Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.
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Happy Halloween! Or Sad Halloween in Xandy's case!
I don't feel like writing anything else here today. Go google us or something.
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Last show of our 2025 tour is this Saturday!! Get your tickets! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour
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We're excited to share our Plano show with you!! Just three more shows left: Seattle tonight, Portland tomorrow, and New York on the 25th. Get your tickets! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour
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Tune in next week for another edition of The Priestly Priest Report.
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You’ve been revolving around this sushi restaurant for 27 years!
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Midwest shows are happening now! Kansas City tonight! Omaha tomorrow! St. Louis Friday! Malort Sunday!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour
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Send in the clowns!
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Taking a break from Cracker Barrel content...... for now.
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SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP
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Already looks like we need to do a follow-up episode...
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This episode is best enjoyed in a T.J. Maxx bathroom.
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Not to be confused with GayStop
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...Grab mom’s credit card, we’re going to BAB!
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We love VPH aka Our Lady of QVC
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I'll take a Dirty Jimmy Carter on the rocks, please.
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This episode we learn how to fix your bike's jickle flamber.
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