Berner Phone
The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an eye out on Des's Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions Des and his comedian friends are dialed in. Dial in to the Berner Phone Hotline (917) 512-1758 or WhatsApp +1 (646) 423-7020 for the international dialers
Episodes
This week, Des reacts to your butterfly effect moments.
NEXT WEEK'S PROMPT: Weird things people have said while you're grieving, funeral stories, anything grief/death related!
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Des reacts to your prompt suggestions. Next week we're doing HAPPY ACCIDENTS - what was a moment in your life that changed everything for you, butterfly effect style?
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Des reacts to what's bugging you at work this week.
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This week, Des reacts to your religious trauma and gives a history lesson on the Irish famine.
NEXT WEEK'S PROMPT: WHAT/WHO IS BUGGING YOU AT WORK?
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This week, Des decides whether or not the Dialers were neglected as children.
NEXT WEEK'S PROMPT: RELIGIOUS TRAUMA / GOING TO YOUR RELIGIOUS FRIEND'S HOUSE
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Des revisits some classic celebrity rumors and reacts to "the incidents" at your high schools.
NEXT WEEK'S PROMPT: RELIGIOUS TRAUMA & MORE CELEB RUMORS!
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Des is joined by guest and newlywed Kelsey Cook to discuss wedding traditions that need to end.
Watch Kelsey's new special HAPPY HOUR on Netflix!
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Pretend Problems Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/pretend-problems/id1717496693
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This week, Des the non-believer reacts to your ghost stories. Give us some prompt suggestions in the comments!
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It's finally here - the Yesteryear episode. What book should we read next? Let us know in the comments!
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Today, Des reacts to what's bugging the Dialers, plus some leftover call-ins from the past couple weeks.
NEXT WEEK'S PROMPT: GHOST STORIES!
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This week, Des reacts to the weird things your families did that you thought were completely normal until you found out not everyone's family did them.
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Today Des reacts to things you used to judge people for but don't anymore, like being a Karen, children crying in public, and counting a pregnancy in weeks.
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This week, Des reacts to the Dialers' least favorite mispronounced words. We'll do another one of these episodes in the future - call in and comment below with more words!
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What do you do today that you think your teenage self would be embarrassed by? A few Dialers offer birdwatching, wearing granny panties, and gardening. Let us know in the comments what your teenage self would be embarrassed by!
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Today, Des reacts to all the sounds that annoy the Dialers, like garbage trucks, kids coughing, and ASMR.
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Today Des listens to your creative insults and some more things you believed as kids.
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Des reacts to silly things the Dialers believed as kids, like getting arrested for turning on the lights in the car and watermelon seeds growing in your stomach.
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This week, Des is solo and responding to the Dialers' biggest complaints about 2026 so far.
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This week, Des records solo from an undisclosed location and listens to voicemails about the funniest things people have said during sex.
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This week, Des listens to voicemails from Dialers who wish they grew up in a different generation. From club culture and technology to roller skating and funeral etiquette, Des explores what makes people long for another era.
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