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December 5, 2024 55 mins
The Novel:
Holidays are for Suckers (Tinsels and Tentacles 2.0)

The Author:
Kiernan Kelly

The Guest:
Becky, host of Too Stupid to Live

The Synopsis: 
Ebenezer Spooge is an adult film star who specializes in holiday films. Until today, that is. Today, he's determined that his life will take a new -- and abstinent -- turn. After a terrible fight with his director, he swears to give it all up, live a clean, boring life, and never need to worry about fluffers, lubricant, or multiple takes again.

Gorg is an alien from a galaxy far away who crash lands on our little blue planet right in Ebenezer's backyard. Although Ebenezer refuses to believe Gorg is real, and that everything he sees is an illusion or delusion, Gorg refuses to give up. Gorg is entranced by the holidays and by the lithe little human who hates them and everything associated with them and is determined to bring joy back into Ebenezer's life.

Show Notes: 
- The 7th annual 12 Days of Boobsmas
- Falling down the omegaverse rabbit hole...
- Celebrating the holidays (00:09:30)
- We can't all be great gift givers
- Introducing today's book pick, Holidays are for Suckers (00:13:42)
- A brief synopsis (00:16:40)
- Unhinged and hilarious... exactly what alien romance should be
- If you've got tentacles, use them. (00:23:25)
- Sex positivity at its finest
- Some other books in the Tinsels and Tentacles 2.0 series
- Supplemental Reading suggestions (00:42:53)
- The 2nd Day of Boobsmas jingle courtesy of Cooper Baldwin

Supplemental Reading/Watching/Listening Suggestions:
- Kelly's picks: Claimed by the Alien Bodyguard by Tiffany Roberts, Sinta by Honey Phillips
- Becky's picks: .css-j9qmi7{display:-webkit-box;display:-webkit-flex;display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;-webkit-flex-direction:row;-ms-flex-direction:row;flex-direction:row;font-weight:700;margin-bottom:1rem;margin-top:2.8rem;width:100%;-webkit-box-pack:start;-ms-flex-pack:start;-webkit-justify-content:start;justify-content:start;padding-left:5rem;}@media only screen and (max-width: 599px){.css-j9qmi7{padding-left:0;-webkit-box-pack:center;-ms-flex-pack:center;-webkit-justify-content:center;justify-content:center;}}.css-j9qmi7 svg{fill:#27292D;}.css-j9qmi7 .eagfbvw0{-webkit-align-items:center;-webkit-box-align:center;-ms-flex-align:center;align-items:center;color:#27292D;}
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