Bob Schneider's Song Club

Bob Schneider's Song Club #92 - WOKE FRONTIER JUSTICE! On this episode Bob talks about frontier justice updated for our modern times and presents the songs THE DRUGS, MONSTER, JOHNNY ROTTEN, GIVE EM WHAT THEY WANT, AMY FROM MIAMI, LOVE SHOES, LOWEST RUNG OF COURAGE and LUCKY NUMBER NINE

On this episode Bob talks The Sopranos about playing Austin City Limits, the song game, retells the lesson of the Bhuda and presents the songs DREAMERS DIE YOUNG, LOST IN THE MIST LIKE A GHOST, EVERYTHING IS SUNSHINE NOW, BLOODLESS, BLOOD, and 3 different versions of crowd favorite BONES.

In this month's Song Club podcast Bob talks about how this podcast is the worst one he's ever done, his love of autotune, using AI to write songs, teaching whales to speak English and presents the songs CHANGE MY WORLD, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN DOWN, BLUE DREAM, HEART HOLDS DIAMONDS, GOLD OR GREATNESS, GLACIER, BOMB and BLUE MOUNTAIN

Bob Schneider's Song Club #89 - Olympic Penis In this episode Bob talks about the Paris Olympics, what reality is or isn't, your daddy's handy dandy axe and presents the songs HEARTS HALF SHUT, WORLD'S BEST LIAR, BOOTSWANA, OKAYER, I TAKE MY TIME, ICE CAPADES, I'M TIRED OF YOU and INTO THE SUN.

Songs:

DEFINITION OF A FOOL

HAIRY HAT

JOHN LENNON

JUNKIE JUNKIE

KEEPING IT REAL FOR MY BABY

KILLING MYSELF (ACOUSTIC)

KILLING MYSELF

PANDA

Bob talks about emails, inflation, being a free american, the police, lying about stuff, NARC-ING, his big beard, how come his podcast is so perfect, the police, MAX and why it sucks, going public with the Song Game™ and presents the songs THE WAY LOVERS DO, HOW TO WIN, MODERN WOMAN, BECKY'S IN PRISON, DIRTMOUTH, THE DARKNESS, DOWN and DEATH IS SO FINAL.

Bob talks about inflation, Micheal Corcoran and presents the songs OWNING THE RAIN, REMARKABLE RANGE, SHOOTING THE STARS, TOO PRETTY TOO LOVE, YOUR ARE SO BEAUTIFUL, YOU MAY WANT TO TAKE SOME TIME and YOU'LL FALL FOREVER.

Bob talks about turning ads off on his channel but how they still show up, how being a porn star takes the joy out of having carnal relations, why he writes songs, what kind of hair the people in Canada have and introduces the Song Club songs BRIDGES, WILD EYED, I CAN SEE THE END OF THE WORLD IN YOUR EYES, THE DREAM WE ARE DREAMING, I'M A MAN (PART II), HORSES AND PONIES, INSIDE OUTSIDE and FOUR YEARS.

 

On this episode Bob talks about the Mouseketeers, how rich people are better than poor people, how life is probably just a movie of some kind, DMT, and presents the songs NO WORRIES, DUMB IDEAS, BOTTOM OF THE WORLD, MYLDAY, SURPRISE, SUPER DOPE RHYMES, NICE TO BE YOU and SUICIDAY.

In this month's episode Bob presents the songs: HOW I STOLE THE PRINCE'S WIFE, IF YOU ASK THE HEART, HAVE YOU SEEN THE SUN, IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, UR GOOD, THE DEVIL VS MY BABY, DAVID SPADE and MANIAC.

Bob Schneider's Song Club 81 - 'WORK AROUND THE BUTTHOLE'

In this episode Bob talks about looking excited and presents the songs WORK AROUND THE BUTTHOLE, DING DONG, HOME, I CAN'T GET GONE, CALL ME BY MY NAME, FLYING, HOLE IN ME, LOST TOE CHRISTMAS and HOME.

Bob Schneider's Song Club 80 - 'LAMB SOCIETY' In this month's Song Club Bob talks about sheep, being really good at watching TV, NYPD Yellow, and presents the songs SHE'S STURDY, MUSHMOUTH, COLONEL SANDERS, PERSONAL WIKIPEDIA PAGE, REASONS I BELIEVE, THE UNKNOWN and BOX FOLK.

On this month's song club Bob talks about his philosophy of everything happening right now, how sleep scientists are superior to other scientists, rewrites Bob Marley's song Jammin', talks about looking at trees and presents the songs AWAY FROM EVERYWHERE, NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU TONIGHT, WHEN THE LIGHT APPEARS, JUST DO IT, PARAPLEGIC BLUES, POLAR BEARS, POPULAR PROMISE and DADDY COME WALKING IN THE ROOM.

On this episode, Bob talks about being on a spaceship in outer space, being better than Drake, Labor Day, metaphorical murder, his old 71 Volkswagen and how it relates to the song 'Tokyo' and presents the songs WE'VE ALWAYS GOT NEVER, ALIMONY, SONGWRITING 101, HEY HEY HEY...YOU OK?, IT GOES LIKE THIS and TOKYO. What the episode on YouTube: https://youtube.com/live/7THjA_3uxVk

In this episode, Bob explains how the Song Club works, getting in a TRANQ circuit, Eleanor Rigby's AI friend, The Tudors and what would happen if he became The King and presents the songs I DON'T LOVE YOU LIKE THEY LOVE YOU, BIGGEST HOLE IN HER HEART, SHOULD I DO IT, LITTLE FAT GERMAN BABY, JACK ASS PANTS, JUNE and KARATE CHAMP.

In this episode, Bob talks about the history of capturing the flag, what's going to happen with AI, how to have fun by lisping, what music of the future sounds like, his sexual history, and presents the songs: A WEEK ON MARS, ALMOST ALWAYS, THREE WORDS OR LESS, BEND AND BREAK AND BURN, BOOM BOOM BABY and AIRPLANE. What the episode on YouTube: https://youtube.com/live/R2p-tOOlv-8

In this episode, Bob explains how to write a song and why you need to be good at math, talks about his days in British military school, decides whether or not he's a robot, and presents the songs DEAD AND DYING, DREAMING AND DRIFTING AWAY, AROUND TOWN, THE MOUNTAIN, THE MOST INTERESTING PEOPLE ON EARTH and DRAKES NEW GIRLFRIEND. What the episode on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/live/lEqyoNvhBM0

In this episode, Bob talks about his recorder symphony 'The Mosquito's Enemby' and some other amazing things and talks about this month's song club selections: THE PRESIDENT OF CAN'T GET ENOUGH, THE WEATHER, GOOD TIMES (THE TV SHOW), 1984, ALL TIMES EASTERN, TERRIBLE THINGS DONE BY TERRIBLE MEN, LIFE AIN'T FAIR and WHISPER TO ME.

In this episode, Bob talks about Russell Brand and coming up short, how English class is completely unnecessary, and presents the songs CAT STEVENS, SECRET POWER, LETTER FROM THE CEMETERY, EDDIE GOLDEN, DINOSAURS ARE BIG, AND PEOPLE ARE SMALL, THE DEVIL'S DICE, THE DEVIL AND THE LORD and DROP THE MIC. What the podcast on YouTube: https://youtube.com/live/xiTMZ4GZXjQ?feature=share