Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems.
Episodes
December 8, 2022 • 74 min
Come ride the American Idol/Soap Opera/Hallmark Pipeline with us!
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Mark as Played
December 8, 2022 • 82 min
Was Coolio talking about a Chuck E. Cheese?
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Mark as Played
November 23, 2022 • 93 min
Who killed a snake in here?
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Mark as Played
November 16, 2022 • 74 min
Repeat after us: MORALS! OVER! FROZEN! MILK!
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Mark as Played
November 9, 2022 • 79 min
Coming Soon: Beach Too Sandy X Stinky Boy
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Mark as Played
November 2, 2022 • 64 min
Only having $9 billion is like shoving a ping pong ball up your nose.
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Mark as Played
October 31, 2022 • 42 min
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Mark as Played
October 26, 2022 • 99 min
We would like to citizens arrest Charles Entertainment Cheese.
-Love, Xandy and Xtine
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Mark as Played
October 19, 2022 • 50 min
More like (Demonic) Spirit Halloween Stores amirite?
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Mark as Played
October 12, 2022 • 73 min
Your favorite eductinal podcast is back!
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Mark as Played
October 5, 2022 • 86 min
WARNING: Episode contains spoilers for Caillou.
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Mark as Played
September 30, 2022 • 35 min
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Mark as Played
September 28, 2022 • 108 min
If this episode doesn't get our podcast into the Library of Congress, we don't know what will.
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Mark as Played
September 21, 2022 • 65 min
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Mark as Played
September 14, 2022 • 78 min
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Mark as Played
September 7, 2022 • 63 min
Games and balls.
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Mark as Played
August 31, 2022 • 66 min
We're all thumbs if you know what we mean...
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Mark as Played
August 29, 2022 • 31 min
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Mark as Played
August 26, 2022 • 38 min
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Mark as Played
August 24, 2022 • 56 min
I don't remember this, but in Christine's notes she wrote "Decatur, AL, Porno" and that probably sums up this episode somehow.
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Mark as Played
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