assholes 🤷‍♀️

For our character study on Hermione, Sarah is here!

(Tara has laryngitis but is here too!)

After a roast of our silent co-host, we jump into our deep dive on the woman who kept two stupid boys alive for 7 years.

Bracket Timeeeeee!!!!

As this chapter turns towards being Ravenclaw coded (please stay tuned... 😂), we talk about BOOKS!!!

Adam put together a bracket of 16 books from the series and we crown one classic as the winner 🏆

But don't worry, even though there is only one winner, we keep all the books in our Snitch Library 😁😁

We're finally here. Cursed Child (part 1).

Revising our 2019 trip to NYC where we saw the play on Broadway, we discuss the good and the bad. Part one is a tough one for Harry, but we love Ginny, we're rooting for Scorpius, and we're still confused as fuck about the trolley witch.

Happy bonus episode, Snitches!

Here we share some of our favorite Screen Rant discussions (disagreements) previously shared on Patreon! Some (most) of these lists are terrible but every now and again, someone gets something right 🤷‍♀️

Apparently everyone is Brian and Sarah today (and naked...and Tara hasn't been invented)...

Anyway, if you haven't had enough chaos in your life, here's the missing piece...Basic Snitches Improv Night!!!

On this Timed Turner episode, we discuss all the Harry Potter spin-offs that we would watch...we start off pretty standard suggesting the need for a series about McGonagall and the Marauders and the founders of Hogwarts... Then, as you would expect, it gets weird (though not as weird as it could be, considering who we are...)

In this week's Character episode, we discuss the classiest of witches, Professor Minerva "McG" McGonagall ❤️

We basically spend the episode talking about how amazing McG is, focusing on all the badass stuff she does and how incredibly important she is to Harry's story. Also, Hogwarts literally would have completely fallen apart when Dumble was headmaster without McG there!

Time for another bracket episode!!!

This time we break down the best magical treats! 😁 What is the most superior magical treat???

Hint: it's NOT Every Flavor Beans 🤮

Also we don't know what half of these are so we just make up a bunch of stuff 🤷‍♀️

In this fandom episode, Adam and Tara discuss wild HP theories...some of which we have decided are now canon...ish.

Also, in case you didn't know, Snape reads Nora Roberts

It's time for SNITCH GAME!

Hosted by Victoria, and featuring Neci as the contestant on her Basic Snitches debut episode!

Will Neci match with any of our panel? Listen and see just how well a potions master, a French headmistress, a disgraced politician, a fraudulent author and the ghost of a horny teenager match up with her!

Time for a TIMED TURNERRRRRRRR

Y'all, this one is off the rails...so enjoy this whole episode about potatoes!!!

We love Hagrid. He is our innocent little (giant) cinnamon roll.

Seriously, he is the BEST.

Happy Christmas!!! You know what this is!!!! Time to enjoy the correct version of book 7 😉

It's time for another bracket episode! In this episode we pick the best spell for every day use. We also learn that it's a good thing Tara isn't actually a wizard because she would steal all the pies. She would not, however, steal any dildos.

This is possibly the longest episode in Basic Snitches history that is ONLY Adam and Tara....so buckle in for 2 hours of us reviewing every deleted scene from all 8 Harry Potter movies. We determine which scenes should not have been cut, and which ones we are glad weren't in the movies...also, Fiona Shaw is a treasure.

Want to watch the scenes we are watching? Here's the playlist we had on while we recorded!

Best of Patreon archives-MASH

The complete MASH fates of Adam, Tara, Jean, and Peggy

It's Basic Snitches Game Night!!!

We bring in a few of our favorite Snitches to play a few of our favorite games.

Buckle in - we are loud* and we are fun and we are hilarious.

❤️ Thank you to our special guests - Ashley, Sarah, Brian and Roxana

*No, seriously, we are LOUD - don't say you weren't warned...